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♪ I've got a pretty girl
that loves me a lot ♪
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♪ Don't got a damn plane
or a car that's real hot ♪
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♪ Got a fine pad with stereo ♪
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♪ I don't do well at
the school where I go ♪
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{\an8}♪ Go go go go ♪
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{\an8}♪ But I'm happy ♪
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{\an8}♪ I'm happy that world is upside down ♪
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{\an8}♪ Happy that we made it
through another day ♪
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{\an8}♪ When I pick up the phone ♪
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{\an8}♪ I still remember what to say ♪
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{\an8}♪ I'm happy that my brain
still lives inside my head ♪
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{\an8}♪ Most of all I think I'm
hap hap hap hap happy ♪
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{\an8}♪ Happy that it's any day ♪
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{\an8}♪ I'm happy ♪
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{\an8}♪ Wide open paper I saw the news ♪
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{\an8}♪ All those people out
there singing the blues ♪
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{\an8}♪ They get excited ♪
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{\an8}♪ Why don't they just relax ♪
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{\an8}♪ All they gotta do is kick back ♪
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{\an8}♪ The back the back and be happy ♪
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{\an8}♪ Happy that the whole
thing is ready to blow ♪
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{\an8}♪ I'm happy that we made
it through another day ♪
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{\an8}♪ When I pick up the phone ♪
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{\an8}♪ I still remember what to say ♪
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{\an8}♪ I'm happy that my brain
still lives inside my head ♪
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{\an8}♪ Most of all I think I'm
hap hap hap hap hap happy ♪
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{\an8}♪ That I ain't dead ♪
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{\an8}♪ I ain't dead ♪
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- Wondermutt, go get Bob!
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(dog barking)
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{\an8}Hey guys!
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{\an8}You all got your grade cards, right?
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{\an8}Okay.
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{\an8}What have we learned this year?
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{\an8}Teamwork.
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{\an8}Sportsmanship.
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{\an8}How your friends look naked.
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{\an8}(kids laughing)
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{\an8}You'll notice your
grade cards are blank.
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{\an8}Now who better to evaluate
a student's progress
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{\an8}than the student himself?
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{\an8}(kids cheering)
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{\an8}- Good morning, young people.
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{\an8}Vice-principal Gills has some
words for you, Mr. Gills.
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{\an8}- Thank you, principal Kelban.
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Well, well,
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I suppose that you all remember
the English skills test
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you took last month.
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- [Kids] No, no.
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- I had English?
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- Is that the dot-to-dot puzzle?
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- Yeah, that was it, yeah.
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No, don't remember.
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- Not surprised.
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All of you failed.
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(students moaning)
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However, in accordance with
the district's new policies
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on minimum academic proficiencies
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you will all have the
opportunity to retake the exam.
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- Oh joy, I have a boner now.
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(kids cheering)
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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- I'm all packed, are you ready?
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- One minute to go.
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- Your parents have all been notified
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that you'll be retested
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after completing the mandatory
course in remedial English
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in summer school.
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- What?
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- What, we just finished
a whole semester of school
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and we gotta go to summer school?
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- Crazy, I ain't going to summer school.
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- My grandmother's gonna kill me!
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{\an8}- [Kids] 20, 19, 18, 17,
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{\an8}16, 15, 14, 13, 12, 11,
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{\an8}10, nine, eight, seven
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{\an8}six, five, four three, two one.
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{\an8}(bell ringing)
(students cheering)
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{\an8}(upbeat pop music)
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{\an8}♪ Picked up the paper I saw the news ♪
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{\an8}♪ All those people out
there singing the blues ♪
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{\an8}♪ They get excited ♪
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{\an8}♪ Why don't they just relax ♪
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{\an8}♪ All they gotta do is
kick back, kick back ♪
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{\an8}♪ And be happy ♪
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- I won, I won!
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I, I, I, won, I won!
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{\an8}- Gills, Kelban, I did it, I did it.
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Look at this puppy.
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50,000 big ones.
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Know what this means?
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No summer school.
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- Wait a minute.
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You gave me your word.
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- That was the old word.
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My new one is "money".
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- A man of your integrity
would let a mere 50 grand
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weaken his commitment to education?
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I have seen lesser men win
millions in the lottery,
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go right back to busing tables.
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- They're freaking morons!
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(chuckling)
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Let me out of here!
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Let me out of here!
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- Don't look at me.
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You're in charge of summer school.
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(upbeat pop music)
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- May I speak with you for a minute?
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- [Man] What can I do for you?
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- I need you to teach summer school.
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Deera Dorian just quit.
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- Now didn't you teach remedial English?
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- Well yes...
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Wait up!
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By the way...
(tires screeching)
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Mary!
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(indistinct shouting)
(wheels screeching)
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- Kim, get in the car.
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It's okay, I'll meet you at the airport.
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I'll get a cab.
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Take Wondermutt with you.
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(dog barking)
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- Shoop.
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All right.
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Mr. Shoop, oh Mr. Shoop?
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Congratulations.
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You've been chosen to teach
summer school.
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- Ah shoot!
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If only I'd known sooner.
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We're going to Hawaii.
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- May remind you Mr. Shoop,
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you're up for tenure.
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You want a job next year?
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- Ah come on Mr. Gills.
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Look, we got leis on and everything.
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- You'll be teaching remedial English.
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- Remedial English?
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Look, I ain't no English teacher.
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See, double negative.
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No I hand out basketballs,
check for jock straps.
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I'm like very challenged.
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Oh, I'm not a real teacher.
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- That's all right.
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These aren't real students.
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They're unmotivated, irresponsible.
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Not too bright.
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They'll relate to you.
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- I appreciate that.
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No, no, look.
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The only reason I got into
this whole teaching gig
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in the first place was
to get my summers off.
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No, I'm afraid my answer has to be no.
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No thank you?
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- Bottom line, Mr. Shoop,
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you need my recommendation for tenure.
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- This is blackmail.
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- We call it school spirit.
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- Kim!
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Have you ever seen The Wizard of Oz?
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- Oh, I love that movie.
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- Yeah, yeah me too.
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And my favorite part is when Dorothy,
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she clicks her heels together three times,
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and she says, "There's no place like home.
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There is no place like home."
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- Oh Shoop, I understand.
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- You do?
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You're not disappointed?
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- No.
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I'll just go by myself.
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- What, alone?
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- I'll make friends.
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- Look Kim, if you love me...
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Even if you just like me a lot,
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you won't do this.
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- Shoop, if I didn't like you
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I wouldn't ask you to drive me
to the airport now, would I?
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- I guess not.
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- You're in room 43.
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Files on your students.
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A word to the wise, Mr. Shoop.
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Right off the bat you
show them who's in charge.
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- Great.
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Who is in charge?
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- [Robin] Very cute.
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- Thanks.
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So are you.
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Oh you meant...
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I'm so embarrassed,
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but you are cute.
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- I'm all right.
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I'm Robin Bishop.
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I teach American History next door.
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- Hi, Freddy Shoop.
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Remedial English, right here.
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Everybody just calls me Shoop.
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- Okay, Shoop.
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Why am I here?
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Oh, thumbtacks.
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Could I borrow some?
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- Sure.
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You know, I was just
going to get my summer
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bulletin board going here.
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Ah, jackpot!
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Whole box.
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Here you go, my treat.
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- Well what about your bulletin board?
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- Oh yeah.
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Give me one.
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- Remedial English, huh?
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I got it easy.
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I have honor students.
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They're here voluntarily.
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Can you believe it?
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- No.
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- I've seen some of your students.
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Very scary.
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You must be a good teacher.
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- Oh shucks, Robin.
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I don't know.
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Heck.
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Inside every so-called
bad kid is a good kid
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just waiting for someone
to reach on down
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through the sleaze and the slime.
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Pick him up and hose him off.
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I mean, who knows?
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We fail with even one child
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we might be losing the next Ted Koppel.
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We're the unsung heroes.
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We're doing God's work.
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And I noticed you're not
wearing a wedding ring.
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- Yeah, my mother noticed that too.
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- So you're single.
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In love, involved, what's the story here?
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- This story is that
I've been seeing someone,
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but we just started dating.
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So you do what you think is right.
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- Okay.
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- I gotta get going.
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- Well here, I'll walk you.
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So you're free to see
other people then, huh?
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Are you asking me out?
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- Well, if I was would you say yes?
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- I might.
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- Well I might be asking you out.
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You like Chinese?
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- I hate it.
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- Me too, I can't stand it.
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Wanna go out sometime
and not eat Chinese?
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- I might.
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Why don't we talk about that
after school?
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I'm in love again.
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(indistinct chatter)
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- Thank you ladies and gentlemen.
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The crowd goes wild.
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Hey.
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- Kevin?
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What happened to football buddy?
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- Yeah man.
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- I was kicked off the
team for being stupid.
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- All right, it's about time.
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Congratulations, bud.
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- Sorry I'm late.
267
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- Hey Mr. Shoop, wow!
268
00:10:22,996 --> 00:10:24,665
You in this class too?
269
00:10:24,665 --> 00:10:26,792
- Huh uh, I'm teaching it.
270
00:10:26,792 --> 00:10:28,752
- No way!
271
00:10:28,752 --> 00:10:29,837
♪ Party all the time ♪
272
00:10:29,837 --> 00:10:31,004
♪ Party all the time ♪
273
00:10:31,004 --> 00:10:32,923
♪ My girl likes to party all the time ♪
274
00:10:32,923 --> 00:10:34,883
- All right, all right, have a seat.
275
00:10:34,883 --> 00:10:36,510
Do what you want to.
276
00:10:38,971 --> 00:10:40,264
Larry Kazameias.
277
00:10:41,390 --> 00:10:43,392
Where's Larry?
- Shh.
278
00:10:43,392 --> 00:10:45,519
He's nocturnal.
279
00:10:45,519 --> 00:10:47,646
- Oh okay.
280
00:10:47,646 --> 00:10:48,605
Try to keep it down.
281
00:10:49,898 --> 00:10:50,732
Francis Gremp.
282
00:10:50,732 --> 00:10:51,942
- Don't ever call me that.
283
00:10:51,942 --> 00:10:53,193
The name is Chainsaw.
284
00:10:54,403 --> 00:10:55,487
- As in Black and Decker?
285
00:10:55,487 --> 00:10:57,197
- As in Texas Massacre.
286
00:10:57,197 --> 00:10:58,031
- Oh, yeah that's in here.
287
00:10:58,031 --> 00:10:59,700
- It's in there.
288
00:10:59,700 --> 00:11:00,576
- They got files.
289
00:11:00,576 --> 00:11:01,577
- Pam House.
290
00:11:06,081 --> 00:11:08,083
Says here you lack concentration.
291
00:11:12,045 --> 00:11:12,838
Pam?
292
00:11:18,260 --> 00:11:19,052
Nevermind.
293
00:11:20,220 --> 00:11:21,597
Jerome Watkins.
294
00:11:24,099 --> 00:11:26,268
- Computer said I failed that test.
295
00:11:26,268 --> 00:11:29,104
The computer made an error.
296
00:11:29,104 --> 00:11:32,566
I recommend this time I pass.
297
00:11:33,609 --> 00:11:35,068
- You're going to do well, Jerome.
298
00:11:35,068 --> 00:11:35,861
I can feel it.
299
00:11:40,407 --> 00:11:41,742
Allen Eakian?
300
00:11:41,742 --> 00:11:44,077
- Present, sir.
301
00:11:44,077 --> 00:11:47,247
- Four brothers, two sisters,
all straight A's students.
302
00:11:47,247 --> 00:11:48,874
What are you doing here?
303
00:11:48,874 --> 00:11:50,792
- I assume there was some
sort of a baby mix up
304
00:11:50,792 --> 00:11:51,710
at the hospital.
305
00:11:54,087 --> 00:11:54,922
- Rhonda Altobello.
306
00:11:54,922 --> 00:11:56,215
- Here.
307
00:11:56,215 --> 00:11:58,050
You went from C's to F's.
308
00:11:58,050 --> 00:11:58,842
What happened?
309
00:12:02,554 --> 00:12:04,223
- Any other questions?
310
00:12:04,223 --> 00:12:05,015
- No.
311
00:12:07,392 --> 00:12:08,727
Denise Green.
312
00:12:08,727 --> 00:12:10,354
- What's that file say about me?
313
00:12:10,354 --> 00:12:11,355
Whatever it says it's a lie.
314
00:12:11,355 --> 00:12:12,689
You wanna know something
about me, ask me,
315
00:12:12,689 --> 00:12:13,523
I'm right here.
316
00:12:13,523 --> 00:12:15,275
What you wanna know?
317
00:12:15,275 --> 00:12:16,610
- Where are my car keys?
318
00:12:16,610 --> 00:12:17,444
- How could I know?
319
00:12:17,444 --> 00:12:19,446
What, does that thing
say I'm a thief too?
320
00:12:21,865 --> 00:12:24,117
- All right, where are my car keys?
321
00:12:27,287 --> 00:12:28,121
Chainsaw?
322
00:12:28,121 --> 00:12:30,123
- They're somewhere in this room.
323
00:12:30,123 --> 00:12:31,583
Right now you're very cold.
324
00:12:34,378 --> 00:12:35,462
You're really cold.
325
00:12:35,462 --> 00:12:36,838
- I want those keys.
326
00:12:36,838 --> 00:12:38,382
- Oh God, you're freezing.
327
00:12:39,841 --> 00:12:41,301
- Okay.
328
00:12:41,301 --> 00:12:42,219
Okay I'm a fun guy.
329
00:12:42,219 --> 00:12:43,178
I'll play along.
330
00:12:44,471 --> 00:12:46,098
- Getting warmer.
331
00:12:46,098 --> 00:12:47,349
- You are getting hot man.
332
00:12:47,349 --> 00:12:48,600
- Oh I see smoke.
333
00:12:48,600 --> 00:12:49,685
You are on fire!
334
00:12:49,685 --> 00:12:52,229
Oh you're walking on the
sun, ouch, oh wait, wait.
335
00:12:52,229 --> 00:12:53,063
My mistake.
336
00:12:53,063 --> 00:12:53,897
I forgot where I put them.
337
00:12:53,897 --> 00:12:54,898
You're ice cold, dude.
338
00:12:54,898 --> 00:12:55,983
(kids laughing)
339
00:12:55,983 --> 00:12:56,858
- Come on, enough of this shit.
340
00:12:56,858 --> 00:12:59,236
- Ooh, now does that mean
we can swear in class?
341
00:12:59,236 --> 00:13:00,153
- Shit yes!
342
00:13:00,153 --> 00:13:01,780
- Hey watch your fucking language.
343
00:13:01,780 --> 00:13:03,699
- [Boy] Watch your language, fart face!
344
00:13:03,699 --> 00:13:07,661
(indistinct shouting)
345
00:13:07,661 --> 00:13:08,787
- Where are my frigging car keys?
346
00:13:08,787 --> 00:13:10,747
- He's the dick brain that knows.
347
00:13:10,747 --> 00:13:13,834
- If I knew anything would
I be in this butthole class?
348
00:13:13,834 --> 00:13:15,502
- [Boy] Suck my lager head.
349
00:13:15,502 --> 00:13:16,420
- Dammit!
350
00:13:16,420 --> 00:13:17,254
(chuckling)
351
00:13:17,254 --> 00:13:18,755
- Jissum head.
352
00:13:18,755 --> 00:13:19,589
- Jissum head.
353
00:13:19,589 --> 00:13:20,424
Yeah, good one.
354
00:13:20,424 --> 00:13:22,134
- One of my all time faves.
355
00:13:23,677 --> 00:13:24,594
- Psychology.
356
00:13:25,595 --> 00:13:27,556
You give a child a license to swear
357
00:13:27,556 --> 00:13:29,057
they lose all interest.
358
00:13:29,057 --> 00:13:30,392
- I certainly did.
359
00:13:30,392 --> 00:13:31,727
- I think you're full of bull.
360
00:13:31,727 --> 00:13:34,229
- It's okay, you can say bullshit in here.
361
00:13:34,229 --> 00:13:35,856
- I'm grateful.
362
00:13:35,856 --> 00:13:37,858
Mr. Shoop, I'm sure you're
aware that I'm teaching
363
00:13:37,858 --> 00:13:38,692
next door,
364
00:13:38,692 --> 00:13:40,819
and this swearing bee is
getting a little loud.
365
00:13:40,819 --> 00:13:42,237
Do you think you could all concentrate
366
00:13:42,237 --> 00:13:44,698
on some obscene gestures for a while?
367
00:13:44,698 --> 00:13:45,532
(indistinct chatter)
368
00:13:45,532 --> 00:13:48,076
Yes, that's the idea.
369
00:13:48,076 --> 00:13:50,704
(kids laughing)
370
00:13:53,248 --> 00:13:54,791
- I don't think she likes you.
371
00:14:01,256 --> 00:14:02,966
- I want my car keys.
372
00:14:05,594 --> 00:14:06,928
- I'm using the lavatory.
373
00:14:07,888 --> 00:14:08,680
- Hey.
374
00:14:10,682 --> 00:14:11,850
- This is worse than a gas station.
375
00:14:11,850 --> 00:14:14,394
- Yeah, I think I have
to go too, Mr. Shoop.
376
00:14:14,394 --> 00:14:16,646
- Wait a minute, hey wait a minute.
377
00:14:16,646 --> 00:14:18,148
My keys!
378
00:14:18,148 --> 00:14:19,858
- Atta boy, Mr. Shoop.
379
00:14:19,858 --> 00:14:21,526
- Hey, hey!
380
00:14:22,736 --> 00:14:26,281
Okay, I'm calling roll
and then I'm gonna...
381
00:14:27,783 --> 00:14:28,950
Where's my roll sheet?
382
00:14:29,910 --> 00:14:31,453
- It's somewhere in this room.
383
00:14:38,043 --> 00:14:39,628
- Hey.
384
00:14:39,628 --> 00:14:40,712
Sorry about the noise.
385
00:14:41,797 --> 00:14:43,507
I'm really a gym teacher.
386
00:14:43,507 --> 00:14:45,634
I don't belong in a classroom.
387
00:14:45,634 --> 00:14:47,177
- Apology accepted.
388
00:14:48,804 --> 00:14:49,679
See you later.
389
00:14:50,806 --> 00:14:52,265
- Let's start all over.
390
00:14:52,265 --> 00:14:54,518
Hi, I'm Freddy Shoop.
391
00:14:54,518 --> 00:14:56,812
- Look Freddy, you're a semi charming guy
392
00:14:56,812 --> 00:14:57,896
and a real snappy dresser.
393
00:14:57,896 --> 00:14:59,731
You're just not the kind
of guy I date anymore.
394
00:14:59,731 --> 00:15:01,733
- Yeah, what kind of guy you dating now?
395
00:15:01,733 --> 00:15:03,360
- Oh the kind that wears socks.
396
00:15:03,360 --> 00:15:04,820
- I got a pair somewhere.
397
00:15:04,820 --> 00:15:06,196
White ones.
398
00:15:06,196 --> 00:15:07,656
So, about dinner.
399
00:15:07,656 --> 00:15:08,865
Like Italian?
400
00:15:08,865 --> 00:15:09,699
Mexican?
401
00:15:09,699 --> 00:15:10,909
Hey, maybe you'd rather cook.
402
00:15:10,909 --> 00:15:12,744
- I'm not having dinner with you.
403
00:15:12,744 --> 00:15:13,912
- Okay, lunch.
- Robin.
404
00:15:15,580 --> 00:15:17,290
Excuse me just one sec.
405
00:15:17,290 --> 00:15:18,417
Uh Robin, about tonight.
406
00:15:18,417 --> 00:15:19,626
The concert starts about eight
407
00:15:19,626 --> 00:15:20,836
so I thought we'd go to the beach
408
00:15:20,836 --> 00:15:23,922
and have a picnic, watch the sunset.
409
00:15:23,922 --> 00:15:24,798
- Sounds wonderful.
410
00:15:29,052 --> 00:15:30,178
Oh bye bye, Freddy.
411
00:15:32,222 --> 00:15:33,390
- I'll be darned.
412
00:15:33,390 --> 00:15:34,433
You're a heterosexual.
413
00:15:35,600 --> 00:15:36,685
- And a damn good one.
414
00:15:39,354 --> 00:15:40,188
- Good luck honey.
415
00:15:40,188 --> 00:15:41,022
- Thanks mom.
416
00:15:42,149 --> 00:15:43,650
- Okay, start her up.
417
00:15:47,320 --> 00:15:48,280
Make a right please.
418
00:15:57,998 --> 00:15:59,833
- These photos suck.
419
00:15:59,833 --> 00:16:01,668
Weddings, graduations.
420
00:16:04,337 --> 00:16:05,172
Hoffen came in.
421
00:16:05,172 --> 00:16:06,465
- Yeah!
422
00:16:06,465 --> 00:16:08,884
- Ooh, it's more of the
redhead with the tattoo.
423
00:16:08,884 --> 00:16:10,635
- This time he's got her
making breakfast
424
00:16:10,635 --> 00:16:12,804
stark raving naked.
425
00:16:12,804 --> 00:16:14,556
- Oh, Hoffen, you're so sick!
426
00:16:14,556 --> 00:16:16,349
- Check out this composition.
427
00:16:16,349 --> 00:16:18,268
Round English muffin, square butter,
428
00:16:18,268 --> 00:16:21,062
triangular bush, the man is an artist.
429
00:16:22,689 --> 00:16:23,523
- [Boys] Reprints!
430
00:16:24,608 --> 00:16:27,277
- Hi, I'd like to sign
up for Lamaze classes.
431
00:16:27,277 --> 00:16:30,113
- Okay, how are Tuesday
nights for you and your coach?
432
00:16:30,113 --> 00:16:32,657
- Perfect, but I don't have a coach.
433
00:16:32,657 --> 00:16:33,658
- Well what about the father?
434
00:16:33,658 --> 00:16:35,619
- Well you see, that's sort of confusing.
435
00:16:35,619 --> 00:16:37,579
It's either David Lee Roth who's on tour
436
00:16:37,579 --> 00:16:40,457
or Sean Penn, and I'd really
hate to upset Madonna.
437
00:16:42,125 --> 00:16:42,959
- Fill this out.
438
00:16:48,965 --> 00:16:51,593
- Okay, how far did we get yesterday?
439
00:16:51,593 --> 00:16:53,428
- You took roll.
440
00:16:53,428 --> 00:16:55,555
- Right, that shouldn't
take as long today.
441
00:16:59,559 --> 00:17:00,352
Pam?
442
00:17:03,230 --> 00:17:04,856
- Mr. Shoop, I gotta boog.
443
00:17:04,856 --> 00:17:06,107
- What, you just got here?
444
00:17:07,484 --> 00:17:08,276
- Yeah.
445
00:17:09,694 --> 00:17:10,862
It's a female thing.
446
00:17:12,155 --> 00:17:13,657
- Yeah, I understand.
447
00:17:14,866 --> 00:17:16,993
- Ah man, she's going surfing!
448
00:17:19,037 --> 00:17:19,829
- I'm sure!
449
00:17:21,873 --> 00:17:24,167
- Ah, look, this menstruation deal,
450
00:17:24,167 --> 00:17:25,627
it's such a scam.
451
00:17:25,627 --> 00:17:27,295
Girls are so lucky.
452
00:17:27,295 --> 00:17:28,129
- What?
453
00:17:28,129 --> 00:17:29,339
Oh, we're so lucky?
454
00:17:29,339 --> 00:17:32,008
You think being on your period
is some picnic in the park?
455
00:17:32,008 --> 00:17:32,842
Are you crazy?
456
00:17:32,842 --> 00:17:34,761
For one, you get all PMS'd out.
457
00:17:34,761 --> 00:17:36,680
There's no room in your
purse for no hairbrush
458
00:17:36,680 --> 00:17:38,390
'cause you got all these damn mini pads.
459
00:17:38,390 --> 00:17:39,766
You are so ignorant!
460
00:17:42,143 --> 00:17:42,978
What can I say?
461
00:17:42,978 --> 00:17:44,563
This whole class is
jammed with ignorance.
462
00:17:44,563 --> 00:17:46,022
- Yes, it is.
463
00:17:46,022 --> 00:17:47,691
Come in here please.
464
00:17:47,691 --> 00:17:49,109
Mr. Shoop.
465
00:17:49,109 --> 00:17:50,819
This is our new foreign exchange student,
466
00:17:50,819 --> 00:17:52,028
Anna-Maria Mazarelli.
467
00:17:52,028 --> 00:17:54,281
Anna-Maria is from Milan, Italy.
468
00:17:54,281 --> 00:17:56,658
She would like to brush
up on her English skills
469
00:17:56,658 --> 00:17:58,243
before the fall semester begins.
470
00:18:00,328 --> 00:18:02,956
Well I guess I'll let you
return to your rigorous
471
00:18:02,956 --> 00:18:04,791
pursuit of academic excellence.
472
00:18:04,791 --> 00:18:06,334
- Please.
473
00:18:06,334 --> 00:18:09,004
Anna-Maria, welcome to America.
474
00:18:09,004 --> 00:18:10,547
You can sit wherever you want.
475
00:18:10,547 --> 00:18:13,592
(indistinct chatter)
476
00:18:16,928 --> 00:18:19,222
- Well now this desk
appears to be unoccupied.
477
00:18:19,222 --> 00:18:20,015
- Gratzia.
478
00:18:25,437 --> 00:18:28,231
(desks scrapping)
479
00:18:29,941 --> 00:18:32,193
- Okay, let's see what we got here.
480
00:18:34,195 --> 00:18:36,239
Rules of grammar.
481
00:18:36,239 --> 00:18:37,907
Writing paragraphs.
482
00:18:38,825 --> 00:18:40,243
God, I hate this stuff.
483
00:18:41,202 --> 00:18:42,579
Book reports.
484
00:18:43,580 --> 00:18:44,414
Anybody wanna get out of here?
485
00:18:44,414 --> 00:18:45,290
Go to the library?
486
00:18:45,290 --> 00:18:46,082
- [Kids] Yes.
487
00:18:47,834 --> 00:18:48,710
- Let's go.
488
00:18:49,794 --> 00:18:51,838
- I am Chainsaw.
489
00:18:51,838 --> 00:18:53,298
- Hi Chainsaw.
490
00:18:53,298 --> 00:18:54,633
- I'm Dave.
491
00:18:54,633 --> 00:18:55,800
- [Anna-Maria] Ciao.
492
00:18:55,800 --> 00:18:57,552
- Well we love Italy, yeah.
493
00:18:57,552 --> 00:18:59,554
The pizza, Mussolini.
494
00:18:59,554 --> 00:19:01,306
And Tony Bennet.
495
00:19:01,306 --> 00:19:02,349
- Uh, the mafia.
496
00:19:02,349 --> 00:19:03,516
- Yeah, Chef Boyardee.
497
00:19:03,516 --> 00:19:04,726
- Uh Pinocchio.
498
00:19:04,726 --> 00:19:06,269
- Fellatio.
499
00:19:06,269 --> 00:19:08,355
- Oh I don't like that.
500
00:19:08,355 --> 00:19:09,356
- Well have you ever tried it?
501
00:19:09,356 --> 00:19:11,441
- Sure, Chef Boyardee,
502
00:19:11,441 --> 00:19:12,609
spaghetti in a can.
503
00:19:12,609 --> 00:19:14,027
It's so mushy.
504
00:19:21,201 --> 00:19:22,494
- Anna-Maria?
505
00:19:22,494 --> 00:19:23,328
- Si?
506
00:19:23,328 --> 00:19:27,415
- Have you seen the movie
Texas Chainsaw Massacre?
507
00:19:27,415 --> 00:19:28,792
- No.
508
00:19:28,792 --> 00:19:30,210
It is good?
509
00:19:30,210 --> 00:19:33,296
- Oh I gotta tell you, I love the film.
510
00:19:33,296 --> 00:19:35,799
It had passion and a plucky spirit.
511
00:19:35,799 --> 00:19:38,051
And the characters had integrity.
512
00:19:38,051 --> 00:19:40,095
Like when Leatherface
went on that strict diet
513
00:19:40,095 --> 00:19:41,012
of human flesh.
514
00:19:41,012 --> 00:19:42,931
He had to cut out chicken
and fish completely.
515
00:19:42,931 --> 00:19:44,057
- Dave, I agree with you.
516
00:19:44,057 --> 00:19:45,392
I'll go a step further.
517
00:19:45,392 --> 00:19:48,061
Sure Leatherface, he wore a
mask made out of human skin
518
00:19:48,061 --> 00:19:49,145
and he hung people on meat hooks.
519
00:19:49,145 --> 00:19:50,980
But hey, we've all got quirks.
520
00:19:50,980 --> 00:19:52,399
I've got them, you've got them Dave.
521
00:19:52,399 --> 00:19:55,402
That's what makes this
character so, so compelling.
522
00:19:55,402 --> 00:19:56,361
Thumbs up from me.
523
00:19:56,361 --> 00:19:57,153
- Same here.
524
00:19:58,113 --> 00:19:59,781
- To sum it up, I'm Chainsaw.
525
00:19:59,781 --> 00:20:00,615
- I'm Dave.
526
00:20:00,615 --> 00:20:01,449
- We'll see you.
527
00:20:01,449 --> 00:20:02,867
- [Chainsaw and Dave] At the movies.
528
00:20:03,910 --> 00:20:04,869
- Okay.
529
00:20:04,869 --> 00:20:05,704
- Let's go people.
530
00:20:07,080 --> 00:20:08,331
I found him in Winchell's.
531
00:20:09,499 --> 00:20:10,834
- Here, we all chipped in.
532
00:20:12,293 --> 00:20:13,753
- Hey, jelly.
533
00:20:13,753 --> 00:20:14,546
I'm touched.
534
00:20:15,672 --> 00:20:16,715
- This one was in the parking lot
535
00:20:16,715 --> 00:20:17,882
with a surfboard.
536
00:20:19,175 --> 00:20:20,635
- This is so humiliating.
537
00:20:21,803 --> 00:20:22,595
- Pam.
538
00:20:25,432 --> 00:20:28,184
You know I grew up
surfing those same waves.
539
00:20:28,184 --> 00:20:28,977
Today was phenom.
540
00:20:29,978 --> 00:20:31,563
Three to four, breakdown the south,
541
00:20:31,563 --> 00:20:33,857
glassy, light offshore breeze.
542
00:20:33,857 --> 00:20:35,024
Had to go for the ditch.
543
00:20:37,235 --> 00:20:38,027
- Thanks.
544
00:20:38,945 --> 00:20:40,321
You're very spiritual.
545
00:20:43,700 --> 00:20:45,243
- But the rest of you clowns...
546
00:20:45,243 --> 00:20:46,953
- Hey, I gotta say something.
547
00:20:46,953 --> 00:20:48,788
This whole thing is a joke.
548
00:20:48,788 --> 00:20:51,082
There's a very valid
reason for summer vacation.
549
00:20:51,082 --> 00:20:53,042
The human brain needs rest.
550
00:20:53,042 --> 00:20:54,294
- Yeah.
551
00:20:54,294 --> 00:20:55,920
I mean what are we doing here?
552
00:20:55,920 --> 00:20:56,963
(students mumbling)
553
00:20:56,963 --> 00:20:57,797
- Hey, look.
554
00:20:57,797 --> 00:20:59,132
This wasn't my idea.
555
00:21:00,800 --> 00:21:02,927
I know you guys aren't
exactly fired up about English
556
00:21:02,927 --> 00:21:04,596
and I wouldn't know
what to do if you were.
557
00:21:04,596 --> 00:21:06,097
But we're stuck here.
558
00:21:06,097 --> 00:21:08,057
We're trapped like rats.
559
00:21:10,935 --> 00:21:12,020
Anybody got any ideas?
560
00:21:13,563 --> 00:21:14,397
Um?
561
00:21:14,397 --> 00:21:16,107
- Why don't we take some field trips?
562
00:21:17,275 --> 00:21:18,109
- Can we do that?
563
00:21:18,109 --> 00:21:21,905
- Oh yeah.
564
00:21:21,905 --> 00:21:23,865
Yeah, I got permission slips right here.
565
00:21:30,330 --> 00:21:32,165
- Okay, take these home.
566
00:21:32,165 --> 00:21:33,291
Have your mom or dad sign them.
567
00:21:33,291 --> 00:21:35,210
As soon as I get them back
I'll see what I can do.
568
00:21:35,210 --> 00:21:36,085
- [Chainsaw] Done.
569
00:21:41,841 --> 00:21:42,801
- Good.
570
00:21:42,801 --> 00:21:45,678
(upbeat pop music)
571
00:21:52,101 --> 00:21:53,144
♪ I'm looking out the window ♪
572
00:21:53,144 --> 00:21:56,397
♪ Waiting on the bell to ring ♪
573
00:21:56,397 --> 00:21:57,232
♪ Oh you know ♪
574
00:21:57,232 --> 00:22:00,902
♪ You know I haven't learned a thing ♪
575
00:22:00,902 --> 00:22:05,114
♪ I see my education
going on down the drain ♪
576
00:22:05,114 --> 00:22:06,491
♪ 'Cause I've been learning how to pedal ♪
577
00:22:06,491 --> 00:22:09,619
♪ Learning experience ♪
578
00:22:09,619 --> 00:22:10,829
♪ I've been learning at a party ♪
579
00:22:10,829 --> 00:22:13,998
♪ It's a learning experience ♪
580
00:22:13,998 --> 00:22:18,545
♪ My folks keep telling me
boy you ain't got no sense ♪
581
00:22:18,545 --> 00:22:20,880
♪ You gotta get in the space ♪
582
00:22:20,880 --> 00:22:23,091
♪ Get in the space ♪
583
00:22:23,091 --> 00:22:25,343
♪ Find some motivation ♪
584
00:22:25,343 --> 00:22:28,221
♪ Get in the space ♪
585
00:22:39,774 --> 00:22:42,402
(kids shouting)
586
00:22:52,871 --> 00:22:55,206
- The Screwdriver was
an utter disappointment.
587
00:22:55,206 --> 00:22:58,418
I was hoping for a headache
or pounding temples,
588
00:22:58,418 --> 00:22:59,252
a blackout, anything.
589
00:22:59,252 --> 00:23:00,920
But you know I feel fine.
590
00:23:00,920 --> 00:23:02,714
Actually my headache is gone.
591
00:23:02,714 --> 00:23:03,548
Thumbs down.
592
00:23:03,548 --> 00:23:04,382
- Dave I'm surprised.
593
00:23:04,382 --> 00:23:06,551
I found the Screwdriver simply delightful.
594
00:23:06,551 --> 00:23:08,803
Fast corners, that third
loop was a nice surprise.
595
00:23:08,803 --> 00:23:10,054
The line moved fast.
596
00:23:12,640 --> 00:23:13,975
- Is he okay?
597
00:23:13,975 --> 00:23:16,311
- No Anna-Maria, it
appears that he's vomiting.
598
00:23:16,311 --> 00:23:17,604
(gagging and coughing)
599
00:23:17,604 --> 00:23:19,188
That's a sure sign of a good ride.
600
00:23:19,188 --> 00:23:20,023
Thumbs up.
601
00:23:20,023 --> 00:23:22,358
Eeko, what did you eat?
602
00:23:22,358 --> 00:23:25,737
(gentle classical music)
603
00:23:36,748 --> 00:23:39,292
(boy sneezing)
604
00:23:52,221 --> 00:23:53,514
- Don't be a pig, no!
605
00:23:55,433 --> 00:23:58,144
(goats bleating)
606
00:24:02,065 --> 00:24:04,651
- Hey, hey, you slime!
607
00:24:04,651 --> 00:24:06,069
Stone's first farewell tour, '69.
608
00:24:06,069 --> 00:24:07,236
Get out of here!
609
00:24:07,236 --> 00:24:08,071
- Oh wait.
610
00:24:08,071 --> 00:24:10,490
- He ripped my t-shirt.
611
00:24:10,490 --> 00:24:11,950
- Oh I can sew that.
612
00:24:11,950 --> 00:24:14,577
- It's not necessary, go away!
613
00:24:14,577 --> 00:24:16,579
- Nothing's necessary, I want to.
614
00:24:17,705 --> 00:24:19,332
- Great, I'll let you.
615
00:24:19,332 --> 00:24:24,295
(Chainsaw and Dave shouting)
(dramatic music)
616
00:24:27,382 --> 00:24:29,342
- The bunnies from hell!
617
00:24:34,389 --> 00:24:35,264
(Anna-Maria screaming)
618
00:24:35,264 --> 00:24:37,016
- Get away from me!
619
00:24:37,016 --> 00:24:39,644
(boys shouting)
620
00:24:46,776 --> 00:24:49,654
(group applauding)
621
00:24:53,032 --> 00:24:54,534
- Thank you, thank you
ladies and gentlemen.
622
00:24:54,534 --> 00:24:55,368
- Thank you.
623
00:24:55,368 --> 00:24:56,619
Very very much.
624
00:24:56,619 --> 00:24:57,996
- What is this?
625
00:24:57,996 --> 00:24:58,871
It's a lie!
626
00:25:01,624 --> 00:25:03,376
- We did this for you, Anna-Maria.
627
00:25:03,376 --> 00:25:04,377
How'd you like it?
628
00:25:04,377 --> 00:25:05,795
- It's disgusting!
629
00:25:07,630 --> 00:25:08,506
I love it!
630
00:25:10,842 --> 00:25:11,884
What is that?
631
00:25:11,884 --> 00:25:12,927
- Oh it's foam latex.
632
00:25:14,053 --> 00:25:15,054
Keep it.
633
00:25:16,347 --> 00:25:17,598
- You guys.
634
00:25:18,558 --> 00:25:21,102
(boy sneezing)
635
00:25:25,273 --> 00:25:27,567
- Next field trip has
gotta be at the beach.
636
00:25:27,567 --> 00:25:29,110
- We gotta see Anna-Maria in a bikini.
637
00:25:29,110 --> 00:25:30,194
It's very important.
638
00:25:31,112 --> 00:25:32,572
- I understand.
639
00:25:32,572 --> 00:25:35,450
(upbeat pop music)
640
00:25:38,119 --> 00:25:39,537
♪ My babe ♪
641
00:25:39,537 --> 00:25:42,248
♪ My babe my babe my babe ♪
642
00:25:42,248 --> 00:25:43,416
♪ She's coming back home ♪
643
00:25:43,416 --> 00:25:44,959
♪ Yes my babe ♪
644
00:25:44,959 --> 00:25:47,795
♪ She coming back home to me ♪
645
00:25:47,795 --> 00:25:49,338
♪ You see ♪
646
00:25:49,338 --> 00:25:50,840
♪ My baby coming back ♪
647
00:25:50,840 --> 00:25:53,676
♪ She come back home to me ♪
648
00:25:53,676 --> 00:25:56,054
- Whoa girl, this ain't the Riviera.
649
00:25:56,054 --> 00:25:57,263
- Oh thank you.
650
00:26:00,475 --> 00:26:03,311
- That was, that was, that was cruel.
651
00:26:04,520 --> 00:26:05,730
(Dave mumbling)
652
00:26:05,730 --> 00:26:06,606
You okay?
653
00:26:06,606 --> 00:26:08,191
- Huh?
654
00:26:08,191 --> 00:26:10,651
(dog barking)
655
00:26:12,445 --> 00:26:13,780
♪ When she walk down the street ♪
656
00:26:13,780 --> 00:26:16,741
♪ All the birdies go tweet tweet tweet ♪
657
00:26:16,741 --> 00:26:18,076
♪ My babe ♪
658
00:26:18,076 --> 00:26:19,494
♪ When she walk down the street ♪
659
00:26:19,494 --> 00:26:22,455
♪ All the birdies go tweet tweet tweet ♪
660
00:26:22,455 --> 00:26:23,831
♪ My babe ♪
661
00:26:23,831 --> 00:26:25,500
♪ She got jump that band ♪
662
00:26:25,500 --> 00:26:28,669
♪ And ain't miss any beat ♪
663
00:26:28,669 --> 00:26:30,004
♪ My babe ♪
664
00:26:30,004 --> 00:26:31,422
♪ My babe ♪
665
00:26:31,422 --> 00:26:32,256
♪ My babe ♪
- Come in,
666
00:26:32,256 --> 00:26:33,758
come in Mrs. Eakian.
667
00:26:33,758 --> 00:26:35,760
Now, how can I help?
668
00:26:35,760 --> 00:26:37,887
- Yesterday Allen came home nauseous.
669
00:26:37,887 --> 00:26:40,348
Sneezing, wheezing and itching.
670
00:26:40,348 --> 00:26:42,433
With goat hairs on his clothes.
671
00:26:42,433 --> 00:26:43,851
He said he was at the museum
672
00:26:43,851 --> 00:26:45,812
but I found this in his pocket.
673
00:26:45,812 --> 00:26:47,146
- Grandma!
- Shh!
674
00:26:47,146 --> 00:26:48,564
Is going on throw up rides
675
00:26:48,564 --> 00:26:51,150
and rubbing barnyard animals your idea
676
00:26:51,150 --> 00:26:52,485
of quality education?
677
00:26:52,485 --> 00:26:53,444
- Grandma!
- Shh!
678
00:26:53,444 --> 00:26:54,403
- Certainly not.
679
00:26:54,403 --> 00:26:56,906
We'll talk to Mr. Shoop
about this right now.
680
00:26:56,906 --> 00:26:58,491
- I may have used poor judgment.
681
00:26:58,491 --> 00:27:01,327
- You actually used judgment!
682
00:27:01,327 --> 00:27:02,912
Do you realize that if
anything had happened
683
00:27:02,912 --> 00:27:04,622
to these kids, the lawsuits?
684
00:27:04,622 --> 00:27:07,125
You could have bankrupted
the entire district!
685
00:27:07,125 --> 00:27:08,126
- And messed up your chance
686
00:27:08,126 --> 00:27:09,585
of being elected to the state assembly.
687
00:27:09,585 --> 00:27:10,419
- Yes!
688
00:27:10,419 --> 00:27:12,171
- Don't wet your pants.
689
00:27:12,171 --> 00:27:13,089
Watch this.
690
00:27:13,089 --> 00:27:16,634
- All you had to do was
babysit some social deviants.
691
00:27:16,634 --> 00:27:18,261
- Some of those deviants are great kids.
692
00:27:18,261 --> 00:27:21,347
- I'm sure they'll grow up
to be wonderful criminals.
693
00:27:21,347 --> 00:27:23,057
- They're as smart as you and me.
694
00:27:23,057 --> 00:27:24,851
- You and I.
695
00:27:24,851 --> 00:27:25,643
- All of us.
696
00:27:28,020 --> 00:27:29,814
- You're suspended until Kelban returns
697
00:27:29,814 --> 00:27:31,440
and officially fires you.
698
00:27:31,440 --> 00:27:33,025
- What?
699
00:27:33,025 --> 00:27:34,777
This is your fault.
700
00:27:34,777 --> 00:27:36,946
You knew I couldn't teach.
701
00:27:36,946 --> 00:27:38,322
- Goodbye, Mr. Shoop.
702
00:27:49,167 --> 00:27:54,130
- Gills, what if I become a model teacher?
703
00:27:54,714 --> 00:27:56,924
(laughing)
704
00:27:59,510 --> 00:28:01,429
- This is gonna be fun.
705
00:28:01,429 --> 00:28:02,180
Okay.
706
00:28:03,514 --> 00:28:05,016
You get every kid left in your class
707
00:28:05,016 --> 00:28:06,475
to pass that skills test
708
00:28:06,475 --> 00:28:08,352
and I'll forget about your field trips.
709
00:28:09,478 --> 00:28:10,271
- Done!
710
00:28:13,691 --> 00:28:14,942
They all have to pass?
711
00:28:14,942 --> 00:28:16,068
- It's called teaching.
712
00:28:16,068 --> 00:28:17,695
Of course if you don't know
how to do that
713
00:28:17,695 --> 00:28:19,655
then I guess you don't
deserve a tenure.
714
00:28:20,781 --> 00:28:21,574
Do you?
715
00:28:23,826 --> 00:28:24,827
- I'll teach.
716
00:28:24,827 --> 00:28:27,538
(dramatic music)
717
00:28:32,001 --> 00:28:33,878
Morning, class.
718
00:28:33,878 --> 00:28:35,087
(shrill whistling)
719
00:28:35,087 --> 00:28:37,798
(class cheering)
720
00:28:39,592 --> 00:28:40,426
- Hey Mr. Shoop,
721
00:28:40,426 --> 00:28:41,510
what's with the threads man?
722
00:28:41,510 --> 00:28:42,595
You getting married?
723
00:28:43,512 --> 00:28:44,680
- No, it must be laundry day.
724
00:28:44,680 --> 00:28:45,848
Nothing else is clean, right?
725
00:28:45,848 --> 00:28:46,682
- Are you going to a funeral?
726
00:28:46,682 --> 00:28:47,558
- Can we come?
727
00:28:47,558 --> 00:28:49,435
- Please take your seats.
728
00:28:49,435 --> 00:28:51,604
- [Chainsaw and Dave]
Where should we take them?
729
00:28:51,604 --> 00:28:52,813
- Sit down Francis.
730
00:28:57,902 --> 00:29:00,321
From this moment forth
you people eat English,
731
00:29:00,321 --> 00:29:03,491
sleep English, you are English.
732
00:29:03,491 --> 00:29:05,243
- Ah, then pastor Gremp is our boy.
733
00:29:05,243 --> 00:29:07,286
- I'm not kidding around.
734
00:29:07,286 --> 00:29:08,955
Anyone not interested in
passing that exam
735
00:29:08,955 --> 00:29:10,581
can leave right now.
736
00:29:17,046 --> 00:29:18,339
- The guy's been pretty cool.
737
00:29:18,339 --> 00:29:20,258
- He called me Francis.
738
00:29:20,258 --> 00:29:21,384
Hasta luego.
739
00:29:21,384 --> 00:29:23,052
Placido Domingo.
740
00:29:23,052 --> 00:29:24,929
- Chainsaw, Dave, wait a minute.
741
00:29:26,597 --> 00:29:31,102
Look, Gills is having a
cow about our field trips.
742
00:29:31,102 --> 00:29:32,853
Unless you guys all pass that test
743
00:29:32,853 --> 00:29:34,730
my job, memorex.
744
00:29:36,190 --> 00:29:37,608
Anybody got any ideas here?
745
00:29:37,608 --> 00:29:39,318
- Get yourself some want ads.
746
00:29:39,318 --> 00:29:40,653
- I don't care what your files say
747
00:29:40,653 --> 00:29:42,655
you guys are not that dumb.
748
00:29:42,655 --> 00:29:44,657
- Actually, Mr. Shoop, those files
749
00:29:44,657 --> 00:29:46,534
are usually right on the money.
750
00:29:46,534 --> 00:29:47,785
- You all feel that way?
751
00:29:47,785 --> 00:29:48,577
- I do.
752
00:29:49,787 --> 00:29:51,038
- I may as well go home.
753
00:29:51,038 --> 00:29:51,831
- Mr. Shoop.
754
00:29:53,666 --> 00:29:55,584
Look, we don't want you
to lose your job.
755
00:29:56,627 --> 00:29:58,212
Think about what you're asking.
756
00:29:58,212 --> 00:29:59,922
- You want us to study?
757
00:29:59,922 --> 00:30:01,424
- The thought did cross my mind.
758
00:30:01,424 --> 00:30:02,258
- Well what's in it for us?
759
00:30:02,258 --> 00:30:03,467
What do we get out of it?
760
00:30:03,467 --> 00:30:05,011
- Literacy.
761
00:30:05,011 --> 00:30:05,803
Oh sorry.
762
00:30:09,140 --> 00:30:10,641
I'd like to help.
763
00:30:10,641 --> 00:30:11,475
What can I do?
764
00:30:11,475 --> 00:30:12,768
- Give me your car.
765
00:30:12,768 --> 00:30:14,645
- And your house.
- And your dog.
766
00:30:14,645 --> 00:30:15,521
- See you.
767
00:30:15,521 --> 00:30:17,857
- Wait, wait, wait, Mr. Shoop wait.
768
00:30:17,857 --> 00:30:20,276
- There's room here to negotiate.
769
00:30:20,276 --> 00:30:22,862
What if you granted
each one of us one wish?
770
00:30:25,823 --> 00:30:27,241
- What do you mean wish?
771
00:30:27,241 --> 00:30:29,535
- You know like a favor.
772
00:30:29,535 --> 00:30:31,120
I mean does anybody need anything?
773
00:30:31,120 --> 00:30:33,247
- Uh, I need somebody to work out with
774
00:30:33,247 --> 00:30:34,999
in case I get back on the team.
775
00:30:34,999 --> 00:30:36,375
- I could use a Lamaze coach.
776
00:30:36,375 --> 00:30:38,377
- I need some driving lessons, bad.
777
00:30:40,338 --> 00:30:42,631
- Okay there's two of us.
778
00:30:42,631 --> 00:30:43,716
Therefore we get two.
779
00:30:44,759 --> 00:30:47,678
All right one, a party, your house,
780
00:30:47,678 --> 00:30:48,929
fourth of July weekend.
781
00:30:48,929 --> 00:30:50,556
- In Anna-Maria's honor.
782
00:30:50,556 --> 00:30:53,851
Number two, you arrange
a screening in class
783
00:30:53,851 --> 00:30:55,353
of the greatest movie ever made.
784
00:30:55,353 --> 00:30:58,397
The 1973 Tobe Hooper classic,
785
00:30:58,397 --> 00:31:00,691
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
786
00:31:00,691 --> 00:31:02,777
- Now that is also in Anna-Maria's honor.
787
00:31:02,777 --> 00:31:03,694
- Thank you.
788
00:31:03,694 --> 00:31:05,571
- Now Anna, is there
anything that you desire?
789
00:31:05,571 --> 00:31:08,115
- Oh I don't deserve a wish.
790
00:31:08,115 --> 00:31:09,533
I'll take the test anyway.
791
00:31:09,533 --> 00:31:11,410
- God, she is so honest!
792
00:31:11,410 --> 00:31:12,495
We'll take hers.
793
00:31:12,495 --> 00:31:15,831
Uh, chauffer service for Dave and I
794
00:31:15,831 --> 00:31:17,708
every day to and from work.
795
00:31:18,751 --> 00:31:19,919
- Pam, what's your wish?
796
00:31:20,878 --> 00:31:24,632
- Uh, I'll tell Mr. Shoop
when the time is right.
797
00:31:26,133 --> 00:31:26,926
- Oh.
798
00:31:29,762 --> 00:31:30,513
Larry?
799
00:31:31,597 --> 00:31:32,973
Larry?
800
00:31:32,973 --> 00:31:34,433
What do you want?
801
00:31:34,433 --> 00:31:35,226
- Bed.
802
00:31:37,019 --> 00:31:37,812
- He wants a bed.
803
00:31:39,355 --> 00:31:42,817
As for myself, I just wanna
be invited to the party.
804
00:31:45,027 --> 00:31:45,861
- We'll see.
805
00:31:45,861 --> 00:31:46,654
- Good enough.
806
00:31:47,655 --> 00:31:50,533
I think these are fair
and reasonable requests.
807
00:31:50,533 --> 00:31:52,868
In return we'll show up,
808
00:31:52,868 --> 00:31:53,911
we'll pay attention,
809
00:31:55,079 --> 00:31:56,831
and we'll even do a little homework.
810
00:31:58,541 --> 00:32:00,668
Is this contract acceptable to labor?
811
00:32:00,668 --> 00:32:02,670
- No doubt.
- [Kids] Yeah.
812
00:32:02,670 --> 00:32:03,587
- Does management agree?
813
00:32:03,587 --> 00:32:05,256
- You sure I'm management?
814
00:32:05,256 --> 00:32:06,632
- For our purposes here, yes.
815
00:32:09,218 --> 00:32:10,719
Do we have a binding agreement?
816
00:32:13,222 --> 00:32:14,181
- You got something.
817
00:32:15,975 --> 00:32:17,184
- All right, well!
818
00:32:17,184 --> 00:32:18,853
We put that baby to bed!
819
00:32:20,104 --> 00:32:21,522
Let's do lunch!
820
00:32:21,522 --> 00:32:23,732
(laughing)
821
00:32:25,401 --> 00:32:28,195
Well, go ahead and teach.
822
00:32:28,195 --> 00:32:28,988
- Right.
823
00:32:30,489 --> 00:32:31,282
Teach.
824
00:32:34,326 --> 00:32:35,286
Don't anybody move.
825
00:32:37,246 --> 00:32:38,247
- Bigman?
826
00:32:38,247 --> 00:32:39,707
- Excuse me, Miss Bishop?
827
00:32:39,707 --> 00:32:41,208
- Mr. Shoop?
828
00:32:41,208 --> 00:32:43,711
Shouldn't you be planning
a field trip to Seven 11?
829
00:32:45,337 --> 00:32:46,714
- I really need your help.
830
00:32:46,714 --> 00:32:47,715
I know how you feel about me,
831
00:32:47,715 --> 00:32:50,718
but something really bizarre
has happened to my kids.
832
00:32:50,718 --> 00:32:51,886
Please.
833
00:32:51,886 --> 00:32:52,720
- All right.
834
00:32:52,720 --> 00:32:55,347
If I get next door and
there's a candlelight dinner
835
00:32:55,347 --> 00:32:56,599
I'm calling security.
836
00:32:57,683 --> 00:32:58,517
Continue.
837
00:32:58,517 --> 00:33:00,644
- [Student] The 1970 Seabed Treaty...
838
00:33:00,644 --> 00:33:02,146
- [Robin] Do you own that suit?
839
00:33:07,860 --> 00:33:10,070
What did you do, pass out Valiums?
840
00:33:10,070 --> 00:33:11,864
- [Shoop] Uh uh, it's a natural lull.
841
00:33:11,864 --> 00:33:13,115
- Interesting phenomenon.
842
00:33:14,450 --> 00:33:16,494
What do you want from me?
843
00:33:16,494 --> 00:33:17,495
- How do you teach?
844
00:33:19,663 --> 00:33:21,957
- If you're serious I'll help you.
845
00:33:21,957 --> 00:33:22,750
- Great.
846
00:33:24,335 --> 00:33:25,461
- Meet me after school.
847
00:33:25,461 --> 00:33:27,087
We'll make plans for the weekend.
848
00:33:28,380 --> 00:33:29,340
- For the weekend?
849
00:33:31,634 --> 00:33:32,426
- Big guy.
850
00:33:35,095 --> 00:33:38,224
(students chattering)
851
00:33:41,060 --> 00:33:42,269
- The easiest thing for you to do
852
00:33:42,269 --> 00:33:43,562
is just base your lesson plans
853
00:33:43,562 --> 00:33:45,356
on the student's own experiences.
854
00:33:46,774 --> 00:33:47,566
- I can do that.
855
00:33:48,442 --> 00:33:50,319
- Your life is probably very similar.
856
00:33:50,319 --> 00:33:51,278
- Hardly.
857
00:33:51,278 --> 00:33:54,198
I'm telling you, you
gotta try these pop tarts.
858
00:33:54,198 --> 00:33:55,115
- No, thanks.
859
00:33:56,283 --> 00:33:57,952
I'm sticking with the Chocodiles.
860
00:33:59,036 --> 00:34:00,621
Anyway, the best teachers are
the teachers
861
00:34:00,621 --> 00:34:02,706
who entertain while they teach.
862
00:34:02,706 --> 00:34:04,708
So you should do just fine.
863
00:34:04,708 --> 00:34:06,126
- You think I'm entertaining?
864
00:34:07,253 --> 00:34:08,045
- To children.
865
00:34:09,213 --> 00:34:10,089
Gotta go.
866
00:34:10,089 --> 00:34:11,215
Your time's up.
867
00:34:11,215 --> 00:34:12,466
- I know why you're helping.
868
00:34:12,466 --> 00:34:13,801
- Professional courtesy.
869
00:34:13,801 --> 00:34:15,219
- No, you like me.
870
00:34:15,219 --> 00:34:17,513
- No, I don't.
871
00:34:17,513 --> 00:34:18,514
- [Shoop] Yes you do.
872
00:34:18,514 --> 00:34:19,682
- No I don't.
873
00:34:19,682 --> 00:34:21,100
- Yeah you do.
- Do not.
874
00:34:21,100 --> 00:34:21,934
- Do too.
875
00:34:21,934 --> 00:34:22,726
- Don't either.
876
00:34:22,726 --> 00:34:25,020
- Come on, don't you like
me just a little bit?
877
00:34:25,020 --> 00:34:25,854
- No.
878
00:34:25,854 --> 00:34:26,897
- Not even that much?
879
00:34:28,274 --> 00:34:29,400
- I like you that much.
880
00:34:34,446 --> 00:34:35,656
- It's a start.
881
00:34:39,618 --> 00:34:41,954
Now someone tell me why
learning how to write
882
00:34:41,954 --> 00:34:42,830
is so critical.
883
00:34:43,747 --> 00:34:45,207
- It's a form of communication.
884
00:34:45,207 --> 00:34:46,250
- Amen.
885
00:34:46,250 --> 00:34:50,045
And it can get you free stuff.
886
00:34:50,045 --> 00:34:50,879
- Free?
887
00:34:50,879 --> 00:34:52,047
- Free.
888
00:34:52,047 --> 00:34:55,884
Writing the word free.
889
00:34:55,884 --> 00:34:57,511
Here's how it works.
890
00:34:57,511 --> 00:34:59,305
All of us have been ripped off, right?
891
00:34:59,305 --> 00:35:00,472
Payphone steals your money.
892
00:35:00,472 --> 00:35:01,849
Not enough cheese on your pizza.
893
00:35:01,849 --> 00:35:03,309
- My shades keep falling apart.
894
00:35:03,309 --> 00:35:04,727
- Perfect.
895
00:35:04,727 --> 00:35:06,604
Now you're going to write
that company a letter
896
00:35:06,604 --> 00:35:07,688
and you're going to see action
897
00:35:07,688 --> 00:35:09,815
if your letter is clearly written
898
00:35:09,815 --> 00:35:11,525
and your letter threatens
to hurt their business
899
00:35:11,525 --> 00:35:14,236
and is signed, forgive me Chainsaw,
900
00:35:14,236 --> 00:35:15,863
Mr. Francis Gremp.
901
00:35:15,863 --> 00:35:18,532
President, consumer
against faulty eyewear.
902
00:35:18,532 --> 00:35:19,533
- You want me to lie?
903
00:35:20,451 --> 00:35:21,243
Okay.
904
00:35:22,328 --> 00:35:24,622
- Now anyone interested in
learning the correct form,
905
00:35:24,622 --> 00:35:28,167
please turn to page 46
in your textbook.
906
00:35:28,167 --> 00:35:31,128
(pages rustling)
907
00:35:31,128 --> 00:35:32,546
Shit works.
908
00:35:32,546 --> 00:35:35,257
(cheerful music)
909
00:35:36,300 --> 00:35:39,553
(boys grunting)
910
00:35:39,553 --> 00:35:41,430
- You know maybe I'm not
cut out to be a linebacker.
911
00:35:41,430 --> 00:35:42,848
- No look.
912
00:35:42,848 --> 00:35:44,808
You're looking at my shoulders.
913
00:35:44,808 --> 00:35:47,853
Don't, focus on my waist.
914
00:35:47,853 --> 00:35:48,646
Okay, my waist.
915
00:35:49,980 --> 00:35:50,814
All right, try it again.
916
00:35:50,814 --> 00:35:52,441
Go on.
917
00:35:52,441 --> 00:35:54,068
That's good.
918
00:35:54,068 --> 00:35:56,153
Remember I'm your teacher.
919
00:35:58,614 --> 00:36:01,325
(boys grunting)
920
00:36:03,285 --> 00:36:05,579
You wanna learn how to surf?
921
00:36:08,957 --> 00:36:10,292
- Are you sure you wanna do this?
922
00:36:10,292 --> 00:36:11,377
- Absolutely.
923
00:36:11,377 --> 00:36:12,211
Lamaze class.
924
00:36:12,211 --> 00:36:13,671
Great place to meet girls.
925
00:36:13,671 --> 00:36:15,964
(giggling)
926
00:36:15,964 --> 00:36:18,676
(engine humming)
927
00:36:24,431 --> 00:36:26,308
Okay Denise, slide over.
928
00:36:28,435 --> 00:36:29,228
- Oh no!
929
00:36:30,562 --> 00:36:33,148
Is this some kind of sick, twisted joke?
930
00:36:33,148 --> 00:36:34,817
- Nope, combining Denise's driving lesson
931
00:36:34,817 --> 00:36:35,651
with your ride to the beach.
932
00:36:35,651 --> 00:36:36,485
Come on, get in.
933
00:36:36,485 --> 00:36:38,445
- We took driver training with Denise.
934
00:36:38,445 --> 00:36:39,405
Call us a cab.
935
00:36:39,405 --> 00:36:41,949
- Get your grizzly butts in the car.
936
00:36:41,949 --> 00:36:42,825
- Man, let me drive.
937
00:36:42,825 --> 00:36:44,702
I'm going for my license next week.
938
00:36:46,286 --> 00:36:47,329
- Chainsaw.
939
00:36:47,329 --> 00:36:48,163
You've been drinking.
940
00:36:48,163 --> 00:36:49,540
- No it's cough medicine.
941
00:36:49,540 --> 00:36:51,333
Check out this phlegm.
942
00:36:51,333 --> 00:36:53,293
(coughing)
- Save the phlegm.
943
00:36:53,293 --> 00:36:55,129
You're not driving anywhere.
944
00:36:55,129 --> 00:36:57,005
- I'll tell you something
and this is fact,
945
00:36:57,005 --> 00:36:59,216
you know why so many drunk
drivers get in wrecks?
946
00:36:59,216 --> 00:37:01,051
Because they don't learn to drive drunk.
947
00:37:01,051 --> 00:37:03,470
- Fact, alcohol kills brain cells.
948
00:37:03,470 --> 00:37:05,556
You lose one more,
you're a talking monkey.
949
00:37:05,556 --> 00:37:07,725
Come on, get in.
950
00:37:07,725 --> 00:37:08,517
Come on!
951
00:37:12,563 --> 00:37:14,481
Okay Denise, start her up.
952
00:37:15,607 --> 00:37:17,568
(engine humming)
953
00:37:17,568 --> 00:37:19,236
Signal left.
954
00:37:19,236 --> 00:37:20,028
Pull on out.
955
00:37:23,449 --> 00:37:26,577
- Can I call my folks and
say I won't be home, ever?
956
00:37:26,577 --> 00:37:28,370
- I'm not used to this car.
957
00:37:38,839 --> 00:37:40,299
- I think it's safe.
958
00:37:41,425 --> 00:37:42,217
Scoot out.
959
00:37:43,135 --> 00:37:44,803
Nice and smooth.
960
00:37:44,803 --> 00:37:46,930
Oh yeah that's...
961
00:37:46,930 --> 00:37:48,766
Fine, good.
962
00:38:01,028 --> 00:38:02,279
Why'd you do that?
963
00:38:02,279 --> 00:38:03,113
- Car was coming.
964
00:38:04,031 --> 00:38:05,991
- Well that'll happen from time to time.
965
00:38:07,034 --> 00:38:07,868
Come on Denise.
966
00:38:07,868 --> 00:38:08,786
You won't bother us.
967
00:38:13,874 --> 00:38:16,627
We just got lapped by an
old lady with a walker.
968
00:38:17,503 --> 00:38:19,171
- You see that space
between those two cars?
969
00:38:19,171 --> 00:38:20,088
- Yeah.
970
00:38:20,088 --> 00:38:20,923
- Pull in.
971
00:38:20,923 --> 00:38:21,757
- You mean parallel park?
972
00:38:21,757 --> 00:38:22,591
Shoot, that's my weak spot.
973
00:38:22,591 --> 00:38:23,592
- Listen to her.
974
00:38:33,352 --> 00:38:35,938
(loud thudding)
975
00:38:37,064 --> 00:38:38,440
- I'm sober now.
976
00:38:38,440 --> 00:38:39,525
- That's good for today.
977
00:38:39,525 --> 00:38:40,943
- [Chainsaw and Dave] We live!
978
00:38:40,943 --> 00:38:45,864
(fireworks booming)
(crowd cheering)
979
00:38:46,114 --> 00:38:47,574
- It's beautiful.
980
00:38:47,574 --> 00:38:48,700
- Enough safe and sane.
981
00:38:48,700 --> 00:38:50,619
It's time for dumb and dangerous.
982
00:38:50,619 --> 00:38:52,663
- These are Mexican.
983
00:38:52,663 --> 00:38:54,581
You do not know what's in these babies.
984
00:38:54,581 --> 00:38:56,583
(dog barking)
(indistinct chatter)
985
00:38:56,583 --> 00:38:59,461
(upbeat pop music)
986
00:39:10,055 --> 00:39:11,515
(fireworks booming)
- Anna-Maria.
987
00:39:11,515 --> 00:39:13,892
As we know, this has
never, ever been attempted.
988
00:39:13,892 --> 00:39:15,227
- Anna-Maria.
989
00:39:15,227 --> 00:39:19,356
We dedicate these cantaloupe to you.
990
00:39:19,356 --> 00:39:21,149
- You make food bombs for me?
991
00:39:21,149 --> 00:39:23,193
Oh that's sweet!
992
00:39:23,193 --> 00:39:25,362
- Melon balls coming up!
993
00:39:25,362 --> 00:39:28,866
(indistinct shouting)
(loud booming)
994
00:39:28,866 --> 00:39:31,827
(fireworks booming)
995
00:39:38,375 --> 00:39:41,295
- Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me.
996
00:39:41,295 --> 00:39:42,212
- Hey wait, I wanna talk about school.
997
00:39:42,212 --> 00:39:44,006
- Not now babe, I'm late.
998
00:39:44,006 --> 00:39:45,090
- Late for what?
999
00:39:45,090 --> 00:39:48,051
(fireworks booming)
1000
00:39:50,971 --> 00:39:53,265
- What's it like being pregnant?
1001
00:39:53,265 --> 00:39:54,057
- Bizarre.
1002
00:39:54,975 --> 00:39:57,102
- Yeah, that's what I thought.
1003
00:39:57,102 --> 00:39:59,521
- My body's out of control,
1004
00:39:59,521 --> 00:40:01,690
and it's big and ugly.
1005
00:40:01,690 --> 00:40:03,483
- I think you look great.
1006
00:40:03,483 --> 00:40:04,526
- Sure, in the dark.
1007
00:40:08,447 --> 00:40:09,323
- How much longer?
1008
00:40:13,243 --> 00:40:14,244
- About five weeks.
1009
00:40:15,495 --> 00:40:17,539
God, it's going to be amazing.
1010
00:40:17,539 --> 00:40:18,332
- I know.
1011
00:40:19,333 --> 00:40:20,208
You'll be a mother.
1012
00:40:22,753 --> 00:40:24,046
- Yeah.
1013
00:40:24,046 --> 00:40:25,088
(indistinct chatter)
- Eakian,
1014
00:40:25,088 --> 00:40:26,340
this party's getting weak.
1015
00:40:27,424 --> 00:40:28,258
Do something wild.
1016
00:40:28,258 --> 00:40:29,635
Take all your clothes off.
1017
00:40:29,635 --> 00:40:31,929
- Why, you want everyone to go home?
1018
00:40:31,929 --> 00:40:34,139
(laughing)
1019
00:40:35,599 --> 00:40:36,975
- You're almost fun tonight.
1020
00:40:38,477 --> 00:40:41,605
(gagging and choking)
1021
00:40:43,607 --> 00:40:44,399
Almost.
1022
00:40:46,652 --> 00:40:49,363
(knocking on door)
1023
00:40:49,363 --> 00:40:50,322
- You all right?
1024
00:40:50,322 --> 00:40:51,615
- Yeah.
1025
00:40:51,615 --> 00:40:52,449
Come on in.
1026
00:40:52,449 --> 00:40:53,617
Resting up, too much fun.
1027
00:40:54,785 --> 00:40:55,577
- It's all sewn.
1028
00:40:56,912 --> 00:40:58,288
- Hey thanks, it's great.
1029
00:41:02,459 --> 00:41:04,419
- I feel so at home here.
1030
00:41:05,963 --> 00:41:07,464
- Yeah, me too.
1031
00:41:12,010 --> 00:41:13,679
- The grunion are running tonight.
1032
00:41:15,472 --> 00:41:18,850
In the dead of night under a full moon
1033
00:41:20,268 --> 00:41:22,229
thousands of horny little fish
1034
00:41:22,229 --> 00:41:24,272
swim hundreds of miles
1035
00:41:24,272 --> 00:41:26,066
to bawl their brains out in the sand.
1036
00:41:26,942 --> 00:41:28,110
So romantic.
1037
00:41:32,531 --> 00:41:35,951
You ever do that with
one of your students?
1038
00:41:35,951 --> 00:41:37,202
- No.
1039
00:41:37,202 --> 00:41:40,247
I swim hundreds of miles,
I'm ready for a nap.
1040
00:41:40,247 --> 00:41:43,291
(giggling)
1041
00:41:43,291 --> 00:41:44,751
- [Pam] Who's that?
1042
00:41:44,751 --> 00:41:46,336
- Ah, it's Kim.
1043
00:41:47,421 --> 00:41:48,672
She's sort of my girlfriend.
1044
00:41:50,590 --> 00:41:51,717
- Sort of?
1045
00:41:51,717 --> 00:41:52,884
- Well, she's in Hawaii.
1046
00:41:56,138 --> 00:41:58,849
- So you're all alone,
1047
00:41:58,849 --> 00:42:00,392
and you like young girls?
1048
00:42:01,518 --> 00:42:04,312
- Kim's not that young, she's 21.
1049
00:42:04,312 --> 00:42:05,772
- I'm 16.
1050
00:42:05,772 --> 00:42:07,733
And did you consider that?
1051
00:42:07,733 --> 00:42:11,611
Because there's like no
difference between 21 and 16 now.
1052
00:42:11,611 --> 00:42:16,575
But when she's 66, I'll only be 61.
1053
00:42:17,909 --> 00:42:20,245
- And I'll be 75 and
it won't matter anyway.
1054
00:42:25,333 --> 00:42:26,126
- Yeah.
1055
00:42:40,015 --> 00:42:42,517
- Come on Pam, time for more fun.
1056
00:42:44,394 --> 00:42:45,228
Wondermutt!
1057
00:42:45,228 --> 00:42:47,647
(dog barking)
1058
00:42:47,647 --> 00:42:51,318
(upbeat rock and roll music)
1059
00:42:54,988 --> 00:42:58,825
(firecracker sparking)
(indistinct shouting)
1060
00:42:58,825 --> 00:43:03,747
(shouting)
(firecracker crackling)
1061
00:43:17,385 --> 00:43:22,349
(shouting)
(firecracker crackling)
1062
00:43:29,981 --> 00:43:32,359
- Guys, my couch is on fire!
1063
00:43:32,359 --> 00:43:35,487
(indistinct shouting)
1064
00:43:41,743 --> 00:43:44,538
(water splashing)
1065
00:43:48,959 --> 00:43:49,751
My fish!
1066
00:43:51,044 --> 00:43:52,045
- How many were there?
1067
00:43:52,045 --> 00:43:52,838
- One.
1068
00:43:54,798 --> 00:43:56,216
- [Anna-Maria] Poor fishy.
1069
00:43:57,509 --> 00:43:58,969
- You gotta get rid of that couch.
1070
00:43:58,969 --> 00:44:00,554
That is a definite fire hazard.
1071
00:44:00,554 --> 00:44:01,596
- Definitely.
1072
00:44:01,596 --> 00:44:02,556
- Party's over.
1073
00:44:02,556 --> 00:44:03,890
- Oh come on, it was just getting good.
1074
00:44:03,890 --> 00:44:05,142
Got a fire...
- Goodnight!
1075
00:44:07,602 --> 00:44:09,563
- One little fire.
- Wow.
1076
00:44:19,906 --> 00:44:21,908
- Minors drinking on the beach.
1077
00:44:21,908 --> 00:44:23,785
- Seriously, we never do this.
1078
00:44:23,785 --> 00:44:25,745
- Boy, never ever.
1079
00:44:25,745 --> 00:44:27,289
Oh, there's our English teacher.
1080
00:44:27,289 --> 00:44:28,165
Let's ask him.
1081
00:44:28,165 --> 00:44:29,291
Oh Mr. Shoop sir,
1082
00:44:29,291 --> 00:44:32,043
could you come here just
a moment please?
1083
00:44:32,043 --> 00:44:32,878
- Hey guys.
1084
00:44:32,878 --> 00:44:33,879
- Hi.
- Hi.
1085
00:44:33,879 --> 00:44:34,713
- What's up?
1086
00:44:34,713 --> 00:44:37,090
- Found these boys in
possession of alcohol.
1087
00:44:37,090 --> 00:44:39,050
- That alcohol, officer?
1088
00:44:39,050 --> 00:44:40,927
Oh, that's not theirs.
1089
00:44:40,927 --> 00:44:42,429
- No, whose is it?
1090
00:44:46,016 --> 00:44:47,350
- It's mine.
1091
00:44:47,350 --> 00:44:48,435
See, I, I,
1092
00:44:48,435 --> 00:44:49,644
I live in that house right there,
1093
00:44:49,644 --> 00:44:52,439
and they were just watching my stuff.
1094
00:44:52,439 --> 00:44:54,316
- That's right, it's his.
1095
00:44:54,316 --> 00:44:56,276
- We should never have taken
those little baby sips.
1096
00:44:56,276 --> 00:44:57,485
That was wrong.
1097
00:44:57,485 --> 00:45:00,405
- God, so very very wrong.
1098
00:45:00,405 --> 00:45:02,991
- I think they learned one
hell of a lesson, officer.
1099
00:45:03,992 --> 00:45:06,203
- Next time you boys encounter
an alcoholic beverage
1100
00:45:06,203 --> 00:45:08,330
I hope you remember
you're under age.
1101
00:45:08,330 --> 00:45:09,164
- Yes, sir.
1102
00:45:09,164 --> 00:45:10,749
We will.
- Of course, thanks.
1103
00:45:10,749 --> 00:45:11,541
- Thank you.
1104
00:45:12,584 --> 00:45:14,085
Well, we're off to do our homework.
1105
00:45:14,085 --> 00:45:15,128
- Yeah, all right,
1106
00:45:15,128 --> 00:45:16,421
thank you officer, bye.
- Thank you.
1107
00:45:16,421 --> 00:45:18,089
- Oh we should never have tried this.
1108
00:45:18,089 --> 00:45:18,924
- It was a mistake.
1109
00:45:18,924 --> 00:45:20,967
That was bad.
- Should've just said no.
1110
00:45:23,595 --> 00:45:24,638
- You guys are good men.
1111
00:45:24,638 --> 00:45:25,889
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
1112
00:45:28,058 --> 00:45:29,309
- You're under arrest for contributing
1113
00:45:29,309 --> 00:45:30,685
to the delinquency of a minor.
(dog growling)
1114
00:45:30,685 --> 00:45:32,020
- What?
1115
00:45:32,020 --> 00:45:33,104
Officer, that's not really my vodka.
1116
00:45:33,104 --> 00:45:35,398
- Is that your dog?
1117
00:45:35,398 --> 00:45:36,483
(dog barking)
1118
00:45:36,483 --> 00:45:37,651
- Yeah.
- No dogs on the beach.
1119
00:45:37,651 --> 00:45:39,444
50 dollar fine.
1120
00:45:39,444 --> 00:45:40,695
- He's not really my dog.
1121
00:45:40,695 --> 00:45:42,155
- Let's roll.
- He just thinks he's my dog.
1122
00:45:42,155 --> 00:45:43,782
No really, he's a neighborhood dog.
1123
00:45:43,782 --> 00:45:45,283
He just hangs out at my
place 'cause there's more
1124
00:45:45,283 --> 00:45:46,910
garbage there than any place.
1125
00:45:46,910 --> 00:45:47,869
No, he's a scavenger.
1126
00:45:47,869 --> 00:45:48,703
He'll eat anything.
1127
00:45:48,703 --> 00:45:49,829
He's a beach dog.
1128
00:45:49,829 --> 00:45:51,706
Go away beach dog.
1129
00:45:51,706 --> 00:45:53,500
(door creaking)
1130
00:45:53,500 --> 00:45:56,461
Uh, you have a cell for beginners?
1131
00:45:56,461 --> 00:45:59,506
(indistinct chatter)
1132
00:46:09,391 --> 00:46:10,225
Who wants gum?
1133
00:46:10,225 --> 00:46:13,311
(telephone ringing)
1134
00:46:13,311 --> 00:46:14,854
- [Robin] Please leave your
message after the beep.
1135
00:46:14,854 --> 00:46:15,689
(phone beeping)
1136
00:46:15,689 --> 00:46:17,524
- [Shoop] Robin, it's your pal Shoop.
1137
00:46:18,400 --> 00:46:21,319
I can't leave my number
'cause I'm downtown in jail.
1138
00:46:21,319 --> 00:46:22,153
- Jail?
1139
00:46:22,153 --> 00:46:23,238
- What, you're surprised?
1140
00:46:23,238 --> 00:46:24,823
- [Shoop] I got arrested in my swim trunks
1141
00:46:24,823 --> 00:46:26,950
so I need 50 bucks and a pair of shoes.
1142
00:46:26,950 --> 00:46:28,034
It's a long story.
1143
00:46:28,034 --> 00:46:29,160
Listen Robin,
1144
00:46:29,160 --> 00:46:31,288
please don't mention this to
that bite in the ass Gills.
1145
00:46:31,288 --> 00:46:32,664
You're an angel.
1146
00:46:32,664 --> 00:46:34,249
Dinner, dancing, Paris, you name it.
1147
00:46:34,249 --> 00:46:35,834
- Hello Mr. Shoop.
1148
00:46:35,834 --> 00:46:36,793
- Who is this?
1149
00:46:36,793 --> 00:46:37,669
- It's the bite in the ass.
1150
00:46:37,669 --> 00:46:41,506
- Ha, when I say bite
in the ass I mean that
1151
00:46:41,506 --> 00:46:43,967
in the nicest possible way.
1152
00:46:43,967 --> 00:46:45,802
Can I talk to Robin please?
1153
00:46:45,802 --> 00:46:48,388
- I'm afraid Robin and I
are on our way out of town.
1154
00:46:49,889 --> 00:46:51,808
- But don't worry, we'll be right over.
1155
00:46:53,351 --> 00:46:55,854
He's still a human being, Phillip.
1156
00:46:55,854 --> 00:46:57,480
- Robin, we have a very
long drive ahead of us.
1157
00:46:57,480 --> 00:46:59,607
If we go downtown now we'll
be stuck in all that traffic
1158
00:46:59,607 --> 00:47:01,484
and that's okay with me
1159
00:47:01,484 --> 00:47:03,278
because then we'd be helping
our good friend Mr. Shoop
1160
00:47:03,278 --> 00:47:04,779
and you won't think I'm a shit.
1161
00:47:04,779 --> 00:47:05,572
Right?
1162
00:47:08,992 --> 00:47:11,119
- Am I in really big trouble?
1163
00:47:11,119 --> 00:47:12,620
- A teacher arrested for contributing
1164
00:47:12,620 --> 00:47:14,080
to the delinquency of minors.
1165
00:47:14,080 --> 00:47:15,165
- You're not a hero.
1166
00:47:16,291 --> 00:47:17,250
What is this?
1167
00:47:18,501 --> 00:47:19,586
- I made a new friend.
1168
00:47:20,712 --> 00:47:21,963
- Mr. Shoop,
1169
00:47:21,963 --> 00:47:24,257
I do hope that we can get you
out of this ugly little mess.
1170
00:47:24,257 --> 00:47:25,550
And it is ugly.
1171
00:47:25,550 --> 00:47:27,677
- You know Mr. Shoop's been
making a lot of progress
1172
00:47:27,677 --> 00:47:28,928
in his class, Phillip.
1173
00:47:28,928 --> 00:47:30,013
- It's true.
1174
00:47:30,013 --> 00:47:31,139
I've been handing out assignments,
1175
00:47:31,139 --> 00:47:32,515
and the kids turn them in and everything.
1176
00:47:32,515 --> 00:47:33,808
It's almost like school in there.
1177
00:47:33,808 --> 00:47:36,061
- I've heard and I'm proud.
1178
00:47:36,061 --> 00:47:37,604
Confirms all my instincts about him.
1179
00:47:37,604 --> 00:47:38,396
He's my boy.
1180
00:47:40,440 --> 00:47:41,941
Robin, let's get out of here.
1181
00:47:43,860 --> 00:47:45,487
We're on our way to wine country.
1182
00:47:46,363 --> 00:47:49,157
- You kids uh, have fun.
1183
00:47:51,159 --> 00:47:53,536
(slow music)
1184
00:48:01,211 --> 00:48:02,921
See those waves, Wondermutt?
1185
00:48:04,089 --> 00:48:05,048
They're from Hawaii.
1186
00:48:06,633 --> 00:48:07,509
Kim's in Hawaii.
1187
00:48:10,387 --> 00:48:11,721
Robin's in the wine country.
1188
00:48:14,766 --> 00:48:16,226
You know what we need?
1189
00:48:16,226 --> 00:48:19,687
I mean besides bread.
1190
00:48:19,687 --> 00:48:22,482
We need a woman who'd appreciate
1191
00:48:22,482 --> 00:48:24,067
what we have to offer.
1192
00:48:25,860 --> 00:48:26,736
Woman of culture.
1193
00:48:29,239 --> 00:48:30,490
Intellect.
1194
00:48:30,490 --> 00:48:31,324
(loud rock and roll music)
1195
00:48:31,324 --> 00:48:36,287
- Shake them buns, baby!
1196
00:48:36,579 --> 00:48:39,249
(women screaming)
1197
00:48:39,249 --> 00:48:41,042
Come on, bring those buns over here.
1198
00:48:41,042 --> 00:48:44,129
Momma's got some
software for you, baby.
1199
00:48:44,129 --> 00:48:47,382
(women screaming)
1200
00:48:47,382 --> 00:48:48,925
- Excuse me.
1201
00:48:48,925 --> 00:48:50,635
I'm with Playgirl Magazine.
1202
00:48:50,635 --> 00:48:51,761
- Survey me later, will you.
1203
00:48:51,761 --> 00:48:52,929
I'm trying to concentrate.
1204
00:48:52,929 --> 00:48:53,888
Come on, baby!
1205
00:48:53,888 --> 00:48:55,598
- Thanks for your time.
1206
00:48:55,598 --> 00:48:58,476
(crowd applauding)
1207
00:49:00,770 --> 00:49:02,313
- Get them buns over here.
1208
00:49:02,313 --> 00:49:03,106
Ah!
1209
00:49:05,442 --> 00:49:08,236
(women screaming)
1210
00:49:16,369 --> 00:49:17,787
- Hey, hey, cowboy!
1211
00:49:17,787 --> 00:49:18,788
Don't I know you?
1212
00:49:18,788 --> 00:49:19,873
- Hey back off, hand bag.
1213
00:49:19,873 --> 00:49:21,666
This is ladies night.
1214
00:49:21,666 --> 00:49:24,544
(crowd applauding)
1215
00:49:26,546 --> 00:49:27,338
- Larry!
1216
00:49:29,048 --> 00:49:30,592
- Mr. Shoop?
1217
00:49:30,592 --> 00:49:31,509
What are you doing here?
1218
00:49:31,509 --> 00:49:33,011
- What am I doing here?
1219
00:49:33,011 --> 00:49:35,054
You do this every night?
1220
00:49:35,054 --> 00:49:36,764
- We have Mondays off.
1221
00:49:36,764 --> 00:49:38,308
- Listen man, you can't
tell anybody, okay?
1222
00:49:38,308 --> 00:49:39,976
They I think I'm 21.
1223
00:49:39,976 --> 00:49:42,687
- You were fabulous.
1224
00:49:42,687 --> 00:49:43,855
This is from both of us.
1225
00:49:44,814 --> 00:49:45,899
- I'm in the wrong business.
1226
00:49:45,899 --> 00:49:47,066
Yeah, but about school Larry,
1227
00:49:47,066 --> 00:49:48,318
I mean I think if you could sneak in
1228
00:49:48,318 --> 00:49:49,152
a couple of hours sleep,
1229
00:49:49,152 --> 00:49:51,070
you can catch up with
the rest of the class.
1230
00:49:51,070 --> 00:49:52,947
- Mr. Shoop man, think
about what you're saying.
1231
00:49:52,947 --> 00:49:54,741
I mean if you could be 17 again
1232
00:49:54,741 --> 00:49:57,744
and you know then what you know now.
1233
00:49:57,744 --> 00:49:59,204
- Yeah.
1234
00:49:59,204 --> 00:49:59,996
- Well I know.
1235
00:50:03,875 --> 00:50:04,751
- I hate that kid.
1236
00:50:06,336 --> 00:50:09,214
- Who we admire most in the world
1237
00:50:09,214 --> 00:50:10,507
and why.
1238
00:50:11,716 --> 00:50:13,968
The person we admire
most in the world
1239
00:50:13,968 --> 00:50:17,305
is makeup artist and
creature creator Rick Baker.
1240
00:50:17,305 --> 00:50:19,432
- His wonderfully gruesome slime splatters
1241
00:50:19,432 --> 00:50:22,519
and slobber tubes in
American Werewolf in London
1242
00:50:22,519 --> 00:50:25,021
won him a richly deserved Oscar.
1243
00:50:25,021 --> 00:50:27,607
That is why we admire makeup artist
1244
00:50:27,607 --> 00:50:30,026
and creature creator Rick Baker
1245
00:50:30,026 --> 00:50:33,196
very very very very very very very.
1246
00:50:33,196 --> 00:50:35,865
- Very, very, very, very, very, very,
1247
00:50:35,865 --> 00:50:38,868
- Very, very, very, very, very,
very, very, very,
1248
00:50:38,868 --> 00:50:41,371
- Very, very, very, very,
very, very much.
1249
00:50:42,455 --> 00:50:43,373
That's 100 words on the nose.
1250
00:50:43,373 --> 00:50:44,707
- You can count if you want.
1251
00:50:45,625 --> 00:50:48,628
- It is not easy to pick
the person I admire most.
1252
00:50:48,628 --> 00:50:50,880
I admire people for different reasons.
1253
00:50:50,880 --> 00:50:53,591
The way they surf or teach
English from the heart,
1254
00:50:53,591 --> 00:50:54,634
help the homeless.
1255
00:50:55,969 --> 00:50:59,097
To pick one person is so
unfair to everyone else.
1256
00:50:59,097 --> 00:51:01,474
Isn't there enough pain in the world?
1257
00:51:01,474 --> 00:51:03,685
- Since there's no one I admire most,
1258
00:51:03,685 --> 00:51:05,853
this is about a person
I admire least.
1259
00:51:05,853 --> 00:51:07,480
My ex-boyfriend Andre.
1260
00:51:08,398 --> 00:51:10,024
If he ever tells you he
broke up with me first,
1261
00:51:10,024 --> 00:51:10,984
he's a lying dog.
1262
00:51:10,984 --> 00:51:13,653
'Cause I definitely told him
get out of my face first.
1263
00:51:13,653 --> 00:51:15,697
You know how I can tell
when he's lying?
1264
00:51:15,697 --> 00:51:17,991
His lips move, I'm serious.
1265
00:51:17,991 --> 00:51:19,158
He's so in love with his self
1266
00:51:19,158 --> 00:51:20,326
he oughta be dating a mirror.
1267
00:51:20,326 --> 00:51:22,620
The way he walks around in
them skin tight leather pants
1268
00:51:22,620 --> 00:51:24,372
thinking he's Rick James's
little brother or something.
1269
00:51:24,372 --> 00:51:26,082
Give the world a break.
1270
00:51:27,000 --> 00:51:28,376
- Denise, can I have your paper?
1271
00:51:28,376 --> 00:51:29,168
- Uh no.
1272
00:51:31,421 --> 00:51:32,255
- No?
1273
00:51:32,255 --> 00:51:34,132
- Well, I had to memorize my essay
1274
00:51:34,132 --> 00:51:36,467
due to the fact that
I was mugged by a gang
1275
00:51:36,467 --> 00:51:38,094
looking for money and homework.
1276
00:51:39,470 --> 00:51:40,430
- That happens.
1277
00:51:43,057 --> 00:51:45,602
Okay gang, mark your calendars.
1278
00:51:45,602 --> 00:51:46,894
Field trip next Monday.
1279
00:51:47,770 --> 00:51:48,646
- Where are we going?
1280
00:51:48,646 --> 00:51:49,564
Cock fights?
1281
00:51:50,732 --> 00:51:51,524
- Courthouse.
1282
00:51:52,984 --> 00:51:56,487
Your teacher was arrested for
giving vodka to some kids.
1283
00:51:59,115 --> 00:52:01,618
You and Dave won't want to miss it.
1284
00:52:01,618 --> 00:52:03,703
- You went to jail for us?
1285
00:52:03,703 --> 00:52:05,079
- On roller skates.
1286
00:52:05,079 --> 00:52:05,872
- Thanks man.
1287
00:52:07,040 --> 00:52:07,832
- Um hum.
1288
00:52:09,208 --> 00:52:11,544
(slow music)
1289
00:52:27,101 --> 00:52:27,894
Pam?
1290
00:52:29,145 --> 00:52:29,937
- Hi.
1291
00:52:33,608 --> 00:52:35,026
- What are you doing here?
1292
00:52:35,026 --> 00:52:36,486
- Remember I said I'd tell you my wish
1293
00:52:36,486 --> 00:52:38,237
when the time was right?
1294
00:52:38,237 --> 00:52:39,030
It's right.
1295
00:52:40,114 --> 00:52:42,241
- Your wish is to move in with me?
1296
00:52:42,241 --> 00:52:43,284
- I'm a great cook.
1297
00:52:44,994 --> 00:52:45,787
- Uh huh.
1298
00:52:49,082 --> 00:52:50,750
- I won't get in your way.
1299
00:52:50,750 --> 00:52:52,251
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
1300
00:52:52,251 --> 00:52:53,294
- You know we connect.
1301
00:52:54,921 --> 00:52:56,297
- Pam, look,
1302
00:52:56,297 --> 00:52:58,132
my place is very small.
1303
00:52:58,132 --> 00:52:58,925
- It's perfect.
1304
00:52:59,884 --> 00:53:02,595
Look, Tommy, that's my bother.
1305
00:53:02,595 --> 00:53:05,431
He had another kid and
Angela, she's his wife,
1306
00:53:05,431 --> 00:53:07,600
she wants to move the
twins back into Gail's room
1307
00:53:07,600 --> 00:53:08,851
and then put Sally in the den,
1308
00:53:08,851 --> 00:53:09,686
which means I lose the couch.
1309
00:53:09,686 --> 00:53:12,271
- Yeah well my couch is
real barbecued.
1310
00:53:12,271 --> 00:53:14,190
- The floor is fine.
1311
00:53:14,190 --> 00:53:16,526
Mr. Shoop, everybody else got their wish.
1312
00:53:23,074 --> 00:53:24,033
- Okay, Pam.
1313
00:53:26,369 --> 00:53:27,578
If I let you stay here
1314
00:53:28,538 --> 00:53:31,165
it's only temporary until
you find another place, okay?
1315
00:53:34,293 --> 00:53:35,169
- I can stay!
1316
00:53:36,462 --> 00:53:37,422
- Who are you talking to?
1317
00:53:37,422 --> 00:53:40,883
- Um, this is Tommy and Angela.
- Hi.
1318
00:53:40,883 --> 00:53:42,593
And Gail, and Sally, and Sly,
1319
00:53:42,593 --> 00:53:46,389
and the twins, Chuck and
Bob and Tommy Junior.
1320
00:53:46,389 --> 00:53:47,640
This is Mr. Shoop.
1321
00:53:47,640 --> 00:53:50,518
- How are you doing?
- Nice to meet you.
1322
00:53:52,103 --> 00:53:54,105
(woman screaming)
1323
00:53:54,105 --> 00:53:56,482
- [Dave] She screams so well.
1324
00:53:57,692 --> 00:53:59,318
Ah, don't be a wuss!
1325
00:54:00,236 --> 00:54:01,028
Shut up!
1326
00:54:02,238 --> 00:54:03,030
- Run, run!
1327
00:54:04,532 --> 00:54:06,534
- Larry, Larry wake up,
you're missing this!
1328
00:54:06,534 --> 00:54:08,119
- Larry's not missing a thing.
1329
00:54:08,119 --> 00:54:09,245
Let him sleep.
1330
00:54:11,289 --> 00:54:14,500
- Leatherface, Leatherface,
Leatherface, Leatherface.
1331
00:54:14,500 --> 00:54:15,293
Oh no!
1332
00:54:16,669 --> 00:54:17,503
(kids gasping)
1333
00:54:17,503 --> 00:54:20,089
Okay everybody, that's not a real person.
1334
00:54:20,089 --> 00:54:21,883
It's a stunt man.
1335
00:54:21,883 --> 00:54:23,468
Okay now this, this right here
1336
00:54:23,468 --> 00:54:25,136
isn't gonna bother him
1337
00:54:25,136 --> 00:54:26,554
because he's insane, okay?
1338
00:54:33,394 --> 00:54:35,897
- Good Lord, what are you watching?
1339
00:54:35,897 --> 00:54:37,482
- [Dave] Do the dance for me baby!
1340
00:54:37,482 --> 00:54:38,941
- [Shoop] New film from the district.
1341
00:54:38,941 --> 00:54:40,568
Safe use of power tools.
1342
00:54:40,568 --> 00:54:42,111
- Special delivery.
1343
00:54:42,111 --> 00:54:43,446
I don't wanna know what this is, do I?
1344
00:54:43,446 --> 00:54:44,405
- No, probably not.
1345
00:54:48,743 --> 00:54:51,746
(class applauding)
(indistinct chatter)
1346
00:54:51,746 --> 00:54:52,830
- What did you think of that,
Anna-Maria?
1347
00:54:52,830 --> 00:54:54,874
- God, it was really American.
1348
00:54:54,874 --> 00:54:58,628
- American yes, it's an
American masterpiece.
1349
00:54:58,628 --> 00:55:01,172
It's it's, talk about gutsy endings.
1350
00:55:01,172 --> 00:55:02,715
The girl, the girl gets away
1351
00:55:02,715 --> 00:55:03,758
and our hero Leatherface,
1352
00:55:03,758 --> 00:55:05,009
he chainsaws his own legs.
1353
00:55:05,009 --> 00:55:05,843
Two thumbs up.
1354
00:55:05,843 --> 00:55:07,637
- [Dave] Make that four for gore.
1355
00:55:07,637 --> 00:55:10,056
- Listen up, I wanna read you something.
1356
00:55:10,056 --> 00:55:11,432
Dear Mr. Francis Gremp,
1357
00:55:12,308 --> 00:55:14,101
thank you for informing us of your problem
1358
00:55:14,101 --> 00:55:16,562
with our Cool Dude sunglasses.
1359
00:55:16,562 --> 00:55:17,897
- It worked!
1360
00:55:17,897 --> 00:55:19,899
- Please accept this
assortment of Cool Dudes
1361
00:55:19,899 --> 00:55:21,108
with our compliments.
1362
00:55:21,108 --> 00:55:23,277
- All right, it's Christmas-time.
1363
00:55:23,277 --> 00:55:24,570
Free glasses!
1364
00:55:24,570 --> 00:55:25,863
- Are these free, wow!
1365
00:55:25,863 --> 00:55:27,698
- We know you'll find
them well constructed
1366
00:55:27,698 --> 00:55:30,034
and we hope your
organization will see no need
1367
00:55:30,034 --> 00:55:32,203
to pursue with the boycott.
1368
00:55:32,203 --> 00:55:34,580
Sincerely, Wayne Appleton.
1369
00:55:34,580 --> 00:55:36,332
President, Cool Dude, Inc.
1370
00:55:36,332 --> 00:55:38,417
- All right, power of the pen.
1371
00:55:38,417 --> 00:55:39,877
- Hey, thanks Chainsaw!
1372
00:55:42,421 --> 00:55:44,465
- Man, you think you can
help me with my letter?
1373
00:55:44,465 --> 00:55:46,050
You know, make it sound official?
1374
00:55:46,050 --> 00:55:46,843
- Sure, Denise.
1375
00:55:49,178 --> 00:55:50,304
You wanna give it to me.
1376
00:55:54,392 --> 00:55:57,603
(bell ringing)
1377
00:55:57,603 --> 00:55:59,397
- Okay, for extra homework
1378
00:55:59,397 --> 00:56:01,440
write a review of Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
1379
00:56:04,986 --> 00:56:07,071
- Rhonda, um...
1380
00:56:08,197 --> 00:56:10,032
Uh, if you're not doing
anything tomorrow night
1381
00:56:10,032 --> 00:56:12,785
I thought maybe we could do something.
1382
00:56:12,785 --> 00:56:15,705
- Oh I have a Lamaze class
tomorrow night.
1383
00:56:15,705 --> 00:56:18,374
Do you wanna go with me?
1384
00:56:18,374 --> 00:56:20,167
- Um, what about Mr. Shoop?
1385
00:56:20,167 --> 00:56:21,586
- Oh he won't care.
1386
00:56:21,586 --> 00:56:24,547
I mean, if you don't mind being my coach.
1387
00:56:24,547 --> 00:56:26,132
- I wouldn't mind at all.
1388
00:56:26,132 --> 00:56:26,924
- Great.
1389
00:56:31,387 --> 00:56:32,179
- See you.
1390
00:56:34,056 --> 00:56:35,016
- Mr. Shoop.
1391
00:56:37,727 --> 00:56:39,478
You should see this,
1392
00:56:39,478 --> 00:56:42,064
but you can't let Denise
know I showed you.
1393
00:56:42,064 --> 00:56:42,857
Okay?
1394
00:56:43,733 --> 00:56:44,525
- Okay.
1395
00:56:53,117 --> 00:56:53,910
- Shoop.
1396
00:56:55,828 --> 00:56:56,954
This girl's dyslexic.
1397
00:56:58,497 --> 00:57:00,041
- What are you talking about?
1398
00:57:00,041 --> 00:57:00,875
That's not in her file.
1399
00:57:00,875 --> 00:57:01,709
- This is serious.
1400
00:57:01,709 --> 00:57:02,627
You gotta get her some help.
1401
00:57:04,837 --> 00:57:05,922
- Well, how could she get this far
1402
00:57:05,922 --> 00:57:07,548
without anybody finding out?
1403
00:57:07,548 --> 00:57:09,884
- She slipped through the system.
1404
00:57:09,884 --> 00:57:12,428
- What happens when she
gets out in the real world?
1405
00:57:12,428 --> 00:57:13,262
- Wait a minute.
1406
00:57:13,262 --> 00:57:14,805
Is this the same guy that
took his English class
1407
00:57:14,805 --> 00:57:15,932
to the petting zoo?
1408
00:57:16,891 --> 00:57:17,725
- Um hum.
1409
00:57:17,725 --> 00:57:18,976
- How'd you get those kids to work?
1410
00:57:18,976 --> 00:57:19,769
- Bribed them.
1411
00:57:23,564 --> 00:57:24,398
What would it take to get you
1412
00:57:24,398 --> 00:57:25,441
to have dinner with me tonight?
1413
00:57:25,441 --> 00:57:26,984
- That would be very expensive.
1414
00:57:33,532 --> 00:57:35,326
I'm having dinner with Gills.
1415
00:57:35,326 --> 00:57:37,370
- Big Phil again, huh?
1416
00:57:37,370 --> 00:57:38,621
Come on Robin, be honest.
1417
00:57:38,621 --> 00:57:39,789
Isn't he a bite in the ass?
1418
00:57:39,789 --> 00:57:41,707
- No, he's not a bite in the ass.
1419
00:57:41,707 --> 00:57:43,209
He happens to be very...
1420
00:57:46,879 --> 00:57:47,672
Articulate.
1421
00:57:49,298 --> 00:57:50,091
Cultured.
1422
00:57:51,759 --> 00:57:52,885
Extraordinarily tidy.
1423
00:57:54,345 --> 00:57:55,846
- Tall, dark and tidy.
1424
00:57:55,846 --> 00:57:57,181
That's a magic combination.
1425
00:57:59,016 --> 00:58:00,601
Not in love with him, are you?
1426
00:58:00,601 --> 00:58:01,435
- None of your business.
1427
00:58:01,435 --> 00:58:02,395
- Sure it is.
- [Robin] No it isn't.
1428
00:58:02,395 --> 00:58:03,229
- Yes it is.
1429
00:58:03,229 --> 00:58:04,063
You tell me you love him,
1430
00:58:04,063 --> 00:58:05,272
I'll stop asking you out.
1431
00:58:05,272 --> 00:58:06,899
- How am I gonna tell you I love him
1432
00:58:06,899 --> 00:58:07,984
when it's all so new?
1433
00:58:07,984 --> 00:58:09,068
- Ha, I knew it!
1434
00:58:10,152 --> 00:58:12,571
See Robin, he's not the guy for you.
1435
00:58:12,571 --> 00:58:16,158
You need an intelligent
sensitive man who can skate.
1436
00:58:16,158 --> 00:58:17,618
- Do you know such a guy?
1437
00:58:17,618 --> 00:58:19,412
- Oh, they're hard to find.
1438
00:58:20,663 --> 00:58:21,914
But now that I know
what you're looking for,
1439
00:58:21,914 --> 00:58:22,748
I'll keep my eye out.
1440
00:58:22,748 --> 00:58:24,041
- Would you?
1441
00:58:25,459 --> 00:58:26,919
- Looking good, Denise.
1442
00:58:26,919 --> 00:58:27,837
Good luck.
1443
00:58:27,837 --> 00:58:31,257
- Sir, you are really going
to earn your money today.
1444
00:58:37,263 --> 00:58:38,180
- Francs Gremp?
1445
00:58:38,180 --> 00:58:39,265
- Call me Chainsaw.
1446
00:58:39,265 --> 00:58:40,599
- You're up next.
1447
00:58:40,599 --> 00:58:41,559
- You hold on a sec?
1448
00:58:43,227 --> 00:58:44,311
Dad's late.
1449
00:58:44,311 --> 00:58:45,563
He's so irresponsible.
1450
00:58:45,563 --> 00:58:47,398
I said dad, three o'clock sharp.
1451
00:58:47,398 --> 00:58:50,067
But no, it's just in
one ear, out the other.
1452
00:58:51,152 --> 00:58:51,986
I need your car.
1453
00:58:52,945 --> 00:58:54,196
- You wanna use my car?
1454
00:58:54,196 --> 00:58:56,157
- Just, I'm under adult supervision.
1455
00:59:00,411 --> 00:59:02,621
- Chainsaw, you take your test
1456
00:59:02,621 --> 00:59:05,624
and you bring my car
right back here to me.
1457
00:59:06,625 --> 00:59:08,127
- You make me proud to be an American.
1458
00:59:08,127 --> 00:59:09,712
Dave, kiss this man.
1459
00:59:09,712 --> 00:59:11,005
You, come with me.
1460
00:59:11,005 --> 00:59:11,839
No, no, you stay there.
1461
00:59:11,839 --> 00:59:13,591
I'll bring the car to you.
1462
00:59:13,591 --> 00:59:15,259
You back this up, I'm
taking a test, all right?
1463
00:59:15,259 --> 00:59:16,927
Just move all the way back.
1464
00:59:24,143 --> 00:59:25,019
- What, what'd I do?
1465
00:59:25,019 --> 00:59:26,604
- Don't worry about me.
1466
00:59:26,604 --> 00:59:28,147
See those cars on the right?
1467
00:59:28,147 --> 00:59:29,482
Go ahead and park in between them.
1468
00:59:29,482 --> 00:59:30,691
- What do you mean?
1469
00:59:30,691 --> 00:59:32,401
You mean parallel park?
1470
00:59:32,401 --> 00:59:33,235
- Something wrong?
1471
00:59:34,320 --> 00:59:35,446
- No, nothing.
1472
00:59:46,207 --> 00:59:48,167
(whimsical music)
1473
00:59:48,167 --> 00:59:51,796
(wheels screeching)
1474
00:59:51,796 --> 00:59:53,214
Yeah!
1475
00:59:53,214 --> 00:59:54,924
(upbeat pop music)
1476
00:59:54,924 --> 00:59:57,718
- We going on the freeway?
1477
00:59:57,718 --> 00:59:59,512
- I think we'll just
stay in the neighborhood.
1478
01:00:04,266 --> 01:00:06,560
Mr. Gremp, why are you
driving with only one hand?
1479
01:00:06,560 --> 01:00:09,271
- Oh, this hand's gotta be
free to put around the babes.
1480
01:00:11,273 --> 01:00:13,651
What are you marking me out
just 'cause I'm doing that?
1481
01:00:13,651 --> 01:00:15,653
- Watch the dip!
(tires screeching)
1482
01:00:15,653 --> 01:00:17,696
(horn honking)
1483
01:00:17,696 --> 01:00:18,739
(indistinct shouting)
1484
01:00:18,739 --> 01:00:19,990
(loud crashing)
1485
01:00:19,990 --> 01:00:22,243
- Don't you ever, ever yell at the driver!
1486
01:00:22,243 --> 01:00:23,285
Do you hear me?
1487
01:00:23,285 --> 01:00:24,120
Where are you going?
1488
01:00:24,120 --> 01:00:25,996
- Back, the test is over.
1489
01:00:25,996 --> 01:00:26,789
- No way!
1490
01:00:27,748 --> 01:00:29,750
(metal clattering)
1491
01:00:29,750 --> 01:00:30,751
This is your fault.
1492
01:00:30,751 --> 01:00:33,462
This is bullshit, come on!
1493
01:00:33,462 --> 01:00:34,797
I stayed sober for this.
1494
01:00:34,797 --> 01:00:35,965
You can't do this.
1495
01:00:36,966 --> 01:00:38,676
Come back you dumb dildo!
1496
01:00:38,676 --> 01:00:39,510
Wait, no.
1497
01:00:39,510 --> 01:00:40,344
You're not a dildo.
1498
01:00:40,344 --> 01:00:41,387
I was joking, that was a joke.
1499
01:00:41,387 --> 01:00:43,013
Come on, be cool, one more chance.
1500
01:00:44,765 --> 01:00:45,850
Wait, um...
1501
01:00:47,309 --> 01:00:49,145
- You lost points for driving too slow
1502
01:00:49,145 --> 01:00:50,855
and not accepting the right of way.
1503
01:00:51,730 --> 01:00:52,982
- Failed again.
1504
01:00:52,982 --> 01:00:54,942
- 70 is passing.
1505
01:00:54,942 --> 01:00:55,734
72.
1506
01:00:57,653 --> 01:00:58,612
- I Passed?
1507
01:00:58,612 --> 01:01:00,239
- You passed.
1508
01:01:00,239 --> 01:01:02,116
- I passed, oh I did!
1509
01:01:02,116 --> 01:01:02,908
I Passed!
1510
01:01:04,118 --> 01:01:04,910
I Passed!
1511
01:01:06,537 --> 01:01:07,329
I Passed!
1512
01:01:09,832 --> 01:01:11,500
I Passed!
1513
01:01:11,500 --> 01:01:12,585
- I'm proud of you.
1514
01:01:12,585 --> 01:01:13,586
Congratulations, Denise.
1515
01:01:13,586 --> 01:01:14,962
- Oh man I couldn't have
done it without you really.
1516
01:01:14,962 --> 01:01:17,006
- Now come on, you drove the car.
1517
01:01:17,006 --> 01:01:18,549
- Well look I owe you one, all right?
1518
01:01:18,549 --> 01:01:19,508
- Yeah.
1519
01:01:19,508 --> 01:01:20,301
- Yeah.
1520
01:01:21,427 --> 01:01:24,638
- Okay, tell you something
you can do for me.
1521
01:01:24,638 --> 01:01:25,472
- What?
1522
01:01:25,472 --> 01:01:26,307
- Get some help with your reading.
1523
01:01:26,307 --> 01:01:27,558
- Man.
- Listen, Denise.
1524
01:01:27,558 --> 01:01:30,394
What you have is a learning
disorder called dyslexia.
1525
01:01:31,353 --> 01:01:32,313
You need to retrain your brain
1526
01:01:32,313 --> 01:01:34,231
to deal with information in a new way.
1527
01:01:34,231 --> 01:01:35,733
There's a specialist that
will help you after school.
1528
01:01:35,733 --> 01:01:36,567
- Look, I'm doing all right.
1529
01:01:36,567 --> 01:01:37,651
- Yeah, you are.
1530
01:01:37,651 --> 01:01:39,528
But you could be doing so much better.
1531
01:01:40,738 --> 01:01:41,739
But that's up to you.
1532
01:01:43,324 --> 01:01:44,116
Hey.
1533
01:01:45,534 --> 01:01:46,368
Think about it, okay?
1534
01:01:46,368 --> 01:01:47,703
- Okay, free film.
1535
01:01:47,703 --> 01:01:49,079
Free developing.
1536
01:01:49,079 --> 01:01:51,498
Come on, what more could you want?
1537
01:01:51,498 --> 01:01:53,667
Here.
(whimsical music)
1538
01:01:53,667 --> 01:01:54,501
My dad's a butcher.
1539
01:01:54,501 --> 01:01:56,962
You like veal cutlet from Minnesota?
1540
01:01:56,962 --> 01:01:57,755
Milk that.
1541
01:02:02,676 --> 01:02:05,679
(oven timer buzzing)
1542
01:02:16,065 --> 01:02:19,151
- Oh hi honey, how was your day?
1543
01:02:19,151 --> 01:02:19,944
- Hectic.
1544
01:02:22,071 --> 01:02:23,989
Boy something smells good.
1545
01:02:23,989 --> 01:02:25,407
- Manicotti.
1546
01:02:25,407 --> 01:02:26,242
Perfect timing.
1547
01:02:26,242 --> 01:02:28,869
Why don't you start on
the cheese and crackers.
1548
01:02:28,869 --> 01:02:30,913
(knocking on door)
1549
01:02:30,913 --> 01:02:32,915
- Yeah, it's open.
1550
01:02:32,915 --> 01:02:34,208
- [Robin] Hi.
1551
01:02:34,208 --> 01:02:35,125
- Hey.
1552
01:02:35,125 --> 01:02:37,461
- I just brought this Ray Bradbury book...
1553
01:02:38,379 --> 01:02:39,880
Maybe I should come back later.
1554
01:02:39,880 --> 01:02:40,673
- Why?
1555
01:02:42,883 --> 01:02:44,385
- Hi Miss Bishop.
1556
01:02:44,385 --> 01:02:45,177
- Hi.
1557
01:02:46,303 --> 01:02:48,681
- Oh, Robin, Pam House.
1558
01:02:48,681 --> 01:02:50,099
One of my students.
1559
01:02:50,099 --> 01:02:52,518
Pam, Robin Bishop.
1560
01:02:52,518 --> 01:02:53,769
- Hi.
1561
01:02:53,769 --> 01:02:54,520
- Hi, Pam.
1562
01:02:57,147 --> 01:02:59,149
- Freddy, I really didn't
make enough for three.
1563
01:02:59,149 --> 01:03:01,235
If you're planning on
inviting company for dinner
1564
01:03:01,235 --> 01:03:02,945
I wish you'd call and let me know.
1565
01:03:02,945 --> 01:03:03,946
- No, he wasn't actually.
1566
01:03:03,946 --> 01:03:06,031
I just stopped by to
help him with his lesson,
1567
01:03:06,031 --> 01:03:07,449
but we can do that in the morning.
1568
01:03:07,449 --> 01:03:09,285
- Oh, morning is much better.
1569
01:03:09,285 --> 01:03:10,786
I'll make French toast
for the three of us.
1570
01:03:10,786 --> 01:03:12,413
Do you like French toast?
1571
01:03:12,413 --> 01:03:14,039
- I bet she makes great French toast.
1572
01:03:14,039 --> 01:03:16,500
- I actually meant morning at school.
1573
01:03:16,500 --> 01:03:17,543
- [Pam] Oh fine.
1574
01:03:17,543 --> 01:03:18,961
- It's nice to meet you, Pam.
1575
01:03:18,961 --> 01:03:20,212
- [Pam] You too.
1576
01:03:26,677 --> 01:03:27,469
- Robin.
1577
01:03:28,679 --> 01:03:31,181
- I know this is none of my business.
1578
01:03:31,181 --> 01:03:32,975
But what the hell is going on in there?
1579
01:03:32,975 --> 01:03:35,060
- There's nothing going on in there.
1580
01:03:35,060 --> 01:03:36,061
Remember those bribes?
1581
01:03:36,061 --> 01:03:38,147
Well, Pam needed a place to stay.
1582
01:03:38,147 --> 01:03:39,481
- How long has she been here?
1583
01:03:39,481 --> 01:03:40,858
- A couple of days.
1584
01:03:42,026 --> 01:03:43,652
Look, my laundry has
never smelled so good.
1585
01:03:43,652 --> 01:03:45,112
Here, take a whiff.
1586
01:03:45,112 --> 01:03:46,739
- I'm sure it's April fresh.
1587
01:03:48,073 --> 01:03:51,368
I just hope having a
maid is worth the damage
1588
01:03:51,368 --> 01:03:52,911
you could do to that young girl.
1589
01:03:54,204 --> 01:03:54,997
See you tomorrow.
1590
01:04:03,339 --> 01:04:04,840
- All ready.
1591
01:04:04,840 --> 01:04:06,508
- Great.
1592
01:04:06,508 --> 01:04:07,426
- French or Italian?
1593
01:04:08,427 --> 01:04:09,303
- French.
1594
01:04:11,096 --> 01:04:11,889
- I knew it.
1595
01:04:14,641 --> 01:04:16,101
- Pam.
1596
01:04:16,101 --> 01:04:17,728
We gotta talk.
1597
01:04:17,728 --> 01:04:18,562
- Sure, what's up?
1598
01:04:19,938 --> 01:04:21,482
- I think you are a great girl.
1599
01:04:22,358 --> 01:04:23,984
- And I think you're a great guy.
1600
01:04:26,153 --> 01:04:27,112
- God, this is hard.
1601
01:04:28,197 --> 01:04:29,573
- Freddy, go ahead.
1602
01:04:29,573 --> 01:04:30,908
You can tell me anything.
1603
01:04:33,577 --> 01:04:35,037
- Okay.
1604
01:04:35,037 --> 01:04:37,581
You know how when
you're on your board
1605
01:04:37,581 --> 01:04:39,166
and you see the perfect
wave rolling in
1606
01:04:39,166 --> 01:04:40,125
and you think you got it?
1607
01:04:40,125 --> 01:04:41,543
- Um hum.
1608
01:04:41,543 --> 01:04:44,588
- Only something happens
and you don't get it.
1609
01:04:44,588 --> 01:04:47,341
I mean, the key to the
whole thing is timing.
1610
01:04:47,341 --> 01:04:50,094
If you're even a little
out of sync, you're grim,
1611
01:04:50,094 --> 01:04:52,054
you've blown the barrel, you're seaweed,
1612
01:04:53,097 --> 01:04:54,306
but then you look outside
1613
01:04:55,307 --> 01:04:56,850
and you see an even more perfect wave
1614
01:04:56,850 --> 01:04:58,519
than the first perfect wave.
1615
01:04:58,519 --> 01:05:00,104
And that's the one you catch.
1616
01:05:01,146 --> 01:05:02,189
Do you know what I mean?
1617
01:05:02,189 --> 01:05:03,732
- Yeah.
1618
01:05:03,732 --> 01:05:05,234
Yeah, I get it.
1619
01:05:05,234 --> 01:05:07,319
Surfing metaphors.
1620
01:05:07,319 --> 01:05:08,195
You're the perfect wave.
1621
01:05:08,195 --> 01:05:09,321
And I'm seaweed.
1622
01:05:09,321 --> 01:05:10,697
And if you want me out of
your house just say it.
1623
01:05:10,697 --> 01:05:12,783
- No, no, I'm not the perfect wave.
1624
01:05:12,783 --> 01:05:14,827
It's not just that I
want you out of my house.
1625
01:05:14,827 --> 01:05:16,745
- No, you want me out of your life.
1626
01:05:17,996 --> 01:05:19,706
- Pam look, I'm your teacher.
1627
01:05:19,706 --> 01:05:21,667
- No, no.
1628
01:05:21,667 --> 01:05:24,253
Look, anytime one person lets himself
1629
01:05:24,253 --> 01:05:25,921
care deeply about another person
1630
01:05:25,921 --> 01:05:29,550
that person runs a risk of
being rejected and destroyed.
1631
01:05:29,550 --> 01:05:30,801
I'll go get my things.
1632
01:05:30,801 --> 01:05:31,635
- Now wait a minute.
1633
01:05:31,635 --> 01:05:32,469
Look, you've cooked dinner.
1634
01:05:32,469 --> 01:05:33,804
It looks beautiful.
1635
01:05:33,804 --> 01:05:34,930
Let's sit down, eat.
1636
01:05:36,223 --> 01:05:37,057
- It's just food.
1637
01:05:43,522 --> 01:05:46,775
- Okay, I'm going to
collect your book reports.
1638
01:05:46,775 --> 01:05:48,318
Then we are on our way to court.
1639
01:05:49,319 --> 01:05:50,112
Homework, Pam?
1640
01:05:53,031 --> 01:05:55,534
- You expect me to relate
to the written word
1641
01:05:55,534 --> 01:05:57,202
after the hell you put me through?
1642
01:05:58,203 --> 01:05:59,288
Talk about shallow.
1643
01:05:59,288 --> 01:06:00,998
I've stepped in deeper puddles.
1644
01:06:00,998 --> 01:06:01,832
- You're excused.
1645
01:06:05,878 --> 01:06:07,880
- Mr. Shoop, don't you want mine?
1646
01:06:09,423 --> 01:06:11,633
- Larry, you're awake!
1647
01:06:11,633 --> 01:06:13,177
With homework!
1648
01:06:13,177 --> 01:06:14,011
What's wrong with you?
1649
01:06:14,011 --> 01:06:14,845
- I got fired.
1650
01:06:14,845 --> 01:06:16,013
They found out my real age.
1651
01:06:16,013 --> 01:06:17,181
- Hey, I didn't say a word.
1652
01:06:17,181 --> 01:06:18,015
- No it's all right.
1653
01:06:18,015 --> 01:06:19,516
My mom came to a show.
1654
01:06:19,516 --> 01:06:20,392
- Your mother?
1655
01:06:20,392 --> 01:06:22,227
- It was a nightmare.
1656
01:06:22,227 --> 01:06:23,270
And before she knew who I was
1657
01:06:23,270 --> 01:06:26,106
she put five bucks in G string.
1658
01:06:26,106 --> 01:06:27,107
And then my aunt Edna,
1659
01:06:27,107 --> 01:06:28,066
she kisses me.
1660
01:06:29,109 --> 01:06:30,319
With tongue.
1661
01:06:30,319 --> 01:06:31,570
And rips off my mask.
1662
01:06:31,570 --> 01:06:33,155
And mom freaked out.
1663
01:06:34,406 --> 01:06:35,741
She made me put on her coat.
1664
01:06:37,034 --> 01:06:37,868
- Sorry.
1665
01:06:37,868 --> 01:06:38,702
- You're sorry?
1666
01:06:38,702 --> 01:06:40,787
I'm at my sexual peak.
1667
01:06:40,787 --> 01:06:42,122
Once a guy hits 18
1668
01:06:43,165 --> 01:06:44,208
it's all downhill.
1669
01:06:45,167 --> 01:06:46,502
- But it's a lovely ride.
1670
01:06:47,419 --> 01:06:50,130
- Mr. Shoop, why did you
tell the arresting officers
1671
01:06:50,130 --> 01:06:53,592
that the vodka found in
the possession of Mr. Gremp
1672
01:06:53,592 --> 01:06:56,011
and Mr. Frazier belonged to you?
1673
01:06:56,011 --> 01:06:57,888
- Your honor, I was trying to
keep a couple of my students
1674
01:06:57,888 --> 01:06:59,264
out of trouble.
1675
01:06:59,264 --> 01:07:02,059
David and Francis have
enough problems as it is.
1676
01:07:02,059 --> 01:07:03,769
- It's true, your honor.
1677
01:07:03,769 --> 01:07:05,562
- Our lives are a mess.
1678
01:07:05,562 --> 01:07:06,396
(gavel pounding)
1679
01:07:06,396 --> 01:07:08,398
- Guys, don't help.
1680
01:07:08,398 --> 01:07:12,528
- Where did you young men
obtain the vodka in question?
1681
01:07:12,528 --> 01:07:13,403
- From Murray.
1682
01:07:13,403 --> 01:07:14,238
- Who's Murray.
1683
01:07:14,238 --> 01:07:15,280
- You know Murray.
1684
01:07:15,280 --> 01:07:16,532
Everybody knows Murray.
1685
01:07:17,574 --> 01:07:19,743
From Murray's Liquor.
1686
01:07:19,743 --> 01:07:22,329
- Didn't this Murray
ask to see proof of age?
1687
01:07:22,329 --> 01:07:24,164
- Well I come out pretty mature.
1688
01:07:24,164 --> 01:07:26,375
- Did you show him proof of age or not?
1689
01:07:26,375 --> 01:07:27,960
- Yeah, I guess I did.
1690
01:07:27,960 --> 01:07:28,919
- May I see it please?
1691
01:07:28,919 --> 01:07:31,171
- Um, I'd rather you didn't.
1692
01:07:31,171 --> 01:07:32,130
- I'd rather I did.
1693
01:07:40,806 --> 01:07:44,142
You were a black Marine in 1968?
1694
01:07:44,142 --> 01:07:45,644
(courtroom laughing)
1695
01:07:45,644 --> 01:07:47,396
- Vietnam.
1696
01:07:47,396 --> 01:07:49,856
A war puts a man through
many many changes.
1697
01:07:49,856 --> 01:07:52,109
- Young man, the possession
of false identification
1698
01:07:52,109 --> 01:07:55,904
and of alcohol by a
minor are serious crimes.
1699
01:07:55,904 --> 01:07:57,698
You've just confessed to both of them.
1700
01:07:57,698 --> 01:07:59,408
- I didn't mean to.
1701
01:07:59,408 --> 01:08:01,034
- Well ever since the arresting officers
1702
01:08:01,034 --> 01:08:02,035
let you off with a warning,
1703
01:08:02,035 --> 01:08:03,412
I'll probably do the same.
1704
01:08:05,038 --> 01:08:06,623
- Is this guy bitching or what?
1705
01:08:06,623 --> 01:08:08,208
- Now Mr. Shoop...
1706
01:08:08,208 --> 01:08:09,001
- Your honor.
1707
01:08:10,836 --> 01:08:12,254
My name is Robin Elizabeth Bishop
1708
01:08:12,254 --> 01:08:15,090
and I'm also on the
faculty with the defendant.
1709
01:08:16,133 --> 01:08:20,345
I submit that this man went
to jail for his students.
1710
01:08:20,345 --> 01:08:24,182
Very few teachers ever exhibit
that degree of dedication.
1711
01:08:24,182 --> 01:08:25,934
Therefore, your honor, I move...
1712
01:08:25,934 --> 01:08:27,728
- Don't move, Miss Bishop.
1713
01:08:27,728 --> 01:08:29,563
You're out of order.
1714
01:08:29,563 --> 01:08:30,856
And you're also correct.
1715
01:08:30,856 --> 01:08:33,525
Mr. Shoop, these charges will be dropped.
1716
01:08:33,525 --> 01:08:34,901
Case dismissed.
(gavel pounding)
1717
01:08:34,901 --> 01:08:36,778
(courtroom applauding)
- [Dave] All right!
1718
01:08:36,778 --> 01:08:37,571
All right!
1719
01:08:41,867 --> 01:08:42,659
- Shoop!
1720
01:08:43,577 --> 01:08:44,828
Let me tell you something.
1721
01:08:44,828 --> 01:08:46,788
The judgment about that
dedicated teacher crap,
1722
01:08:46,788 --> 01:08:48,498
the fact remains that you covered up,
1723
01:08:48,498 --> 01:08:50,042
thereby condoning student drinking.
1724
01:08:50,042 --> 01:08:52,878
I am filing report for
Kelban with the entire story.
1725
01:08:52,878 --> 01:08:53,837
Face it.
1726
01:08:53,837 --> 01:08:55,005
Those kids' test scores
aren't going to save you.
1727
01:08:55,005 --> 01:08:56,798
Because they're losers
1728
01:08:56,798 --> 01:08:57,591
just like you.
1729
01:08:59,509 --> 01:09:00,469
Hi.
1730
01:09:00,469 --> 01:09:03,263
I was just congratulating
our good friend, Mr. Shoop.
1731
01:09:05,223 --> 01:09:07,267
Now how about lunch, sweetheart?
1732
01:09:07,267 --> 01:09:08,727
- Tell you what, sweetheart.
1733
01:09:08,727 --> 01:09:09,770
Why don't you go ahead,
1734
01:09:09,770 --> 01:09:12,439
order two lunches and eat them yourself.
1735
01:09:12,439 --> 01:09:13,690
One for each face.
1736
01:09:21,948 --> 01:09:23,533
- Okay.
1737
01:09:23,533 --> 01:09:25,285
Today we take a practice test.
1738
01:09:25,285 --> 01:09:27,454
Pinpoint each of the weak spots.
1739
01:09:27,454 --> 01:09:28,580
Then we work a couple hours after school
1740
01:09:28,580 --> 01:09:29,623
and really straighten them out.
1741
01:09:29,623 --> 01:09:30,791
- Whoa, whoa, wait, wait.
1742
01:09:30,791 --> 01:09:33,210
Practice test, extra class time?
1743
01:09:33,210 --> 01:09:34,336
That wasn't in the contract.
1744
01:09:34,336 --> 01:09:35,629
Eakian, get him.
1745
01:09:35,629 --> 01:09:36,922
- Hey the test is in two weeks.
1746
01:09:36,922 --> 01:09:38,423
You all need the extra work.
1747
01:09:38,423 --> 01:09:41,843
- I'm afraid we're gonna
need some extra incentive.
1748
01:09:41,843 --> 01:09:44,179
- Yeah, like a party with a band.
1749
01:09:44,179 --> 01:09:45,430
- I could use some wheels bad.
1750
01:09:45,430 --> 01:09:48,767
- And get me a job, man,
doing strip-o-grams.
1751
01:09:48,767 --> 01:09:50,227
- I don't believe this greed.
1752
01:09:50,227 --> 01:09:51,353
- Believe it man.
1753
01:09:51,353 --> 01:09:52,562
I need a house boy.
1754
01:09:52,562 --> 01:09:54,398
(kids laughing)
1755
01:09:54,398 --> 01:09:57,609
- It's a simple matter of
renegotiating our contracts.
1756
01:09:57,609 --> 01:09:59,319
- Renegotiate?
1757
01:09:59,319 --> 01:10:01,113
Who do you think you are, Teamsters?
1758
01:10:01,113 --> 01:10:02,447
- Yeah, Teamsters.
1759
01:10:02,447 --> 01:10:06,034
Strike!
(indistinct shouting)
1760
01:10:06,910 --> 01:10:08,203
(loud thudding)
1761
01:10:08,203 --> 01:10:10,497
- Look, for the past four weeks
1762
01:10:10,497 --> 01:10:13,166
I have given up all of my free time.
1763
01:10:13,166 --> 01:10:15,001
Had my body used for a tackling dummy,
1764
01:10:15,001 --> 01:10:16,628
my house trashed,
1765
01:10:16,628 --> 01:10:18,046
my couch set on fire,
1766
01:10:18,046 --> 01:10:19,548
my goldfish murdered,
1767
01:10:19,548 --> 01:10:20,799
my butt thrown in jail,
1768
01:10:20,799 --> 01:10:22,050
and my car wrecked.
1769
01:10:24,970 --> 01:10:27,139
All I'm asking for is
a little extra effort.
1770
01:10:28,765 --> 01:10:31,476
You know what's sad is you
guys can all pass that test.
1771
01:10:33,603 --> 01:10:35,355
But you're just so happy being failures
1772
01:10:35,355 --> 01:10:36,648
that you just don't know...
1773
01:10:37,649 --> 01:10:39,484
Why am I doing this?
1774
01:10:40,485 --> 01:10:41,278
Tell you what,
1775
01:10:43,321 --> 01:10:45,907
you guys drop out and be illiterate.
1776
01:10:45,907 --> 01:10:47,617
I'm going to Hawaii and be tan.
1777
01:10:50,412 --> 01:10:53,707
(door slamming)
1778
01:10:53,707 --> 01:10:54,750
- Have a cow.
1779
01:10:55,917 --> 01:10:56,710
- Damn!
1780
01:11:00,964 --> 01:11:03,216
Hey, thanks for the help.
1781
01:11:04,468 --> 01:11:05,260
Good luck.
1782
01:11:06,762 --> 01:11:07,596
- Where are you going?
1783
01:11:07,596 --> 01:11:08,847
- To quit.
1784
01:11:08,847 --> 01:11:09,973
- You can't quit.
1785
01:11:09,973 --> 01:11:12,058
- Sure I can, I never
got through to anybody.
1786
01:11:12,058 --> 01:11:12,851
- Oh, that's not true.
1787
01:11:12,851 --> 01:11:14,311
Those kids were learning.
1788
01:11:14,311 --> 01:11:15,145
You're not a quitter.
1789
01:11:15,145 --> 01:11:16,104
- Yes I am.
1790
01:11:16,104 --> 01:11:17,022
- How can you say that?
1791
01:11:17,022 --> 01:11:17,939
I've turned you down for dinner
1792
01:11:17,939 --> 01:11:20,025
at least a dozen times
in the last four weeks.
1793
01:11:20,025 --> 01:11:21,693
You haven't quit bugging me.
1794
01:11:21,693 --> 01:11:23,153
- Wanna go out to dinner tonight?
1795
01:11:23,153 --> 01:11:24,321
- Can't.
1796
01:11:24,321 --> 01:11:25,113
- See?
1797
01:11:28,658 --> 01:11:31,203
(indistinct chatter)
1798
01:11:31,203 --> 01:11:32,204
(hands clapping)
1799
01:11:32,204 --> 01:11:33,538
- Everybody take a seat.
1800
01:11:33,538 --> 01:11:35,916
You, in the cot, out of bed.
1801
01:11:35,916 --> 01:11:36,958
- Where's Mr. Shoop?
1802
01:11:36,958 --> 01:11:39,002
- Mr. Shoop has tendered his resignation.
1803
01:11:40,128 --> 01:11:40,921
Now sit down.
1804
01:11:42,047 --> 01:11:45,425
Would someone tell me what
Mr. Shoop had planned for today?
1805
01:11:45,425 --> 01:11:46,259
Yes?
1806
01:11:46,259 --> 01:11:47,093
- Group sex.
1807
01:11:47,093 --> 01:11:48,428
No, that's tomorrow!
1808
01:11:48,428 --> 01:11:49,888
Today is independent study
1809
01:11:49,888 --> 01:11:51,473
right after our mid-morning nap.
1810
01:11:51,473 --> 01:11:54,100
- Don't think you can
pull this BS with me.
1811
01:11:54,100 --> 01:11:55,811
I wanna see everybody
taking text books out
1812
01:11:55,811 --> 01:11:59,231
and turn to chapter seven.
1813
01:12:00,774 --> 01:12:01,691
- Read it again.
1814
01:12:05,153 --> 01:12:07,280
(humming)
1815
01:12:10,784 --> 01:12:11,910
Who's making that noise?
1816
01:12:14,287 --> 01:12:16,206
- What noise, I don't hear any noise?
1817
01:12:16,206 --> 01:12:17,582
What you got, dog ears?
1818
01:12:22,128 --> 01:12:24,339
- Chainsaw, stop doing that.
1819
01:12:24,339 --> 01:12:25,382
- Stop doing what?
1820
01:12:26,883 --> 01:12:27,717
You know I hear it too
1821
01:12:27,717 --> 01:12:28,760
and it's very annoying.
1822
01:12:28,760 --> 01:12:30,929
I wish you'd find the
hooligan that's responsible
1823
01:12:30,929 --> 01:12:34,057
because I am trying to
read chapter seven.
1824
01:12:34,057 --> 01:12:34,850
Again.
1825
01:12:45,026 --> 01:12:46,695
Mr. Gills, I just cannot study.
1826
01:12:46,695 --> 01:12:47,821
I'm going to the library.
1827
01:12:47,821 --> 01:12:50,407
- Chainsaw, sit down.
1828
01:12:50,407 --> 01:12:52,367
You people can hum til your lips fall off.
1829
01:12:52,367 --> 01:12:53,410
I could care less.
1830
01:12:53,410 --> 01:12:54,244
(bell ringing)
1831
01:12:54,244 --> 01:12:55,078
Wait a minute.
1832
01:12:55,078 --> 01:12:55,871
You're not dismissed.
1833
01:12:57,747 --> 01:12:58,707
You know I promise you,
1834
01:12:58,707 --> 01:13:00,792
you people act like psychopaths tomorrow
1835
01:13:00,792 --> 01:13:02,335
and you will be sorry.
1836
01:13:02,335 --> 01:13:04,212
- Ooh, we will be sorry.
1837
01:13:04,212 --> 01:13:07,090
- Mr. Gills sure does
know his child psychology.
1838
01:13:10,427 --> 01:13:12,679
- So Miss Cura, I just
wanted to let you know
1839
01:13:12,679 --> 01:13:14,389
that the children are
a little hyper active,
1840
01:13:14,389 --> 01:13:17,142
but I'm sure that you'll
enjoy their... gwave d'vive.
1841
01:13:18,101 --> 01:13:20,562
- Well so far I've only
subbed at grammar schools
1842
01:13:20,562 --> 01:13:22,647
so this should be a nice change.
1843
01:13:23,732 --> 01:13:26,985
(Denise screaming)
1844
01:13:26,985 --> 01:13:28,445
- Denise, Denise, take it easy.
1845
01:13:28,445 --> 01:13:29,279
What happened?
1846
01:13:29,279 --> 01:13:31,948
- Don't go in there without
a gun, it's terrible!
1847
01:13:31,948 --> 01:13:33,283
- Is this my classroom?
1848
01:13:33,283 --> 01:13:34,409
- Yes, it is.
1849
01:13:34,409 --> 01:13:35,785
- Who's blood is that?
1850
01:13:35,785 --> 01:13:37,746
Is that your blood?
1851
01:13:37,746 --> 01:13:38,538
- No!
1852
01:13:40,165 --> 01:13:43,126
(suspenseful music)
1853
01:13:45,670 --> 01:13:48,632
(teacher screaming)
1854
01:14:34,219 --> 01:14:36,346
- [Chainsaw and Dave] We're back!
1855
01:14:36,346 --> 01:14:41,059
(chainsaw buzzing)
(teacher screaming)
1856
01:14:41,059 --> 01:14:43,353
- What is wrong with you people?
1857
01:14:43,353 --> 01:14:45,271
- It's like you said, Gills.
1858
01:14:45,271 --> 01:14:46,648
We're psychopaths!
1859
01:14:46,648 --> 01:14:49,609
(chainsaw humming)
1860
01:14:49,609 --> 01:14:54,197
- Somebody better call
the school psychiatrist.
1861
01:14:54,197 --> 01:14:55,323
- I'm not amused.
1862
01:14:55,323 --> 01:14:57,117
Turn off those motors!
1863
01:14:59,035 --> 01:15:00,495
Everybody get up.
1864
01:15:00,495 --> 01:15:01,287
Now!
1865
01:15:08,253 --> 01:15:09,921
- I'm not ready for high school.
1866
01:15:13,717 --> 01:15:14,551
(kids giggling)
1867
01:15:14,551 --> 01:15:15,385
- Why'd she leave?
1868
01:15:15,385 --> 01:15:17,220
Didn't she like us?
1869
01:15:17,220 --> 01:15:18,805
- Where's her sense of humor?
1870
01:15:18,805 --> 01:15:20,682
- I have seen some sick things before,
1871
01:15:21,766 --> 01:15:22,600
but this,
1872
01:15:23,601 --> 01:15:24,644
this is...
1873
01:15:24,644 --> 01:15:25,895
- Devilishly clever.
1874
01:15:25,895 --> 01:15:26,938
- Vomenous!
1875
01:15:26,938 --> 01:15:27,981
- Thank you.
1876
01:15:27,981 --> 01:15:30,108
- We take a lot of pride in our work.
1877
01:15:31,151 --> 01:15:33,194
- Look, we want Shoop back.
1878
01:15:33,194 --> 01:15:34,779
- Why would Shoop wanna come back?
1879
01:15:34,779 --> 01:15:35,655
So Kelban can fire him?
1880
01:15:35,655 --> 01:15:37,240
- He might surprise you.
1881
01:15:38,158 --> 01:15:39,451
We did today.
1882
01:15:39,451 --> 01:15:42,203
- And we've got more for tomorrow.
1883
01:15:44,789 --> 01:15:47,500
(chuckling)
1884
01:15:47,500 --> 01:15:48,460
- Do we have a deal?
1885
01:15:53,131 --> 01:15:55,341
(giggling)
1886
01:15:57,761 --> 01:16:00,638
(upbeat pop music)
1887
01:16:05,060 --> 01:16:07,645
- Wondermutt, I do not wanna play.
1888
01:16:07,645 --> 01:16:09,355
Not now, I'm busy.
1889
01:16:09,355 --> 01:16:11,816
(dog whining)
1890
01:16:16,154 --> 01:16:18,615
(dog barking)
1891
01:16:42,222 --> 01:16:43,014
- Hi.
1892
01:16:47,268 --> 01:16:48,144
- Tough day at school?
1893
01:16:48,144 --> 01:16:49,604
- We've been torturing Gills.
1894
01:16:49,604 --> 01:16:51,898
- Yeah, he said you
could have your job back.
1895
01:16:51,898 --> 01:16:54,109
- Now why would I want my job back?
1896
01:16:54,109 --> 01:16:55,985
- Hey, my life is sailing.
1897
01:16:55,985 --> 01:17:00,115
Got a radio, blanket,
beach chair, dark glasses,
1898
01:17:01,074 --> 01:17:01,866
...dog.
1899
01:17:03,284 --> 01:17:04,619
Why would I want to go back to you guys?
1900
01:17:04,619 --> 01:17:07,288
- How about we can't pass
that test without you?
1901
01:17:08,164 --> 01:17:09,040
- Me and Chainsaw,
1902
01:17:09,040 --> 01:17:12,127
we've been sober for two days,
four hours and 15 minutes.
1903
01:17:12,127 --> 01:17:12,961
- No kidding?
1904
01:17:12,961 --> 01:17:13,795
- Swear to God.
1905
01:17:13,795 --> 01:17:15,547
Reality is so unreal.
1906
01:17:15,547 --> 01:17:16,673
- But it is a nice change.
1907
01:17:16,673 --> 01:17:18,133
- True, thumbs up.
1908
01:17:18,133 --> 01:17:18,925
- Um,
1909
01:17:20,802 --> 01:17:22,887
I think you should know that your phase
1910
01:17:22,887 --> 01:17:24,597
have outgrown you.
1911
01:17:25,849 --> 01:17:28,268
But I do want to be friends
if you can handle it.
1912
01:17:34,149 --> 01:17:34,941
- Shoop,
1913
01:17:36,609 --> 01:17:39,779
I'm seeing a reading
specialist this afternoon too.
1914
01:17:39,779 --> 01:17:44,576
- Look, study in school, after
school, whatever it takes,
1915
01:17:44,576 --> 01:17:46,870
we need a teacher.
1916
01:17:46,870 --> 01:17:48,204
What do you say, Mr. Shoop?
1917
01:17:51,416 --> 01:17:52,208
- Please?
1918
01:18:01,134 --> 01:18:03,636
- How can I say no to
these cute little faces?
1919
01:18:03,636 --> 01:18:06,347
(kids giggling)
(kids applauding)
1920
01:18:06,347 --> 01:18:09,851
(cheerful classical music)
1921
01:19:24,842 --> 01:19:27,428
Your practice test scores were great.
1922
01:19:27,428 --> 01:19:29,138
Hey come on, you've been here 12 hours.
1923
01:19:29,138 --> 01:19:30,265
I want you to go home.
1924
01:19:30,265 --> 01:19:31,557
Forget about this test.
1925
01:19:31,557 --> 01:19:33,226
Get a good night's sleep.
1926
01:19:33,226 --> 01:19:34,060
I'll see you tomorrow.
1927
01:19:34,060 --> 01:19:35,270
8:00 AM, the lecture hall.
1928
01:19:36,187 --> 01:19:37,146
Hey, trust me.
1929
01:19:37,146 --> 01:19:39,274
Come on, you're going to
kick ass and take names.
1930
01:19:39,274 --> 01:19:40,483
Believe it.
1931
01:19:40,483 --> 01:19:42,026
- We're really that ready?
1932
01:19:42,026 --> 01:19:43,361
- Ready, what time is the test tomorrow?
1933
01:19:43,361 --> 01:19:44,279
- 8:00 AM.
1934
01:19:44,279 --> 01:19:47,073
- You see, the correct
answers do not stop.
1935
01:19:47,073 --> 01:19:48,825
Now go on, get out of here, all of you.
1936
01:19:48,825 --> 01:19:50,576
Before the college recruiters show up
1937
01:19:50,576 --> 01:19:52,495
and try to drag you all off to Harvard.
1938
01:19:54,664 --> 01:19:55,456
Hey, I mean it.
1939
01:19:57,750 --> 01:20:00,128
(slow music)
1940
01:20:14,559 --> 01:20:16,894
Wondermutt, look, I found Bob!
1941
01:20:18,479 --> 01:20:19,689
Ha ha.
1942
01:20:19,689 --> 01:20:21,149
Go get it!
1943
01:20:33,786 --> 01:20:36,914
(alarm clock buzzing)
1944
01:20:42,712 --> 01:20:45,506
(whimsical music)
1945
01:20:58,644 --> 01:20:59,479
- Morning mom.
1946
01:20:59,479 --> 01:21:00,271
- Morning sweetheart.
1947
01:21:01,272 --> 01:21:02,523
- Morning dad.
1948
01:21:04,150 --> 01:21:05,276
- How do you want your eggs, honey?
1949
01:21:05,276 --> 01:21:06,235
Fried, scrambled?
1950
01:21:08,321 --> 01:21:09,280
- I don't know.
1951
01:21:10,531 --> 01:21:11,699
What are eggs?
1952
01:21:11,699 --> 01:21:12,784
- I'll surprise you.
1953
01:21:13,701 --> 01:21:15,661
- How do you spell cat?
1954
01:21:17,830 --> 01:21:19,624
- I don't know.
1955
01:21:19,624 --> 01:21:21,584
- Honey, what's wrong?
1956
01:21:21,584 --> 01:21:23,211
- I don't know what's wrong.
1957
01:21:23,211 --> 01:21:25,254
Everything's blank!
1958
01:21:25,254 --> 01:21:27,006
I don't know anything.
1959
01:21:27,006 --> 01:21:28,716
I don't know anything!
1960
01:21:28,716 --> 01:21:31,135
I don't know anything!
1961
01:21:31,135 --> 01:21:33,930
- Chainsaw, Chainsaw, Chainsaw!
1962
01:21:33,930 --> 01:21:35,223
Are you all right?
1963
01:21:35,223 --> 01:21:37,266
- I had a nightmare.
1964
01:21:37,266 --> 01:21:38,309
- About what?
1965
01:21:39,268 --> 01:21:40,895
- I don't know.
1966
01:21:40,895 --> 01:21:42,188
- Great day for a test, huh?
1967
01:21:42,188 --> 01:21:43,398
- Yeah.
1968
01:21:43,398 --> 01:21:44,315
- [Robin] Hey Shoop.
1969
01:21:47,443 --> 01:21:48,653
- An apple.
1970
01:21:48,653 --> 01:21:50,113
- For the teacher.
1971
01:21:50,113 --> 01:21:50,905
Give them hell.
1972
01:21:53,324 --> 01:21:55,034
- Hey, hey, we're testing in here.
1973
01:21:55,034 --> 01:21:56,536
- I know I'm in your class.
1974
01:21:58,454 --> 01:22:00,373
- I remember you.
1975
01:22:00,373 --> 01:22:01,290
Where you been?
1976
01:22:01,290 --> 01:22:02,083
- Bathroom.
1977
01:22:03,584 --> 01:22:04,502
- Six weeks?
1978
01:22:04,502 --> 01:22:05,670
- My zipper got stuck.
1979
01:22:09,298 --> 01:22:12,969
- Do not open the test booklets
until you are told to do so.
1980
01:22:13,928 --> 01:22:15,555
Using a number two pencil
1981
01:22:15,555 --> 01:22:18,015
take your answer sheet
and fill in your name.
1982
01:22:18,015 --> 01:22:21,352
Last name first, first name
second, middle initial last
1983
01:22:21,352 --> 01:22:22,812
on the first line.
1984
01:22:22,812 --> 01:22:23,855
Do this now.
1985
01:22:25,273 --> 01:22:28,025
- This officer is here to see
that there is no cheating.
1986
01:22:30,027 --> 01:22:33,197
- This officer is here to
see that there is no cheating.
1987
01:22:34,866 --> 01:22:37,869
- Festival of screw ups and their king.
1988
01:22:40,455 --> 01:22:43,416
- Mr. Gills extends his
warmest personal regards
1989
01:22:43,416 --> 01:22:44,625
and best wishes.
1990
01:22:44,625 --> 01:22:45,835
- Thanks for caring, man.
1991
01:22:47,795 --> 01:22:50,339
- Okay, break the seals
on your test booklets now,
1992
01:22:51,257 --> 01:22:54,302
and turn to the section
titled Reading Vocabulary.
1993
01:22:55,595 --> 01:22:58,014
You will have 20 minutes
to complete this section.
1994
01:22:59,891 --> 01:23:00,766
Everybody ready?
1995
01:23:02,810 --> 01:23:05,855
(Chainsaw screaming)
1996
01:23:10,193 --> 01:23:11,903
- Tension breaker, had to be done.
1997
01:23:12,778 --> 01:23:13,571
- Anybody else?
1998
01:23:17,783 --> 01:23:18,659
Good luck gang.
1999
01:23:21,037 --> 01:23:22,079
Ready, begin.
2000
01:23:24,790 --> 01:23:27,335
(upbeat music)
2001
01:23:29,378 --> 01:23:32,173
(apple crunching)
2002
01:23:33,925 --> 01:23:34,717
Sorry.
2003
01:23:47,313 --> 01:23:50,149
♪ Run ♪
2004
01:23:50,149 --> 01:23:54,904
♪ And don't look back ♪
2005
01:23:54,904 --> 01:23:57,698
♪ We gotta keep our feet ♪
2006
01:23:57,698 --> 01:24:02,245
♪ On the right track ♪
2007
01:24:02,245 --> 01:24:04,997
♪ We're strong ♪
2008
01:24:04,997 --> 01:24:10,086
♪ And we never give up ♪
2009
01:24:10,086 --> 01:24:15,049
♪ 'Cause we believe in a world of love ♪
2010
01:24:18,094 --> 01:24:20,846
♪ People will talk ♪
2011
01:24:20,846 --> 01:24:24,684
♪ Saying it's not meant to be ♪
2012
01:24:24,684 --> 01:24:27,562
♪ But I ♪
2013
01:24:27,562 --> 01:24:32,525
♪ Think that we're no differently ♪
2014
01:24:33,776 --> 01:24:37,238
♪ We're doing what can't be done ♪
2015
01:24:37,238 --> 01:24:41,033
♪ Mind over matter ♪
2016
01:24:41,033 --> 01:24:44,912
♪ Picked a battle that can't be won ♪
2017
01:24:44,912 --> 01:24:48,791
♪ Mind over matter ♪
2018
01:24:48,791 --> 01:24:50,918
♪ Fight ♪
2019
01:24:50,918 --> 01:24:55,506
♪ And never say die ♪
2020
01:24:55,506 --> 01:24:58,259
♪ We've got the right ♪
2021
01:24:58,259 --> 01:25:03,222
♪ To be satisfied ♪
2022
01:25:03,431 --> 01:25:08,394
♪ We're born to be so brave ♪
2023
01:25:10,896 --> 01:25:15,860
♪ Where's there's a will
there's gotta be a way ♪
2024
01:25:19,322 --> 01:25:21,699
♪ Sometimes it feels ♪
2025
01:25:21,699 --> 01:25:26,037
♪ Like we're losing altitude ♪
2026
01:25:26,037 --> 01:25:29,373
♪ But I ♪
2027
01:25:29,373 --> 01:25:32,877
♪ Have a winner's attitude ♪
2028
01:25:38,466 --> 01:25:41,135
(soft panting)
2029
01:25:41,135 --> 01:25:42,637
- It's starting.
2030
01:25:42,637 --> 01:25:43,429
- Now?
2031
01:25:44,805 --> 01:25:45,598
Shit.
2032
01:25:46,974 --> 01:25:47,767
How far apart?
2033
01:25:49,310 --> 01:25:51,062
- 12 minutes.
2034
01:25:51,062 --> 01:25:52,313
- Try and slow it down.
2035
01:25:54,565 --> 01:25:56,525
Forget about the...
- Shh!
2036
01:25:58,903 --> 01:26:02,573
♪ We're doing what can't be done ♪
2037
01:26:02,573 --> 01:26:06,369
♪ Mind over matter ♪
2038
01:26:06,369 --> 01:26:08,663
♪ Picked a battle that can't be won ♪
2039
01:26:08,663 --> 01:26:10,081
- 30 seconds left.
2040
01:26:10,081 --> 01:26:11,916
(indistinct chatter)
2041
01:26:11,916 --> 01:26:16,337
- C, C, C, C.
2042
01:26:16,337 --> 01:26:21,300
C, C, C, C.
2043
01:26:22,677 --> 01:26:24,261
- And...
2044
01:26:24,261 --> 01:26:25,805
- 20 more seconds, 20 seconds.
2045
01:26:25,805 --> 01:26:27,098
- Stop.
2046
01:26:27,098 --> 01:26:27,932
Pencils down.
2047
01:26:27,932 --> 01:26:30,851
- C, C, C.
2048
01:26:30,851 --> 01:26:31,894
- Drop them!
2049
01:26:33,688 --> 01:26:34,522
- Just stay seated until Anna-Marie
2050
01:26:34,522 --> 01:26:36,148
has a chance to pick up your test sheets.
2051
01:26:36,148 --> 01:26:38,401
- Miss Mazzarelli, can I have those tests
2052
01:26:38,401 --> 01:26:40,528
after you're finished
collecting them please?
2053
01:26:40,528 --> 01:26:41,362
- [Shoop] Yeah Ken.
2054
01:26:41,362 --> 01:26:42,822
- Um, can Rhonda and I be excused?
2055
01:26:42,822 --> 01:26:43,906
She's having a baby.
2056
01:26:45,032 --> 01:26:46,450
- She's having a baby?
2057
01:26:46,450 --> 01:26:47,660
- I wanna see this.
2058
01:26:47,660 --> 01:26:49,620
- Calm down, everybody
just stay in your seats.
2059
01:26:49,620 --> 01:26:51,831
No problem, no problem here at all.
2060
01:26:51,831 --> 01:26:53,708
Rhonda, why didn't you say something?
2061
01:26:53,708 --> 01:26:54,959
- Because I wanted to finish my test.
2062
01:26:54,959 --> 01:26:57,002
- What do you need, hot
water, a ride, money?
2063
01:26:57,002 --> 01:26:58,421
- All we need is a hospital.
2064
01:26:58,421 --> 01:26:59,714
- Well what can I do?
2065
01:26:59,714 --> 01:27:00,548
- Get out of my way.
2066
01:27:00,548 --> 01:27:01,465
- I can do that.
2067
01:27:01,465 --> 01:27:03,217
Carmine, get out of her way!
2068
01:27:03,217 --> 01:27:04,009
Get the door.
2069
01:27:07,221 --> 01:27:08,639
- Save the umbilical cord.
2070
01:27:08,639 --> 01:27:10,725
- And the afterbirth if it's convenient.
2071
01:27:10,725 --> 01:27:11,851
- [Chainsaw] Good thinking.
2072
01:27:13,310 --> 01:27:14,478
- Come on, easy easy this way.
2073
01:27:14,478 --> 01:27:16,063
Watch out, watch out.
2074
01:27:16,063 --> 01:27:17,523
- You look terrific.
2075
01:27:17,523 --> 01:27:19,483
- I'm feeling pretty good.
2076
01:27:19,483 --> 01:27:21,026
- That's great.
2077
01:27:21,026 --> 01:27:22,820
- The baby is healthy and happy.
2078
01:27:24,572 --> 01:27:27,283
And my coach was incredible.
2079
01:27:27,283 --> 01:27:29,201
- Yeah well I couldn't
have done it without you.
2080
01:27:30,453 --> 01:27:31,287
- No cord, huh?
2081
01:27:33,873 --> 01:27:36,083
- Hey, when do we get to see
the little whippersnapper?
2082
01:27:36,083 --> 01:27:38,627
- Rhonda, don't let those two
near your baby, please.
2083
01:27:38,627 --> 01:27:40,296
(chuckling)
2084
01:27:40,296 --> 01:27:41,714
- Well it won't be a problem.
2085
01:27:43,632 --> 01:27:45,134
I'm giving her up for adoption.
2086
01:27:48,429 --> 01:27:50,097
She's going to a really good home.
2087
01:27:51,056 --> 01:27:52,683
- That's nice.
2088
01:27:52,683 --> 01:27:54,101
- I'm not ready to be a mom.
2089
01:27:59,440 --> 01:28:00,691
- Mr. Shoop.
2090
01:28:00,691 --> 01:28:01,734
- Ciao.
2091
01:28:01,734 --> 01:28:02,777
- Ciao, gang.
2092
01:28:02,777 --> 01:28:03,903
How's it going?
2093
01:28:03,903 --> 01:28:05,446
- All right.
- Okay.
2094
01:28:08,657 --> 01:28:09,450
- Bad news.
2095
01:28:11,494 --> 01:28:13,454
Gills said he's mailing you your scores.
2096
01:28:14,747 --> 01:28:15,539
- We failed.
2097
01:28:16,749 --> 01:28:18,793
- He just said the average
grade was below passing.
2098
01:28:18,793 --> 01:28:20,127
- So we failed.
2099
01:28:20,127 --> 01:28:21,879
- Hey, you didn't fail.
2100
01:28:23,088 --> 01:28:23,881
I failed.
2101
01:28:25,424 --> 01:28:26,550
(slow music)
2102
01:28:26,550 --> 01:28:27,843
- Field trips to the beach.
2103
01:28:27,843 --> 01:28:29,929
A bed in your classroom.
2104
01:28:29,929 --> 01:28:30,971
Drinking at the beach.
2105
01:28:31,931 --> 01:28:34,433
Screening of Texas Chainsaw Massacre One.
2106
01:28:35,434 --> 01:28:37,019
Quite a summer, Mr. Shoop.
2107
01:28:37,019 --> 01:28:38,771
- I tried to keep it interesting.
2108
01:28:38,771 --> 01:28:41,190
- I have this dismissal ready
for your signature, sir.
2109
01:28:42,149 --> 01:28:44,193
- Before I sign anything,
2110
01:28:44,193 --> 01:28:46,028
I understand there are
some people waiting
2111
01:28:46,028 --> 01:28:48,405
to speak on Mr. Shoop's behalf.
2112
01:28:48,405 --> 01:28:49,949
- Really?
2113
01:28:49,949 --> 01:28:50,741
- Come in.
2114
01:28:52,117 --> 01:28:54,954
- Mr. Kelban, you're not
actually going to listen
2115
01:28:54,954 --> 01:28:56,080
to these delinquents?
2116
01:28:56,080 --> 01:28:58,165
- No, I'm going to
listen to their parents.
2117
01:29:12,805 --> 01:29:13,931
I'm Principal Kelban.
2118
01:29:15,140 --> 01:29:16,976
Is there a spokesperson here?
2119
01:29:16,976 --> 01:29:17,935
- I guess I am.
2120
01:29:17,935 --> 01:29:19,478
I'm Howard Gremp.
2121
01:29:19,478 --> 01:29:21,605
- You're Chainsaw's father.
2122
01:29:21,605 --> 01:29:23,065
Interesting boy.
2123
01:29:23,065 --> 01:29:23,899
- You can say it.
2124
01:29:23,899 --> 01:29:24,817
He's a lunatic.
2125
01:29:24,817 --> 01:29:25,609
- Dad.
2126
01:29:26,610 --> 01:29:30,072
- Six weeks ago I thought he
had the IQ of a salad bar.
2127
01:29:30,072 --> 01:29:33,325
His only interest in life
was to make people sick.
2128
01:29:33,325 --> 01:29:34,660
I mean if my mother came to dinner
2129
01:29:34,660 --> 01:29:36,120
he would give the dog a third eye
2130
01:29:36,120 --> 01:29:37,204
or an extra leg.
2131
01:29:38,289 --> 01:29:40,124
Because of him we stopped having kids.
2132
01:29:42,293 --> 01:29:43,168
I mean you can imagine the feeling
2133
01:29:43,168 --> 01:29:44,378
when I saw him studying.
2134
01:29:45,713 --> 01:29:47,590
The wife and I almost burst into tears.
2135
01:29:48,549 --> 01:29:51,176
- David was doing his homework too.
2136
01:29:51,176 --> 01:29:53,554
- It makes sense, they
share the same brain.
2137
01:29:53,554 --> 01:29:57,224
- Not only did Mr. Shoop
get my daughter to read.
2138
01:29:57,224 --> 01:29:58,517
He taught how to drive.
2139
01:29:58,517 --> 01:30:02,146
- He showed Kevin there's more
to life than just football.
2140
01:30:02,146 --> 01:30:05,149
I'm not sure I agree, but it's possible.
2141
01:30:05,149 --> 01:30:07,318
- This man should not be teaching.
2142
01:30:07,318 --> 01:30:09,486
Proof is right here in these test results.
2143
01:30:09,486 --> 01:30:11,822
Look for yourself, Mr. Shoop.
2144
01:30:11,822 --> 01:30:13,908
Passing is 70.
2145
01:30:13,908 --> 01:30:15,451
Average score here was 63.
2146
01:30:16,452 --> 01:30:17,953
They failed.
2147
01:30:17,953 --> 01:30:20,414
- That is not true, Mr. Gills.
2148
01:30:20,414 --> 01:30:21,248
- You mean we passed?
2149
01:30:21,248 --> 01:30:22,875
- Well, no, no, not all of you,
2150
01:30:22,875 --> 01:30:25,252
but that's not what's important here.
2151
01:30:25,252 --> 01:30:26,712
Larry,
2152
01:30:26,712 --> 01:30:29,798
went from an 18 to a 51!
2153
01:30:31,175 --> 01:30:33,719
- If I'd only seen you
strip a week sooner.
2154
01:30:33,719 --> 01:30:34,553
- Oh, mom my...
2155
01:30:34,553 --> 01:30:38,057
- Rhonda, from a 29 to a 43,
2156
01:30:38,057 --> 01:30:40,351
and she gave birth.
(group applauding)
2157
01:30:40,351 --> 01:30:43,729
- Isn't childbirth
grounds for make up test?
2158
01:30:43,729 --> 01:30:45,314
- It always has been.
2159
01:30:45,314 --> 01:30:47,358
(group cheering)
2160
01:30:47,358 --> 01:30:48,400
- This woman thing never fails.
2161
01:30:48,400 --> 01:30:53,113
- Eakian, a 51 to a 74.
2162
01:30:54,114 --> 01:30:57,368
- I passed, I am an Eakian, grams!
2163
01:30:57,368 --> 01:30:58,202
- All right, Eeker.
2164
01:30:58,202 --> 01:30:59,370
- Denise, no previous test score
2165
01:30:59,370 --> 01:31:01,372
because you ditched every test,
2166
01:31:02,289 --> 01:31:03,332
but a 38.
2167
01:31:03,332 --> 01:31:05,417
- Honey, that's terrific!
2168
01:31:05,417 --> 01:31:06,585
- We'll get them next time.
2169
01:31:06,585 --> 01:31:08,379
- Kevin.
- Yeah.
2170
01:31:08,379 --> 01:31:11,173
- From a 48 to a 75!
2171
01:31:11,173 --> 01:31:12,007
(group applauding)
2172
01:31:12,007 --> 01:31:13,842
- Dad, I'm back on the team!
2173
01:31:13,842 --> 01:31:16,387
(men shouting)
2174
01:31:21,100 --> 01:31:23,769
- Chainsaw, last score was six.
2175
01:31:23,769 --> 01:31:25,270
This time 59.
2176
01:31:25,270 --> 01:31:26,855
Monster comeback.
2177
01:31:26,855 --> 01:31:28,065
(group applauding)
- That's good.
2178
01:31:28,065 --> 01:31:30,150
- And Dave, from a 26 to a 70.
2179
01:31:31,151 --> 01:31:32,277
- I Passed!
2180
01:31:32,277 --> 01:31:33,153
- You made it!
2181
01:31:33,153 --> 01:31:34,947
- You passed, you passed and I failed,
2182
01:31:34,947 --> 01:31:36,824
you asshole, how can you do that to me?
2183
01:31:36,824 --> 01:31:38,575
- It was an accident.
2184
01:31:38,575 --> 01:31:39,576
Take it again.
2185
01:31:39,576 --> 01:31:40,411
I can fail, I know it.
2186
01:31:40,411 --> 01:31:44,790
- And Pam went from a 53 to an 82!
2187
01:31:44,790 --> 01:31:46,959
(group gasping)
2188
01:31:46,959 --> 01:31:48,168
- Was that the highest?
2189
01:31:48,168 --> 01:31:49,003
- Well almost.
2190
01:31:49,003 --> 01:31:50,504
I mean that guy who spent
six weeks in the bathroom
2191
01:31:50,504 --> 01:31:51,463
got a 91.
2192
01:31:52,339 --> 01:31:53,841
But look, there's more going on here
2193
01:31:53,841 --> 01:31:56,135
than test scores and grades.
2194
01:31:56,135 --> 01:31:58,178
You all worked hard and you improved.
2195
01:31:58,178 --> 01:31:59,930
- Yeah, that's very nice, Mr. Shoop.
2196
01:32:00,889 --> 01:32:02,850
- The point is we are here
to discuss Mr. Shoop's
2197
01:32:02,850 --> 01:32:04,768
flagrant violation of school policy.
2198
01:32:04,768 --> 01:32:05,561
- Hold it Gills.
2199
01:32:10,107 --> 01:32:11,775
According to my numbers,
2200
01:32:11,775 --> 01:32:15,362
the average scores here
increase from 28 to 63.
2201
01:32:15,362 --> 01:32:17,156
Now that's 125 percent improvement.
2202
01:32:17,156 --> 01:32:18,866
Now that's teaching.
2203
01:32:18,866 --> 01:32:20,034
- [Group] Yeah.
2204
01:32:20,034 --> 01:32:22,578
- Mr. Shoop, I'm granting your tenure.
2205
01:32:22,578 --> 01:32:25,164
(cheerful music)
(group applauding)
2206
01:32:25,164 --> 01:32:27,916
- He's back, ladies and gentlemen!
2207
01:32:44,808 --> 01:32:46,643
(waves crashing)
2208
01:32:46,643 --> 01:32:50,022
- This is the last time I ask, I promise.
2209
01:32:51,440 --> 01:32:52,858
Will you have dinner with me?
2210
01:32:54,943 --> 01:32:55,986
I'll think about it.
2211
01:32:59,907 --> 01:33:01,492
Can I use some of that lip stuff?
2212
01:33:21,261 --> 01:33:24,556
- Does this mean we can
have dinner tonight?
2213
01:33:24,556 --> 01:33:25,599
- I didn't say that.
2214
01:33:27,601 --> 01:33:29,895
We'll just talk about it over breakfast.
2215
01:33:46,495 --> 01:33:48,956
(dog barking)
2216
01:34:05,764 --> 01:34:09,476
(upbeat rock and roll music)
2217
01:34:24,867 --> 01:34:27,161
♪ Gotta a pretty girl
that loves me a lot ♪
2218
01:34:27,161 --> 01:34:30,122
♪ Gotta fast car that looks real hot ♪
2219
01:34:30,122 --> 01:34:33,041
♪ Gotta fine pad with stereo ♪
2220
01:34:33,041 --> 01:34:35,627
♪ And I don't do well in
the school where I go ♪
2221
01:34:35,627 --> 01:34:40,048
♪ Go go go go but I'm happy ♪
2222
01:34:40,048 --> 01:34:45,012
♪ I'm happy that world is upside down ♪
2223
01:34:45,304 --> 01:34:47,973
♪ Happy that we all made
it through another day ♪
2224
01:34:47,973 --> 01:34:49,057
♪ When I pick up the phone ♪
2225
01:34:49,057 --> 01:34:50,726
♪ I still remember what to say ♪
2226
01:34:50,726 --> 01:34:53,520
♪ I'm happy that my brain
still lives inside my head ♪
2227
01:34:53,520 --> 01:34:58,192
♪ Most of all I think I'm
hap hap hap hap hap happy ♪
2228
01:34:58,192 --> 01:35:01,820
♪ Happy for a brand new day ♪
2229
01:35:28,555 --> 01:35:31,225
♪ I know a guy with plenty of loot ♪
2230
01:35:31,225 --> 01:35:33,977
♪ You never catch him
in a two timer suit ♪
2231
01:35:33,977 --> 01:35:34,895
♪ He's got cool jeans ♪
2232
01:35:34,895 --> 01:35:36,355
♪ And plenty of rings ♪
2233
01:35:36,355 --> 01:35:38,941
♪ He told me buddy it don't mean a thing ♪
2234
01:35:38,941 --> 01:35:42,152
♪ Don't mean a thing if you ain't happy ♪
2235
01:35:42,152 --> 01:35:43,820
♪ Happy ♪
2236
01:35:43,820 --> 01:35:48,784
♪ Happy that the whole
world is upside down ♪
2237
01:35:50,285 --> 01:35:52,788
♪ Be happy that you made
it through another day ♪
2238
01:35:52,788 --> 01:35:53,747
♪ When you pick up the phone ♪
2239
01:35:53,747 --> 01:35:55,582
♪ You still remember what to say ♪
2240
01:35:55,582 --> 01:35:58,418
♪ Be happy that your brain
still lives inside your head ♪
2241
01:35:58,418 --> 01:36:01,713
♪ Most of all I think I'm happy ♪
2242
01:36:01,713 --> 01:36:06,677
♪ Yeah I'm happy ♪
2243
01:36:07,219 --> 01:36:12,182
♪ I'm happy that the whole
thing is ready to blow ♪
2244
01:36:13,850 --> 01:36:16,353
♪ I'm happy that sun has rise up again ♪
2245
01:36:16,353 --> 01:36:19,147
♪ But somewhere in this
world I still got a friend ♪
2246
01:36:19,147 --> 01:36:22,025
♪ Be happy that the big
one hasn't troubled yet ♪
2247
01:36:22,025 --> 01:36:23,485
♪ Be happy that you still got ♪
2248
01:36:23,485 --> 01:36:26,697
♪ Something something to predict ♪
2249
01:36:26,697 --> 01:36:31,660
♪ Whoo I'm happy ♪
2250
01:36:34,663 --> 01:36:37,666
♪ I'm happy ♪
2251
01:36:37,666 --> 01:36:40,377
♪ I'm happy ♪
2252
01:36:40,377 --> 01:36:43,130
♪ I'm happy ♪
2253
01:36:43,130 --> 01:36:48,093
♪ I'm happy ♪
2254
01:36:48,385 --> 01:36:51,555
♪ So happy ♪
2255
01:36:51,555 --> 01:36:54,349
♪ I'm happy ♪
2256
01:36:54,349 --> 01:36:59,313
♪ So happy ♪
2257
01:36:59,313 --> 01:37:01,523
♪ So happy ♪