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HOMER:
 What? Cheap, lousy...

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Ah, there.

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♪ ♪

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(sleepy piano melody playing)

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♪ ♪

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MOE:
 Springfield-- the city sleeps.

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But a storm is brewing
over the home of...

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CHORUS:
♪ The Simpsons. ♪

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MOE: Interesting fact:
the singers that sang that song

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are all dead.

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Enjoy the show.

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HOMER (over speakerphone):
 Hello, family!

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I'm 20 minutes away.

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Can I bring anyone a...?

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Mmm, pork chop.

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(tires screeching)

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HOMER: Flanders,
you need a new mailbox!

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(groans)

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(tires screech)

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(Homer humming)

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Are these from
the gas station?

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Uh, Marge, please.

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They're from a supermarket
that sells gas.

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(sniffing):
Were you at Moe's?

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Yeah, celebrating
St. Patrick's Day.

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(in brogue):
Ah, the Blarney Stone,

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Angela's Ashes,
centuries of troubles.

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It's not St. Patrick's Day.

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Well, on the real day,
the price of green hats

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goes through the roof.

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I thought you'd be happy
I was saving money.

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Cheap hats?
You ruined Sunday dinner

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for cheap hats?!

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That's not...
You know, forget it.

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That's it?
Yeah, that's it.

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Thanks for the flowers.

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I'm sure they were nice,
but they're wilting now.

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(sighs)

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Honey, when you were
talking about those flowers,

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was it a metaphor for anything?

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Was it?

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Honey? Metaphor?

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So I thought she'd
be furious, but nothing.

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She was as aloof
as Steve Martin.

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(both gasp)

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Ahoy-hoy.
This is Sector 7G, where...

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where, uh...
What does go on here?

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Mostly we decide
which of us should be

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on the lookout for you.

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Which was supposed
to be you, Lenny.

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(à la birdcall):
Coo-coo-coo...

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Yes, well,
this is Nigel,

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an old boarding school chum,

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and, uh, this Piccadilly
Circus walkup is his wife.

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(Cockney accent):
I have to go, luv.

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I've got to pick up
a lip tint at the chemist's.

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Farewell, darling.
You take the sun with you.

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(chuckles):
You never told me about her.

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Well, you never
told me about

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your handsome
young man.

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Who, Smithers?
(chuckles)

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He just works here.

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Smithers, I see
you're one of those

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truly devoted people
who make one forget

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love is an illusion.

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Eh, I'm just a man
who enjoys his job.

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Uh, time for your pill, sir.

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(grunting)

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(Burns grunting)

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Did you swallow the cheese
and not the pill?

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Nuh-uh.

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Show me.

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(swallows)

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That's a good boss.

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Such devotion.

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My wife is in love
with her tennis coach,

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(rolling "R"):
Rolando.

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Well, I believe in true love.

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Like the first time
I saw profit.

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(chuckles)
A day doesn't go by

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that I don't think
of that ledger.

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(sighs)

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Hey, Homie.

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That's our cue.

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Lenny, when you say
"That's our cue,"

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then you're supposed
to leave.

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Dear God, so many times

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I must have looked
like a complete ass.

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Homer, this is the
part of the marriage

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where the needle
is on "E,"

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but we still have
a little more gas.

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The brink of doom,
where I do my best work.

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And I want to break
out of our rut,

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so I brought us
a nice lunch.

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Oh, honey, you've given me
a big appetite.

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For what?

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HOMER: Careful, Homer,
 she's expecting

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a non-food answer.

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For...you?
Oh...

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Well, I have to admit,

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that was suggested by the nose.

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(nasally):
 Finally, some credit.

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Mmm...

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Wait, I want to know that
you're really gonna change.

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Marge, I get it.
I truly get it.

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And to prove it,
I'm eating a carrot.

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Oh...

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Mmm.

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Sir, do you need help
with that tea bag?

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No, I can talk
to Nigel by myself.

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Nigel, you were wrong
about the Crimean War,

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and you're wrong now.

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Love can endure.

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Oh, I could dissolve
that union as easily

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as the tea dissolves
this sugar.

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Smithers, did you see him
heft that sugar cube?

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Did I.

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Monty, I can
break up that couple,

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and I'd wager five million
on it.

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Dollars or pounds?
Pounds.

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Sterling or flesh?
Sterling, this time.

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Oh, that money is
as good as mine.

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Look at them spooning.

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(giggles)

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(both munching)

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(whistle blows)

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Hmm.

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(humming happily)

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Excuse me there, Simpson.

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May I buy you
a drink?

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Thanks, Alfred,
but my marriage is

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in a very unusual
condition-- good--

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and I want to get home.
Now, now.

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I'm an old friend
of your boss',

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and if you turn me down,

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it will not go
down favorably.

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Will it go down unfavorably?

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Mm, it may.
(shrieks)

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Very well, then.
(phone chimes)

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(Homer groans)

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No texting your wife.

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I'll just tell her I'm
drinking with an English guy.

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(phone chimes)

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What does that mean?

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He'd better just be
around the corner.

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(disco music playing)

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Oh.

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♪ ♪

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Oh!

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And everyone left
the hot tub

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except for Ringo,
Princess Margaret, and me.

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Yeah, uh, listen,
Dr. Doolittle,

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I like hearing you talk,
but I got to get home.

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So, been married long?

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Knocked her up
right after high school.

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I can't listen to that story
without getting weepy.

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Hey, hey, that's my
talking bar rag!

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Let go of that!

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You doing all right
there, Raggy?

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Yeah, that's good.

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So, Homer, the only woman

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you've ever been with
is your wife.

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How shall I put this?
You thumped one melon

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and left the store satisfied.

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If you knew anything
about me, you would know

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I would never, ever shop
in the produce section.

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Homer, have you ever thought
there might have been

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other melons-- bigger,
smaller, more exciting?

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Oh, the women I could have had.

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You drew me in fifth grade,

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and I've never
gotten over you.

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I like a man who
pours me on everything.

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(shuddering):
Oh...

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I think it's time I went home
to my wife.

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(shrieks)

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I fear my seed landed
on barren soil.

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Oh, yeah, he's crazy
about that Midge.

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Eh, she's got it all.
Hair that goes on forever...

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Moe, I always
wondered something.

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Who are you talking about
when you say "Midge"?

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Why, Marge, of course.

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What the...
(grunts)

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Wait'll Midge
hears about this!

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Hmm, this might be worked
from another angle.

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So, Moe, you find
Homer's wife attractive?

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Yeah. She barely
knows I exist.

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Which is the only thing
I got going for me.

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Well, how would you like me
to set you up

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in a more elegant
establishment?

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More elegant than this?

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Aah!

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This may just be the bonk on
the head talking, but sure.

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Oh.

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(tires screech)

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(worried groaning)

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Marge, I know I'm late,

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but I'm really sorry.

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"Sorry" and
"Congratulations, Graduate."

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They had a
two-for-one sale.

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Now, I'm late because...
Don't bother.

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But there's a really good...
It's too late.

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But you're... You're
gonna laugh when you...
No.

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I just have to accept that
you're never going to change.

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No, no, don't give up.
I've changed before.

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I lost my hair
and got fat.

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Good night.

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Oh, good night.

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(Homer snoring)

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(sobbing)

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♪ ♪

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(crying)

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(yawning)

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How was your night?
The usual.

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(worried grunting)
So, it's Saturday morning.

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What do you want
to do today?

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- Nothing.
- Hey, Homer,

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I got an extra ticket
for the ball game.

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Box seats.

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He'll take it.

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Marge, no.

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Flanders ruins baseball.

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He adds the word "Lord"
to the end of

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"Take Me Out
to the Ball Game."

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FLANDERS: ♪ Take me out
 to the ball game, Lord ♪

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♪ Take me out
with the crowd, Lord ♪

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BOYS:
♪ Buy us some water ♪

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♪ And that's just fine ♪

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♪ All I drink is
 communion wine ♪

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♪ For it's pray, pray, pray
 to our Jesus ♪

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(Homer groans)
♪ If we don't win,
 it's His will ♪

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♪ 'Cause He's one, two,
 three Gods in one ♪

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♪ At the baseball church ♪

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♪ We're at church. ♪

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D'oh.

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Hi, hon, I'm near Moe's,

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but I can come right home.

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I haven't even put
a coin in the meter.

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Just what I needed
to hear.

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Oh... Oh, damn it.

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(gasps)

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Aw, maybe now I can
finish my novel.

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I just wish I hadn't
left it in there.

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Yeah, well, don't worry,
you still got old Moe.

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Moe 2.0.
It's a whole new me.

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I even bought one
of those new gizmos

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that everyone's using.

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Why'd you close
the bar?

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Well, I've been set up
in a high-end establishment

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by a well-heeled backer.

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Really, you should see
the heels on this guy.

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MoHo House?

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Yes, MoHo House, the vaguely
British, invitation-only club

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that celebrities
who don't want publicity

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can be sure to be seen at.

256
00:10:22,142 --> 00:10:24,642
I'm going there now.
Don't tell anyone.

257
00:10:25,942 --> 00:10:28,142
Tonight is the grand opening
for the town's hottest

258
00:10:28,142 --> 00:10:30,442
new destination,
run by the man most in demand

259
00:10:30,442 --> 00:10:33,775
for Springfield's
haunted houses, Moe Szyslak.

260
00:10:33,775 --> 00:10:35,242
(growling)

261
00:10:35,242 --> 00:10:36,575
Oh, sorry,
force of habit.

262
00:10:36,575 --> 00:10:37,809
(chuckles)
How you doing?

263
00:10:37,809 --> 00:10:38,976
Good to see you,
Mr. Mayor.

264
00:10:38,976 --> 00:10:41,109
Bumblebee Man, ¿cómo está?

265
00:10:41,109 --> 00:10:42,742
Hey, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

266
00:10:42,742 --> 00:10:46,242
No can do, Mr. "Movie Star."

267
00:10:46,242 --> 00:10:47,609
Your last picture...
(chuckles)

268
00:10:47,609 --> 00:10:48,842
was a bomb.

269
00:10:48,842 --> 00:10:51,009
The trailer gave away too much,

270
00:10:51,009 --> 00:10:52,976
like, uh, the fact
that it was terrible.

271
00:10:52,976 --> 00:10:54,442
I deserve a good time.

272
00:10:54,442 --> 00:10:55,976
I can have a good time.

273
00:10:55,976 --> 00:10:57,642
The heck with Homer.

274
00:10:59,809 --> 00:11:01,076
Thanks for the lift, Homer.

275
00:11:01,076 --> 00:11:02,475
(tires screech)

276
00:11:02,475 --> 00:11:03,909
(groans)

277
00:11:03,909 --> 00:11:07,242
I really don't think you're
taking this seriously enough.

278
00:11:07,242 --> 00:11:08,942
(chuckles)

279
00:11:10,976 --> 00:11:12,509
BURNS:
What are you up to, Nigel?

280
00:11:12,509 --> 00:11:14,775
Oh, just stacking the deck
in my favor,

281
00:11:14,775 --> 00:11:16,842
as sporting men are wont to do.

282
00:11:16,842 --> 00:11:19,742
A posh club,
beautiful single men and women,

283
00:11:19,742 --> 00:11:24,142
irresistible temptations
to my unsuspecting quarry.

284
00:11:24,142 --> 00:11:27,009
(scoffs) Good luck
breaking them apart.

285
00:11:27,009 --> 00:11:28,408
See you.
Hmm.

286
00:11:28,408 --> 00:11:29,942
(gasps, shudders)

287
00:11:29,942 --> 00:11:31,575
HOMER:
 I can have fun by myself.

288
00:11:31,575 --> 00:11:33,308
Would you care
to spill a drink on me

289
00:11:33,308 --> 00:11:35,475
and use it as an excuse
to meet me?

290
00:11:35,475 --> 00:11:36,909
Can I eat the cherry first?

291
00:11:36,909 --> 00:11:38,575
Don't take too long.

292
00:11:38,575 --> 00:11:40,642
I might;
I asked for extra cherries.

293
00:11:40,642 --> 00:11:43,675
(whispering loudly):
They don't charge
for extra cherries.

294
00:11:43,675 --> 00:11:47,675
Monty, what say we make
this wager something meaningful?

295
00:11:47,675 --> 00:11:48,742
Like what?

296
00:11:48,742 --> 00:11:50,675
How about my
entire fortune

297
00:11:50,675 --> 00:11:52,609
against your
boy Friday?

298
00:11:52,609 --> 00:11:53,609
(gasps)

299
00:11:53,609 --> 00:11:55,275
Smithers?

300
00:11:55,275 --> 00:11:56,408
(grunting)

301
00:11:56,408 --> 00:11:58,509
Oh.
(groans)

302
00:11:58,509 --> 00:12:00,642
Well, I can't possibly
lose. You're on.

303
00:12:00,642 --> 00:12:03,242
Mr. Burns, you can't use me
as a gambling chip.

304
00:12:03,242 --> 00:12:05,109
Check your contract.

305
00:12:05,109 --> 00:12:07,009
(sighs)
I'll be darned.

306
00:12:07,009 --> 00:12:08,909
It also says I'm permitted
to mold your hair

307
00:12:08,909 --> 00:12:10,742
into whimsical shapes.

308
00:12:10,742 --> 00:12:11,809
Smithers want
a cracker?

309
00:12:11,809 --> 00:12:13,942
(groans)
Got to get a better lawyer.

310
00:12:13,942 --> 00:12:16,575
Ooh, those fingers.

311
00:12:16,575 --> 00:12:17,775
(chattering)

312
00:12:17,775 --> 00:12:19,509
The chimp yes,
the clown no.

313
00:12:19,509 --> 00:12:20,809
Don't tell me,

314
00:12:20,809 --> 00:12:22,675
it's because I'm Jewish.

315
00:12:22,675 --> 00:12:23,775
No, it's 'cause
you're a has-been

316
00:12:23,775 --> 00:12:25,142
nobody likes,
all right?

317
00:12:25,142 --> 00:12:27,142
Please tell me
it's because I'm Jewish.

318
00:12:27,142 --> 00:12:28,442
(cries)

319
00:12:28,442 --> 00:12:29,509
Moe, good
to see you.

320
00:12:29,509 --> 00:12:31,242
Oh, good to
see you, Midge.

321
00:12:31,242 --> 00:12:33,509
Boy, who knew you'd look so
great in a strapless dress?

322
00:12:33,509 --> 00:12:34,742
Well, thank you.

323
00:12:34,742 --> 00:12:38,109
Methinks I see my opportunity.

324
00:12:38,109 --> 00:12:39,976
Why are you
telling me?

325
00:12:39,976 --> 00:12:41,742
I always considered
us friends.

326
00:12:43,775 --> 00:12:45,408
So, let--
uh, what's your name there?

327
00:12:45,408 --> 00:12:47,742
Brant-- Brant here
pour something for you.

328
00:12:47,742 --> 00:12:50,575
We got loads of microbrew
with crazy names,

329
00:12:50,575 --> 00:12:54,175
like, uh, Hops-along Cassidy
and Michelob.

330
00:12:54,175 --> 00:12:56,242
So, uh, where's Homer?

331
00:12:56,242 --> 00:12:58,242
We're not spending as
much time together.

332
00:12:58,242 --> 00:13:00,142
MOE:
 Whoa, this night,
 when I opened up

333
00:13:00,142 --> 00:13:03,742
a fabulous new bar,
just got interesting.

334
00:13:03,742 --> 00:13:05,009
(soft jazz music plays)

335
00:13:05,009 --> 00:13:06,642
Hey, Stogie, how about
a little "Moonglow"?

336
00:13:07,842 --> 00:13:09,175
Not the real moon.

337
00:13:09,175 --> 00:13:10,976
Oh, you mean
the drug.

338
00:13:10,976 --> 00:13:12,275
No, the song.

339
00:13:12,275 --> 00:13:14,775
("Moonglow" playing)

340
00:13:14,775 --> 00:13:18,909
"Moonglow,"
that's my favorite song.

341
00:13:18,909 --> 00:13:21,509
Yeah, you came into
my bar seven years ago

342
00:13:21,509 --> 00:13:23,275
and you played it
on the jukebox.

343
00:13:23,275 --> 00:13:25,609
I remember things like that.

344
00:13:25,609 --> 00:13:27,442
So, you want to dance?

345
00:13:27,442 --> 00:13:30,809
I actually do it a lot, but,
uh, nobody sees behind the bar.

346
00:13:33,842 --> 00:13:36,509
I guess one dance
couldn't hurt.

347
00:13:39,609 --> 00:13:41,408
So, can you
start Monday?

348
00:13:41,408 --> 00:13:43,275
Oh, you won't break up
the Simpsons.

349
00:13:43,275 --> 00:13:47,142
I'm not used to getting my arms
all the way around someone.

350
00:13:47,142 --> 00:13:50,242
Oh, God, I can't work for a man
I'm not in love with.

351
00:13:50,242 --> 00:13:52,308
I've got to fix this now.

352
00:13:53,775 --> 00:13:56,076
Simpson, you need to patch
things up with your wife now.

353
00:13:56,076 --> 00:13:58,342
We're fine.
Excuse me, bartender?

354
00:13:58,342 --> 00:14:01,142
I ordered three dozen wings
and I only count 35.

355
00:14:01,142 --> 00:14:02,609
Listen to me,

356
00:14:02,609 --> 00:14:04,142
this was gonna be a birthday
present for my mother,

357
00:14:04,142 --> 00:14:06,109
but I want you
to give it to Marge.

358
00:14:06,109 --> 00:14:07,742
Okay, what's the gag?

359
00:14:07,742 --> 00:14:10,275
You have to reconcile
with your wife.

360
00:14:10,275 --> 00:14:12,275
Mm, there's always a catch.

361
00:14:12,275 --> 00:14:15,475
I've seen a whole different side
of you tonight, Moe.

362
00:14:15,475 --> 00:14:18,142
MOE:
 Whoa, she's waving me home

363
00:14:18,142 --> 00:14:19,642
like a third-base coach.

364
00:14:19,642 --> 00:14:21,442
But could I really
do that to Homer?

365
00:14:21,442 --> 00:14:23,275
Damn it, I need time
to think here.

366
00:14:23,275 --> 00:14:25,976
Sorry, this is great, but I got
to go stick plastic ribbons

367
00:14:25,976 --> 00:14:27,308
onto toothpicks.

368
00:14:27,308 --> 00:14:28,475
That don't just happen.

369
00:14:29,775 --> 00:14:34,076
If Moe can change,
why can't my husband?

370
00:14:34,076 --> 00:14:38,009
Well, um, seems to me the reason
your husband won't change

371
00:14:38,009 --> 00:14:40,142
is 'cause he knows he's got
a great thing with you.

372
00:14:40,142 --> 00:14:41,742
If he suddenly treated
you different,

373
00:14:41,742 --> 00:14:43,308
that should worry you.

374
00:14:43,308 --> 00:14:44,842
I mean, duh, I guess.

375
00:14:44,842 --> 00:14:46,475
You know? Duh?

376
00:14:46,475 --> 00:14:48,076
Hey, Marge.
Homie!

377
00:14:48,076 --> 00:14:49,342
I got you something.

378
00:14:50,742 --> 00:14:52,076
(sobbing)

379
00:14:52,076 --> 00:14:53,342
What the...?

380
00:14:53,342 --> 00:14:55,742
That's not from you.

381
00:14:55,742 --> 00:14:59,168
Can't you at least open it
so I can find out what it is?

382
00:15:00,565 --> 00:15:02,535
Marge, I got
the best gift

383
00:15:02,535 --> 00:15:04,566
I ever got you
in my life.

384
00:15:04,566 --> 00:15:06,011
Huh?

385
00:15:06,011 --> 00:15:07,826
- (groans)
- Okay,

386
00:15:07,826 --> 00:15:11,193
- that's not great.
- And why, if you were trying to be close,

387
00:15:11,193 --> 00:15:13,760
would you spend the whole
evening away from me?

388
00:15:13,760 --> 00:15:16,760
Hey, you've taken me off
the market since I was 18,

389
00:15:16,760 --> 00:15:18,859
which I immediately
regret saying.

390
00:15:18,859 --> 00:15:20,526
Look, I'm on my knees.

391
00:15:20,526 --> 00:15:22,193
Why aren't you forgiving me?

392
00:15:23,326 --> 00:15:24,959
I'll follow you.

393
00:15:26,026 --> 00:15:27,326
Ow, hairbrush.

394
00:15:27,326 --> 00:15:28,159
Ow, alphabet blocks.

395
00:15:28,159 --> 00:15:29,293
Ow, dog toy!

396
00:15:29,293 --> 00:15:31,126
(murmuring):
Wasn't even a card for me.

397
00:15:31,126 --> 00:15:34,259
(Homer grunting)

398
00:15:34,259 --> 00:15:36,959
I hope you kids haven't lost
any respect for your old man.

399
00:15:36,959 --> 00:15:39,293
Uh, can't lose
what you don't have.

400
00:15:39,293 --> 00:15:41,092
Thanks, boy.

401
00:15:43,293 --> 00:15:44,293
HOMER:
Ow! Oh!

402
00:15:44,293 --> 00:15:45,826
(thunder crashes)

403
00:15:46,959 --> 00:15:48,760
♪ ♪
(sighs)

404
00:15:48,760 --> 00:15:50,459
Something wrong,
boss man?

405
00:15:50,459 --> 00:15:52,660
When you finally get a shot
at what you always wanted,

406
00:15:52,660 --> 00:15:53,992
do you really want it?

407
00:15:53,992 --> 00:15:56,359
Frankly, that's
a white person problem.

408
00:15:56,359 --> 00:15:58,326
Wow, I never had
one of those before.

409
00:15:58,326 --> 00:15:59,826
Hey, what you playing there?

410
00:15:59,826 --> 00:16:02,859
Oh, just a little something
I've been messing around with

411
00:16:02,859 --> 00:16:06,793
that may or may not be
a commentary on your situation.

412
00:16:06,793 --> 00:16:09,826
♪ ♪

413
00:16:09,826 --> 00:16:12,626
♪ It was hopeless and new ♪

414
00:16:12,626 --> 00:16:14,826
♪ New from the start ♪

415
00:16:14,826 --> 00:16:16,826
♪ Her hair was blue ♪

416
00:16:16,826 --> 00:16:20,326
♪ As blue
as my heart ♪

417
00:16:20,326 --> 00:16:22,626
♪ Her husband was fat ♪

418
00:16:22,626 --> 00:16:25,992
♪ And not very smart ♪

419
00:16:25,992 --> 00:16:29,926
♪ So I'm writing this song
to tell you it's wrong ♪

420
00:16:29,926 --> 00:16:33,660
♪ To love ♪

421
00:16:33,660 --> 00:16:39,359
♪ An elephant's wife ♪

422
00:16:39,359 --> 00:16:41,326
♪ It's wrong, baby. ♪

423
00:16:44,293 --> 00:16:46,159
(squawks)

424
00:16:46,159 --> 00:16:47,660
Homer don't treat her right.

425
00:16:47,660 --> 00:16:48,926
She should be loved.

426
00:16:48,926 --> 00:16:51,359
Loved like Barney loves my bar.

427
00:16:51,359 --> 00:16:54,693
He's thinking of me, I know it.

428
00:16:54,693 --> 00:16:57,159
This is going in my new novel.

429
00:16:59,793 --> 00:17:00,992
My mind's made up.

430
00:17:00,992 --> 00:17:03,459
There's only one thing I can do.

431
00:17:03,459 --> 00:17:05,992
(phone chiming)

432
00:17:09,126 --> 00:17:11,959
Whoa, that's a
conflicted look.

433
00:17:11,959 --> 00:17:14,259
Are you a cashier
or a psychiatrist?

434
00:17:14,259 --> 00:17:16,959
(sighs) I was
a psychiatrist.

435
00:17:16,959 --> 00:17:20,526
Then I lost my license for
prescribing too few meds.

436
00:17:30,926 --> 00:17:33,359
You came. I wasn't
sure you would.

437
00:17:33,359 --> 00:17:36,026
♪ He wasn't sure you would ♪

438
00:17:36,026 --> 00:17:37,859
Let's go somewhere
more private.

439
00:17:37,859 --> 00:17:42,259
♪ There's cameras everywhere. ♪

440
00:17:43,526 --> 00:17:45,126
I needed to see you.

441
00:17:45,126 --> 00:17:46,526
(thunder crashes)

442
00:17:46,526 --> 00:17:48,426
You're supposed to
be my friend, Moe!

443
00:17:48,426 --> 00:17:50,926
How could you meet my
wife behind my back?

444
00:17:50,926 --> 00:17:53,259
I did it because
I'm your friend, Homer.

445
00:17:53,259 --> 00:17:55,259
And that's why
I invited you here.

446
00:17:55,259 --> 00:17:57,793
To tell you that if you
don't treat this woman right,

447
00:17:57,793 --> 00:17:59,126
someone's gonna
take her away.

448
00:17:59,126 --> 00:18:00,826
Now, it won't be me,

449
00:18:00,826 --> 00:18:03,626
but you don't leave the lid
off a pickle jar like her.

450
00:18:03,626 --> 00:18:04,926
Right, Midge?

451
00:18:04,926 --> 00:18:06,459
First of all,
it's Marge.

452
00:18:06,459 --> 00:18:09,026
No, I know, I-I don't know
what my deal is with that.

453
00:18:09,026 --> 00:18:10,859
But you're right
about everything else.

454
00:18:10,859 --> 00:18:12,626
Marge, I treasure you.

455
00:18:12,626 --> 00:18:16,126
And to prove it, here's
something I drew last night.

456
00:18:17,526 --> 00:18:20,992
♪ Why do birds ♪

457
00:18:20,992 --> 00:18:24,859
♪ Suddenly appear ♪

458
00:18:24,859 --> 00:18:26,793
♪ Every time ♪

459
00:18:26,793 --> 00:18:29,359
♪ You are near? ♪

460
00:18:30,426 --> 00:18:32,526
♪ Just like me ♪

461
00:18:32,526 --> 00:18:35,693
♪ They long to be. ♪

462
00:18:35,693 --> 00:18:38,193
Okay, we haven't achieved
all our dreams,

463
00:18:38,193 --> 00:18:40,926
but the day I met you,
I had them.

464
00:18:40,926 --> 00:18:42,259
I love you.

465
00:18:42,259 --> 00:18:43,926
I love you, too.

466
00:18:43,926 --> 00:18:45,760
Mmm.
Mmm.

467
00:18:45,760 --> 00:18:47,526
Maybe some day
I'll find happiness,

468
00:18:47,526 --> 00:18:48,859
but not today.

469
00:18:50,259 --> 00:18:52,159
Ugh.

470
00:18:52,159 --> 00:18:53,760
Mm-mm-mm.

471
00:18:54,926 --> 00:18:56,193
A very
touching scene.

472
00:18:59,593 --> 00:19:01,526
Pleasure doing
business with you.

473
00:19:01,526 --> 00:19:03,660
Uh, sir, who are
you talking to?

474
00:19:03,660 --> 00:19:05,926
Why, Nigel here.

475
00:19:05,926 --> 00:19:08,626
Sir, you're imagining
people again.

476
00:19:08,626 --> 00:19:11,193
Well, then who gave
me this check?

477
00:19:11,193 --> 00:19:13,760
That's a coupon
for free frozen yogurt.

478
00:19:13,760 --> 00:19:15,092
Bah!

479
00:19:17,959 --> 00:19:20,992
Where is he going, and why is
my check torn to shreds?

480
00:19:20,992 --> 00:19:23,359
You don't have to pay him,
he'll be fine.

481
00:19:23,359 --> 00:19:25,826
Use me in a wager,
will he?

482
00:19:25,826 --> 00:19:27,459
Mmm!
Mmm.

483
00:19:27,459 --> 00:19:29,493
♪ ♪

484
00:19:36,426 --> 00:19:39,626
Wait a minute,
this place was just built.

485
00:19:39,626 --> 00:19:40,959
♪ ♪

486
00:19:40,959 --> 00:19:45,526
♪ It must have
been MoHo ♪

487
00:19:45,526 --> 00:19:50,326
♪ For Homer
and Marge ♪

488
00:19:50,326 --> 00:19:54,526
♪ They got back
their mojo ♪

489
00:19:54,526 --> 00:19:58,926
♪ And now they're
living large ♪

490
00:19:58,926 --> 00:20:02,126
♪ Still I hear you saying ♪

491
00:20:03,859 --> 00:20:06,926
♪ What happens to Moe? ♪

492
00:20:08,626 --> 00:20:13,426
♪ He'll go back
 to his hellhole ♪

493
00:20:13,426 --> 00:20:17,926
♪ That's the ending
 of the show ♪

494
00:20:17,926 --> 00:20:19,926
♪ Except for the tag. ♪

495
00:20:22,609 --> 00:20:24,243
Okay, sir,
we've revised my contract,

496
00:20:24,243 --> 00:20:25,876
so you can no longer
proffer me in a wager,

497
00:20:25,876 --> 00:20:27,409
throw me in a volcano,

498
00:20:27,409 --> 00:20:28,876
use me as a chew toy
for your tiger...

499
00:20:28,876 --> 00:20:30,809
(chuckles) Sabu will
be disappointed.

500
00:20:30,809 --> 00:20:32,442
...use me as a human
Christmas ornament,

501
00:20:32,442 --> 00:20:34,376
or jack-o'-lantern, lit.

502
00:20:34,376 --> 00:20:36,943
But I still agree to be
mummified with you if you pass.

503
00:20:36,943 --> 00:20:38,276
Excellent.

504
00:20:41,309 --> 00:20:43,309
Mm, it's good to be back.

505
00:20:43,309 --> 00:20:45,576
♪ ♪

506
00:20:45,931 --> 00:21:28,496
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