1 00:01:27,671 --> 00:01:30,131 A - ha! A free baseball! 2 00:01:31,133 --> 00:01:33,342 A shiny new dime! 3 00:01:34,636 --> 00:01:36,345 A shinier new dime! 4 00:01:36,680 --> 00:01:41,434 Excuse me. My refrigeration unit is broken. 5 00:01:41,518 --> 00:01:44,937 Could you possibly eat some free ice cream? 6 00:01:45,022 --> 00:01:49,400 What flavor? Why, super chocolate, of course. Oh, yes! 7 00:01:50,527 --> 00:01:53,112 This day just keeps getting better and better. 8 00:01:53,197 --> 00:01:55,698 And here's a new four-legged friend for me. 9 00:01:55,783 --> 00:01:58,159 Hiya, boy. Haven't seen you around here before. 10 00:02:08,045 --> 00:02:10,379 Mom! A dog ate my clothes! 11 00:02:10,547 --> 00:02:13,299 Nice try, but we're still going to Riverdance. 12 00:02:13,383 --> 00:02:14,383 D'oh! 13 00:02:15,010 --> 00:02:18,721 You know that new baby brother Ralph's been bragging about? 14 00:02:18,972 --> 00:02:21,140 It's just a pinecone. 15 00:02:29,900 --> 00:02:31,317 Let's go where it's quiet. 16 00:02:31,401 --> 00:02:32,443 Help! 17 00:02:32,778 --> 00:02:34,153 Isn't that your brother? 18 00:02:34,238 --> 00:02:35,822 I said, let's go. 19 00:02:37,241 --> 00:02:39,534 Eh, I'm sick of this Tarzan movie. 20 00:02:39,618 --> 00:02:42,578 Dad, it's a documentary on the homeless. 21 00:02:42,663 --> 00:02:43,746 Oh, right. 22 00:02:44,081 --> 00:02:46,624 A crazy dog's trying to kill me! 23 00:02:46,708 --> 00:02:48,918 Really? Ooh! This I gotta see. 24 00:02:51,004 --> 00:02:53,381 Oh, he just wants to make friends. 25 00:02:55,551 --> 00:02:58,719 Ooh! Who's a good dog? What a goody doggie! 26 00:03:00,347 --> 00:03:01,347 He just a googie... 27 00:03:01,431 --> 00:03:04,183 So, Bart, when does the killing start? 28 00:03:16,697 --> 00:03:20,449 Look, Bart, sometimes dogs or people hate you for no reason. 29 00:03:41,555 --> 00:03:42,847 Bart's a goner. 30 00:03:42,931 --> 00:03:44,724 Anyone want to be my new best friend? 31 00:03:44,808 --> 00:03:45,850 I will! 32 00:03:45,934 --> 00:03:49,520 Great! Finally, I'll be the dominant one. 33 00:03:49,897 --> 00:03:51,063 Be quiet. 34 00:03:51,148 --> 00:03:52,273 Yes, sir. 35 00:03:54,943 --> 00:03:57,486 Ha-ha! Bart's family is poor! 36 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:13,085 Hurry up, Bart, or you'll be late to be killed by the dog! 37 00:04:13,170 --> 00:04:14,128 What? 38 00:04:14,212 --> 00:04:15,880 I said you'll be late for school! 39 00:04:24,014 --> 00:04:26,724 Eat my short stories! 40 00:04:59,174 --> 00:05:04,345 Phew! Safe at last! Now, I'll just turn around and confirm that safety. 41 00:05:12,521 --> 00:05:15,481 Hey, wait a minute. These animals are stuffed. 42 00:05:15,565 --> 00:05:17,858 Except that one. 43 00:05:19,486 --> 00:05:23,656 Don't worry about these critters. They're just props from my movies. 44 00:05:23,907 --> 00:05:27,660 This one's from Gunfight at the Museum of Natural History. 45 00:05:27,744 --> 00:05:29,161 You were in movies? 46 00:05:29,246 --> 00:05:33,332 Hold onto your hat, son. You're talking to Buck McCoy. 47 00:05:33,583 --> 00:05:34,667 Who? 48 00:05:36,086 --> 00:05:38,462 Yeah, that's right. Buck McCoy. 49 00:05:38,547 --> 00:05:41,340 The most famous movie cowboy in the world. 50 00:05:41,633 --> 00:05:45,636 No kidding. Anyway, I climbed over your gate. A dog was after me. 51 00:05:46,555 --> 00:05:49,682 I'll show you a trick that you can use on dogs. 52 00:05:49,975 --> 00:05:52,143 Also worked on David O. Selznick. 53 00:05:52,227 --> 00:05:53,352 Who? 54 00:05:53,437 --> 00:05:57,398 Yeah, that's right. The David O. Selznick. 55 00:06:00,610 --> 00:06:02,278 Whoa! Keep him away from me! 56 00:06:02,362 --> 00:06:04,655 Trust me, son. You'll be fine. 57 00:06:05,282 --> 00:06:08,951 Now, lean down and put your arms across his neck. 58 00:06:14,624 --> 00:06:16,208 Whoa! It worked! 59 00:06:18,503 --> 00:06:19,712 Where did you learn that? 60 00:06:19,796 --> 00:06:21,797 Ah, you pick things up. 61 00:06:22,132 --> 00:06:25,342 Do you know how to catch a wild boar with a teaspoon? 62 00:06:25,427 --> 00:06:26,427 No! 63 00:06:26,511 --> 00:06:28,471 Well, what do you kids do all day? 64 00:06:28,805 --> 00:06:30,806 Well, right now I'm supposed to be in school. 65 00:06:30,891 --> 00:06:34,018 School? Huh! Why bother? I quit after fourth grade, 66 00:06:34,102 --> 00:06:35,978 and I ain't not no un-dummy. 67 00:06:38,482 --> 00:06:41,192 It's like you're living in a steakhouse! 68 00:06:41,276 --> 00:06:44,320 Well, thank you. Most people just mutter that. 69 00:06:46,865 --> 00:06:48,657 Is that horse vacuuming? 70 00:06:48,742 --> 00:06:50,159 If you can call it that. 71 00:06:50,535 --> 00:06:52,912 He soils as much as he cleans. 72 00:06:53,330 --> 00:06:57,208 Frank the Wonder Horse was in 24 of my pictures. 73 00:06:58,376 --> 00:07:03,339 And directed one. And he got the "film by" credit. 74 00:07:11,681 --> 00:07:14,183 5:00? I better get home for dinner. 75 00:07:14,267 --> 00:07:16,352 Well, come back anytime, pardner. 76 00:07:17,187 --> 00:07:18,938 To the laundry room! 77 00:07:22,275 --> 00:07:23,359 Here we are. 78 00:07:26,196 --> 00:07:29,907 Hi, honey. Where's that vicious dog? I made him a biscuit. 79 00:07:30,200 --> 00:07:32,827 Oh, he's not bothering me anymore. Buck McCoy helped me. 80 00:07:32,911 --> 00:07:36,539 Buck McCoy? He was the greatest of them all! 81 00:07:36,706 --> 00:07:38,332 He was bigger than opium! 82 00:07:38,416 --> 00:07:40,167 I met one of my heroes today. 83 00:07:40,252 --> 00:07:41,293 She started the first... 84 00:07:41,378 --> 00:07:44,338 Buck McCoy! I still carry this. 85 00:07:44,965 --> 00:07:48,884 Junior Buckaroo, 2nd Class. Little Grampa Simpson. 86 00:07:49,136 --> 00:07:50,219 Cool! 87 00:07:52,430 --> 00:07:56,183 After that I starred in Wyatt Earp Meets The Mummy. 88 00:07:56,268 --> 00:07:58,853 Then Six Brides For Seven Brothers. 89 00:07:59,479 --> 00:08:02,398 They were pictures that the whole family could enjoy. 90 00:08:02,482 --> 00:08:05,234 No drugs, no nudity, no cussing. 91 00:08:05,569 --> 00:08:09,738 Just drinking, fighting and tripping horses with wires. 92 00:08:10,365 --> 00:08:12,032 What's this lunchbox made of? 93 00:08:12,117 --> 00:08:15,327 Well, back in my day, we had a thing called metal. 94 00:08:15,412 --> 00:08:19,915 Everything was made of it. Lunchboxes, cars, you name it. 95 00:08:20,584 --> 00:08:22,084 Me-tal. 96 00:08:23,587 --> 00:08:25,171 Hey, can you still do cowboy tricks? 97 00:08:25,255 --> 00:08:28,424 Well, here's one I did in The Wild Lunch. 98 00:08:34,639 --> 00:08:37,016 Everything tastes better when it's lassoed! 99 00:08:37,100 --> 00:08:39,018 Would you lasso me a banana? 100 00:08:39,102 --> 00:08:41,854 Now how the hell would I do that? 101 00:08:43,899 --> 00:08:47,359 I guess you're not going to have an adventure this week. 102 00:08:47,444 --> 00:08:48,944 Huh. Just you wait. 103 00:08:49,112 --> 00:08:50,446 Hey, boy, where'd you get that hat? 104 00:08:50,530 --> 00:08:51,614 Buck gave it to me. 105 00:08:51,698 --> 00:08:54,158 He's just about the greatest guy who ever lived. 106 00:08:54,242 --> 00:08:56,994 I want to grow up to be just like him. 107 00:08:57,078 --> 00:09:00,164 No kidding? Hey, speaking of achievers, 108 00:09:00,457 --> 00:09:04,460 they're thinking of spraying your old man's workspace for ticks. 109 00:09:04,628 --> 00:09:07,213 That's great, champ. I know you've been wanting that. 110 00:09:07,297 --> 00:09:09,882 Well, got to mosey, Homer. Ma'am. 111 00:09:11,593 --> 00:09:13,928 Bart sure is fond of that cow gentleman. 112 00:09:14,012 --> 00:09:17,848 It's just not fair. This Buck fellow's had all the advantages. 113 00:09:17,974 --> 00:09:21,852 Horse-riding lessons, the finest makeup, delicious studio food. 114 00:09:21,937 --> 00:09:25,397 Oh, Homie, you'll always be my western hero. 115 00:09:25,482 --> 00:09:26,649 Swell. 116 00:09:29,861 --> 00:09:31,403 I can't wait till I get good. 117 00:09:33,490 --> 00:09:34,949 Buck's here! 118 00:09:36,326 --> 00:09:37,701 Dad, why are you wearing that? 119 00:09:37,786 --> 00:09:39,411 Because I want to be your hero. 120 00:09:39,496 --> 00:09:41,914 On top of which, I don't look bald. 121 00:09:42,999 --> 00:09:46,335 Thanks for coming, Mr. McCoy. We cooked your favorites. 122 00:09:46,419 --> 00:09:50,172 Rattlesnake meat, varmint kabobs and refried whiskey. 123 00:09:50,257 --> 00:09:52,758 I like the sound of that last one. 124 00:09:53,009 --> 00:09:55,552 Don't listen to them, Buck! It's an ambush! 125 00:09:55,637 --> 00:09:57,846 They're trying to jump your claim! 126 00:09:57,931 --> 00:09:59,682 Take him outside. 127 00:09:59,766 --> 00:10:02,351 I love you, Buck! 128 00:10:08,483 --> 00:10:11,652 Gee, Buck, your old films are as violent as today's! 129 00:10:11,736 --> 00:10:13,862 One of the wheels broke off my chair today, 130 00:10:13,947 --> 00:10:15,990 but I didn't make a movie about it. 131 00:10:17,200 --> 00:10:19,576 In the '50s, I did a TV show. 132 00:10:20,203 --> 00:10:24,123 It only lasted a year, but we did 360 episodes, 133 00:10:24,207 --> 00:10:27,918 all of them great. I did the commercials myself. 134 00:10:28,044 --> 00:10:33,465 Remember kids, Drunken Cowboy brand whiskey is smooth as milk! 135 00:10:33,717 --> 00:10:36,719 I'm not sure I approve of selling whiskey to children. 136 00:10:36,803 --> 00:10:40,014 Well, that ad was aimed at children who were already heavy drinkers. 137 00:10:40,098 --> 00:10:41,098 Oh! 138 00:10:45,895 --> 00:10:49,481 Tonight's episode... "Excuse Me While I Kill The Sky. " 139 00:10:49,566 --> 00:10:50,816 Why are you driving a car? 140 00:10:52,694 --> 00:10:56,989 Yeah, in the '70s, Westerns were out and detective shows were in. 141 00:10:57,282 --> 00:10:59,908 It seems like all I did was shoot hippies. 142 00:11:04,622 --> 00:11:08,042 They wrote me out of the show and it became Room 222. 143 00:11:09,502 --> 00:11:11,170 So that's how you ended your career? 144 00:11:11,254 --> 00:11:13,339 Yeah, well, what can you do? 145 00:11:13,423 --> 00:11:17,176 The Western went the way of the evening newspaper and polio. 146 00:11:17,385 --> 00:11:20,012 Well, I think Westerns are due for a comeback. 147 00:11:20,096 --> 00:11:24,600 Yeah! We can have showdowns at the schoolyard and use nerds as Indians. 148 00:11:35,612 --> 00:11:38,197 Bart, you look so cool. 149 00:11:38,281 --> 00:11:40,949 I was thinking this could be a new fad. 150 00:11:41,201 --> 00:11:43,285 What about Hawaiian shirts? 151 00:11:44,746 --> 00:11:47,081 Hey, you're not fun, you're fat! 152 00:11:47,332 --> 00:11:51,460 Now, listen up. When I come back tomorrow, you better have cowboy suits, 153 00:11:51,544 --> 00:11:54,088 and they better be adorable. 154 00:11:56,800 --> 00:11:59,343 This is Kent Brockman here at Springfield Elementary, 155 00:11:59,427 --> 00:12:02,596 where a new Western craze is sweeping the campus. 156 00:12:02,806 --> 00:12:04,223 I'm Annie Oakley! 157 00:12:04,307 --> 00:12:07,309 I'm Kevin Costner in one of his Western roles! 158 00:12:07,435 --> 00:12:08,894 I'm a gulch! 159 00:12:08,978 --> 00:12:10,437 So I guess you could say 160 00:12:10,688 --> 00:12:14,566 this barely qualifies as news. I'm Kent Brockman. 161 00:12:15,777 --> 00:12:19,738 Oh, give me land Lots of land 162 00:12:19,823 --> 00:12:22,533 Under starry skies above 163 00:12:22,826 --> 00:12:25,869 Don't fence me in 164 00:12:26,162 --> 00:12:28,414 Sir, you cannot pee 165 00:12:28,498 --> 00:12:31,250 Unless you are an employee 166 00:12:32,001 --> 00:12:35,254 Can't keep it in 167 00:12:41,344 --> 00:12:45,848 Krusty, how do you feel about putting Buck McCoy on your show? 168 00:12:46,182 --> 00:12:48,684 Pass! We also represent Billy Joel. 169 00:12:48,852 --> 00:12:50,227 Who's the first one again? 170 00:12:50,311 --> 00:12:51,437 Buck McCoy. 171 00:12:51,521 --> 00:12:54,606 Forget it! I'm not putting some Western star on 172 00:12:54,691 --> 00:12:56,733 just 'cause it's the flavor of the month. 173 00:12:56,818 --> 00:12:59,153 I want my show to have a timeless quality. 174 00:12:59,237 --> 00:13:01,155 Here's your hanging chad sketch, Krusty. 175 00:13:02,532 --> 00:13:04,992 Oh, good, you worked in Judge Ito. 176 00:13:05,076 --> 00:13:07,536 Please put Buck on! He's my hero! 177 00:13:07,745 --> 00:13:09,580 Plus, he'll work for scale. 178 00:13:09,664 --> 00:13:11,373 Scale minus 10. 179 00:13:12,375 --> 00:13:15,544 I ain't going on some clown show. I'm retired. 180 00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:18,297 No one expects you to do anything difficult. 181 00:13:18,381 --> 00:13:20,174 They understand you're too old. 182 00:13:20,258 --> 00:13:25,429 Listen, missy. The last two city-slickers who used reverse psychology on me 183 00:13:25,513 --> 00:13:27,389 are pushing up daisies. 184 00:13:27,724 --> 00:13:30,726 They're dead? No, they just got lousy jobs. 185 00:13:31,144 --> 00:13:34,855 You know what? I bet he can't even fit into his old costume. 186 00:13:34,939 --> 00:13:37,733 I can't, huh? You two wait right here. 187 00:13:46,326 --> 00:13:48,827 Let's see, Texas or Massachusetts? 188 00:13:48,912 --> 00:13:49,953 Texas. 189 00:13:50,038 --> 00:13:52,122 I like the way you think. 190 00:14:11,601 --> 00:14:14,102 Boy, that's some fancy shooting. 191 00:14:14,187 --> 00:14:15,896 Oh, I've seen fancier. 192 00:14:20,109 --> 00:14:22,402 Ooh! Right in the panhandle! 193 00:14:22,487 --> 00:14:24,071 Write that down. 194 00:14:25,281 --> 00:14:27,491 Buck, this is a real honor. 195 00:14:27,825 --> 00:14:31,245 I grew up watching your horse operas down at the Bijou. 196 00:14:33,164 --> 00:14:36,375 Yeah, things sure have changed since the '50s. 197 00:14:36,626 --> 00:14:38,043 I don't care. 198 00:14:38,127 --> 00:14:42,005 You know, it's been a long time since I performed live. 199 00:14:42,257 --> 00:14:44,508 You'll do fine. Just remember, 200 00:14:44,592 --> 00:14:46,802 there'll be millions of people watching you. 201 00:14:49,639 --> 00:14:51,807 Millions! 202 00:14:53,768 --> 00:14:57,145 And TV Guide's Cheers and Jeers editor. 203 00:14:57,230 --> 00:15:00,440 And he's already given out all his cheers. 204 00:15:03,152 --> 00:15:04,778 Live from the corner of Zany Avenue 205 00:15:04,862 --> 00:15:06,071 and Martin Luther King Boulevard, 206 00:15:06,155 --> 00:15:07,614 it's The Krusty the Klown Show, 207 00:15:07,699 --> 00:15:09,199 with special guest Buck McCoy. 208 00:15:09,284 --> 00:15:11,577 And now, here's Krusty! 209 00:15:11,661 --> 00:15:13,829 We've got such a great show tonight. 210 00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:16,415 I won't be doing a monologue because my feet hurt. 211 00:15:16,499 --> 00:15:18,417 And now our opening sketch. 212 00:15:21,504 --> 00:15:26,008 We don't take kindly to transvestite chimpanzees here in Pine Corners! 213 00:15:27,844 --> 00:15:29,803 No one can save you now! 214 00:15:32,432 --> 00:15:36,977 I said, no one can save you now! 215 00:15:37,228 --> 00:15:39,396 Shut up! I'm coming! 216 00:15:41,357 --> 00:15:45,235 Oh! Like you're so perfect with your plastic mane 217 00:15:45,320 --> 00:15:49,865 and your painted-on spot. What's real on you? Nothing! 218 00:15:50,241 --> 00:15:51,450 He's drunk! 219 00:15:51,534 --> 00:15:53,035 I've seen drunker. 220 00:15:54,037 --> 00:15:56,163 Oh, right, yeah, the guns. 221 00:16:06,049 --> 00:16:07,174 We're free! 222 00:16:15,141 --> 00:16:17,142 These hilarious health professionals 223 00:16:17,226 --> 00:16:20,520 will cut me out of my clothes after this commercial. 224 00:16:21,856 --> 00:16:23,231 What happened, Buck? 225 00:16:23,316 --> 00:16:26,276 Did I forget to mention I'm an alcoholic? 226 00:16:32,241 --> 00:16:33,909 For shame. 227 00:16:37,372 --> 00:16:41,249 This is horrible. My spit-takes all have blood in them. 228 00:16:41,417 --> 00:16:43,418 Look, I'm really sorry. 229 00:16:43,503 --> 00:16:47,255 Sorry don't suture my colon! And you're off my show forever! 230 00:16:56,057 --> 00:16:59,434 Bart, I couldn't help noticing Buck is a total fraud, 231 00:16:59,560 --> 00:17:03,271 so I took the liberty of creating a new hero for your wall. 232 00:17:04,524 --> 00:17:06,441 That is just grotesque. 233 00:17:06,943 --> 00:17:09,319 I thought if you were looking to worship someone, 234 00:17:09,404 --> 00:17:11,113 maybe it could be your old man. 235 00:17:11,197 --> 00:17:12,948 Eh. We could try it. 236 00:17:13,366 --> 00:17:14,408 Yes! 237 00:17:18,246 --> 00:17:20,038 My son lost his hero. 238 00:17:20,248 --> 00:17:22,708 This should be the greatest night of my life. 239 00:17:22,792 --> 00:17:24,042 How come I'm not happy? 240 00:17:24,127 --> 00:17:25,752 You care about Bart's feelings. 241 00:17:25,837 --> 00:17:26,878 Stop saying that! 242 00:17:26,963 --> 00:17:29,589 I think we should try to restore Bart's faith in Buck, 243 00:17:29,674 --> 00:17:32,050 and we could start by getting Buck to quit drinking. 244 00:17:39,142 --> 00:17:43,770 I'm sorry I let your son down, but I'm too old to change. 245 00:17:44,147 --> 00:17:45,564 Oh, listen to you! 246 00:17:45,648 --> 00:17:48,233 "I'm too old to change. " 247 00:17:49,569 --> 00:17:50,569 How old are you? 248 00:17:50,653 --> 00:17:51,778 Seventy-six. 249 00:17:51,863 --> 00:17:55,365 Nice old man. Don't break a hip. 250 00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:58,410 Have we gotten all the liquor? 251 00:17:58,494 --> 00:18:01,079 That painting is made of liquor. 252 00:18:05,793 --> 00:18:09,421 I was drinking so much I forgot what life was about. 253 00:18:09,797 --> 00:18:13,842 Gold! Gold! Beautiful gold! 254 00:18:14,051 --> 00:18:16,261 Nuggets as big as your fists! 255 00:18:16,345 --> 00:18:19,681 You guys are sick. I don't belong here. 256 00:18:19,849 --> 00:18:24,102 Buck, if you walk out that door, you'll be branded a quitter forever. 257 00:18:28,357 --> 00:18:29,816 Mmm! 258 00:18:29,901 --> 00:18:32,110 Something smells delicious! 259 00:18:32,195 --> 00:18:34,613 Well, that's it. This place ain't for me. 260 00:18:34,697 --> 00:18:38,450 Well, we're not giving up. We're going to cure you of drinking. 261 00:18:38,534 --> 00:18:43,079 Look, I worked long and hard, got rich, and now I'm retired. 262 00:18:43,247 --> 00:18:45,665 Why shouldn't I be able to drink all I want? 263 00:18:45,750 --> 00:18:48,251 Well, I don't know. I just naturally 264 00:18:48,336 --> 00:18:50,462 assumed it was some of my business. 265 00:18:50,546 --> 00:18:54,007 Well, I don't see how it is. Nobody's even told me your name yet. 266 00:18:56,052 --> 00:18:57,969 I'm still not giving up on Buck. 267 00:18:58,054 --> 00:19:01,556 There must be some harebrained, half-assed way... 268 00:19:01,641 --> 00:19:02,641 This just in. 269 00:19:02,725 --> 00:19:06,478 A robbery is in progress at the National Bank of Springfield. 270 00:19:06,562 --> 00:19:10,524 The robbers are equipped with the latest in high-tech weaponry and body armor. 271 00:19:10,608 --> 00:19:12,609 Stay back, coppers! 272 00:19:15,530 --> 00:19:18,073 Uh, please, everyone! Stay away! 273 00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:22,911 We don't want anyone to be a hero! A hero! A hero! 274 00:19:24,080 --> 00:19:26,164 Get me Buck McCoy! 275 00:19:26,249 --> 00:19:27,874 Dad, I'm on the line! 276 00:19:28,501 --> 00:19:32,295 Here you go. Just stop this bank robbery and you'll be a hero again. 277 00:19:32,421 --> 00:19:36,007 I'll wait in the car. Are you crazy? I'm a movie cowboy. 278 00:19:36,092 --> 00:19:38,301 And you're no Howard Hawks. 279 00:19:38,386 --> 00:19:39,511 That hurts. 280 00:19:39,595 --> 00:19:41,513 But I just have one question. 281 00:19:41,597 --> 00:19:44,516 Do you want my son to be disappointed in you? 282 00:19:46,227 --> 00:19:47,310 Fine. 283 00:19:50,439 --> 00:19:52,232 You don't need that. 284 00:19:53,818 --> 00:19:56,486 Way to go, Buck. I feel my faith growing anew! 285 00:19:56,571 --> 00:19:58,697 Better get rid of this, too. 286 00:19:59,615 --> 00:20:01,408 Not to mention this. 287 00:20:02,118 --> 00:20:05,287 Whoa! There's nothing wrong with a little "hey-hey!" 288 00:20:07,957 --> 00:20:12,460 Fun's over, boys! Drop the hardware and mosey! 289 00:20:14,505 --> 00:20:18,675 I'm firing at the lasso, but the bullets just go through the middle! 290 00:20:18,801 --> 00:20:20,385 It's the ultimate weapon. 291 00:20:33,524 --> 00:20:36,192 Wow. That sure made us look bad. 292 00:20:36,277 --> 00:20:38,403 Slink away, boys. Slink away. 293 00:20:41,657 --> 00:20:44,117 Buck, you're my hero again. 294 00:20:44,201 --> 00:20:46,077 Aren't you forgetting someone? 295 00:20:46,454 --> 00:20:51,082 Well, there's Krusty, Itchy, Scratchy, Poochie, America's Fire Fighters, 296 00:20:51,167 --> 00:20:52,250 and then you, Dad. 297 00:20:53,878 --> 00:20:56,087 And don't you forget it. 298 00:20:56,589 --> 00:20:57,839 Oh! 299 00:20:58,341 --> 00:21:02,093 Goodbye, Bart! Never bother me again!