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[ Birds Chirping ]
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By the age of 17, a person
should have adopted the three guiding principles of his life.
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One is sexual,
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one ethical,
and the third,
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optional depending
on the circumstances.
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My choice: no camping.
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Nobody really great
ever slept in dirt.
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You ever see a picture of
Da Vinci pitching a tent? No.
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How about Einstein
nibbling trail mix?
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No.
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Let's take a look
at the really great campers.
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Genghis Khan.
A lifetime under the stars.
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Mu'ammar Gadhafi,
perhaps the world's greatest camper.
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Mr. and Mrs. Marcos. Well,
they recently took it up.
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She likes the boots.
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For 14 years, I had ducked
all kinds of camps-- soccer, sailing, tennis,
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computer, even chess.
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Till this guy showed up.
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My intellectual
and sexual powers were just starting to climb,
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and my father wanted me
to go to the woods with a bunch of boys?
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I'm supposed to do all this
with a guy who doesn't know he's supposed to take a cab?
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And there was Jenny.
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Her parents were goin' away
in July, and she was gonna be home alone.
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But I leave for six weeks
of Rambo training,
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and Fred Bernstein'll
be in there in one second.
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I become a man,
and he gets the girl.
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What an asshole.
Stay cool, Alan. Panic now,
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and it's summer in the Sierras
with Robin Hood here and his merry men.
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[ Man ]
It's his first. It's a beautiful fish.
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[ Slide Projector Shuttering ]
That's his second day in Red Bluff.
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We camped here.
[ Woman ] Beautiful!
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[ Man #2 ]
It's wilderness, honey. That's the real thing.
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- [ Man #2 Laughing ]
- [ Man #1 ] Tim caught this one.
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It was his first.
Beautiful fish.
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That's his second day
in Red Bluff, and we're heading upriver.
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We camped here.
There's no sign of man for miles.
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It's just birds, animals,
fish, a lot of silence.
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What if one
of the children gets sick, like something serious?
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- That's what I'm there for.
- Oh.
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That's Devils' Tooth.
We climbed the face. There.
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- [ Woman ]
Awfully dangerous. - [ Boy Narrates ] Good call.
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- Here we are, homeward bound.
- Jesus, you really do make men out of these boys, don't you?
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Well, I think they make men
out of themselves. That's it.
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[ Boy Narrates ]
Oh, shit. This guy is slick, maybe too slick.
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We're making a big mistake.
He doesn't want to go. Look at his face.
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- Alan, what do you say?
- Well, I liked the pictures.
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God, when I was a kid,
I was lucky if we got to "Y" camp in Jersey.
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It is awfully far.
I think city kids need a time of isolation, of quiet.
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Yeah. Yeah, see, I think
that's the point. Alan, it sounds great, doesn't it?
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- Last week, you wanted me
to go to computer camp. - [ Sighs ]
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The thing is,
Alan is not exactly the outdoor type.
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What do you think
about that? I think that's right.
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And I think next year,
when he's a little older. [ Alan Narrates ] Come on, Mom.
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You're my last line of defense.
Tell 'em I'm too young,
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scared of heights,
allergic to open spaces.
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Yeah.
Yeah, that's the ticket.
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What do you say?
Sounds like fun, doesn't it? I'll tell you something else.
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I wish my dad had done this
for me when I was a kid.
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We run three groups in
late summer. There's an opening in the third group if you want.
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- I don't exactly
like big bunches of kids. - I know what you mean.
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- I was an only child myself.
- You were?
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Yeah.
I can't believe how much you guys have in common.
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- I don't know about that.
- [ Man ] There's only one way to find out.
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- Besides, it's not a big bunch.
There's only five of us. - You said four kids.
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Yeah. I'm five.
[ Alan Narrates ] The moment of truth.
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To pull this one off,
I gotta be firm.
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Absolutely not.
No indecision. I will not go.
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Come on. How about it?
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I'm not sure.
I mean, I don't know.
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[ Alan Narrates ]
So I lied.
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[ Man ]
♪ Here I am ♪
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♪ I'm in a
gaseous haze
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♪ Ten lanes and tall boys ♪
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♪ Callin' for the way ♪
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♪ Eldorado
ridin' on the bridge ♪
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♪ Aztec princess ♪
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♪ Take revenge ♪
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♪ Take revenge ♪
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♪ Take me all the way back ♪
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♪ To the wild frontier ♪
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♪ Counting the miles ♪
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♪ To seein' her smile
in the wild frontier ♪
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Where'd you get the knife?
My dad bought it for me.
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I think I'm supposed
to skin a bear with it or something.
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- Pretty neat.
- Yeah. Kinda is, huh?
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Hey. Hey,
cut it out, George! Let me see that.
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I just wanted to see it.
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Just what we need--
another dickface.
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Major asshole.
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♪ Take me all the way back ♪
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♪ To the wild frontier ♪
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♪ Oh, oh ♪
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♪ Where I'm
counting the miles ♪
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♪ To seein' her smile ♪
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♪ In the wild frontier ♪
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Hey!
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♪ Take me all the way back ♪
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♪ To the wild frontier ♪
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♪ Oh, oh ♪
♪ Countin' the miles ♪
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♪ To seein' her smile
in the wild ♪
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[ Man ]
Your part goes like this:
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♪ You can't run, you can't hide
You can't run you can't hide ♪
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[ Boys ]
♪ You can't run, can't hide ♪ [ Man ] Whoa. Wait, wait.
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Wait till I point to you.
Wait till I point to you. Ready?
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♪ Now if it's love
that you're runnin' from ♪
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♪ There's no hiding place ♪
♪ You can't run You can't hide ♪
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♪ You can't run
You can't hide ♪ ♪ Love has problems, I know ♪
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♪ But those problems
we just have to face ♪
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[ Boys ]
♪ You can't run, you can't hide You can't run ♪
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♪ You can't hide ♪
♪ Now, if you just put your hand in mine ♪
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♪ We're gonna leave
all our troubles behind ♪
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- ♪ Keep on walkin'
don't look back ♪ - ♪ Don't look back ♪
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♪ Now if your first lover
broke your heart ♪
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♪ There's something
can be done ♪
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♪ You can't run, you can't hide
You can't run You can't hide ♪
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♪ Don't you lose
your faith in love just because of what he's done ♪
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♪ You can't run, you can't hide
You can't run You can't hide ♪
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♪ Now if you'll just
put your hand in mine ♪
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♪ We're gonna leave
all our troubles behind ♪
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♪ Keep on walkin'
Don't look back ♪
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- [ Boys ]
♪ Don't look back ♪ - ♪ Keep on walkin' ♪
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♪ Don't look back ♪
♪ Don't look back ♪
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♪ Keep on walkin'
Don't look back ♪ ♪ Don't look back ♪
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Bullshit.
He is too.
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Vic, aren't you gonna
catch a trout with your bare hands? Tell him.
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Yeah. Yeah,
that's a Modoc thing.
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I'll show you how to do it when
we get up to the Feather River. Told ya.
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Alan, what the hell
are you doing?
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This is the part
where we eat, right?
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You're gonna
cut your tongue off, asshole. I can handle it.
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Let me see it.
Turn it around.
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It's a West Horn.
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One of the counselors had one
of these where I went last summer.
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Showed us how you could
really put an edge on it.
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Better be careful with that,
kid. One false move, you cut your own balls off.
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I'll try to stay alert.
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Watch out. Let a real man
take care of business for a second.
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You're never gonna
get through it in one shot.
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[ Boy #1 Grunts ]
[ Boy #2 ] Wrong. Ha. When do we eat?
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[ Boy #1 ] As soon as Alan
gets back with the water. Great. We'll starve.
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- Alan.
- Hiya, Vic.
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- We're waitin' for the water.
- Oh, shit.
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- Any time now, huh?
- Yeah.
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Dumb. Dumb.
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[ Groans ]
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[ Bird Screeching ]
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- [ Boy Screams, Laughs ]
- [ Alan Screams ] You dumb shit.
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That scared the shit
out of you! It did not.
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[ Laughing Hysterically ]
Come on, dickface. Wait up.
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Yeah!
All right!
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- [ Boy #1 ] Yeah!
That's way cool. - [ Boy #2 ] Way to go!
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I wanna try that, Vic.
All right.
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Check it out.
[ Sighs ] That's the way we make the first fire.
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- From now on,
we use kitchen matches. - [ All Laughing ]
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Look. Can you
see up there?
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We're under the sign
of Otagawa.
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Those four stars,
they're his hands and feet.
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And the three in the middle
there-- that's his belt with his stone knife.
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That's Orion.
Shut up. What the hell do you know?
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Alan's right.
That constellation was called Orion by the Greeks,
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but up here,
he was Otagawa, the hunter.
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See, he hunted...
not to eat,
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but to destroy.
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He was an enemy--
enemy of the land...
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and of the trees.
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He killed his brother,
the rabbit and the deer.
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So the manitou punished him,
flung him up in the stars,
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to stay up there forever alone.
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Chris, get the lantern.
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- Chris?
- You could take his knife away.
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Take my knife away?
George?
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That's fair.
Mitch?
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Well, you could
give it back to him after a while.
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- Alan?
- You gotta say somethin'.
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It's fair, right?
I mean, you gotta say it's fair.
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Do you think
it's fair, Alan?
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[ Unsheathing Knife ]
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[ Radio: News Announcer
Speaking, Indistinct ]
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Chris, come here.
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Ohh.
Can you believe that?
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No.
[ Both Chuckling ]
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That's incredible.
I don't understand how they do that.
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[ Vic ]
Okay, guys. Let's go. [ Chris ] See you later.
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[ Exhales ]
[ Cash Register Ringing ]
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How you doin'?
It's, uh, three dollars.
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It's a good month.
They got twins.
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Okay, guys. This is it.
We're leavin' the van and heading out on foot.
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If there's anything else
you need, get it now.
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[ Man ]
♪ About this time of evenin' ♪
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♪ Out by the bay
Turn the road lights on the bridge ♪
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♪ Well, a diesel rolls
in silhouette eastbound ♪
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♪ Lovers glad
the sun has set ♪
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♪ I'm starin'
into the twilight ♪
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♪ Wishin' I could
find someone tonight ♪
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♪ I know she's
out there somewhere ♪
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♪ On the western skyline ♪
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♪ Hi, whoa-whoa ♪
[ Vic ] Come on, guys. Hang in there.
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When we get to the falls, I'll
show you how those Modoc kids used to catch fish.
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[ Birds Calling ]
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- Yeah! Whoo!
- Whoa!
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There you go.
Piece of cake.
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Hey, guys, let's go!
George,
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last one across
puts up the tent.
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[ Radio: Announcer
Calling Ball Game ] All right!
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All right! Yeah!
Cool it, asshole. It's not over till it's over.
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[ Announcer ]
Nice play by Carter.
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Whoo!
[ Chuckles ]
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Tent's all yours, bud.
Fat chance. I won.
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Come on! Come on!
[ Announcer ] Line drive!
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You can do it! Come on!
[ Announcer ] Can't get to it!
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[ Vic ] What are you doin'?
It's just the Mets game. They're playin' San Francisco.
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- We've let all that go,
now, haven't we? - It's the top of the ninth.
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- Two more outs,
and then we'll let go, okay? - Now!
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What are you doin'?
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Did you ever notice
that people in authority don't say what they mean?
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Take Vic.
I carve my initials in a tree.
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So I made a mistake.
Does Vic say, "Don't carve your initials in the tree"?
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No. He says,
"Over there's Otagawa.
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"They flung him into the sky.
He's an enemy of the land.
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I think
we'll take Alan's knife."
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Now I'm listenin'
to the ball game.
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Vic wants to say,
"Don't listen to the radio."
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Instead, he says,
"We've let all that go, now, haven't we?"
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Obviously I hadn't.
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[ Chris ]
So I go upstairs to take a piss, right?
226
00:16:31,589 --> 00:16:34,892
And I look in the medicine
cabinet, and there's this little, round plastic box...
227
00:16:34,959 --> 00:16:39,129
with numbers all around it--
you know, the Pill.
228
00:16:39,197 --> 00:16:42,200
[ George ] What pill?
[ Mitch ] The Pill, stupid.
229
00:16:42,266 --> 00:16:46,136
[ Chris ] So I opened it up,
and I replaced every other one with something else.
230
00:16:46,204 --> 00:16:49,473
[ George ] What? What?
[ Chris ] I don't know. Vitamin "C" or something.
231
00:16:49,540 --> 00:16:51,842
[ Mitch ] Bullshit.
[ George ] Listen to this.
232
00:16:51,909 --> 00:16:54,945
She says she's a Leo
and likes long walks in the woods and young--
233
00:16:55,013 --> 00:16:57,415
[ Chris ] Let me see again.
[ George ] What are you? A pervert?
234
00:16:57,482 --> 00:17:00,151
How many times
you gotta see it? [ Mitch ] I got it next.
235
00:17:00,218 --> 00:17:02,820
[ George ] Who paid for it?
[ Chris ] Will you just give it to me?
236
00:17:02,887 --> 00:17:04,688
Alan?
Yeah?
237
00:17:04,756 --> 00:17:07,925
Didn't you say
you liked to play chess? Mm-hmm.
238
00:17:07,992 --> 00:17:11,028
How about a game?
Now?ut here?
239
00:17:11,095 --> 00:17:13,430
I got a travel board.
Okay.
240
00:17:13,498 --> 00:17:15,500
All right.
241
00:17:18,970 --> 00:17:21,405
Check.
242
00:17:21,472 --> 00:17:23,540
Check this out.
Shut up.
243
00:17:23,608 --> 00:17:26,043
Fine.
244
00:17:30,281 --> 00:17:33,550
- Damn. I took my hand off.
Now I can't move it. - It's okay.
245
00:17:33,618 --> 00:17:36,954
No. Play by the rules.
246
00:17:49,033 --> 00:17:51,735
That's mate.
Nah.
247
00:17:51,803 --> 00:17:55,573
Yeah. Checkmate.
My bishop, my rook, my queen.
248
00:17:55,640 --> 00:17:59,810
- What happened?
Dickface win? - Yeah. Dickface won.
249
00:17:59,877 --> 00:18:01,879
[ Chess Pieces Clinking ]
250
00:18:04,482 --> 00:18:08,953
It's not a bad run.
You just have to remember everything I told you, okay?
251
00:18:09,020 --> 00:18:13,891
Keep your center of gravity low.
Now, two of us are gonna take the canoe down,
252
00:18:13,958 --> 00:18:18,095
and the rest of you are gonna
backpack the sleeping bags and stuff.
253
00:18:18,162 --> 00:18:21,932
All right.
I'm gonna be in the stern, but I need a good bow man.
254
00:18:21,999 --> 00:18:25,736
Alan, put your helmet on.
255
00:18:25,803 --> 00:18:28,872
What?
Me? Why him? I thought I'd be the one.
256
00:18:28,940 --> 00:18:31,475
- What do I have to do?
- Just do your best.
257
00:18:48,292 --> 00:18:52,863
[ Water Roaring ]
Vic?
258
00:18:52,930 --> 00:18:57,234
[ Man ]
♪ I hear the tribal cry up the alleyway ♪
259
00:18:57,301 --> 00:19:00,103
♪ Tribal ♪
260
00:19:00,171 --> 00:19:03,274
♪ Echo out across the night ♪
Keep paddling, Alan. Pull, pull!
261
00:19:03,341 --> 00:19:05,810
Vic, I lost my paddle!
It's all right.
262
00:19:05,877 --> 00:19:10,514
♪ I'm out of sight
and out of mind ♪
263
00:19:10,581 --> 00:19:13,283
[ Vic ]
Okay. Here we go! Here we go!
264
00:19:13,351 --> 00:19:16,620
Whoo!
♪ The man with all the answers ♪
265
00:19:16,687 --> 00:19:20,157
♪ Never turnin' back ♪
♪ Up against the wall ♪
266
00:19:20,224 --> 00:19:22,259
♪ [ Continues Indistinct ]
267
00:19:23,794 --> 00:19:26,596
[ Alan ]
Oh, jeez! You'd better look out!
268
00:19:26,664 --> 00:19:32,670
♪ One hotshot
who wants control of the free world ♪
269
00:19:32,737 --> 00:19:36,540
♪ And the winner
takes it all ♪
270
00:19:36,607 --> 00:19:40,077
[ Mitch ]
It's psychology. Vic thinks he needs special attention.
271
00:19:40,144 --> 00:19:43,447
[ Chris ] I think it sucks.
[ George ] This is classic. We carry the goddamn thing,
272
00:19:43,514 --> 00:19:47,284
and look who gets
to ride in it.
273
00:20:07,405 --> 00:20:09,774
♪ [ Continues Indistinct ]
274
00:20:14,679 --> 00:20:18,215
♪ Hotshot, rarin' to go ♪
[ Vic Talking, Indistinct ]
275
00:20:18,282 --> 00:20:21,585
♪ Fire and flames ♪
276
00:20:21,652 --> 00:20:24,955
♪ Hotshot, rarin' to go ♪
277
00:20:25,022 --> 00:20:28,425
♪ He's a smooth operator ♪
♪ [ Continues, Indistinct ]
278
00:20:28,492 --> 00:20:31,061
♪ One shot to lose control ♪
279
00:20:31,128 --> 00:20:34,831
♪ [ Fades Out ]
280
00:20:34,899 --> 00:20:37,801
[ Laughing ]
Whoo, hoo-hoo-hoo! [ Gargling ]
281
00:20:42,039 --> 00:20:45,075
Hell of a ride, huh?
Whoo!
282
00:20:45,142 --> 00:20:50,413
[ Panting ]
What's wrong? Don't worry about the paddle.
283
00:20:50,481 --> 00:20:52,983
You tried to scare me.
What?
284
00:20:53,050 --> 00:20:56,553
- You were trying to scare me!
- [ Continues Panting ]
285
00:20:57,755 --> 00:21:02,459
Hey, Alan, it's me.
286
00:21:02,526 --> 00:21:06,596
[ Man ]
♪ I know she's out there somewhere ♪
287
00:21:06,664 --> 00:21:11,535
♪ Somewhere ♪
♪ On the western skyline ♪
288
00:21:12,937 --> 00:21:16,707
♪ Told me
we might say a prayer ♪
289
00:21:16,774 --> 00:21:18,642
♪ Say a prayer ♪
290
00:21:18,709 --> 00:21:23,547
♪ On the western skyline ♪
291
00:21:23,614 --> 00:21:25,148
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
What is this? What is this?
292
00:21:25,216 --> 00:21:27,618
Nobody
said, "Take five." [ Chris ] Jesus, Vic.
293
00:21:27,685 --> 00:21:31,121
Come on, fellas.
Hoist that puppy. Let's go. [ All Chattering ]
294
00:21:31,188 --> 00:21:34,291
[ George ]
You lift too, Chris. One, two--
295
00:21:34,358 --> 00:21:38,295
[ Vic ]
There you go. Light as a feather.
296
00:21:42,767 --> 00:21:47,505
♪ I know she's
out there somewhere ♪
297
00:21:48,606 --> 00:21:53,143
♪ On the western skyline ♪
298
00:21:53,210 --> 00:21:56,780
♪ Told me
we might say a prayer ♪
299
00:21:56,847 --> 00:21:59,049
♪ Say a prayer ♪
300
00:21:59,116 --> 00:22:01,651
♪ On the western skyline ♪
[ George ] Easy.
301
00:22:01,719 --> 00:22:04,621
[ All Grunting ]
[ Mitch ] Finally!
302
00:22:04,689 --> 00:22:08,059
Don't get too comfortable,
guys. Campsite's about a half a mile...
303
00:22:08,125 --> 00:22:09,826
on the other side
of this gorge.
304
00:22:09,894 --> 00:22:11,395
[ George ]
Oh, no.
305
00:22:18,636 --> 00:22:21,572
[ River Rushing Below ]
306
00:22:24,542 --> 00:22:28,379
- Jesus.
- Whoo-hoo-hoo! This is somethin', huh?
307
00:22:28,446 --> 00:22:30,714
[ Scoffs ]
308
00:22:30,781 --> 00:22:33,049
Vic, how are we
gonna get the canoe to the other side?
309
00:22:33,117 --> 00:22:36,720
We're gonna leave it here
till tomorrow, unless you wanna carry it across.
310
00:22:36,787 --> 00:22:39,456
Alan!
Maybe we lucked out, and he's lost.
311
00:22:39,523 --> 00:22:42,559
Why don't you
give him a break? Up yours.
312
00:22:44,228 --> 00:22:46,630
Hey, Alan!
313
00:22:46,697 --> 00:22:49,466
What's goin' on
back there?
314
00:22:53,804 --> 00:22:57,874
Alan!
Just the unique challenge of the great outdoors!
315
00:22:59,810 --> 00:23:01,845
Shit.
316
00:23:06,851 --> 00:23:09,353
Whoa!
[ Stick Splashing ]
317
00:23:09,420 --> 00:23:12,656
Must be 200 feet.
300.
318
00:23:23,768 --> 00:23:27,738
Made it.
[ Chuckles ] Not yet, you didn't.
319
00:23:29,440 --> 00:23:32,743
See ya.
[ Vic ] Let's go!
320
00:23:32,810 --> 00:23:35,712
All right, guys.
Listen up. Listen up.
321
00:23:35,780 --> 00:23:41,385
The first thing you gotta
remember is always keep one hand on the ropes at all times.
322
00:23:41,452 --> 00:23:45,456
Never let go of the ropes.
Step right in the center of the planks,
323
00:23:45,523 --> 00:23:48,459
move slow and at the same pace
as the guy in front of you. I'm scared.
324
00:23:48,526 --> 00:23:51,595
- I don't know
if I can do this, Mitch. - If the bridge starts to sway,
325
00:23:51,662 --> 00:23:53,597
just push it out from you
like that.
326
00:23:53,664 --> 00:23:57,768
- That'll steady it.
- [ Chris ] That's cool.
327
00:23:57,835 --> 00:24:02,439
Fellas, do me a favor.
No screwin' around out there, all right?
328
00:24:02,506 --> 00:24:05,442
I gotta go
to the bathroom.
329
00:24:05,509 --> 00:24:08,812
I'm gonna take the lead.
Come on. Let's get your helmets on. Come on.
330
00:24:11,015 --> 00:24:13,784
Okay, you ready?
331
00:24:13,851 --> 00:24:16,620
Here we go.
332
00:25:25,022 --> 00:25:27,090
Come on, boys!
Hey!
333
00:25:27,157 --> 00:25:30,693
[ All Shouting,
Screaming ]
334
00:25:30,761 --> 00:25:34,498
- Damn it,
George, cut it out! - It's all right, Vic.
335
00:25:36,667 --> 00:25:39,569
You idiot!
336
00:25:43,340 --> 00:25:46,910
[ Mitch ]
All right! Whoo! Yeah!
337
00:25:46,977 --> 00:25:49,646
Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo!
All right! Oh, yeah!
338
00:25:49,713 --> 00:25:53,249
- [ Chris ]
All right. - [ Mitch Whoops ]
339
00:25:53,317 --> 00:25:57,421
- Alan, are you okay?
- [ George ] Come on, man!
340
00:25:57,488 --> 00:26:00,357
- What? Are you scared or
something? Move your ass! - Come on, Alan!
341
00:26:00,424 --> 00:26:02,826
If I can do it, you can!
Can you do this?
342
00:26:02,893 --> 00:26:07,697
Yeah, I'm all right. I can
do it. I just got a pebble or something stuck in my shoe.
343
00:26:07,765 --> 00:26:11,268
-It's no big deal. We can wait.
-No, no. You guys go ahead. I'll find you.
344
00:26:11,335 --> 00:26:14,738
[ George ] I bet you
he's too scared to cross. [ Mitch ] Leave him alone.
345
00:26:14,805 --> 00:26:18,275
All right, Alan! You come when
you're ready. The trail's real plain. You can find it.
346
00:26:18,342 --> 00:26:21,745
[ Alan ] Okay.
I'll come back for you in a while if you're not there.
347
00:26:21,812 --> 00:26:25,782
- Way to go, guys. I'm proud
of you. I'm proud of you. - [ All ] Yeah! Yeah!
348
00:26:25,849 --> 00:26:29,786
[ Vic ]
♪ Now, if it's love that you're running from ♪
349
00:26:29,853 --> 00:26:33,723
♪ There's no hiding place ♪
♪ You can't run You can't hide ♪
350
00:26:33,791 --> 00:26:36,527
♪ You can't run
You can't hide ♪ ♪ Love has problems, I know ♪
351
00:26:36,594 --> 00:26:39,797
♪ But those problems
you just have to face ♪
352
00:26:39,863 --> 00:26:41,931
♪ You can't run
You can't hide ♪
353
00:26:41,999 --> 00:26:44,735
♪ You can't run
You can't hide ♪
354
00:27:13,797 --> 00:27:17,667
Come on, Alan. Move.
Move and die.
355
00:28:27,104 --> 00:28:31,708
All right. All right.
I did it! All right! All right! I did it!
356
00:28:31,775 --> 00:28:34,244
All right!
357
00:28:43,921 --> 00:28:47,024
[ Mitch ]
Hey, Chris, hurry up with that wood.
358
00:29:01,772 --> 00:29:04,608
Let's go.
Vic wants this tent up before he gets back.
359
00:29:04,675 --> 00:29:07,644
George, where'd
you put the poles? I ain't got 'em.
360
00:29:07,711 --> 00:29:10,213
- Dickface, where'd
you put the tent poles? - Huh?
361
00:29:10,280 --> 00:29:14,083
- The poles, stupid.
Where'd you put 'em? - Oh, shit.
362
00:29:14,151 --> 00:29:17,988
- I guess I forgot 'em.
- You forgot 'em?
363
00:29:18,055 --> 00:29:20,991
I can't even believe this!
Do you believe this? I can believe it.
364
00:29:21,058 --> 00:29:23,527
I don't believe it.
I'm sleepin' in your tent, asshole.
365
00:29:23,594 --> 00:29:26,263
Come on! You know
we needed those poles. Where'd you put 'em?
366
00:29:26,330 --> 00:29:28,532
How could you be so stupid?
Where did you leave 'em?
367
00:29:28,599 --> 00:29:32,235
- Tell me where you left 'em!
- Hey, Chris. Cool it.
368
00:29:32,302 --> 00:29:34,637
Vic, he forgot the poles.
[ All Talking At Once ]
369
00:29:34,705 --> 00:29:37,140
All right, all right,
all right. Alan, you left the poles behind?
370
00:29:37,207 --> 00:29:41,844
- I know. It was stupid.
- Where'd you leave 'em? Do you remember?
371
00:29:41,912 --> 00:29:46,383
Sure.
Right by the bridge. On the other side.
372
00:29:46,450 --> 00:29:48,685
Well, you'll just have
to go back and get 'em.
373
00:29:50,120 --> 00:29:52,889
You mean now?
He's too scared.
374
00:29:52,956 --> 00:29:58,161
-Shut up.
-You'd better get going, Alan. It's only half a mile each way.
375
00:29:58,228 --> 00:30:03,967
But it's gonna get dark.
It's your responsibility to go back and get those poles.
376
00:30:04,034 --> 00:30:07,270
That's fair.
You left 'em, right? Right.
377
00:30:08,906 --> 00:30:12,075
Supper will be ready
when you get back.
378
00:30:26,824 --> 00:30:29,760
[ River Rushing,
Distant ]
379
00:30:39,369 --> 00:30:41,304
Come on.
380
00:31:08,899 --> 00:31:11,835
[ Creaking, Straining ]
381
00:31:18,876 --> 00:31:20,911
[ Gasping ]
382
00:31:20,978 --> 00:31:23,213
[ Panting ]
383
00:31:38,195 --> 00:31:42,232
[ Screams, Grunts ]
384
00:31:42,299 --> 00:31:45,468
[ Grunting ]
385
00:32:08,191 --> 00:32:10,259
Look out. You just
knocked my onion off.
386
00:32:10,327 --> 00:32:13,663
Well, keep your
goddamn kabob off mine.
387
00:32:13,730 --> 00:32:17,033
Hey, Alan, where the hell
are the poles?
388
00:32:17,100 --> 00:32:21,204
- I couldn't find 'em.
I looked everywhere. - You gotta be shittin' me.
389
00:32:21,271 --> 00:32:24,440
- I said I looked everywhere.
- What? They walk away or something?
390
00:32:24,508 --> 00:32:26,476
Jesus, Alan.
391
00:32:26,543 --> 00:32:30,246
It was dark, okay?
392
00:32:34,351 --> 00:32:37,420
Find yourself a stick, Alan.
Get yourself something to eat.
393
00:32:58,175 --> 00:33:01,144
[ Bird Squawking ]
394
00:33:19,696 --> 00:33:23,332
[ Radio: Static ]
395
00:33:23,400 --> 00:33:28,872
[ Radio Stations Switching:
Announcers Talking, Music ]
396
00:33:28,939 --> 00:33:32,008
♪ [ Continues ]
397
00:33:32,075 --> 00:33:35,011
♪ [ Volume Increases ]
398
00:33:35,078 --> 00:33:38,214
♪ Baby, now I see ♪
399
00:33:38,281 --> 00:33:42,184
♪ Wasted years ♪
400
00:33:42,252 --> 00:33:46,823
♪ Lonely tears ♪
401
00:33:48,892 --> 00:33:51,828
Turn the radio off.
402
00:33:51,895 --> 00:33:53,630
♪ [ Continues ]
403
00:33:53,697 --> 00:33:57,467
Turn it off.
♪ [ Radio Off ]
404
00:34:00,070 --> 00:34:04,474
- What did I tell you
about that thing? - Guess I didn't get your point.
405
00:34:04,541 --> 00:34:08,545
You didn't get the point.
All right.
406
00:34:08,612 --> 00:34:13,883
Here's the point.
I said "no." When I say "no," I mean "no."
407
00:34:13,950 --> 00:34:17,386
This is not a vacation.
This is a chance for you to learn something.
408
00:34:19,589 --> 00:34:22,725
We've got a couple more weeks
together, and I want to get a few things straight.
409
00:34:22,793 --> 00:34:28,064
There'll be no more radio,
you understand? And no more lying.
410
00:34:28,131 --> 00:34:31,334
What are you talking about?
The tent poles, Alan.
411
00:34:31,401 --> 00:34:34,670
I was there.
I saw what happened.
412
00:34:34,738 --> 00:34:37,540
You never crossed the bridge.
You were afraid.
413
00:34:37,607 --> 00:34:40,610
You saw me?
You cannot lie.
414
00:34:41,645 --> 00:34:45,348
You cannot lie to me.
415
00:34:45,415 --> 00:34:48,284
You saw me?
This is crazy.
416
00:34:48,351 --> 00:34:51,954
You must be crazy.
417
00:34:53,223 --> 00:34:56,159
I don't wanna
hear that radio again.
418
00:34:59,963 --> 00:35:03,433
[ Panting ]
419
00:35:03,500 --> 00:35:07,904
Now different people have
different ideas about what's dangerous and what's not.
420
00:35:07,971 --> 00:35:11,274
Let me show you something.
You figure it out for yourself.
421
00:35:14,478 --> 00:35:18,482
This bridge
is 5 feet off the ground. The real one was 182.
422
00:35:18,548 --> 00:35:21,317
Now, the density
of this eggshell...
423
00:35:21,384 --> 00:35:24,920
relative to the drop-off
of this model is comparable...
424
00:35:24,988 --> 00:35:28,324
to the density of my head
off the drop of the real bridge.
425
00:35:28,391 --> 00:35:32,027
You're just gonna
have to trust me on that. Now watch.
426
00:35:36,066 --> 00:35:38,701
Uh-oh. Trouble.
427
00:35:40,370 --> 00:35:42,972
I rest my case.
428
00:35:43,039 --> 00:35:46,909
[ Boys Chattering,
Laughing ]
429
00:35:46,977 --> 00:35:49,412
[ George ]
You guys are hopeless. Chris, you got your knife.
430
00:35:49,479 --> 00:35:53,049
Hey, why don't you
come back in here?
431
00:35:53,116 --> 00:35:56,185
Shut up! Shut up,
guys! Shut up!
432
00:35:56,253 --> 00:36:00,523
Shut up.
Yeah, right. [ Screams, Laughs ]
433
00:36:02,359 --> 00:36:06,563
[ George ]
You gotta use your hands. You gotta use a net. You suck.
434
00:36:06,630 --> 00:36:10,100
[ Mitch ] Where did it go?
Where did it go? All right.
435
00:36:10,167 --> 00:36:13,370
[ All Talking At Once ]
436
00:36:13,436 --> 00:36:18,107
How we do, guys?
[ George ] Good. I got one, but he's big, though.
437
00:36:18,175 --> 00:36:20,310
[ Chris ]
He ain't that big. I got two. Check 'em out.
438
00:36:20,377 --> 00:36:23,513
[ George ]
Frogs. I struck out, man.
439
00:36:23,580 --> 00:36:26,816
[ Laughs ] Holy shit!
Look at dickface! Whoa!
440
00:36:26,883 --> 00:36:29,552
All right, man!
Way to go!
441
00:36:29,619 --> 00:36:32,021
[ George ] Good job.
Some haul, Alan. Yeah, well,
442
00:36:32,088 --> 00:36:33,756
I really feel one
with nature today.
443
00:36:33,823 --> 00:36:36,258
Must be six or seven
in there. I can't believe that.
444
00:36:36,326 --> 00:36:40,663
- [ Chris ] How'd you do it?
- No big deal. - [ Metal Clanking ]
445
00:36:43,200 --> 00:36:46,469
[ Alan ]
It's really simple. See, they swim through the chute,
446
00:36:46,536 --> 00:36:49,605
the trap closes,
and they can't get out.
447
00:36:49,673 --> 00:36:51,808
Pretty neat, huh?
I rigged it all myself.
448
00:36:51,875 --> 00:36:56,012
"Neat"? No.
I don't think that's neat. What do you guys think?
449
00:36:58,615 --> 00:37:01,451
Hey, wait a second.
Hey, I caught those. No, you didn't.
450
00:37:01,518 --> 00:37:04,153
Not the right way,
you didn't. Oh, you mean your way.
451
00:37:04,221 --> 00:37:08,325
No! I mean
the right way.
452
00:37:08,391 --> 00:37:12,728
You know, you're a smart kid,
Alan, but you really let me down this time.
453
00:37:12,796 --> 00:37:15,265
You let yourself down.
454
00:37:15,332 --> 00:37:20,036
So what do you say you
clean the fish Chris and I caught before we leave?
455
00:37:20,103 --> 00:37:21,971
Then we can forget
about your little trick. No!
456
00:37:22,038 --> 00:37:25,174
Well, I could help him.
No. No. This is Alan's job.
457
00:37:25,242 --> 00:37:29,479
Come here. Come here.
I'll show ya. Nothin' to it.
458
00:37:34,284 --> 00:37:35,985
Ohh.
459
00:37:36,052 --> 00:37:39,121
All right?
All you have to do is gut it.
460
00:37:39,189 --> 00:37:42,825
Nothin' to it.
[ Grunting ]
461
00:37:46,930 --> 00:37:48,831
[ Continues Grunting ]
462
00:37:51,835 --> 00:37:54,504
[ Panting ]
463
00:37:57,073 --> 00:38:00,743
Now why don't you
clean the rest of these, and we'll finish loadin' the canoe.
464
00:38:00,810 --> 00:38:03,946
No. No way.
465
00:38:04,014 --> 00:38:08,284
You'll do it,
and you're gonna stay here until it's finished.
466
00:38:08,351 --> 00:38:11,687
Let's go, guys.
467
00:38:15,225 --> 00:38:17,594
Mitch, let's go.
468
00:38:23,133 --> 00:38:25,869
Signal when
you're finished, Alan. We'll come back and get you.
469
00:38:35,679 --> 00:38:38,682
[ Man ]
♪ Put it down to the fightin' ♪
470
00:38:40,550 --> 00:38:44,887
♪ Put it down to the fools
who play in the game ♪
471
00:38:46,456 --> 00:38:51,194
♪ I'm picking up
something besides ♪
472
00:38:51,261 --> 00:38:54,731
♪ I'm pickin' up
the tired reins ♪
473
00:38:54,798 --> 00:38:57,367
♪ But you better believe it ♪
474
00:38:59,502 --> 00:39:03,906
♪ Oh, you better believe
before it's too late ♪
475
00:39:05,575 --> 00:39:10,279
♪ I'm feeling
like letting go ♪
476
00:39:10,347 --> 00:39:15,452
♪ I'm living
in a dangerous time ♪
477
00:39:21,391 --> 00:39:24,761
♪ Must have been lonely ♪
478
00:39:26,096 --> 00:39:29,699
♪ It must have been cold ♪
479
00:39:35,672 --> 00:39:39,542
♪ Must have been somethin' ♪
480
00:39:39,609 --> 00:39:42,712
[ Vic ]
Come and get it, Mitch!
481
00:39:44,314 --> 00:39:47,283
♪ Life in a dangerous time ♪
482
00:39:51,087 --> 00:39:54,390
[ Male Chorus Grunts ]
♪ Coming out of the shadows ♪
483
00:39:56,292 --> 00:40:01,630
♪ Coming out of the darkness
into the light ♪
484
00:40:01,698 --> 00:40:05,968
♪ It's bright enough
to show the way ♪
485
00:40:07,170 --> 00:40:10,373
♪ Enough to face another day ♪
486
00:40:10,440 --> 00:40:13,576
♪ It's a curious feelin' ♪
487
00:40:15,278 --> 00:40:21,050
♪ It's a feeling
of reaching up to the sky ♪
488
00:40:21,117 --> 00:40:26,021
♪ I'll never think
of letting go ♪
489
00:40:26,089 --> 00:40:31,327
♪ Of living
in a dangerous time ♪
490
00:40:37,367 --> 00:40:41,604
♪ Must have been lonely ♪
We'll just wait for Alan's signal.
491
00:40:41,671 --> 00:40:45,007
♪ Must have been cold ♪
492
00:40:46,543 --> 00:40:49,846
[ Thunder Rumbling ]
493
00:40:49,913 --> 00:40:54,017
♪ Life in a dangerous time ♪
494
00:40:56,252 --> 00:40:59,455
♪ Must have been somethin' ♪
495
00:40:59,522 --> 00:41:04,026
♪ Life in a dangerous time ♪
496
00:41:51,574 --> 00:41:56,278
♪ Must have been lonely ♪
497
00:41:56,346 --> 00:41:59,816
♪ Must have been cold ♪
498
00:42:05,822 --> 00:42:10,526
♪ Must have been somethin' ♪
499
00:42:13,463 --> 00:42:17,633
♪ Life in a dangerous time ♪
500
00:42:19,702 --> 00:42:21,770
Come on, guys. Get up.
Come on. Let's go.
501
00:42:21,838 --> 00:42:24,674
It's morning. Come on.
502
00:42:24,741 --> 00:42:27,577
It can't be. Not yet.
503
00:42:27,644 --> 00:42:29,712
Come on, Mitch.
[ Bird Calling ]
504
00:42:29,779 --> 00:42:33,482
Come on. Let's get up.
Come on. Let's go.
505
00:42:33,550 --> 00:42:36,352
As soon as you're up,
I want you to go over to the island and get Alan.
506
00:42:36,419 --> 00:42:38,487
Us?
You.
507
00:42:38,555 --> 00:42:41,524
[ Groans ]
508
00:42:57,473 --> 00:43:01,109
Where is he?
I don't know. Come on. Let's this way.
509
00:43:01,177 --> 00:43:04,446
I hope he's all right.
[ Chris Scoffs ] I hope he's not dead.
510
00:43:04,514 --> 00:43:07,350
Alan, where the hell
are you? Say somethin'! Alan!
511
00:43:07,417 --> 00:43:10,887
- I'm over here!
- [ George ] Where? There he is.
512
00:43:10,954 --> 00:43:14,524
[ Mitch ]
Hey, Alan!
513
00:43:14,591 --> 00:43:18,361
Hey.
Jesus! You must have froze your balls off.
514
00:43:18,428 --> 00:43:21,531
Here. My mom always
stuffs 'em in my pockets. Where's the fish?
515
00:43:21,598 --> 00:43:23,866
I threw 'em back.
You what ?
516
00:43:23,933 --> 00:43:27,169
- Why didn't you just
clean the fish? - I didn't want to.
517
00:43:27,236 --> 00:43:30,172
Vic's gonna be really pissed.
You know that?
518
00:43:31,441 --> 00:43:33,176
Come on. Let's go.
519
00:43:35,812 --> 00:43:39,949
Vic? Vic!
520
00:43:40,016 --> 00:43:42,385
Vic!
521
00:43:42,452 --> 00:43:45,588
I don't get it.
We've looked everywhere. Well, I don't know where he is.
522
00:43:45,655 --> 00:43:48,658
Vic!
Will you shut up?
523
00:43:48,725 --> 00:43:51,561
Vic!
You said you'd get the ranger station on that.
524
00:43:51,628 --> 00:43:54,530
What do you think
I'm tryin' to do? Well, is it too far away?
525
00:43:54,597 --> 00:43:57,066
Nah, it shouldn't be.
I pick up satellite transmissions at home.
526
00:43:57,133 --> 00:43:59,869
- You're full of shit.
- Hello?
527
00:43:59,936 --> 00:44:03,572
You got batteries in it?
I got power. I just can't tune anything in.
528
00:44:03,640 --> 00:44:06,542
Something with the condenser.
Hello? I went all the way to the bend.
529
00:44:06,609 --> 00:44:08,544
I didn't see a thing.
530
00:44:08,611 --> 00:44:11,246
What are we gonna do?
Will you just shut up, please?
531
00:44:11,314 --> 00:44:14,050
Is that all you can say?
For Christ's sake, why did he leave us here?
532
00:44:14,117 --> 00:44:16,752
He didn't! His pack is
still here, all right?
533
00:44:16,819 --> 00:44:20,455
He wouldn't go without his pack.
And what if he doesn't come back for it?
534
00:44:20,523 --> 00:44:22,491
I said shut up,
or I'm gonna shut you up!
535
00:44:22,558 --> 00:44:24,459
Who the hell elected you king
shit?
536
00:44:24,527 --> 00:44:26,896
Sucking around Vic all the time.
You don't know what to do.
537
00:44:26,963 --> 00:44:28,030
You don't know where we are.
538
00:44:28,097 --> 00:44:30,766
Go ahead, wiseass.
Do something!
539
00:44:32,135 --> 00:44:34,704
Go to hell!
[ Mitch ] Hey, cut it out!
540
00:44:34,771 --> 00:44:37,106
Cool it!
541
00:44:37,173 --> 00:44:39,208
Dirty mother--
Hey, come on, George!
542
00:44:39,275 --> 00:44:42,011
I'm gonna kill you!
Rip your face off!
543
00:44:42,078 --> 00:44:44,513
George, stop!
544
00:44:44,580 --> 00:44:47,449
Just get off!
545
00:44:47,517 --> 00:44:49,452
[ Grunts ]
Hey, Chris, cool it!
546
00:44:49,519 --> 00:44:52,388
Is that thing gonna work,
dickface, or isn't it?
547
00:44:52,455 --> 00:44:54,757
Don't call me that,
damn it. Yeah, right. Gimme that.
548
00:44:54,824 --> 00:44:56,625
Hey, come on!
Give it back! You want it?
549
00:44:56,693 --> 00:44:59,629
Yeah, give it!
You want it, dickface? I'll give it to you.
550
00:45:03,066 --> 00:45:05,735
It didn't work anyways.
551
00:45:05,802 --> 00:45:07,804
Move it!
552
00:45:14,577 --> 00:45:16,512
[ Thunder Rumbling ]
553
00:45:36,499 --> 00:45:38,767
Hey, let me in, guys!
554
00:45:40,470 --> 00:45:43,039
Get in here!
555
00:45:43,106 --> 00:45:46,375
Aah!
This stuff tastes like shit! We should have cooked it.
556
00:45:46,442 --> 00:45:48,911
Oh, right.
You want to go build a fire? Go ahead, asshole.
557
00:45:48,978 --> 00:45:53,782
1,001, 1,002,
1,003, 1,004-- Will you cut it out?
558
00:45:53,850 --> 00:45:55,952
[ Thunderclap ]
559
00:45:56,018 --> 00:45:58,520
Mile and a half!
He's dead.
560
00:45:58,588 --> 00:46:00,323
Shut up!
What are we gonna do if he's dead?
561
00:46:00,389 --> 00:46:02,958
Will you shut up already?
He wouldn't leave us here. He's dead!
562
00:46:03,025 --> 00:46:04,693
He didn't leave us!
He's just-- he's--
563
00:46:04,761 --> 00:46:08,631
1,001, 1,002, 1,003--
Jesus Christ! I said cut it out!
564
00:46:08,698 --> 00:46:11,500
Hey! Shit!
This thing's dripping on me. Don't touch it.
565
00:46:11,567 --> 00:46:14,670
- Don't touch that!
- Touch what?
566
00:46:14,737 --> 00:46:16,972
Oh, no!
Goddamn it!
567
00:46:17,039 --> 00:46:19,841
Hey, where are we
gonna go?
568
00:46:24,881 --> 00:46:29,719
Where are you guys goin'?
Damn it! Follow me!
569
00:46:32,522 --> 00:46:35,892
Shit! Yeah.
That way!
570
00:46:35,958 --> 00:46:40,329
Come on!
Where you guys takin' me? I don't know!
571
00:46:40,396 --> 00:46:43,799
Just keep going!
Slow down! Keep goin'!
572
00:46:43,866 --> 00:46:47,703
I can't see anything.
Neither can I.
573
00:46:47,770 --> 00:46:51,373
Watch out, man!
I gotta rest.
574
00:46:53,009 --> 00:46:55,077
Stop!
Me too.
575
00:46:59,048 --> 00:47:00,816
Stop it!
576
00:47:02,084 --> 00:47:04,586
Wait a minute! Look!
What?
577
00:47:04,654 --> 00:47:07,289
Looks like a cave or somethin'.
Follow me!
578
00:47:07,356 --> 00:47:10,926
Where?
Where? I can't see anything!
579
00:47:10,993 --> 00:47:13,395
Over here!
Go!
580
00:47:16,299 --> 00:47:20,036
Watch it!
Hey, man, I'm soaking wet! Move over!
581
00:47:20,102 --> 00:47:22,704
Shit, I found this place.
You move over. Shoulda brought a flashlight.
582
00:47:22,772 --> 00:47:24,974
I did.
What are you saving it for-- an emergency?
583
00:47:25,041 --> 00:47:30,146
There's gotta be
fungus in here. Lizards, spiders--
584
00:47:30,213 --> 00:47:33,216
Wait.
There's somethin' wrong with the batteries!
585
00:47:33,282 --> 00:47:36,018
Some of these matches
might still be dry. Get 'em lit then!
586
00:47:36,085 --> 00:47:38,887
What do you think
I'm tryin' to do?
587
00:47:38,955 --> 00:47:41,991
Christ, man, hurry!
Damn! Shit!
588
00:47:42,058 --> 00:47:44,927
Gimme these!
We gotta get 'em lit!
589
00:47:44,994 --> 00:47:48,197
Hey, George, calm down.
[ Screaming ] You got 'em wet!
590
00:47:48,264 --> 00:47:51,600
[ Screaming ]
Stop it! Stop it!
591
00:47:51,667 --> 00:47:54,036
Cut it out!
[ Sobbing ]
592
00:47:54,103 --> 00:47:56,271
I just wanna go home!
593
00:47:58,207 --> 00:48:00,842
Just take it easy.
Gimme that.
594
00:48:08,084 --> 00:48:10,086
[ Birds Chirping ]
595
00:48:26,602 --> 00:48:29,438
Listen, uh,
596
00:48:29,505 --> 00:48:33,442
I know I kinda
lost it last night.
597
00:48:33,509 --> 00:48:36,945
But I'm not normally
like that. I-- Hey,
598
00:48:37,013 --> 00:48:38,948
it's all right.
599
00:48:40,883 --> 00:48:42,818
Thanks.
600
00:48:45,021 --> 00:48:47,323
Look, uh, Alan,
601
00:48:49,225 --> 00:48:52,595
I'm sorry about your radio.
602
00:48:52,662 --> 00:48:56,065
I'll buy you another one,
all right? Forget it.
603
00:48:56,132 --> 00:48:58,934
You think
he'll come back? Who cares?
604
00:48:59,001 --> 00:49:00,836
"Who cares"?
How are we gonna get home?
605
00:49:00,903 --> 00:49:04,239
The only thing I care about
is that I haven't peed in two days.
606
00:49:04,307 --> 00:49:07,176
[ Chuckling ]
I second that.
607
00:49:07,243 --> 00:49:08,510
Wait up.
Right behind ya.
608
00:49:10,780 --> 00:49:15,751
[ Flies Unzipping ]
609
00:49:15,818 --> 00:49:17,452
Hey, bet you can't
hit that log.
610
00:49:17,520 --> 00:49:19,755
[ Sound Of Peeing ]
Go ahead.
611
00:49:22,892 --> 00:49:25,895
[ Imitates
Game-Show Buzzer ] [ All Laugh ]
612
00:49:25,962 --> 00:49:29,065
Now, watch this.
613
00:49:29,131 --> 00:49:32,601
[ George ]
Survey says... it's a dribble.
614
00:49:32,668 --> 00:49:34,603
Hey, hey, make room.
615
00:49:34,670 --> 00:49:36,938
For what?
For Tony the trouser tuna.
616
00:49:37,006 --> 00:49:39,575
[ Laughing ]
617
00:49:39,642 --> 00:49:42,645
It's almost comin' out.
Oh, no! Watch your shoes.
618
00:49:42,712 --> 00:49:46,615
[ Peeing Continues ]
619
00:49:46,682 --> 00:49:49,184
Whoo!
620
00:49:49,251 --> 00:49:51,319
That's amazing!
Piece of cake.
621
00:49:51,387 --> 00:49:53,856
That is incredible.
Nice projection!
622
00:49:53,923 --> 00:49:56,358
[ Chris ] Nice arc, Alan.
My friends call me "dickface."
623
00:49:56,425 --> 00:49:58,760
[ Chuckling ]
Dickface.
624
00:49:58,828 --> 00:50:02,598
You havin' fun, fellas?
625
00:50:02,665 --> 00:50:04,800
Vic! What's up?
It's Vic! What's happenin'?
626
00:50:04,867 --> 00:50:07,502
[ Chuckling ]
Hey, all right! Where you been?
627
00:50:07,570 --> 00:50:09,838
What's happenin'?
Where you been?
628
00:50:09,905 --> 00:50:12,707
- Oh, you know.
How'd it go? How'd it go? - Where were you?
629
00:50:12,775 --> 00:50:16,745
That's not important now.
What's important is that you guys made it on your own.
630
00:50:16,812 --> 00:50:18,680
- You survived!
- Right!
631
00:50:18,748 --> 00:50:21,016
Yeah!
I'm proud of you guys.
632
00:50:21,083 --> 00:50:27,022
- I really am,
'cause now you're ready. - Ready for what?
633
00:50:27,089 --> 00:50:28,190
Devil's Tooth.
634
00:50:38,634 --> 00:50:41,003
I've got a problem
right about now.
635
00:50:41,070 --> 00:50:43,305
I remember that Vic left us
in the pouring rain.
636
00:50:43,372 --> 00:50:46,908
George freaked out,
and Chris-- Well, let's just say he overreacted.
637
00:50:46,976 --> 00:50:51,447
So you tell me why I'm the only
one not jumping up and down when our fearless leader returns.
638
00:50:51,514 --> 00:50:54,917
Are we men, or are we--
639
00:50:54,984 --> 00:50:57,019
[ Bleats ]
640
00:50:57,086 --> 00:51:01,356
We know what Vic thought, but
here's one he didn't count on.
641
00:51:01,424 --> 00:51:04,760
♪ Sittin' on a mountain ♪
642
00:51:04,827 --> 00:51:06,862
♪ Lookin' at the sun ♪
643
00:51:11,567 --> 00:51:16,872
♪ Plastic fantastic
Lobster telephone ♪
644
00:51:20,676 --> 00:51:25,847
♪ Drive on, baby,
Through your electric night ♪
645
00:51:25,915 --> 00:51:30,953
♪ All the way, sister,
♪ In the taxi of light ♪
646
00:51:32,621 --> 00:51:38,026
♪ Cookin' in the kitchen
Insects on the bone ♪
647
00:51:42,331 --> 00:51:47,669
♪ Hazy lazy
Dream world drippin' on ♪
648
00:51:51,941 --> 00:51:57,680
♪ Somthin' on the radio
Drip, drip, drip all day ♪
649
00:52:01,250 --> 00:52:05,187
Now we go on line.
Make sure it stays locked.
650
00:52:09,492 --> 00:52:11,794
Secure?
[ Chris ] All right, guys.
651
00:52:11,861 --> 00:52:13,729
Remember what Vic said:
Keep some slack.
652
00:52:13,796 --> 00:52:15,831
Hey, why don't you just
worry about yourself?
653
00:52:15,898 --> 00:52:20,802
Mitch, that won't cut it.
We're on this line together.
654
00:52:20,870 --> 00:52:25,908
♪ Drive on, baby,
Through your electric night ♪
655
00:52:25,975 --> 00:52:30,579
♪ All the way, sister,
In the taxi of light ♪
656
00:52:30,646 --> 00:52:34,983
♪ The sunshine glows
But nobody knows ♪
657
00:52:35,050 --> 00:52:42,190
♪ The nighttime's gone
Keep driving on, yeah ♪
658
00:52:42,258 --> 00:52:48,030
♪ Aphrodisiac jacket
Napoleon machine gun ♪
659
00:52:51,901 --> 00:52:55,971
♪ Livin' on the subway
Yeah, yeah ♪
660
00:52:56,038 --> 00:52:59,875
♪ From dusk till dawn ♪
661
00:52:59,942 --> 00:53:01,743
♪ Yeah ♪
662
00:53:05,948 --> 00:53:09,284
♪ Push, baby
Push, push, push, yeah ♪
663
00:53:11,287 --> 00:53:14,323
♪ Push, baby
Push, push, push, yeah ♪
664
00:53:15,925 --> 00:53:19,194
♪ Push, baby
push, push, push, yeah ♪
665
00:53:20,763 --> 00:53:25,567
♪ Push, baby
Push, baby, yeah ♪
666
00:53:35,778 --> 00:53:38,013
Jesus.
667
00:54:01,537 --> 00:54:03,505
Looks like we've
run out of road.
668
00:54:10,045 --> 00:54:12,480
Okay, Chris,
I'm gonna need your help. Sure.
669
00:54:12,548 --> 00:54:14,616
Hold this.
670
00:54:21,390 --> 00:54:25,327
He just changed his shoes.
Now he's putting weird things in the rocks.
671
00:54:25,394 --> 00:54:28,797
What do you think it means?
I thinit means we're in deep shit.
672
00:54:28,864 --> 00:54:30,765
- [ Vic ]
On belay. - Belay on.
673
00:54:48,884 --> 00:54:51,553
What's happening?
Where is he? He's workin'.
674
00:54:51,620 --> 00:54:54,456
- What happens if he falls?He a.
675
00:55:08,370 --> 00:55:13,308
Christ, where is he?
I wish I knew where he was. I don't.
676
00:55:34,196 --> 00:55:35,497
All right!
677
00:55:40,402 --> 00:55:43,138
Did he make it?
Of course he made it.
678
00:55:45,441 --> 00:55:47,609
- Okay, I'm gonna set a pivot.
- Okay!
679
00:55:47,676 --> 00:55:51,946
Uh, w-we don't do it
that way, do we? No, we're gonna pendulum across.
680
00:55:52,014 --> 00:55:55,017
What the hell is that?
You'll see.
681
00:56:10,332 --> 00:56:14,169
- Chris, keep me on tension.
- All right.
682
00:56:35,791 --> 00:56:39,294
All right!
Hey, it's nice to have you back.
683
00:56:39,361 --> 00:56:43,698
You got me? Here goes.
Yeah.
684
00:56:43,766 --> 00:56:46,502
[ George ]
Damn! Jesus! [ Chris ] Whoa!
685
00:56:46,568 --> 00:56:48,870
[ Mitch ] What happened?
What happened? [ Alan ] I don't know.
686
00:56:48,937 --> 00:56:53,474
All right, now, just keep me on
belay, and I'm gonna anchor in.
687
00:56:53,542 --> 00:56:55,577
Is that what you meant?
Yep.
688
00:56:58,981 --> 00:57:01,650
- Okay. You ready, Chris?
- Ready.
689
00:57:01,717 --> 00:57:05,620
Okay, now, just remember:
Drop way off the rocks so you get a good swing on the rope.
690
00:57:05,687 --> 00:57:08,423
- Right. Here I come.
- Okay.
691
00:57:14,730 --> 00:57:17,399
All right. Way to go.
I did it!
692
00:57:17,466 --> 00:57:20,101
George, you'll love it!
It's great!
693
00:57:21,103 --> 00:57:24,773
Okay, George, you're up!
694
00:57:24,840 --> 00:57:26,875
- Got it.
- All right!
695
00:57:26,942 --> 00:57:29,377
[ Chris ]
It's great! You're gonna love it!
696
00:57:29,445 --> 00:57:31,447
[ Vic ]
Make sure your carabiner's locked.
697
00:57:31,513 --> 00:57:33,581
Put the sling
over your shoulder.
698
00:57:33,649 --> 00:57:36,985
Guess this is supposed
to make me safe, huh? Guess so.
699
00:57:37,052 --> 00:57:39,621
- Here I come.
- You know what to do.
700
00:57:45,093 --> 00:57:48,529
All right!
Yeah, you did. I did it!
701
00:57:48,597 --> 00:57:52,734
I'm scared, Mitch.
Me too.
702
00:57:52,801 --> 00:57:56,037
No, I'm scared
Vic's gonna hurt me. Next victim!
703
00:57:56,104 --> 00:57:58,940
That's you, Mitch!
All right, we're rollin'!
704
00:57:59,007 --> 00:58:01,476
Let's go!
Nice catch, Mitch.
705
00:58:01,543 --> 00:58:03,878
[ Whooping ]
706
00:58:03,946 --> 00:58:08,016
[ Vic ] Same thing, Mitch.
Make sure you're locked, and don't forget the sling.
707
00:58:08,083 --> 00:58:10,618
You're gonna love it, Mitch!
Ready.
708
00:58:10,686 --> 00:58:13,889
Okay, Mitch.
Get a good kick off the rock.
709
00:58:15,224 --> 00:58:19,094
[ Yelling ]
710
00:58:19,161 --> 00:58:21,062
- Whoa!
- [ Chattering ]
711
00:58:21,129 --> 00:58:24,499
All right!
Hey, Alan, man, there's nothin' to it!
712
00:58:24,566 --> 00:58:26,568
Really, man, honest!
Nothin' to it!
713
00:58:26,635 --> 00:58:29,237
It was hot, huh?
[ Chattering ]
714
00:58:31,507 --> 00:58:34,710
You don't have to
do a thing, Alan.
715
00:58:34,776 --> 00:58:37,011
- Just trust me.
- Yeah, right.
716
00:58:39,715 --> 00:58:41,683
Nice grab.
All right.
717
00:58:44,086 --> 00:58:47,189
[ Chris ] You're really
gonna like it, Alan! [ George ] Move it, man!
718
00:58:47,256 --> 00:58:51,293
- Okay, you ready?
- Oh, Christ. Oh, God.
719
00:58:51,360 --> 00:58:54,529
Alan, what's wrong?
It's great, man! Do it!
720
00:58:54,596 --> 00:58:56,598
Really!
It's honestly great!
721
00:58:56,665 --> 00:58:59,801
[ Vic ] Okay. Come on, Alan.
I know you're afraid. That's nothing to be ashamed of.
722
00:58:59,868 --> 00:59:02,103
- I'm not afraid.
- You can do it.
723
00:59:02,170 --> 00:59:04,038
I can't.
I know you can.
724
00:59:04,106 --> 00:59:06,441
Come on, come on!
Trust yourself!
725
00:59:06,508 --> 00:59:10,778
- Come on! Do it, man!
- [ Vic ] Alan, there's no other way. You gotta do it.
726
00:59:10,846 --> 00:59:13,348
- You gotta do it, Alan!
- Do it, will ya?
727
00:59:13,415 --> 00:59:15,583
- Vic... please.
- Alan, do it!
728
00:59:15,651 --> 00:59:18,787
- Do it!
Goddamn it, do it! - Whoa, Vic!
729
00:59:18,854 --> 00:59:22,224
- Vic, help!
- Vic, do somethin'!
730
00:59:22,291 --> 00:59:24,960
Grab somethin', Vic!
Hang on, Alan!
731
00:59:25,027 --> 00:59:27,662
Vic, what are you gonna do?
It's all right. I got him on belay.
732
00:59:27,729 --> 00:59:30,565
Yeah, but--
It's all right. I got him.
733
00:59:30,632 --> 00:59:33,901
Vic, please.
Pull me up, please. It's okay, Alan.
734
00:59:33,969 --> 00:59:36,771
Now, just relax.
Come on. It's okay. Help, Vic.
735
00:59:36,838 --> 00:59:40,141
Now, can you
get a foothold? Uh, no, I can't.
736
00:59:40,208 --> 00:59:43,344
Try. Try.
Get a foothold...
737
00:59:43,412 --> 00:59:46,748
and ju push yourself
off from the rock. I can't do it, Vic.
738
00:59:46,815 --> 00:59:49,484
I can't do it.
Try. You gotta try a little harder.
739
00:59:49,551 --> 00:59:52,554
Help me, Vic.
Why don't you go get him? Swing over!
740
00:59:52,621 --> 00:59:56,391
No! No, not that way.
Alan, I know you can do this.
741
00:59:56,458 --> 00:59:59,461
- I can't!
- I got you anchored. You're not gonna fall.
742
00:59:59,528 --> 01:00:03,565
- Oh, Jesus, Vic.
I can't do this. - You can... if you try.
743
01:00:03,632 --> 01:00:06,267
For Christ's sake, Vic,
I can't do it!
744
01:00:06,335 --> 01:00:09,771
- Don't you understand?
I can't do it! - Then that's where you'll stay.
745
01:00:09,838 --> 01:00:13,074
- What?
- Vic! - What do you mean?
746
01:00:13,141 --> 01:00:16,711
What are you doing?
You can't just leave him there. You can't just let him hang.
747
01:00:16,778 --> 01:00:19,747
- Alan, we'll meet you
down below. - Vic, where are you going?
748
01:00:19,815 --> 01:00:21,950
He said he couldn't do it!
[ All Shouting ]
749
01:00:22,017 --> 01:00:24,786
Vic, the guy is
scared to death! You can't leave him hanging!
750
01:00:24,853 --> 01:00:28,356
- Vic, come back!
You can't just leave me here! - You can't! You're crazy!
751
01:00:28,423 --> 01:00:30,091
What if he falls?
He could die out there!
752
01:00:30,158 --> 01:00:33,394
Vic, please!
Mitch. George.
753
01:00:33,462 --> 01:00:36,364
Mitch. Vic!
Come on.
754
01:00:36,431 --> 01:00:38,566
Where you goin'? Vic!
755
01:00:38,634 --> 01:00:42,404
I'm telling the truth, Vic.
I'm scared. Mitch. Move it!
756
01:00:42,471 --> 01:00:44,406
Don't leave without me.
Please. No!
757
01:00:44,473 --> 01:00:46,408
Don't leave, Mitch!
758
01:00:49,578 --> 01:00:51,646
[ Vic ]
Let's go!
759
01:01:01,556 --> 01:01:04,592
Vic, you're not just gonna
leave him there, are you? Yeah, I am.
760
01:01:04,660 --> 01:01:07,295
For how long?
It's up to Alan.
761
01:01:07,362 --> 01:01:09,530
But, Vic, h-he's scared.
He can't just--
762
01:01:09,598 --> 01:01:12,133
He can... if he tries.
763
01:01:12,200 --> 01:01:15,870
What if he doesn't try, huh?
Come on, Vic. Can't you just get him down this once?
764
01:01:15,937 --> 01:01:19,607
Well, someday I'm not gonna
be there to get him down. Then what's he gonna do?
765
01:01:19,675 --> 01:01:25,380
Why are you doin' this?
I am not doin' anything. Alan is doin' this to himself.
766
01:01:25,447 --> 01:01:28,383
Now, is that a problem
for you, Chris?
767
01:01:30,719 --> 01:01:33,288
Yeah, it is a problem.
768
01:01:33,355 --> 01:01:35,290
I'm goin' back.
769
01:01:42,731 --> 01:01:46,034
This is not
acceptable behavior.
770
01:01:46,101 --> 01:01:47,869
[ Gasping ]
Is that clear?
771
01:02:21,369 --> 01:02:26,240
[ Clears Throat ]
We'll camp here for the night. Okay with you guys?
772
01:02:46,528 --> 01:02:49,931
[ Grunting ]
773
01:03:05,380 --> 01:03:07,315
[ Panting ]
774
01:04:27,262 --> 01:04:29,631
[ Panting ]
775
01:04:37,239 --> 01:04:40,408
All right. Do it.
776
01:04:46,848 --> 01:04:49,050
[ Grunting ]
777
01:05:03,431 --> 01:05:05,666
[ Panting ]
778
01:05:19,614 --> 01:05:23,884
The way I figure it,
we won't go back to the old campsite downstream.
779
01:05:23,952 --> 01:05:26,754
No, we'll go north.
We'll follow the great bear.
780
01:05:26,821 --> 01:05:30,391
You were wrong--
what you did to Alan, Vic. He's right, man.
781
01:05:30,458 --> 01:05:34,228
You must be crazy,
leaving him up there. No.
782
01:05:34,296 --> 01:05:36,364
Yeah. Yeah, we'll go north.
783
01:05:36,431 --> 01:05:38,499
- Vic, I don't know why
you're doing this, but-- - What's that?
784
01:05:38,566 --> 01:05:40,067
Shh!
785
01:05:46,141 --> 01:05:49,744
It's Alan! You did it!
Son of a bitch.
786
01:05:49,811 --> 01:05:51,679
You did it, man!
Way to go, Alan! You did it!
787
01:05:51,746 --> 01:05:54,882
You made it! All right!
Way to go, man!
788
01:05:54,950 --> 01:05:58,920
All right! Way to go!
Are you all right? I don't believe it!
789
01:05:58,987 --> 01:06:01,656
[ Laughing ]
I knew you could-- I'm goin' home.
790
01:06:01,723 --> 01:06:06,060
Wait. Well, you can't.
You don't understand. Don't you see? You did great!
791
01:06:06,127 --> 01:06:08,195
I knew you would.
Don't you see that?
792
01:06:08,263 --> 01:06:10,898
We're all together again.
Come on, we did it! Yeah, I did it.
793
01:06:10,966 --> 01:06:13,768
Fuck you. I could have died.
He's right, man.
794
01:06:15,103 --> 01:06:18,005
Alan--
Alan, you don't understand.
795
01:06:18,073 --> 01:06:20,375
None of that matters now.
Look at you!
796
01:06:20,442 --> 01:06:24,679
Look at what you did.
You made it! I-I did that for you.
797
01:06:24,746 --> 01:06:27,815
I'm goin' home.
Me too, Vic. You gotta take us home.
798
01:06:27,882 --> 01:06:31,252
We wanna go home!
What's the matter with you? You don't want to miss tomorrow.
799
01:06:31,319 --> 01:06:35,122
Come on! We're goin' north!
I can show you wolves up there. I can show you mountain lion--
800
01:06:35,190 --> 01:06:37,759
Bye, Vic.
801
01:06:37,826 --> 01:06:40,461
Alan, wait.
Wait! Wait.
802
01:06:40,528 --> 01:06:42,963
Where you gonna go?
It's gonna get dark.
803
01:06:43,031 --> 01:06:45,099
You need me, guys. You'll never
get down the mountain by yourselves.
804
01:06:45,166 --> 01:06:46,967
I don't care.
I'm goin' home. No, you're not!
805
01:06:47,035 --> 01:06:50,405
I'm responsible for you guys.
We're goin' home, Vic!
806
01:06:55,677 --> 01:06:58,780
[ Chuckles ]
Chris--
807
01:06:58,847 --> 01:07:01,149
You can't. You can't.
You understand? You can't leave.
808
01:07:02,617 --> 01:07:04,885
You can't leave.
809
01:07:04,953 --> 01:07:07,188
Chris. Chris,
what are you doin'? Go. Get outta here.
810
01:07:07,255 --> 01:07:09,257
Go!
Don't leave.
811
01:07:09,324 --> 01:07:11,926
You can't leave.
We're a team. Do you hear me?
812
01:07:15,330 --> 01:07:17,398
You can't leave me.
813
01:07:45,794 --> 01:07:49,197
We've been walkin' for hours.
It's 'cause we've been walking in circles.
814
01:07:51,599 --> 01:07:54,668
[ Bird Calls Eerily ]
815
01:07:58,139 --> 01:08:00,941
It's too dark.
We gotta camp.
816
01:08:01,009 --> 01:08:03,511
I think I like that plan.
Yeah.
817
01:08:23,998 --> 01:08:26,233
Think we'll ever
get outta here?
818
01:08:28,870 --> 01:08:33,374
Chris?
I can't believe Vic did this.
819
01:08:33,441 --> 01:08:36,844
How could he?
How could he do this?
820
01:08:39,948 --> 01:08:43,952
[ Woman ]
♪ In the quiet of the evening ♪
821
01:08:47,388 --> 01:08:51,058
♪ Where the deep
blue waters run ♪
822
01:08:54,662 --> 01:08:59,266
♪ Paradise is casting shadows ♪
823
01:09:02,036 --> 01:09:06,040
♪ On the heart
of her own son ♪
824
01:09:09,377 --> 01:09:13,581
♪ Since the fatherland
of Eden ♪
825
01:09:16,885 --> 01:09:20,288
♪ Where we roamed
cathedral woods ♪
826
01:09:24,192 --> 01:09:28,796
♪ We have fought
the lonely silence ♪
827
01:09:31,699 --> 01:09:35,202
♪ Learned to live
misunderstood ♪
828
01:09:37,205 --> 01:09:40,775
Look. Yeah.
♪ Oh-oh, oh-oh ♪
829
01:09:40,842 --> 01:09:42,777
♪ Paradise ♪
830
01:09:42,844 --> 01:09:45,213
I told ya I'd find it.
831
01:09:45,280 --> 01:09:49,984
♪ Oh, all alone
in paradise ♪ [ Laughing ]
832
01:09:51,719 --> 01:09:55,089
We did it. The canoe--
We actually found the canoe!
833
01:09:55,156 --> 01:09:57,224
You did it, Alan!
All right!
834
01:09:57,292 --> 01:10:01,229
We made it! All right!
Yeah! Awesome!
835
01:10:01,296 --> 01:10:05,767
Let's get this mother home!
All right, we're homeward bound. Yeah!
836
01:10:07,802 --> 01:10:11,005
Yeah.
Yeah! All right!
837
01:10:11,072 --> 01:10:13,707
Yeah!
All right, that's it!
838
01:10:13,775 --> 01:10:17,812
This thing is over now!
Nobody is going anywhere.
839
01:10:17,879 --> 01:10:20,348
Vic, please,
leave us alone! No!
840
01:10:20,415 --> 01:10:24,519
Look, you are not leaving.
Damn it, Vic, we're goin' home, all right?
841
01:10:24,586 --> 01:10:29,324
No, you're not!
You are not going home. I am not gonna let you.
842
01:10:29,390 --> 01:10:31,625
[ Grunts ]
Leave him alone!
843
01:10:31,693 --> 01:10:36,364
Vic!
Stop, Vic!
844
01:10:37,865 --> 01:10:40,901
- Stop!
- I'm gonna kill you, Vic!
845
01:10:40,969 --> 01:10:43,805
- Chris! What are you doing?
- Stay away from us!
846
01:10:43,871 --> 01:10:47,908
- I'm gonna kill you!
- Chris, stop! Stop it, Chris!
847
01:10:50,044 --> 01:10:52,379
No! Let go!
Give me that!
848
01:10:54,716 --> 01:10:57,351
- Son of a bitch!
- [ Groans ]
849
01:10:58,886 --> 01:11:00,387
Jesus!
Oh, my God!
850
01:11:14,068 --> 01:11:17,805
[ Bone Crunches ]
[ Screams ]
851
01:11:21,209 --> 01:11:24,245
[ Panting, Whimpering ]
852
01:11:47,969 --> 01:11:50,104
All right, good.
More slack.
853
01:11:51,172 --> 01:11:53,774
All right, good.
Hold it.
854
01:11:53,841 --> 01:11:55,142
That's good.
855
01:11:57,345 --> 01:11:59,680
Put some
in that pocket there. There you go, guys.
856
01:11:59,747 --> 01:12:02,182
I'm tellin' ya,
this is never gonna work. Yes, it will.
857
01:12:02,250 --> 01:12:04,318
Shut up and get
the other pack.
858
01:12:06,054 --> 01:12:09,791
Okay, you got it?
Okay. Get it around you!
859
01:12:14,095 --> 01:12:17,298
Put the rope
underneath your arms.
860
01:12:22,704 --> 01:12:26,040
Come on, come on.
Hurry up, you guys.
861
01:12:26,107 --> 01:12:28,476
All right.
Good and tight.
862
01:12:32,313 --> 01:12:34,481
[ Alan ]
Hurry up, Vic!
863
01:12:36,384 --> 01:12:38,919
Okay. Good.
Now, hold on, Vic. Let's go.
864
01:12:38,986 --> 01:12:41,488
All right.
[ Grunting ]
865
01:12:48,730 --> 01:12:50,498
You okay?
866
01:13:00,007 --> 01:13:02,509
[ Grunting ]
Help me, George.
867
01:13:14,322 --> 01:13:16,991
[ Alan ]
Easy, easy!
868
01:13:23,765 --> 01:13:26,000
[ Grunting ]
He's almost here.
869
01:13:26,067 --> 01:13:28,869
Hold on, man.
You're all right.
870
01:13:32,507 --> 01:13:34,609
[ Panting ]
871
01:13:34,675 --> 01:13:36,977
[ Grunting ]
872
01:13:37,044 --> 01:13:40,047
He's almost here.
Here, hold me. Hold me.
873
01:13:40,114 --> 01:13:42,049
Okay. That's all right.
874
01:13:44,085 --> 01:13:48,456
Gimme your hand.
Gimme your hand! Okay.
875
01:13:53,561 --> 01:13:55,663
I got him. Got him!
876
01:13:55,730 --> 01:13:58,265
[ Panting ]
877
01:14:00,234 --> 01:14:03,470
Easy. Right here.
Here.
878
01:14:06,274 --> 01:14:08,576
I'll get
the first-aid stuff. Hurry.
879
01:14:10,144 --> 01:14:12,479
Oh, jeez,
he looks awful. Yeah.
880
01:14:12,547 --> 01:14:14,815
I'd better stay with him while
you guys go downriver for help.
881
01:14:14,882 --> 01:14:17,184
No, we'll just leave him here
and send help back for him.
882
01:14:17,251 --> 01:14:20,354
- Somebody's gotta
stay with him. - Alan, he left you!
883
01:14:20,421 --> 01:14:22,489
I don't care. It's not the same
thing. He's hurt.
884
01:14:22,557 --> 01:14:25,359
- How the hell are we gonna
find the ranger station? - You'll find it.
885
01:14:25,426 --> 01:14:27,528
You figure the river'll
lead us down?
886
01:14:27,595 --> 01:14:31,298
Yeah. Just remember to keep
the sun at your left.
887
01:14:31,365 --> 01:14:35,969
All right.
We'll get someone here as soon as we can.
888
01:14:36,037 --> 01:14:38,606
Put that over him.
889
01:14:44,078 --> 01:14:48,048
All you have to do is
hike downstream. You'll reach the ranger station by tomorrow.
890
01:14:48,115 --> 01:14:50,450
Sure you'll be all right?
891
01:14:50,518 --> 01:14:53,487
Yeah, I'm sure.
We're outta here.
892
01:14:54,555 --> 01:14:56,490
Good luck, Alan, huh?
893
01:15:03,531 --> 01:15:06,967
See ya soon,
all right? Yeah. Bye.
894
01:15:19,080 --> 01:15:21,582
[ Clears Throat ]
895
01:15:42,003 --> 01:15:44,071
The others went for help.
896
01:15:50,811 --> 01:15:54,614
You know,
that thing you rigged-- it saved my life.
897
01:15:56,217 --> 01:15:59,553
Thanks.
Thanks a lot.
898
01:16:04,425 --> 01:16:07,694
Makin' fire.
Yeah.
899
01:16:09,196 --> 01:16:11,231
How come you're
doin' it that way?
900
01:16:11,299 --> 01:16:16,203
I thought you hated
all that stuff. We sort of lost the matches.
901
01:16:34,255 --> 01:16:36,223
[ Pained Breathing ]
902
01:16:37,725 --> 01:16:41,729
[ Laughs ]
This wasn't on the itinerary.
903
01:16:41,796 --> 01:16:44,198
At first light,
we're takin' the river.
904
01:16:47,168 --> 01:16:49,236
I thought you said
help was comin'.
905
01:16:51,005 --> 01:16:52,740
Change of plans.
906
01:16:54,609 --> 01:16:59,080
Alan, you can't
take the canoe.
907
01:16:59,146 --> 01:17:03,550
It's too dangerous.
Y-You don't know how to--
908
01:17:03,618 --> 01:17:07,288
We'll just
wait here for help. We can't.
909
01:17:07,355 --> 01:17:11,392
Your leg is broken.
You're losin' a ton of blood.
910
01:17:21,268 --> 01:17:23,069
[ Sighs ]
911
01:17:41,656 --> 01:17:43,791
I'll do whatever I can
to help.
912
01:20:34,829 --> 01:20:37,331
[ Gasps ]
913
01:21:14,735 --> 01:21:17,003
Vic!
914
01:21:17,805 --> 01:21:19,239
Vic!
915
01:21:32,019 --> 01:21:34,021
Vic!
916
01:21:34,889 --> 01:21:36,991
[ Coughing ]
917
01:21:51,805 --> 01:21:55,341
Don't worry, Vic.
You're comin' around!
918
01:21:59,246 --> 01:22:03,750
You're comin'!
Reach out! I got you! Put out your arm! Grab!
919
01:22:04,985 --> 01:22:08,655
Reach! Grab my hand!
920
01:22:13,794 --> 01:22:17,197
Hold on. You got it.
You got it.
921
01:22:17,264 --> 01:22:19,766
[ Grunting ]
Pull. Pull.
922
01:22:30,577 --> 01:22:33,880
Hell of a ride, huh?
923
01:22:33,948 --> 01:22:37,051
Remind me to put it
on the tour next year.
924
01:22:37,952 --> 01:22:39,687
How's your leg?
925
01:22:40,921 --> 01:22:43,657
It's been numb
most of the way.
926
01:22:51,498 --> 01:22:52,966
Oh, man.
927
01:22:55,135 --> 01:22:57,837
What you did back there--
that was brave.
928
01:22:57,905 --> 01:23:01,975
It took guts.
I didn't do this 'cause I wanted to.
929
01:23:02,042 --> 01:23:04,978
It wasn't fun,
and I wouldn't do it again.
930
01:23:05,045 --> 01:23:07,080
I mean, what's the point?
We didn't make it anyway.
931
01:23:07,147 --> 01:23:10,617
The point is,
you made it down that river.
932
01:23:10,684 --> 01:23:15,121
I was trying to get you
to a doctor. I don't give a shit about the river.
933
01:23:17,291 --> 01:23:21,962
You...
are the most stubborn... son of a bitch!
934
01:23:22,796 --> 01:23:25,064
Except maybe for you.
935
01:23:34,775 --> 01:23:38,445
How did your father
ever talk you into comin' this summer?
936
01:23:40,447 --> 01:23:45,118
I was young.
It won't happen again.
937
01:24:00,100 --> 01:24:03,736
Alan, it's our ride home!
We made it! Whoo!
938
01:24:03,804 --> 01:24:06,173
Yeah! Yeah!
Whoo!
939
01:24:06,240 --> 01:24:09,309
Hey, we're here!
Hey! Whoo!
940
01:24:09,376 --> 01:24:11,678
♪ Runnin' outta self-control ♪
941
01:24:11,745 --> 01:24:15,115
♪ Gettin' close
to an overload ♪
942
01:24:15,182 --> 01:24:18,785
♪ Up against
a no-win situation ♪ Whoa, whoa. Wait a minute.
943
01:24:18,852 --> 01:24:21,421
♪ [ Stops ]
You hear music, you see credits, you think it's over?
944
01:24:21,488 --> 01:24:25,058
I gotta tell you what happened
to Chris, Mitch and George.
945
01:24:25,125 --> 01:24:28,495
They made it
to the ranger station, grumbling somethin' about bad directions.
946
01:24:28,562 --> 01:24:32,599
What did I know?
I was in charge. I had to say something.
947
01:24:32,666 --> 01:24:35,335
[ Sighs ]
I made my peace with Vic,
948
01:24:35,402 --> 01:24:37,303
and I learned somethin' too:
949
01:24:37,371 --> 01:24:40,307
Everybody needs
a time of isolation,
950
01:24:40,374 --> 01:24:42,409
time to be one with nature.
951
01:24:42,476 --> 01:24:47,280
So, every year I come
to these woods to contemplate my place in the universe,
952
01:24:47,347 --> 01:24:49,182
fish, to live off the land.
953
01:24:49,249 --> 01:24:52,285
[ Alan Narrates ]
I know what you're thinking:
954
01:24:52,352 --> 01:24:54,253
I've lost my mind.
955
01:24:54,321 --> 01:24:58,358
After all this--
the bridge, the cliff,
956
01:24:58,425 --> 01:25:02,262
the group pee,
the boat over the waterfall--
957
01:25:02,329 --> 01:25:05,765
and now
I come back to the woods?
958
01:25:05,833 --> 01:25:08,101
Not this puppy.
959
01:25:08,168 --> 01:25:11,271
♪ Runnin' outta self-control ♪
960
01:25:11,338 --> 01:25:14,274
♪ Gettin' close
to an overload ♪
961
01:25:14,341 --> 01:25:18,244
♪ Up against
a no-win situation ♪
962
01:25:20,481 --> 01:25:23,717
♪ Shoulder to shoulder
push and shove ♪
963
01:25:23,784 --> 01:25:27,087
♪ I'm hangin' up
my boxing gloves ♪
964
01:25:27,154 --> 01:25:32,292
♪ I'm heading for
a long vacation ♪
965
01:25:32,359 --> 01:25:34,294
♪ Yeah ♪
966
01:25:34,361 --> 01:25:37,364
♪ Be good to yourself ♪
♪ You be good to yourself ♪
967
01:25:37,431 --> 01:25:41,635
♪ When nobody else will ♪
♪ When nobody else will ♪
968
01:25:41,702 --> 01:25:44,805
♪ Oh, be good to yourself ♪
969
01:25:47,441 --> 01:25:50,744
♪ You're walkin' a high wire ♪
♪ You're walkin' a high wire ♪
970
01:25:50,811 --> 01:25:54,581
♪ Caught in a cross fire ♪
♪ Caught in a cross fire ♪
971
01:25:54,648 --> 01:25:58,618
♪ Oh, be good to yourself ♪
972
01:26:00,020 --> 01:26:02,489
♪ When you can't give no more ♪
973
01:26:02,556 --> 01:26:05,592
♪ They want it all
but you gotta say no ♪
974
01:26:05,659 --> 01:26:10,196
♪ I'm tellin' off the boss
that makes me crazy ♪
975
01:26:12,432 --> 01:26:15,368
♪ You'll keep up
with no regrets ♪
976
01:26:15,435 --> 01:26:18,538
♪ To forgive is to forget ♪
977
01:26:18,605 --> 01:26:23,209
♪ I want a little
peace of mind to turn to ♪
978
01:26:26,280 --> 01:26:28,782
♪ Be good to yourself ♪
♪ You be good to yourself ♪
979
01:26:28,849 --> 01:26:33,420
♪ When nobody else will ♪
♪ When nobody else will ♪
980
01:26:33,487 --> 01:26:36,423
♪ Oh, be good to yourself ♪
981
01:26:36,490 --> 01:26:38,825
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
982
01:26:38,892 --> 01:26:42,295
♪ You're walkin' a high wire ♪
♪ You're walkin' a high wire ♪
983
01:26:42,362 --> 01:26:46,165
♪ Caught in a cross fire ♪
♪ Caught in a cross fire ♪
984
01:26:46,233 --> 01:26:49,836
♪ Oh, be good to yourself ♪
985
01:27:04,284 --> 01:27:07,387
♪ Runnin' outta self-control ♪
986
01:27:07,454 --> 01:27:10,423
♪ Gettin' close
to an overload ♪
987
01:27:10,490 --> 01:27:14,360
♪ Up against
a no-win situation ♪
988
01:27:16,597 --> 01:27:19,800
♪ Shoulder to shoulder
push and shove ♪
989
01:27:19,866 --> 01:27:23,236
♪ I'm hangin' up
my boxing gloves ♪
990
01:27:23,303 --> 01:27:27,373
♪ I'm headed for
a long vacation ♪
991
01:27:28,508 --> 01:27:30,510
♪ Yeah ♪
992
01:27:30,577 --> 01:27:33,446
♪ Be good to yourself ♪
♪ You be good to yourself ♪
993
01:27:33,513 --> 01:27:37,683
♪ When nobody else will ♪
♪ When nobody else will ♪
994
01:27:37,751 --> 01:27:41,221
♪ Oh, be good to yourself ♪
995
01:27:41,288 --> 01:27:43,623
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
996
01:27:43,690 --> 01:27:46,859
♪ You're walkin' a high wire ♪
♪ You're walkin' a high wire ♪
997
01:27:46,927 --> 01:27:50,597
♪ Caught in a cross fire ♪
♪ Caught in a cross fire ♪
998
01:27:50,664 --> 01:27:54,401
♪ Oh, be good to yourself ♪
999
01:28:07,414 --> 01:28:10,917
♪ Be good ♪
♪ Good to yourself ♪
1000
01:28:10,984 --> 01:28:16,522
♪ When nobody else will ♪
1001
01:28:16,590 --> 01:28:21,394
♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh ♪