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The Simpsons.

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Cool.

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Stop that! And get ready.

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We're going to the old folks' talent show.

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Now, get washed up.

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With pleasure.

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You ever notice that after dialysis

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you always get the munchies?

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He's saying the stuff we all forgot.

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And you know what I can't open?

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Cabinets.

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Can he say that?

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You know what else scares me?

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Everything.

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Get that one.

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Faster! You gotta have time
for the other ones.

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Oh, good.

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Oh, no, that one's slowing down!

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Oh, good.

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Oh, that one's wobbling!

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Got that before I even said it.

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What's new, pussycat?

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What's new, pussycat?

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Ow, God, no!

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Wasn't he great, folks?

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Now, all the the contestants
are going to receive

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extra servings of honey mush.

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But there can only be one winner

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and, uh, since Abe's already
standing here, what the heck?

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Wow! A free auto.

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No, keep reading.

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Hey, let's get this down
to the funeral home

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before they try to back out.

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Well, this autopsy coupon
appears to be valid.

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What other funerary services
may we provide

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for the pre-deceased?

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Oh, the whole deal. Coffin,
tombstone, anti-stink spray.

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Sir, we prefer the term
"casket" to "coffin"

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and "monument" to "tombstone."

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We have all the leading brands
of anti-stink spray.

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What funny names.

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He's heading into Dead Man's Curve!

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Aah! Get me out of here!

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Oh, the living.

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Well, fortunately, this model features

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the "CadavaCam."

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Look at him go.

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That thing got picture-in-picture?

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Of course. This is the "Contempo."

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Aw, geez.

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How come they never call
traveling anymore?

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This is the deluxe area.

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The caskets are buried
in unused virgin graves

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the monuments are completely self-cleaning

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and there is an optional
"weeping widow" service.

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Wally! Wally! Wally!

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Irving! Oh, Irving!

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Oh, bury me over here! Please?

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Whoa, whoa.

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This is getting kind of pricey.

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Sir, what lies beyond
this life is a mystery,

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but we do know for sure
that God prefers people

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who travel in style.

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Hear that?

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If you cheapskate me into hell

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I'll haunt you good.

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Imagine this when
you're sitting on the john.

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OK!

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OK, with mole insurance,
you total comes to $17,000.

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What? Oh!

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Or you could just toss him in the woods

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and let the wolves carry him off.

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It's really up to you.

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Mr. Salesman?

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Yes?

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We're going to go with the wolves.

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Beat it.

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Dad, I love you this much,

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but that's just under $900.

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I wish I could go $17,000, but...

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Sir, if I may.

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Think of it an investment in extravagance.

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The Mauso-palooza can be seen from space.

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It will consume as much cement

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as a regulation-size tennis court.

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Tennis court, eh?

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Oh, I can't believe
we went through all that

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just to wind up with a tennis court.

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I'll bet you didn't see that coming.

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You don't care what happens
to me when I die.

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Of course I do, Dad.

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Oh, and if it were up to me

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you wouldn't die at all,

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but try telling that
to Killy McGee up there.

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Ooh. What on Earth are you doing?

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Practising tennis.

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That's tennis? Oh!

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Then what's the one where the chicks whale
on each other?

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Foxy boxing?

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Yes! That's what I wanted!

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"And finally, make sure
the net is tight and springy."

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That seems about right.

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You know, a tennis court

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can really make your house look classy.

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I hear Mel Brooks has one.

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I mean, Sir Mel Brooks.

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And it's bad news for the gophers.

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And it's going to do wonders
for our social life.

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Yeah, it'd be nice

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to entertain friends and have people over.

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Hey, you got a tennis court?

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Keep walking, Flanders.

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Will do.

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Faster.

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Sorry. I grunted way too early.

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We win again.

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Hey, this was a lot of fun, guys.

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Yeah, we never knew nobody

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with their own tennis rink.

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So what happens now?

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Is the food free, or do we pay someone?

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Of course not.

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They send you a bill.

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Well, that's why I asked.

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That's how you learn,
by asking, you dumbass.

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Can you believe it?

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Kent Brockman playing on our court.

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Match point.

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And how about that Stephanie
the weather girl?

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Homer, ball.

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Ha-ha! That's game, set and match to us.

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But the real winners here
are Marge's hors d'oeuvres.

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Whoa, how do you come up
with such witty remarks?

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Well...

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Come on, come on. Hurry up.

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"I guess you could say.

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It's my racket."

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I guess you could say I'm Iraqi.

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Get off my property.

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So from now on

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all hats are banned from the school.

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Even bonnets?

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Especially bonnets.

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I've had it with that school.

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Door.

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Chief Wiggum.

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Are you here to make a bust of some kind?

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No, we're just, uh...
checking to make sure

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you're having a crime-free morning.

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Oh, as far as I know.

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You know what would be a real crime?

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What's that, Lou?

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Uh, letting that tennis court go to waste.

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Would you boys like to play tennis?

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Why, yes. Yes, we would.

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OK. We'll be right out.

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Let's roll, Lou.

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Take it, Lou.

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Well, hello, Marge.

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Lovely day for tennis, eh?

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I thought you had your own court.

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He did, but he had it converted
into a human chessboard.

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Hey, Burns has been gone for a while.

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Let's make a run for it.

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Come back, fools!

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Protect me.

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Hey, check it out.

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I'm surfing the net.

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His clowning around is putting me at ease.

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No.

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Yes! We win again.

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Will you get serious, Homer?

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I'd like to win at least once.

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Come on, Marge, all sports have

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their lovable clowns.

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John Rocker, O.J. Simpson, Dorf.

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Hey, Homer. Here's a bloopie for you.

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I've got it.

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It's in the bag.

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Oh, no!

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Hey Chief, we're going to bust up that
crackhouse tonight.

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We did that last night.

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Yeah, but this time
we got the right address.

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- Uh, you coming?
- Well, I'd love to, Lou,

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but, uh, I'm playing tennis
at the Simpsons' again.

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Ooh, Maggie, are your ears burning?

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The Simpsons?

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You mean the L.A. Clippers
of backyard tennis?

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Yeah, they're easier to beat
than a suspect in shackles.

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Pretty easy to beat
a suspect in shackles, Chief.

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Well, that's the joke, Lou.

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It's on the Simpsons
and their easy beatability.

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I think they enjoy being humiliated.

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I don't know what's sadder about
the Simpsons

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the fact that we mock them
or that they shall never know.

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Never, ever, ever.

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Ever.

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Do... I... have... cooties?

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"No."

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Ah, this home testing kit
saved me a fortune.

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You'll never guess what I heard
in the supermarket today.

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I found out we're the laughing stock
of the town.

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Oh, well, that's bad news
for Dingbat Charlie.

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He's gonna be crushed.

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I thought our tennis court was bringing us
a little respectability.

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Instead, people make fun of our lousiness.

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OK. Now, some of that is me.

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All of that is you.

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You've gotta take this more seriously.

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OK, honey.

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I can see this means a lot to you.

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I'll practice till my elbow
is swollen and discolored.

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That's all I ask.

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No. It's a smooth motion.

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You follow through with your racket.

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You know, this is such a beautiful day.

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I don't know why we don't
operate outside more often.

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Time of death, 10:15.

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Good news, honey.

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I found a way to prove
to the town we're not losers.

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I entered us in a doubles tournament.

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What? We're not ready to compete.

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Don't worry.

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The tournament's not till tomorrow.

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OK, get ready for the serve.

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Get them off! Get them off!

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How embarrassing.

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You take over, Bart.

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Lisa! Lisa, beer me.

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I'll be right out, honey.

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Oh, that's OK. Bart's doing fine.

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You just have another beer.

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Now, that's the kind
of nagging I can live with.

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So Barney's, like,
"You're on your own, dude."

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And I'm, like, "Not even."

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I don't know what this has
to do with the Civil War.

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I'm getting to that.

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Lookin' good, honey.

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I think you and I might just win
this tournament dealie.

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Hey, Bart.

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Yeah, you've got your Daddy's hustle.

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Too busy to reply, huh?

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I know how that goes.

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Well, I think I'll go lay out
my clothes for the tournament.

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Perfect.

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Well, I'm ready for the big tournament.

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Hey there, son.

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Oh, hi, Dad.

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With that little outfit on,
everyone's going to think

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you're playing in the tournament.

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I am playing in the tournament.

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It's going to be tough without a partner.

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- I've got a partner.
- Well, good for you.

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Anyone I know?

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Yeah, you know her.

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Oh. Hello, Homer.

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Good morning, partner.

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Um... there's something I should tell you.

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The name of Bart's partner? I'm all ears.

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Well, actually...

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the name of Bart's partner... is... um...

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Yes, darling?

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I'm Bart's partner.

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No. No, no. No.

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You're my partner.

266
00:14:06,095 --> 00:14:08,973
Dude, I think the lady's
made her decision.

267
00:14:09,056 --> 00:14:10,140
I'm sorry, Homie.

268
00:14:10,224 --> 00:14:12,434
We'll talk about it later, OK?

269
00:14:12,518 --> 00:14:14,311
No!

270
00:14:19,608 --> 00:14:20,693
Traitors!

271
00:14:24,113 --> 00:14:25,656
I don't think they saw me.

272
00:14:27,283 --> 00:14:29,410
I'm going to put my trophy on the mantle.

273
00:14:29,493 --> 00:14:30,411
How about you?

274
00:14:30,494 --> 00:14:32,413
I was thinking mantle, too.

275
00:14:32,496 --> 00:14:34,915
Talk about being on the same wavelength.

276
00:14:37,585 --> 00:14:39,461
Hello, Marge.

277
00:14:39,545 --> 00:14:40,462
Hello, Bart.

278
00:14:40,546 --> 00:14:42,548
How are the tennis partners?

279
00:14:42,965 --> 00:14:46,051
Oh, Homie, I'm sorry I hurt your feelings.

280
00:14:46,135 --> 00:14:47,303
Don't touch me.

281
00:14:47,386 --> 00:14:49,388
Your hands feel like salad tongs.

282
00:14:49,471 --> 00:14:51,682
I just wanted to win for once.

283
00:14:51,765 --> 00:14:54,351
Please, don't take it
as a threat to your manhood.

284
00:14:55,519 --> 00:14:57,521
My manhood? I never thought of that!

285
00:14:57,605 --> 00:14:58,689
We were good, Dad.

286
00:14:58,772 --> 00:15:00,774
They asked us to play
in the Krusty Klassic.

287
00:15:00,858 --> 00:15:01,984
It's for charity.

288
00:15:02,067 --> 00:15:04,737
It benefits victims of balcony collapse.

289
00:15:04,820 --> 00:15:06,739
We could wipe out B.C. in our lifetime.

290
00:15:06,822 --> 00:15:08,407
I don't care about B.C.

291
00:15:08,490 --> 00:15:12,828
I care about M.E... my enjoyment.

292
00:15:18,167 --> 00:15:19,793
It's obvious what's happening.

293
00:15:19,877 --> 00:15:23,631
I'm being replaced by a younger
more in-your-face version of me.

294
00:15:23,714 --> 00:15:26,967
Dad, you're just going through
a classic Oedipal anxiety.

295
00:15:27,051 --> 00:15:29,261
You remember the story
of Oedipus, don't you?

296
00:15:29,345 --> 00:15:32,848
Hmm. Maybe five bucks
would refresh my memory.

297
00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:36,477
Oedipus killed his father
and married his mother.

298
00:15:36,560 --> 00:15:38,729
Ugh! Who pays for that wedding?

299
00:15:38,812 --> 00:15:41,440
I'm just saying
you feel threatened by Bart

300
00:15:41,523 --> 00:15:43,025
but it's all in your head.

301
00:15:43,108 --> 00:15:44,026
You're right.

302
00:15:44,109 --> 00:15:46,278
But just to be safe,
maybe I should chain him up.

303
00:15:46,362 --> 00:15:48,113
Dad, I think you're overreacting.

304
00:15:48,197 --> 00:15:49,698
I think you're underreacting.

305
00:15:49,782 --> 00:15:50,783
This session's over.

306
00:15:50,866 --> 00:15:52,159
This session's under.

307
00:15:52,242 --> 00:15:53,160
Good-bye.

308
00:15:53,243 --> 00:15:54,244
Bad-bye.

309
00:15:58,123 --> 00:16:01,460
No! No! Stay away from my wife, Bart!

310
00:16:07,049 --> 00:16:09,385
Darling, you're so much handsomer

311
00:16:09,468 --> 00:16:11,303
than my first husband.

312
00:16:11,387 --> 00:16:14,640
I may have the looks,
but he's the trophy husband.

313
00:16:16,350 --> 00:16:17,267
He thought that trip

314
00:16:17,351 --> 00:16:20,062
to the guillotine factory was just for fun

315
00:16:20,145 --> 00:16:22,564
but it was the perfect place to shoot him.

316
00:16:24,274 --> 00:16:25,192
Ah! That's the guy.

317
00:16:25,275 --> 00:16:27,152
That's the guy from my dream.

318
00:16:27,653 --> 00:16:30,280
Go ahead and smile, smart guy.

319
00:16:30,364 --> 00:16:33,742
I'm going to mop you up like turkey gravy.

320
00:16:38,247 --> 00:16:40,374
Are you sure you want me
to be your doubles partner?

321
00:16:40,457 --> 00:16:42,001
Absolutely, sweetie.

322
00:16:42,418 --> 00:16:44,545
And you're not doing it out of spite?

323
00:16:44,628 --> 00:16:46,005
No, of course not.

324
00:16:46,088 --> 00:16:48,048
Now, aim for your mother's heart.

325
00:16:49,466 --> 00:16:51,385
Dad, I don't want to enter the tournament

326
00:16:51,468 --> 00:16:52,720
just to hurt Mom.

327
00:16:52,803 --> 00:16:54,138
Oh, come on.

328
00:16:54,221 --> 00:16:55,597
You've been gunning for Queen Bee

329
00:16:55,681 --> 00:16:57,599
ever since you buzzed into this hive.

330
00:16:57,683 --> 00:16:59,059
Now, serve.

331
00:17:01,645 --> 00:17:02,771
Lisa!

332
00:17:02,855 --> 00:17:04,815
Did you make that awful effigy?

333
00:17:04,898 --> 00:17:06,400
Hey, leave my teammate alone.

334
00:17:06,483 --> 00:17:08,318
Lisa's your teammate?

335
00:17:09,903 --> 00:17:12,239
What's so funny? I'm better than you.

336
00:17:12,322 --> 00:17:14,825
Now, Lisa, you know that's not true.

337
00:17:14,908 --> 00:17:15,951
How would you know?

338
00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:17,619
Your backhand looks like a rusty gate.

339
00:17:17,703 --> 00:17:19,038
You little...

340
00:17:19,121 --> 00:17:20,414
Come on, Bart.

341
00:17:20,497 --> 00:17:21,498
Babies.

342
00:17:30,174 --> 00:17:32,051
Telegram for Lisa Simpson.

343
00:17:33,510 --> 00:17:34,595
Don't listen. It's a trick.

344
00:17:34,678 --> 00:17:36,388
"Dear Lisa... Psych!

345
00:17:36,472 --> 00:17:37,389
Psych, psych, psych!

346
00:17:37,473 --> 00:17:38,473
Signed, Super-psych."

347
00:17:38,515 --> 00:17:40,434
I think he's trying to psych you out.

348
00:17:40,517 --> 00:17:43,437
Look, we're all trying to have dinner

349
00:17:43,520 --> 00:17:45,981
so why don't we just...
Psych! Psych! Psych!

350
00:17:58,535 --> 00:18:01,205
Ooh, where did you buy
that novelty hand, sir?

351
00:18:01,997 --> 00:18:04,917
This? Oh, it's just fluid collecting.

352
00:18:07,419 --> 00:18:09,797
Hey, hey! What do you think, folks?

353
00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:13,467
I hope I don't get arrested
for racket-earring.

354
00:18:15,177 --> 00:18:17,304
Eh, what do you want?

355
00:18:17,387 --> 00:18:19,765
I'm not going to do
"A" material for charity.

356
00:18:20,557 --> 00:18:23,102
And after all, that is why we're here.

357
00:18:24,686 --> 00:18:27,356
Well, look who's here.

358
00:18:27,439 --> 00:18:29,316
You two are going down.

359
00:18:29,399 --> 00:18:30,399
No, we're not.

360
00:18:30,442 --> 00:18:31,777
You're going down.

361
00:18:33,695 --> 00:18:35,948
Did you hear that?
She said we're going down.

362
00:18:36,031 --> 00:18:38,242
All we can do is our very best.

363
00:18:38,325 --> 00:18:39,993
Oh, that's loser talk!

364
00:18:41,787 --> 00:18:43,163
Now I'd like to introduce

365
00:18:43,247 --> 00:18:46,834
two of the tennis world's
most unbeatable players.

366
00:18:46,917 --> 00:18:49,795
Venus and Serena Williams.

367
00:18:50,838 --> 00:18:52,506
Unbeatable, eh?

368
00:18:52,589 --> 00:18:54,591
Comin' through! Hey, hi, Otto.

369
00:18:57,594 --> 00:18:58,804
Sorry.

370
00:19:00,222 --> 00:19:02,558
- What are you doing?
- That's our dad's seat.

371
00:19:02,641 --> 00:19:04,017
Hey, that's great.

372
00:19:04,101 --> 00:19:05,894
Listen, I need a new doubles partner.

373
00:19:05,978 --> 00:19:08,147
My little girl's a lead weight.

374
00:19:08,230 --> 00:19:10,274
You're dumping your own daughter?

375
00:19:10,357 --> 00:19:12,901
Yeah, but only to crush my wife and son.

376
00:19:12,985 --> 00:19:14,111
That's horrible!

377
00:19:14,194 --> 00:19:15,529
Yeah, that's pretty low.

378
00:19:15,612 --> 00:19:18,657
Hmm, you seem less disgusted. Let's go.

379
00:19:18,740 --> 00:19:21,326
Our next match is
Marge and Bart Simpson...

380
00:19:23,704 --> 00:19:25,539
...versus Homer and Lisa...

381
00:19:26,623 --> 00:19:29,418
Sorry, that's Homer and Venus Simpson.

382
00:19:29,501 --> 00:19:31,211
What? Huh?

383
00:19:31,795 --> 00:19:33,088
Venus Simpson?

384
00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:34,840
You're replacing me?

385
00:19:34,923 --> 00:19:38,051
Now, Lisa, "dumping" is such a harsh word.

386
00:19:38,135 --> 00:19:40,596
Let's just say I'm replacing you.

387
00:19:49,813 --> 00:19:51,023
15-love.

388
00:19:51,106 --> 00:19:54,193
Once again, I'm outraged
by this last-minute switch.

389
00:19:54,276 --> 00:19:55,569
We all got problems.

390
00:19:55,652 --> 00:19:57,279
I dropped my cookie.

391
00:19:59,114 --> 00:20:00,574
You sure you want to risk it?

392
00:20:00,657 --> 00:20:02,576
It's totally unfair for one side to have

393
00:20:02,659 --> 00:20:04,453
a professional player.

394
00:20:04,536 --> 00:20:06,872
All right, all right,
you guys can have Serena.

395
00:20:07,581 --> 00:20:09,583
I just ate a personal pizza.

396
00:20:11,335 --> 00:20:12,669
Oh, you're dumping me.

397
00:20:12,753 --> 00:20:15,339
Honey, I'll make it up to you
in bottle rockets.

398
00:20:18,759 --> 00:20:20,177
OK, swing.

399
00:20:20,260 --> 00:20:22,054
Run! Hit the thing.

400
00:20:22,137 --> 00:20:23,138
Now run across the...

401
00:20:23,222 --> 00:20:24,348
Yeah.

402
00:20:25,182 --> 00:20:26,600
Whoopsie.

403
00:20:26,683 --> 00:20:29,144
Marge, how bad do you want to win?

404
00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:31,230
Oh. Oh, I'd do anything.

405
00:20:31,313 --> 00:20:32,731
Good. Yo, Pete!

406
00:20:32,814 --> 00:20:33,815
Pete Sampras!

407
00:20:33,899 --> 00:20:35,108
Get over here!

408
00:20:35,192 --> 00:20:36,485
Yes! I'm in!

409
00:20:42,157 --> 00:20:44,576
Everybody's been dumped but me!

410
00:20:44,660 --> 00:20:46,536
I'm undumpable!

411
00:20:46,620 --> 00:20:47,496
Yoink!

412
00:20:47,579 --> 00:20:48,747
My tennis stick!

413
00:20:48,830 --> 00:20:49,748
Who are you?

414
00:20:49,831 --> 00:20:50,999
I'm Andre Agassi.

415
00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:52,084
The wrestler?

416
00:20:52,167 --> 00:20:54,211
Come on, tubby, get off the court.

417
00:20:54,294 --> 00:20:55,420
Scat!

418
00:20:55,504 --> 00:20:56,755
Come on. Let's play.

419
00:20:56,838 --> 00:20:58,548
I've got to tape a Ho-Hos commercial.

420
00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:06,932
Which one am I? Serena or Venus?

421
00:21:07,015 --> 00:21:09,101
You're Andre. I'm Serena.

422
00:21:09,184 --> 00:21:11,436
Ha-ha-ha! You're a girl!

423
00:21:11,520 --> 00:21:13,563
Why don't we stop this nonsense?

424
00:21:13,647 --> 00:21:15,315
I'm not mad anymore.

425
00:21:15,399 --> 00:21:16,483
Me, neither.

426
00:21:16,566 --> 00:21:19,444
I'm just enjoying some world-class tennis.

427
00:21:19,528 --> 00:21:22,406
You know, there's a lesson here
for all of us.

428
00:21:22,489 --> 00:21:25,659
It's better to watch stuff
than to do stuff.

429
00:21:25,742 --> 00:21:26,994
Amen.

430
00:21:27,077 --> 00:21:28,453
After the tournament

431
00:21:28,537 --> 00:21:31,039
let's go out for a nice family dinner.

432
00:21:32,457 --> 00:21:34,668
Courtesy of Pete Sampras.

433
00:21:35,752 --> 00:21:36,752
Sorry.

434
00:21:37,337 --> 00:21:39,464
Sucker.

435
00:22:28,930 --> 00:22:30,932
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