1 00:00:03,045 --> 00:00:04,692 The Simpsons. 2 00:00:05,130 --> 00:00:06,490 Bart vs. Lisa vs. The Third Grade. 3 00:01:36,054 --> 00:01:37,054 Welcome back 4 00:01:37,389 --> 00:01:38,849 to Animal Survivor. 5 00:01:41,393 --> 00:01:43,332 Okay, tribes, it's been a rough week. 6 00:01:43,812 --> 00:01:46,075 Rhino, you lost the tribe's fishing equipment. 7 00:01:48,400 --> 00:01:52,275 And we saw a dramatic collapse in the lion-gazelle alliance. 8 00:01:55,073 --> 00:01:57,241 Oh, I hate reality shows. 9 00:01:57,367 --> 00:02:00,516 A year ago, you said they were the greatest thing that ever happened to us. 10 00:02:01,163 --> 00:02:02,883 I've grown. You haven't. 11 00:02:03,790 --> 00:02:06,460 And now we're back to Touch the Stove. 12 00:02:07,044 --> 00:02:09,901 So, Kevin, I hear you collect amusing postcards. 13 00:02:10,506 --> 00:02:12,372 Uh, yeah, it all started when... 14 00:02:12,841 --> 00:02:14,854 Touch the stove. 15 00:02:15,344 --> 00:02:16,991 I can't take any more of these shows. 16 00:02:17,429 --> 00:02:20,067 If I wanted reality, I'd finally have this lump looked at. 17 00:02:22,434 --> 00:02:25,656 Networks love reality shows because they don't have to pay writers or actors. 18 00:02:26,313 --> 00:02:29,712 Stupid writers and actors, priced yourselves right out of the business. 19 00:02:30,400 --> 00:02:32,152 Nice going, geniuses. 20 00:02:32,611 --> 00:02:34,290 Let's get one of those satellite dishes. 21 00:02:34,738 --> 00:02:36,823 Then we can stop suckling on the six-network teat. 22 00:02:37,324 --> 00:02:40,953 Get back, honky cat. Those systems are too expensive. 23 00:02:41,662 --> 00:02:43,632 Marge, we can't pinch pennies on the machine... 24 00:02:44,122 --> 00:02:45,874 ...that's going to be raising our children. 25 00:02:46,333 --> 00:02:51,098 Come on, kids. Daddy knows a way to get some money with no risk. 26 00:02:54,466 --> 00:02:57,177 And the winner by a nose is No Risk. 27 00:02:57,761 --> 00:02:59,221 Woo-hoo! 28 00:03:02,516 --> 00:03:05,331 Okay. Now all we have to do is install your satellite dish. 29 00:03:05,936 --> 00:03:07,948 Can you be home from 8 a.m. Monday morning... 30 00:03:08,438 --> 00:03:10,232 - ...through June? - No problem. 31 00:03:13,443 --> 00:03:16,405 Hey, Flanders, check out my new satellite dish. 32 00:03:18,240 --> 00:03:20,033 Boy, that's jim-dandy roof candy. 33 00:03:20,492 --> 00:03:22,609 I'd love to come over and watch that Church Channel. 34 00:03:23,120 --> 00:03:25,466 - I bet you would. - Oh, you'd win that bet. 35 00:03:25,998 --> 00:03:28,260 I'm spending all my money on religious pay-per-view. 36 00:03:28,792 --> 00:03:30,836 Or as I like to call it, "pray-per-view." 37 00:03:31,336 --> 00:03:33,349 Damn your sparkling wordplay. 38 00:03:33,839 --> 00:03:35,267 And bless your humble home. 39 00:03:37,593 --> 00:03:40,116 Oh, it's red wire to red wire. 40 00:03:41,889 --> 00:03:43,713 What idiot dreamed that up? 41 00:03:44,308 --> 00:03:47,050 And the Lord said, "Let there be crap." 42 00:04:06,997 --> 00:04:10,146 And thereby reducing the number of states to 49. 43 00:04:10,792 --> 00:04:12,836 Cool. It's the NBC News feed. 44 00:04:13,337 --> 00:04:15,276 Mm, feed. 45 00:04:15,756 --> 00:04:17,508 You get to see what they do during breaks. 46 00:04:17,966 --> 00:04:21,626 We'll be right back with a special report on soccer moms who hate soccer. 47 00:04:22,346 --> 00:04:25,933 - Clear. - Oh, Lord, I'm so fat, aah. 48 00:04:32,648 --> 00:04:35,536 Hey, Lis, wanna try some satellite TV? We've got Japanese Friends. 49 00:04:41,198 --> 00:04:42,439 Do you like my new shirt? 50 00:04:42,824 --> 00:04:46,776 It says, "Reggae Hairstyle Rock 'n' Roll." Could I be more Japanese? 51 00:04:47,538 --> 00:04:49,884 You are the emperor of last year. 52 00:04:50,415 --> 00:04:52,240 Your comeback shames me. 53 00:04:52,709 --> 00:04:53,829 How about The Clock Channel? 54 00:04:54,127 --> 00:04:56,390 Coming up on The Clock Channel: 6:00. 55 00:04:56,922 --> 00:04:58,204 Wait a minute, I saw this one. 56 00:04:58,590 --> 00:05:02,219 I have to study for the elementary school achievement test, and so do you. 57 00:05:02,928 --> 00:05:04,867 Hey, I don't have to study on the weekend. 58 00:05:05,347 --> 00:05:06,661 It's Wednesday night. 59 00:05:07,057 --> 00:05:10,456 Kids, kids, you're both right. 60 00:05:12,813 --> 00:05:15,555 We're back with Who Wants to Marry an Internet Billionaire? 61 00:05:16,149 --> 00:05:18,788 Uh, no, millionaire. Oh, well, now he's broke. 62 00:05:28,579 --> 00:05:32,134 Why don't you turn off the TV and join us for dessert? 63 00:05:32,833 --> 00:05:34,512 I made a pie. 64 00:05:34,960 --> 00:05:36,388 Put pie here. 65 00:05:40,424 --> 00:05:42,103 Would you like some ice cream with that? 66 00:05:42,551 --> 00:05:43,865 Me not pig. 67 00:05:47,389 --> 00:05:49,547 We now return to Robo Trouble. 68 00:05:50,058 --> 00:05:52,363 Oh, I'm sorry. I mean, Robot Rumble. 69 00:05:56,690 --> 00:05:58,410 Why are we fighting each other? 70 00:05:58,859 --> 00:06:01,643 Together we can defeat the humans and rule the Earth. 71 00:06:02,237 --> 00:06:04,615 I agree. 72 00:06:09,536 --> 00:06:10,536 Sucker. 73 00:06:13,290 --> 00:06:16,366 Homicidal robots. So like us. 74 00:06:18,712 --> 00:06:22,153 Bart, the test is in two hours and you haven't slept in a fortnight. 75 00:06:22,841 --> 00:06:25,438 - What's a fortnight? - You should know. It's on the test. 76 00:06:30,516 --> 00:06:31,798 No pressure, children. 77 00:06:32,184 --> 00:06:35,739 These test results will follow you for the rest of your life and beyond the grave. 78 00:06:39,107 --> 00:06:41,193 This test is boring. What else is on? 79 00:07:02,422 --> 00:07:04,539 It's finally happened, Bart. 80 00:07:05,050 --> 00:07:07,240 You've lost your mind. 81 00:07:28,699 --> 00:07:30,346 Now, let's raise the roof... 82 00:07:30,784 --> 00:07:33,933 ...for the bland informative rap of M.C. Safety and the Caution Crew. 83 00:07:34,580 --> 00:07:36,884 Yo, yo, yo, y'all feeling cautious? 84 00:07:37,416 --> 00:07:38,990 I say a crosswalk, a cross-ity walk. 85 00:07:39,418 --> 00:07:41,538 And don't stop crossing Till you're on the next block. 86 00:07:41,753 --> 00:07:43,620 First you look both ways Then you walk not run. 87 00:07:44,089 --> 00:07:46,508 Obeying safety rules is acceptable fun Break it down now. 88 00:07:47,050 --> 00:07:49,615 Just walk, don't run Drink juice, yum-yum. 89 00:07:52,931 --> 00:07:53,984 Watch out, Beatles. 90 00:07:54,349 --> 00:07:56,695 I have one more important announcement to share with you. 91 00:07:57,227 --> 00:07:59,094 Would Lisa Simpson join me on stage? 92 00:08:00,981 --> 00:08:04,568 Lisa, because of your outstanding score on yesterday's big test... 93 00:08:05,277 --> 00:08:08,238 ...you're being immediately moved up to the third grade. 94 00:08:11,909 --> 00:08:12,909 She's not so great. 95 00:08:13,202 --> 00:08:15,506 She got diarrhea when we went to Carlsbad Caverns. 96 00:08:21,251 --> 00:08:22,251 Okay, Bart... 97 00:08:22,461 --> 00:08:25,391 ...since you like attention so much, I have a second announcement. 98 00:08:27,466 --> 00:08:29,186 I was going to tell you this privately... 99 00:08:29,635 --> 00:08:31,939 ...but because of your incredibly low test score... 100 00:08:32,471 --> 00:08:34,775 ...we're sending you back to third grade. 101 00:08:39,895 --> 00:08:42,126 What? I gotta be in the same class as her? 102 00:08:42,648 --> 00:08:45,098 What? I gotta be in the same class as him? 103 00:08:46,777 --> 00:08:50,551 Hmm? They're gonna be in the same class as each other? 104 00:08:52,741 --> 00:08:54,826 An old Army buddy is visiting Mannix? 105 00:08:57,496 --> 00:09:01,448 Class, meet our newest third graders, Lisa and Bart Simpson. 106 00:09:02,209 --> 00:09:04,951 Lisa comes to us from Miss Hoover... 107 00:09:05,546 --> 00:09:08,841 ...while Bart was taught by Mrs. Krabappel. Slut. 108 00:09:09,508 --> 00:09:11,520 Hi, Bart and Lisa. 109 00:09:12,636 --> 00:09:17,213 A rooster sits on a roof facing north. It lays an egg. Which way does it roll? 110 00:09:18,058 --> 00:09:20,070 Okay, the sun rises in the east... 111 00:09:20,561 --> 00:09:23,230 ...so the rooster would probably wanna lay it on the cool side... 112 00:09:23,814 --> 00:09:26,191 Roosters don't lay eggs. They're boys. 113 00:09:26,733 --> 00:09:28,454 - Very good, Bart. - Mm-hm. 114 00:09:28,944 --> 00:09:33,084 Lisa, I want you to stick close to your big brother until you catch up. 115 00:09:41,206 --> 00:09:42,885 Young man, you're not in this class. 116 00:09:43,333 --> 00:09:45,596 - What are you doing here? - Laughing at jerks. 117 00:09:52,259 --> 00:09:53,938 Quiet nerds burp only near school. 118 00:09:54,386 --> 00:09:56,211 Bart, I'm doing my geography homework. 119 00:09:56,680 --> 00:09:59,391 That's how you remember the four original provinces of Canada. 120 00:09:59,975 --> 00:10:02,467 "Quebec, New Brunswick, Ontario, Nova Scotia." 121 00:10:03,020 --> 00:10:04,813 Quiet nerds burp only near school. 122 00:10:05,272 --> 00:10:07,243 Here's how you remember their principle exports: 123 00:10:07,733 --> 00:10:09,411 Dogs eat barf solely on Wednesday, Mabel. 124 00:10:09,860 --> 00:10:12,310 Stop. I wanna learn on my own. 125 00:10:14,948 --> 00:10:16,028 Canada's governors general: 126 00:10:16,241 --> 00:10:18,765 Clowns love haircuts, so should Lee Marvin's valet. 127 00:10:19,328 --> 00:10:21,194 Get out! 128 00:10:22,414 --> 00:10:26,220 Here are your math tests. Morgan, Dakota, Ashley... 129 00:10:26,960 --> 00:10:30,954 ...Dakota, Tyler, Tyler, Lisa. 130 00:10:31,715 --> 00:10:33,540 What's this weird mark next to my A? 131 00:10:34,009 --> 00:10:35,009 That's an A-minus. 132 00:10:35,302 --> 00:10:36,657 Mm, minus? 133 00:10:37,054 --> 00:10:38,107 Nice work, Bart. 134 00:10:38,472 --> 00:10:40,557 An A? Copacetic. 135 00:10:41,058 --> 00:10:42,559 You did better than me? 136 00:10:42,976 --> 00:10:45,427 Eh, I took this test last year. The answer key never changes. 137 00:10:45,979 --> 00:10:49,535 B-C-B-C-A-A-B-B-C-C-D. False. False. True. William Jennings Bryan. 138 00:10:50,234 --> 00:10:52,350 That's cheating. Bart cheated. 139 00:10:52,861 --> 00:10:56,302 Young lady, in the third grade, we don't care for tattletales. 140 00:10:58,534 --> 00:11:00,066 And we don't care for moaners either. 141 00:11:02,454 --> 00:11:05,050 Sobbing only pushes Bart's grade higher. 142 00:11:08,669 --> 00:11:10,389 Pukers in back. 143 00:11:10,838 --> 00:11:13,726 Kids, look what I got you for your third-grade field trip. 144 00:11:14,341 --> 00:11:16,426 Matching fanny packs. 145 00:11:16,927 --> 00:11:18,314 Now your fannies match. 146 00:11:21,557 --> 00:11:23,600 - Hey, get away from me. Get... - Get away. 147 00:11:24,101 --> 00:11:25,967 - Quit it. - Stop it. Let go. 148 00:11:26,436 --> 00:11:28,960 Stop. You'll crush your juice boxes. 149 00:11:36,029 --> 00:11:38,594 All right, everybody choose a buddy for the field trip. 150 00:11:39,157 --> 00:11:40,982 - I'll take Kyle. - I'll take Ashley. 151 00:11:41,451 --> 00:11:44,413 Saying your buddy's name out loud is a security risk. 152 00:11:45,038 --> 00:11:47,343 I'll just put you two together. 153 00:11:51,378 --> 00:11:56,143 There's a swingin' town I know Called Capital City. 154 00:11:58,135 --> 00:11:59,814 - Punch buggy red, unh. - Ow. 155 00:12:00,262 --> 00:12:01,722 You are such an immature... 156 00:12:02,139 --> 00:12:04,037 - Punch buggy white, unh. - Ow. 157 00:12:04,516 --> 00:12:05,903 - Stop fighting. - He started it. 158 00:12:06,310 --> 00:12:07,696 He did punch buggy first. 159 00:12:08,103 --> 00:12:09,156 What's punch buggy? 160 00:12:09,521 --> 00:12:12,378 When you see a Volkswagen Bug, you punch somebody and yell the color. 161 00:12:15,903 --> 00:12:17,769 - Punch buggy blue. - Ow. 162 00:12:18,238 --> 00:12:19,364 - Punch buggy green. - Oh. 163 00:12:19,740 --> 00:12:21,095 - Punch buggy taupe. - Ow. 164 00:12:21,491 --> 00:12:22,774 Oh, that really hurt. 165 00:12:24,661 --> 00:12:25,661 Two for flinching. 166 00:12:31,585 --> 00:12:34,473 Now, as we cross the street, I want you to hold hands with your buddy. 167 00:12:40,594 --> 00:12:43,013 Hey, dude, who's your girlfriend? 168 00:12:45,057 --> 00:12:46,298 Did you see his face? 169 00:12:48,936 --> 00:12:51,386 Well, what happened, dude? Did your girlfriend dump you? 170 00:12:57,694 --> 00:13:00,113 Now, children, if you look up at the capitol dome... 171 00:13:00,656 --> 00:13:03,909 ...you'll see a mural of our state bird, the pot-bellied sparrow... 172 00:13:04,576 --> 00:13:06,255 ...eating our state pasta, bowtie. 173 00:13:08,539 --> 00:13:10,290 Order, order, order. 174 00:13:11,583 --> 00:13:14,440 The chair recognizes the esteemed representative from Capital City. 175 00:13:16,046 --> 00:13:17,871 The Capital City Goofball? 176 00:13:18,340 --> 00:13:21,489 That's right. To win, he spent 80 million from his own pocket. 177 00:13:22,135 --> 00:13:25,316 Mr. Speaker, the time has come to redesign our state flag. 178 00:13:25,973 --> 00:13:27,943 This Confederate symbol is an embarrassment... 179 00:13:28,433 --> 00:13:31,030 ...particularly as we are a northern state. 180 00:13:32,896 --> 00:13:34,982 This lively debate has given me an idea. 181 00:13:35,482 --> 00:13:39,288 Tonight, each buddy team is going to design a new state flag. 182 00:13:40,028 --> 00:13:42,844 Homework on a field trip? What have you been huffing? 183 00:13:45,075 --> 00:13:47,525 Well, Bart's being his usual jerky self. 184 00:13:48,078 --> 00:13:50,789 But, Mom, I'm really excited about this new flag design. 185 00:13:51,373 --> 00:13:54,522 Oh, and the hotel gives you a free USA Today outside your room. 186 00:13:55,169 --> 00:13:56,701 No, I'm sure it's free. 187 00:13:57,129 --> 00:13:58,443 Okay, I won't touch it. 188 00:13:58,839 --> 00:14:00,194 Well, make sure you don't. 189 00:14:00,591 --> 00:14:03,479 And try not to let your brother get under your skin, honey. 190 00:14:04,094 --> 00:14:07,170 Believe me, he doesn't. His act is getting old fast. 191 00:14:07,806 --> 00:14:09,381 He thinks he's really cool. 192 00:14:09,808 --> 00:14:14,792 But frankly, the other kids are starting to wake up and smell the cooties. 193 00:14:15,731 --> 00:14:18,296 One last sunbeam and we're done. 194 00:14:18,859 --> 00:14:20,506 "To fraternal love." 195 00:14:20,944 --> 00:14:24,125 When I get through with that flag, it's gonna be a Bart-mangled banner. 196 00:14:26,783 --> 00:14:30,339 So I understand you children have some state flags for me. 197 00:14:31,038 --> 00:14:33,342 - Who would like to go first? - We would, Governor Bailey. 198 00:14:33,874 --> 00:14:36,220 - Team Simpson. - I spearheaded this one. 199 00:14:36,752 --> 00:14:39,275 I'll just unfurl this. 200 00:14:46,678 --> 00:14:48,868 That was my worst unfurling ever. 201 00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:51,986 Lisa, how could you? The governor is crying. 202 00:14:59,650 --> 00:15:01,912 You weren't on this field trip. How did you get here? 203 00:15:02,444 --> 00:15:03,444 Biked. 204 00:15:08,200 --> 00:15:10,212 Bart, I am so mad at you. 205 00:15:10,702 --> 00:15:13,559 Ha-ha-ha. You should've seen the look on your face. It was like this: 206 00:15:31,139 --> 00:15:33,809 Oh, the bus. 207 00:15:35,644 --> 00:15:37,072 Okay, children, before we leave... 208 00:15:37,479 --> 00:15:39,711 - ...is anyone missing their buddy? - No. 209 00:15:40,232 --> 00:15:42,901 Ah, the buddy system, foolproof. 210 00:15:43,485 --> 00:15:45,310 Floor it, Otto. 211 00:15:49,324 --> 00:15:50,784 Wait! Wait! 212 00:15:52,452 --> 00:15:56,592 - Ha, ha, they left without you. - They left without you too, you idiot. 213 00:15:57,374 --> 00:16:00,231 If I'm an idiot, how come I'm the smartest kid in the third grade? 214 00:16:00,836 --> 00:16:02,807 Because you've already done it once. 215 00:16:04,089 --> 00:16:06,873 - You've lost me. - Oh, forget it. 216 00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:10,033 - Hey, how do we get back? - No problem. 217 00:16:10,596 --> 00:16:13,630 We'll just circle around like those kids in The Blair Witch Project. 218 00:16:17,227 --> 00:16:19,719 I must be getting close. I recognize that girl. 219 00:16:23,859 --> 00:16:27,154 - Oh, Bart, I think we're lost. - I used to be lost. 220 00:16:27,821 --> 00:16:31,262 Until a friend turned me onto a book. A book that changed my life. 221 00:16:31,950 --> 00:16:33,702 It's called, Lisa is Stupid. 222 00:16:34,161 --> 00:16:36,976 - You die now. - Aah? Whoa. 223 00:16:37,623 --> 00:16:39,155 Hey! 224 00:16:43,504 --> 00:16:45,735 They're gone. I don't know what happened. 225 00:16:46,548 --> 00:16:49,728 If the buddy system can fail, I don't know what to believe in. 226 00:16:50,385 --> 00:16:53,128 There, there, Audrey. It's happened to all of us. 227 00:16:53,722 --> 00:16:56,026 Willie, we have two more names for the wall. 228 00:16:59,645 --> 00:17:03,117 Why is it always the kids with the long names? 229 00:17:12,282 --> 00:17:15,066 - Hello, Principal Skinner. - A parent who waives the right to sue... 230 00:17:15,661 --> 00:17:16,756 - ...says what? - What? 231 00:17:17,371 --> 00:17:19,091 - Got it. - Hey, you can't fool us. 232 00:17:19,540 --> 00:17:20,968 We're from the Learn to Fart state. 233 00:17:22,668 --> 00:17:25,775 Bart and Lisa are lost in Capital City and presumed crying. 234 00:17:26,421 --> 00:17:28,726 Huh! My poor babies. 235 00:17:29,258 --> 00:17:32,146 I'm so sorry. Lisa's a very special little girl. 236 00:17:32,761 --> 00:17:35,284 And we'll spare no expense in finding her. 237 00:17:35,848 --> 00:17:37,568 - What about Bart? - We're looking. 238 00:17:38,016 --> 00:17:40,727 But in the meantime, the class clown pro tem will take his place. 239 00:17:41,311 --> 00:17:42,959 Cowabunga. 240 00:17:49,403 --> 00:17:50,904 - You cold? - What do you care? 241 00:17:53,991 --> 00:17:55,200 - Here. - Thanks. 242 00:17:55,576 --> 00:17:57,296 Where'd you get...? Oh. 243 00:17:57,953 --> 00:18:01,394 Bart, you're my big brother. You should act like it more often. 244 00:18:02,082 --> 00:18:04,939 You know, protect me from the bad things in the world. 245 00:18:06,128 --> 00:18:09,423 Well, as far as nerdy little sisters go, you're the coolest. 246 00:18:10,090 --> 00:18:12,947 - Thanks, Bart. - And I'm sorry I sabotaged your flag. 247 00:18:13,552 --> 00:18:15,304 I'm sorry I got us lost out here. 248 00:18:15,762 --> 00:18:18,724 Oh, and I'm sorry I sawed the heads off your Malibu Stacy dolls. 249 00:18:19,349 --> 00:18:21,612 - Okay, you go. - I don't think I've done anything else. 250 00:18:22,144 --> 00:18:25,220 Okay, I'll go again. Remember when your bike was mangled by "gypsies"? 251 00:18:25,856 --> 00:18:27,900 - Yes. - Yeah, funny story. 252 00:18:28,400 --> 00:18:29,756 One day, I was really bored... 253 00:18:30,152 --> 00:18:32,863 ...and Dad had left a steamroller idling in the driveway... 254 00:18:33,822 --> 00:18:35,342 This is where the kids were last seen. 255 00:18:35,741 --> 00:18:39,067 Aah! The plastic casing from the tip of Bart's shoelace. 256 00:18:40,662 --> 00:18:42,049 A mother knows. 257 00:18:42,456 --> 00:18:45,094 Well, he's not gonna get very far without that. 258 00:18:45,667 --> 00:18:48,451 - Bart, is that you? - No. 259 00:18:55,302 --> 00:18:56,302 Say your prayers. 260 00:18:56,512 --> 00:18:58,524 Oh, Lord, please strike these mountain folk dead. 261 00:18:59,014 --> 00:19:00,839 Bart. Listen, we're really sorry. 262 00:19:01,308 --> 00:19:03,612 We got lost on a field trip from Springfield Elementary. 263 00:19:04,144 --> 00:19:07,293 Lost on a field trip? Heck, why didn't you say so? 264 00:19:07,940 --> 00:19:10,390 That's how Grandpappy wound up in these parts. 265 00:19:10,943 --> 00:19:14,863 They was taking us to Capital City to see The Nutcracker. 266 00:19:15,614 --> 00:19:17,626 And I wandered away from the group... 267 00:19:18,116 --> 00:19:20,932 ...married a bear and I started up my family. 268 00:19:21,537 --> 00:19:23,142 I told you, I ain't a bear. 269 00:19:24,790 --> 00:19:25,999 Roar, roar, roar. 270 00:19:26,375 --> 00:19:28,387 No one understands you, She-Bear. 271 00:19:34,216 --> 00:19:36,228 - Thanks for driving us back to town. - No problem. 272 00:19:36,718 --> 00:19:39,356 We were going there anyway to pick up the new Spy magazine. 273 00:19:39,930 --> 00:19:42,120 I'm sorry, they don't publish that anymore. 274 00:19:42,641 --> 00:19:45,967 The world I grewed up in is gone. 275 00:19:49,314 --> 00:19:51,108 Oh, my special little guys. 276 00:19:51,567 --> 00:19:54,528 You're okay. You're okay. 277 00:19:55,153 --> 00:19:57,750 And, Maggie, you no longer have to live with the burden... 278 00:19:58,323 --> 00:20:01,253 ...of replacing Bart and Lisa. 279 00:20:03,579 --> 00:20:05,257 If this episode has taught us anything... 280 00:20:05,706 --> 00:20:07,826 ...it's that nothing works better than the status quo. 281 00:20:08,292 --> 00:20:10,888 - You're back to the fourth grade. - Yay! 282 00:20:11,503 --> 00:20:12,786 And, Lisa, you have a choice. 283 00:20:13,172 --> 00:20:15,288 You may continue to be challenged in third grade... 284 00:20:15,799 --> 00:20:18,687 ...or return to second grade and be merely a big fish in a small pond. 285 00:20:19,303 --> 00:20:20,324 Big fish. Big fish. 286 00:20:22,181 --> 00:20:24,224 The status quo. 287 00:20:24,725 --> 00:20:28,280 The status quo? Ay caramba. 288 00:20:28,979 --> 00:20:30,731 That's just sad.