1 00:00:12,046 --> 00:00:16,046 ♪ The Simpsons 25x14 ♪ The Winter of His Content Original Air Date on March 16, 2014 2 00:00:25,136 --> 00:00:30,136 == sync, corrected by elderman == @elder_man 3 00:00:45,990 --> 00:00:47,257 D'oh! 4 00:00:59,737 --> 00:01:00,770 D'oh! 5 00:01:12,650 --> 00:01:13,950 - Whoa! - What the...? 6 00:01:20,024 --> 00:01:21,157 Mmm, mail. 7 00:01:21,191 --> 00:01:22,959 Oh, "urgent notice." Hmm. 8 00:01:22,993 --> 00:01:24,994 If it's not final, who cares? 9 00:01:28,165 --> 00:01:29,299 Donkey! 10 00:01:30,367 --> 00:01:32,302 There you go. 11 00:01:42,112 --> 00:01:43,846 If it's important, they'll call back. 12 00:01:45,215 --> 00:01:46,749 Mom! Dad! 13 00:01:46,784 --> 00:01:48,818 The retirement home lost its license 14 00:01:48,852 --> 00:01:50,186 and Grampa has nowhere to live! 15 00:01:50,220 --> 00:01:52,021 D'oh! 16 00:01:52,056 --> 00:01:55,725 Oh! That man can't remember anything except our number! 17 00:01:59,330 --> 00:02:01,364 Get in the car, Dad. 18 00:02:01,398 --> 00:02:03,366 Look who's here, the big dummy! 19 00:02:03,400 --> 00:02:05,501 You do know I'm a doctor now. 20 00:02:05,536 --> 00:02:08,104 Yeah! M.D.! Major Dummy! 21 00:02:08,138 --> 00:02:09,772 Grampa, what happened? 22 00:02:09,807 --> 00:02:11,708 This place is unlivable. 23 00:02:11,742 --> 00:02:15,678 My contract clearly promised "barely livable." 24 00:02:15,713 --> 00:02:18,181 Yeah, well, we're closing down Codger Stadium here 25 00:02:18,215 --> 00:02:19,849 until they fix up their violations. 26 00:02:19,883 --> 00:02:21,684 And there are a lot of 'em. 27 00:02:27,091 --> 00:02:28,825 Mannequin nurses. 28 00:02:33,197 --> 00:02:35,865 Like I said, lot of violations. 29 00:02:35,899 --> 00:02:39,335 Oh! I guess Grampa's coming home with us. 30 00:02:39,370 --> 00:02:40,837 Unless... 31 00:02:40,871 --> 00:02:43,706 what about that nice dog boarding place? 32 00:02:43,741 --> 00:02:45,041 The really good one, 33 00:02:45,075 --> 00:02:46,876 where they each have their own dog partner. 34 00:02:46,910 --> 00:02:48,845 No kennels! You're right. 35 00:02:48,879 --> 00:02:50,213 Bad idea, bad idea. 36 00:02:50,247 --> 00:02:52,048 Should we just, you know, drive by 37 00:02:52,082 --> 00:02:54,217 and take a look at the place...? 38 00:02:55,252 --> 00:02:56,919 Bad idea. Bad. 39 00:03:01,058 --> 00:03:03,760 When are your relatives going to be here? 40 00:03:03,794 --> 00:03:06,863 Can I be honest with you? They're not. 41 00:03:06,897 --> 00:03:09,198 We're all alone in this world. 42 00:03:09,233 --> 00:03:12,568 All I have left is a phone message from my late wife. 43 00:03:12,603 --> 00:03:16,372 Pick up the phone, big shot! I know you're there! 44 00:03:18,242 --> 00:03:20,877 You're both coming home with us. 45 00:03:20,911 --> 00:03:21,911 You mean it? 46 00:03:21,945 --> 00:03:23,012 Mm-hmm. 47 00:03:23,046 --> 00:03:24,947 Ah, just let me say good-bye 48 00:03:24,982 --> 00:03:26,883 to my girlfriend. 49 00:03:26,917 --> 00:03:28,951 Don't get fat. 50 00:03:30,988 --> 00:03:33,656 Honey, Grampa is the closest thing I have 51 00:03:33,690 --> 00:03:37,693 to a father, and I love him, but three octogenorous? 52 00:03:37,728 --> 00:03:40,463 Homie, Homie, we'll be old someday. 53 00:03:40,497 --> 00:03:41,931 Speak for yourself. 54 00:03:41,965 --> 00:03:44,467 Glug-glug-glug. Chomp-chomp-chomp. 55 00:03:44,501 --> 00:03:47,470 Beep... 56 00:03:49,072 --> 00:03:51,908 My lifestyle is my retirement plan. 57 00:03:51,942 --> 00:03:53,176 Oh! 58 00:03:55,679 --> 00:03:57,313 And don't forget my ripple. 59 00:03:57,347 --> 00:03:58,915 You're not taking your ripple. 60 00:03:58,949 --> 00:04:00,983 Without ripple, I never would have had you. 61 00:04:01,018 --> 00:04:02,285 Ripple's your real daddy. 62 00:04:05,689 --> 00:04:08,291 This is gonna be a swell flophouse, sister. 63 00:04:08,325 --> 00:04:10,293 So, where should we park our pills? 64 00:04:10,327 --> 00:04:11,661 What pills? 65 00:04:19,503 --> 00:04:21,070 Aah! 66 00:04:21,104 --> 00:04:23,439 Don't worry, Marge. It's childproof. 67 00:04:28,879 --> 00:04:30,279 Oh, oh... 68 00:04:30,314 --> 00:04:33,182 Homer, how are we doing with those cots? 69 00:04:33,217 --> 00:04:35,251 Uh... come on, boy. 70 00:04:35,285 --> 00:04:37,086 Your job is to guide me. 71 00:04:37,120 --> 00:04:39,689 Well, I really think you should watch your temper. 72 00:04:39,723 --> 00:04:41,858 I mean down the stairs, you stupid kid! 73 00:04:41,892 --> 00:04:43,659 Stupid kid? Do you really think 74 00:04:43,694 --> 00:04:45,328 that's the way we should communicate? 75 00:04:45,362 --> 00:04:47,597 You just want to see your old man trip and fall. 76 00:04:47,631 --> 00:04:50,633 Well, sorry to disappoint you, lad, but... 77 00:04:50,667 --> 00:04:53,102 What the...? D'oh! D'oh! Ooh! 78 00:04:53,136 --> 00:04:55,338 Not what I was hoping for, but it'll do. 79 00:04:58,675 --> 00:05:00,109 Okay, boys, shower up. 80 00:05:00,143 --> 00:05:02,144 And I better hear some towels snapping. 81 00:05:03,747 --> 00:05:05,281 Muntz, what is wrong with you? 82 00:05:05,315 --> 00:05:07,149 Now, you get undressed in front of everyone 83 00:05:07,184 --> 00:05:08,351 that's staring at you. 84 00:05:11,154 --> 00:05:14,123 Is that women's underwear? 85 00:05:14,157 --> 00:05:16,492 My mom can't afford to buy me clothes, 86 00:05:16,527 --> 00:05:19,028 so I wear her hand-me-downs. 87 00:05:23,000 --> 00:05:25,835 Muntz, there's a kind of poverty that toughens you up, 88 00:05:25,869 --> 00:05:28,304 but this... is sad. 89 00:05:30,407 --> 00:05:32,375 Hey, leave him alone. 90 00:05:32,409 --> 00:05:34,944 I, too, know the pain of hand-me-down underwear. 91 00:05:34,978 --> 00:05:37,013 My dad buys the underpants gorillas wear 92 00:05:37,047 --> 00:05:38,814 during monkey shows. 93 00:05:38,849 --> 00:05:42,184 So if you're gonna laugh at Nelson, laugh at me, too. 94 00:05:45,589 --> 00:05:47,657 Simpson, I won't forget this. 95 00:05:47,691 --> 00:05:51,928 From now on, you and I are as tight as whiteys. 96 00:07:00,330 --> 00:07:03,065 I've had it up to here with those freeloading wrinkle bags. 97 00:07:03,100 --> 00:07:05,801 They pee all night, they cry all day, 98 00:07:05,836 --> 00:07:08,971 and every time they use the computer, the font is huge. 99 00:07:09,006 --> 00:07:10,573 Aah! 100 00:07:10,607 --> 00:07:13,075 Dad, did it ever occur to you that we're learning 101 00:07:13,110 --> 00:07:15,478 how to take care of you when you're older 102 00:07:15,512 --> 00:07:17,647 by watching the way you treat Grampa? 103 00:07:17,681 --> 00:07:19,982 Have you seen how he treats my grampa? 104 00:07:20,017 --> 00:07:21,250 Never visits him. 105 00:07:21,284 --> 00:07:23,586 Never even acknowledges his existence. 106 00:07:23,620 --> 00:07:25,655 Your grampa's alive? 107 00:07:25,689 --> 00:07:26,822 Oh, yeah. 108 00:07:26,857 --> 00:07:28,758 Okay... 109 00:07:28,792 --> 00:07:32,762 Well, can you please be nicer to our grampa? 110 00:07:32,796 --> 00:07:35,164 For me? I love Grampa. 111 00:07:35,198 --> 00:07:38,100 You may not realize it, but he's a treasure. 112 00:07:38,135 --> 00:07:41,303 Keep it down in there, you jabbermouths! 113 00:07:41,338 --> 00:07:43,305 I'm trying to watch C-SPAN2. 114 00:07:43,340 --> 00:07:44,607 Please? 115 00:07:44,641 --> 00:07:46,275 Okay. 116 00:07:46,309 --> 00:07:47,877 You know, I love him, too. 117 00:07:47,911 --> 00:07:49,145 In a manly way. 118 00:07:49,179 --> 00:07:50,413 That never shows itself. 119 00:07:51,815 --> 00:07:53,215 Now, we're going to need 120 00:07:53,250 --> 00:07:55,184 three hearing aid batteries, 121 00:07:55,218 --> 00:07:57,386 all different and hard to get. 122 00:07:57,421 --> 00:08:00,823 And this has to be in the fridge, next to the butter. 123 00:08:00,857 --> 00:08:02,391 And the butter has to be open. 124 00:08:02,426 --> 00:08:04,393 Oh, I'll see what I can do. 125 00:08:04,428 --> 00:08:06,696 I can handle them from now on, Marge. 126 00:08:06,730 --> 00:08:08,297 Gentlemen, I've been thinking. 127 00:08:08,331 --> 00:08:11,033 My glorious youth and beauty won't last forever. 128 00:08:11,068 --> 00:08:12,735 Someday, when the leaves have turned 129 00:08:12,769 --> 00:08:15,805 and the moon has broken apart into chunks of floating cheese, 130 00:08:15,839 --> 00:08:17,707 I will be old. 131 00:08:17,741 --> 00:08:19,542 What's your point, pound cake? 132 00:08:19,576 --> 00:08:23,145 I'm hoping we can find a way to coexist. 133 00:08:23,180 --> 00:08:24,213 What did he say? 134 00:08:24,247 --> 00:08:26,348 He wants to see if ghosts exist. 135 00:08:26,383 --> 00:08:27,650 Ooh, they do. 136 00:08:27,684 --> 00:08:29,552 My Uncle Bill is here right now. 137 00:08:29,586 --> 00:08:31,721 Oh, Bill, Bill, I'm so sorry 138 00:08:31,755 --> 00:08:34,323 I wasn't a very good ladder holder. 139 00:08:34,357 --> 00:08:36,225 That's all right. Enough about that. 140 00:08:36,259 --> 00:08:38,527 Did the clock ever get wound? 141 00:08:41,264 --> 00:08:43,799 This can only be good. 142 00:08:48,271 --> 00:08:51,340 This family's had a lot of hoods put over their heads. 143 00:08:52,542 --> 00:08:55,077 Uh, Chief, something about that looks fishy. 144 00:08:55,112 --> 00:08:56,946 Aw, Lou, you got a suspicious mind, you know? 145 00:08:56,980 --> 00:08:59,014 You remind me of that Elvis song. 146 00:08:59,049 --> 00:09:00,216 Uh, uh, "Clambake." 147 00:09:00,250 --> 00:09:01,917 You know, 'cause you open your yap 148 00:09:01,952 --> 00:09:03,686 when things get hot. "Clambake." 149 00:09:06,882 --> 00:09:09,831 All right, take off his hood. 150 00:09:09,832 --> 00:09:12,066 Where am I? Our secret place. 151 00:09:12,101 --> 00:09:14,135 The empty swimming pool from the country club 152 00:09:14,170 --> 00:09:15,870 that closed down rather than let women in. 153 00:09:17,640 --> 00:09:21,910 Now, enter the stolen bicycle graveyard. 154 00:09:29,251 --> 00:09:32,954 We've decided to make you an honorary bully. 155 00:09:32,988 --> 00:09:34,722 Bestow upon him 156 00:09:34,757 --> 00:09:37,992 the necklace of unknown retainers. 157 00:09:39,428 --> 00:09:41,329 Um... thanks, 158 00:09:41,363 --> 00:09:43,932 but I'm not sure I want to be a bully. 159 00:09:43,966 --> 00:09:45,166 It's too late. 160 00:09:45,201 --> 00:09:46,835 You've seen our faces. 161 00:09:49,939 --> 00:09:53,575 Wow, never had breakfast at 6:00 in the morning before. 162 00:09:53,609 --> 00:09:55,977 I love yakking at the manager 163 00:09:56,011 --> 00:09:57,745 while he's trying to unlock the door. 164 00:09:57,780 --> 00:10:00,582 Now we'll talk about dead people you never met 165 00:10:00,616 --> 00:10:03,484 while we get a little exercise. 166 00:10:04,720 --> 00:10:05,987 When does the exercise start? 167 00:10:06,021 --> 00:10:08,590 This is it. Yeah, we're mall-walking. 168 00:10:08,624 --> 00:10:10,291 Oh, my God. 169 00:10:10,326 --> 00:10:11,960 This counts as exercise? 170 00:10:11,994 --> 00:10:15,263 I'm barely moving and I'm smelling Cinnebun. 171 00:10:15,297 --> 00:10:17,966 Sometimes you have to wait till you're 38 172 00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:19,767 to discover who you really are. 173 00:10:19,802 --> 00:10:23,271 I'm a 79-year-old man. 174 00:10:23,305 --> 00:10:25,840 Son, welcome to the club. 175 00:10:29,511 --> 00:10:32,146 Now, say something pathetic. 176 00:10:32,181 --> 00:10:34,515 Uh, okay, um... 177 00:10:34,550 --> 00:10:36,351 Oh, I can't. 178 00:10:36,385 --> 00:10:38,386 That's my boy. 179 00:10:41,056 --> 00:10:42,891 I-25. 180 00:10:42,925 --> 00:10:44,826 What letter? "I." 181 00:10:44,860 --> 00:10:46,861 What number? 25. 182 00:10:46,896 --> 00:10:47,862 What game? 183 00:10:47,897 --> 00:10:48,863 Bingo! 184 00:10:48,898 --> 00:10:50,265 Damn it! 185 00:10:51,533 --> 00:10:54,168 Who's the icebox pie, Abe? 186 00:10:54,203 --> 00:10:55,970 Your younger brother? 187 00:10:56,005 --> 00:10:57,572 My son-- but he's taken. 188 00:10:57,606 --> 00:10:59,507 Well, I'm not surprised-- 189 00:10:59,541 --> 00:11:02,243 the way he tears into corn on the cob. 190 00:11:02,278 --> 00:11:04,979 Now, Mildred, he's a married man. 191 00:11:05,014 --> 00:11:08,483 You can't see the ring because his finger's too fat. 192 00:11:08,517 --> 00:11:13,121 Join the party, Abe-- there's plenty of room in my bed... 193 00:11:13,155 --> 00:11:16,491 once they take the railings down. 194 00:11:16,525 --> 00:11:19,928 I said beat it! For the time being. 195 00:11:19,962 --> 00:11:23,097 Now, Homer, you stay away from those red-door hoochies. 196 00:11:23,132 --> 00:11:25,900 They're just trying to get a chicken dinner out of you. 197 00:11:25,935 --> 00:11:27,368 Hmm. 198 00:11:27,403 --> 00:11:28,903 Well, thanks for the chicken dinner. 199 00:11:28,938 --> 00:11:30,872 How did you know I wanted one? 200 00:11:30,906 --> 00:11:32,941 All you gals 201 00:11:32,975 --> 00:11:35,076 like chicken dinners, Marge. 202 00:11:35,110 --> 00:11:36,377 Don't call me a gal. 203 00:11:36,412 --> 00:11:38,379 Makes me feel like I'm your mother. 204 00:11:38,414 --> 00:11:40,548 I better turn up the heat. 205 00:11:40,582 --> 00:11:42,450 It's 82 degrees. 206 00:11:42,484 --> 00:11:44,118 Huh? 207 00:11:44,153 --> 00:11:46,120 Are you wearing sock garters? 208 00:11:46,155 --> 00:11:47,789 Young lady, in my day... 209 00:11:47,823 --> 00:11:49,390 Your day is my day! 210 00:11:49,425 --> 00:11:51,025 We're the same age! 211 00:11:51,060 --> 00:11:54,395 You're turning into your father. 212 00:11:56,565 --> 00:11:58,466 You won't feel so bollixed 213 00:11:58,500 --> 00:12:01,202 once my Social Security checks start coming! 214 00:12:01,236 --> 00:12:03,905 They're not coming for another 29 years. 215 00:12:03,939 --> 00:12:07,041 Did your ear lobes get longer? 216 00:12:07,076 --> 00:12:08,843 Falsies. 217 00:12:16,752 --> 00:12:18,753 Whoa. A tweet from Chester! 218 00:12:18,787 --> 00:12:20,154 Who's Chester? 219 00:12:20,189 --> 00:12:21,622 "Who's Chester"? 220 00:12:21,657 --> 00:12:23,992 Just the most legendary bully of all. 221 00:12:24,026 --> 00:12:27,662 They say he once wedgied a kid in half. 222 00:12:27,696 --> 00:12:29,230 Whoa. 223 00:12:29,264 --> 00:12:30,565 He's calling a bully summit 224 00:12:30,599 --> 00:12:31,599 for next Saturday night. 225 00:12:31,633 --> 00:12:33,001 Hey, isn't that the same night 226 00:12:33,035 --> 00:12:35,269 the U.S. figure skating finals are on? 227 00:12:36,405 --> 00:12:38,773 They've been promoting it like hell! 228 00:12:39,808 --> 00:12:42,076 Excuse us, we're looking for owls. 229 00:12:42,111 --> 00:12:43,244 Screech or hoot? 230 00:12:43,278 --> 00:12:44,412 Either one's fine. 231 00:12:44,446 --> 00:12:45,780 That was an order! 232 00:12:45,814 --> 00:12:47,682 Screech! Screech! 233 00:12:48,884 --> 00:12:51,085 Where's the Lord of the Fries? 234 00:12:51,120 --> 00:12:54,756 Actually, Homer got up early to count and sort pills. 235 00:12:54,790 --> 00:12:57,658 Then he called the police when a Frisbee landed on our lawn. 236 00:12:57,693 --> 00:13:00,194 Then he went to the drugstore for an egg cream, 237 00:13:00,229 --> 00:13:01,863 but he only brought a nickel. 238 00:13:03,165 --> 00:13:04,999 I didn't mind that he grew bald. 239 00:13:05,034 --> 00:13:06,868 I didn't mind that he got fat. 240 00:13:06,902 --> 00:13:08,703 I didn't mind that he got fatter. 241 00:13:08,737 --> 00:13:12,306 But no one told me he'd get older than me. 242 00:13:12,341 --> 00:13:13,941 Oh... 243 00:13:13,976 --> 00:13:15,276 Say it, honey-- 244 00:13:15,310 --> 00:13:17,512 you're no longer attracted to him. 245 00:13:22,818 --> 00:13:24,752 Maybe. 246 00:13:30,893 --> 00:13:33,561 It's on tonight, and everyone who ever took 247 00:13:33,595 --> 00:13:36,164 anyone's lunch money is there. 248 00:14:04,093 --> 00:14:06,561 All you boppers going to the park tonight, 249 00:14:06,595 --> 00:14:08,996 make sure you're not packin'. 250 00:14:09,031 --> 00:14:11,466 We don't want any... "accidents." 251 00:14:13,202 --> 00:14:15,470 Ay, caramba. 252 00:14:16,538 --> 00:14:19,507 How'd you babies get here? 253 00:14:19,541 --> 00:14:22,510 Did your mommy bring you? 254 00:14:22,544 --> 00:14:23,544 Yes. 255 00:14:23,579 --> 00:14:24,779 Nelson! 256 00:14:24,813 --> 00:14:26,681 I might have to move the trailer house 257 00:14:26,715 --> 00:14:28,516 while you're gone. Look for me downhill. 258 00:14:28,550 --> 00:14:30,451 I ain't got much gas. 259 00:14:30,486 --> 00:14:32,153 Smell you later. 260 00:14:33,222 --> 00:14:35,223 Hey, my old weasels! 261 00:14:35,257 --> 00:14:37,425 How's Shelbyville Elementary? 262 00:14:37,459 --> 00:14:39,026 Not bad, not bad. 263 00:14:39,061 --> 00:14:41,662 We've ruined picture day three years in a row. 264 00:14:42,998 --> 00:14:44,966 Chester! Chester! 265 00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:48,336 They say the day of the bully is over. 266 00:14:48,370 --> 00:14:50,371 Popular music condemns us. 267 00:14:50,405 --> 00:14:54,408 Documentary filmmakers expose our craft. 268 00:14:54,443 --> 00:14:57,111 And cyber-bullying has taken away 269 00:14:57,146 --> 00:14:59,814 the warmth of human punching. 270 00:14:59,848 --> 00:15:04,819 But I say to you, the day of the bully has just begun! 271 00:15:04,853 --> 00:15:06,621 Can you dig it?! 272 00:15:06,655 --> 00:15:08,723 Hey, why are you doing this? 273 00:15:08,757 --> 00:15:10,958 Because I don't want to sit around 274 00:15:10,993 --> 00:15:15,129 like Prince Charles waiting for the queen to die! 275 00:15:15,797 --> 00:15:16,764 Can... 276 00:15:16,798 --> 00:15:19,133 you... dig... it?! 277 00:15:20,235 --> 00:15:21,435 Ooh, I can totally dig it. 278 00:15:22,471 --> 00:15:24,405 Chester's been shot! 279 00:15:27,276 --> 00:15:29,243 This kid did it! 280 00:15:29,278 --> 00:15:31,679 His sling is still warm! 281 00:15:32,781 --> 00:15:34,415 Get that boy! 282 00:15:34,449 --> 00:15:37,351 And his friend, the kid with the lady's underpants! 283 00:15:37,386 --> 00:15:39,220 How does everyone know? 284 00:15:42,811 --> 00:15:45,580 To all you boppers out there, be on the lookout 285 00:15:45,614 --> 00:15:49,924 for a sling-daddy who took down our main man Chester. 286 00:15:49,925 --> 00:15:53,128 This is KBLY, your source for bully news, 287 00:15:53,162 --> 00:15:54,863 weather and sports. 288 00:15:54,897 --> 00:15:58,266 100% supported by money taken from nerds. 289 00:15:58,300 --> 00:16:00,201 I can't believe you did that, Bart. 290 00:16:00,236 --> 00:16:01,736 I don't even want to sit 291 00:16:01,771 --> 00:16:03,972 on the same side of this car with you. 292 00:16:04,006 --> 00:16:05,540 I'm just doing it for balance. 293 00:16:05,574 --> 00:16:07,075 I didn't shoot him! 294 00:16:07,109 --> 00:16:09,411 Oh, yeah? Well, why'd you bring your slingshot? 295 00:16:09,445 --> 00:16:11,413 I don't know. I feel naked without it. 296 00:16:11,447 --> 00:16:12,814 Yeah, I get that. 297 00:16:12,848 --> 00:16:14,816 That's how I feel about my eyebrow ring. 298 00:16:16,685 --> 00:16:18,553 The only way out is on the subway, 299 00:16:18,587 --> 00:16:20,288 past everyone else's territory. 300 00:16:20,322 --> 00:16:22,857 We'll just have to wait it out here until we... 301 00:16:26,295 --> 00:16:27,662 We're gonna have to jump for it! 302 00:16:29,298 --> 00:16:32,734 No! I lost my flip-flop! 303 00:16:32,768 --> 00:16:34,102 Just keep moving! 304 00:16:39,108 --> 00:16:41,075 Oh. Well, well, well. 305 00:16:41,110 --> 00:16:44,446 Looks like youse and me may be up here for a while, huh? 306 00:16:45,881 --> 00:16:48,216 There. 307 00:16:50,953 --> 00:16:52,454 Yippee! 308 00:16:52,488 --> 00:16:55,190 Aw, damn it! I just had to get her parkour lessons 309 00:16:55,224 --> 00:16:56,458 for her birthday. 310 00:16:59,695 --> 00:17:02,764 You'll have to get past the S.A.T. Preppers! 311 00:17:02,798 --> 00:17:06,367 790 assault, 780 battery. 312 00:17:06,402 --> 00:17:09,671 I didn't say to begin. 313 00:17:13,909 --> 00:17:17,779 Word on the street is that the S.A.T. Preppers 314 00:17:17,813 --> 00:17:19,180 failed the test. 315 00:17:19,215 --> 00:17:21,950 The Springfield bullies are still at large. 316 00:17:21,984 --> 00:17:24,385 That's right, yeah, so, uh, give yourselves up. 317 00:17:24,420 --> 00:17:27,121 Um, if I put on the radio, can I hear myself? 318 00:17:28,557 --> 00:17:30,525 Wow. 319 00:17:30,559 --> 00:17:32,527 That's crazy. 320 00:17:32,561 --> 00:17:34,329 Whoo, whoo. 321 00:17:34,363 --> 00:17:36,197 Hello, Lou. 322 00:17:42,671 --> 00:17:45,306 I only have a-pennies. 323 00:17:45,341 --> 00:17:46,574 Uno... due... 324 00:18:05,394 --> 00:18:06,861 For Springfield! 325 00:18:11,033 --> 00:18:12,567 Save yourselves...! 326 00:18:12,601 --> 00:18:15,870 Today we are all Nelson Muntz. 327 00:18:15,905 --> 00:18:18,439 Haw, haw. 328 00:18:26,882 --> 00:18:29,217 Springfield. We're safe. 329 00:18:29,251 --> 00:18:31,019 I'm gonna kiss the ground. 330 00:18:31,053 --> 00:18:32,120 Loser! 331 00:18:32,154 --> 00:18:34,055 You're gay for the ground. 332 00:18:34,089 --> 00:18:36,124 Well, you're gay for homophobia. 333 00:18:36,158 --> 00:18:40,094 Wow. You just made me gay for tolerance. 334 00:18:47,069 --> 00:18:49,237 Bul-lies... 335 00:18:49,271 --> 00:18:52,540 come out to play-ay... 336 00:18:52,575 --> 00:18:54,409 Bul-lies... 337 00:18:54,443 --> 00:18:57,879 come out to play-ay... 338 00:18:57,913 --> 00:19:00,348 Oh, no! He's got three bottles! 339 00:19:00,382 --> 00:19:05,119 Clinky, clinky... 340 00:19:05,154 --> 00:19:08,957 I know a place that serves an early early bird breakfast. 341 00:19:08,991 --> 00:19:10,992 Steak and eggs for 50 cents, 342 00:19:11,026 --> 00:19:13,728 and it was 40 years ago. 343 00:19:13,762 --> 00:19:15,730 Oh, boy. Yeah. Ah... 344 00:19:15,764 --> 00:19:17,298 Oh, my God! I know that kid! 345 00:19:17,333 --> 00:19:18,666 We got to help him. 346 00:19:18,701 --> 00:19:21,169 Oh, I'd love to, but, uh, I'm sure 347 00:19:21,203 --> 00:19:24,238 that it's some sort of a holiday for me. 348 00:19:24,273 --> 00:19:27,308 Fine! Your generation did its part when it won World War II 349 00:19:27,343 --> 00:19:30,011 and created The Rockford Files. I t th one. 350 00:19:31,246 --> 00:19:34,182 It's so hard running in sand. 351 00:19:34,216 --> 00:19:35,950 No! No! 352 00:19:35,985 --> 00:19:39,020 I can't be old yet. I won't let the ravages of time 353 00:19:39,054 --> 00:19:41,956 catch up with me till I'm 52! 354 00:19:42,992 --> 00:19:44,592 Ow! Ow! 355 00:19:44,627 --> 00:19:46,361 No! 356 00:19:46,395 --> 00:19:48,997 Um, I've never really been in a fight. 357 00:19:51,233 --> 00:19:53,534 Now, let's go home, son. 358 00:20:02,511 --> 00:20:05,480 How did I get here? 359 00:20:11,714 --> 00:20:13,915 Ooh, what's your hurry? 360 00:20:13,949 --> 00:20:16,150 We got ten minutes between the kids falling asleep 361 00:20:16,185 --> 00:20:17,485 and the old guys waking up. 362 00:20:17,519 --> 00:20:19,253 Go, go, go! 363 00:20:19,288 --> 00:20:21,155 I hear smooching! 364 00:20:21,190 --> 00:20:26,190 == sync, corrected by elderman == @elder_man 365 00:20:34,803 --> 00:20:38,373 ♪ Somewhere out on that horizon ♪ 366 00:20:40,676 --> 00:20:44,011 ♪ Out beyond the neon lights 367 00:20:46,315 --> 00:20:49,650 ♪ I know there must be something better ♪ 368 00:20:51,920 --> 00:20:56,357 ♪ But there's nowhere else in sight ♪ 369 00:20:56,392 --> 00:20:59,794 ♪ In the city ♪ 370 00:20:59,828 --> 00:21:03,164 ♪ Oh, oh. ♪ 371 00:21:07,432 --> 00:21:09,365 Shh!