1 00:00:07,875 --> 00:00:08,976 MAN (over TV): One month ago, 2 00:00:09,009 --> 00:00:12,046 12 couples arrived on this tropical island. 3 00:00:12,080 --> 00:00:14,182 After an emergency balloon landing, 4 00:00:14,215 --> 00:00:16,984 a jellyfish explosion and the most-viewed 5 00:00:17,017 --> 00:00:20,988 cantaloupe catapult accident of all time, 6 00:00:21,021 --> 00:00:23,023 just four couples remain. 7 00:00:23,057 --> 00:00:26,160 I'm Tag Tuckerbag, and this is the greatest adventure 8 00:00:26,194 --> 00:00:28,429 to take place in just one place. 9 00:00:28,462 --> 00:00:29,997 -TAG: The Amazing Place! -SIMPSONS: The Amazing Place! 10 00:00:30,030 --> 00:00:31,865 The Place Show. 11 00:00:31,899 --> 00:00:35,236 LISA: The final challenge is the Lily Pad Leap. 12 00:00:35,269 --> 00:00:38,406 They haven't done the LP Leap since season 22, 13 00:00:38,439 --> 00:00:40,108 "Beauty versus Sexy." 14 00:00:43,277 --> 00:00:46,514 Kayla, don't step on the stem. You'll flip the pad. 15 00:00:46,547 --> 00:00:49,417 You should know that. You're a life coach. 16 00:00:51,485 --> 00:00:53,454 -They flipped the pad! -TAG: They flipped the pad. 17 00:00:53,487 --> 00:00:55,323 (groans) What a noob. 18 00:00:59,327 --> 00:01:01,962 Hector and Audrey Chang, you have won 19 00:01:01,995 --> 00:01:04,398 -The Amazing Place! -(cheering) 20 00:01:04,432 --> 00:01:06,700 -Called it. -Mom, you always call the winner. 21 00:01:06,734 --> 00:01:08,202 How do you know? 22 00:01:08,236 --> 00:01:10,871 Well, your father may have Moe's and football, 23 00:01:10,904 --> 00:01:13,874 but I have being by myself and this show. 24 00:01:13,907 --> 00:01:15,643 ANNOUNCER: Do you like adventure, bandanas 25 00:01:15,676 --> 00:01:17,945 and having your friends see you melt down on TV? 26 00:01:17,978 --> 00:01:23,083 We want you for season 48 of The Amazing Place. 27 00:01:23,117 --> 00:01:25,653 Why don't you guys try out for that show? 28 00:01:25,686 --> 00:01:26,954 You would dominate. 29 00:01:26,987 --> 00:01:29,123 Oh, no, I couldn't. 30 00:01:29,157 --> 00:01:30,924 You know what they say: you don't fail 31 00:01:30,958 --> 00:01:33,894 at 100% of the shots you don't take. 32 00:01:33,927 --> 00:01:36,130 But you've watched every episode of the show 33 00:01:36,164 --> 00:01:38,299 and listened to the director commentaries. 34 00:01:38,332 --> 00:01:41,602 You even made us play the terrible home game. 35 00:01:41,635 --> 00:01:43,337 (Marge groans) 36 00:01:43,371 --> 00:01:45,173 -Come on, Mom. -Just try out. 37 00:01:45,206 --> 00:01:47,074 -Come on, try out. -Come on. 38 00:01:47,107 --> 00:01:48,842 -(whispering): Come on, try out. -Try out. -(Homer snoring) 39 00:01:48,876 --> 00:01:50,311 -Try out. -Try out, Mom. 40 00:01:50,344 --> 00:01:53,113 -Try out! -Try out! 41 00:01:53,147 --> 00:01:55,115 -Come on, just do it, Mom! -Come on! 42 00:01:55,149 --> 00:01:57,251 Just try out! 43 00:01:57,285 --> 00:01:58,752 -(hoarse): Come on. -Mom. 44 00:01:58,786 --> 00:02:00,521 -Just try out. -Why don't you try out? 45 00:02:00,554 --> 00:02:02,656 -Just try out. -Come on, do it. 46 00:02:02,690 --> 00:02:05,859 I'm not trying out, so just can it. 47 00:02:07,895 --> 00:02:10,431 (gasps) I said "can it" to my own children. 48 00:02:10,464 --> 00:02:12,166 What have I become? 49 00:02:12,200 --> 00:02:13,867 Baby, you've got to tell them sometime. 50 00:02:13,901 --> 00:02:15,169 Tell us what? 51 00:02:15,203 --> 00:02:16,604 We know all the family secrets. 52 00:02:16,637 --> 00:02:18,038 Like that Dad lost our college funds 53 00:02:18,071 --> 00:02:21,041 investing in a chain of chewing tobacco cafes. 54 00:02:21,074 --> 00:02:23,043 Dippin' Dens was a great idea. 55 00:02:23,076 --> 00:02:25,479 We just weren't prepared for all the spitting. 56 00:02:25,513 --> 00:02:27,848 Well, I might as well come clean. 57 00:02:29,883 --> 00:02:30,984 (sighs) 58 00:02:31,018 --> 00:02:33,521 The real tragedy is now Chaw House owns 59 00:02:33,554 --> 00:02:37,057 the entire casual chewing market. 60 00:02:39,092 --> 00:02:41,729 The truth is, we have tried out. 61 00:02:41,762 --> 00:02:43,497 Dozens of times. 62 00:02:45,165 --> 00:02:48,068 Why should you pick us to be on The Amazing Place? 63 00:02:48,101 --> 00:02:51,372 Because we're best friends who never bicker. 64 00:02:52,406 --> 00:02:55,008 We're constantly at each other's throats. 65 00:02:56,410 --> 00:02:58,579 We're motorcycle bikers. 66 00:02:58,612 --> 00:03:00,180 That's our persona. 67 00:03:01,249 --> 00:03:03,484 We have no idea what you want. 68 00:03:03,517 --> 00:03:06,186 Just please pick us. 69 00:03:06,220 --> 00:03:07,321 Why are you still doing this? 70 00:03:07,355 --> 00:03:08,922 We were already on that show 71 00:03:08,956 --> 00:03:11,058 where we had to crawl into a drainage ditch. 72 00:03:11,091 --> 00:03:13,361 That was just you, and it wasn't a show. 73 00:03:13,394 --> 00:03:15,062 It was a police bodycam. 74 00:03:15,095 --> 00:03:17,064 That was a good show. 75 00:03:18,299 --> 00:03:21,869 After 46 rejections, I can take a hint. 76 00:03:21,902 --> 00:03:23,904 They don't want us. 77 00:03:26,039 --> 00:03:30,010 You know, reality shows love a sob story, 78 00:03:30,043 --> 00:03:33,547 and we've got a storage bin full of tears. 79 00:03:33,581 --> 00:03:35,716 And I've got a sister who will edit them together 80 00:03:35,749 --> 00:03:37,050 while I feed the dog marshmallows 81 00:03:37,084 --> 00:03:38,586 and see what happens. 82 00:03:38,619 --> 00:03:40,454 * 83 00:03:50,564 --> 00:03:52,633 Ow! (grunting) 84 00:03:54,268 --> 00:03:56,069 Oh, we're not here to make friends. 85 00:03:56,103 --> 00:03:59,072 Unless I meet some awesome guy who-who wants to be my friend. 86 00:03:59,106 --> 00:04:01,942 Yeah, I met this really cool guy at the boba place, 87 00:04:01,975 --> 00:04:04,945 but he said he was moving to Hong Kong and, uh, 88 00:04:04,978 --> 00:04:06,547 he didn't know his number yet. 89 00:04:06,580 --> 00:04:10,050 Every reality show needs that crazy, no-limits guy 90 00:04:10,083 --> 00:04:12,820 that just shatters society's taboos, right? 91 00:04:12,853 --> 00:04:15,756 Well, break out your pixelation machine, 92 00:04:15,789 --> 00:04:19,993 because I am your bug-eating nude fatso. 93 00:04:20,027 --> 00:04:22,029 Oh, also, I'm not here to make friends. 94 00:04:24,832 --> 00:04:27,000 Oh, my God, married kids? 95 00:04:27,034 --> 00:04:28,302 You're in the show. 96 00:04:28,336 --> 00:04:30,604 -Ew, no. -We're here on behalf 97 00:04:30,638 --> 00:04:32,172 of some different weirdos. 98 00:04:32,205 --> 00:04:34,308 Our parents have tried out for every season 99 00:04:34,342 --> 00:04:35,976 of The Amazing Place. 100 00:04:36,009 --> 00:04:37,411 My dad would even record my mom 101 00:04:37,445 --> 00:04:40,247 opening your letters in case they got picked. 102 00:04:40,280 --> 00:04:42,149 Mm-hmm. 103 00:04:43,551 --> 00:04:44,685 (gasps) 104 00:04:44,718 --> 00:04:45,953 (sighing): Oh. 105 00:04:45,986 --> 00:04:47,988 (moaning): Oh. 106 00:04:48,021 --> 00:04:51,592 (sighs) 107 00:04:51,625 --> 00:04:54,127 So think what a magical TV moment it would be 108 00:04:54,161 --> 00:04:56,930 for our mom to find out she made it on the show. 109 00:04:56,964 --> 00:04:58,532 After losing all hope. 110 00:04:58,566 --> 00:05:01,168 When she didn't even know she applied. 111 00:05:01,201 --> 00:05:04,104 The ultimate superfan gets one last chance 112 00:05:04,137 --> 00:05:06,374 to make her dreams come true. 113 00:05:06,407 --> 00:05:09,009 I don't know, it sounds a little manipulative. 114 00:05:09,042 --> 00:05:10,378 You're fired. 115 00:05:10,411 --> 00:05:12,946 I think we just found our Boston Rob. 116 00:05:12,980 --> 00:05:16,016 Or your Springfield Clancy. 117 00:05:16,049 --> 00:05:17,851 Huh? Huh? 118 00:05:18,986 --> 00:05:21,989 (sighs) Electric bill, past due, 119 00:05:22,022 --> 00:05:24,825 Website renewal "DippinDens.com." 120 00:05:24,858 --> 00:05:26,026 What's this? 121 00:05:26,059 --> 00:05:29,563 "Congratulations, Marge and Homer Simpson. 122 00:05:29,597 --> 00:05:31,565 You have been selected to compete on..." 123 00:05:31,599 --> 00:05:33,033 The Amazing Place! 124 00:05:33,066 --> 00:05:35,869 (gasps) Tag Tuckerbag? 125 00:05:35,903 --> 00:05:37,070 Tag Buggernut? 126 00:05:37,104 --> 00:05:39,039 This is it. After years of rejection, 127 00:05:39,072 --> 00:05:41,575 you two will finally compete for a million dollars 128 00:05:41,609 --> 00:05:43,577 on The Amazing Place. 129 00:05:43,611 --> 00:05:45,646 But we didn't even try out. 130 00:05:45,679 --> 00:05:47,815 I edited together your old auditions. 131 00:05:47,848 --> 00:05:50,083 And I gave notes which were ignored. 132 00:05:50,117 --> 00:05:51,652 (gasps, grunts) 133 00:05:51,685 --> 00:05:55,088 My crazy dream is coming true. 134 00:05:55,122 --> 00:05:57,825 After you sign the amazing waivers. 135 00:05:57,858 --> 00:05:59,993 So many ways to die. 136 00:06:00,027 --> 00:06:04,097 Falling off rocks, rocks falling on me. 137 00:06:04,131 --> 00:06:05,933 Toxoplasmosis? 138 00:06:05,966 --> 00:06:08,536 That's what ate Handsome Tom's face. 139 00:06:08,569 --> 00:06:11,004 Just call me Handsome Homer. 140 00:06:11,038 --> 00:06:14,408 -Bye, Mom! -Don't get toxoplasmosis! 141 00:06:16,777 --> 00:06:18,779 (both gasps) 142 00:06:18,812 --> 00:06:20,714 Welcome to The Amazing Place. 143 00:06:20,748 --> 00:06:23,250 You're about to embark on a test of mental toughness, 144 00:06:23,283 --> 00:06:25,085 physical strength and interviews where you have to pretend 145 00:06:25,118 --> 00:06:26,887 that you're in the middle of a challenge 146 00:06:26,920 --> 00:06:28,756 when it's already over. 147 00:06:28,789 --> 00:06:32,693 But first, let's kick things off with a romantic beachside luau 148 00:06:32,726 --> 00:06:34,895 at Lover's Lagoon. 149 00:06:34,928 --> 00:06:36,464 (oohing) 150 00:06:36,497 --> 00:06:38,265 Right after your first challenge. 151 00:06:38,298 --> 00:06:40,367 We took one item from every person's bag 152 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:42,870 and hid it in another contestant's luggage. 153 00:06:42,903 --> 00:06:46,974 Everyone, find their Suitcase Stowaway now. 154 00:06:47,007 --> 00:06:49,643 It's the ultimate Tarmac Unpack Attack. 155 00:06:49,677 --> 00:06:51,712 Okay, Suitcase Stowaway. 156 00:06:51,745 --> 00:06:53,747 They've done this three times before. 157 00:06:53,781 --> 00:06:56,283 Here's the secret: dump and dig. 158 00:06:56,316 --> 00:06:58,285 I found my stowaway. 159 00:06:59,987 --> 00:07:03,090 Great. Go through my other bag. 160 00:07:08,496 --> 00:07:09,997 Okay, Homie, don't panic. 161 00:07:10,030 --> 00:07:12,566 The secret is to just take your time, and... 162 00:07:12,600 --> 00:07:14,201 (conch blowing) 163 00:07:16,103 --> 00:07:18,772 I'm sorry, Homer and Marge, you've been... 164 00:07:18,806 --> 00:07:21,174 -Don't say it. -...shell-iminated. 165 00:07:21,208 --> 00:07:22,510 No, no. No, no, no. 166 00:07:22,543 --> 00:07:24,478 We can't be the first couple kicked off. 167 00:07:24,512 --> 00:07:26,980 That's the ultimate humiliation. 168 00:07:32,452 --> 00:07:34,655 I never even put on a swimsuit. 169 00:07:34,688 --> 00:07:37,157 I never got to see the lagoon. 170 00:07:37,190 --> 00:07:40,494 I'm crying, and no one's even filming me. 171 00:07:44,998 --> 00:07:47,100 We didn't even make it off the tarmac. 172 00:07:47,134 --> 00:07:48,636 All because of my screwup. 173 00:07:48,669 --> 00:07:50,103 I guess we're going home. 174 00:07:50,137 --> 00:07:51,672 No, you're going there. 175 00:07:52,706 --> 00:07:54,041 MARGE and HOMER: Huh? 176 00:07:54,074 --> 00:07:56,043 A hotel? But we lost. 177 00:07:56,076 --> 00:07:58,145 If we let you go home now, fans would know 178 00:07:58,178 --> 00:08:00,814 you've been kicked off before the season airs. 179 00:08:00,848 --> 00:08:03,851 So ejected contestants must stay at this hotel 180 00:08:03,884 --> 00:08:06,219 until every episode is finished taping. 181 00:08:06,253 --> 00:08:08,956 So we can't go home for a month? 182 00:08:08,989 --> 00:08:10,858 Six weeks, counting post. 183 00:08:10,891 --> 00:08:13,160 (crying): I don't know what post is. 184 00:08:13,193 --> 00:08:15,729 Hey, save some of those tears for the reunion show. 185 00:08:15,763 --> 00:08:19,633 You'll just put us in the back row and won't ask any questions. 186 00:08:19,667 --> 00:08:21,735 We won't even get to hug the winner. 187 00:08:21,769 --> 00:08:23,904 Yeah, but the runner-up's always wandering around 188 00:08:23,937 --> 00:08:25,505 looking for someone to hug. 189 00:08:25,539 --> 00:08:26,807 That's your play. 190 00:08:26,840 --> 00:08:28,041 (birds screeching) 191 00:08:28,075 --> 00:08:30,678 How could I be such a noob? 192 00:08:30,711 --> 00:08:33,681 I could learn to love a noob, given time. 193 00:08:33,714 --> 00:08:36,049 I already miss the kids. 194 00:08:36,083 --> 00:08:38,351 Well, there's got to be a way we can call home 195 00:08:38,385 --> 00:08:40,153 without getting in trouble. 196 00:08:40,187 --> 00:08:42,155 If you say anything that reveals or implies 197 00:08:42,189 --> 00:08:44,091 that you have been ejected from The Amazing Place, 198 00:08:44,124 --> 00:08:46,560 you are subject to a fine of up to a million dollars 199 00:08:46,594 --> 00:08:49,096 and, for residents of Georgia, the death penalty. 200 00:08:51,131 --> 00:08:53,400 Kids, kids, how are you? 201 00:08:53,433 --> 00:08:55,102 Lisa said I can't use the bubble bath, 202 00:08:55,135 --> 00:08:56,670 but you said you bought it for everybody. 203 00:08:56,704 --> 00:08:58,005 Forget the bubble bath. 204 00:08:58,038 --> 00:08:59,072 How's the show? 205 00:08:59,106 --> 00:09:00,207 Are you winning? 206 00:09:00,240 --> 00:09:03,043 Um, I'm not supposed to say. 207 00:09:03,076 --> 00:09:04,077 That means you're dominating. 208 00:09:04,111 --> 00:09:05,713 -I knew it! -(both grunt) 209 00:09:05,746 --> 00:09:06,947 No, no, we're not dominating. 210 00:09:06,980 --> 00:09:09,516 I didn't reveal or imply that. 211 00:09:09,549 --> 00:09:11,518 Well, you can't have gotten kicked off yet. 212 00:09:11,551 --> 00:09:12,986 You just got there. 213 00:09:15,422 --> 00:09:16,957 Mmm... 214 00:09:16,990 --> 00:09:18,025 (clears throat) 215 00:09:18,058 --> 00:09:19,426 "Your mother and I are excited 216 00:09:19,459 --> 00:09:21,729 "to be part of the Amazing Place family. 217 00:09:21,762 --> 00:09:23,964 "All further inquiries should be submitted in writing 218 00:09:23,997 --> 00:09:26,934 to Don DiBusco Productions, Burbank, California." 219 00:09:26,967 --> 00:09:28,736 What the hell are you talking about? 220 00:09:28,769 --> 00:09:30,470 This conversation is hereby terminated. 221 00:09:30,503 --> 00:09:33,106 You are each entitled to one capful of bubble bath. 222 00:09:35,142 --> 00:09:38,712 Now, that's parenting. 223 00:09:38,746 --> 00:09:40,580 Come on, baby, it's not so bad. 224 00:09:40,614 --> 00:09:42,382 Really? 225 00:09:42,415 --> 00:09:47,955 Six weeks away from the kids, Grampa, my sisters, your job. 226 00:09:47,988 --> 00:09:51,558 With nothing to do but eat free room service 227 00:09:51,591 --> 00:09:55,062 and watch dopey movies on demand while they keep us quiet 228 00:09:55,095 --> 00:09:57,731 with an endless supply of free booze. 229 00:09:57,765 --> 00:09:59,232 It's a nightmare. 230 00:09:59,266 --> 00:10:02,970 It is. It truly is. 231 00:10:03,003 --> 00:10:05,806 * I was up late night ballin' 232 00:10:05,839 --> 00:10:08,075 * Countin' up hundreds by the thousand * 233 00:10:08,108 --> 00:10:10,343 * I was up late night ballin' 234 00:10:10,377 --> 00:10:11,979 * Countin' up hundreds by the thousand. * 235 00:10:12,012 --> 00:10:13,947 You see, Curtis, you never really 236 00:10:13,981 --> 00:10:16,316 get an episode of SportsCenter 237 00:10:16,349 --> 00:10:18,952 until you've seen it for the third time. 238 00:10:18,986 --> 00:10:21,088 Can I freshen up that appetizer platter for you? 239 00:10:21,121 --> 00:10:24,124 Nah, I better go check in on my wife. 240 00:10:24,157 --> 00:10:27,160 She's having a hard time adjusting to hotel living. 241 00:10:30,230 --> 00:10:34,001 (grunting): Just let me clean. 242 00:10:34,034 --> 00:10:36,970 (vacuum cleaner whirring) 243 00:10:38,071 --> 00:10:39,973 Sweetie, I'm worried about you. 244 00:10:40,007 --> 00:10:41,809 You just sit around all day changing 245 00:10:41,842 --> 00:10:43,711 the combination on the room safe. 246 00:10:43,744 --> 00:10:46,146 Do you want to put something in the room safe? 247 00:10:46,179 --> 00:10:47,948 I don't deserve valuables. 248 00:10:47,981 --> 00:10:50,017 It's my fault we're stuck here. 249 00:10:50,050 --> 00:10:51,819 All I deserve is to sit alone 250 00:10:51,852 --> 00:10:54,955 and watch the TV channel that's about the hotel. 251 00:10:54,988 --> 00:10:56,990 ANNOUNCER: Forgot your toothbrush? No problem. 252 00:10:57,024 --> 00:11:00,961 Sundries gift shop has all the toiletries every traveler needs. 253 00:11:00,994 --> 00:11:04,097 Sundries is awesome. I got this shirt there. 254 00:11:05,165 --> 00:11:06,834 Look, I know you're miserable, 255 00:11:06,867 --> 00:11:09,803 but let me show you how great this place can be. 256 00:11:09,837 --> 00:11:12,305 It's just a stupid chain hotel. 257 00:11:12,339 --> 00:11:16,476 Darling, take my hand, and you'll see it's so much more. 258 00:11:16,509 --> 00:11:18,812 * Well, since you blew the challenge * 259 00:11:18,846 --> 00:11:21,081 * And we're not allowed to tell * 260 00:11:21,114 --> 00:11:24,084 * We're getting all expenses paid at * 261 00:11:24,117 --> 00:11:26,419 * Airport Hotel 262 00:11:26,453 --> 00:11:28,989 * The pillow's so foamy, baby 263 00:11:29,022 --> 00:11:31,024 * Order food on the phone-y 264 00:11:31,058 --> 00:11:35,595 * We'll eat Toblerone-y, so don't cry * 265 00:11:35,628 --> 00:11:38,165 * For breakfast they have bagels * 266 00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:40,333 * Cream cheese but no lox 267 00:11:40,367 --> 00:11:45,205 * A mini pack of cereal, make a bowl out of the box * 268 00:11:45,238 --> 00:11:47,574 * The pool's so chlorine-y, baby * 269 00:11:47,607 --> 00:11:49,376 * The towel's so teeny 270 00:11:49,409 --> 00:11:53,781 * No lifeguard to be seen-y, we could die * 271 00:11:53,814 --> 00:11:56,616 * No job, no kids, no Flanders 272 00:11:56,649 --> 00:11:58,718 * Choice of bar soap or bath gel * 273 00:11:58,752 --> 00:12:00,253 * Small ketchup's friends 274 00:12:00,287 --> 00:12:01,955 * With tiny mustard 275 00:12:01,989 --> 00:12:04,057 * Airport Hotel 276 00:12:04,091 --> 00:12:07,961 * Now that I've shown you, baby, they'll leave us alone * 277 00:12:07,995 --> 00:12:10,898 * Yeah, baby, toilet's got a phone, yeah * 278 00:12:10,931 --> 00:12:12,732 * Don't know why. 279 00:12:12,766 --> 00:12:14,768 (both moaning) 280 00:12:16,136 --> 00:12:18,105 Might the lady enjoy a movie 281 00:12:18,138 --> 00:12:21,942 whose title doesn't appear on the bill? 282 00:12:29,783 --> 00:12:32,786 Maybe being trapped here isn't so bad. 283 00:12:32,820 --> 00:12:35,555 I'm not even worried about what the kids are up to. 284 00:12:35,588 --> 00:12:39,893 -Come on, dig. Dig. -We're hot. 285 00:12:39,927 --> 00:12:42,229 You can go for a nice, cool swim 286 00:12:42,262 --> 00:12:44,131 after you finish digging my pool. 287 00:12:44,164 --> 00:12:46,900 I'm telling Patty and Selma what you're doing. 288 00:12:46,934 --> 00:12:48,735 What? We want a pool. 289 00:12:48,768 --> 00:12:50,804 I just got my first wax in years. 290 00:12:50,838 --> 00:12:53,373 Hurt so much they had to give me an epidural. 291 00:12:57,144 --> 00:12:58,946 Haw-haw! 292 00:13:00,147 --> 00:13:03,116 The fitness center only had an old NordicTrack, 293 00:13:03,150 --> 00:13:04,985 but it felt good to work out. 294 00:13:05,018 --> 00:13:07,988 I sat on a yoga ball and drank cucumber water. 295 00:13:08,021 --> 00:13:10,257 It's nice to know I can still do that. 296 00:13:10,290 --> 00:13:12,325 Mm, maybe we should peek in. 297 00:13:12,359 --> 00:13:15,595 I am kind of curious to see what's going on in the show. 298 00:13:15,628 --> 00:13:17,597 Really? You sure you can handle it? 299 00:13:17,630 --> 00:13:19,166 Oh, yeah. 300 00:13:19,199 --> 00:13:24,037 I'm still in a great mood after reading that free USA Today. 301 00:13:24,071 --> 00:13:28,008 (gasps) Look, they're editing our episode. 302 00:13:28,041 --> 00:13:30,978 There I am, looking for that Suitcase Stowaway. 303 00:13:31,011 --> 00:13:33,380 I never found it, did I? 304 00:13:33,413 --> 00:13:36,149 Great. Go through my other bag. 305 00:13:36,183 --> 00:13:39,786 HOMER (chuckling): Hey, that's me looking for that thing. 306 00:13:39,819 --> 00:13:42,455 Okay. Marge's vitamins, Marge's pajamas, 307 00:13:42,489 --> 00:13:43,991 Marge's giant chocolate bar. 308 00:13:44,024 --> 00:13:46,860 I didn't pack a giant chocolate bar. 309 00:13:49,062 --> 00:13:50,397 What Marge doesn't know 310 00:13:50,430 --> 00:13:53,800 is that her husband just ate her Suitcase Stowaway. 311 00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:57,070 This ultimate "didgeri-don't" will send them packing. 312 00:13:57,104 --> 00:13:58,071 EDITOR: Whoa! 313 00:13:58,105 --> 00:14:01,674 I'm not the one who screwed up. You are. 314 00:14:01,708 --> 00:14:03,176 I'm so sorry. 315 00:14:03,210 --> 00:14:04,511 I know you're gonna need some space, 316 00:14:04,544 --> 00:14:06,046 so I'll sleep on the couch. 317 00:14:08,548 --> 00:14:10,250 -(Marge groans) -(Homer moans sadly) 318 00:14:15,055 --> 00:14:17,057 * 319 00:14:32,705 --> 00:14:34,707 * 320 00:14:41,481 --> 00:14:43,416 (both groans) 321 00:14:46,153 --> 00:14:48,888 (groans) What a dump. 322 00:14:48,922 --> 00:14:50,623 What's that from? 323 00:14:50,657 --> 00:14:52,926 -What? -"What a dump." 324 00:14:52,960 --> 00:14:54,361 How would I know? 325 00:14:54,394 --> 00:14:57,897 We wouldn't be in this dump if you weren't such a flop. 326 00:14:57,931 --> 00:14:59,933 I'm tired, dear. It's late. 327 00:14:59,967 --> 00:15:01,969 A chocolate flop. 328 00:15:02,002 --> 00:15:04,371 Yes, a chocolate flop. 329 00:15:04,404 --> 00:15:06,539 That's what you keep braying at everybody. 330 00:15:06,573 --> 00:15:08,108 I don't bray! 331 00:15:08,141 --> 00:15:10,210 All right, you don't bray. 332 00:15:10,243 --> 00:15:12,779 I do not bray! 333 00:15:12,812 --> 00:15:14,247 I said you didn't bray. 334 00:15:14,281 --> 00:15:15,548 Make me a drink. 335 00:15:15,582 --> 00:15:17,784 -Haven't you had enough? -Make me a drink. 336 00:15:17,817 --> 00:15:20,753 Yes, dear. 337 00:15:20,787 --> 00:15:23,556 And lay out some mixed nuts. We've got guests. 338 00:15:23,590 --> 00:15:26,759 -We've got what? -Guests. Guests! 339 00:15:26,793 --> 00:15:28,328 You know, what's-their-names. 340 00:15:28,361 --> 00:15:29,596 I don't know their names. 341 00:15:29,629 --> 00:15:31,564 They just got eliminated from the show. 342 00:15:31,598 --> 00:15:35,168 It took them five weeks, not five minutes. 343 00:15:35,202 --> 00:15:36,936 (knocking on door) 344 00:15:36,970 --> 00:15:38,138 Go answer the door. 345 00:15:38,171 --> 00:15:40,607 All right, love, whatever love wants. 346 00:15:40,640 --> 00:15:43,343 Get the door. The door! 347 00:15:43,376 --> 00:15:44,777 I'm getting the door. 348 00:15:44,811 --> 00:15:47,314 You don't have to bray like some subhuman monster. 349 00:15:47,347 --> 00:15:49,016 Oh, go to hell! 350 00:15:50,817 --> 00:15:55,155 Hi! Hi, there. Come on in. 351 00:15:55,188 --> 00:15:57,757 -This is, um... -Honey. 352 00:15:57,790 --> 00:15:59,826 And this is Nick. 353 00:15:59,859 --> 00:16:02,162 Oh, I thought his name was what's-his-name. 354 00:16:02,195 --> 00:16:04,497 Ha, ha, ha, ha! 355 00:16:04,531 --> 00:16:06,699 Just ignore Homer, old sourpuss. 356 00:16:06,733 --> 00:16:08,001 That's me. 357 00:16:08,035 --> 00:16:10,970 Hey, sourpuss, why don't you mix them a drink? 358 00:16:11,004 --> 00:16:12,472 Yes, dear. 359 00:16:12,505 --> 00:16:14,407 (Homer groans quietly) 360 00:16:15,708 --> 00:16:17,010 I love your room. 361 00:16:17,044 --> 00:16:19,012 We have the exact same paintings. 362 00:16:22,915 --> 00:16:26,886 You were this close to winning The Three-Legged Chase. 363 00:16:26,919 --> 00:16:31,624 You were right in there, Nick, right at the meat of things. 364 00:16:31,658 --> 00:16:33,626 There's no limit to you, is there? 365 00:16:33,660 --> 00:16:36,363 And how would you have played the Three-Legged Chase? 366 00:16:36,396 --> 00:16:38,498 Why don't I show you? 367 00:16:38,531 --> 00:16:42,135 -Don't encourage her. -Encourage me. 368 00:16:42,169 --> 00:16:44,171 (Marge grunting) 369 00:16:48,341 --> 00:16:51,211 Inside, outside, inside, outside, 370 00:16:51,244 --> 00:16:55,215 in, out, in, out, in, out, in, out. 371 00:16:55,248 --> 00:16:57,084 (both sigh) 372 00:16:57,117 --> 00:16:59,186 You can sit around with the minibar gin 373 00:16:59,219 --> 00:17:00,820 running out of your mouth. 374 00:17:00,853 --> 00:17:04,091 You can tear me apart like the box the shower cap came in. 375 00:17:04,124 --> 00:17:06,659 That's perfectly okay, that's all right. 376 00:17:06,693 --> 00:17:08,361 You can stand it. 377 00:17:08,395 --> 00:17:10,097 I cannot stand it! 378 00:17:10,130 --> 00:17:11,864 You can stand it. 379 00:17:11,898 --> 00:17:14,033 You married me for it. 380 00:17:14,067 --> 00:17:17,337 -Our son is dead. -No, he isn't. 381 00:17:17,370 --> 00:17:20,140 -We have no son! -Yes, we do! 382 00:17:21,208 --> 00:17:22,709 Oh, yeah, Bart. 383 00:17:22,742 --> 00:17:24,111 (birds chirping) 384 00:17:24,144 --> 00:17:26,913 Man, last night sure was a searing portrait 385 00:17:26,946 --> 00:17:28,715 of a marriage in turmoil. 386 00:17:28,748 --> 00:17:33,120 It's still in turmoil, you chocolate-gobbling dream killer. 387 00:17:33,153 --> 00:17:37,190 Attention, everyone, gather by the bowl of mini yogurts. 388 00:17:37,224 --> 00:17:39,559 For the first time ever on The Amazing Place, 389 00:17:39,592 --> 00:17:42,129 two eliminated contestants will be brought back 390 00:17:42,162 --> 00:17:43,863 to compete in the finale. 391 00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:45,064 (all gasp) 392 00:17:45,098 --> 00:17:47,134 But here's the catch, to get back in, 393 00:17:47,167 --> 00:17:50,036 you have to dump your loved one for another partner. 394 00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:52,105 So, if your spouse screwed up, 395 00:17:52,139 --> 00:17:54,040 this is your chance to cut them loose. 396 00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:56,309 It's the Dead Weight Drop. 397 00:17:56,343 --> 00:17:58,111 (all grunting, murmuring) 398 00:17:58,145 --> 00:18:01,148 -I choose Nick. -(all gasp) 399 00:18:01,181 --> 00:18:02,949 That's got to sting, Homer. 400 00:18:02,982 --> 00:18:04,984 I'm just glad my friends and family 401 00:18:05,017 --> 00:18:08,121 are never going to see me humiliated like this. 402 00:18:08,155 --> 00:18:10,690 (whimpering) 403 00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:14,427 This is it, the final challenge: 404 00:18:14,461 --> 00:18:16,763 Mango Tango. 405 00:18:16,796 --> 00:18:19,065 First, pick and peel enough fresh mango 406 00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:21,168 to make six mango-ritas, 407 00:18:21,201 --> 00:18:24,137 which you must then carry across a log bridge. 408 00:18:24,171 --> 00:18:28,107 But under the bridge is a pack of mango-loving monkeys, 409 00:18:28,141 --> 00:18:29,609 which can only be soothed 410 00:18:29,642 --> 00:18:32,111 with music played on a pennywhistle. 411 00:18:32,145 --> 00:18:34,781 Also, there will be a Kia Sportage in the background 412 00:18:34,814 --> 00:18:37,116 that we couldn't figure out how to fit into the challenge. 413 00:18:37,150 --> 00:18:40,253 Your Mango Tango starts now. 414 00:18:40,287 --> 00:18:42,955 And Marge draws first fruit. 415 00:18:44,023 --> 00:18:45,925 I'll make the mango-ritas. 416 00:18:45,958 --> 00:18:47,327 TAG: Great teamwork. 417 00:18:47,360 --> 00:18:49,996 Could this be a million-dollar puree? 418 00:18:50,029 --> 00:18:52,665 I'll handle those monkeys. 419 00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:56,869 (angry screeching) 420 00:18:56,903 --> 00:18:58,605 (playing melody on pennywhistle) 421 00:18:58,638 --> 00:19:01,808 TAG: It's the ultimate groovy chill-out flute jam. 422 00:19:01,841 --> 00:19:04,611 Look, the monkeys are mellowing. 423 00:19:04,644 --> 00:19:07,914 This is our Kia Sportage Moment. 424 00:19:10,082 --> 00:19:11,618 I did it. 425 00:19:11,651 --> 00:19:13,953 We won. Without Homer. 426 00:19:13,986 --> 00:19:16,155 (laughs) 427 00:19:16,189 --> 00:19:17,490 Marge and Nick, 428 00:19:17,524 --> 00:19:20,827 I want to congratulate you on winning The Amazing Place. 429 00:19:20,860 --> 00:19:22,995 -NICK: Yay! -I want to, but I can't. 430 00:19:23,029 --> 00:19:25,131 (vacuum whirring) 431 00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:28,635 Because you failed to salt the rims of your mango-ritas, 432 00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:32,138 rendering them mango-nothings. 433 00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:35,174 (gasps) I screwed up a recipe? 434 00:19:35,208 --> 00:19:38,578 So get out of the way of the actual winners, Shawn and Barry. 435 00:19:38,611 --> 00:19:39,746 Hey! 436 00:19:39,779 --> 00:19:42,949 Our rims are super salty. 437 00:19:45,252 --> 00:19:46,553 -(Nick grunts) -(monkeys screeching) 438 00:19:46,586 --> 00:19:48,588 NICK: Hey! Hey, hey, come on. Oh! 439 00:19:49,556 --> 00:19:52,058 I am such a noob. 440 00:19:53,293 --> 00:19:56,195 I am such a noob. 441 00:19:56,229 --> 00:19:58,698 (groans) What a noob. 442 00:19:58,731 --> 00:20:01,100 -Total noob. -Classic noob. 443 00:20:01,133 --> 00:20:05,037 Homie, I was such a jerk. How can I make it up to you? 444 00:20:05,071 --> 00:20:07,507 Sweetheart, you already have. 445 00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:10,109 I am such a noob. 446 00:20:10,142 --> 00:20:11,444 (laughs) 447 00:20:11,478 --> 00:20:14,414 I've screwed up so many times in our marriage, 448 00:20:14,447 --> 00:20:17,350 and people always feel so sorry for you. 449 00:20:17,384 --> 00:20:21,220 But with this epic noob blunder, I'm the one they pity. 450 00:20:21,254 --> 00:20:25,358 (shuddering): Oh... pity. Oh... 451 00:20:25,392 --> 00:20:27,594 Is this how you feel all the time? 452 00:20:27,627 --> 00:20:31,063 Uh, kind of. I just never let myself enjoy it. 453 00:20:31,097 --> 00:20:34,567 Oh, pity feels good. 454 00:20:34,601 --> 00:20:36,135 Captioning sponsored by 20th CENTURY FOX TELEVISION 455 00:20:36,168 --> 00:20:37,537 FOX BROADCASTING COMPANY 456 00:20:37,570 --> 00:20:39,272 And FORD. We go further, so you can. 457 00:20:39,306 --> 00:20:41,441 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org 458 00:20:46,012 --> 00:20:47,547 What should we watch next? 459 00:20:47,580 --> 00:20:49,816 Ooh, I just heard about a great new reality show. 460 00:20:49,849 --> 00:20:52,785 PBS is showing a performance of an Edward Albee play. 461 00:20:52,819 --> 00:20:54,821 Sports talk it is. 462 00:20:56,423 --> 00:20:58,825 How can you say that Phoenix has any chance 463 00:20:58,858 --> 00:21:00,493 to win the Western Conference? 464 00:21:00,527 --> 00:21:02,061 What are you talking about? 465 00:21:02,094 --> 00:21:04,597 We both picked the Phoenix Suns to win it all. 466 00:21:04,631 --> 00:21:06,466 Our Suns are dead. 467 00:21:06,499 --> 00:21:08,501 No! 468 00:21:29,121 --> 00:21:31,123 Shh!