Theorizing that one could time-travel
within his own lifetime,
Dr. Sam Beckett stepped into the Quantum Leap Accelerator
and vanished.
He woke to find himself trapped in the past,
facing mirror images that were not his own,
and driven by an unknown force
to change history for the better.
His only guide on this journey is Al,
an observer from his own time,
who appears in the form of a hologram
that only Sam can see and hear.
And so Dr. Beckett finds himself leaping from life to life,
striving to put right what once went wrong
and hoping each time that his next leap
will be the leap home.
This should be one heck of a match.
The Executioners have devastated everybody they faced
and tonight doesn't look like it's going to be any different.
Tag me. What are you doing? Tag me!
Executioner 1 isn't even waiting for the young Soviet
to get in the ring.
Let's go.
Okay. Whoa.
Prepare to die, Rooskie!
Whoa.
Oh, boy!
The Executioner has the kid in the airplane spin.
I guess this is what they call
learning things the hard way.
Get up. Get up. Get up!
The big man is going for the flying guillotine.
This could be all she wrote for the kid from Moscow.
Oh, I sure hope this youngster
has a few more tricks up his sleeve,
'cause he's definitely gonna need 'em.
Go!
Looky here!
Why did you do that for?
Come on, Joe, get up!
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to hurt him.
Get to your corner.
It's all right, folks.
You're out!
I'll make my way into the ring for the decision.
Okay.
Get his doctor in here.
Ladies and gentlemen, the winners in a time of
one minute and eight seconds,
Ivan and Nikoli,
the Battling Rooskies!
As you folks at home can see, this is really not a very popular...
Shut up, you capitalist pig!
Did you people see my brother? Huh?
We are the two finest acts in the world.
We are the fastest,
we are the smartest,
and we are the strongest!
We are champions!
These two are impostors!
My bother Nikoli and I, we ask a question.
Why do the famous Shiloh Boys avoid us, huh?
Why do you think this is so, my brother?
'Cause they... they're afraid of us?
Ah!
That's right. They are afraid to lose
their championship belts, huh?
Tell them, brother, what we'll do if we ever get them in the ring.
We will treat them like the capitalist pigs that they are?
Ah!
That's right. We shall eat them,
eat them like the pigs that they are.
Give me that mic.
Ladies and gentlemen, don't touch that dial,
we'll be back with another terrific match
on the Georgia Wrestle-a-thon
after these messages.
From our local sponsors.
What are you lookin' at?
Nothing. Nothing at all.
Boy, we made some people mad out there.
Mad? Hell, they'd like to tear our heads off.
Wait a second.
Our next match is a...
You're not Russian.
Well, don't tell me, tell that bunch out there.
That was one a hell of a move back there.
Where'd you learn it?
Oh, I just, uh, kind of invented it.
Oh, oh, you kind of invented it, huh?
Well, listen, I know you're new at this,
but next time you're gonna go invent something,
just let everybody know first, huh?
Lamar likes the matches to go
a little longer than a minute and eight seconds.
He knows how long matches will be before they start?
How long and who's gonna win.
All except the title matches.
Then it's every man for himself.
It just must be all the excitement.
You're the manager, you've got to take control.
It... it... it was a mistake.
Would you, uh, mind tellin' me
what the hell you think you were doin' out there?
Well, you see, I was...
Look, he was trying to make a point.
What point?
That we're ready for a title shot.
Oh, is that what that poster thing was about?
To try to pressure me into givin' you a title match?
Well, you saw that move that Terry made.
It was terrific.
It was incredible, but it wasn't in the script.
Oh, so he got a little carried away.
What damage did it do?
How is he?
He has a slight concussion.
Can he wrestle tomorrow?
He should probably rest.
That's not what I asked.
I need him on the undercard tomorrow.
No.
No damage done, huh?
So he's young. But I-i-it was still one hell of a move.
Now, look,
I have already signed with the Shiloh Boys
to meet the Mongolians tomorrow.
Now, you have got to wait your turn,
and no more of that kicking stuff.
Well, I guess that's that.
I'm not gonna give up that easy.
He's all right.
Cheer up, little brother.
At least we won this time.
If this was the thrill of victory,
I didn't want to be around for the agony of defeat.
The optimistic part of my brain was saying
that maybe the worst was over.
But the realistic side kept telling me
that my troubles had just begun.
You know, that was one hell of a move out there.
Yes, sirree, those kind of moves
will get you a lot of attention.
Carl was really impressed.
He was?
He wasn't too happy about this.
Oh, yeah, well...
I thought it was brave.
Get outta here, I'm taking a shower!
Hey, come on in.
...but brave.
Look, you know, I really need to take a shower now.
I'm kind of sweaty, and probably
this would be a good time for you to, you know, leave.
Perfect.
A little sweat never hurt anything.
In fact, I insist on it.
I just can't get over how young and attractive you are.
Not like the rest of these animals.
Sherry.
Oh, damn!
Sherry, where are you?
Quit your yellin', I'm right here.
Uh, nice hat, Mr. Shiloh.
Well, looky here.
If it ain't the leapin' little poster-eater.
How's it goin', boy?
What are you doin' in here?
I was just congratulating the kid.
We were just talkin', all right?
You got to get that close to talk?
You ain't trying to rustle my wife, are you, boy?
Rustle? Oh, no.
As a matter of fact, we were just about
to do it right here on the floor when you walked in.
What?
She's kiddin'. She's just a kidder.
She is such a kidder.
Tell him you're kiddin', okay?
Come on, Carl, let's go get somethin' to eat.
I'm starvin'.
Watch your step, Pee-wee.
I'd hate to have to break you in half.
You know, that's the first time I've ever seen
a vending machine with a head on it.
Who was that?
Carl Shiloh.
And who's the lady in red?
Mrs. Carl Shiloh. Are you ready for that?
Really? Yeah.
Boy, she'd better have strong bones.
Well, having strong bones will be a big plus
around here, Al. What's going on?
Um...
Well, let's see. It's July 23, 1955.
Your name is Terry Sammis.
You and your brother are professional wrestlers,
a.k.a. The Battling Rooskies. Clever name, huh?
Ronnie?
Yeah, well, that's your brother
and you're managed by your mother, Lotty.
Where am I?
Uh, Atlanta, Georgia.
It's a live television wrestling show of some sort.
Everybody acts like I'm new at this.
Well, you are.
Terry just joined the team about a week ago
when his oldest brother, Frank, died in a car crash.
And your father was known as "Slammin' Sammy Sammis."
You're kidding?
Would I make up a name like that?
He worked the circuit for 10 years until he passed away.
He never made it to the big time.
And before Frank died,
he and Ronnie were touted as legitimate title contenders.
So, that's what I'm doin' here, right?
Help get them a shot at the title.
Ronnie!
Ronnie! Ronnie!
Where's your brother?
Well, he's in the...
Oh, yeah.
Oh, Ronnie! Get out here! Comin', Mom.
What's goin' on?
We got it.
Got what?
A title match!
As long as Terry doesn't do anymore of those fancy kicks,
you're wrestling for the championship.
What... what about the Mongolians?
Oh, they're in jail.
Uh, seems they got drunk in Denver
and punched out a couple of cops.
Lamar's into this for a lot of money,
so instead of cancelin', he offered the match to us!
Why?
Because he doesn't have anybody else.
Oh, I wish your father and your brother were here to see this.
Oh, I'd better go sign those contracts
before he changes his mind.
Well, smile, little brother,
this is what we've been waitin' for.
Don't tell me that was Mom.
Yeah, yeah, that's Mom. This is great, I mean, it's incredible.
I leap in here to help get them a title shot. The way I look at this,
they got it right away. I should be leaping right... Sam. Sam! Sam.
What?
Ronnie cannot wrestle in that title match.
Why not?
Because if he does, he's gonna die.
How could a guy in that kind of shape die tomorrow night?
Well, Ziggy's still workin' on the specifics.
He's got family. Uh, Myra.
That's Ronnie's wife, Myra.
Uh, they've been married eight years.
They've got a little boy named Hank.
Oh, no. Al, look, I need to know exactly what happened to him.
Well, I'll go back and see if I can't hurry it up. Okay.
But, listen, in the meantime,
you got to think of a way to keep him out of the ring.
Myra was really excited.
She couldn't believe it was finally happening.
It's unbelievable, all right.
Hank even got on the phone,
made me promise I'd hang my championship belt up over his bed.
Um, maybe after we win this thing, I can get us a house, huh?
It'll sure be nice to get the family off the road.
Yeah, yeah, that would be nice.
Listen, l... I know you're really cramped up in that little trailer,
but things will be different after we win these belts, I promise.
You know what? Since Lamar won't let you
use any more of those fancy kick moves,
maybe we should work on a new hold.
How do you feel about the sleeper?
The sleeper?
Oh, yeah, real crowd-pleaser.
All you got do is get your arm around the guy's neck,
cut off his oxygen.
What, you just make the guy pass out?
Yeah. Just an idea.
I mean, if we're gonna be the main attraction,
we gotta pump this thing up a little bit.
Yeah, uh, well...
You know, uh, are you sure we're really ready for this?
What do you mean?
Maybe we're in a little over our heads, that's all.
Over our heads?
Look, Terry, I, I know you were just a kid when Pop died,
but you've got to remember how much he wanted to be champ.
No, l... I remember that.
It's just that sometimes
I think you need to do what's right for yourself.
For myself? What about Frankie?
What about his dream?
Ronnie, Frankie's dead.
I know he's dead.
I held him in my arms.
Look, I made him a promise, Terry.
I gave him my word that I'd get those belts.
Hey, what are we talkin' about?
This is a celebration, right?
Two more comin' up
for the next tag team champions!
Two more beers.
Well, I hope you're not planning on a hangover
to keep him out of the ring?
It's about as good as I got right now.
Did Ziggy come up on anything about how he was killed?
He wasn't.
What do you mean, he wasn't?
He wasn't killed. He just died.
You told me he was killed during the match.
I did. Well, I mean, I was going to.
Well, eyewitnesses at ringside said
that Ronnie was taggin' out and he just collapsed.
Which happens when your heart stops.
He died from heart failure?
According to the death certificate.
Well, what was the cause of it?
We don't know, it's not determined.
All right, Al, have Ziggy run Ronnie's medical history.
I want to know what's happened to him from the moment he was born.
Everything? Okay, but that's gonna take a little time.
Why... why don't you ask him? You're a doctor.
To you I'm a doctor.
To them I'm a wrestler, remember?
The only thing I can do right now
is make sure he doesn't overexert himself.
If what you're telling me is right,
then any stress is gonna kill him.
Well, looky here.
How about a bar fight?
Huh? What?
We don't drink with no Communists.
Why don't we take him outside and hang him
from the flagpole.
Hey, hey, what's going on, fellas? Stay out of it, Terry.
Hey, would you listen to that?
They even talk like Americans.
I've seen Germans do that once in a war movie.
Well, we sound like Americans because we are Americans.
Hey, what do we look like, a couple of idiots?
Hey, we watch television.
We've seen you two struttin' around in your little red outfits.
Okay, okay. I get what this is all about.
Look, those are just characters that we play.
Would you listen to this guy?
Next thing he'll be telling us is that wrestling ain't real.
These are the kind of guys who keep those fishing programs on the air.
Don't even try to explain it to these morons.
Oh, maybe you'd like to step outside and say that?
Oh, you got it!
Well, look, look, guys, we don't want to do that.
We don't want to fight with you guys.
You know what I think?
I think they're chicken.
Is that what you two are?
A couple of Commie chickens?
Yeah, that's what we are, we are chickens, actually.
Besides, you guys look pretty tough,
and we really wouldn't want to mess with you.
What the hell?
So we're just gonna leave right now
and you guys can get back to whatever it is you were doin', okay?
Come on, let's go.
Yeah, you fly on out of here before we have to pluck you.
Ronnie, come on. It's not worth it.
People let them off that easy, huh?
Get him out of here, Sam.
Myra, you should have seen his flying feet.
Too bad we can't do that kind of stuff in the ring.
I'm sure it was wonderful. More?
Oh, no, no, no, I'm getting stuffed here.
But it's really good.
Don't act like it was our fault.
That guy asked for it.
They always ask for it.
One of these times, you're going to run into the wrong person.
Honey, we can take care of ourselves
and if you'd ever come to any of these matches, you would know that.
If I want to see violence, I'll watch the news.
I just don't understand why you two
have to pretend to be Russians.
Well, I explained that.
See, there's good guys and there's bad guys.
And right now we happen to be the bad guys, right, sport?
Right. Right.
Well, I know one little bad guy who needs to go to bed.
Mmm-hmm, I think she's talking about you, little man.
Do I have to?
Yes.
Hey, hey, hey, what's wrong? Put him down. Put him down.
Are you all right?
Yeah, I just feel a little dizzy, that's all.
I just got up from the table too fast.
Here, I'll take him.
No, it's all right. I'll do it.
Come on, hero.
Let's go read a bedtime story.
I know he's your brother, but sometimes...
I'm worried about him, Terry.
This has happened before, is that right?
At first, it was every so often.
Now it's happenin' all the time.
He wakes up at night in a cold sweat.
I ask him to see a doctor, but you know your brother,
he'd rather die than admit he's sick.
Yeah.
The worst thing is I think he'd quit
this crazy business if it weren't for that promise
he made to Frank.
That and...
That and what?
Your mother.
I don't want to offend you, Terry,
but sometimes I think she'd risk everything just for that stupid title.
She's...
What?
Obsessed?
I'd better go see how the boys are doin'.
I don't know why Ronnie ever married that girl.
She's weak.
She's worried about him.
Who, Ronnie?
Yeah, she's worried he might be sick.
He doesn't look sick to me.
Maybe a little tired.
Mom,
has Ronnie ever had any trouble with his heart?
What are you talkin' about?
Well, l... I just have this feeling
that he shouldn't wrestle tomorrow night.
If he does, something bad is gonna happen.
Not wrestle? But... but, Terry,
Terry, this is our big chance.
I mean, this is what we have dreamed about,
what we've worked for.
Couldn't we at least have a doctor check him first?
Oh, look, I told you before, he's fine.
Oh, I only want what's best for my boys.
What's best for us or what's best for Pop and Frankie?
Son, if you're scared,
I can always get someone else to take your place.
You're gonna thank me later.
When you're world champions.
Night.
I could hardly blame Lotty for thinking I was afraid.
After all, I was asking her to throw away
the family dream on a feeling.
I had to come up with something more concrete
if I was going to convince Ronnie not to wrestle.
I hope these trailers have name tags.
Hello, anybody home?
Now, this is fun. Can't find my trailer.
Can't find the lights.
Why doesn't anything good ever happen to me?
Maybe it just did.
It's just been so hot lately.
What were you doing here?
The air conditioner in our trailer is busted.
Carl's real good at wreckin' things,
but when it comes to fixing them,
he's just all thumbs.
Oh.
Why don't you come over here so I can see you better?
I don't think that's such a good idea.
Why not?
Because you're a married woman.
I just don't think that it would look good.
To who?
Well, to your husband, for one.
Remember him, the man you're married to.
The rather large man who enjoys ripping things apart.
Don't worry about him.
He's busy watching The Three Stooges.
He won't even know that I'm gone.
Yeah, right.
What do you think he would do if he saw you here like this?
Before
or after he kills you?
Yeah, right, and that is my point.
The thought of you two fightin' over me,
well, it just makes me want to quiver.
Yeah, well, me, too.
Relax. Relax.
Come on.
No one is going to even catch you, silly.
Sherry!
Uh-oh.
I know you're in there with that wife-stealin' weasel!
Sherry! I'm gonna pull his arms off.
Shh, maybe he'll go away.
I'm gonna pull his legs off.
I'm gonna pluck his eyeballs from his head.
Where is that mug?
Sherry!
He's gonna kill you.
You act like this happens all the time.
It does.
Open up, you backstabbing wife-stealer!
I've been doing some checking
and it turns out Mrs. Sasquatch, here, gets her jollies
from watching her hubby dismember other men on her behalf.
What?
Yes, she's left a trail of broken necks from coast-to-coast.
You set me up?
Well, a girl's got to have a hobby.
She's got a point.
That's not going to help.
Why not?
Got you!
Does that hurt?
Now I'm gonna tear your head off and shove it up your...
I tried to warn you.
Warn me? You tried to kill me.
I'm going to die!
Sam, in here. The ceiling!
Whoa! Oh.
I think robo-head is letting himself in.
Come on up out of there! Up!
Sam. Sam.
You want to stay down there, or you want to get out? Come on up.
Oh, Carl,
can't you do anything right?
Can you believe it?
Can you believe how she set me up like that?
Well, you know, there's women that get
a big thrill out of watching men suffer.
Trust me on this, I've been married to most of them.
I got to get out of here, Al.
Any luck on getting Ronnie to drop the match?
No, no. He's determined as ever
to keep his promise to Frank to get those belts.
Uh, uh, well, how about Mom?
She's as wrapped up in this as he is.
Does Ziggy have anything new on his medical history?
Uh, it turns out that wrestlers move around as much as the military.
But don't worry, we'll get something soon.
We just have to find some way
to let Ronnie know that he's in danger.
Yeah, well, how are we going to do that?
Well, maybe if I could get him
examined by a doctor, you know, or get him...
How are you going to do that?
Oh, no, no, no!
Come on, guys, pick it up, will you?
I'll go back and try and hurry Ziggy up
and, uh, good luck!
Hey, move that camera over here, okay?
...why you're on the undercard?
You're about as tough as my grandmother!
Make sure those lights are good.
I don't want burnouts during the show tomorrow.
Kid, what are you doin' here so late?
I couldn't sleep.
Slam him, damn it!
You're not dancin' with your sister.
Could l... could I talk to you?
I am a little busy right now.
Look, it's really important.
You sure you don't want anything?
No, no, I'm fine, thanks.
So, what can I do for you?
Well, I wanted to talk to you about the match tomorrow.
Everything will be okay if you promise
to keep your feet on the floor.
No. No. That's... that's not exactly what I meant.
Well, what, then?
Uh, Lamar, I need you to cancel the match.
You what?
Now, listen, don't get me wrong.
I mean, we really appreciate the opportunity and everything,
but, see, I just don't think that right now would be
a really good time for Ronnie to wrestle.
I, uh, uh, I really don't understand.
Well, see, he's... he's... he's very sick.
Well, why didn't he come to me earlier and tell me about it?
I'm not sure that he really knows.
Now, wait a minute. Wait a minute. Let me get this straight.
You're sayin' he's sick, and he doesn't know it?
It's kind of hard to explain.
Oh, I can imagine. Now, come on.
I have got a lot of money invested
in puttin' this match together
and I am just not going to blow it off.
I'm not sayin' you have to do that.
I'm just saying maybe you could go out and get a new team.
Where?
I mean, we... we are 24 hours away
from when the camera starts to roll.
Son, look, you're just nervous.
Now, you go home, you get some sleep.
Everything will look better in the mornin'.
Let me just say this, if I'm right, and Ronnie does get hurt,
you're gonna be held liable.
And you could lose everything.
Now, all I'm askin' is that you just bring a doctor in
and do a checkup on him, that's all.
All right. All right.
Have him in the dressin' room tomorrow mornin' at 8:00. He'll be there.
All right. Yes, sir. Thank you.
I don't understand why they're doing this.
Well, I think they're probably just worried something might happen.
They want to cover all the bases, that's all.
If you ask me, it's the Shilohs.
They're afraid they're gonna lose their belts.
It's not going to happen. There's no...
Ronnie, how you feeling today, son?
I don't know what this is all about,
but you go tell them there ain't no way it's ever gonna work.
Whoa.
What the hell are you talkin' about?
I'm talkin' about the Shilohs.
I know who's behind this.
Well, now,
I don't know where you're gettin' your information,
but this has got absolutely nothin' to do with the Shilohs.
If you want to blame somebody,
you talk to your brother.
This is your idea?
Now, listen to me,
Myra's been talkin' to me about some of the problems you've been havin':
The dizzy spells, shortness of breath.
Well, I've been on the road for almost a year.
I'm just a little bit beat, that's all.
No, it's more than that. You know that.
Then why don't we just let
Dr. Griggs here finish his exam?
And then we'll all know.
Breath in
And out.
Breath in
And out.
You can put your shirt on now.
Well?
He's fit as a fiddle.
There's a little congestion in his lungs, but nothing to worry about.
Well, there you go.
Wait a minute. That's all you're gonna do?
What else would you suggest?
Well, I would suggest starting with chest x-rays,
then maybe an EKG, an MRI, do a CAT scan.
CAT scan?
Look, if he has a heart defect,
there's no way a simple examination like this
is ever gonna be able to figure that out.
Heart defect?
Oh, now...
Look, now, excuse me.
There's no way you can tell
from this kind of examination.
Terry, that's enough!
I know what I'm talking about, here.
Listen to me.
I apologize for my brother.
He's just been a little jumpy lately.
All right.
We'll see you later.
Yeah, later.
Ronnie, you can't do this.
Now, you know I'm right, don't you?
You know there's something wrong with you.
I know that I promised Frankie that I would get those belts.
I'm not gonna quit until I get 'em.
Even if it kills you?
Even if it kills me.
So Lamar didn't do anything?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, he had the ring doctor check Ronnie out.
Well, he must have picked up something?
Uh-huh, he did.
He picked up his medical bag
right after he pronounced Ronnie "fit as a fiddle."
Fit? This doctor must walk like a duck. Yeah.
What?
Because he's a quack!
This damn thing is going nuts here.
Oh, it's... it's Ronnie's medical history.
Thank you, Ziggy, finally.
And?
Well, let's see, normal childhood illnesses,
a couple broken bones, uh, rheumatic fever when he was 8.
He was bedridden a couple of weeks.
No nosebleeds.
No, no, no, wait... wait a second. That could be it.
What's that?
The rheumatic fever,
that could have caused damage to his heart.
Mitral stenosis.
Michael who?
No, mitral stenosis. Oh, mitral.
It's a narrowing of the valves around the heart.
That could have been a result of the fever.
That could cause his heart to fail?
Yes, it could and it will.
I gotta go talk to him.
Watch out that the door doesn't fall.
Ronnie, come on, you need medical attention.
What are you talkin' about?
When you were eight years old, you contracted rheumatic fever.
I think it damaged your heart.
Damage that could kill you if you wrestle tomorrow night.
Oh, come on.
You gonna tell me if somethin' happened 20 years ago...
Ronnie.
How did you know about that fever?
You weren't even born yet.
Uh, well, you know, Frankie told me about it.
Well, so what? I was sick, kids get sick.
Not like that. We were so worried about you.
We weren't even sure that you were goin' to live.
Don't do this, Mom. What if...
That was a long time ago.
What if Terry is right?
You know, the doctor said there could be problems later on,
but I never thought that it...
Maybe we should wait.
What?
At least until we can get you checked out, by... by a specialist.
No!
I have already lost a husband and a son.
I am not gonna lose you, too.
There'll be other nights.
I'll go tell Lamar.
Wait! Wait!
This is my life we're talkin' about!
And I'm gonna decide what I do with it!
What if Terry is right?
What if he's wrong?
I'm not gonna throw this away.
You two do whatever you have to do.
But I'm gonna get in that ring,
and I'm gonna wrestle for the title, with or without you.
Ronnie.
I don't think this is a good idea.
I don't have a choice, Al.
Besides, I got a plan.
Oh, yeah, what kind of a plan?
Ronnie dies because he wrestles, right?
So?
So I make sure that he doesn't.
Well, what are you going to do?
I don't tag out.
What? That's not a plan. That's suicide.
Look, you got a better idea?
Okay, all right, so you wrestle,
which I think is nuts.
But how does that solve the problem of getting Ronnie treated?
Well, I have an idea for that, too.
Ronnie.
Listen, about what happened...
Oh, forget it.
No, l... I don't want to forget it.
I want to make a deal with you.
What kind of deal?
Yeah, what kind of deal?
I want you to give me your word
that if we win the title tonight,
you'll check into a hospital for a complete physical examination.
But there's nothin' wrong with me.
Then it won't matter, will it?
Deal?
Yeah, it's a deal.
You're both here. We're just about to get started.
You two got any questions?
You just make sure you get those belts shined up real nice.
You're kiddin', right?
I mean... Oh, now, wait a minute.
You don't honestly think you're gonna win?
You're damn right we do.
Now, what's goin' on here, Lamar?
Oh, come on, I thought you boys had that figured out.
Figured what out?
You can't win.
Can't win? What are you talking about?
This is a title match.
Well, you bet it's a title match.
And you boys are the Russians.
Now, how the hell is it gonna look to the American public
to have a couple of Communists be the world champions?
But we're not from Russia. We're from Arkansas!
I know that, you know that.
But John Q. Public don't know that.
To him, you represent the epitome of evil.
Somethin' to be destroyed!
All right, if it will make you feel better,
the exposure you're gonna get from this match
is gonna keep you boys working for years.
This isn't right. This is a title match.
We ought to have a chance of winning it.
He's right.
This is the real thing.
Man-to-man. Fight to the death.
I'll see you in the ring, boy.
According to Ziggy, there's a 75.3 percent chance he's going to kill you.
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen!
And welcome to Georgia Wrestle-a-thon.
Tonight's program...
Sam, you can't do this.
You don't know anything about wrestling.
And what chance does Ronnie have if I don't?
It is time for the main event.
It is a no-time limit
tag team championship bout.
Introducing the challengers.
They are from Moscow
And they weigh in at 510 pounds.
Ivan and Nikoli,
the Battling Rooskies!
And now, ladies and gentlemen, the champions.
They have a combined weight
of 538 pounds.
They hail from the great state of Texas.
Introducing Carl and Clem,
the Shiloh Boys!
You're going down, boy!
Uh, Sam, I... Just checking.
I'll start.
No, no, I got it.
All right, listen.
You just be real careful.
And here we go, folks!
The event you've all been waiting for.
He's probably all talk.
He's probably just all talk.
Well, maybe he's not all talk.
Sam, I think I'll step down.
The champion isn't wasting any time.
Looks like Nikoli has a few surprises of his own.
I just don't think he wants to get the Shilohs angry.
They're feeling each other out.
Stalking each other.
These two teams never met each other before.
You can't miss him, he can't see you, brother.
They're gonna kill my boy.
Carl Shiloh looks as ready as I have ever seen him.
You're gonna be dead meat, Shiloh.
It could be a long night.
He's got his knees up.
That has got to hurt!
My arm!
Tag my arm.
He's pulling his hair, that's not fair. No!
I'm not sure how much more he can take.
Get up! Get up!
I just don't know how much more punishment
he can take from this big Texan.
I told you, boy!
Sam, are you okay?
Do I look okay?
Well, not really.
Sam, this is insane.
You've been in there for an hour.
I've got to beat him, Al.
Beat him?
You couldn't even slow him down with a tranquilizer gun.
You stay off of my path.
That's the answer. You did it, Al.
What?
I got to put him to sleep.
Oh, sure. Sing him a lullaby.
How are you gonna put him to sleep?
By cutting off the oxygen to his brain.
You'll what?
Cut off the oxygen...
Brain? What brain?
I think the champ's ready to finish him.
Looks like Carl Shiloh is setting Nikoli up
for his famous lariat whip!
Wait, wait a second.
Nikoli's got Carl in the sleeper.
You got him! You got him, Sam!
He's going,
he's gone.
You did it! You did it, Sam, all right!
You saw it!
We have new tag team champions.
Nikoli and Ivan, the Battling Rooskies!
Unbelievable!
You think you're pretty smart, don't you?
Tell you what, I don't feel very smart right now.
You could have been killed out there.
So could you.
I don't understand why you did this.
You will after you go to the hospital.
Oh, will you come off with that...
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
You want to see the sleeper again?
Huh?
All right, I'll go.
All right, a deal is a deal.
You think he'll be okay, Al?
Oh, yeah, he's gonna be okay,
he just gets some medication for his heart.
He doesn't wrestle again, does he?
No. No. But his son does.
What?
His son does, in the '68 Olympics: Silver medalist.
You're kidding. That's great.
Bring him in here.
Right over here, on this nice table.
Honey, honey, sweetheart!
Oh, what did they do to you?
It's your fault. Look at him.
Look what you did to my baby.
I just wish he'd have caught you in that trailer
and torn you apart!
Oh, honey.
How's my little pumpkin?
Mama's gonna take you home.
Ahem, uh...
Yeah. Oh, yeah.
Go ahead. It will make you feel better. Go.
No.
I would do it, she wouldn't even feel it.
I really...
I don't think that I would ever do anything...
Get the kids in their rooms.
Go. Move it. Move it.
Help!
Come on, man, duck and cover.
Get down!
Put your mask on!
The Rooskies just lobbed a bomb on the U.S.A.
What?
It's World War III.
Get down!
Oh, boy!