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<i>It all started when a time-travel
experiment I was conducting...</i>

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<i>went... a little caca.</i>

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<i>In the blink of a cosmic clock,
I went from quantum physicist...</i>

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<i>to air force test pilot,</i>

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<i>which could have been fun
if I knew how to fly.</i>

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<i>Fortunately, I had help...
an observer from the project named Al.</i>

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<i>Unfortunately, Al's a hologram,
so all he can lend is moral support.</i>

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<i>Anyway, here I am,
bouncing around in time,</i>

9
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<i>putting things right
that once went wrong...</i>

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<i>a sort of time-traveling Lone Ranger
with Al as my Tonto,</i>

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<i>and I don't even need a mask.</i>

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Oh, boy.

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<i>Bouncing around in time
can be a little disorienting,</i>

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<i>a little taxing on the nerves,</i>

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<i>a little jolting to the... equilibrium.</i>

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<i>It can also be very rewarding.</i>

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<i>Unfortunately, like the Bible says,</i>

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<i>the Lord giveth...</i>

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<i>And the Lord taketh away.</i>

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Not gonna do it.
I want heirs, Tess.

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I want Riata to stay in the family,
to go to my grandsons.

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Well, I don't see that happening, Chance. So
if you're so damn set on disinheriting me...

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if I don't lift up my tail
and act like a brood mare,

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then maybe you should figure out some way to
take the spread with you when the time comes.

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It's all my fault. I raised you
to run this place like a man,

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and now you don't
know how to be a woman.

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That's just fine with me. I never
did take to sashayin' and swoonin'.

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Well, your mama, God rest her soul, she'd
have made a woman of you instead of a cowboy.

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Why can't I be both?
'Cause it ain't natural.

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Get married, Tess.
Who do you expect me to marry?

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Ben or Eddie...

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or Zeke?

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I won't breed with inferior stock,
Chance.

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The man I marry has to be
more of a man than I am.

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Now, daughter, I'm here to tell you.
I don't want to hurt your feelings,

36
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but any man on this ranch
is more man than you are.

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Bull. Nobody here can keep
up with me, including Wayne.

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Aw, now you're talkin'
like a fool, girl.

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And I'll tell you what. If
there's a man on this ranch

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who can keep up with me for
one week, then I'll marry him.

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But if he can't, then we forget about
this marriage business once and for all.

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Honey, you just overplayed your hand.
I pick.

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No. I pick him.

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I pick...

45
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Him.

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Tess, you can't be serious.

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You said any man on the ranch,
Chance, and a deal's a deal.

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Right, Doc? Right.

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- You go for it, Doc?
- Go for what?

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Marriage, son.
To Tess and 50,000 acres of Riata.

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If you can outride,
out rope and all-around out cowboy me.

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- You're kiddin', right?
- This is Texas, son.

53
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We don't kid about our land,
our women or our livestock.

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- Now, what's the matter with that little pig?
- Uh... Wha...

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- It's hog cholera, ain't it?
- Hog cholera, uh...

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Well, you... you never know with pigs.

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Damn, I was afraid of that. We're gonna
have to shoot the whole mess of'em.

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- Shoot 'em?
- Then burn 'em.

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No, no, no, no, no. You can't...
You can't shoot 'em,

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because I, uh, haven't made
a... a diagnosis yet.

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Uh, okay?

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Well, what do ya say?

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I'll take the pig.
You keep the daughter.

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Well, pick another one.
Nope. It's Doc or nothin'.

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Come on, Tess.
Or nothin', Chance.

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Doc's a fool.

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<i>Thad and me...</i>

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<i>thad and me</i>

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<i>All he does is chew and chew</i>

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<i>Thad and me</i>

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<i>All he does is</i>

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<i>Baa at me</i>

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<i>Every time I leap,</i>

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<i>I do this song and dance to find
out who I am and where I live.</i>

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<i>Sometimes... it's hard,</i>

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<i>and sometimes it's easy.</i>

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<i>All he does is baa at me</i>

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<i>Figuring out the names of everyone I'm
supposed to know is a little tougher,</i>

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<i>especially if they're alone.</i>

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- Hey, Doc.
- Hi, uh, pard.

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What happened to you?

82
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Oh, just had a little accident.

83
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Looks like you got us
another patient there.

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Yeah, gotta figure out what's
causin' this little guy's runny nose.

85
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Think it might be the hog cholera?

86
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No, it's not hog chol... cholera.

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Whatever you say, Doc.

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Listen, I fed and watered all the
animals and, uh, cleaned out the cages.

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Thanks, uh, pard.

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See ya tomorrow, Doc.
Come on, Pard. Let's go.

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Couldn't you give 'em name tags?

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Or tattoos.

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Tina's got her name in a tattoo.

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Course, that wouldn't do you much good,
because it's...

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It's in a super private part
of her anatomy.

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Of course, she always thought
you were kind of cute.

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Uh, Sam, you've never seen
Tina's tattoo, have you?

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- You didn't answer my question, Sam.
- What?

99
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- Did you ever see Tina's tattoo?
- Are you serious?

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You've seen it.

101
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Al, I don't even remember Tina,
let alone her tattoo.

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- You're hiding behind your Swiss cheese brain.
- What the hell is wrong with you?

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Nah, it couldn't be you.
You're stuck here in 1956.

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56's? I'm still a baby. My
sister Kate's not even born yet.

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Who's President, Eisenhower?

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- Ike Bentenhoff.
- What?

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He works in Imaging Control.

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At the Christmas party, when Lucille and I
slipped off into the energizing chamber...

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- to... to...
- I know, I know.

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Exchange gifts, that dirty dog took
advantage of my absence to cozy up to Tina.

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- Tina's cheating on you?
- Can you believe it?

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It boggles the mind.

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Come in here, Al.

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It's like Noah's Ark.

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Well, this is kinda fun.

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Oh, listen, Al. You figure out
what I'm here to do?

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Oh, uh, no, I haven't finished
the computation yet.

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Uh, just a second.

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Uh, well, according to Ziggy,

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there's a 72% chance
you're here to cure the pig.

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For a minute I thought I was
here to marry Tess. Huh! Oh.

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"Oh," what? Oh, oh, well, I haven't
run a number on that yet. Wait.

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Oh, it's not so bad, Sam.

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Uh, there's only a 47% chance
you're gonna marry this girl Tess.

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00:10:04,733 --> 00:10:08,863
- Hey, Al, do pigs like milk?
- Oh, they adore it.

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Do you know what's wrong with this...
with him?

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Uh, it's not a him, Sam. It's a girl.

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Trust me, Sam.

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Runny nose, watery eyes...

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Squeaky voice... loud squeaky voice.

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I don't know, Al. I don't know...

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Al. Al, that raccoon can see you.

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Oh, well, almost all animals can see me.

134
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But, you know, there must be
somethin' weird lookin' about me,

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because I seem to intimidate them.

136
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Maybe it's your clothes.

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Hey, Al.
Here's a scrapbook on Tess McGill.

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- Look at this.
- What?

139
00:11:01,356 --> 00:11:04,120
Well, it-it's Doc's diary.

140
00:11:04,192 --> 00:11:07,593
Correction, it's your diary.

141
00:11:07,662 --> 00:11:10,426
Well, technically it is, but,

142
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I mean, you know,
in reality it's...

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Just go ahead
and read the diary, Sam.

144
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"I saw her today. She was having trouble
getting her prize stallion to mate.

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That's a cross we all have to bear...

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performance under pressure.

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"I wanted to take her in my arms,
to kiss her cheeks, her eyes, her lips,

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"but after all these years,
I'm still dumbstruck in her presence.

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Will I ever have the courage
to tell Tess how much I love her?"

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00:11:40,629 --> 00:11:43,462
Al, Doc's in love with Tess.

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Uh-oh.
"Uh-oh," what?

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Well, uh, there's a 97% probability...

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that someone who's been sending
her love letters will marry Tess.

154
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Well, uh, then I'm okay, because this
is a diary. It's not love letters.

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Don't fight it, Sam.
You're here to marry this cowboy.

156
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Uh, boy-girl. Cowgirl. Girl.

157
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Tess, look here.

158
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Mornin', Doc.

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Chance.

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Does your bein' here
mean we got to shoot 'em?

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Shoot 'em?

162
00:12:33,081 --> 00:12:35,982
Oh, uh, no, no. Uh, I haven't
figured out what's wrong with Piggy,

163
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but it's not hog cholera.
Piggy?

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That's what I-I... named the little pig.

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Piggy.

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Then you're here
to take me on, Doc?

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That's right, Tess.
I'm here to take you on.

168
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Yahoo, boys!
We got us a contest!

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Get you in shape.

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Come on. Take this, would ya?
Take this thing.

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Easy.

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00:13:06,648 --> 00:13:08,809
Here, Doc. You don't have to do that. Oh.

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Take that one.
Thanks.

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First thing my Dad taught me
about mounting an unknown horse...

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was to look him straight in the eye
and show him who's boss.

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Then, with a good grip on the reins,

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mount quickly and take a firm seat.

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After that, the rest was easy.

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Uuh!

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<i>Hey, Doc! Got a bottle of liniment for
you right here! Get up there!</i>

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00:14:00,535 --> 00:14:02,730
What the hell's got into you, Doc?

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00:14:02,804 --> 00:14:06,638
All of Texas knows nobody's ever
ridden Widowmaker, except me.

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Ooh!

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Hope you don't mind, Doc.

185
00:14:24,025 --> 00:14:26,516
Just a little cowboy humor.

186
00:14:26,595 --> 00:14:29,792
Well, I...
I always liked a good joke.

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00:14:59,194 --> 00:15:02,561
Ever do any ropin', Doc?

188
00:15:02,631 --> 00:15:04,895
Well, it's been a while.

189
00:15:04,966 --> 00:15:07,434
You, uh, knot your rope to the horn,
or you dally it?

190
00:15:07,502 --> 00:15:10,938
- Dally?
- From the Mex... dale vuelta.

191
00:15:11,006 --> 00:15:12,997
It means to give it a turn.

192
00:15:13,074 --> 00:15:15,668
See, you just take the rope
in your hand like this,

193
00:15:15,744 --> 00:15:18,907
give it a turn
around the horn for leverage.

194
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Easier to release.

195
00:15:22,384 --> 00:15:25,319
It's your turn, Doc. You up to it?

196
00:15:25,387 --> 00:15:28,914
Dale... Vuelta.

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00:15:28,990 --> 00:15:31,891
- Dale vuelta.
- Yeah. Go get 'em.

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00:15:34,396 --> 00:15:35,795
Yah!

199
00:15:44,305 --> 00:15:46,967
What were you two palaverin' about?

200
00:15:47,042 --> 00:15:50,534
Oh, I was just, uh,
showin' him how to dally his rope.

201
00:16:10,298 --> 00:16:14,234
You tell him to keep his thumb up?

202
00:16:14,302 --> 00:16:17,396
Wayne, if he's not careful
that rope will jerk his thumb off.

203
00:16:17,472 --> 00:16:19,838
You wanna win this contest or not?

204
00:16:21,242 --> 00:16:24,700
Now, I'm tellin' you somethin'.
The main mistake you're makin' is...

205
00:16:24,779 --> 00:16:27,247
pick one and stay on him, patient.

206
00:16:27,315 --> 00:16:31,411
Even if another one is closer,
don't go after this'un and after that'un.

207
00:16:31,486 --> 00:16:36,082
Pick one and stay with that one.
Now go try it again. Go on.

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00:16:36,157 --> 00:16:39,923
Whoo! Yeah!

209
00:16:52,040 --> 00:16:55,476
Gosh, Doc. Didn't I tell you
to keep your thumb up?

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00:16:55,543 --> 00:16:57,977
- No!
- I'm sorry.

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00:16:59,280 --> 00:17:01,441
God!

212
00:17:01,516 --> 00:17:05,282
I guess I'll just have to...
grow a new one.

213
00:17:08,656 --> 00:17:11,648
Heh! Just a little
cowboy humor there, Wayne.

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00:17:11,726 --> 00:17:13,887
Yeah. Giddap!

215
00:17:42,390 --> 00:17:44,688
Where you goin', Doc?

216
00:17:44,759 --> 00:17:48,957
Oh, I just... I thought I might
go home and have a hot bath,

217
00:17:49,030 --> 00:17:54,093
eat a little supper, have a hot
bath... Well, we got business in town.

218
00:17:54,169 --> 00:17:57,866
There's a buyer interested in one of our prize
bulls, and if you intend to run Riata with me,

219
00:17:57,939 --> 00:18:01,272
- I think maybe you better come along.
- Without a bath?

220
00:18:01,342 --> 00:18:03,674
You got it, cowboy.

221
00:18:03,745 --> 00:18:06,646
Bonanza was never like this.

222
00:18:20,728 --> 00:18:22,889
Wayne, I want a good hand.

223
00:18:22,964 --> 00:18:25,125
Yeah, I know you do.

224
00:18:25,200 --> 00:18:28,192
Now, Orly, you weren't serious
when you offered 6,000...

225
00:18:28,269 --> 00:18:31,397
for my prize-winnin' bull,
were you?

226
00:18:31,472 --> 00:18:36,842
I heard rumors that bull's gone the way
of Hollywood, if you know what I mean.

227
00:18:36,911 --> 00:18:42,076
Not true, Orly. Hell, half my
heifers are fightin'to get near him,

228
00:18:42,150 --> 00:18:45,347
and the other half
just sit back and admire his work.

229
00:18:45,420 --> 00:18:48,981
Now, don't ya think 7,500
would be a more Christian offer?

230
00:18:49,057 --> 00:18:50,991
Hmm.

231
00:18:52,727 --> 00:18:55,924
No, thanks.
I'll just stick with beer.

232
00:18:55,997 --> 00:18:59,143
Part of bein' a cowboy is bein' able to hold
your liquor while you're holdin' your cards.

233
00:18:59,167 --> 00:19:01,226
I said, no, thank you.
And I said drink it.

234
00:19:01,302 --> 00:19:02,701
- Wayne!
- What?

235
00:19:02,770 --> 00:19:05,830
Back off. Well, ante up, Doc.

236
00:19:05,907 --> 00:19:09,673
You're losin'bad, and I ain't marryin'
no man who can't beat me at poker.

237
00:19:12,413 --> 00:19:16,349
Tina and I met
over a poker table...

238
00:19:16,417 --> 00:19:18,408
in Las Vegas.

239
00:19:19,487 --> 00:19:22,752
I had a flush. She had a pair.

240
00:19:23,758 --> 00:19:25,749
Oh, what a pair.

241
00:19:25,827 --> 00:19:29,763
- Gimme two, Wayne.
- She ran out on me, Sam.

242
00:19:29,831 --> 00:19:32,925
She took my second-most-favorite organ...

243
00:19:33,001 --> 00:19:37,028
and stomped it to death
with her four-inch spike heels.

244
00:19:37,105 --> 00:19:41,599
- Coulda been worse.
- You tryin' to bluff us there, Doc?

245
00:19:46,547 --> 00:19:51,143
You'll never guess who she ran off with...
Gooshie.

246
00:19:51,219 --> 00:19:54,052
- Gooshie?
- Gooshie?

247
00:19:54,122 --> 00:19:56,113
Yeah. G-G-Gooshie.

248
00:19:56,190 --> 00:20:00,092
It's, uh, Navajo for...

249
00:20:01,262 --> 00:20:03,253
I'll see ya.

250
00:20:03,331 --> 00:20:06,061
You know,
you're wasting your money, Sam.

251
00:20:06,134 --> 00:20:08,967
Three kings.
He's got a full boat, aces over eights.

252
00:20:09,037 --> 00:20:10,971
Wayne?

253
00:20:11,039 --> 00:20:15,635
Yeah. Two dollars and, uh,

254
00:20:15,710 --> 00:20:17,644
two more.

255
00:20:17,712 --> 00:20:20,078
He's cheating.

256
00:20:20,148 --> 00:20:24,175
He took the best cards from the
last hand, three aces and two eights.

257
00:20:24,252 --> 00:20:26,413
That's what he's got,
aces and eights.

258
00:20:26,487 --> 00:20:27,517
What about it, Doc?

259
00:20:27,518 --> 00:20:31,584
You gonna stare into space like a
castrated steer, or are you gonna call me?

260
00:20:31,659 --> 00:20:34,059
- Can't beat a full boat.
- How do you know what I'm holding?

261
00:20:34,095 --> 00:20:36,928
Because you're cheating.

262
00:20:44,739 --> 00:20:47,139
- That's it.
- Hold it, Wayne.

263
00:20:49,711 --> 00:20:51,872
Doc, you better know
what you're sayin'.

264
00:20:51,946 --> 00:20:55,939
- I do. Tell them Wayne was palming,
- He was palming,

265
00:20:56,017 --> 00:20:58,008
stacking, shifting,
stacking, shifting...

266
00:20:58,086 --> 00:21:01,385
dealing seconds, dealing base,
dealing sides... cheating.

267
00:21:01,456 --> 00:21:04,050
- Cheating.
- That's why I know...

268
00:21:04,125 --> 00:21:07,788
that... he's got aces and eights.

269
00:21:09,297 --> 00:21:12,858
I got a right to stomp him, Chance.
Not if he's tellin' the truth.

270
00:21:12,934 --> 00:21:15,732
And there's an easy way to find out.

271
00:21:20,708 --> 00:21:23,404
He was cheating, Sam. I swear it.

272
00:21:26,914 --> 00:21:30,570
Uh, Wayne, look, I'm sorry.
I apologize. I just...

273
00:21:30,571 --> 00:21:32,147
That ain't good enough.

274
00:21:32,220 --> 00:21:33,915
Yes, it is.

275
00:21:36,591 --> 00:21:38,559
Buy me a drink, Wayne.

276
00:21:45,400 --> 00:21:49,530
Well, Orly, let's me and you
go talk a little bull. Eh, heh!

277
00:21:49,604 --> 00:21:52,004
I'll hold the money.

278
00:21:54,075 --> 00:21:55,540
Let's get something straight, Wayne.

279
00:21:55,541 --> 00:21:58,512
This is my test, and I'm gonna win it
fair or I'm not gonna win it at all.

280
00:21:58,579 --> 00:22:00,774
You gonna marry Doc?
I ain't marryin' no man.

281
00:22:00,848 --> 00:22:03,749
You are if he wins.
Doc can't out cowboy me.

282
00:22:03,818 --> 00:22:07,015
I don't know, Tess.
There's somethin' different about Doc.

283
00:22:07,088 --> 00:22:09,079
Aces and eights.

284
00:22:10,658 --> 00:22:13,183
That's a dead man's hand,
isn't it... isn't it?

285
00:22:14,395 --> 00:22:17,762
Isn't it?
Yeah, it is.

286
00:22:21,836 --> 00:22:26,500
Ah! Oh!
Turn over Tess's hand.

287
00:22:26,574 --> 00:22:30,874
Forget it, Al. You were wrong.
Sam, turn over Tess's hand.

288
00:22:31,879 --> 00:22:33,870
Come on!

289
00:22:36,017 --> 00:22:38,884
See, I knew it... aces and eights.

290
00:22:38,953 --> 00:22:42,081
He was cheatin'.
He dealt 'em to her so she could beat you.

291
00:22:44,225 --> 00:22:47,092
So that's how she's gonna play it.

292
00:23:03,177 --> 00:23:06,874
You oughta take some salt tablets
and some water.

293
00:23:06,948 --> 00:23:08,939
I ain't thirsty.

294
00:23:11,385 --> 00:23:13,478
No sense killin' yourself.

295
00:23:13,554 --> 00:23:16,352
You're two posts behind,
and there are only three holes left.

296
00:23:16,424 --> 00:23:20,724
- I don't need no help!
- Oh, Women's Lib is gonna love you.

297
00:23:20,795 --> 00:23:23,787
What's that?
Somethin' on the horizon,

298
00:23:23,865 --> 00:23:25,856
like that storm.

299
00:23:27,535 --> 00:23:29,765
We'll beat it. It's an hour off.

300
00:23:37,845 --> 00:23:39,836
Here.

301
00:23:39,914 --> 00:23:41,905
I ain't thirsty.

302
00:23:45,653 --> 00:23:47,814
Tess,

303
00:23:47,889 --> 00:23:50,050
you're pale,

304
00:23:50,124 --> 00:23:54,060
you're hot,
and I'll bet nauseous.

305
00:23:54,128 --> 00:23:57,495
I want you out of the sun.
I ain't no quitter.

306
00:23:57,565 --> 00:23:59,726
Look, nobody said you were.

307
00:23:59,800 --> 00:24:04,032
It's just, there's some things that...
that a man can do better than a woman.

308
00:24:04,105 --> 00:24:07,233
There ain't nothin' that
you can do better than me.

309
00:24:07,308 --> 00:24:10,554
And there are some things that a woman can
do better than a man, like havin' babies.

310
00:24:10,578 --> 00:24:15,606
Babies? I ain't havin' no babies.

311
00:24:15,683 --> 00:24:19,363
Isn't that why you're gettin' married, so you
can have children and keep Riata in the family?

312
00:24:19,420 --> 00:24:21,718
I ain't gettin' married.

313
00:24:21,789 --> 00:24:24,724
Well, you are if I can
keep up with you,

314
00:24:24,792 --> 00:24:27,283
and, uh, I figure that
I'm ahead on points.

315
00:24:29,630 --> 00:24:33,225
Come on. Let go of me! I
ain't lettin' no man...

316
00:24:33,301 --> 00:24:35,292
Whoop.

317
00:24:57,625 --> 00:25:03,029
Pard and me
Pardon me for loving you

318
00:25:09,003 --> 00:25:11,904
What is it, Doc?

319
00:25:11,973 --> 00:25:16,876
Heat exhaustion. Get me a half teaspoon of salt
in a quart of cold water, and get me a washcloth.

320
00:25:16,944 --> 00:25:18,935
All right.

321
00:25:38,733 --> 00:25:42,100
Here you go, Doc. I got the well water
and salt like y'all... Oh, Lordy!

322
00:25:42,169 --> 00:25:44,364
Pour me a glass.

323
00:25:45,740 --> 00:25:49,437
She gonna be all right?
Soon as I get her cooled off...

324
00:25:49,510 --> 00:25:52,240
and get some fluids in her,
she'll be fine.

325
00:25:52,313 --> 00:25:54,474
Fetch me a fan, would ya?
All right.

326
00:25:54,548 --> 00:25:56,880
"Fetch." I'm talkin' like them.

327
00:26:12,900 --> 00:26:16,768
I'll go get the animals.

328
00:26:16,837 --> 00:26:19,032
- Good idea.
- Yeah.

329
00:26:23,678 --> 00:26:28,047
What happened?
I mentioned babies and you fainted.

330
00:26:28,115 --> 00:26:33,451
I swooned?
Well, yeah. Uh, drink this.

331
00:26:36,223 --> 00:26:39,215
Salt water?
Just drink it, please.

332
00:26:46,200 --> 00:26:47,588
Why'd you bring me here?

333
00:26:47,589 --> 00:26:51,866
It's closer than your place. Now, just
drink a little bit more, and slowly.

334
00:26:53,607 --> 00:26:55,598
That's it.

335
00:27:02,316 --> 00:27:04,307
You... You man!

336
00:27:10,624 --> 00:27:12,615
Oh, that's smart.

337
00:27:12,693 --> 00:27:16,493
You're... You got heat prostration,
and you cover yourself up with a blanket.

338
00:27:16,564 --> 00:27:20,398
Pass out again if you want to.
I'll just take off all of your clothes.

339
00:27:24,638 --> 00:27:27,368
- Hi, Miss McGill. Feelin' any better?
- Hi, B...

340
00:27:30,177 --> 00:27:32,839
Doc, if you don't mind...
I put the animals up.

341
00:27:32,913 --> 00:27:36,144
I'd kinda like to get back.
Looks like it's gonna be a pretty big one.

342
00:27:36,217 --> 00:27:39,118
Yeah, well it's fine by me.

343
00:27:39,186 --> 00:27:42,019
Well, I better get home too.

344
00:27:42,089 --> 00:27:46,753
Yeah, you're not goin' anywhere
for at least an hour.

345
00:27:46,827 --> 00:27:48,818
You, uh...

346
00:27:49,830 --> 00:27:51,821
You want...

347
00:27:53,267 --> 00:27:55,827
You want the boy to stay?

348
00:27:57,805 --> 00:28:01,206
- No.
- Y'all take care now, you hear?

349
00:28:06,379 --> 00:28:09,572
Thank you for trusting me.

350
00:28:10,651 --> 00:28:13,779
I don't trust ya, Doc. I trust me.

351
00:28:23,864 --> 00:28:27,027
What's wrong with Piggy?

352
00:28:29,136 --> 00:28:31,400
She has allergies.

353
00:28:32,540 --> 00:28:34,531
What?

354
00:28:34,608 --> 00:28:39,238
Uh, she's allergic to something
on your ranch. She's fine here.

355
00:28:40,714 --> 00:28:43,205
Then you keep her.

356
00:28:43,284 --> 00:28:48,017
Well, thank you, Tess.
That's, uh... That's mighty nice.

357
00:28:49,457 --> 00:28:53,587
Just payment for the doctorin' and
the loan of the clothes, that's all.

358
00:28:55,729 --> 00:28:58,755
Shh, shh, shh. Easy.

359
00:28:58,833 --> 00:29:01,666
Easy, Piggy.
That ol' thunder can't hurt you.

360
00:29:03,204 --> 00:29:06,002
She can't understand you.

361
00:29:06,073 --> 00:29:09,565
I'm just usin' my voice to...
soothe her.

362
00:29:16,984 --> 00:29:19,282
Thunder scares me.

363
00:29:19,353 --> 00:29:24,256
Always has, always will.
I guess I'm no smarter than Piggy.

364
00:29:24,325 --> 00:29:27,817
There's no sin in bein' afraid.
It is in Texas.

365
00:29:32,099 --> 00:29:34,727
Well, I think the worst is over.

366
00:29:37,438 --> 00:29:40,566
You wanna dance?

367
00:29:40,641 --> 00:29:42,666
What?

368
00:29:42,743 --> 00:29:44,802
Dance.

369
00:29:50,416 --> 00:29:52,216
I don't dance.

370
00:30:35,260 --> 00:30:36,260
No!

371
00:30:36,931 --> 00:30:37,649
What did I do?

372
00:30:37,650 --> 00:30:39,309
It's not what you did.
It's what you're gonna do.

373
00:30:39,333 --> 00:30:41,267
I ain't gonna lose in here
what I won out there.

374
00:30:41,335 --> 00:30:44,361
I didn't think dancing
was part of the contest.

375
00:30:44,438 --> 00:30:45,837
Everything's part of the contest, Doc,

376
00:30:45,838 --> 00:30:49,019
and so far you ain't been able to keep up
with me at anything except posthole diggin'!

377
00:30:49,043 --> 00:30:53,036
And poker.
I figure I'm ahead in poker.

378
00:30:59,653 --> 00:31:01,917
I didn't know Wayne
was gonna do that.

379
00:31:06,293 --> 00:31:08,818
I'm-I'm glad you weren't in on it.

380
00:31:12,166 --> 00:31:15,499
So...
So...

381
00:31:15,569 --> 00:31:20,302
Uh, the way I see it, I bested you
in ropin', wranglin' and drinkin',

382
00:31:20,374 --> 00:31:23,207
and you got a leg up on me...

383
00:31:23,277 --> 00:31:27,646
in poker, posthole diggin'
and dancin'.

384
00:31:27,715 --> 00:31:32,118
Sounds like a tie to me. Contest
wasn't to tie me. It was to beat me.

385
00:31:32,186 --> 00:31:34,484
Well, I still have tomorrow.
Tomorrow's Sunday,

386
00:31:34,555 --> 00:31:39,720
and, unless you intend to out pray me,
you just lost, Doc.

387
00:31:39,793 --> 00:31:41,954
Look, Tess.

388
00:31:42,029 --> 00:31:44,156
Come on.
You owe me a tiebreaker.

389
00:31:48,168 --> 00:31:51,501
Okay. One last test.

390
00:31:51,572 --> 00:31:56,407
Shoot.
You want to marry me, Doc?

391
00:31:56,477 --> 00:31:58,468
Ride Widowmaker.

392
00:32:03,350 --> 00:32:05,341
That's what I thought.

393
00:32:33,147 --> 00:32:36,048
I like you, too, Piggy. Yeah.

394
00:32:38,052 --> 00:32:40,043
Funny thing is...

395
00:32:41,155 --> 00:32:44,989
Till we danced, I didn't realize
how much I liked her.

396
00:33:10,451 --> 00:33:12,442
Tess!

397
00:33:16,557 --> 00:33:19,025
I'm comin', Chance.
The Lord has waited all week for...

398
00:33:19,093 --> 00:33:22,790
Ain't that Doc
and Widowmaker down there?

399
00:33:25,432 --> 00:33:28,492
Al, Widowmaker.

400
00:33:28,569 --> 00:33:30,560
Oh, hello, Widowmaker.

401
00:33:31,605 --> 00:33:36,736
Do you know where she and that
jockstrap breath went over the weekend?

402
00:33:36,810 --> 00:33:41,474
To Vegas. Can you believe it?
Our Vegas. Al.

403
00:33:41,548 --> 00:33:45,951
If that Tina came to me on her knees...
on her knees and begged me,

404
00:33:46,019 --> 00:33:49,216
I wouldn't give her the
sweat off of my... Al.

405
00:33:50,691 --> 00:33:53,091
Oh, uh, you want me
to control the horse.

406
00:33:53,160 --> 00:33:55,594
Please.

407
00:33:55,662 --> 00:33:58,426
- Hey, Doc, you crazy?
- Ask Tess.

408
00:33:58,499 --> 00:34:02,959
He's gonna get himself killed.
Is this here part of the contest?

409
00:34:03,036 --> 00:34:05,231
This is the contest.

410
00:34:05,305 --> 00:34:08,103
Come on, boys!
He's gonna try her again!

411
00:34:08,175 --> 00:34:11,406
Ohhmmm.

412
00:34:11,478 --> 00:34:14,038
- You ready? Al?
- Ohhmmm.

413
00:34:14,114 --> 00:34:16,275
- Al?
- Yeah, yeah. Get on. Go ahead.

414
00:34:16,350 --> 00:34:19,444
Ohhmmm.

415
00:34:25,225 --> 00:34:27,523
Ohhmmm... What?

416
00:34:27,594 --> 00:34:32,361
No, I'm busy right now.
Ohhmmm.

417
00:34:32,432 --> 00:34:35,424
- No, I can't come to the phone right now.
- Al.

418
00:34:35,502 --> 00:34:38,369
Ohhmmm... Who is it?

419
00:34:39,339 --> 00:34:41,500
Tina? Uh, um...

420
00:34:41,575 --> 00:34:45,807
Uh, just... just stay right there
for a while, uh, Sam.

421
00:34:45,879 --> 00:34:48,677
I'll be right back, huh?
Yeah. Just...

422
00:34:48,749 --> 00:34:50,740
Just...

423
00:34:54,221 --> 00:34:55,745
Yee-aa-aah!

424
00:35:01,128 --> 00:35:03,028
Ride him, Doc!

425
00:35:04,064 --> 00:35:06,862
- Come on.
- Come on, Doc.

426
00:35:07,868 --> 00:35:09,392
Come on, Doc.
Come on, Doc.

427
00:35:11,705 --> 00:35:14,333
Come on, Doc!
Ride him!

428
00:35:15,642 --> 00:35:19,009
- Ride him, Doc!
- Come on, Doc!

429
00:35:33,093 --> 00:35:36,324
- God dang!
- All right. I seen some ridin' out there.

430
00:35:36,396 --> 00:35:39,058
Good ride, Doc.

431
00:35:39,132 --> 00:35:42,533
Good ride. You know, I think
Widowmaker could use a new name.

432
00:35:42,603 --> 00:35:46,699
- Welcome to the family, son.
- Thanks, but no thanks. I just, uh...

433
00:35:46,773 --> 00:35:50,937
I wanted to see if I could ride him,
not her.

434
00:36:10,430 --> 00:36:12,557
Oh, now, now, daughter.

435
00:36:12,633 --> 00:36:15,534
I guess the laugh's on me.
Nobody's laughin', Tess.

436
00:36:15,602 --> 00:36:17,832
They better not.

437
00:36:17,905 --> 00:36:20,567
Go after him.

438
00:36:20,641 --> 00:36:22,632
Chase a man?

439
00:36:22,709 --> 00:36:27,908
A calf has to be roped before you can
put your brand on him. Why not a man?

440
00:36:27,981 --> 00:36:29,972
It'd be humiliating.

441
00:36:30,050 --> 00:36:33,577
Any more than what you've
been doin' to Doc this past week?

442
00:36:33,654 --> 00:36:38,216
Tess, for once in your life, act
like a woman instead of a cowboy.

443
00:36:38,292 --> 00:36:40,590
Hmm?

444
00:36:43,230 --> 00:36:45,824
You gotta trust me, Doc.

445
00:36:45,899 --> 00:36:49,096
I'm doin' what I think is best.

446
00:36:49,169 --> 00:36:52,366
Winning a contest isn't enough.
I mean, she's gotta want...

447
00:36:52,439 --> 00:36:54,771
You always talk to yourself,
Doc?

448
00:36:55,776 --> 00:36:57,835
You always...

449
00:36:57,911 --> 00:37:01,074
come into a man's house
without knocking?

450
00:37:01,148 --> 00:37:03,241
Sorry.

451
00:37:03,317 --> 00:37:05,785
You oughta wear a dress more often.

452
00:37:05,852 --> 00:37:07,945
Kinda hard to work a ranch
wearin' a dress.

453
00:37:08,021 --> 00:37:10,888
- Don't you ever back off?
- Can't afford to.

454
00:37:10,958 --> 00:37:15,510
Oh, yeah, I forgot. You're a Texan, and
Texans gotta be tougher than rawhide.

455
00:37:15,511 --> 00:37:16,794
What do you want, Tess?

456
00:37:16,863 --> 00:37:20,299
Well, I was just wonderin'...

457
00:37:20,367 --> 00:37:24,963
why you risked your life
for 50,000 acres of prime Texas land...

458
00:37:25,038 --> 00:37:26,249
and then turned it down.

459
00:37:26,250 --> 00:37:28,872
Is that what you think this
is about? Getting Riata?

460
00:37:28,942 --> 00:37:33,311
- Well, it sure as hell ain't about love.
- You speakin' for me or for yourself?

461
00:37:36,883 --> 00:37:41,286
Doc, in all the years
we've known each other,

462
00:37:41,355 --> 00:37:44,791
the only thing we ever talked
about was sick critters.

463
00:37:47,627 --> 00:37:52,189
- Okay, uh, how about those Dodgers?
- What?

464
00:37:52,265 --> 00:37:57,703
Look, Tess, it's hard to talk to you
about anything except Riata.

465
00:37:57,771 --> 00:38:03,004
Especially if, uh...
I mean, if a fella's shy.

466
00:38:03,076 --> 00:38:06,273
You never struck me as bein' shy.
Well, I was.

467
00:38:06,346 --> 00:38:09,281
At least I was when
it came to expressing...

468
00:38:10,283 --> 00:38:12,513
my feelings for you.

469
00:38:14,654 --> 00:38:16,645
So, uh,

470
00:38:18,492 --> 00:38:20,653
I wrote 'em all down.

471
00:38:53,894 --> 00:38:56,192
This isn't fair, you know.

472
00:38:56,263 --> 00:38:59,323
You can't expect me to do this
and not get involved.

473
00:38:59,399 --> 00:39:02,300
So if Tess falls in love with Doc,

474
00:39:02,369 --> 00:39:06,738
I'd appreciate it if you'd just
leap me outta here as soon as possible.

475
00:39:12,279 --> 00:39:14,270
Doc.

476
00:39:15,882 --> 00:39:19,181
Can we dance?

477
00:39:19,252 --> 00:39:21,243
Sure.

478
00:39:37,537 --> 00:39:43,032
Doc, Riata's in my blood.
I just can't give her up.

479
00:39:43,110 --> 00:39:45,305
Nobody's askin' you to.

480
00:39:45,378 --> 00:39:49,940
But if I marry you, then all the men'll
look to you after Chance is gone.

481
00:39:51,485 --> 00:39:53,646
Couldn't we run it together?

482
00:40:00,360 --> 00:40:02,351
Together?

483
00:40:03,363 --> 00:40:05,354
Together.

484
00:40:20,580 --> 00:40:23,913
<i>Tess! Tess McGill!</i>

485
00:40:23,984 --> 00:40:26,851
<i>I know you're in there.!</i>

486
00:40:27,554 --> 00:40:30,318
Wayne, what're you doin' here?

487
00:40:30,390 --> 00:40:32,984
I wanna know if you're marryin' Doc.

488
00:40:33,059 --> 00:40:36,358
Well, that's none
of your damn business.

489
00:40:36,429 --> 00:40:38,954
Now, Tess, I figure it is.

490
00:40:39,966 --> 00:40:43,212
I ain't been bustin' my butt for you all
these years to have you go run off with Doc.

491
00:40:43,236 --> 00:40:45,704
You were paid for every day you worked,
and plenty you didn't.

492
00:40:45,772 --> 00:40:49,572
Do you think I worked at Riata for
three squares and 50 bucks a month?

493
00:40:52,879 --> 00:40:57,179
I ain't some bowlegged cowboy
like Eddie or Zeke.

494
00:40:57,250 --> 00:41:01,311
I... I was hopin' some day to rope you.

495
00:41:01,388 --> 00:41:04,221
- You mean Riata.
- You can keep Riata.

496
00:41:07,794 --> 00:41:10,262
I want you.

497
00:41:10,330 --> 00:41:12,321
What?

498
00:41:19,606 --> 00:41:21,870
I love you, Tess.

499
00:41:21,942 --> 00:41:24,342
I have ever since
the first day I rode in.

500
00:41:24,411 --> 00:41:26,402
Just...

501
00:41:29,015 --> 00:41:31,643
Just never had the guts to say so.

502
00:41:33,987 --> 00:41:36,615
But I wrote these letters.

503
00:42:00,680 --> 00:42:04,741
Would you mind
if I danced with Wayne...

504
00:42:06,219 --> 00:42:08,619
just to see how it feels?

505
00:42:11,391 --> 00:42:14,758
Uh...
No. Sure.

506
00:42:19,332 --> 00:42:21,323
Uh...

507
00:42:24,404 --> 00:42:27,771
I don't know how to dance, Tess.

508
00:42:27,841 --> 00:42:31,470
That's okay. I'll lead.

509
00:42:42,856 --> 00:42:45,552
<i>Wayne danced about as well as I did...</i>

510
00:42:45,625 --> 00:42:49,959
<i>with Miss Morgan
at my kindergarten graduation.</i>

511
00:42:50,030 --> 00:42:55,161
<i>She married the principal that summer, and I
didn't get over it until I met Miss Sedlack.</i>

512
00:42:55,235 --> 00:42:59,433
<i>She was my first-grade teacher.</i>

513
00:42:59,506 --> 00:43:02,964
<i>I hoped getting over Tess
wouldn't take as long.</i>

514
00:43:06,913 --> 00:43:09,381
At least you're still my girl.

515
00:43:09,449 --> 00:43:12,043
Oop.

516
00:43:12,118 --> 00:43:14,109
That's it.

517
00:43:18,191 --> 00:43:20,955
- Fickle.
- You're lookin'pretty sharp, Sam.

518
00:43:24,264 --> 00:43:28,030
Oh, hello. I love those silver tips
on your boots. Those are nice.

519
00:43:28,101 --> 00:43:33,300
And, oh, you've got matching ones
on your collar. Ha-ha! "Trés" western.

520
00:43:33,373 --> 00:43:37,400
Oh, come on, Sam. Gimme a break.
I knew you could ride that nag.

521
00:43:37,477 --> 00:43:43,416
Nag? You call that half ton of Texas
lightning that tried to castrate me a nag?

522
00:43:43,483 --> 00:43:46,043
Yeah, but he didn't.
You rode him, cowboy!

523
00:43:46,119 --> 00:43:48,587
Oh, gee, shucks, Mr. Dillon.

524
00:43:48,655 --> 00:43:52,853
Sam, if I hadn't taken that phone call,
I would have lost Tina forever.

525
00:43:52,926 --> 00:43:54,917
She's back?
Yeah.

526
00:43:54,994 --> 00:43:59,624
She gave Gooshie a case
of mouthwash and sent him packing.

527
00:43:59,699 --> 00:44:02,497
She only did it
to make me jealous.

528
00:44:02,569 --> 00:44:06,164
And-And she never slept
with that rotten bum.

529
00:44:09,576 --> 00:44:12,374
I believe her.
You believed Ziggy.

530
00:44:12,445 --> 00:44:15,141
Well, technically Ziggy wasn't wrong.

531
00:44:15,215 --> 00:44:19,276
He said he predicted Tess would marry
someone who wrote her love letters.

532
00:44:19,352 --> 00:44:21,513
You're right, Al.
Yeah. Of course.

533
00:44:21,588 --> 00:44:23,749
I can't blame Ziggy.
No.

534
00:44:23,823 --> 00:44:26,758
I mean, you were the one who said
I had to marry her to leap. Me?

535
00:44:26,826 --> 00:44:29,954
Yeah, you.
I don't know that I ever said that.

536
00:44:30,029 --> 00:44:34,193
I do. Well, I, uh... You know,
I never really believed it.

537
00:44:34,267 --> 00:44:37,259
You didn't, huh?
Did you?

538
00:44:38,505 --> 00:44:40,837
Come here. Come here.

539
00:44:40,907 --> 00:44:42,898
What?
Look in here.

540
00:44:46,379 --> 00:44:48,370
Check it out.

541
00:44:49,449 --> 00:44:51,440
Go on.

542
00:44:56,589 --> 00:44:59,649
You had a lot to overcome, Sam.

543
00:45:03,596 --> 00:45:05,587
Hi, Doc.

544
00:45:14,274 --> 00:45:16,435
Could you just once use the door?

545
00:45:22,182 --> 00:45:24,173
Happy?
Thank you.

546
00:45:26,553 --> 00:45:29,818
Best man's lookin'real sharp.
Sharp indeed.

547
00:45:29,889 --> 00:45:32,619
Thanks, son.

548
00:45:33,793 --> 00:45:37,490
Uh, Tess getting married might still
be your ticket out of here.

549
00:45:37,564 --> 00:45:39,794
Ziggy's sayin' there's
a 50-50 chance...

550
00:45:39,866 --> 00:45:43,700
that you'll leap the minute
she says, "I do." Ziggy.

551
00:45:43,770 --> 00:45:45,761
Uh, you seen Piggy?

552
00:45:45,839 --> 00:45:48,634
She's around here someplace.
You want me to go find her?

553
00:45:48,635 --> 00:45:50,105
No, that's okay. I'll look.

554
00:45:50,176 --> 00:45:52,167
Piggy?

555
00:45:53,646 --> 00:45:55,637
Piggy.

556
00:45:57,550 --> 00:45:59,882
<i>Piggy</i>

557
00:46:00,887 --> 00:46:03,321
Here, Piggy. Souee!

558
00:46:03,389 --> 00:46:05,482
<i>Piggy souee</i>

559
00:46:05,558 --> 00:46:08,425
Piggy. Piggy souee.

560
00:46:08,495 --> 00:46:10,963
<i>Piggy souee, piggy souee</i>

561
00:46:11,030 --> 00:46:13,999
<i>Oh, how my heart yearns for you</i>

562
00:46:14,067 --> 00:46:16,262
<i>Oh, Piggy</i>

563
00:46:16,336 --> 00:46:18,429
<i>My Piggy souee</i>

564
00:46:19,772 --> 00:46:23,970
<i>Well, I love you, gal
and I need you, Piggy, souee</i>

565
00:46:24,043 --> 00:46:28,343
Why don't you go ahead and try it? Buddy.

566
00:46:28,414 --> 00:46:30,974
Yeah, Doc?

567
00:46:31,050 --> 00:46:35,919
Uh, why don't you try "Peggy Sue"?
It might sound a little better.

568
00:46:35,989 --> 00:46:37,980
All right.

569
00:46:42,862 --> 00:46:45,763
<i>Peggy Sue, Peggy Sue</i>

570
00:46:45,832 --> 00:46:48,266
<i>Oh, how my heart yearns for you</i>

571
00:46:48,334 --> 00:46:50,461
<i>Oh, oh, Peggy</i>

572
00:46:50,537 --> 00:46:54,268
<i>My Peggy Sue</i>

573
00:46:54,340 --> 00:46:58,777
<i>Well, I love you, gal
and I need you, Peggy Sue</i>

574
00:47:00,446 --> 00:47:03,643
<i>Oh, I need you, Peggy Sue</i>

575
00:47:03,716 --> 00:47:06,207
<i>With a love that's rare and true</i>

576
00:47:06,286 --> 00:47:10,518
<i>Oh, Peggy, my Peggy Sue</i>

577
00:47:10,590 --> 00:47:12,581
<i>Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh</i>

578
00:47:12,659 --> 00:47:16,561
<i>Well, I love you, gal
and I need you, Peggy Sue</i>

579
00:47:18,765 --> 00:47:21,461
Thanks, Frankie. You was terrific.

580
00:47:21,534 --> 00:47:24,435
If I'm lyin', I'm dyin'.