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There are moments
when I leap back in time that remind me
of the evening of my senior prom.
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Some of the songs are soft and slow,
and there's always a guy
who didn't bring a date...
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and wants to dance with your girl...
Guys who don't take no for an answer.
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And just when everything quiets down,
and you find a song that
you want to dance to forever,
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Disco.
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Oh, I'd rather be dead.
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Chad, you all right, guy?
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- I've been hit.
- And cut! Cut it! It's good. Print that one.
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Oh-ho-ho, babe! Good job!
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Loved it. Okay.
Okay, next shot is, uh, over here.
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Come on. Let's go, let's go.
We're an hour behind here. Let's go.
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I'm a stuntman.
Almost a dead one.
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I told you to check that safety pad.
I did!
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Well, then how come it was moved?
I don't know. I double-checked it.
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You almost got
your brother's head caved in.
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Whoa, whoa.
Wait-Wait a second. I'm okay.
Stop standing up for him.
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Somebody must have moved it
while I was workin' the ratchet.
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Come on, guys, huh? Out of the way.
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I got shots to get, all right?
Not till I find out
who moved my safety pad!
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Hey, not my problem, babe.
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Someone gets killed on your set,
it will be. Let's go, guys.
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Oh, whoa, whoa.
What's your problem?
You.
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You're more concerned about your schedule
than whether somebody gets hurt.
Hey, hey, where you goin'?
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- Off this picture.
- Oh, no. You can't quit on me.
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Watch me.
Hey, hey, hey.
I already paid you for Friday's stunt.
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So I'll pay you back.
All right.
What about you two guys?
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- What?
- That's right. You quit, not them.
How about it guys?
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You want to work in the disco?
Look, pal, I'm the stunt coordinator here,
and these are my boys.
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I don't work, they don't work.
Well, why don't you
let them decide?
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- Hack.
- Yeah, right. How about it, you guys?
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Uh, no, thanks.
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How about you, babe?
I mean, uh, this fire thing was
your first big stunt, wasn't it?
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No.
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Okay.
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Okay, okay, what's everybody gawkin' at, huh?
Stop gawkin'!
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Line up. Okay, roll playback.
I double-checked it, Chad.
I swear.
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Uh, just forget it, okay?
And... action.
Dad won't let me.
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Rick's been laying into us for three weeks.
I don't know why Dad had to quit now.
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It's two days before my big stunt.
I could have got my union card.
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Maybe you could talk to him about it.
Make him change his mind.
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Uh, to Dad?
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Yeah, get my stunt back for me.
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Well, yeah, okay.
I'll... I'll try.
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Are you for real? You're crazy.
I like that in a guy.
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Really?
He's done stunts
you wouldn't even dream of.
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I don't know.
I've got a pretty vivid imagination.
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Traci Duvore, Aquarius.
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Boogie Town Records.
We're handling all of the music
on this movie.
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You're Chad Stone. Leo, right?
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I guess... I guess so.
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I knew it! Oh, you've got "king of the beasts"
written all over you.
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Thank you.
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Ever, uh, break anything... vital?
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Are you kiddin'? He's...
He's broken every bone
in his body.
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Every bone?
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I gotta get, uh, a...
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drink.
Mm-hmm. Come with me, baby.
Come on.
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Excuse me.
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Hi, Chad.
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Hi.
Aren't you gonna introduce me
to your new friend?
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Oh! Uh, yeah, sure.
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This is Traci. Traci, this is...
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I'm sorry.
I'm blanking on your name.
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Well, you didn't blank on me
in your trailer last night.
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Nice to meet ya.
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Hey, Chad, nice hit.
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Chad?
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No matter how hard you look,
it doesn't get any better.
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- Nice hickey.
- Hickey?
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- All right. Well... Huh! I guess
we'll have to...
- I got a hickey.
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Well, it isn't a monkey bump.
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Look, Traci, uh, I'll, um...
I'll talk to you in a little bit.
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Where you goin'? Sit down.
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What're you doin'?
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Giving you my mood ring.
Aah!
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A mood ring from
the self-obsessed '70s, when everyone
was getting in touch with their feelings.
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It's for getting in touch
with your feelings.
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- Jade green means you're ultra-intense.
- Roll playback.
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Blue means you're feeling ecstasy.
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And reddish brown means
you need to chug some sangria. Hm!
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Oh, it's turned black!
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That means you're tense,
disoriented, harassed.
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Maybe these things work after all.
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Call me, and I'll turn it blue.
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Hm!
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Al.
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Al, would you...
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Would you cut that out?
Would you get over here, please?
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He's a real killer, huh?
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His clothes are the killer,
and all those gold chains have to go.
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That's my brother.
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I guess bad taste isn't genetic.
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Does he usually talk to himself?.
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Aw, he's just goofin'.
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Every girl I've ever met
goes crazy for him.
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I'm not every girl.
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Really?
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What kind of guys do you like?
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More natural.
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You know, jeans, cowboy boots,
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a blue denim shirt with,
uh, pearl buttons.
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Really?
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That's it. All right. Yeah.
Please, cover the floor.
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Al, this is worse than anything imaginable.
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What're you talkin' about, Sam?
You're on the set of a low-budget
disaster movie, Disco Inferno,
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with lights, camera,
plenty of action.
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You know, I think I saw
this movie once on cable.
We're talkin' two thumbs down.
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I'm back in the '70s.
Yeah. That was one of
the happiest times in my life.
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You had disco, swinging singles,
hot tubs, EST,
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uh, mantras, Farrah Fawcett,
eh, edible underwear...
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The "Me Decade," where everybody
had the morality of two dogs in a park.
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What're you doin'?
What's the matter'?
Ah, my mood ring is stuck.
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Oh, gee. Looks like you're
in a bad mood, Sam.
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Where am I?
Uh, you're in, uh,
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Burbank, California,
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April 1, 1976.
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What, are you tellin' me
I'm the butt of some
cosmic April Fool's joke?
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What does Ziggy say
I'm here to figure out?
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Al?
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Al!
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Oh, uh... Oh, Ziggy,
he crashed on us the other night.
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Ever since,
he's been doin' screwball things,
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like he put extra zeros
on everybody's paycheck.
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So half the staff
rushed out on vacation.
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Why didn't you go?
I can't go.
I gotta be on standby for you.
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Besides, this is like a vacation for me.
I always wanted to be in the movies.
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Great. That's great. You're starstruck.
Al, would you just find out what I'm here to do?
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Well, before Ziggy crashed,
he did come up with one thing.
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In the next two days, uh,
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Chris is gonna die.
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Chris?
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Yeah, Chris.
He's your little brother.
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He dies? How?
I don't know.
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Cut it. Cut it, please. Cut it.
Well, when?
I don't know.
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Where?
I don't know.
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Will you find out?
I don't know anything
until Ziggy gets fixed.
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In the meantime,
you just gotta play big brother,
uh, for a couple of days.
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Make sure Chris doesn't do
any stunts or race any fast cars, or,
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you know, that he doesn't...
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What?
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Al, I... I have a big brother.
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Oh, hmm. I was wondering when
you were gonna remember that.
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Tom. His name is Tom.
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How could I forget
that I have a brother?
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The leap Swiss-cheesed
your memory.
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I don't remember
anything about him.
Where is he? What's he doin'?
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Sam, you know the rules.
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I can't tell you any of that.
I don't remember anything.
Come on, Al. Help me.
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Sam, just worry about
the little brother down there...
who's gonna die...
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in two days.
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Toby? We're ready for you.
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Toby? We're...
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Uh, we're-we're ready.
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Hey, Chad.
You're lookin' dy-no-mite.
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I ain't gonna let that hack
put us all in jeopardy.
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Hey, you gotta understand
this ain't my fault.
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We could've finished the show.
One more day wouldn't have
made a difference.
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You want to work for me, do what I say.
Otherwise, go to work for someone else.
Got it?
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Got it.
Good.
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And ease up on the door.
He's tryin' really hard.
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Well, that ain't good enough.
One false move in this business
you're dead, and you know that.
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But he won't listen.
Maybe if you wouldn't yell.
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What do you want me to do,
baby him like his mother did?
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- Well, I'm-I'm not sayin' that...
- What are you sayin'?
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You know, just ease up on him a little.
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Hey, kiddo, gonna wear
that frown all day?
Come on. Come on.
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Come on! Come on. Get set.
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Gonna beat yourself. Oh-ho!
Gotcha! Come here, boy.
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Look, Chris, the director
in there is dangerous.
He takes too many chances.
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You gotta trust me on this.
You'll get your shot soon enough.
I promise.
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Yeah? When?
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How about it, Chad? We got that stunt
comin'up on Earthquake tomorrow.
You think the boy's ready?
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- Well...
- Come on, Chad. I can do it.
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- Uh...
- It's your stunt. It's your call.
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No.
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Chad, you know I'm ready.
It's just a little fall.
Not this time.
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- A fall?
- Yeah, it's a piece of cake.
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Look, I can't give it to you.
I'm sorry. Uh, next time.
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That's it.
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It's not that tough a gag, Chad.
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5:30 call tomorrow, boys.
Don't be late.
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And I could've got my union card
with that stunt.
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You'll get it next week.
I've been hearin' that
for nine months.
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Look at these old eight-track tapes.
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You just bought those.
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Yeah, well, they get old pretty fast.
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Barry White, the Village People,
Donna Summer, Neil Sedaka,
Kung Fu Fighting.
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Wow. Hey, wait a minute!
I'm supposed to drive!
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Chris raced back to the marina, with me
telling him to slow down the whole way.
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He hardly said a thing.
Can't say I blame him though.
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I remember how mad I'd get whenever
I thought Tom was bossing me around.
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I see now it just comes
with the job of being a big brother.
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Tom played basketball,
high school varsity.
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He was All-American,
Indiana State Championships...
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It was 1965... uh, no, '64...
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And...
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what happened?
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I want to remember,
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but... I'm afraid.
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Of what?
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There's a thing called knocking.
You might want to try it sometime.
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You're good.
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Too bad you can't
make a living at it.
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Why not?
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I can't play that disco garbage.
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Disco's not gonna last forever.
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I got a feeling it's probably
gonna die in a couple of years.
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How do you know?
Just a feeling.
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Maybe in a couple years
those disco maniacs...
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will become urban cowboys.
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How come you didn't
give me my shot?
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I got my reasons.
You know, there's still time.
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You can just call Dad and tell him
I'm the one who's gonna do it.
Chris. Chris.
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I'm doing the stunt.
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You know, you're some big brother.
You're always there when I need ya.
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You know, it's funny. Uh,
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big brothers sometimes
do things that...
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little brothers can't quite understand.
Like what?
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I knew these two brothers.
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The older one was a terrific athlete...
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Basketball, track, football, the works.
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The younger brother was good,
too, but his real gift was in physics.
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But the kid fought it.
You know, he wanted to be
just like his big brother.
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But the brother knew.
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He pushed that kid
to follow his talents,
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convinced him to go to MIT.
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00:18:32,167 --> 00:18:35,102
Kid won a Nobel Prize.
228
00:18:36,137 --> 00:18:38,332
Yeah.
229
00:18:38,406 --> 00:18:40,738
Well, I'm not winnin' any Grammys.
230
00:18:41,743 --> 00:18:44,109
You don't know unless you try.
231
00:18:51,653 --> 00:18:54,554
She showed up!
I-I can't believe it!
232
00:18:54,623 --> 00:18:56,921
Shannon, the girl I met
on the set today!
233
00:18:56,992 --> 00:18:59,722
Uh, listen, Chad,
234
00:18:59,794 --> 00:19:01,785
do me a favor, will ya?
235
00:19:01,863 --> 00:19:04,024
Just don't hit on her.
Why would I hit on her?
236
00:19:04,099 --> 00:19:06,829
Because you hit on everybody.
Promise me.
237
00:19:06,901 --> 00:19:10,029
Yeah, okay, I promise.
I won't hit on her.
238
00:19:13,742 --> 00:19:16,336
Cross my heart.
239
00:19:16,411 --> 00:19:18,402
What heart?
240
00:19:20,248 --> 00:19:24,844
Sandwich. All right.
That's acceptable. Okay.
241
00:19:24,919 --> 00:19:30,653
Twelve people said sandwich.
All right, Connie:
something that people like to bite.
242
00:19:30,725 --> 00:19:32,716
Mmm, the big one.
243
00:19:32,794 --> 00:19:35,786
Bite the big one. All right.
244
00:19:35,864 --> 00:19:38,128
- Does our audience bite the big one?
- Proceed.
245
00:19:38,199 --> 00:19:40,326
Something you eat with eggs.
246
00:19:40,402 --> 00:19:42,393
Fiberglass.
247
00:19:42,470 --> 00:19:45,633
Okay, Beldar. Very interesting.
248
00:19:45,707 --> 00:19:49,302
You're on quite a roll there, fella...
no points, no money.
Don't feel bad about it though.
249
00:19:49,377 --> 00:19:52,540
We'll be back tomorrow,
and you'll have another chance
at the fast money.
250
00:19:52,614 --> 00:19:57,347
Until then, everybody, remember old people
are our greatest natural resource.
251
00:19:57,419 --> 00:20:00,149
So check in on one today
and push 'em around the block.
252
00:20:00,221 --> 00:20:02,849
So long, everybody.
253
00:20:02,924 --> 00:20:06,883
- Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States.
- Oh, this... this next one is great.
254
00:20:06,961 --> 00:20:10,419
Chevy Chase
imitates President Ford.
255
00:20:10,498 --> 00:20:12,591
This show is live.
256
00:20:12,667 --> 00:20:18,503
- Uh, yeah, but it's also on a three-hour tape delay.
- My fellow Americans.
257
00:20:18,573 --> 00:20:21,201
I had a friend back East call me,
and he told me about it.
258
00:20:21,276 --> 00:20:23,506
You don't know anybody
east of Vegas.
259
00:20:23,578 --> 00:20:27,241
Ford popularity is certainly
on a sharp rise here,
260
00:20:29,384 --> 00:20:32,444
whereas the...
261
00:20:35,023 --> 00:20:39,653
If Ford falls one more time,
there's no way he's gonna beat Carter.
262
00:20:39,728 --> 00:20:42,720
Well, what makes you so sure
that Carter's gonna win
the Democratic nomination?
263
00:20:42,797 --> 00:20:45,095
He won Illinois by 48%.
264
00:20:45,166 --> 00:20:48,363
He's pulling way ahead of
Wallace, Jackson and Udall
with the delegates.
265
00:20:49,704 --> 00:20:52,002
Well, you-you could be right.
266
00:20:52,073 --> 00:20:56,373
You're sure up on this election.
I work for the League of Women Voters
at school.
267
00:20:56,444 --> 00:20:58,742
President Ford's speaking
on campus in a few weeks.
268
00:20:58,813 --> 00:21:03,216
If you guys want to come,
I'll get you special passes.
That'd be great.
269
00:21:04,285 --> 00:21:07,083
Since when were you
so interested in politics?
270
00:21:08,556 --> 00:21:13,220
Uh, it's always been
kind of a special... interest...
271
00:21:13,294 --> 00:21:15,285
Secret... for me.
272
00:21:15,363 --> 00:21:19,094
Chad, the last time you voted
was for homecoming king,
273
00:21:19,167 --> 00:21:23,126
and you voted for yourself twice.
The point is:¡
Do I really know what the issue is?
274
00:21:23,204 --> 00:21:26,298
Relevant, irrelevant, fault, default...
These are just hard words.
275
00:21:29,477 --> 00:21:32,446
- Yes, Hank.
- I need to get some fresh air.
276
00:21:32,514 --> 00:21:35,677
Take your time out there.
277
00:21:40,355 --> 00:21:42,346
Hi, Sam.
278
00:21:43,425 --> 00:21:45,416
Al.
279
00:21:46,861 --> 00:21:50,024
Where did you dig up that... costume?
280
00:21:52,233 --> 00:21:55,566
Sam, wake up and smell the '70s.
281
00:21:55,637 --> 00:22:01,132
You're looking at genuine
100% high-grade virgin polyester.
282
00:22:01,209 --> 00:22:04,542
The only thing that got me
more women was my space suit.
283
00:22:04,612 --> 00:22:07,547
This comes from the days
when I was king.
284
00:22:07,615 --> 00:22:11,483
I had outer space behind me,
Star Bright Project ahead of me,
285
00:22:11,553 --> 00:22:14,021
and I was a dancing machine.
286
00:22:14,088 --> 00:22:17,990
- You had a purse!
- Get outta here! Purse!
287
00:22:18,059 --> 00:22:20,619
This is a man bag.
You owned a man bag?
288
00:22:20,695 --> 00:22:23,459
Yeah. My pants were always
too tight to carry a wallet, so...
289
00:22:23,531 --> 00:22:26,864
Hey, the women loved it.
290
00:22:28,336 --> 00:22:30,327
Is Ziggy fixed yet?
291
00:22:30,405 --> 00:22:33,340
We're havin' some problems with him.
292
00:22:33,408 --> 00:22:38,846
Uh, right now he's...
293
00:22:38,913 --> 00:22:40,904
Right now he's Japanese.
294
00:22:40,982 --> 00:22:43,382
What?
He's Jap...
295
00:22:43,451 --> 00:22:47,547
Well, I mean,
he's spitting out everything in Japanese.
296
00:22:47,622 --> 00:22:50,682
That's what you get for feeding him
those foreign microchips.
297
00:22:50,758 --> 00:22:53,158
Al?
Yeah?
298
00:22:53,228 --> 00:22:55,219
How was he killed?
299
00:22:56,698 --> 00:22:58,689
Who?
300
00:22:58,766 --> 00:23:01,929
What do you mean, "Who?" Chris.
Chris.
301
00:23:02,003 --> 00:23:05,461
- Yeah.
- Right. Well, we're checkin' on that.
302
00:23:05,540 --> 00:23:09,237
Uh, we know that it
happened sometime...
303
00:23:09,310 --> 00:23:14,441
in the next two days.
Al, this kid has got a future.
From what I just heard, it's in music.
304
00:23:14,516 --> 00:23:18,179
- You like the kid, huh?
- Well, yeah.
305
00:23:18,253 --> 00:23:22,849
Kind of has that same drive to prove himself
that I had with Tom.
306
00:23:22,924 --> 00:23:26,587
You know that Tom
talked me into goin'to MIT?
307
00:23:26,661 --> 00:23:30,097
Really? Uh, no.
I didn't know that.
Yeah.
308
00:23:30,164 --> 00:23:32,860
Yeah, I remembered
when I was talkin' with Chris.
309
00:23:32,934 --> 00:23:36,461
Hey, tomorrow you're on
the Earthquake set.
310
00:23:36,538 --> 00:23:39,564
Chuck Heston, Lorne Greene and...
311
00:23:39,641 --> 00:23:42,041
Ava Gardner.
312
00:23:42,110 --> 00:23:47,070
Yeah, I know, Ava Gardner.
And I'm supposed to be doing a stunt,
and I don't even know what it is.
313
00:23:47,148 --> 00:23:49,309
Wha-What, the stunt?
314
00:23:49,384 --> 00:23:53,252
- Yeah.
- Oh, I hear it's-it's just a little fall.
315
00:23:58,326 --> 00:24:01,295
This is a little fall?
316
00:24:01,362 --> 00:24:03,455
Well, for a stuntman.
317
00:24:03,531 --> 00:24:05,965
We're almost ready!
318
00:24:06,034 --> 00:24:10,095
Look, Al, I-I... I don't...
I don't think I can do this.
319
00:24:10,171 --> 00:24:12,867
Well, you got to
if you wanna leap outta here.
320
00:24:12,941 --> 00:24:14,932
To what, my death?
321
00:24:18,046 --> 00:24:20,537
Hi.
322
00:24:20,615 --> 00:24:23,140
Is that all you have to say,
Chad?
323
00:24:25,186 --> 00:24:27,177
Uh...
324
00:24:29,924 --> 00:24:32,358
You don't remember me,
do you?
325
00:24:32,427 --> 00:24:35,089
Wrap party,
Poseidon Adventure.
326
00:24:36,097 --> 00:24:38,759
I came as a giant clam.
You were Aquaman.
327
00:24:38,833 --> 00:24:41,893
I-I'm sor... I don't remember.
328
00:24:45,373 --> 00:24:48,831
Take two. Background. And action!
329
00:24:48,910 --> 00:24:51,936
Maybe you were the flying fish.
Hey!
330
00:24:52,013 --> 00:24:54,379
What?
331
00:25:01,222 --> 00:25:03,213
Help!
332
00:25:08,362 --> 00:25:10,353
Al!
333
00:25:12,466 --> 00:25:15,526
Help!
334
00:25:22,242 --> 00:25:24,233
It's Ben!
335
00:25:24,311 --> 00:25:28,907
It's Ben Cartwright!
Sam! Look, look! It's Ben Cartwright!
336
00:25:28,982 --> 00:25:33,112
- Al!
- Ooh! Step back.
337
00:25:33,187 --> 00:25:38,124
Sam, hang on!
Ben Cartwright is gonna save you.
I don't believe it!
338
00:25:42,096 --> 00:25:43,586
Uh-oh.
339
00:25:54,274 --> 00:25:57,072
Yeah! Yeah!
You looked great!
340
00:25:57,144 --> 00:26:00,602
- That was great.
- He did it again, huh?
341
00:26:00,681 --> 00:26:02,979
Yeah.
342
00:26:03,050 --> 00:26:07,612
Not bad.
Chad, you okay, guy?
343
00:26:07,688 --> 00:26:09,679
Huh? You okay?
344
00:26:09,757 --> 00:26:12,055
He's clear. Let's flatten the air bag.
345
00:26:17,998 --> 00:26:20,967
Once a screamer,
always a screamer.
346
00:26:21,969 --> 00:26:24,028
Don't throw that open!
347
00:26:29,209 --> 00:26:31,541
Get the best boy over here
to hook this up.
348
00:26:44,425 --> 00:26:47,622
Look, Chris...
I could have done it!
Had my card right now!
349
00:26:47,694 --> 00:26:50,424
Is that what you want?
Your stuntman's card?
350
00:26:50,497 --> 00:26:54,695
What do you think I've been
workin' for all this time?
I thought it was your music.
351
00:26:54,768 --> 00:26:57,862
Music!
What in the hell you talkin' about?
Music's just for kicks.
352
00:26:57,938 --> 00:27:00,338
Look, what I heard last night
wasn't for kicks.
353
00:27:00,407 --> 00:27:04,366
Yeah, right.
Can you see me telling Dad
I'm gonna be a musician?
354
00:27:04,445 --> 00:27:07,642
Dad? Come on. It's your life, not his.
355
00:27:07,714 --> 00:27:12,276
Listen to you!
What've you been doin'
the last few years?
356
00:27:12,352 --> 00:27:14,946
Yeah, well, that... that's me.
357
00:27:15,022 --> 00:27:19,891
I mean, uh, it's-it's what I love to do,
but it isn't you.
You've been playing guitar.
358
00:27:19,960 --> 00:27:24,454
Look, you wanna make Dad proud?
Then do what you do best.
359
00:27:24,531 --> 00:27:27,898
It'll take a lot more courage
than jumping off buildings.
360
00:27:30,137 --> 00:27:33,402
Yeah. But what do I know
about the music business?
361
00:27:36,376 --> 00:27:39,311
By the dark of the moon
362
00:27:42,282 --> 00:27:45,410
But there came an early snow
363
00:27:45,486 --> 00:27:50,423
Mort Greenblatt. He's the A&R V.P.
on our country and western label.
364
00:27:50,491 --> 00:27:54,188
Hm! The only Texas cowpoke
ever born in Brooklyn.
365
00:27:56,263 --> 00:28:00,427
He's kind of a sleaze-ball,
but he can make things happen.
366
00:28:00,501 --> 00:28:05,097
Thank you for doin' this for Chris.
Oh, I didn't do it for Chris.
367
00:28:07,441 --> 00:28:10,706
See you Saturday.
368
00:28:10,777 --> 00:28:12,506
We'll be ridin'
369
00:28:12,579 --> 00:28:14,843
Wild...
370
00:28:14,915 --> 00:28:20,444
fire
371
00:28:28,462 --> 00:28:31,226
Where's Dad?
Don't worry. He'll be here.
372
00:28:31,298 --> 00:28:33,289
He's up next.
373
00:28:33,367 --> 00:28:35,927
Yeah, yeah. Okay.
374
00:28:36,003 --> 00:28:39,769
But there came an early snow
375
00:28:41,475 --> 00:28:46,469
- Dad?
- There's a hoot owl howlin' outside my window now
376
00:28:46,547 --> 00:28:50,381
Dad.
Hey, big time.
377
00:28:50,450 --> 00:28:53,112
How long have you been in here?
378
00:28:53,186 --> 00:28:55,177
About a six-pack.
379
00:28:56,456 --> 00:29:00,483
Come on. Chris is on.
I can hear him just fine from here.
380
00:29:00,561 --> 00:29:03,724
All he wants is to
make you proud of him.
Oh, I am proud.
381
00:29:03,797 --> 00:29:07,665
Then show him.
Go in there where he can see you.
382
00:29:07,734 --> 00:29:12,262
We'll be ridin' Wildfire
383
00:29:12,339 --> 00:29:15,308
Why are you doin' this?
384
00:29:15,375 --> 00:29:18,344
What have you got against him?
385
00:29:19,880 --> 00:29:22,314
He got born weak.
386
00:29:22,382 --> 00:29:26,580
What?
Weak. Premature.
387
00:29:26,653 --> 00:29:29,053
After your mom and I split,
388
00:29:29,122 --> 00:29:31,750
she raised him all wrong.
389
00:29:31,825 --> 00:29:34,157
I'm gonna make a man out of him.
390
00:29:37,798 --> 00:29:39,823
That's great, Dad.
391
00:29:39,900 --> 00:29:43,028
Next up is a young man from Montana,
392
00:29:43,103 --> 00:29:45,333
just been out to Hollywood
less than a year.
393
00:29:45,405 --> 00:29:47,771
Please welcome to the stage
Chris Stone!
394
00:30:04,891 --> 00:30:09,954
Summer nights
fallin' around my shoulder
395
00:30:11,498 --> 00:30:17,130
Oh, the desert wind
blowin' across my mind
396
00:30:18,872 --> 00:30:24,310
Hold me tight out on the borderline
397
00:30:25,312 --> 00:30:28,804
It's a long way there
down a one-way trail
398
00:30:28,882 --> 00:30:32,750
To the love that I left behind
399
00:30:33,754 --> 00:30:37,747
Out of sight
Can't see past you and me
400
00:30:37,824 --> 00:30:40,486
I'm haunted like a wanted man
401
00:30:40,560 --> 00:30:45,862
Out of mind
Don't think I can take another night alone
402
00:30:46,867 --> 00:30:51,668
Ah, out of time
Too late, my mistake
403
00:30:51,738 --> 00:30:54,571
But you gotta understand
404
00:30:54,641 --> 00:30:59,977
I've been dealin'with the pain
oflovin'you the best I can
405
00:31:01,481 --> 00:31:06,714
And I'm just another stranger
lookin'for the promised land
406
00:31:08,455 --> 00:31:12,221
Oh, yeah
Can't see past you and me
407
00:31:12,292 --> 00:31:14,988
I'm haunted like a wanted man
408
00:31:15,062 --> 00:31:19,897
Out of mind
Don't think I can take another night alone
409
00:31:20,967 --> 00:31:26,132
Hey, out of time
Too late, my mistake
410
00:31:26,206 --> 00:31:29,073
But what you gotta understand
411
00:31:29,142 --> 00:31:34,170
I've been dealin'with the pain
oflovin'you the best I can
412
00:31:36,016 --> 00:31:41,113
And I'm just another stranger
lookin' for the promised land
413
00:31:44,124 --> 00:31:46,718
All right, Chris!
414
00:31:52,699 --> 00:31:57,102
Ow! That was Chris Stone,
a young man who's gonna go far!
415
00:31:58,205 --> 00:32:00,673
All right! Excellent.
416
00:32:10,817 --> 00:32:13,615
Well, what'd you think?
417
00:32:18,725 --> 00:32:20,886
I think you're wastin' your time.
418
00:32:22,129 --> 00:32:24,723
Oh, come on, Dad.
He was good tonight.
Everybody loved him.
419
00:32:24,798 --> 00:32:29,462
You know, he got more applause tonight
than I did on my stunt this morning.
Chad, forget it. He doesn't care, okay?
420
00:32:29,536 --> 00:32:31,902
Oh, come on.
Did I hurt your feelings, kid?
421
00:32:31,972 --> 00:32:36,136
Come on. Put up your dukes.
Come on, come on. Don't you
wanna box with your old man?
422
00:32:36,209 --> 00:32:38,803
Take it easy, take it easy.
Don't worry. Just playin' around.
Afraid I'll whup ya?
423
00:32:38,879 --> 00:32:42,337
- If I'd have raised you
instead of your mom, you'd be...
- Chris!
424
00:32:46,119 --> 00:32:48,587
Ohh.
425
00:32:48,655 --> 00:32:51,317
The boy do know how to punch,
doesn't he?
426
00:32:51,391 --> 00:32:53,916
Lucky for him
that you was holdin' me.
427
00:32:53,994 --> 00:32:56,827
Lucky for you
he only threw one.
428
00:33:03,804 --> 00:33:06,329
Yeah, hello?
429
00:33:06,406 --> 00:33:08,874
Yeah, Rick, it's Chris Stone.
430
00:33:08,942 --> 00:33:11,911
Hey, man, you don't call
the director at home.
431
00:33:11,978 --> 00:33:15,846
Look, I know my dad quit on you,
but you got anybody
for the fire stunt tomorrow?
432
00:33:15,916 --> 00:33:18,646
Huh! Babe,
I don't have a Stone.
433
00:33:19,653 --> 00:33:22,383
You got one now.
434
00:33:27,928 --> 00:33:29,919
Chris?
435
00:33:35,969 --> 00:33:37,960
Chris?
436
00:33:53,587 --> 00:33:55,578
Cute kids.
437
00:33:56,723 --> 00:34:01,626
Al, look,
I gotta get outta here.
438
00:34:01,695 --> 00:34:07,224
There's somethin' about this leap
that's drivin' me crazy. I mean,
I don't even know what it is.
439
00:34:07,300 --> 00:34:11,100
- Chris givin' you a hard time?
- No matter what I tell him,
you know, he won't listen.
440
00:34:11,171 --> 00:34:14,231
Well, sometimes it's tough
bein' a big brother.
441
00:34:14,307 --> 00:34:17,140
Yeah, now I know how Tom felt.
442
00:34:17,210 --> 00:34:20,475
I always thought he was putting me down...
You know, trying to tell me what to do.
443
00:34:20,547 --> 00:34:24,677
But by the time I figured out
he was just lookin' out for me,
it was too late, because he...
444
00:34:29,923 --> 00:34:31,914
Tom's dead, isn't he?
445
00:34:35,228 --> 00:34:37,219
Come on, Al.
446
00:34:39,499 --> 00:34:41,490
Yeah.
447
00:34:42,502 --> 00:34:44,663
He was killed in Vietnam.
448
00:34:58,451 --> 00:35:02,353
That's one part of your memory
I was hoping you wouldn't get back.
449
00:35:29,349 --> 00:35:31,340
No date?
450
00:35:31,418 --> 00:35:36,287
What?
Well, you're usually droppin' off
some skirt this early in the morning.
451
00:35:37,290 --> 00:35:40,191
Look, Chris didn't come home last night.
I was hoping he came by here.
452
00:35:40,260 --> 00:35:42,956
What for?
To admire the damage?
453
00:35:43,029 --> 00:35:45,020
I'm worried about him.
454
00:35:45,098 --> 00:35:49,535
Well, if I know my boys,
he's out with that little brunette.
He'll be home in a couple of days.
455
00:35:49,602 --> 00:35:53,060
What makes you so sure
he'll come back?
456
00:35:53,139 --> 00:35:55,733
What the hell else is he gonna do,
be a musician?
Why not?
457
00:35:55,809 --> 00:35:59,870
I thought we went
all through this last night.
No, we didn't settle it. Chris was great.
458
00:35:59,946 --> 00:36:03,382
Sure, he was good.
Well, he needed
to hear that from you.
459
00:36:03,450 --> 00:36:06,248
Look, that don't mean that
I want him to go and ruin his life.
Yeah, but don't you see?
460
00:36:06,319 --> 00:36:09,345
That's exactly what you're doing
by forcing him to become a stuntman.
461
00:36:12,726 --> 00:36:15,126
I don't know.
462
00:36:15,195 --> 00:36:19,029
You know, sometimes I find myself
doing the same thing to Chris
that my daddy did to me.
463
00:36:20,800 --> 00:36:23,132
I can't seem to stop myself.
464
00:36:24,137 --> 00:36:28,801
Your granddaddy was a stuntman
so I became a stuntman, because I
had to prove to him that I could do it.
465
00:36:28,875 --> 00:36:31,503
And I did.
466
00:36:31,578 --> 00:36:36,447
I don't know. I guess...
I guess provin' things
is in the old Stone blood, huh?
467
00:36:40,487 --> 00:36:44,514
Like Chris proving
he has to do that fire stunt.
468
00:36:47,861 --> 00:36:50,091
Come on. I don't care. Just wire it...
469
00:36:50,163 --> 00:36:54,065
Rick, here's your coffee.
I don't have time to do
anything like that.
470
00:36:54,134 --> 00:36:57,297
Ugh! Yo, uh, Hoss.
471
00:36:57,370 --> 00:36:59,361
Come here.
Yes, sir?
472
00:36:59,439 --> 00:37:02,840
I tell you three lumps of sugar?
Three. I mean, you get that, right?
Oh, I'm sorry. Yeah.
473
00:37:02,909 --> 00:37:05,969
I mean, you understand that?
Good. Then do it. Okay?
Yeah, I understand.
474
00:37:06,046 --> 00:37:10,346
All right. You got it.
Geez, who do I gotta sleep with to get
a decent cup of coffee around here?
475
00:37:10,417 --> 00:37:13,443
Chris, babe! You made it.
476
00:37:13,520 --> 00:37:17,354
And, uh, you brought us
a cheerleader, huh?
Uh, no. This is Shannon.
477
00:37:17,424 --> 00:37:19,585
Hey, nice to meet you,
sweet-face.
478
00:37:19,659 --> 00:37:23,595
Now, listen, we're gonna be up
for you in about 10 minutes, man.
Hit wardrobe. Hang tight. Let's go.
479
00:37:23,663 --> 00:37:26,393
You, come on. Let's go.
All right. Let's... Everybody, let's go!
480
00:37:26,466 --> 00:37:30,334
Time is money! I have to say it again?
All right. Come on. This is a difficult stunt.
481
00:37:30,403 --> 00:37:33,099
Chris, are you sure
you want to do this?
482
00:37:33,173 --> 00:37:35,471
What do you mean?
I don't know.
483
00:37:35,542 --> 00:37:38,705
I mean, shouldn't your father be here
to check this out or something?
484
00:37:38,778 --> 00:37:40,905
Look, I already
checked it out, okay?
485
00:37:40,980 --> 00:37:42,971
What about your brother?
486
00:37:43,049 --> 00:37:45,677
He told me to do
whatever I wanted to do.
487
00:37:45,752 --> 00:37:47,743
So I am, all right?
488
00:37:55,295 --> 00:37:57,456
Come on. Take me up!
489
00:37:57,530 --> 00:37:59,760
Let's go. Be careful.
490
00:37:59,833 --> 00:38:03,860
Okay. Uh, what's his...
What's his name? Chris!
491
00:38:03,937 --> 00:38:08,374
Chris, look, as you run there'll be
some more squib hits on the wall.
492
00:38:08,441 --> 00:38:12,241
Okay, as you run across
there'll be a flash-pot blows up,
493
00:38:12,312 --> 00:38:15,338
forcing you over to here,
which is where you hit the mini-tramp.
494
00:38:15,415 --> 00:38:18,009
And that's where the big explosion
takes place, okay?
495
00:38:18,084 --> 00:38:20,780
You fly over the ledge;
you crash down on the boxes.
496
00:38:20,854 --> 00:38:23,322
You got it? Huh?
497
00:38:23,389 --> 00:38:26,517
Good. All right. Come on.
Take me down.
498
00:38:26,593 --> 00:38:29,323
Come on. I hate this thing.
Let's go, let's go, people!
499
00:38:29,395 --> 00:38:33,354
We're an hour behind. Come on!
Rick, Rick, shouldn't we,
uh, get a rehearsal first?
500
00:38:33,433 --> 00:38:36,596
Ah, hell with it.
We'll shoot the rehearsal, all right?
We are ready!
501
00:38:36,669 --> 00:38:40,002
Come on! I said, we're gonna
shoot the rehearsal! Let's go!
We're gonna shoot the rehearsal!
502
00:38:40,073 --> 00:38:42,234
Come on.
Can I get off of this thing?
Yeah.
503
00:38:44,110 --> 00:38:46,635
All right. Come on. Positions! Let's go!
504
00:38:46,713 --> 00:38:51,047
- Okay, come on, come on, come on. Stand by
to roll cameras. Ready, special effects.
- Stand by to roll!
505
00:38:51,117 --> 00:38:53,915
- Ready, Chris, babe?
- Yes, sir.
506
00:38:53,987 --> 00:38:56,421
Background, stand by! Quiet on the set!
507
00:38:56,489 --> 00:38:59,890
- Roll cameras.
- "A" camera rolling.
508
00:39:07,133 --> 00:39:09,101
And... action!
509
00:39:10,170 --> 00:39:12,934
Hey, Chad!
510
00:39:19,412 --> 00:39:22,677
What happened?
511
00:39:24,684 --> 00:39:28,245
- Chris!
- Go! Get out, get out! Move it!
512
00:39:28,320 --> 00:39:29,787
Come on!
Aah!
513
00:39:29,855 --> 00:39:32,847
Chris! Chris!
514
00:39:32,925 --> 00:39:36,691
Chris! Chris is in there!
Dad, get back!
515
00:39:36,762 --> 00:39:38,753
I gotta get him out!
I know.
516
00:39:38,831 --> 00:39:41,061
Let go of me!
Dad, I'll find him.
517
00:39:41,133 --> 00:39:45,092
Come on, guys. Take him out.
Don't! Let me go!
518
00:39:45,171 --> 00:39:47,401
Let me go!
519
00:39:48,574 --> 00:39:51,975
Sam, I found Chris!
You can't get through this way!
Go around!
520
00:39:56,182 --> 00:40:00,312
I can't see.
I can't see anything.
521
00:40:00,386 --> 00:40:04,152
- I'm over here. Follow my voice.
- Keep talkin'.
522
00:40:04,223 --> 00:40:07,818
I'm right here.
Keep comin'straight.
523
00:40:07,893 --> 00:40:10,919
I can't see you.
I'm right over here.
524
00:40:16,435 --> 00:40:18,426
Al.
525
00:40:19,472 --> 00:40:22,635
Get outta the way! Get out of the way!
526
00:40:24,810 --> 00:40:27,506
His leg is pinned. Hurry up, Sam!
527
00:40:30,850 --> 00:40:33,580
Hurry, Sam. Come on!
You gotta hurry up!
528
00:40:39,158 --> 00:40:42,355
You got him.
Now, pull him outta there!
529
00:40:45,030 --> 00:40:49,296
Come on, Sam.
Al! Lead us outta here.
We're dyin' in here!
530
00:40:49,368 --> 00:40:52,394
This way, Sam! This way!
531
00:40:52,471 --> 00:40:55,872
Come on! You can do it!
We're comin'.
532
00:41:16,762 --> 00:41:19,890
Thank God you showed up.
I can't believe it. I want you to... Oh!
533
00:41:19,965 --> 00:41:22,525
What the hell was that for?
534
00:41:26,272 --> 00:41:28,502
Check his leg.
535
00:41:29,708 --> 00:41:32,506
I think it's broken.
536
00:41:39,118 --> 00:41:41,245
Looks like I got my stunt card,
huh, Dad?
537
00:41:51,864 --> 00:41:54,355
Oh, look!
538
00:41:54,433 --> 00:41:59,336
You were exposed to all that heat,
but your mood ring's bright blue.
539
00:41:59,405 --> 00:42:01,566
You know what that means?
540
00:42:02,775 --> 00:42:05,107
I guess I'm in a good mood.
541
00:42:05,177 --> 00:42:09,614
- Get it! Get it! Ohh!
- Get it in to the... Get it, get it! Ohh!
542
00:42:09,682 --> 00:42:12,947
Come on. You gotta get
those offensive boards.
543
00:42:13,018 --> 00:42:15,782
Great defensive move there. 102-79.
Just listen to the hand that they're getting.
544
00:42:15,855 --> 00:42:19,120
Doesn't look good.
Does not look good, Dad.
545
00:42:19,191 --> 00:42:21,523
My pocket's gettin' full already.
Another beer?
You bet.
546
00:42:21,594 --> 00:42:24,757
Great defensive play.
547
00:42:24,830 --> 00:42:29,563
Did you see that? He missed another
one! Why do they keep passin'it to this guy?
Another one.
548
00:42:29,635 --> 00:42:31,796
Come on! Get it in the key!
Come on!
549
00:42:31,871 --> 00:42:33,964
He starts to drive, plays it off to Gibbons,
and he scores!
550
00:42:35,474 --> 00:42:38,272
Oh! Al.
551
00:42:38,344 --> 00:42:40,972
Hi, Sam. How's it goin', pal?
552
00:42:41,046 --> 00:42:44,038
You tell me.
Why haven't I leaped?
Get it!
553
00:42:44,116 --> 00:42:47,574
- Well, Ziggy's workin' on that.
- What's your rush?
554
00:42:47,653 --> 00:42:50,713
Things seem to be lookin' up here.
555
00:42:50,789 --> 00:42:53,257
Come on, come on!
Oh, I-I don't know.
556
00:42:53,325 --> 00:42:56,886
I just, um... just feel
a little homesick, that's all.
557
00:42:56,962 --> 00:42:59,829
You know, sometimes I can't
help but think about...
558
00:42:59,899 --> 00:43:03,335
Well, you know I hope that
maybe I'll leap all the way back.
559
00:43:05,004 --> 00:43:07,063
Uh, forward, you mean.
560
00:43:07,139 --> 00:43:09,573
Yeah, well,
I don't even remember...
561
00:43:09,642 --> 00:43:13,408
where I lived, or, you know,
who my friends were
or if I had a dog or...
562
00:43:13,479 --> 00:43:15,640
No. You don't have a dog.
563
00:43:18,550 --> 00:43:21,576
Well, you know, just sometimes
you kind of feel alone, that's all.
564
00:43:21,654 --> 00:43:23,986
What do you mean, you're alone?
565
00:43:24,056 --> 00:43:28,152
I mean, it's not much,
but you got me.
566
00:43:30,162 --> 00:43:32,153
Uh, Sam...
567
00:43:33,165 --> 00:43:36,100
Sam, uh, I...
I shouldn't do this, but...
568
00:43:36,168 --> 00:43:38,136
here.
569
00:43:43,242 --> 00:43:45,608
It's Tom and me.
570
00:43:51,050 --> 00:43:53,109
Oh. I'm sorry, uh...
571
00:43:57,089 --> 00:43:59,717
I promise I'll save this for you.
572
00:44:02,161 --> 00:44:04,152
Thanks, Al.
573
00:44:06,598 --> 00:44:09,226
Come on.
Don't you want to watch the game?
574
00:44:16,809 --> 00:44:19,471
Jump shot!
575
00:44:21,880 --> 00:44:23,871
- What happened?
- It's over.
576
00:44:23,949 --> 00:44:26,918
This thing is drivin' me nuts.
You'll get it off soon enough.
577
00:44:28,988 --> 00:44:31,013
And then what?
578
00:44:31,090 --> 00:44:34,526
He's got his card.
He'll come to work for us.
579
00:44:34,593 --> 00:44:36,891
What about his music?
580
00:44:36,962 --> 00:44:40,056
He's real good, Mr. Stone.
Real good.
581
00:44:42,101 --> 00:44:45,036
Well, yeah, I guess he's okay
for a stuntman.
582
00:44:45,104 --> 00:44:50,007
Uh! Look, no offense, Chris, but...
583
00:44:50,075 --> 00:44:54,944
- he shouldn't be a stuntman any more than...
- We now switch
to a live broadcast of the president...
584
00:44:55,014 --> 00:44:59,610
Heh! Gerald Ford.
Look, Chris's future is in his music.
585
00:44:59,685 --> 00:45:03,212
- Now you know the future.
- Sam.
586
00:45:03,288 --> 00:45:06,018
I... Sam, I remember this.
587
00:45:06,091 --> 00:45:10,255
- He trips at the bottom of the stairs.
- In good spirits after their flight,
588
00:45:10,329 --> 00:45:13,389
waving to the crowd
of some 600 spectators.
Uh, yeah.
589
00:45:13,465 --> 00:45:16,127
Dad, I do know the future.
590
00:45:16,201 --> 00:45:19,762
- Ford's gonna trip down those stairs.
- No, no. Not again.
591
00:45:19,838 --> 00:45:25,401
- No way you know what he's gonna do.
This is live.
- I'll bet you Chris's future I do.
592
00:45:25,477 --> 00:45:28,537
- What?
- That's brilliant, Sam, brilliant.
593
00:45:28,614 --> 00:45:34,280
I say that Ford's gonna trip down these stairs.
And if I'm right, you get behind Chris
becoming a musician.
594
00:45:36,188 --> 00:45:39,157
- And if you're wrong?
- I get behind him becoming a stuntman.
595
00:45:39,224 --> 00:45:43,456
- Wait a minute. This is my future we're...
- Relax. Trust me. I know what I'm doin'.
596
00:45:44,563 --> 00:45:47,464
You're on, bud.
597
00:45:51,869 --> 00:45:54,538
You sure this is where he trips?
598
00:45:55,605 --> 00:45:57,202
Ehh, pretty sure.
599
00:45:57,375 --> 00:46:00,106
Thank you, Linda. You think we should
include this unofficial information?
600
00:46:00,279 --> 00:46:02,941
- Well... Oh, just a minute.
They're coming down the stairs now...
601
00:46:03,015 --> 00:46:05,245
to great applause
from the spectators, and...
602
00:46:05,317 --> 00:46:08,013
Oop!
603
00:46:09,421 --> 00:46:12,254
What a memory, huh?
What a memory!
604
00:46:12,324 --> 00:46:17,694
- It looks like he'll be okay.
- Uh, Linda, do you have visual of the president at this time?
605
00:46:38,283 --> 00:46:42,310
Oh, my God. I'm Popeye!
606
00:46:53,799 --> 00:46:58,759
Summer nights
fallin' around my shoulder
607
00:47:00,439 --> 00:47:06,071
The desert wind
blowin' across my mind
608
00:47:07,846 --> 00:47:13,216
Hold me tight out on the borderline
609
00:47:14,219 --> 00:47:17,746
It's a long way there
down a one-way trail
610
00:47:17,823 --> 00:47:21,657
To the love that I left behind
611
00:47:22,661 --> 00:47:26,688
Out of sight
Can't see past you and me
612
00:47:26,765 --> 00:47:29,165
I'm haunted like a wanted man
613
00:47:29,234 --> 00:47:33,671
Out of time
Too late, my mistake
614
00:47:33,739 --> 00:47:36,708
But you gotta understand
615
00:47:36,775 --> 00:47:41,474
I've been dealin' with the pain
of lovin' you the best I can
616
00:47:43,549 --> 00:47:48,714
And I'm just another stranger
lookin' for the promised land