1 00:00:40,792 --> 00:00:47,882 (man) In 1984, the "Nerd Revolution" began on the campus of Adams College. 2 00:00:47,966 --> 00:00:52,595 Despite prejudice, persecution and painful pummelling, 3 00:00:52,679 --> 00:00:59,227 the members of Lambda Lambda Lambda fraternity overcame the powerful Alpha Betas 4 00:00:59,310 --> 00:01:02,230 and gained control of the Greek Council. 5 00:01:03,439 --> 00:01:09,195 It was a victory that underdogs throughout the free world would always remember. 6 00:01:09,279 --> 00:01:14,409 It was a defeat the Alpha Betas would never forget. 7 00:01:15,869 --> 00:01:19,873 Now the Tri-Lambs face their next challenge. 8 00:01:19,956 --> 00:01:25,461 As representatives of Adams, they prepare to join delegates from across the nation 9 00:01:25,545 --> 00:01:31,634 at the United Fraternity Conference in legendary Fort Lauderdale. 10 00:01:31,718 --> 00:01:36,890 It is a time for fraternity leaders to discuss the philosophy of brotherhood, 11 00:01:36,973 --> 00:01:39,976 to set guidelines for their organisations... 12 00:01:40,059 --> 00:01:42,145 and get laid. 13 00:01:48,318 --> 00:01:51,863 # (man) She... wore... an... 14 00:01:51,946 --> 00:01:56,451 # Itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polkadot bikini 15 00:01:56,534 --> 00:01:59,871 # That she wore for the first time today 16 00:01:59,954 --> 00:02:04,000 # She... wore... an... 17 00:02:04,083 --> 00:02:08,379 # ltsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polkadot bikini 18 00:02:08,463 --> 00:02:12,467 # That she wore for the first time today 19 00:02:12,550 --> 00:02:14,677 (braying laugh) 20 00:02:14,761 --> 00:02:18,723 (# "ltsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polkadot Bikini" by Devo) 21 00:04:00,992 --> 00:04:02,577 - Hey, Gilbert. - Hi, Lewis. 22 00:04:02,660 --> 00:04:05,580 I got you some more reading material. 23 00:04:09,125 --> 00:04:12,504 - Great minds, huh? - Yeah. Hey, how you feelin'? 24 00:04:12,587 --> 00:04:16,049 - Actually, I'm feelin' pretty stupid. - Why? 25 00:04:16,132 --> 00:04:19,594 I'm the only guy in the world who could break his leg playing chess. 26 00:04:19,677 --> 00:04:23,890 Hey, don't get down on yourself, Gilbert. That was a very tricky move. 27 00:04:23,973 --> 00:04:26,059 - Thanks. - Sure. 28 00:04:30,897 --> 00:04:36,194 - What's on your mind, Lewis? - I'll tell you, Gilbert. 29 00:04:36,277 --> 00:04:40,448 You're the president of this chapter and I don't know if I can lead these guys. 30 00:04:40,532 --> 00:04:42,909 Lewis, you're a born leader. 31 00:04:42,992 --> 00:04:46,996 You got the looks of a Kennedy and the brains of an Einstein. 32 00:04:47,080 --> 00:04:49,082 And the prowess of a Skolnick. 33 00:04:49,165 --> 00:04:52,126 - (braying laugh) - (car horn) 34 00:04:52,210 --> 00:04:55,213 Hey, that's my dad. I gotta go, Gilbert. 35 00:04:55,296 --> 00:04:56,840 OK. 36 00:04:56,923 --> 00:04:59,634 - Bye. - Knock 'em dead. 37 00:05:00,760 --> 00:05:04,764 - (braying laugh) - I'll be in touch. 38 00:05:06,724 --> 00:05:08,476 - Tickets? - (nerds) Check. 39 00:05:08,560 --> 00:05:10,478 - Money? - (nerds) Check. 40 00:05:10,562 --> 00:05:12,605 - Prophylactics? - (nerds) Che... 41 00:05:12,689 --> 00:05:15,400 (braying laugh) 42 00:05:18,611 --> 00:05:20,697 You kill me, Dad. 43 00:05:20,780 --> 00:05:23,116 You really got the pedal to the metal. 44 00:05:23,199 --> 00:05:26,911 Yeah, I do, Dad. I got the cruise control locked in at 35. 45 00:05:26,995 --> 00:05:29,789 I'll tell you what. Kick it up to 37. 46 00:05:29,873 --> 00:05:31,958 - Let's live dangerously. - Dad! 47 00:05:32,041 --> 00:05:33,543 (beeping) 48 00:05:35,628 --> 00:05:38,047 Uplink. It's my pager. 49 00:05:42,594 --> 00:05:46,347 Here you go, Dad. Just plug that into the lighter. 50 00:05:47,223 --> 00:05:48,600 (Mr Skolnick) OK. 51 00:05:48,683 --> 00:05:52,562 - It needs 13.8 volts. - Uh-huh. "Gilbert to Lewis." 52 00:05:52,645 --> 00:05:54,731 - Hey, it's Gilbert. - (Lamar) Gilbert. 53 00:05:55,273 --> 00:05:56,649 (Gilbert) Hi, guys. 54 00:05:56,733 --> 00:06:01,571 Ifyou've kept to your timetable, and I bet you have, you're now travelling Highway 116... 55 00:06:01,654 --> 00:06:04,449 "approaching the Duttonhoffer cutoff." 56 00:06:06,534 --> 00:06:08,494 - God! - God, Gilbert! 57 00:06:08,578 --> 00:06:11,289 "Watch out for that pothole." 58 00:06:22,050 --> 00:06:23,259 That Gilbert. 59 00:06:29,057 --> 00:06:30,808 In any case, guys, 60 00:06:30,892 --> 00:06:36,606 I just wanted a chance to tell you to have a good time and beware of those Alphas. 61 00:06:38,525 --> 00:06:41,319 They're here. 62 00:06:42,737 --> 00:06:45,031 Nerds. 63 00:06:49,661 --> 00:06:51,621 - (Poindexter) You know what? - What? 64 00:06:51,704 --> 00:06:56,501 According to this, the year-round mean temperature in Fort Lauderdale's 72 degrees. 65 00:06:56,584 --> 00:07:00,463 Well, it's located 26 degrees, four minutes north longitude, 66 00:07:00,547 --> 00:07:03,466 80 degrees, nine minutes west latitude. 67 00:07:04,217 --> 00:07:07,136 What did you expect? 68 degrees? 68 00:07:07,595 --> 00:07:10,306 (braying laugh) 69 00:07:10,932 --> 00:07:15,895 Excuse me, miss. I just want you to know that I don't intend to sleep with another woman 70 00:07:15,979 --> 00:07:20,441 until I'm back here in your arms with my head resting between your creamy thighs. 71 00:07:20,525 --> 00:07:22,193 Jerk. 72 00:07:24,487 --> 00:07:29,117 Excuse me, miss. I just want you to know that I don't intend to sleep with another... 73 00:07:29,200 --> 00:07:32,036 Excuse me. Are you with the group from Adams College? 74 00:07:32,120 --> 00:07:35,039 - Yes, sir. - Great. May I see your tickets, please? 75 00:07:35,123 --> 00:07:39,335 Good. Follow me. I'll take you directly to your plane through the VlP entrance. 76 00:07:39,419 --> 00:07:42,380 Wow, did you hear that, you guys? We're VlPs. 77 00:07:42,463 --> 00:07:47,427 - This is gonna be awesome. - Where did Booger go? 78 00:07:47,510 --> 00:07:50,221 - (slap) - (woman) You pig! 79 00:07:53,683 --> 00:07:56,227 - We're VlPs. - Right here. 80 00:07:56,311 --> 00:07:58,813 Very lmmense Penises. 81 00:08:08,198 --> 00:08:09,866 Uh! 82 00:08:11,409 --> 00:08:13,536 Well, men, we finally made it. 83 00:08:13,620 --> 00:08:15,705 (Wormser sniffs) 84 00:08:16,331 --> 00:08:19,042 Is this change in climate affecting your allergies? 85 00:08:19,125 --> 00:08:22,003 So far, I'm a little clogged. I wish I had some Hexidol. 86 00:08:22,086 --> 00:08:25,048 - 30 or 50 milligrams? - Do you have the liquid? 87 00:08:25,131 --> 00:08:27,175 Coagulant or deconstrictant? 88 00:08:27,258 --> 00:08:30,053 Just blow your nose on your shirt. That's what I do. 89 00:08:30,136 --> 00:08:31,387 Wow. 90 00:08:31,471 --> 00:08:34,390 Guys, I think that limo's for us. 91 00:08:35,767 --> 00:08:39,562 - (Wormser) Sure this is for the conference? - (Lewis) Yep. 92 00:08:41,356 --> 00:08:44,067 Take this, please? Thank you. 93 00:08:47,820 --> 00:08:50,740 (# "Back To Paradise" by 38 Special) 94 00:09:21,521 --> 00:09:23,606 Oh, my God. 95 00:09:38,955 --> 00:09:40,707 I love you! 96 00:09:41,416 --> 00:09:43,710 I love you! 97 00:09:44,460 --> 00:09:47,672 We're staying at the Royal Flamingo! 98 00:09:47,755 --> 00:09:52,302 555-4369! 99 00:10:05,106 --> 00:10:08,234 Hey, you missed a spot! 100 00:10:08,318 --> 00:10:10,612 (braying laugh) 101 00:10:15,158 --> 00:10:17,327 Hey, guys! 102 00:10:25,001 --> 00:10:27,212 Hey, guys! Have a nice time! 103 00:10:28,838 --> 00:10:32,509 Wargh! Get the window! Get the window! 104 00:10:39,015 --> 00:10:41,100 To Fort Lauderdale. 105 00:10:41,184 --> 00:10:43,895 (nerds) To Fort Lauderdale. 106 00:11:22,934 --> 00:11:25,603 Look at the size of those coconuts. 107 00:11:27,981 --> 00:11:33,069 - (Lewis) Gee, those are big ones. - Wow. I've never seen anything like it. 108 00:11:33,528 --> 00:11:37,365 You know, guys, I see no reason why you all have to check in. 109 00:11:37,448 --> 00:11:41,327 I mean, I'll do it if you guys wanna hit the beach kinda early. 110 00:11:46,207 --> 00:11:48,293 (Booger) Wait up! 111 00:11:49,377 --> 00:11:53,131 (# "ltsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polkadot Bikini" by Devo) 112 00:12:15,278 --> 00:12:17,363 (Booger sighs) 113 00:12:32,003 --> 00:12:34,255 (Booger) Boys, our ship has come in. 114 00:12:39,719 --> 00:12:43,640 - May I help you, sir? - Yeah, I'm here for the fraternity council. 115 00:12:43,723 --> 00:12:45,391 - Ooh! - Whoa! 116 00:12:47,644 --> 00:12:50,563 - Are you OK, sir? - I'm fine. Is my hair OK? 117 00:12:51,105 --> 00:12:53,441 - Yeah. Um... - Ooh! 118 00:12:53,525 --> 00:12:55,193 Stewart! 119 00:12:58,947 --> 00:13:01,449 - What's your problem? - Lots of problems. 120 00:13:01,533 --> 00:13:06,830 Starting with a painful childbirth, leading up to this embarrassing, awkward moment now. 121 00:13:06,913 --> 00:13:09,249 - Com...? - Comstock. Jeffrey and Helen. 122 00:13:09,332 --> 00:13:13,002 - C-o-m... - S-t-o-c-k. Yes. That's fine. 123 00:13:13,086 --> 00:13:18,299 Sir, excuse me. I just wanted to say that that accident wasn't his fault. It was mine. 124 00:13:18,383 --> 00:13:20,760 So I hope nobody was hurt. 125 00:13:20,844 --> 00:13:22,929 Or will be. 126 00:13:25,056 --> 00:13:25,807 Ow. 127 00:13:25,890 --> 00:13:28,810 And that's how we won the Greek Council. 128 00:13:29,269 --> 00:13:31,980 I play the violin. 129 00:13:32,772 --> 00:13:35,400 Can I get you a drink or something? 130 00:13:35,483 --> 00:13:37,569 Don't go away. 131 00:13:39,237 --> 00:13:42,115 - Hey, Poindexter, she got a sister? - I don't know. 132 00:13:42,198 --> 00:13:45,118 - She's kinda shy. - Yeah. I'm gonna buy her a drink. 133 00:13:45,201 --> 00:13:46,870 Jesus. 134 00:13:48,079 --> 00:13:51,040 Anybody know how to say "Bite my crank" in Spanish? 135 00:13:51,124 --> 00:13:54,043 "Muerde mi manubrio. Por favor." 136 00:13:54,794 --> 00:13:57,046 I'm a polyglot. 137 00:13:57,130 --> 00:14:00,008 I gotta buy this girl a drink. 138 00:14:00,091 --> 00:14:02,260 But, Poin... 139 00:14:07,473 --> 00:14:10,018 It was really cool of you to take the blame for me. 140 00:14:10,101 --> 00:14:14,480 I thought this was gonna be another in the never-ending series of poundings in my life. 141 00:14:14,564 --> 00:14:17,692 - Really? - Yeah. People pound me all the time. 142 00:14:17,775 --> 00:14:21,196 - I guess I'm a little screwup. - That's not necessarily true. 143 00:14:21,279 --> 00:14:24,157 If you believe in yourself, you can be a big screwup. 144 00:14:24,240 --> 00:14:25,575 (braying laugh) 145 00:14:25,658 --> 00:14:31,039 What I meant to say was if you believe in yourself, you can be a giant. Lewis Skolnick. 146 00:14:31,122 --> 00:14:33,166 - Stewart Lipsey. - How you doin'? 147 00:14:33,249 --> 00:14:34,709 - Hi. - I'll see you around. 148 00:14:34,792 --> 00:14:35,877 - Sure. - OK. 149 00:14:41,799 --> 00:14:44,719 Two rum and Cokes, please. 150 00:14:49,682 --> 00:14:53,019 Welcome to the Royal Flamingo. May I help you, sir? 151 00:14:56,064 --> 00:14:58,858 - Sir? - Yeah? Yes! 152 00:14:58,942 --> 00:15:01,027 Um, sorry. Lewis Skolnick, 153 00:15:01,110 --> 00:15:06,991 of the Lambda Lambda Lambda delegation from Adams College. We have a girlfriend. 154 00:15:07,075 --> 00:15:09,536 Uh, I mean, a reservation. 155 00:15:09,619 --> 00:15:13,873 Oh, no. This computer hates me. Let me get someone who can help you, OK? 156 00:15:13,957 --> 00:15:17,752 Uh, you know, I know a thing or two about computers myself. 157 00:15:17,836 --> 00:15:20,839 Um, maybe I could help you out. 158 00:15:20,922 --> 00:15:23,341 Oh. Well... 159 00:15:23,424 --> 00:15:27,929 I type in your name, press "Search" and... nothing. 160 00:15:28,012 --> 00:15:30,557 I spotted your problem. It's stroke technique. 161 00:15:30,640 --> 00:15:32,976 - Excuse me? - Stroke technique. 162 00:15:33,059 --> 00:15:36,187 See, you have to arch your fingers. 163 00:15:37,564 --> 00:15:40,108 Try that. 164 00:15:41,192 --> 00:15:43,695 - Like this? - Uh-huh. 165 00:15:44,779 --> 00:15:48,616 - It worked! - Yeah. See. Look. "Lewis Skolnick. 10..." 166 00:15:49,367 --> 00:15:52,537 "Cancelled"? That can't be right. 167 00:15:53,621 --> 00:15:56,958 I'm sorry, but your rooms have been given to someone else. 168 00:15:57,041 --> 00:15:59,419 We're the Tri-Lambs from Adams College. 169 00:15:59,502 --> 00:16:05,341 It's really important that we stay here. I mean, isn't there anything you can do, please? 170 00:16:07,302 --> 00:16:11,764 Listen, I'm just a trainee, but let me talk to my manager, Mr Munsinger. 171 00:16:11,848 --> 00:16:16,728 - I'm sure he can straighten this out for you. - That'd be great, uh... 172 00:16:16,811 --> 00:16:19,314 - Sunny. - Sunny. 173 00:16:21,232 --> 00:16:23,318 Thanks. Sorry. 174 00:16:30,241 --> 00:16:32,160 Mr Munsinger? 175 00:16:32,243 --> 00:16:34,704 Excuse me. Um... 176 00:16:34,787 --> 00:16:38,541 the Lambdas are here and the computer shows we gave their room away. 177 00:16:38,625 --> 00:16:43,755 - I don't want nerds staying in this hotel. - But this poor guy has no place to stay. 178 00:16:43,838 --> 00:16:46,424 Forget it. That room has to stay empty. 179 00:16:46,508 --> 00:16:48,343 Why? 180 00:16:48,885 --> 00:16:50,970 Fire law. 181 00:16:52,222 --> 00:16:55,558 To which fire law are you referring, sir? 182 00:16:59,479 --> 00:17:03,024 - Who's the manager of this hotel? - Fred C Dobbs. 183 00:17:04,400 --> 00:17:07,570 - Who's the acting manager? - You, sir. 184 00:17:07,654 --> 00:17:11,282 - Let's go three for three. Who's the trainee? - Me, sir. 185 00:17:11,366 --> 00:17:15,578 - Who's to obey the fire laws if I tell them to? - Me, sir. Excuse me. 186 00:17:20,834 --> 00:17:23,211 Now, where am l? Where were we? 187 00:17:25,421 --> 00:17:28,132 Geek alert at three o'clock. 188 00:17:29,008 --> 00:17:31,177 - Booger! Booger! - Yeow, baby! 189 00:17:31,261 --> 00:17:32,929 - Lewis has a problem. - What? 190 00:17:33,012 --> 00:17:35,932 He needs our help. Come on. 191 00:17:36,015 --> 00:17:36,891 (growls) 192 00:17:36,975 --> 00:17:39,352 Come on, Booger. Wormser! 193 00:17:39,435 --> 00:17:42,730 So, how far is Daytona Beach from Fort Lauderdale? 194 00:17:42,814 --> 00:17:44,148 What? 195 00:17:44,232 --> 00:17:46,609 Fort Lauderdale Men's Club, right? 196 00:17:46,693 --> 00:17:49,988 No rooms available? OK, thanks. 197 00:17:50,071 --> 00:17:51,739 Thanks. 198 00:17:53,157 --> 00:17:58,663 - Hey, guys. How's it goin'? - That one's full too. That's the ninth one. 199 00:17:58,746 --> 00:18:03,668 Here's a thought. We're only gonna be here five days. Do we really need a room? 200 00:18:05,086 --> 00:18:08,506 Oh, wow, look at these geeks. 201 00:18:08,590 --> 00:18:11,634 Man, what kind of a fraternity lets these guys in? 202 00:18:11,718 --> 00:18:15,054 Listen, Rog, I don't want these nerds hanging around my hotel. 203 00:18:15,138 --> 00:18:17,307 Buzz, relax. 204 00:18:17,390 --> 00:18:20,310 These guys are history. Watch. 205 00:18:22,812 --> 00:18:26,608 Pardon me. Are you guys the Lambdas from Adams College? 206 00:18:27,358 --> 00:18:29,944 - Why? - I'm Roger Lattimore. 207 00:18:30,028 --> 00:18:33,114 I'm chairman of the United Fraternity Council. Call me Rog. 208 00:18:33,198 --> 00:18:35,575 Lewis Skolnick. Lambda Lambda Lambda. Adams. 209 00:18:35,658 --> 00:18:39,412 I heard how much trouble you guys had, how you couldn't get a room. 210 00:18:39,496 --> 00:18:43,791 - You wouldn't believe it. It's been so trying. - I bet. That's rough. Yeah. 211 00:18:43,875 --> 00:18:46,628 I wish I could help you but it's out of my hands. 212 00:18:46,711 --> 00:18:50,840 You see, the manager here is a guy named Buzz Munsinger. He's right over there. 213 00:18:50,924 --> 00:18:53,551 - Hi, Buzz. - Can you introduce me, Rog? 214 00:18:53,635 --> 00:18:57,138 Well, I'd like to, but, you see, Buzz is an Alpha like me. 215 00:18:57,222 --> 00:19:01,226 - You mean Alpha Beta? - Yeah. He doesn't want you to stay here. 216 00:19:01,309 --> 00:19:05,730 You know how it is. So, I guess you guys'll just leave, huh? 217 00:19:05,813 --> 00:19:07,941 Here, I'll call you a cab. 218 00:19:09,025 --> 00:19:13,238 - Wait a minute. I think I've found one. - The Hotel Coral Essex. 219 00:19:13,321 --> 00:19:16,824 "Full recreation facilities, spacious ocean-view suites." 220 00:19:16,908 --> 00:19:19,536 - Sounds great. - Confirm it, Poindexter. 221 00:19:19,619 --> 00:19:22,163 - Fantastic. - It was a pleasure meeting you. 222 00:19:22,247 --> 00:19:26,167 - I guess we'll see you at the conference. - OK, we'll see you tomorrow. 223 00:19:26,251 --> 00:19:32,173 Well, gentlemen, no point in hanging around this dump any longer. Heaven awaits. 224 00:19:49,357 --> 00:19:52,277 (Booger) Must be checkout time. 225 00:19:57,073 --> 00:20:00,201 They must have had a heck of a party here, guys. 226 00:20:02,704 --> 00:20:04,789 (duck squawks) 227 00:20:08,293 --> 00:20:10,003 Hello? 228 00:20:11,337 --> 00:20:14,048 Hola, mijito. 229 00:20:14,132 --> 00:20:16,759 *Hablo inglés? 230 00:20:16,843 --> 00:20:19,387 Yes, you speak English. 231 00:20:19,470 --> 00:20:22,390 We have a reservation. We're the Tri-Lambs. 232 00:20:24,684 --> 00:20:27,770 Oh, yes, here it is. 233 00:20:27,854 --> 00:20:30,064 No problem. You follow me. 234 00:20:31,774 --> 00:20:34,736 Your room is in the Ricky Ricardo Wing. 235 00:20:34,819 --> 00:20:38,448 I'm Aldonza, your hostess. If you need anything... 236 00:20:38,531 --> 00:20:40,533 # You just call me 237 00:20:40,617 --> 00:20:42,035 # Don't be afraid 238 00:20:42,118 --> 00:20:46,581 And over here is the beautiful Olympic-sized swimming pool. 239 00:20:46,664 --> 00:20:51,920 - You be sure you shower before you use it. - (growling) 240 00:20:52,003 --> 00:20:54,005 - Didn't I just see...? - No. 241 00:20:54,088 --> 00:20:57,300 - Alejandro, sácame Wanda del pool. - (growling) 242 00:20:57,383 --> 00:21:01,262 And over here is the wonderful sauna. 243 00:21:03,223 --> 00:21:05,308 (coughing) 244 00:21:06,059 --> 00:21:12,190 You be sure you leave it the way you find it. And this is Damu, Mamu and Shamu. 245 00:21:12,273 --> 00:21:13,942 Boys. 246 00:21:17,529 --> 00:21:20,365 - Hey, dogs. - (dogs growl and bark) 247 00:21:21,032 --> 00:21:25,745 Down the hall and to the left is the Coke... machine. 248 00:21:27,288 --> 00:21:30,792 Over here is the gym. 249 00:21:30,875 --> 00:21:34,379 Come on, Daddy. Wanna go around the world with Selena? 250 00:21:34,921 --> 00:21:39,551 - Yeah, let me make it good for Daddy. Ooh! - (Aldonza) Yoo-hoo! Babies! Follow me. 251 00:21:39,634 --> 00:21:41,719 Big man, you. 252 00:21:43,429 --> 00:21:48,601 And over here, this is your room, the Ricky Ricardo Suite. 253 00:21:56,484 --> 00:21:58,152 Boys! 254 00:22:41,863 --> 00:22:46,075 # (Aldonza) La-da-dee-dada dee-da-da-daa 255 00:22:49,037 --> 00:22:52,373 Oh, don't worry. It's just a little evidence. 256 00:22:53,708 --> 00:22:56,586 # Magic carpet 257 00:22:56,669 --> 00:23:00,173 Now, you just make yourself at home, OK? 258 00:23:00,256 --> 00:23:02,717 (all scream) 259 00:23:04,636 --> 00:23:07,805 I'm just going to cook you your lunch. 260 00:23:07,889 --> 00:23:12,185 # Dee-da-dee-da-da dee-dada-dee 261 00:23:26,825 --> 00:23:28,660 Ugh! 262 00:23:30,662 --> 00:23:32,747 (metal detector crackles) 263 00:23:32,831 --> 00:23:36,626 - Poindexter, that's my pocket protector. - Sorry, Lewis. 264 00:23:38,920 --> 00:23:41,005 Harold! Harold! 265 00:23:47,637 --> 00:23:48,972 Wow. 266 00:23:49,055 --> 00:23:50,932 That's cool. 267 00:23:54,143 --> 00:23:57,021 We trashed their house last year. 268 00:23:57,105 --> 00:24:01,359 That didn't work. We locked them out of the hotel, they checked into another. 269 00:24:01,442 --> 00:24:04,946 - What are we gonna do? - What are you asking us for? 270 00:24:05,029 --> 00:24:07,949 - You're the one with the 2.0 average. - 2.2. 271 00:24:10,201 --> 00:24:12,996 We can't shake these guys. 272 00:24:13,079 --> 00:24:18,293 Christ, there could be a nuclear war, there'd be nothing left but cockroaches and nerds. 273 00:24:18,376 --> 00:24:20,461 Let's kill 'em. 274 00:24:21,504 --> 00:24:22,964 Nah. 275 00:24:28,261 --> 00:24:31,556 Wait a second. I got it. It's so simple. 276 00:24:31,639 --> 00:24:35,310 I mean, they're nerds, but they're men too, sort of. 277 00:24:36,019 --> 00:24:39,898 And what is the thing that every man in the world is afraid of? 278 00:24:39,981 --> 00:24:44,110 - I don't know, Tiny. What? - Come on, guys. You know. 279 00:24:44,194 --> 00:24:47,906 At one time or another, every man in this tub has been petrified 280 00:24:47,989 --> 00:24:52,660 that a chick is gonna see him naked and see how small his dick really is, right? 281 00:24:52,744 --> 00:24:55,663 - Jesus. - Come on, guys, admit it. 282 00:24:57,540 --> 00:24:59,751 Yeah, sure. Whatever... 283 00:24:59,834 --> 00:25:01,503 Tiny. 284 00:25:01,586 --> 00:25:04,923 What? What do you...? It's a reverse nickname. 285 00:25:05,006 --> 00:25:08,843 Like they call red-headed guys Blondie and right-handed guys Lefty. 286 00:25:08,927 --> 00:25:10,845 Mini-link, are you finished? 287 00:25:10,929 --> 00:25:14,098 - And bald guys Hairy. - Will you shut up? 288 00:25:14,182 --> 00:25:18,811 We gotta get rid of these guys. We gotta get rid of 'em in a major way. 289 00:25:25,109 --> 00:25:26,986 Hold it, fellas. 290 00:25:28,404 --> 00:25:34,869 I'm gettin' an idea here. Yeah, by this time tomorrow, the nerds'll be history. 291 00:25:37,497 --> 00:25:39,499 (Ogre) Nerds! 292 00:25:39,582 --> 00:25:42,085 Ogre, relax. 293 00:25:42,752 --> 00:25:46,256 Tomorrow, you'll be at the podium and the nerds'll be packin'. 294 00:25:46,339 --> 00:25:48,466 All right, Rog. 295 00:25:48,550 --> 00:25:50,218 (laughs) 296 00:25:51,928 --> 00:25:53,596 Whoo! 297 00:25:55,640 --> 00:25:57,100 (knock on door) 298 00:25:57,183 --> 00:25:59,269 (Aldonza) Pony express! 299 00:26:04,816 --> 00:26:08,361 - What's this? - I think it's an invitation to a party. 300 00:26:11,364 --> 00:26:13,032 "Dear Lambda Lambda Lambda, 301 00:26:13,116 --> 00:26:16,911 you are invited to the United Fraternity pre-conference barbecue. " 302 00:26:16,995 --> 00:26:20,415 "Fraternally yours, Roger Lattimore." Party, party, party! 303 00:26:21,291 --> 00:26:24,169 # (nerds) Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily... 304 00:26:24,252 --> 00:26:28,840 (driver) Guys! Guys! The pre-conference barbecue is right down that path. 305 00:26:28,923 --> 00:26:31,134 (Lewis) OK. Thanks for the ride. 306 00:26:32,719 --> 00:26:36,055 Guys, this is gonna be a blast. We'll see you when it's over. 307 00:26:36,139 --> 00:26:38,516 - (driver) Yeah. - (drumming) 308 00:26:38,600 --> 00:26:41,144 - Hey, they even have a band. - Just our luck. 309 00:26:41,227 --> 00:26:44,147 We get here in the middle of the drum solo. 310 00:26:48,735 --> 00:26:51,738 I don't know about this. Something doesn't smell right. 311 00:26:51,821 --> 00:26:55,158 That's me. I'm sorry. Anxiety makes me flatulent. 312 00:26:55,241 --> 00:26:58,661 Take a Valium or something, for Christ's sake. 313 00:26:59,329 --> 00:27:00,371 (woman screams) 314 00:27:00,455 --> 00:27:03,249 - Look! - Holy shit! 315 00:27:03,333 --> 00:27:05,418 (woman whimpers) 316 00:27:07,504 --> 00:27:11,925 (Wormser) This must be one of the last of the Seminole lndian tribes. 317 00:27:12,717 --> 00:27:14,511 Jesus H Christ! 318 00:27:19,057 --> 00:27:21,643 - Guys, we gotta help her. - (nerds) Uh... 319 00:27:21,726 --> 00:27:26,564 - Well, if not us, who? If not now, when? - Somebody else, some other time. 320 00:27:26,648 --> 00:27:29,651 No, Lewis is right, guys. Are we mice or are we men? 321 00:27:29,734 --> 00:27:32,612 - We are. - We're Tri-Lambs. 322 00:27:32,695 --> 00:27:37,909 When the going gets tough the tough get going. That woman there needs our help. 323 00:27:37,992 --> 00:27:40,703 Come on, men. Follow me. 324 00:27:42,580 --> 00:27:44,666 (woman whimpers) 325 00:27:50,630 --> 00:27:55,093 (Booger) Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy. 326 00:27:55,176 --> 00:27:58,972 - (Wormser) What are they gonna do? - I don't know. 327 00:27:59,055 --> 00:28:02,225 - I think they're gonna sacrifice a virgin. - I hope not. 328 00:28:02,308 --> 00:28:05,645 A virgin's a terrible thing to waste. 329 00:28:20,076 --> 00:28:22,203 There he goes. 330 00:28:26,124 --> 00:28:28,209 (Indian chants) 331 00:28:30,837 --> 00:28:32,922 Come on, guys. 332 00:28:33,506 --> 00:28:35,967 (Wormser moans) 333 00:28:57,947 --> 00:29:00,200 (Roger) Hit it, boys. 334 00:29:00,283 --> 00:29:01,910 - (woman giggles) - (growling) 335 00:29:01,993 --> 00:29:05,455 - (Wormser) What was that? - (Poindexter) I don't know. 336 00:29:05,914 --> 00:29:08,249 (woman) Careful. 337 00:29:08,333 --> 00:29:10,710 Winston, hit the lights. 338 00:29:11,586 --> 00:29:13,713 (nerds scream) 339 00:29:16,216 --> 00:29:19,511 - (woman screams) - (Wormser) Oh, no! 340 00:29:21,471 --> 00:29:22,722 (Lewis) Oh, my God! 341 00:29:22,805 --> 00:29:26,267 Trespassers have witnessed sacred ritual. 342 00:29:27,310 --> 00:29:31,648 Must burn clothes and chant... or die as well. 343 00:29:31,731 --> 00:29:34,275 - What now, Mr Hero? - Me? 344 00:29:37,654 --> 00:29:40,323 - OK. - Comin' right off. 345 00:29:40,990 --> 00:29:45,119 - (Booger) We're sorry. - (Wormser) Yeah, real sorry. 346 00:29:45,203 --> 00:29:47,539 (nerds intone Buddhist chant) 347 00:29:47,622 --> 00:29:51,668 (nerds) Nam myoho renge kyo. Nam myoho renge kyo. 348 00:29:51,751 --> 00:29:56,297 Nam myoho renge kyo. 349 00:29:56,589 --> 00:29:58,466 Nam myoho renge kyo. 350 00:29:58,550 --> 00:30:01,845 Intruders must leave Seminole country. 351 00:30:04,931 --> 00:30:07,475 So get out of Florida. 352 00:30:07,559 --> 00:30:10,228 (chanting continues) 353 00:30:10,311 --> 00:30:11,855 Wait, wait. 354 00:30:11,938 --> 00:30:16,609 (speaks Seminole) 355 00:30:19,654 --> 00:30:22,615 - I don't think those guys are lndians. - Why not? 356 00:30:22,699 --> 00:30:26,828 Well, when I said "Bite my crank" in Seminole, no one responded. 357 00:30:27,412 --> 00:30:29,664 (Lewis) You said that to these guys? 358 00:30:29,747 --> 00:30:32,333 - (growls) - Argh! 359 00:30:35,295 --> 00:30:38,006 - (Lamar) My blouse! - (Indians yell) 360 00:30:45,722 --> 00:30:47,807 (woman groans) 361 00:30:48,683 --> 00:30:51,186 - (Ogre) Nerds! - (nerds) Ogre! 362 00:30:54,731 --> 00:30:56,482 - You don't go anywhere. - Damn. 363 00:30:56,566 --> 00:30:59,235 I'm gonna kill you guys. Uh, geeks! 364 00:30:59,319 --> 00:31:02,155 (nerds scream and whimper) 365 00:31:03,781 --> 00:31:05,867 (Indian war cry) 366 00:31:26,179 --> 00:31:28,264 (woman) Oh, my! 367 00:31:28,348 --> 00:31:31,059 (man) Will someone put some clothes on them? 368 00:31:31,142 --> 00:31:35,230 - (woman #2) Look, honey. Nerds. - (woman #3) Are any of those our waiter? 369 00:31:35,563 --> 00:31:38,358 (Wormser) Hitchhiking five hours without a ride. 370 00:31:38,441 --> 00:31:41,653 (Booger) Would you pick up five guys in their underwear? 371 00:31:41,736 --> 00:31:44,781 - Well, at least we're home. - I can't believe this. 372 00:31:44,864 --> 00:31:49,702 I've never been so humiliated. Lewis, you must be crazy to think we're gonna stay here. 373 00:31:49,786 --> 00:31:52,747 We were fools to think we'd be accepted here. 374 00:31:52,831 --> 00:31:55,291 I'm going home where I can not get laid in peace. 375 00:31:55,375 --> 00:31:59,796 No, you're not. We were chosen by Adams College to be their representatives. 376 00:31:59,879 --> 00:32:03,341 - We're gonna stay here and represent them. - Lewis! 377 00:32:03,424 --> 00:32:07,428 Last year we were messed with, but we fought back and we won. We can do it again. 378 00:32:07,512 --> 00:32:10,056 That was Adams. This is the real world. 379 00:32:11,140 --> 00:32:15,103 I really don't know about you guys, but I'm not giving up. 380 00:32:40,211 --> 00:32:43,882 - (woman) They really like that. - (woman #2) Two for one. 381 00:32:47,343 --> 00:32:49,554 I'm really sorry I snapped at you guys. 382 00:32:49,637 --> 00:32:52,140 (all apologise at once) 383 00:32:52,223 --> 00:32:53,641 (all) Go ahead. 384 00:32:53,725 --> 00:32:56,436 (all apologise at once) 385 00:32:57,395 --> 00:33:00,148 Lewis, we're really sorry. 386 00:33:00,231 --> 00:33:03,359 We're not gonna quit on you. Are we, guys? 387 00:33:04,194 --> 00:33:05,653 - No. - No. 388 00:33:05,737 --> 00:33:07,280 No. 389 00:33:09,491 --> 00:33:11,576 All right. 390 00:33:12,952 --> 00:33:15,038 (snorting and spitting) 391 00:33:19,542 --> 00:33:21,628 (snorting and spitting) 392 00:33:27,217 --> 00:33:30,011 This room is a pigsty. 393 00:33:31,012 --> 00:33:33,097 Thank you. 394 00:33:40,104 --> 00:33:45,735 - You should be ashamed of yourself. - Fuck you. Who died and made you God? 395 00:33:52,659 --> 00:33:57,163 My name's Dudley Dawson. They call me Booger. 396 00:33:57,247 --> 00:34:01,751 Edgar Po Wong. They call me Snotty. 397 00:34:15,348 --> 00:34:17,016 (belches) 398 00:34:23,982 --> 00:34:26,067 (chuckles dismissively) 399 00:34:30,822 --> 00:34:33,324 (belches loudly and long) 400 00:34:45,003 --> 00:34:47,088 (belching continues) 401 00:34:56,556 --> 00:34:58,141 Master. 402 00:35:02,061 --> 00:35:06,399 My son, soon you will take over. 403 00:35:09,694 --> 00:35:13,323 Those geeks look dumber in their underwear than they do in person. 404 00:35:13,406 --> 00:35:15,325 (Indian war cry) 405 00:35:15,408 --> 00:35:18,578 In my day buttwipes like that couldn't get in fraternities. 406 00:35:18,661 --> 00:35:21,789 You went to college to drink, play football and get laid. 407 00:35:21,873 --> 00:35:25,502 None of this academic shit. We had our standards. 408 00:35:25,585 --> 00:35:29,589 I turned out just fine. I mean, look at me. A hotel manager. 409 00:35:29,672 --> 00:35:30,965 Whoa! 410 00:35:31,049 --> 00:35:33,343 At least you guys got rid of those geeks. 411 00:35:33,426 --> 00:35:36,012 Hear, hear, fellas. 412 00:35:36,095 --> 00:35:38,181 Here's to the last of the nerds. 413 00:35:38,264 --> 00:35:39,933 Nerds! 414 00:35:42,018 --> 00:35:46,272 I don't care what kind of convention you've got, I didn't get a wink of sleep. 415 00:35:46,356 --> 00:35:49,567 There was yelling, carrying-on like I don't know what. 416 00:35:49,651 --> 00:35:52,570 We thought we heard sheep noises. 417 00:35:53,404 --> 00:35:57,784 Why don't I do this? Would you hand me a complimentary pass, please? 418 00:35:58,368 --> 00:36:03,164 Here. This is a certificate for a free night the next time you stay with us. 419 00:36:03,248 --> 00:36:06,125 Well, all right, but that doesn't excuse it. 420 00:36:07,585 --> 00:36:11,422 - I thought I heard power tools. - I am very, very sorry. 421 00:36:11,506 --> 00:36:14,217 Enjoy the rest of your stay. 422 00:36:15,802 --> 00:36:19,764 - What's this about a free night? - I thought because we're having a ha... 423 00:36:19,848 --> 00:36:24,561 I'm not paying you to think. This hotel isn't giving away rooms while I'm acting manager. 424 00:36:24,644 --> 00:36:28,231 Unless you wanna have it taken out of your paycheck. Get it? 425 00:36:28,314 --> 00:36:31,234 So get your little ass back to work. 426 00:36:38,700 --> 00:36:42,537 - That was rude, sir. - Lipsey, you dipshit. 427 00:36:42,620 --> 00:36:45,665 - That was rude. I think you should apologise. - What? 428 00:36:45,748 --> 00:36:48,042 (Lipsey yells) 429 00:36:50,378 --> 00:36:52,547 Safe! 430 00:36:52,630 --> 00:36:54,382 - Say, uh... - Stewart. 431 00:36:54,465 --> 00:36:56,801 Stewart, yeah. What are you doin'? 432 00:36:56,885 --> 00:36:59,429 - Standing up for myself. - Let me help you up. 433 00:36:59,512 --> 00:37:01,598 Oh, Stewart. 434 00:37:01,681 --> 00:37:05,226 Hi, Sunny. How's your stroke? 435 00:37:05,310 --> 00:37:08,479 Mr Skolnick. Did you find a place to stay? 436 00:37:09,063 --> 00:37:14,194 Well, actually, you can just call me at the Hotel Coral Essex. I-I mean, you... 437 00:37:14,277 --> 00:37:18,948 Stewart, are you OK? I just wanna thank you for standing up for me. 438 00:37:19,032 --> 00:37:21,409 - I guess you got fired, huh? - Yeah. 439 00:37:21,493 --> 00:37:24,078 - Fired? Who fired you, Stewart? - The manager. 440 00:37:24,162 --> 00:37:26,247 The acting manager. 441 00:37:28,917 --> 00:37:30,585 Men? 442 00:37:31,544 --> 00:37:34,088 - Yeah, just the three of us. - Nerds! 443 00:37:34,172 --> 00:37:37,509 Debbie, the car is... There's plenty of room. Yeah. 444 00:37:38,468 --> 00:37:41,846 Yeah. No, cos the seats go down. Sure. 445 00:37:41,930 --> 00:37:44,516 Don't forget the blueberries and cream. 446 00:37:45,767 --> 00:37:47,894 - Are you the manager here? - Yeah. 447 00:37:47,977 --> 00:37:49,896 Skolnick, come here. 448 00:37:49,979 --> 00:37:52,065 (Ogre growls) 449 00:37:55,026 --> 00:37:57,987 Skolnick, you're a smart guy. 450 00:37:58,071 --> 00:38:01,574 Don't you understand? You're not wanted here. 451 00:38:01,658 --> 00:38:04,369 Wrong, sir. Adams College wants us here. 452 00:38:04,452 --> 00:38:07,247 - We are their delegates. - We have a right to be here. 453 00:38:07,330 --> 00:38:10,625 - Tell him, Poindexter. - Yes, how correct you are. 454 00:38:10,708 --> 00:38:12,377 Excuse me. 455 00:38:12,460 --> 00:38:16,005 According to Article 34 of the bylaws of the United Fraternities, 456 00:38:16,089 --> 00:38:19,592 all representatives representing represented organisations 457 00:38:19,676 --> 00:38:23,346 are allowed, by law, their rightful place. 458 00:38:24,347 --> 00:38:26,516 - Yeah, so bite me, all right? - (growls) 459 00:38:26,599 --> 00:38:29,310 No, fine. Fine. You're right. 460 00:38:29,853 --> 00:38:32,355 You're absolutely right. 461 00:38:32,438 --> 00:38:35,733 If that's the law, then... that's the law. 462 00:38:39,863 --> 00:38:44,742 So, we are resolved to extend the reach of our domain 463 00:38:44,826 --> 00:38:47,912 to include technical and trade schools 464 00:38:47,996 --> 00:38:52,250 and English-speaking universities outside of the country. 465 00:38:52,333 --> 00:38:57,505 Now, to our last order of business, which concerns constitutional amendments, 466 00:38:57,589 --> 00:39:00,341 which will be voted on at tomorrow's session. 467 00:39:00,425 --> 00:39:05,138 Uh, Proposition 15, sponsored by the Alpha Betas, 468 00:39:05,221 --> 00:39:09,142 will be introduced by Chip "Tiny" Hayes. 469 00:39:17,942 --> 00:39:23,072 Excuse me. Uh, Chip "The Meat" Hayes. 470 00:39:28,077 --> 00:39:31,873 "Whereas it is a moral obligation of every fraternity 471 00:39:31,956 --> 00:39:35,293 to glorify both the body as well as the mind, 472 00:39:35,376 --> 00:39:38,713 be it now resolved that all fraternities shall a... 473 00:39:39,923 --> 00:39:41,966 shall a... " 474 00:39:42,050 --> 00:39:44,135 - Augment. - Thanks. 475 00:39:44,677 --> 00:39:50,058 "augment existing academic standards with new physical standards as well." 476 00:39:50,141 --> 00:39:51,559 - What? - That's unfair. 477 00:39:51,643 --> 00:39:53,978 - That's unconstitutional. - That bites. 478 00:39:54,062 --> 00:39:59,067 "Therefore, the membership of each fraternity must meet such physical standards 479 00:39:59,150 --> 00:40:02,320 or be excluded from this conference. " Thank you. 480 00:40:04,155 --> 00:40:07,992 - And who decides the standards? - (Roger) Pardon me? 481 00:40:08,076 --> 00:40:11,204 I said, who decides the standards? 482 00:40:11,287 --> 00:40:16,000 Why, your, uh... your democratically elected leaders, of course. 483 00:40:20,171 --> 00:40:24,384 - Do I hear a second? - Get the nerds outta here. 484 00:40:25,385 --> 00:40:28,012 - I second it. - (Roger) Thanks a lot. 485 00:40:28,096 --> 00:40:33,226 Proposition 15 is moved and seconded and will be voted on at tomorrow's ballot. 486 00:40:34,435 --> 00:40:37,730 They can kick us out if we don't pass the physical standards. 487 00:40:37,814 --> 00:40:40,275 - (Booger) We're screwed. - No, we're not. 488 00:40:40,358 --> 00:40:43,278 They're not getting away with this. 489 00:40:43,361 --> 00:40:47,907 Point of order! Hey! Point of order! This is totally unfair. 490 00:40:47,991 --> 00:40:51,661 Hey, I'll give you the mike as soon as I make this brief announcement. 491 00:40:51,744 --> 00:40:53,913 - All right. Make it quick. - Thank you. 492 00:40:53,997 --> 00:40:59,419 Gentlemen. Wet nightie contest, poolside, in five minutes. 493 00:41:08,011 --> 00:41:10,096 Wet nightie? Whoa! 494 00:41:14,809 --> 00:41:16,895 (crowd chants) 495 00:41:21,816 --> 00:41:25,570 Gentlemen, we got 24 hours to get through to these people. 496 00:41:26,779 --> 00:41:30,116 - But how? - How? They're rational individuals. 497 00:41:30,200 --> 00:41:35,747 All we have to do is explain to them that Proposition 15 is unfair and inappropriate. 498 00:41:46,007 --> 00:41:47,842 Guys? 499 00:41:47,926 --> 00:41:52,764 What are you doing, looking at women like that? You're a kid. You should be ashamed. 500 00:41:52,847 --> 00:41:56,226 I made a mistake. We're gonna have to fight fire with fire. 501 00:41:56,309 --> 00:41:58,770 I agree. Let's torch their hotel. 502 00:41:58,853 --> 00:42:01,606 - No, I mean beat 'em at their own game. - Football? 503 00:42:01,689 --> 00:42:04,484 No. I think we should have a "No on 15" party. 504 00:42:04,567 --> 00:42:07,529 - Right, guys? We can do it. - Right. 505 00:42:07,612 --> 00:42:10,865 The Tri-Lambs prevailed at Adams. We can prevail here. 506 00:42:15,161 --> 00:42:17,622 - Wormser, here. - Thanks. 507 00:42:17,705 --> 00:42:19,999 - Stewart? - I sure hope this works. 508 00:42:20,083 --> 00:42:23,378 If this doesn't get a crowd, I don't know what will. 509 00:42:23,461 --> 00:42:26,631 - Hit the switch. - Hit the switch. 510 00:42:26,923 --> 00:42:29,092 - Hit the switch. - Hit the switch. 511 00:42:29,175 --> 00:42:31,386 Hit the switch. 512 00:42:33,304 --> 00:42:35,431 - (Stewart) Wow! - (Booger) All right! 513 00:42:35,515 --> 00:42:39,769 - Hey, you guys, that worked great! - I don't get it. 514 00:42:48,987 --> 00:42:50,446 Ave Maria. 515 00:42:50,822 --> 00:42:53,950 (man) Party! 516 00:42:59,038 --> 00:43:02,625 Oh, thank you, God, for my five little babies. 517 00:43:03,126 --> 00:43:05,920 - It's party time! - (Lamar) Hit it! 518 00:43:06,004 --> 00:43:07,755 (# rap music) 519 00:43:14,721 --> 00:43:17,348 # Party people in the place, here's a story 520 00:43:17,432 --> 00:43:19,684 # About some guys that are bound for glory 521 00:43:19,767 --> 00:43:22,312 # I'll get right down to the nitty-gritty 522 00:43:22,395 --> 00:43:24,689 # - The Triple-L Crew is gonna rock this city # - Rock this city 523 00:43:24,772 --> 00:43:27,192 # I'm the l-a-m, the a and the r 524 00:43:27,275 --> 00:43:29,402 # The man on the mike that they call Lamar 525 00:43:29,486 --> 00:43:33,114 # And there's a couple of things that I'd like to say about Prop 15 526 00:43:33,198 --> 00:43:34,449 # It's not OK 527 00:43:34,532 --> 00:43:37,035 # - Now, I'm no jock, no football hero # - Hero 528 00:43:37,118 --> 00:43:39,579 # But that don't mean I'm an absolute zero 529 00:43:39,662 --> 00:43:42,665 (braying laugh) 530 00:43:44,417 --> 00:43:46,836 # Now, people call us rejects and all of that stuff 531 00:43:46,920 --> 00:43:49,172 # Just because we can't do a hundred push-ups 532 00:43:49,255 --> 00:43:51,716 # Don't judge by looks like a book by its cover 533 00:43:51,799 --> 00:43:54,427 # You may miss a friend You may miss a lover 534 00:43:54,511 --> 00:43:56,679 (# guitar solo) 535 00:44:04,145 --> 00:44:06,231 # I'm rockin' on the mike I didn't come to preach 536 00:44:06,314 --> 00:44:08,817 # But there's some folks out there that need to be reached 537 00:44:08,900 --> 00:44:11,277 # You've gotta open your mind so you can set it free 538 00:44:11,361 --> 00:44:14,447 # And the man to help you do it is the mighty Lip-C 539 00:44:14,531 --> 00:44:16,199 (# scratching) 540 00:44:17,075 --> 00:44:19,202 # The mighty Lip-C 541 00:44:31,923 --> 00:44:34,425 # Kick it! My name is Lip-C and I got something to say 542 00:44:34,509 --> 00:44:37,095 # And a couple of myths that I'd like to slay 543 00:44:37,178 --> 00:44:39,430 # We're not really meek like an itty-bitty mouse 544 00:44:39,514 --> 00:44:42,100 # And in case you're uninformed we came to rock the house 545 00:44:42,183 --> 00:44:45,478 # There's only one question that I got for you and that's, who are you? 546 00:44:45,562 --> 00:44:46,896 # I'm somebody too 547 00:44:51,526 --> 00:44:54,070 # - Some people into art # - Some are really smart 548 00:44:54,154 --> 00:44:56,698 # - Some got a head start # - Does that mean we're worlds apart? 549 00:44:56,781 --> 00:44:59,033 # Some people think we're for the birds 550 00:44:59,117 --> 00:45:01,870 # And then they call us names They call us nerds 551 00:45:06,666 --> 00:45:09,210 # Nervous is what they really are 552 00:45:09,294 --> 00:45:11,296 # Judging themselves by the make of their car 553 00:45:11,379 --> 00:45:12,630 # - We're not dorks # - Not jerks 554 00:45:12,714 --> 00:45:13,798 # - Not wimps # - Not geeks 555 00:45:13,882 --> 00:45:15,341 # - Not losers # - Failures 556 00:45:15,425 --> 00:45:16,301 # - Fakes # - Or freaks 557 00:45:16,384 --> 00:45:18,887 # Now, you may have clothes You may have money 558 00:45:18,970 --> 00:45:21,347 # A def set of wheels and a good-looking honey 559 00:45:21,431 --> 00:45:23,641 # Well, I ain't got threads or a Mercedes-Benz 560 00:45:23,725 --> 00:45:26,060 # But at least I have got some really good friends 561 00:45:26,144 --> 00:45:27,395 # - So don't dis us # - What? 562 00:45:27,478 --> 00:45:28,688 # - Don't dismiss us # - What? 563 00:45:28,771 --> 00:45:30,815 # Cos one day you might want to kiss us 564 00:45:30,899 --> 00:45:32,317 # - Don't reject us # - What? 565 00:45:32,400 --> 00:45:33,568 # - Disrespect us # - What? 566 00:45:33,651 --> 00:45:35,987 # We will not let you neglect us 567 00:45:38,239 --> 00:45:40,742 # So before we go, take a final note 568 00:45:40,825 --> 00:45:43,536 # No on 15 is the way to vote 569 00:45:43,620 --> 00:45:48,166 # No on 15 570 00:45:48,458 --> 00:45:52,504 # No on 15 571 00:45:55,298 --> 00:45:59,093 (Lamar) Thank you! Thank you! Now, how are you gonna vote? 572 00:45:59,177 --> 00:46:01,262 (man) No on 15! 573 00:46:01,346 --> 00:46:04,098 - (Lamar) What on 15? - (woman) No on 15! 574 00:46:04,182 --> 00:46:05,975 (nerds chant) No on 15! 575 00:46:06,059 --> 00:46:10,021 (audience chants) No on 15! No on 15! 576 00:46:10,104 --> 00:46:12,023 - No on 15! - We're serious now. 577 00:46:12,106 --> 00:46:13,983 - No on 15! - We really mean it. 578 00:46:14,067 --> 00:46:15,985 - No on 15! - Can't hear you! 579 00:46:16,069 --> 00:46:17,821 - No on 15! - Make some noise! 580 00:46:17,904 --> 00:46:19,823 No on 15! 581 00:46:19,906 --> 00:46:23,284 (audience) No on 15! No on 15! 582 00:46:23,368 --> 00:46:27,705 No on 15! No on 15! 583 00:46:35,380 --> 00:46:37,549 I guess I underestimated these guys. 584 00:46:38,758 --> 00:46:40,552 Motion is carried. 585 00:46:40,635 --> 00:46:46,349 Proposition 15 is hereby removed from the agenda and is rendered moot. 586 00:46:46,432 --> 00:46:50,770 - They actually did it. - Maybe the Alphas aren't such bad guys. 587 00:46:51,896 --> 00:46:56,025 Now, I have one final order of business. 588 00:46:57,277 --> 00:46:59,612 Could Lewis Skolnick, 589 00:46:59,696 --> 00:47:02,949 president of the Adams College chapter of Lambda Lambda Lambda, 590 00:47:03,032 --> 00:47:05,201 come up to the podium, please? 591 00:47:07,537 --> 00:47:09,080 - Go. - Go. 592 00:47:09,164 --> 00:47:13,668 (Roger) In order to make certain that this organisation is never again embarrassed 593 00:47:13,751 --> 00:47:17,213 by such misguided deeds as the Alphas are guilty of, 594 00:47:17,297 --> 00:47:21,050 I hereby propose the following constitutional amendment. 595 00:47:21,134 --> 00:47:25,805 Henceforth, any fraternity guilty of illegal or improper conduct 596 00:47:25,889 --> 00:47:29,184 shall be expelled from the United Fraternity Conference 597 00:47:29,267 --> 00:47:31,352 and their national charter revoked. 598 00:47:31,436 --> 00:47:34,856 And, Lewis, I'd like the record here today 599 00:47:34,939 --> 00:47:39,110 to reflect that we introduced this proposition together. 600 00:47:39,903 --> 00:47:41,988 OK, Rog. 601 00:47:43,656 --> 00:47:48,536 (Roger) Let's officially bury the hatchet between the Tri-Lambs and the Alphas 602 00:47:48,620 --> 00:47:50,705 and put this joint amendment to a vote. 603 00:47:50,788 --> 00:47:53,416 I think I'm gonna cry. 604 00:47:56,711 --> 00:47:59,964 - All those in favour? - (audience) Aye! 605 00:48:12,227 --> 00:48:15,563 - Hey, guys. - Here you are, fellas. 606 00:48:15,647 --> 00:48:17,732 It's all yours. 607 00:48:25,365 --> 00:48:27,659 I know it must be kind of overwhelming, 608 00:48:27,742 --> 00:48:32,121 but, uh... we just wanted you guys to know how sorry we were. 609 00:48:32,580 --> 00:48:38,336 You know, Lewis, I hate to use "party" as a verb, but you guys can really party. 610 00:48:38,419 --> 00:48:40,588 We were impressed. 611 00:48:40,672 --> 00:48:41,965 Yeah. 612 00:48:46,427 --> 00:48:49,347 God, you know, Rog? We must be dreaming. 613 00:48:51,182 --> 00:48:54,519 Nah. If we were dreaming I'd have a boner. 614 00:48:58,231 --> 00:49:00,316 - Boner! - That's great! 615 00:49:05,989 --> 00:49:09,033 To truly hock a loogie, 616 00:49:09,117 --> 00:49:12,829 one must not retrieve the phlegm from the throat... 617 00:49:13,538 --> 00:49:16,249 but from the soul. 618 00:49:18,835 --> 00:49:23,464 Oh, God, Gilbert, I really wish you were here. The Alphas down here are so great. 619 00:49:23,548 --> 00:49:28,011 Listen to you. Are you telling me that they called you up, 620 00:49:28,094 --> 00:49:32,015 they invited you over to their hotel, and then they gave you their suite? 621 00:49:32,098 --> 00:49:36,186 - Yeah. Yeah, it's just incredible. - It's too incredible. 622 00:49:36,269 --> 00:49:41,316 Lewis, I know you, and I know that sometimes you're so eager to be liked 623 00:49:41,399 --> 00:49:44,903 that you don't take the time to see people for who they really are. 624 00:49:44,986 --> 00:49:48,781 Are you saying I'm some kind of weenie who can't take care of himself? 625 00:49:48,865 --> 00:49:53,953 - I'll tell you, I'm not that kind of weenie. - Lewis, I just want you to be careful. 626 00:49:54,037 --> 00:49:57,165 Remember, once an Alpha, always an Alpha. 627 00:49:57,248 --> 00:49:59,334 - Ow! - Sorry. 628 00:50:00,543 --> 00:50:02,003 Hey, Boog, let's go. 629 00:50:02,086 --> 00:50:04,172 (hums throatily) 630 00:50:04,255 --> 00:50:06,799 (fly buzzes) 631 00:50:11,179 --> 00:50:12,347 (spits) 632 00:50:12,430 --> 00:50:14,516 (fly stops buzzing) 633 00:50:16,893 --> 00:50:17,977 Ah. 634 00:50:18,061 --> 00:50:21,898 Now, my son, you are ready to go out into the world. 635 00:50:26,486 --> 00:50:28,988 Awesome, Booger. 636 00:50:30,740 --> 00:50:33,743 And don't forget the whipped cream. 637 00:50:33,827 --> 00:50:39,374 So, you guys just get the nerds into my car alone, 638 00:50:39,457 --> 00:50:42,043 and I'll take care of the rest. You understand? 639 00:50:42,126 --> 00:50:43,169 - Yo. - You bet. 640 00:50:43,253 --> 00:50:45,046 Great. 641 00:50:46,005 --> 00:50:47,423 Sir? 642 00:50:47,507 --> 00:50:51,845 Oh, yes, Sunny, I have a job for you. Mr Lattimore'll explain it to you. 643 00:50:51,928 --> 00:50:56,683 Sunny, I just feel terrible about the way I treated the Tri-Lambs, 644 00:50:56,766 --> 00:51:02,605 and I thought maybe you guys could take 'em out and, I don't know, show 'em a good time. 645 00:51:02,689 --> 00:51:05,775 Actually, you could use my car if you want. 646 00:51:07,235 --> 00:51:11,239 Well, that's awfully sweet of you but, I mean, I have to work. 647 00:51:11,698 --> 00:51:15,118 - Buzz? - Part of your job is taking care of customers. 648 00:51:15,201 --> 00:51:18,246 These are important guests. I want to make them happy. 649 00:51:18,329 --> 00:51:20,290 You what? 650 00:51:20,373 --> 00:51:23,376 Earlier, I erred in my judgement. 651 00:51:23,459 --> 00:51:26,796 These Tri-Lambs are, uh, good nerds. Men. 652 00:51:29,090 --> 00:51:31,801 Look, just do your job, will you? 653 00:51:31,885 --> 00:51:33,970 Yes, sir. 654 00:51:35,263 --> 00:51:37,348 And, uh, Sunny... 655 00:51:40,602 --> 00:51:43,480 have a good time, OK? 656 00:51:43,563 --> 00:51:45,732 Yes, sir. 657 00:51:45,815 --> 00:51:47,901 Bye-bye. 658 00:51:49,861 --> 00:51:56,034 You know, guys, Gilbert, UN Jefferson, all our brothers, they're gonna be so proud of us. 659 00:51:56,117 --> 00:51:57,785 Gents? 660 00:51:58,620 --> 00:52:01,539 Uh-oh. I think we're in their seats, guys. 661 00:52:03,833 --> 00:52:06,628 (Lamar) It looks like they're coming to talk to us. 662 00:52:06,711 --> 00:52:09,297 (Booger) Whatever's in this drink, I want a case. 663 00:52:09,380 --> 00:52:12,425 It's not the drinks, it's us. Guys. 664 00:52:13,676 --> 00:52:16,596 See, we're winners, and it shows. 665 00:52:16,679 --> 00:52:18,890 - Shall we? - What? Jump 'em? 666 00:52:18,973 --> 00:52:22,769 Talk to 'em. Find out what they're like, what they're thinking about. 667 00:52:22,852 --> 00:52:27,357 - Find out what they look like naked. - Find out if she's got a brother. 668 00:52:27,440 --> 00:52:30,485 Find out how long they've been listening to us. 669 00:52:31,361 --> 00:52:33,154 - Hi, Sunny. - Hello again. 670 00:52:33,238 --> 00:52:34,280 - Hi. - Yo. 671 00:52:34,364 --> 00:52:35,740 - Nice day. - Beautiful. 672 00:52:35,824 --> 00:52:38,117 - Wow. - Yo. 673 00:52:38,201 --> 00:52:40,286 - Paradise. - It is. 674 00:52:40,370 --> 00:52:43,289 - (Lori) You bet. - (Michelle) Yo. 675 00:52:45,375 --> 00:52:47,669 So, you wanna get funky or what? 676 00:52:47,752 --> 00:52:50,463 (# "Funky Town" by Pseudo Echo) 677 00:53:32,088 --> 00:53:34,048 - Lewis? - Yeah? 678 00:53:34,132 --> 00:53:36,634 Would you rub some of this lotion on my back? 679 00:53:36,718 --> 00:53:38,803 - Yeah. - Thanks. 680 00:53:51,065 --> 00:53:54,486 - What are you doing? - Nothing. Absolutely nothing. 681 00:54:00,783 --> 00:54:07,040 Well... actually, the truth of the matter is, Sunny, I'm a little nervous. 682 00:54:07,582 --> 00:54:09,792 - Nervous? - Yeah. 683 00:54:09,876 --> 00:54:14,464 I mean... I'm not really the cool dude I seem to be. 684 00:54:15,131 --> 00:54:17,217 - Oh, no? - Uh-uh. 685 00:54:17,717 --> 00:54:24,432 I mean, I've never even... really rubbed lotion on anybody except Poindexter there. 686 00:54:25,517 --> 00:54:28,144 - I can't believe this. - What? 687 00:54:28,228 --> 00:54:30,522 Uh, rubbing lotion on a girl 688 00:54:30,605 --> 00:54:35,109 who, uh, could date anybody she wanted in the entire state of Florida. 689 00:54:35,193 --> 00:54:39,155 - I don't date that much at all. - Get outta town. 690 00:54:39,239 --> 00:54:41,407 Guys like Roger ask you out all the time. 691 00:54:41,491 --> 00:54:46,955 Guys like Roger barely have enough glial cells to be considered primates. 692 00:54:47,038 --> 00:54:51,125 - It's the shyer guys you wish would ask. - Did you just say "glial cells"? 693 00:54:51,209 --> 00:54:54,712 - Yeah. I was speaking facetiously, of course. - Of course. 694 00:54:54,796 --> 00:54:57,590 Everybody knows they are measured not in quantity 695 00:54:57,674 --> 00:55:01,511 but in respect to their ratio to neurons in the parietal lobe. 696 00:55:01,594 --> 00:55:04,430 Sunny, you're amazing. 697 00:55:05,181 --> 00:55:09,477 Hey, guys, we're thirsty. You wanna go get us some brewski? 698 00:55:09,561 --> 00:55:12,230 Brews... Yeah! Yeah, we'll get you some brews. 699 00:55:12,313 --> 00:55:15,859 What do you say we kill off some of those excess glial cells? 700 00:55:15,942 --> 00:55:17,861 - OK. - We'll be back in a flash. 701 00:55:17,944 --> 00:55:20,697 Guys, come on. Beer run. 702 00:55:30,081 --> 00:55:32,959 Don't worry. We'll be gone in no time. 703 00:55:33,042 --> 00:55:34,919 What do you mean? 704 00:55:35,003 --> 00:55:41,009 # (Lamar and Wormser) 4,749,681,999 bottles of beer on the wall 705 00:55:41,342 --> 00:55:46,431 # 4,749,681,999 bottles of beer 706 00:55:46,514 --> 00:55:48,683 # If one of those bottles should happen to fall 707 00:55:48,766 --> 00:55:53,855 # 4,749,681,998 bottles of beer on the wall 708 00:56:03,698 --> 00:56:07,744 (Lewis) OK, you guys, you get the suds. I gotta go drain the lizard. 709 00:56:07,827 --> 00:56:09,162 Bye. 710 00:56:10,705 --> 00:56:13,416 Get some chips, Poindexter. 711 00:56:16,753 --> 00:56:19,464 Anything you want, Admiral. 712 00:56:28,723 --> 00:56:31,059 I got beer! I got beer! I got... 713 00:56:31,142 --> 00:56:33,478 - Freeze! - Busted. 714 00:56:33,561 --> 00:56:36,606 Get your hands up! Turn around! You're under arrest. 715 00:56:36,689 --> 00:56:39,275 - For what? - Grand theft auto. 716 00:56:39,359 --> 00:56:43,488 A Roger Lattimore reported this vehicle stolen from the Royal Flamingo. 717 00:56:43,571 --> 00:56:46,407 Oh, no. That's a misunderstanding, Officer. 718 00:56:46,491 --> 00:56:49,536 That car was lent by the beautiful girls who are our dates. 719 00:56:49,619 --> 00:56:53,122 Beautiful girls? Oh. Get your hands up! Turn around. 720 00:57:01,714 --> 00:57:04,008 (guard) Let's go, fellas. 721 00:57:04,092 --> 00:57:06,553 - Come on. - "We're winners" you said. 722 00:57:06,636 --> 00:57:09,514 - "They can see it" you said. - OK, so I'm stupid. 723 00:57:09,597 --> 00:57:12,934 - You believed me. What does that make you? - A felon. 724 00:57:13,393 --> 00:57:15,478 Right here. 725 00:57:16,980 --> 00:57:21,025 - No, I'm only 15. I'm just a kid. - That's not what it says here, Senator. 726 00:57:25,822 --> 00:57:28,741 (inmate) Damn! I gotta get outta here. 727 00:57:36,374 --> 00:57:39,794 I liked her. I actually believed her. 728 00:57:40,461 --> 00:57:43,965 I was thinking "Lewis, this beautiful girl, she likes you." 729 00:57:44,048 --> 00:57:46,801 You were thinking, just using the wrong head. 730 00:57:46,885 --> 00:57:49,637 There's something of greater importance here. 731 00:57:49,721 --> 00:57:51,431 Yeah? Like what? 732 00:57:51,514 --> 00:57:55,894 Like it's gonna be a bit inconvenient finishing college from jail. 733 00:57:55,977 --> 00:58:00,523 - I studied really hard this year. - (Poindexter) Know what occurred to me? 734 00:58:00,607 --> 00:58:05,612 The amendment Lewis cosigned could be used against us to destroy the Tri-Lambs. 735 00:58:05,695 --> 00:58:07,530 Gosh darn it to heck anyway. 736 00:58:07,614 --> 00:58:11,534 Do you mind? I'm cursing. Hey! Would you back off? 737 00:58:11,618 --> 00:58:15,830 We're just speaking quietly amongst ourselves and it does not pertain to you. 738 00:58:15,914 --> 00:58:19,501 - What are we gonna tell Dean Ulich? - Listen, you little geek... 739 00:58:19,584 --> 00:58:23,379 Listen, buttface! I'm in no mood to deal with an idiot like you! 740 00:58:23,463 --> 00:58:27,217 Now, why don't you just sit down before you really make me mad?! 741 00:58:27,300 --> 00:58:28,843 Lewis! 742 00:58:32,972 --> 00:58:36,935 Lewis, do you realise you just said "buttface" to the missing link? 743 00:58:37,018 --> 00:58:40,730 - I did? - And really loud, too. 744 00:58:40,814 --> 00:58:44,150 (chanting) No more nerds! No more nerds! 745 00:58:44,234 --> 00:58:50,532 No more nerds! No more nerds! 746 00:58:50,615 --> 00:58:55,203 No more nerds! No more nerds! No more nerds! 747 00:58:55,286 --> 00:58:59,749 Yo, yo, yo, yo. Yo, I'm looking for my homeboys. 748 00:58:59,833 --> 00:59:02,335 Yeah? Well, it looks like you got us instead. 749 00:59:02,418 --> 00:59:05,463 Hey, Rog. I thought we were gonna get rid of these nerds. 750 00:59:05,547 --> 00:59:09,551 - Yeah, so did l. - What did you do with the Tri-Lambdas? 751 00:59:10,844 --> 00:59:13,221 Argh! What did you say, nerd? 752 00:59:13,304 --> 00:59:17,183 Tell me what you did with the Tri-Lambdas now or you guys are in big trouble. 753 00:59:17,267 --> 00:59:20,270 - (Gundy) Big trouble. - (Winston) Big trouble. 754 00:59:20,353 --> 00:59:23,314 Fellas, relax. Come here, Stewart. 755 00:59:23,398 --> 00:59:26,151 You're right. I should tell you. 756 00:59:26,234 --> 00:59:29,529 - It's really very sad. - Sad? What are you talkin' about? 757 00:59:29,612 --> 00:59:33,241 Well, you see, the guys... the guys are all in jail. 758 00:59:33,324 --> 00:59:34,367 What? 759 00:59:34,450 --> 00:59:38,246 - Yeah, they... they stole my car. - They stole your car? 760 00:59:38,329 --> 00:59:41,583 - But you wanna know the saddest part? - Yeah. 761 00:59:41,666 --> 00:59:45,545 They're about to get their whole fraternity thrown out of the conference. 762 00:59:45,628 --> 00:59:49,007 - What do you mean "thrown out"? - Ogre, didn't he call you a homo? 763 00:59:49,090 --> 00:59:50,592 Homo? 764 00:59:51,301 --> 00:59:52,969 Whoa! 765 00:59:55,722 --> 00:59:58,349 Hey, Buzzo, we've got a problem here. 766 00:59:58,433 --> 01:00:00,768 Hey, nerd! I thought I'd fired you. 767 01:00:03,313 --> 01:00:05,732 (Ogre laughs) Nerd! 768 01:00:06,357 --> 01:00:09,152 Oh, my God! What happened? 769 01:00:15,450 --> 01:00:17,660 - We're in trouble. - What's wrong? 770 01:00:17,744 --> 01:00:21,956 They said the Tri-Lambs stole a car and they were thrown in jail. 771 01:00:22,040 --> 01:00:24,125 But I know my friends wouldn't do that. 772 01:00:24,209 --> 01:00:27,587 - Wait a minute. Who told you this? - Them. 773 01:00:27,670 --> 01:00:31,841 - Good shot. - Here's a problem that just won't go away. 774 01:00:31,925 --> 01:00:35,011 Yeah. Just like my crabs. 775 01:00:35,094 --> 01:00:37,555 - Wha...? - Oh, Jesus. 776 01:00:37,639 --> 01:00:41,392 - Let's go finish these geeks off. - Guys, it's just a joke. 777 01:00:42,101 --> 01:00:44,354 Guys, I don't have crabs. 778 01:00:44,437 --> 01:00:47,982 Seriously! Guys, I'll show you if you wanna see. 779 01:00:53,571 --> 01:00:55,949 - So long, suckers. - You guys are all right? 780 01:00:56,032 --> 01:00:57,450 - Stewart! - Hey! 781 01:00:57,534 --> 01:00:59,869 How are you? How was doin' hard time? 782 01:00:59,953 --> 01:01:03,331 Hard time! How did you get the money to bail us out? 783 01:01:03,414 --> 01:01:06,292 Oh, I didn't. She did. 784 01:01:08,419 --> 01:01:09,754 You. 785 01:01:09,838 --> 01:01:12,757 Lewis, I'm sorry. I swear I didn't know. 786 01:01:13,383 --> 01:01:16,886 - (Sunny) Lewis, wait! - I say we fight back now. 787 01:01:16,970 --> 01:01:21,307 It doesn't matter any more. They'll just find another way to try to get rid of us. 788 01:01:21,391 --> 01:01:24,519 - They'll send somebody else like her. - What? 789 01:01:24,602 --> 01:01:27,814 Yeah. You're not worth the lotion I squirted on you. 790 01:01:27,897 --> 01:01:32,026 - Lewis, I swear to you, I didn't know. - Oh, I'm so sure. 791 01:01:32,110 --> 01:01:35,363 Just get 'em in the van. 792 01:01:36,406 --> 01:01:38,658 We just don't fit in. 793 01:01:38,741 --> 01:01:42,871 Yo. You sound like I used to sound before you taught me how to fight for myself. 794 01:01:42,954 --> 01:01:46,416 Well, why don't you just forget it? Don't you understand? 795 01:01:46,499 --> 01:01:50,795 It doesn't matter that we're good dressers, or we have good personal hygiene. 796 01:01:50,879 --> 01:01:51,921 No, wait. 797 01:01:52,005 --> 01:01:55,341 Don't you get it, man? People don't want us around. 798 01:01:55,425 --> 01:01:57,635 No shit, Skolnick. 799 01:01:57,719 --> 01:01:59,596 Surprise! 800 01:02:00,263 --> 01:02:02,473 This way, nerd! 801 01:02:03,391 --> 01:02:05,935 - Come on! Come on, let's go. - (Wormser) Help! 802 01:02:06,019 --> 01:02:09,355 (Ogre) Come on, we gotta get outta here! Let's go! Hurry! 803 01:02:14,861 --> 01:02:18,072 - (Ogre) Come on, get him out here. - (Tiny) Come on. 804 01:02:18,156 --> 01:02:21,701 Ogre, you swine! You might have brought us out here, 805 01:02:21,784 --> 01:02:25,580 but there is no way you'll make me stay in that cabin another minute. 806 01:02:25,663 --> 01:02:27,540 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah! 807 01:02:27,624 --> 01:02:31,127 - Ogre. Ogre. In the water. - Oh, that's right. I forgot. 808 01:02:34,005 --> 01:02:37,759 - You guys are unbelievable. - We spared you, didn't we? 809 01:02:37,842 --> 01:02:39,886 Aaaargh! 810 01:02:39,969 --> 01:02:42,013 Whoa! 811 01:02:42,096 --> 01:02:43,890 Aargh! 812 01:02:43,973 --> 01:02:46,059 Aaaaaaargh! 813 01:02:48,937 --> 01:02:53,608 - (Ogre) Hope you like living with the fish! - (Tiny) Have a nice swim! 814 01:02:54,192 --> 01:02:56,277 OK, fellas, let's get outta here. 815 01:02:56,361 --> 01:03:00,323 No, wait a minute. I'm getting the hell outta here. Excuse me. 816 01:03:01,407 --> 01:03:03,159 Weird chick, man. 817 01:03:03,243 --> 01:03:05,829 - Excuse me. - What's with you? 818 01:03:09,624 --> 01:03:14,254 (Roger) Hey, Sunny! Have fun with the geeks. 819 01:03:14,587 --> 01:03:19,759 Hey, nerd! We sure are gonna miss you tomorrow at the convention, 820 01:03:19,843 --> 01:03:22,178 when we get your asses exterminated! 821 01:03:24,722 --> 01:03:29,269 I can't wait to tell everybody how we outsmarted 'em, we framed 'em, 822 01:03:29,352 --> 01:03:31,855 and we got 'em arrested, for doin' nothin'! 823 01:03:31,938 --> 01:03:36,025 Ogre, listen to me, and try and understand. 824 01:03:36,109 --> 01:03:38,987 If you tell them that, it's gonna give us away. 825 01:03:39,070 --> 01:03:42,073 Let's just keep it our little secret, OK? 826 01:03:42,157 --> 01:03:46,035 Secret, my ass. I can take care of anything. 827 01:03:46,119 --> 01:03:47,745 - Fellas? - I'll tell the world! 828 01:03:47,829 --> 01:03:51,541 - He's history. - History? Whoa! No! 829 01:03:54,043 --> 01:03:55,628 Help! 830 01:03:56,129 --> 01:03:59,841 I can't swim! Man overboard! Hey! 831 01:03:59,924 --> 01:04:02,010 Guys! Ogre's drowning! 832 01:04:08,892 --> 01:04:10,977 (Ogre) Come on! Help! 833 01:04:12,103 --> 01:04:16,274 I can't swim! Oh, God! I'm sinking now! 834 01:04:22,739 --> 01:04:24,324 Wow. 835 01:04:24,407 --> 01:04:26,784 - I'm gonna die! - Ogre. Ogre. 836 01:04:26,868 --> 01:04:28,953 Just relax. Relax. 837 01:04:29,829 --> 01:04:31,581 - Oh! - Relax. 838 01:04:31,664 --> 01:04:34,459 - I'll pull you. - You're a strong little guy. 839 01:04:34,542 --> 01:04:37,962 - Ogre, I'll pull you. Just relax. - Swim faster! 840 01:04:41,257 --> 01:04:44,552 Oh, thank you. Thank you. Thank you. 841 01:04:44,636 --> 01:04:47,889 I thought I was gonna die. You're a strong swimmer. 842 01:04:48,640 --> 01:04:49,974 Wow. 843 01:04:51,184 --> 01:04:56,689 What? Let me go, you fruit. I carried you this far. You work your way in on your own. 844 01:04:56,773 --> 01:04:58,900 (Wormser) But I saved your life! 845 01:05:01,736 --> 01:05:04,781 (Tiny) See you at the convention! 846 01:05:07,200 --> 01:05:10,119 - Are you all right, Harold? - Piece of cake. 847 01:05:11,621 --> 01:05:15,291 Hey, what are you geeks looking at? 848 01:05:15,375 --> 01:05:18,670 Those guys just dropped me off to nerd-sit. 849 01:05:26,052 --> 01:05:28,763 Boy, this is great. 850 01:05:29,889 --> 01:05:32,934 The perfect ending of the Tri-Lambs. 851 01:05:33,017 --> 01:05:37,480 Even on a deserted island we got somebody callin' us geeks. 852 01:05:37,564 --> 01:05:41,192 Oh, we're gonna do great things at this convention. 853 01:05:41,276 --> 01:05:45,405 I don't know what the hell I was thinking. We are geeks. 854 01:05:45,488 --> 01:05:51,035 I mean, look at us. We're not like anybody else and we never will be. 855 01:05:51,119 --> 01:05:53,204 - Ah, Lewis! - Lewis! 856 01:05:56,791 --> 01:06:00,962 - So, what do we do now? - (Poindexter) Maybe we should build a fire. 857 01:06:01,045 --> 01:06:04,382 Split up. Let's find some wood. 858 01:06:05,175 --> 01:06:07,260 Come on, Worm. 859 01:06:17,896 --> 01:06:22,942 Don't even get me started, Wormser. We're gonna be here till you're old and grey. 860 01:06:24,694 --> 01:06:26,779 Damn Alpha Betas! 861 01:06:27,572 --> 01:06:30,283 Just my freaking luck. 862 01:06:38,291 --> 01:06:40,543 Bush. 863 01:06:40,627 --> 01:06:43,087 We've got bush! 864 01:07:03,900 --> 01:07:08,321 Would you mind if I sit here for a while? It's getting pretty cold on the beach. 865 01:07:08,404 --> 01:07:11,908 - (Stewart) Sure, come on down. - (Booger) Have a seat. 866 01:07:35,557 --> 01:07:37,308 Uh... 867 01:07:37,392 --> 01:07:39,477 - (coughs) - (Ogre grunts) 868 01:07:46,609 --> 01:07:48,695 Why not? 869 01:07:50,071 --> 01:07:52,365 - You want a hit? - Me? 870 01:07:52,448 --> 01:07:54,993 - Yes, you. Come on. - Sure. 871 01:08:03,877 --> 01:08:05,962 You don't mind? 872 01:08:07,839 --> 01:08:09,716 (coughs) 873 01:08:15,054 --> 01:08:21,019 So, what you're saying, essentially, is that along with infinite space, 874 01:08:21,102 --> 01:08:24,022 which extends beyond perpetual bigness, 875 01:08:24,647 --> 01:08:27,567 there's also infinite smallness? 876 01:08:29,861 --> 01:08:31,696 How? 877 01:08:31,779 --> 01:08:33,281 Easy. 878 01:08:33,364 --> 01:08:37,202 Take an asymptotic line and extend it outward. 879 01:08:38,203 --> 01:08:40,663 Oh. Right, right, right. 880 01:08:40,747 --> 01:08:46,920 So perpetual bigness exists simultaneously with perpetual smallness. 881 01:08:48,963 --> 01:08:51,466 What was I thinking? 882 01:08:53,051 --> 01:08:54,511 (coughs) 883 01:08:56,262 --> 01:09:02,393 What if c-a-t really spelled "dog"? 884 01:09:08,566 --> 01:09:09,984 - Wow. - Yeah. 885 01:09:10,068 --> 01:09:12,529 That's heavy, Ogre. 886 01:09:12,612 --> 01:09:14,697 - Dog. - Wow. 887 01:09:48,314 --> 01:09:51,151 Kind of a bummer, huh? 888 01:09:55,822 --> 01:09:58,366 - Gilbert? - Hello, Lewis. 889 01:10:01,661 --> 01:10:05,206 - How did you get here? - Don't ask me. It's your dream. 890 01:10:06,082 --> 01:10:09,002 - I woke up. - No, you dreamed you woke up. 891 01:10:12,505 --> 01:10:13,840 Ow! 892 01:10:13,923 --> 01:10:18,970 Ow! Well, thanks a lot, Gilbert. I was dreaming about three naked girls. 893 01:10:19,053 --> 01:10:21,973 I know, Lewis, and I'm a little shocked. 894 01:10:24,017 --> 01:10:26,728 - Come on, Lewis. - Come on. 895 01:10:28,146 --> 01:10:32,984 Don't even think about it. You're still dreaming. You're not awake. Look. 896 01:10:34,611 --> 01:10:36,488 (snores) 897 01:10:37,530 --> 01:10:40,450 Wow. Hey, what do you know, Gilbert? 898 01:10:41,075 --> 01:10:46,372 I know you're acting like a complete weenie. What happened to the old Lewis? 899 01:10:46,456 --> 01:10:50,251 Well, he got dropped on a deserted island with Ogre, of all people. 900 01:10:50,335 --> 01:10:54,130 Those people think we're a bunch of nerds and I think they're right. 901 01:10:54,214 --> 01:10:58,301 It doesn't matter what they think, Lewis. It only matters what you think. 902 01:10:58,384 --> 01:11:02,138 Did you forget everything we learned at Adams? Come here. 903 01:11:03,014 --> 01:11:07,227 Now, what do we have here? We have a great group of guys. 904 01:11:07,852 --> 01:11:12,273 But they need someone to make them feel proud about themselves, not ashamed. 905 01:11:12,357 --> 01:11:15,443 She's not one of the guys, Gilbert. 906 01:11:15,527 --> 01:11:17,654 - She betrayed me. - (mimics) She betrayed me. 907 01:11:17,737 --> 01:11:20,156 - She did! - Lewis, use your brain. 908 01:11:20,240 --> 01:11:22,826 She wouldn't be here if she didn't care about you. 909 01:11:22,909 --> 01:11:24,369 (snoring) 910 01:11:25,370 --> 01:11:28,581 - Hey, will you keep it down? - (snores) 911 01:11:28,665 --> 01:11:33,795 I don't wanna wake me up. Gilbert's my best friend and this is an important dream. 912 01:11:33,878 --> 01:11:36,631 You guys know that. 913 01:11:36,714 --> 01:11:40,760 Listen, Lewis. She's a great girl. You're a great guy. 914 01:11:40,844 --> 01:11:44,514 If she doesn't like you for who you are, she's not good enough for you. 915 01:11:44,597 --> 01:11:49,185 - I know that. How do you know that? - I don't know that. You know that. 916 01:11:49,269 --> 01:11:53,022 - I know that. - I'm not Gilbert, just your image of Gilbert. 917 01:11:53,106 --> 01:11:57,902 Gilbert, stick to the subject. I don't know how long you're gonna be here for. 918 01:11:57,986 --> 01:12:02,157 I'm sorry. The subject is, you're acting like a weenie. 919 01:12:06,202 --> 01:12:08,830 - I am. - But it's not too late. 920 01:12:10,623 --> 01:12:14,711 We've gotta get off this island. Those guys are gonna vote us out of existence. 921 01:12:14,794 --> 01:12:17,172 - You've gotta get outta here. - Yeah. 922 01:12:17,255 --> 01:12:19,883 Now, time is running short. 923 01:12:19,966 --> 01:12:23,261 Your course is clear, Lewis. You look great. 924 01:12:23,720 --> 01:12:26,431 I believe in you. 925 01:12:28,850 --> 01:12:32,604 - What happens now, Gilbert? - Well, now you gotta wake up. 926 01:12:33,480 --> 01:12:35,982 So I gotta go. 927 01:12:41,070 --> 01:12:43,740 It doesn't always work. 928 01:12:43,823 --> 01:12:45,116 (braying laugh) 929 01:12:45,200 --> 01:12:47,285 See ya. 930 01:12:48,912 --> 01:12:51,414 - So long. - Night, guys. 931 01:12:52,081 --> 01:12:53,541 (snoring) 932 01:13:05,220 --> 01:13:07,472 (Lewis) Gentlemen, awaken! 933 01:13:08,598 --> 01:13:10,725 Let's go! Come on! Up! 934 01:13:10,809 --> 01:13:13,520 Everybody up! Move your butts! 935 01:13:14,270 --> 01:13:17,607 - Sunny. Sunny, I'm sorry. - What? 936 01:13:17,690 --> 01:13:21,736 Come on, please, Sunny. I've been ignorant and proud. 937 01:13:21,820 --> 01:13:24,739 - You have. - Yeah. Well, can you forgive me? 938 01:13:25,490 --> 01:13:26,950 Real ignorant and proud. 939 01:13:27,033 --> 01:13:31,120 I know, but they're gonna vote us out of existence. We can't let that happen. 940 01:13:31,204 --> 01:13:34,624 The vote is in six hours. We're stranded here. What do you want? 941 01:13:34,707 --> 01:13:38,795 Whenever you have a small group of people with an aggregate lQ of over 1,000, 942 01:13:38,878 --> 01:13:40,713 anything's possible. 943 01:13:40,797 --> 01:13:43,383 - (Ogre) Amen. - Yeah. So, who's with me? 944 01:13:46,845 --> 01:13:49,139 - I am. - All right! 945 01:13:50,348 --> 01:13:52,934 Enough of the hugging. Let's go kill 'em. 946 01:13:53,685 --> 01:13:56,020 (Wormser) We have to determine our location. 947 01:13:56,104 --> 01:14:00,900 Well, given our travel time of 122 minutes and 47 seconds, 948 01:14:00,984 --> 01:14:03,319 and a headwind of 14.7 knots, 949 01:14:03,403 --> 01:14:06,281 if we take the crossvariables, factor out the constants, 950 01:14:06,364 --> 01:14:10,660 that's two degrees times by two kilometres. That'd be two plus two. That would be... 951 01:14:10,743 --> 01:14:12,829 Four! Four! 952 01:14:13,997 --> 01:14:18,001 Right. Well, that means that we are no more than... 953 01:14:21,129 --> 01:14:24,591 44.74 miles from the southernmost tip of Florida. 954 01:14:26,176 --> 01:14:28,928 Just a little to the left. OK. Stop. 955 01:14:29,012 --> 01:14:31,681 A little to the right. OK. 956 01:14:31,764 --> 01:14:37,145 See, the angle of the sun will pinpoint our exact latitude and longitude. 957 01:14:37,228 --> 01:14:40,190 OK, stop. Now a little to the left. 958 01:14:40,273 --> 01:14:42,567 Wormser! 959 01:14:42,650 --> 01:14:44,235 22.3. 960 01:14:46,321 --> 01:14:48,948 - Rodriguez lsland. - Frederico Rodriguez? 961 01:14:49,032 --> 01:14:51,826 What was he? An old boyfriend or something? 962 01:14:51,910 --> 01:14:56,831 (Sunny) General Rodriguez stole military supplies from Castro during the Bay of Pigs. 963 01:14:56,915 --> 01:14:59,709 He hid them on his island - this island. 964 01:14:59,792 --> 01:15:02,045 - (nerds) This island? - Yeah. 965 01:15:02,128 --> 01:15:04,547 - And they never found the stuff? - No. 966 01:15:04,631 --> 01:15:08,676 - There must be tons of shit around here. - If your calculations are correct. 967 01:15:08,760 --> 01:15:14,474 (Lewis) Wow, military supplies. Now all we gotta do is find the stuff. Right, Poindexter? 968 01:15:15,016 --> 01:15:17,685 (Poindexter) OK. Tell me again what you did. 969 01:15:17,769 --> 01:15:21,481 (Stewart) I ionised the coconut milk and de-ionised the sea water, 970 01:15:21,564 --> 01:15:24,776 using your glasses to distil the silica from the sand. 971 01:15:24,859 --> 01:15:28,780 And then I reversed the polarity of the magnetisation. 972 01:15:28,863 --> 01:15:33,076 - It's pretty crude, but it just might work. - Gee, I hope it works. 973 01:15:33,827 --> 01:15:37,539 (Ogre) You guys built this thing. Too bad you can't carry it yourselves. 974 01:15:37,622 --> 01:15:41,918 - (Poindexter) Ogre, sh. - Come on, geek. I'm carrying this thing. 975 01:15:42,001 --> 01:15:43,670 (tapping) 976 01:15:47,382 --> 01:15:49,467 (tapping speeds up) 977 01:15:59,978 --> 01:16:01,187 Loud? 978 01:16:03,606 --> 01:16:07,235 - Spread out! Spread out! - Let's look for it, guys. 979 01:16:10,196 --> 01:16:13,491 - Hey, you guys! I found a cable! - So did we. 980 01:16:14,993 --> 01:16:16,828 Uh-oh! 981 01:16:16,911 --> 01:16:19,080 - Hey! Geek! Geek! - Sh! 982 01:16:19,164 --> 01:16:21,124 (Poindexter screams) 983 01:16:22,542 --> 01:16:24,627 (Ogre groans) 984 01:16:27,589 --> 01:16:30,258 Hey, guys. Bingo! 985 01:16:34,679 --> 01:16:36,890 (Lewis) Hey, Booger. 986 01:16:36,973 --> 01:16:39,893 Booger, come here, man. Check this out. 987 01:16:44,230 --> 01:16:48,276 - What the hell is it? - I don't know but there is a whole lot of it. 988 01:16:49,110 --> 01:16:50,612 Could be our ticket out. 989 01:16:52,405 --> 01:16:57,118 And now the last order of business before we close this convention. 990 01:16:58,912 --> 01:17:01,289 As many of you already know, 991 01:17:01,372 --> 01:17:07,754 the Adams College chapter of Lambda Lambda Lambda disgraced itself yesterday 992 01:17:07,837 --> 01:17:11,883 by being arrested on a charge of grand theft auto. 993 01:17:22,227 --> 01:17:26,856 Pursuant to the recently adopted constitutional amendment, 994 01:17:26,940 --> 01:17:32,028 we must now vote on whether to expel those Lambdas from the conference 995 01:17:32,111 --> 01:17:35,406 and to terminate its national charter. 996 01:17:40,995 --> 01:17:45,875 Before we vote, do the Lambdas have anything to say in their defence? 997 01:17:47,961 --> 01:17:50,046 Anything at all? 998 01:17:53,299 --> 01:17:57,220 Wait. If I could just interject for a second here. 999 01:17:57,303 --> 01:18:00,014 I find this really insulting. 1000 01:18:00,682 --> 01:18:06,104 I mean, I guess the Lambdas don't feel they have to explain their actions to their brothers. 1001 01:18:06,187 --> 01:18:07,647 (rumbling) 1002 01:18:17,157 --> 01:18:19,242 (woman screams) 1003 01:18:23,454 --> 01:18:26,374 If we can just have a little order... 1004 01:18:28,126 --> 01:18:31,254 then we can get this whole sad event behind us. 1005 01:18:32,172 --> 01:18:36,926 All those in favour of expelling the Lambdas, please signify by saying... 1006 01:18:37,010 --> 01:18:38,803 (rumbling) 1007 01:18:40,972 --> 01:18:43,057 What is that? 1008 01:18:57,238 --> 01:19:01,618 - Gentlemen! - It's the nerds! They're back! And they're bad! 1009 01:19:01,701 --> 01:19:05,038 - Don't panic, please. We just wanna be heard. - That's my leg! 1010 01:19:05,914 --> 01:19:07,832 Poindexter, stop! 1011 01:19:08,750 --> 01:19:13,004 - (Sunny) Wait! Stop! - Sit down! There's a motion on the floor! 1012 01:19:13,671 --> 01:19:17,091 - (Lewis) Poindexter, stop. We're here. - All right! 1013 01:19:17,884 --> 01:19:20,887 I'm trying! I'm trying! 1014 01:19:21,387 --> 01:19:24,224 - Oh, my God! - Watch out! 1015 01:19:24,307 --> 01:19:27,227 (Booger) Cut it out, you crazy maniac! 1016 01:19:28,311 --> 01:19:31,022 (Poindexter) I can't stop this. 1017 01:19:49,916 --> 01:19:52,001 (girl) Oh, wow. 1018 01:19:53,294 --> 01:19:56,256 - Nice job, Poindexter. - Yo. 1019 01:19:59,634 --> 01:20:02,137 - Can I borrow your mike? - Sure, man. 1020 01:20:02,220 --> 01:20:06,474 Thanks. Everyone, could I have your attention, please? 1021 01:20:06,558 --> 01:20:10,603 - Take your time. I don't want anybody hurt. - Sorry, pal. 1022 01:20:10,687 --> 01:20:13,064 I would like to speak in our defence. 1023 01:20:13,148 --> 01:20:16,484 No remarks. There's a motion on the floor to have you expelled. 1024 01:20:16,568 --> 01:20:20,155 - My statement'll be brief. - Fellas, get him. 1025 01:20:20,655 --> 01:20:22,490 (Lambda) Be cool now. 1026 01:20:22,574 --> 01:20:26,286 Hey, we wanna hear what the brother has to say. 1027 01:20:30,123 --> 01:20:33,001 - Sure thing. - Right, Tiny? 1028 01:20:33,084 --> 01:20:35,170 (high-pitched voice) Yeah. 1029 01:20:35,253 --> 01:20:37,213 (laughter) 1030 01:20:38,631 --> 01:20:43,595 - You're dead, nerd. You're dead meat. - (Lewis) Hey, Tri-Lambs. Thanks, guys. 1031 01:20:44,053 --> 01:20:47,182 Ogre. Where's Ogre? What did you guys do to Ogre? 1032 01:20:48,558 --> 01:20:50,643 (Ogre) Hey! 1033 01:20:51,895 --> 01:20:53,229 Hi, Rog. 1034 01:20:53,313 --> 01:20:56,357 Ogre. Ogre, baby, you're beautiful. Are you OK? 1035 01:20:56,441 --> 01:20:59,360 - I am fine. - (Roger) Come here. I got a job for you. 1036 01:20:59,444 --> 01:21:01,821 Oh, really? Great. 1037 01:21:01,905 --> 01:21:04,407 Come here. Take a look at these guys. 1038 01:21:05,158 --> 01:21:08,411 Now, tell me what these guys have in common. 1039 01:21:09,078 --> 01:21:12,540 I don't know, Rog. They're all wearing green. 1040 01:21:12,624 --> 01:21:15,251 Come on, Ogre. Take a closer look. 1041 01:21:15,335 --> 01:21:19,714 They're ugly. They're wearing funny clothes. They're different. 1042 01:21:20,131 --> 01:21:25,762 I mean, look at this pathetic bunch of losers. You got an effeminate little pansy. 1043 01:21:25,845 --> 01:21:28,223 - Hey! - You got a four-eyed geek. 1044 01:21:28,807 --> 01:21:31,434 You got a nose-pickin' pervert. 1045 01:21:31,518 --> 01:21:34,646 And where's the king, the monitor of this special-ed class? 1046 01:21:34,729 --> 01:21:37,899 That's enough. Nobody talks about my brothers that way. 1047 01:21:37,982 --> 01:21:43,238 I wouldn't worry about it considering they're all about to get expelled for stealing my car. 1048 01:21:43,321 --> 01:21:47,992 They didn't steal that car. They were framed. I was there and he set them up. 1049 01:21:48,076 --> 01:21:52,956 OK, OK. Maybe I did. Maybe I did. Now, what are you gonna do about it, Skolnick? 1050 01:21:53,039 --> 01:21:57,502 You gonna make a little speech? It's not gonna do any good. Wanna know why? 1051 01:21:57,585 --> 01:22:00,630 Cos I'm strong, and you're weak. 1052 01:22:00,713 --> 01:22:05,718 Cos I'm the type of guy that everyone here wants to be like, and you are pathetic. 1053 01:22:05,802 --> 01:22:08,555 It's the way it is. It's the way it's always gonna be. 1054 01:22:08,638 --> 01:22:13,685 There's nothing you or your pencil-necked geek friends can do or say about it. 1055 01:22:14,644 --> 01:22:17,355 Comprende, dickhead? 1056 01:22:20,358 --> 01:22:23,069 You're right, Rog. 1057 01:22:24,070 --> 01:22:27,240 There's nothing I can say about it. 1058 01:22:42,463 --> 01:22:45,508 But there's something I've gotta do about it. 1059 01:22:46,468 --> 01:22:49,053 - (crowd gasps) - (grunts) 1060 01:22:49,971 --> 01:22:52,599 (crowd applauds and cheers) 1061 01:23:04,444 --> 01:23:06,905 Lewis, you stud, you! 1062 01:23:06,988 --> 01:23:09,532 (chanting) Nerds! Nerds! Nerds! 1063 01:23:09,616 --> 01:23:11,618 (Roger) Ogre! 1064 01:23:11,701 --> 01:23:14,162 - Ogre! - (grunts) 1065 01:23:14,996 --> 01:23:17,165 - Ogre! - (growls) 1066 01:23:25,924 --> 01:23:28,885 (Lewis) Dear brethren, we are called together today 1067 01:23:28,968 --> 01:23:33,556 to initiate the newest member of the Lambda Lambda Lambda fraternity. 1068 01:23:34,432 --> 01:23:38,478 Do you, Frederick Aloysius Polowoski, 1069 01:23:38,561 --> 01:23:44,067 solemnly swear to stand together with your fellow brethren with dignity and compassion, 1070 01:23:44,150 --> 01:23:47,737 to respect all those who pass through these doors 1071 01:23:47,821 --> 01:23:52,325 and to uphold all the values that we hold dear to the Tri-Lambs. 1072 01:23:52,909 --> 01:23:54,536 I do. 1073 01:24:06,172 --> 01:24:08,842 (Lewis) Are we ready with the ceremonial punch? 1074 01:24:24,524 --> 01:24:26,901 - (Lewis) Frederick. - (Ogre) Ogre, Louie. 1075 01:24:26,985 --> 01:24:29,946 - (Lewis and Gilbert) Frederick. - (Ogre) Oh. 1076 01:24:34,784 --> 01:24:36,244 Hup! 1077 01:24:41,958 --> 01:24:44,210 O Lambda truest, 1078 01:24:44,294 --> 01:24:49,132 I am the newest member of your clan, 1079 01:24:50,091 --> 01:24:53,344 and in your... 1080 01:24:53,428 --> 01:24:55,513 - (nerds) Hallways. - hallways, 1081 01:24:55,597 --> 01:25:00,977 I swear I'll always be proud of what I am. 1082 01:25:01,936 --> 01:25:05,231 And now, our newest Tri-Lamb may drink. 1083 01:25:08,818 --> 01:25:10,904 (gulps and slurps) 1084 01:25:15,867 --> 01:25:17,952 (Ogre gasps) 1085 01:25:23,666 --> 01:25:26,377 (braying laugh) 1086 01:25:31,841 --> 01:25:34,761 (# "Back To Paradise" by 38 Special) 1087 01:27:01,556 --> 01:27:04,476 (braying laugh)