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(Homer grunts)

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Bring up the couch.

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(grunting)

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(sighs)

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(clinking)

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I'm a return!

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(exclaims)

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(school bell ringing)

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(Barney belches)

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(tires screech)

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D'oh!

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APP:
Turn left.

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You're the driver.

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(horns honking)

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MAN:
Watch it, ya jerk!

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APP:
Turn left. Don't look at me.

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Look at the road.

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Yes, dear.

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(tires screeching,
horns honking)

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In 50 feet ago,
U-turn without signaling.

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Oh...

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(tires screech)

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(horn honks)

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Turn left, into Garbage Alley.

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(engine revving,
tires screeching)

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(tires screech)

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Mmm.

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Uh, uh...

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Huh? What? Huh?

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What the hell do those mean?

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Can't stop,
I have to hit one of them.

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Man or dog?

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Oh, it's a Snoopy's Choice.

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(sighs)
I guess your days

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of eating out of the garbage
are over, Gil.

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Hey...
(yells)

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(moans)

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APP:
I was never here.

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I saw nothing.

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Now I do have to warn
you, if Gil sues,

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he'll end up with
everything you've got.

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But that's everything I got.

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Okay, kids, give me
your best worried looks.

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Ooh, that's good worry.

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And Maggie, when we visit Gil,

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you should think about your mom
and me disappearing forever

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any time we step behind a wall.

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Where am I?

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Where am I?

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(footsteps departing)

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No, seriously, where did I go?

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It's so dark in here.

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(shrieks)
Maggie!

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(pounding on wall)

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Ol' Gil,

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there must be something
we can do for you.

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Hmm? Hmm?

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Ah, there sure is, you can
let me scratch your husband.

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Sure, but why?

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Because you're
the lottery ticket

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I've been waiting
for all my life!

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Bam!

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Zing!
Before this goes
any further,

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can you just take one look
at our darling daughters?

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Mr. Gunderson? They don't let
saxophones in the I.C.U.,

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so I'll just tell you
the song I wrote for you.

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B-flat, C, D-flat...

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If memory serves,
you have a son.
...B-flat, C...

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Where's he at?
? Long G.?

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(imitates old woman): I'm here
to give Mr. Gunderson his shot.

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Boy, the "putting
him in a coma" idea

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was just dinner
table chatter.

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I did not sign off.

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You tapped your nose.

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I was scratching it.

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Well, I got to put
something in a coma.

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Why, you little...

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(moans)

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Well, I'll see you in court.
Zing!

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Ah, cha-cha-cha!

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Cha-cha-cha?

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That's hopeful.

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Cha-cha-ching!

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Oh.

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Your Honor, my client
had just turned his life around.

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His daughter recently bought
a washing machine

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and promised him the box
to live in.

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Do you think they'll send
Dad away forever?

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Oh, no, sweetie.

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They just want
all our money.

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(gasps) Will they send us
to live with other families?

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(horse neighs)

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Miss Simpson, from now on
you shall live with us,

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receiving musical instruction
from Mr. Adolphe Sax himself.

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(whoops)

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Adolphe. A name that
will only be associated

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with beautiful music.

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BART: We'll be free
to do whatever we want.

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A thousand bucks a kidney?

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Take them both.

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Hmm.

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BART:
Ay, caramba!

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(both sigh)

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Mr. Simpson,

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you deliberately ran your car

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into my paycheck...
I-I mean, my client.

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No, "paycheck" is better.

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What possible defense
could you have?

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I had no other choice.

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I didn't want to hit a dog.

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ALL:
Aw...

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A dog?
He saved a dog?

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He was gonna
save a dog.
Wow.

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People love dogs.

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This is our key
to winning this case.

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You're on my side, right?

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I am.

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(whoops)

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Now, go ahead, son.

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You tell us how
you got your dog.

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(in Cockney accent):
It was Christmas, sir.

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We saved him
and he saved us.

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Now we love the dog,

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and the dog gives us
all the love we could handle.

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Love.

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ALL:
Aw...

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Could the stenographer
read that last part back

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with sentimental music?

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(sentimental music playing)
(Cockney accent):
"The dog gives us all the love

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we could handle. Love."

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Does the defendant
ask this court

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to believe that in order
to avoid hitting a dog,

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it is acceptable
to hit a human--

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my client?

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It's looking good, Homie.
According to our consultant,

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the toughest nut to crack
is juror number six.

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Aw, good doggy.

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Ladies and gentlemen,
this man is a human being,

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just like you or me.

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Surely his life has more value

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than some creature that scoots
its buttocks along the ground.

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ALL:
Aw...

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Or-or gets
its head stuck

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in an empty
pickle jar.

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ALL:
Aw!

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Or walks on
a hot sidewalk

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in a way that suggests
it's dancing!

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ALL:
Aw!

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This is ridiculous.
I'm a human being here,

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not some dumb animal.

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What?
I never.

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Who are you
calling dumb?

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The dogs who sniff for bombs
at the airport?

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The St. Bernards who save lives
on the slopes of St. Moritz?

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Or this one?

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(playing "The Maple Leaf Rag")

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(all laughing)
(Gil moans)

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Now, I have a brief instruction
for the jury:

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"There's more sanctity
in a dog's loyalty

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than there is
in all your human laws."

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Ladies and gentlemen
of the jury, how...

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Not guilty.
(sighs)

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Case dismissed.

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We won! It's all
because of you, boy.

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Mwah.
CROWD:
Aw...

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Aw, I have never
been more glad

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that I didn't hit
you with my car,

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secretly bury you,
get another greyhound,

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paint it your exact coloring,
then realize it's a girl,

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stick on a fake wang, and
pretend that she's you

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for however long
dogs live.

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CROWD:
Aw...

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Take us to the dog park!

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(all cheering)

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I know I've been through a lot,

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but I always believed people
cared about a human being

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more than a dog.

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HOMER: Hold it,
I forgot my phone charger.

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(Gil screams)

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(sighs)

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(screams)

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HOMER: Oh, wait,
this isn't mine.

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(moans)

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It's now official:
a Springfield jury has decided

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that the life of this greyhound
is more valuable

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than the life of this
Greyhound station inhabitant.

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Look at me, I'm a big man.
A big man!

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Anybody got a quarter?

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Got to be a quarter,
not two dimes and a nickel.

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That ain't worth jack.

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What's your take on all
this, Anger Watkins?

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I'm angrier than a beehive
in a paint mixer.

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This is the craziest
legal decision

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ever made outside
of Arizona.

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What's next?
Cats get credit cards?

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Let a snail race
in the Indy 500?

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(whispers):
Like that stupid movie Turbo?

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I tried to inhale
nitrous oxide to get fast.

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I ended up naked
behind an appliance store!

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Lies!

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Lies! Lies!

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Oh, you're gonna get
ten walks a day, boy.

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(quietly): You can
even bite the mailman.

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(whines happily)

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There he is.

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America's number one
doggy daddy.

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Would you care to
do the honors?

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Would I!

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Uh, that's what I asked.

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Would you?

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(shutter clicks)

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You're the greatest man
I know one thing about!

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(cheering, horns honking)

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Look at all those voters.

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What is our current position
on dogs?

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We currently have
a city employee

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who rounds them up
and puts them to sleep.

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What? I can't believe
such a jerk

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would even be
elected dog catcher.

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From this point forth,
this town will be known

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as the dog-loving capital
of the world.

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That'll put Springfield
on the map.

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Yeah, why aren't we
on the map?

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I don't know. I made, like,
20 calls to Rand McNally.

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They don't even know
what state we're in.

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Thanks to these hastily-passed
untested pandering laws,

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Springfield is now the most
dog-friendly city in America.

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(crowd cheers)

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Er, uh, arf.

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??

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(gasps)

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Is there anything here
the dogs haven't gotten into?

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Just the dog food.

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Why are you shutting me down?

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You made a dog wait
for a teeth cleaning

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while you saved a
racehorse's life?

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And you call yourself
a veterinarian. Ha.

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And you know what
we found inside?

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Dogs in cages.

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That's no way to treat
man's best friend.

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Lock him up.

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In a cage.

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Like a dog.

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Don't you understand?

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Dogs are born
to follow and obey.

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The moment the pack realizes

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that humans are no longer
their masters,

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thousands of years
of domestication will fall away.

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They'll revert
to their wild wolf nature.

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Well, then I guess
you'll be happy

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being nice and
safe in jail.

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Oh, yes, please!
Take me there now.

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You're all doomed!

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Doomed.

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Santa's Little Helper
didn't come home last night.

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If you were a dog these
days, would you come home?

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It's like doggy heaven
out there, only real.

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Doggy heaven isn't real?

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No! No, it's real!

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00:10:35,804 --> 00:10:37,937
The dogs all have
harps and wings.

262
00:10:37,938 --> 00:10:40,004
How do they play harps
if they don't have fingers?

263
00:10:40,005 --> 00:10:42,170
Um... dogs have fingers
in heaven.

264
00:10:42,171 --> 00:10:44,070
How do you know so much
about dog heaven?

265
00:10:44,071 --> 00:10:46,504
I died for five minutes and
was sent there by mistake.

266
00:10:46,505 --> 00:10:47,770
Now leave me alone.

267
00:10:47,771 --> 00:10:50,105
(whining)

268
00:10:52,105 --> 00:10:53,604
Hmm...

269
00:10:53,605 --> 00:10:55,104
Ooh! Come on, girl.

270
00:10:55,105 --> 00:10:57,437
Ow! Ow, ow. Just get
him by the collar.

271
00:10:57,438 --> 00:10:59,637
You can do it. Come
on, don't bite me.

272
00:10:59,638 --> 00:11:01,604
Come on. Pull.
Come on.

273
00:11:01,605 --> 00:11:03,803
Dad, we don't have
time for this.

274
00:11:03,804 --> 00:11:05,637
Quiet. I'm doing
something important.

275
00:11:05,638 --> 00:11:07,970
There you go.
Yes, that's it!

276
00:11:07,971 --> 00:11:09,970
Well, well, well,

277
00:11:09,971 --> 00:11:12,937
look what the cat dragged in.

278
00:11:12,938 --> 00:11:14,937
Worth it.
Totally worth it.

279
00:11:14,938 --> 00:11:16,270
I know.

280
00:11:16,271 --> 00:11:17,770
(dogs barking)

281
00:11:17,771 --> 00:11:19,405
(barking continues)

282
00:11:22,938 --> 00:11:25,337
Kirk, Taquito is
digging up my dahlias.

283
00:11:25,338 --> 00:11:27,770
Stop him.
Mm.

284
00:11:27,771 --> 00:11:30,170
Sorry.
(growling)

285
00:11:30,171 --> 00:11:31,437
(gasps)
Please don't hurt me.

286
00:11:31,438 --> 00:11:32,803
I'm exposing my belly.

287
00:11:32,804 --> 00:11:35,604
See? Exposing. Exposing!
(gasping)

288
00:11:35,605 --> 00:11:37,637
(growling)

289
00:11:37,638 --> 00:11:39,405
(dogs snarling)

290
00:11:41,971 --> 00:11:44,138
(growling)

291
00:11:51,971 --> 00:11:53,837
(howls)

292
00:11:53,838 --> 00:11:56,704
(chuckles)
See ya later, Moe!

293
00:11:58,771 --> 00:12:01,504
Huh? My car's not starting.

294
00:12:01,505 --> 00:12:03,770
Oh, I see the problem.

295
00:12:03,771 --> 00:12:05,604
Out of gas.

296
00:12:05,605 --> 00:12:07,771
Well, probably safer
to walk anyway.

297
00:12:09,838 --> 00:12:12,270
Yep, nothing safer than walking.

298
00:12:12,271 --> 00:12:13,937
This is so healthy.

299
00:12:13,938 --> 00:12:16,270
Thanks to this walk,
I'll live a lot longer.

300
00:12:16,271 --> 00:12:18,671
(dramatic music plays)

301
00:12:22,405 --> 00:12:24,670
(dogs growling)

302
00:12:24,671 --> 00:12:27,437
Hey, here come some
of my four-footed friends.

303
00:12:27,438 --> 00:12:29,670
I guess you want to meet the guy
who's responsible

304
00:12:29,671 --> 00:12:31,604
for making
all your lives better.

305
00:12:31,605 --> 00:12:33,170
(dogs growling)

306
00:12:33,171 --> 00:12:35,171
Okay, wait a minute.
Let me guess.

307
00:12:35,533 --> 00:12:37,699
Collie, dachshund,
Tibetan Mastiff,

308
00:12:37,700 --> 00:12:39,632
otterhound, Swedish Vallhund,

309
00:12:39,633 --> 00:12:42,189
Finnish Spitz,
Norwegian Lundehund,

310
00:12:42,190 --> 00:12:45,455
Catahoula Leopard Dog,
Lagotto Romagnolo,

311
00:12:45,456 --> 00:12:47,022
and three wolves!

312
00:12:47,023 --> 00:12:49,022
(shrieks)

313
00:12:49,023 --> 00:12:51,190
Stand back! Back!

314
00:12:52,623 --> 00:12:53,623
Ow!

315
00:12:53,624 --> 00:12:55,022
Oh!
(snarling)

316
00:12:55,023 --> 00:12:56,355
You don't scare me.

317
00:12:56,356 --> 00:12:58,256
Your bark is worse
than your bite.

318
00:12:58,257 --> 00:12:59,789
(barking)

319
00:12:59,790 --> 00:13:01,755
Oh, those horrible barks!

320
00:13:01,756 --> 00:13:04,422
(Homer whimpering)

321
00:13:04,423 --> 00:13:05,488
(dogs barking)

322
00:13:05,489 --> 00:13:06,989
(yipping)

323
00:13:06,990 --> 00:13:09,289
BUDGIE:
Dr. Budgie warned them.

324
00:13:09,290 --> 00:13:10,855
Dr. Budgie warned all of them.

325
00:13:10,856 --> 00:13:12,855
But did they listen
to Dr. Budgie?

326
00:13:12,856 --> 00:13:15,289
All right, that's it.
I'm comin' in there!

327
00:13:15,290 --> 00:13:17,122
Oh, for cryin'
out... (sighs)

328
00:13:17,123 --> 00:13:19,122
Maybe if I
turn sideways.

329
00:13:19,123 --> 00:13:21,522
(grunts) Lou, get
the bar butter!

330
00:13:21,523 --> 00:13:25,622
This is what happens when
you buy European prison cells.

331
00:13:25,623 --> 00:13:26,623
(gasps)

332
00:13:26,624 --> 00:13:28,122
(growling)

333
00:13:28,123 --> 00:13:30,989
(grunting, panting)
Kids, lower the Purge armor!

334
00:13:30,990 --> 00:13:32,822
We don't have
any Purge armor.

335
00:13:32,823 --> 00:13:35,488
Oh, right. I always mean to buy
it the day after the Purge,

336
00:13:35,489 --> 00:13:37,322
when it's cheaper.
What happened?

337
00:13:37,323 --> 00:13:38,822
The dogs have gone savage!

338
00:13:38,823 --> 00:13:40,455
They've taken over the town!

339
00:13:40,456 --> 00:13:41,456
(howling in distance)
(whines)

340
00:13:41,456 --> 00:13:42,456
(gasps)
No, boy.

341
00:13:42,457 --> 00:13:44,289
Resist the call of the wild.

342
00:13:44,290 --> 00:13:46,522
Like I did when they assigned
that book for summer reading.

343
00:13:46,523 --> 00:13:48,656
Somebody help! Stop him!

344
00:13:49,956 --> 00:13:51,655
(laughing)

345
00:13:51,656 --> 00:13:52,656
(grunts)

346
00:13:52,657 --> 00:13:53,822
D'oh!

347
00:13:53,823 --> 00:13:56,622
Oh, we've lost him to the pack.

348
00:13:56,623 --> 00:13:58,322
No, he's a good dog.

349
00:13:58,323 --> 00:14:00,122
He'd never turn against us.

350
00:14:00,123 --> 00:14:02,989
Hmm, he's ripping the stuffing
out of your car seats.

351
00:14:02,990 --> 00:14:04,289
Oh, yeah?!

352
00:14:04,290 --> 00:14:05,488
You think you're so smart?!

353
00:14:05,489 --> 00:14:08,622
Okay! I'm eating your dog food!

354
00:14:08,623 --> 00:14:10,322
This is on you!

355
00:14:10,323 --> 00:14:12,423
Mmm. Oh, yeah.

356
00:14:14,500 --> 00:14:16,304
(dogs howling)

357
00:14:18,127 --> 00:14:20,692
Hmm. Not one student
showed up to school

358
00:14:20,693 --> 00:14:23,692
just because a pack
of ferocious, masterless dogs

359
00:14:23,693 --> 00:14:25,459
are roaming the playground.

360
00:14:25,460 --> 00:14:27,292
GIL:
Ow! Damn it!

361
00:14:27,293 --> 00:14:30,292
I thought we sent Willie
out there to deal with them.

362
00:14:30,293 --> 00:14:33,626
I did. But he, uh,
hasn't returned.

363
00:14:33,627 --> 00:14:36,626
I've finally been accepted
for who I truly am.

364
00:14:36,627 --> 00:14:38,959
(howls)

365
00:14:38,960 --> 00:14:41,460
(grunting, snarling)

366
00:14:43,460 --> 00:14:45,626
(dogs snarling)

367
00:14:45,627 --> 00:14:47,626
How come I don't get
a dog-proof suit?

368
00:14:47,627 --> 00:14:49,626
Because I smell
like lamb, Lou.

369
00:14:49,627 --> 00:14:52,292
Very well. You were
right and we were wrong.

370
00:14:52,293 --> 00:14:55,792
Yes. Um, can you remove
the shackles?

371
00:14:55,793 --> 00:14:57,292
Don't push your luck.

372
00:14:57,293 --> 00:14:59,992
These dogs, they walk around
all high and mighty,

373
00:14:59,993 --> 00:15:02,326
no regard for anyone else
on the planet.

374
00:15:02,327 --> 00:15:04,159
I mean, that's humans' job!

375
00:15:04,160 --> 00:15:06,992
Repeal the stupid new laws!

376
00:15:06,993 --> 00:15:08,959
Yes. Repeal the dog--

377
00:15:08,960 --> 00:15:11,326
(quietly):
and child labor-- laws!

378
00:15:11,327 --> 00:15:13,959
Fine, just the dog ones.

379
00:15:13,960 --> 00:15:15,526
I say "status," you say...

380
00:15:15,527 --> 00:15:16,527
CROWD:
Quo!

381
00:15:16,528 --> 00:15:17,959
So passed!

382
00:15:17,960 --> 00:15:21,192
Well, everything's back
to normal again.

383
00:15:21,193 --> 00:15:23,759
It's a pity no one told
the dogs that.

384
00:15:23,760 --> 00:15:25,626
CROWD: Huh?
Wha?!

385
00:15:25,627 --> 00:15:28,459
You fools have surrendered
your position as alpha dogs.

386
00:15:28,460 --> 00:15:30,825
Until you reassert
human dominance,

387
00:15:30,826 --> 00:15:34,992
it is you who will be calling
these savage canines master.

388
00:15:34,993 --> 00:15:38,959
Who among you is brave enough
to tame this slobbering horde?

389
00:15:38,960 --> 00:15:40,626
(panicked chatter)

390
00:15:40,627 --> 00:15:42,159
(chatter dies away)

391
00:15:42,160 --> 00:15:44,959
Well, I guess
it's up to ol' Gil.

392
00:15:44,960 --> 00:15:46,692
Gil? Why are you helping
these people

393
00:15:46,693 --> 00:15:48,292
who think
so little of you?

394
00:15:48,293 --> 00:15:49,959
That's why
I'm doin' it!

395
00:15:49,960 --> 00:15:52,859
To show everyone I'm
not the town failure.

396
00:15:52,860 --> 00:15:55,292
I thought I was
the town failure!

397
00:15:55,293 --> 00:15:57,192
(chuckles)
You're not even that.

398
00:15:57,193 --> 00:15:58,426
Aw!

399
00:15:58,427 --> 00:15:59,959
So who will come with me?!

400
00:15:59,960 --> 00:16:01,626
CROWD:
None of us!

401
00:16:01,627 --> 00:16:02,959
One more time!

402
00:16:02,960 --> 00:16:04,159
CROWD:
Nobody!

403
00:16:04,160 --> 00:16:05,992
I can't hear you!

404
00:16:05,993 --> 00:16:07,494
CROWD:
Yes, you can!

405
00:16:08,527 --> 00:16:10,192
Standing next to me

406
00:16:10,193 --> 00:16:12,192
is the man whose life
we all agreed

407
00:16:12,193 --> 00:16:14,192
was worth less than a dog.

408
00:16:14,193 --> 00:16:18,359
I say we stand behind him
as he redeems himself!

409
00:16:18,360 --> 00:16:20,026
Even though he did
nothing wrong.

410
00:16:20,027 --> 00:16:22,493
CROWD (chanting):
Gil, Gil, Gil, Gil,

411
00:16:22,494 --> 00:16:25,126
Gil, Gil, Gil, Gil, Gil,

412
00:16:25,127 --> 00:16:27,494
Gil, Gil!

413
00:16:30,127 --> 00:16:31,992
We've got to get
Santa's Little Helper back.

414
00:16:31,993 --> 00:16:34,626
(stammers)
It's too dangerous!

415
00:16:34,627 --> 00:16:36,292
You kids
ain't goin' nowhere!

416
00:16:36,293 --> 00:16:37,527
I got this.

417
00:16:38,993 --> 00:16:41,359
(snoring)

418
00:16:41,360 --> 00:16:43,359
Fine. But we
can't go out alone.

419
00:16:43,360 --> 00:16:46,859
We need someone who knows
how to fend off angry dogs.

420
00:16:46,860 --> 00:16:49,192
(raving indistinctly)

421
00:16:49,193 --> 00:16:50,859
Here, boy! Come on, boy!

422
00:16:50,860 --> 00:16:52,959
Oh, where can he be?

423
00:16:52,960 --> 00:16:54,859
(Cat Lady moans)

424
00:16:54,860 --> 00:16:56,960
(creaking)

425
00:17:09,327 --> 00:17:11,992
Grampa, I called to make sure
the kids are okay.

426
00:17:11,993 --> 00:17:14,493
They're not okay!
The boy's got sass,

427
00:17:14,494 --> 00:17:16,825
and the girl thinks
she's Queen of the May.

428
00:17:16,826 --> 00:17:19,493
You leave 'em with me
and I'll straighten 'em out!

429
00:17:19,494 --> 00:17:21,159
I did leave them with you.

430
00:17:21,160 --> 00:17:23,126
Why the hell would you do that?!

431
00:17:23,127 --> 00:17:25,493
Here, boy.
Here, boy. Here, boy.

432
00:17:25,494 --> 00:17:26,992
(squeaking)

433
00:17:26,993 --> 00:17:29,627
(both whimpering)

434
00:17:31,127 --> 00:17:33,327
(gasps)
It's the alpha.

435
00:17:36,160 --> 00:17:37,992
I know that dog.

436
00:17:37,993 --> 00:17:39,626
It's the one Milhouse got

437
00:17:39,627 --> 00:17:42,127
when he didn't wet
the bed for a week.

438
00:17:44,860 --> 00:17:47,293
(growling)

439
00:17:49,494 --> 00:17:51,792
We're about to die
at the hands of a dog!

440
00:17:51,793 --> 00:17:53,493
Paws. Dogs have paws.

441
00:17:53,494 --> 00:17:55,825
Just remember the last thing
you did in life was correct me.

442
00:17:55,826 --> 00:17:57,959
Oh, that actually
makes me feel better.

443
00:17:57,960 --> 00:18:00,360
♪ ♪

444
00:18:04,960 --> 00:18:07,626
This has gone on long enough!

445
00:18:07,627 --> 00:18:09,326
(yipping)

446
00:18:09,327 --> 00:18:10,327
You sit!

447
00:18:10,328 --> 00:18:11,459
(growling)

448
00:18:11,460 --> 00:18:12,526
(growling)

449
00:18:12,527 --> 00:18:14,526
(growling)

450
00:18:14,527 --> 00:18:16,692
(yipping)

451
00:18:16,693 --> 00:18:18,360
I'm sorry!

452
00:18:19,627 --> 00:18:22,626
Mom, you've become
the alpha dog!

453
00:18:22,627 --> 00:18:25,459
Dogs are nice.
I love dogs.

454
00:18:25,460 --> 00:18:27,692
Because, in dogs,
we see the things we wish

455
00:18:27,693 --> 00:18:29,959
we saw more of in people:

456
00:18:29,960 --> 00:18:33,159
lifelong friendship,
unwavering loyalty,

457
00:18:33,160 --> 00:18:36,459
and a willingness
to eat anything you cook.

458
00:18:36,460 --> 00:18:37,792
You rang?

459
00:18:37,793 --> 00:18:39,992
Ol' Gil's here
to save the day!

460
00:18:39,993 --> 00:18:41,992
Where are those out
of control pooches?

461
00:18:41,993 --> 00:18:44,493
Sorry, ol' Gil,
you're too late.

462
00:18:44,494 --> 00:18:46,959
But-but I was supposed
to redeem myself

463
00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:48,992
and finally earn
the town's respect.

464
00:18:48,993 --> 00:18:50,792
Uh, good job, Gil.

465
00:18:50,793 --> 00:18:54,493
You had to stop at the Automat
for an egg salad sandwich.

466
00:18:54,494 --> 00:18:56,692
Well, at least
you still have the sandwich.

467
00:18:56,693 --> 00:18:58,527
(growls)
Uh... Aw...

468
00:18:59,860 --> 00:19:01,692
Baz, you belong
with the Flanders.

469
00:19:01,693 --> 00:19:02,792
Okily-dokily.

470
00:19:02,793 --> 00:19:04,526
Dalmatian, fire department.

471
00:19:04,527 --> 00:19:06,692
(barks, siren wails)

472
00:19:06,693 --> 00:19:08,326
Mr. Burns, the hounds.

473
00:19:08,327 --> 00:19:09,825
Excellent.

474
00:19:09,826 --> 00:19:11,292
Uh, since you were gone,

475
00:19:11,293 --> 00:19:12,959
all I had to release were
the June bugs.

476
00:19:12,960 --> 00:19:16,292
(buzzing)

477
00:19:16,293 --> 00:19:17,659
Willie, Skinner.

478
00:19:17,660 --> 00:19:19,660
Aw, good boy.

479
00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:22,792
(howls)

480
00:19:22,793 --> 00:19:27,092
♪ Oh, you're my best friend ♪

481
00:19:27,093 --> 00:19:28,792
♪♪

482
00:19:28,793 --> 00:19:32,459
♪ Ooh, you make me live ♪
♪ now, honey? ♪

483
00:19:32,460 --> 00:19:33,792
♪ Ooh, you make me live... ♪
♪ (meows) ♪

484
00:19:33,793 --> 00:19:35,659
You'll have your day.

485
00:19:35,660 --> 00:19:36,660
(meows)

486
00:19:38,359 --> 00:19:41,692
It's gonna be hard to cheer
myself up after this day.

487
00:19:41,693 --> 00:19:43,125
(whimpering)

488
00:19:43,126 --> 00:19:44,458
Hey, little fella!

489
00:19:44,459 --> 00:19:46,159
You had a bad night, too, huh?

490
00:19:46,160 --> 00:19:49,292
Come on out. I won't hurt ya.

491
00:19:49,293 --> 00:19:53,491
(chuckles) You just licked away
a very bad day.

492
00:19:53,492 --> 00:19:55,125
(barking)

493
00:19:55,126 --> 00:19:56,859
Attaboy!

494
00:20:43,260 --> 00:20:45,260
(dog howling)
Shh!

495
00:20:45,747 --> 00:20:50,126
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