1 00:00:38,819 --> 00:00:41,845 You know what I would love to do? 2 00:00:44,825 --> 00:00:50,457 I would love to... fix that flat for you, but I can't. I mean... 3 00:00:50,531 --> 00:00:53,762 It's your only tux, and you're late for your wedding. 4 00:00:53,834 --> 00:00:56,860 How could I be late? We've just met. 5 00:01:00,808 --> 00:01:03,333 I'm a lot friendlier than he is. 6 00:01:06,480 --> 00:01:08,505 That's what I'm afraid of. 7 00:01:12,620 --> 00:01:14,110 Wow! 8 00:01:14,188 --> 00:01:16,383 Kick in the butt, ain't it? 9 00:01:16,457 --> 00:01:18,448 I never felt anything like it. 10 00:01:19,460 --> 00:01:21,360 Ooh, who makes this? 11 00:01:22,463 --> 00:01:26,297 Oh, this? This is an experimental model. 12 00:01:28,302 --> 00:01:30,293 Look at that. 13 00:01:34,708 --> 00:01:39,008 - Oh, that's, uh, sheet lightning. - I never saw lightning like that before. 14 00:01:39,079 --> 00:01:41,479 And there are no clouds. I can see the stars. 15 00:01:43,884 --> 00:01:46,910 You know, that's about where they set off the first atomic bomb. 16 00:01:46,987 --> 00:01:50,582 No kidding. 17 00:01:50,658 --> 00:01:53,991 And some people say there's still a top secret project out there. 18 00:01:54,061 --> 00:01:57,224 Something to do with the deep space probe or a... 19 00:01:57,298 --> 00:02:00,165 - Control! - What's happening, Gooshie? 20 00:02:00,234 --> 00:02:04,534 He's leaping. Ziggy said no, but Sam's leaping. 21 00:02:04,605 --> 00:02:08,234 - He can't leap. We're not ready. - Tell Sam that! 22 00:02:08,309 --> 00:02:12,712 - Put him on! - I can't. He's in the accelerator. 23 00:02:21,822 --> 00:02:25,087 Al-Al, what do I do? 24 00:02:25,159 --> 00:02:27,389 Nothing. Any interference could kill him. 25 00:02:27,461 --> 00:02:29,452 I'll be there in two minutes. 26 00:02:29,530 --> 00:02:32,124 Hang on, beautiful. 27 00:04:13,334 --> 00:04:15,359 We did it. 28 00:04:15,436 --> 00:04:18,564 Did what? 29 00:04:20,040 --> 00:04:23,168 I can't remember. 30 00:04:23,243 --> 00:04:25,837 I can't remember anything. 31 00:04:25,913 --> 00:04:28,177 Who am I? 32 00:04:29,183 --> 00:04:31,174 Where am I? 33 00:04:36,123 --> 00:04:39,718 I'll put the coffee on, Tom. 34 00:04:39,793 --> 00:04:42,728 Oh, boy. 35 00:04:42,796 --> 00:04:44,787 I'm in big trouble here. 36 00:04:44,865 --> 00:04:47,561 I don't even remember going to bed with this woman, whoever she is. 37 00:04:47,634 --> 00:04:51,536 And whoever she is, she's certainly... pregnant. 38 00:04:53,140 --> 00:04:55,074 Very pregnant. 39 00:04:55,142 --> 00:04:57,133 Good morning. 40 00:05:03,517 --> 00:05:07,112 What will I be you okay? 41 00:05:07,187 --> 00:05:10,088 The secretary of state appeared to be acting as a go-between... 42 00:05:10,157 --> 00:05:13,524 at the United Nations in an effort to cool down the heightened tensions between... 43 00:05:13,594 --> 00:05:16,154 Tom, better hurry up. 44 00:05:16,230 --> 00:05:19,097 Bird Dog's gonna be here to pick you up in about 10 minutes. 45 00:05:19,166 --> 00:05:21,464 Oh, honey, the P.X. was out of your shaving cream, 46 00:05:21,535 --> 00:05:23,867 so I got you some of that stuff, uh... 47 00:05:23,937 --> 00:05:27,373 What do you call it? The one with the cute little signs on the highway. 48 00:05:29,443 --> 00:05:31,741 "Burma Shave?" Oh, that's it. 49 00:05:31,812 --> 00:05:35,077 Burma Shave. I love those little signs. 50 00:05:36,150 --> 00:05:40,052 What's taking you so long? You gotta hurry up. Come on. 51 00:05:40,120 --> 00:05:42,111 Get in there. 52 00:05:46,226 --> 00:05:49,457 Oh, Tom. Sometimes... 53 00:05:53,367 --> 00:05:55,528 It's a dream. 54 00:05:55,602 --> 00:05:58,298 That's it. I'm dreaming. 55 00:05:58,372 --> 00:06:01,307 All I have to do is flow with it, and I'll wake up. 56 00:06:02,876 --> 00:06:04,810 Shave. 57 00:06:04,878 --> 00:06:07,779 The sooner you shave, the sooner you'll wake up. 58 00:06:11,318 --> 00:06:13,309 Oh, God. 59 00:06:14,321 --> 00:06:16,846 It smells real. 60 00:06:16,924 --> 00:06:19,392 It feels real. 61 00:06:19,460 --> 00:06:21,621 What the hell is happening? 62 00:06:33,073 --> 00:06:35,667 Tom? 63 00:06:35,742 --> 00:06:39,371 Honey, what's wrong? Who do you see in the mirror? 64 00:06:39,446 --> 00:06:42,609 Oh, Tom, would you cut it out? You nearly scared me into delivering. 65 00:06:42,683 --> 00:06:44,844 Who do you see in the mirror? You. 66 00:06:47,454 --> 00:06:49,615 - Me? - And me. 67 00:06:49,690 --> 00:06:51,453 Oh. 68 00:06:51,525 --> 00:06:53,652 Oh, I look awful. 69 00:06:53,727 --> 00:06:56,525 Most women bloom when they get pregnant. I shrivel. 70 00:06:56,597 --> 00:06:58,531 Tom, I look like a prune. 71 00:06:58,599 --> 00:07:01,227 My name's not Tom. 72 00:07:01,301 --> 00:07:03,599 Honey, you're supposed to say, "Peg, I love prunes." 73 00:07:03,670 --> 00:07:07,970 - What do you mean your name's not Tom? - Daddy, Captain Birdell's on the phone. 74 00:07:10,611 --> 00:07:14,980 - I'm a daddy. - Tom, are you sick? 75 00:07:16,049 --> 00:07:18,916 Oh, honey, you're not gonna fly if you're sick, are you? 76 00:07:22,656 --> 00:07:24,647 Fly? 77 00:07:25,926 --> 00:07:29,589 Mikey, tell Captain Birdell that Daddy will call him as soon as he gets out of the shower. 78 00:07:29,663 --> 00:07:33,565 Roger. And get his number. You know him. He never sleeps at the B.O.Q 79 00:07:35,035 --> 00:07:37,560 555-2231. 80 00:07:37,638 --> 00:07:40,232 Daddy's in the shower. What's your number? 81 00:07:49,049 --> 00:07:52,177 5-5-5 82 00:07:55,322 --> 00:07:58,086 Tom, what are you up to? I'm calling my office. 83 00:07:58,158 --> 00:08:01,924 - But that's Block field 8-4-7. - What the hell's wrong with the phone? 84 00:08:01,995 --> 00:08:04,361 You're dialing too many numbers. 85 00:08:04,431 --> 00:08:07,628 Too many? Maybe not enough. What's the area code? 86 00:08:07,701 --> 00:08:11,762 Area code? You never tell us codes, Dad. That's secret stuff. 87 00:08:11,838 --> 00:08:13,863 Secret? What the hell is secret about an area code? 88 00:08:13,941 --> 00:08:17,809 If you're testing one of your gags on us, I don't have time for it and neither do you. 89 00:08:17,878 --> 00:08:20,278 That's the morning report on KHOl. 90 00:08:20,347 --> 00:08:22,577 Stay tuned for all the denizens of Doodyville... 91 00:08:22,649 --> 00:08:25,413 with Buffalo Bob and Howdy Doody. 92 00:08:26,553 --> 00:08:29,784 Well, Howdy Doody, kids. 93 00:08:29,856 --> 00:08:33,417 - And howdy, Buffalo Bob. - Howdy there, Mr. Doody. 94 00:08:33,493 --> 00:08:37,395 Boys and girls at home and all our kids here in the gallery, let's go! 95 00:08:37,464 --> 00:08:43,470 It's Howdy Doody time 96 00:08:45,239 --> 00:08:47,969 Bob Smith and Howdy too 97 00:08:48,041 --> 00:08:51,101 Wave howdy-do to you 98 00:09:15,035 --> 00:09:16,969 Okay. 99 00:09:17,037 --> 00:09:18,971 It's not a dream. 100 00:09:19,039 --> 00:09:21,200 It's a nightmare. 101 00:09:21,275 --> 00:09:23,800 And if it's a nightmare, sooner or later, 102 00:09:24,811 --> 00:09:27,143 there's gonna be a bogeyman. 103 00:09:29,983 --> 00:09:34,443 Until the bogeyman showed up, I decided to ride out the dream. 104 00:09:34,521 --> 00:09:36,921 Not that I had a choice. 105 00:09:36,990 --> 00:09:39,220 Everyone seemed to think it was 1956, 106 00:09:39,293 --> 00:09:41,471 and that I was an air force captain named Tom Stratton... 107 00:09:41,495 --> 00:09:45,556 with a wife called Peg and one and two-thirds children. 108 00:09:45,632 --> 00:09:48,192 Evidently, my best friend was the officer behind the wheel, 109 00:09:48,268 --> 00:09:51,203 a Captain Birdell, who everyone simply called Bird Dog. 110 00:09:52,339 --> 00:09:54,637 It didn't take long to find out why. 111 00:09:56,076 --> 00:09:58,636 Hey. Hey-hey-hey, hoo-hoo. 112 00:09:58,712 --> 00:10:01,806 Look at this. 113 00:10:08,255 --> 00:10:10,985 Oh, my. And I don't see a wedding ring. 114 00:10:13,193 --> 00:10:15,661 Good morning, sweet pea. How are you? 115 00:10:16,997 --> 00:10:19,158 Allow me to introduce myself. 116 00:10:19,232 --> 00:10:21,826 I'm Captain Bill Birdell and... 117 00:10:21,902 --> 00:10:24,871 well, my facially wounded friend here is Captain Tom Stratton. 118 00:10:26,406 --> 00:10:29,000 You might've heard of us. We're the only two pilots... 119 00:10:29,076 --> 00:10:32,068 in the entire United States Air Force brave enough to fly the X-2. 120 00:10:32,145 --> 00:10:34,272 Oh? 121 00:10:34,348 --> 00:10:38,444 What about Tony LaMott? Oh, Lord. 122 00:10:38,518 --> 00:10:41,009 Don't tell me you've been led astray by that junior birdman. 123 00:10:41,088 --> 00:10:43,921 Captain LaMott might have a complicated wristwatch, 124 00:10:43,990 --> 00:10:48,393 but he ain't anywhere close to being otherwise test pilot equipped. 125 00:10:48,462 --> 00:10:50,396 This being Friday, I assume you're... 126 00:10:50,464 --> 00:10:52,398 staying at the ranch as his weekend guest? 127 00:10:52,466 --> 00:10:56,732 Well, I'm staying at the ranch. Then I'll anticipate a dance tonight. 128 00:10:56,803 --> 00:11:01,069 And the sonic booms you hear today will be dedicated to you. 129 00:11:24,631 --> 00:11:28,158 "Only two guys brave enough to fly the X-2." 130 00:11:28,235 --> 00:11:30,863 You gotta impress the ladies, pard, if you wanna score. 131 00:11:30,937 --> 00:11:33,303 Besides that, it's true. 132 00:11:33,373 --> 00:11:35,568 What if I told you I couldn't fly? 133 00:11:35,642 --> 00:11:38,770 You sick? No, I just... 134 00:11:38,845 --> 00:11:43,043 When I woke up this morning, couldn't remember how to fly. 135 00:11:44,885 --> 00:11:48,048 I like it. It's so crazy, I like it. 136 00:11:48,121 --> 00:11:50,612 Who you gonna pull it on? It's not a joke. 137 00:11:50,690 --> 00:11:53,887 You sound like you mean it. I do. 138 00:11:53,960 --> 00:11:58,397 Damn, Tom, that's what makes you the best, that sincere look. 139 00:11:58,465 --> 00:12:02,834 Hell, if I could lie with a straight face like you, my bird-dogging rate would double. 140 00:12:02,903 --> 00:12:06,566 Hey, what say we pull it on Weird Ernie. 141 00:12:08,108 --> 00:12:11,475 Weird Ernie? Yeah, we'll tell him that flying faster than Mach 2... 142 00:12:11,545 --> 00:12:13,513 is affecting our minds. 143 00:12:13,580 --> 00:12:15,514 Affecting your minds how? 144 00:12:15,582 --> 00:12:18,073 It seems the faster I fly, the less I remember about it. 145 00:12:18,151 --> 00:12:22,713 I've experienced that. And I'm starting to forget things, like my wife's birthday. 146 00:12:22,789 --> 00:12:26,190 I never forgot Lucy's birthday until I flew at Mach 2.5. 147 00:12:26,259 --> 00:12:28,887 Last time I busted Mach 2, I forgot where I parked my car. 148 00:12:28,962 --> 00:12:30,953 That's fascinating. 149 00:12:31,031 --> 00:12:34,125 Dr. Berger, could you design a test to quantify these apparent memory losses? 150 00:12:35,202 --> 00:12:40,367 - I should be able to come up with something. - Good. Good. 151 00:12:40,440 --> 00:12:43,238 This is a most interesting development. Thank you, gentlemen. 152 00:12:43,310 --> 00:12:46,456 Before we mount up, there's one more thing. We believe the fire warning light... 153 00:12:46,480 --> 00:12:49,560 Captain Birdell encountered at Mach 2.6 was a result of inadequate insulation. 154 00:12:49,616 --> 00:12:52,710 We've rewired the system, and we expect no further problems. 155 00:12:52,786 --> 00:12:55,414 What's all this "we" stuff? You gonna be up there with me? 156 00:12:55,489 --> 00:12:58,652 I wish I could, Captain LaMott. I truly wish I could. 157 00:12:58,725 --> 00:13:02,991 But as you know, my war wounds physically disqualify me. 158 00:13:03,063 --> 00:13:06,521 If you should experience a red light around Mach 2.6, 159 00:13:06,600 --> 00:13:09,501 shut down until the chase plane can catch up and check you over... 160 00:13:09,569 --> 00:13:11,537 for visible signs of fire. 161 00:13:11,605 --> 00:13:13,596 A fella could be barbecued doing that. 162 00:13:13,673 --> 00:13:16,233 You get a fire warning light, Tony, I recommend you punch out. 163 00:13:16,309 --> 00:13:20,678 - You didn't eject. - Yeah, but I'm a damn hero. 164 00:13:20,747 --> 00:13:23,011 You know, I like that guy. 165 00:13:23,083 --> 00:13:25,608 He kind of reminds me of me back in the old days. 166 00:13:25,685 --> 00:13:29,212 All right, all right. If there are no further questions, gentlemen, let's mount up. 167 00:13:35,762 --> 00:13:38,128 Well, he swallowed that hook, line and slide rule. 168 00:13:41,334 --> 00:13:43,734 Now, ain't this a kick in the butt? 169 00:13:56,249 --> 00:14:01,785 Chase One, hold on niner east. 170 00:14:07,394 --> 00:14:09,328 Mother Hen, you are cleared to roll. 171 00:14:09,396 --> 00:14:11,990 The pattern is yours. Good luck. 172 00:14:16,236 --> 00:14:18,636 You're my best friends. I need your honest opinion here. 173 00:14:18,705 --> 00:14:21,640 Uh-oh. Which thigh has less stretch marks? 174 00:14:21,708 --> 00:14:24,506 Oh, Lord. My right one. Okay? 175 00:14:24,578 --> 00:14:27,775 Or my left? Gosh, Peg. 176 00:14:27,847 --> 00:14:30,281 You know, I think this one has less. My right? 177 00:14:30,350 --> 00:14:32,443 They're not as wide either. Really? 178 00:14:32,519 --> 00:14:34,350 This is the one I'm using my cactus cream on. 179 00:14:34,421 --> 00:14:35,752 No! Yes! 180 00:15:03,416 --> 00:15:07,216 I gotta stop drinking so much coffee. It's making me jumpy. 181 00:15:07,287 --> 00:15:09,812 Yeah. 182 00:15:15,895 --> 00:15:18,864 Given enough time, you can get used to anything, 183 00:15:18,932 --> 00:15:21,662 even a nightmare. 184 00:15:22,969 --> 00:15:26,598 All you have to do is relax and... 185 00:15:26,673 --> 00:15:28,664 trust those around you. 186 00:15:32,545 --> 00:15:34,479 When did you get into the import business? 187 00:15:34,547 --> 00:15:37,015 What are you talking about? That long-legged honey... 188 00:15:37,083 --> 00:15:39,176 staying at the ranch this weekend. 189 00:15:39,252 --> 00:15:41,584 What's he do, Tom, smell 'em out? 190 00:15:41,655 --> 00:15:43,850 It's a natural gift, son. It's a natural gift. 191 00:15:43,923 --> 00:15:45,857 Sort of like a bird dog flushing quail. 192 00:15:45,925 --> 00:15:48,393 Yeah, yeah. Well, I gotta mount up. 193 00:16:01,541 --> 00:16:04,510 You know, I'm actually beginning to enjoy this. 194 00:16:04,577 --> 00:16:09,674 I mean, here I am, a daring air force test pilot who doesn't have to fly. 195 00:16:09,749 --> 00:16:11,717 Well, she's all yours, pard. 196 00:16:13,186 --> 00:16:16,121 Take her up to 25 while I answer Mother Nature. 197 00:16:44,984 --> 00:16:48,476 Mother Hen heading 2-5-0-2-6-0... 198 00:16:48,555 --> 00:16:51,080 at 12,000 and dropping. 199 00:16:51,157 --> 00:16:54,752 Mother Hen, Edwards. Radar indicates you are in a 40-degree-per-minute turn to the right. 200 00:16:54,828 --> 00:16:57,228 Are you experiencing a problem? Over. 201 00:17:01,501 --> 00:17:07,462 Whoa-ooo-ooo! 202 00:17:09,042 --> 00:17:12,102 - What's wrong? - I can't fly. 203 00:17:12,178 --> 00:17:16,171 Bird Dog, Tom, can you read me? Over. 204 00:17:22,322 --> 00:17:24,449 Mother Hen, Edwards. Do you have a problem? Over. 205 00:17:25,525 --> 00:17:27,493 Uh, Edwards, this is Mother Hen. 206 00:17:27,560 --> 00:17:29,494 We must've had a bubble in the hydraulic system, 207 00:17:29,562 --> 00:17:32,531 'cause for a while, this bird was flying like a Mack truck. 208 00:17:32,599 --> 00:17:34,590 Whatever it was, we must have burped it out. 209 00:17:34,667 --> 00:17:37,932 We are continuing our climb up to 25,000. 210 00:17:39,572 --> 00:17:43,201 You save it for Weird Ernie, pard. You ain't never gonna sucker me. 211 00:17:46,546 --> 00:17:48,537 Just don't ask me to fly. 212 00:18:21,581 --> 00:18:24,914 Edwards, Mother Hen. Level at 25,000. 213 00:18:24,984 --> 00:18:27,248 Roger, Mother Hen. You are clear to drop. 214 00:18:29,589 --> 00:18:31,580 Good luck. 215 00:18:42,502 --> 00:18:45,369 Hey, Tony, I'm tired of hauling your butt around. 216 00:18:45,438 --> 00:18:49,670 I'm gonna cut you loose and see which of us gets back to that blonde first. 217 00:18:57,250 --> 00:19:00,686 Is everybody back there okay where they're at? 218 00:19:03,156 --> 00:19:05,522 Yeah, looks fine to me. 219 00:19:06,826 --> 00:19:11,729 All right. 240 indicated. Here we go, ladies. 220 00:19:12,966 --> 00:19:16,595 Drop in ten, nine, eight, 221 00:19:16,669 --> 00:19:19,103 seven, six, 222 00:19:19,172 --> 00:19:21,072 five, four, 223 00:19:22,141 --> 00:19:24,109 three, two, 224 00:19:24,177 --> 00:19:25,872 one. 225 00:19:25,945 --> 00:19:27,572 Bombs away. 226 00:19:52,405 --> 00:19:54,839 Ride her, cowboy. 227 00:20:05,184 --> 00:20:09,018 Mach 1.3 and accelerating. 228 00:20:10,023 --> 00:20:11,684 Nosing over. 229 00:20:13,893 --> 00:20:17,420 One-nine. Mach 2. 230 00:20:18,665 --> 00:20:21,463 All right. She's leveling off. 231 00:20:21,534 --> 00:20:24,469 65,000. 232 00:20:24,537 --> 00:20:26,698 Sixty-six. 233 00:20:26,773 --> 00:20:29,936 Level at 71,000. 234 00:20:30,009 --> 00:20:32,705 Mach 2.4. 235 00:20:34,547 --> 00:20:36,538 On profile. 236 00:20:38,885 --> 00:20:42,651 All right. Starting my run. Firing rocket three. 237 00:20:42,722 --> 00:20:45,953 Mach 2.5. 238 00:20:46,960 --> 00:20:48,860 Two-six. 239 00:20:52,799 --> 00:20:56,792 Outside skin temperature. 683. 240 00:20:56,869 --> 00:20:58,996 Ain't no fire warning light. 241 00:20:59,072 --> 00:21:01,666 I guess we beat that gremlin. 242 00:21:03,309 --> 00:21:05,243 Mach 2.7. 243 00:21:06,379 --> 00:21:10,247 Two-eight. 244 00:21:14,287 --> 00:21:17,381 Skin temperature. 800. 245 00:21:19,892 --> 00:21:22,019 Fire warning light. 246 00:21:23,062 --> 00:21:25,690 Rockets off. 247 00:21:32,171 --> 00:21:34,696 Everything looks okay. Mach 2.4. 248 00:21:34,774 --> 00:21:36,435 2.3. 249 00:21:37,443 --> 00:21:39,741 Nah, I think it's another false alarm. 250 00:21:39,812 --> 00:21:44,010 - Hey, where are you, Dougie? - Five miles behind you at 30,000. 251 00:21:44,083 --> 00:21:46,745 Roger. Coming back to you for a look-see. 252 00:21:47,587 --> 00:21:50,681 Don't turn above Mach 2. Don't turn above Mach 2. 253 00:21:50,757 --> 00:21:52,918 Oh, I lost her! 254 00:22:33,132 --> 00:22:35,123 Did you see it? 255 00:22:37,804 --> 00:22:39,795 There. 256 00:22:41,974 --> 00:22:43,965 Oh, God. 257 00:23:21,547 --> 00:23:24,209 Well, the X-2 didn't get him, but she's sure gonna auger him in. 258 00:23:24,283 --> 00:23:29,949 - You think so? - Yeah, he's got that, uh, that sick calf look. 259 00:23:30,022 --> 00:23:33,253 Here we go, gang. Bird Dog's about to pounce. 260 00:23:33,326 --> 00:23:35,658 Shoot, he's the only pilot left in the B.O.Q 261 00:23:35,728 --> 00:23:38,196 Be awful lonesome in there without him. 262 00:23:38,264 --> 00:23:41,097 How would you know? You never sleep in the B.O.Q 263 00:24:11,430 --> 00:24:15,298 As nightmares go, this one is definitely taking a turn for the better. 264 00:24:16,302 --> 00:24:21,296 Even at six months, I found Peg... stunningly beautiful. 265 00:24:21,374 --> 00:24:23,638 Although, I doubt she'd believe it. 266 00:24:23,709 --> 00:24:27,736 It could be that pregnant women hold some strange attraction for me, but... 267 00:24:27,813 --> 00:24:30,008 I think it's Peg. 268 00:24:30,082 --> 00:24:33,108 Whatever it is, the chemistry is definitely working and, 269 00:24:33,186 --> 00:24:35,347 well, I'll just have to keep telling myself... 270 00:24:35,421 --> 00:24:37,685 I'm not really her husband, Tom. 271 00:24:41,627 --> 00:24:43,618 Would you like to dance? 272 00:24:43,696 --> 00:24:45,254 What? Dance. 273 00:24:46,832 --> 00:24:49,858 With this stomach? I can reach around it. 274 00:25:30,509 --> 00:25:33,637 Well, I wanna know who you've been dancing with, mister. 275 00:25:33,713 --> 00:25:36,705 What? Tom, you may be the best pilot in the air force, 276 00:25:36,782 --> 00:25:40,980 but you were born with two left feet... until tonight. 277 00:25:41,053 --> 00:25:44,853 Maybe I just needed a well-rounded partner. 278 00:25:55,868 --> 00:25:57,859 Peg? Hmm? 279 00:25:58,971 --> 00:26:01,132 Who's that guy by the jukebox? 280 00:26:03,175 --> 00:26:05,200 That's Doug. 281 00:26:05,278 --> 00:26:08,042 No, no, no. The guy in the tux. 282 00:26:08,114 --> 00:26:10,605 A tux? In here? 283 00:26:14,720 --> 00:26:18,247 You don't see a man in a black tux standing by the jukebox? 284 00:26:18,324 --> 00:26:20,690 Tom, Tom. 285 00:26:20,760 --> 00:26:23,820 Everything is so nice. Let's not spoil it. 286 00:26:23,896 --> 00:26:26,797 Either someone blocked Peg's view of the guy in the tux, 287 00:26:26,866 --> 00:26:30,358 or the bogeyman had arrived. 288 00:26:30,436 --> 00:26:33,530 Whichever it was, I was going to find out. 289 00:26:33,606 --> 00:26:36,336 Oh, Tom. No, you're six months along, Peg. 290 00:26:36,409 --> 00:26:38,809 At six months, you dance one, and then sit one out. 291 00:26:38,878 --> 00:26:41,813 Doctor's orders. But I feel fine, 292 00:26:41,881 --> 00:26:44,349 and we never get a chance to dance. 293 00:26:44,417 --> 00:26:48,513 This is my favorite song. I don't want you to overdo it. 294 00:26:48,587 --> 00:26:51,181 Look, we've got all night, okay? 295 00:26:51,257 --> 00:26:52,918 Okay. 296 00:26:52,992 --> 00:26:55,358 I'm gonna go feed the old jukebox. I'll be right back. 297 00:27:13,412 --> 00:27:16,745 Isn't this great? 298 00:27:16,816 --> 00:27:18,750 I mean, isn't this just great? 299 00:27:18,818 --> 00:27:21,048 Brings back so many old memories. 300 00:27:21,120 --> 00:27:23,680 Hey, have they got "Be-Bop-A-Lula" on there? 301 00:27:23,756 --> 00:27:27,749 Got me through some long, cold nights at M.I.T. 302 00:27:27,827 --> 00:27:33,265 "Be-Bop" and a little Lithuanian girl named Danesa. 303 00:27:33,332 --> 00:27:35,300 She was in the chemistry lab researching the... 304 00:27:35,368 --> 00:27:37,632 Am I dead? What? 305 00:27:37,703 --> 00:27:39,762 Dead. Am I dead? It would explain a lot. 306 00:27:39,839 --> 00:27:42,831 I could be in a reverse reincarnation that's entered in midlife. 307 00:27:42,908 --> 00:27:48,642 That's a good one, Sam. You know my name. 308 00:27:48,714 --> 00:27:50,705 I'm not that wasted. 309 00:27:50,783 --> 00:27:52,978 Why do you know who I am when no one else does? 310 00:27:53,052 --> 00:27:56,613 Are you serious? Dead serious. No pun intended. 311 00:27:59,492 --> 00:28:01,722 Oh, my God. 312 00:28:01,794 --> 00:28:05,355 You really don't recognize me, do you? No. 313 00:28:05,431 --> 00:28:08,298 Or remember the experiment. What experiment? 314 00:28:08,367 --> 00:28:11,131 What do you remember prior to waking up this morning? 315 00:28:11,203 --> 00:28:15,105 Other than my name and a telephone number, not a lot. What experiment? 316 00:28:15,174 --> 00:28:18,575 If I'm part of an experiment, then this all isn't a psychotic hallucination, is it? 317 00:28:18,644 --> 00:28:20,635 Is it? 318 00:28:22,014 --> 00:28:26,417 Oh, God, that putz Ziggy was right. 319 00:28:26,485 --> 00:28:30,012 Ziggy? I remember a Ziggy. A little guy with bad breath. 320 00:28:30,089 --> 00:28:32,080 You're slipping; pard. 321 00:28:32,158 --> 00:28:35,616 Nobody's gonna fall for that old "talking to somebody who ain't there" gag. 322 00:28:56,048 --> 00:28:58,278 Oh, God. What the hell? 323 00:28:58,350 --> 00:29:01,342 What are we gonna do? 324 00:29:02,488 --> 00:29:07,357 - We're in a rotten fix. I told him not to... 325 00:29:09,061 --> 00:29:12,121 Though I don't know 326 00:29:12,198 --> 00:29:15,292 Many words of praise 327 00:29:15,367 --> 00:29:17,358 Please, God, 328 00:29:19,104 --> 00:29:21,664 I'd like to wake up now. 329 00:29:21,740 --> 00:29:27,372 Put on your bonnet your cape and your glove 330 00:29:27,446 --> 00:29:30,779 And come with me 331 00:29:32,651 --> 00:29:35,381 This is KCV530, Victorville. 332 00:29:35,454 --> 00:29:40,187 Here's Velton Bunch and the Dovetones. 333 00:29:40,259 --> 00:29:43,023 I never realized how hard it was to follow a road without striping. 334 00:29:44,096 --> 00:29:46,326 Striping? 335 00:29:46,398 --> 00:29:48,332 I was just thinking that, you know, 336 00:29:48,400 --> 00:29:50,891 if they would paint white stripes along the side of the road, 337 00:29:50,970 --> 00:29:52,961 it would be easier to see. 338 00:29:54,273 --> 00:29:56,207 That's a very good idea, Tom. 339 00:29:56,275 --> 00:29:59,176 I got a few of them. 340 00:30:05,050 --> 00:30:07,575 Tonight was fun. 341 00:30:07,653 --> 00:30:10,087 Good. 342 00:30:10,155 --> 00:30:12,953 It was a little scary too. Why scary? 343 00:30:13,959 --> 00:30:17,122 Oh, I don't know. Maybe because... 344 00:30:17,196 --> 00:30:19,187 you wanted to dance. 345 00:30:20,399 --> 00:30:22,890 It's not the first time we danced. 346 00:30:22,968 --> 00:30:25,960 And you didn't drink more than one or two beers... 347 00:30:26,038 --> 00:30:28,438 or talk flying. 348 00:30:28,507 --> 00:30:30,498 I can't remember the last time you sat... 349 00:30:30,576 --> 00:30:32,908 at a table full of pilots and you didn't talk airplanes. 350 00:30:32,978 --> 00:30:34,912 It seemed to me that's all we talked about. 351 00:30:34,980 --> 00:30:36,958 That's all they talked about. You didn't say a word. 352 00:30:36,982 --> 00:30:41,112 I wasn't in a talkative mood. You were at the jukebox. 353 00:30:46,158 --> 00:30:50,618 "Why is it..." "When you..." 354 00:30:51,664 --> 00:30:55,430 "Try to pass..." "The guy in front..." 355 00:30:56,669 --> 00:31:00,628 - "Goes twice as fast?" - "Burma Shave." 356 00:31:04,710 --> 00:31:07,304 Oh, it feels nice. 357 00:31:07,379 --> 00:31:10,644 How did it work? Better than my electric razor, 358 00:31:10,716 --> 00:31:12,707 uh, would. 359 00:31:15,020 --> 00:31:17,682 I don't use an electric razor, do I? No. 360 00:31:17,756 --> 00:31:20,020 No, Tom. 361 00:31:20,092 --> 00:31:23,027 What's going on? I wish I knew. 362 00:31:23,095 --> 00:31:27,691 - Honey, just tell me, okay? - What if I told you my name wasn't Tom? 363 00:31:27,766 --> 00:31:30,326 You said that this morning in the bathroom. It's Sam. 364 00:31:30,402 --> 00:31:34,498 Don't ask me what my last name is because I can't remember it. 365 00:31:34,573 --> 00:31:37,098 I look in a mirror, and I see... 366 00:31:37,176 --> 00:31:39,110 Tom Stratton, I guess, 367 00:31:39,178 --> 00:31:41,612 but he's not me. 368 00:31:42,615 --> 00:31:44,549 I can't fly. 369 00:31:44,617 --> 00:31:46,608 In fact, I don't know what I can do. 370 00:31:48,220 --> 00:31:50,950 When I woke up this morning, 371 00:31:51,023 --> 00:31:55,357 I didn't know you or Mikey... or anyone else at the base. 372 00:31:57,096 --> 00:31:59,674 I know it sounds like I belong in a loony bin, but it's the truth. 373 00:31:59,698 --> 00:32:03,327 The reason I'm acting different is because I am different. 374 00:32:03,402 --> 00:32:08,066 - I'm not your Tom. - Oh, Tom. 375 00:32:10,242 --> 00:32:11,732 Oh, look. 376 00:32:13,445 --> 00:32:16,573 Please don't... Then stop doing this, okay? 377 00:32:16,649 --> 00:32:19,311 You asked me to explain... Just stop it, Tom. 378 00:32:28,127 --> 00:32:30,118 I'm sorry, Peg. 379 00:32:31,296 --> 00:32:34,288 I'm being a real nerd. 380 00:32:34,366 --> 00:32:36,357 You were right. I'm setting up a gag. 381 00:32:36,435 --> 00:32:40,565 - Thank God. - I shouldn't have tried it on you. 382 00:32:40,639 --> 00:32:43,369 Oh, honey, you had me scared to death. 383 00:32:43,442 --> 00:32:45,808 I thought you had a brain tumor or something. 384 00:32:45,878 --> 00:32:48,346 I never thought of that. What? 385 00:32:50,315 --> 00:32:53,409 Bird Dog and I have been dreaming up theories to explain why I can't fly. 386 00:32:53,485 --> 00:32:55,419 You see, that's the joke. 387 00:32:55,487 --> 00:32:58,047 I tell Weird Ernie that I forgot how to fly. 388 00:32:58,123 --> 00:33:01,149 You tell Weird Ernie that you forgot how to fly. Yeah. 389 00:33:01,226 --> 00:33:03,751 Tom, that is the stupidest thing I've ever heard. 390 00:33:03,829 --> 00:33:07,788 I don't know. It sounds pretty plausible to me. 391 00:33:13,005 --> 00:33:15,337 Tom? Hmm? 392 00:33:15,407 --> 00:33:17,398 What's a nerd? 393 00:33:20,245 --> 00:33:22,076 Well, it, uh... 394 00:34:13,932 --> 00:34:16,366 What's the matter? 395 00:34:16,435 --> 00:34:19,529 What? Nothing. Go back to sleep. 396 00:34:19,605 --> 00:34:21,596 Okay. 397 00:34:25,711 --> 00:34:28,339 That's all I need, a good night's sleep. 398 00:34:28,413 --> 00:34:30,608 I'll figure it out in the morning when I milk the cows. 399 00:34:31,617 --> 00:34:33,608 "Milk the cows"? 400 00:34:35,654 --> 00:34:39,715 I was raised on a dairy farm in Indiana... 401 00:34:39,792 --> 00:34:41,919 until I was 18. 402 00:34:41,994 --> 00:34:43,985 I went to college at... 403 00:34:45,831 --> 00:34:49,289 Damn, I can't remember. Stick to the farm. 404 00:34:49,368 --> 00:34:53,361 I was raised on a farm with... my sister Kate. 405 00:34:53,438 --> 00:34:55,668 Katie married a naval officer. 406 00:34:55,741 --> 00:34:58,039 Um, Lieutenant John... 407 00:34:59,044 --> 00:35:02,241 No, Jim. Jim Bonick. 408 00:35:02,314 --> 00:35:04,578 Yeah, Katie and Jim Bonick. 409 00:35:04,650 --> 00:35:07,312 Mom's lived with them in Hawaii ever since... 410 00:35:08,720 --> 00:35:11,245 Dad died in '74. 411 00:35:14,793 --> 00:35:16,784 But this is '56. 412 00:35:20,833 --> 00:35:23,495 My dad is still alive. 413 00:35:33,412 --> 00:35:35,403 Operator. 414 00:35:37,149 --> 00:35:40,448 Operator, I'd like long distance, please. 415 00:35:40,519 --> 00:35:42,510 Long Distance. 416 00:35:45,057 --> 00:35:47,048 Indiana, please. 417 00:35:49,361 --> 00:35:52,524 Elk Ridge, Indiana. Number, please. 418 00:35:55,434 --> 00:35:57,493 Number, please. 419 00:35:57,569 --> 00:36:00,299 I'm-I'm-I'm trying, Operator, but it's been a long time. 420 00:36:00,372 --> 00:36:02,932 Um, it's... 421 00:36:05,744 --> 00:36:07,678 Oakdell. 422 00:36:07,746 --> 00:36:11,204 Yeah, that's it. Uh, Oakdell... 423 00:36:11,283 --> 00:36:14,150 Sir, why don't you give me the name of the party, 424 00:36:14,219 --> 00:36:17,052 and I will ring Elk Ridge Information. 425 00:36:19,057 --> 00:36:21,150 Sir? 426 00:36:21,226 --> 00:36:24,127 Sir, do you want Elk Ridge Information? 427 00:36:30,569 --> 00:36:34,596 Dad? What's wrong? 428 00:36:34,673 --> 00:36:37,141 I'm just... I'm catching a cold. 429 00:36:37,209 --> 00:36:39,200 Wanna skip the fishing trip? 430 00:36:40,512 --> 00:36:42,605 - What? - It's Saturday. 431 00:36:42,681 --> 00:36:44,615 You said we'd go fishing today. 432 00:36:44,683 --> 00:36:47,618 But we don't have to if you don't feel good. 433 00:36:48,887 --> 00:36:50,878 What are you talking about? 434 00:36:50,956 --> 00:36:53,686 Nothing cures a cold faster than a fishing trip. 435 00:37:14,012 --> 00:37:16,003 You don't wanna do that. 436 00:37:16,081 --> 00:37:18,709 I just did that to show you what not to do. 437 00:37:19,718 --> 00:37:23,381 I'll bring it back now, and I'll show you how it should be done. 438 00:37:27,893 --> 00:37:31,920 Now, remember, Mikey, even your best fly fisherman... 439 00:37:31,997 --> 00:37:34,124 gets his fly snagged now and then. 440 00:37:34,199 --> 00:37:38,636 But it's the old pro who can bring it back without... 441 00:37:38,704 --> 00:37:40,695 Can I try now, Dad? 442 00:37:49,815 --> 00:37:51,976 You stay here and fish this, uh, pool, all right? 443 00:37:52,050 --> 00:37:54,814 I'm gonna fish further upstream. Roger. 444 00:37:55,821 --> 00:37:59,587 Dad, I know you're trying to make me look good. 445 00:38:02,561 --> 00:38:04,552 Yeah. 446 00:38:25,584 --> 00:38:28,280 Is that a Ginger Quill spent wing? 447 00:38:28,353 --> 00:38:31,447 Or maybe a Blue Dunn? I don't know. 448 00:38:31,523 --> 00:38:34,617 I got such a damn hangover. It could be a Coors pop-top. 449 00:38:37,329 --> 00:38:41,265 Don't yell, please! 450 00:38:41,333 --> 00:38:43,893 I should've stayed in bed with Tina. 451 00:38:44,970 --> 00:38:47,200 You still don't remember me, huh? 452 00:38:47,272 --> 00:38:49,263 That's sad, pal, very sad. 453 00:38:49,341 --> 00:38:51,275 My name is Albert. 454 00:38:51,343 --> 00:38:54,210 Albert what, I can't tell you, because it's restricted. 455 00:38:54,279 --> 00:38:57,112 Most of what you're gonna wanna know is restricted. 456 00:38:57,182 --> 00:39:00,208 So it'll be easier for us if you don't ask a lot of questions. 457 00:39:00,285 --> 00:39:02,947 - What are you? - That's a question, Sam. 458 00:39:04,022 --> 00:39:06,582 I'm a man, like you. 459 00:39:08,360 --> 00:39:10,385 Mmm. 460 00:39:13,098 --> 00:39:16,659 - Not like me. - Oh, no, uh, this isn't me. 461 00:39:16,735 --> 00:39:19,465 This is, uh, a neurological hologram. 462 00:39:19,538 --> 00:39:22,564 It's an image that only you can see and hear. 463 00:39:22,641 --> 00:39:24,802 Created by a subatomic agitation of carbon quarks... 464 00:39:24,876 --> 00:39:27,640 tuned to the mesons of my optic and optic neurons? 465 00:39:27,712 --> 00:39:31,614 - You got it. - How did I know that? 466 00:39:34,252 --> 00:39:37,388 Ziggy has come up with five different scenarios to ex... 467 00:39:37,389 --> 00:39:38,188 Ziggy! 468 00:39:38,256 --> 00:39:41,209 Ziggy, a little guy with bad breath. 469 00:39:41,210 --> 00:39:42,420 No, that's Gooshie. 470 00:39:42,494 --> 00:39:45,429 He programs Ziggy. Ziggy's a hybrid computer. 471 00:39:45,497 --> 00:39:49,695 Hybrid computers and neurological holograms didn't exist in 1956. 472 00:39:49,768 --> 00:39:52,293 Only in theory. But this is '56. 473 00:39:52,370 --> 00:39:55,100 Well, it is for you. It is not for me. 474 00:39:55,173 --> 00:39:57,107 What's my last name? 475 00:39:57,175 --> 00:39:59,473 If you can't remember, I can't tell you. It's important. 476 00:39:59,544 --> 00:40:02,775 But it's also on top of Ziggy's no-no list, double-starred. 477 00:40:02,848 --> 00:40:04,782 Why? I can't tell you that either. 478 00:40:04,850 --> 00:40:06,784 What the hell can you tell me? 479 00:40:06,852 --> 00:40:09,582 Basically, what you already know. 480 00:40:09,654 --> 00:40:13,613 That you're, uh, part of a time-travel experiment... 481 00:40:13,692 --> 00:40:15,683 that went a little caca. 482 00:40:17,062 --> 00:40:19,053 "A little caca"? 483 00:40:20,398 --> 00:40:24,061 - How little caca? - Well, you're here, which is a biggie. 484 00:40:24,136 --> 00:40:26,229 I mean, that's a first. It's Nobel Prize time. 485 00:40:26,304 --> 00:40:28,238 You should be proud of that. And? 486 00:40:28,306 --> 00:40:31,173 And, uh, uh, we're experiencing... 487 00:40:31,243 --> 00:40:34,406 technical difficulties in, uh, retrieving you. 488 00:40:37,349 --> 00:40:39,510 That's great, Al. 489 00:40:40,886 --> 00:40:42,820 I wake up in '56 with a memory like Swiss cheese, 490 00:40:42,888 --> 00:40:44,913 and you're experiencing technical difficulties? 491 00:40:44,990 --> 00:40:47,823 Whose brainchild is this, yours? 492 00:40:48,827 --> 00:40:51,694 No, not mine. 493 00:40:51,763 --> 00:40:55,130 I haven't got a lot of time. I have to find out which of these scenarios... 494 00:40:55,200 --> 00:40:58,192 can explain why we couldn't retrieve you this morning. 495 00:40:58,270 --> 00:41:01,068 You tried? Of course we tried. You wouldn't leap. 496 00:41:01,139 --> 00:41:03,266 So now it's my fault. Possibly. 497 00:41:03,341 --> 00:41:06,367 Did you tell anyone that you're not Tom Stratton? 498 00:41:08,980 --> 00:41:10,914 Sort of. Oh, Sam. 499 00:41:10,982 --> 00:41:13,576 Retrieving you is dependent upon everyone here... 500 00:41:13,652 --> 00:41:15,745 believing that you're the person you replaced. 501 00:41:15,820 --> 00:41:18,948 They didn't believe me. I look in a mirror, and I don't believe me. 502 00:41:19,024 --> 00:41:22,790 That's to be expected. To us, Tom looks just like you. 503 00:41:24,196 --> 00:41:26,130 He's with you? Of course. 504 00:41:26,198 --> 00:41:29,361 How do you think we located you? When you went in, he came out. 505 00:41:29,434 --> 00:41:32,961 If it's any consolation, his memory is full of holes too. 506 00:41:33,038 --> 00:41:36,599 Now, everyone has to believe that you're Tom Stratton... 507 00:41:36,675 --> 00:41:39,269 if we're gonna be able to retrieve you on Tuesday. 508 00:41:39,344 --> 00:41:41,471 Tuesday. 509 00:41:42,714 --> 00:41:45,308 Tuesday's gonna be a little late. 510 00:41:45,383 --> 00:41:48,181 I'm, uh... 511 00:41:48,253 --> 00:41:51,689 I'm scheduled to test-fly the X-2 on Monday. 512 00:41:55,260 --> 00:41:57,251 Did you ever think of taking flying lessons? 513 00:42:00,699 --> 00:42:02,690 Just a thought. 514 00:42:11,910 --> 00:42:14,640 All right, give me the big one. Right down the middle. 515 00:42:17,082 --> 00:42:19,482 Not bad, not bad. Right in the glove. Right in the glove. 516 00:42:19,551 --> 00:42:23,043 Right down the middle. No batter, no batter, no batter, no batter. 517 00:42:23,121 --> 00:42:25,646 What you need is a little Texas sauce. 518 00:42:25,724 --> 00:42:29,319 Yeah! Ow. Mmm. 519 00:42:29,394 --> 00:42:32,955 How does he do it? Probably wearing his hat. 520 00:42:36,935 --> 00:42:40,098 Sometimes Doug wears his goggles. 521 00:42:41,606 --> 00:42:44,268 Well, I think it's sexy. 522 00:42:44,342 --> 00:42:47,607 I mean, if anything, that spin became even flatter. 523 00:42:47,679 --> 00:42:50,204 Hi, baby. 524 00:42:50,282 --> 00:42:54,150 I mean, I didn't want to punch out inverted, but what the hell else could I do? 525 00:42:57,222 --> 00:43:00,680 All right. 526 00:43:29,721 --> 00:43:32,849 Yeah! 527 00:43:32,924 --> 00:43:34,551 Wow! 528 00:43:34,626 --> 00:43:38,084 Did you see that roll and flip he did at the top, Dad? 529 00:43:38,163 --> 00:43:41,098 What do you call it? You got me. 530 00:43:44,069 --> 00:43:47,505 - The chandelle, Mikey. - Wow! It sure was something. 531 00:43:48,506 --> 00:43:52,533 Yeah, it sure was. 532 00:43:52,610 --> 00:43:55,408 I'd better help your mom. 533 00:43:55,480 --> 00:43:57,573 Aw, Dad. Unless you wanna set the table. 534 00:43:57,649 --> 00:43:59,742 Hey, Captain Crawford, wanna play catch? 535 00:43:59,818 --> 00:44:02,184 Sure do. Fire one on in there, Mikey. 536 00:44:13,798 --> 00:44:15,789 Hi. Hi. 537 00:44:20,038 --> 00:44:22,165 You okay? I'm fine. 538 00:44:23,541 --> 00:44:26,908 You look a little pale. Yeah, well, it's the heat. 539 00:44:26,978 --> 00:44:28,912 I'll never get used to it. 540 00:44:28,980 --> 00:44:31,881 You want me to help? I make a mean Caesar salad. 541 00:44:31,950 --> 00:44:34,578 I'm just kidding. I know. 542 00:44:35,587 --> 00:44:37,782 But not about how you look. 543 00:44:37,856 --> 00:44:39,847 Well, that's your fault. 544 00:44:41,259 --> 00:44:43,853 That's not what I meant. Look, I'm fine. 545 00:44:43,928 --> 00:44:45,862 I really am. 546 00:44:45,930 --> 00:44:49,058 Why don't you just go back on out there with Mikey? 547 00:44:49,134 --> 00:44:53,571 You know, you haven't spent this much time with him since he was hit by the bus. 548 00:44:55,840 --> 00:44:57,831 Okay. 549 00:44:59,811 --> 00:45:02,780 Hey, flyboy. 550 00:45:22,066 --> 00:45:24,728 Come and get it. Uh... 551 00:45:24,803 --> 00:45:27,067 Got to eat trout while it's sizzling. 552 00:45:27,138 --> 00:45:29,106 Yeah. 553 00:45:29,174 --> 00:45:32,541 Why don't you take the salad out? I'll get the rolls. 554 00:45:32,610 --> 00:45:34,635 Yeah. 555 00:45:50,094 --> 00:45:51,692 I'm sorry to pull you from your barbecue, 556 00:45:51,693 --> 00:45:53,908 but Dr. Berger and I have just finished a questionnaire... 557 00:45:53,932 --> 00:45:57,800 to test Captain Birdell's theory that Mach 3 flight has a negative effect on the memory. 558 00:45:57,869 --> 00:46:00,531 Quite frankly, if this theory had come from you, I'd be skeptical. 559 00:46:00,605 --> 00:46:04,097 We all know your penchant for practical jokes, eh? 560 00:46:04,175 --> 00:46:07,008 Doctor, any memory loss I suffer won't be faked. 561 00:46:07,078 --> 00:46:09,444 We're going to call it the Ernst-Berger Engramic Standard. 562 00:46:09,514 --> 00:46:13,712 200 questions designed to benchmark a person's memory. 563 00:46:13,785 --> 00:46:16,720 I thought we were gonna call it the Berger-Ernst Engramic Standard. 564 00:46:16,788 --> 00:46:18,255 Hi, Tom. Hi. 565 00:46:18,323 --> 00:46:21,258 These questions should give us a cross section of your memory. 566 00:46:21,326 --> 00:46:25,228 Some, like your age, place of birth, are the usual statistics. 567 00:46:25,296 --> 00:46:28,788 But I think you'll find most are rather unusual. 568 00:46:28,867 --> 00:46:31,665 What was the coldest you've ever been? 569 00:46:31,736 --> 00:46:33,727 Who was your second-best friend in college? 570 00:46:34,973 --> 00:46:36,907 Where did you first make love? 571 00:46:38,877 --> 00:46:41,038 Well, at least you didn't ask to who. 572 00:46:41,112 --> 00:46:43,205 Dr. Ernst suggested that, 573 00:46:43,281 --> 00:46:46,546 but where is as meaningful and more discreet. 574 00:46:46,618 --> 00:46:48,609 Sort of a personal "Trivial Pursuit"? 575 00:46:50,522 --> 00:46:52,456 Not a bad name. 576 00:46:52,524 --> 00:46:54,754 The Berger-Ernst Engramic Trivial Pursuit. 577 00:46:54,826 --> 00:46:58,557 Ernst-Berger. We'll need this filled out before you take off on Monday. 578 00:46:58,630 --> 00:47:00,564 You'll fill it out again when you land. 579 00:47:00,632 --> 00:47:03,944 If there are any significant changes in your memory, we should be able to detect them. 580 00:47:03,968 --> 00:47:06,664 - Any questions, Captain? - Uh, no, no. 581 00:47:06,738 --> 00:47:10,902 It seems simple enough. I'll, hum... I'll have it for you on Monday. 582 00:47:12,076 --> 00:47:14,067 Doctors. 583 00:47:20,752 --> 00:47:24,244 Doctor, we could be on the verge of a momentous discovery. 584 00:47:24,322 --> 00:47:28,224 Or the butt of a momentous joke. 585 00:48:06,531 --> 00:48:10,126 Pretty simple, huh? 586 00:48:10,201 --> 00:48:12,032 Can't you just fade in or something? 587 00:48:12,103 --> 00:48:16,665 You tell me how to fade in agitated carbon quarks, and I'll make the Scientific Journal. 588 00:48:16,741 --> 00:48:21,576 Just don't sneak up on me. You still don't remember our project? 589 00:48:21,646 --> 00:48:26,379 Bad enough I have to give Dick-and-Jane explanations to the president. 590 00:48:26,451 --> 00:48:29,943 I've gotta give you one too. All right. 591 00:48:30,021 --> 00:48:33,422 One end of this string represents your birth. 592 00:48:33,491 --> 00:48:39,088 The other end, your death. You tie the ends together, and your life is a loop. 593 00:48:39,163 --> 00:48:41,791 Ball the loop... 594 00:48:43,401 --> 00:48:47,064 and the days of your life touch each other out of sequence. 595 00:48:47,138 --> 00:48:50,130 Therefore, leaping from one point of the string to another... 596 00:48:50,208 --> 00:48:52,608 Would move you backward or forward within your own lifetime. 597 00:48:52,677 --> 00:48:55,339 Which is our project, Quantum Leap! 598 00:48:57,181 --> 00:48:59,115 I can't remember. 599 00:49:02,120 --> 00:49:04,782 Al! I wish you would stop doing that. 600 00:49:04,856 --> 00:49:06,915 What? 601 00:49:06,991 --> 00:49:09,323 Walking through things. 602 00:49:09,394 --> 00:49:14,195 Well, you want me to walk around something that isn't even here? All right, I'll walk around it. 603 00:49:14,265 --> 00:49:18,292 There. How's that? Why-Why isn't it here? 604 00:49:18,369 --> 00:49:23,432 I'm a hologram to you, right? Well, you and everything around you is a hologram to me. 605 00:49:23,508 --> 00:49:26,705 You're in the imaging chamber. You remember. 606 00:49:26,778 --> 00:49:29,338 Vaguely. A cavern somewhere. New Mexico. 607 00:49:29,414 --> 00:49:31,905 What year is it there? 608 00:49:31,983 --> 00:49:35,817 You'll find that out... if we get you back. If? 609 00:49:35,887 --> 00:49:38,651 Well, see, Ziggy's theory is really... It's a load of crap. 610 00:49:38,723 --> 00:49:42,682 I mean, you gotta believe that God or time or something... 611 00:49:42,760 --> 00:49:47,094 was just waiting for your quantum leap to, uh, 612 00:49:47,165 --> 00:49:50,623 to correct a mistake. A mistake in time? 613 00:49:50,702 --> 00:49:54,297 Something that happened in the life of Captain Tom Stratton in '56, 614 00:49:54,372 --> 00:49:56,636 since he's the one you bounced out. 615 00:49:56,708 --> 00:50:00,735 Once that's put right, you'll snap back like a pimp's suspenders. 616 00:50:00,812 --> 00:50:02,279 Once what's put right? 617 00:50:02,346 --> 00:50:06,806 Tom Stratton was killed trying to break Mach 3 in the X-2. 618 00:50:06,884 --> 00:50:11,753 If Ziggy's right, all you have to do is break Mach 3... 619 00:50:11,823 --> 00:50:13,347 and live. 620 00:50:19,197 --> 00:50:21,131 Hey! No way. 621 00:50:21,199 --> 00:50:23,599 Hey, pal, it's not my theory. There's gotta be another way. 622 00:50:23,668 --> 00:50:25,966 The next one's only got a 52% chance of working. 623 00:50:26,037 --> 00:50:27,971 I'll take it. 624 00:50:28,039 --> 00:50:31,372 It requires you to be at ground zero during an atomic detonation. 625 00:50:32,610 --> 00:50:35,602 You asked. What else have you got? 626 00:50:35,680 --> 00:50:39,081 This isn't a shopping list, you know. 627 00:50:39,150 --> 00:50:41,550 The odds drop into the low teens after that. 628 00:50:41,619 --> 00:50:46,784 Your best shot is freezing the brain until all electrical activity has ceased. 629 00:50:46,858 --> 00:50:50,294 That's called death. I never said it would be easy. 630 00:50:51,763 --> 00:50:54,698 Hey, slow down, will ya? I'm fighting a hangover. 631 00:50:54,766 --> 00:50:57,291 All right, you want a sure thing? I got it for you. 632 00:50:57,368 --> 00:51:00,895 You don't do anything. You just live. Barring accidental death... 633 00:51:00,972 --> 00:51:03,668 or a fatal disease, you'll be back in 40 years. 634 00:51:03,741 --> 00:51:06,710 That's your safest option. And Tom Stratton? 635 00:51:06,778 --> 00:51:09,406 He'll go on living forward from where he's at now. 636 00:51:09,480 --> 00:51:13,576 Technically, he could end up the oldest man alive. 637 00:51:13,651 --> 00:51:17,815 Well, what about Peg and Mikey? I don't want to hurt them, but I can't go on pretending I'm Tom. 638 00:51:17,889 --> 00:51:21,256 Hey, they were gonna lose him on Monday anyway. 639 00:51:21,325 --> 00:51:24,658 Of course, if you bust Mach 3 and survive, 640 00:51:24,729 --> 00:51:27,857 they could have him around for another 30 or 40 years. I can't fly! 641 00:51:27,932 --> 00:51:29,866 I'll be your copilot. You're a hologram. 642 00:51:29,934 --> 00:51:33,893 I'm also an ex-astronaut. The hardest part about flying is taking off and landing. 643 00:51:33,971 --> 00:51:38,340 The B-50 does the first part for you. After that, you just fire a couple of rockets, 644 00:51:38,409 --> 00:51:41,572 hang on to the stick and ka-za-zoom, Mach 3. 645 00:51:41,646 --> 00:51:44,240 And the second part? Landing? 646 00:51:45,683 --> 00:51:50,211 You could never land the X-2, not even with my help. So, you don't. 647 00:51:50,288 --> 00:51:53,086 I eject? Mmm. 648 00:51:53,157 --> 00:51:56,388 X-2 does a crash and burn. You float back to earth on a pillow of silk. 649 00:51:56,460 --> 00:52:00,191 The moment you touch down, you leap forward, Tom leaps back, and the broad and I... 650 00:52:00,264 --> 00:52:02,596 are gone to Las Vegas. It might work. 651 00:52:02,667 --> 00:52:04,601 Of course it'll work. 652 00:52:04,669 --> 00:52:07,035 A minute ago you said it was crap. 653 00:52:10,274 --> 00:52:12,765 That was before I thought it out. 654 00:52:56,153 --> 00:52:58,621 Tom? 655 00:52:58,689 --> 00:53:02,147 You should be asleep. And you shouldn't be? 656 00:53:09,033 --> 00:53:11,593 You're worried about breaking the record tomorrow, aren't you? 657 00:53:14,739 --> 00:53:16,673 No. 658 00:53:16,741 --> 00:53:21,769 Oh, honey, you'll do it. You're gonna be the fastest man alive. 659 00:53:29,020 --> 00:53:31,011 Tom... 660 00:53:33,958 --> 00:53:35,892 promise me. 661 00:53:35,960 --> 00:53:39,418 What? No, you have to promise first. 662 00:53:39,497 --> 00:53:42,466 Well, that's silly. How can I promise something if I don't know what... 663 00:53:42,533 --> 00:53:46,230 Just promise. 664 00:53:48,406 --> 00:53:51,898 I promise. 665 00:53:51,976 --> 00:53:54,035 Now, what did I promise? 666 00:53:55,613 --> 00:53:57,843 I'll tell you tomorrow night. 667 00:54:35,419 --> 00:54:37,410 Thanks, guys. 668 00:54:42,593 --> 00:54:46,188 Well, ready to become the fastest man on earth? 669 00:54:46,263 --> 00:54:50,029 Ready as I'll ever be. 670 00:54:50,101 --> 00:54:53,298 Oh. What did you think of this, Tom? 671 00:54:53,371 --> 00:54:58,775 Well, I'm not sure how useful it'll be to gauge a memory loss, but, uh, 672 00:54:58,843 --> 00:55:02,836 filling it out last night sure brought back a lot of old ones for me. 673 00:55:32,410 --> 00:55:36,938 Well, my boobs are as big as Marilyn's. 674 00:55:37,014 --> 00:55:40,450 Lucy, you're five months pregnant. 675 00:55:40,518 --> 00:55:44,613 Well, maybe she is too. Why else would a guy like Miller marry her? 676 00:55:44,614 --> 00:55:45,453 Guess. 677 00:55:45,523 --> 00:55:50,793 Sally, he's a writer. They're only used to the finer things in life. 678 00:55:50,861 --> 00:55:53,193 Honey, there is nothing finer in life. 679 00:55:53,264 --> 00:55:56,324 You are so bad! 680 00:56:34,271 --> 00:56:37,866 There's a yellow rose in Texas 681 00:56:37,942 --> 00:56:40,536 That I am gonna see 682 00:56:40,611 --> 00:56:42,875 Nobody else could miss her 683 00:56:42,947 --> 00:56:45,472 Not half as much as me 684 00:56:45,549 --> 00:56:47,483 She cried so when I left her 685 00:56:47,551 --> 00:56:50,020 Hey, wait a minute. Listen to this. 686 00:56:50,021 --> 00:56:51,783 It like to broke my heart 687 00:56:51,856 --> 00:56:55,917 And if I ever find her we'll never fall apart 688 00:56:55,993 --> 00:56:58,359 If you don't clear this radio, Captain Birdell, 689 00:56:58,429 --> 00:57:01,641 the only yellow rose you'll be seeing will be the one I'll shove up your afterburners. 690 00:57:01,665 --> 00:57:05,157 - Is that clear? Over. - Uh, that's a roger, Edwards. 691 00:57:07,838 --> 00:57:10,534 Read this. 692 00:57:10,608 --> 00:57:15,136 "Date of birth, August 8th, 19... 53." 693 00:57:15,212 --> 00:57:18,773 - Well, that's a typo. He means 1923. - Keep reading. 694 00:57:19,350 --> 00:57:23,810 "What had the most positive impact on me in high school? Answer: miniskirts. 695 00:57:25,689 --> 00:57:31,486 "What had the most negative impact on me in high school? Answer: panty hose?" 696 00:57:37,034 --> 00:57:38,968 It's time to mount up, Tom. 697 00:57:39,036 --> 00:57:42,802 Hey, Tom, this is gonna sound a little weird, but... 698 00:57:42,873 --> 00:57:46,741 right before I got the fire warning light, I swear I smelled coffee brewing. 699 00:57:46,810 --> 00:57:49,472 Maybe it's one of Weird Ernie's gremlins. 700 00:57:49,547 --> 00:57:51,481 Yeah, maybe. 701 00:57:51,549 --> 00:57:53,710 Good luck, Tom. 702 00:58:07,364 --> 00:58:09,992 Where are you, Albert? 703 00:58:20,844 --> 00:58:22,869 Hmm. 704 00:58:31,522 --> 00:58:35,356 "When feeling lonely, I rent a video and microwave some popcorn." 705 00:58:35,426 --> 00:58:39,362 This is gibberish. Very creative gibberish. 706 00:58:39,430 --> 00:58:42,126 Captain Stratton has answered each question as if he had... 707 00:58:42,199 --> 00:58:44,963 been born in '53 and lived in the future. 708 00:58:45,035 --> 00:58:48,095 Then this whole memory loss thing is another one of their hoaxes. 709 00:58:48,172 --> 00:58:50,970 I'm afraid so. Well, how stupid do they think I am? 710 00:58:51,041 --> 00:58:54,033 Pet rocks. Water beds. 711 00:58:54,111 --> 00:58:57,774 What was it he said he was expelled from college for? Uh, streaking. 712 00:58:57,848 --> 00:59:01,284 He's got a sick mind, Doctor. They all do. 713 00:59:03,654 --> 00:59:05,645 Maybe they have to. 714 00:59:09,793 --> 00:59:14,321 Okay. 715 00:59:17,568 --> 00:59:22,164 Uh, Albert? 716 00:59:50,567 --> 00:59:54,230 Locked tight. All set, Captain. Good luck. 717 01:00:10,921 --> 01:00:13,788 Edwards, Mother Hen. Level at 25,000. 718 01:00:13,857 --> 01:00:18,487 Roger, Mother Hen. You are clear to drop. 719 01:00:18,562 --> 01:00:20,928 Good luck. 720 01:00:20,998 --> 01:00:24,092 Ten, nine, eight, 721 01:00:24,168 --> 01:00:29,299 seven, six, five, 722 01:00:29,373 --> 01:00:33,776 four, three, two, 723 01:00:33,844 --> 01:00:35,971 one. Albert! 724 01:00:36,046 --> 01:00:38,606 Bombs away. 725 01:00:40,818 --> 01:00:45,812 Albert.! 726 01:00:47,958 --> 01:00:51,724 X-2, Chase One. Do you have a problem? Over. 727 01:00:51,795 --> 01:00:54,559 I can't fly. 728 01:00:54,631 --> 01:00:57,964 Relax. I can. Al? 729 01:00:58,035 --> 01:01:02,870 Al? Where are you? Right here. 730 01:01:02,940 --> 01:01:06,569 Hey, Tom, do you read me? Come in, X-2. 731 01:01:06,643 --> 01:01:10,579 Follow my lead. Light off one and two. 732 01:01:16,820 --> 01:01:19,687 It's a kick in the butt, ain't it? 733 01:01:19,757 --> 01:01:22,089 Match my movements. 734 01:01:38,575 --> 01:01:40,770 Where the hell were you? 735 01:01:40,844 --> 01:01:43,278 I was at the Laker game. It went into overtime. 736 01:01:43,347 --> 01:01:46,145 A ball game? I nearly died because you were at a ball game? 737 01:01:46,216 --> 01:01:50,380 It wasn't just a ball game. It was a play-off game. 738 01:01:50,454 --> 01:01:53,719 At the party later, I met this dish named Martha. 739 01:01:53,791 --> 01:01:57,784 I guess I can thank God you didn't spend the night with this Martha. 740 01:01:57,861 --> 01:02:02,525 Well, I did. Uh, coming up on Mach 1. 741 01:02:02,599 --> 01:02:04,624 Coming up on Mach 1. 742 01:02:20,117 --> 01:02:22,347 Mach 1.3. Nosing over. 743 01:02:22,419 --> 01:02:25,013 Mach 1.3. 50,000. N-N-Nosing over. 744 01:02:25,088 --> 01:02:27,420 Now ease the stick forward. That's enough. 745 01:02:30,494 --> 01:02:33,395 Mach 1.7. 746 01:02:33,464 --> 01:02:35,432 Mach 2. 68, 69. 747 01:02:35,499 --> 01:02:39,230 Mach 2. 748 01:02:39,303 --> 01:02:44,673 Level at 70,000. Mach 2.4. On a profile. 749 01:02:44,741 --> 01:02:47,608 Level at 70,000. Mach 2.4. 750 01:02:47,678 --> 01:02:50,010 On profile. 751 01:02:52,015 --> 01:02:54,279 Wow.! 752 01:02:56,053 --> 01:02:58,283 It's incredible! 753 01:02:59,823 --> 01:03:04,851 - What now? - Punch three and go for it. 754 01:03:10,000 --> 01:03:14,903 Mach 2.4, 2.5. Outside skin temperature. 685. 755 01:03:14,972 --> 01:03:20,035 - Mach 2.7. Skin temperature. 750. - Ride her, cowboy. 756 01:03:22,880 --> 01:03:26,316 Mach 2.8. 757 01:03:26,383 --> 01:03:30,080 - Do you hear that? - Mach 2.9. Yes. 758 01:03:33,190 --> 01:03:37,752 Tony didn't smell coffee. He heard it perking. 759 01:03:37,828 --> 01:03:40,695 It's the fuel, Sam. 760 01:03:40,764 --> 01:03:44,791 The heat is boiling the fuel. Shut 'em down, Sam. Shut 'em down! 761 01:03:44,868 --> 01:03:46,301 Shut 'em down.! 762 01:04:10,093 --> 01:04:13,654 Pull, Sam. Eject.! 763 01:05:16,760 --> 01:05:20,389 I'm still here. No, damn it, I'm still here.! 764 01:05:23,000 --> 01:05:24,991 Al! 765 01:05:39,449 --> 01:05:43,112 You know, Captain, we could be combing the desert with tweezers and little glass jars... 766 01:05:43,186 --> 01:05:46,053 looking for what's left of you. 767 01:05:46,123 --> 01:05:50,560 You guys are all alike. Losing your plane's worse than losing your wife. 768 01:05:50,627 --> 01:05:53,460 I'd trade my ex-wife for any wreck they got. 769 01:05:53,530 --> 01:05:57,057 I'm still here. Hmm. 'Bout time you realized it. 770 01:05:57,134 --> 01:05:59,125 What now? I'm going to take your blood pressure. 771 01:05:59,202 --> 01:06:01,966 We could try the A-bomb theory. No, thank you. 772 01:06:02,039 --> 01:06:05,702 Well, I'm sorry, but it's necessary. It's not my theory, Sam. 773 01:06:05,776 --> 01:06:10,406 I never bought into that "good deed, put time right" bull. Not really. 774 01:06:10,480 --> 01:06:12,778 So I'm stuck here? I don't think so. 775 01:06:12,849 --> 01:06:16,785 Maybe not. A few tests at the hospital, and you should be able to go home. 776 01:06:16,853 --> 01:06:19,532 Maybe you could leap back when you least suspect it, like tonight when you're sleeping. 777 01:06:19,556 --> 01:06:22,753 Do you really believe that? Absolutely. I don't know. 778 01:06:22,826 --> 01:06:25,238 I don't see any reason to keep you in the hospital. But in the meantime, 779 01:06:25,262 --> 01:06:28,789 there's no reason for me to stay here, and I would feel really bad... 780 01:06:28,865 --> 01:06:33,666 if Martha woke up and found out that I'd gone without even saying good morning, you know? 781 01:06:33,737 --> 01:06:35,864 It's not nice. 782 01:06:38,075 --> 01:06:40,635 Unless your blood pressure keeps elevating. 783 01:06:50,187 --> 01:06:55,590 Dr. Berger, please contact the ward nurse. 784 01:06:55,659 --> 01:06:57,650 Daddy! 785 01:06:58,995 --> 01:07:02,021 Hey. Hey, I'm okay. 786 01:07:06,737 --> 01:07:10,764 Peg went into premature labor when she heard the crash. 787 01:07:10,841 --> 01:07:12,832 Okay, I'll be right. 788 01:07:15,812 --> 01:07:20,306 Look, I know you want to be with your mom. 789 01:07:20,383 --> 01:07:22,408 And you will. But, uh, 790 01:07:22,486 --> 01:07:26,684 right now I want you to stay with Sally and Lucy, okay? 791 01:07:26,757 --> 01:07:30,716 They're both pregnant, and they're very frightened. You understand? 792 01:07:32,028 --> 01:07:34,792 Yes, sir. 793 01:07:34,865 --> 01:07:37,800 She'll be fine, son. 794 01:07:37,868 --> 01:07:39,859 I promise. 795 01:07:43,874 --> 01:07:45,865 Tom, what... 796 01:07:54,985 --> 01:07:56,919 Is she dilated any further? 797 01:07:56,987 --> 01:07:59,478 Tom. Tom! 798 01:08:01,224 --> 01:08:04,159 Oh.! Oh.! 799 01:08:04,227 --> 01:08:06,218 Oh! 800 01:08:10,534 --> 01:08:14,300 Oh, I knew you'd keep your promise. 801 01:08:14,371 --> 01:08:16,805 It'll take more than a gremlin to kill me. 802 01:08:16,873 --> 01:08:19,535 Hey, did you set a record? 803 01:08:19,609 --> 01:08:24,239 I guess so. Oh, I'm so proud of you! 804 01:08:27,617 --> 01:08:31,109 Look at me. Look at me. Take a deep breath. 805 01:08:31,188 --> 01:08:34,385 Hold it... and let it out like this. 806 01:08:43,433 --> 01:08:46,061 Okay? 807 01:08:46,136 --> 01:08:49,299 Where did you learn to do that? Premed. 808 01:08:50,874 --> 01:08:52,899 Oh, Tom! 809 01:08:54,845 --> 01:08:57,075 Excuse me. Tom? 810 01:08:59,382 --> 01:09:01,316 I'll be right back. 811 01:09:06,823 --> 01:09:09,690 Tom, this is Dr. Blaustein. 812 01:09:09,759 --> 01:09:14,492 It's not good, Captain. The baby's gonna arrive at least nine weeks premature. 813 01:09:14,564 --> 01:09:17,761 The nearest neonatal intensive care unit's in L.A. 814 01:09:17,834 --> 01:09:19,230 Now, we've got a plane standing by... 815 01:09:19,231 --> 01:09:21,512 but considering the shock that your wife's been through... 816 01:09:21,538 --> 01:09:23,472 I don't want to risk moving her. 817 01:09:23,540 --> 01:09:28,477 It's your decision, Tom. I'd recommend delivering here and flying the baby to L.A. 818 01:09:28,545 --> 01:09:31,912 The baby won't have a chance. Not much, but your wife will. 819 01:09:33,683 --> 01:09:38,177 Dr. Cooper to O.R. 3. Dr. Cooper to O.R. 3. 820 01:09:38,255 --> 01:09:40,348 How far apart are the contractions? 821 01:09:40,423 --> 01:09:43,290 It's early labor. It's just started. How far dilated? 822 01:09:43,360 --> 01:09:45,851 Two centimeters, and the cervix is partial effaced. 823 01:09:45,929 --> 01:09:50,889 Then it's early enough to stop. Captain, once labor's started you can't stop it. 824 01:09:50,967 --> 01:09:55,995 Of course you can. Start her on a beta sympathomimetic. A what? 825 01:09:56,072 --> 01:09:58,939 A beta sympathomimetic. 826 01:09:59,009 --> 01:10:03,776 I'm not sure which one. Obstetrics isn't my specialty. Probably ritodrine or terbuta... 827 01:10:03,847 --> 01:10:07,874 Hell, those didn't come out till the late '70s. Excuse us a minute, Doctor. 828 01:10:07,951 --> 01:10:11,148 Captain, the only reason I'm not kicking you from here to the flight line... 829 01:10:11,221 --> 01:10:13,086 is that woman down the hall needs you. 830 01:10:13,156 --> 01:10:17,752 She doesn't have to deliver. I know what I'm talking about. Now you're a doctor? 831 01:10:17,827 --> 01:10:19,988 Evidently. 832 01:10:20,063 --> 01:10:22,361 Tom, considering what you've been through today, 833 01:10:22,432 --> 01:10:25,128 I'm gonna make an allowance for your behavior up to now. 834 01:10:25,201 --> 01:10:29,160 But if you persist in wasting our time with this little sham you and Captain Birdell... 835 01:10:29,239 --> 01:10:32,834 are trying to perpetrate, mister, I'll see you never fly again! 836 01:10:32,909 --> 01:10:35,810 It's not a sham. Those answers are true. 837 01:10:35,879 --> 01:10:40,339 Dr. Ernst was right. You are one sick bastard. 838 01:10:40,417 --> 01:10:42,442 Alcohol. 839 01:10:42,519 --> 01:10:45,852 A five percent solution of ethanol alcohol in dextrose and water... 840 01:10:45,922 --> 01:10:47,913 intravenously administered will stop labor. 841 01:10:47,991 --> 01:10:52,121 The technique was developed in the '60s. Beta sympathomimetics replaced it in the '70s. 842 01:10:52,195 --> 01:10:54,789 But it'll still work. Use your brain, damn it! 843 01:10:54,864 --> 01:10:57,662 What will an intravenous five percent solution of alcohol do? 844 01:10:58,735 --> 01:11:00,726 Get her instantly drunk, 845 01:11:02,238 --> 01:11:06,038 which will interfere with the oxytocins... 846 01:11:06,109 --> 01:11:09,169 her brain's releasing to stimulate the uterine contractions. 847 01:11:09,245 --> 01:11:13,773 Thank you. 848 01:11:13,850 --> 01:11:15,875 Did you hear any of that, Barry? Yeah, I did. 849 01:11:15,952 --> 01:11:19,581 What do you think? Well, let's give it a try. Nurse, prepare an I.V... 850 01:11:19,656 --> 01:11:23,615 Que sera, sera 851 01:11:23,693 --> 01:11:28,824 Whatever will be, will be 852 01:11:28,898 --> 01:11:33,665 The future's not ours to see 853 01:11:33,737 --> 01:11:37,298 Que sera, sera 854 01:11:37,374 --> 01:11:42,937 What will be, will be 855 01:11:45,815 --> 01:11:47,783 Well, what do you think, boys? 856 01:11:47,851 --> 01:11:51,514 We have Doris Day for a patient. Well? 857 01:11:51,588 --> 01:11:55,820 She's gonna have one beaut of a hangover, but she's not gonna deliver. 858 01:11:55,892 --> 01:11:58,138 Do you want to tell me how in the hell Captain Stratton... 859 01:11:58,139 --> 01:11:59,020 Barry, do me a favor. 860 01:11:59,095 --> 01:12:02,064 Hmm? Don't ask. 861 01:12:03,500 --> 01:12:06,367 Hey, flyboy, the squares are gone. 862 01:12:06,436 --> 01:12:08,427 You wanna boogie? 863 01:12:18,048 --> 01:12:20,676 I love you. 864 01:12:20,750 --> 01:12:23,048 I love you too, Peg. 865 01:13:23,313 --> 01:13:26,407 Hey, Fox.! Fox, what ya posing for? 866 01:13:26,483 --> 01:13:29,714 Ain't nobody gonna take your picture. 867 01:13:42,732 --> 01:13:46,065 Nice catch, Foxy. 868 01:13:46,136 --> 01:13:49,765 This is it, folks. Down by five, the last of the ninth. 869 01:13:49,839 --> 01:13:54,503 Unless the Bombers can pull a miracle and win this final game of the 68th season, 870 01:13:54,577 --> 01:13:57,444 it's the cellar for the third year in a row. 871 01:13:57,514 --> 01:14:02,042 The bottom of the ninth is brought to you tonight, as it has been all year long, 872 01:14:02,118 --> 01:14:04,586 by Shneck and Shneck Funeral Parlors, 873 01:14:04,654 --> 01:14:09,023 serving Waco and the Texas Hill Country for 43 years. 874 01:14:09,092 --> 01:14:12,391 All right, now, put some fire under it.! 875 01:14:12,462 --> 01:14:17,297 Hustle, boys! Now hustle! We're gonna beat these Okies. 876 01:14:34,517 --> 01:14:37,782 Fox! Do something! 877 01:14:37,854 --> 01:14:40,118 Me? Why me? 878 01:14:40,190 --> 01:14:41,714 It's your dog. 879 01:14:43,993 --> 01:14:47,827 He knew. The little sucker knew. 880 01:14:47,897 --> 01:14:50,923 And he wasn't gonna stop barking until they all knew. 881 01:14:51,000 --> 01:14:53,730 Stray dogs are pretty common on the farm belt, 882 01:14:53,803 --> 01:14:57,261 and one of the first things my dad taught me was how to face the wild ones down. 883 01:14:58,474 --> 01:15:01,500 You look them straight in the eye, and you let 'em know who's boss. 884 01:15:09,752 --> 01:15:13,950 Of course, it had been a long time since I was a kid. 885 01:15:16,426 --> 01:15:18,451 Then again, 886 01:15:20,863 --> 01:15:24,526 once you've got the touch, you never lose it. 887 01:15:24,601 --> 01:15:27,179 - That's the damnedest thing I ever saw. - How'd you teach him that, Foxy? 888 01:15:27,203 --> 01:15:29,194 Well... Aah! 889 01:15:31,207 --> 01:15:33,937 Barnes lines a solid shot down the aisle in right center. 890 01:15:34,010 --> 01:15:37,844 Pace is chasing it back into the corner. Barnes is rounding first. 891 01:15:40,550 --> 01:15:42,984 Here comes the throw to second, and he - Safe! 892 01:15:43,052 --> 01:15:44,713 He's safe! 893 01:15:44,787 --> 01:15:49,656 Well, the Bombers get their second hit of the game, and it's a double! Oh! 894 01:15:51,694 --> 01:15:56,188 No wonder they're in the cellar. They got about as much enthusiasm as a $10 hooker. 895 01:15:56,266 --> 01:15:58,234 Come on. 896 01:15:58,301 --> 01:16:01,236 I want to watch the game. Will you follow me? 897 01:16:01,304 --> 01:16:05,331 - I can't. I'm up after Matt. - Yeah. Right. 898 01:16:05,408 --> 01:16:09,174 - Something wrong, Fox? - Uh, no. I'm gonna... 899 01:16:09,245 --> 01:16:13,079 I'll be back in a minute. I'm just gonna... you know. 900 01:16:13,149 --> 01:16:15,617 Make it snappy. 901 01:16:16,719 --> 01:16:18,482 Strike! 902 01:16:18,554 --> 01:16:23,082 The next son of a gun that swings at the first pitch, I'm gonna fine 50 bucks! 903 01:16:23,159 --> 01:16:25,150 Al! 904 01:16:31,701 --> 01:16:33,862 How'd you get here so fast? 905 01:16:33,936 --> 01:16:36,564 It's been a week since you quantum leaped. A week? 906 01:16:36,639 --> 01:16:40,234 A couple of minutes ago I was in the hospital with Peg. 907 01:16:40,310 --> 01:16:44,007 Well, you've been bouncing around in time, Sam. 908 01:16:44,080 --> 01:16:46,344 It may have seemed like a couple of minutes to you, 909 01:16:46,416 --> 01:16:49,943 but we've been popping champagne for six days. 910 01:16:50,019 --> 01:16:52,715 Oh, it was a hell of a party too. 911 01:16:52,789 --> 01:16:57,158 Gooshie, he got so wasted that he had Ziggy printing X-rated pictures. 912 01:16:57,226 --> 01:16:59,854 And you know Brenda, the cute little redhead in coding? 913 01:16:59,929 --> 01:17:02,955 She got so turned on! 914 01:17:03,032 --> 01:17:05,694 No, I don't know Brenda, or I don't remember Brenda. 915 01:17:05,768 --> 01:17:08,134 And I certainly don't care how turned on she got. 916 01:17:08,204 --> 01:17:11,401 I'm in a real identity crisis here, Al. 917 01:17:11,474 --> 01:17:15,035 I mean, one minute I'm Tom Stratton, and the next I'm a ball player named Fox. 918 01:17:15,111 --> 01:17:19,912 Tim Fox, 32-year-old third baseman for the Waco Bombers. 919 01:17:19,982 --> 01:17:24,419 According to Ziggy, you hit... 415 in '63 and got called up to Chicago... 920 01:17:24,487 --> 01:17:30,392 where you broke your leg sliding into second and got sent back down to recover. 921 01:17:30,460 --> 01:17:32,724 That was five years ago. 922 01:17:44,006 --> 01:17:45,940 Oh, boy! 923 01:17:46,008 --> 01:17:48,977 Hey, come on, Sam. We're missing the game! 924 01:17:49,045 --> 01:17:51,775 The hell with the game! It's your last one in organized ball. 925 01:17:51,848 --> 01:17:54,612 In a couple of minutes you're gonna fly out to center. 926 01:17:54,684 --> 01:17:56,762 The Bombers are gonna finish another season in the cellar, 927 01:17:56,786 --> 01:18:00,313 and you're gonna hang up your spikes. Then what? 928 01:18:00,390 --> 01:18:03,655 Well, you're gonna open up a Kentucky Fried Chicken franchise. What? 929 01:18:03,726 --> 01:18:05,990 You'll marry a girl named Sue and have two kids. 930 01:18:06,062 --> 01:18:08,040 Of course, you don't have to be around for all of that. 931 01:18:08,064 --> 01:18:13,468 Soon as we can figure out what needs to be put right, you'll leap outta here. 932 01:18:13,536 --> 01:18:16,767 Like fly the X-2 to Mach 3 and live? 933 01:18:16,839 --> 01:18:18,636 Hey, Ziggy blew it! Yeah. 934 01:18:18,708 --> 01:18:22,872 He didn't research it enough. Originally, Tom Stratton not only died, 935 01:18:22,945 --> 01:18:26,381 but his wife went into premature labor, and the baby was stillborn. 936 01:18:26,449 --> 01:18:27,973 And now? Tom's alive! 937 01:18:28,050 --> 01:18:31,713 Peg gave birth to a healthy baby girl, seven pounds, eight ounces. 938 01:18:31,788 --> 01:18:35,724 Funny thing. They happened to name her Samantha. 939 01:18:35,792 --> 01:18:38,818 Seems like someone wanted both Tom and Samantha to survive. 940 01:18:38,895 --> 01:18:40,487 Yeah. 941 01:18:40,563 --> 01:18:43,464 Come on, Jackson's up. He's gonna hit a homer with one on! 942 01:18:45,067 --> 01:18:47,934 You're a vampire. 943 01:18:48,004 --> 01:18:52,031 What? Neurological holograms don't reflect, Sam. 944 01:18:52,108 --> 01:18:56,169 Obviously when it comes to quantum physics, you're still a mental slug. 945 01:18:56,245 --> 01:18:59,043 But we can talk about this later. Come on. I hate to miss the game. 946 01:18:59,115 --> 01:19:01,640 You already know how it's going to end. 947 01:19:01,717 --> 01:19:07,451 I knew how it was gonna end when I took Brenda into the filing room. 948 01:19:07,523 --> 01:19:09,684 I still took her. 949 01:19:12,161 --> 01:19:15,324 There's the homer. Why didn't I leap all the way? 950 01:19:15,398 --> 01:19:18,993 Twelve years in a blink isn't bad, pal. A couple more of those, you'll be back home. 951 01:19:19,068 --> 01:19:22,265 If I leap forward again. What if I leap back? 952 01:19:22,338 --> 01:19:24,397 That is always possible. 953 01:19:24,474 --> 01:19:27,307 In other words, I could be bouncing around in time forever? 954 01:19:27,376 --> 01:19:30,368 No. Nobody lives forever. 955 01:19:34,116 --> 01:19:37,847 What does Ziggy say I have to put right to leap this time? He isn't saying. 956 01:19:37,920 --> 01:19:39,285 What? He's depressed. 957 01:19:39,355 --> 01:19:41,721 He's a computer. He's got a big ego. 958 01:19:41,791 --> 01:19:47,127 I think he knows what you have to do. He's just afraid to print it out in case he's wrong. 959 01:19:47,196 --> 01:19:49,596 Who created this Ziggy? 960 01:19:53,169 --> 01:19:59,074 You. Quantum Leap is your project, Sam. 961 01:19:59,141 --> 01:20:01,575 You're the genius behind it. 962 01:20:01,644 --> 01:20:05,307 At least you were before your brain got magna-foozled. 963 01:20:05,381 --> 01:20:10,785 No, no. See, I'm a medical doctor. I found that much out. 964 01:20:10,853 --> 01:20:12,753 You hold six doctorates, Sam. 965 01:20:12,822 --> 01:20:16,724 Medicine is just one of them. Your special gift was quantum physics. 966 01:20:16,792 --> 01:20:19,454 Time magazine even called you the next Einstein. 967 01:20:19,529 --> 01:20:21,724 The truth is... 968 01:20:21,797 --> 01:20:26,666 if there's one guy who could figure out how to bring you back... 969 01:20:26,736 --> 01:20:28,670 it's you. 970 01:20:33,943 --> 01:20:36,707 And I can't even remember my name. 971 01:20:41,984 --> 01:20:46,444 It's Beckett. 972 01:20:50,826 --> 01:20:52,760 Sam Beckett. 973 01:21:10,212 --> 01:21:13,147 Jackson hits a towering smash... 974 01:21:13,215 --> 01:21:16,673 over the Shneck and Shneck billboard in center field.! 975 01:21:16,752 --> 01:21:21,189 And the Bombers have pulled within a run. Ooo-wee.! 976 01:21:26,596 --> 01:21:28,962 Long distance. 977 01:21:29,031 --> 01:21:30,965 Long distance? 978 01:21:31,033 --> 01:21:34,662 Yes, I'd like to call a John Beckett... 979 01:21:34,737 --> 01:21:37,900 in Elk Ridge, Indiana. 980 01:21:37,974 --> 01:21:40,374 And I-I-I don't have the number. 981 01:21:40,443 --> 01:21:42,502 John Beckett? 982 01:21:42,578 --> 01:21:45,945 Yes, ma'am. Beckett. One moment, please. 983 01:21:53,289 --> 01:21:55,280 Hello? 984 01:21:58,394 --> 01:22:00,123 Dad? 985 01:22:00,196 --> 01:22:06,032 What? Who is this? Hello? Hello? 986 01:22:06,102 --> 01:22:09,003 Look, whoever this is, I got no time for tomfoolery. 987 01:22:09,071 --> 01:22:10,732 Please, don't hang up. 988 01:22:10,806 --> 01:22:12,797 Who is this? 989 01:22:14,744 --> 01:22:18,180 I- I'm a Beckett. 990 01:22:18,247 --> 01:22:21,705 My father and your father are related. 991 01:22:21,784 --> 01:22:23,775 How? 992 01:22:24,987 --> 01:22:29,515 Uh, they're brothers. 993 01:22:29,592 --> 01:22:31,583 I'm John's son. 994 01:22:31,661 --> 01:22:36,189 John's son? My God, he moved to Australia when I was just a kid. 995 01:22:36,265 --> 01:22:39,393 Huh! Listen to me telling you what your father did. 996 01:22:39,468 --> 01:22:41,436 That's all right. 997 01:22:41,504 --> 01:22:45,497 What's your name? Sam. 998 01:22:45,574 --> 01:22:49,066 Well, I'll be darned. I've named my boy Sam. 999 01:22:49,145 --> 01:22:52,774 How about that? You don't sound Australian, Sam. 1000 01:22:52,848 --> 01:22:55,976 Well, I-I-I travel a lot. 1001 01:22:59,855 --> 01:23:02,085 I don't believe it.! 1002 01:23:02,158 --> 01:23:05,127 Flash hit a stand-up double. 1003 01:23:06,962 --> 01:23:09,590 I don't want to disappoint my dad, but I... 1004 01:23:09,665 --> 01:23:12,930 I don't think I'm gonna be able to make it home for Thanksgiving this year. 1005 01:23:13,002 --> 01:23:16,403 Well, I know he'll understand. I hope so. 1006 01:23:16,472 --> 01:23:19,566 It doesn't mean I don't love him. I do, and I miss him a lot too, 1007 01:23:19,642 --> 01:23:21,633 even... 1008 01:23:23,846 --> 01:23:26,440 even if I never... I never told him. 1009 01:23:26,515 --> 01:23:28,745 He knows. You think so? 1010 01:23:28,818 --> 01:23:32,914 Well, a boy can't feel about his dad the way you do without his knowing it. 1011 01:23:35,491 --> 01:23:37,356 Maybe. 1012 01:23:37,426 --> 01:23:41,863 But when I don't show for Thanksgiving, it's-it's gonna hurt him. 1013 01:23:41,931 --> 01:23:46,231 Sam, it's nice to have the children home for the holidays, 1014 01:23:46,302 --> 01:23:49,635 but sometimes it can't happen. 1015 01:23:49,705 --> 01:23:52,674 You're a young man trying to make your mark in the world, and... 1016 01:23:52,742 --> 01:23:54,929 how you go about doing that's a lot more important 1017 01:23:54,930 --> 01:23:57,770 to your father than showing up for turkey. 1018 01:23:57,847 --> 01:23:59,974 At least it would be for me. 1019 01:24:03,185 --> 01:24:06,348 Coming from you, that means... that means a lot. 1020 01:24:06,422 --> 01:24:09,323 Now you can't make it to Australia for the holidays, 1021 01:24:09,391 --> 01:24:12,724 but... we're a lot closer. 1022 01:24:12,795 --> 01:24:15,457 Why don't you come up here? We got plenty of room, 1023 01:24:15,531 --> 01:24:20,491 and Mom's pumpkin pie has taken a blue ribbon at the Elk Ridge County Fair for ten years. 1024 01:24:22,004 --> 01:24:25,633 Well, I don't know if I'll be able to, but I'm... 1025 01:24:25,708 --> 01:24:27,676 I'm sure gonna try. 1026 01:24:27,743 --> 01:24:31,008 Well, it doesn't have to be Thanksgiving either. 1027 01:24:31,080 --> 01:24:34,049 You wanna drop by here anytime, you're welcome. 1028 01:24:36,652 --> 01:24:38,643 I'll remember that. 1029 01:24:43,092 --> 01:24:45,856 Good-bye. 1030 01:24:45,928 --> 01:24:47,919 I love you, Dad. 1031 01:25:04,013 --> 01:25:06,538 Hey, Dad, that calf is gonna drop any second. 1032 01:25:06,615 --> 01:25:09,448 I'll get my sweater, Sam. 1033 01:25:09,518 --> 01:25:13,079 I just talked to my Uncle John's son from Australia. 1034 01:25:13,155 --> 01:25:15,123 He may come for the holidays. 1035 01:25:15,191 --> 01:25:17,250 Can he milk cows? 1036 01:25:18,994 --> 01:25:20,928 Come on. 1037 01:25:40,282 --> 01:25:42,375 Thank you. 1038 01:25:59,235 --> 01:26:02,295 You know, maybe this quantum leaping... 1039 01:26:02,371 --> 01:26:04,498 isn't such a bad deal after all. 1040 01:26:04,573 --> 01:26:06,507 Getting a second chance to put things right, 1041 01:26:06,575 --> 01:26:10,773 to make the world a better place. 1042 01:26:10,846 --> 01:26:13,679 Who knows what I can accomplish before I'm done. 1043 01:26:29,265 --> 01:26:31,256 Thanks, Al. 1044 01:26:34,570 --> 01:26:38,006 Go fly out. 1045 01:26:38,073 --> 01:26:41,201 I don't know, Al. Maybe I'm here to win this one. 1046 01:26:44,914 --> 01:26:49,817 The tying run is on second, and the potential winning run is coming up to bat! 1047 01:26:49,885 --> 01:26:55,846 Hey, Fox! Tim, this is my last year too, 1048 01:26:55,925 --> 01:27:00,658 and, uh, I don't want to end it in the cellar. 1049 01:27:12,107 --> 01:27:14,667 Go, Foxy! Go, Foxy! 1050 01:27:14,743 --> 01:27:18,975 Foxy! Foxy! Foxy! 1051 01:27:19,048 --> 01:27:21,608 Give me one with a four-bagger in it, son. 1052 01:27:25,387 --> 01:27:29,084 Go on, Foxy. 1053 01:27:29,158 --> 01:27:31,991 Are you serious, Sam? 1054 01:27:32,061 --> 01:27:34,791 You notice who that kid kind of looks like out there? Yeah. 1055 01:27:34,863 --> 01:27:38,162 Yeah? Yeah? You're gonna fly to center. 1056 01:27:38,233 --> 01:27:42,192 Fox flied out to center. I'm not Fox. 1057 01:27:42,271 --> 01:27:45,502 Yeah, well, you're not Roy Hobbs either. 1058 01:27:51,747 --> 01:27:54,511 Fox, representing the winning run, steps to the plate. 1059 01:27:54,583 --> 01:27:59,816 A switch-hitter, Fox has 28 home runs this year, 12 of them batting left-handed. 1060 01:28:03,926 --> 01:28:08,590 Be patient in there now! Be patient! 1061 01:28:22,678 --> 01:28:25,738 Strike one! 1062 01:28:25,814 --> 01:28:29,306 Well, now, at least there's someone around here who can follow orders. 1063 01:28:42,297 --> 01:28:44,891 Strike two! 1064 01:28:50,472 --> 01:28:54,340 That last one had to be over 100 miles an hour. 1065 01:28:54,410 --> 01:28:57,345 I'll get the next one. Did you ask for time? 1066 01:28:57,413 --> 01:28:59,847 No. Play ball. All right. Let's go. 1067 01:28:59,915 --> 01:29:01,678 "When it comes to that final out in life, 1068 01:29:01,750 --> 01:29:05,948 "whether you pop out, ground out or fly out, remember. 1069 01:29:06,021 --> 01:29:10,390 Shneck and Shneck will always be there to bring you home." 1070 01:29:10,459 --> 01:29:13,360 Fox steps back into the box. He digs in. 1071 01:29:13,429 --> 01:29:18,423 Behind 0 and 2 in the count, he looks determined not to let another pitch go by. 1072 01:29:58,073 --> 01:30:00,371 Strike three.!