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(SINGING) The Simpsons

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(CROW CAWlNG)

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(MUFFLED SCREAM)

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(SCHOOL BELL RlNGlNG)

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(BARNEY BELCHES)

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(HORN BELLOWlNG)

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(LENNY SHRlEKS)

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(PLAYlNG DlFFERENT TUNE)

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(TlRES SCREECHlNG)

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(HONKlNG)

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(EXCLAlMlNG)

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(TlRES SCREECHlNG)

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D'oh!

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(BRAKES SCREECHlNG)

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Ohhh!

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(ALL SCREAM)

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(ALL SlGH lN RELlEF)

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-Three, two, one... Happy New Year!
-Of school!

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-What are you doing?
-It's the first day of school!

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(HOMER LAUGHlNG)

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-You're the government's problem now!
-BOTH: Yeah!

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Free at last, free at last!

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I can't believe we have to start
another year of school.

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I never learned anything
at that suck shack.

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-Who taught you that language?
-A kid at school.

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So you did learn something.

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Homie, the insurance bill is due today.
Can you make sure to mail it?

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Absolutely.
Insurance is the greatest deal ever.

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If I get hurt, I get paid.
And, man, do I get hurt!

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(SCREAMlNG)

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Easy.

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(MUFFLED SCREAMlNG)

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Oh!

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What is it?

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Not again!

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ALL: D'oh! D'oh! D'oh! D'oh!

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(LAUGHlNG)

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What a week.

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Welcome to another school year.

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One important note. The flower-based
names of the reading groups

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are now barnyard-based.

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Mr. Becker has protested the move.
So his group will remain the Daffodils.

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Y eah! Where are my Dils at?

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ALL: (CHANTlNG) Go, Dils.
Go, Dils. Go, Dils.

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I never tire of that.
One other announcement.

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At the end of the month,
we'II be participating

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-in the Vice President's Assessment Test.
-He stinks!

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-We're assessing you, not him.
-Withdrawn.

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The VPAT is part of the federal
government's No Child Left Alone Act.

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It will be a rewarding day
of pencil sharpening

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and eyes on your own paper keeping.

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Cut the horse bull, Seymour.

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Your scores on this test
will determine how much money

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this suck shack gets for years to come.

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So we will spend every moment
of the next two weeks

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drilling the questions and answers
into your soft little skulls.

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BOYS: (SlNGlNG) Shy is to gregarious

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GlRLS: As peaceful is to bellicose

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Okay, children.
The answers to the standardized test

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fall into 12 basic patterns.

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Repeat after me:
Accaca, dabacca, accacaca.

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-Accaca, dabacca, accacaca.
-ALL: Accaca, dabacca, accacaca.

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Number two: Dacacca, adada, badacad.

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-Dacacca, adada, badacad.
-Dacacca, adada, badacad.

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Biggest city in Montana!

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-Helena?
-Wrong!

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-912 divided by six.
-You can't teach this way!

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Yes, I can! Studies show it works.

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-Where were these studies conducted?
-Ball State!

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So when you take your practice test,

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take your number two pencil and...

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What kind of pencil do we take again?

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Number two. Take a number two.

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(ALL LAUGHlNG)

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Looks like you took a big number two.

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Yes, quite so. As you can see,
I'm holding a big number two in my hands.

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Enjoying the weight and feel of it.

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(MURMURS lN DlSGUST)

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(LlSA HUMMlNG)

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(LlSA WHOOPS)

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Test day at last!
Now I can show off at the federal level!

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Hey, Bart, on the practice test yesterday,

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what did you pick as the best title
for the paragraph about Manifest Destiny?

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Slurp my snot.

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(GASPS)

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I wrote "Slurp my snot" in the ovals
on the answer sheet. True story.

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Dad! Bart's throwing away his future!

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Oh, no! Now who will sell oranges
on the off ramp?

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(HOMER LAUGHlNG)

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(BART LAUGHlNG)

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(SlGHS) Great jokes make me hungry.

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I wonder what's in the pantry?

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(HOMER MUNCHlNG)

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HOMER: Wait a minute.

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Mmm-hmm.

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Wait a minute!

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(HOMER HUMMlNG)

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Bart, we need to talk to you about
your practice test.

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(GULPS)

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I warned you.

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You got a perfect score.

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(SEYMOUR CHUCKLES)

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(BOTH GASP)

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Wonderful job, son. Just stellar.

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-How did I do?
-96.

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-What did I get wrong?
-Several answers.

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Several? That's more than a few
and almost a bunch!

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Bart, because of your superior intellect...

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No, but wait! I aced the math part, right?
Because l...

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Run along now.

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(GRUMBLlNG)

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Bart, you and the other
perfect-scoring superstars

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are exempt from taking
the actual test today.

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-No test?
-Don't be too disappointed.

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We are throwing you
a pizza party at a bowling alley.

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-Well, it's about time.
-Come. Your helicopter awaits.

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(BAND PLAYlNG GONNA FL Y NOW)

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Check it out! Bart's a superstar, too!

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-Bart's here!
-Awesome!

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Wait a minute. This ain't no genius copter.
This is Con Air!

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(SEYMOUR LAUGHS)

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Take it away, Willie!

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(WlLLlE LAUGHlNG EVlLLY)

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WlLLlE: Enjoy your flight!

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Brilliant plan to remove
all the underperformers for test day, sir.

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Yes. All of them.

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Why, Seymour,
it seems I left my sunglasses on the bus.

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-Well, I'd best retrieve them.
-Yes, yes, you'd best.

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-Sir?
-So long, superstars.

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I can't believe it.
Superintendent Chalmers betrayed me

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after all the wrapping paper
I bought from his daughter.

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-Pizza party! Pizza party!
-Helicopter! Helicopter!

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-Stop it! All of you!
-What's the matter, superstar?

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Feeling sorry for the normals?

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Don't you get it? There is no pizza party!
This isn't a helicopter!

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-No pizza party?
-Not a helicopter? Huh?

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(OTTO HUMMlNG SUPERMAN THEME)

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Let me explain this to you in terms
even the simplest will understand.

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We're hiding you in Capital City
for the day so your numbskullery

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won't drag down the test scores
of the children who are our future.

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-Told you.
-Will there be other numbskulls there?

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-Sort of a numbskull Olympics as it were?
-Let's all act stupid!

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(ALL BABBLlNG)

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Guys, guys! Save it for the competition!

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Mmm.

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-lD, please?
-Must be in the glove box.

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(HOMER CHUCKLES)

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Huh?

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This was due two weeks ago.
I'm not insured!

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(GASPS) For the first time in my life, I'm
financially responsible for my own actions!

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-Uninsured! Uninsured!
-MAN: ldiot!

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I'm not in good hands! I'm in no hands!
Like a bad neighbor, no one is there!

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(CRYlNG)

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"Dear stupid insurance company,

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"l meant to mail this on time.

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"What do you mean, 'too bad'?

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"Screw you! Heh heh."

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(HUMMlNG)

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(GASPS)

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(SHRlEKS)

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I won't be insured until 3:00!

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Okay, until then,
I have to avoid any serious injuries

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or accidents on my property, or I'm ruined!

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D'oh!

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No, you don't!

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(EXCLAlMS WlTH SATlSFACTlON)

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Now I know some of you
may suffer from test anxiety.

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Here's a helpful hint.
Imagine each question is a baby chick.

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If you answer wrong, the chick dies.

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(ALL CRYlNG)

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Shut up. They would've died anyway.

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Now the test will begin
in five, four, three...

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Oh, my God.
We should've begun four minutes ago.

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Go, go, go, go, go, go!

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LISA: You can do it, Lisa. There's nothing
in the room but you and the test.

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(CLOCK TlCKlNG)

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(SCRlBBLlNG)

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(CRACKLlNG)

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(GRATlNG)

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(THUMPlNG)

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(RATTLlNG)

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Focus.

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Pride is to downfall
as overconfidence is to...

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What? They're all equally valid.

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But that can't be.
In life, everything only has one answer!

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(MlLHOUSE HUMMlNG)

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Piece of cake, huh?

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Oh!

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I'm writing on my shirt!

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Hey, Seymour. I just realized something.

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You're stuck babysitting us losers,
which makes you the real loser.

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(ALL LAUGHlNG)

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For your information, I am not a loser.
I am a successful principal

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who paints houses in the summertime.

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You painted our garage,
and it was peeling by October.

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Your dad insisted I use an inferior primer.

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ALL: (CHANTlNG) Loser, loser.

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Excuse me, Mommy. I have to go potty.

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(SlGHS) Otto, can you pull over? Pull over!

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Sorry. I was mesmerized
by the little boy's dance.

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(RALPH WHlMPERlNG)

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(SlNGlNG) Yo, I'II tell you what I want
What I really, really want

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So tell me what you want
What you really, really want

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I'II tell you what I want
What I really, really want

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So tell me what you want
What you really, really want

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-Ralph, are you almost finished?
-I finished before we came in.

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(SlGHS ANGRlLY)

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All right.
Now we can get back on the bus and on...

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(SEYMOUR SCREAMS)

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(THlEF LAUGHlNG)

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All aboard?

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Hey, Skinner.
Want to see our impression of you?

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Well, I guess I could use
an affectionate homage.

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(ALL BABBLlNG)

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All right, stay calm, boys. Oh, God!

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We're at the corner of Cesar Chavez Way
and Martin Luther King Blvd.!

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BART: Ay, caramba!

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Homie, what are you
doing home so early?

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Marge, I won't bore you with the truth.

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All I can say is that until 3:00 p.m.
we must avoid all accidents and injuries

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or we're all going to the poorhouse.

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You mean "back to the poorhouse."

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Fine. "Back."

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And we can't let anyone else
get hurt on our property.

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I don't want anyone to ever get hurt.

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Me, too, baby. But we gotta get real.

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We can discuss it later.

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Right now, while you're here,
you can help host my book club.

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Book club? That's the most stupid,
boring thing ever! Thank you!

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(HOMER HUMMlNG CHEERFULLY)

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Now I would never say a bad word
about Cletus and Brandine,

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but I hear he's been feeding slop
to another woman's pig.

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(EXCLAlMlNG)

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(HOMER GASPS)

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(SHRlEKS)

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(SCREAMS)

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I've been cleaved!

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Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
We're totally liable!

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(BOTH MOANlNG)

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Yeah.

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I mean, no!

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LISA: Maybe I should just move on
to question two.

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00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:15,719
Question two, using what you Iearned
in question one...

244
00:14:15,821 --> 00:14:17,118
(LlSA SCREAMlNG)

245
00:14:19,658 --> 00:14:22,684
Lisa, like Captain Kirk,
I'm not supposed to interfere.

246
00:14:22,795 --> 00:14:25,730
But like T.J. Hooker,
I say what is on my mind.

247
00:14:25,831 --> 00:14:28,163
If you don't know the answer, just guess.

248
00:14:28,267 --> 00:14:30,132
(WHlSPERlNG) This test penalizes guessing.

249
00:14:30,236 --> 00:14:32,864
It does? All right, nobody guess!

250
00:14:32,972 --> 00:14:37,841
Just be right! Get down on your knees,
pray to your God, and ask him...

251
00:14:37,943 --> 00:14:43,176
No, demand he tell you the answer!
And if he won't, he is no God of yours!

252
00:14:43,883 --> 00:14:45,077
(ALL GASPlNG)

253
00:14:45,384 --> 00:14:47,352
What's your plan now, skin rash?

254
00:14:47,453 --> 00:14:49,853
My name isn't skin rash.
It's Principal Skinner.

255
00:14:49,955 --> 00:14:53,152
-And you will address me as such.
-Sure thing, Such.

256
00:14:53,259 --> 00:14:55,056
I'll deal with your insubordinate
wordplay later.

257
00:14:55,160 --> 00:14:58,994
My first duty is to get you boys to safety.
And that's... Where's Ralph?

258
00:14:59,798 --> 00:15:01,493
(FOGHORN BLOWlNG)

259
00:15:01,600 --> 00:15:03,227
I'm playing with Elmo!

260
00:15:12,745 --> 00:15:14,269
(CLOCK TlCKlNG)

261
00:15:14,713 --> 00:15:20,242
Okay. I just have to keep these tipsy
witches safe for 10 more seconds!

262
00:15:22,054 --> 00:15:25,854
Van Johnson was never half the man
Van Heflin was.

263
00:15:26,892 --> 00:15:27,881
(AGNES GRUNTlNG)

264
00:15:27,993 --> 00:15:29,153
Knife!

265
00:15:34,667 --> 00:15:35,656
(GASPS)

266
00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:36,826
(CRYlNG OUT lN SLOW MOTlON)

267
00:15:40,739 --> 00:15:41,706
(HOMER GRUNTS)

268
00:15:47,279 --> 00:15:48,246
(SCREAMS)

269
00:15:48,347 --> 00:15:49,314
(GASPS)

270
00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:54,920
(SlGHS lN RELlEF)

271
00:15:55,020 --> 00:15:55,987
(GRUNTS)

272
00:15:57,556 --> 00:15:58,523
(SCREAMS)

273
00:15:58,624 --> 00:15:59,591
(THUDS)

274
00:15:59,692 --> 00:16:01,023
MR. BURNS: Apaches!

275
00:16:01,593 --> 00:16:03,288
Mr. Burns!

276
00:16:03,395 --> 00:16:07,923
Why do terrible things always happen
to wonderful people at 3:01 p.m.?

277
00:16:08,033 --> 00:16:10,058
Which, for the record, is the correct time.

278
00:16:17,242 --> 00:16:20,040
(MUFFLED) So, plans for the weekend?

279
00:16:21,013 --> 00:16:24,414
Marge, are you mad
I forgot to send in the payment?

280
00:16:24,516 --> 00:16:27,144
No, sweetie. At this point in a marriage,

281
00:16:27,252 --> 00:16:30,187
a wife should know what her husband
can do and what he can't.

282
00:16:30,289 --> 00:16:32,849
Who was I to think you could
mail an envelope?

283
00:16:32,958 --> 00:16:38,260
Baby, I hope you got snuggle insurance
because I'm about to file a claim!

284
00:16:40,799 --> 00:16:42,323
(FOGHORN BLOWlNG)

285
00:16:44,403 --> 00:16:45,461
(RAT SQUEAKlNG)

286
00:16:52,745 --> 00:16:53,712
Bart, do you have your slingshot?

287
00:16:53,812 --> 00:16:55,746
-No, sir.
-I see it in your back pocket!

288
00:16:55,848 --> 00:16:59,306
-Just don't stretch it out.
-I was once a boy, and like all boys...

289
00:16:59,418 --> 00:17:00,749
You like all boys?

290
00:17:00,853 --> 00:17:01,842
Ha-ha!

291
00:17:01,954 --> 00:17:05,754
Shut up!
A child is in danger under my aegis.

292
00:17:05,858 --> 00:17:07,120
Ha-ha?

293
00:17:28,981 --> 00:17:31,176
-Run, Ralph! Run!
-Okay!

294
00:17:35,888 --> 00:17:39,915
Time to do what I've never done
as principal. Something!

295
00:17:44,863 --> 00:17:46,694
(PANTlNG)

296
00:17:47,132 --> 00:17:50,226
-Skinner's spazzing out!
-I'm not spazzing out.

297
00:17:51,003 --> 00:17:53,471
I'm using the principle of conservation
of angular momentum

298
00:17:53,572 --> 00:17:55,096
to turn the container!

299
00:17:55,207 --> 00:17:56,640
BOYS: Oh!

300
00:17:58,444 --> 00:18:02,039
That is so cool. That's the kind of stuff
they should teach in school.

301
00:18:02,147 --> 00:18:03,239
SEYMOUR: We do teach it in school!

302
00:18:03,348 --> 00:18:06,112
You're too busy eating sugar snacks
and horsing around!

303
00:18:06,218 --> 00:18:10,120
-He's right. Learning can teach you things.
-Education rules!

304
00:18:14,026 --> 00:18:15,994
(CHlLDREN CHEERlNG)

305
00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:18,290
(PlANO PLAYlNG)

306
00:18:20,632 --> 00:18:21,621
(CHEERlNG)

307
00:18:22,301 --> 00:18:25,270
"But I reckon I got to light out
for the Territory ahead of the rest,

308
00:18:25,370 --> 00:18:29,306
"because Aunt Sally she's going
to adopt me and sivilize me,

309
00:18:29,408 --> 00:18:32,969
"and I can't stand it. I been there before."

310
00:18:33,078 --> 00:18:34,545
That book was awesome!

311
00:18:34,646 --> 00:18:35,772
ALL: Uh-huh.

312
00:18:35,881 --> 00:18:38,975
Next stop, Springfield Elementary!

313
00:18:39,184 --> 00:18:44,417
Skinner! Otto! Bullies!
The "cowabunga" kid!

314
00:18:44,523 --> 00:18:48,254
And the wee nitwit!
It's so good to see you all!

315
00:18:54,166 --> 00:18:55,463
All done.

316
00:18:55,567 --> 00:18:59,230
And I've got two minutes
to take care of these stray marks.

317
00:19:00,639 --> 00:19:02,106
-Well, that's it.
-Uh-huh.

318
00:19:02,207 --> 00:19:04,801
The test is almost over.
And I haven't done a thing.

319
00:19:04,910 --> 00:19:07,276
-I've blown my whole future.
-Right.

320
00:19:07,379 --> 00:19:12,749
(SlGHS) Well, maybe it'll be more
fun to be a regular, average,

321
00:19:12,851 --> 00:19:14,045
stay-at-home...

322
00:19:15,053 --> 00:19:16,748
This test is a joke!

323
00:19:16,855 --> 00:19:17,844
Huh?

324
00:19:17,956 --> 00:19:18,945
Skinner?

325
00:19:19,057 --> 00:19:23,323
Today I received an education
in how children really learn.

326
00:19:23,428 --> 00:19:27,558
By seeing their principal run around
on top of a shipping container.

327
00:19:27,666 --> 00:19:31,625
So children, put down your answer sheet
and drop that number two.

328
00:19:31,737 --> 00:19:33,227
(ALL LAUGHlNG)

329
00:19:33,338 --> 00:19:36,398
Yes, I know what that means.
I've learned so much today.

330
00:19:36,508 --> 00:19:39,636
This is my school,
and I'm throwing out the test!

331
00:19:39,745 --> 00:19:41,679
(ALL CHEERlNG)

332
00:19:41,780 --> 00:19:45,147
Hooray! I'm a brainy outcast again!

333
00:19:45,250 --> 00:19:47,150
And finally, effective immediately,

334
00:19:47,252 --> 00:19:49,482
I'm overturning this school's ban
on dancing!

335
00:19:49,588 --> 00:19:50,782
(FOOTLOOSEPLAYlNG)

336
00:19:50,889 --> 00:19:53,756
Kick offyour Sunday shoes

337
00:19:53,859 --> 00:19:56,589
PIease, Louise

338
00:19:56,695 --> 00:19:59,425
Pull me off ofmy knees

339
00:19:59,531 --> 00:20:01,795
Jack, get back

340
00:20:01,900 --> 00:20:04,892
C'mon before we crack

341
00:20:05,003 --> 00:20:07,494
Lose your blues

342
00:20:07,606 --> 00:20:10,097
Everybody, cut footloose

343
00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:11,506
Footloose

344
00:20:11,610 --> 00:20:14,477
Kick off your Sunday shoes

345
00:20:14,580 --> 00:20:17,276
PIease, Louise

346
00:20:17,382 --> 00:20:20,078
Pull me off of my knees

347
00:20:20,185 --> 00:20:22,653
Jack, get back

348
00:20:22,754 --> 00:20:25,484
C'mon before we crack

349
00:20:25,591 --> 00:20:28,219
Lose your blues

350
00:20:28,327 --> 00:20:31,262
Everybody, cut footloose

351
00:21:27,619 --> 00:21:28,586
ENGLlSH - US - SDH