1 00:00:02,503 --> 00:00:05,829 The Simpsons. 2 00:00:06,507 --> 00:00:08,811 The Great Louse Detective. 3 00:00:33,200 --> 00:00:35,025 Three minutes, 40 seconds... 4 00:00:35,494 --> 00:00:38,309 ...a new personal best. 5 00:00:42,584 --> 00:00:44,013 Maggie? 6 00:00:57,391 --> 00:00:58,851 No one will ever know. 7 00:00:59,268 --> 00:01:01,572 - Mail call. - Anything good? 8 00:01:02,104 --> 00:01:05,326 The "George Foreman Mail Sorter" will let us know. 9 00:01:22,666 --> 00:01:25,523 Mm. "Your family is invited to a free weekend... 10 00:01:26,128 --> 00:01:27,629 ...at Stagnant Springs Spa." 11 00:01:28,046 --> 00:01:29,621 Oh, that place is famous. 12 00:01:30,048 --> 00:01:33,270 It's where J-Lo hit P. Diddy upside the head with Gary Coleman. 13 00:01:38,599 --> 00:01:41,383 Our attendants can take 10 years off your face... 14 00:01:41,977 --> 00:01:43,260 ...and stick it in your boobs. 15 00:01:43,645 --> 00:01:45,804 And this place isn't just for gals anymore. 16 00:01:46,315 --> 00:01:49,464 It's also for vain, effeminate men. 17 00:01:55,032 --> 00:01:56,679 Kent Brockman? 18 00:01:57,117 --> 00:02:00,558 Well, if you find this shocking, look at Tom Brokaw. 19 00:02:03,040 --> 00:02:06,846 Truly, that was the greatest regeneration. 20 00:02:07,586 --> 00:02:10,954 This place blows. I'm gonna go float a Baby Ruth down a mineral bath. 21 00:02:11,632 --> 00:02:14,562 Don't worry, kids. We've got something just for you. 22 00:02:15,177 --> 00:02:16,345 Do you like Dr. Seuss? 23 00:02:16,720 --> 00:02:19,139 - No. - Then you'll love Dr. Mas-Seuss. 24 00:02:26,980 --> 00:02:30,015 Bad posture has floobled and snozzled your neck. 25 00:02:30,651 --> 00:02:33,247 I'll stop talking like this if you write me a check. 26 00:02:35,906 --> 00:02:40,077 Ooh! These turtles know just where the knots are. 27 00:02:40,869 --> 00:02:43,903 It just shows you God has a plan for every creature. 28 00:02:44,540 --> 00:02:46,656 Yes, yes indeed. 29 00:02:54,925 --> 00:02:57,740 Help! Please! Someone throw me a stick! 30 00:02:58,345 --> 00:03:00,910 Don't struggle. You'll only sink faster. 31 00:03:01,473 --> 00:03:04,799 Roll your eyes back into your head, focusing on your breathing. 32 00:03:05,477 --> 00:03:07,375 You should feel a pleasant tingling. 33 00:03:07,855 --> 00:03:10,670 Oh, I do! I do! 34 00:03:12,860 --> 00:03:15,790 Now, get down on all fours with your rear in the air. 35 00:03:16,405 --> 00:03:17,500 What position is this? 36 00:03:17,865 --> 00:03:20,169 The American taxpayer! 37 00:03:32,546 --> 00:03:35,069 Oh, my God. A naked celebrity. Be cool. 38 00:03:35,632 --> 00:03:37,061 Don't stare at his famous wang. 39 00:03:37,509 --> 00:03:39,699 Ha-ha-ha. Go ahead, look. 40 00:03:40,220 --> 00:03:43,296 The whole world already saw it in Nudist Camp Commandant. 41 00:03:43,932 --> 00:03:46,748 "I wore nothing!" 42 00:04:05,621 --> 00:04:06,788 "Do not use steam room... 43 00:04:07,164 --> 00:04:09,204 ...if you are overweight or have a heart condition." 44 00:04:11,293 --> 00:04:13,712 Wait a minute. I'm not wearing a shirt. 45 00:04:32,523 --> 00:04:34,462 Who ordered the steamed gentile? 46 00:04:34,942 --> 00:04:37,580 Mm, steamed gentile. 47 00:04:38,570 --> 00:04:41,062 Don't worry. Us pigs will catch this killer. 48 00:04:41,615 --> 00:04:44,357 Now, Mr. Simpson, is it possible you're living a double... 49 00:04:44,952 --> 00:04:47,444 ...or triple life that your wife doesn't know about? 50 00:04:47,996 --> 00:04:50,113 Triple? No. Definitely no. 51 00:04:50,624 --> 00:04:53,116 You have to do something to protect my husband. 52 00:04:53,669 --> 00:04:56,453 Where on my badge does it say anything about protecting people? 53 00:04:57,256 --> 00:04:58,256 Uh, second word, chief. 54 00:04:59,508 --> 00:05:00,895 Thanks, Princeton Pete. 55 00:05:01,301 --> 00:05:04,085 Now, your case requires someone who understands... 56 00:05:04,680 --> 00:05:06,285 ...the twisted mind of a murderer. 57 00:05:06,723 --> 00:05:08,329 And I know just where to find him. 58 00:05:08,767 --> 00:05:10,634 - Paris? - No. No, not Paris. 59 00:05:11,436 --> 00:05:13,084 I'm never gonna go to Paris. 60 00:05:17,776 --> 00:05:19,643 These are our most dangerous criminals. 61 00:05:20,112 --> 00:05:22,896 Each one crazier than the last. Uh, come to think of it... 62 00:05:23,490 --> 00:05:26,524 ...he should be there and this guy, he should be over there. 63 00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:29,465 Wait. You're saying he's crazier than I am? 64 00:05:29,997 --> 00:05:33,219 That's exactly what I'm saying, Decapitating Harry. Now move it. 65 00:05:36,503 --> 00:05:38,589 Yeah, yeah. Whatever. 66 00:05:40,174 --> 00:05:42,697 I don't think this was a great place to bring the children. 67 00:05:43,260 --> 00:05:46,263 - It beats Disney's California Adventure. - Mm-hm. 68 00:05:46,889 --> 00:05:48,275 - Oh, yeah. - Yeah, that's true. 69 00:05:48,682 --> 00:05:51,247 Which one of these psychos is gonna help me catch my killer? 70 00:05:51,810 --> 00:05:52,810 He's right in here. 71 00:05:56,356 --> 00:05:59,943 - Access denied. - Oh, fine. I gotta use a fork. 72 00:06:07,743 --> 00:06:08,869 Hello, Bart. 73 00:06:09,244 --> 00:06:11,038 Aah! Sideshow Bob! 74 00:06:11,496 --> 00:06:14,896 Oh, come now. We've been through so much together. Just call me Bob. 75 00:06:15,584 --> 00:06:17,409 Aah! Bob! 76 00:06:21,298 --> 00:06:24,186 All right, Bob, if you help us catch the guy trying to kill Homer... 77 00:06:24,801 --> 00:06:26,303 ...we'll make it worth your while. 78 00:06:26,720 --> 00:06:29,754 - What could you offer me? - Your pick of roles in the prison musical. 79 00:06:30,390 --> 00:06:32,507 This year, I think it's Man of La Mancha. 80 00:06:33,018 --> 00:06:35,249 Yeah. Don Quixote, Sancho Panza... 81 00:06:35,771 --> 00:06:38,294 ...Dr. Carrasco, you know, they're all great parts. 82 00:06:38,857 --> 00:06:40,609 Ugh, what a great show. I wish it was today. 83 00:06:41,068 --> 00:06:42,934 - So, what do you say, Bob? - Fair enough. 84 00:06:47,199 --> 00:06:50,379 Now, I will need round-the-clock access to all the Simpsons... 85 00:06:51,036 --> 00:06:52,162 ...especially Bart. 86 00:06:52,538 --> 00:06:56,166 Then you might as well stay with us. We serve the same meat the prisons do. 87 00:06:56,875 --> 00:06:59,107 Wait, wait, wait. Bob can't stay with us. 88 00:06:59,628 --> 00:07:01,932 This man has tried to kill me so much, it's not funny. 89 00:07:02,464 --> 00:07:05,832 Don't worry, son. We have ways of making him compliant. 90 00:07:06,510 --> 00:07:10,065 Dad, I can't believe you're putting my life at risk to save your own. 91 00:07:10,764 --> 00:07:14,278 You'll understand someday when you have kids. 92 00:07:17,521 --> 00:07:19,095 Now, if he even looks at you funny... 93 00:07:19,523 --> 00:07:21,681 ...this shock garter will set him straight. 94 00:07:22,192 --> 00:07:25,925 And don't try taking it off because it's taped to your leg hair. 95 00:07:26,655 --> 00:07:28,626 - And that really hurts. - Oh, come now. 96 00:07:29,116 --> 00:07:31,973 As gentlemen, surely we can just agree to... Dear God! 97 00:07:32,578 --> 00:07:33,787 - Sorry. - Fair enough. 98 00:07:34,162 --> 00:07:37,343 But now that we know what it can do, there's no need to... Mother! 99 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:40,888 Wow. You don't even have to point it at him. 100 00:07:43,922 --> 00:07:45,497 Homer, think carefully. 101 00:07:45,924 --> 00:07:49,219 Of all the people you have known, who might have reason to do you ill? 102 00:07:49,887 --> 00:07:52,452 Hmm. Well, there's Mr. Burns... 103 00:07:53,015 --> 00:07:56,643 ...Fat Tony, the Emperor of Japan, ex-President Bush. 104 00:07:57,352 --> 00:08:00,241 - The late Frank Grimes. - PBS, Stephen Hawking... 105 00:08:00,856 --> 00:08:04,078 - ...the fat little Dixie Chick. - And the state of Florida. 106 00:08:04,735 --> 00:08:06,413 How can one man have so many enemies? 107 00:08:06,862 --> 00:08:10,490 - I'm a people person. Who drinks. - Ah. 108 00:08:11,200 --> 00:08:13,285 Homer, in order to identify your assailant... 109 00:08:13,785 --> 00:08:16,601 ...I must follow you through the course of a normal day. 110 00:08:17,206 --> 00:08:18,446 Just do what you usually do... 111 00:08:18,832 --> 00:08:21,502 - ...and the killer will reveal himself. - Gotcha. 112 00:08:24,713 --> 00:08:28,008 - This is a normal day? - I just wanted to impress you. 113 00:08:30,427 --> 00:08:32,773 Welcome to your Springfield Mardi Gras headquarters. 114 00:08:33,305 --> 00:08:35,568 Cast your vote now for this year's king. 115 00:08:36,099 --> 00:08:37,747 Mardi Gras, eh? 116 00:08:38,185 --> 00:08:41,146 Didn't last year's king have to abdicate because he married a commoner? 117 00:08:41,772 --> 00:08:43,524 And I'd do it again. 118 00:08:43,982 --> 00:08:46,766 But I do miss the Royal Crown Cola. 119 00:08:47,361 --> 00:08:51,313 Ah, yes, the Kwik-E-Mart. I haven't been here since I robbed it dressed as Krusty. 120 00:08:52,074 --> 00:08:55,848 - My one successful crime. - You were quite the gentleman. 121 00:08:56,578 --> 00:08:58,695 Today's robbers, they are all smash-and-grab. 122 00:08:59,206 --> 00:09:00,561 You understood the dance. 123 00:09:00,958 --> 00:09:03,450 Our time is passing, old friend. 124 00:09:04,211 --> 00:09:06,807 Uh, if you two country hens are finished clucking... 125 00:09:07,381 --> 00:09:10,780 ...I'd like to buy a copy of Jugs and Ammo. 126 00:09:14,429 --> 00:09:17,724 Well, we've settled that argument. You can't read a magazine and drive. 127 00:09:18,392 --> 00:09:22,166 Look, Junior, I expect this to be fixed with quality GM parts. 128 00:09:22,896 --> 00:09:24,982 But your car was built in Croatia. 129 00:09:25,482 --> 00:09:27,130 It's made from old Soviet tanks. 130 00:09:27,568 --> 00:09:29,872 Just fix it, Mr. Sasswrench. 131 00:09:30,404 --> 00:09:33,000 Homer, please. The last thing you need is more enemies. 132 00:09:33,574 --> 00:09:37,015 Right, right. I'm counting the pennies in the ashtray. 133 00:09:37,911 --> 00:09:38,964 There's two. 134 00:09:44,668 --> 00:09:47,264 The trap is set. The killer will think this dummy is you... 135 00:09:47,838 --> 00:09:49,371 ...out for an evening stroll. 136 00:09:49,798 --> 00:09:51,550 Now we lie in wait... 137 00:09:52,009 --> 00:09:55,043 ...like hungry Cassius for noble Caesar. 138 00:09:55,679 --> 00:09:58,171 You're so smart. Shock him. 139 00:09:58,724 --> 00:10:00,329 Odds Bodkins! 140 00:10:09,776 --> 00:10:11,351 Oh, someone's coming. 141 00:10:13,822 --> 00:10:16,419 Now who's the sociopath, huh? 142 00:10:17,659 --> 00:10:21,027 Moe. He's got a dark side I've never dreamed of. 143 00:10:21,705 --> 00:10:23,676 Well, mystery solved. 144 00:10:24,166 --> 00:10:25,521 Wait a moment. 145 00:10:28,795 --> 00:10:30,735 He's hurt. Go, go, go. 146 00:10:31,215 --> 00:10:34,249 These are Homer's friends and family. They don't want him dead. 147 00:10:34,885 --> 00:10:36,240 They just want him to suffer. 148 00:10:41,808 --> 00:10:43,529 Thank you, Lord. 149 00:10:46,438 --> 00:10:50,213 Once I kill you, everyone will think I'm the real Homer. Ha-ha-ha. 150 00:10:51,401 --> 00:10:52,087 - None of this seems odd to you? - Meh. 151 00:10:52,111 --> 00:10:53,904 - None of this seems odd to you? - Meh. 152 00:11:00,744 --> 00:11:03,340 Say, Bob, how come you were never able to kill Bart? 153 00:11:03,914 --> 00:11:05,634 Yeah. A kid should be real simple to kill. 154 00:11:06,083 --> 00:11:08,867 I'd come up behind him with a knife and slit his throat real quick. 155 00:11:09,461 --> 00:11:10,890 Guys, Bob is my only hope. 156 00:11:11,296 --> 00:11:12,829 Back off and give him room to think. 157 00:11:13,257 --> 00:11:16,479 Homer, if I could write haikus while skinheads beat me with soap... 158 00:11:17,135 --> 00:11:19,774 ...I can concentrate anywhere. 159 00:11:33,986 --> 00:11:36,582 - Oh, my God. He's getting closer. - Ugh. 160 00:11:37,155 --> 00:11:38,396 My poor jar. 161 00:11:38,782 --> 00:11:41,670 Oh, why didn't I take more photos? 162 00:11:43,662 --> 00:11:47,176 Memories. 163 00:11:47,875 --> 00:11:53,078 Like the corners of my mind. 164 00:11:55,841 --> 00:11:57,228 Here's an interesting clue. 165 00:11:57,634 --> 00:12:00,272 Homer's assailant left a black smudge on the spa invitation. 166 00:12:00,846 --> 00:12:02,274 This could be the breakthrough we... 167 00:12:03,432 --> 00:12:07,133 Ha, ha. I thought I could get it while it was in the recharger. 168 00:12:09,980 --> 00:12:13,567 I was wrong. 169 00:12:14,943 --> 00:12:17,175 I don't know how we ever had fun without him. 170 00:12:17,696 --> 00:12:20,657 We now return to That '30s Show. 171 00:12:21,283 --> 00:12:23,400 Hey, Pop, where's the crank on this Victrola? 172 00:12:23,911 --> 00:12:25,037 Why, it's the latest model. 173 00:12:25,412 --> 00:12:27,852 From now on, the only crank in this house is your Aunt Gladys. 174 00:12:29,333 --> 00:12:31,825 For your information, I'm cranky because I've got polio. 175 00:12:32,377 --> 00:12:33,377 Aww. 176 00:12:36,632 --> 00:12:41,324 Tom Shales gave this show a good review and I'm the one in prison. 177 00:12:42,179 --> 00:12:44,817 Bob, I know you're enjoying fall preview week... 178 00:12:45,390 --> 00:12:48,644 ...but I was wondering if you made progress towards finding Homer's killer? 179 00:12:49,311 --> 00:12:51,615 No, I haven't. Go ahead, shock me. 180 00:12:52,147 --> 00:12:53,899 Well, just a little one. 181 00:12:58,445 --> 00:13:00,020 Homer, it's stuck. 182 00:13:12,334 --> 00:13:14,273 Listen, Homer, I don't know who your killer is. 183 00:13:14,753 --> 00:13:16,328 But I do know he'll strike again. 184 00:13:16,755 --> 00:13:18,872 Your only hope is to stay completely out of sight. 185 00:13:19,383 --> 00:13:22,271 Very well. I am gone. 186 00:13:26,598 --> 00:13:28,100 Aah! Don't look at me. 187 00:13:29,768 --> 00:13:30,936 - Homer Simpson? - Right here. 188 00:13:34,064 --> 00:13:36,556 You've been elected king of Mardi Gras. 189 00:13:37,109 --> 00:13:40,185 Whoo-hoo! Good things do happen to bad people. 190 00:13:40,821 --> 00:13:44,074 Honey, the king of Mardi Gras has to ride around on a float all day. 191 00:13:44,741 --> 00:13:45,982 You'll be a sitting duck. 192 00:13:46,368 --> 00:13:49,298 Marge, you're embarrassing me in front of the drag queen. 193 00:13:55,711 --> 00:13:58,422 It's Mardi Gras time in Springfield. 194 00:13:59,006 --> 00:14:00,799 This year's king is none other than... 195 00:14:01,258 --> 00:14:04,584 ...local hothead Homer Simpson. Long live the king. 196 00:14:05,262 --> 00:14:08,296 In a related story, Homer Simpson may not have long to live. 197 00:14:08,932 --> 00:14:11,049 Homer, it's a trap. You only won... 198 00:14:11,560 --> 00:14:14,125 ...because somebody stuffed the ballot box with these. 199 00:14:16,773 --> 00:14:19,662 - Nonetheless, the people have spoken. - But I'm afraid you'll get hurt. 200 00:14:20,277 --> 00:14:22,696 This is a way to flush this killer out once and for all. 201 00:14:23,238 --> 00:14:24,521 And get drunk on a Tuesday. 202 00:14:24,907 --> 00:14:27,618 Today's Tuesday. And you've had six beers. 203 00:14:28,202 --> 00:14:29,703 But I'm not drunk. 204 00:14:32,831 --> 00:14:34,260 Yeah. 205 00:14:34,666 --> 00:14:36,783 The killer is out there. 206 00:14:37,294 --> 00:14:40,182 I would stake my entire fortune of cigarettes on it. 207 00:14:40,797 --> 00:14:43,686 Now, Bob, I know you're concerned. But don't worry. 208 00:14:44,301 --> 00:14:46,720 I have operatives working the crowd. 209 00:14:47,679 --> 00:14:50,463 So, uh, you're from Tempe? I'm from Chicago. 210 00:14:51,058 --> 00:14:53,696 Whoa, I'm so drunk I'm gonna puke. 211 00:14:54,269 --> 00:14:56,167 You ever get that feeling, beautiful? 212 00:15:01,527 --> 00:15:05,113 America loves its kings, from George III to Larry. 213 00:15:09,284 --> 00:15:11,443 Phew. Just Italians. 214 00:15:14,081 --> 00:15:17,084 His float's already moving. I didn't even hear the engine start. 215 00:15:17,709 --> 00:15:19,211 Yeah, it's really running quiet. 216 00:15:19,628 --> 00:15:21,567 Some mechanic tuned it up before the parade. 217 00:15:22,047 --> 00:15:23,799 A mechanic? 218 00:15:37,521 --> 00:15:40,013 My God. That's it. 219 00:15:41,942 --> 00:15:44,726 Homer, you must get off that float. The brake line has been cut. 220 00:15:46,697 --> 00:15:50,211 Oh, my God. Attention, drunken idiots. This is your king. 221 00:15:50,909 --> 00:15:53,360 Sacrifice yourselves to slow me down. 222 00:15:57,749 --> 00:15:59,324 - Oh, that's heavy. - Aah! 223 00:16:01,211 --> 00:16:02,859 Hey, how about some beads? 224 00:16:03,297 --> 00:16:06,227 - They're not for dudes. - That's cool. 225 00:16:08,760 --> 00:16:11,253 Dad's heading straight for the Museum of Swordfish. 226 00:16:11,805 --> 00:16:14,297 That museum has been nothing but trouble since it opened. 227 00:16:14,850 --> 00:16:17,738 Must save buffoon. 228 00:16:34,077 --> 00:16:36,267 Ha, ha. I did it. 229 00:16:37,164 --> 00:16:39,427 Wha...? You saved my life. 230 00:16:41,585 --> 00:16:46,308 I saved a life. And it feels wonderful. 231 00:16:47,174 --> 00:16:49,843 And yet, I could just as easily drop you to your death. 232 00:16:50,427 --> 00:16:51,553 Don't be so sure. 233 00:16:51,929 --> 00:16:54,348 I got my legs wrapped around your ass pretty tight. 234 00:16:57,643 --> 00:16:58,956 Everything going dark. 235 00:16:59,353 --> 00:17:02,168 Like Duff Stout, the beer that made Ireland famous. 236 00:17:02,773 --> 00:17:05,223 I love you, Doris. I... Ooh... 237 00:17:06,818 --> 00:17:08,393 Ooh. We're up so high. 238 00:17:08,820 --> 00:17:11,125 Where could that shot have come from? 239 00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:15,692 - There's your killer. - Well, duh. 240 00:17:19,790 --> 00:17:21,145 Your king needs these stilts. 241 00:17:21,542 --> 00:17:24,472 - Jesus is our only king. - Not anymore. 242 00:17:26,547 --> 00:17:28,079 There he is. 243 00:17:45,649 --> 00:17:47,953 Hey, I know you. You're my mechanic, Junior. 244 00:17:48,485 --> 00:17:50,383 Frank Grimes, Jr. 245 00:17:51,071 --> 00:17:53,302 Frank Grimes... 246 00:17:54,449 --> 00:17:55,576 Don't you remember? 247 00:17:55,951 --> 00:17:58,881 Your apelike incompetence drove my father insane. 248 00:17:59,663 --> 00:18:02,447 Frank Grimes... 249 00:18:03,417 --> 00:18:05,982 What's this? "Extremely High Voltage." 250 00:18:06,545 --> 00:18:09,652 Well, I don't need safety gloves, because I'm Homer Simp... 251 00:18:16,513 --> 00:18:19,547 Oh, yeah. How is old Grimey? 252 00:18:20,684 --> 00:18:22,947 He's dead. Like you should be. 253 00:18:23,478 --> 00:18:26,263 Whoa! Wait, Frank Grimes wasn't married. 254 00:18:26,857 --> 00:18:30,809 - How could he have a son? - He happened to like hookers, okay? 255 00:18:31,570 --> 00:18:33,436 Dad, I figured it out! 256 00:18:33,906 --> 00:18:36,022 - The murderer is... - We know, Frank Grimes, Jr. 257 00:18:38,702 --> 00:18:40,381 Precisely. 258 00:18:41,455 --> 00:18:42,696 Take him away, boys. 259 00:18:47,336 --> 00:18:48,618 That's nice work, Bob. 260 00:18:49,004 --> 00:18:50,464 Now give him the rhino tranqs. 261 00:18:57,679 --> 00:19:00,276 If I can tranq out just one freak on stilts... 262 00:19:00,849 --> 00:19:03,956 - ...I know I've done my job. - You're living the dream, chief. 263 00:19:06,563 --> 00:19:08,722 Dad, I'm really glad you're still alive. 264 00:19:09,233 --> 00:19:12,934 Yeah, it's every parent's dream to outlive their children. 265 00:19:13,654 --> 00:19:15,374 Good night, son. 266 00:19:19,993 --> 00:19:21,119 Hello, Bart. 267 00:19:24,957 --> 00:19:26,969 Looking for this? 268 00:19:30,546 --> 00:19:33,403 Now I'm going to take some advice that was given to me by Lenny... 269 00:19:34,007 --> 00:19:35,613 ...and kill you without delay. 270 00:19:40,514 --> 00:19:43,840 One thrust and the deed is done. 271 00:19:46,562 --> 00:19:49,492 I... I can't do it. 272 00:19:50,440 --> 00:19:51,440 Why not? 273 00:19:51,692 --> 00:19:54,215 Well, I guess I've, dear God... 274 00:19:54,778 --> 00:19:56,530 ...grown accustomed to your face. 275 00:19:57,906 --> 00:20:02,296 I've grown accustomed to his face. 276 00:20:03,704 --> 00:20:07,802 And dreams of gouging out his eyes. 277 00:20:08,584 --> 00:20:11,399 I've grown accustomed to my hate. 278 00:20:12,004 --> 00:20:14,496 My plans to lacerate. 279 00:20:15,549 --> 00:20:17,926 To disembowel. 280 00:20:18,468 --> 00:20:21,836 To hear him howl. 281 00:20:22,514 --> 00:20:26,873 The very reason thatl live. 282 00:20:27,686 --> 00:20:32,003 Is plotting how to watch him die. 283 00:20:34,067 --> 00:20:36,664 Bart, turn down that original cast recording and go to sleep. 284 00:20:37,237 --> 00:20:39,761 I know this chubby scalawag. 285 00:20:40,324 --> 00:20:43,650 Has made my life a living hell. 286 00:20:44,328 --> 00:20:48,832 Surely if I drank his blood I'd be at peace. 287 00:20:49,666 --> 00:20:51,898 But well. 288 00:20:52,419 --> 00:20:57,143 You've grown accustomed to my face. 289 00:20:58,008 --> 00:21:00,677 - This isn't a duet. - Sorry. 290 00:21:01,261 --> 00:21:04,150 I've grown accustomed to your fear. 291 00:21:04,765 --> 00:21:07,361 Accustomed to revenge. 292 00:21:07,935 --> 00:21:11,855 Accustomed to. 293 00:21:12,606 --> 00:21:16,745 Your face. 294 00:21:22,616 --> 00:21:25,504 We shall meet again, old friend. 295 00:21:26,119 --> 00:21:29,081 But now I must steal away into the night.