1 00:00:01,135 --> 00:00:04,263 Theorizing that one could time travel within his own lifetime, 2 00:00:04,338 --> 00:00:08,035 Dr. Sam Beckett stepped into the Quantum Leap accelerator... 3 00:00:08,108 --> 00:00:10,042 and vanished. 4 00:00:14,648 --> 00:00:17,242 He awoke to find himself trapped in the past, 5 00:00:17,318 --> 00:00:20,913 facing mirror images that were not his own... 6 00:00:20,988 --> 00:00:25,118 and driven by an unknown force to change history for the better. 7 00:00:26,293 --> 00:00:30,229 His only guide on this journey is Al, an observer from his own time, 8 00:00:30,297 --> 00:00:34,893 who appears in the form of a hologram that only Sam can see and hear. 9 00:00:36,003 --> 00:00:40,303 And so, Dr. Beckett finds himself leaping from life to life, 10 00:00:40,374 --> 00:00:43,468 striving to put right what once went wrong... 11 00:00:43,544 --> 00:00:46,377 and hoping each time that his next leap... 12 00:00:46,447 --> 00:00:48,677 will be the leap home. 13 00:00:50,084 --> 00:00:52,678 ...devil-worshipping motorcycle bums. 14 00:00:52,753 --> 00:00:56,689 Thanks. Thanks. Thank you. Thanks. 15 00:00:56,757 --> 00:00:59,453 Hey, Roberto! What about the First Amendment? 16 00:00:59,526 --> 00:01:01,994 Yeah! "Congress shall make no act... 17 00:01:02,062 --> 00:01:04,690 "respecting the establishment of religion... 18 00:01:04,765 --> 00:01:07,461 and prohibiting the free exercise thereof." 19 00:01:07,534 --> 00:01:11,766 Hey, that doesn't include animal sacrifices, and you know it. 20 00:01:11,839 --> 00:01:13,670 Tell him! Oh, come on. You know what I'm talking about. 21 00:01:13,741 --> 00:01:15,606 Tell him! Don't you push me now. 22 00:01:19,413 --> 00:01:21,608 Hey, hey, hey, hey! Stop it. Stop it. 23 00:01:25,419 --> 00:01:28,445 Oh, boy. 24 00:02:41,729 --> 00:02:43,720 Get off of me! 25 00:02:43,798 --> 00:02:47,165 The little weasel. What a little weasel. 26 00:02:47,235 --> 00:02:49,328 Are you all right? Yeah, I'm just a little... 27 00:02:49,403 --> 00:02:51,667 - I'm just a little dazed, that's all. - This guy... I'm gonna get him. 28 00:02:51,739 --> 00:02:53,673 I'm gonna get him. I'm gonna get him now. 29 00:02:53,741 --> 00:02:55,936 Here. Do your wrap-up. Yeah? 30 00:02:56,010 --> 00:02:57,944 And we'll be out of here. Wrap-up? 31 00:02:58,012 --> 00:02:59,946 Yeah. They've had it. They're messing with the wrong guy. 32 00:03:00,014 --> 00:03:02,608 They're not gonna mess with our kids like this... Or me or you. 33 00:03:02,683 --> 00:03:04,674 In five, Don't talk back to me. 34 00:03:04,752 --> 00:03:07,880 Four, three, I know what I'm talking about. That's it. No, l... No, no. 35 00:03:07,955 --> 00:03:09,889 - Two... - Get out ofhere. 36 00:03:15,930 --> 00:03:17,864 Tomorrow on, uh, 37 00:03:19,200 --> 00:03:21,191 Roberto, uh, 38 00:03:22,203 --> 00:03:25,639 uh, animals as, uh, friends... 39 00:03:25,706 --> 00:03:28,800 We've got lawyers. We're gonna sue. Get me? 40 00:03:28,876 --> 00:03:30,867 And lovers, uh, 41 00:03:34,015 --> 00:03:36,449 Sunday school teachers for marijuana, Yeah! 42 00:03:36,517 --> 00:03:38,985 And, uh, uh, 43 00:03:39,053 --> 00:03:42,648 finally, Dr. Laura Schlessinger on centerfolds... 44 00:03:42,723 --> 00:03:44,657 We'll be here for that one. Yeah! 45 00:03:44,725 --> 00:03:46,352 Uh... Let go of me! Let go of me! 46 00:03:46,427 --> 00:03:50,989 "Liberated females or chauvinist slaves?" Put me down! Put me down! 47 00:03:53,968 --> 00:03:55,936 That's tomorrow on... 48 00:03:56,003 --> 00:03:57,630 Roberto-Roberto. 49 00:03:57,705 --> 00:04:00,265 - And we're clear. - You squeezed my arm! All right, that does it! 50 00:04:00,341 --> 00:04:02,775 - I'm calling... - Hey, great show. 51 00:04:02,843 --> 00:04:05,437 Thanks. Sign this for me. It's for my daughter. 52 00:04:05,513 --> 00:04:08,107 Sure. 53 00:04:08,182 --> 00:04:10,116 Thanks. 54 00:04:10,184 --> 00:04:12,118 Hey, man, the switchboard's going crazy, 55 00:04:12,186 --> 00:04:15,280 and Earl wants to see you pronto. Okay. 56 00:04:15,356 --> 00:04:17,950 Hey, uh... It's that way. 57 00:04:18,025 --> 00:04:20,653 Yeah, right. I was just... just testing. 58 00:04:20,728 --> 00:04:22,662 Uh, you sure you don't want a doctor? 59 00:04:22,730 --> 00:04:25,130 No, no, I'm... I'm fine. I'm okay, really. 60 00:04:25,199 --> 00:04:27,133 Thanks though. 61 00:04:29,036 --> 00:04:31,300 Roberto? Here's some ice for your head. 62 00:04:31,372 --> 00:04:33,499 Yeah, thanks. 63 00:04:33,574 --> 00:04:35,701 Good show, everybody. Let's wrap this up. 64 00:04:35,776 --> 00:04:38,643 Leaping about in time, I've come to expect a few surprises, 65 00:04:38,713 --> 00:04:42,809 but it's a little hard to prepare for a head butt from a stranger. 66 00:04:42,883 --> 00:04:45,909 I just hoped the rest of this leap would go a little smoother. 67 00:04:45,987 --> 00:04:47,921 Hey, you okay? Huh? 68 00:04:47,989 --> 00:04:49,923 Great show. Yeah. 69 00:04:49,991 --> 00:04:52,118 I suppose you'll be asking for a raise now. 70 00:04:52,193 --> 00:04:54,559 I'm sorry? Or at least hazardous duty pay. 71 00:04:54,628 --> 00:04:56,721 Maybe it'll leave a scar and give you that rough, manly look... 72 00:04:56,797 --> 00:04:59,288 which you so desperately desire. 73 00:04:59,367 --> 00:05:01,767 Earl will probably ask you to get hit every show now... 74 00:05:01,836 --> 00:05:05,033 Maybe twice a day, once for 6:00 and once for 11:00. 75 00:05:07,341 --> 00:05:10,435 Are-Are you talking about the news? News? Did I miss something? 76 00:05:10,511 --> 00:05:13,947 If I had better lungs, I wouldn't have to deal with you. Go away. You're boring me. 77 00:05:14,015 --> 00:05:16,779 Oh, I think I like this leap already. Al. 78 00:05:16,851 --> 00:05:19,285 "I'll" what? 79 00:05:19,353 --> 00:05:22,288 I'll... I'll be leaving you alone now, okay? 80 00:05:22,356 --> 00:05:24,347 "Al be leaving you alone now." 81 00:05:24,425 --> 00:05:28,122 What happened? What'd you do to your head? I, uh... I, uh... 82 00:05:28,195 --> 00:05:30,288 What'd you do to your head? Sam? 83 00:05:30,364 --> 00:05:33,299 I got head butted by the führer. Oh. 84 00:05:33,367 --> 00:05:36,302 What do you mean, you got head butted by the führer? 85 00:05:36,370 --> 00:05:38,998 It's a long story. What have you got? Well... 86 00:05:39,073 --> 00:05:41,007 All right. 87 00:05:41,075 --> 00:05:43,305 It's 1982. 88 00:05:43,377 --> 00:05:46,642 Your name is "Ruberto"... Roberto Gutierrez, 89 00:05:46,714 --> 00:05:50,241 and you're working for KDNM-TV... 90 00:05:50,317 --> 00:05:52,308 in Destiny, New Mexico. 91 00:05:52,386 --> 00:05:54,513 Oh, you must be a local sort of version of Geraldo. 92 00:05:54,588 --> 00:05:57,318 Good. Great. Just great. 93 00:05:57,391 --> 00:05:59,484 Uh, well, in the last six months, 94 00:05:59,560 --> 00:06:02,654 your ratings have been going up, but in the past, 95 00:06:02,730 --> 00:06:06,928 your smart mouth has always been a sort of "career-limiting asset." 96 00:06:07,001 --> 00:06:09,435 What are you telling me? I get fired a lot? Is that it? Yeah. Bingo. 97 00:06:09,503 --> 00:06:12,438 But now it's starting to pay off and you're gonna go up to the big time. 98 00:06:12,506 --> 00:06:15,771 So all I have to do then is just... Is stay a smart mouth, be a wise guy, 99 00:06:15,843 --> 00:06:18,607 be a big, fat pain in the... I get it, okay? 100 00:06:18,679 --> 00:06:21,944 Yeah. I'm not that kind of person though. That's not my natural way. 101 00:06:22,016 --> 00:06:24,610 It's okay. You just read my lips, you'll be fine. 102 00:06:24,685 --> 00:06:27,313 Now there's a man who can take a shot. 103 00:06:27,388 --> 00:06:29,322 Oh. 104 00:06:29,390 --> 00:06:31,324 How's the bean? Still in one piece? Okay. Yeah. 105 00:06:31,392 --> 00:06:34,418 Good, huh? Hey... Hey, maybe you could do it again tomorrow. That'd be killer. 106 00:06:34,495 --> 00:06:36,793 This is Earl Skipper. He's the station manager and the news director. 107 00:06:36,864 --> 00:06:38,798 We should capitalize on this thing... 108 00:06:38,866 --> 00:06:41,801 You know, play it for all it's worth. Maybe we could even build a few shows around it, huh? 109 00:06:41,869 --> 00:06:44,133 I'll tell you what. Why don't you lie down in the parking lot, 110 00:06:44,205 --> 00:06:46,639 and I'll accidentally back over you with my car? 111 00:06:46,707 --> 00:06:49,369 Probably, we can get a whole week out of that. I like it. 112 00:06:49,443 --> 00:06:53,004 Roberto would never let her get away with that. Try this... 113 00:06:53,080 --> 00:06:55,548 "What's the matter? Did you fall off your broomstick this morning? '" 114 00:06:55,616 --> 00:06:57,982 What's the matter? Did you fall off your broomstick this morning? 115 00:06:58,052 --> 00:07:00,316 Kids, kids, kids, behave... or no dinner. Now, let me see here. 116 00:07:00,387 --> 00:07:02,321 This is Jani Eisenberg. 117 00:07:02,389 --> 00:07:05,085 She's an investigative reporter. She was a big hotshot in Chicago, 118 00:07:05,159 --> 00:07:07,753 but then she moved out here to New Mexico because of her health. 119 00:07:07,828 --> 00:07:10,194 She's got asthma. Now what have you got coming up... 120 00:07:10,264 --> 00:07:12,232 that we can shove up against this head butt thing... 121 00:07:12,299 --> 00:07:14,733 and really make it roll, huh? Uh, coming up? 122 00:07:14,802 --> 00:07:16,736 Yeah, as in "next." Jani, go to your room. 123 00:07:16,804 --> 00:07:19,534 He wants to know if you got any ideas for upcoming shows. 124 00:07:19,607 --> 00:07:22,371 Oh, yeah, yeah. Well, I got this idea... Tell him you got one... 125 00:07:22,443 --> 00:07:24,377 about Elvis, or one about the supernatural... for an Elvis show... 126 00:07:24,445 --> 00:07:26,345 One about sex. That always sells. About, uh... Ooh. 127 00:07:26,413 --> 00:07:29,940 Oh, yeah. Women who claim to have slept with Elvis's ghost. 128 00:07:30,017 --> 00:07:33,145 Oh! I love it. Save it for sweeps. And the Kennedys. 129 00:07:33,220 --> 00:07:36,417 I've got a Kennedy story about, uh... Elizabeth Taylor robbing the cradle. And the mob. 130 00:07:36,490 --> 00:07:40,950 Oh, uh, this guy claims that he's J.F.K.'s evil twin, Oh! 131 00:07:41,028 --> 00:07:43,189 Only he just escaped from the sanitarium... 132 00:07:43,264 --> 00:07:45,425 where he's been his whole life. Oh, I love it. What else? 133 00:07:45,499 --> 00:07:47,399 Yeah, I'd like to see that one too. Uh... 134 00:07:47,468 --> 00:07:51,905 - Women who try too hard? - Maybe you can get one of them to punch you. 135 00:07:51,972 --> 00:07:54,338 I'm just kiddin'. 136 00:07:54,408 --> 00:07:56,876 No, no. We'll go with what's scheduled, and we'll do a follow-up next week. 137 00:07:56,944 --> 00:07:58,878 - It'll be great. - Let's hope the world... 138 00:07:58,946 --> 00:08:01,073 - can hold its breath that long. - Stay on her, Sam. 139 00:08:01,148 --> 00:08:03,742 And what earthshaking story are you working on? 140 00:08:03,817 --> 00:08:06,911 Gas stations that promise full service but don't deliver. 141 00:08:06,987 --> 00:08:09,421 Now there's a national emergency. 142 00:08:09,490 --> 00:08:11,890 Get me the president! 143 00:08:11,959 --> 00:08:16,055 Fifty bucks says you couldn't do a serious and hard-hitting story if your life depended on it. 144 00:08:16,130 --> 00:08:18,598 Double it. A hundred says I can do any story you can. 145 00:08:18,666 --> 00:08:20,065 - Fine. - Fine. 146 00:08:24,505 --> 00:08:26,439 Jani Eisenberg. 147 00:08:28,008 --> 00:08:31,603 One moment. Yoo-hoo. Your story's on the phone. 148 00:08:33,847 --> 00:08:37,374 The bet's $100, and I don't take checks. 149 00:08:40,187 --> 00:08:43,247 I was headin'for Blue Rock, cuttin'past Whisperin'Pine Lakes... 150 00:08:43,324 --> 00:08:45,986 - when I saw them. - Uh, "them"? 151 00:08:46,060 --> 00:08:48,255 The aliens. 152 00:08:49,330 --> 00:08:51,764 Oh, boy. I couldn't see the mother ship, 153 00:08:51,832 --> 00:08:55,928 but I figured she was "hoovering" somewhere nearby. 154 00:08:56,003 --> 00:09:00,838 What, uh, time would you say that this was, Mr. Norton? 155 00:09:00,908 --> 00:09:04,071 It was about, uh, 20 minutes after I left Mac's Bar... 156 00:09:04,144 --> 00:09:06,669 uh, around 2:30. Oh, brother. 157 00:09:06,747 --> 00:09:09,580 I'm not kiddin; There were about a dozen of'em. 158 00:09:09,650 --> 00:09:11,743 They were yellow, one big eye... 159 00:09:11,819 --> 00:09:14,253 and big "blobby" arms and legs. 160 00:09:15,856 --> 00:09:18,620 And what were they doing? 161 00:09:18,692 --> 00:09:21,092 Uh, they were just, uh, milling around. 162 00:09:21,161 --> 00:09:24,028 I don't know. I didn't stick around long enough to find out. 163 00:09:26,033 --> 00:09:28,331 I wanna keep my organs. 164 00:09:31,672 --> 00:09:33,663 Serious and hard-hitting, remember? 165 00:09:36,076 --> 00:09:38,476 I know I was drinkin', but... 166 00:09:38,545 --> 00:09:40,479 I know what I saw. 167 00:09:42,383 --> 00:09:45,011 All right. Uh, thank you. Sam? 168 00:09:45,085 --> 00:09:47,952 Sam. It's unbelievable, but this is it. 169 00:09:48,022 --> 00:09:49,956 What? This is home. 170 00:09:50,024 --> 00:09:53,983 What? Well, see, 30 miles... 171 00:09:54,061 --> 00:09:56,325 over that way... you can't see it from here... that's where we built... 172 00:09:56,397 --> 00:09:58,331 Project Quantum Leap. 173 00:09:58,399 --> 00:10:00,799 Of course, it won't be there for another seven years, but it is... 174 00:10:00,868 --> 00:10:02,802 I mean, if I push this, I go... That's where I go. 175 00:10:02,870 --> 00:10:05,600 It's there now, but it's not there for another seven years. 176 00:10:06,874 --> 00:10:10,241 So you're there on the other side... Uh... 177 00:10:10,311 --> 00:10:13,144 Come on, Roberto. 178 00:10:13,213 --> 00:10:17,547 Let's see. What should I buy with $ 100? 179 00:10:18,552 --> 00:10:20,486 Shoes? 180 00:10:20,554 --> 00:10:22,488 No. Something more personal. 181 00:10:22,556 --> 00:10:25,150 How about lingerie? I'll help. 182 00:10:25,225 --> 00:10:27,887 Maybe a nice bottle of wine. 183 00:10:27,961 --> 00:10:31,089 Yeah, a real expensive one. 184 00:10:32,232 --> 00:10:34,325 Imported. Perhaps a French Bordeaux. 185 00:10:34,401 --> 00:10:37,165 You can afford that, can't you? 186 00:10:39,573 --> 00:10:42,736 Uh, I was just wondering if imported French wine goes with crow. 187 00:10:42,810 --> 00:10:45,506 Get in the car. 188 00:10:45,579 --> 00:10:47,672 Who eats crow? Oh, she's gonna eat crow. 189 00:10:47,748 --> 00:10:49,739 That's a good one, Sam. 190 00:10:49,817 --> 00:10:52,183 Yeah. Wine goes with crow. 191 00:10:52,252 --> 00:10:54,186 I'll catch up with you later. 192 00:10:54,254 --> 00:10:56,552 We have continued support from our regular customers, 193 00:10:56,623 --> 00:10:59,353 and with the addition of these government contracts, 194 00:10:59,426 --> 00:11:02,953 we expect income to increase by over 15% next year. 195 00:11:03,030 --> 00:11:05,464 Ooh. Which is good news for everyone who owns stock... 196 00:11:05,532 --> 00:11:08,467 with Saxton Fertilizer and Pesticides. Yes, indeed. 197 00:11:08,535 --> 00:11:11,629 And it's good for people here, because it means morejobs. 198 00:11:11,705 --> 00:11:13,969 Mmm. Something that's always welcome. 199 00:11:16,977 --> 00:11:20,140 And now, let's take a look at the rest of the plant. 200 00:11:20,214 --> 00:11:23,206 Cut. 201 00:11:23,283 --> 00:11:25,376 Can I get you some water or something? 202 00:11:25,452 --> 00:11:27,818 - Are you all right? - Excuse me. 203 00:11:29,323 --> 00:11:32,724 Excuse me. 204 00:11:33,894 --> 00:11:37,762 Oh, here. I'll get that. Everything's going. 205 00:11:37,831 --> 00:11:39,765 You wanna get that for her? 206 00:11:39,833 --> 00:11:41,767 Here you go. Thank you. 207 00:11:41,835 --> 00:11:45,271 You don't want to lose this. Not if I want to keep breathing. 208 00:11:45,339 --> 00:11:47,500 What did you do to your hand? I, uh... 209 00:11:47,574 --> 00:11:49,508 Oh, we had a little fire last night, 210 00:11:49,576 --> 00:11:53,068 and Rick grabbed a hot fire extinguisher and put it out. 211 00:11:53,147 --> 00:11:56,981 - I didn't hear anything about a fire. - Like I said, a little fire. 212 00:11:57,050 --> 00:12:00,019 Now if you'll follow me, I'll show you the rest of the plant. 213 00:12:00,087 --> 00:12:04,285 - Down this way. - Your company does employ a huge percentage of the community. 214 00:12:04,358 --> 00:12:07,293 I'm wondering if you'll be doing any more hiring in the near future. 215 00:12:07,361 --> 00:12:10,455 Well, we certainly plan to. I'll be right with you. 216 00:12:11,698 --> 00:12:14,292 What's the bad news? The... 217 00:12:14,368 --> 00:12:17,633 Well, I hope this leap is over quickly. Her attitude is starting to rub off on you. 218 00:12:17,704 --> 00:12:20,138 Al. 219 00:12:20,207 --> 00:12:22,641 In two days... Yeah? 220 00:12:22,709 --> 00:12:25,974 Jani drives her car off a cliff, and she dies. 221 00:12:37,080 --> 00:12:38,725 What happened, Al? 222 00:12:38,793 --> 00:12:41,591 I mean, was she murdered? Was somebody charged, or what? 223 00:12:41,662 --> 00:12:43,596 No. Nope. Nope. 224 00:12:44,213 --> 00:12:46,064 Suicide? Uh, no. 225 00:12:46,133 --> 00:12:49,227 She had too much going for her, at least, from all we know. 226 00:12:49,381 --> 00:12:51,474 Well, what did the police reports say? 227 00:12:51,661 --> 00:12:55,738 Uh, well, they said that she was tired from working late, 228 00:12:55,810 --> 00:12:58,938 and then apparently she must have fallen asleep for a moment at the wheel, 229 00:12:59,013 --> 00:13:01,004 and then... zoom. 230 00:13:01,082 --> 00:13:03,141 Airborne. 231 00:13:05,253 --> 00:13:07,847 Does Ziggy know what she was working on at the time? 232 00:13:07,922 --> 00:13:10,857 Well, let's see. The last things that she did that were aired... 233 00:13:10,925 --> 00:13:14,190 were a story on where to get summer vegetables in the wintertime, 234 00:13:14,262 --> 00:13:16,628 and another one about, uh, 235 00:13:16,697 --> 00:13:18,858 gas stations that don't deliver. 236 00:13:18,933 --> 00:13:21,231 Serious and hard-hitting. Yeah. Yeah. 237 00:13:21,302 --> 00:13:23,293 Yeah, but now this is weird. Hmm? 238 00:13:24,405 --> 00:13:26,703 Apparently, right after the accident, 239 00:13:26,774 --> 00:13:31,211 Roberto quit the show and he dropped out ofTV completely. 240 00:13:35,016 --> 00:13:36,950 No, no, no. I know what you're saying. 241 00:13:37,018 --> 00:13:39,714 I don't think that Roberto killed Jani. 242 00:13:39,787 --> 00:13:42,881 Besides, if he did, I won't, 243 00:13:42,957 --> 00:13:45,050 so I'll be out of here in no time. 244 00:13:46,127 --> 00:13:48,391 Yeah, but it's still... It's a weird coincidence. 245 00:13:48,462 --> 00:13:52,865 It's not a coincidence. It's gotta be related somehow, but it's not like that. 246 00:13:52,934 --> 00:13:54,492 Al? 247 00:13:54,568 --> 00:13:56,126 What? What are you lookin'at? 248 00:13:56,203 --> 00:13:58,194 Huh? Oh, nothin'. 249 00:13:58,272 --> 00:14:00,035 I don't know. Anyway, 250 00:14:00,107 --> 00:14:03,668 in the meantime, the best thing I can do is just stick tight. 251 00:14:03,744 --> 00:14:06,542 And don't let her drive. That goes without saying. 252 00:14:06,614 --> 00:14:08,548 - Yeah. - Roberto? 253 00:14:08,616 --> 00:14:10,641 Don't forget your 4:00 show. 254 00:14:13,087 --> 00:14:17,114 Chauvinist slave or liberated woman? 255 00:14:17,191 --> 00:14:19,318 Joining us today we have noted psychologist... 256 00:14:19,393 --> 00:14:22,191 Dr. Laura Schlessinger, 257 00:14:22,263 --> 00:14:24,356 Dawn Bartlett, 258 00:14:24,432 --> 00:14:26,559 Charlene Lisles, and... 259 00:14:26,634 --> 00:14:28,568 Uh... 260 00:14:28,636 --> 00:14:33,835 Dawn and Charlene are juniors at the University of New Mexico. 261 00:14:33,908 --> 00:14:35,842 All right! 262 00:14:35,910 --> 00:14:38,708 And they were recently paid $500... 263 00:14:38,779 --> 00:14:42,408 to pose for the Bohey Tool calendar. 264 00:14:42,483 --> 00:14:44,417 Now, 265 00:14:44,485 --> 00:14:46,919 some people would call this exploitation. 266 00:14:46,988 --> 00:14:50,219 No! Let's ask Dawn what she thinks. 267 00:14:50,291 --> 00:14:52,691 I thought it was fun. 268 00:14:52,760 --> 00:14:54,921 Fun? 269 00:14:54,996 --> 00:14:58,989 - Yeah. - Go to the doc. Ask the doc. 270 00:14:59,066 --> 00:15:01,000 Okay. Dr. Schlessinger, 271 00:15:01,068 --> 00:15:04,037 uh, what do you have to say about this? 272 00:15:04,105 --> 00:15:06,039 Posing for these type of pictures, in my opinion, 273 00:15:06,107 --> 00:15:09,668 diminishes all women everywhere by perpetuating the stereotype... 274 00:15:09,744 --> 00:15:12,941 That we are all long-legged bimbos. 275 00:15:15,916 --> 00:15:19,181 But they have the right to make that idiotic choice if they want to. 276 00:15:19,253 --> 00:15:22,780 Sam, back to Dawn. Ask her about... Uh, so, tell me... 277 00:15:22,857 --> 00:15:27,521 Is it art, or are you really just a long-legged bimbo... 278 00:15:27,595 --> 00:15:30,564 like Dr. Schlessinger says? 279 00:15:30,631 --> 00:15:32,622 It's definitely art. 280 00:15:33,934 --> 00:15:35,868 Sam, you could be falling into a trap here. 281 00:15:35,936 --> 00:15:38,871 With these shows you don't want everyone to be nice to each other, 282 00:15:38,939 --> 00:15:40,873 because these shows thrive on controversy. So, 283 00:15:40,941 --> 00:15:42,875 Dr. Schlessinger... Everybody's gotta be rotten to each other. 284 00:15:42,943 --> 00:15:45,104 It seems to me that Dawn and Charlene here... 285 00:15:45,179 --> 00:15:47,443 are-are-are merely perpetuating... 286 00:15:47,515 --> 00:15:50,541 the image that women have the freedom to make their own choices... 287 00:15:50,618 --> 00:15:53,212 and are capable of making their own choices... 288 00:15:53,287 --> 00:15:55,221 regarding their bodies. 289 00:15:55,289 --> 00:15:58,725 Then why don't men do the same thing? 290 00:15:58,793 --> 00:16:01,489 Sometimes policemen and firemen calendars... 291 00:16:01,562 --> 00:16:04,656 Well, policemen and firemen... They've all made calendars. 292 00:16:04,732 --> 00:16:08,930 Oh, but in general men don't, because that's not the image they want to project. 293 00:16:09,003 --> 00:16:12,302 Well, sure it is. Oh, it is? 294 00:16:12,373 --> 00:16:16,969 Uh-huh. Well, why don't you try putting your muscles where your mouth is? 295 00:16:17,044 --> 00:16:22,175 Why don't you try doing the rest of your show in your boxer shorts? 296 00:16:28,255 --> 00:16:32,817 - Uh, boxer shorts? L... - Unless, of course, that's not the image you want to project. 297 00:16:36,597 --> 00:16:38,656 Well... 298 00:16:38,732 --> 00:16:40,666 Hold this. 299 00:16:43,571 --> 00:16:45,664 Stay tuned, everybody. 300 00:16:45,739 --> 00:16:48,572 We'll be back after we go to this commercial... 301 00:16:48,642 --> 00:16:53,705 with the new... and liberated... Roberto. 302 00:16:53,781 --> 00:16:55,715 Don't go... 303 00:16:55,783 --> 00:16:57,717 away. 304 00:17:01,055 --> 00:17:03,046 Oh, killer show, man. 305 00:17:05,559 --> 00:17:07,493 Yeah. Thanks. Thanks. 306 00:17:07,561 --> 00:17:09,495 Oh, my God, Al. 307 00:17:09,563 --> 00:17:11,827 I just single-handedly destroyed this guy's career. 308 00:17:11,899 --> 00:17:13,833 Hey, Earl, phone call on line three. Here you go, ace. 309 00:17:13,901 --> 00:17:15,835 What are you talking about? You were a hit. 310 00:17:15,903 --> 00:17:18,064 I've never been so humiliated in my life. 311 00:17:18,139 --> 00:17:21,074 Listen to me now. If I ever do anything like that again, 312 00:17:21,142 --> 00:17:23,508 okay, you've gotta promise to stop me, okay? 313 00:17:23,577 --> 00:17:25,977 If you see me doing something like that, You just say, " Sam, stop it. 314 00:17:26,046 --> 00:17:30,073 Don't do that." At last, as I've always expected, you've gone over the edge. 315 00:17:30,151 --> 00:17:33,882 I was just... Talking to thin air. 316 00:17:33,954 --> 00:17:37,048 - And having a very interesting conversation. - I'll bet. 317 00:17:37,124 --> 00:17:39,183 - $100? - In your dreams. 318 00:17:39,260 --> 00:17:42,229 - You know, I had a dream about her last night. - Jani, line three. 319 00:17:47,268 --> 00:17:49,293 Jani Eisenberg. 320 00:17:50,604 --> 00:17:54,062 Uh-huh. Oh, yes. How many are missing? 321 00:17:56,076 --> 00:17:58,067 Okay, where were they last seen? 322 00:17:59,713 --> 00:18:03,444 Blue Rock and Whispering Pine Lake two nights ago? 323 00:18:04,718 --> 00:18:07,448 Did you see any lights in the sky? 324 00:18:08,722 --> 00:18:11,384 Did you see any strange people that night? 325 00:18:14,028 --> 00:18:16,622 Oh, you didn't know they were missing till dawn. 326 00:18:16,697 --> 00:18:20,633 Uh, Mr. Chee, we will get right on this. 327 00:18:20,701 --> 00:18:22,760 Thank you. 328 00:18:22,836 --> 00:18:24,770 Yes. 329 00:18:24,838 --> 00:18:27,272 There is life after exile. Fifty sheep are missing right... 330 00:18:27,341 --> 00:18:29,400 Right where Red Norton saw the aliens. 331 00:18:31,078 --> 00:18:33,012 That's a pretty good little coincidence. 332 00:18:33,080 --> 00:18:35,844 I'm gonna go back and see if Ziggy can find some more. 333 00:18:35,916 --> 00:18:37,850 Do you smell that? 334 00:18:37,918 --> 00:18:40,853 After five years in East Nowhere, New Mexico, I thought I'd forgotten what it smells like, 335 00:18:40,921 --> 00:18:43,651 but I can smell it... a real story. 336 00:18:46,327 --> 00:18:49,455 ...a little, uh, favor, if you can do it for me. 337 00:18:49,530 --> 00:18:51,862 Your friends came to visit me this afternoon... 338 00:18:51,932 --> 00:18:54,526 Roberto Gutierrez speaking. 339 00:18:54,602 --> 00:18:58,094 Mr. Gutierrez, this is Rick Upfield at Saxton Fertilizer. 340 00:19:00,641 --> 00:19:03,769 - Yeah, Rick. How's the hand? - Uh, fine. 341 00:19:03,844 --> 00:19:07,507 Uh, Mr. Gutierrez, I was wondering if I could speak to you for a few minutes. 342 00:19:07,581 --> 00:19:10,072 - Sure. - No, no-I mean, not now. 343 00:19:10,150 --> 00:19:13,415 Could you meet me later? Uh, tonight, say around 9:00, at the Lost Dolphin? 344 00:19:14,555 --> 00:19:18,082 Well, uh... I really need to speak to you. 345 00:19:18,158 --> 00:19:20,524 Okay. Uh... 346 00:19:20,594 --> 00:19:23,324 9:00 tonight at the Lost Dolphin. 347 00:19:23,397 --> 00:19:26,025 All right, thanks. I'll see you later. 348 00:19:29,403 --> 00:19:31,598 You wanna go to the Lost Dolphin tonight? 349 00:19:56,764 --> 00:19:58,698 What happened? 350 00:19:58,766 --> 00:20:01,860 Hit and run. Guy hit him as he went across the road to the bar. 351 00:20:15,115 --> 00:20:17,345 Let's go. Wait a minute. 352 00:20:17,418 --> 00:20:19,511 Somebody murdered this guy. I know that. 353 00:20:19,586 --> 00:20:21,520 I'm not walking away from the best thing... Shh, shh, shh. 354 00:20:21,588 --> 00:20:23,522 That's happened to me since I left Chicago. 355 00:20:23,590 --> 00:20:26,821 Besides, we gotta tell the police about the phone call. Look. 356 00:20:26,894 --> 00:20:29,260 It doesn't matter. Now come on. What... 357 00:20:40,341 --> 00:20:43,003 It must have been knocked free when he got... 358 00:20:45,813 --> 00:20:48,008 We definitely have to give this to the police. 359 00:20:48,082 --> 00:20:50,243 Now, will you listen to me? 360 00:20:50,317 --> 00:20:53,775 If we give it to 'em, they will never get anywhere with it. 361 00:20:53,854 --> 00:20:55,788 Believe me, I know. 362 00:20:55,856 --> 00:20:59,519 Now we don't have time. We gotta solve this ourselves. 363 00:21:06,001 --> 00:21:10,233 What with the new government contracts, we expect... 364 00:21:10,305 --> 00:21:13,672 to have an increase of income of over 15% next year. 365 00:21:16,478 --> 00:21:18,412 Hey. 366 00:21:18,480 --> 00:21:20,710 Why don't you go home? 367 00:21:20,782 --> 00:21:22,943 And let you win 100 bucks? Uh-uh. 368 00:21:24,419 --> 00:21:27,013 Is that why you got on TV? For the money? No, hardly. 369 00:21:27,088 --> 00:21:31,525 When I first started, I had very altruistic motives. 370 00:21:32,694 --> 00:21:34,559 I wanted fame, glory and power. 371 00:21:36,298 --> 00:21:38,858 Unfortunately, uh, 372 00:21:38,934 --> 00:21:41,869 somebody forgot to tell my asthma. 373 00:21:44,773 --> 00:21:46,900 I had really big dreams. 374 00:21:46,975 --> 00:21:49,375 The network, my own show... 375 00:21:49,444 --> 00:21:53,312 I was gonna crack the biggest stories that have ever been cracked. 376 00:21:53,381 --> 00:21:56,544 But it's... It's kind of hard to compete with the big boys... 377 00:21:56,618 --> 00:21:59,212 when you can't even live in their cities. 378 00:22:01,289 --> 00:22:03,223 You got a big story now. 379 00:22:03,291 --> 00:22:05,555 Which is at a complete dead end. 380 00:22:07,896 --> 00:22:09,830 Well, what about you? Hmm? 381 00:22:09,898 --> 00:22:11,832 Why did you get into this business? 382 00:22:11,900 --> 00:22:16,735 Oh, I kind of just leaped into it by accident. 383 00:22:16,805 --> 00:22:18,830 I sort of like it now. 384 00:22:18,907 --> 00:22:24,174 I never really thought much about why, you know... 385 00:22:24,246 --> 00:22:26,305 I guess I kind of see myself as... 386 00:22:26,381 --> 00:22:29,509 a champion of underdogs everywhere. 387 00:22:29,584 --> 00:22:31,518 I like that. 388 00:22:38,093 --> 00:22:40,357 We have continued support from our regular customers... 389 00:22:40,428 --> 00:22:42,362 and, uh, what with the, uh, 390 00:22:42,430 --> 00:22:47,595 new government contracts, we expect to have an increase... 391 00:22:47,669 --> 00:22:49,193 Look. 392 00:22:49,271 --> 00:22:51,569 What? Look. 393 00:22:53,074 --> 00:22:55,372 He's not wearing it, and neither is... 394 00:22:55,443 --> 00:22:57,707 Neither is anybody else. So either they just got them, or... 395 00:22:57,779 --> 00:23:00,077 This is for another section of the plant, something we didn't see. 396 00:23:00,148 --> 00:23:02,480 Okay, so, first thing tomorrow morning... No, no, no, no. 397 00:23:02,550 --> 00:23:05,986 Tonight. We gotta go tonight. Tonight. All right, tonight. 398 00:23:06,054 --> 00:23:07,988 Tonight. 399 00:23:15,718 --> 00:23:18,209 Yeah, Hank is the foreman. He's, uh, down there. 400 00:23:22,904 --> 00:23:25,338 Wait a second. Give me your earring. 401 00:23:25,407 --> 00:23:27,875 Take the other one off. 402 00:23:27,942 --> 00:23:29,876 Excuse me. 403 00:23:29,944 --> 00:23:31,878 Excuse me. Hi. Hi. 404 00:23:31,946 --> 00:23:34,141 Hi. I'm Roberto Gutierrez. Yeah... I've seen you a lot. 405 00:23:34,215 --> 00:23:35,876 This is Jani Eisenberg. 406 00:23:35,950 --> 00:23:37,884 Jani Eisenberg, sure. I know you. Hi there. 407 00:23:37,952 --> 00:23:40,147 We were in here filming the other day, and Jani lost an earring. 408 00:23:40,221 --> 00:23:42,155 Can you believe it? We were in the neighborhood and we thought, what the heck. 409 00:23:42,223 --> 00:23:44,214 Yeah. It looks like this. 410 00:23:44,292 --> 00:23:46,419 You know, if you lost it in here, it's gone. 411 00:23:46,494 --> 00:23:49,088 Well, you know, we just thought we'd just give it a shot. 412 00:23:49,164 --> 00:23:51,098 Yeah. Sure. 413 00:23:51,166 --> 00:23:53,100 But-But-But you can't go wandering around here. 414 00:23:53,168 --> 00:23:55,500 Oh, well, we won't be wandering. No. 415 00:23:55,570 --> 00:23:59,370 No, we know exactly where to look from when we got shown around by Mr. Saxton. 416 00:23:59,441 --> 00:24:01,375 He said it'd be okay. Mr. Saxton? 417 00:24:01,443 --> 00:24:03,638 Yeah, call him, if you like. 418 00:24:03,712 --> 00:24:06,840 Nah. Go ahead. Good luck to you. 419 00:24:06,915 --> 00:24:08,439 Thank you. Okay, thanks. 420 00:24:09,727 --> 00:24:11,786 Hey, Roberto. 421 00:24:13,054 --> 00:24:15,318 Why don't you take the cart? It'll be faster. 422 00:24:15,390 --> 00:24:17,722 Oh, thank you. Great. 423 00:24:19,394 --> 00:24:21,328 "Call him if you like"? 424 00:24:21,396 --> 00:24:24,593 Would you call the president of the company at 3:00 in the morning about an earring? 425 00:24:24,666 --> 00:24:27,635 - Not if I liked my job. - Thanks. 426 00:24:28,703 --> 00:24:31,672 What, exactly, are we looking for? 427 00:24:31,740 --> 00:24:34,834 Technically? Technically. 428 00:24:36,411 --> 00:24:38,641 Uh... That's a good question. 429 00:24:38,713 --> 00:24:40,647 I don't know. 430 00:24:40,715 --> 00:24:44,378 L-I'm, uh, looking for something that might conceal a door or something. 431 00:24:44,452 --> 00:24:46,386 You know? I mean... Oh. 432 00:24:46,454 --> 00:24:49,617 If we find a... Well, that should be easy to find. 433 00:24:49,691 --> 00:24:52,854 You got the key. Don't put it in your pocket. That's the key. 434 00:24:52,927 --> 00:24:56,522 You look for a door that's got a slot next to it. 435 00:24:56,598 --> 00:24:59,123 This is a key? Yeah. That's a key? 436 00:24:59,200 --> 00:25:02,636 Just like the beginning of the Quantum Leap Project, remember? 437 00:25:02,704 --> 00:25:05,798 This credit card thing... You stick it in a slot, it opens a door. 438 00:25:05,874 --> 00:25:08,468 Before we had those electronic implants. 439 00:25:08,543 --> 00:25:10,636 Remember, Sam? It's kind of like a credit card thing. 440 00:25:10,712 --> 00:25:13,146 You stick it in a door and, you know, you got a slot... That's it. 441 00:25:13,214 --> 00:25:15,808 And it opens. Does it send you a bill at the end of the month? 442 00:25:15,884 --> 00:25:18,910 Yeah. Uh, now, I'm gonna get Ziggy to run... 443 00:25:18,987 --> 00:25:22,184 a spatial-comparison analysis... 444 00:25:22,257 --> 00:25:24,817 of the exterior and the interior of this place, At least we got a key. 445 00:25:24,893 --> 00:25:27,623 And if there's anything hidden in here, we're gonna find it. 446 00:25:31,399 --> 00:25:34,596 A key. Hmm. 447 00:25:34,669 --> 00:25:37,467 You know, if we had those glasses you can get in the back of comic books, 448 00:25:37,539 --> 00:25:41,305 we could look through these walls with our X-ray vision. 449 00:25:41,376 --> 00:25:43,310 I could never get mine to work. 450 00:25:43,378 --> 00:25:46,279 That's because all the girls' dresses were specially treated. 451 00:25:48,583 --> 00:25:50,847 Dead end. 452 00:25:50,919 --> 00:25:53,683 Sam. Jackpot. Jackpot. 453 00:25:55,590 --> 00:25:58,559 Let's try that room back there, huh? Yes, bwana. 454 00:26:01,461 --> 00:26:03,395 Come on. 455 00:26:05,821 --> 00:26:08,119 There it is. There's the lock, right there. Only, it's not one of these. 456 00:26:08,268 --> 00:26:10,896 It's one of these. You put it in and you slip it down like that. 457 00:26:11,206 --> 00:26:13,174 Yeah. 458 00:26:13,241 --> 00:26:15,971 Yo, hold up. We got a couple of unauthorized visitors here. 459 00:26:16,044 --> 00:26:18,137 We gotta find 'em. Let's go. 460 00:26:18,213 --> 00:26:21,239 Mr. Saxton wants 'em picked up and picked up quick. Let's move. 461 00:26:35,538 --> 00:26:38,974 - They what I think they are? - Aliens... 462 00:26:38,999 --> 00:26:41,934 Aliens that collect sheep. Dead sheep. 463 00:26:50,311 --> 00:26:53,075 They're doing germ warfare here, right under our noses. 464 00:26:53,148 --> 00:26:55,412 Yeah, it could be chemical warfare. Or chemical warfare. 465 00:26:55,483 --> 00:26:58,008 Red Norton didn't see aliens the other night. 466 00:26:58,086 --> 00:27:01,487 He saw men in protective suits picking up dead sheep... Harry Chee's sheep. 467 00:27:01,556 --> 00:27:03,490 And they killed them. 468 00:27:03,558 --> 00:27:05,492 They had a serious accident here. 469 00:27:05,560 --> 00:27:07,494 Whatever they were working on, some of it must've gotten out. 470 00:27:07,562 --> 00:27:09,496 They killed Rick to cover it up. 471 00:27:09,564 --> 00:27:11,555 This place is a perfect cover for a lab. 472 00:27:11,633 --> 00:27:14,693 You know that a lot of the substances used to make pharmaceuticals... 473 00:27:14,769 --> 00:27:19,035 and fertilizers and pesticides can be made into chemical weapons. 474 00:27:19,107 --> 00:27:22,702 Oh, that's like that pharmaceutical place in 1988 in Libya. 475 00:27:22,777 --> 00:27:24,768 Everybody knew it was mustard gas. 476 00:27:24,846 --> 00:27:28,043 Yeah, or what about that sheep kill in Utah in 1968? 477 00:27:28,116 --> 00:27:31,142 Yeah, let's not forget that one. Uh... Uh... Uh... 478 00:27:31,219 --> 00:27:33,244 The army was involved with it. 479 00:27:33,321 --> 00:27:35,551 They found out later on that they, like, used nerve gas, right? 480 00:27:35,623 --> 00:27:38,717 Forty-five miles away from it, and-and that they were involved. 481 00:27:38,793 --> 00:27:41,023 Now, they never admitted any wrongdoing, 482 00:27:41,095 --> 00:27:43,393 but they ended up paying hundreds of thousands of dollars... 483 00:27:43,465 --> 00:27:45,399 They had to pay the ranchers off. Yeah, to the ranchers. 484 00:27:45,467 --> 00:27:47,401 Good old sneaky Uncle Sam. Yeah. Ooh! 485 00:27:47,469 --> 00:27:49,403 What? Good old sneaky Uncle Sam. 486 00:27:49,471 --> 00:27:51,735 That's what I couldn't put my finger on before. 487 00:27:51,806 --> 00:27:54,070 It's the eyes. It's the haircut, the bearing... 488 00:27:54,142 --> 00:27:57,543 A lot of the guys in this place are "militaryitis." 489 00:27:57,612 --> 00:27:59,546 Uh-oh. 490 00:27:59,614 --> 00:28:01,741 And someone is following us. 491 00:28:03,117 --> 00:28:05,051 Found it. Found 'em. 492 00:28:05,119 --> 00:28:07,417 I'm sure Mr. Saxton will be very pleased. 493 00:28:07,489 --> 00:28:10,356 Yeah, he's gonna be happy to pick out his own cell too. 494 00:28:10,425 --> 00:28:12,689 Yeah, well, listen. Thanks a million, okay? 495 00:28:12,760 --> 00:28:14,853 Uh, tell Mr. Saxton hello when you see him. 496 00:28:14,929 --> 00:28:16,863 That's okay. Thank you. 497 00:28:16,931 --> 00:28:19,263 Thank you. They were a gift, you see, and I just really wanted to find 'em. 498 00:28:19,334 --> 00:28:21,427 Thank you very much. Thank you. You're army, aren't you? 499 00:28:21,503 --> 00:28:23,437 Sam, you're up against some serious juice here. 500 00:28:23,505 --> 00:28:25,598 I'm gonna go jump-start Ziggy. 501 00:28:30,111 --> 00:28:32,545 Do you feel like taking on the government? 502 00:28:32,614 --> 00:28:34,707 I got nothin' better to do this week. 503 00:28:34,782 --> 00:28:38,445 Oh, Earl's gonna love this. Ah! 504 00:28:39,687 --> 00:28:42,884 No, no, no, no. Nerve gas, secret government labs... 505 00:28:42,957 --> 00:28:45,221 Give me a break. 506 00:28:45,293 --> 00:28:47,887 Earl, we're not kidding. We saw it. Look, just give us a camera, okay? 507 00:28:47,962 --> 00:28:50,226 We'll go down there, and we can prove it. 508 00:28:50,298 --> 00:28:53,631 I've known Ed Saxton for 10 years. His company's done a lot for this town. I just don't believe it. 509 00:28:53,701 --> 00:28:55,635 When he was here the other day, 510 00:28:55,703 --> 00:28:57,762 he asked you to not report on the fire, didn't he? 511 00:28:59,764 --> 00:29:01,698 Earl, they killed Rick, 512 00:29:01,740 --> 00:29:06,177 and the next time they have a leak, it might not be sheep they kill, but people. 513 00:29:11,219 --> 00:29:16,350 ...Jani Eisenberg and Roberto Gutierrez for Good Morning, Destiny, 514 00:29:16,424 --> 00:29:20,554 live at the Saxton Fertilizer and Pesticide plant. 515 00:29:20,628 --> 00:29:23,620 Three nights ago, over 50 sheep were killed by... 516 00:29:23,698 --> 00:29:26,531 Excuse me. Can I help you? 517 00:29:26,601 --> 00:29:29,263 Sam, there is something here, but we don't have the details yet. 518 00:29:29,337 --> 00:29:31,362 Mr. Saxton, it is true, is it not, 519 00:29:31,439 --> 00:29:35,398 that you are conducting secret nerve gas and chemical warfare research... 520 00:29:35,476 --> 00:29:37,444 in a hidden lab here at the plant? 521 00:29:37,512 --> 00:29:39,446 No, it is not true. 522 00:29:41,549 --> 00:29:43,483 I wish it were. 523 00:29:43,551 --> 00:29:46,679 I understand the government pays very well for that stuff. 524 00:29:46,754 --> 00:29:49,222 Then how do you explain this electronic key pass... 525 00:29:49,290 --> 00:29:54,785 that opens a secret door inside this room? 526 00:29:55,550 --> 00:29:58,576 A door which is in the back of this innocent-looking storage room. 527 00:29:58,967 --> 00:30:01,731 Sam? Look. They changed the lock on the damn thing. 528 00:30:01,803 --> 00:30:05,534 I know it's the same door, but they changed the... 529 00:30:18,045 --> 00:30:20,809 I'm a dead man. 530 00:30:21,456 --> 00:30:24,220 Does that look like a secret lab to you? 531 00:30:24,292 --> 00:30:28,058 Uh, no. What it looks like... 532 00:30:28,129 --> 00:30:32,498 is that they've constructed a fake wall, 533 00:30:32,567 --> 00:30:36,696 which conceals the tunnel which leads to the secret lab. 534 00:30:36,721 --> 00:30:38,814 Oh, really? 535 00:30:43,802 --> 00:30:45,702 Doesn't sound fake to me. 536 00:30:45,780 --> 00:30:47,714 Pull the plug. 537 00:30:47,782 --> 00:30:49,750 Pull the plug! Pull the plug. 538 00:30:49,817 --> 00:30:52,945 Sam, you stall. I'm gonna check on this wall. 539 00:30:53,021 --> 00:30:56,115 Okay, now, I know that this... 540 00:30:56,190 --> 00:30:58,556 doesn't sound like a fake wall, Sam, it's still here! 541 00:30:58,626 --> 00:31:00,719 They've got this elaborate fake wall. 542 00:31:00,795 --> 00:31:03,992 But, uh, if you, uh... 543 00:31:04,065 --> 00:31:05,999 There's six feet of dirt back here, 544 00:31:06,067 --> 00:31:08,058 but then you're in. 545 00:31:08,136 --> 00:31:10,502 If you could walk through this wall, you would see... 546 00:31:10,571 --> 00:31:12,505 Yeah. The tunnel on the other side. 547 00:31:12,573 --> 00:31:14,564 And, well... 548 00:31:14,642 --> 00:31:17,338 Save it, Ernesto. Earl pulled the plug. 549 00:31:17,412 --> 00:31:19,937 No. All we have to do is dig through the tunnel and we'll find... 550 00:31:20,014 --> 00:31:21,777 It's too late. 551 00:31:31,993 --> 00:31:35,861 - I think you owe me an apology. - Oh, you do, do you? 552 00:31:35,930 --> 00:31:38,296 Oh, yes. Well, I'm sorry, but... 553 00:31:38,366 --> 00:31:40,391 But what? 554 00:31:44,505 --> 00:31:47,201 - I'd be happy to make it up to you. - What? 555 00:31:47,275 --> 00:31:49,743 Look. You were right and I was wrong, 556 00:31:49,811 --> 00:31:52,279 and since I started this whole thing, I think it would only be fair... 557 00:31:52,346 --> 00:31:55,372 if I were to invite you onto my show... 558 00:31:55,450 --> 00:31:59,216 tomorrow, if you're free... and I would apologize publicly. 559 00:31:59,287 --> 00:32:01,721 No, that won't be necessary. No, no, no, but it is necessary. 560 00:32:01,789 --> 00:32:04,815 And besides, it would be good publicity for you guys... 561 00:32:04,892 --> 00:32:07,224 and-and-and great ratings for me. 562 00:32:07,295 --> 00:32:09,490 In fact, we could call it, uh, 563 00:32:09,564 --> 00:32:11,828 "What happens when reporters are wrong." 564 00:32:11,899 --> 00:32:14,390 Roberto, have you gone crazy? 565 00:32:14,469 --> 00:32:16,403 We saw the room, 566 00:32:16,471 --> 00:32:19,167 and this was the key that opened the door. 567 00:32:20,007 --> 00:32:24,273 That's our new I.D. Badges. We just started using them. And I believe that belongs to me. 568 00:32:24,501 --> 00:32:26,992 No, actually, it belongs to the police. 569 00:32:27,148 --> 00:32:29,514 We, uh, found this... 570 00:32:29,584 --> 00:32:31,643 where Rick was killed, and since... 571 00:32:31,719 --> 00:32:33,653 That's evidence in an ongoing investigation. 572 00:32:33,721 --> 00:32:35,655 It's evidence in an ongoing investigation, 573 00:32:35,723 --> 00:32:38,658 and I think we'll just turn it in to them. 574 00:32:42,163 --> 00:32:44,097 Good idea. 575 00:32:44,165 --> 00:32:46,258 In fact, I'd like to offer a reward... 576 00:32:46,334 --> 00:32:50,031 for any information leading to the arrest of the driver that killed Rick. 577 00:32:50,104 --> 00:32:52,038 Well, that's very nice. You could do it on my show. 578 00:32:52,106 --> 00:32:54,097 Well, I'll have to think about that. 579 00:32:54,175 --> 00:32:56,109 Why don't you call me in the morning? 580 00:32:56,177 --> 00:32:58,111 Oh, and, uh, 581 00:32:58,179 --> 00:33:00,841 please, close the door after you. 582 00:33:02,650 --> 00:33:04,584 You're letting him get away? 583 00:33:04,652 --> 00:33:08,782 I'm just trying to buy us a little time, and I would appreciate some cooperation. 584 00:33:10,124 --> 00:33:12,217 Why do I suddenly feel like I'm a step behind you? 585 00:33:12,293 --> 00:33:15,956 I never used to feel that way. 586 00:33:16,030 --> 00:33:17,725 Well, I don't know. L... Yeah, it's annoying, isn't it? 587 00:33:17,799 --> 00:33:19,824 That's what you get working with a genius. 588 00:33:26,641 --> 00:33:28,575 Uh-oh. 589 00:33:28,643 --> 00:33:32,135 Uh-oh? Is this your " Uh-oh, things are getting worse," or is this your " Uh-oh, 590 00:33:32,213 --> 00:33:35,774 now I've changed history, and things are really gonna get horrible"? 591 00:33:35,850 --> 00:33:38,717 Which "Uh-oh" is this? This is the "Uh-oh" that she doesn't die anymore... 592 00:33:38,786 --> 00:33:40,651 from driving the car off a cliff. 593 00:33:40,721 --> 00:33:44,384 She dies from an acute asthma attack tomorrow morning, uh-oh. 594 00:33:59,941 --> 00:34:02,705 Well, that just about wraps up our show today... 595 00:34:02,777 --> 00:34:06,144 on friends of fruits and veggies, 596 00:34:06,214 --> 00:34:09,274 So join us tomorrow... 597 00:34:09,351 --> 00:34:11,251 here on Roberto. 598 00:34:11,319 --> 00:34:13,879 Till then, have a nice day. 599 00:34:15,690 --> 00:34:17,180 And we are out. 600 00:34:17,258 --> 00:34:19,192 Funny show, Sam. Ha, ha, ha. 601 00:34:19,260 --> 00:34:21,728 Okay, it isn't funny. I realize it isn't funny. 602 00:34:21,796 --> 00:34:25,061 Look. I wanna nail these guys just as bad as you do, 603 00:34:25,133 --> 00:34:27,067 but Ziggy says that it... 604 00:34:27,135 --> 00:34:29,069 It's never gonna happen, because in the first place, 605 00:34:29,137 --> 00:34:32,937 you're gonna have to have an iron-clad search warrant... I am going to lunch. 606 00:34:35,944 --> 00:34:38,708 Iron-clad search warrant before you can get into that joint again, 607 00:34:38,780 --> 00:34:42,045 and without any corroborating evidence, you're never gonna get the search warrant. 608 00:34:42,117 --> 00:34:45,086 So this investigation is going nowhere. 609 00:34:45,153 --> 00:34:47,121 Maybe not. 610 00:34:53,428 --> 00:34:55,419 You're trying to get into a payroll company? 611 00:34:55,497 --> 00:34:57,727 Yeah. We gotta solve this ourselves, remember? 612 00:34:57,799 --> 00:35:00,199 Besides, they do work for Saxton. 613 00:35:00,268 --> 00:35:02,259 Yeah, but they're not gonna lead you to anything. 614 00:35:02,337 --> 00:35:04,271 How do you know? 615 00:35:04,339 --> 00:35:08,207 Because top-secret projects have their own secure computer networks. 616 00:35:08,276 --> 00:35:10,267 Oh, that's right. You used to work for a couple of those. 617 00:35:10,345 --> 00:35:12,279 Yeah, I remember now from your résumé. 618 00:35:12,347 --> 00:35:15,248 Then you won't mind giving me a shot. Scoot over. 619 00:35:15,316 --> 00:35:20,310 All right, the search for corroborative evidence begins. 620 00:35:20,388 --> 00:35:23,050 Hey, I thought you couldn't type. It's been a while. 621 00:35:23,124 --> 00:35:25,888 Sam, Ziggy has tried every conceivable... Feed me, Ziggy. 622 00:35:25,960 --> 00:35:28,224 What? 623 00:35:28,296 --> 00:35:30,924 All right. Prime 37, enter. 624 00:35:30,999 --> 00:35:34,366 Uh, V-F 262222, doc. 625 00:35:34,436 --> 00:35:37,735 Five, niner, drive, drive, drive, enter. 626 00:35:37,806 --> 00:35:40,070 "G," enter. "T," back slash. 627 00:35:40,141 --> 00:35:42,234 Second password, "betlegeuse." I'm gonna go get some coffee. 628 00:35:42,310 --> 00:35:44,244 "Toaster," enter. You want some? 629 00:35:44,312 --> 00:35:49,716 Space. 3.1.4.1., enter. 630 00:35:49,784 --> 00:35:51,911 Try not to miss me. Uh, tilde. 631 00:35:51,986 --> 00:35:54,580 Zero, enter. 632 00:35:54,656 --> 00:35:57,181 Uh, star code, enter. 633 00:35:57,258 --> 00:36:00,250 Uh, Delaware, 77, back slash, 7. 634 00:36:03,264 --> 00:36:05,198 Come on, come on, come on. 635 00:36:05,266 --> 00:36:07,359 Give it up, Roberto. 636 00:36:07,435 --> 00:36:09,369 You've already done it 100 times. 637 00:36:09,437 --> 00:36:11,632 We'll do it again tomorrow. We don't have until tomorrow. 638 00:36:11,706 --> 00:36:14,869 You know, you have a delightful personality. 639 00:36:14,943 --> 00:36:17,537 Look, I'm sorry, okay? I'm just... 640 00:36:17,612 --> 00:36:21,548 I'm tired and frustrated and... 641 00:36:26,621 --> 00:36:28,646 Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. Sam, you're in. 642 00:36:28,723 --> 00:36:30,657 Yes. Yes. Yes. 643 00:36:30,725 --> 00:36:34,422 Whoa, whoa. It's moving too fast. Stop it. 644 00:36:34,496 --> 00:36:36,430 Mr. Saxton? 645 00:36:36,498 --> 00:36:40,059 We have a hacker on the computer line. Do we know who they are? 646 00:36:40,134 --> 00:36:43,103 It's coming from the TV station. We're zeroing in now. 647 00:36:43,171 --> 00:36:45,435 Damn! It's that girl, Eisenberg, 648 00:36:45,507 --> 00:36:47,668 and Roberto what's-his-name. 649 00:36:50,812 --> 00:36:53,372 They'll have to be taken care of. 650 00:36:53,448 --> 00:36:56,906 Consider it done. Uh, Hank? 651 00:36:56,985 --> 00:36:59,010 Just the girl. 652 00:36:59,087 --> 00:37:02,853 If they both have accidents, even the dimwitted cops in this town will get suspicious, 653 00:37:02,924 --> 00:37:06,052 and he's just a two-bit blowhard in over his head. 654 00:37:06,127 --> 00:37:11,360 After she's gone, a few words and a few dollars, and he'll slink away out of sight forever. 655 00:37:11,432 --> 00:37:13,764 The girl is the real danger. 656 00:37:13,835 --> 00:37:17,362 You can't bargain with that type. 657 00:37:17,438 --> 00:37:22,137 Now, for her, you're gonna have to do something that's particularly... 658 00:37:23,621 --> 00:37:25,555 clever. 659 00:37:31,820 --> 00:37:34,516 "Hydrochloric thiodiglycol. 660 00:37:34,589 --> 00:37:38,252 Methylphosphonoflouridate. Methyl isocyanate." 661 00:37:38,326 --> 00:37:40,260 Variations of Methyl isocyanate. 662 00:37:40,328 --> 00:37:44,025 Methyl isocyanate? Methyl isocyanate. 663 00:37:44,099 --> 00:37:48,195 Oh, God. If I'd stayed in Chicago, at least I'd have a shot at an Emmy. 664 00:37:48,269 --> 00:37:50,965 God. How do you feel? 665 00:37:51,039 --> 00:37:52,973 Fine. Can't you tell? 666 00:37:53,041 --> 00:37:54,975 Methyl isocyanate is used to make pesticides. 667 00:37:55,043 --> 00:37:57,170 If you inhale it, it immediately constricts your nasal... 668 00:37:57,245 --> 00:37:59,236 and bronchial passages as well as your larynx. 669 00:37:59,314 --> 00:38:02,283 It's like having a severe asthma attack instantly. 670 00:38:02,350 --> 00:38:04,648 There's no treatment. There's no antidote. 671 00:38:04,719 --> 00:38:07,984 Too much and it's fatal, and they're working on a derivative that's 10 times worse than that. 672 00:38:08,056 --> 00:38:10,718 Go turn on the printer. Oh. Yeah. 673 00:38:12,794 --> 00:38:15,422 Uh-oh. Ball game. 674 00:38:15,497 --> 00:38:18,159 They know? They know? 675 00:38:18,233 --> 00:38:20,167 Yeah. 676 00:38:20,235 --> 00:38:22,829 What do we do now? 677 00:38:22,904 --> 00:38:25,338 Well, 678 00:38:25,407 --> 00:38:27,341 we try again. 679 00:38:27,409 --> 00:38:29,343 It's the only way to force Saxton's hand. 680 00:38:29,411 --> 00:38:31,572 You force his hand, he's gonna try and kill you. 681 00:38:33,214 --> 00:38:35,148 Look, Jani, 682 00:38:36,751 --> 00:38:40,243 if we keep doing this, they may try to kill us too. 683 00:38:40,321 --> 00:38:42,687 Let 'em try. 684 00:38:42,757 --> 00:38:44,691 Sam, I'm going back to check with Ziggy. 685 00:39:28,703 --> 00:39:30,898 Mr. Saxton, it's Roberto on line three. 686 00:39:30,972 --> 00:39:33,941 Put him through. Hello. 687 00:39:34,008 --> 00:39:37,535 She's dead. Dead? Who? 688 00:39:37,612 --> 00:39:40,308 You know damn well who. Jani Eisenberg. 689 00:39:40,381 --> 00:39:44,579 Terrible. That's... That's tragic. 690 00:39:44,652 --> 00:39:46,677 How did it happen? 691 00:39:46,754 --> 00:39:49,018 A severe asthma attack, as if you didn't know. 692 00:39:49,090 --> 00:39:52,924 L-I didn't know people could die... How'd you do it? 693 00:39:52,994 --> 00:39:55,861 "Do it"? How'd you kill her? How'd you do it? 694 00:39:57,632 --> 00:39:59,566 Is that gonna be the theme of your show today? 695 00:39:59,634 --> 00:40:03,161 You're damn right it is. If you go on the air with that charge, I'll sue you... 696 00:40:03,238 --> 00:40:05,399 the station and everybody connected with that show. 697 00:40:05,473 --> 00:40:07,464 And I'll win, because there's no way in hell... 698 00:40:07,542 --> 00:40:10,340 you can prove I induced an asthma attack, and you know it. 699 00:40:11,946 --> 00:40:14,540 - You're probably right. - Well. 700 00:40:15,617 --> 00:40:19,576 That's the first reasonable thing you've said this morning. 701 00:40:21,623 --> 00:40:25,059 Now, l... I'd like to, uh, 702 00:40:25,126 --> 00:40:28,994 set up a scholarship fund in Miss Eisenberg's memory. 703 00:40:29,063 --> 00:40:32,089 I'll have a check cut this morning for, say, 704 00:40:32,166 --> 00:40:34,100 $50,000... 705 00:40:34,168 --> 00:40:38,571 uh, in your name... as trustee. 706 00:40:38,640 --> 00:40:40,938 I'll accept on one condition. 707 00:40:41,009 --> 00:40:43,807 I'm listening. You agree to do my show. 708 00:40:43,878 --> 00:40:46,574 - No. - Not even if I apologize? 709 00:40:46,648 --> 00:40:49,742 Not even if I admit that I was wrong about you and your plant? 710 00:40:49,817 --> 00:40:51,751 Why would you do that? 711 00:40:53,821 --> 00:40:56,255 To make that scholarship $100,000. 712 00:40:59,513 --> 00:41:02,622 I... I knew I had you figured. 713 00:41:04,699 --> 00:41:06,690 Yeah, I guess you were... right. 714 00:41:18,513 --> 00:41:21,539 Welcome today to our special edition of Roberto- 715 00:41:21,616 --> 00:41:24,881 "What happens when reporters are wrong?" 716 00:41:24,953 --> 00:41:27,183 This show should be particularly interesting, 717 00:41:27,255 --> 00:41:29,223 because I'm the reporter. 718 00:41:30,479 --> 00:41:32,413 But before we begin, 719 00:41:32,438 --> 00:41:36,534 I'd like to take a moment to pay tribute to my colleague Jani Eisenberg, 720 00:41:36,965 --> 00:41:40,731 who passed away suddenly this morning from a severe asthma attack. 721 00:41:40,802 --> 00:41:42,736 Oh, no. 722 00:41:42,804 --> 00:41:44,772 Jani was a wonderful person... 723 00:41:44,839 --> 00:41:48,798 and a great reporter, and we will all miss her dearly. 724 00:41:51,145 --> 00:41:53,909 And now, if you'll join me in welcoming Mr. Ed Saxton, 725 00:41:53,982 --> 00:41:57,509 president of Saxton Fertilizers and Pesticides. 726 00:42:02,090 --> 00:42:05,287 Just yesterday morning, I accused Mr. Saxton on live TV... 727 00:42:05,360 --> 00:42:09,023 of running a secret chemical warfare lab at his plant, 728 00:42:09,097 --> 00:42:12,396 and I would like to apologize for that. 729 00:42:12,467 --> 00:42:14,401 Don't mention it. 730 00:42:14,469 --> 00:42:19,202 In fact, I said that you'd had a leak earlier in the week from that same lab, 731 00:42:19,273 --> 00:42:21,207 which had resulted in the death of several sheep. 732 00:42:21,275 --> 00:42:23,300 But you were wrong. I had no proof. 733 00:42:24,612 --> 00:42:27,547 All I had was a blank wall, and my word against yours. 734 00:42:27,615 --> 00:42:29,549 That's right. 735 00:42:29,617 --> 00:42:33,144 In fact, even if I had wanted to obtain a search warrant... 736 00:42:33,221 --> 00:42:35,155 to see what was behind that wall, 737 00:42:35,223 --> 00:42:38,420 I would have needed more than the testimony of reliable witnesses... 738 00:42:38,493 --> 00:42:40,427 such as myself orJani Eisenberg. 739 00:42:40,495 --> 00:42:42,725 I would have needed some corroborating evidence... 740 00:42:42,797 --> 00:42:45,561 something, say, like this. 741 00:42:46,399 --> 00:42:50,597 Now, Mr. Saxton, hypothetically, let's just say that you did have... 742 00:42:50,670 --> 00:42:53,503 a secret chemical warfare lab at your plant. 743 00:42:53,808 --> 00:42:58,871 Wouldn't it be easy for you to put some secret chemical in this? 744 00:42:59,947 --> 00:43:02,006 And then slip it to someone who was using this... 745 00:43:02,083 --> 00:43:04,017 As an inhaler for their asthma... 746 00:43:04,085 --> 00:43:06,679 someone who was trying to expose your secrets, 747 00:43:06,754 --> 00:43:09,018 someone likeJani Eisenberg. 748 00:43:11,092 --> 00:43:13,617 That doesn't prove anything. 749 00:43:13,695 --> 00:43:16,528 She's dead. 750 00:43:16,597 --> 00:43:18,462 Is that her? 751 00:43:21,602 --> 00:43:25,197 Just think... If there were some... 752 00:43:25,273 --> 00:43:28,936 secret chemical in here, one squirt, 753 00:43:29,010 --> 00:43:32,309 and, uh, a person could die. 754 00:43:35,783 --> 00:43:37,546 You idiot! All right, just take it easy. Take it easy. 755 00:43:37,618 --> 00:43:41,054 There's nothing in this one. I bought this at the store this morning. 756 00:43:41,122 --> 00:43:43,215 But you deserved it, you weasel. 757 00:43:43,291 --> 00:43:45,759 But the one you did poison... 758 00:43:45,827 --> 00:43:48,728 the one you planted on Jani Eisenberg last night... 759 00:43:48,796 --> 00:43:52,562 that one is in the hands of the Destiny County Sheriff s Department. 760 00:43:52,633 --> 00:43:54,828 Yesterday I needed proof. 761 00:43:54,902 --> 00:43:57,666 Today I just got it. 762 00:43:57,739 --> 00:44:00,401 It is my extreme pleasure to hand you this search warrant. 763 00:44:00,475 --> 00:44:02,443 This is outrageous. I won't stay here another minute. 764 00:44:02,510 --> 00:44:04,444 Get him! 765 00:44:04,512 --> 00:44:06,446 Sam, that does it. 766 00:44:06,514 --> 00:44:10,314 Saxton is indicted and convicted for murder and attempted murder, so get ready to leap. 767 00:44:10,384 --> 00:44:12,750 Hell of a show, Roberto. Hell of a show. Now do the wrap-up. 768 00:44:12,820 --> 00:44:14,754 The wr... The wrap-up. Okay. 769 00:44:14,822 --> 00:44:18,758 Okay, folks, tomorrow on Roberto, 770 00:44:18,826 --> 00:44:22,592 we've got a man who says he's lost... 771 00:44:22,663 --> 00:44:25,188 a thousand pounds of fat. 772 00:44:26,434 --> 00:44:30,768 We've got a woman who claims that she hears old radio stations through her teeth. 773 00:44:32,940 --> 00:44:36,535 And finally, a personal story about the time I was kidnapped by aliens... 774 00:44:36,611 --> 00:44:41,446 and held in an all-white room. 775 00:44:41,516 --> 00:44:44,144 That's tomorrow on... 776 00:44:44,218 --> 00:44:46,812 Roberto. 777 00:44:51,592 --> 00:44:55,892 And we are O-U-T, out! All right. 778 00:44:55,963 --> 00:44:58,022 Great show, buddy. Great show. 779 00:44:58,099 --> 00:45:00,033 Thanks. 780 00:45:00,101 --> 00:45:02,035 I owe you 100 bucks. Nah. 781 00:45:03,037 --> 00:45:05,062 Tell you what. 782 00:45:07,241 --> 00:45:12,372 - Why don't I just buy you a nice bottle of champagne? - Nah. 783 00:45:39,440 --> 00:45:41,374 Oh, boy.