1 00:00:22,454 --> 00:00:25,256 [ Birds Chirping ] 2 00:00:25,324 --> 00:00:30,729 By the age of 17, a person should have adopted the three guiding principles of his life. 3 00:00:30,796 --> 00:00:34,199 One is sexual, 4 00:00:34,266 --> 00:00:37,035 one ethical, and the third, 5 00:00:37,102 --> 00:00:39,971 optional depending on the circumstances. 6 00:00:40,039 --> 00:00:43,509 My choice: no camping. 7 00:00:45,210 --> 00:00:48,379 Nobody really great ever slept in dirt. 8 00:00:48,447 --> 00:00:52,417 You ever see a picture of Da Vinci pitching a tent? No. 9 00:00:52,484 --> 00:00:55,887 How about Einstein nibbling trail mix? 10 00:00:55,954 --> 00:00:57,922 No. 11 00:00:57,990 --> 00:01:01,727 Let's take a look at the really great campers. 12 00:01:01,794 --> 00:01:05,798 Genghis Khan. A lifetime under the stars. 13 00:01:05,864 --> 00:01:10,902 Mu'ammar Gadhafi, perhaps the world's greatest camper. 14 00:01:10,969 --> 00:01:14,238 Mr. and Mrs. Marcos. Well, they recently took it up. 15 00:01:14,306 --> 00:01:16,775 She likes the boots. 16 00:01:16,842 --> 00:01:21,279 For 14 years, I had ducked all kinds of camps-- soccer, sailing, tennis, 17 00:01:21,346 --> 00:01:23,314 computer, even chess. 18 00:01:23,382 --> 00:01:26,118 Till this guy showed up. 19 00:01:28,287 --> 00:01:31,590 My intellectual and sexual powers were just starting to climb, 20 00:01:31,657 --> 00:01:35,927 and my father wanted me to go to the woods with a bunch of boys? 21 00:01:35,994 --> 00:01:39,263 I'm supposed to do all this with a guy who doesn't know he's supposed to take a cab? 22 00:01:39,331 --> 00:01:42,267 And there was Jenny. 23 00:01:42,334 --> 00:01:45,136 Her parents were goin' away in July, and she was gonna be home alone. 24 00:01:45,204 --> 00:01:48,273 But I leave for six weeks of Rambo training, 25 00:01:48,340 --> 00:01:51,309 and Fred Bernstein'll be in there in one second. 26 00:01:51,376 --> 00:01:54,078 I become a man, and he gets the girl. 27 00:01:54,146 --> 00:01:58,350 What an asshole. Stay cool, Alan. Panic now, 28 00:01:58,417 --> 00:02:03,755 and it's summer in the Sierras with Robin Hood here and his merry men. 29 00:02:03,822 --> 00:02:06,090 [ Man ] It's his first. It's a beautiful fish. 30 00:02:06,158 --> 00:02:09,828 [ Slide Projector Shuttering ] That's his second day in Red Bluff. 31 00:02:09,895 --> 00:02:12,864 We camped here. [ Woman ] Beautiful! 32 00:02:12,931 --> 00:02:15,466 [ Man #2 ] It's wilderness, honey. That's the real thing. 33 00:02:15,534 --> 00:02:18,370 - [ Man #2 Laughing ] - [ Man #1 ] Tim caught this one. 34 00:02:18,437 --> 00:02:20,839 It was his first. Beautiful fish. 35 00:02:20,906 --> 00:02:25,543 That's his second day in Red Bluff, and we're heading upriver. 36 00:02:25,611 --> 00:02:29,081 We camped here. There's no sign of man for miles. 37 00:02:29,148 --> 00:02:33,285 It's just birds, animals, fish, a lot of silence. 38 00:02:33,352 --> 00:02:36,922 What if one of the children gets sick, like something serious? 39 00:02:36,989 --> 00:02:40,559 - That's what I'm there for. - Oh. 40 00:02:42,761 --> 00:02:46,498 That's Devils' Tooth. We climbed the face. There. 41 00:02:46,565 --> 00:02:50,068 - [ Woman ] Awfully dangerous. - [ Boy Narrates ] Good call. 42 00:02:50,135 --> 00:02:55,340 - Here we are, homeward bound. - Jesus, you really do make men out of these boys, don't you? 43 00:02:55,407 --> 00:02:59,277 Well, I think they make men out of themselves. That's it. 44 00:02:59,344 --> 00:03:03,748 [ Boy Narrates ] Oh, shit. This guy is slick, maybe too slick. 45 00:03:07,419 --> 00:03:10,922 We're making a big mistake. He doesn't want to go. Look at his face. 46 00:03:10,989 --> 00:03:16,194 - Alan, what do you say? - Well, I liked the pictures. 47 00:03:16,261 --> 00:03:18,963 God, when I was a kid, I was lucky if we got to "Y" camp in Jersey. 48 00:03:19,031 --> 00:03:24,636 It is awfully far. I think city kids need a time of isolation, of quiet. 49 00:03:24,703 --> 00:03:27,539 Yeah. Yeah, see, I think that's the point. Alan, it sounds great, doesn't it? 50 00:03:27,606 --> 00:03:31,676 - Last week, you wanted me to go to computer camp. - [ Sighs ] 51 00:03:31,743 --> 00:03:34,746 The thing is, Alan is not exactly the outdoor type. 52 00:03:34,813 --> 00:03:37,482 What do you think about that? I think that's right. 53 00:03:37,549 --> 00:03:40,952 And I think next year, when he's a little older. [ Alan Narrates ] Come on, Mom. 54 00:03:41,019 --> 00:03:43,721 You're my last line of defense. Tell 'em I'm too young, 55 00:03:43,789 --> 00:03:47,526 scared of heights, allergic to open spaces. 56 00:03:47,593 --> 00:03:49,795 Yeah. Yeah, that's the ticket. 57 00:03:52,431 --> 00:03:55,667 What do you say? Sounds like fun, doesn't it? I'll tell you something else. 58 00:03:55,734 --> 00:03:58,269 I wish my dad had done this for me when I was a kid. 59 00:03:58,337 --> 00:04:01,306 We run three groups in late summer. There's an opening in the third group if you want. 60 00:04:01,373 --> 00:04:06,010 - I don't exactly like big bunches of kids. - I know what you mean. 61 00:04:06,078 --> 00:04:08,113 - I was an only child myself. - You were? 62 00:04:08,180 --> 00:04:11,416 Yeah. I can't believe how much you guys have in common. 63 00:04:11,483 --> 00:04:14,452 - I don't know about that. - [ Man ] There's only one way to find out. 64 00:04:14,519 --> 00:04:18,489 - Besides, it's not a big bunch. There's only five of us. - You said four kids. 65 00:04:18,557 --> 00:04:20,659 Yeah. I'm five. [ Alan Narrates ] The moment of truth. 66 00:04:20,726 --> 00:04:23,595 To pull this one off, I gotta be firm. 67 00:04:23,662 --> 00:04:27,098 Absolutely not. No indecision. I will not go. 68 00:04:27,165 --> 00:04:29,700 Come on. How about it? 69 00:04:29,768 --> 00:04:35,707 I'm not sure. I mean, I don't know. 70 00:04:37,142 --> 00:04:39,344 [ Alan Narrates ] So I lied. 71 00:04:46,618 --> 00:04:49,253 [ Man ] ♪ Here I am ♪ 72 00:04:49,321 --> 00:04:52,190 ♪ I'm in a gaseous haze 73 00:04:54,760 --> 00:04:57,629 ♪ Ten lanes and tall boys ♪ 74 00:04:57,696 --> 00:05:00,565 ♪ Callin' for the way ♪ 75 00:05:04,002 --> 00:05:08,773 ♪ Eldorado ridin' on the bridge ♪ 76 00:05:12,110 --> 00:05:15,146 ♪ Aztec princess ♪ 77 00:05:15,213 --> 00:05:17,515 ♪ Take revenge ♪ 78 00:05:17,582 --> 00:05:20,585 ♪ Take revenge ♪ 79 00:05:20,652 --> 00:05:24,255 ♪ Take me all the way back ♪ 80 00:05:24,323 --> 00:05:27,526 ♪ To the wild frontier ♪ 81 00:05:29,194 --> 00:05:33,431 ♪ Counting the miles ♪ 82 00:05:33,498 --> 00:05:38,936 ♪ To seein' her smile in the wild frontier ♪ 83 00:05:39,004 --> 00:05:42,540 Where'd you get the knife? My dad bought it for me. 84 00:05:42,607 --> 00:05:45,309 I think I'm supposed to skin a bear with it or something. 85 00:05:45,377 --> 00:05:47,645 - Pretty neat. - Yeah. Kinda is, huh? 86 00:05:47,713 --> 00:05:49,648 Hey. Hey, cut it out, George! Let me see that. 87 00:05:49,715 --> 00:05:51,450 I just wanted to see it. 88 00:05:52,751 --> 00:05:55,120 Just what we need-- another dickface. 89 00:05:55,187 --> 00:05:57,489 Major asshole. 90 00:05:59,191 --> 00:06:03,261 ♪ Take me all the way back ♪ 91 00:06:03,328 --> 00:06:06,464 ♪ To the wild frontier ♪ 92 00:06:06,531 --> 00:06:08,566 ♪ Oh, oh ♪ 93 00:06:08,633 --> 00:06:11,702 ♪ Where I'm counting the miles ♪ 94 00:06:11,770 --> 00:06:15,273 ♪ To seein' her smile ♪ 95 00:06:15,340 --> 00:06:18,376 ♪ In the wild frontier ♪ 96 00:06:22,647 --> 00:06:24,615 Hey! 97 00:06:24,683 --> 00:06:28,219 ♪ Take me all the way back ♪ 98 00:06:29,788 --> 00:06:32,624 ♪ To the wild frontier ♪ 99 00:06:32,691 --> 00:06:37,796 ♪ Oh, oh ♪ ♪ Countin' the miles ♪ 100 00:06:37,863 --> 00:06:42,968 ♪ To seein' her smile in the wild ♪ 101 00:06:47,239 --> 00:06:49,941 [ Man ] Your part goes like this: 102 00:06:50,008 --> 00:06:53,845 ♪ You can't run, you can't hide You can't run you can't hide ♪ 103 00:06:53,912 --> 00:06:56,347 [ Boys ] ♪ You can't run, can't hide ♪ [ Man ] Whoa. Wait, wait. 104 00:06:56,415 --> 00:06:59,484 Wait till I point to you. Wait till I point to you. Ready? 105 00:06:59,551 --> 00:07:02,887 ♪ Now if it's love that you're runnin' from ♪ 106 00:07:02,954 --> 00:07:06,624 ♪ There's no hiding place ♪ ♪ You can't run You can't hide ♪ 107 00:07:06,691 --> 00:07:09,794 ♪ You can't run You can't hide ♪ ♪ Love has problems, I know ♪ 108 00:07:09,861 --> 00:07:13,197 ♪ But those problems we just have to face ♪ 109 00:07:13,265 --> 00:07:15,700 [ Boys ] ♪ You can't run, you can't hide You can't run ♪ 110 00:07:15,767 --> 00:07:19,837 ♪ You can't hide ♪ ♪ Now, if you just put your hand in mine ♪ 111 00:07:19,905 --> 00:07:22,807 ♪ We're gonna leave all our troubles behind ♪ 112 00:07:22,874 --> 00:07:27,011 - ♪ Keep on walkin' don't look back ♪ - ♪ Don't look back ♪ 113 00:07:27,078 --> 00:07:30,548 ♪ Now if your first lover broke your heart ♪ 114 00:07:30,615 --> 00:07:32,350 ♪ There's something can be done ♪ 115 00:07:32,417 --> 00:07:35,586 ♪ You can't run, you can't hide You can't run You can't hide ♪ 116 00:07:35,654 --> 00:07:40,191 ♪ Don't you lose your faith in love just because of what he's done ♪ 117 00:07:40,258 --> 00:07:43,094 ♪ You can't run, you can't hide You can't run You can't hide ♪ 118 00:07:43,161 --> 00:07:46,731 ♪ Now if you'll just put your hand in mine ♪ 119 00:07:46,798 --> 00:07:50,101 ♪ We're gonna leave all our troubles behind ♪ 120 00:07:50,168 --> 00:07:52,970 ♪ Keep on walkin' Don't look back ♪ 121 00:07:53,038 --> 00:07:55,774 - [ Boys ] ♪ Don't look back ♪ - ♪ Keep on walkin' ♪ 122 00:07:55,841 --> 00:07:58,276 ♪ Don't look back ♪ ♪ Don't look back ♪ 123 00:07:58,343 --> 00:08:03,614 ♪ Keep on walkin' Don't look back ♪ ♪ Don't look back ♪ 124 00:08:03,682 --> 00:08:06,651 Bullshit. He is too. 125 00:08:06,718 --> 00:08:09,821 Vic, aren't you gonna catch a trout with your bare hands? Tell him. 126 00:08:09,888 --> 00:08:12,657 Yeah. Yeah, that's a Modoc thing. 127 00:08:12,724 --> 00:08:16,828 I'll show you how to do it when we get up to the Feather River. Told ya. 128 00:08:16,895 --> 00:08:20,031 Alan, what the hell are you doing? 129 00:08:20,098 --> 00:08:22,600 This is the part where we eat, right? 130 00:08:22,667 --> 00:08:25,803 You're gonna cut your tongue off, asshole. I can handle it. 131 00:08:25,871 --> 00:08:28,874 Let me see it. Turn it around. 132 00:08:32,344 --> 00:08:34,846 It's a West Horn. 133 00:08:34,913 --> 00:08:37,615 One of the counselors had one of these where I went last summer. 134 00:08:37,682 --> 00:08:40,885 Showed us how you could really put an edge on it. 135 00:08:40,952 --> 00:08:45,323 Better be careful with that, kid. One false move, you cut your own balls off. 136 00:08:45,390 --> 00:08:48,426 I'll try to stay alert. 137 00:08:48,493 --> 00:08:52,763 Watch out. Let a real man take care of business for a second. 138 00:08:52,831 --> 00:08:56,868 You're never gonna get through it in one shot. 139 00:08:56,935 --> 00:09:01,205 [ Boy #1 Grunts ] [ Boy #2 ] Wrong. Ha. When do we eat? 140 00:09:01,273 --> 00:09:04,409 [ Boy #1 ] As soon as Alan gets back with the water. Great. We'll starve. 141 00:09:21,393 --> 00:09:24,562 - Alan. - Hiya, Vic. 142 00:09:24,629 --> 00:09:27,965 - We're waitin' for the water. - Oh, shit. 143 00:09:29,434 --> 00:09:32,437 - Any time now, huh? - Yeah. 144 00:09:42,647 --> 00:09:44,749 Dumb. Dumb. 145 00:09:45,417 --> 00:09:47,118 [ Groans ] 146 00:09:54,593 --> 00:09:57,028 [ Bird Screeching ] 147 00:10:07,339 --> 00:10:12,143 - [ Boy Screams, Laughs ] - [ Alan Screams ] You dumb shit. 148 00:10:12,210 --> 00:10:15,680 That scared the shit out of you! It did not. 149 00:10:15,747 --> 00:10:19,550 [ Laughing Hysterically ] Come on, dickface. Wait up. 150 00:10:37,736 --> 00:10:39,938 Yeah! All right! 151 00:10:40,005 --> 00:10:42,874 - [ Boy #1 ] Yeah! That's way cool. - [ Boy #2 ] Way to go! 152 00:10:42,941 --> 00:10:47,278 I wanna try that, Vic. All right. 153 00:10:47,345 --> 00:10:51,816 Check it out. [ Sighs ] That's the way we make the first fire. 154 00:10:51,883 --> 00:10:54,685 - From now on, we use kitchen matches. - [ All Laughing ] 155 00:10:59,224 --> 00:11:01,993 Look. Can you see up there? 156 00:11:02,060 --> 00:11:06,397 We're under the sign of Otagawa. 157 00:11:06,464 --> 00:11:10,701 Those four stars, they're his hands and feet. 158 00:11:10,769 --> 00:11:14,739 And the three in the middle there-- that's his belt with his stone knife. 159 00:11:14,806 --> 00:11:18,910 That's Orion. Shut up. What the hell do you know? 160 00:11:18,977 --> 00:11:22,180 Alan's right. That constellation was called Orion by the Greeks, 161 00:11:22,247 --> 00:11:26,384 but up here, he was Otagawa, the hunter. 162 00:11:26,451 --> 00:11:29,854 See, he hunted... not to eat, 163 00:11:29,921 --> 00:11:32,123 but to destroy. 164 00:11:32,190 --> 00:11:35,293 He was an enemy-- enemy of the land... 165 00:11:35,360 --> 00:11:37,195 and of the trees. 166 00:11:37,262 --> 00:11:40,999 He killed his brother, the rabbit and the deer. 167 00:11:41,066 --> 00:11:44,436 So the manitou punished him, flung him up in the stars, 168 00:11:44,502 --> 00:11:47,171 to stay up there forever alone. 169 00:11:50,275 --> 00:11:54,279 Chris, get the lantern. 170 00:11:59,951 --> 00:12:03,387 - Chris? - You could take his knife away. 171 00:12:03,455 --> 00:12:05,123 Take my knife away? George? 172 00:12:05,190 --> 00:12:08,459 That's fair. Mitch? 173 00:12:08,526 --> 00:12:11,395 Well, you could give it back to him after a while. 174 00:12:11,463 --> 00:12:15,533 - Alan? - You gotta say somethin'. 175 00:12:15,600 --> 00:12:19,670 It's fair, right? I mean, you gotta say it's fair. 176 00:12:19,738 --> 00:12:22,707 Do you think it's fair, Alan? 177 00:12:24,375 --> 00:12:26,276 [ Unsheathing Knife ] 178 00:12:32,317 --> 00:12:34,919 [ Radio: News Announcer Speaking, Indistinct ] 179 00:12:34,986 --> 00:12:37,755 Chris, come here. 180 00:12:39,257 --> 00:12:41,726 Ohh. Can you believe that? 181 00:12:41,793 --> 00:12:43,694 No. [ Both Chuckling ] 182 00:12:43,762 --> 00:12:47,832 That's incredible. I don't understand how they do that. 183 00:12:47,899 --> 00:12:51,168 [ Vic ] Okay, guys. Let's go. [ Chris ] See you later. 184 00:12:51,236 --> 00:12:54,572 [ Exhales ] [ Cash Register Ringing ] 185 00:12:59,010 --> 00:13:02,913 How you doin'? It's, uh, three dollars. 186 00:13:02,981 --> 00:13:06,584 It's a good month. They got twins. 187 00:13:14,692 --> 00:13:18,962 Okay, guys. This is it. We're leavin' the van and heading out on foot. 188 00:13:19,030 --> 00:13:22,199 If there's anything else you need, get it now. 189 00:13:41,719 --> 00:13:45,656 [ Man ] ♪ About this time of evenin' ♪ 190 00:13:45,723 --> 00:13:52,262 ♪ Out by the bay Turn the road lights on the bridge ♪ 191 00:13:52,330 --> 00:13:57,401 ♪ Well, a diesel rolls in silhouette eastbound ♪ 192 00:13:57,468 --> 00:14:02,172 ♪ Lovers glad the sun has set ♪ 193 00:14:02,240 --> 00:14:06,077 ♪ I'm starin' into the twilight ♪ 194 00:14:07,545 --> 00:14:12,082 ♪ Wishin' I could find someone tonight ♪ 195 00:14:15,019 --> 00:14:18,756 ♪ I know she's out there somewhere ♪ 196 00:14:20,291 --> 00:14:23,661 ♪ On the western skyline ♪ 197 00:14:23,728 --> 00:14:27,131 ♪ Hi, whoa-whoa ♪ [ Vic ] Come on, guys. Hang in there. 198 00:14:27,198 --> 00:14:30,434 When we get to the falls, I'll show you how those Modoc kids used to catch fish. 199 00:14:35,740 --> 00:14:38,375 [ Birds Calling ] 200 00:14:59,297 --> 00:15:02,366 - Yeah! Whoo! - Whoa! 201 00:15:02,433 --> 00:15:05,636 There you go. Piece of cake. 202 00:15:05,703 --> 00:15:09,473 Hey, guys, let's go! George, 203 00:15:09,540 --> 00:15:11,808 last one across puts up the tent. 204 00:15:11,876 --> 00:15:14,945 [ Radio: Announcer Calling Ball Game ] All right! 205 00:15:15,013 --> 00:15:19,017 All right! Yeah! Cool it, asshole. It's not over till it's over. 206 00:15:19,083 --> 00:15:22,086 [ Announcer ] Nice play by Carter. 207 00:15:26,758 --> 00:15:29,460 Whoo! [ Chuckles ] 208 00:15:29,527 --> 00:15:32,830 Tent's all yours, bud. Fat chance. I won. 209 00:15:32,897 --> 00:15:35,499 Come on! Come on! [ Announcer ] Line drive! 210 00:15:35,566 --> 00:15:38,869 You can do it! Come on! [ Announcer ] Can't get to it! 211 00:15:38,937 --> 00:15:42,273 [ Vic ] What are you doin'? It's just the Mets game. They're playin' San Francisco. 212 00:15:42,340 --> 00:15:46,610 - We've let all that go, now, haven't we? - It's the top of the ninth. 213 00:15:46,678 --> 00:15:49,480 - Two more outs, and then we'll let go, okay? - Now! 214 00:15:49,547 --> 00:15:51,515 What are you doin'? 215 00:15:54,953 --> 00:15:59,223 Did you ever notice that people in authority don't say what they mean? 216 00:15:59,290 --> 00:16:02,493 Take Vic. I carve my initials in a tree. 217 00:16:02,560 --> 00:16:07,197 So I made a mistake. Does Vic say, "Don't carve your initials in the tree"? 218 00:16:07,265 --> 00:16:10,501 No. He says, "Over there's Otagawa. 219 00:16:10,568 --> 00:16:13,637 "They flung him into the sky. He's an enemy of the land. 220 00:16:13,705 --> 00:16:16,541 I think we'll take Alan's knife." 221 00:16:16,607 --> 00:16:18,842 Now I'm listenin' to the ball game. 222 00:16:18,910 --> 00:16:22,513 Vic wants to say, "Don't listen to the radio." 223 00:16:22,580 --> 00:16:26,150 Instead, he says, "We've let all that go, now, haven't we?" 224 00:16:26,217 --> 00:16:28,552 Obviously I hadn't. 225 00:16:28,619 --> 00:16:31,521 [ Chris ] So I go upstairs to take a piss, right? 226 00:16:31,589 --> 00:16:34,892 And I look in the medicine cabinet, and there's this little, round plastic box... 227 00:16:34,959 --> 00:16:39,129 with numbers all around it-- you know, the Pill. 228 00:16:39,197 --> 00:16:42,200 [ George ] What pill? [ Mitch ] The Pill, stupid. 229 00:16:42,266 --> 00:16:46,136 [ Chris ] So I opened it up, and I replaced every other one with something else. 230 00:16:46,204 --> 00:16:49,473 [ George ] What? What? [ Chris ] I don't know. Vitamin "C" or something. 231 00:16:49,540 --> 00:16:51,842 [ Mitch ] Bullshit. [ George ] Listen to this. 232 00:16:51,909 --> 00:16:54,945 She says she's a Leo and likes long walks in the woods and young-- 233 00:16:55,013 --> 00:16:57,415 [ Chris ] Let me see again. [ George ] What are you? A pervert? 234 00:16:57,482 --> 00:17:00,151 How many times you gotta see it? [ Mitch ] I got it next. 235 00:17:00,218 --> 00:17:02,820 [ George ] Who paid for it? [ Chris ] Will you just give it to me? 236 00:17:02,887 --> 00:17:04,688 Alan? Yeah? 237 00:17:04,756 --> 00:17:07,925 Didn't you say you liked to play chess? Mm-hmm. 238 00:17:07,992 --> 00:17:11,028 How about a game? Now?ut here? 239 00:17:11,095 --> 00:17:13,430 I got a travel board. Okay. 240 00:17:13,498 --> 00:17:15,500 All right. 241 00:17:18,970 --> 00:17:21,405 Check. 242 00:17:21,472 --> 00:17:23,540 Check this out. Shut up. 243 00:17:23,608 --> 00:17:26,043 Fine. 244 00:17:30,281 --> 00:17:33,550 - Damn. I took my hand off. Now I can't move it. - It's okay. 245 00:17:33,618 --> 00:17:36,954 No. Play by the rules. 246 00:17:49,033 --> 00:17:51,735 That's mate. Nah. 247 00:17:51,803 --> 00:17:55,573 Yeah. Checkmate. My bishop, my rook, my queen. 248 00:17:55,640 --> 00:17:59,810 - What happened? Dickface win? - Yeah. Dickface won. 249 00:17:59,877 --> 00:18:01,879 [ Chess Pieces Clinking ] 250 00:18:04,482 --> 00:18:08,953 It's not a bad run. You just have to remember everything I told you, okay? 251 00:18:09,020 --> 00:18:13,891 Keep your center of gravity low. Now, two of us are gonna take the canoe down, 252 00:18:13,958 --> 00:18:18,095 and the rest of you are gonna backpack the sleeping bags and stuff. 253 00:18:18,162 --> 00:18:21,932 All right. I'm gonna be in the stern, but I need a good bow man. 254 00:18:21,999 --> 00:18:25,736 Alan, put your helmet on. 255 00:18:25,803 --> 00:18:28,872 What? Me? Why him? I thought I'd be the one. 256 00:18:28,940 --> 00:18:31,475 - What do I have to do? - Just do your best. 257 00:18:48,292 --> 00:18:52,863 [ Water Roaring ] Vic? 258 00:18:52,930 --> 00:18:57,234 [ Man ] ♪ I hear the tribal cry up the alleyway ♪ 259 00:18:57,301 --> 00:19:00,103 ♪ Tribal ♪ 260 00:19:00,171 --> 00:19:03,274 ♪ Echo out across the night ♪ Keep paddling, Alan. Pull, pull! 261 00:19:03,341 --> 00:19:05,810 Vic, I lost my paddle! It's all right. 262 00:19:05,877 --> 00:19:10,514 ♪ I'm out of sight and out of mind ♪ 263 00:19:10,581 --> 00:19:13,283 [ Vic ] Okay. Here we go! Here we go! 264 00:19:13,351 --> 00:19:16,620 Whoo! ♪ The man with all the answers ♪ 265 00:19:16,687 --> 00:19:20,157 ♪ Never turnin' back ♪ ♪ Up against the wall ♪ 266 00:19:20,224 --> 00:19:22,259 ♪ [ Continues Indistinct ] 267 00:19:23,794 --> 00:19:26,596 [ Alan ] Oh, jeez! You'd better look out! 268 00:19:26,664 --> 00:19:32,670 ♪ One hotshot who wants control of the free world ♪ 269 00:19:32,737 --> 00:19:36,540 ♪ And the winner takes it all ♪ 270 00:19:36,607 --> 00:19:40,077 [ Mitch ] It's psychology. Vic thinks he needs special attention. 271 00:19:40,144 --> 00:19:43,447 [ Chris ] I think it sucks. [ George ] This is classic. We carry the goddamn thing, 272 00:19:43,514 --> 00:19:47,284 and look who gets to ride in it. 273 00:20:07,405 --> 00:20:09,774 ♪ [ Continues Indistinct ] 274 00:20:14,679 --> 00:20:18,215 ♪ Hotshot, rarin' to go ♪ [ Vic Talking, Indistinct ] 275 00:20:18,282 --> 00:20:21,585 ♪ Fire and flames ♪ 276 00:20:21,652 --> 00:20:24,955 ♪ Hotshot, rarin' to go ♪ 277 00:20:25,022 --> 00:20:28,425 ♪ He's a smooth operator ♪ ♪ [ Continues, Indistinct ] 278 00:20:28,492 --> 00:20:31,061 ♪ One shot to lose control ♪ 279 00:20:31,128 --> 00:20:34,831 ♪ [ Fades Out ] 280 00:20:34,899 --> 00:20:37,801 [ Laughing ] Whoo, hoo-hoo-hoo! [ Gargling ] 281 00:20:42,039 --> 00:20:45,075 Hell of a ride, huh? Whoo! 282 00:20:45,142 --> 00:20:50,413 [ Panting ] What's wrong? Don't worry about the paddle. 283 00:20:50,481 --> 00:20:52,983 You tried to scare me. What? 284 00:20:53,050 --> 00:20:56,553 - You were trying to scare me! - [ Continues Panting ] 285 00:20:57,755 --> 00:21:02,459 Hey, Alan, it's me. 286 00:21:02,526 --> 00:21:06,596 [ Man ] ♪ I know she's out there somewhere ♪ 287 00:21:06,664 --> 00:21:11,535 ♪ Somewhere ♪ ♪ On the western skyline ♪ 288 00:21:12,937 --> 00:21:16,707 ♪ Told me we might say a prayer ♪ 289 00:21:16,774 --> 00:21:18,642 ♪ Say a prayer ♪ 290 00:21:18,709 --> 00:21:23,547 ♪ On the western skyline ♪ 291 00:21:23,614 --> 00:21:25,148 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What is this? What is this? 292 00:21:25,216 --> 00:21:27,618 Nobody said, "Take five." [ Chris ] Jesus, Vic. 293 00:21:27,685 --> 00:21:31,121 Come on, fellas. Hoist that puppy. Let's go. [ All Chattering ] 294 00:21:31,188 --> 00:21:34,291 [ George ] You lift too, Chris. One, two-- 295 00:21:34,358 --> 00:21:38,295 [ Vic ] There you go. Light as a feather. 296 00:21:42,767 --> 00:21:47,505 ♪ I know she's out there somewhere ♪ 297 00:21:48,606 --> 00:21:53,143 ♪ On the western skyline ♪ 298 00:21:53,210 --> 00:21:56,780 ♪ Told me we might say a prayer ♪ 299 00:21:56,847 --> 00:21:59,049 ♪ Say a prayer ♪ 300 00:21:59,116 --> 00:22:01,651 ♪ On the western skyline ♪ [ George ] Easy. 301 00:22:01,719 --> 00:22:04,621 [ All Grunting ] [ Mitch ] Finally! 302 00:22:04,689 --> 00:22:08,059 Don't get too comfortable, guys. Campsite's about a half a mile... 303 00:22:08,125 --> 00:22:09,826 on the other side of this gorge. 304 00:22:09,894 --> 00:22:11,395 [ George ] Oh, no. 305 00:22:18,636 --> 00:22:21,572 [ River Rushing Below ] 306 00:22:24,542 --> 00:22:28,379 - Jesus. - Whoo-hoo-hoo! This is somethin', huh? 307 00:22:28,446 --> 00:22:30,714 [ Scoffs ] 308 00:22:30,781 --> 00:22:33,049 Vic, how are we gonna get the canoe to the other side? 309 00:22:33,117 --> 00:22:36,720 We're gonna leave it here till tomorrow, unless you wanna carry it across. 310 00:22:36,787 --> 00:22:39,456 Alan! Maybe we lucked out, and he's lost. 311 00:22:39,523 --> 00:22:42,559 Why don't you give him a break? Up yours. 312 00:22:44,228 --> 00:22:46,630 Hey, Alan! 313 00:22:46,697 --> 00:22:49,466 What's goin' on back there? 314 00:22:53,804 --> 00:22:57,874 Alan! Just the unique challenge of the great outdoors! 315 00:22:59,810 --> 00:23:01,845 Shit. 316 00:23:06,851 --> 00:23:09,353 Whoa! [ Stick Splashing ] 317 00:23:09,420 --> 00:23:12,656 Must be 200 feet. 300. 318 00:23:23,768 --> 00:23:27,738 Made it. [ Chuckles ] Not yet, you didn't. 319 00:23:29,440 --> 00:23:32,743 See ya. [ Vic ] Let's go! 320 00:23:32,810 --> 00:23:35,712 All right, guys. Listen up. Listen up. 321 00:23:35,780 --> 00:23:41,385 The first thing you gotta remember is always keep one hand on the ropes at all times. 322 00:23:41,452 --> 00:23:45,456 Never let go of the ropes. Step right in the center of the planks, 323 00:23:45,523 --> 00:23:48,459 move slow and at the same pace as the guy in front of you. I'm scared. 324 00:23:48,526 --> 00:23:51,595 - I don't know if I can do this, Mitch. - If the bridge starts to sway, 325 00:23:51,662 --> 00:23:53,597 just push it out from you like that. 326 00:23:53,664 --> 00:23:57,768 - That'll steady it. - [ Chris ] That's cool. 327 00:23:57,835 --> 00:24:02,439 Fellas, do me a favor. No screwin' around out there, all right? 328 00:24:02,506 --> 00:24:05,442 I gotta go to the bathroom. 329 00:24:05,509 --> 00:24:08,812 I'm gonna take the lead. Come on. Let's get your helmets on. Come on. 330 00:24:11,015 --> 00:24:13,784 Okay, you ready? 331 00:24:13,851 --> 00:24:16,620 Here we go. 332 00:25:25,022 --> 00:25:27,090 Come on, boys! Hey! 333 00:25:27,157 --> 00:25:30,693 [ All Shouting, Screaming ] 334 00:25:30,761 --> 00:25:34,498 - Damn it, George, cut it out! - It's all right, Vic. 335 00:25:36,667 --> 00:25:39,569 You idiot! 336 00:25:43,340 --> 00:25:46,910 [ Mitch ] All right! Whoo! Yeah! 337 00:25:46,977 --> 00:25:49,646 Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo! All right! Oh, yeah! 338 00:25:49,713 --> 00:25:53,249 - [ Chris ] All right. - [ Mitch Whoops ] 339 00:25:53,317 --> 00:25:57,421 - Alan, are you okay? - [ George ] Come on, man! 340 00:25:57,488 --> 00:26:00,357 - What? Are you scared or something? Move your ass! - Come on, Alan! 341 00:26:00,424 --> 00:26:02,826 If I can do it, you can! Can you do this? 342 00:26:02,893 --> 00:26:07,697 Yeah, I'm all right. I can do it. I just got a pebble or something stuck in my shoe. 343 00:26:07,765 --> 00:26:11,268 -It's no big deal. We can wait. -No, no. You guys go ahead. I'll find you. 344 00:26:11,335 --> 00:26:14,738 [ George ] I bet you he's too scared to cross. [ Mitch ] Leave him alone. 345 00:26:14,805 --> 00:26:18,275 All right, Alan! You come when you're ready. The trail's real plain. You can find it. 346 00:26:18,342 --> 00:26:21,745 [ Alan ] Okay. I'll come back for you in a while if you're not there. 347 00:26:21,812 --> 00:26:25,782 - Way to go, guys. I'm proud of you. I'm proud of you. - [ All ] Yeah! Yeah! 348 00:26:25,849 --> 00:26:29,786 [ Vic ] ♪ Now, if it's love that you're running from ♪ 349 00:26:29,853 --> 00:26:33,723 ♪ There's no hiding place ♪ ♪ You can't run You can't hide ♪ 350 00:26:33,791 --> 00:26:36,527 ♪ You can't run You can't hide ♪ ♪ Love has problems, I know ♪ 351 00:26:36,594 --> 00:26:39,797 ♪ But those problems you just have to face ♪ 352 00:26:39,863 --> 00:26:41,931 ♪ You can't run You can't hide ♪ 353 00:26:41,999 --> 00:26:44,735 ♪ You can't run You can't hide ♪ 354 00:27:13,797 --> 00:27:17,667 Come on, Alan. Move. Move and die. 355 00:28:27,104 --> 00:28:31,708 All right. All right. I did it! All right! All right! I did it! 356 00:28:31,775 --> 00:28:34,244 All right! 357 00:28:43,921 --> 00:28:47,024 [ Mitch ] Hey, Chris, hurry up with that wood. 358 00:29:01,772 --> 00:29:04,608 Let's go. Vic wants this tent up before he gets back. 359 00:29:04,675 --> 00:29:07,644 George, where'd you put the poles? I ain't got 'em. 360 00:29:07,711 --> 00:29:10,213 - Dickface, where'd you put the tent poles? - Huh? 361 00:29:10,280 --> 00:29:14,083 - The poles, stupid. Where'd you put 'em? - Oh, shit. 362 00:29:14,151 --> 00:29:17,988 - I guess I forgot 'em. - You forgot 'em? 363 00:29:18,055 --> 00:29:20,991 I can't even believe this! Do you believe this? I can believe it. 364 00:29:21,058 --> 00:29:23,527 I don't believe it. I'm sleepin' in your tent, asshole. 365 00:29:23,594 --> 00:29:26,263 Come on! You know we needed those poles. Where'd you put 'em? 366 00:29:26,330 --> 00:29:28,532 How could you be so stupid? Where did you leave 'em? 367 00:29:28,599 --> 00:29:32,235 - Tell me where you left 'em! - Hey, Chris. Cool it. 368 00:29:32,302 --> 00:29:34,637 Vic, he forgot the poles. [ All Talking At Once ] 369 00:29:34,705 --> 00:29:37,140 All right, all right, all right. Alan, you left the poles behind? 370 00:29:37,207 --> 00:29:41,844 - I know. It was stupid. - Where'd you leave 'em? Do you remember? 371 00:29:41,912 --> 00:29:46,383 Sure. Right by the bridge. On the other side. 372 00:29:46,450 --> 00:29:48,685 Well, you'll just have to go back and get 'em. 373 00:29:50,120 --> 00:29:52,889 You mean now? He's too scared. 374 00:29:52,956 --> 00:29:58,161 -Shut up. -You'd better get going, Alan. It's only half a mile each way. 375 00:29:58,228 --> 00:30:03,967 But it's gonna get dark. It's your responsibility to go back and get those poles. 376 00:30:04,034 --> 00:30:07,270 That's fair. You left 'em, right? Right. 377 00:30:08,906 --> 00:30:12,075 Supper will be ready when you get back. 378 00:30:26,824 --> 00:30:29,760 [ River Rushing, Distant ] 379 00:30:39,369 --> 00:30:41,304 Come on. 380 00:31:08,899 --> 00:31:11,835 [ Creaking, Straining ] 381 00:31:18,876 --> 00:31:20,911 [ Gasping ] 382 00:31:20,978 --> 00:31:23,213 [ Panting ] 383 00:31:38,195 --> 00:31:42,232 [ Screams, Grunts ] 384 00:31:42,299 --> 00:31:45,468 [ Grunting ] 385 00:32:08,191 --> 00:32:10,259 Look out. You just knocked my onion off. 386 00:32:10,327 --> 00:32:13,663 Well, keep your goddamn kabob off mine. 387 00:32:13,730 --> 00:32:17,033 Hey, Alan, where the hell are the poles? 388 00:32:17,100 --> 00:32:21,204 - I couldn't find 'em. I looked everywhere. - You gotta be shittin' me. 389 00:32:21,271 --> 00:32:24,440 - I said I looked everywhere. - What? They walk away or something? 390 00:32:24,508 --> 00:32:26,476 Jesus, Alan. 391 00:32:26,543 --> 00:32:30,246 It was dark, okay? 392 00:32:34,351 --> 00:32:37,420 Find yourself a stick, Alan. Get yourself something to eat. 393 00:32:58,175 --> 00:33:01,144 [ Bird Squawking ] 394 00:33:19,696 --> 00:33:23,332 [ Radio: Static ] 395 00:33:23,400 --> 00:33:28,872 [ Radio Stations Switching: Announcers Talking, Music ] 396 00:33:28,939 --> 00:33:32,008 ♪ [ Continues ] 397 00:33:32,075 --> 00:33:35,011 ♪ [ Volume Increases ] 398 00:33:35,078 --> 00:33:38,214 ♪ Baby, now I see ♪ 399 00:33:38,281 --> 00:33:42,184 ♪ Wasted years ♪ 400 00:33:42,252 --> 00:33:46,823 ♪ Lonely tears ♪ 401 00:33:48,892 --> 00:33:51,828 Turn the radio off. 402 00:33:51,895 --> 00:33:53,630 ♪ [ Continues ] 403 00:33:53,697 --> 00:33:57,467 Turn it off. ♪ [ Radio Off ] 404 00:34:00,070 --> 00:34:04,474 - What did I tell you about that thing? - Guess I didn't get your point. 405 00:34:04,541 --> 00:34:08,545 You didn't get the point. All right. 406 00:34:08,612 --> 00:34:13,883 Here's the point. I said "no." When I say "no," I mean "no." 407 00:34:13,950 --> 00:34:17,386 This is not a vacation. This is a chance for you to learn something. 408 00:34:19,589 --> 00:34:22,725 We've got a couple more weeks together, and I want to get a few things straight. 409 00:34:22,793 --> 00:34:28,064 There'll be no more radio, you understand? And no more lying. 410 00:34:28,131 --> 00:34:31,334 What are you talking about? The tent poles, Alan. 411 00:34:31,401 --> 00:34:34,670 I was there. I saw what happened. 412 00:34:34,738 --> 00:34:37,540 You never crossed the bridge. You were afraid. 413 00:34:37,607 --> 00:34:40,610 You saw me? You cannot lie. 414 00:34:41,645 --> 00:34:45,348 You cannot lie to me. 415 00:34:45,415 --> 00:34:48,284 You saw me? This is crazy. 416 00:34:48,351 --> 00:34:51,954 You must be crazy. 417 00:34:53,223 --> 00:34:56,159 I don't wanna hear that radio again. 418 00:34:59,963 --> 00:35:03,433 [ Panting ] 419 00:35:03,500 --> 00:35:07,904 Now different people have different ideas about what's dangerous and what's not. 420 00:35:07,971 --> 00:35:11,274 Let me show you something. You figure it out for yourself. 421 00:35:14,478 --> 00:35:18,482 This bridge is 5 feet off the ground. The real one was 182. 422 00:35:18,548 --> 00:35:21,317 Now, the density of this eggshell... 423 00:35:21,384 --> 00:35:24,920 relative to the drop-off of this model is comparable... 424 00:35:24,988 --> 00:35:28,324 to the density of my head off the drop of the real bridge. 425 00:35:28,391 --> 00:35:32,027 You're just gonna have to trust me on that. Now watch. 426 00:35:36,066 --> 00:35:38,701 Uh-oh. Trouble. 427 00:35:40,370 --> 00:35:42,972 I rest my case. 428 00:35:43,039 --> 00:35:46,909 [ Boys Chattering, Laughing ] 429 00:35:46,977 --> 00:35:49,412 [ George ] You guys are hopeless. Chris, you got your knife. 430 00:35:49,479 --> 00:35:53,049 Hey, why don't you come back in here? 431 00:35:53,116 --> 00:35:56,185 Shut up! Shut up, guys! Shut up! 432 00:35:56,253 --> 00:36:00,523 Shut up. Yeah, right. [ Screams, Laughs ] 433 00:36:02,359 --> 00:36:06,563 [ George ] You gotta use your hands. You gotta use a net. You suck. 434 00:36:06,630 --> 00:36:10,100 [ Mitch ] Where did it go? Where did it go? All right. 435 00:36:10,167 --> 00:36:13,370 [ All Talking At Once ] 436 00:36:13,436 --> 00:36:18,107 How we do, guys? [ George ] Good. I got one, but he's big, though. 437 00:36:18,175 --> 00:36:20,310 [ Chris ] He ain't that big. I got two. Check 'em out. 438 00:36:20,377 --> 00:36:23,513 [ George ] Frogs. I struck out, man. 439 00:36:23,580 --> 00:36:26,816 [ Laughs ] Holy shit! Look at dickface! Whoa! 440 00:36:26,883 --> 00:36:29,552 All right, man! Way to go! 441 00:36:29,619 --> 00:36:32,021 [ George ] Good job. Some haul, Alan. Yeah, well, 442 00:36:32,088 --> 00:36:33,756 I really feel one with nature today. 443 00:36:33,823 --> 00:36:36,258 Must be six or seven in there. I can't believe that. 444 00:36:36,326 --> 00:36:40,663 - [ Chris ] How'd you do it? - No big deal. - [ Metal Clanking ] 445 00:36:43,200 --> 00:36:46,469 [ Alan ] It's really simple. See, they swim through the chute, 446 00:36:46,536 --> 00:36:49,605 the trap closes, and they can't get out. 447 00:36:49,673 --> 00:36:51,808 Pretty neat, huh? I rigged it all myself. 448 00:36:51,875 --> 00:36:56,012 "Neat"? No. I don't think that's neat. What do you guys think? 449 00:36:58,615 --> 00:37:01,451 Hey, wait a second. Hey, I caught those. No, you didn't. 450 00:37:01,518 --> 00:37:04,153 Not the right way, you didn't. Oh, you mean your way. 451 00:37:04,221 --> 00:37:08,325 No! I mean the right way. 452 00:37:08,391 --> 00:37:12,728 You know, you're a smart kid, Alan, but you really let me down this time. 453 00:37:12,796 --> 00:37:15,265 You let yourself down. 454 00:37:15,332 --> 00:37:20,036 So what do you say you clean the fish Chris and I caught before we leave? 455 00:37:20,103 --> 00:37:21,971 Then we can forget about your little trick. No! 456 00:37:22,038 --> 00:37:25,174 Well, I could help him. No. No. This is Alan's job. 457 00:37:25,242 --> 00:37:29,479 Come here. Come here. I'll show ya. Nothin' to it. 458 00:37:34,284 --> 00:37:35,985 Ohh. 459 00:37:36,052 --> 00:37:39,121 All right? All you have to do is gut it. 460 00:37:39,189 --> 00:37:42,825 Nothin' to it. [ Grunting ] 461 00:37:46,930 --> 00:37:48,831 [ Continues Grunting ] 462 00:37:51,835 --> 00:37:54,504 [ Panting ] 463 00:37:57,073 --> 00:38:00,743 Now why don't you clean the rest of these, and we'll finish loadin' the canoe. 464 00:38:00,810 --> 00:38:03,946 No. No way. 465 00:38:04,014 --> 00:38:08,284 You'll do it, and you're gonna stay here until it's finished. 466 00:38:08,351 --> 00:38:11,687 Let's go, guys. 467 00:38:15,225 --> 00:38:17,594 Mitch, let's go. 468 00:38:23,133 --> 00:38:25,869 Signal when you're finished, Alan. We'll come back and get you. 469 00:38:35,679 --> 00:38:38,682 [ Man ] ♪ Put it down to the fightin' ♪ 470 00:38:40,550 --> 00:38:44,887 ♪ Put it down to the fools who play in the game ♪ 471 00:38:46,456 --> 00:38:51,194 ♪ I'm picking up something besides ♪ 472 00:38:51,261 --> 00:38:54,731 ♪ I'm pickin' up the tired reins ♪ 473 00:38:54,798 --> 00:38:57,367 ♪ But you better believe it ♪ 474 00:38:59,502 --> 00:39:03,906 ♪ Oh, you better believe before it's too late ♪ 475 00:39:05,575 --> 00:39:10,279 ♪ I'm feeling like letting go ♪ 476 00:39:10,347 --> 00:39:15,452 ♪ I'm living in a dangerous time ♪ 477 00:39:21,391 --> 00:39:24,761 ♪ Must have been lonely ♪ 478 00:39:26,096 --> 00:39:29,699 ♪ It must have been cold ♪ 479 00:39:35,672 --> 00:39:39,542 ♪ Must have been somethin' ♪ 480 00:39:39,609 --> 00:39:42,712 [ Vic ] Come and get it, Mitch! 481 00:39:44,314 --> 00:39:47,283 ♪ Life in a dangerous time ♪ 482 00:39:51,087 --> 00:39:54,390 [ Male Chorus Grunts ] ♪ Coming out of the shadows ♪ 483 00:39:56,292 --> 00:40:01,630 ♪ Coming out of the darkness into the light ♪ 484 00:40:01,698 --> 00:40:05,968 ♪ It's bright enough to show the way ♪ 485 00:40:07,170 --> 00:40:10,373 ♪ Enough to face another day ♪ 486 00:40:10,440 --> 00:40:13,576 ♪ It's a curious feelin' ♪ 487 00:40:15,278 --> 00:40:21,050 ♪ It's a feeling of reaching up to the sky ♪ 488 00:40:21,117 --> 00:40:26,021 ♪ I'll never think of letting go ♪ 489 00:40:26,089 --> 00:40:31,327 ♪ Of living in a dangerous time ♪ 490 00:40:37,367 --> 00:40:41,604 ♪ Must have been lonely ♪ We'll just wait for Alan's signal. 491 00:40:41,671 --> 00:40:45,007 ♪ Must have been cold ♪ 492 00:40:46,543 --> 00:40:49,846 [ Thunder Rumbling ] 493 00:40:49,913 --> 00:40:54,017 ♪ Life in a dangerous time ♪ 494 00:40:56,252 --> 00:40:59,455 ♪ Must have been somethin' ♪ 495 00:40:59,522 --> 00:41:04,026 ♪ Life in a dangerous time ♪ 496 00:41:51,574 --> 00:41:56,278 ♪ Must have been lonely ♪ 497 00:41:56,346 --> 00:41:59,816 ♪ Must have been cold ♪ 498 00:42:05,822 --> 00:42:10,526 ♪ Must have been somethin' ♪ 499 00:42:13,463 --> 00:42:17,633 ♪ Life in a dangerous time ♪ 500 00:42:19,702 --> 00:42:21,770 Come on, guys. Get up. Come on. Let's go. 501 00:42:21,838 --> 00:42:24,674 It's morning. Come on. 502 00:42:24,741 --> 00:42:27,577 It can't be. Not yet. 503 00:42:27,644 --> 00:42:29,712 Come on, Mitch. [ Bird Calling ] 504 00:42:29,779 --> 00:42:33,482 Come on. Let's get up. Come on. Let's go. 505 00:42:33,550 --> 00:42:36,352 As soon as you're up, I want you to go over to the island and get Alan. 506 00:42:36,419 --> 00:42:38,487 Us? You. 507 00:42:38,555 --> 00:42:41,524 [ Groans ] 508 00:42:57,473 --> 00:43:01,109 Where is he? I don't know. Come on. Let's this way. 509 00:43:01,177 --> 00:43:04,446 I hope he's all right. [ Chris Scoffs ] I hope he's not dead. 510 00:43:04,514 --> 00:43:07,350 Alan, where the hell are you? Say somethin'! Alan! 511 00:43:07,417 --> 00:43:10,887 - I'm over here! - [ George ] Where? There he is. 512 00:43:10,954 --> 00:43:14,524 [ Mitch ] Hey, Alan! 513 00:43:14,591 --> 00:43:18,361 Hey. Jesus! You must have froze your balls off. 514 00:43:18,428 --> 00:43:21,531 Here. My mom always stuffs 'em in my pockets. Where's the fish? 515 00:43:21,598 --> 00:43:23,866 I threw 'em back. You what ? 516 00:43:23,933 --> 00:43:27,169 - Why didn't you just clean the fish? - I didn't want to. 517 00:43:27,236 --> 00:43:30,172 Vic's gonna be really pissed. You know that? 518 00:43:31,441 --> 00:43:33,176 Come on. Let's go. 519 00:43:35,812 --> 00:43:39,949 Vic? Vic! 520 00:43:40,016 --> 00:43:42,385 Vic! 521 00:43:42,452 --> 00:43:45,588 I don't get it. We've looked everywhere. Well, I don't know where he is. 522 00:43:45,655 --> 00:43:48,658 Vic! Will you shut up? 523 00:43:48,725 --> 00:43:51,561 Vic! You said you'd get the ranger station on that. 524 00:43:51,628 --> 00:43:54,530 What do you think I'm tryin' to do? Well, is it too far away? 525 00:43:54,597 --> 00:43:57,066 Nah, it shouldn't be. I pick up satellite transmissions at home. 526 00:43:57,133 --> 00:43:59,869 - You're full of shit. - Hello? 527 00:43:59,936 --> 00:44:03,572 You got batteries in it? I got power. I just can't tune anything in. 528 00:44:03,640 --> 00:44:06,542 Something with the condenser. Hello? I went all the way to the bend. 529 00:44:06,609 --> 00:44:08,544 I didn't see a thing. 530 00:44:08,611 --> 00:44:11,246 What are we gonna do? Will you just shut up, please? 531 00:44:11,314 --> 00:44:14,050 Is that all you can say? For Christ's sake, why did he leave us here? 532 00:44:14,117 --> 00:44:16,752 He didn't! His pack is still here, all right? 533 00:44:16,819 --> 00:44:20,455 He wouldn't go without his pack. And what if he doesn't come back for it? 534 00:44:20,523 --> 00:44:22,491 I said shut up, or I'm gonna shut you up! 535 00:44:22,558 --> 00:44:24,459 Who the hell elected you king shit? 536 00:44:24,527 --> 00:44:26,896 Sucking around Vic all the time. You don't know what to do. 537 00:44:26,963 --> 00:44:28,030 You don't know where we are. 538 00:44:28,097 --> 00:44:30,766 Go ahead, wiseass. Do something! 539 00:44:32,135 --> 00:44:34,704 Go to hell! [ Mitch ] Hey, cut it out! 540 00:44:34,771 --> 00:44:37,106 Cool it! 541 00:44:37,173 --> 00:44:39,208 Dirty mother-- Hey, come on, George! 542 00:44:39,275 --> 00:44:42,011 I'm gonna kill you! Rip your face off! 543 00:44:42,078 --> 00:44:44,513 George, stop! 544 00:44:44,580 --> 00:44:47,449 Just get off! 545 00:44:47,517 --> 00:44:49,452 [ Grunts ] Hey, Chris, cool it! 546 00:44:49,519 --> 00:44:52,388 Is that thing gonna work, dickface, or isn't it? 547 00:44:52,455 --> 00:44:54,757 Don't call me that, damn it. Yeah, right. Gimme that. 548 00:44:54,824 --> 00:44:56,625 Hey, come on! Give it back! You want it? 549 00:44:56,693 --> 00:44:59,629 Yeah, give it! You want it, dickface? I'll give it to you. 550 00:45:03,066 --> 00:45:05,735 It didn't work anyways. 551 00:45:05,802 --> 00:45:07,804 Move it! 552 00:45:14,577 --> 00:45:16,512 [ Thunder Rumbling ] 553 00:45:36,499 --> 00:45:38,767 Hey, let me in, guys! 554 00:45:40,470 --> 00:45:43,039 Get in here! 555 00:45:43,106 --> 00:45:46,375 Aah! This stuff tastes like shit! We should have cooked it. 556 00:45:46,442 --> 00:45:48,911 Oh, right. You want to go build a fire? Go ahead, asshole. 557 00:45:48,978 --> 00:45:53,782 1,001, 1,002, 1,003, 1,004-- Will you cut it out? 558 00:45:53,850 --> 00:45:55,952 [ Thunderclap ] 559 00:45:56,018 --> 00:45:58,520 Mile and a half! He's dead. 560 00:45:58,588 --> 00:46:00,323 Shut up! What are we gonna do if he's dead? 561 00:46:00,389 --> 00:46:02,958 Will you shut up already? He wouldn't leave us here. He's dead! 562 00:46:03,025 --> 00:46:04,693 He didn't leave us! He's just-- he's-- 563 00:46:04,761 --> 00:46:08,631 1,001, 1,002, 1,003-- Jesus Christ! I said cut it out! 564 00:46:08,698 --> 00:46:11,500 Hey! Shit! This thing's dripping on me. Don't touch it. 565 00:46:11,567 --> 00:46:14,670 - Don't touch that! - Touch what? 566 00:46:14,737 --> 00:46:16,972 Oh, no! Goddamn it! 567 00:46:17,039 --> 00:46:19,841 Hey, where are we gonna go? 568 00:46:24,881 --> 00:46:29,719 Where are you guys goin'? Damn it! Follow me! 569 00:46:32,522 --> 00:46:35,892 Shit! Yeah. That way! 570 00:46:35,958 --> 00:46:40,329 Come on! Where you guys takin' me? I don't know! 571 00:46:40,396 --> 00:46:43,799 Just keep going! Slow down! Keep goin'! 572 00:46:43,866 --> 00:46:47,703 I can't see anything. Neither can I. 573 00:46:47,770 --> 00:46:51,373 Watch out, man! I gotta rest. 574 00:46:53,009 --> 00:46:55,077 Stop! Me too. 575 00:46:59,048 --> 00:47:00,816 Stop it! 576 00:47:02,084 --> 00:47:04,586 Wait a minute! Look! What? 577 00:47:04,654 --> 00:47:07,289 Looks like a cave or somethin'. Follow me! 578 00:47:07,356 --> 00:47:10,926 Where? Where? I can't see anything! 579 00:47:10,993 --> 00:47:13,395 Over here! Go! 580 00:47:16,299 --> 00:47:20,036 Watch it! Hey, man, I'm soaking wet! Move over! 581 00:47:20,102 --> 00:47:22,704 Shit, I found this place. You move over. Shoulda brought a flashlight. 582 00:47:22,772 --> 00:47:24,974 I did. What are you saving it for-- an emergency? 583 00:47:25,041 --> 00:47:30,146 There's gotta be fungus in here. Lizards, spiders-- 584 00:47:30,213 --> 00:47:33,216 Wait. There's somethin' wrong with the batteries! 585 00:47:33,282 --> 00:47:36,018 Some of these matches might still be dry. Get 'em lit then! 586 00:47:36,085 --> 00:47:38,887 What do you think I'm tryin' to do? 587 00:47:38,955 --> 00:47:41,991 Christ, man, hurry! Damn! Shit! 588 00:47:42,058 --> 00:47:44,927 Gimme these! We gotta get 'em lit! 589 00:47:44,994 --> 00:47:48,197 Hey, George, calm down. [ Screaming ] You got 'em wet! 590 00:47:48,264 --> 00:47:51,600 [ Screaming ] Stop it! Stop it! 591 00:47:51,667 --> 00:47:54,036 Cut it out! [ Sobbing ] 592 00:47:54,103 --> 00:47:56,271 I just wanna go home! 593 00:47:58,207 --> 00:48:00,842 Just take it easy. Gimme that. 594 00:48:08,084 --> 00:48:10,086 [ Birds Chirping ] 595 00:48:26,602 --> 00:48:29,438 Listen, uh, 596 00:48:29,505 --> 00:48:33,442 I know I kinda lost it last night. 597 00:48:33,509 --> 00:48:36,945 But I'm not normally like that. I-- Hey, 598 00:48:37,013 --> 00:48:38,948 it's all right. 599 00:48:40,883 --> 00:48:42,818 Thanks. 600 00:48:45,021 --> 00:48:47,323 Look, uh, Alan, 601 00:48:49,225 --> 00:48:52,595 I'm sorry about your radio. 602 00:48:52,662 --> 00:48:56,065 I'll buy you another one, all right? Forget it. 603 00:48:56,132 --> 00:48:58,934 You think he'll come back? Who cares? 604 00:48:59,001 --> 00:49:00,836 "Who cares"? How are we gonna get home? 605 00:49:00,903 --> 00:49:04,239 The only thing I care about is that I haven't peed in two days. 606 00:49:04,307 --> 00:49:07,176 [ Chuckling ] I second that. 607 00:49:07,243 --> 00:49:08,510 Wait up. Right behind ya. 608 00:49:10,780 --> 00:49:15,751 [ Flies Unzipping ] 609 00:49:15,818 --> 00:49:17,452 Hey, bet you can't hit that log. 610 00:49:17,520 --> 00:49:19,755 [ Sound Of Peeing ] Go ahead. 611 00:49:22,892 --> 00:49:25,895 [ Imitates Game-Show Buzzer ] [ All Laugh ] 612 00:49:25,962 --> 00:49:29,065 Now, watch this. 613 00:49:29,131 --> 00:49:32,601 [ George ] Survey says... it's a dribble. 614 00:49:32,668 --> 00:49:34,603 Hey, hey, make room. 615 00:49:34,670 --> 00:49:36,938 For what? For Tony the trouser tuna. 616 00:49:37,006 --> 00:49:39,575 [ Laughing ] 617 00:49:39,642 --> 00:49:42,645 It's almost comin' out. Oh, no! Watch your shoes. 618 00:49:42,712 --> 00:49:46,615 [ Peeing Continues ] 619 00:49:46,682 --> 00:49:49,184 Whoo! 620 00:49:49,251 --> 00:49:51,319 That's amazing! Piece of cake. 621 00:49:51,387 --> 00:49:53,856 That is incredible. Nice projection! 622 00:49:53,923 --> 00:49:56,358 [ Chris ] Nice arc, Alan. My friends call me "dickface." 623 00:49:56,425 --> 00:49:58,760 [ Chuckling ] Dickface. 624 00:49:58,828 --> 00:50:02,598 You havin' fun, fellas? 625 00:50:02,665 --> 00:50:04,800 Vic! What's up? It's Vic! What's happenin'? 626 00:50:04,867 --> 00:50:07,502 [ Chuckling ] Hey, all right! Where you been? 627 00:50:07,570 --> 00:50:09,838 What's happenin'? Where you been? 628 00:50:09,905 --> 00:50:12,707 - Oh, you know. How'd it go? How'd it go? - Where were you? 629 00:50:12,775 --> 00:50:16,745 That's not important now. What's important is that you guys made it on your own. 630 00:50:16,812 --> 00:50:18,680 - You survived! - Right! 631 00:50:18,748 --> 00:50:21,016 Yeah! I'm proud of you guys. 632 00:50:21,083 --> 00:50:27,022 - I really am, 'cause now you're ready. - Ready for what? 633 00:50:27,089 --> 00:50:28,190 Devil's Tooth. 634 00:50:38,634 --> 00:50:41,003 I've got a problem right about now. 635 00:50:41,070 --> 00:50:43,305 I remember that Vic left us in the pouring rain. 636 00:50:43,372 --> 00:50:46,908 George freaked out, and Chris-- Well, let's just say he overreacted. 637 00:50:46,976 --> 00:50:51,447 So you tell me why I'm the only one not jumping up and down when our fearless leader returns. 638 00:50:51,514 --> 00:50:54,917 Are we men, or are we-- 639 00:50:54,984 --> 00:50:57,019 [ Bleats ] 640 00:50:57,086 --> 00:51:01,356 We know what Vic thought, but here's one he didn't count on. 641 00:51:01,424 --> 00:51:04,760 ♪ Sittin' on a mountain ♪ 642 00:51:04,827 --> 00:51:06,862 ♪ Lookin' at the sun ♪ 643 00:51:11,567 --> 00:51:16,872 ♪ Plastic fantastic Lobster telephone ♪ 644 00:51:20,676 --> 00:51:25,847 ♪ Drive on, baby, Through your electric night ♪ 645 00:51:25,915 --> 00:51:30,953 ♪ All the way, sister, ♪ In the taxi of light ♪ 646 00:51:32,621 --> 00:51:38,026 ♪ Cookin' in the kitchen Insects on the bone ♪ 647 00:51:42,331 --> 00:51:47,669 ♪ Hazy lazy Dream world drippin' on ♪ 648 00:51:51,941 --> 00:51:57,680 ♪ Somthin' on the radio Drip, drip, drip all day ♪ 649 00:52:01,250 --> 00:52:05,187 Now we go on line. Make sure it stays locked. 650 00:52:09,492 --> 00:52:11,794 Secure? [ Chris ] All right, guys. 651 00:52:11,861 --> 00:52:13,729 Remember what Vic said: Keep some slack. 652 00:52:13,796 --> 00:52:15,831 Hey, why don't you just worry about yourself? 653 00:52:15,898 --> 00:52:20,802 Mitch, that won't cut it. We're on this line together. 654 00:52:20,870 --> 00:52:25,908 ♪ Drive on, baby, Through your electric night ♪ 655 00:52:25,975 --> 00:52:30,579 ♪ All the way, sister, In the taxi of light ♪ 656 00:52:30,646 --> 00:52:34,983 ♪ The sunshine glows But nobody knows ♪ 657 00:52:35,050 --> 00:52:42,190 ♪ The nighttime's gone Keep driving on, yeah ♪ 658 00:52:42,258 --> 00:52:48,030 ♪ Aphrodisiac jacket Napoleon machine gun ♪ 659 00:52:51,901 --> 00:52:55,971 ♪ Livin' on the subway Yeah, yeah ♪ 660 00:52:56,038 --> 00:52:59,875 ♪ From dusk till dawn ♪ 661 00:52:59,942 --> 00:53:01,743 ♪ Yeah ♪ 662 00:53:05,948 --> 00:53:09,284 ♪ Push, baby Push, push, push, yeah ♪ 663 00:53:11,287 --> 00:53:14,323 ♪ Push, baby Push, push, push, yeah ♪ 664 00:53:15,925 --> 00:53:19,194 ♪ Push, baby push, push, push, yeah ♪ 665 00:53:20,763 --> 00:53:25,567 ♪ Push, baby Push, baby, yeah ♪ 666 00:53:35,778 --> 00:53:38,013 Jesus. 667 00:54:01,537 --> 00:54:03,505 Looks like we've run out of road. 668 00:54:10,045 --> 00:54:12,480 Okay, Chris, I'm gonna need your help. Sure. 669 00:54:12,548 --> 00:54:14,616 Hold this. 670 00:54:21,390 --> 00:54:25,327 He just changed his shoes. Now he's putting weird things in the rocks. 671 00:54:25,394 --> 00:54:28,797 What do you think it means? I thinit means we're in deep shit. 672 00:54:28,864 --> 00:54:30,765 - [ Vic ] On belay. - Belay on. 673 00:54:48,884 --> 00:54:51,553 What's happening? Where is he? He's workin'. 674 00:54:51,620 --> 00:54:54,456 - What happens if he falls?He a. 675 00:55:08,370 --> 00:55:13,308 Christ, where is he? I wish I knew where he was. I don't. 676 00:55:34,196 --> 00:55:35,497 All right! 677 00:55:40,402 --> 00:55:43,138 Did he make it? Of course he made it. 678 00:55:45,441 --> 00:55:47,609 - Okay, I'm gonna set a pivot. - Okay! 679 00:55:47,676 --> 00:55:51,946 Uh, w-we don't do it that way, do we? No, we're gonna pendulum across. 680 00:55:52,014 --> 00:55:55,017 What the hell is that? You'll see. 681 00:56:10,332 --> 00:56:14,169 - Chris, keep me on tension. - All right. 682 00:56:35,791 --> 00:56:39,294 All right! Hey, it's nice to have you back. 683 00:56:39,361 --> 00:56:43,698 You got me? Here goes. Yeah. 684 00:56:43,766 --> 00:56:46,502 [ George ] Damn! Jesus! [ Chris ] Whoa! 685 00:56:46,568 --> 00:56:48,870 [ Mitch ] What happened? What happened? [ Alan ] I don't know. 686 00:56:48,937 --> 00:56:53,474 All right, now, just keep me on belay, and I'm gonna anchor in. 687 00:56:53,542 --> 00:56:55,577 Is that what you meant? Yep. 688 00:56:58,981 --> 00:57:01,650 - Okay. You ready, Chris? - Ready. 689 00:57:01,717 --> 00:57:05,620 Okay, now, just remember: Drop way off the rocks so you get a good swing on the rope. 690 00:57:05,687 --> 00:57:08,423 - Right. Here I come. - Okay. 691 00:57:14,730 --> 00:57:17,399 All right. Way to go. I did it! 692 00:57:17,466 --> 00:57:20,101 George, you'll love it! It's great! 693 00:57:21,103 --> 00:57:24,773 Okay, George, you're up! 694 00:57:24,840 --> 00:57:26,875 - Got it. - All right! 695 00:57:26,942 --> 00:57:29,377 [ Chris ] It's great! You're gonna love it! 696 00:57:29,445 --> 00:57:31,447 [ Vic ] Make sure your carabiner's locked. 697 00:57:31,513 --> 00:57:33,581 Put the sling over your shoulder. 698 00:57:33,649 --> 00:57:36,985 Guess this is supposed to make me safe, huh? Guess so. 699 00:57:37,052 --> 00:57:39,621 - Here I come. - You know what to do. 700 00:57:45,093 --> 00:57:48,529 All right! Yeah, you did. I did it! 701 00:57:48,597 --> 00:57:52,734 I'm scared, Mitch. Me too. 702 00:57:52,801 --> 00:57:56,037 No, I'm scared Vic's gonna hurt me. Next victim! 703 00:57:56,104 --> 00:57:58,940 That's you, Mitch! All right, we're rollin'! 704 00:57:59,007 --> 00:58:01,476 Let's go! Nice catch, Mitch. 705 00:58:01,543 --> 00:58:03,878 [ Whooping ] 706 00:58:03,946 --> 00:58:08,016 [ Vic ] Same thing, Mitch. Make sure you're locked, and don't forget the sling. 707 00:58:08,083 --> 00:58:10,618 You're gonna love it, Mitch! Ready. 708 00:58:10,686 --> 00:58:13,889 Okay, Mitch. Get a good kick off the rock. 709 00:58:15,224 --> 00:58:19,094 [ Yelling ] 710 00:58:19,161 --> 00:58:21,062 - Whoa! - [ Chattering ] 711 00:58:21,129 --> 00:58:24,499 All right! Hey, Alan, man, there's nothin' to it! 712 00:58:24,566 --> 00:58:26,568 Really, man, honest! Nothin' to it! 713 00:58:26,635 --> 00:58:29,237 It was hot, huh? [ Chattering ] 714 00:58:31,507 --> 00:58:34,710 You don't have to do a thing, Alan. 715 00:58:34,776 --> 00:58:37,011 - Just trust me. - Yeah, right. 716 00:58:39,715 --> 00:58:41,683 Nice grab. All right. 717 00:58:44,086 --> 00:58:47,189 [ Chris ] You're really gonna like it, Alan! [ George ] Move it, man! 718 00:58:47,256 --> 00:58:51,293 - Okay, you ready? - Oh, Christ. Oh, God. 719 00:58:51,360 --> 00:58:54,529 Alan, what's wrong? It's great, man! Do it! 720 00:58:54,596 --> 00:58:56,598 Really! It's honestly great! 721 00:58:56,665 --> 00:58:59,801 [ Vic ] Okay. Come on, Alan. I know you're afraid. That's nothing to be ashamed of. 722 00:58:59,868 --> 00:59:02,103 - I'm not afraid. - You can do it. 723 00:59:02,170 --> 00:59:04,038 I can't. I know you can. 724 00:59:04,106 --> 00:59:06,441 Come on, come on! Trust yourself! 725 00:59:06,508 --> 00:59:10,778 - Come on! Do it, man! - [ Vic ] Alan, there's no other way. You gotta do it. 726 00:59:10,846 --> 00:59:13,348 - You gotta do it, Alan! - Do it, will ya? 727 00:59:13,415 --> 00:59:15,583 - Vic... please. - Alan, do it! 728 00:59:15,651 --> 00:59:18,787 - Do it! Goddamn it, do it! - Whoa, Vic! 729 00:59:18,854 --> 00:59:22,224 - Vic, help! - Vic, do somethin'! 730 00:59:22,291 --> 00:59:24,960 Grab somethin', Vic! Hang on, Alan! 731 00:59:25,027 --> 00:59:27,662 Vic, what are you gonna do? It's all right. I got him on belay. 732 00:59:27,729 --> 00:59:30,565 Yeah, but-- It's all right. I got him. 733 00:59:30,632 --> 00:59:33,901 Vic, please. Pull me up, please. It's okay, Alan. 734 00:59:33,969 --> 00:59:36,771 Now, just relax. Come on. It's okay. Help, Vic. 735 00:59:36,838 --> 00:59:40,141 Now, can you get a foothold? Uh, no, I can't. 736 00:59:40,208 --> 00:59:43,344 Try. Try. Get a foothold... 737 00:59:43,412 --> 00:59:46,748 and ju push yourself off from the rock. I can't do it, Vic. 738 00:59:46,815 --> 00:59:49,484 I can't do it. Try. You gotta try a little harder. 739 00:59:49,551 --> 00:59:52,554 Help me, Vic. Why don't you go get him? Swing over! 740 00:59:52,621 --> 00:59:56,391 No! No, not that way. Alan, I know you can do this. 741 00:59:56,458 --> 00:59:59,461 - I can't! - I got you anchored. You're not gonna fall. 742 00:59:59,528 --> 01:00:03,565 - Oh, Jesus, Vic. I can't do this. - You can... if you try. 743 01:00:03,632 --> 01:00:06,267 For Christ's sake, Vic, I can't do it! 744 01:00:06,335 --> 01:00:09,771 - Don't you understand? I can't do it! - Then that's where you'll stay. 745 01:00:09,838 --> 01:00:13,074 - What? - Vic! - What do you mean? 746 01:00:13,141 --> 01:00:16,711 What are you doing? You can't just leave him there. You can't just let him hang. 747 01:00:16,778 --> 01:00:19,747 - Alan, we'll meet you down below. - Vic, where are you going? 748 01:00:19,815 --> 01:00:21,950 He said he couldn't do it! [ All Shouting ] 749 01:00:22,017 --> 01:00:24,786 Vic, the guy is scared to death! You can't leave him hanging! 750 01:00:24,853 --> 01:00:28,356 - Vic, come back! You can't just leave me here! - You can't! You're crazy! 751 01:00:28,423 --> 01:00:30,091 What if he falls? He could die out there! 752 01:00:30,158 --> 01:00:33,394 Vic, please! Mitch. George. 753 01:00:33,462 --> 01:00:36,364 Mitch. Vic! Come on. 754 01:00:36,431 --> 01:00:38,566 Where you goin'? Vic! 755 01:00:38,634 --> 01:00:42,404 I'm telling the truth, Vic. I'm scared. Mitch. Move it! 756 01:00:42,471 --> 01:00:44,406 Don't leave without me. Please. No! 757 01:00:44,473 --> 01:00:46,408 Don't leave, Mitch! 758 01:00:49,578 --> 01:00:51,646 [ Vic ] Let's go! 759 01:01:01,556 --> 01:01:04,592 Vic, you're not just gonna leave him there, are you? Yeah, I am. 760 01:01:04,660 --> 01:01:07,295 For how long? It's up to Alan. 761 01:01:07,362 --> 01:01:09,530 But, Vic, h-he's scared. He can't just-- 762 01:01:09,598 --> 01:01:12,133 He can... if he tries. 763 01:01:12,200 --> 01:01:15,870 What if he doesn't try, huh? Come on, Vic. Can't you just get him down this once? 764 01:01:15,937 --> 01:01:19,607 Well, someday I'm not gonna be there to get him down. Then what's he gonna do? 765 01:01:19,675 --> 01:01:25,380 Why are you doin' this? I am not doin' anything. Alan is doin' this to himself. 766 01:01:25,447 --> 01:01:28,383 Now, is that a problem for you, Chris? 767 01:01:30,719 --> 01:01:33,288 Yeah, it is a problem. 768 01:01:33,355 --> 01:01:35,290 I'm goin' back. 769 01:01:42,731 --> 01:01:46,034 This is not acceptable behavior. 770 01:01:46,101 --> 01:01:47,869 [ Gasping ] Is that clear? 771 01:02:21,369 --> 01:02:26,240 [ Clears Throat ] We'll camp here for the night. Okay with you guys? 772 01:02:46,528 --> 01:02:49,931 [ Grunting ] 773 01:03:05,380 --> 01:03:07,315 [ Panting ] 774 01:04:27,262 --> 01:04:29,631 [ Panting ] 775 01:04:37,239 --> 01:04:40,408 All right. Do it. 776 01:04:46,848 --> 01:04:49,050 [ Grunting ] 777 01:05:03,431 --> 01:05:05,666 [ Panting ] 778 01:05:19,614 --> 01:05:23,884 The way I figure it, we won't go back to the old campsite downstream. 779 01:05:23,952 --> 01:05:26,754 No, we'll go north. We'll follow the great bear. 780 01:05:26,821 --> 01:05:30,391 You were wrong-- what you did to Alan, Vic. He's right, man. 781 01:05:30,458 --> 01:05:34,228 You must be crazy, leaving him up there. No. 782 01:05:34,296 --> 01:05:36,364 Yeah. Yeah, we'll go north. 783 01:05:36,431 --> 01:05:38,499 - Vic, I don't know why you're doing this, but-- - What's that? 784 01:05:38,566 --> 01:05:40,067 Shh! 785 01:05:46,141 --> 01:05:49,744 It's Alan! You did it! Son of a bitch. 786 01:05:49,811 --> 01:05:51,679 You did it, man! Way to go, Alan! You did it! 787 01:05:51,746 --> 01:05:54,882 You made it! All right! Way to go, man! 788 01:05:54,950 --> 01:05:58,920 All right! Way to go! Are you all right? I don't believe it! 789 01:05:58,987 --> 01:06:01,656 [ Laughing ] I knew you could-- I'm goin' home. 790 01:06:01,723 --> 01:06:06,060 Wait. Well, you can't. You don't understand. Don't you see? You did great! 791 01:06:06,127 --> 01:06:08,195 I knew you would. Don't you see that? 792 01:06:08,263 --> 01:06:10,898 We're all together again. Come on, we did it! Yeah, I did it. 793 01:06:10,966 --> 01:06:13,768 Fuck you. I could have died. He's right, man. 794 01:06:15,103 --> 01:06:18,005 Alan-- Alan, you don't understand. 795 01:06:18,073 --> 01:06:20,375 None of that matters now. Look at you! 796 01:06:20,442 --> 01:06:24,679 Look at what you did. You made it! I-I did that for you. 797 01:06:24,746 --> 01:06:27,815 I'm goin' home. Me too, Vic. You gotta take us home. 798 01:06:27,882 --> 01:06:31,252 We wanna go home! What's the matter with you? You don't want to miss tomorrow. 799 01:06:31,319 --> 01:06:35,122 Come on! We're goin' north! I can show you wolves up there. I can show you mountain lion-- 800 01:06:35,190 --> 01:06:37,759 Bye, Vic. 801 01:06:37,826 --> 01:06:40,461 Alan, wait. Wait! Wait. 802 01:06:40,528 --> 01:06:42,963 Where you gonna go? It's gonna get dark. 803 01:06:43,031 --> 01:06:45,099 You need me, guys. You'll never get down the mountain by yourselves. 804 01:06:45,166 --> 01:06:46,967 I don't care. I'm goin' home. No, you're not! 805 01:06:47,035 --> 01:06:50,405 I'm responsible for you guys. We're goin' home, Vic! 806 01:06:55,677 --> 01:06:58,780 [ Chuckles ] Chris-- 807 01:06:58,847 --> 01:07:01,149 You can't. You can't. You understand? You can't leave. 808 01:07:02,617 --> 01:07:04,885 You can't leave. 809 01:07:04,953 --> 01:07:07,188 Chris. Chris, what are you doin'? Go. Get outta here. 810 01:07:07,255 --> 01:07:09,257 Go! Don't leave. 811 01:07:09,324 --> 01:07:11,926 You can't leave. We're a team. Do you hear me? 812 01:07:15,330 --> 01:07:17,398 You can't leave me. 813 01:07:45,794 --> 01:07:49,197 We've been walkin' for hours. It's 'cause we've been walking in circles. 814 01:07:51,599 --> 01:07:54,668 [ Bird Calls Eerily ] 815 01:07:58,139 --> 01:08:00,941 It's too dark. We gotta camp. 816 01:08:01,009 --> 01:08:03,511 I think I like that plan. Yeah. 817 01:08:23,998 --> 01:08:26,233 Think we'll ever get outta here? 818 01:08:28,870 --> 01:08:33,374 Chris? I can't believe Vic did this. 819 01:08:33,441 --> 01:08:36,844 How could he? How could he do this? 820 01:08:39,948 --> 01:08:43,952 [ Woman ] ♪ In the quiet of the evening ♪ 821 01:08:47,388 --> 01:08:51,058 ♪ Where the deep blue waters run ♪ 822 01:08:54,662 --> 01:08:59,266 ♪ Paradise is casting shadows ♪ 823 01:09:02,036 --> 01:09:06,040 ♪ On the heart of her own son ♪ 824 01:09:09,377 --> 01:09:13,581 ♪ Since the fatherland of Eden ♪ 825 01:09:16,885 --> 01:09:20,288 ♪ Where we roamed cathedral woods ♪ 826 01:09:24,192 --> 01:09:28,796 ♪ We have fought the lonely silence ♪ 827 01:09:31,699 --> 01:09:35,202 ♪ Learned to live misunderstood ♪ 828 01:09:37,205 --> 01:09:40,775 Look. Yeah. ♪ Oh-oh, oh-oh ♪ 829 01:09:40,842 --> 01:09:42,777 ♪ Paradise ♪ 830 01:09:42,844 --> 01:09:45,213 I told ya I'd find it. 831 01:09:45,280 --> 01:09:49,984 ♪ Oh, all alone in paradise ♪ [ Laughing ] 832 01:09:51,719 --> 01:09:55,089 We did it. The canoe-- We actually found the canoe! 833 01:09:55,156 --> 01:09:57,224 You did it, Alan! All right! 834 01:09:57,292 --> 01:10:01,229 We made it! All right! Yeah! Awesome! 835 01:10:01,296 --> 01:10:05,767 Let's get this mother home! All right, we're homeward bound. Yeah! 836 01:10:07,802 --> 01:10:11,005 Yeah. Yeah! All right! 837 01:10:11,072 --> 01:10:13,707 Yeah! All right, that's it! 838 01:10:13,775 --> 01:10:17,812 This thing is over now! Nobody is going anywhere. 839 01:10:17,879 --> 01:10:20,348 Vic, please, leave us alone! No! 840 01:10:20,415 --> 01:10:24,519 Look, you are not leaving. Damn it, Vic, we're goin' home, all right? 841 01:10:24,586 --> 01:10:29,324 No, you're not! You are not going home. I am not gonna let you. 842 01:10:29,390 --> 01:10:31,625 [ Grunts ] Leave him alone! 843 01:10:31,693 --> 01:10:36,364 Vic! Stop, Vic! 844 01:10:37,865 --> 01:10:40,901 - Stop! - I'm gonna kill you, Vic! 845 01:10:40,969 --> 01:10:43,805 - Chris! What are you doing? - Stay away from us! 846 01:10:43,871 --> 01:10:47,908 - I'm gonna kill you! - Chris, stop! Stop it, Chris! 847 01:10:50,044 --> 01:10:52,379 No! Let go! Give me that! 848 01:10:54,716 --> 01:10:57,351 - Son of a bitch! - [ Groans ] 849 01:10:58,886 --> 01:11:00,387 Jesus! Oh, my God! 850 01:11:14,068 --> 01:11:17,805 [ Bone Crunches ] [ Screams ] 851 01:11:21,209 --> 01:11:24,245 [ Panting, Whimpering ] 852 01:11:47,969 --> 01:11:50,104 All right, good. More slack. 853 01:11:51,172 --> 01:11:53,774 All right, good. Hold it. 854 01:11:53,841 --> 01:11:55,142 That's good. 855 01:11:57,345 --> 01:11:59,680 Put some in that pocket there. There you go, guys. 856 01:11:59,747 --> 01:12:02,182 I'm tellin' ya, this is never gonna work. Yes, it will. 857 01:12:02,250 --> 01:12:04,318 Shut up and get the other pack. 858 01:12:06,054 --> 01:12:09,791 Okay, you got it? Okay. Get it around you! 859 01:12:14,095 --> 01:12:17,298 Put the rope underneath your arms. 860 01:12:22,704 --> 01:12:26,040 Come on, come on. Hurry up, you guys. 861 01:12:26,107 --> 01:12:28,476 All right. Good and tight. 862 01:12:32,313 --> 01:12:34,481 [ Alan ] Hurry up, Vic! 863 01:12:36,384 --> 01:12:38,919 Okay. Good. Now, hold on, Vic. Let's go. 864 01:12:38,986 --> 01:12:41,488 All right. [ Grunting ] 865 01:12:48,730 --> 01:12:50,498 You okay? 866 01:13:00,007 --> 01:13:02,509 [ Grunting ] Help me, George. 867 01:13:14,322 --> 01:13:16,991 [ Alan ] Easy, easy! 868 01:13:23,765 --> 01:13:26,000 [ Grunting ] He's almost here. 869 01:13:26,067 --> 01:13:28,869 Hold on, man. You're all right. 870 01:13:32,507 --> 01:13:34,609 [ Panting ] 871 01:13:34,675 --> 01:13:36,977 [ Grunting ] 872 01:13:37,044 --> 01:13:40,047 He's almost here. Here, hold me. Hold me. 873 01:13:40,114 --> 01:13:42,049 Okay. That's all right. 874 01:13:44,085 --> 01:13:48,456 Gimme your hand. Gimme your hand! Okay. 875 01:13:53,561 --> 01:13:55,663 I got him. Got him! 876 01:13:55,730 --> 01:13:58,265 [ Panting ] 877 01:14:00,234 --> 01:14:03,470 Easy. Right here. Here. 878 01:14:06,274 --> 01:14:08,576 I'll get the first-aid stuff. Hurry. 879 01:14:10,144 --> 01:14:12,479 Oh, jeez, he looks awful. Yeah. 880 01:14:12,547 --> 01:14:14,815 I'd better stay with him while you guys go downriver for help. 881 01:14:14,882 --> 01:14:17,184 No, we'll just leave him here and send help back for him. 882 01:14:17,251 --> 01:14:20,354 - Somebody's gotta stay with him. - Alan, he left you! 883 01:14:20,421 --> 01:14:22,489 I don't care. It's not the same thing. He's hurt. 884 01:14:22,557 --> 01:14:25,359 - How the hell are we gonna find the ranger station? - You'll find it. 885 01:14:25,426 --> 01:14:27,528 You figure the river'll lead us down? 886 01:14:27,595 --> 01:14:31,298 Yeah. Just remember to keep the sun at your left. 887 01:14:31,365 --> 01:14:35,969 All right. We'll get someone here as soon as we can. 888 01:14:36,037 --> 01:14:38,606 Put that over him. 889 01:14:44,078 --> 01:14:48,048 All you have to do is hike downstream. You'll reach the ranger station by tomorrow. 890 01:14:48,115 --> 01:14:50,450 Sure you'll be all right? 891 01:14:50,518 --> 01:14:53,487 Yeah, I'm sure. We're outta here. 892 01:14:54,555 --> 01:14:56,490 Good luck, Alan, huh? 893 01:15:03,531 --> 01:15:06,967 See ya soon, all right? Yeah. Bye. 894 01:15:19,080 --> 01:15:21,582 [ Clears Throat ] 895 01:15:42,003 --> 01:15:44,071 The others went for help. 896 01:15:50,811 --> 01:15:54,614 You know, that thing you rigged-- it saved my life. 897 01:15:56,217 --> 01:15:59,553 Thanks. Thanks a lot. 898 01:16:04,425 --> 01:16:07,694 Makin' fire. Yeah. 899 01:16:09,196 --> 01:16:11,231 How come you're doin' it that way? 900 01:16:11,299 --> 01:16:16,203 I thought you hated all that stuff. We sort of lost the matches. 901 01:16:34,255 --> 01:16:36,223 [ Pained Breathing ] 902 01:16:37,725 --> 01:16:41,729 [ Laughs ] This wasn't on the itinerary. 903 01:16:41,796 --> 01:16:44,198 At first light, we're takin' the river. 904 01:16:47,168 --> 01:16:49,236 I thought you said help was comin'. 905 01:16:51,005 --> 01:16:52,740 Change of plans. 906 01:16:54,609 --> 01:16:59,080 Alan, you can't take the canoe. 907 01:16:59,146 --> 01:17:03,550 It's too dangerous. Y-You don't know how to-- 908 01:17:03,618 --> 01:17:07,288 We'll just wait here for help. We can't. 909 01:17:07,355 --> 01:17:11,392 Your leg is broken. You're losin' a ton of blood. 910 01:17:21,268 --> 01:17:23,069 [ Sighs ] 911 01:17:41,656 --> 01:17:43,791 I'll do whatever I can to help. 912 01:20:34,829 --> 01:20:37,331 [ Gasps ] 913 01:21:14,735 --> 01:21:17,003 Vic! 914 01:21:17,805 --> 01:21:19,239 Vic! 915 01:21:32,019 --> 01:21:34,021 Vic! 916 01:21:34,889 --> 01:21:36,991 [ Coughing ] 917 01:21:51,805 --> 01:21:55,341 Don't worry, Vic. You're comin' around! 918 01:21:59,246 --> 01:22:03,750 You're comin'! Reach out! I got you! Put out your arm! Grab! 919 01:22:04,985 --> 01:22:08,655 Reach! Grab my hand! 920 01:22:13,794 --> 01:22:17,197 Hold on. You got it. You got it. 921 01:22:17,264 --> 01:22:19,766 [ Grunting ] Pull. Pull. 922 01:22:30,577 --> 01:22:33,880 Hell of a ride, huh? 923 01:22:33,948 --> 01:22:37,051 Remind me to put it on the tour next year. 924 01:22:37,952 --> 01:22:39,687 How's your leg? 925 01:22:40,921 --> 01:22:43,657 It's been numb most of the way. 926 01:22:51,498 --> 01:22:52,966 Oh, man. 927 01:22:55,135 --> 01:22:57,837 What you did back there-- that was brave. 928 01:22:57,905 --> 01:23:01,975 It took guts. I didn't do this 'cause I wanted to. 929 01:23:02,042 --> 01:23:04,978 It wasn't fun, and I wouldn't do it again. 930 01:23:05,045 --> 01:23:07,080 I mean, what's the point? We didn't make it anyway. 931 01:23:07,147 --> 01:23:10,617 The point is, you made it down that river. 932 01:23:10,684 --> 01:23:15,121 I was trying to get you to a doctor. I don't give a shit about the river. 933 01:23:17,291 --> 01:23:21,962 You... are the most stubborn... son of a bitch! 934 01:23:22,796 --> 01:23:25,064 Except maybe for you. 935 01:23:34,775 --> 01:23:38,445 How did your father ever talk you into comin' this summer? 936 01:23:40,447 --> 01:23:45,118 I was young. It won't happen again. 937 01:24:00,100 --> 01:24:03,736 Alan, it's our ride home! We made it! Whoo! 938 01:24:03,804 --> 01:24:06,173 Yeah! Yeah! Whoo! 939 01:24:06,240 --> 01:24:09,309 Hey, we're here! Hey! Whoo! 940 01:24:09,376 --> 01:24:11,678 ♪ Runnin' outta self-control ♪ 941 01:24:11,745 --> 01:24:15,115 ♪ Gettin' close to an overload ♪ 942 01:24:15,182 --> 01:24:18,785 ♪ Up against a no-win situation ♪ Whoa, whoa. Wait a minute. 943 01:24:18,852 --> 01:24:21,421 ♪ [ Stops ] You hear music, you see credits, you think it's over? 944 01:24:21,488 --> 01:24:25,058 I gotta tell you what happened to Chris, Mitch and George. 945 01:24:25,125 --> 01:24:28,495 They made it to the ranger station, grumbling somethin' about bad directions. 946 01:24:28,562 --> 01:24:32,599 What did I know? I was in charge. I had to say something. 947 01:24:32,666 --> 01:24:35,335 [ Sighs ] I made my peace with Vic, 948 01:24:35,402 --> 01:24:37,303 and I learned somethin' too: 949 01:24:37,371 --> 01:24:40,307 Everybody needs a time of isolation, 950 01:24:40,374 --> 01:24:42,409 time to be one with nature. 951 01:24:42,476 --> 01:24:47,280 So, every year I come to these woods to contemplate my place in the universe, 952 01:24:47,347 --> 01:24:49,182 fish, to live off the land. 953 01:24:49,249 --> 01:24:52,285 [ Alan Narrates ] I know what you're thinking: 954 01:24:52,352 --> 01:24:54,253 I've lost my mind. 955 01:24:54,321 --> 01:24:58,358 After all this-- the bridge, the cliff, 956 01:24:58,425 --> 01:25:02,262 the group pee, the boat over the waterfall-- 957 01:25:02,329 --> 01:25:05,765 and now I come back to the woods? 958 01:25:05,833 --> 01:25:08,101 Not this puppy. 959 01:25:08,168 --> 01:25:11,271 ♪ Runnin' outta self-control ♪ 960 01:25:11,338 --> 01:25:14,274 ♪ Gettin' close to an overload ♪ 961 01:25:14,341 --> 01:25:18,244 ♪ Up against a no-win situation ♪ 962 01:25:20,481 --> 01:25:23,717 ♪ Shoulder to shoulder push and shove ♪ 963 01:25:23,784 --> 01:25:27,087 ♪ I'm hangin' up my boxing gloves ♪ 964 01:25:27,154 --> 01:25:32,292 ♪ I'm heading for a long vacation ♪ 965 01:25:32,359 --> 01:25:34,294 ♪ Yeah ♪ 966 01:25:34,361 --> 01:25:37,364 ♪ Be good to yourself ♪ ♪ You be good to yourself ♪ 967 01:25:37,431 --> 01:25:41,635 ♪ When nobody else will ♪ ♪ When nobody else will ♪ 968 01:25:41,702 --> 01:25:44,805 ♪ Oh, be good to yourself ♪ 969 01:25:47,441 --> 01:25:50,744 ♪ You're walkin' a high wire ♪ ♪ You're walkin' a high wire ♪ 970 01:25:50,811 --> 01:25:54,581 ♪ Caught in a cross fire ♪ ♪ Caught in a cross fire ♪ 971 01:25:54,648 --> 01:25:58,618 ♪ Oh, be good to yourself ♪ 972 01:26:00,020 --> 01:26:02,489 ♪ When you can't give no more ♪ 973 01:26:02,556 --> 01:26:05,592 ♪ They want it all but you gotta say no ♪ 974 01:26:05,659 --> 01:26:10,196 ♪ I'm tellin' off the boss that makes me crazy ♪ 975 01:26:12,432 --> 01:26:15,368 ♪ You'll keep up with no regrets ♪ 976 01:26:15,435 --> 01:26:18,538 ♪ To forgive is to forget ♪ 977 01:26:18,605 --> 01:26:23,209 ♪ I want a little peace of mind to turn to ♪ 978 01:26:26,280 --> 01:26:28,782 ♪ Be good to yourself ♪ ♪ You be good to yourself ♪ 979 01:26:28,849 --> 01:26:33,420 ♪ When nobody else will ♪ ♪ When nobody else will ♪ 980 01:26:33,487 --> 01:26:36,423 ♪ Oh, be good to yourself ♪ 981 01:26:36,490 --> 01:26:38,825 ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪ 982 01:26:38,892 --> 01:26:42,295 ♪ You're walkin' a high wire ♪ ♪ You're walkin' a high wire ♪ 983 01:26:42,362 --> 01:26:46,165 ♪ Caught in a cross fire ♪ ♪ Caught in a cross fire ♪ 984 01:26:46,233 --> 01:26:49,836 ♪ Oh, be good to yourself ♪ 985 01:27:04,284 --> 01:27:07,387 ♪ Runnin' outta self-control ♪ 986 01:27:07,454 --> 01:27:10,423 ♪ Gettin' close to an overload ♪ 987 01:27:10,490 --> 01:27:14,360 ♪ Up against a no-win situation ♪ 988 01:27:16,597 --> 01:27:19,800 ♪ Shoulder to shoulder push and shove ♪ 989 01:27:19,866 --> 01:27:23,236 ♪ I'm hangin' up my boxing gloves ♪ 990 01:27:23,303 --> 01:27:27,373 ♪ I'm headed for a long vacation ♪ 991 01:27:28,508 --> 01:27:30,510 ♪ Yeah ♪ 992 01:27:30,577 --> 01:27:33,446 ♪ Be good to yourself ♪ ♪ You be good to yourself ♪ 993 01:27:33,513 --> 01:27:37,683 ♪ When nobody else will ♪ ♪ When nobody else will ♪ 994 01:27:37,751 --> 01:27:41,221 ♪ Oh, be good to yourself ♪ 995 01:27:41,288 --> 01:27:43,623 ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪ 996 01:27:43,690 --> 01:27:46,859 ♪ You're walkin' a high wire ♪ ♪ You're walkin' a high wire ♪ 997 01:27:46,927 --> 01:27:50,597 ♪ Caught in a cross fire ♪ ♪ Caught in a cross fire ♪ 998 01:27:50,664 --> 01:27:54,401 ♪ Oh, be good to yourself ♪ 999 01:28:07,414 --> 01:28:10,917 ♪ Be good ♪ ♪ Good to yourself ♪ 1000 01:28:10,984 --> 01:28:16,522 ♪ When nobody else will ♪ 1001 01:28:16,590 --> 01:28:21,394 ♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh ♪