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Theorizing that one could time travel
within his own lifetime,
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Dr. Sam Beckett stepped
into the Quantum Leap accelerator...
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and vanished.
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He awoke to find himself
trapped in the past,
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facing mirror images
that were not his own...
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and driven by an unknown force
to change history for the better.
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His only guide on this journey is Al,
an observer from his own time,
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who appears in the form of a hologram
that only Sam can see and hear.
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And so, Dr. Beckett finds himself
leaping from life to life,
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striving to put right
what once went wrong...
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and hoping each time
that his next leap...
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will be the leap home.
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...devil-worshipping
motorcycle bums.
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Thanks. Thanks.
Thank you. Thanks.
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Hey, Roberto!
What about the First Amendment?
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Yeah!
"Congress shall make no act...
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"respecting the establishment
of religion...
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and prohibiting
the free exercise thereof."
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Hey, that doesn't include
animal sacrifices,
and you know it.
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Tell him!
Oh, come on.
You know what I'm talking about.
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Tell him!
Don't you push me now.
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Hey, hey, hey, hey!
Stop it. Stop it.
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Oh, boy.
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Get off of me!
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The little weasel.
What a little weasel.
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Are you all right?
Yeah, I'm just a little...
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- I'm just a little dazed, that's all.
- This guy... I'm gonna get him.
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I'm gonna get him.
I'm gonna get him now.
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Here.
Do your wrap-up.
Yeah?
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And we'll be out of here.
Wrap-up?
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Yeah.
They've had it. They're messing
with the wrong guy.
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They're not gonna mess
with our kids like this...
Or me or you.
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In five, Don't talk back to me.
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Four, three,
I know what I'm talking about.
That's it. No, l... No, no.
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- Two...
- Get out ofhere.
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Tomorrow on, uh,
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Roberto, uh,
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uh, animals as, uh, friends...
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We've got lawyers.
We're gonna sue.
Get me?
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And lovers, uh,
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Sunday school teachers
for marijuana,
Yeah!
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And, uh, uh,
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finally, Dr. Laura Schlessinger
on centerfolds...
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We'll be here for that one.
Yeah!
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Uh...
Let go of me! Let go of me!
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"Liberated females
or chauvinist slaves?"
Put me down! Put me down!
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That's tomorrow on...
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Roberto-Roberto.
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- And we're clear.
- You squeezed my arm!
All right, that does it!
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- I'm calling...
- Hey, great show.
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Thanks.
Sign this for me.
It's for my daughter.
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Sure.
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Thanks.
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Hey, man, the switchboard's
going crazy,
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and Earl wants to see you pronto.
Okay.
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Hey, uh... It's that way.
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Yeah, right. I was just...
just testing.
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Uh, you sure you don't
want a doctor?
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No, no, I'm... I'm fine.
I'm okay, really.
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Thanks though.
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Roberto?
Here's some ice for your head.
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Yeah, thanks.
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Good show, everybody.
Let's wrap this up.
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Leaping about in time,
I've come to expect a few surprises,
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but it's a little hard to prepare
for a head butt from a stranger.
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I just hoped the rest of this leap
would go a little smoother.
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Hey, you okay?
Huh?
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Great show.
Yeah.
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I suppose you'll be asking
for a raise now.
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I'm sorry?
Or at least
hazardous duty pay.
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Maybe it'll leave a scar
and give you that rough,
manly look...
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which you so desperately desire.
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Earl will probably ask you
to get hit every show now...
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Maybe twice a day,
once for 6:00 and once for 11:00.
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Are-Are you talking
about the news?
News? Did I miss something?
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If I had better lungs,
I wouldn't have to deal with you.
Go away. You're boring me.
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Oh, I think I like this leap already.
Al.
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"I'll" what?
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I'll... I'll be leaving you
alone now, okay?
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"Al be leaving you alone now."
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What happened?
What'd you do to your head?
I, uh... I, uh...
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What'd you do to your head?
Sam?
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I got head butted by the führer.
Oh.
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What do you mean,
you got head butted
by the führer?
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It's a long story.
What have you got?
Well...
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All right.
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It's 1982.
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Your name is "Ruberto"...
Roberto Gutierrez,
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and you're working for KDNM-TV...
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in Destiny, New Mexico.
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Oh, you must be a local
sort of version
of Geraldo.
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Good. Great. Just great.
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Uh, well, in the last six months,
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your ratings have been going up,
but in the past,
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your smart mouth
has always been a sort of
"career-limiting asset."
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What are you telling me?
I get fired a lot? Is that it?
Yeah. Bingo.
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But now it's starting to pay off
and you're gonna go up
to the big time.
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So all I have to do then is just...
Is stay a smart mouth,
be a wise guy,
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be a big, fat pain in the...
I get it, okay?
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Yeah.
I'm not that kind of person though.
That's not my natural way.
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It's okay.
You just read my lips,
you'll be fine.
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Now there's a man
who can take a shot.
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Oh.
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How's the bean?
Still in one piece?
Okay. Yeah.
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Good, huh? Hey... Hey, maybe you could
do it again tomorrow.
That'd be killer.
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This is Earl Skipper.
He's the station manager
and the news director.
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We should capitalize
on this thing...
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You know, play it for all it's worth.
Maybe we could even
build a few shows around it, huh?
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I'll tell you what.
Why don't you lie down
in the parking lot,
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and I'll accidentally
back over you with my car?
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Probably, we can get a whole week
out of that.
I like it.
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Roberto would never let her get
away with that. Try this...
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"What's the matter?
Did you fall off your
broomstick this morning? '"
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What's the matter?
Did you fall off your broomstick
this morning?
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Kids, kids, kids, behave...
or no dinner.
Now, let me see here.
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This is Jani Eisenberg.
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She's an investigative reporter.
She was a big hotshot
in Chicago,
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but then she moved out here
to New Mexico because
of her health.
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She's got asthma.
Now what have you got
coming up...
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that we can shove up
against this head butt thing...
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and really make it roll, huh?
Uh, coming up?
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Yeah, as in "next."
Jani, go to your room.
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He wants to know if you got
any ideas for upcoming shows.
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
Well, I got this idea...
Tell him you got one...
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about Elvis, or one about
the supernatural...
for an Elvis show...
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One about sex.
That always sells.
About, uh... Ooh.
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Oh, yeah. Women who claim
to have slept with Elvis's ghost.
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Oh! I love it. Save it for sweeps.
And the Kennedys.
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I've got a Kennedy story about, uh...
Elizabeth Taylor robbing the cradle.
And the mob.
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Oh, uh, this guy claims
that he's J.F.K.'s evil twin,
Oh!
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Only he just escaped
from the sanitarium...
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where he's been his whole life.
Oh, I love it. What else?
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Yeah, I'd like to see that one too.
Uh...
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- Women who try too hard?
- Maybe you can get one of them
to punch you.
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I'm just kiddin'.
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No, no. We'll go with what's scheduled,
and we'll do a follow-up next week.
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- It'll be great.
- Let's hope the world...
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- can hold its breath that long.
- Stay on her, Sam.
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And what earthshaking story
are you working on?
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Gas stations that promise full service
but don't deliver.
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Now there's
a national emergency.
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Get me the president!
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Fifty bucks says you couldn't do
a serious and hard-hitting story
if your life depended on it.
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Double it.
A hundred says I can do
any story you can.
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- Fine.
- Fine.
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Jani Eisenberg.
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One moment.
Yoo-hoo. Your story's on the phone.
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The bet's $100,
and I don't take checks.
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I was headin'for Blue Rock,
cuttin'past Whisperin'Pine Lakes...
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- when I saw them.
- Uh, "them"?
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The aliens.
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Oh, boy.
I couldn't see the mother ship,
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but I figured she was "hoovering"
somewhere nearby.
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What, uh, time would you say
that this was, Mr. Norton?
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It was about, uh,
20 minutes after I left
Mac's Bar...
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uh, around 2:30.
Oh, brother.
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I'm not kiddin;
There were about a dozen of'em.
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They were yellow, one big eye...
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and big "blobby" arms and legs.
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And what were they doing?
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Uh, they were just, uh,
milling around.
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I don't know.
I didn't stick around
long enough to find out.
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I wanna keep my organs.
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Serious and hard-hitting,
remember?
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I know I was drinkin', but...
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I know what I saw.
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All right. Uh, thank you.
Sam?
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Sam. It's unbelievable,
but this is it.
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What?
This is home.
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What?
Well, see, 30 miles...
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over that way...
you can't see it from here...
that's where we built...
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Project Quantum Leap.
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Of course, it won't be there
for another seven years,
but it is...
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I mean, if I push this, I go...
That's where I go.
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It's there now,
but it's not there
for another seven years.
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So you're there
on the other side...
Uh...
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Come on, Roberto.
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Let's see. What should I buy
with $ 100?
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Shoes?
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No. Something more personal.
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How about lingerie? I'll help.
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Maybe a nice bottle of wine.
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Yeah, a real expensive one.
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Imported.
Perhaps a French Bordeaux.
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You can afford that, can't you?
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Uh, I was just wondering
if imported French wine
goes with crow.
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Get in the car.
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Who eats crow?
Oh, she's gonna eat crow.
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That's a good one, Sam.
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Yeah. Wine goes with crow.
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I'll catch up with you later.
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We have continued support
from our regular customers,
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and with the addition
of these government contracts,
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we expect income to increase
by over 15% next year.
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Ooh. Which is good news
for everyone who owns stock...
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with Saxton Fertilizer
and Pesticides.
Yes, indeed.
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And it's good for people here,
because it means morejobs.
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Mmm. Something that's
always welcome.
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And now, let's take a look
at the rest of the plant.
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Cut.
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Can I get you some water
or something?
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- Are you all right?
- Excuse me.
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Excuse me.
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Oh, here. I'll get that.
Everything's going.
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You wanna get that for her?
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Here you go.
Thank you.
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You don't want to lose this.
Not if I want to keep breathing.
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What did you do
to your hand?
I, uh...
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Oh, we had a little fire last night,
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and Rick grabbed a hot
fire extinguisher
and put it out.
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- I didn't hear anything about a fire.
- Like I said, a little fire.
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Now if you'll follow me,
I'll show you the rest
of the plant.
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- Down this way.
- Your company does employ a huge percentage of the community.
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I'm wondering if you'll be
doing any more hiring
in the near future.
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Well, we certainly plan to.
I'll be right with you.
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What's the bad news?
The...
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Well, I hope this leap is over quickly.
Her attitude is starting
to rub off on you.
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Al.
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In two days...
Yeah?
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Jani drives her car off a cliff,
and she dies.
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What happened, Al?
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I mean, was she murdered?
Was somebody charged, or what?
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No. Nope. Nope.
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Suicide?
Uh, no.
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She had too much going for her,
at least, from all we know.
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Well, what did the police reports say?
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Uh, well, they said
that she was tired
from working late,
228
00:12:55,810 --> 00:12:58,938
and then apparently she must have
fallen asleep for a moment
at the wheel,
229
00:12:59,013 --> 00:13:01,004
and then... zoom.
230
00:13:01,082 --> 00:13:03,141
Airborne.
231
00:13:05,253 --> 00:13:07,847
Does Ziggy know what she was
working on at the time?
232
00:13:07,922 --> 00:13:10,857
Well, let's see.
The last things that she did
that were aired...
233
00:13:10,925 --> 00:13:14,190
were a story on where to get
summer vegetables
in the wintertime,
234
00:13:14,262 --> 00:13:16,628
and another one about, uh,
235
00:13:16,697 --> 00:13:18,858
gas stations that don't deliver.
236
00:13:18,933 --> 00:13:21,231
Serious and hard-hitting.
Yeah. Yeah.
237
00:13:21,302 --> 00:13:23,293
Yeah, but now this is weird.
Hmm?
238
00:13:24,405 --> 00:13:26,703
Apparently, right after
the accident,
239
00:13:26,774 --> 00:13:31,211
Roberto quit the show
and he dropped out
ofTV completely.
240
00:13:35,016 --> 00:13:36,950
No, no, no.
I know what you're saying.
241
00:13:37,018 --> 00:13:39,714
I don't think that Roberto killed Jani.
242
00:13:39,787 --> 00:13:42,881
Besides, if he did, I won't,
243
00:13:42,957 --> 00:13:45,050
so I'll be out of here in no time.
244
00:13:46,127 --> 00:13:48,391
Yeah, but it's still...
It's a weird coincidence.
245
00:13:48,462 --> 00:13:52,865
It's not a coincidence.
It's gotta be related somehow,
but it's not like that.
246
00:13:52,934 --> 00:13:54,492
Al?
247
00:13:54,568 --> 00:13:56,126
What?
What are you lookin'at?
248
00:13:56,203 --> 00:13:58,194
Huh?
Oh, nothin'.
249
00:13:58,272 --> 00:14:00,035
I don't know.
Anyway,
250
00:14:00,107 --> 00:14:03,668
in the meantime, the best thing
I can do is just stick tight.
251
00:14:03,744 --> 00:14:06,542
And don't let her drive.
That goes without saying.
252
00:14:06,614 --> 00:14:08,548
- Yeah.
- Roberto?
253
00:14:08,616 --> 00:14:10,641
Don't forget your 4:00 show.
254
00:14:13,087 --> 00:14:17,114
Chauvinist slave or liberated woman?
255
00:14:17,191 --> 00:14:19,318
Joining us today we have
noted psychologist...
256
00:14:19,393 --> 00:14:22,191
Dr. Laura Schlessinger,
257
00:14:22,263 --> 00:14:24,356
Dawn Bartlett,
258
00:14:24,432 --> 00:14:26,559
Charlene Lisles, and...
259
00:14:26,634 --> 00:14:28,568
Uh...
260
00:14:28,636 --> 00:14:33,835
Dawn and Charlene are juniors
at the University of New Mexico.
261
00:14:33,908 --> 00:14:35,842
All right!
262
00:14:35,910 --> 00:14:38,708
And they were recently paid $500...
263
00:14:38,779 --> 00:14:42,408
to pose for the Bohey Tool calendar.
264
00:14:42,483 --> 00:14:44,417
Now,
265
00:14:44,485 --> 00:14:46,919
some people would
call this exploitation.
266
00:14:46,988 --> 00:14:50,219
No!
Let's ask Dawn what she thinks.
267
00:14:50,291 --> 00:14:52,691
I thought it was fun.
268
00:14:52,760 --> 00:14:54,921
Fun?
269
00:14:54,996 --> 00:14:58,989
- Yeah.
- Go to the doc. Ask the doc.
270
00:14:59,066 --> 00:15:01,000
Okay. Dr. Schlessinger,
271
00:15:01,068 --> 00:15:04,037
uh, what do you have to say
about this?
272
00:15:04,105 --> 00:15:06,039
Posing for these type of pictures,
in my opinion,
273
00:15:06,107 --> 00:15:09,668
diminishes all women everywhere
by perpetuating the stereotype...
274
00:15:09,744 --> 00:15:12,941
That we are all long-legged bimbos.
275
00:15:15,916 --> 00:15:19,181
But they have the right to make
that idiotic choice
if they want to.
276
00:15:19,253 --> 00:15:22,780
Sam, back to Dawn.
Ask her about...
Uh, so, tell me...
277
00:15:22,857 --> 00:15:27,521
Is it art, or are you really
just a long-legged bimbo...
278
00:15:27,595 --> 00:15:30,564
like Dr. Schlessinger says?
279
00:15:30,631 --> 00:15:32,622
It's definitely art.
280
00:15:33,934 --> 00:15:35,868
Sam, you could be falling
into a trap here.
281
00:15:35,936 --> 00:15:38,871
With these shows you don't want
everyone to be nice to each other,
282
00:15:38,939 --> 00:15:40,873
because these shows thrive
on controversy.
So,
283
00:15:40,941 --> 00:15:42,875
Dr. Schlessinger...
Everybody's gotta be rotten
to each other.
284
00:15:42,943 --> 00:15:45,104
It seems to me that Dawn
and Charlene here...
285
00:15:45,179 --> 00:15:47,443
are-are-are merely perpetuating...
286
00:15:47,515 --> 00:15:50,541
the image that women
have the freedom to make
their own choices...
287
00:15:50,618 --> 00:15:53,212
and are capable of making
their own choices...
288
00:15:53,287 --> 00:15:55,221
regarding their bodies.
289
00:15:55,289 --> 00:15:58,725
Then why don't men do the same thing?
290
00:15:58,793 --> 00:16:01,489
Sometimes policemen
and firemen calendars...
291
00:16:01,562 --> 00:16:04,656
Well, policemen and firemen...
They've all made calendars.
292
00:16:04,732 --> 00:16:08,930
Oh, but in general men don't,
because that's not the image
they want to project.
293
00:16:09,003 --> 00:16:12,302
Well, sure it is.
Oh, it is?
294
00:16:12,373 --> 00:16:16,969
Uh-huh.
Well, why don't you try putting
your muscles where your mouth is?
295
00:16:17,044 --> 00:16:22,175
Why don't you try doing
the rest of your show
in your boxer shorts?
296
00:16:28,255 --> 00:16:32,817
- Uh, boxer shorts? L...
- Unless, of course, that's not
the image you want to project.
297
00:16:36,597 --> 00:16:38,656
Well...
298
00:16:38,732 --> 00:16:40,666
Hold this.
299
00:16:43,571 --> 00:16:45,664
Stay tuned, everybody.
300
00:16:45,739 --> 00:16:48,572
We'll be back after we go
to this commercial...
301
00:16:48,642 --> 00:16:53,705
with the new... and liberated...
Roberto.
302
00:16:53,781 --> 00:16:55,715
Don't go...
303
00:16:55,783 --> 00:16:57,717
away.
304
00:17:01,055 --> 00:17:03,046
Oh, killer show, man.
305
00:17:05,559 --> 00:17:07,493
Yeah. Thanks. Thanks.
306
00:17:07,561 --> 00:17:09,495
Oh, my God, Al.
307
00:17:09,563 --> 00:17:11,827
I just single-handedly
destroyed this guy's career.
308
00:17:11,899 --> 00:17:13,833
Hey, Earl,
phone call on line three.
Here you go, ace.
309
00:17:13,901 --> 00:17:15,835
What are you talking about?
You were a hit.
310
00:17:15,903 --> 00:17:18,064
I've never been so humiliated
in my life.
311
00:17:18,139 --> 00:17:21,074
Listen to me now.
If I ever do anything like that again,
312
00:17:21,142 --> 00:17:23,508
okay, you've gotta promise
to stop me, okay?
313
00:17:23,577 --> 00:17:25,977
If you see me doing
something like that,
You just say, " Sam, stop it.
314
00:17:26,046 --> 00:17:30,073
Don't do that."
At last, as I've always expected,
you've gone over the edge.
315
00:17:30,151 --> 00:17:33,882
I was just...
Talking to thin air.
316
00:17:33,954 --> 00:17:37,048
- And having a very
interesting conversation.
- I'll bet.
317
00:17:37,124 --> 00:17:39,183
- $100?
- In your dreams.
318
00:17:39,260 --> 00:17:42,229
- You know, I had a dream
about her last night.
- Jani, line three.
319
00:17:47,268 --> 00:17:49,293
Jani Eisenberg.
320
00:17:50,604 --> 00:17:54,062
Uh-huh.
Oh, yes. How many are missing?
321
00:17:56,076 --> 00:17:58,067
Okay, where were they last seen?
322
00:17:59,713 --> 00:18:03,444
Blue Rock and Whispering Pine Lake
two nights ago?
323
00:18:04,718 --> 00:18:07,448
Did you see any lights
in the sky?
324
00:18:08,722 --> 00:18:11,384
Did you see any strange people
that night?
325
00:18:14,028 --> 00:18:16,622
Oh, you didn't know
they were missing till dawn.
326
00:18:16,697 --> 00:18:20,633
Uh, Mr. Chee,
we will get right on this.
327
00:18:20,701 --> 00:18:22,760
Thank you.
328
00:18:22,836 --> 00:18:24,770
Yes.
329
00:18:24,838 --> 00:18:27,272
There is life after exile.
Fifty sheep are missing right...
330
00:18:27,341 --> 00:18:29,400
Right where Red Norton
saw the aliens.
331
00:18:31,078 --> 00:18:33,012
That's a pretty good
little coincidence.
332
00:18:33,080 --> 00:18:35,844
I'm gonna go back and see
if Ziggy can find some more.
333
00:18:35,916 --> 00:18:37,850
Do you smell that?
334
00:18:37,918 --> 00:18:40,853
After five years in East Nowhere,
New Mexico, I thought I'd forgotten
what it smells like,
335
00:18:40,921 --> 00:18:43,651
but I can smell it... a real story.
336
00:18:46,327 --> 00:18:49,455
...a little, uh, favor,
if you can do it for me.
337
00:18:49,530 --> 00:18:51,862
Your friends came to visit me
this afternoon...
338
00:18:51,932 --> 00:18:54,526
Roberto Gutierrez speaking.
339
00:18:54,602 --> 00:18:58,094
Mr. Gutierrez,
this is Rick Upfield
at Saxton Fertilizer.
340
00:19:00,641 --> 00:19:03,769
- Yeah, Rick. How's the hand?
- Uh, fine.
341
00:19:03,844 --> 00:19:07,507
Uh, Mr. Gutierrez, I was wondering
if I could speak to you
for a few minutes.
342
00:19:07,581 --> 00:19:10,072
- Sure.
- No, no-I mean, not now.
343
00:19:10,150 --> 00:19:13,415
Could you meet me later?
Uh, tonight, say around 9:00,
at the Lost Dolphin?
344
00:19:14,555 --> 00:19:18,082
Well, uh...
I really need
to speak to you.
345
00:19:18,158 --> 00:19:20,524
Okay. Uh...
346
00:19:20,594 --> 00:19:23,324
9:00 tonight at the Lost Dolphin.
347
00:19:23,397 --> 00:19:26,025
All right, thanks.
I'll see you later.
348
00:19:29,403 --> 00:19:31,598
You wanna go
to the Lost Dolphin tonight?
349
00:19:56,764 --> 00:19:58,698
What happened?
350
00:19:58,766 --> 00:20:01,860
Hit and run.
Guy hit him as he went
across the road to the bar.
351
00:20:15,115 --> 00:20:17,345
Let's go.
Wait a minute.
352
00:20:17,418 --> 00:20:19,511
Somebody murdered this guy.
I know that.
353
00:20:19,586 --> 00:20:21,520
I'm not walking away
from the best thing...
Shh, shh, shh.
354
00:20:21,588 --> 00:20:23,522
That's happened to me
since I left Chicago.
355
00:20:23,590 --> 00:20:26,821
Besides, we gotta tell the police
about the phone call.
Look.
356
00:20:26,894 --> 00:20:29,260
It doesn't matter.
Now come on.
What...
357
00:20:40,341 --> 00:20:43,003
It must have been knocked free
when he got...
358
00:20:45,813 --> 00:20:48,008
We definitely have to give this
to the police.
359
00:20:48,082 --> 00:20:50,243
Now, will you listen to me?
360
00:20:50,317 --> 00:20:53,775
If we give it to 'em,
they will never get
anywhere with it.
361
00:20:53,854 --> 00:20:55,788
Believe me, I know.
362
00:20:55,856 --> 00:20:59,519
Now we don't have time.
We gotta solve this ourselves.
363
00:21:06,001 --> 00:21:10,233
What with the new government contracts,
we expect...
364
00:21:10,305 --> 00:21:13,672
to have an increase of income
of over 15% next year.
365
00:21:16,478 --> 00:21:18,412
Hey.
366
00:21:18,480 --> 00:21:20,710
Why don't you go home?
367
00:21:20,782 --> 00:21:22,943
And let you win 100 bucks? Uh-uh.
368
00:21:24,419 --> 00:21:27,013
Is that why you got on TV?
For the money?
No, hardly.
369
00:21:27,088 --> 00:21:31,525
When I first started,
I had very altruistic motives.
370
00:21:32,694 --> 00:21:34,559
I wanted fame, glory and power.
371
00:21:36,298 --> 00:21:38,858
Unfortunately, uh,
372
00:21:38,934 --> 00:21:41,869
somebody forgot to tell my asthma.
373
00:21:44,773 --> 00:21:46,900
I had really big dreams.
374
00:21:46,975 --> 00:21:49,375
The network, my own show...
375
00:21:49,444 --> 00:21:53,312
I was gonna crack
the biggest stories
that have ever been cracked.
376
00:21:53,381 --> 00:21:56,544
But it's...
It's kind of hard to compete
with the big boys...
377
00:21:56,618 --> 00:21:59,212
when you can't even live
in their cities.
378
00:22:01,289 --> 00:22:03,223
You got a big story now.
379
00:22:03,291 --> 00:22:05,555
Which is at a complete dead end.
380
00:22:07,896 --> 00:22:09,830
Well, what about you?
Hmm?
381
00:22:09,898 --> 00:22:11,832
Why did you get into this business?
382
00:22:11,900 --> 00:22:16,735
Oh, I kind of just leaped into it
by accident.
383
00:22:16,805 --> 00:22:18,830
I sort of like it now.
384
00:22:18,907 --> 00:22:24,174
I never really thought much
about why, you know...
385
00:22:24,246 --> 00:22:26,305
I guess I kind of see myself as...
386
00:22:26,381 --> 00:22:29,509
a champion of underdogs everywhere.
387
00:22:29,584 --> 00:22:31,518
I like that.
388
00:22:38,093 --> 00:22:40,357
We have continued support
from our regular customers...
389
00:22:40,428 --> 00:22:42,362
and, uh, what with the, uh,
390
00:22:42,430 --> 00:22:47,595
new government contracts,
we expect to have an increase...
391
00:22:47,669 --> 00:22:49,193
Look.
392
00:22:49,271 --> 00:22:51,569
What?
Look.
393
00:22:53,074 --> 00:22:55,372
He's not wearing it,
and neither is...
394
00:22:55,443 --> 00:22:57,707
Neither is anybody else.
So either they just got them, or...
395
00:22:57,779 --> 00:23:00,077
This is for another section of the plant,
something we didn't see.
396
00:23:00,148 --> 00:23:02,480
Okay, so, first thing
tomorrow morning...
No, no, no, no.
397
00:23:02,550 --> 00:23:05,986
Tonight. We gotta go tonight.
Tonight.
All right, tonight.
398
00:23:06,054 --> 00:23:07,988
Tonight.
399
00:23:15,718 --> 00:23:18,209
Yeah, Hank is the foreman.
He's, uh, down there.
400
00:23:22,904 --> 00:23:25,338
Wait a second.
Give me your earring.
401
00:23:25,407 --> 00:23:27,875
Take the other one off.
402
00:23:27,942 --> 00:23:29,876
Excuse me.
403
00:23:29,944 --> 00:23:31,878
Excuse me. Hi.
Hi.
404
00:23:31,946 --> 00:23:34,141
Hi. I'm Roberto Gutierrez.
Yeah... I've seen you
a lot.
405
00:23:34,215 --> 00:23:35,876
This is Jani Eisenberg.
406
00:23:35,950 --> 00:23:37,884
Jani Eisenberg, sure.
I know you.
Hi there.
407
00:23:37,952 --> 00:23:40,147
We were in here
filming the other day,
and Jani lost an earring.
408
00:23:40,221 --> 00:23:42,155
Can you believe it?
We were in the neighborhood
and we thought, what the heck.
409
00:23:42,223 --> 00:23:44,214
Yeah. It looks like this.
410
00:23:44,292 --> 00:23:46,419
You know, if you lost it
in here, it's gone.
411
00:23:46,494 --> 00:23:49,088
Well, you know, we just thought
we'd just give it a shot.
412
00:23:49,164 --> 00:23:51,098
Yeah.
Sure.
413
00:23:51,166 --> 00:23:53,100
But-But-But you can't go
wandering around here.
414
00:23:53,168 --> 00:23:55,500
Oh, well, we won't be wandering. No.
415
00:23:55,570 --> 00:23:59,370
No, we know exactly where to look
from when we got shown around
by Mr. Saxton.
416
00:23:59,441 --> 00:24:01,375
He said it'd be okay.
Mr. Saxton?
417
00:24:01,443 --> 00:24:03,638
Yeah, call him, if you like.
418
00:24:03,712 --> 00:24:06,840
Nah. Go ahead. Good luck to you.
419
00:24:06,915 --> 00:24:08,439
Thank you.
Okay, thanks.
420
00:24:09,727 --> 00:24:11,786
Hey, Roberto.
421
00:24:13,054 --> 00:24:15,318
Why don't you take the cart?
It'll be faster.
422
00:24:15,390 --> 00:24:17,722
Oh, thank you.
Great.
423
00:24:19,394 --> 00:24:21,328
"Call him if you like"?
424
00:24:21,396 --> 00:24:24,593
Would you call the president
of the company at 3:00 in the morning
about an earring?
425
00:24:24,666 --> 00:24:27,635
- Not if I liked my job.
- Thanks.
426
00:24:28,703 --> 00:24:31,672
What, exactly, are we looking for?
427
00:24:31,740 --> 00:24:34,834
Technically?
Technically.
428
00:24:36,411 --> 00:24:38,641
Uh...
That's a good question.
429
00:24:38,713 --> 00:24:40,647
I don't know.
430
00:24:40,715 --> 00:24:44,378
L-I'm, uh, looking for something
that might conceal a door
or something.
431
00:24:44,452 --> 00:24:46,386
You know? I mean...
Oh.
432
00:24:46,454 --> 00:24:49,617
If we find a...
Well, that should be
easy to find.
433
00:24:49,691 --> 00:24:52,854
You got the key.
Don't put it in your pocket.
That's the key.
434
00:24:52,927 --> 00:24:56,522
You look for a door
that's got a slot next to it.
435
00:24:56,598 --> 00:24:59,123
This is a key?
Yeah.
That's a key?
436
00:24:59,200 --> 00:25:02,636
Just like the beginning
of the Quantum Leap Project,
remember?
437
00:25:02,704 --> 00:25:05,798
This credit card thing...
You stick it in a slot,
it opens a door.
438
00:25:05,874 --> 00:25:08,468
Before we had those
electronic implants.
439
00:25:08,543 --> 00:25:10,636
Remember, Sam?
It's kind of like a credit card thing.
440
00:25:10,712 --> 00:25:13,146
You stick it in a door and,
you know, you got a slot...
That's it.
441
00:25:13,214 --> 00:25:15,808
And it opens.
Does it send you a bill
at the end of the month?
442
00:25:15,884 --> 00:25:18,910
Yeah. Uh, now,
I'm gonna get Ziggy to run...
443
00:25:18,987 --> 00:25:22,184
a spatial-comparison analysis...
444
00:25:22,257 --> 00:25:24,817
of the exterior and the interior
of this place,
At least we got a key.
445
00:25:24,893 --> 00:25:27,623
And if there's anything hidden in here,
we're gonna find it.
446
00:25:31,399 --> 00:25:34,596
A key. Hmm.
447
00:25:34,669 --> 00:25:37,467
You know, if we had those glasses
you can get in the back
of comic books,
448
00:25:37,539 --> 00:25:41,305
we could look through these walls
with our X-ray vision.
449
00:25:41,376 --> 00:25:43,310
I could never get mine to work.
450
00:25:43,378 --> 00:25:46,279
That's because all the girls' dresses
were specially treated.
451
00:25:48,583 --> 00:25:50,847
Dead end.
452
00:25:50,919 --> 00:25:53,683
Sam. Jackpot. Jackpot.
453
00:25:55,590 --> 00:25:58,559
Let's try that room back there, huh?
Yes, bwana.
454
00:26:01,461 --> 00:26:03,395
Come on.
455
00:26:05,821 --> 00:26:08,119
There it is.
There's the lock, right there.
Only, it's not one of these.
456
00:26:08,268 --> 00:26:10,896
It's one of these.
You put it in and you
slip it down like that.
457
00:26:11,206 --> 00:26:13,174
Yeah.
458
00:26:13,241 --> 00:26:15,971
Yo, hold up.
We got a couple
of unauthorized visitors here.
459
00:26:16,044 --> 00:26:18,137
We gotta find 'em.
Let's go.
460
00:26:18,213 --> 00:26:21,239
Mr. Saxton wants 'em picked up
and picked up quick.
Let's move.
461
00:26:35,538 --> 00:26:38,974
- They what I think they are?
- Aliens...
462
00:26:38,999 --> 00:26:41,934
Aliens that collect sheep.
Dead sheep.
463
00:26:50,311 --> 00:26:53,075
They're doing germ warfare here,
right under our noses.
464
00:26:53,148 --> 00:26:55,412
Yeah, it could
be chemical warfare.
Or chemical warfare.
465
00:26:55,483 --> 00:26:58,008
Red Norton didn't see aliens
the other night.
466
00:26:58,086 --> 00:27:01,487
He saw men in protective suits
picking up dead sheep...
Harry Chee's sheep.
467
00:27:01,556 --> 00:27:03,490
And they killed them.
468
00:27:03,558 --> 00:27:05,492
They had a serious accident here.
469
00:27:05,560 --> 00:27:07,494
Whatever they were working on,
some of it must've gotten out.
470
00:27:07,562 --> 00:27:09,496
They killed Rick to cover it up.
471
00:27:09,564 --> 00:27:11,555
This place is a perfect
cover for a lab.
472
00:27:11,633 --> 00:27:14,693
You know that a lot
of the substances used
to make pharmaceuticals...
473
00:27:14,769 --> 00:27:19,035
and fertilizers and pesticides
can be made into chemical weapons.
474
00:27:19,107 --> 00:27:22,702
Oh, that's like that
pharmaceutical place
in 1988 in Libya.
475
00:27:22,777 --> 00:27:24,768
Everybody knew
it was mustard gas.
476
00:27:24,846 --> 00:27:28,043
Yeah, or what
about that sheep kill
in Utah in 1968?
477
00:27:28,116 --> 00:27:31,142
Yeah, let's not forget
that one.
Uh... Uh... Uh...
478
00:27:31,219 --> 00:27:33,244
The army was involved with it.
479
00:27:33,321 --> 00:27:35,551
They found out later on
that they, like, used nerve gas, right?
480
00:27:35,623 --> 00:27:38,717
Forty-five miles away from it,
and-and that they were involved.
481
00:27:38,793 --> 00:27:41,023
Now, they never admitted
any wrongdoing,
482
00:27:41,095 --> 00:27:43,393
but they ended up paying
hundreds of thousands of dollars...
483
00:27:43,465 --> 00:27:45,399
They had to pay
the ranchers off.
Yeah, to the ranchers.
484
00:27:45,467 --> 00:27:47,401
Good old sneaky Uncle Sam.
Yeah.
Ooh!
485
00:27:47,469 --> 00:27:49,403
What?
Good old sneaky Uncle Sam.
486
00:27:49,471 --> 00:27:51,735
That's what I couldn't
put my finger on before.
487
00:27:51,806 --> 00:27:54,070
It's the eyes.
It's the haircut,
the bearing...
488
00:27:54,142 --> 00:27:57,543
A lot of the guys
in this place are
"militaryitis."
489
00:27:57,612 --> 00:27:59,546
Uh-oh.
490
00:27:59,614 --> 00:28:01,741
And someone is following us.
491
00:28:03,117 --> 00:28:05,051
Found it.
Found 'em.
492
00:28:05,119 --> 00:28:07,417
I'm sure Mr. Saxton
will be very pleased.
493
00:28:07,489 --> 00:28:10,356
Yeah, he's gonna be happy
to pick out his own cell too.
494
00:28:10,425 --> 00:28:12,689
Yeah, well, listen.
Thanks a million, okay?
495
00:28:12,760 --> 00:28:14,853
Uh, tell Mr. Saxton hello
when you see him.
496
00:28:14,929 --> 00:28:16,863
That's okay.
Thank you.
497
00:28:16,931 --> 00:28:19,263
Thank you.
They were a gift, you see,
and I just really wanted to find 'em.
498
00:28:19,334 --> 00:28:21,427
Thank you very much.
Thank you.
You're army, aren't you?
499
00:28:21,503 --> 00:28:23,437
Sam, you're up against
some serious juice here.
500
00:28:23,505 --> 00:28:25,598
I'm gonna go jump-start Ziggy.
501
00:28:30,111 --> 00:28:32,545
Do you feel like taking on
the government?
502
00:28:32,614 --> 00:28:34,707
I got nothin' better to do
this week.
503
00:28:34,782 --> 00:28:38,445
Oh, Earl's gonna love this.
Ah!
504
00:28:39,687 --> 00:28:42,884
No, no, no, no.
Nerve gas, secret government labs...
505
00:28:42,957 --> 00:28:45,221
Give me a break.
506
00:28:45,293 --> 00:28:47,887
Earl, we're not kidding.
We saw it.
Look, just give us a camera, okay?
507
00:28:47,962 --> 00:28:50,226
We'll go down there,
and we can prove it.
508
00:28:50,298 --> 00:28:53,631
I've known Ed Saxton for 10 years.
His company's done a lot for this town.
I just don't believe it.
509
00:28:53,701 --> 00:28:55,635
When he was here the other day,
510
00:28:55,703 --> 00:28:57,762
he asked you to not report
on the fire, didn't he?
511
00:28:59,764 --> 00:29:01,698
Earl, they killed Rick,
512
00:29:01,740 --> 00:29:06,177
and the next time they have a leak,
it might not be sheep they kill,
but people.
513
00:29:11,219 --> 00:29:16,350
...Jani Eisenberg
and Roberto Gutierrez
for Good Morning, Destiny,
514
00:29:16,424 --> 00:29:20,554
live at the Saxton Fertilizer
and Pesticide plant.
515
00:29:20,628 --> 00:29:23,620
Three nights ago,
over 50 sheep were killed by...
516
00:29:23,698 --> 00:29:26,531
Excuse me.
Can I help you?
517
00:29:26,601 --> 00:29:29,263
Sam, there is something here,
but we don't have
the details yet.
518
00:29:29,337 --> 00:29:31,362
Mr. Saxton, it is true, is it not,
519
00:29:31,439 --> 00:29:35,398
that you are conducting
secret nerve gas
and chemical warfare research...
520
00:29:35,476 --> 00:29:37,444
in a hidden lab here at the plant?
521
00:29:37,512 --> 00:29:39,446
No, it is not true.
522
00:29:41,549 --> 00:29:43,483
I wish it were.
523
00:29:43,551 --> 00:29:46,679
I understand the government
pays very well for that stuff.
524
00:29:46,754 --> 00:29:49,222
Then how do you explain
this electronic key pass...
525
00:29:49,290 --> 00:29:54,785
that opens a secret door
inside this room?
526
00:29:55,550 --> 00:29:58,576
A door which is in the back
of this innocent-looking
storage room.
527
00:29:58,967 --> 00:30:01,731
Sam? Look.
They changed the lock
on the damn thing.
528
00:30:01,803 --> 00:30:05,534
I know it's the same door,
but they changed the...
529
00:30:18,045 --> 00:30:20,809
I'm a dead man.
530
00:30:21,456 --> 00:30:24,220
Does that look like
a secret lab to you?
531
00:30:24,292 --> 00:30:28,058
Uh, no. What it looks like...
532
00:30:28,129 --> 00:30:32,498
is that they've constructed
a fake wall,
533
00:30:32,567 --> 00:30:36,696
which conceals the tunnel
which leads to the secret lab.
534
00:30:36,721 --> 00:30:38,814
Oh, really?
535
00:30:43,802 --> 00:30:45,702
Doesn't sound fake to me.
536
00:30:45,780 --> 00:30:47,714
Pull the plug.
537
00:30:47,782 --> 00:30:49,750
Pull the plug! Pull the plug.
538
00:30:49,817 --> 00:30:52,945
Sam, you stall.
I'm gonna check
on this wall.
539
00:30:53,021 --> 00:30:56,115
Okay, now, I know that this...
540
00:30:56,190 --> 00:30:58,556
doesn't sound like a fake wall,
Sam, it's still here!
541
00:30:58,626 --> 00:31:00,719
They've got this
elaborate fake wall.
542
00:31:00,795 --> 00:31:03,992
But, uh, if you, uh...
543
00:31:04,065 --> 00:31:05,999
There's six feet of dirt back here,
544
00:31:06,067 --> 00:31:08,058
but then you're in.
545
00:31:08,136 --> 00:31:10,502
If you could walk through this wall,
you would see...
546
00:31:10,571 --> 00:31:12,505
Yeah.
The tunnel on the other side.
547
00:31:12,573 --> 00:31:14,564
And, well...
548
00:31:14,642 --> 00:31:17,338
Save it, Ernesto.
Earl pulled the plug.
549
00:31:17,412 --> 00:31:19,937
No. All we have to do is dig
through the tunnel and we'll find...
550
00:31:20,014 --> 00:31:21,777
It's too late.
551
00:31:31,993 --> 00:31:35,861
- I think you owe me an apology.
- Oh, you do, do you?
552
00:31:35,930 --> 00:31:38,296
Oh, yes.
Well, I'm sorry, but...
553
00:31:38,366 --> 00:31:40,391
But what?
554
00:31:44,505 --> 00:31:47,201
- I'd be happy to make it up to you.
- What?
555
00:31:47,275 --> 00:31:49,743
Look. You were right and I was wrong,
556
00:31:49,811 --> 00:31:52,279
and since I started this whole thing,
I think it would only be fair...
557
00:31:52,346 --> 00:31:55,372
if I were to invite you
onto my show...
558
00:31:55,450 --> 00:31:59,216
tomorrow, if you're free...
and I would apologize publicly.
559
00:31:59,287 --> 00:32:01,721
No, that won't be necessary.
No, no, no,
but it is necessary.
560
00:32:01,789 --> 00:32:04,815
And besides, it would be
good publicity for you guys...
561
00:32:04,892 --> 00:32:07,224
and-and-and great ratings for me.
562
00:32:07,295 --> 00:32:09,490
In fact, we could call it, uh,
563
00:32:09,564 --> 00:32:11,828
"What happens
when reporters are wrong."
564
00:32:11,899 --> 00:32:14,390
Roberto, have you gone crazy?
565
00:32:14,469 --> 00:32:16,403
We saw the room,
566
00:32:16,471 --> 00:32:19,167
and this was the key
that opened the door.
567
00:32:20,007 --> 00:32:24,273
That's our new I.D. Badges.
We just started using them.
And I believe that belongs to me.
568
00:32:24,501 --> 00:32:26,992
No, actually, it belongs to the police.
569
00:32:27,148 --> 00:32:29,514
We, uh, found this...
570
00:32:29,584 --> 00:32:31,643
where Rick was killed,
and since...
571
00:32:31,719 --> 00:32:33,653
That's evidence in
an ongoing investigation.
572
00:32:33,721 --> 00:32:35,655
It's evidence in an ongoing investigation,
573
00:32:35,723 --> 00:32:38,658
and I think we'll just
turn it in to them.
574
00:32:42,163 --> 00:32:44,097
Good idea.
575
00:32:44,165 --> 00:32:46,258
In fact, I'd like to offer a reward...
576
00:32:46,334 --> 00:32:50,031
for any information leading
to the arrest of the driver
that killed Rick.
577
00:32:50,104 --> 00:32:52,038
Well, that's very nice.
You could do it on my show.
578
00:32:52,106 --> 00:32:54,097
Well, I'll have to think about that.
579
00:32:54,175 --> 00:32:56,109
Why don't you call me in the morning?
580
00:32:56,177 --> 00:32:58,111
Oh, and, uh,
581
00:32:58,179 --> 00:33:00,841
please, close the door after you.
582
00:33:02,650 --> 00:33:04,584
You're letting him get away?
583
00:33:04,652 --> 00:33:08,782
I'm just trying to buy us a little time,
and I would appreciate
some cooperation.
584
00:33:10,124 --> 00:33:12,217
Why do I suddenly feel like
I'm a step behind you?
585
00:33:12,293 --> 00:33:15,956
I never used to feel that way.
586
00:33:16,030 --> 00:33:17,725
Well, I don't know. L...
Yeah, it's annoying, isn't it?
587
00:33:17,799 --> 00:33:19,824
That's what you get
working with a genius.
588
00:33:26,641 --> 00:33:28,575
Uh-oh.
589
00:33:28,643 --> 00:33:32,135
Uh-oh? Is this your " Uh-oh,
things are getting worse,"
or is this your " Uh-oh,
590
00:33:32,213 --> 00:33:35,774
now I've changed history,
and things are
really gonna get horrible"?
591
00:33:35,850 --> 00:33:38,717
Which "Uh-oh" is this?
This is the "Uh-oh"
that she doesn't die anymore...
592
00:33:38,786 --> 00:33:40,651
from driving the car
off a cliff.
593
00:33:40,721 --> 00:33:44,384
She dies from an
acute asthma attack
tomorrow morning, uh-oh.
594
00:33:59,941 --> 00:34:02,705
Well, that just about wraps up
our show today...
595
00:34:02,777 --> 00:34:06,144
on friends of fruits and veggies,
596
00:34:06,214 --> 00:34:09,274
So join us tomorrow...
597
00:34:09,351 --> 00:34:11,251
here on Roberto.
598
00:34:11,319 --> 00:34:13,879
Till then, have a nice day.
599
00:34:15,690 --> 00:34:17,180
And we are out.
600
00:34:17,258 --> 00:34:19,192
Funny show, Sam.
Ha, ha, ha.
601
00:34:19,260 --> 00:34:21,728
Okay, it isn't funny.
I realize it isn't funny.
602
00:34:21,796 --> 00:34:25,061
Look. I wanna nail these guys
just as bad as you do,
603
00:34:25,133 --> 00:34:27,067
but Ziggy says that it...
604
00:34:27,135 --> 00:34:29,069
It's never gonna happen,
because in the first place,
605
00:34:29,137 --> 00:34:32,937
you're gonna have to have
an iron-clad search warrant...
I am going to lunch.
606
00:34:35,944 --> 00:34:38,708
Iron-clad search warrant
before you can get into that joint again,
607
00:34:38,780 --> 00:34:42,045
and without any corroborating evidence,
you're never gonna get
the search warrant.
608
00:34:42,117 --> 00:34:45,086
So this investigation
is going nowhere.
609
00:34:45,153 --> 00:34:47,121
Maybe not.
610
00:34:53,428 --> 00:34:55,419
You're trying to get
into a payroll company?
611
00:34:55,497 --> 00:34:57,727
Yeah. We gotta solve this
ourselves, remember?
612
00:34:57,799 --> 00:35:00,199
Besides, they do work
for Saxton.
613
00:35:00,268 --> 00:35:02,259
Yeah, but they're not gonna
lead you to anything.
614
00:35:02,337 --> 00:35:04,271
How do you know?
615
00:35:04,339 --> 00:35:08,207
Because top-secret projects
have their own secure
computer networks.
616
00:35:08,276 --> 00:35:10,267
Oh, that's right.
You used to work for a couple of those.
617
00:35:10,345 --> 00:35:12,279
Yeah, I remember now
from your résumé.
618
00:35:12,347 --> 00:35:15,248
Then you won't mind
giving me a shot.
Scoot over.
619
00:35:15,316 --> 00:35:20,310
All right, the search
for corroborative evidence begins.
620
00:35:20,388 --> 00:35:23,050
Hey, I thought
you couldn't type.
It's been a while.
621
00:35:23,124 --> 00:35:25,888
Sam, Ziggy has tried
every conceivable...
Feed me, Ziggy.
622
00:35:25,960 --> 00:35:28,224
What?
623
00:35:28,296 --> 00:35:30,924
All right. Prime 37, enter.
624
00:35:30,999 --> 00:35:34,366
Uh, V-F 262222, doc.
625
00:35:34,436 --> 00:35:37,735
Five, niner, drive, drive, drive, enter.
626
00:35:37,806 --> 00:35:40,070
"G," enter. "T," back slash.
627
00:35:40,141 --> 00:35:42,234
Second password, "betlegeuse."
I'm gonna go get
some coffee.
628
00:35:42,310 --> 00:35:44,244
"Toaster," enter.
You want some?
629
00:35:44,312 --> 00:35:49,716
Space. 3.1.4.1., enter.
630
00:35:49,784 --> 00:35:51,911
Try not to miss me.
Uh, tilde.
631
00:35:51,986 --> 00:35:54,580
Zero, enter.
632
00:35:54,656 --> 00:35:57,181
Uh, star code, enter.
633
00:35:57,258 --> 00:36:00,250
Uh, Delaware, 77, back slash, 7.
634
00:36:03,264 --> 00:36:05,198
Come on, come on, come on.
635
00:36:05,266 --> 00:36:07,359
Give it up, Roberto.
636
00:36:07,435 --> 00:36:09,369
You've already done it
100 times.
637
00:36:09,437 --> 00:36:11,632
We'll do it again tomorrow.
We don't have until tomorrow.
638
00:36:11,706 --> 00:36:14,869
You know, you have
a delightful personality.
639
00:36:14,943 --> 00:36:17,537
Look, I'm sorry, okay?
I'm just...
640
00:36:17,612 --> 00:36:21,548
I'm tired and frustrated and...
641
00:36:26,621 --> 00:36:28,646
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
Sam, you're in.
642
00:36:28,723 --> 00:36:30,657
Yes. Yes. Yes.
643
00:36:30,725 --> 00:36:34,422
Whoa, whoa.
It's moving too fast.
Stop it.
644
00:36:34,496 --> 00:36:36,430
Mr. Saxton?
645
00:36:36,498 --> 00:36:40,059
We have a hacker
on the computer line.
Do we know who they are?
646
00:36:40,134 --> 00:36:43,103
It's coming from the TV station.
We're zeroing in now.
647
00:36:43,171 --> 00:36:45,435
Damn!
It's that girl, Eisenberg,
648
00:36:45,507 --> 00:36:47,668
and Roberto what's-his-name.
649
00:36:50,812 --> 00:36:53,372
They'll have to be taken care of.
650
00:36:53,448 --> 00:36:56,906
Consider it done.
Uh, Hank?
651
00:36:56,985 --> 00:36:59,010
Just the girl.
652
00:36:59,087 --> 00:37:02,853
If they both have accidents,
even the dimwitted cops in this town
will get suspicious,
653
00:37:02,924 --> 00:37:06,052
and he's just a two-bit blowhard
in over his head.
654
00:37:06,127 --> 00:37:11,360
After she's gone,
a few words and a few dollars,
and he'll slink away out of sight forever.
655
00:37:11,432 --> 00:37:13,764
The girl is the real danger.
656
00:37:13,835 --> 00:37:17,362
You can't bargain with that type.
657
00:37:17,438 --> 00:37:22,137
Now, for her,
you're gonna have to do
something that's particularly...
658
00:37:23,621 --> 00:37:25,555
clever.
659
00:37:31,820 --> 00:37:34,516
"Hydrochloric thiodiglycol.
660
00:37:34,589 --> 00:37:38,252
Methylphosphonoflouridate.
Methyl isocyanate."
661
00:37:38,326 --> 00:37:40,260
Variations of Methyl isocyanate.
662
00:37:40,328 --> 00:37:44,025
Methyl isocyanate?
Methyl isocyanate.
663
00:37:44,099 --> 00:37:48,195
Oh, God.
If I'd stayed in Chicago,
at least I'd have a shot at an Emmy.
664
00:37:48,269 --> 00:37:50,965
God. How do you feel?
665
00:37:51,039 --> 00:37:52,973
Fine. Can't you tell?
666
00:37:53,041 --> 00:37:54,975
Methyl isocyanate is used
to make pesticides.
667
00:37:55,043 --> 00:37:57,170
If you inhale it, it immediately
constricts your nasal...
668
00:37:57,245 --> 00:37:59,236
and bronchial passages
as well as your larynx.
669
00:37:59,314 --> 00:38:02,283
It's like having
a severe asthma attack instantly.
670
00:38:02,350 --> 00:38:04,648
There's no treatment.
There's no antidote.
671
00:38:04,719 --> 00:38:07,984
Too much and it's fatal, and they're working on
a derivative that's 10 times worse than that.
672
00:38:08,056 --> 00:38:10,718
Go turn on the printer.
Oh. Yeah.
673
00:38:12,794 --> 00:38:15,422
Uh-oh. Ball game.
674
00:38:15,497 --> 00:38:18,159
They know?
They know?
675
00:38:18,233 --> 00:38:20,167
Yeah.
676
00:38:20,235 --> 00:38:22,829
What do we do now?
677
00:38:22,904 --> 00:38:25,338
Well,
678
00:38:25,407 --> 00:38:27,341
we try again.
679
00:38:27,409 --> 00:38:29,343
It's the only way
to force Saxton's hand.
680
00:38:29,411 --> 00:38:31,572
You force his hand,
he's gonna try
and kill you.
681
00:38:33,214 --> 00:38:35,148
Look, Jani,
682
00:38:36,751 --> 00:38:40,243
if we keep doing this,
they may try to kill us too.
683
00:38:40,321 --> 00:38:42,687
Let 'em try.
684
00:38:42,757 --> 00:38:44,691
Sam, I'm going back
to check with Ziggy.
685
00:39:28,703 --> 00:39:30,898
Mr. Saxton, it's Roberto
on line three.
686
00:39:30,972 --> 00:39:33,941
Put him through.
Hello.
687
00:39:34,008 --> 00:39:37,535
She's dead.
Dead? Who?
688
00:39:37,612 --> 00:39:40,308
You know damn well who.
Jani Eisenberg.
689
00:39:40,381 --> 00:39:44,579
Terrible. That's...
That's tragic.
690
00:39:44,652 --> 00:39:46,677
How did it happen?
691
00:39:46,754 --> 00:39:49,018
A severe asthma attack,
as if you didn't know.
692
00:39:49,090 --> 00:39:52,924
L-I didn't know
people could die...
How'd you do it?
693
00:39:52,994 --> 00:39:55,861
"Do it"?
How'd you kill her?
How'd you do it?
694
00:39:57,632 --> 00:39:59,566
Is that gonna be
the theme of your show today?
695
00:39:59,634 --> 00:40:03,161
You're damn right it is.
If you go on the air
with that charge, I'll sue you...
696
00:40:03,238 --> 00:40:05,399
the station and everybody
connected with that show.
697
00:40:05,473 --> 00:40:07,464
And I'll win, because there's
no way in hell...
698
00:40:07,542 --> 00:40:10,340
you can prove I induced
an asthma attack,
and you know it.
699
00:40:11,946 --> 00:40:14,540
- You're probably right.
- Well.
700
00:40:15,617 --> 00:40:19,576
That's the first reasonable thing
you've said this morning.
701
00:40:21,623 --> 00:40:25,059
Now, l...
I'd like to, uh,
702
00:40:25,126 --> 00:40:28,994
set up a scholarship fund
in Miss Eisenberg's memory.
703
00:40:29,063 --> 00:40:32,089
I'll have a check cut
this morning for, say,
704
00:40:32,166 --> 00:40:34,100
$50,000...
705
00:40:34,168 --> 00:40:38,571
uh, in your name...
as trustee.
706
00:40:38,640 --> 00:40:40,938
I'll accept on one condition.
707
00:40:41,009 --> 00:40:43,807
I'm listening.
You agree
to do my show.
708
00:40:43,878 --> 00:40:46,574
- No.
- Not even if I apologize?
709
00:40:46,648 --> 00:40:49,742
Not even if I admit
that I was wrong
about you and your plant?
710
00:40:49,817 --> 00:40:51,751
Why would you do that?
711
00:40:53,821 --> 00:40:56,255
To make that scholarship $100,000.
712
00:40:59,513 --> 00:41:02,622
I... I knew I had you figured.
713
00:41:04,699 --> 00:41:06,690
Yeah, I guess you were... right.
714
00:41:18,513 --> 00:41:21,539
Welcome today
to our special edition of Roberto-
715
00:41:21,616 --> 00:41:24,881
"What happens when reporters
are wrong?"
716
00:41:24,953 --> 00:41:27,183
This show should be
particularly interesting,
717
00:41:27,255 --> 00:41:29,223
because I'm the reporter.
718
00:41:30,479 --> 00:41:32,413
But before we begin,
719
00:41:32,438 --> 00:41:36,534
I'd like to take a moment
to pay tribute to my colleague
Jani Eisenberg,
720
00:41:36,965 --> 00:41:40,731
who passed away suddenly this morning
from a severe asthma attack.
721
00:41:40,802 --> 00:41:42,736
Oh, no.
722
00:41:42,804 --> 00:41:44,772
Jani was a wonderful person...
723
00:41:44,839 --> 00:41:48,798
and a great reporter,
and we will all miss her dearly.
724
00:41:51,145 --> 00:41:53,909
And now, if you'll join me
in welcoming Mr. Ed Saxton,
725
00:41:53,982 --> 00:41:57,509
president of Saxton Fertilizers
and Pesticides.
726
00:42:02,090 --> 00:42:05,287
Just yesterday morning,
I accused Mr. Saxton
on live TV...
727
00:42:05,360 --> 00:42:09,023
of running a secret
chemical warfare lab
at his plant,
728
00:42:09,097 --> 00:42:12,396
and I would like
to apologize for that.
729
00:42:12,467 --> 00:42:14,401
Don't mention it.
730
00:42:14,469 --> 00:42:19,202
In fact, I said that you'd
had a leak earlier in the week
from that same lab,
731
00:42:19,273 --> 00:42:21,207
which had resulted in the death
of several sheep.
732
00:42:21,275 --> 00:42:23,300
But you were wrong.
I had no proof.
733
00:42:24,612 --> 00:42:27,547
All I had was a blank wall,
and my word against yours.
734
00:42:27,615 --> 00:42:29,549
That's right.
735
00:42:29,617 --> 00:42:33,144
In fact, even if I had wanted
to obtain a search warrant...
736
00:42:33,221 --> 00:42:35,155
to see what was behind
that wall,
737
00:42:35,223 --> 00:42:38,420
I would have needed more
than the testimony
of reliable witnesses...
738
00:42:38,493 --> 00:42:40,427
such as myself orJani Eisenberg.
739
00:42:40,495 --> 00:42:42,725
I would have needed
some corroborating evidence...
740
00:42:42,797 --> 00:42:45,561
something, say, like this.
741
00:42:46,399 --> 00:42:50,597
Now, Mr. Saxton,
hypothetically, let's just say
that you did have...
742
00:42:50,670 --> 00:42:53,503
a secret chemical warfare lab
at your plant.
743
00:42:53,808 --> 00:42:58,871
Wouldn't it be easy for you to put
some secret chemical in this?
744
00:42:59,947 --> 00:43:02,006
And then slip it to someone
who was using this...
745
00:43:02,083 --> 00:43:04,017
As an inhaler for their asthma...
746
00:43:04,085 --> 00:43:06,679
someone who was trying
to expose your secrets,
747
00:43:06,754 --> 00:43:09,018
someone likeJani Eisenberg.
748
00:43:11,092 --> 00:43:13,617
That doesn't prove anything.
749
00:43:13,695 --> 00:43:16,528
She's dead.
750
00:43:16,597 --> 00:43:18,462
Is that her?
751
00:43:21,602 --> 00:43:25,197
Just think...
If there were some...
752
00:43:25,273 --> 00:43:28,936
secret chemical in here,
one squirt,
753
00:43:29,010 --> 00:43:32,309
and, uh, a person could die.
754
00:43:35,783 --> 00:43:37,546
You idiot!
All right, just take it easy.
Take it easy.
755
00:43:37,618 --> 00:43:41,054
There's nothing in this one.
I bought this at the store
this morning.
756
00:43:41,122 --> 00:43:43,215
But you deserved it, you weasel.
757
00:43:43,291 --> 00:43:45,759
But the one you did poison...
758
00:43:45,827 --> 00:43:48,728
the one you planted
on Jani Eisenberg last night...
759
00:43:48,796 --> 00:43:52,562
that one is in the hands
of the Destiny County
Sheriff s Department.
760
00:43:52,633 --> 00:43:54,828
Yesterday I needed proof.
761
00:43:54,902 --> 00:43:57,666
Today I just got it.
762
00:43:57,739 --> 00:44:00,401
It is my extreme pleasure
to hand you this search warrant.
763
00:44:00,475 --> 00:44:02,443
This is outrageous.
I won't stay here another minute.
764
00:44:02,510 --> 00:44:04,444
Get him!
765
00:44:04,512 --> 00:44:06,446
Sam, that does it.
766
00:44:06,514 --> 00:44:10,314
Saxton is indicted and convicted
for murder and attempted murder,
so get ready to leap.
767
00:44:10,384 --> 00:44:12,750
Hell of a show, Roberto.
Hell of a show.
Now do the wrap-up.
768
00:44:12,820 --> 00:44:14,754
The wr... The wrap-up. Okay.
769
00:44:14,822 --> 00:44:18,758
Okay, folks, tomorrow on Roberto,
770
00:44:18,826 --> 00:44:22,592
we've got a man who says
he's lost...
771
00:44:22,663 --> 00:44:25,188
a thousand pounds of fat.
772
00:44:26,434 --> 00:44:30,768
We've got a woman who claims
that she hears old radio stations
through her teeth.
773
00:44:32,940 --> 00:44:36,535
And finally, a personal story
about the time I was kidnapped
by aliens...
774
00:44:36,611 --> 00:44:41,446
and held in an all-white room.
775
00:44:41,516 --> 00:44:44,144
That's tomorrow on...
776
00:44:44,218 --> 00:44:46,812
Roberto.
777
00:44:51,592 --> 00:44:55,892
And we are O-U-T, out!
All right.
778
00:44:55,963 --> 00:44:58,022
Great show, buddy.
Great show.
779
00:44:58,099 --> 00:45:00,033
Thanks.
780
00:45:00,101 --> 00:45:02,035
I owe you 100 bucks.
Nah.
781
00:45:03,037 --> 00:45:05,062
Tell you what.
782
00:45:07,241 --> 00:45:12,372
- Why don't I just buy you
a nice bottle of champagne?
- Nah.
783
00:45:39,440 --> 00:45:41,374
Oh, boy.