1 00:00:02,705 --> 00:00:06,307 *THE SIMPSONS* 2 00:00:06,620 --> 00:00:08,034 Thanks for hosting. 3 00:00:08,122 --> 00:00:09,704 How was the sleepover? 4 00:00:09,792 --> 00:00:11,776 They each had a 5-Hour Energy drink 5 00:00:11,864 --> 00:00:13,090 and a jar of Nutella 6 00:00:13,178 --> 00:00:16,332 hand then watched Russian dashcam videos all night. 7 00:00:16,420 --> 00:00:18,607 Vodit’ znachit ubivat’! 8 00:00:18,695 --> 00:00:19,801 Listen, Marge. 9 00:00:19,889 --> 00:00:23,152 Every year, Kirk and I rent a luxury villa in Costa Rica 10 00:00:23,240 --> 00:00:26,342 and invite a few select families to join us. 11 00:00:26,755 --> 00:00:28,738 Maybe you’ve heard about it? 12 00:00:28,826 --> 00:00:31,832 I’ve always dreamed of being invited on this trip, 13 00:00:31,920 --> 00:00:34,050 and now it’s about to happen. 14 00:00:34,138 --> 00:00:37,201 Play it cool, Marge, like only you can. 15 00:00:37,563 --> 00:00:38,839 Let me see. 16 00:00:38,927 --> 00:00:40,146 Um... 17 00:00:40,701 --> 00:00:42,838 Costa Rica... 18 00:00:42,926 --> 00:00:44,146 Nope, nope. 19 00:00:46,207 --> 00:00:48,493 Sorry, it’s news to me. 20 00:00:48,581 --> 00:00:50,509 We were wondering, would your family 21 00:00:50,597 --> 00:00:52,056 be interested in joining us? 22 00:00:52,144 --> 00:00:53,845 When would you need an answer by? 23 00:00:53,933 --> 00:00:55,668 Oh, the sooner the better. 24 00:00:55,755 --> 00:00:57,875 Season 31 Episode 07 Episode Title :"Livin La Pura Vida" 25 00:00:57,963 --> 00:00:59,425 Costa Rica! 26 00:01:00,066 --> 00:01:01,628 Costa Rica! 27 00:01:01,761 --> 00:01:03,535 Time to rock and... 28 00:01:03,692 --> 00:01:04,745 Costa Rica! 29 00:01:05,042 --> 00:01:06,243 Whee...! 30 00:01:06,340 --> 00:01:08,189 Costa Rica! Costa Rica! 31 00:01:08,285 --> 00:01:09,816 Costa Rica...! 32 00:01:09,904 --> 00:01:10,911 Costa Rica. 33 00:01:11,019 --> 00:01:12,237 Family meeting! 34 00:01:12,325 --> 00:01:14,425 Right now! 35 00:01:17,222 --> 00:01:18,234 Mwah! 36 00:01:18,386 --> 00:01:20,205 us 37 00:01:20,293 --> 00:01:23,345 on their super-exclusive multi-family vacation 38 00:01:23,433 --> 00:01:24,666 to Costa Rica! 39 00:01:24,754 --> 00:01:28,066 We’ll stay in a luxury villa right on the beach... 40 00:01:28,154 --> 00:01:29,175 Whoo-hoo! 41 00:01:29,263 --> 00:01:31,168 ..near Pristine rain forests, 42 00:01:31,256 --> 00:01:34,245 home to five percent of the species on Earth... 43 00:01:34,403 --> 00:01:36,269 Biodiversity! 44 00:01:36,448 --> 00:01:40,143 ..in a land where it’s normal for kids to carry machetes. 45 00:01:40,254 --> 00:01:41,503 Legalize it! 46 00:01:41,629 --> 00:01:44,342 can chew on the guidebook. 47 00:01:44,429 --> 00:01:47,017 I’ve always dreamed of being the kind of family 48 00:01:47,105 --> 00:01:50,275 that other families would be willing to do things with. 49 00:01:50,534 --> 00:01:52,341 - Costa Rica! - Costa Rica! 50 00:01:52,429 --> 00:01:54,410 -Costa Rica! -Airport food court! 51 00:01:54,498 --> 00:01:57,026 -Airport food court! -Costa Rica! 52 00:01:59,408 --> 00:02:01,097 Whoa. 53 00:02:01,479 --> 00:02:05,894 Now, that’s a tympanic membrane that just won’t quit. 54 00:02:06,446 --> 00:02:09,029 Whoa. This trip’s gonna cost how much? 55 00:02:09,117 --> 00:02:10,591 I know it’s expensive, 56 00:02:10,679 --> 00:02:13,668 but we spend our whole lives worrying about money. 57 00:02:13,756 --> 00:02:15,668 That’s because we don’t have that much. 58 00:02:15,756 --> 00:02:18,207 We have a mortgage, a reverse mortgage. 59 00:02:18,295 --> 00:02:20,418 I think the house is owned by the car. 60 00:02:20,506 --> 00:02:23,209 Life is about experiences. 61 00:02:23,320 --> 00:02:26,474 Look at this photo the Hibberts posted from last year’s trip. 62 00:02:26,581 --> 00:02:29,589 - Now, look at my feed. - Yeah. 63 00:02:29,885 --> 00:02:30,970 Oh, boy. 64 00:02:31,098 --> 00:02:34,979 I want a photo of you and me by that waterfall. 65 00:02:35,066 --> 00:02:38,210 The hope of going on this trip is the only reason 66 00:02:38,297 --> 00:02:41,385 I’ve allowed Bart to stay friends with Milhouse. 67 00:02:41,472 --> 00:02:44,050 Now I understand everything. 68 00:02:44,138 --> 00:02:46,129 Homie, I know it’s a stretch, 69 00:02:46,217 --> 00:02:48,625 but if Kirk and Luann can afford it... 70 00:02:48,713 --> 00:02:50,980 Yeah. He can’t earn that much. 71 00:02:51,132 --> 00:02:53,418 His job is moving the Topless Maids van 72 00:02:53,505 --> 00:02:55,210 so they don’t get parking tickets. 73 00:02:55,386 --> 00:02:59,210 Let’s have one damn fling and hope everything will be okay. 74 00:02:59,297 --> 00:03:01,309 You know what? You are right. 75 00:03:01,396 --> 00:03:03,728 I am sick of being the responsible one 76 00:03:03,816 --> 00:03:05,832 in this marriage. Let’s live life. 77 00:03:05,997 --> 00:03:08,147 Remember, we can never be poor 78 00:03:08,288 --> 00:03:10,667 as long as we have each other. 79 00:03:11,448 --> 00:03:14,261 Oh... yes, we can. 80 00:03:18,085 --> 00:03:19,798 You know, what if we stayed home 81 00:03:19,886 --> 00:03:21,763 and just did puzzles of Costa Rica? 82 00:03:21,851 --> 00:03:25,368 I mean, this trip sounds really expensive. 83 00:03:25,456 --> 00:03:27,980 -No, not really. -What? No! 84 00:03:28,068 --> 00:03:31,863 You just let the grown-ups worry about grown-up things, okay? 85 00:03:33,058 --> 00:03:34,275 Your mom and dad 86 00:03:34,363 --> 00:03:37,847 have our financial future all under control. 87 00:03:40,054 --> 00:03:41,504 Ooh! Free ticket! 88 00:03:41,592 --> 00:03:43,307 The rich get richer! 89 00:03:46,478 --> 00:03:48,603 Ah, the multi-family vacation. 90 00:03:48,691 --> 00:03:50,058 Let’s see who we’ve got. 91 00:03:50,146 --> 00:03:52,308 The Van Houtens, of course. The Hibberts. 92 00:03:52,396 --> 00:03:54,824 Superintendent Chalmers and his daughter. 93 00:03:54,912 --> 00:03:57,089 I can’t believe my father is tearing us apart 94 00:03:57,177 --> 00:03:58,800 for a whole week. 95 00:03:58,888 --> 00:04:00,722 Sweetie, it’s a very long flight. 96 00:04:00,810 --> 00:04:02,527 Why don’t you save your phone battery. 97 00:04:02,641 --> 00:04:04,945 All you care about is batteries! 98 00:04:05,033 --> 00:04:06,832 You’ve never been in love. 99 00:04:06,920 --> 00:04:08,866 Your mother and I had a very... 100 00:04:09,448 --> 00:04:10,621 Never mind. 101 00:04:10,709 --> 00:04:12,363 Yep, not one person here 102 00:04:12,451 --> 00:04:15,430 I’d mind spending an extended period of time with. 103 00:04:15,591 --> 00:04:19,738 I didn’t have time to wax, so I’ll do it on the plane. 104 00:04:20,236 --> 00:04:22,809 What the hell doing here? 105 00:04:22,897 --> 00:04:25,582 Well, Lou the cop and his sister were gonna go, 106 00:04:25,670 --> 00:04:27,341 but a billboard fell on him 107 00:04:27,429 --> 00:04:29,738 and her wind chime store burned down. 108 00:04:29,826 --> 00:04:32,550 So I suggested Patty and her new girlfriend. 109 00:04:32,638 --> 00:04:34,597 You deliberately hid this from me 110 00:04:34,685 --> 00:04:36,631 until it was too late to back out. 111 00:04:36,719 --> 00:04:38,902 -Yes. -Don’t try to deny it. 112 00:04:40,474 --> 00:04:43,714 Patty’s new relationship really has to work out, 113 00:04:43,802 --> 00:04:46,347 because the dating apps won’t take her anymore. 114 00:04:46,435 --> 00:04:49,121 All I ask is that you’re nice to them. 115 00:04:49,329 --> 00:04:51,539 Evelyn, this is my husband Homer. 116 00:04:52,058 --> 00:04:53,871 A very polite hello to you, madam. 117 00:04:53,959 --> 00:04:56,011 Well, well, Homer Simpson. 118 00:04:56,117 --> 00:04:58,339 I’ve heard so much about you. 119 00:04:58,455 --> 00:05:00,454 Surely you have, but in my defense, 120 00:05:00,541 --> 00:05:01,439 You're dating on a 121 00:05:01,527 --> 00:05:03,136 privately owned merry-go-round 122 00:05:03,224 --> 00:05:05,871 is not public urination. 123 00:05:06,186 --> 00:05:07,379 Hmm. 124 00:05:10,923 --> 00:05:11,978 - Wow! - Wow! - Wow! 125 00:05:12,073 --> 00:05:13,641 Oh hoh! 126 00:05:15,056 --> 00:05:16,106 Oh! 127 00:05:16,194 --> 00:05:17,744 Ooh. 128 00:05:21,986 --> 00:05:24,923 Okay, who wants Miguelitos? 129 00:05:25,011 --> 00:05:26,561 Now, I should warn the newbies... 130 00:05:26,649 --> 00:05:29,384 these will seem very authentic to you. 131 00:05:29,472 --> 00:05:30,257 Mmm. 132 00:05:30,345 --> 00:05:32,806 You stuffed it pura vida in a glass. 133 00:05:32,894 --> 00:05:34,369 What? Pura vida? 134 00:05:35,238 --> 00:05:36,485 Oh... 135 00:05:37,525 --> 00:05:39,657 Uh, it means "pure life." 136 00:05:39,769 --> 00:05:41,913 Kind of a state of mind down here. 137 00:05:42,118 --> 00:05:43,130 Very chill. 138 00:05:43,350 --> 00:05:45,131 Like what you think of as chill 139 00:05:45,234 --> 00:05:47,548 but, like, a million times chiller. 140 00:05:47,636 --> 00:05:50,242 Homie, I think I’m having an experience. 141 00:05:50,330 --> 00:05:55,231 Every time a fruit meets a booze, a magic vacation is born. 142 00:06:05,604 --> 00:06:07,342 Mmm. 143 00:06:07,436 --> 00:06:09,403 Oh... 144 00:06:10,532 --> 00:06:11,803 Well, you can try. 145 00:06:13,649 --> 00:06:15,975 Oh, boy, I didn’t know that. 146 00:06:16,063 --> 00:06:18,037 -Hmm? -Hmm? 147 00:06:20,283 --> 00:06:21,457 So true. 148 00:06:21,545 --> 00:06:22,741 - Hmm... - Hmm. 149 00:06:23,261 --> 00:06:26,215 rodrigo rodrigo mi hermano, 150 00:06:26,303 --> 00:06:28,202 put the bill on this. 151 00:06:28,305 --> 00:06:31,747 Nothing is less pura vida than check-splitting. 152 00:06:31,835 --> 00:06:34,639 On this trip I pay for everything up front... 153 00:06:34,727 --> 00:06:36,647 food, the villa rental, 154 00:06:36,735 --> 00:06:39,074 cloud forest murder mystery... 155 00:06:39,162 --> 00:06:41,356 and I keep track of ’em right here. 156 00:06:41,444 --> 00:06:43,389 Then we settle up at the end. 157 00:06:43,512 --> 00:06:46,137 Smokey Blandings is putting on 158 00:06:46,225 --> 00:06:48,144 a cornhole clinic tonight. 159 00:06:48,231 --> 00:06:50,936 And this is where fatigue really sets in, Jim. 160 00:06:51,070 --> 00:06:53,016 When you’re tossing that fourth beanbag, 161 00:06:53,121 --> 00:06:55,263 your muscles are screaming, son. 162 00:06:55,746 --> 00:06:57,944 -Booyah! -Good heavenly days! 163 00:06:58,538 --> 00:06:59,655 Hmm? 164 00:06:59,760 --> 00:07:02,655 You also follow the pro cornhole tour? 165 00:07:02,743 --> 00:07:05,491 Sure do. I used to play on my daddy’s farm. 166 00:07:05,579 --> 00:07:07,294 We’d toss bags all day, 167 00:07:07,426 --> 00:07:09,944 even when it was hotter than a two-dollar pistol. 168 00:07:10,186 --> 00:07:11,769 Ooh, ooh. 169 00:07:11,857 --> 00:07:13,176 That is hot. 170 00:07:13,270 --> 00:07:16,282 Do you always speak in such colorful Southern-isms? 171 00:07:17,123 --> 00:07:20,647 Does a mama possum skip church on Sundays? 172 00:07:20,735 --> 00:07:22,143 Hmm. 173 00:07:22,358 --> 00:07:24,776 I bet she does. 174 00:07:26,167 --> 00:07:27,889 Homer, put your phone away. 175 00:07:27,985 --> 00:07:29,756 Evelyn, please. 176 00:07:33,360 --> 00:07:35,998 Evelyn, you don’t want to go shopping with us? 177 00:07:36,117 --> 00:07:38,248 It’s a vacation, sugar bear. 178 00:07:38,336 --> 00:07:41,561 We should be lying on the beach like a lost flip-flop. 179 00:07:43,130 --> 00:07:46,639 But, darling, there’s nothing to do at the beach except drink. 180 00:07:46,727 --> 00:07:47,873 You know what? 181 00:07:47,961 --> 00:07:50,209 Why don’t you two take in the sights 182 00:07:50,297 --> 00:07:53,385 while I chaperone your Southern señorita to the beach? 183 00:07:53,472 --> 00:07:57,178 Well, my, my, what an elegant solution. 184 00:07:57,266 --> 00:07:59,476 Well, I guess this way everyone’s happy. 185 00:08:07,075 --> 00:08:09,090 Tonight’s dinner is amazing, folks: 186 00:08:09,178 --> 00:08:11,194 line-caught mahi mahi. 187 00:08:11,297 --> 00:08:14,786 The local fishermen pass the lines down from father to son, 188 00:08:14,874 --> 00:08:17,127 so, boy, you can taste the heritage. 189 00:08:17,915 --> 00:08:19,747 Dios mío! 190 00:08:19,835 --> 00:08:21,079 Eh, what? 191 00:08:21,167 --> 00:08:22,659 Oh. Hey, guys. 192 00:08:22,747 --> 00:08:25,341 We met these awesome monkeys on the beach, 193 00:08:25,429 --> 00:08:27,243 and we said they could crash here 194 00:08:27,330 --> 00:08:29,868 in exchange for them being hilarious. 195 00:08:34,236 --> 00:08:36,209 Sweetie, you did not tell me 196 00:08:36,297 --> 00:08:38,462 your brother-in-law was such a fun guy. 197 00:08:38,580 --> 00:08:41,470 You two should be so happy. 198 00:08:41,694 --> 00:08:44,234 Your husband and your girlfriend 199 00:08:44,330 --> 00:08:45,986 are amigos! 200 00:08:48,150 --> 00:08:49,628 Who’s that with you, Jimbo? 201 00:08:49,833 --> 00:08:51,415 Is that Stacy? 202 00:08:51,532 --> 00:08:53,236 Oh, my God. 203 00:08:53,324 --> 00:08:55,415 Jimbo is cheating on me! 204 00:08:55,685 --> 00:08:57,216 - Wha...? - Wha...? - Wha...? 205 00:09:01,383 --> 00:09:03,642 Okay, makeup kit, selfie stick. 206 00:09:03,730 --> 00:09:06,196 Oh, God, where’s the selfie stick charger? 207 00:09:06,284 --> 00:09:07,395 Honey, relax. 208 00:09:07,483 --> 00:09:09,939 The waterfall picture’s going to be fine. 209 00:09:10,042 --> 00:09:12,821 Fine? If this photo is just "fine," 210 00:09:12,909 --> 00:09:14,229 we’re getting a divorce. 211 00:09:14,317 --> 00:09:16,768 ..Okay, okay, that crossed the line, 212 00:09:16,856 --> 00:09:19,260 but this is a once-in-a-lifetime trip 213 00:09:19,348 --> 00:09:22,401 and our only shot at a perfect moment. 214 00:09:22,489 --> 00:09:26,549 I get it... you’re mad about my awesome monkey party. 215 00:09:26,637 --> 00:09:29,211 But you wanted me to be nice to Patty’s girlfriend, 216 00:09:29,299 --> 00:09:31,143 and guess what. She’s cool. 217 00:09:31,231 --> 00:09:34,096 Just what you need, another drinking buddy. 218 00:09:34,440 --> 00:09:37,174 Just promise me you’ll behave for the rest of the trip. 219 00:09:37,262 --> 00:09:39,711 Okay, okay. I will stay f-a-a-r away 220 00:09:39,799 --> 00:09:41,758 from Patty’s fun Southern girlfriend. 221 00:09:41,846 --> 00:09:43,057 Or as she would say, 222 00:09:43,145 --> 00:09:45,727 "further away than a fat-cheeked boy 223 00:09:45,815 --> 00:09:48,243 from a porch full of grannies." 224 00:09:49,868 --> 00:09:52,012 Run, fat boy, run! 225 00:09:58,115 --> 00:09:59,513 Why are you freaking out? 226 00:09:59,601 --> 00:10:00,669 Shouldn’t you be in the jungle 227 00:10:00,757 --> 00:10:02,703 kissing a boa constrictor or something? 228 00:10:02,791 --> 00:10:05,806 This trip is so expensive, and Mom and Dad don’t care, 229 00:10:05,894 --> 00:10:07,753 so I’m practicing sleeping in a car 230 00:10:07,841 --> 00:10:10,820 for when we lose the house and have to sleep in our car! 231 00:10:10,915 --> 00:10:12,493 Well, Milhouse’s dad writes down 232 00:10:12,581 --> 00:10:13,743 how much money everyone owes 233 00:10:13,831 --> 00:10:16,136 in that book, so all we have to do is snag it, 234 00:10:16,224 --> 00:10:17,714 then show Mom and Dad the numbers. 235 00:10:17,802 --> 00:10:21,284 Yes! That’ll snap ’em out of their financial insanity. 236 00:10:22,392 --> 00:10:24,668 You up for a little breaking and entering? 237 00:10:24,756 --> 00:10:27,112 Break into a grown-up’s bedroom? 238 00:10:27,307 --> 00:10:29,121 Whoa, big move. 239 00:10:29,308 --> 00:10:32,095 Okay, we’ll do it when everyone’s on the hike. 240 00:10:32,183 --> 00:10:34,110 But how do we get rid of Milhouse? 241 00:10:34,198 --> 00:10:36,462 Not a problem. Milhouse already ditched me 242 00:10:36,550 --> 00:10:37,728 for Dr. Hibbert’s kid. 243 00:10:37,816 --> 00:10:39,886 His "vacation friend." 244 00:10:39,974 --> 00:10:43,128 Hey, JJ, do you still like Legos? 245 00:10:43,216 --> 00:10:45,756 -Uh... not really. -Me neither. 246 00:10:45,844 --> 00:10:47,659 Lego sucks! 247 00:10:48,773 --> 00:10:50,472 Hey, JJ, why don’t we put on 248 00:10:50,560 --> 00:10:52,745 a play for the grown-ups tonight? 249 00:10:52,934 --> 00:10:56,418 Ooh, sweetie, look, a "Flowers of Costa Rica" 250 00:10:56,505 --> 00:10:58,157 scavenger hunt. I wonder 251 00:10:58,245 --> 00:11:00,012 how many we can find together? 252 00:11:00,099 --> 00:11:01,933 Just braid, Daddy! 253 00:11:02,021 --> 00:11:05,033 I need to look super hot to win back Jimbo’s heart. 254 00:11:05,323 --> 00:11:07,042 Darling, you’re experiencing 255 00:11:07,130 --> 00:11:09,482 so many emotions for the first time. 256 00:11:09,570 --> 00:11:11,507 And that’s very healthy, but... 257 00:11:11,595 --> 00:11:14,093 He strayed because of you! 258 00:11:15,378 --> 00:11:19,003 Hey, JJ, one time my friend got a temporary tattoo 259 00:11:19,091 --> 00:11:21,628 but told his dad it was real. 260 00:11:22,363 --> 00:11:24,542 Okay, let’s steal that ledger. 261 00:11:24,630 --> 00:11:25,722 What’s that thing? 262 00:11:25,810 --> 00:11:27,847 Grappling hook made of Patty’s underwire bra 263 00:11:27,935 --> 00:11:29,464 and Dad’s bathing suit drawstring. 264 00:11:29,559 --> 00:11:30,901 Will it reach? 265 00:11:40,428 --> 00:11:44,636 This is so weird, being in another grown-up’s bedroom. 266 00:11:45,112 --> 00:11:46,519 Boy, you’re telling me. 267 00:11:46,607 --> 00:11:48,652 He doesn’t even work out. 268 00:11:48,764 --> 00:11:52,441 Uh, I don’t want to learn anything else about this family. 269 00:11:52,529 --> 00:11:54,003 It’s too late. 270 00:11:57,459 --> 00:11:59,339 All right, bottled water break. 271 00:11:59,427 --> 00:12:01,043 I can drink from the stream. 272 00:12:01,197 --> 00:12:05,261 After all these years, my gut biomis simpatico 273 00:12:05,349 --> 00:12:07,269 with the local bacteria. 274 00:12:09,839 --> 00:12:13,300 Ugh! Oh, God, there’s something moving inside me! 275 00:12:13,388 --> 00:12:15,565 Oh, look out! Oh, look out! 276 00:12:15,653 --> 00:12:18,167 Look out, I said look out! Look out! 277 00:12:18,317 --> 00:12:22,659 Oh God! No simpatico! No simpatico! 278 00:12:22,747 --> 00:12:25,566 Hey, Homer. You want a hit off this? 279 00:12:25,654 --> 00:12:29,501 Oh, Evelyn. You and I both love secret day drinking, 280 00:12:29,589 --> 00:12:31,799 but I promised Marge I’d have a bad time 281 00:12:31,887 --> 00:12:33,305 the rest of this vacation. 282 00:12:33,393 --> 00:12:36,620 I hear exactly what you’re saying. 283 00:12:37,548 --> 00:12:40,402 Mm-hmm? Mmm. 284 00:12:44,464 --> 00:12:45,589 Did you find the ledger? 285 00:12:45,677 --> 00:12:48,464 No, but take a look at this. 286 00:12:48,599 --> 00:12:50,745 These are stone spheres 287 00:12:50,833 --> 00:12:54,448 made by the extinct Diquis people of Costa Rica. 288 00:12:54,604 --> 00:12:58,385 No one knows what they were for, but they’re priceless artifacts. 289 00:12:58,479 --> 00:13:01,887 So what is Milhouse’s loser dad doing with them? 290 00:13:05,439 --> 00:13:08,245 Oh, I’m sorry, Kirk’s tum-tum. 291 00:13:09,109 --> 00:13:11,011 Daddy drank some ick-ick. 292 00:13:12,752 --> 00:13:14,236 Oh, the rumblies are coming. 293 00:13:14,324 --> 00:13:15,823 The rumblies are coming! 294 00:13:15,911 --> 00:13:17,784 They’re here! 295 00:13:20,846 --> 00:13:22,394 If we get this photo right, 296 00:13:22,482 --> 00:13:26,378 this multi-family vacation will be worth every penny. 297 00:13:27,722 --> 00:13:30,909 You’re so cute when you’re super controlling. 298 00:13:31,732 --> 00:13:33,277 You’ve been drinking. 299 00:13:33,365 --> 00:13:35,483 Well, maybe Evelyn added 300 00:13:35,571 --> 00:13:38,210 a little Southern charm to my water. 301 00:13:38,297 --> 00:13:41,243 That woman! She brings out the worst in you! 302 00:13:41,417 --> 00:13:42,737 Look! 303 00:13:42,825 --> 00:13:44,277 Oh, my God. 304 00:13:44,365 --> 00:13:45,542 It’s perfect. 305 00:13:45,630 --> 00:13:47,605 You look good, and I look better. 306 00:13:47,693 --> 00:13:49,648 Post it. Post it. 307 00:13:49,736 --> 00:13:51,206 Homer! 308 00:13:51,294 --> 00:13:55,141 Buddy, hi. Watch me do a Savannah Polecat Flip. 309 00:13:58,230 --> 00:14:00,263 No! 310 00:14:01,604 --> 00:14:03,210 Come back, camera fish! 311 00:14:03,297 --> 00:14:05,538 Oh! 312 00:14:13,472 --> 00:14:17,417 All I wanted was for my friends to be jealous of me. 313 00:14:17,770 --> 00:14:19,067 I hope you’re happy 314 00:14:19,155 --> 00:14:22,268 now that that bald gorilla has dragged my girlfriend down 315 00:14:22,356 --> 00:14:25,028 to his pathetic level. 316 00:14:27,842 --> 00:14:29,458 Patricia Maleficent Bouvier, 317 00:14:29,546 --> 00:14:32,548 I’ve put up with you criticizing my husband for years, 318 00:14:32,636 --> 00:14:33,879 and I’ve had it. 319 00:14:33,967 --> 00:14:35,348 Evelyn got Homer drunk. 320 00:14:35,436 --> 00:14:37,481 Evelyn ruined my dream photo. 321 00:14:37,592 --> 00:14:39,340 the bad influence. 322 00:14:39,428 --> 00:14:41,020 That’s ridiculous. 323 00:14:41,108 --> 00:14:43,945 She may be Southern, she may be a woman, 324 00:14:44,033 --> 00:14:46,550 but you’re dating a Homer. 325 00:14:49,552 --> 00:14:51,528 Oh, no. 326 00:14:52,528 --> 00:14:55,379 Mom, look what I found in the Van Houtens’ room! 327 00:14:55,467 --> 00:14:59,347 They are smuggling these artifacts home to sell! 328 00:15:00,711 --> 00:15:02,723 That’s how they can afford this vacation. 329 00:15:02,811 --> 00:15:03,973 But we can’t. 330 00:15:04,061 --> 00:15:05,974 And we’re gonna have to live in our car, 331 00:15:06,062 --> 00:15:08,285 and the seats in our car are sticky, 332 00:15:08,373 --> 00:15:10,434 even though they’re cloth! 333 00:15:10,684 --> 00:15:13,449 You’re... you’re so gross. 334 00:15:13,568 --> 00:15:15,051 It’s so gross. 335 00:15:15,879 --> 00:15:18,059 Salt... and pepper. 336 00:15:18,147 --> 00:15:20,169 These souvenirs were supposed to be 337 00:15:20,257 --> 00:15:23,335 our end-of-multi-family-vacation gift to you all. 338 00:15:23,590 --> 00:15:25,973 Way to spoil the surprise. 339 00:15:26,736 --> 00:15:28,668 Not very pura vida. 340 00:15:28,771 --> 00:15:31,057 Not very pura vida. at all. 341 00:15:32,458 --> 00:15:34,598 Stacy and I are finished. 342 00:15:34,686 --> 00:15:37,315 Shauna Chalmers, will you marry me? 343 00:15:37,403 --> 00:15:38,731 Oh, my God! 344 00:15:38,819 --> 00:15:40,371 Jimbo proposed! 345 00:15:40,459 --> 00:15:43,801 We are getting freaking married! 346 00:15:43,888 --> 00:15:46,168 - Ohh! - Ohh! - Ohh! - Ohh! - Ohh! 347 00:15:50,025 --> 00:15:52,012 Oh, you guys are slinking off early. 348 00:15:52,100 --> 00:15:55,607 Don’t you want to come ziplining and ruin the trip some more? 349 00:15:55,702 --> 00:15:57,351 Well, I would... 350 00:15:57,484 --> 00:16:00,628 like to agree with my wife that it’s better we leave. 351 00:16:00,739 --> 00:16:03,457 I’ll give you the final bill now so we can settle up. 352 00:16:03,575 --> 00:16:06,192 No discount for leaving early either. Huh! 353 00:16:06,276 --> 00:16:08,276 I maybe... pura vida 354 00:16:08,364 --> 00:16:10,827 now but, uh, I’m not a sucker. 355 00:16:12,472 --> 00:16:13,489 Lisa was right. 356 00:16:13,600 --> 00:16:15,949 We really couldn’t afford this trip. 357 00:16:19,918 --> 00:16:22,660 Ooh, that’s a big number. 358 00:16:33,373 --> 00:16:35,705 How’s Patty? I haven’t seen her. 359 00:16:35,793 --> 00:16:37,004 I don’t know what happened. 360 00:16:37,092 --> 00:16:39,234 She... broke up with me. 361 00:16:40,738 --> 00:16:41,849 Yeesh. 362 00:16:41,937 --> 00:16:43,355 I know you feel bad, Mom, 363 00:16:43,443 --> 00:16:45,707 But the lady is a Homer. 364 00:16:48,684 --> 00:16:51,243 Mmm. 365 00:16:51,330 --> 00:16:53,223 Oh, all that money, 366 00:16:53,311 --> 00:16:55,224 and we didn’t even get the picture. 367 00:16:55,739 --> 00:16:57,192 Look at this. 368 00:16:57,280 --> 00:16:59,512 Mr. Van Houten even charged us 369 00:16:59,600 --> 00:17:01,934 for those salt and pepper shakers. 370 00:17:02,022 --> 00:17:03,801 He said those were a gift. 371 00:17:03,889 --> 00:17:05,802 And he didn’t even give them to us. 372 00:17:05,890 --> 00:17:08,308 Then we’re not leaving without them. 373 00:17:17,785 --> 00:17:21,356 Oh, so that explains it. 374 00:17:24,789 --> 00:17:26,801 Gotcha. 375 00:17:27,137 --> 00:17:30,090 Can’t you let us even zipline in peace? 376 00:17:30,178 --> 00:17:32,957 Look what we found hidden in your bedroom. 377 00:17:33,045 --> 00:17:36,925 This is a portrait of explorer Kirkedemious Van Houten, 378 00:17:37,013 --> 00:17:40,421 who settled this area for a Dutch cracker-trading company, 379 00:17:40,509 --> 00:17:45,192 and he built this house, which your family still owns. 380 00:17:45,280 --> 00:17:47,981 You’re charging us thousands of dollars in rent 381 00:17:48,069 --> 00:17:49,883 for a house you get for free. 382 00:17:49,971 --> 00:17:52,082 The Van Houtens are cheating all of us, 383 00:17:52,170 --> 00:17:55,083 So, we... vacation. 384 00:17:55,171 --> 00:17:57,589 -I’m stunned. -I’m shocked. 385 00:17:57,677 --> 00:17:58,824 I’m Shauna. 386 00:17:58,912 --> 00:18:02,160 I’m just as surprised as any of you. 387 00:18:02,248 --> 00:18:04,348 Oh, what?! Come on! 388 00:18:04,436 --> 00:18:06,382 This scam was her idea. 389 00:18:06,523 --> 00:18:09,223 And this year she even charged you more 390 00:18:09,326 --> 00:18:11,348 so we could pay for our "intimacy coach." 391 00:18:11,436 --> 00:18:14,217 I mean, how many things can you do with a feather? 392 00:18:14,321 --> 00:18:15,598 Ooh. 393 00:18:15,686 --> 00:18:17,236 Oh, easy, guys, easy. 394 00:18:17,324 --> 00:18:20,874 Everyone try to remain pura vida Huh? 395 00:18:20,962 --> 00:18:23,341 I'm gonna pura vida my foot in your ass 396 00:18:23,429 --> 00:18:25,396 if you don’t give me back my money. 397 00:18:26,482 --> 00:18:27,864 He’s zipping away! 398 00:18:27,952 --> 00:18:30,934 Stop him before he endorses those checks! 399 00:18:32,835 --> 00:18:35,209 So, you and Evelyn broke up? 400 00:18:35,297 --> 00:18:36,903 I thought you really liked her. 401 00:18:36,991 --> 00:18:40,681 I did, but now all I see is Homer, thanks to you. 402 00:18:40,769 --> 00:18:43,051 Patty! Come back! 403 00:18:43,139 --> 00:18:46,660 I can’t! Because I’m on a zipline... 404 00:18:47,363 --> 00:18:48,847 Ooh. 405 00:18:48,934 --> 00:18:53,092 Patty, I’m sorry I upset you, but Evelyn is your Homer, 406 00:18:53,180 --> 00:18:56,384 and no one else will ever understand why you love her, 407 00:18:56,472 --> 00:18:57,584 except for you. 408 00:18:57,672 --> 00:19:00,467 But there’s one huge difference between them. 409 00:19:05,849 --> 00:19:06,828 I’m listening. 410 00:19:07,024 --> 00:19:08,670 Evelyn loves you, 411 00:19:08,758 --> 00:19:12,407 and Homer hates you more than anything in the world. 412 00:19:12,698 --> 00:19:14,469 Even more than he hates Selma? 413 00:19:14,557 --> 00:19:16,130 He feels sorry for Selma, 414 00:19:16,218 --> 00:19:18,295 because she has to live with you. 415 00:19:18,383 --> 00:19:20,124 Hold on, Evelyn! 416 00:19:20,212 --> 00:19:22,186 I’m coming! 417 00:19:24,147 --> 00:19:25,459 Go ahead, take your money. 418 00:19:25,551 --> 00:19:27,954 Take away a man’s only source of income. 419 00:19:28,042 --> 00:19:29,663 No, it’s real classy. 420 00:19:30,008 --> 00:19:32,420 We just got a free vacation. 421 00:19:32,508 --> 00:19:34,436 - Hooray! - Hooray! - Hooray! - Hooray! 422 00:19:34,537 --> 00:19:37,538 Now let’s charter a helicopter back to the waterfall 423 00:19:37,626 --> 00:19:40,405 to get your mom’s precious picture. 424 00:19:41,700 --> 00:19:44,444 No, no, no. It’s okay. 425 00:19:44,532 --> 00:19:47,256 Vacations aren’t about the perfect photo. 426 00:19:47,404 --> 00:19:51,142 It’s about being in the moment and billing your vida. 427 00:19:51,361 --> 00:19:52,952 Mwah! 428 00:19:54,288 --> 00:19:57,678 They’re as cute as two bugs in a rug. 429 00:19:59,030 --> 00:20:00,231 Aw. 430 00:20:09,972 --> 00:20:11,578 Honey, I just want you to know 431 00:20:11,717 --> 00:20:13,842 that Jimbo Jones is a fine young man, 432 00:20:13,930 --> 00:20:16,648 and I’m very happy for you two to be married. 433 00:20:16,736 --> 00:20:18,655 -Truly. -Yeah... 434 00:20:18,743 --> 00:20:21,905 Jimbo’s parents freaked out and canceled the wedding. 435 00:20:21,993 --> 00:20:23,014 Whatever. 436 00:20:23,102 --> 00:20:25,092 I’m glad somebody setting limits. 437 00:20:25,198 --> 00:20:26,707 You know, pumpkin, I’m doing my best. 438 00:20:26,795 --> 00:20:27,975 Do you understand that? 439 00:20:28,063 --> 00:20:30,840 That as a single father, it’s not always so easy 440 00:20:30,941 --> 00:20:33,569 to balance guidance with respect for your... 441 00:20:33,657 --> 00:20:38,202 Yeah...ah... 442 00:20:38,358 --> 00:20:41,311 Yeah, now we’re connecting, huh? 443 00:20:43,647 --> 00:20:46,621 Sync & corrections by srjanapala 444 00:20:49,203 --> 00:20:51,655 Why can’t we just leave? 445 00:20:51,743 --> 00:20:54,526 ’Cause we have to clean up before Uncle Pete gets here, 446 00:20:54,614 --> 00:20:56,658 or we’ll lose our week next year. 447 00:21:02,801 --> 00:21:05,207 Hey, hey, this stuff is expensive! 448 00:21:05,342 --> 00:21:06,701 ¿Comprende? 449 00:21:10,966 --> 00:21:11,995 Uh-oh. 450 00:21:12,088 --> 00:21:13,314 - Uh-oh. - Uh-oh. - Uh-oh. - Uh-oh. 451 00:21:13,402 --> 00:21:14,404 No, amigos, no, no. 452 00:21:14,492 --> 00:21:15,519 No, pura vida! 453 00:21:15,607 --> 00:21:16,980 Pura vida! 454 00:21:17,612 --> 00:21:20,027 No! No, bueno! Huh! 455 00:21:30,162 --> 00:21:31,553 Shh!