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♪ The Simpsons 25x06 ♪
The Kid Is All Right
Original Air Date on November 24, 2013
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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
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♪ One is the loneliest number
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♪ That you'll ever do
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♪ Two can be as bad as one
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♪ It's the loneliest number
since the number one ♪
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♪ No is the saddest experience
you'll ever know ♪
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♪ Yes, it's the saddest
experience you'll ever know ♪
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♪ 'Cause one is the loneliest
number that you'll ever do ♪
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♪ One is the loneliest number,
worse than two ♪
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♪ And one...
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You know, I really think
I've made my point.
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Oh, the rain has washed away
the playground shed!
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I'm being chased by sports!
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It's called "precipitation,"
'cause it never fails
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to precipitate unruly behavior.
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And saddest of all,
those who do not have a friend
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to play with in the rain,
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doomed to get
only single pneumonia.
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A spit wad?
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Well, at least
I'm getting some attention.
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And the best part is
I'm bombarding her
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with her own homework.
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Begone!
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Well, you're never alone
surrounded by...
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The Autobiography
of Charles Manson?
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Hmm.
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Huh?
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Hi. New kid, second grade.
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Don't you love the rain?
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New kid?
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Uh, have you made
any friends?
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Just Charlotte,.
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That's a reference
to the Bronte sisters!
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You got my reference
to the Bronte sisters?!
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Nice to meet you,
Lisa Simpson.
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How do you know my name?
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I deciphered the anagrams
on your notebook.
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Oh.
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Be Lisa?
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Isabel!
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Ooh, spaghetti.
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Y'ello!
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Lisa, you got a call
from someone named Isabel.
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May I ask
what this is regarding?
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Ooh! A budding new friendship?
Oh!
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Boy, how come you can't
get a new friend?
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What's wrong with the one I got?
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I finally got that M&M
out of my inner ear.
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I remembered correctly;
it was a green one!
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Don't eat it.
It's been in his ear.
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Don't eat it.It's been
in his ear.
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Don't eat it. It's been in the
boy's ear and the dog's mouth.
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Don't eat it.
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Oh, for God's sake!
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And don't you hate being
the middle child?
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Yeah. In the car, I always
have to sit on the hump.
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It makes reading impossible.
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Lisa, your
food's getting cold!
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It's raw veggies.
They're supposed to be cold!
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Well, someone who loves you
put melted butter on them!
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Thank you,
Mr. Bergstrom.
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I'll tell Lisa
you dropped by.
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I better go.
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Okay, but one more thing:
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I noticed we're both
doing presentations
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on Franklin Roosevelt at school.
Why don't we do them together?
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Oh, my God.
Someone wants to be my partner.
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Can't screw this up.
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Downloading, downloading,
downloading,
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downloading, downloading...
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Whoo-hoo!
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Franklin Roosevelt
bravely instituted
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a series of reforms
called the New Deal.
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Which ran totally counter
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to America's tradition
of limited government.
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P.S. It was also
unconstitutional.
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Oh?
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Um, FDR's steadfast leadership
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also helped America
win World War Two.
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Until the weak-kneed Democrats
sold us out at Yalta.
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If you haven't guessed, Lisa,
I'm a Republican.
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A Lincoln Republican?
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Not really.
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A Reagan Republican?
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Keep going.
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First President Bush?
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Getting there.
Oh, dear God.
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I must say, Lisa,
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it was amusing to see you
thoroughly de-high-horsed.
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That isn't a word.
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Ooh, back on the saddle
she climbs.
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I just can't believe
someone like you
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would be a Republican.
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I mean, isn't your
last name Gutiérrez?
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Just what exactly
are you saying?
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I'm just saying that
people of your heritage--
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which could be any one
of many heritages,
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I'm not pigeonholing...
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Is it a Catholic thing?
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I'm a non-observant Jew
from Argentina.
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Ay, caramba!
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Do you even know
what that means?
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Uh, there-there's
a caramba in my eye?
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It's the Spanish version
of "hot damn."
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Ay, caramba!
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Hmm? Lisa, is
everything okay?
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Yes. Why?
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Because you're doing
your homework
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and you don't
look happy.
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My new best friend
isn't what I thought.
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She's a... Republican!
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What is so funny?
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They're destroying
the world!
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They are, huh?
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I thought I'd
show you this
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when you were
older, but...
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You voted for Reagan?!
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It was a crazy
time, the '80s.
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You don't hear me listening
to the Thompson Twins anymore.
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Although...
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♪ Hold me now...
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So, you were going
through a phase?
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Mm-hmm.
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All right, '80s party!
Where's the beef?
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Tear down that wall!
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Because I think the beef
is behind that wall!
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Hmm.
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Hmm.
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♪ You say I'm a dreamer...
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Now get up here, boy!
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We're gonna do
"The Super Bowl Shuffle."
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No! You never let me be
Mike Singletary!
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Fine. You're Mike Singletary.
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Enjoy your mediocre
coaching career.
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♪ My name is Homer,
I'm a real fullback ♪
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♪ Gonna run that ball,
don't want no flack ♪
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♪ If you try to run,
you'll get a heart attack ♪
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Why you little...!
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♪ Hey, big man,
don't want no trouble ♪
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♪ I'm just here to do
"The Super Bowl... ♪
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♪ Shuffle..."
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Excuse me.
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People's views change.
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Bobby Kennedy worked
for Joe McCarthy.
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Larry David was on Fridays.
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What are you trying to say?
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Isabel's only eight.
As she grows up,
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surprising things will
happen to her body...
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of beliefs.
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But she could always use
a friend like you.
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Hmm.
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Hmm.
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Isabel?
Lisa?
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Listen, I'm really
sorry about...
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No, it's okay.
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My mom says you're just
going through a liberal phase.
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What?! My mom says you're going
through a conservative phase.
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There's no such thing.
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Conservatives only get
more conservative.
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Because every year,
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they get a little further
through Atlas Shrugged.
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Listen, we're both
eight years old.
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Can't we just play
Monopoly or something?
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My father owns
a monopoly!
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That young filly is exactly
the kind of candidate
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we need to start
recruiting!
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She's a young,
dynamic Latina.
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Yee-haw!
I said that just right!
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Without the Hispanic vote, even
Texas is poised to turn blue.
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Blue!
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Yeah, we must reach her
and groom her
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before she fattens up
like Chris Christie.
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He thinks GOP
stands for "Gravy on Pancakes."
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But despite my mirthful remarks,
obesity is no laughing matter.
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Just can't resist
those words, "sign-up sheet."
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Oh, looks like I'll be
running against Isabel.
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And Ralph?
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Just call me
Ralph Nader.
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I don't know why.
Isabel!
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I want this campaign
to be about the issues:
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same-sex field trip buddies,
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providing class pets
with a path to citizenship...
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And no digging up
past relationships.
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Sure, Lisa and I dated.
Sure, she broke my heart.
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I'm sure your researchers
know all about it.
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This is the first
I've heard of it.
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Really?
But I got this!
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Ew.
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How long has it been since
you washed your stomach?
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You can't ask that anymore!
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Quit shoving!
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I'd like a word
with you, young lady.
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How did you get in there?
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Slid in through
the grates.
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Here's the scoop.
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You're our future,
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so we can't afford
to have you lose.
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And I love the Spanish--
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from the Inquisition
to the delightful Franco years.
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What are you talking about?
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Move over!
I know how to talk to kids.
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We want to give you
a little present.
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A tainted victory
that will haunt you forever.
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I'd rather
do this myself.
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But who'd own you then?
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You couldn't buy me with
a wheelbarrow full of ice cream.
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Whoa, nicely done.
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You've charmed another one
right into the arms
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of the Libertarian Party.
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Maybe we can help her without
her knowing we're helping her.
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No one says I can't buy
a second grade election.
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Why, I had enough money to fix
People Magazine's
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Sexiest Man Alive.
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Most of the money
went to convincing them
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that I was alive.
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Who ordered
the Yumboni?
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Right here!
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Now, Smithers,
I want you to eat this for me.
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Describe every taste.
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And don't forget
the brain freeze.
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Sir, I am lactose-intolerant.
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And I'm back-talk-allergic!
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So start eating!
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Have a great day, kids.
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And, Bart, I'll pick you up
after school
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to take you to karate lessons.
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Mom, after six weeks,
I figured out
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that Sensei Weinstein
is really my psychiatrist.
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Either way, for 45 minutes,
you're not my problem, sweetie.
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Don't worry, Lisa,
despite the paid ad,
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I am strictly middle
of the road.
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Idiot!
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Pick a lane!
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Wha...?!
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What are you doing?!
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I'm as bewildered
as you are.
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I don't know why, but the
Springfield Republican Party
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is grooming me.
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Grooming? Yuck!
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Unfortunately,
I can't stop it.
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The Supreme Court says
spending money is free speech.
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Well, then you could use
your free speech
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to denounce this intrusion
of big money into our election.
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Mm, I'll think about it
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while I'm on my listening tour
of the cafeteria.
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Pour me another.
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What are you doing?
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It's imaginary.
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Fine.
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I got to go.
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I'll see you later.
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Ay, caramba!
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Bart, I need you to help me
win the election.
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I can help, but it's
gonna get rough.
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I'm fine with rough.
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You don't know what rough is.
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That ain't rough.
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More like a gentle breeze.
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Maggie hits harder.
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Did the good night pixie
just kiss my cheek?
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Ow!
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Okay, you got my attention.
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You want to win this election?
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Then from now on,
you do exactly what I say.
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You got it.
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First, go make me
five pans of brownies.
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00:13:50,825 --> 00:13:53,460
You're just taking advantage
of the situation.
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00:13:53,495 --> 00:13:55,496
Hmm, maybe Isabel
likes baking.
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Cakey or gooey?
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I'll make both.
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00:14:01,670 --> 00:14:03,237
First, we reel them in.
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00:14:03,271 --> 00:14:05,606
Then, we scare
the hell out of them.
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By discussing the
school's budget crisis?
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00:14:07,742 --> 00:14:10,110
No, with balls to the head.
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00:14:10,145 --> 00:14:12,680
Bombardment!
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00:14:16,051 --> 00:14:19,853
I associate Isabel
with a pain in my tummy.
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00:14:21,322 --> 00:14:23,190
Bombardment?
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00:14:24,726 --> 00:14:25,959
Miss Simpson,
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00:14:25,994 --> 00:14:27,928
your platform calls
for the creation
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of a student-run garden.
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00:14:29,631 --> 00:14:31,865
Organic gardening is
an essential part
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00:14:31,900 --> 00:14:34,768
of 21st century education,
teaching both hands-on...
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00:14:34,803 --> 00:14:36,437
And what programs
would you cut to pay
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00:14:36,471 --> 00:14:38,105
for this precious garden
of yours?
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00:14:38,139 --> 00:14:39,406
The new Wiffle bats?
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00:14:39,441 --> 00:14:40,607
Pizza Friday?
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00:14:40,642 --> 00:14:43,210
Not Pizza Friday!
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00:14:43,244 --> 00:14:45,112
Sorry, Lisa, you lose again.
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00:14:46,147 --> 00:14:48,816
You got to get
on your game, sister.
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00:14:48,850 --> 00:14:49,917
You think I'm tough?
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00:14:49,951 --> 00:14:52,419
Wait till Gutiérrez
sinks her teeth into you.
293
00:14:52,454 --> 00:14:54,221
Remember, you got
an ace in the hole:
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chocolate milk
in the water fountains.
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00:14:56,925 --> 00:14:58,258
That's impossible.
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00:14:58,293 --> 00:14:59,660
We've already had
the best plumbers
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00:14:59,694 --> 00:15:01,328
in the city look into it.
298
00:15:01,362 --> 00:15:03,897
Hey, we'll worry about that
after you're elected.
299
00:15:06,601 --> 00:15:07,901
What are you
so happy about?
300
00:15:07,936 --> 00:15:09,269
It's in the bag, Lis.
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00:15:09,304 --> 00:15:11,238
Once everybody sees this.
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00:15:12,273 --> 00:15:13,373
Training wheels.
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00:15:13,408 --> 00:15:15,309
She still uses
training wheels.
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00:15:16,511 --> 00:15:17,745
And watch this.
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00:15:22,617 --> 00:15:24,118
Excellent.
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00:15:24,152 --> 00:15:25,619
What am I doing?
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00:15:25,653 --> 00:15:27,354
Untent! Untent!
308
00:15:27,388 --> 00:15:31,258
Oh, Bart, I want to win,
but not like this.
309
00:15:31,292 --> 00:15:32,926
I'm sorry, you're fired.
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00:15:36,364 --> 00:15:38,532
Leave the bottle.
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00:15:38,566 --> 00:15:41,935
I bet by the end of the night,
you're gonna look pretty good.
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00:15:41,970 --> 00:15:45,773
Welcome to our first
in a series of 37 debates--
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00:15:45,807 --> 00:15:49,109
good Lord-- before the
elementary school elections.
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00:15:49,144 --> 00:15:50,644
You're a booger head!
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00:15:50,678 --> 00:15:53,413
And I say we move
beyond name-calling
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00:15:53,448 --> 00:15:55,883
to solve our real problems.
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00:15:57,252 --> 00:15:58,552
Booger head!
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00:15:58,586 --> 00:16:00,020
Vote for whoever you want to.
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00:16:00,054 --> 00:16:01,388
To me, these are both losers.
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00:16:01,422 --> 00:16:05,359
Now, the second grade debate
between Isabel Gutiérrez
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00:16:05,393 --> 00:16:07,795
and Lisa Simp-a-son.
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00:16:07,829 --> 00:16:08,896
Sounds weird.
323
00:16:08,930 --> 00:16:10,564
Mm.
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00:16:10,598 --> 00:16:11,899
Ivy Agee,
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00:16:11,933 --> 00:16:14,067
Frank Marino, Glen Gloyd.
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00:16:14,102 --> 00:16:16,804
These are men who fought
at Omaha Beach.
327
00:16:16,838 --> 00:16:18,238
And they are the reason
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00:16:18,273 --> 00:16:20,407
I'm running
for second grade rep.
329
00:16:20,441 --> 00:16:22,576
Dios los bendiga a todos.
330
00:16:23,912 --> 00:16:26,947
I'll bet my bologna sandwich
that girl's gonna win.
331
00:16:26,981 --> 00:16:29,049
Oh, a little rich
for my blood, sir.
332
00:16:29,083 --> 00:16:30,751
Yes, you can fog
a mirror, Seymour,
333
00:16:30,785 --> 00:16:32,186
but I wouldn't
call you alive.
334
00:16:32,220 --> 00:16:35,122
Now, the other candidate,
Lisa Simpson.
335
00:16:35,156 --> 00:16:37,558
Okay, I'm a liberal.
336
00:16:37,592 --> 00:16:39,760
And sometimes
that's a dirty word.
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00:16:40,795 --> 00:16:42,062
Liberal.
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00:16:42,096 --> 00:16:45,098
But what liberal really means
is someone who believes
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00:16:45,133 --> 00:16:46,900
that those who have
more than enough
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00:16:46,935 --> 00:16:49,403
should share a little
with those who don't.
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00:16:50,271 --> 00:16:51,505
And those principles
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00:16:51,539 --> 00:16:53,440
have consistently been in place
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00:16:53,474 --> 00:16:56,176
during this country's
most prosperous times.
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00:16:56,211 --> 00:16:59,046
So if that's a liberal,
then I am a liberal.
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00:16:59,080 --> 00:17:00,147
And hang me.
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00:17:01,349 --> 00:17:03,116
Sorry, we're just setting up
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00:17:03,151 --> 00:17:05,052
for An Occurrence
at Owl Creek Bridge.
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00:17:14,155 --> 00:17:15,291
Ooh.
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00:17:15,292 --> 00:17:17,193
The Democratic Party pantheon.
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00:17:17,228 --> 00:17:19,129
Such lofty ideals.
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00:17:20,197 --> 00:17:21,598
And here come the spirits.
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00:17:21,632 --> 00:17:24,033
Michael Dukakis, Walter Mondale,
353
00:17:24,068 --> 00:17:25,335
John Kerry?
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00:17:25,369 --> 00:17:27,003
These are all losers!
355
00:17:27,037 --> 00:17:30,106
I'm afraid you're heading
for a loss, Lisa.
356
00:17:30,141 --> 00:17:32,675
And when we lose, we lose big.
357
00:17:32,710 --> 00:17:33,943
What about Obama?
358
00:17:33,978 --> 00:17:35,044
Harry Truman?
359
00:17:35,079 --> 00:17:36,112
Bill Clinton?
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00:17:36,147 --> 00:17:37,947
Lisa, you're a lot like me.
361
00:17:37,982 --> 00:17:39,983
Play the saxophone,
come from a small town,
362
00:17:40,017 --> 00:17:41,618
raised by a mother
with no help.
363
00:17:41,652 --> 00:17:43,453
So, do you know how I can win?
364
00:17:43,487 --> 00:17:45,288
I don't even know
why I'm a ghost.
365
00:17:45,322 --> 00:17:46,789
All these guys are alive.
366
00:17:46,824 --> 00:17:48,658
John Kerry here is
Secretary of State.
367
00:17:48,692 --> 00:17:50,226
Doing a bang-up job.
368
00:17:50,261 --> 00:17:51,961
Well, we still
have a long way
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00:17:51,996 --> 00:17:53,930
to go on Asian
currency issues.
370
00:17:53,964 --> 00:17:55,498
Absolutely.
371
00:17:55,533 --> 00:17:57,213
And, Lisa, I'm only
appearing in this dream
372
00:17:57,234 --> 00:17:59,802
so I can visit with you about
the Clinton Global Initiative.
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00:17:59,837 --> 00:18:02,572
See, our mission is
to turn ideas into action.
374
00:18:02,606 --> 00:18:04,185
And to find innovative
solutions that will hel...
375
00:18:04,742 --> 00:18:05,708
Hey, hey, hey!
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00:18:05,743 --> 00:18:07,243
You can't fall asleep
in a dream!
377
00:18:09,980 --> 00:18:11,247
I know what I've got to do.
378
00:18:12,716 --> 00:18:14,384
Hello, Isabel? Listen...
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00:18:17,321 --> 00:18:19,722
CGI also convenes
CGI America,
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00:18:19,757 --> 00:18:23,359
a meeting devoted to economic
recovery and job creation.
381
00:18:23,394 --> 00:18:24,861
You used to be fun!
382
00:18:24,895 --> 00:18:26,529
Kevin Costner used
to be a movie star.
383
00:18:26,564 --> 00:18:27,564
Get over it.
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00:18:28,399 --> 00:18:30,200
And now for their final debate,
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00:18:30,234 --> 00:18:32,769
please welcome,
uh, Li... um...
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00:18:32,803 --> 00:18:35,772
Li-sa? Li-sa, uh, Simpsone.
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00:18:35,806 --> 00:18:37,540
Yes.
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00:18:37,575 --> 00:18:41,377
And, uh, Isabel
Adolpho-Guzman-Lopez Gutiérrez.
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00:18:41,412 --> 00:18:42,612
Uh, ladies.
390
00:18:48,819 --> 00:18:51,454
I just want to say,
I don't care about politics,
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00:18:51,488 --> 00:18:54,290
electioneering
or negative campaigning.
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00:18:54,325 --> 00:18:56,859
If my friend Lisa wins,
so be it.
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00:18:59,797 --> 00:19:02,098
And I also want
to say that if...
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00:19:02,132 --> 00:19:03,199
Time's up.
But I...
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00:19:03,234 --> 00:19:04,534
Stop showboating.
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00:19:07,638 --> 00:19:11,107
Back in the banner shed you go.
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00:19:11,141 --> 00:19:12,442
Good morning.
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00:19:12,476 --> 00:19:14,577
We have completed
the tally of the votes
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00:19:14,612 --> 00:19:15,812
for class representative.
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00:19:15,846 --> 00:19:17,814
One brief announcement:
the tainted Greek salad
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00:19:17,848 --> 00:19:19,082
has given several students
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00:19:19,116 --> 00:19:21,484
nightmares involving
Michael Dukakis.
403
00:19:21,518 --> 00:19:23,152
It may recur tonight,
so if possible,
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00:19:23,187 --> 00:19:25,154
have your parents
strap you to the bed.
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00:19:25,189 --> 00:19:26,756
And now the results.
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00:19:26,790 --> 00:19:28,625
First grade rep--
results delayed indefinitely
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00:19:28,659 --> 00:19:30,260
due to jelly on the ballots.
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00:19:30,294 --> 00:19:31,261
Second grade rep--
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00:19:31,295 --> 00:19:33,529
Isabel Gutiérrez.
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00:19:33,564 --> 00:19:35,231
Third grade rep, no votes cast.
Congratulations, Isabel.
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00:19:35,266 --> 00:19:37,267
Fourth grade rep-- last name
Weiner, first name Ima...
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00:19:37,301 --> 00:19:39,135
I truly hope you enjoy the
Friday morning council meetings.
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00:19:39,169 --> 00:19:40,436
Simpson!
414
00:19:40,471 --> 00:19:43,506
And the-the free
snicker doodle cookies.
415
00:19:43,540 --> 00:19:44,841
Smithers, we won!
416
00:19:44,875 --> 00:19:47,477
Drop the balloons!
417
00:19:47,511 --> 00:19:48,845
Ow! Ow! Ooh!
418
00:19:48,879 --> 00:19:50,146
419
00:19:51,315 --> 00:19:53,316
Can I at least
remove the balloons?
420
00:19:53,350 --> 00:19:55,018
Do it and you'll kill him.
421
00:19:55,052 --> 00:19:56,953
Hey, Lis.
422
00:19:56,987 --> 00:19:57,954
Hey.
423
00:19:57,988 --> 00:19:59,188
I'm sorry I fired you.
424
00:19:59,223 --> 00:20:00,556
Eh, no hard feelings.
425
00:20:00,591 --> 00:20:02,458
A lot of good things have
been happening to me.
426
00:20:02,493 --> 00:20:03,459
Mm-hmm.
427
00:20:03,494 --> 00:20:04,727
Thanks, Bart.
428
00:20:04,762 --> 00:20:06,095
I think you might
feel better
429
00:20:06,130 --> 00:20:08,097
if you looked at
these exit polls.
430
00:20:08,132 --> 00:20:10,533
They find me
a pointy-haired know-it-all.
431
00:20:10,567 --> 00:20:13,469
Yes, but they agreed
with everything you said.
432
00:20:13,504 --> 00:20:14,804
What are you getting at?
433
00:20:14,838 --> 00:20:17,674
53% said they'd vote
for a liberal.
434
00:20:17,708 --> 00:20:19,108
Just not you.
435
00:20:19,143 --> 00:20:21,377
Huh. You hear that, world?
436
00:20:21,412 --> 00:20:24,447
They love my ideas,
just not me!
437
00:20:24,481 --> 00:20:26,849
And that is half the battle!
438
00:20:26,884 --> 00:20:28,318
Ha!
439
00:20:28,352 --> 00:20:30,520
Hello, I'm elder
Anderson Cooper.
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00:20:30,554 --> 00:20:31,921
Welcome to our first debate
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00:20:31,955 --> 00:20:33,656
between Republican
Isabel Gutiérrez
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00:20:33,691 --> 00:20:35,925
and Lisa Simpson, representing
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00:20:35,959 --> 00:20:38,528
the Democratic Robot
Zombie Coalition.
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00:20:38,562 --> 00:20:40,897
First question:
Ms. Simpson, what would you do
445
00:20:40,931 --> 00:20:43,299
to get America
out of Afghanistan?
446
00:20:43,334 --> 00:20:46,636
I'd just throw in the towel
and make it a state.
447
00:20:46,670 --> 00:20:48,971
That's our girl.
448
00:20:50,407 --> 00:20:55,407
== sync, corrected by elderman ==
@elder_man
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00:21:34,696 --> 00:21:36,301
Shh!