Vi“
It's for you.
Come to us.
Join us.
Hear that, Spike? Lady Luck's calling your name.
Big pot here. You in or out?
I'm tapped. I can't cover the bet.
We'll make an exception. The pink slip on your Harley.
What do you say, boys? All right?
It's okay with me, man.
You in or out?
What do you say?
I'm in.
What do you got?
Flush.
Full boat. Yeah.
That's a battleship, dude.
Read them and weep, Johnson.
Tough luck, Spike.
Fuck off, Marcus.
Bring the pink slip by my office tomorrow.
Not if I can come up with the cash by tomorrow.
And if by chance you do repent...
...and if by chance the Lord hears your words...
...then you shall receive the bounty of the Lord...
...for he surely works in mysterious ways.
Witness, if you will, the miracle of Christ...
...and the loaves of bread and baskets of fish...
...in the kingdom of Herod.
Open your Bibles now, brothers and sisters...
...to Matthew, chapter 14.
"And at that time, Herod the Tetrarch...
...heard of the fame of Jesus..."
Not on the couch. Hoax Arthur Wilmoth...
...you better not be eating on my sofa, boy.
I'm not, Mama.
On down. Down, down. Down, down.
Mama's gonna put the tray down. Down, down. Down, down. Okay.
You just- Oh, my. You better not be taking to lying, boy.
Look at the-
Where'd you learn that trick from? From your cousin Spike?
- No, ma'am. Sweet Jesus!
Oh, hallelujah, reverend. Look at the hair on him.
"And she, being before instructed other mother, said..."
What are you looking at?
You know, when you get your eyeballs popped back into your head, boy...
...then why don't you have some of this nice tea I made for you.
- You want me to bring it out? - Mmm.
Don't "mmm" me.
Don't you even think about it.
# Riding all night a'
# I'm a Wild, Wild one A'
# But I do it all right a'
# I'm a wild one A'
# And I'm riding all night I'
# Whoo! #
# I'm a wild one A'
# I'll do you all right I
# Yeah, I'm a wild one I
# Let's ride tonight a'
# I'm a wild one A'
# Let's ride tonight N
That's another rock 'n' roll classic...
...on Garden City's oldies station.
Hey, I guess you've noticed a little atmospheric disturbance tonight.
Storm clouds are gathering with possible thundershowers tonight and tomorrow.
Now for the latest local football scores.
The Garden City Wildcats over the Winston Gladiators, 21 to...
Out of the darkness and into the light...
...comes your horrorscope on this dark and stormy night.
Push 6-6-6 for your horrorscope now.
Welcome to the Caverns of the Unknown.
I am the Master of the Dark...
...the guide to your destiny on-
November 28th, 1988.
Financial debts linger, but not for long.
You have the urge to take risks. Don't be afraid.
Your prize lies only a short distance away.
Claim it.
Vi“
Oh, fucking cat.
Vi“
Spike! - Ahh!
What in the name of Saint Peter...
...do you think that you are doing, boy?
Thou shall not steal!
Thou shall not steal. It's number eight in the Good Book.
Aah, ow!
Get your butt upstairs, or I'm gonna get my strap out, boy. Out, out, out.
Don't you think he's a little old for that?
How dare you?
How dare you tell me how to raise my baby boy?
That's where my sister- God rest her soul.
That's where she made her mistake with you. No discipline.
You know that? There wasn't. No discipline.
First- First, there was the motorcycle, then failing in school...
...and then staying out all night.
Now- Now stealing. I catch you stealing.
Listen, Lucy, I'm only taking what is rightfully mine.
You have no claim to that money until you are 21 years old, boy.
You know that as well as I do, and until that time...
...I will use that money as I see fit.
- Just empty your pockets, boy. - Get your strap out and make me.
How dare you speak to me like that, boy?
How dare you?
God will get you for this...
...you evil, insubordinate little bastard.
- We're not finished yet! - Go to hell.
You can still change, boy. There is still time to repent.
Oh, if only you could see things the way that I do.
Just look up to heaven and ask the Lord to show you the way, boy.
- That's what you do. - Mama! Mama, it's raining fish!
It's raining fish from the sky.
Vi“
Oh, holy son of God.
These are God's fishes.
God is speaking to me...
...and he tells me to open my eyes and lead you to redemption.
You hear me, boy?
There's still time. The glory of the Lord!
Jesus Christ.
When it rains, it pours.
You're not in debt anymore.
Whatever it is that you're selling, young man, I'm not interested.
Marty Palmer, Modern Miracle Magazine.
I'm looking for Lucy Wilmoth.
Well, for heaven's sake. And you found her.
Please stop.
How about a drink, Hoax?
Oh, Hoax, what's the matter?
Come here. Hey, shut up, all right? I'm talking.
Hey, we're just having some fun, man.
Ease up. All right, give me a dollar.
Don't forget: every Monday, Wednesday and Friday.
You can eat lunch the other two days. Okay?
Don't pout. I'm doing you a favor. A real big favor.
Hit it.
Hey, Chubs. Chubs, Chubs.
Cute kid, huh? What's happening, Spike?
Your cousin tells me you'll be eating a lot of seafood the next couple months.
Why don't you come by and pick some up?
I hear it's real brain food.
Ha, ha, ha, ha.
Let's get to the business at hand. You see this cash?
Buy me a motorcycle jacket, just like the one you're wearing.
You'll look pretty stupid wearing it at a bus stop.
Say what?
I said, you'd look real stupid wearing it at a bus stop.
What do you mean?
Well, well.
What happened, you rob a liquor store?
- What's up, homeboy? - Let him go.
Since when did you start sticking up for Hoax?
Shut up and back off, Skinhead.
The name's Airhead.
Hey, yo-
Spike, why don't you cool down, man? A toilet shampoo never hurt anybody.
Motherfucker!
I think you broke my nose.
You Okay?
I knew you'd show up, Spike.
Let's kick these assholes into tomorrow.
Why don't you do that? I gotta go to Biology.
Hey, Why'd you leave?
We could've taken those guys.
We're a team, Spike.
Look, I thought I told you not to tell anybody about last night.
Oh, I only told Marcus so that he'd leave me alone.
What are you talking about?
Well, Mama said we were blessed by the Lord last night.
Thought it was only fair to warn them.
Well, look, unless the Lord is gonna go to the head with you...
...you better stay out of there till you can handle yourself.
Vi“
The skies began to rumble.
And then the will of God...
...showered down upon us...
...raining his fish.
His fish.
I'll pick you up over at the gym at 7:00 tonight.
We got a date.
Spike, hear my muffler?
RAUGHS]
It sounds just like yours now.
I punched it out in metal shop today, you know?
Look, I'm busy, Hoax.
- I'll talk to you later. - Who is that guy?
I was thinking we might race home.
Spike and me are gonna take a trip cross-country on our bikes this summer...
...if my mama lets me.
- His "mama"? Sorry, sorry. - His mama.
You know, if you had a friend...
...we certainly would be more comfortable...
...with a couple of babes riding on the back.
Babes. Get him a babe. I'll see you at 7.
I'll be there.
Hey, Spike, wait up!
See you later, doll.
Vi“
Damn it.
I thought we had a deal.
I told you, no!
A deal is a deal.
Leave me alone, please. Please!
OPERATOR". Please pay for your calls now.
What time do they roll the sidewalks up around here?
You ready to order?
Could you give me a few more minutes and get me a cup of coffee?
Such a wide selection.
- Hey, Virg? Yo.
You get that part?
My kid's bringing it in 15 minutes, Spike.
You know it's a bitch getting an original mirror for a '48 Harley?
It's worth it for your dad's old bike, though.
- How much are these? - Those?
Twenty bucks.
They're real leather.
- I'll- I'll be outside. - Okay.
Vi“
Push 6-6-6 for your horrorscope now.
Welcome to the Caverns of the Unknown.
lam the Master of the Dark, the guide to your destiny on-
November 29th, 1988.
A real man has the nerves to take what he deserves.
- Hello? A real man has the nerves...
...to take what he deserves.
What is this bullshit?
A real man has the nerves to-
Fuck you.
Your horrorscope on November 29th, 1988.
Look both ways before crossing the street.
Fuck you.
Vi“
Thanks. I owe you one.
I guess this is for you. Maybe somebody left it by mistake.
What'll you have?
Oh, I'll have a Western omelet, please.
The usual for me.
One Western and a deviled-egg sand.
I talked to your aunt today.
Fish don't fall from the sky every night, though.
You're not gonna make this easy for me, are you?
- I didn't think you were gonna show up. - Come on.
- Feel safe? - Yes, I feel safe.
- Hang on. - Come on. Go.
- You need a helmet? - No, I don't need a helmet.
Oh, my God! Slow down!
Vi“
Wait a sec. I hear something.
- I hear something. What is that? - Don't stop. Don't stop. No.
What is that?
Who is this?
It's all right. It's just my cousin.
Oh, my God.
What a creep, man. What kind of sicko is he?
You should meet his mother.
- You got a light? - It's in my jacket pocket.
- Damn it. - Let's get out of here.
Wait.
Here.
And what are these for?
I don't know.
Guess it'll give me a reason to come back.
You don't need a reason to come back.
What are you gonna wear?
These.
- Are you ready for this? - Mm-hm.
How does it look?
Thank you, ma'am.
Oh, Spike.
Why don't you go in and find us some seats?
I'll be right back.
Five minutes. I promise.
All right, it's game time, guys.
Little dab will do you.
Watch it, man.
Well, look who it is. Glad you could join us, Leonard.
Hey, dude.
You bring your pink slip, homeboy?
- What's this for? - Don't eat it, schmuck.
Out of the darkness and into the light...
...comes your horrorscope on this dark and stormy night.
Oh, brother.
Push 6-6-6 for your horrorscope now.
Welcome to the Caverns of the Unknown.
I am the Master of the Dark...
...the guide to your destiny on-
November 29th, 1988.
Your problem's not nearly as bad as it seems.
Just take in a late show and meet the girl of your dreams.
Seven stud. Five ante. No holds. Put it in the pot.
Spike, this is it.
Get your hand- I'm going home.
Well, all right, here's 20 bucks. Why don't you take a cab?
- Thanks. This is a night I'll never forget. - Seven-
You gotta ante. Five-dollar ante.
- Hang on a second. - Pay up.
- Where you going? Ante up. - Ante up.
- Wait. At least put your ante in. - Shut up. I'll be back.
- Ante in. Make sure you're coming back. - Chill out.
Hey, wait up.
Suzie.
What's the matter?
Vi“
You just-
You got me figured all wrong, Spike.
I'm not gonna sit downstairs all night while you play with the boys.
Come on, you gotta understand.
I'm winning.
I'm taking back every penny I ever lost to those guys.
I'm sorry. Some date this turned out to be.
Who said anything about a date?
I did.
You think you're so cute.
Oh, my God, man. You scared me!
I scared you?
Why are you going around, sneaking around, huh?
Um...
I don't know. Sorry.
You're Spike's cousin, right?
Yeah, that's me. I'm Spike's cousin.
Do you have a name?
Oh, yeah.
Hoax. Hoax Wilmoth.
Spike's cousin...
Oh, man. I don't want anything more to do with Spike Johnson.
- Hey, where you going? - I'm mad!
And when I'm mad-
I eat!
Well, thank you.
Hey, Joe. What is this? I can't read your writing.
Is this chicken soup or chicken salad?
Pick up!
Oh, hey, want me to put a quarter in the jukebox?
Mm.
Yeah.
Do you need a quarter?
Oh, hey, yeah. I'll pay you back, though, when I see you at school tomorrow.
- Here's two. - Oh, wow.
Take a bite.
# I'll ride all night A'
# I'm a wild one A'
# I'll do you all right I
# I'm a wild one A'
# Let's ride tonight a'
# Cruisin' down The streets of the city X
This was taken right before I got kicked out of Catholic school.
- Oh, neat. - I was pretty wild back then.
- You were? - Yeah.
Oh, wow.
# Keep riding all night X
# I'm a wild one A'
# I'll ride all night A'
# Yeah, I'm a wild, wild one 4'
So, anyway, next morning, she goes out to the barn...
...starts milking the cow...
...then the darn thing turns around and says:
"Hey, I'd know those fingers anywhere."
Well, gentlemen...
...you know I'd love to stay and chat, but, you know, poker etiquette.
How come you don't smoke?
My mama wouldn't approve.
- Oh, my God. There's a spider. - What is it?
Get it away.
- Oh, gross. - Suzie, it's only a daddy longlegs.
You know, they don't even consider it a spider...
...even though it's in the arachnid family.
Hey, you know, you should see the one I have at home. A gray hermit.
- Now, there's a poisonous spider for you. - Oh, my...
- it's so gross. - Hey, you wanna hold him?
No, I don't wanna hold it!
Please, Hoax, kill it.
Come on, boy. Let's go outside.
I'm gonna let you go outside so you can play with your little friends.
See you later, little guy.
What's up, Chuck?
Yo, girl, what's up?
Listen, you- You barracudas.
Hey, guys, leave him alone. - Why don't you just leave us alone?
Gee, Hoax, I'm sorry.
- Let him go! Relax, baby.
It's okay, Suzie.
Let's just pay the bill and get out of here.
Give us a kiss.
Hey, what's in your pocket, homeboy?
- Oh, look what we have here. - Oh, my God.
Whose are these, huh?
They're mine.
Give them here. Give them here!
Hey, give it to me already.
- Get out of the way. - Fucking bitch.
I thought you were different.
Oh, he is. No question.
How'd you get her underwear? You little fucking pervert.
Hey, Suzie!
Take care of him.
Vi“
Don't worry about others who damage your pride.
They'll soon regret it when she's by your side.
I am the truth. The others tell lies.
Call me back later to capture your prize.
Jesus wants you to spread the word. I want-
Small circle of salt and star within.
Adding one insect will punish her sin.
The juice of my weed will implant my seed...
...and make you one of my kin.
Vi“
We're gonna scare the shit out of her.
Some of Mama's devil's root.
Do you like my mama's tea?
MAN". Hoax knows tricks.
Join us, Hoax.
Hoax. Hoax. Hoax.
Hoax, Hoax, Hoax.
Oh, my God! Get them off of me!
Oh, my God.
Stop it.
Stop it!
No!
Vi“
Boy, do you know what time it is?
Why aren't you in bed?
- Don't you ever knock before entering? - Don't you get testy with me, boy.
You know what this is I got in my hand?
Do you have any idea what this white paper with all the blue writing is?
It is the telephone bill.
I have been trying to call in a pledge all night...
...but it is rather difficult with you monopolizing the phone, boy.
Now, tell me, what have you done?
I know what this- I know. This is Satan's work.
I recognize it. It is Satan's work...
...listening to filthy, sick sex talk at your age.
Now, what do you have to say for yourself?
Mom, it-
- Speak to me, boy. - It was Spike.
Spike- Spike called, Mama.
Not me. It was Spike, I swear.
Don't you give that to me, boy. Don't you dare...
...give that to me.
He has his own telephone. I know that as well as you do...
...but there's no question in my mind that he led you on to this.
That evil, sinning pagan. I'm gonna-
Watch me. I'm gonna put a stop to it right now. You watch me.
Watch me. Watch what I'm doing. This thing is coming out. Okay?
Now, you just- You get to bed.
Hear me? I'm knocking at your door now.
Vi“
You shouldn't have done that, Mama.
You shouldn't have done that.
Hello, I'm Angella Martinez. You wanted to see me?
Yeah. Marty Palmer, Pl.
- I'd like to speak to one of your students. - Which one?
Leonard Johnson. The kids call him Spike.
Is he in some kind of trouble?
Well, he might be.
All right. You have five minutes.
I see why you come here.
Spike.
- So glad I found you. - Cutting class?
That guy from the magazine is here at school looking for you.
I just heard him talking to Miss Martinez in the office.
- About what? - I don't know.
Want me to take care of him for you, though?
No, no, Hoax. I can handle my own problems.
Yeah? Like you did with Suzie last night?
All right, your mouth's running, Hoax. Get lost.
You don't think I can do it? You think I'm some kind of wimp, don't you?
Well, I'll take care of him just like I did with your chick last night.
What are you talking about, Hoax?
It was an accident.
I only meant to scare her, Spike. I swear.
All right, look, asshole.
Start talking.
No bullshit!
Vi“
You start talking, and don't stop until you've told me everything.
.1111
I killed her.
I killed her, Spike.
- I used my spider. - What?
What did you do, you stupid kid?
I called this guy on the phone.
He told me what to do.
I did it for you, Spike.
Don't you see?
She was messing up your reputation.
She was out with Marcus that night.
She was a dirty Jezebel whore, and I took care of her for you.
No!
You think you're cool...
...because you're bigger, because you're stronger than me.
Oh...
Come on. Come on, hit me!
Just you wait.
It's gonna be different from now on.
Someday soon, you're gonna be down here...
- ...and I'm gonna spit on you. - Yeah. When hell freezes over, asshole.
You little shit!
Get up out of here.
Vi“
Operator 13. What city?
- Garden City, please. - Is this a business or a residence?
I would like the business address for a 976 number, please.
All right, pal. Now, my picks for the third race are:
Deadly Nightshade, Devil's Moon and Mother's Curse.
For the fourth race: Merlin's Hex, Dark Omen and Belladonna.
Then- Look, you called me, okay?
That's right, buddy.
My picks for the third race: Deadly Nightshade...
Hello, little girl, this is Santa. Have you been a good little girl?
What do you want for Christmas?
I'm a petite 17-year-old nymphet...
...with desires most men can't satisfy.
You're standing in front of me, naked in the confessional.
Oh, Father Riley...
...I didn't know you could do that with an icon.
Call me.
May I help you?
Uh...
Yeah. I'm looking for Mark Dark.
Follow me.
Sit down.
So, Mr. Palmer...
...what is it exactly that I can do for you?
Well, your horrorscope thing...
This is my pet project. My baby.
Well...
...there it is.
You don't have a real operator?
Oh, uh...
Now, you see, this-
This was an experiment.
I was gonna lay some people off. Save money on benefits and everything.
I built this myself.
I used to live in RadioShack when I was in high school.
But didn't work out.
It was using up more money in electricity than I was making in calls, so I shut it off.
Simple economics.
Um...
How long ago did you shut it off?
Let's see, uh...
Two, three months, I guess.
I guess nobody's interested in the underworld anymore.
You know, just Ewoks and E.T...
...and football and phone sex.
I hate that heavy-breathing crap.
What do you think's happening in the U.S. today?
I mean...
...a guy can't make a buck anymore.
That is so gross. I don't believe it.
Hey, you like frog legs? Oh, gross me out.
Did you get the answer for number 14?
- Hmm? - Mr. Michaels, may I please be excused?
What's the matter, Mr. Wilmoth? Feeling a little green around the gills?
Just a frog joke.
Yes, you may be excused, but hurry back. We're cutting the gonads next.
Heh.
Oh, my...
Vi“
What's going on, dude?
- Got some crank? - Yeah.
- Wanna snort it? - Of course.
Vi“
Oh, look.
Shrivel-dick.
Hey, shrivel-dick.
Hey, don't we owe him one?
I don't know.
I always lose track.
Do we owe you one, Hoax? Huh?
- Do we, Hoax? - Come on, guys.
- Cut it out. Please? - What are you gonna do?
Call your cousin?
Where's Spike when you need him?
I'm warning you.
You're warning me now? - Cut it out.
Hey, you okay?
Oh, shit, man. He fucking cut you.
He cut you so bad, man. He fucked your face, man.
Get away!
What are you looking at, man?
What are you staring at, man?
Keep the fuck away from me, man.
Come on, man.
Don't, man. You're crazy.
You're crazy, man.
Fucking crazy.
Don't ever touch me again.
Pass it on.
Hello.
Hello?
MAN". What did you think you'd find, Spike?
Vi“
Raining fish?
Some say it's a warning from God.
Spike's aunt thinks that he was trying to tell her something.
A warning about what?
I don't understand.
I don't either.
I went to this place today called After Dark Enterprises.
It's out on Webber Road.
And a special prayer today for all the little starving pussies...
...all over the world.
Amen.
Well, look at my little greedy cats eating up. There you go, little babies.
Mama's gonna eat up too. Come on, sweetheart.
Sit down. Mama will get your dinner out of the oven.
It's Mama's favorite dish: tuna casserole.
Put that phone back, boy!
Hoax!
Hoax Arthur Wilmoth.
I gave you an order, boy. Now, I want you to put that phone back.
Vi“
If you value your life, I suggest you leave me alone.
Vi“
Do you want the power now? - Yes.
Are you ready?
I'm ready.
Everyone.
When?
I understand.
Then...
...take it.
Vi“
Hello?
You're too late, Palmer.
Hey, can I call you Marty?
- that his master's wife cast her eyes upon Joseph.
Yes, she did, brother and sisters. Praise the Lord.
She cast her eyes upon Joseph, and she said, "Lie with me."
Marty!
- Marty, what's wrong? - Where the hell have you been?
I'm sorry. I lost you at that last light.
Let's get out of here.
- What happened in there? - I don't know.
We gotta get to the Wilmoths'.
What we doing? What we doing here?
All right.
I know that much. Okay, we got what here?
We got- You guys are out, right?
- I'm out. - You're out. You out?
Yo, you out?
Who's there?
Pinch me, Rags.
I must be dreaming. It's too good to be true.
Yeah, dude. It's the slasher himself.
It's a little late to be wearing sunglasses.
Or is there a full moon out?
Take him outside so we can finish the game.
Come on, hurry up.
IAnd your mom is... N'
We wanna have a little talk with you, Hoax.
Forgot the words.
You could use a jar of zit cream.
Mm. Mm. Whoa. Where do you think you're going?
I wanna watch.
She wants to watch?
Uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh. Stay right here and play out your hand.
Got aces and eights. Dead man's hand.
Pair of jacks.
Beats you. What do you got?
- She- - Nothing.
Then let's see what else you got. Ha-ha-ha.
Come on. Come on. Come on.
# One, two Put it in your mouth #
- Wait. Whoa. - Secret ballot.
Ready? No.
Okay. Go ahead.
Go ahead. Come on. Sing.
Where was I? Heh, heh.
"Turkey"? I don't know.
# It spits When you rub it up and down #
# Oh, up and down #
# Tow 1 O-pound... #
How's that go?
Go, girl. Uh-oh. Ha-ha-ha.
I'm sorry, the service was over a couple of hours ago, son.
Take off Grandma's underwear. Go ahead. Take it off.
Come on. Don't give me that look.
Come on in.
Vi“
- What do you want? You wanna play? - What-?
- You got enough money to play? - Hey, where's Rags?
- Where's Jeff? - You man enough to play?
- Where's Rags? - I'm woman enough to play.
Where's Rags? What, are you deaf, you little faggot? Where's Rags?
Would it be possible to enter the game...
...with a pair of hearts?
Jesus Christ!
Shut up!
You fucking killed them? You fucking killed them?
Let's see if you can fucking kill me, huh?
Give me your best shot.
Aah!
Oh, my...
Uh-uh-uh.
Ooh.
Get off!
God, no.
Oh, God, no. Oh, God.
Now, that's a dead man's hand.
Oh, please don't.
Please, don't.
Get away!
Get away.
Vi“
Where is he?
I don't know.
Who are we waiting for?
You're a dead motherfucker!
Marcus?
Aw...
Where have we gone?
Marcus!
Vi“
Bye-bye.
Oh, God. Please.
Hoax, boy, where have you been?
I said- Boy, I said, where have you been? Come on, now. Answer me.
I swear to God, I'm gonna go upstairs and I'm gonna get my strap.
Don't you turn your head on me!
I'm gonna go upstairs and I'm gonna get my strap, and I'm gonna give it to you.
You're never too old to get it.
I told you a hundred times if I told you 20, boy.
Look at me when I'm talking to you. Now, I owe you one.
Get up off that sofa, boy! Up, up, up.
Not on the couch.
No, not on the couch.
That's what the plastic's for, asshole.
Marty, this is ridiculous.
He's one of our prize students.
Why don't you stay here while I look around?
Marty, he's only a kid.
Humor me.
Vi“
Insurance.
I could've gone into insurance.
Desk, nice family business.
Hoax? Mrs. Wilmoth?
Vi“
Marty?
Mrs. Wilmoth?
Is anybody home?
Vi“
Miss Martinez!
Miss Martinez.
Upstairs.
Hoax?
Mrs. Wil-?
Are you all right?
Help me.
My mama's sick.
Help me.
Mrs. Wilmoth?
Are you all right?
Vi“
Oh, my God.
Oh, Jesus.
What's the matter?
Cat got your tongue?
Oh, ha-ha.
Did you have a nice meeting with my mama?
She makes lovely dinner conversation, doesn't she?
On, baby.
Look.
My cousin didn't think it would get this far, but it has.
Huh?
- Where's Hoax? - Inside. He's got Angella.
Get away from me!
Angelle!
Just in time for my little party.
- Get her out of here! - Come on. You'll be all right.
Let's get out of here.
Welcome to my house, cousin.
Don't you think it's time we ended this, Hoax?
A little bit further.
Going so soon?
But you've just got here!
Now, you, buster...
...you just don't end this.
Armageddon, cousin.
Armageddon this, cousin.
Oh, God.
You know...
...Mama told us, "Never play with guns."
Isn't it ironic, cousin?
You down there...
...me up here.
Guess what, cousin.
Hell finally froze over.
Don't look down.
I'm right behind you.
Oh!
Hold on.
It's Hoax.
- Hold on! Ha-ha-ha! - Aah!
Hold on.
- Don't fall! Whoo-hoo! Come on, now.
Careful!
Come on, now. Just hold on.
Hoax, you son of a bitch!
Bye. Bye-bye!
Burn, bitch, burn!
Marty? Just hold On!
- It's gotta stop, Hoax. - I am growing weary of you, cousin.
Go to hell.
We're both going to hell!
If you kill me, Hoax, we're never gonna make that motorcycle trip together.
Once you've been to hell, everything else pales in comparison.
And besides, Hoax-
God rest his pathetic little soul. - Is no longer with us.
Please, listen to me, once!
A motorcycle trip-
Trip across country.
I know you can hear me, Hoax.
We'll get a couple of babes, just like you wanted.
You remember, don't you?
You gotta hear me, Hoax.
You got to.
- Trip? - Yeah.
You wanna ride my bike? You can ride my bike, if you want.
You've seen my bike.
It'll be great.
On the open road.
Open road...
- Grand Canyon? - Grand Canyon.
- Painted Desert? - Painted Desert.
The Mississippi?
New Orleans.
Vi“
Please, Spike.
Take me with you.
He's mine now. He's not going anywhere.
No!
Oh...
Look what I went and did to you.
Tsk, tsk, tsk.
TOMMY". Hi, my name's Tommy from Memphis, Tennessee...
...and I'd like to hear my horrorscope.
- Another mystery caller. Welcome...
- ...to the Caverns of the Unknown. - Oh, they love me in Memphis.
They love me in Memphis.
I am the Master of the Dark...
- Here it comes, Tommy. - ...the guide to your destiny.
I'm sure we have something special in store for you.
Vi“
Translated by: Will Motomura