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SUBTITLES BY <i>LUIS-SUBS</i>

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TRACY: Come on, come on.
PENNY: Okay, all right.

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TRACY: Will you hurry up?

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(DOOR OPENS)

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I'm home.

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PENNY: Afternoon, Miss Edna.

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Penny, your mother called.

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Tracy Turnblad, can't you
say hello to Mrs. Malinski?

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Mm, mm, mm.

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Every day she's got to watch that
<i>Corny Collins Show.</i>

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Delinquents, if you ask me.

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It ain't right to be dancing
on TV to that colored music.

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- She's just a teenager.
- Hmph.

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- Goodbye, Mrs. Malinski.
MALINSKI: Goodbye, Edna.

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(DOOR OPENS THEN CLOSES)

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(DEE DEE SHARP'S "MASHED POTATO
TIME" PLAYING ON TV)

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<i>Mashed Potato
Feel it in your feet now</i>

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<i>Mashed Potato
Come on get the beat now</i>

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<i>Baby, come on honey,
come on baby</i>

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Could you turn that racket down?

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I'm trying to iron in here.

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<i>They found this dance
was outta sight</i>

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<i>Doin' the lion sleeps tonight</i>

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<i>Mashed Potato</i>

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(ALL CHEERING)

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MAN: Woo, yeah

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<i>ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen,
Corny Collins.</i>

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Good afternoon, Baltimore, and welcome
to <i>The Corny Collins Show.</i>

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(CHEERING)

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That was Dee Dee Sharp
and today's...

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Thwip. ...Bull's-eye hit,
"Mashed Potato Time."

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(MACHINE DINGS)

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We've got our first
telegram of the day.

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Thank you very much, Tammy.

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"Please have Lou Ann Levorowski
and I.Q. Jones lead a dance."

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Signed, "your number one fan
in West Baltimore."

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Here they come.
Come up here, kids.

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- Hi, Corny.
- Hi, West Baltimore.

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You're a groovy chick. How long have
you been a regular on the show?

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I've been on the
Council for five months.

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And you, I.Q.?

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Two out-of-sight years.

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(APPLAUSE)

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Heh, not bad.

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God, he's gorgeous, Penny.

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- Look at her hair.
- Aah!

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PENNY: Gosh, I wish mine was that high.

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<i>And what's your favorite
record from the survey?</i>

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<i>(IN UNISON) "Gravy."</i>

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<i>All right, here's I. Q. Jones
and Lou Ann Levorowski...</i>

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<i>leading our next dance,
Give Me Gravy on my Mashed Potatoes.</i>

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(DEE DEE SHARP'S "GRAVY"
PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS)

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<i>I need gravy
Give me, give me</i>

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<i>Give me, give me gravy tonight</i>

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<i>I knew you danced
The mashed potato fine</i>

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<i>But that don't show me
That you're really mine</i>

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<i>What's with dancin'
Without romancin'?</i>

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<i>So put that somethin'
extra on the line</i>

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<i>Give me gravy
On my mashed potatoes</i>

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<i>Give me gravy
Come on and treat me right</i>

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<i>Give me gravy
You're the greatest</i>

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<i>So give me, give me
Give me, give me gravy tonight</i>

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Link, tell the home viewers
where we'll be tonight.

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Well, Corny, we'll be
at the Parkville VFW.

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For the Corny Collins Record Hop.

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Stuck-up little spastic.

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She's such a queer.

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<i>CORNY: Parkville VFW, 8:00.
What do you want to hear, Amber?</i>

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"Shake a Tail Feather"
by The Five Du-Tones.

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Here they are, The Five Du-Tones.

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(THE FIVE DU-TONES' "SHAKE A TAIL
FEATHER" PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS)

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<i>I heard about the fella
You've been dancin' with</i>

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<i>All over the neighborhood</i>

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<i>So why didn't you ask me, baby?</i>

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<i>Or didn't you think I could?</i>

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<i>I know that the Bossa Nova's
Outta sight</i>

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<i>I've seen him do
the Bird all night</i>

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<i>But, if that was you and me
Out there, baby</i>

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<i>I would have shown you
How to do it right</i>

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<i>Do it right</i>

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<i>Bend over
Let me see you shake a tail feather</i>

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<i>Twistin'! Shake-it, shake-it, shake-it
Shake-it, baby</i>

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You should be on
that council, not her.

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I know I should, Penny.
Hey, I'm going to that hop tonight.

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Oh, let me come. We'll lie and say
we're going to the library to study.

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- It's a deal, heh.
- Heh.

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- We'll meet 8:00, up on the avenue.
PENNY: Heh.

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Okay, young ladies. I've had just
about enough of this screeching music.

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Mother, we're watching
<i>The Corny Collins Show.</i>

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Penny,
your mother called all frantic.

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She said you are punished.

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I'm always punished.

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EDNA: And Tracy, I have told
you about that hair...

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all ratted up like
a teenage Jezebel.

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Oh, Mother,
you're so '50s.

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Tracy's flamboyant flip
is all the rage, Miss Edna.

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Jackie Kennedy, our first lady,
even rats her hair.

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EDNA: But Tracy ain't no
first lady, are you, Tracy?

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No, sirree, she's a hairhopper.
That's what she is.

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Now, I've got nothing but
hampers of ironing to do...

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and my diet pill is wearing off.

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Tracy, I want you to go
to your room and study.

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And Penny,
don't you be listening...

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to every bit of nonsense
my daughter tells you.

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If I didn't know better,
I'd swear she was mental.

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(KNOCKING ON DOOR)

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Now what? More soiled laundry
for Mommy, I suppose.

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Come in.

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Edna, have you seen Penny?

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Good Lord, Prudy,
she's right over there.

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Hi, Mom.

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Penny Pingleton,
you know you were punished.

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From now on, you're wearing a giant P
on your blouse every day to school...

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so that the whole world knows that
Penny Pingleton is permanently...

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positively punished.

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(WHISPERS) Eight o'clock.

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- Bye, Miss Edna.
- Bye, honey.

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(SIGHS)

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(CROWD CHEERING)

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(SCREAMS)

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(CROWD YELLING)

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(ENGINE STARTS)

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AMBER: I said no.

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(TIRES SCREECH)

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(GIGGLING)

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- Oh, stop. Stop, unh.
- What is it? What is it?

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Unh, oh, my God.

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(GRUNTS)

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- Amber, what's the matter?
- No, get off of me.

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- Don't look at me.
- Whoa, what's the matter? Amber.

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(AMBER WHIMPERING)

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(DOOR CLOSES)

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What's the matter?

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I happen to have a blemish.

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You had three good
close-ups today, period.

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Why can't you dance up front
where the voters can see you?

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Leave me alone, Mother.
I have a pimple.

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Heh, you had to choose a colored
record as your favorite song?

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That's nice for the neighbors.

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You got something against
Connie Francis?

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Shelley Fabares?

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- I love Shelley Fabares.
- Oh.

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VELMA: Amber, Amber.

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Are you listening to me?

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We have to have a little talk.

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You know, if your father is
forced to integrate Tilted Acres...

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we're out of business.

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So at least act
white on television.

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Leave me alone, Mother.

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"Shake a Tail Feather"
is a wild song.

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It's got a good beat
and you can dance to it.

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Oh, God, of all nights.

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A Corny Collins record hop,
and I've got craters.

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Unh, just pop it. Pop it.

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Just relax. Relax.

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Don't be ridiculous.
Take it easy.

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Tension is the worst thing
for a complexion.

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Come on. Lie down. Lie down.

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No moping.

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Mother is here.

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You have beautiful skin, Amber.

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There. It's gone.

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<i>(SINGS)
Now it's time for you-know-what</i>

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Mother, I know all the dances.

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Come on. Get up. Get up.

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- Practice makes perfect.
AMBER: Ugh.

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VELMA: I ought to know.

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Don't forget, I was
Miss Soft Crab in 1945.

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And that title wasn't handed to me
on a silver platter. I worked for it.

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Now come on. A one, two,
a one, two, three, pony.

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Mash potatoes.

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Faster.

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Amber, I'd like to talk to you.

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Yes, Daddy?

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Don't stop. Cha-cha.

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- I'm tired.
- One, two, cha-cha-cha.

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One, two, cha-cha-cha.

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I had some new campaign fliers made up
today, all for Daddy's little girl.

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Now, I want you to hand those out
at the hop tonight to everyone.

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Each and every one of those.

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- Twist.
- Oh, Daddy, ugh.

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No lip from you, Miss ingrate.

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This campaign is costing us
an arm and a leg.

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New gowns,
hairdresser three times a week.

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Your hairspray bill alone is enough to eat
up all the profits from the Tilt-A-Whirl.

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Do as Daddy says or we'll send you
to Catholic school where you belong.

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- Right, Franklin?
- That's right. Catholic school.

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Pass the macaroni
and cheese, please.

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Did you take that appetite suppressant
I gave you on Dr. McKenzie's orders?

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Mother, I'm a growing teenager.
I need food.

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Let her eat, Edna.

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Tracy, did you do your chores
around the house today?

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(EDNA CHUCKLES)

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Not Miss Tracy,
Cyd Charisse herself.

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She's too busy ratting her hair
and doing the Ubangi stomp.

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WILBUR: Tracy, we all have
responsibilities in life.

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You may think owning the Hardy
Har joke shop is all drudgery...

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unwrapping dribble glasses,
checking doggie doo inventory...

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but I love it.

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(WILBUR & EDNA LAUGHING)

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You'll see. Work can be fun.

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Can I please be excused to go
to the library to study?

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(CHUBBY CHECKER'S "DANCIN' PARTY"
PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS)

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<i>Let's have a ball
at the hall tonight</i>

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<i>Boot it girl till
the early bright</i>

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<i>Make a scene with the record machine
At the dancin' party tonight</i>

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<i>Come on let's try
mashed potatoes too</i>

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What's the problem, officer?

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- This is a white establishment.
- Oh, come on.

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Hey, listen,
we just came to dance.

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(WOMAN SIGHS)

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- That's not fair.
- Open your purse, please.

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<i>And everything's all right</i>

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Go. Go.

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<i>Mess around, Bristol Stompin' too</i>

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<i>Pony now like it's all brand new</i>

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<i>Any dance that you wanna do</i>

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(ALL CHEERING)

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Boys and girls, stay on the dance floor.
Here comes the hottest tune of the day.

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And it started right
here in Baltimore.

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And where did you
see it first, kids?

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ALL: <i>The Corny Collins Show.</i>

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A big strong line, ladies and
gentlemen. It's "Madison Time."

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I can do that dance.

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(RAY BRYANT COMBO'S "MADISON
TIME" PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS)

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<i>It's Madison time, hit it</i>

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<i>You're lookin' good
A big strong line</i>

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<i>When I say hit it I want you
to go two up and two back</i>

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<i>With a big strong turn
and back to the Madison</i>

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<i>Hit it</i>

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No, you dance better than
all of them. Go ahead. Go.

232
00:15:58,240 --> 00:15:59,446
<i>You're lookin' good</i>

233
00:16:02,200 --> 00:16:05,568
<i>Now when I say hit it I want
you to go two up and two back</i>

234
00:16:05,720 --> 00:16:09,441
<i>Double cross
Come out of it with the rifleman</i>

235
00:16:10,440 --> 00:16:12,169
<i>Hit it</i>

236
00:16:22,080 --> 00:16:23,605
Crazy

237
00:16:23,760 --> 00:16:26,240
<i>Now when I say hit it
I want the big strong "M"</i>

238
00:16:26,400 --> 00:16:28,971
<i>Erase it,
and back to the Madison</i>

239
00:16:30,400 --> 00:16:32,050
<i>Hit it</i>

240
00:16:35,960 --> 00:16:37,724
<i>Walk on, you're lookin' good</i>

241
00:16:46,480 --> 00:16:50,326
<i>Now then when I say hit it
It'll be "T" time</i>

242
00:16:53,040 --> 00:16:54,485
<i>Hit it</i>

243
00:17:01,560 --> 00:17:02,607
<i>Big strong line</i>

244
00:17:03,800 --> 00:17:06,724
<i>Now when I say hit it
I want the big strong basketball</i>

245
00:17:06,920 --> 00:17:09,491
<i>With the Wilt Chamberlain hook</i>

246
00:17:12,480 --> 00:17:14,005
<i>Hit it</i>

247
00:17:15,280 --> 00:17:17,203
<i>Two points</i>

248
00:17:19,760 --> 00:17:21,967
<i>Now this time when I say hit it</i>

249
00:17:22,120 --> 00:17:25,761
<i>I want the big strong Jackie Gleason
And back to the Madison</i>

250
00:17:27,760 --> 00:17:29,125
<i>Hit it</i>

251
00:17:31,400 --> 00:17:33,050
<i>And away we go</i>

252
00:17:34,760 --> 00:17:35,841
Crazy

253
00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:39,561
<i>When I say hit it, go two up
and two back double cross and freeze</i>

254
00:17:39,720 --> 00:17:41,165
<i>Hit it</i>

255
00:17:47,840 --> 00:17:50,684
<i>And hold it right there</i>

256
00:17:51,440 --> 00:17:53,966
(ALL CHEERING)

257
00:17:57,360 --> 00:18:00,364
All right. Hold on to your hats,
all you continental rockers...

258
00:18:00,520 --> 00:18:04,570
because it's dance contest time,
and we've got the wildest judge in town.

259
00:18:04,720 --> 00:18:08,042
You listen to her every night on WEDD
and she hosts Negro Day...

260
00:18:08,200 --> 00:18:11,204
on <i>The Corny Collins Show.</i>
The last Thursday of every month.

261
00:18:11,400 --> 00:18:14,529
A warm welcome for the queen
of Baltimore soul...

262
00:18:14,680 --> 00:18:17,968
Miss Motormouth Maybelle herself,
ladies and gentlemen.

263
00:18:18,120 --> 00:18:21,044
Let's hear it, Baltimore.
Motormouth Maybelle.

264
00:18:21,240 --> 00:18:25,529
All right, here she comes,
looking very fine.

265
00:18:25,720 --> 00:18:31,409
Ooh, wee, tiddley papa,
I am a whopper.

266
00:18:31,560 --> 00:18:33,449
(CHEERING)

267
00:18:33,600 --> 00:18:40,722
Motormouth Maybelle is my name
and, sweetheart, dancing is my game.

268
00:18:42,240 --> 00:18:44,971
Motormouth, Motormouth,
Motormouth.

269
00:18:45,120 --> 00:18:46,281
All right.

270
00:18:46,440 --> 00:18:50,525
Chubby Checker and "Pony Time."

271
00:18:50,680 --> 00:18:53,843
(CHUBBY CHECKER'S "PONY TIME"
PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS)

272
00:18:54,280 --> 00:19:00,287
<i>Hey now let's party
In the union hall</i>

273
00:19:00,440 --> 00:19:05,128
<i>It's pony time
When you hear this call</i>

274
00:19:06,560 --> 00:19:10,451
<i>So get with it
Don't quit it</i>

275
00:19:10,600 --> 00:19:12,489
<i>Get up</i>

276
00:19:12,640 --> 00:19:15,723
Okay, fatso, let's see
what you're made of.

277
00:19:15,920 --> 00:19:18,969
<i>With a big boss line</i>

278
00:19:19,120 --> 00:19:22,010
<i>Well anyway you do it</i>

279
00:19:22,160 --> 00:19:23,924
<i>You're gonna look real fine</i>

280
00:19:25,160 --> 00:19:29,051
<i>So get with it
Don't quit it</i>

281
00:19:29,200 --> 00:19:30,964
<i>Get up</i>

282
00:19:32,200 --> 00:19:35,647
<i>Now you turn to the left
When I say gee</i>

283
00:19:35,800 --> 00:19:38,371
<i>You turn to the right
When I say haw</i>

284
00:19:38,520 --> 00:19:41,364
<i>Now gee
Yeah, yeah, little baby</i>

285
00:19:41,520 --> 00:19:45,684
<i>Now haw
Yeah, oh, baby</i>

286
00:19:45,840 --> 00:19:48,764
<i>Oh, baby, pony baby</i>

287
00:19:48,920 --> 00:19:54,131
<i>Do it, baby
Oh, baby, oh, baby</i>

288
00:19:54,280 --> 00:19:56,123
<i>Boogety, boogety, boogety, boogety</i>

289
00:19:56,280 --> 00:20:02,162
<i>Gonna see little Suzie
Who lives next door</i>

290
00:20:02,320 --> 00:20:05,210
<i>She's doin' the pony</i>

291
00:20:05,360 --> 00:20:08,250
<i>She's takin' the floor</i>

292
00:20:09,080 --> 00:20:11,526
<i>So get with it
Don't quit it</i>

293
00:20:11,680 --> 00:20:12,761
(ALL CHEERING)

294
00:20:18,400 --> 00:20:20,323
All right.

295
00:20:20,480 --> 00:20:23,529
All right, Motormouth,
just three couples left.

296
00:20:23,720 --> 00:20:25,404
Tammy,
bring on the applause meter.

297
00:20:26,800 --> 00:20:29,690
Is it going to be
couple number one?

298
00:20:29,840 --> 00:20:32,241
(BEEPS)

299
00:20:32,400 --> 00:20:34,368
(ALL CHEERING)

300
00:20:34,520 --> 00:20:36,522
Or is it couple number two?

301
00:20:36,680 --> 00:20:39,206
(BEEPS)

302
00:20:39,360 --> 00:20:42,603
Or shall it be couple
number three?

303
00:20:42,800 --> 00:20:44,768
(BEEPING RAPIDLY)

304
00:20:52,320 --> 00:20:54,163
All right.

305
00:20:54,320 --> 00:20:56,607
I think we have a winner.

306
00:20:56,760 --> 00:20:58,649
And that winner is...

307
00:20:58,800 --> 00:21:02,964
I love them tender,
Tracy and Fender.

308
00:21:03,120 --> 00:21:04,485
CORNY: All right.

309
00:21:05,360 --> 00:21:07,966
Tracy Turnblad and Fender.

310
00:21:12,880 --> 00:21:15,406
Tracy Turnblad, you are the
queen of the hop tonight.

311
00:21:15,560 --> 00:21:19,406
We hold auditions for the Council
tomorrow. Come down, strut your stuff.

312
00:21:19,560 --> 00:21:21,562
Oh, Corny, do you really think
I'm good enough?

313
00:21:21,720 --> 00:21:22,801
What do you think, Kids?

314
00:21:22,960 --> 00:21:24,803
ALL: Yeah!

315
00:21:26,880 --> 00:21:30,043
I hear you. Thanks for coming down,
Tracy. We'll see you tomorrow.

316
00:21:30,200 --> 00:21:33,522
Now, Motormouth, I think it's time
we slowed things down a little...

317
00:21:33,680 --> 00:21:34,966
with Mr. Gene Pitney.

318
00:21:35,120 --> 00:21:39,045
You can't hide your face
in this godforsaken place.

319
00:21:39,200 --> 00:21:43,569
Here in your own city,
there's a town without pity, heh.

320
00:21:43,720 --> 00:21:45,484
Gene Pitney,
ladies and gentlemen.

321
00:21:45,640 --> 00:21:49,201
(GENE PITNEY'S "TOWN WITHOUT
PITY" PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS)

322
00:21:58,160 --> 00:22:04,281
<i>When you're young and so and love
As we</i>

323
00:22:04,440 --> 00:22:10,243
<i>And bewildered by the world we see</i>

324
00:22:10,400 --> 00:22:16,601
<i>Why do people hurt us so
Only those in love would know</i>

325
00:22:16,760 --> 00:22:22,563
<i>What a town without pity can do</i>

326
00:22:23,760 --> 00:22:25,569
Whore.

327
00:22:37,200 --> 00:22:43,606
<i>How can we keep love alive
How can anything survive</i>

328
00:22:43,760 --> 00:22:47,560
<i>When these little minds
tear you in two</i>

329
00:22:49,400 --> 00:22:53,724
<i>What a town without pity can do</i>

330
00:22:55,360 --> 00:22:58,364
<i>No, it isn't very pretty</i>

331
00:22:58,560 --> 00:23:05,842
<i>What a town without pity can do</i>

332
00:23:14,800 --> 00:23:18,725
(THE DOVELLS' "DO THE NEW
CONTINENTAL" PLAYING)

333
00:23:21,200 --> 00:23:24,090
<i>Hey, diddily da
Yeah, yeah, yeah</i>

334
00:23:24,240 --> 00:23:26,004
<i>Come on and make a line</i>

335
00:23:26,160 --> 00:23:28,686
<i>Continental, continental</i>

336
00:23:28,880 --> 00:23:33,886
<i>Hey, diddily dee
Oh, yeah, you're looking fine</i>

337
00:23:34,040 --> 00:23:36,566
<i>Continental, continental</i>

338
00:23:36,720 --> 00:23:40,566
<i>Come on
Let's go</i>

339
00:23:40,720 --> 00:23:44,566
<i>It's continental time
Continental, continental</i>

340
00:23:44,720 --> 00:23:47,530
<i>Hey, diddily doo
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah</i>

341
00:23:47,680 --> 00:23:52,368
<i>This dance is all brand new
Continental, continental</i>

342
00:23:52,520 --> 00:23:57,447
<i>Hey, diddily doo
Aha, it's such a ball to do</i>

343
00:23:57,600 --> 00:23:59,568
<i>Continental, continental</i>

344
00:23:59,720 --> 00:24:00,801
(MUSIC STOPS)

345
00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:02,764
Thank you, girls.

346
00:24:02,960 --> 00:24:07,409
And now it's time to move on to a
little something we call the spotlight.

347
00:24:11,960 --> 00:24:15,965
Okay. First girl, Miss Pingleton?

348
00:24:17,800 --> 00:24:19,723
Uh, I'm just a little nervous.

349
00:24:19,920 --> 00:24:21,968
This is show business, young lady.

350
00:24:22,120 --> 00:24:24,122
If you think you're
nervous now, ha.

351
00:24:24,280 --> 00:24:26,328
Wait till you're on the air.

352
00:24:26,520 --> 00:24:28,966
Okay, first question?

353
00:24:30,560 --> 00:24:34,087
Are you now, or have
you ever gone steady?

354
00:24:34,320 --> 00:24:37,529
Well, I'm not going with anybody now,
but I'd love to date a Council Member.

355
00:24:37,680 --> 00:24:39,489
- Pfft. She wishes.
MAN: Yeah, right.

356
00:24:39,640 --> 00:24:40,801
(ALL SPEAK INDISTINCTLY)

357
00:24:40,960 --> 00:24:42,041
Come on.

358
00:24:42,200 --> 00:24:44,282
Exactly how many
sweaters do you have?

359
00:24:44,480 --> 00:24:46,209
Gee, I never counted.

360
00:24:46,360 --> 00:24:48,010
I guess about five.

361
00:24:48,360 --> 00:24:49,646
ALL: Five?

362
00:24:49,840 --> 00:24:51,683
(ALL LAUGH)

363
00:24:52,360 --> 00:24:53,521
Next.

364
00:24:54,200 --> 00:24:58,171
Nadine Carver,
Eastern High School.

365
00:24:58,320 --> 00:25:01,369
Are you aware Negro Day is the
last Thursday of every month?

366
00:25:01,560 --> 00:25:04,211
NADINE:
Yes, I've been on it a few times.

367
00:25:04,480 --> 00:25:08,280
I feel the show should be
integrated every day.

368
00:25:08,480 --> 00:25:09,891
(ALL MUTTERING)

369
00:25:10,040 --> 00:25:12,008
Can you relate
to Lesley Gore's music?

370
00:25:12,160 --> 00:25:13,321
(CHUCKLES)

371
00:25:13,480 --> 00:25:16,211
Look, she ain't no James Brown...

372
00:25:16,360 --> 00:25:20,445
but I can dance to
Lawrence Welk if I have to.

373
00:25:20,600 --> 00:25:22,568
WOMAN: Lawrence Welk?

374
00:25:22,720 --> 00:25:24,131
Thank you, Nadine.

375
00:25:24,720 --> 00:25:26,324
Tracy Turnblad.

376
00:25:33,280 --> 00:25:36,443
Would you do a pimple cream
commercial on camera...

377
00:25:36,680 --> 00:25:38,409
if Corny asked you to?

378
00:25:38,560 --> 00:25:39,891
I'd be proud to.

379
00:25:40,280 --> 00:25:44,171
Luckily, I've never been cursed
with acne like others.

380
00:25:44,800 --> 00:25:47,121
But I realize the devastating
effect of skin blemishes...

381
00:25:47,280 --> 00:25:48,964
on the social life of teenagers.

382
00:25:50,360 --> 00:25:55,924
Would you ever, heh, swim in
an integrated swimming pool, heh?

383
00:25:56,080 --> 00:25:57,127
WOMAN: Oh, my God.

384
00:25:57,320 --> 00:25:58,367
(ALL CHATTERING)

385
00:25:58,520 --> 00:25:59,806
- I certainly would, Iggy.
- Heh.

386
00:25:59,960 --> 00:26:01,325
TRACY: I'm a modern kind of girl.

387
00:26:01,480 --> 00:26:03,130
I'm all for integration.

388
00:26:03,280 --> 00:26:05,567
Ugh, aren't you a little fat
for the show?

389
00:26:05,720 --> 00:26:07,006
That's enough, Amber.

390
00:26:07,520 --> 00:26:11,605
I would imagine that many home viewers
are also pleasantly plump or chunky.

391
00:26:11,760 --> 00:26:14,525
Oh, come on. The show's
not filmed in CinemaScope, heh.

392
00:26:14,680 --> 00:26:15,841
You're out of line, Amber.

393
00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:18,571
MAN: Ow.
- Corny, Tammy, can't you see?

394
00:26:18,760 --> 00:26:21,491
- This girl's a trash can.
- That's five demerit points.

395
00:26:21,680 --> 00:26:24,763
You're suspended from the show today.
Pack your things. Go home.

396
00:26:24,920 --> 00:26:26,251
WOMAN: Oh, my God.

397
00:26:26,400 --> 00:26:30,883
- I was supposed to lead ladies' choice.
- I'm sure we can find a replacement.

398
00:26:32,520 --> 00:26:35,126
AMBER: Yes, Corny.
- Please, wait outside.

399
00:26:35,320 --> 00:26:39,086
The Council will now meet in secret,
debate your personality flaws...

400
00:26:39,280 --> 00:26:42,045
and come to a final decision.

401
00:26:45,320 --> 00:26:47,004
PENNY: Miss Edna!

402
00:26:47,160 --> 00:26:49,447
Miss Edna!

403
00:26:49,600 --> 00:26:51,568
EDNA: Penny Pingleton,
you'll wake the dead.

404
00:26:51,720 --> 00:26:53,006
Tracy's not home yet.

405
00:26:53,160 --> 00:26:55,925
Plus your mother called
and she's on the warpath.

406
00:26:56,080 --> 00:26:57,684
PENNY: I know, Miss Edna.
Can I come in?

407
00:26:57,880 --> 00:26:59,803
Oh, there's something
you have gotta see.

408
00:26:59,960 --> 00:27:01,803
EDNA: Well, yeah, come on up...

409
00:27:01,960 --> 00:27:05,328
but I've got ironing
and Wilbur's working.

410
00:27:05,480 --> 00:27:07,926
PENNY: Mr. Turnblad!

411
00:27:13,720 --> 00:27:16,451
It's not war with Cuba, is it?

412
00:27:16,640 --> 00:27:19,041
- Or more Negro problems?
- No, you'll see.

413
00:27:19,240 --> 00:27:22,323
Did poor Debbie Reynolds
have a nervous breakdown?

414
00:27:22,480 --> 00:27:23,686
This better be good.

415
00:27:23,840 --> 00:27:27,162
Broad daylight and I'm sitting
in front of a TV.

416
00:27:27,320 --> 00:27:29,527
I've seen <i>The Corny Collins Show.</i>,
thank you.

417
00:27:29,680 --> 00:27:34,049
- Just watch.
- I just lost a $2.69 Silly Putty sale.

418
00:27:34,200 --> 00:27:37,283
- This better be worth it.
- Wait, you'll see. Just watch.

419
00:27:37,480 --> 00:27:38,845
<i>- What's your name?
- I'm Ruby.</i>

420
00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:40,445
<i>- And you?
- Dee Dee.</i>

421
00:27:40,600 --> 00:27:42,409
<i>CORNY: What about you?
LUCILLE: I'm Lucille.</i>

422
00:27:42,560 --> 00:27:44,324
<i>CORNY: Where will you
be appearing tonight?</i>

423
00:27:44,480 --> 00:27:45,845
<i>We'll be at the Royal Theater.</i>

424
00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:49,322
<i>- At Motormouth Maybelle
- All soul review.</i>

425
00:27:49,560 --> 00:27:51,164
<i>All right, ladies and gentlemen...</i>

426
00:27:51,320 --> 00:27:53,527
<i>a big hand for Baltimore's
own Trinklettes.</i>

427
00:27:53,680 --> 00:27:55,444
I closed up shop for this?

428
00:27:55,600 --> 00:27:56,965
Just wait.

429
00:27:57,120 --> 00:27:58,645
<i>CORNY:
Let's keep the music playing...</i>

430
00:27:58,800 --> 00:28:00,882
<i>and the hits a-turning
with Mr. Gene Chandler...</i>

431
00:28:01,040 --> 00:28:04,010
<i>because the Duke of Earl
loves to cha-cha.</i>

432
00:28:04,200 --> 00:28:06,123
(GENE CHANDLER'S "DUKE OF EARL"
PLAYING ON TV)

433
00:28:06,280 --> 00:28:07,691
There, there. Look.

434
00:28:07,840 --> 00:28:09,205
It's Tracy.

435
00:28:09,360 --> 00:28:12,842
Oh, my God.
She's all peroxided up.

436
00:28:13,720 --> 00:28:16,485
WILBUR:
I'll be damned. Tracy's on TV.

437
00:28:16,640 --> 00:28:18,130
With a triple process, yet.

438
00:28:18,280 --> 00:28:21,443
But Tracy was accepted
on the Corny Collins Council.

439
00:28:21,600 --> 00:28:25,400
Mr. and Mrs. Turnblad,
your daughter's a star.

440
00:28:27,120 --> 00:28:30,602
<i>And you, you are my girl</i>

441
00:28:30,760 --> 00:28:34,810
<i>And no one can hurt you, oh, no</i>

442
00:28:34,960 --> 00:28:37,247
PENNY: See? She's already
getting close-ups.

443
00:28:37,440 --> 00:28:39,169
Does she get paid for this?

444
00:28:39,720 --> 00:28:43,042
- Big as a house.
- I think she looks pretty, Edna, heh.

445
00:28:43,240 --> 00:28:45,561
(PHONE RINGING)

446
00:28:50,840 --> 00:28:52,808
Hello.

447
00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:56,447
Uh, yes, I'm watching her now.

448
00:28:57,040 --> 00:28:59,281
You are? Well, thank you, heh.

449
00:28:59,440 --> 00:29:02,284
Yes. Good bye.

450
00:29:03,320 --> 00:29:05,482
That was Hilda
from up Conklin Street.

451
00:29:05,680 --> 00:29:07,250
She's going to send a telegram.

452
00:29:09,280 --> 00:29:12,284
Oh, God, there she is.

453
00:29:15,840 --> 00:29:16,887
(AMBER GROANS)

454
00:29:17,400 --> 00:29:19,129
(MACHINE BEEPS)

455
00:29:21,520 --> 00:29:24,569
<i>Nothing can stop me, now</i>

456
00:29:24,720 --> 00:29:29,169
<i>'Cause I'm the Duke of Earl</i>

457
00:29:29,320 --> 00:29:32,688
<i>So, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah</i>

458
00:29:34,560 --> 00:29:36,927
(ALL CHEERING)

459
00:29:39,640 --> 00:29:42,041
It's time to introduce someone
very special.

460
00:29:42,200 --> 00:29:45,204
A new Council Member making
her first appearance on the show...

461
00:29:45,360 --> 00:29:47,886
and we already have telegrams.
Introduce yourself.

462
00:29:48,040 --> 00:29:52,682
Hi, Corny. I'm Tracy Turnblad
and I go to Mervel High.

463
00:29:56,200 --> 00:29:58,043
Well, someone out there likes you.

464
00:29:58,200 --> 00:30:01,090
"Please, have the new girl
lead a ladies' choice."

465
00:30:01,280 --> 00:30:03,567
I was supposed to lead
the ladies' choice.

466
00:30:03,880 --> 00:30:06,451
<i>- Tell me, Tracy, are you going steady?
- No, I'm not.</i>

467
00:30:06,600 --> 00:30:08,807
<i>But there is somebody
I've got a crush on.</i>

468
00:30:08,960 --> 00:30:12,931
Who, I'd like to know?
She's just a child.

469
00:30:13,480 --> 00:30:15,448
<i>Well, let's see who
the lucky guy is.</i>

470
00:30:15,600 --> 00:30:18,126
<i>Ladies and gentlemen,
a ladies' choice.</i>

471
00:30:18,520 --> 00:30:20,363
Hi, Tracy. It's me, Penny.

472
00:30:20,520 --> 00:30:22,329
She can't hear you.

473
00:30:26,160 --> 00:30:29,289
She better hadn't dare.

474
00:30:29,480 --> 00:30:32,006
(BARBARA LYNN'S "YOU'LL
LOSE A GOOD THING" PLAYING)

475
00:30:32,160 --> 00:30:36,085
<i>If you should lose me</i>

476
00:30:37,320 --> 00:30:39,641
<i>Oh, yeah</i>

477
00:30:39,800 --> 00:30:42,167
<i>You'll lose a good thing</i>

478
00:30:46,320 --> 00:30:50,245
<i>If you should lose me</i>

479
00:30:51,640 --> 00:30:53,529
<i>Oh, yeah</i>

480
00:30:53,680 --> 00:30:58,004
<i>You'll lose a good thing</i>

481
00:31:02,440 --> 00:31:05,410
<i>You know I love you</i>

482
00:31:05,560 --> 00:31:09,451
<i>Do anything for you</i>

483
00:31:09,600 --> 00:31:15,164
Ugh, oh, God. He's violated the
oath of the friendship ring.

484
00:31:15,320 --> 00:31:17,448
(GRUNTS)

485
00:31:19,120 --> 00:31:20,167
(WHIMPERS)

486
00:31:20,320 --> 00:31:21,481
Oh, don't cry, honey.

487
00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:25,402
<i>You'll lose a good thing</i>

488
00:31:30,560 --> 00:31:33,564
<i>I'm givin' you one more chance</i>

489
00:31:33,720 --> 00:31:36,291
<i>For you to do right</i>

490
00:31:37,680 --> 00:31:42,686
<i>If you'll only straighten up
We'll have a good life</i>

491
00:31:42,840 --> 00:31:44,649
VELMA:
That fat girl's no competition.

492
00:31:44,800 --> 00:31:47,246
White trash, plain and simple.

493
00:31:47,400 --> 00:31:50,847
For all we know,
that girl could be high yellow.

494
00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:55,961
Oh, Mommy, Daddy, I'll still be
the queen of the auto show, won't I?

495
00:31:56,120 --> 00:31:58,441
Oh, honey.

496
00:32:00,840 --> 00:32:03,161
(ALL CHEERING)

497
00:32:05,160 --> 00:32:08,448
ALL: Tracy!

498
00:32:08,600 --> 00:32:10,602
MAN: Tracy.

499
00:32:17,800 --> 00:32:20,246
No, she's not here.

500
00:32:20,400 --> 00:32:22,687
Well, I'm sure she loves you too.

501
00:32:23,040 --> 00:32:25,964
Yes, thank you. Goodbye.

502
00:32:26,120 --> 00:32:27,531
This is amazing.

503
00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:29,809
She's so popular already.

504
00:32:30,240 --> 00:32:32,641
She could be one of
The June Taylor Dancers.

505
00:32:32,880 --> 00:32:35,690
(PHONE RINGS)

506
00:32:39,280 --> 00:32:40,930
Hello.

507
00:32:41,080 --> 00:32:45,961
Well, yes,
I am Tracy Turnblad's agent.

508
00:32:46,120 --> 00:32:48,726
Give me a pencil. Quick, quick.

509
00:32:51,800 --> 00:32:53,882
How may I help you?

510
00:32:54,040 --> 00:32:55,326
Mm-hm, mm-hm.

511
00:32:55,480 --> 00:32:56,561
(TRACY PANTS)

512
00:32:56,720 --> 00:32:57,767
PENNY: Here's Tracy.

513
00:32:57,920 --> 00:32:59,570
(CHEERING)

514
00:32:59,720 --> 00:33:01,449
Oh, Tracy, you were wonderful.

515
00:33:01,600 --> 00:33:04,365
- Honey, we're real proud of you.
- We'll be there.

516
00:33:04,520 --> 00:33:05,681
Oh, sweetie, listen.

517
00:33:05,840 --> 00:33:08,730
Tomorrow, get up just a bit
closer so we can see you better.

518
00:33:08,920 --> 00:33:12,083
And maybe even give the Hardy
Har a little p-p-p plug, heh.

519
00:33:12,240 --> 00:33:14,481
Oh, Mom, Dad.

520
00:33:14,640 --> 00:33:17,291
Oh, Penny, my best friend.

521
00:33:17,440 --> 00:33:19,124
I'm so happy.

522
00:33:19,280 --> 00:33:25,367
Finally all of Baltimore knows,
I'm big, blond and beautiful.

523
00:33:25,560 --> 00:33:27,289
You're a teen leader now.

524
00:33:27,480 --> 00:33:30,131
And the show biz offers
are pouring in.

525
00:33:30,280 --> 00:33:33,329
Tonight we have an audition.
Honey, this is only the beginning.

526
00:33:33,480 --> 00:33:35,960
Stick with me and we'll
claw our way to the top.

527
00:33:36,120 --> 00:33:37,406
Oh, God.

528
00:33:37,560 --> 00:33:42,202
Fame, fortune, glamour.

529
00:33:42,360 --> 00:33:44,681
And to top it off...

530
00:33:44,840 --> 00:33:46,046
(SIGHS)

531
00:33:46,200 --> 00:33:48,328
- ...I'm in love.
- Oh.

532
00:33:50,440 --> 00:33:53,887
Wow, Tracy, you're really tough.

533
00:34:09,200 --> 00:34:12,807
Oh, ooh, Tracy, what do
you think about this one?

534
00:34:12,960 --> 00:34:14,007
TRACY: I like it.
- Oh.

535
00:34:14,160 --> 00:34:16,367
Wilbur would kill us
if we spent that much.

536
00:34:16,520 --> 00:34:19,046
You look gorgeous, Bertha.
Simply exquisite.

537
00:34:19,240 --> 00:34:22,642
- Oh, I don't know, Pinky.
- Have an éclair.

538
00:34:22,800 --> 00:34:23,961
BERTHA: Oh.

539
00:34:24,160 --> 00:34:26,891
Eat up, girls. Eat up.
Big is beautiful.

540
00:34:27,080 --> 00:34:29,048
Tracy Turnblad.

541
00:34:29,200 --> 00:34:32,409
Welcome to the Hefty Hideaway house
of fashion for the ample woman.

542
00:34:32,560 --> 00:34:35,211
- Hi, I'm Mr. Pinky.
- Hi.

543
00:34:35,360 --> 00:34:39,285
Mr. Pinky, I'm Tracy's business
manager, Edna Turnblad.

544
00:34:39,440 --> 00:34:41,727
Well, it's a pleasure
to meet the both of you.

545
00:34:41,880 --> 00:34:45,009
Here, we cater to big-boned gals
like yourself who are stylish...

546
00:34:45,160 --> 00:34:48,721
and at the same time frustrated
by the lack of sizes in stores today.

547
00:34:48,880 --> 00:34:51,770
I saw you on TV.
I want you to be my model.

548
00:34:51,920 --> 00:34:54,366
Would, uh...?
Would she be paid for this?

549
00:34:54,560 --> 00:34:55,971
One free outfit a month.

550
00:34:56,200 --> 00:34:59,044
You start tomorrow. I hope
there's no diets in the works...

551
00:34:59,240 --> 00:35:02,961
because I want to design your Miss
Auto Show coronation gown myself.

552
00:35:03,680 --> 00:35:07,048
Could, uh, could you throw a pair of
complimentary pettipants in the deal?

553
00:35:07,200 --> 00:35:10,124
You drive a hard bargain,
Miss Edna, and rightfully so.

554
00:35:10,280 --> 00:35:13,523
Pettipants, pettigirdle,
you just let Tracy take her pick.

555
00:35:14,040 --> 00:35:16,247
How about a fabulous
frock just for me?

556
00:35:16,440 --> 00:35:18,351
Tracy has to work one
extra day for free.

557
00:35:18,377 --> 00:35:19,150
It's a deal.

558
00:35:19,280 --> 00:35:21,123
- Thank you, Mr. Pinky.
- Ha-ha-ha.

559
00:35:21,280 --> 00:35:24,682
I'm going to make you a star.

560
00:35:30,160 --> 00:35:31,446
I hope your father likes this.

561
00:35:31,600 --> 00:35:34,080
He'll love it. You look beautiful.
It's the new you.

562
00:35:34,240 --> 00:35:35,287
(DOOR BELLS JINGLE)

563
00:35:35,480 --> 00:35:37,801
Oh, mom, come on. Come on.

564
00:35:37,960 --> 00:35:39,246
- Go in the beauty shop?
- Yes.

565
00:35:39,400 --> 00:35:41,243
- You haven't done that in years.
- No, ha, ha.

566
00:35:41,400 --> 00:35:43,846
- Come on. You deserve it.
- No, Wilbur will kill me.

567
00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:45,889
- Come on.
- Oh, okay.

568
00:35:46,080 --> 00:35:48,651
- You really think I should?
- Yes.

569
00:35:59,840 --> 00:36:01,968
Come on, Mom.

570
00:36:04,040 --> 00:36:08,443
- Mama, welcome to the '60s.
- Heh.

571
00:36:10,520 --> 00:36:13,888
GIRL: I'll talk to you after biology.
BOY: See you after PE, guys.

572
00:36:14,040 --> 00:36:20,844
TEACHER: In the figure shown, line
segment AB and line segment CD...

573
00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:22,843
are chords of the circle.

574
00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:26,846
Line segment PA
and line segment PC...

575
00:36:27,800 --> 00:36:30,849
What is the problem, Mr. Davis?

576
00:36:31,040 --> 00:36:33,520
I can't see through her hair.

577
00:36:33,680 --> 00:36:35,250
I can't help it if he's short.

578
00:36:35,400 --> 00:36:40,884
Your ratted hair is preventing yet
another student's geometry education.

579
00:36:41,320 --> 00:36:43,641
It's feathered, not ratted.

580
00:36:43,840 --> 00:36:47,640
Whatever you call it,
it's a hair-don't.

581
00:36:47,840 --> 00:36:49,968
You've been warned repeatedly.

582
00:36:50,200 --> 00:36:54,171
I want you to take a little walk
down to the principal's office.

583
00:36:54,320 --> 00:36:56,049
Let's see what he has to say.

584
00:37:13,440 --> 00:37:16,250
Anyway, she was right in the car...

585
00:37:16,400 --> 00:37:20,724
in plain sight of
just everybody at the hop.

586
00:37:20,920 --> 00:37:22,251
She was nude.

587
00:37:22,400 --> 00:37:24,289
- No.
- That fat thing?

588
00:37:24,440 --> 00:37:27,011
Tracy Turnblad is a whore.

589
00:37:30,280 --> 00:37:31,327
Happy now?

590
00:37:31,480 --> 00:37:33,687
- But, Mom, I didn't do...
- Don't "but, Mom" me.

591
00:37:33,840 --> 00:37:36,810
- I didn't. He's lying. Ow!
- You are suspended.

592
00:37:36,960 --> 00:37:40,203
- What was that for?
- Give you something to whine about.

593
00:37:47,800 --> 00:37:50,485
Miss Turnblad?

594
00:37:56,760 --> 00:37:58,125
Have a seat.

595
00:37:58,280 --> 00:38:00,282
Yes, sir.

596
00:38:04,880 --> 00:38:08,566
Once again, your hairdo
is getting you in hot water.

597
00:38:08,760 --> 00:38:12,401
Didn't two weeks in hairdo
detention have any effect?

598
00:38:13,120 --> 00:38:15,726
Uh, I happen to be the
height of teen fashion.

599
00:38:15,880 --> 00:38:19,407
You're on a one-way ticket
to reform school.

600
00:38:19,600 --> 00:38:22,843
Well, I'm afraid we're just going
to have to change your homeroom.

601
00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:28,131
Starting today, you report
to class 10-D, room 108.

602
00:38:28,320 --> 00:38:29,481
Special ed?

603
00:38:29,680 --> 00:38:33,082
Yes, Miss Turnblad,
special education.

604
00:38:33,280 --> 00:38:35,248
- But that's for retards.
- Mm.

605
00:38:35,400 --> 00:38:37,243
And the black kids
you try to hold back.

606
00:38:37,400 --> 00:38:39,971
Here, you will be taught
by specialists...

607
00:38:40,120 --> 00:38:44,125
trained to deal with hairdo
scofflaws in high-school society.

608
00:38:44,280 --> 00:38:45,930
Mr. Davidson.

609
00:38:46,120 --> 00:38:48,168
That will be all, Miss Turnblad.

610
00:38:48,360 --> 00:38:52,285
TEACHER: The city of Baltimore
has an interesting Catholic history.

611
00:38:52,440 --> 00:38:54,283
It was named after Lord Baltimore.

612
00:38:54,440 --> 00:38:56,841
He founded the Maryland
colony for Catholics...

613
00:38:57,000 --> 00:39:00,846
and others who could not practice
their religion in England.

614
00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:02,570
(ALL CHATTERING)

615
00:39:02,720 --> 00:39:05,007
(BOY 1 SINGING INDISTINCTLY)

616
00:39:08,960 --> 00:39:12,806
BOY 2: Hey, don't touch my stuff.
I'll kick your ass.

617
00:39:12,960 --> 00:39:14,769
GIRL: Take it back.

618
00:39:18,880 --> 00:39:21,611
(ALL WHOOPING AND WHISTLING)

619
00:39:28,920 --> 00:39:31,446
GIRL: Teach us how to dance, honey.

620
00:39:41,480 --> 00:39:45,883
BOY 2: Yeah, yeah. Go, go, go...

621
00:39:48,840 --> 00:39:50,842
Good morning, class.

622
00:39:51,040 --> 00:39:53,361
ALL: Good morning, Mrs. Shipley.

623
00:39:53,800 --> 00:39:57,805
Now let's all stand and say
the Pledge of Allegiance.

624
00:40:06,360 --> 00:40:09,443
ALL:
I pledge allegiance to the flag...

625
00:40:09,600 --> 00:40:11,648
of the United States of America.

626
00:40:13,080 --> 00:40:14,127
(TRACY COUGHS)

627
00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:19,004
WOMAN:
And one and two and three and four.

628
00:40:19,160 --> 00:40:21,606
Let's warm it up.
And one and two...

629
00:40:21,760 --> 00:40:24,525
Come on, Amber.
Can't we just be friends?

630
00:40:25,880 --> 00:40:27,245
You're acting like a child.

631
00:40:27,440 --> 00:40:29,522
WOMAN:
Here we go with jumping jacks.

632
00:40:29,680 --> 00:40:33,480
Let's go.
And one and two and three...

633
00:40:33,640 --> 00:40:34,846
Now, as you all know...

634
00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:37,924
today is special education's turn
at the dodgeball tournament.

635
00:40:38,120 --> 00:40:39,451
ALL: Aw!

636
00:40:42,160 --> 00:40:45,164
So let's get into the locker room,
put on those gym outfits...

637
00:40:45,320 --> 00:40:49,291
and show them that special education
is nothing to laugh about.

638
00:40:49,920 --> 00:40:52,161
WOMAN: And three and four.
Looking good.

639
00:40:52,320 --> 00:40:53,810
Look, it's special ed.

640
00:40:53,960 --> 00:40:56,327
(ALL LAUGHING)

641
00:41:00,760 --> 00:41:03,127
This is special ed?

642
00:41:03,280 --> 00:41:06,762
(ALL LAUGHING)

643
00:41:14,360 --> 00:41:16,089
GIRL: Special ed in the red!

644
00:41:16,280 --> 00:41:17,691
(WHISTLE BLOWS)

645
00:41:17,840 --> 00:41:21,367
All right, ladies, let's go.
Let's play dodgeball.

646
00:41:21,520 --> 00:41:23,249
(ALL YELLING)

647
00:41:23,400 --> 00:41:26,006
Penny, they put me in special ed
just because of my hair.

648
00:41:28,240 --> 00:41:30,561
BOY: Hey, I saw you on
<i>The Corny Collins Show.</i>

649
00:41:30,720 --> 00:41:32,927
Where'd a white girl learn
to dance like that?

650
00:41:33,080 --> 00:41:34,127
TRACY: Just practicing.

651
00:41:34,280 --> 00:41:36,851
Oh, and watching Negro Day
on Corny Collins.

652
00:41:37,040 --> 00:41:39,407
Hey, Thunder Thighs,
this one's for you.

653
00:41:40,160 --> 00:41:41,400
Grow up, Amber.

654
00:41:42,680 --> 00:41:45,047
Mama says Negro Day
ain't nothing but segregation.

655
00:41:45,200 --> 00:41:46,565
TRACY: Your mama?
BOY: Yeah.

656
00:41:46,720 --> 00:41:49,530
None other than Motormouth
Maybelle herself.

657
00:41:49,720 --> 00:41:51,563
I'm Seaweed.

658
00:41:52,040 --> 00:41:54,930
Hey, Penny, see the colored boy,
the cute one?

659
00:41:55,080 --> 00:41:57,526
His mother is Motormouth Maybelle.

660
00:41:57,680 --> 00:41:59,284
He's gorgeous.

661
00:42:04,840 --> 00:42:07,491
I'll get the fat retard.

662
00:42:11,720 --> 00:42:12,801
(WHISTLES)

663
00:42:12,960 --> 00:42:16,248
- Game over! Let's hit the showers.
LINK: Tracy?

664
00:42:17,240 --> 00:42:18,765
Tracy?

665
00:42:18,920 --> 00:42:20,285
GIRL: Did you see that?

666
00:42:20,840 --> 00:42:22,808
Tracy?

667
00:42:23,480 --> 00:42:24,766
You're all right, girl.

668
00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:27,731
PENNY: Are you sure she's all right?
- Yeah.

669
00:42:27,880 --> 00:42:29,325
She'll be okay.

670
00:42:29,520 --> 00:42:33,002
LINK: It's not who wins.
It's how you play the game.

671
00:42:33,760 --> 00:42:37,321
Tracy,
would you go steady with me?

672
00:42:38,320 --> 00:42:39,606
Uh-huh.

673
00:42:39,760 --> 00:42:41,603
(CHUBBY CHECKER'S
"LET'S TWIST AGAIN" PLAYING)

674
00:42:41,760 --> 00:42:44,240
<i>Come on, everybody
Clap your hands</i>

675
00:42:44,400 --> 00:42:46,721
<i>Now you're looking good</i>

676
00:42:46,880 --> 00:42:49,804
<i>I'm gonna sing my song
It won't take long</i>

677
00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:53,402
<i>We're gonna do the twist
And it goes like this</i>

678
00:42:53,560 --> 00:42:58,361
<i>Come on let's twist again
Like we did last summer</i>

679
00:42:58,520 --> 00:43:04,607
<i>Yeah, let's twist again
Like we did last year</i>

680
00:43:04,760 --> 00:43:09,641
<i>Do you remember when
Things were really hummin'?</i>

681
00:43:09,960 --> 00:43:16,366
<i>Yeah, let's twist again
Twistin' time is here</i>

682
00:43:16,520 --> 00:43:22,323
<i>Yeah, round and round
And up and down we go again</i>

683
00:43:22,480 --> 00:43:26,724
<i>Oh, baby let me know
You love me so</i>

684
00:43:26,880 --> 00:43:32,683
<i>And then twist again
Like we did last summer</i>

685
00:43:32,880 --> 00:43:38,649
<i>Girl, let's twist again
Like we did last year</i>

686
00:43:38,840 --> 00:43:43,641
<i>Come on, let's twist again
Twistin' time is here</i>

687
00:43:43,800 --> 00:43:46,087
(ALL CHEERING)

688
00:43:48,920 --> 00:43:53,323
MAN: Four, three, two, one.
You're on the air.

689
00:43:53,760 --> 00:43:57,207
Fatty, fatty, 2-by-4, can't get
through the dressing room door?

690
00:43:57,400 --> 00:44:01,883
Hi, I'm Mr. Pinky, owner of the
Hefty Hideaway, 3311 Eastern Avenue.

691
00:44:02,040 --> 00:44:05,283
Are you big-boned, got a glandular
problem, but still want glamour?

692
00:44:05,440 --> 00:44:08,364
Don't worry about it.
The Hefty Hideaway has got it all.

693
00:44:08,520 --> 00:44:11,444
This beautiful ensemble,
being modeled by our lovely Tracy...

694
00:44:11,600 --> 00:44:15,400
is available in sizes 12 to 26.
You heard me right.

695
00:44:15,560 --> 00:44:17,289
You need a girdle? We got them.

696
00:44:17,440 --> 00:44:20,569
Even got large-size shoes for
that continental Clementine look.

697
00:44:20,760 --> 00:44:21,921
<i>(SINGS)
Oh, my darling</i>

698
00:44:22,120 --> 00:44:24,691
All at prices you can afford.
Big is beautiful.

699
00:44:24,840 --> 00:44:27,207
Hefty Hideaway, Eastern Avenue.
Come on in today.

700
00:44:27,360 --> 00:44:29,408
You'll be awful glad you did.

701
00:44:30,240 --> 00:44:32,004
(EDNA LAUGHING)

702
00:44:32,160 --> 00:44:34,083
- That's our little baby.
EDNA: Ugh.

703
00:44:35,400 --> 00:44:37,368
She's prettier than
Elizabeth Taylor.

704
00:44:38,400 --> 00:44:41,085
Thank you. It's, uh, a thrill
to have you as a new sponsor.

705
00:44:41,280 --> 00:44:45,080
And Tracy, you keep this up and you just
may be crowned Miss Auto Show 1963.

706
00:44:45,320 --> 00:44:47,209
(CHEERING)

707
00:44:47,360 --> 00:44:49,124
<i>CORNY: Remember,
tomorrow is Preteen Day...</i>

708
00:44:49,280 --> 00:44:51,362
<i>so bring your little brother
or little sister...</i>

709
00:44:51,520 --> 00:44:55,684
<i>or cousins or nieces or nephews
and let those tykes rock'n 'roll on...</i>

710
00:44:55,920 --> 00:44:58,526
ALL: <i>The Corny Collins Show.</i>

711
00:45:00,400 --> 00:45:02,050
I've never been to North Avenue.

712
00:45:02,200 --> 00:45:05,010
Don't worry.
Seaweed gave me the directions.

713
00:45:07,720 --> 00:45:08,767
(BUS HORN HONKS)

714
00:45:08,920 --> 00:45:10,206
WOMAN: Oh, my God! It's Tracy!

715
00:45:10,360 --> 00:45:11,850
(SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY)

716
00:45:12,600 --> 00:45:15,490
WOMAN: Tracy!
- What's your name?

717
00:45:15,640 --> 00:45:17,802
Oh, that's so sweet.

718
00:45:17,960 --> 00:45:20,008
Thank you.

719
00:45:20,440 --> 00:45:23,171
Penny! Hurry up. Hurry up.

720
00:45:23,360 --> 00:45:26,443
I gotta go. Thank you. Penny!

721
00:45:29,760 --> 00:45:31,285
(PRUDENCE SCREAMS)

722
00:45:31,440 --> 00:45:33,408
Taxi. Taxi.

723
00:45:33,560 --> 00:45:37,042
Come here. Quick, quick.

724
00:45:37,320 --> 00:45:38,401
Follow that bus.

725
00:45:47,320 --> 00:45:49,687
- Yeah, this is the place.
- Wow.

726
00:45:49,960 --> 00:45:52,281
This is great.

727
00:45:52,920 --> 00:45:55,048
Look at that.

728
00:45:55,200 --> 00:45:58,170
Never been to this part
of town before, heh.

729
00:45:59,240 --> 00:46:01,766
PENNY: Hi.
WOMAN: Hi.

730
00:46:06,400 --> 00:46:10,371
There they are.
Stop the cab. Stop the cab.

731
00:46:25,760 --> 00:46:28,240
(THE TWO DU-TONES' "THE BIRD"
PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS)

732
00:46:28,400 --> 00:46:31,688
<i>Come on, everybody
Dig this dance I'm gonna put down</i>

733
00:46:31,840 --> 00:46:33,330
<i>Is it the Watusi?</i>

734
00:46:33,480 --> 00:46:34,925
(MOUTHS) <i>No, baby</i>

735
00:46:35,080 --> 00:46:38,368
<i>- Is it the twist?
- Un-un!</i>

736
00:46:38,600 --> 00:46:41,649
<i>- Flap your wings
- Flap your wings</i>

737
00:46:41,800 --> 00:46:44,849
<i>- While the music swings
- While the music swings</i>

738
00:46:45,000 --> 00:46:47,765
<i>- Get with the beat, now
- Get with the beat</i>

739
00:46:47,920 --> 00:46:49,729
<i>Ow! Lookin' real</i>

740
00:46:51,640 --> 00:46:54,644
<i>- Come on and work it baby
- Work, work, work</i>

741
00:46:54,800 --> 00:46:57,280
<i>- Come on and work it now
- Work it, work</i>

742
00:46:57,440 --> 00:46:59,920
Tracy Turnblad.

743
00:47:02,080 --> 00:47:05,163
You're my favorite dancer
on Corny Collins.

744
00:47:05,320 --> 00:47:08,130
I'm L'il Inez, Seaweed's sister.

745
00:47:08,280 --> 00:47:10,760
Well, it's nice to meet you,
L'il Inez.

746
00:47:10,920 --> 00:47:14,129
Uh, this is my best friend Penny.
Link you probably know from the show.

747
00:47:14,280 --> 00:47:16,442
Wow, you guys really came.
Hey, everybody.

748
00:47:16,640 --> 00:47:19,484
This is Tracy,
the baddest white dancer in town.

749
00:47:19,680 --> 00:47:21,284
And this is Link.

750
00:47:21,480 --> 00:47:22,811
This is Penny.

751
00:47:22,960 --> 00:47:24,724
MAYBELLE:
No matter what you heard...

752
00:47:24,880 --> 00:47:30,569
we are gonna teach the white
children how to do the Bird.

753
00:47:30,960 --> 00:47:34,328
Right. Come on. Come on. Watch.

754
00:47:35,880 --> 00:47:38,804
<i>- Come on and work it baby
- Work, work, work</i>

755
00:47:39,000 --> 00:47:42,243
<i>- Come on and work it, honey
- Work, work, work</i>

756
00:47:42,400 --> 00:47:45,449
<i>- Do the swim
- Do the swim</i>

757
00:47:45,600 --> 00:47:47,409
<i>- Do the flea, now
- Do the flea</i>

758
00:47:47,600 --> 00:47:48,761
Hey, Miss White Lady.

759
00:47:48,920 --> 00:47:51,890
(SCREAMING)

760
00:47:52,040 --> 00:47:53,166
(LAUGHING)

761
00:47:53,320 --> 00:47:57,848
Hey, can you spare me a quarter,
so I can buy me a taste?

762
00:47:58,040 --> 00:48:00,122
Somebody, please, help me.

763
00:48:00,280 --> 00:48:02,044
Here, here. Take it all.

764
00:48:02,240 --> 00:48:03,969
- Take it. Take it all.
- Uh...

765
00:48:04,120 --> 00:48:06,930
(ALL LAUGHING)

766
00:48:07,080 --> 00:48:09,162
Please, don't hurt me. Please.

767
00:48:11,560 --> 00:48:13,801
Why, thank you.
Thank you kindly.

768
00:48:13,960 --> 00:48:15,564
(CHUCKLES)

769
00:48:16,120 --> 00:48:17,565
- Help.
- Ha-ha-ha!

770
00:48:18,600 --> 00:48:21,331
No, no, no.

771
00:48:21,480 --> 00:48:23,926
Oh, oh, oh!

772
00:48:24,080 --> 00:48:26,242
- Officer.
- Yes, ma'am? Can I help you?

773
00:48:26,400 --> 00:48:29,688
(SCREAMING)

774
00:48:30,800 --> 00:48:33,087
(BUNKER HILL'S "HIDE AND GO SEEK"
PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS)

775
00:48:33,240 --> 00:48:35,720
<i>Let's get together tonight
And play some hide and go seek</i>

776
00:48:35,880 --> 00:48:37,689
<i>Let's play some hide and go seek
Let's go</i>

777
00:48:37,840 --> 00:48:39,888
MAN: Ooh, the dirty boogie.

778
00:48:40,040 --> 00:48:41,929
<i>Well, I love you
Love you, love you</i>

779
00:48:42,080 --> 00:48:44,481
<i>Tickle, tickle
Hug me, hug me, hug me</i>

780
00:48:44,640 --> 00:48:47,291
<i>- You all hid?
- Yeah!</i>

781
00:48:47,480 --> 00:48:49,528
<i>If you ain't hid, you better holler
Billy goat</i>

782
00:48:49,680 --> 00:48:51,569
<i>Bahh</i>

783
00:48:51,720 --> 00:48:54,326
<i>- Are you ready?
- I'm not ready</i>

784
00:48:54,480 --> 00:48:55,641
<i>Aw, man, let's hide this time</i>

785
00:48:55,800 --> 00:48:57,040
(MIMICS SIZZLING)

786
00:48:57,240 --> 00:48:58,844
<i>I went down the road
The road was muddy</i>

787
00:48:59,000 --> 00:49:01,685
<i>I stubbed my toe
My toe was hurting</i>

788
00:49:01,840 --> 00:49:04,286
<i>- Who all hid?
- Yeah</i>

789
00:49:04,440 --> 00:49:06,761
<i>If you ain't hid, you better holler
Billy goat</i>

790
00:49:06,960 --> 00:49:09,122
<i>Bahh</i>

791
00:49:10,040 --> 00:49:12,327
<i>Two bars of washing powder
Two bars of soap</i>

792
00:49:12,480 --> 00:49:14,448
<i>Already hid, you better holler
Billy goat</i>

793
00:49:14,600 --> 00:49:16,762
<i>I went down the road
The road was muddy</i>

794
00:49:16,920 --> 00:49:19,287
<i>I stubbed my toe
My toe wasn't hurting</i>

795
00:49:19,440 --> 00:49:21,602
<i>Walk, don't jump
To the bottom of the well</i>

796
00:49:21,760 --> 00:49:25,287
<i>Swam by the devil and he
I'm not gonna say that</i>

797
00:49:25,600 --> 00:49:28,080
<i>- Who all hid?
- Yeah</i>

798
00:49:28,240 --> 00:49:30,322
<i>If you ain't hid, you better
holler Billy goat</i>

799
00:49:30,480 --> 00:49:32,608
<i>Bahh</i>

800
00:49:33,520 --> 00:49:34,601
(RECORD SCRATCHES)

801
00:49:34,760 --> 00:49:35,921
Don't anybody come near me.

802
00:49:36,080 --> 00:49:38,811
I'm armed, and I'm prepared
to protect myself.

803
00:49:38,960 --> 00:49:40,928
(ALL LAUGH)

804
00:49:41,120 --> 00:49:43,407
Oh, God, Mother.

805
00:49:43,640 --> 00:49:48,168
I know you were snatched, Penny,
and I've come to save you.

806
00:49:48,360 --> 00:49:51,284
Oh, Papa Tuney, we got a loony.

807
00:49:51,440 --> 00:49:56,446
Don't you try any of your voodoo
spells on me, you native woman.

808
00:49:56,600 --> 00:49:58,409
We're just dancing.

809
00:49:58,560 --> 00:50:01,643
Mrs. Pingleton, stop acting crazy.
These are our friends.

810
00:50:01,800 --> 00:50:04,167
Don't act ignorant,
Tracy Turnblad.

811
00:50:04,320 --> 00:50:05,845
- Come on, Penny.
- Mother.

812
00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:08,651
Come on. Run. Run.

813
00:50:08,800 --> 00:50:10,689
Run for your life!

814
00:50:10,840 --> 00:50:13,127
(ALL LAUGHING)

815
00:50:14,200 --> 00:50:17,568
Don't push, please. Don't push.
Settle down. It's hot. Please.

816
00:50:17,720 --> 00:50:22,123
If you'll just stay still,
you won't be so hot...

817
00:50:23,560 --> 00:50:25,449
MAN:
You're gonna do terrific, all right?

818
00:50:25,600 --> 00:50:27,250
WOMAN:
Oh, it's gonna be a lot of fun.

819
00:50:29,480 --> 00:50:32,245
(CHUBBY CHECKER'S "THE FLY"
PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS)

820
00:50:36,040 --> 00:50:40,090
<i>Come on come on
And do the fly with me</i>

821
00:50:41,040 --> 00:50:46,843
<i>Hey, come on everybody
And do the fly with me</i>

822
00:50:47,280 --> 00:50:52,161
<i>Well if you don't know how to do it
Just watch and see</i>

823
00:50:53,440 --> 00:50:55,488
<i>You've gotta shake your hands
All around</i>

824
00:50:55,640 --> 00:50:57,608
WOMAN: Right over here.

825
00:50:59,440 --> 00:51:05,083
<i>And then you buzz around the floor
You can do it if you really try</i>

826
00:51:05,240 --> 00:51:08,528
<i>All the girls and the guys</i>

827
00:51:08,680 --> 00:51:11,650
GIRL: Tracy! Aah! Tracy!

828
00:51:12,320 --> 00:51:13,446
What the hell?

829
00:51:13,880 --> 00:51:15,530
What are they doing here?

830
00:51:15,680 --> 00:51:17,045
Look what she's wearing.

831
00:51:17,200 --> 00:51:20,010
Hurry up, but watch your step.
Hurry, but watch your step.

832
00:51:20,160 --> 00:51:21,321
- You all together?
ALL: Yeah.

833
00:51:21,480 --> 00:51:25,246
Sorry, Preteen Day is a white-only show.
Negro Day is the end of the month.

834
00:51:25,400 --> 00:51:29,371
- You can come in or get out of the line.
- You're gonna turn this little girl away?

835
00:51:29,560 --> 00:51:31,642
I don't make the rules.
You gonna come in...?

836
00:51:31,800 --> 00:51:34,690
Aren't you aware of the Supreme
Court ruling on segregation?

837
00:51:34,840 --> 00:51:38,686
What are you talking about? I just want
you to either come in or don't come in.

838
00:51:38,880 --> 00:51:40,928
- I have a dream.
- You heard the man.

839
00:51:41,080 --> 00:51:45,165
<i>- You're holding up the line.
- Segregation never! Integration now!</i>

840
00:51:45,320 --> 00:51:46,731
Cut it out. Knock it off.

841
00:51:46,880 --> 00:51:49,486
ALL: <i>Segregation never!
Integration now!</i>

842
00:51:49,640 --> 00:51:51,722
Come here. Come here.
Hold them. All right.

843
00:51:51,920 --> 00:51:54,287
<i>- All right.
- Integration now! Segregation never!</i>

844
00:51:54,520 --> 00:51:57,490
Okay, you little tykes.
We got a real treat in store for you.

845
00:51:57,640 --> 00:51:59,563
A local group with a big hit record.

846
00:51:59,760 --> 00:52:02,331
Let's have a warm welcome,
come on, for the Lafayettes.

847
00:52:02,480 --> 00:52:06,883
(BAND PLAYING "LIFE'S TOO SHORT")

848
00:52:07,040 --> 00:52:10,522
- Mother.
- Go on. What are you waiting for?

849
00:52:15,600 --> 00:52:18,365
<i>Well, life's too short</i>

850
00:52:18,520 --> 00:52:19,965
<i>And you're too sweet</i>

851
00:52:21,160 --> 00:52:23,162
<i>Every day of your life, child</i>

852
00:52:23,960 --> 00:52:26,406
<i>You've got to spend with me</i>

853
00:52:27,000 --> 00:52:29,731
<i>Now let me tell you about Sally</i>

854
00:52:29,880 --> 00:52:32,281
<i>She's a-really tough</i>

855
00:52:32,680 --> 00:52:35,411
<i>And girl you know about Emmy</i>

856
00:52:35,920 --> 00:52:39,811
There's some trouble outside. A little
black girl who wants to be on the show.

857
00:52:39,960 --> 00:52:43,487
- Well, let her in, for God sakes.
- The station management says no.

858
00:52:43,680 --> 00:52:46,684
She's with agitators. I'm afraid
demonstration's in the works.

859
00:52:46,840 --> 00:52:49,241
Okay,
I'll be there as soon as I can.

860
00:52:50,280 --> 00:52:51,327
Where are you going?

861
00:52:51,520 --> 00:52:54,126
TRACY: Wait, I gotta go.
- You're a teen helper. You can't go.

862
00:52:54,280 --> 00:52:56,886
You can't change the world's
problems in one day.

863
00:52:57,040 --> 00:53:02,490
<i>A-no no, a-no no</i>

864
00:53:03,680 --> 00:53:11,680
<i>I, I keep a-tellin' you</i>

865
00:53:13,320 --> 00:53:15,687
<i>Aah, I</i>

866
00:53:16,600 --> 00:53:18,329
<i>I said I told a-you baby</i>

867
00:53:18,480 --> 00:53:21,927
<i>TRACY: Two, four, six, eight!
TV's got to integrate!</i>

868
00:53:22,080 --> 00:53:25,243
- Please, sit down and stop this, please.
- Hey, you.

869
00:53:25,400 --> 00:53:27,528
- Can I ask you a personal question?
- No.

870
00:53:27,720 --> 00:53:31,406
- Is your daughter mulatto?
- Why, you...

871
00:53:31,600 --> 00:53:36,481
VELMA: Look at this.
- How dare you call my daughter mulatto?

872
00:53:36,640 --> 00:53:38,369
Tracy. Tracy, come back here.

873
00:53:38,560 --> 00:53:41,211
<i>ALL: Two, four, six, eight!
TV's got to integrate!</i>

874
00:53:41,400 --> 00:53:44,085
<i>Two, four, six, eight!
TV's got to integrate!</i>

875
00:53:44,280 --> 00:53:45,327
<i>Two, four, six...!</i>

876
00:53:45,480 --> 00:53:46,925
<i>A-hey-hey</i>

877
00:53:48,760 --> 00:53:50,649
<i>A-hey-hey</i>

878
00:53:51,360 --> 00:53:53,283
<i>A-hey-hey</i>

879
00:53:53,440 --> 00:53:57,001
(AUDIENCE CHEERING)

880
00:54:08,440 --> 00:54:10,681
Now, kids, we're gonna get
real lovey-dovey.

881
00:54:10,840 --> 00:54:13,207
One of your favorite records
and one of mine too.

882
00:54:13,360 --> 00:54:15,966
Lesley Gore, sing your heart out.

883
00:54:16,120 --> 00:54:21,411
(LESLEY GORE'S "YOU DON'T OWN ME"
PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS)

884
00:54:25,600 --> 00:54:29,241
Can I, uh, have this dance?

885
00:54:29,400 --> 00:54:31,289
Sure.

886
00:54:34,080 --> 00:54:37,402
What difference does it make,
Mr. Hodgepile? One little black girl?

887
00:54:37,560 --> 00:54:39,403
Who are you, the NAACP?

888
00:54:39,560 --> 00:54:43,007
But it's an easy way
to integrate without trouble.

889
00:54:43,160 --> 00:54:44,571
Absolutely not.

890
00:54:44,720 --> 00:54:47,724
Baltimore is not ready
for integrated dancing.

891
00:54:47,880 --> 00:54:50,121
<i>And don't tell me what to say</i>

892
00:54:50,280 --> 00:54:54,080
<i>And please, when I go out with you</i>

893
00:54:54,240 --> 00:54:57,562
<i>Don't put me on display</i>

894
00:54:57,720 --> 00:55:02,521
<i>'Cause you don't own me</i>

895
00:55:02,680 --> 00:55:04,250
<i>Don't try to change me</i>

896
00:55:04,440 --> 00:55:06,568
CHILDREN: Ew!

897
00:55:06,720 --> 00:55:10,088
<i>ALL: Two, four, six, eight!
TV's got to integrate!</i>

898
00:55:10,280 --> 00:55:11,964
TRACY: Aah! That's the fuzz!

899
00:55:13,640 --> 00:55:15,051
That's it for today, kids.

900
00:55:15,200 --> 00:55:18,124
See you tomorrow at 3:00,
live at Tilted Acres.

901
00:55:18,280 --> 00:55:21,409
(AUDIENCE CHEERING)

902
00:55:26,640 --> 00:55:27,766
(GULPS)

903
00:55:27,920 --> 00:55:30,002
(THE IKETTES' "I'M BLUE"
PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS)

904
00:55:36,680 --> 00:55:39,809
(WOMEN SINGING)

905
00:55:45,520 --> 00:55:48,000
<i>I'm blue</i>

906
00:55:51,040 --> 00:55:54,203
(WOMEN SINGING)

907
00:55:59,560 --> 00:56:02,723
<i>I wanna tell all you people</i>

908
00:56:02,920 --> 00:56:08,484
<i>I dropped a penny in the well
Hopin' you would come back soon</i>

909
00:56:08,640 --> 00:56:11,803
<i>I couldn't believe what I heard</i>

910
00:56:11,960 --> 00:56:17,251
<i>A fortune teller told me
My love with you was through</i>

911
00:56:17,400 --> 00:56:20,563
<i>I hope her reading was wrong</i>

912
00:56:20,720 --> 00:56:24,805
<i>I hope she was wrong
'Cause you been gone too long</i>

913
00:56:24,960 --> 00:56:26,928
<i>- Come home
- Hey!</i>

914
00:56:27,080 --> 00:56:30,243
(WOMEN SINGING)

915
00:56:38,320 --> 00:56:41,290
(ALL CHEERING)

916
00:57:04,800 --> 00:57:09,522
Black Baltimore, your mother
is ready to show her might...

917
00:57:09,680 --> 00:57:12,081
and fight, fight, fight.

918
00:57:12,280 --> 00:57:13,441
ALL: Yeah!

919
00:57:17,040 --> 00:57:20,487
All right, now. After school,
you know where to go.

920
00:57:20,640 --> 00:57:22,563
Tilted Acres, for the show.

921
00:57:22,720 --> 00:57:27,169
Segregation? No, no, no!

922
00:57:27,320 --> 00:57:29,243
(CHEERING)

923
00:57:29,400 --> 00:57:32,370
ALL (CHANTING): No, no, no!

924
00:57:32,560 --> 00:57:34,164
<i>No, no, no!</i>

925
00:57:34,360 --> 00:57:37,284
<i>No, no, no!</i>

926
00:57:41,680 --> 00:57:45,969
All right, now. I want to
introduce you to my main man.

927
00:57:46,120 --> 00:57:47,690
I'm his biggest fan.

928
00:57:47,840 --> 00:57:49,604
All the way from Louisiana...

929
00:57:49,760 --> 00:57:52,127
just to see me,
the big mamma jamma.

930
00:57:52,320 --> 00:57:56,041
Now, I want a ball in this hall,
because he's a real doll.

931
00:57:56,240 --> 00:57:59,562
Talking about Toussaint McCall.

932
00:58:00,120 --> 00:58:04,284
(TOUSSAINT MCCALL'S "NOTHING
TAKES THE PLACE OF YOU" PLAYING)

933
00:58:18,480 --> 00:58:21,290
<i>I moved your picture</i>

934
00:58:23,440 --> 00:58:25,602
<i>From my walls</i>

935
00:58:28,640 --> 00:58:31,007
<i>And I replaced them</i>

936
00:58:33,080 --> 00:58:36,402
<i>Both large and small</i>

937
00:58:38,120 --> 00:58:40,691
<i>And each new day</i>

938
00:58:42,720 --> 00:58:46,281
<i>Finds me so blue</i>

939
00:58:48,440 --> 00:58:50,522
<i>Nothing</i>

940
00:58:52,480 --> 00:58:55,689
<i>Takes the place of you</i>

941
00:58:56,480 --> 00:59:00,485
<i>And oh, my darling</i>

942
00:59:02,320 --> 00:59:04,891
<i>I'm so blue</i>

943
00:59:07,400 --> 00:59:09,721
<i>Because nothing</i>

944
00:59:09,880 --> 00:59:12,281
<i>Oh, nothing</i>

945
00:59:12,480 --> 00:59:14,209
<i>Takes the place of you</i>

946
00:59:17,560 --> 00:59:19,801
<i>I</i>

947
00:59:22,120 --> 00:59:24,930
<i>I write this letter</i>

948
00:59:27,320 --> 00:59:29,084
<i>It's raining</i>

949
00:59:30,080 --> 00:59:33,209
<i>On my window pane</i>

950
00:59:37,640 --> 00:59:40,530
MAN (SINGING): <i>And</i>

951
00:59:41,360 --> 00:59:44,284
<i>I feel the need of you</i>

952
00:59:46,200 --> 00:59:48,851
<i>Because without you</i>

953
00:59:50,080 --> 00:59:54,085
<i>Nothing seems the same</i>

954
00:59:56,040 --> 00:59:58,725
<i>So I'll wait</i>

955
01:00:00,960 --> 01:00:03,884
<i>Until you're home</i>

956
01:00:06,560 --> 01:00:09,564
<i>Again I love you</i>

957
01:00:10,840 --> 01:00:14,162
<i>But I'm all alone</i>

958
01:00:14,880 --> 01:00:18,248
<i>And oh, my darling</i>

959
01:00:22,360 --> 01:00:25,887
Oh, Link, this is so romantic.

960
01:00:26,040 --> 01:00:27,201
(SQUEAKS)

961
01:00:28,560 --> 01:00:30,289
I wish...

962
01:00:30,480 --> 01:00:33,165
I wish I was dark-skinned.

963
01:00:34,120 --> 01:00:36,168
Oh, Tracy.

964
01:00:36,360 --> 01:00:41,605
Our souls are black,
even though our skin is white.

965
01:00:45,280 --> 01:00:46,441
Oh, Seaweed.

966
01:00:46,600 --> 01:00:48,523
Oh, Seaweed,
will integration ever come?

967
01:00:48,680 --> 01:00:52,890
Oh, Penny, my little white lily.

968
01:00:53,080 --> 01:00:57,847
We're outcast from both
societies, black, white.

969
01:00:58,000 --> 01:00:59,729
Our love is taboo.

970
01:00:59,920 --> 01:01:02,924
Oh, go to second.
Go to second.

971
01:01:03,440 --> 01:01:06,569
(BOTH MOANING)

972
01:01:07,720 --> 01:01:09,165
Oh, yes.

973
01:01:11,200 --> 01:01:12,770
(TIRES SCREECH)

974
01:01:12,920 --> 01:01:14,081
Seaweed, look.

975
01:01:14,240 --> 01:01:15,287
(HORN HONKS)

976
01:01:15,480 --> 01:01:19,769
EDNA: Tracy. Tracy Turnblad,
It's your mommy.

977
01:01:19,920 --> 01:01:23,083
TRACY: Oh, my God, it's my mother.
LINK: She's gonna kill us.

978
01:01:23,280 --> 01:01:26,727
WILBUR: There they are. Tracy! Tracy!
SEAWEED: I'm gonna die.

979
01:01:26,880 --> 01:01:29,360
EDNA: Where are they?
Don't run, Tracy.

980
01:01:29,520 --> 01:01:32,251
You'll fall. You have heels on.

981
01:01:32,400 --> 01:01:34,004
You'll fall, honey.

982
01:01:35,640 --> 01:01:39,008
SEAWEED: Hello, hello! Oh, thank God.
Can we please come in for a little while?

983
01:01:39,160 --> 01:01:40,491
LINK: Open up.
TRACY: Please.

984
01:01:40,640 --> 01:01:42,642
SEAWEED: Oh, come on.
LINK: Open up.

985
01:01:42,840 --> 01:01:44,365
- Let us in.
SEAWEED: Can we come in?

986
01:01:44,520 --> 01:01:46,045
TRACY: Please?
SEAWEED: Come on, guys.

987
01:01:46,200 --> 01:01:47,929
Come on. Come on.

988
01:01:51,160 --> 01:01:52,810
Like, hi, cats.

989
01:01:53,240 --> 01:01:54,321
Sit down.

990
01:01:56,640 --> 01:02:00,008
- You got the fuzz chasing you?
- No, we were...

991
01:02:00,160 --> 01:02:04,085
- Wow, you cats are real beatniks.
- Just like New York.

992
01:02:04,760 --> 01:02:07,843
(SINGING)
Day-o, day-o

993
01:02:08,000 --> 01:02:11,527
<i>Daylight's a-comin'
And he wanna go home</i>

994
01:02:14,840 --> 01:02:18,128
- You two checkerboard chicks?
- What?

995
01:02:18,280 --> 01:02:21,409
You know, black and white,
salt and pepper.

996
01:02:22,000 --> 01:02:25,891
Well, yes, I'm a
checkerboard chick, I guess.

997
01:02:26,160 --> 01:02:28,242
Whoa! Whoa!

998
01:02:28,400 --> 01:02:30,482
Phew!

999
01:02:32,200 --> 01:02:33,964
- I'm an integrationist.
- Yeah.

1000
01:02:34,120 --> 01:02:36,327
We shall overcome someday.

1001
01:02:36,560 --> 01:02:38,085
Not with that hair, you won't.

1002
01:02:39,560 --> 01:02:42,370
You look like a hairhopper to me.

1003
01:02:42,520 --> 01:02:46,445
I mean,
your hair is really uncool.

1004
01:02:46,600 --> 01:02:51,128
How do you get your hair
so straight and so flat?

1005
01:02:51,280 --> 01:02:52,850
With an iron, man.

1006
01:02:53,000 --> 01:02:58,166
I play my bongos, listen to Odetta,
and then I iron my hair. Dig?

1007
01:02:59,920 --> 01:03:03,527
I think we'd better get going now.
The coast looks clear.

1008
01:03:03,720 --> 01:03:07,770
Let's do some reefer. We'll get high
and I'll iron the chicks' hair.

1009
01:03:07,920 --> 01:03:10,048
Reefer? Oh.

1010
01:03:10,720 --> 01:03:12,802
Drugs?

1011
01:03:13,000 --> 01:03:14,331
Locoweed.

1012
01:03:14,480 --> 01:03:18,724
When I'm high, I am Odetta.

1013
01:03:18,880 --> 01:03:21,531
Let's get naked and smoke.

1014
01:03:21,720 --> 01:03:23,165
Cool.

1015
01:03:24,400 --> 01:03:26,368
Don't breathe it in.
You'll be addicted.

1016
01:03:26,520 --> 01:03:28,522
SEAWEED: Later, sister, later.
Much later.

1017
01:03:28,680 --> 01:03:31,684
<i>I saw the best minds of my generation
Destroyed by madness</i>

1018
01:03:31,880 --> 01:03:34,451
<i>Starving, hysterical, naked
Dragging themselves...</i>

1019
01:03:37,240 --> 01:03:40,323
<i>Angelheaded hipsters burning for
The ancient heavenly connection</i>

1020
01:03:40,480 --> 01:03:42,801
<i>To the starry dynamo
In the machinery of night</i>

1021
01:03:43,000 --> 01:03:46,686
<i>Who poverty and tatters and hollow-eyed
And sat up smoking in the...</i>

1022
01:03:46,880 --> 01:03:48,120
PENNY: Oh, hi, Dad.
- Dad?

1023
01:03:48,280 --> 01:03:51,602
PADDY: Don't "hi, Dad" me.
The whole world saw you on the news.

1024
01:03:51,800 --> 01:03:54,121
PRUDENCE:
Penny, this is Dr. Frederickson.

1025
01:03:54,280 --> 01:03:57,841
He's a psychiatrist, and he's
going to make you all better.

1026
01:03:58,000 --> 01:04:00,685
Feeling depressed, Penny?
Want to talk about it?

1027
01:04:00,840 --> 01:04:05,050
Think of all the white boys in school
and how much you'd like to date one.

1028
01:04:05,200 --> 01:04:07,089
Be a good little girl
and slip this on.

1029
01:04:07,280 --> 01:04:08,850
Shock treatments are the answer.

1030
01:04:09,000 --> 01:04:11,810
- Come here, Penny.
PENNY: What are you doing?

1031
01:04:11,960 --> 01:04:14,327
Good girl. Good girl.

1032
01:04:14,480 --> 01:04:16,767
- I love you, Seaweed!
- Shut up!

1033
01:04:16,920 --> 01:04:19,924
- Get her in the car.
- It'll be all right. Get her, doc, quick.

1034
01:04:20,120 --> 01:04:22,327
Prudy,
this is totally unnecessary.

1035
01:04:22,480 --> 01:04:25,450
Come on, honey. Time to go home.
You can see Link tomorrow.

1036
01:04:25,600 --> 01:04:29,286
We've been worried sick about you.
This neighborhood's no place for a star.

1037
01:04:29,440 --> 01:04:31,442
Get in that car before
someone sees you.

1038
01:04:31,920 --> 01:04:34,002
(CROWD CHEERING)

1039
01:04:35,640 --> 01:04:37,449
<i>GROUP (CHANTING):
Tilted acres is not fair!</i>

1040
01:04:37,640 --> 01:04:39,608
<i>Racist people everywhere!</i>

1041
01:04:39,760 --> 01:04:44,760
<i>Tilted acres is not fair!
Racist people everywhere!</i>

1042
01:04:52,440 --> 01:04:56,126
BOY 1: Get out of here.
BOY 2: Go back where you belong.

1043
01:04:56,280 --> 01:04:58,487
Well, personally,
I have nothing against them.

1044
01:04:58,640 --> 01:05:01,803
It's merely a matter of economics.

1045
01:05:02,000 --> 01:05:04,207
Tilted Acres
will never be integrated.

1046
01:05:04,360 --> 01:05:07,409
- Segregation today.
- Segregation tomorrow.

1047
01:05:07,560 --> 01:05:09,483
(IN UNISON)
Segregation forever.

1048
01:05:09,640 --> 01:05:12,007
(ALL SCREAMING)

1049
01:05:18,280 --> 01:05:19,770
(GIGGLES)

1050
01:05:23,960 --> 01:05:25,610
Hey.

1051
01:05:43,360 --> 01:05:46,489
(CROWD CHEERING)

1052
01:05:56,960 --> 01:06:00,328
One black face gets on camera,
this show's off the air.

1053
01:06:00,480 --> 01:06:02,801
The kids don't care
if blacks dance on the show.

1054
01:06:02,960 --> 01:06:04,485
This is ripping the city apart.

1055
01:06:04,640 --> 01:06:07,450
Motormouth Maybelle is
out there, and she's our friend.

1056
01:06:07,600 --> 01:06:10,729
We've done hops together for years.
The kids love her.

1057
01:06:10,920 --> 01:06:12,922
<i>The Corny Collins Show</i>
remains white.

1058
01:06:13,080 --> 01:06:14,491
Or you're all fired.

1059
01:06:18,080 --> 01:06:20,321
(CROWD CHEERING)

1060
01:06:20,480 --> 01:06:24,405
Good afternoon, Baltimore, and welcome
to <i>The Corny Collins Show.</i>

1061
01:06:24,560 --> 01:06:26,244
Yes, we are live from Tilted Acres.

1062
01:06:26,400 --> 01:06:28,721
Hop in the car,
bring the whole family, come out.

1063
01:06:28,920 --> 01:06:31,685
Right now I want to introduce
to you the top contenders...

1064
01:06:31,880 --> 01:06:36,522
in the Miss Auto Show contest,
Amber Von Tussle and Tracy Turnblad.

1065
01:06:39,880 --> 01:06:43,407
I understand you're both going to
introduce a new dance in the show today.

1066
01:06:43,600 --> 01:06:46,570
Yes, I am, Corny.
It's called the Limbo Rock.

1067
01:06:46,720 --> 01:06:50,327
And I bet some people will
find it quite difficult.

1068
01:06:50,600 --> 01:06:52,887
Here it is, the Limbo Rock.

1069
01:06:53,040 --> 01:06:57,967
(CHUBBY CHECKER'S "LIMBO ROCK"
PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS)

1070
01:07:03,160 --> 01:07:05,606
<i>Every limbo boy and girl</i>

1071
01:07:05,760 --> 01:07:08,366
<i>All around the limbo world</i>

1072
01:07:08,520 --> 01:07:10,602
<i>Gonna do the limbo rock</i>

1073
01:07:11,280 --> 01:07:13,851
<i>All around the limbo clock</i>

1074
01:07:14,000 --> 01:07:16,526
<i>Jack, be limber, Jack, be quick</i>

1075
01:07:16,680 --> 01:07:19,331
<i>Jack, go under limbo stick</i>

1076
01:07:19,480 --> 01:07:22,086
<i>All around the limbo clock</i>

1077
01:07:22,240 --> 01:07:24,925
<i>Hey, let's do the limbo rock</i>

1078
01:07:33,120 --> 01:07:35,361
Good afternoon, Penny.

1079
01:07:35,520 --> 01:07:37,010
Feeling better?

1080
01:07:37,160 --> 01:07:39,561
Getting in touch with your anger?

1081
01:07:39,720 --> 01:07:42,087
Go, Tracy, go!

1082
01:07:42,280 --> 01:07:46,683
<i>Limbo ankle, limbo knee
Bend back like a limbo tree</i>

1083
01:07:46,840 --> 01:07:49,491
<i>Jack, be limber, Jack, be quick</i>

1084
01:07:49,640 --> 01:07:52,211
<i>Jack, go under limbo stick</i>

1085
01:07:56,400 --> 01:08:00,041
I watch that tramp
and I'm embarrassed to be white.

1086
01:08:00,200 --> 01:08:02,931
You know, Edna,
I've been reading about these kids.

1087
01:08:03,080 --> 01:08:06,562
Maybe Tracy could be
some sort of campus leader.

1088
01:08:06,720 --> 01:08:09,246
Wilbur, it's the times.

1089
01:08:09,400 --> 01:08:11,164
They're a-changing.

1090
01:08:11,320 --> 01:08:13,926
Something's blowing in the wind.

1091
01:08:14,080 --> 01:08:16,924
Fetch me my diet pills,
would you, hon?

1092
01:08:19,800 --> 01:08:22,451
<i>Get yourself a limbo girl</i>

1093
01:08:22,600 --> 01:08:25,490
(CROWD CHEERING)

1094
01:08:28,560 --> 01:08:30,801
(CROWD SHOUTING)

1095
01:08:32,680 --> 01:08:36,924
Go back to Africa where you came from.
Your kind's not wanted here.

1096
01:08:37,840 --> 01:08:40,286
Baltimore, you saw it here first.
The Limbo Rock.

1097
01:08:40,440 --> 01:08:42,010
Thank you very much, Amber.

1098
01:08:42,160 --> 01:08:44,731
- I'm a winner, Corny.
- Well, Amber, you won the dance...

1099
01:08:44,880 --> 01:08:47,770
but let's check the election
results to see how you're doing.

1100
01:08:47,920 --> 01:08:49,365
(TRACY SCREAMS)

1101
01:08:50,800 --> 01:08:52,211
CORNY: We have an upset.

1102
01:08:52,360 --> 01:08:55,728
For the first time, Tracy Turnblad
is number one with a bullet.

1103
01:08:56,280 --> 01:08:58,806
What do you have to say
for yourself, Tracy?

1104
01:08:58,960 --> 01:09:02,567
If elected, I plan to
represent all of Baltimore.

1105
01:09:02,840 --> 01:09:05,161
Today I'd like to introduce
a brand-new dance...

1106
01:09:05,320 --> 01:09:07,766
and dedicate it to some
of my special friends...

1107
01:09:07,920 --> 01:09:11,367
who, because of small-minded people,
can't be here with me today.

1108
01:09:11,560 --> 01:09:13,050
My dance is called the Waddle.

1109
01:09:13,200 --> 01:09:15,168
That girl's got
roaches in her hair.

1110
01:09:15,760 --> 01:09:17,250
Roaches?

1111
01:09:17,400 --> 01:09:19,846
My little Tracy's a clean teen.

1112
01:09:20,000 --> 01:09:21,684
There's no bugs on our baby.

1113
01:09:21,880 --> 01:09:24,121
I'm not kidding.
I just saw one.

1114
01:09:24,280 --> 01:09:26,089
Amber,
you're such a comedian, heh.

1115
01:09:26,240 --> 01:09:29,449
Ladies and gentlemen,
Tracy Turnblad and the Waddle.

1116
01:09:29,640 --> 01:09:34,487
(THE BRACELETS' "WADDLE,
WADDLE" PLAYING OVER SPEAKER)

1117
01:09:36,680 --> 01:09:39,809
(ALL SHOUTING)

1118
01:09:42,480 --> 01:09:45,563
(FIRECRACKER EXPLODES
AND CROWD SCREAMS)

1119
01:10:06,880 --> 01:10:08,405
You all make me sick.

1120
01:10:11,800 --> 01:10:13,290
- Tammy.
ARVIN: What is going on here?

1121
01:10:13,440 --> 01:10:15,807
- Look, we had nothing to do with it.
- It isn't our fault.

1122
01:10:15,960 --> 01:10:17,325
(ARVIN SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY)

1123
01:10:17,520 --> 01:10:18,726
Seaweed, come on.

1124
01:10:18,920 --> 01:10:20,365
Seaweed.

1125
01:10:23,160 --> 01:10:24,730
Tracy, just keep dancing.

1126
01:10:24,880 --> 01:10:26,882
Move it around here.
What, are you crazy?

1127
01:10:27,040 --> 01:10:28,690
Come on. Move out.

1128
01:10:29,000 --> 01:10:31,082
That's why I would like
to humbly state...

1129
01:10:31,240 --> 01:10:34,528
Daddy. Mommy. Daddy.
Mommy. Daddy.

1130
01:10:34,680 --> 01:10:36,330
- There's a riot going on.
- A riot?

1131
01:10:36,480 --> 01:10:38,608
- A race riot.
- A race...?

1132
01:10:38,760 --> 01:10:40,683
- Yo, I'm talking to you.
- Look, I have no...

1133
01:10:40,880 --> 01:10:42,882
(CROWD SHOUTING)

1134
01:10:43,040 --> 01:10:45,566
(SEAWEED GRUNTING)

1135
01:10:45,760 --> 01:10:48,240
Everybody just stay calm.
Stay calm...

1136
01:10:51,360 --> 01:10:53,169
(GRUNTS)

1137
01:10:55,520 --> 01:10:58,091
You leave my boyfriend alone,
you witch.

1138
01:10:59,200 --> 01:11:01,806
- You scum!
OFFICER: Stay back. Stay back.

1139
01:11:02,040 --> 01:11:05,487
Police brutality.
Police brutality.

1140
01:11:05,640 --> 01:11:07,324
- Negroes.
- Aah!

1141
01:11:09,560 --> 01:11:11,403
- Black boys.
- Aah!

1142
01:11:11,640 --> 01:11:15,281
Police brutality!
Police brutality!

1143
01:11:16,760 --> 01:11:18,728
Tracy!

1144
01:11:19,360 --> 01:11:21,442
(GRUNTING)

1145
01:11:22,680 --> 01:11:24,011
Tracy!

1146
01:11:24,160 --> 01:11:28,882
Link! Link!

1147
01:11:29,360 --> 01:11:32,443
- Police brutality!
LINK: Tracy!

1148
01:11:32,920 --> 01:11:35,844
Hey, let her go! Tracy!

1149
01:11:36,000 --> 01:11:37,365
(SIREN WAILING)

1150
01:11:37,560 --> 01:11:39,050
Tracy!

1151
01:11:44,680 --> 01:11:47,570
Tracy!

1152
01:11:49,920 --> 01:11:53,606
<i>MAN (ON TV): Good evening.
Friday, June 5th, 1962.</i>

1153
01:11:53,760 --> 01:11:56,491
<i>Racially tense Tilted Acres
amusement park...</i>

1154
01:11:56,640 --> 01:11:59,120
<i>long a tradition of
Baltimore fun...</i>

1155
01:11:59,840 --> 01:12:02,605
Penny.Penny.

1156
01:12:03,240 --> 01:12:04,651
- Seaweed?
- Penny. How are you?

1157
01:12:04,840 --> 01:12:06,649
Why are you here?
What happened to your head?

1158
01:12:06,840 --> 01:12:08,683
Uh, it happened at Tilted Acres.

1159
01:12:08,880 --> 01:12:11,884
- Get me out of here.
- Okay.

1160
01:12:13,040 --> 01:12:15,441
<i>MAN (ON TV): ...the on-location
shooting of the TV dance...</i>

1161
01:12:15,840 --> 01:12:17,205
(SEAWEED GRUNTS)

1162
01:12:18,200 --> 01:12:19,850
Come on.

1163
01:12:21,480 --> 01:12:22,845
- Thanks for coming.
- Unh.

1164
01:12:23,000 --> 01:12:25,162
<i>MAN: They'll be held at
Montrose Reform School...</i>

1165
01:12:25,360 --> 01:12:26,441
Come on.

1166
01:12:26,600 --> 01:12:28,728
<i>Identified as Tracy Turnblad...</i>
PENNY: Be careful.

1167
01:12:28,880 --> 01:12:29,961
(SEAWEED GRUNTS)

1168
01:12:30,840 --> 01:12:33,684
Girl, they gonna flip when
they see the new you.

1169
01:12:33,840 --> 01:12:36,207
MAN: <i>including Link Larkin...</i>

1170
01:12:36,360 --> 01:12:38,249
That's Link Larkin, my boyfriend.

1171
01:12:38,400 --> 01:12:39,890
ALL: Ooh!
WOMAN: Boyfriend.

1172
01:12:40,120 --> 01:12:42,361
<i>- -Common-law boyfriend
of Miss Turnblad...</i>

1173
01:12:42,520 --> 01:12:46,002
<i>was listed in fair condition
at Union Memorial Hospital tonight...</i>

1174
01:12:46,160 --> 01:12:48,401
<i>recovering from
two fractured kneecaps...</i>

1175
01:12:48,560 --> 01:12:53,771
<i>received in one of many incidents
of violence that erupted today.</i>

1176
01:12:55,880 --> 01:12:57,041
I love you, Tracy.

1177
01:12:57,720 --> 01:12:58,960
(SCREAMS)

1178
01:12:59,120 --> 01:13:02,010
<i>Tracy Turnblad is a
human roach nest.</i>

1179
01:13:02,160 --> 01:13:07,564
<i>Is this the caliber of teenager we want
representing Baltimore at the auto show?</i>

1180
01:13:08,920 --> 01:13:11,400
Amber will be so proud of us.

1181
01:13:11,560 --> 01:13:15,326
We're going to go down in the history
books for this one, Velma.

1182
01:13:15,520 --> 01:13:19,320
<i>Tracy's parents had an emotional
appeal for their daughter.</i>

1183
01:13:19,560 --> 01:13:22,291
<i>Tracy, honey,
we know you are innocent.</i>

1184
01:13:22,480 --> 01:13:23,845
It's Miss Edna.

1185
01:13:24,040 --> 01:13:27,886
- Has she always been that big?
<i>- We joined the NAACP.</i>

1186
01:13:28,040 --> 01:13:31,044
<i>WILBUR: And we will fight in every way
possible to get you released...</i>

1187
01:13:31,200 --> 01:13:34,727
<i>and back in front of
the cameras where you belong.</i>

1188
01:13:34,880 --> 01:13:35,927
PRUDENCE: Penny!

1189
01:13:36,080 --> 01:13:38,890
<i>Integration is no laughing matter.</i>
PENNY: God. It's Mother.

1190
01:13:44,760 --> 01:13:47,411
<i>MAYBELLE (ON TV):
Black and white, take hands...</i>

1191
01:13:47,560 --> 01:13:49,722
- Hey, it's Motormouth.
- Mom.

1192
01:13:49,880 --> 01:13:53,407
<i>and let them know that
we will not stand for racism.</i>

1193
01:13:53,680 --> 01:13:56,160
<i>Free Tracy Turnblad.</i>

1194
01:13:56,320 --> 01:14:00,882
<i>ALL: Free Tracy Turnblad!
Free Tracy Turnblad!</i>

1195
01:14:01,080 --> 01:14:02,923
<i>- Free Tracy Turnblad!
PRUDENCE: Ahem.</i>

1196
01:14:03,120 --> 01:14:05,691
<i>Free Tracy Turnblad! Free...!</i>

1197
01:14:07,360 --> 01:14:11,809
Now, darling, aren't you glad
that you were punished...

1198
01:14:11,960 --> 01:14:14,201
and under psychiatric care?

1199
01:14:14,360 --> 01:14:16,124
You could have been killed today.

1200
01:14:16,280 --> 01:14:17,770
I wish I was at a hootenanny...

1201
01:14:17,920 --> 01:14:20,002
in Harlem.
SEAWEED: Ha, ha.

1202
01:14:20,200 --> 01:14:21,804
- What was that?
- Ah, just the TV.

1203
01:14:21,960 --> 01:14:24,611
I heard somebody laugh.

1204
01:14:25,040 --> 01:14:27,930
Oh, my God! There are
colored people in my house!

1205
01:14:28,080 --> 01:14:30,082
I'm gonna make a citizen's arrest.

1206
01:14:30,240 --> 01:14:31,685
Stop! Stop!

1207
01:14:34,040 --> 01:14:36,407
- Paddy, stop them.
- What the...?

1208
01:14:38,440 --> 01:14:40,249
Come on, Penny.

1209
01:14:40,400 --> 01:14:42,323
Penny Pingleton,
I'm calling the cops.

1210
01:14:42,480 --> 01:14:46,644
You are no longer my daughter.
You are punished even after you die.

1211
01:15:00,400 --> 01:15:03,563
It's a real pleasure to be here
today in the city of Baltimore...

1212
01:15:03,720 --> 01:15:06,200
at this wonderful auto show.
Thank you very much.

1213
01:15:06,360 --> 01:15:10,410
I have my aide here with the scissors
and we're gonna take this opportunity...

1214
01:15:10,560 --> 01:15:14,121
to open the show here
in the city of Baltimore.

1215
01:15:14,320 --> 01:15:15,970
- There we are.
- Thank you, governor.

1216
01:15:16,480 --> 01:15:20,166
WOMAN: Wonderful to see you again.
How are you doing?

1217
01:15:23,240 --> 01:15:24,890
How do you do?
So nice meeting you.

1218
01:15:25,080 --> 01:15:26,923
You've got some
spinach on your tie.

1219
01:15:27,120 --> 01:15:29,122
(EDNA & WILBUR LAUGH)

1220
01:15:29,280 --> 01:15:32,648
<i>EDNA & WILBUR: Free Tracy Turnblad!
Free Tracy Turnblad!</i>

1221
01:15:32,800 --> 01:15:36,043
<i>ALL: Free Tracy Turnblad!
Free Tracy Turnblad!</i>

1222
01:15:36,200 --> 01:15:39,727
<i>Free Tracy Turnblad!
Free Tracy Turnblad!</i>

1223
01:15:39,880 --> 01:15:47,880
<i>Free Tracy Turnblad!
Segregation never! Integration now!</i>

1224
01:15:48,080 --> 01:15:50,526
<i>Free Tracy Turnblad!
Segregation never!</i>

1225
01:15:53,600 --> 01:15:58,970
Now, just remember, if Amber loses,
she walks off the set...

1226
01:15:59,120 --> 01:16:03,444
and then you throw the bomb.

1227
01:16:04,200 --> 01:16:06,328
Who the hell is Tracy Turnblad?

1228
01:16:06,480 --> 01:16:08,323
She's an upper lower-class teenager...

1229
01:16:08,480 --> 01:16:10,960
who was arrested
in yesterday's demonstration...

1230
01:16:11,120 --> 01:16:13,168
and is currently being held
at Montrose.

1231
01:16:13,320 --> 01:16:16,529
- She is a hairhopper.
- A what?

1232
01:16:18,080 --> 01:16:21,129
- Free Tracy Turnblad!
GOVERNOR: Jesus Christ.

1233
01:16:21,280 --> 01:16:22,850
More integration pickets.

1234
01:16:23,040 --> 01:16:26,089
This is a political hot potato
and I wasn't even warned.

1235
01:16:26,240 --> 01:16:27,810
This came out of nowhere.

1236
01:16:27,960 --> 01:16:30,008
We had no idea of her
grassroots support.

1237
01:16:30,160 --> 01:16:34,006
You keep the goddamn cops away
before this makes the national news.

1238
01:16:34,200 --> 01:16:40,606
<i>Free Tracy Turnblad!
Free Tracy Turnblad!</i>

1239
01:16:40,760 --> 01:16:42,842
Governor, governor.

1240
01:16:43,000 --> 01:16:45,890
We must have some answers
for our vast television audience.

1241
01:16:46,040 --> 01:16:49,328
Voters are demanding answers
right here at the governor's mansion.

1242
01:16:49,480 --> 01:16:53,929
This demonstration's gonna turn nasty.
We've got to get answers.

1243
01:16:54,080 --> 01:16:56,560
- Hey, no police. No police.
- Good evening, governor.

1244
01:16:56,720 --> 01:16:58,882
- May I speak with you?
GOVERNOR: How are you, dear?

1245
01:16:59,040 --> 01:17:02,044
What are you doing? What is this?
What's with the handcuffs?

1246
01:17:07,000 --> 01:17:08,126
Oh.

1247
01:17:08,280 --> 01:17:10,806
Hi, honey. I'm... I'm home.

1248
01:17:11,040 --> 01:17:14,601
Well, Baltimore, today's the big day.
We're here live at the new armory...

1249
01:17:14,760 --> 01:17:17,843
for the grand opening
of the 1963 Auto Show.

1250
01:17:18,000 --> 01:17:21,846
And who will be the dancing princess
from our council to be crowned queen?

1251
01:17:22,000 --> 01:17:23,604
We'll know right after this.

1252
01:17:24,120 --> 01:17:25,929
No cops. No cameras.

1253
01:17:26,080 --> 01:17:30,085
We're gonna work this thing out
ourselves, aren't we?

1254
01:17:30,240 --> 01:17:32,402
Madame, you do have
the key to these?

1255
01:17:32,560 --> 01:17:35,928
We'll talk about the key
after you release Tracy.

1256
01:17:37,920 --> 01:17:39,922
(CROWD BOOING)

1257
01:17:40,080 --> 01:17:43,129
Stinky, stinky, stombo...

1258
01:17:43,280 --> 01:17:45,567
(CROWD CONTINUES BOOING)

1259
01:17:46,840 --> 01:17:49,411
CORNY: The moment of truth
has arrived, ladies and gentlemen.

1260
01:17:49,600 --> 01:17:52,046
- You, the audience, made your decision.
- Excuse me.

1261
01:17:52,200 --> 01:17:55,807
CORNY: And here to announce the
results we have Mr. Arvin Hodgepile...

1262
01:17:55,960 --> 01:17:58,531
president of WZZT studios,
ladies and gentlemen.

1263
01:17:58,680 --> 01:17:59,966
(CROWD CHEERING)

1264
01:18:00,120 --> 01:18:03,249
ARVIN: Thank you. Thank you.

1265
01:18:03,440 --> 01:18:06,489
We have a difficult situation
with the votes tabulation.

1266
01:18:06,640 --> 01:18:08,881
The results were quite close.

1267
01:18:09,040 --> 01:18:12,487
<i>ALL: Tracy! Tracy! Tracy!</i>

1268
01:18:12,680 --> 01:18:18,528
<i>Tracy! Tracy! Tracy!</i>

1269
01:18:18,680 --> 01:18:22,366
Technically, the winner is
Miss Tracy Turnblad.

1270
01:18:22,520 --> 01:18:23,965
<i>ALL: Yeah!</i>

1271
01:18:24,120 --> 01:18:27,249
(ALL CHEERING)

1272
01:18:37,040 --> 01:18:39,805
ARVIN: Wait a minute.
Wait a minute. Quiet.

1273
01:18:40,000 --> 01:18:43,482
Shut up, or we're
going off the air.

1274
01:18:43,640 --> 01:18:45,290
Now listen carefully.

1275
01:18:45,440 --> 01:18:49,729
Since Miss Turnblad is in reform school,
the judges have found her ineligible.

1276
01:18:49,880 --> 01:18:51,484
(ALL GROAN)

1277
01:18:51,640 --> 01:18:54,450
I would like to announce
on behalf of WZZT...

1278
01:18:54,600 --> 01:18:59,811
the winner of the Miss Auto Show
1963, Amber Von Tussle.

1279
01:19:00,000 --> 01:19:03,163
(CROWD BOOING)

1280
01:19:39,800 --> 01:19:42,644
Let's talk this over.
We can discuss this.

1281
01:19:42,800 --> 01:19:45,724
Oh, what...? Oh, wow.
Let's talk it over.

1282
01:19:45,920 --> 01:19:48,287
- Leave him alone.
- We can talk... I'll call.

1283
01:19:50,760 --> 01:19:55,049
Well, Amber, like it or not,
you're officially Miss Auto Show 1963.

1284
01:19:55,200 --> 01:19:56,690
(GIGGLES)

1285
01:19:56,840 --> 01:20:00,845
Any words for your opponent who
many feel was the more popular winner?

1286
01:20:01,000 --> 01:20:04,686
I'd like to lead a dance
and dedicate it to that loser.

1287
01:20:04,840 --> 01:20:09,607
Tracy Turnblad, I hope you're watching,
because this one's for you.

1288
01:20:09,760 --> 01:20:14,004
It's a brand-new dance, one that
I'm sure you'll know how to do.

1289
01:20:14,200 --> 01:20:15,531
It's called the Roach.

1290
01:20:16,120 --> 01:20:18,043
<i>Too bad you can't be
here to do it.</i>

1291
01:20:18,200 --> 01:20:21,522
I'm the winner!
Leave me alone!

1292
01:20:21,680 --> 01:20:23,808
Amber Von Tussle and the Roach.

1293
01:20:24,000 --> 01:20:28,608
(GENE & WENDELL'S "THE ROACH DANCE"
PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS)

1294
01:20:32,280 --> 01:20:35,727
<i>There's a dance
They're callin' the Roach</i>

1295
01:20:35,880 --> 01:20:39,282
<i>It's buggin' all the kids
From coast to coast</i>

1296
01:20:39,440 --> 01:20:45,641
<i>Well now, form a big line
Do the Roach</i>

1297
01:20:45,800 --> 01:20:50,601
<i>Everybody, now
Squish, squash</i>

1298
01:20:50,760 --> 01:20:52,649
<i>Kill that roach</i>

1299
01:20:54,240 --> 01:20:57,642
<i>Well, there's a roach
Upon my floor</i>

1300
01:20:57,800 --> 01:21:00,007
For Christ's sakes,
pardon Tracy Turnblad.

1301
01:21:00,160 --> 01:21:01,730
- All right!
- Whoo!

1302
01:21:02,080 --> 01:21:04,686
ALL: <i>Free Tracy Turnblad!</i>

1303
01:21:04,880 --> 01:21:07,850
(ALL CHEERING)

1304
01:21:21,760 --> 01:21:23,842
(CAR APPROACHING)

1305
01:21:47,080 --> 01:21:49,242
(ALL CHEERING)

1306
01:21:56,000 --> 01:22:01,450
<i>Squish, squash
Kill that roach</i>

1307
01:22:03,760 --> 01:22:06,206
(ALL CONTINUE CHEERING)

1308
01:22:18,640 --> 01:22:20,244
Tracy?
What are you doing here?

1309
01:22:32,440 --> 01:22:33,521
I got something for you.

1310
01:22:33,680 --> 01:22:35,648
(SCREAMS)

1311
01:22:36,560 --> 01:22:38,130
Amber.

1312
01:22:38,880 --> 01:22:41,804
Wait. Hold on.

1313
01:22:42,720 --> 01:22:46,327
Baltimore, you are seeing
history being made today.

1314
01:22:46,520 --> 01:22:51,162
White and black together
for the first time on local TV.

1315
01:22:51,400 --> 01:22:54,927
- I hate you, Tracy Turnblad.
- <i>The Corny Collins Show</i> is integrated!

1316
01:22:55,080 --> 01:22:56,366
Yes, all right!

1317
01:22:56,520 --> 01:22:59,649
(ALL CHEERING)

1318
01:23:10,480 --> 01:23:13,404
(IN UNISON)
Amber, we're going home now.

1319
01:23:13,560 --> 01:23:15,324
No, Mommy, no!

1320
01:23:36,400 --> 01:23:38,801
Stop. Get away from me.
Get away. Come on.

1321
01:23:38,960 --> 01:23:41,611
I'm a married man with a family.
Don't hurt me, please.

1322
01:23:47,000 --> 01:23:49,082
Thank you. Thank you.

1323
01:23:49,240 --> 01:23:51,368
I love you, Baltimore.

1324
01:23:51,520 --> 01:23:53,648
(ALL CHEERING)

1325
01:23:57,320 --> 01:24:01,086
I don't know about you,
but I feel like dancing.

1326
01:24:01,360 --> 01:24:02,805
(GROANS)

1327
01:24:02,960 --> 01:24:05,850
I've got the Bug.

1328
01:24:06,000 --> 01:24:11,211
(THE KNIGHTCAPS' "THE BUG"
PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS)

1329
01:24:15,240 --> 01:24:18,164
<i>Everybody's jumpin'
Movin' around</i>

1330
01:24:18,360 --> 01:24:20,840
<i>Nobody's standin' still
Keepin' their ground</i>

1331
01:24:21,000 --> 01:24:24,209
<i>You can't tell what'll happen
When they pass it around</i>

1332
01:24:24,360 --> 01:24:26,169
<i>It's the bug</i>

1333
01:24:27,880 --> 01:24:30,645
<i>You got it, you got it
You're all on your own</i>

1334
01:24:30,800 --> 01:24:34,327
<i>Somehow it seems better
When you do it alone</i>

1335
01:24:34,880 --> 01:24:36,723
- What are you doing? Ow!
- Give me that.

1336
01:24:36,920 --> 01:24:38,809
You little... Ugh.

1337
01:24:40,360 --> 01:24:43,648
<i>Well, come on, baby
Let's do the Bug</i>

1338
01:24:43,800 --> 01:24:47,361
<i>Mm, come on, baby
And give me a hug</i>

1339
01:24:47,560 --> 01:24:50,086
<i>Come on, baby
My turn's long due</i>

1340
01:24:50,240 --> 01:24:53,210
<i>I wanna Bug
Bug a hole in my shoe</i>

1341
01:24:53,360 --> 01:24:56,523
<i>Well, real bugs bug me
No matter what size</i>

1342
01:24:56,680 --> 01:24:58,125
Come down. Come down.

1343
01:24:58,320 --> 01:25:00,368
WOMAN: Itching powder.
MAN: Itching powder?

1344
01:25:00,520 --> 01:25:02,522
Oh, oh, oh!

1345
01:25:25,080 --> 01:25:26,525
(WHIMPERS)

1346
01:25:28,640 --> 01:25:33,043
(FRANKLIN & VELMA SCREAMING)

1347
01:25:39,880 --> 01:25:43,282
(AMBER SCREAMING)

1348
01:25:44,040 --> 01:25:47,203
(CROWD CHEERING)

1349
01:26:15,680 --> 01:26:18,923
- Let's dance!
- Yeah!

1350
01:31:43,240 --> 01:31:45,322
(English - US - SDH)