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♪ ♪

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[GRUNTS]

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[TIRES SCREECH]

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D'oh!

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[GRUNTS]

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[BELL CLANGING]

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♪ ♪

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- No electricity.
- D'oh!

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- Sync and corrections by ByDem -
- www.addic7ed.com -

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[THUNDER RUMBLING]

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Hardest test in the world?
Who'd want to do that?

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[LAUGHS EXCITEDLY]

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[SIGHS]

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Oh, hey, Bart. What you doing?

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They say this one single test

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can tell if you're a genius or not.

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Huh. Looks pretty simple to me.

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It says only one out of every 400 people

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has the "spatial reasoning"
to solve this maze.

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Elon Musk and Angela Merkel
both got perfect scores.

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[PRONOUNCING CORRECTLY]: Angela. Angela.

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Oh, if you're so smart,
let's see you solve the maze.

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Let me at it!

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[RELAXING CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING]

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Okay, got through the first one.

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Next one's a little harder.
Just gonna focus.

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- [ZOMBIE ROARS]
- [LISA SCREAMS]

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[LISA GRUMBLING]

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[LAUGHS] You passed the test, genius.

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Epic sister fail!

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You better not post that!

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And... post. [LAUGHS]

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[GROANS] You scared me<i> and</i>
denied me a genius test! Ooh!

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Well, when you got
an opportunity to prank,

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you gotta take it.

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Gotta take it.

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- [PHONE CHIMING]
- And the likes are pouring in.

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Whoa! Sideshow Mel retweeted it
to all his boneheads.

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[POUNDING ON DOOR]

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KRUSTY: Are you almost done?

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You have your office. This is mine!

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[PHONE CHIMING]

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[LAUGHS]

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I don't know how, I don't know when,

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but I super know why I'll get
revenge on you, Bart Simpson.

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Will you be wearing my
underpants when that happens?

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- Ew! [SCREAMING]
- And post.

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Post. Post. Post.

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Unpost! Unpost!

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- And post.
- [GROANS]

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[ORGAN PLAYING "CHARGE" OVER TV]

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[MARGE HUMMING]

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HOMER/MARGE/BART/LISA:
<i>The Internet is down!</i>

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I don't know the score.

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I don't even remember who's playing.

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[STAMMERS]

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Okay, no Internet.

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We can do what we did in the olden days,

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when I was a child. [CHUCKLES]

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You better not be suggesting
a board game.

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I'm not playing anything
with you ever again.

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Okay, fine. No board games.

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HOMER: Dumb. Useless.

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Piece missing.

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So flammable.

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Okay, look, the TV still works,

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and I know we've seen
all our DVDs a hundred times,

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so this could be
the perfect time to break out...

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Daddy's VHS collection.

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Classic moments from a time
when people used to

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tape the shows they loved,
then never watch the tape again.

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<i>"Family Matters"?</i>

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It certainly does.

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<i>"The Tracey Ullman Show"?</i>

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[IMITATES WALTER MATTHAU]:
Well, I've had my fill.

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<i>"Saved by the Bell"?</i>

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The hit show
that launched no one's career.

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Now for the simple task
of hooking up the VCR.

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Okay, I need to connect magenta
to magenta, set the tracking.

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Marge, did I record these
in long play or extended play?

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- What's the difference?
- Long is shorter.

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Gross! The remote has a cord on it.

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My first remote.

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Coincidentally, the same time I got fat.

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[VCR WHIRRING]

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[GASPS] What is that noise?

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It's rewinding.

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Listen to it speed up as it gets closer.

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[WHIRRING SPEEDS UP, CLICKS, STOPS]

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ALL: Ooh!

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Well, that was fun. Good night.

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No, now we play it.

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[ALPENHORN BLOWS]

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♪ Ri-cola! ♪

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I used to love that commercial.

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Remember when I went as the horn
for Halloween?

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♪ Ri-cola! ♪

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[IMITATES ALPENHORN]

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[HOMER AND MARGE LAUGH]

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[THUNDER RUMBLING]

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♪ Let's get physical, physical ♪

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♪ I want to get physical... ♪

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[BART AND LISA GRUNTING]

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No worries.

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We just have to find a VCR repair store.

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I'll look online, which I can't
because there's no Internet!

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Damn it! Lisa, solve this.

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I've solved enough puzzles today.

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[BLOWS RASPBERRIES]

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- [HUMMING]
- [ORGAN MUSIC PLAYING]

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Well, Flanders' network is working.

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Maybe we could ask him for the password.

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You can't just ask someone
for their password. That's rude.

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Come on, boy,
let's go borrow his router.

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How come all our father-son
activities involve

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getting a TV back on?

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What about the time I watched
you get out of that thing?

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- You mean when I was born?
- That was fun.

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[THUNDER RUMBLING]

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If I die before I wake,

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I pray the Lord my soul to take. Amen.

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That's right, boys.

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Think about your possible deaths
as you go to sleep.

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Now let's look at my plans.

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[MUFFLED TALKING]

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[CREAKING]

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Who's this ladder made for, babies?

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D'oh!

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- You'll have to climb it, boy.
- I'm a little scared.

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Scared? What do we give you
those meds for?

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So you can do less parenting?

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[CHUCKLES] Babysitter in a bottle.

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Now, climb the ladder.

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[HEAVENLY CHOIR SINGS]

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So beautiful.

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Almost there. You just need
to go up the last rung.

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That's not a rung, it's the top.

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- The top is a rung.
- No, it's not!

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- Let me check on Google.
- We don't have Internet!

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Maybe if I keep refreshing,
it'll come back.

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Refresh. Refresh. Refresh.

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Refresh. Refresh. Refresh.

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Oh, this is pointless.

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Refresh. Refresh. Refresh.

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Ooh! No.

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Refresh. Refresh. Refresh.

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[WHIMPERING]

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MARGE [IN DISTANCE]:
You guys need jackets!

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No, we're fine! D'oh!

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MARGE: The Internet's back on!

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[BELL RINGING, CIRCUS MUSIC PLAYING]

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Hmm.

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Doctor, is he gonna be all right?

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Millions of volts
coursed through his body.

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But it was the amps
that really messed with him.

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But he should be fine.
According to his chart,

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Bart's had more comas
than he's had hot breakfasts.

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Well, I can't cook <i>every</i> morning.

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Until he recovers, just talk to him.

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Lightning victims are
highly suggestible.

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Your kind words could turn
his coma into a trip to Hawaii,

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or a golf excursion to St. Andrews,

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which is where I'm heading now. [LAUGHS]

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[MARGE GRUMBLES]

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[LISA WHIMPERS]

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Well, when you got
an opportunity to prank,

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you gotta take it.

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Gotta take it.

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But you're in a coma.

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[CLUCKING LIKE A CHICKEN]

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Fine, I'll get revenge.

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[QUIETLY]: You're gonna see
dragons with pools of blood.

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Oh, right, you like that.

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Okay, scratch the dragons.

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You're gonna see the one thing
everyone's afraid of: death.

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And dead people. That's right, buddy.

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[CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING]

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SINGERS [ITCHY & SCRATCHY
THEME]: ♪ Right and left ♪

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♪ And right and right and left ♪

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♪ Left, left, left,
right, right, right ♪

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♪ It's Bart's unconscious brain! ♪

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Okay, Bart, your nightmare begins.

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[IMITATES THUNDER]

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[THUNDER RUMBLING]

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[GASPS]: Whoa! What happened?

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How long was I out?

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[DOOR CREAKS]

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[GASPS] Maude Flanders!
I thought you were dead!

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I am.

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[EERIE HOWLING]

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[SCREAMS]

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Sweetie, we're gonna get
something to eat.

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- You want to come?
- I'd rather stay with Bart.

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In fact, I'd like to stay
with him all night.

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- Such a sweet girl.
- So sweet.

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[BART GROANS]

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Aw, someone's not happy.

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You know, that sign
should be unnecessary.

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- I'd better cheer him up.
- [PHONE CHIMES]

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[SHOUTS] I'm going to add to your dream

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the worst thing I can imagine!

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Let me see. Let me see.

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Wazzup...?!

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Milhouse.

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♪ ♪

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What's going on, Bart?

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Are you into God now? I always was.

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Look at those abs.

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The secret is less loaves, more fishes.

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I don't believe in some dopey religion.

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This is to keep out ghosts.

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Oh, this looks just like
my first apartment with Ned.

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I'm never leaving!

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Milhouse, have you ever been haunted?

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Once, my hamster died
and then came back.

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Actually, my parents bought a new one

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and thought I wouldn't know.

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Then my dad's check bounced,
and they repo'd the hamster.

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You've got to talk to me, Bart.

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Leave me alone. Leave me alone!

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The power of Homer's socks compels you!

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[MAUDE SCREAMS]

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Maybe you could use this, my therapist.

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If you see him, can you give him this?

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Don't tell him
I forgot to bring it back.

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He'll say I kept it to get attention.

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I don't need attention, Dr. Sam!

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I knew it was Milhouse. I knew it!

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What's on your mind, son?

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I'm scared to say.
You'll toss me in the loony bin.

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[CHUCKLES] Bart, these days,
there are no more loony bins.

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All those people are on the streets.

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- So how can I help you?
- I've been talking to a ghost.

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I know, you think I'm
the nuttiest kid you've seen.

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Oh, please, I can't tell you
what a relief it is

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to not be talking to Milhouse.

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Are you allowed to say stuff like that?

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No, but screw it.

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[IMITATING MILHOUSE]: "My mom found

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my dad's other cell phone, boo-hoo."

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[BOTH LAUGH]

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So you don't think I'm crazy?

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No. Take a look behind the couch.

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[GASPS]

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You're dead, too?

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Yeah, I killed myself five
minutes before you got here.

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Why would you kill yourself?

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Oh, I want my patients to think
it's all their fault. [LAUGHS]

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Oh, if you'd been on time,
you might've saved my life,

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but, you know, whatever.

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[GROANS] Why is this happening to me?

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I don't know, but you have a gift!

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You can see the dead, Bart.

254
00:11:27,350 --> 00:11:29,080
Why am I waiting for a bus?

255
00:11:29,160 --> 00:11:31,190
I can appear and disappear
whenever I want.

256
00:11:31,220 --> 00:11:33,220
And it's late.

257
00:11:35,560 --> 00:11:37,590
Eh, that's far enough.

258
00:11:37,660 --> 00:11:40,760
And, Bart, you can
help us ghosts move on to

259
00:11:40,830 --> 00:11:42,630
what comes next.

260
00:11:42,670 --> 00:11:44,530
By telling your family you love them?

261
00:11:44,600 --> 00:11:46,700
Uh, which family?
I've led a complicated life.

262
00:11:46,770 --> 00:11:49,960
No, to move on, I need you
to get revenge on Dr. Morton,

263
00:11:50,080 --> 00:11:51,310
with whom I share the office.

264
00:11:51,380 --> 00:11:52,780
What have you got against him?

265
00:11:52,840 --> 00:11:55,910
He won't shut up about his Tesla.

266
00:11:58,720 --> 00:12:02,020
Yes, yes, just as smart
as I always thought I...

267
00:12:02,060 --> 00:12:05,020
- [ZOMBIE ROARS]
- [SCREAMS]

268
00:12:05,060 --> 00:12:07,490
Thank you, Bart. Now I can move on.

269
00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:09,830
Uh-oh.

270
00:12:09,900 --> 00:12:13,020
Wow, helping him felt really good.

271
00:12:13,100 --> 00:12:16,330
- Help us, Bart.
- Help us.

272
00:12:16,400 --> 00:12:18,640
Settle our beefs.

273
00:12:18,700 --> 00:12:20,740
Beefs!

274
00:12:20,810 --> 00:12:24,370
♪ Please help me get vengeance
against all jet engines ♪

275
00:12:24,440 --> 00:12:27,340
♪ And then I will go to hell. ♪

276
00:12:27,410 --> 00:12:29,980
Didn't anybody finish
their business before dying?

277
00:12:30,050 --> 00:12:32,050
All I want to do is return this hatchet.

278
00:12:32,120 --> 00:12:33,550
[SIGHS] Fine.

279
00:12:33,620 --> 00:12:35,590
Okay, I want you
to whack Johnny Tightlips,

280
00:12:35,650 --> 00:12:38,720
ice Fat Tony and put a hit
on Joey Doublecross.

281
00:12:38,790 --> 00:12:40,890
Who would've figured he'd rat me out?

282
00:12:43,730 --> 00:12:45,130
Ow!

283
00:12:49,770 --> 00:12:51,740
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Next.

284
00:13:10,490 --> 00:13:12,520
You can't keep ignoring me!

285
00:13:12,590 --> 00:13:14,260
[BART GROANING]

286
00:13:14,330 --> 00:13:18,680
Um, Doctor, shouldn't he have
woken up by now?

287
00:13:18,700 --> 00:13:20,230
Yes, he should.

288
00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:23,300
Unless someone's been
telling him bad things.

289
00:13:23,370 --> 00:13:25,820
- What do you mean?
- Anything negative someone says

290
00:13:25,880 --> 00:13:28,000
could do permanent damage
to his brain function.

291
00:13:28,020 --> 00:13:29,440
It could even kill him.

292
00:13:29,510 --> 00:13:31,370
But you said he'd be fine!

293
00:13:31,440 --> 00:13:33,110
I said he'd be fine if you told him

294
00:13:33,180 --> 00:13:35,310
he was at a dolphin encounter on Maui.

295
00:13:35,380 --> 00:13:39,380
But those dolphins aren't fine!
They try to kill themselves!

296
00:13:39,450 --> 00:13:41,740
I said he'd be fine, not the dolphins.

297
00:13:42,490 --> 00:13:44,050
Oh. Oh, no. Oh.

298
00:13:44,120 --> 00:13:46,720
Bart! Bart. I'm sorry.

299
00:13:46,790 --> 00:13:49,760
I'm so sorry.
I'll watch everything I say.

300
00:13:49,830 --> 00:13:52,730
[GROANS] I had to walk
nine blocks to get this.

301
00:13:52,800 --> 00:13:55,070
- I am dead.
- [BART SHOUTS]

302
00:13:55,130 --> 00:13:57,340
- Dad, no!
- Nine blocks.

303
00:13:57,440 --> 00:13:59,270
I am dead.

304
00:13:59,340 --> 00:14:02,140
Dead, dead. Dead, dead, dead.

305
00:14:02,210 --> 00:14:03,940
[LISA GASPS]

306
00:14:04,010 --> 00:14:06,340
Ugh, finally, you get to me.

307
00:14:06,410 --> 00:14:08,780
Yeah, yeah, what's<i> your</i>
unfinished business?

308
00:14:08,850 --> 00:14:12,920
Revenge, against the man
who caused my death.

309
00:14:12,950 --> 00:14:16,290
[SINGSONGY]:
Hey, T-shirt, T-shirt, T-shirt!

310
00:14:16,350 --> 00:14:18,120
Fire!

311
00:14:18,820 --> 00:14:20,620
Ooh, a bobby pin!

312
00:14:20,690 --> 00:14:22,830
[SCREAMS]

313
00:14:22,890 --> 00:14:24,790
- [BODY THUDS]
- [GASPS]

314
00:14:24,830 --> 00:14:27,680
You mean the guy
who invented the T-shirt guns?

315
00:14:27,760 --> 00:14:30,019
- No.
- The guys who built the stadium

316
00:14:30,020 --> 00:14:32,500
- with a really low back wall?
- No.

317
00:14:32,540 --> 00:14:34,400
You, for standing up?

318
00:14:34,470 --> 00:14:37,640
No, your father,
your stupid, stupid father!

319
00:14:37,710 --> 00:14:40,880
You know, some people grow
when they die. Not you.

320
00:14:40,950 --> 00:14:43,150
See you, guys.

321
00:14:43,220 --> 00:14:46,450
That was fun, getting every
answer in<i> Jeopardy!</i> wrong.

322
00:14:46,520 --> 00:14:50,750
Hmm, all that saying good-bye
really made me thirsty.

323
00:14:50,820 --> 00:14:52,820
Mmm. Hmm?

324
00:14:52,860 --> 00:14:54,560
NELSON: Maude Flanders says hello.

325
00:14:54,630 --> 00:14:57,060
Hello. [GRUNTING]

326
00:15:01,570 --> 00:15:03,270
Let's move!

327
00:15:03,340 --> 00:15:07,540
Oh, thank you, Bart.
I'm finally at peace.

328
00:15:07,610 --> 00:15:08,970
You know, Ned remarried.

329
00:15:09,040 --> 00:15:11,670
He what?!

330
00:15:11,740 --> 00:15:14,620
[SIGHS] Well, that's it.
All the ghosts have been helped.

331
00:15:14,680 --> 00:15:15,850
Except one.

332
00:15:15,910 --> 00:15:18,140
Dad, you weren't supposed to die.

333
00:15:18,240 --> 00:15:20,320
It was, it was just
supposed to scare you.

334
00:15:20,350 --> 00:15:21,380
Oh, don't worry.

335
00:15:21,420 --> 00:15:23,590
Patricide is just a part of life.

336
00:15:23,660 --> 00:15:27,600
Ooh, your vocabulary
really goes up when you die.

337
00:15:29,800 --> 00:15:34,060
- Dad, I'm so sorry I killed you.
- It's cool, I feel no pain.

338
00:15:34,270 --> 00:15:35,600
[SHOUTS]

339
00:15:35,670 --> 00:15:37,450
Ooh, I was wrong.

340
00:15:37,640 --> 00:15:39,570
It feels worse than in life.

341
00:15:39,640 --> 00:15:41,640
Get away, you stupid cat!

342
00:15:41,710 --> 00:15:43,880
- [GRUNTS] D'oh!
- [CAT YOWLS]

343
00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:46,300
Oh, I can't believe you're dead.

344
00:15:46,380 --> 00:15:47,900
But at least I can still see you,

345
00:15:47,970 --> 00:15:50,630
while I help you
with<i> your</i> unfinished business.

346
00:15:50,700 --> 00:15:52,570
Well, I wanted to lose some weight,

347
00:15:52,640 --> 00:15:54,970
but I'm light as a feather now.

348
00:15:57,210 --> 00:16:01,110
All that's left is for me
to go into the light.

349
00:16:01,180 --> 00:16:03,110
[HEAVENLY CHOIR SINGING]

350
00:16:03,180 --> 00:16:04,880
You know how much you hate walking.

351
00:16:04,950 --> 00:16:06,050
Stay with me.

352
00:16:06,080 --> 00:16:08,820
Stay with me, Bart. Stay with me.

353
00:16:10,190 --> 00:16:12,660
Oh, Homie. It's not your fault.

354
00:16:12,720 --> 00:16:14,959
You were doomed when
they started putting cheese

355
00:16:14,960 --> 00:16:16,390
into pizza crust.

356
00:16:16,460 --> 00:16:19,860
What's next, plugging
Swiss cheese with cookie dough?

357
00:16:19,930 --> 00:16:22,230
Peanut butter and hot dogs?

358
00:16:22,300 --> 00:16:24,630
Why isn't anyone
writing these things down?

359
00:16:24,700 --> 00:16:27,400
[CRYING]

360
00:16:27,470 --> 00:16:31,140
I can't watch this.
I'm gonna go check in on Moe's.

361
00:16:33,580 --> 00:16:36,110
I don't know what's wrong.
I served them lager.

362
00:16:36,150 --> 00:16:37,280
Uh-oh.

363
00:16:37,350 --> 00:16:38,480
I should go, son.

364
00:16:38,550 --> 00:16:40,450
I leave this world without a care,

365
00:16:40,520 --> 00:16:45,390
knowing I raised two great kids,
plus the one who murdered me.

366
00:16:45,460 --> 00:16:47,760
[MONITOR BEEPS RAPIDLY, FLATLINES]

367
00:16:47,830 --> 00:16:50,290
No, Bart, you have to stay with me!

368
00:16:50,360 --> 00:16:52,030
[HEAVENLY CHOIR SINGING]

369
00:16:52,100 --> 00:16:54,360
No, Dad, you have to stay with me!

370
00:16:54,430 --> 00:16:56,200
No, my time has come.

371
00:16:56,270 --> 00:16:59,600
Man was not meant to live
beyond the age of 39.

372
00:16:59,670 --> 00:17:00,840
You have to stay.

373
00:17:00,870 --> 00:17:02,810
If you leave,
Mom will marry someone else.

374
00:17:02,870 --> 00:17:04,170
I want her to be happy.

375
00:17:04,240 --> 00:17:06,140
And someone else will raise your kids!

376
00:17:06,180 --> 00:17:07,680
[LAUGHS] Sucker.

377
00:17:07,750 --> 00:17:10,150
And someone else will ride your mower.

378
00:17:10,220 --> 00:17:12,150
That bastard!

379
00:17:12,220 --> 00:17:15,180
Still, it's time for me to move on.

380
00:17:18,160 --> 00:17:21,590
Oh, my God. It's so beautiful!

381
00:17:21,660 --> 00:17:22,860
[BART GASPING]

382
00:17:27,600 --> 00:17:29,030
[GLASS SHATTERS]

383
00:17:29,070 --> 00:17:31,070
[SCREAMING]

384
00:17:32,770 --> 00:17:34,340
[LAUGHS]: Dad!

385
00:17:34,410 --> 00:17:39,310
Why you little life-saving,
heaven can waiting...!

386
00:17:39,380 --> 00:17:43,150
Bart, I'm so sorry
if I was ever mean to you,

387
00:17:43,210 --> 00:17:47,480
because even though
you started it, you...

388
00:17:47,550 --> 00:17:50,320
Sorry, sorry, I'm past that.

389
00:17:50,390 --> 00:17:52,720
[CRYING]

390
00:17:52,790 --> 00:17:57,730
I love you, and I want you back,
Bart Simpson.

391
00:17:57,800 --> 00:17:59,330
[CRYING]

392
00:17:59,400 --> 00:18:01,730
BART [WEAKLY]: Lisa?

393
00:18:01,800 --> 00:18:03,830
Ah! He's awake!

394
00:18:03,870 --> 00:18:06,340
- Thank God.
- Lisa?

395
00:18:06,400 --> 00:18:09,870
Have you been by my side
this whole time?

396
00:18:09,940 --> 00:18:11,440
I have.

397
00:18:11,510 --> 00:18:14,270
Were you putting
those bad dreams in my head?

398
00:18:14,280 --> 00:18:15,280
Yes.

399
00:18:15,350 --> 00:18:17,679
- Can you teach me how to do it?
- I guess.

400
00:18:17,680 --> 00:18:19,350
And can you help me put Dad in a coma?

401
00:18:19,380 --> 00:18:20,680
No.

402
00:18:20,750 --> 00:18:23,190
[CHEWING, MOANING]

403
00:18:23,250 --> 00:18:25,020
Oh, man, this is great.

404
00:18:25,090 --> 00:18:27,490
But how do I know
this isn't a dream, too?

405
00:18:27,560 --> 00:18:29,690
Because you're not wearing the sweater.

406
00:18:29,760 --> 00:18:31,930
Oh, yeah, of course.

407
00:18:31,960 --> 00:18:33,900
Wait a minute.

408
00:18:33,930 --> 00:18:36,270
How did he know about the sweater?

409
00:18:36,330 --> 00:18:38,700
[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]

410
00:18:42,890 --> 00:18:45,490
Bart, did you see anything else
when you were under?

411
00:18:45,580 --> 00:18:46,850
Just how we're all gonna die.

412
00:18:46,920 --> 00:18:49,040
- Want me to tell you?
- Not really.

413
00:18:49,090 --> 00:18:50,450
Well, I'm gonna tell you anyway.

414
00:18:50,520 --> 00:18:51,860
♪ Ouch ♪

415
00:18:51,920 --> 00:18:55,990
♪ I have lost myself again ♪

416
00:18:58,140 --> 00:19:03,230
♪ Lost myself and I am nowhere... ♪

417
00:19:03,300 --> 00:19:06,370
I knew it was a sandwich.

418
00:19:06,410 --> 00:19:08,270
♪ Yeah... ♪

419
00:19:08,340 --> 00:19:10,310
[COUGHING]

420
00:19:10,380 --> 00:19:11,380
[GROANS]

421
00:19:13,880 --> 00:19:17,950
♪ Lost myself again ♪

422
00:19:18,020 --> 00:19:22,520
♪ And I feel unsafe ♪

423
00:19:22,590 --> 00:19:25,220
♪ Be my friend ♪

424
00:19:28,630 --> 00:19:31,590
♪ Hold me ♪

425
00:19:31,630 --> 00:19:34,430
♪ Wrap me up ♪

426
00:19:36,470 --> 00:19:37,930
♪ Unfold me ♪

427
00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:39,680
[LAUGHS]

428
00:19:39,740 --> 00:19:44,510
♪ I am small ♪

429
00:19:44,580 --> 00:19:46,240
♪ I'm needy... ♪

430
00:19:46,310 --> 00:19:48,040
Oh, my God!

431
00:19:48,110 --> 00:19:52,420
Now I realize, this has
all been a waste of time.

432
00:19:52,480 --> 00:19:55,420
♪ And breathe me ♪

433
00:19:55,490 --> 00:19:57,020
♪ Be my friend ♪

434
00:20:01,030 --> 00:20:04,360
♪ Hold me, wrap me up ♪

435
00:20:04,430 --> 00:20:06,530
Now<i> I'm</i> the evil king.

436
00:20:08,130 --> 00:20:11,300
♪ Unfold me ♪

437
00:20:11,370 --> 00:20:16,510
♪ I am small ♪

438
00:20:16,580 --> 00:20:19,010
♪ I'm needy ♪

439
00:20:19,080 --> 00:20:24,850
♪ Warm me up ♪

440
00:20:24,920 --> 00:20:31,390
♪ And breathe me. ♪

441
00:20:31,450 --> 00:20:37,850
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