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听说这房子建好一年

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但是在这一年来

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我们一家大小

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没有一个人早上起床是在床上的

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每晚都被鬼搬了下床

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搬人上枱者，恶人所为

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搬人落床者，恶鬼所为

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恶人你要惊，恶鬼…

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有我在这里，你不用怕

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你是第十个对我这样说的道士

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以前那九个都没它办法

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十个道士，九个没有口齿的

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我就是第十个

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银票的朱砂很漂亮

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小小意思，不成敬意

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先礼后兵，坐下来慢慢谈

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在下茅山明

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受台山谭百万所托，清理门户

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擎天一柱穿金钱，灵符一道镇家园

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行了

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人间补品紫河车，阴间珍品油纸遮

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全部送给你

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溪钱洒过，好话讲过

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还不认错，打到你没好过

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不识抬举

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等着瞧

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跳什么？鬼还没出来，不准跳

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死了没有？

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这次你还不死？

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细宝，救我呀

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死鬼仔

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不要

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这里不可以射的

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千万不要射呀，会要命的

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放手，放手呀

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还要玩？你们两个死鬼玩够了没有？

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是你说要认真一点的

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叫你认真，不是来真的

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笃完背脊就射啷啷

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还不出去抓钱去

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救命呀

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你过去那边

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过去

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明叔，不要呀

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耍我？

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不要

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还不死？

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救命呀，救命呀

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用银票贴他的脸

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银票？

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银票上有朱砂嘛

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你用多少两的？

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五十两

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五十两不够的，他还会动的

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用五百两啦

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小弟弟，过来

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等一会我过去那边数一、二、三

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你就把伞张开

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避开，避开

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一、二、三

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好了，一遮收了，一天都光了

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以后保证你不会再被鬼搬下床了

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谢谢，小弟弟

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真的？

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放心，保证你没事

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你们快点进去把东西收拾好

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是，老爷

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想起来又不对

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我们看见的是一只女鬼呀

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女鬼？

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鬼是会千变万化的

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鬼呀

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道长，还有呀

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进去

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你说吧

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我要说的都是代人家说的

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你说吧

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人居阳宅，鬼住阴曹

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你为什么要搞乱阴阳呀？

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我们搞乱阴阳

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是因为他搞乱经纬在先

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他将房间建在我们家族坟地之上

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你说，一天到晚被东西压着

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怎会舒服呢？

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你一个人不舒服

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就要人全家不舒服，太过份了

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不但我一个不舒服

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还有我阿爷、阿嫲

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爸爸、妈妈、我弟弟，还有…

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够了，够了，说到这里够了

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对不起，小弟弟

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我不是故意的，我不是故意的

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不用怕，我把它丢去

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对不起，对不起

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快点出来帮忙

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上呀

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小姐，你好

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伯母，你们好

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行了，很友善

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世伯，你好

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上呀

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快点走

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快点走

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快点

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明叔，快点

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放手，没有人了

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怎么样？明叔

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这条村不能久留了

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我们去别的地方揾食吧

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现在起程吗？我先躲起来

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你干什么？

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我害怕

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正一无胆鬼

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走吧

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没理由冷清清的，一个人也没有

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发生了什么事呢？

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深夜入村，你一定不是好人

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你是不是不是好人？说

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不说就是承认

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你是不是马贼帮的人？说

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不说就是承认

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你是不是来本村试探虚实？说

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是不是？

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队长，再箍下去，他会断气的

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说，是不是再箍下去你就会断气？说

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不说就是承认

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放手吧，你想他死吗？

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说吧

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说到那里呀？

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你自问自答，说到那里也没关系了

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既然这样，不问了

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就地正法

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师傅

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无证无据，就地正法，太离谱了

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证据？

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搜

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走开，让我来

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伞子里是什么？

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不能开的

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什么不能开呀？

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屋内不要开伞

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这位道兄，为什么你迟不来，早不来

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偏要这个时候来？

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道友，究竟发生了什么事？

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有人告诉我们说

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有班马贼准备来洗劫本村

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来了，来了

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报告，马贼刚刚过了河中河、山外山

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到了大树林

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我们准备好了没有？

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准备好了

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立刻出发

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是，老的留在这里，年青的跟我走

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你的活动范围只限于这间客栈之内

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不然就格杀勿论

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关门

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弄熄火把

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来了，来了

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他们有准备

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我们走

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冲呀

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包围他

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包围他们

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拉他下来

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不要让他跑

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撤退，撤退

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我们走

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不用怕

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兄弟，我们追

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快点，快点

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上呀

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不要让他跑

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斩呀，斩呀

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师傅，斩不下呀

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旁门左道，斩是没用的

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行了，连斩带拖

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以血引血

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留一点给我

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鹰头

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强仔，疴点童子尿出来

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师傅，在一个风雨飘摇之夜

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我已经没有了

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用我的

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用他的？

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小心呀

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师傅

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师傅，师傅

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你干什么？

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追

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追什么？

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去了哪里？

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让她跑掉了

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这些血不同颜色的

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鲜血跟瘀血当然不同颜色

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这班人不是普通人

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我看他们是术士之流

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术士？什么术士？

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在茅山正道来说

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术士就是不学无术之士

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不学无术？

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你也是呀，不过你好一点

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不像他们风餐露宿，茹毛饮血

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吃的是五毒，喝的是雾水

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他们真的不是普通人

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所以做的也不是普通人所做的事

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奸淫掳掠，无所不为

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如果我没有猜错

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这些瘀血一定有毒的

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如果你猜错呢？

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我只是猜对的，错的我猜不到的

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有没有搞错？你猜我现在想什么？

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我猜你是身痒

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错

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你猜对了，很痒呀，我很痒呀

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九叔，那两个怎样处置？

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把他们收监

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那死了的是不是埋葬他们呀？

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随便你，你喜欢就带他回去吧

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走

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快点走

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进去

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你们在这里看守

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我去帮师父替人疗伤

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先去贮物室拿竹筒

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干什么？

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走吧，走吧

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师傅

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为什么扮鬼扮马？

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威风嘛

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该打

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竹筒，进去拿竹筒，快点

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谢谢，九叔

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不用客气

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师傅，让我来

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师傅，你去哪里？

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去小便，可不可以？

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可以，可以

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你自己搞掂吧

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九叔

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怎么样？

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行了

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阿强

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来，来

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师父

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马桶呢？

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打烂了

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有师傅的童子尿，比护身符更好

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深黄色的，师傅热气？

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九叔，喝碗茶，补充一些水份

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后面收藏了些什么？

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没什么

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是什么呀？

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倒些给我

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你很口渴吗？

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00:24:12,440 --> 00:24:13,070
这两文钱给你

257
00:24:13,400 --> 00:24:15,070
两文钱？给我干什么？

258
00:24:15,440 --> 00:24:16,470
今天九叔生日

259
00:24:16,840 --> 00:24:18,190
给两文钱你帮我买一份礼物

260
00:24:18,800 --> 00:24:19,270
你去买吧

261
00:24:19,880 --> 00:24:21,150
两文钱可以买什么呀？

262
00:24:21,720 --> 00:24:22,940
用用脑吧

263
00:24:29,240 --> 00:24:30,190
这件是你的

264
00:24:31,320 --> 00:24:33,110
小心一点穿呀，没有第二件了

265
00:24:33,920 --> 00:24:34,950
很漂亮

266
00:24:35,080 --> 00:24:36,110
弄得这么皱，怎样穿呀？

267
00:24:37,040 --> 00:24:39,190
不搓作一团怎可以放进去呀，这么小

268
00:24:59,160 --> 00:25:00,510
这件是你的

269
00:25:03,560 --> 00:25:05,350
弄到这么皱，怎可以穿呀？

270
00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:09,430
真麻烦，烧个熨斗给你自己熨吧

271
00:25:15,480 --> 00:25:16,830
人也没有你这么作态

272
00:25:20,720 --> 00:25:22,590
很漂亮，拿熨斗过来

273
00:25:25,160 --> 00:25:27,110
来，快点帮我熨

274
00:25:29,120 --> 00:25:30,550
我先下去，你们搞掂就下来吧

275
00:25:31,120 --> 00:25:32,070
熨啦，熨啦

276
00:25:33,840 --> 00:25:34,750
很舒服

277
00:25:41,600 --> 00:25:42,630
师傅，请

278
00:25:44,640 --> 00:25:45,150
队长

279
00:25:45,480 --> 00:25:46,750
怎么样？礼物呢？

280
00:25:47,080 --> 00:25:47,750
在这里

281
00:25:48,080 --> 00:25:48,750
是什么呀？

282
00:25:51,040 --> 00:25:51,990
为什么？

283
00:25:52,280 --> 00:25:53,910
你只给我两文钱

284
00:25:54,080 --> 00:25:54,990
一文钱买个袋

285
00:25:55,360 --> 00:25:57,230
另一文钱放在袋里做利是

286
00:25:59,440 --> 00:26:00,070
这是什么？

287
00:26:00,400 --> 00:26:01,150
我自己买来玩的

288
00:26:01,480 --> 00:26:01,910
自己买来玩？

289
00:26:02,080 --> 00:26:03,470
九叔生日你也不送礼物？拿来

290
00:26:03,800 --> 00:26:04,310
不可以

291
00:26:04,640 --> 00:26:05,390
我说可以就一定可以

292
00:26:06,360 --> 00:26:07,790
还站在这里干什么？好狗不拦路

293
00:26:08,560 --> 00:26:09,590
队长

294
00:26:10,680 --> 00:26:11,630
要不要帮你打他？

295
00:26:12,120 --> 00:26:15,630
不要，我们是来求财的，忍他吧

296
00:26:16,120 --> 00:26:16,670
去吃饭吧

297
00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:17,630
好呀

298
00:26:17,960 --> 00:26:19,310
干杯，大家干杯

299
00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:22,060
不用客气

300
00:26:24,080 --> 00:26:25,950
为什么买办洪还没有到？

301
00:26:27,200 --> 00:26:27,950
说到曹操曹操就到

302
00:26:28,120 --> 00:26:34,070
九叔，生日快乐

303
00:26:34,200 --> 00:26:35,030
小小意思，不成敬意

304
00:26:35,400 --> 00:26:36,110
这是什么呀？

305
00:26:36,480 --> 00:26:37,510
对，这个是西洋月饼

306
00:26:37,840 --> 00:26:39,590
九叔，把它吹熄

307
00:26:40,120 --> 00:26:40,750
这么多枝蜡烛

308
00:26:41,080 --> 00:26:42,110
是不是要我师傅作法呀？

309
00:26:42,480 --> 00:26:44,550
不是，是寓意吉祥

310
00:26:44,880 --> 00:26:46,670
九叔，把它吹熄

311
00:26:47,120 --> 00:26:48,950
蜡烛一熄，有儿有媳

312
00:26:49,280 --> 00:26:50,590
我师傅没有儿子的

313
00:26:52,400 --> 00:26:53,830
我师傅当我是儿子一样的

314
00:26:56,160 --> 00:26:56,950
好呀，好呀

315
00:26:57,280 --> 00:27:04,030
恭祝你福寿与天齐，庆贺你生辰快乐

316
00:27:04,520 --> 00:27:05,790
年年都有今日…

317
00:27:06,120 --> 00:27:07,100
不是唱这一首

318
00:27:07,640 --> 00:27:07,990
哪一首呀？

319
00:27:08,360 --> 00:27:12,110
世上只有师傅好

320
00:27:12,240 --> 00:27:16,430
有师傅的徒弟像个宝

321
00:27:16,760 --> 00:27:24,230
投进师傅的怀抱，幸福小宝宝

322
00:27:24,560 --> 00:27:26,110
好呀，大家干杯

323
00:27:26,440 --> 00:27:27,310
师傅，我敬你一杯

324
00:27:28,160 --> 00:27:28,990
干杯

325
00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:33,110
强仔，你送什么给师傅呀？

326
00:27:35,080 --> 00:27:36,710
师傅，小小意思

327
00:27:37,600 --> 00:27:38,030
让我看看

328
00:27:38,400 --> 00:27:40,230
回去才拆吧，回去才拆吧

329
00:27:40,560 --> 00:27:41,470
看看

330
00:27:42,080 --> 00:27:42,990
你猜里面是什么？

331
00:27:43,320 --> 00:27:45,070
这么细小，恐怕是块玉吧

332
00:27:46,640 --> 00:27:47,750
是不是玉呀？是不是玉呀？

333
00:27:48,320 --> 00:27:49,110
什么也没问题

334
00:27:53,160 --> 00:27:54,030
小的是送给你玩的

335
00:27:54,680 --> 00:27:56,670
大的才是真的，师傅

336
00:27:58,280 --> 00:27:59,870
算你有点孝心

337
00:28:01,320 --> 00:28:02,590
队长，我们出去巡一巡

338
00:28:05,360 --> 00:28:07,110
这盒是什么？

339
00:28:08,280 --> 00:28:10,870
刚才那袋是玉，这盒当然是金

340
00:28:11,040 --> 00:28:11,710
是吗？

341
00:28:19,880 --> 00:28:20,630
这次真的糟了

342
00:28:21,520 --> 00:28:22,110
真是金？

343
00:28:22,240 --> 00:28:24,270
金

344
00:28:29,480 --> 00:28:31,630
九叔很少会这样子笑的

345
00:28:32,720 --> 00:28:33,350
是呀

346
00:28:33,680 --> 00:28:35,110
去年好像他这样笑的死了几个呀

347
00:28:35,920 --> 00:28:36,980
没有骗你，死了几个呀

348
00:28:38,360 --> 00:28:40,430
笑里藏刀

349
00:28:43,400 --> 00:28:45,960
师傅，这种东西不好玩的

350
00:28:46,280 --> 00:28:48,270
我买另一样好玩的东西给你

351
00:28:48,920 --> 00:28:50,950
好，你不用回到这里来

352
00:28:51,080 --> 00:28:53,110
买了你就回家等我，我和你一起玩

353
00:28:56,840 --> 00:28:58,230
小兄弟，你真会开玩笑

354
00:29:01,880 --> 00:29:02,470
不开心的事不要再想了

355
00:29:02,800 --> 00:29:04,020
干杯

356
00:29:07,040 --> 00:29:07,830
你两个死仔

357
00:29:09,080 --> 00:29:11,270
不要走，整蛊我，不要走呀

358
00:29:11,840 --> 00:29:12,270
别动，我会翻脸的

359
00:29:12,600 --> 00:29:13,580
说了是自己买来玩的

360
00:29:13,960 --> 00:29:14,510
是呀，我知道你

361
00:29:14,880 --> 00:29:15,830
一定会贪大件用来送给九叔的

362
00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:18,030
又是你说可以就一定可以

363
00:29:19,120 --> 00:29:20,750
不要找我们两个出气呀

364
00:29:27,840 --> 00:29:28,790
有东西看，快点，快点

365
00:29:29,480 --> 00:29:31,070
为什么这么晚才来呀？

366
00:29:35,560 --> 00:29:36,430
味道真好

367
00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:38,390
真好味道呀

368
00:29:38,520 --> 00:29:39,870
一点家教也没有，该你折堕

369
00:29:40,480 --> 00:29:41,190
什么？

370
00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:42,670
我不是跟你说

371
00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:45,190
你不是跟我说？那跟谁说话呀？

372
00:29:45,960 --> 00:29:48,030
一个人吃饭占了三个位，吃完了没有

373
00:29:48,480 --> 00:29:49,830
没有，小菜刚刚到的

374
00:29:50,120 --> 00:29:51,590
我说吃完了

375
00:29:56,520 --> 00:29:57,470
我告诉你

376
00:29:59,480 --> 00:30:00,670
是什么？

377
00:30:04,800 --> 00:30:05,710
现在给两条路你走

378
00:30:06,040 --> 00:30:07,470
第一条就是立刻返回房间

379
00:30:08,160 --> 00:30:08,950
第二条…

380
00:30:09,080 --> 00:30:09,950
去死吧

381
00:30:12,520 --> 00:30:13,430
第二条是什么？

382
00:30:14,480 --> 00:30:16,630
第二条就好像我这样仆下来

383
00:30:17,160 --> 00:30:17,950
仆下来？

384
00:30:18,280 --> 00:30:19,070
你看到没有？

385
00:30:19,400 --> 00:30:20,510
队长

386
00:30:21,040 --> 00:30:21,590
你干什么？

387
00:30:21,960 --> 00:30:24,030
有点不对劲，抱紧我，抱紧我

388
00:30:31,280 --> 00:30:32,470
队长，你干什么？

389
00:30:33,440 --> 00:30:35,740
你两个当没有发生过

390
00:30:41,120 --> 00:30:42,590
队长，我们吃不消了

391
00:30:44,520 --> 00:30:45,910
师傅，师傅

392
00:30:46,040 --> 00:30:47,100
想走？

393
00:30:53,080 --> 00:30:53,750
究竟你想怎样？

394
00:30:54,120 --> 00:30:54,950
什么想怎样呀？

395
00:30:57,240 --> 00:30:58,110
原来队长表演杂技

396
00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:08,220
好呀，好呀

397
00:31:11,400 --> 00:31:12,350
下面为什么这么吵？

398
00:31:13,560 --> 00:31:15,470
这么高兴，一定是开大食会

399
00:31:33,440 --> 00:31:34,660
队长表演吞筷子

400
00:31:37,800 --> 00:31:38,750
好呀，好呀

401
00:31:44,080 --> 00:31:45,590
还不算好，小儿科

402
00:31:46,120 --> 00:31:48,350
到喉不到肺，有没有更粗的东西

403
00:31:49,040 --> 00:31:51,110
有，这条够不够粗呀？

404
00:31:51,440 --> 00:31:53,270
不单止是粗，阿伯，简直是劲

405
00:31:56,560 --> 00:31:57,830
怎么样呀？队长，自己来吧

406
00:31:59,560 --> 00:32:01,190
不要？我帮你吧

407
00:32:07,880 --> 00:32:08,590
有东西看呀

408
00:32:17,720 --> 00:32:18,780
你干什么？

409
00:32:19,160 --> 00:32:19,990
你想怎样呀？

410
00:32:20,480 --> 00:32:23,040
不要，不要

411
00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:25,310
师傅，救命呀

412
00:32:27,120 --> 00:32:28,670
不要，不要过来

413
00:32:30,680 --> 00:32:36,190
小姐，我也不想的，真是不想的

414
00:32:38,160 --> 00:32:39,030
下去吧

415
00:32:39,160 --> 00:32:39,990
很好玩

416
00:32:41,480 --> 00:32:42,310
走吧，走吧

417
00:32:56,520 --> 00:32:57,030
糟了

418
00:32:57,160 --> 00:32:58,070
明叔，救我

419
00:33:01,120 --> 00:33:01,990
道兄，你干什么？

420
00:33:03,120 --> 00:33:05,150
让我来，让我来

421
00:33:09,120 --> 00:33:09,990
不要

422
00:33:12,440 --> 00:33:13,350
来这边

423
00:33:14,400 --> 00:33:15,190
来吧

424
00:33:16,560 --> 00:33:17,390
还是让我来吧

425
00:33:18,600 --> 00:33:18,990
救我呀

426
00:33:19,320 --> 00:33:20,230
快点

427
00:33:24,320 --> 00:33:26,270
用力，来吧

428
00:33:36,360 --> 00:33:38,230
这个是我的，还不来？

429
00:33:51,280 --> 00:33:51,950
我们回去吧

430
00:34:06,320 --> 00:34:07,110
师傅

431
00:34:12,440 --> 00:34:14,030
阿强，拿点朱砂来

432
00:34:34,760 --> 00:34:36,270
师傅，用不着用符困住他

433
00:34:36,720 --> 00:34:38,270
我们开镬油，实行油炸鬼

434
00:34:38,600 --> 00:34:39,910
让他永不超生

435
00:34:40,680 --> 00:34:41,390
为什么做得这么绝？

436
00:34:41,720 --> 00:34:42,780
你跟他是不是有十冤九仇呀？

437
00:34:43,520 --> 00:34:44,990
他做了孤魂野鬼已经很惨了

438
00:34:45,120 --> 00:34:47,500
如果他没有害人，你开镬油炸他

439
00:34:47,880 --> 00:34:48,710
你会折堕的

440
00:34:49,040 --> 00:34:51,870
不是呀，他刚刚在茶楼害得我很惨呀

441
00:34:52,240 --> 00:34:54,390
对了，我忘了问你，在茶楼那么多人

442
00:34:54,720 --> 00:34:55,910
他任何人都不搞，偏要作弄你

443
00:34:56,040 --> 00:34:57,230
你一定是侵犯过他了

444
00:34:57,560 --> 00:34:58,830
没有

445
00:34:59,240 --> 00:34:59,910
没有？

446
00:35:00,040 --> 00:35:00,870
没有

447
00:35:10,960 --> 00:35:11,830
拿去放在房里

448
00:35:15,520 --> 00:35:17,900
我摇，我摇死你

449
00:35:18,160 --> 00:35:20,110
我摇到你头晕眼花，整蛊我？

450
00:35:25,360 --> 00:35:26,110
跟我进房去

451
00:35:28,280 --> 00:35:28,830
师傅，干什么？

452
00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:29,870
进来吧

453
00:35:46,280 --> 00:35:48,070
这么多，那个才是呢？

454
00:35:51,160 --> 00:35:52,380
这个埕写上高梁的

455
00:35:59,080 --> 00:35:59,750
大宝

456
00:36:00,120 --> 00:36:01,070
大你老祖

457
00:36:05,640 --> 00:36:06,830
你是不是鬼？

458
00:36:07,160 --> 00:36:10,670
我不是鬼，我是高梁，放我出来

459
00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:11,870
难了

460
00:36:14,880 --> 00:36:17,150
大宝，细宝

461
00:36:20,840 --> 00:36:21,670
难道焗晕了

462
00:36:24,520 --> 00:36:25,500
放错了怎么办？

463
00:36:27,560 --> 00:36:28,390
博一博

464
00:36:56,880 --> 00:36:59,470
相公，谢谢你放了我

465
00:37:00,160 --> 00:37:01,270
我以后是你的人了

466
00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:05,230
好呀，那么我们早点回去休息吧

467
00:37:05,560 --> 00:37:06,910
你不是来寻人的吗？

468
00:37:08,520 --> 00:37:09,390
我找到了

469
00:37:11,480 --> 00:37:12,460
没有它是不行的

470
00:37:15,200 --> 00:37:16,150
我们走吧

471
00:37:16,880 --> 00:37:18,100
我们早点回去休息，好吗？

472
00:37:19,120 --> 00:37:20,030
来吧

473
00:37:25,200 --> 00:37:26,630
道兄，为什么要这样做呀？

474
00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:28,710
你好呀，师傅，他…

475
00:37:29,600 --> 00:37:30,790
你先说还是我先说？

476
00:37:31,120 --> 00:37:31,990
你先说

477
00:37:32,920 --> 00:37:34,870
道兄，这种事玩不过的

478
00:37:39,720 --> 00:37:41,110
阿强，刚才的埕呢？

479
00:37:41,240 --> 00:37:42,190
在那里

480
00:37:43,600 --> 00:37:44,430
那个才是

481
00:37:45,120 --> 00:37:46,710
阿强，把埕还给他

482
00:37:47,040 --> 00:37:48,630
不是吧，把埕还给他？

483
00:37:48,960 --> 00:37:49,910
你话事还是我话事？

484
00:37:50,040 --> 00:37:52,990
我话事，你作主好了

485
00:37:53,520 --> 00:37:54,310
还给他

486
00:37:57,040 --> 00:37:57,990
大家是同道中人

487
00:37:58,480 --> 00:38:00,190
茅山第一戒令，你知不知道是什么？

488
00:38:00,520 --> 00:38:03,350
我知道，正邪对立，搏斗终生

489
00:38:03,840 --> 00:38:04,550
知道你又要养鬼？

490
00:38:04,880 --> 00:38:05,830
是呀，还要养两只

491
00:38:08,640 --> 00:38:10,030
我都是为了骗两口饭吃

492
00:38:10,560 --> 00:38:13,390
天大地大，别说两餐，就算三餐一宿

493
00:38:13,760 --> 00:38:15,190
也不是很难求的

494
00:38:16,320 --> 00:38:17,430
那两只东西没跟你之前

495
00:38:18,120 --> 00:38:19,070
你日子怎样过的？

496
00:38:20,160 --> 00:38:20,750
好难过

497
00:38:21,080 --> 00:38:21,910
养了之后呢？

498
00:38:23,200 --> 00:38:23,990
更加难过

499
00:38:24,720 --> 00:38:25,470
那就是呀

500
00:38:25,800 --> 00:38:27,020
鬼乃不祥之物

501
00:38:27,520 --> 00:38:30,080
集贫贱、悲哀、衰败、灾祸

502
00:38:30,200 --> 00:38:32,580
耻辱、惨毒、霉臭、伤痛

503
00:38:32,920 --> 00:38:34,710
病死、十八黑于一身

504
00:38:36,160 --> 00:38:37,550
你跟他们出出入入

505
00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:39,110
日子怎会有好过呢？

506
00:38:40,160 --> 00:38:41,030
你说得对

507
00:38:41,840 --> 00:38:44,070
你明白就最好了，把酒埕还给他

508
00:38:53,080 --> 00:38:53,990
你自己作主好了

509
00:38:55,160 --> 00:38:55,910
好

510
00:38:58,040 --> 00:38:59,590
师傅，为什么这个世界这么不公道？

511
00:38:59,920 --> 00:39:00,900
鬼很容易见到我们

512
00:39:01,040 --> 00:39:02,550
我们很困难才看见鬼

513
00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:05,710
你想鬼看不到你，搽点镬灰在身上

514
00:39:06,120 --> 00:39:06,950
他就看不到你了

515
00:39:07,520 --> 00:39:08,310
真的？

516
00:39:27,400 --> 00:39:29,990
用柚叶洗眼，还看不见你？

517
00:39:45,080 --> 00:39:45,710
明叔

518
00:39:46,800 --> 00:39:48,070
明叔，你干什么？

519
00:39:49,040 --> 00:39:50,390
还是那个道士说得对

520
00:39:51,280 --> 00:39:54,430
水火不容，南北对立

521
00:39:55,200 --> 00:39:58,950
黑白分明，忠孝难存，人…

522
00:39:59,280 --> 00:40:00,230
人鬼殊途嘛

523
00:40:01,680 --> 00:40:05,110
不错，凡是对立的东西，还是分开好

524
00:40:05,720 --> 00:40:08,100
不对，你没听过一国两制吗？

525
00:40:08,600 --> 00:40:09,740
一国两制是什么呀？

526
00:40:10,480 --> 00:40:11,790
就是从今晚开始

527
00:40:12,240 --> 00:40:14,310
我们各走各路，各有各做

528
00:40:15,160 --> 00:40:17,230
如有同路，都是绝路

529
00:40:18,040 --> 00:40:19,950
如有同做，必定白做

530
00:40:21,480 --> 00:40:23,550
我们走在一起是没有好结果的

531
00:40:24,360 --> 00:40:25,830
你们跟了我这么久，我就倒霉这么久

532
00:40:26,160 --> 00:40:27,670
明叔，什么叫做倒霉呀？

533
00:40:28,240 --> 00:40:29,510
你真是多事，真麻烦呀

534
00:40:31,240 --> 00:40:33,700
大宝，你们现在还是兄弟

535
00:40:34,400 --> 00:40:37,190
以后有机会还阳，喝过奈河桥的水

536
00:40:37,520 --> 00:40:38,990
你们就会互不相识

537
00:40:39,520 --> 00:40:40,830
那时候你想他再烦你也不可能了

538
00:40:42,760 --> 00:40:44,790
细宝，有什么你就现在问吧

539
00:40:45,640 --> 00:40:46,590
没有了

540
00:40:46,920 --> 00:40:47,900
明叔

541
00:40:51,280 --> 00:40:54,030
细宝，你乖乖的跟着大宝

542
00:40:54,200 --> 00:40:55,790
昼伏夜行先返回乡下

543
00:40:56,080 --> 00:40:58,830
等明叔筹够盘川就会回来找你们

544
00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:11,390
你们不要跟来呀

545
00:41:19,160 --> 00:41:20,030
明叔

546
00:41:22,720 --> 00:41:23,670
明叔

547
00:41:32,760 --> 00:41:33,710
谁？这么晚呀

548
00:41:34,040 --> 00:41:34,990
谢谢

549
00:42:08,480 --> 00:42:11,350
走呀，走呀

550
00:42:28,360 --> 00:42:29,110
这么大的臭狐味呀

551
00:42:32,360 --> 00:42:33,190
嗅到了我的味

552
00:42:33,800 --> 00:42:35,630
搽了镬灰，见不见到我呢？

553
00:42:38,520 --> 00:42:39,500
气味越来越大呀

554
00:42:44,800 --> 00:42:46,870
真的看不见我，行了

555
00:42:49,440 --> 00:42:50,660
气味从哪里来的？

556
00:43:04,320 --> 00:43:05,540
走？还不死？

557
00:43:16,800 --> 00:43:17,190
救命呀

558
00:43:17,520 --> 00:43:18,070
明叔

559
00:43:18,400 --> 00:43:18,950
救命呀，明叔

560
00:43:19,080 --> 00:43:20,300
救命呀

561
00:43:20,640 --> 00:43:21,620
明叔

562
00:43:22,040 --> 00:43:23,070
你还不死？

563
00:43:23,400 --> 00:43:23,950
他捉走了大宝

564
00:43:24,280 --> 00:43:25,110
大宝

565
00:43:25,240 --> 00:43:26,350
救命呀

566
00:43:28,480 --> 00:43:29,390
明叔，你看看

567
00:43:30,560 --> 00:43:31,190
搞掂

568
00:43:33,120 --> 00:43:34,750
你站在这里，不要跟来

569
00:43:39,080 --> 00:43:39,910
你不要走呀

570
00:43:46,240 --> 00:43:46,950
你还要走？

571
00:43:53,120 --> 00:43:53,750
你不要走

572
00:44:25,480 --> 00:44:27,940
明叔

573
00:44:31,080 --> 00:44:35,270
快点，快点

574
00:44:37,320 --> 00:44:39,990
师傅，他抢走尸体，还把鬼仔抢走了

575
00:44:41,000 --> 00:44:44,030
他一定是借尸救人，利用鬼去搞人

576
00:44:44,520 --> 00:44:46,150
不会的，大宝他鬼性善良

577
00:44:46,480 --> 00:44:48,350
我大声喝一点，他也会脚软

578
00:44:50,120 --> 00:44:50,790
道兄，你没事吧？

579
00:44:51,120 --> 00:44:53,310
没事，不过被她踢了一脚

580
00:44:53,960 --> 00:44:55,100
还被她把道士袍抢走了

581
00:44:55,680 --> 00:44:56,870
我猜那个妖女会来劫狱

582
00:44:57,600 --> 00:44:58,710
阿强，立刻返回衙门

583
00:44:59,040 --> 00:45:00,100
回衙门

584
00:45:02,720 --> 00:45:04,350
我也来帮忙，让我再看到那个妖女

585
00:45:04,680 --> 00:45:05,590
就报一脚之仇

586
00:45:05,920 --> 00:45:06,670
好

587
00:45:40,280 --> 00:45:44,590
你认清楚，你认清楚

588
00:45:45,360 --> 00:45:49,950
你认清楚这只，你认清楚这只…

589
00:45:50,280 --> 00:45:51,190
鹰

590
00:46:13,440 --> 00:46:14,630
不要走，不要走

591
00:46:15,480 --> 00:46:16,990
整条村的鸡公被割了

592
00:46:17,120 --> 00:46:18,150
鸡乸想找鸡公就难了

593
00:46:19,040 --> 00:46:20,310
道兄，拿点来用用

594
00:46:20,640 --> 00:46:21,390
来吧

595
00:46:23,160 --> 00:46:24,190
这只碗这么小，足够吗？

596
00:46:24,560 --> 00:46:25,990
山不在高，有仙则灵

597
00:46:26,240 --> 00:46:28,470
血不在多，有料就灵

598
00:46:29,120 --> 00:46:30,950
话是这样说，不知道有多少人来呀

599
00:46:31,880 --> 00:46:32,710
准备多一点总比较好

600
00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:35,910
最怕人还没来，血已经凝固了

601
00:46:36,400 --> 00:46:38,590
是呀，暂时不要割，稍迟一点

602
00:46:40,040 --> 00:46:42,310
今晚这件袍不是太适合穿

603
00:46:45,440 --> 00:46:46,350
你为什么脱了道士袍？

604
00:46:47,080 --> 00:46:49,270
我的没有了，你不穿借给我穿吧

605
00:46:51,320 --> 00:46:52,300
你喜欢就拿去用吧

606
00:46:58,080 --> 00:46:59,470
希望你等一会没事

607
00:47:01,320 --> 00:47:03,470
是有点不同，真神气呀

608
00:47:11,040 --> 00:47:11,990
在这里等他

609
00:47:40,360 --> 00:47:41,070
你们去开门

610
00:47:42,200 --> 00:47:43,950
不用怕，去吧

611
00:47:55,760 --> 00:47:57,390
牛记送白粥来呀，老兄

612
00:47:58,600 --> 00:47:59,550
那怎么办？

613
00:48:00,920 --> 00:48:03,550
岂不是白粥变了鸡血粥，更加好吃

614
00:48:04,000 --> 00:48:06,110
我的那份你吃掉吧，你赔呀

615
00:48:08,480 --> 00:48:10,470
对不起，麻烦你再拿来

616
00:48:12,360 --> 00:48:14,110
真的没有好过

617
00:48:21,600 --> 00:48:22,270
难道不够钱？

618
00:48:25,360 --> 00:48:26,990
鬼呀，来了

619
00:48:30,800 --> 00:48:31,510
不用怕

620
00:48:32,000 --> 00:48:33,870
大宝，你为什么变得这么丑陋的？

621
00:48:35,880 --> 00:48:37,100
大家不用怕，他认得我的

622
00:48:42,040 --> 00:48:43,180
大宝，你干什么？

623
00:48:44,040 --> 00:48:46,420
大宝，大宝

624
00:48:47,040 --> 00:48:48,670
大宝，你干什么？你发花癫呀？

625
00:49:00,160 --> 00:49:01,830
走吧，走吧

626
00:49:11,160 --> 00:49:12,110
还捉住我？

627
00:49:20,280 --> 00:49:21,390
这么多人不捉，偏要捉我？

628
00:49:26,000 --> 00:49:26,950
为什么会这样的？

629
00:49:27,720 --> 00:49:28,940
把袍脱下就没事了

630
00:49:29,880 --> 00:49:31,190
你知道还要借给我穿？

631
00:49:32,720 --> 00:49:33,590
你要威风嘛

632
00:49:34,280 --> 00:49:36,230
我现在不要威风了，救命呀

633
00:49:53,960 --> 00:49:54,870
救命呀

634
00:49:56,240 --> 00:49:57,070
你还不放手？

635
00:49:59,160 --> 00:50:00,110
救命呀

636
00:50:00,920 --> 00:50:03,590
你们不要走，叫他放手吧，救命

637
00:50:18,240 --> 00:50:20,620
我屁股很痛，救命呀

638
00:50:23,440 --> 00:50:24,750
这次死定了

639
00:50:26,760 --> 00:50:27,670
救命呀

640
00:50:28,040 --> 00:50:30,990
救命呀，你们快点来帮忙呀

641
00:50:47,040 --> 00:50:47,830
还给你

642
00:50:52,200 --> 00:50:52,950
衰鬼

643
00:51:02,720 --> 00:51:03,990
我也敢咬？

644
00:51:05,920 --> 00:51:07,060
看你去了哪里？

645
00:51:23,440 --> 00:51:24,580
我看不到你的，看不到的

646
00:51:45,160 --> 00:51:48,750
拉呀，拉呀

647
00:51:49,440 --> 00:51:50,580
你把绳子拉紧，我去关闸门

648
00:51:52,040 --> 00:51:52,630
来了

649
00:51:52,960 --> 00:51:53,590
不够力呀

650
00:51:55,560 --> 00:51:56,190
拉紧一点

651
00:52:01,000 --> 00:52:03,070
这次自讨苦吃了

652
00:52:03,880 --> 00:52:05,550
师傅，师傅呢？

653
00:52:11,080 --> 00:52:11,950
不要过来

654
00:52:12,080 --> 00:52:13,470
幸好有师傅的圣水

655
00:52:14,120 --> 00:52:14,710
师傅

656
00:52:15,840 --> 00:52:16,750
不要过来

657
00:52:18,120 --> 00:52:20,790
师傅，你在哪里？救命呀

658
00:52:30,120 --> 00:52:31,030
痒死我了

659
00:52:35,520 --> 00:52:36,830
很恐，怖呀

660
00:52:39,720 --> 00:52:41,030
很痒呀，很痒呀

661
00:52:41,640 --> 00:52:42,620
拿着

662
00:52:43,600 --> 00:52:44,310
来吧，来吧

663
00:52:48,360 --> 00:52:49,190
救命呀

664
00:52:49,520 --> 00:52:51,390
师傅，救命呀

665
00:52:57,680 --> 00:53:00,310
救命呀，救命呀

666
00:53:05,040 --> 00:53:06,070
上面呀

667
00:53:07,560 --> 00:53:08,780
山猪

668
00:53:16,360 --> 00:53:17,270
我看不到你的

669
00:53:48,000 --> 00:53:50,230
好了，他们终于自相残杀了

670
00:53:58,800 --> 00:54:00,710
快，快

671
00:54:02,280 --> 00:54:03,150
接着

672
00:54:06,760 --> 00:54:07,900
顶住，顶住

673
00:54:08,600 --> 00:54:10,390
快点，快点

674
00:54:52,160 --> 00:54:54,070
师傅，你打不打得过她呀？

675
00:54:54,920 --> 00:54:55,550
你猜猜看

676
00:54:56,080 --> 00:54:56,470
又要猜？

677
00:54:56,800 --> 00:54:59,260
不要了，不如说答案给我们听吧

678
00:55:00,120 --> 00:55:00,830
如果我打不过她

679
00:55:01,160 --> 00:55:02,110
你猜我们可不可以出去呢？

680
00:55:02,600 --> 00:55:04,670
不用猜了，你努力吧，师傅

681
00:56:51,320 --> 00:56:52,110
还想隐身？

682
00:58:02,160 --> 00:58:04,270
我做鬼也不会放过你们

683
00:58:19,600 --> 00:58:21,980
为什么我会在这里的？发生了什么事

684
00:58:22,400 --> 00:58:23,670
明叔，台型真好

685
00:58:24,640 --> 00:58:25,150
你不要过来

686
00:58:25,480 --> 00:58:25,790
干什么？

687
00:58:26,120 --> 00:58:27,910
快点走，不然我不客气了

688
00:58:32,800 --> 00:58:33,230
快点回去客栈

689
00:58:33,560 --> 00:58:34,990
带细宝有多远就走多远

690
00:58:35,600 --> 00:58:36,350
我不想再见到你

691
00:58:41,200 --> 00:58:42,150
师傅，现在怎么办？

692
00:58:43,320 --> 00:58:44,540
伤的就医治，死的就埋葬

693
00:58:45,080 --> 00:58:46,030
那活的呢？

694
00:58:46,320 --> 00:58:47,150
活就等死吧

695
00:58:48,040 --> 00:58:48,710
什么？

696
00:58:51,040 --> 00:58:53,190
还是不好，死的火葬，一了就百了

697
00:58:55,080 --> 00:58:56,110
道兄，如果没有地方去

698
00:58:56,440 --> 00:58:57,150
不如到我那儿疗伤吧

699
00:58:57,480 --> 00:58:58,670
好，谢谢

700
00:59:01,440 --> 00:59:03,110
我们两个受了伤，回去疗伤

701
00:59:03,440 --> 00:59:04,390
你们在这里搞掂它

702
00:59:05,480 --> 00:59:06,110
搞掂它

703
00:59:06,240 --> 00:59:08,070
你两个去搞掂尸体

704
00:59:08,400 --> 00:59:09,710
我两个去收集柴枝

705
00:59:12,200 --> 00:59:12,990
这么黑要我下井去

706
00:59:13,520 --> 00:59:15,350
还是不要了，先搞掂吊在上面那两件

707
00:59:16,080 --> 00:59:17,030
走吧

708
00:59:20,880 --> 00:59:21,670
柴来了

709
00:59:23,600 --> 00:59:24,270
放在这里

710
00:59:27,600 --> 00:59:28,580
你两个把没完的搞好它

711
00:59:29,000 --> 00:59:30,030
搞掂它，就这样吧

712
00:59:30,160 --> 00:59:30,710
你们不等我们？

713
00:59:31,040 --> 00:59:32,020
有没有搞错，这样子就走？

714
00:59:35,360 --> 00:59:36,990
走得快，好世界

715
00:59:38,800 --> 00:59:40,830
替他把绳子解开，让他死得舒服一点

716
00:59:41,160 --> 00:59:42,070
好，把绳子解开

717
01:00:30,240 --> 01:00:31,300
师傅，入席了

718
01:00:32,640 --> 01:00:33,070
明叔呢？

719
01:00:33,400 --> 01:00:34,990
在房里，我猜他不可以出来

720
01:00:35,120 --> 01:00:35,790
为什么？

721
01:00:36,120 --> 01:00:37,390
你送了一本茅山秘术给他

722
01:00:37,720 --> 01:00:39,470
弄到他日夜麻痹，左又痹右又痹

723
01:00:39,800 --> 01:00:41,150
眼耳口鼻，全身都麻痹

724
01:00:41,480 --> 01:00:42,430
所以不可以出来

725
01:00:52,080 --> 01:00:56,110
道兄，一起出去喝杯吧

726
01:00:56,480 --> 01:00:57,230
不大好的

727
01:00:57,560 --> 01:00:59,590
你也不错，知道这是不大好

728
01:00:59,960 --> 01:01:01,670
不过虽然你知道这是不大好

729
01:01:02,000 --> 01:01:02,980
如果我们一起出去吃的话

730
01:01:03,320 --> 01:01:04,790
那就真的不大好了

731
01:01:05,040 --> 01:01:06,750
个个都不好，只有你最好

732
01:01:07,840 --> 01:01:09,390
人家总算救过你一命

733
01:01:09,720 --> 01:01:10,310
你说在监狱那次？

734
01:01:10,640 --> 01:01:12,870
是我把妖女缠着的，你说是不是？

735
01:01:14,440 --> 01:01:15,750
还在笑？你以为我像你吗？

736
01:01:16,440 --> 01:01:18,030
见到了妖女就扮死亡

737
01:01:21,160 --> 01:01:21,910
出来喝杯吧

738
01:01:22,160 --> 01:01:22,710
师傅，请

739
01:01:23,040 --> 01:01:23,790
来吧

740
01:01:25,360 --> 01:01:27,030
请

741
01:01:33,480 --> 01:01:34,750
随便坐

742
01:01:35,440 --> 01:01:36,950
你跟着来干什么？自己找个座位吧

743
01:01:40,840 --> 01:01:41,190
坐吧，师傅

744
01:01:41,520 --> 01:01:42,110
明叔呢？

745
01:01:42,240 --> 01:01:43,190
他喜欢坐在这里

746
01:01:43,960 --> 01:01:45,510
阿婶，看你的面色好像有了喜

747
01:01:45,840 --> 01:01:47,150
这样子也被你看出来

748
01:01:47,840 --> 01:01:51,150
你真有本事，真棒

749
01:01:51,480 --> 01:01:52,430
师傅，请坐

750
01:01:53,960 --> 01:01:54,550
干杯

751
01:01:54,880 --> 01:01:55,860
干杯

752
01:01:57,520 --> 01:01:58,660
请起筷

753
01:02:07,560 --> 01:02:09,110
味道真好

754
01:02:34,360 --> 01:02:34,750
好不好？

755
01:02:35,080 --> 01:02:35,590
好呀

756
01:02:40,040 --> 01:02:40,950
够胆你就吃吧

757
01:02:45,120 --> 01:02:45,870
宝哥，你吃吧

758
01:02:46,560 --> 01:02:47,540
不吃了，你吃吧

759
01:02:51,240 --> 01:02:52,830
走路怪模怪样，又去那里整蛊人呀？

760
01:02:53,160 --> 01:02:54,300
没有，没有整蛊人呀

761
01:02:55,400 --> 01:02:56,790
只是整蛊鬼

762
01:02:59,400 --> 01:03:00,460
阿福和阿寿呢？为什么不见他们呢？

763
01:03:01,840 --> 01:03:02,870
已经两天没有见他们了

764
01:03:03,760 --> 01:03:05,030
说曹操曹操就到

765
01:03:14,240 --> 01:03:15,270
脚跟不到地的

766
01:03:37,040 --> 01:03:38,070
过来，自己找位子坐

767
01:03:39,880 --> 01:03:40,710
干杯

768
01:03:47,280 --> 01:03:48,750
你们俩快点去贮物室

769
01:03:49,200 --> 01:03:49,990
为什么？

770
01:03:50,200 --> 01:03:51,110
阿福和阿寿会告诉你的

771
01:03:51,720 --> 01:03:52,430
什么事？

772
01:04:02,000 --> 01:04:02,950
先疏散人群

773
01:04:05,160 --> 01:04:07,990
各位，今晚到此为止，这里有事发生

774
01:04:08,320 --> 01:04:10,230
有事都只是喜事

775
01:04:10,560 --> 01:04:11,700
干杯

776
01:04:33,480 --> 01:04:34,750
真迟钝，没有知觉的

777
01:04:35,360 --> 01:04:36,150
进来干什么？

778
01:04:37,080 --> 01:04:37,630
睁大眼睛

779
01:04:39,640 --> 01:04:40,470
跷高脚

780
01:04:41,840 --> 01:04:43,550
各位，今晚给个面子

781
01:04:44,120 --> 01:04:45,070
暂时吃这一点点

782
01:04:45,400 --> 01:04:46,380
改天再吃过

783
01:04:47,280 --> 01:04:48,990
九叔，这么扫兴呀

784
01:04:49,360 --> 01:04:51,190
老兄，有鬼呀

785
01:04:51,680 --> 01:04:52,390
有鬼？

786
01:04:52,720 --> 01:04:54,990
我们这么多人，人气都迫死他啦

787
01:04:55,360 --> 01:04:56,710
行了

788
01:04:57,520 --> 01:04:58,550
大家跟我来吧

789
01:05:01,000 --> 01:05:03,230
一起去吧，我们这么多人不用怕

790
01:05:06,480 --> 01:05:07,750
阿福、阿寿

791
01:05:13,840 --> 01:05:15,110
你先顶住，我去拿家伙

792
01:05:26,360 --> 01:05:29,190
不用怕，没事的，不要走

793
01:05:35,160 --> 01:05:36,550
不用怕，我们不会害你们的

794
01:05:44,480 --> 01:05:45,870
在那边呀

795
01:05:46,240 --> 01:05:47,220
关门，关门

796
01:05:47,880 --> 01:05:48,830
楼上有照妖镜

797
01:05:49,200 --> 01:05:50,750
我去拿

798
01:05:51,080 --> 01:05:51,950
关窗，关窗

799
01:05:52,560 --> 01:05:53,390
顶住

800
01:05:54,600 --> 01:05:55,910
来帮个忙

801
01:05:57,040 --> 01:05:58,070
大家拿着神主牌护身

802
01:06:05,080 --> 01:06:06,270
留一个给我呀

803
01:06:06,880 --> 01:06:08,470
不要争

804
01:06:18,480 --> 01:06:19,310
没有了

805
01:06:45,920 --> 01:06:46,510
给我，给我

806
01:06:46,840 --> 01:06:48,060
给我

807
01:06:51,560 --> 01:06:52,350
用神主牌顶着

808
01:06:56,240 --> 01:06:56,990
我们大家不要走

809
01:06:57,400 --> 01:06:59,030
团结，团结就是力量

810
01:06:59,560 --> 01:07:01,990
大家团结就是力量

811
01:07:02,360 --> 01:07:06,030
大家团结就是力量

812
01:07:11,760 --> 01:07:13,070
力量，力量呀

813
01:07:18,000 --> 01:07:19,470
神主牌，神主牌

814
01:07:20,480 --> 01:07:21,510
快点走

815
01:07:23,720 --> 01:07:24,910
不要把门口阻着，来了

816
01:07:51,240 --> 01:07:52,030
快点帮忙

817
01:08:13,120 --> 01:08:14,340
阿强、德仔，快点过来帮忙

818
01:08:18,920 --> 01:08:19,950
道兄，进来帮我

819
01:08:20,200 --> 01:08:21,070
好，拿着

820
01:08:23,080 --> 01:08:23,790
五行颠倒？

821
01:08:24,120 --> 01:08:24,950
是呀，来

822
01:09:00,080 --> 01:09:00,670
没事

823
01:09:01,000 --> 01:09:01,750
外面为什么那么嘈吵呀？

824
01:09:02,120 --> 01:09:03,030
没事，没事

825
01:09:23,160 --> 01:09:24,070
好听话

826
01:10:20,440 --> 01:10:21,950
救命，师傅，救命呀

827
01:10:22,480 --> 01:10:23,460
救命呀，师傅

828
01:10:28,040 --> 01:10:29,070
救命呀

829
01:10:41,200 --> 01:10:42,030
阿强，拿黄酒出来

830
01:10:58,440 --> 01:10:59,150
阿福、阿寿

831
01:11:00,080 --> 01:11:01,220
你们怎会被那两只东西上身的？

832
01:11:01,560 --> 01:11:03,230
不知道，那晚所有人走了

833
01:11:03,560 --> 01:11:04,590
剩下我们两人

834
01:11:05,120 --> 01:11:06,950
刚想点火，就看见两只鬼魂

835
01:11:07,240 --> 01:11:08,150
后来发生什么事就不知道了

836
01:11:08,480 --> 01:11:09,270
井底那一只呢？

837
01:11:09,600 --> 01:11:10,950
还在井里没有捞上来

838
01:11:13,000 --> 01:11:14,310
金钱剑还插在她身上

839
01:11:14,840 --> 01:11:15,670
如果不是的话那怎么办呀？

840
01:11:16,040 --> 01:11:17,230
如果不是第一个就会找你

841
01:11:18,120 --> 01:11:18,790
怎么办？

842
01:11:19,120 --> 01:11:20,100
快点进去拿家伙

843
01:11:20,440 --> 01:11:22,230
德仔，去找九只小黑狗

844
01:11:22,560 --> 01:11:23,510
找齐就到衙门等我

845
01:11:28,320 --> 01:11:29,590
阿强，把符拿来

846
01:11:35,400 --> 01:11:37,270
不行，符只可以暂时顶一会

847
01:11:37,600 --> 01:11:38,870
我想要用油镬炸了他

848
01:11:39,160 --> 01:11:40,350
我知道，油炸鬼嘛

849
01:11:48,280 --> 01:11:49,390
阿福、阿寿，你们先回去

850
01:11:49,720 --> 01:11:50,670
不用在这里帮忙了

851
01:11:51,440 --> 01:11:54,270
阿强，把符贴在门窗封闭起来

852
01:11:54,480 --> 01:11:55,190
是，师傅

853
01:11:55,520 --> 01:11:55,990
我去帮他

854
01:11:59,520 --> 01:12:00,580
宝哥，好吃呀

855
01:12:01,120 --> 01:12:01,870
好味呀

856
01:12:08,360 --> 01:12:10,820
糟了，贴满了符

857
01:12:20,200 --> 01:12:22,070
这门不要封，留一条生路给明叔

858
01:12:23,800 --> 01:12:26,150
留一条路给我？那你们到哪里去？

859
01:12:26,840 --> 01:12:27,630
我们要赶快去井边

860
01:12:28,080 --> 01:12:29,430
如果迟了我恐怕尸体会变

861
01:12:30,560 --> 01:12:33,020
我自己一个人油炸鬼？我怕不行

862
01:12:33,640 --> 01:12:35,390
不行也得行，如果炸不到那两只东西

863
01:12:35,720 --> 01:12:37,510
让他们走了出去，会遗害人间的

864
01:12:38,240 --> 01:12:40,110
这些镬灰是我用剩的，希望你用不著

865
01:12:41,560 --> 01:12:45,390
正邪对立，搏斗终生，我尽力而为

866
01:12:46,840 --> 01:12:47,550
我们走

867
01:12:52,040 --> 01:12:55,150
我真钦敬你的为人，请受小队长一拜

868
01:13:00,240 --> 01:13:01,110
就算牺牲他一个

869
01:13:01,960 --> 01:13:02,990
总比全村的人死掉好

870
01:13:15,440 --> 01:13:16,550
希望他背脊向天

871
01:13:18,320 --> 01:13:18,910
为什么？

872
01:13:19,160 --> 01:13:21,310
背脊向天，魂魄未变迁

873
01:13:22,000 --> 01:13:22,790
如果肚脐向天呢？

874
01:13:23,120 --> 01:13:24,990
如果肚脐向天，力大无边

875
01:13:29,440 --> 01:13:31,950
好了，背脊向天，我们鸿福齐天了

876
01:13:35,160 --> 01:13:35,750
来了

877
01:13:36,080 --> 01:13:36,350
有没有搞错？

878
01:13:36,680 --> 01:13:39,110
狗乸也捉来，我要小黑狗呀

879
01:13:39,480 --> 01:13:41,230
没有了，全村找过只有这么多

880
01:13:42,400 --> 01:13:43,230
恐怕不够力

881
01:13:43,600 --> 01:13:45,230
师傅，用你的法力凑够

882
01:13:47,520 --> 01:13:48,350
你两人先去把尸体捞上来

883
01:13:48,720 --> 01:13:50,750
我们两人？

884
01:13:51,080 --> 01:13:51,990
去吧

885
01:13:53,080 --> 01:13:53,750
过去吧

886
01:13:54,080 --> 01:13:55,030
去吧

887
01:14:10,200 --> 01:14:11,990
强哥，你要看著我呀

888
01:14:13,240 --> 01:14:13,910
如果遇到危险

889
01:14:14,080 --> 01:14:16,350
在井下面找个安全的地方，高声呼叫

890
01:14:17,080 --> 01:14:17,790
下去吧

891
01:14:30,160 --> 01:14:32,030
师傅，你要保护我呀

892
01:14:32,720 --> 01:14:33,670
我会的

893
01:14:37,440 --> 01:14:39,950
师傅，你让我多看你一会

894
01:14:43,720 --> 01:14:44,780
够了吗？

895
01:15:01,520 --> 01:15:02,550
金钱剑散了

896
01:15:13,040 --> 01:15:13,950
不要拉

897
01:15:15,280 --> 01:15:16,230
快点上去

898
01:15:23,680 --> 01:15:26,750
师傅，金钱剑散了，尸变呀

899
01:15:37,320 --> 01:15:38,150
救命呀

900
01:15:38,480 --> 01:15:39,540
救命呀

901
01:15:44,440 --> 01:15:45,580
快点捉著我的手

902
01:15:45,920 --> 01:15:46,950
快点来救我

903
01:16:03,440 --> 01:16:04,390
死了

904
01:16:05,720 --> 01:16:05,950
走吧

905
01:16:06,280 --> 01:16:07,340
快点

906
01:16:26,920 --> 01:16:27,790
糟了，快点回家

907
01:16:33,200 --> 01:16:34,230
糟了，还没滚呀

908
01:16:38,880 --> 01:16:39,630
明叔，里面怎么样？

909
01:16:40,000 --> 01:16:40,830
我也不知道怎么办

910
01:16:41,720 --> 01:16:42,270
博一博

911
01:16:42,840 --> 01:16:43,590
宝哥，不要

912
01:16:47,240 --> 01:16:48,300
宝哥，你很勇猛呀

913
01:16:49,000 --> 01:16:50,140
你们不要吵

914
01:17:13,920 --> 01:17:14,900
不滚也要炸呀

915
01:17:31,760 --> 01:17:33,030
糟了，怎么半生熟的？

916
01:17:52,640 --> 01:17:53,700
那个衰仔把门锁上？

917
01:18:23,840 --> 01:18:24,980
救命呀

918
01:18:47,040 --> 01:18:47,950
镬灰？

919
01:20:31,160 --> 01:20:32,590
来吧，来就泼你

920
01:21:11,680 --> 01:21:12,230
走

921
01:21:18,520 --> 01:21:19,870
你不要过来，我会炸掉他的

922
01:21:21,280 --> 01:21:23,150
你试试看，你丢下去我就连他也炸掉

923
01:21:56,520 --> 01:21:57,270
走

924
01:22:12,080 --> 01:22:13,430
你以为你会发恶，我不会发恶吗？

925
01:22:34,560 --> 01:22:34,950
宝哥

926
01:22:35,320 --> 01:22:36,110
细宝

927
01:22:55,240 --> 01:22:56,030
师傅呢？

928
01:23:32,880 --> 01:23:33,940
师傅，师傅

929
01:24:01,120 --> 01:24:03,390
宝哥，宝哥

930
01:24:03,720 --> 01:24:04,750
不要吵，不要吵

931
01:24:53,920 --> 01:24:54,790
不要

932
01:25:00,800 --> 01:25:01,470
九叔，怎么办？

933
01:25:01,800 --> 01:25:02,590
我有办法

934
01:25:03,080 --> 01:25:05,190
明叔，你忍著痛，很快就没事了

935
01:25:06,720 --> 01:25:07,700
这样会杀死明叔的

936
01:25:08,360 --> 01:25:11,110
唯一的办法是用魂魄把鬼魂撞出来

937
01:25:11,240 --> 01:25:11,830
让我来

938
01:25:12,000 --> 01:25:13,630
万一撞不出来，你会魂飞魄散的

939
01:25:14,160 --> 01:25:15,430
为了救明叔，博一博

940
01:25:16,200 --> 01:25:16,510
宝哥

941
01:25:16,840 --> 01:25:17,150
行了

942
01:25:17,520 --> 01:25:18,710
你去帮忙

943
01:25:47,280 --> 01:25:49,510
差一点，差一点

944
01:25:49,840 --> 01:25:51,790
加油，加油，只差一点

945
01:26:32,400 --> 01:26:33,150
你两个没事吧？

946
01:26:33,640 --> 01:26:35,350
没事，我们魂魄没有散

947
01:26:35,680 --> 01:26:36,270
你呢？

948
01:26:36,600 --> 01:26:37,740
我？我没有事

949
01:26:38,920 --> 01:26:41,380
人人都没事就最好了，安乐了

950
01:26:42,200 --> 01:26:43,910
我还有事呀