1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:02,636 --> 00:00:04,772 [WHISPERING, WATER SPLASHING] 3 00:00:07,841 --> 00:00:11,679 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY LIONS GATE ENTERTAINMENT 4 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 5 00:00:11,712 --> 00:00:15,083 [BIRDS CHIRPING] 6 00:00:25,726 --> 00:00:27,561 WHOO! 7 00:00:28,529 --> 00:00:30,298 OW! 8 00:00:34,868 --> 00:00:38,472 Boy George: * I JUST GOT TO LIVE MY LIFE 9 00:00:38,506 --> 00:00:40,541 * I TELL YOU, BABY 10 00:00:40,574 --> 00:00:43,311 * THIS IS NO WAY TO LIVE 11 00:00:43,344 --> 00:00:44,645 * MAKE SACRIFICES 12 00:00:44,678 --> 00:00:47,848 * TILL THERE'S NOTHING TO GIVE * 13 00:00:47,881 --> 00:00:52,620 * EVERYONE SAYS THERE'S RULES TO OBEY * 14 00:00:52,653 --> 00:00:57,558 * I CAN'T FOLLOW WHEN THINGS NEVER CHANGE * 15 00:00:57,591 --> 00:01:02,363 * HOLDIN' MY CHECKBOOK, GOT A LEAK IN THE PIPE * 16 00:01:02,396 --> 00:01:07,435 * FOOD ON THE TABLE, BUT THE LANDLORD KNOCKED TWICE * 17 00:01:07,468 --> 00:01:12,273 * I WANT MORE THAN THE SHIRT ON MY BACK * 18 00:01:12,306 --> 00:01:17,511 * WORKED TOO HARD JUST TO REPEAT THE PAST * 19 00:01:17,545 --> 00:01:19,180 * SATISFACTION... 20 00:01:19,213 --> 00:01:20,481 NO, NO, NO, YOU DON'T LIKE THE BRUINS 21 00:01:20,514 --> 00:01:22,116 BECAUSE YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THE BRUINS. 22 00:01:22,150 --> 00:01:23,684 YOU WANT TO WATCH PEOPLE SKATE NICE, 23 00:01:23,717 --> 00:01:24,485 YOU WATCH TAI AND RANDY. 24 00:01:24,518 --> 00:01:26,487 YOU WANT HOCKEY, YOU WANT TO SEE GUYS 25 00:01:26,520 --> 00:01:27,388 MESSING EACH OTHER UP WITH STICKS, 26 00:01:27,421 --> 00:01:30,658 THAT'S WHAT PEOPLE PAY TO SEE. PRIMAL SHIT. 27 00:01:30,691 --> 00:01:31,425 [CAMERA CLICKS] 28 00:01:31,459 --> 00:01:32,626 THAT'S NOT HOCKEY, THAT'S VIOLENCE. 29 00:01:32,660 --> 00:01:33,761 WHEN THE GAME'S PLAYED RIGHT, 30 00:01:33,794 --> 00:01:35,763 IT'S ABOUT MOVEMENT. IT'S LIKE DANCE. 31 00:01:35,796 --> 00:01:37,131 SO WHAT ARE YOU, BAMBI? 32 00:01:37,165 --> 00:01:38,031 WE LIVE IN A JUNGLE. 33 00:01:38,065 --> 00:01:39,467 WE GOTTA HAVE OUTLETS FOR OUR AGGRESSION. 34 00:01:39,500 --> 00:01:40,834 HEY, LOOK, YOU KNOW, I DON'T WANT TO ARGUE 35 00:01:40,868 --> 00:01:41,702 WITH YOU THIS MORNING, OK? 36 00:01:41,735 --> 00:01:44,372 HEY, BILL, LOOSEN UP THE SPHINCTER, HUH? 37 00:01:44,405 --> 00:01:45,706 YOU'RE ALL BOTTLED UP. 38 00:01:45,739 --> 00:01:46,640 GOOD MORNING, ANDREW. 39 00:01:46,674 --> 00:01:48,442 HOW YOU DOIN', JOEY? 40 00:01:48,476 --> 00:01:49,510 HANG IN THERE, JOE. 41 00:01:49,543 --> 00:01:50,678 * OH, YEAH 42 00:01:50,711 --> 00:01:53,714 * OH, BABY 43 00:01:53,747 --> 00:01:56,417 [CAMERA CLICKS] 44 00:01:56,684 --> 00:01:58,319 * THE ROOF IS LEAKING 45 00:01:58,352 --> 00:02:01,322 * STACK OF PILLOWS ON MY BED * 46 00:02:01,355 --> 00:02:02,723 * NO WAY TO WAKE UP... 47 00:02:02,756 --> 00:02:03,724 YEAH, IT'S OK. BUT I GOTTA TELL YOU, 48 00:02:03,757 --> 00:02:06,460 WORD'S ALREADY OUT ON THE STREET. IT'S TOO LATE. 49 00:02:06,494 --> 00:02:07,528 I CAN'T TALK ABOUT IT. 50 00:02:07,561 --> 00:02:08,729 [OVERLAPPING CONVERSATIONS] 51 00:02:08,762 --> 00:02:10,431 ALL I CAN TELL YOU IS IF YOU WANT TO SWIM, 52 00:02:10,464 --> 00:02:11,532 YOU GOTTA JUMP IN THE POOL. 53 00:02:11,565 --> 00:02:13,667 ON THAT ONE, I GOT... 54 00:02:13,701 --> 00:02:16,637 129 1/2. 55 00:02:16,670 --> 00:02:17,338 MONTY. 56 00:02:17,371 --> 00:02:18,272 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! 57 00:02:18,306 --> 00:02:20,308 HOLD ON! WHAT DO YOU THINK, I'M AN OCTOPUS? 58 00:02:20,341 --> 00:02:22,810 I ONLY GOT 2 HANDS HERE. HOLD ON. 59 00:02:22,843 --> 00:02:23,811 IT'S UP A HALF. 60 00:02:23,844 --> 00:02:25,479 UH, LUNCH WOULD BE GOOD. 61 00:02:25,513 --> 00:02:26,780 NOW, WAIT. NOT THIS WEEK, THOUGH. 62 00:02:26,814 --> 00:02:28,682 MONTY, YOU WANT SECURITY, I'LL GET YOU A BLANKET. 63 00:02:28,716 --> 00:02:29,850 YOU WANT TO GET THE BIG BUCKS, 64 00:02:29,883 --> 00:02:30,818 YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO TRUST ME. 65 00:02:30,851 --> 00:02:32,186 YEAH. NO, I WOULDN'T TOUCH IT. 66 00:02:32,220 --> 00:02:33,921 WHAT THEY ALL DO AND NOT DO? 67 00:02:33,954 --> 00:02:35,256 MARY... 68 00:02:35,289 --> 00:02:36,957 YES, UH, CAN YOU GET ME... 69 00:02:36,990 --> 00:02:40,461 [LOUD OVERLAPPING CONVERSATIONS] 70 00:02:40,494 --> 00:02:42,663 HEY. JUST DON'T TRUST THAT GUY. 71 00:02:42,696 --> 00:02:44,732 HE'S A HARVARD ASSHOLE. 72 00:02:44,765 --> 00:02:49,203 [LOUD OVERLAPPING CONVERSATIONS] 73 00:02:54,442 --> 00:02:55,809 I'M WORKING NOW. 74 00:02:55,843 --> 00:02:57,611 [NO AUDIO] 75 00:02:57,645 --> 00:02:59,580 GOLDMAN! 76 00:03:00,514 --> 00:03:03,451 HEY, NEIL, YEAH, I GOTTA GET BACK TO YOU. 77 00:03:03,484 --> 00:03:04,552 OK. 78 00:03:04,585 --> 00:03:06,787 UH... 79 00:03:09,923 --> 00:03:12,693 [NO AUDIO] 80 00:03:12,726 --> 00:03:14,395 NO, NO, NO, NO. 81 00:03:14,428 --> 00:03:16,530 FORGET IT! 82 00:03:20,334 --> 00:03:21,369 YEAH. NO, NO... 83 00:03:21,402 --> 00:03:24,472 HA. THIS IS GETTING VERY WEIRD. 84 00:03:24,505 --> 00:03:26,774 JESUS CHRIST! POINT THAT THING THE OTHER WAY. 85 00:03:26,807 --> 00:03:27,908 WHAT HAS GOTTEN INTO YOU? 86 00:03:27,941 --> 00:03:29,477 OH... IT'S NOT SAFE, ANDREW. 87 00:03:29,510 --> 00:03:30,844 I JUST GOT IT OFF THE NEWS WIRE. 88 00:03:30,878 --> 00:03:32,846 THEY'RE DELAYING THE TRIAL ANOTHER 30 DAYS. 89 00:03:32,880 --> 00:03:35,283 IF WE HAVE TO WAIT THAT LONG, FORGET IT. 90 00:03:35,316 --> 00:03:36,317 WE'RE DEAD MEAT. 91 00:03:36,350 --> 00:03:37,885 OH, COME ON. WHAT DO YOU THINK KAPADOS IS GONNA DO, 92 00:03:37,918 --> 00:03:38,752 HE'S GONNA KILL US? COME ON! 93 00:03:38,786 --> 00:03:40,788 HE'S A BUSINESSMAN. IT'S JUST BUSINESS. 94 00:03:40,821 --> 00:03:41,522 THAT'S WHAT WE THOUGHT 95 00:03:41,555 --> 00:03:43,491 WHEN WE TOOK HIS BULLSHIT BONDS. 96 00:03:43,524 --> 00:03:44,658 YOU DON'T PASS OFF THAT MUCH 97 00:03:44,692 --> 00:03:46,394 IN COUNTERFEIT PAPER ON YOUR OWN. 98 00:03:46,427 --> 00:03:47,861 I'M TELLING YOU, WE WERE CHUMPED. 99 00:03:47,895 --> 00:03:50,864 HE HAD US LAUNDERING MONEY FOR THE MOB. 100 00:03:50,898 --> 00:03:51,832 BILL, BILL, 101 00:03:51,865 --> 00:03:53,301 OK, GO MAKE SOME MONEY. 102 00:03:53,334 --> 00:03:54,502 YOU'LL FEEL BETTER, OK? 103 00:03:54,535 --> 00:03:55,736 THAT'S WHAT I'M GONNA DO. 104 00:03:55,769 --> 00:03:56,870 NOW, PLEASE, SIGN THAT THING 105 00:03:56,904 --> 00:03:59,507 BEFORE YOU BLOW YOUR BALLS OFF. 106 00:04:08,949 --> 00:04:10,551 * IS IT TRUE WHAT I HEARD 107 00:04:10,584 --> 00:04:11,852 * LAST WEEK AND TODAY... 108 00:04:11,885 --> 00:04:15,556 YOU WANT TO TESTIFY AGAINST KAPADOS, FINE. NOT ME. 109 00:04:15,589 --> 00:04:16,824 WHAT IS THE BIG DEAL? 110 00:04:16,857 --> 00:04:18,025 YOU STICK YOUR HAND ON A BIBLE, 111 00:04:18,058 --> 00:04:19,893 YOU SWEAR TO TELL THE TRUTH, THEY FIND THE BASTARD GUILTY. 112 00:04:19,927 --> 00:04:21,595 YEAH, AND THEY FIND US INCOMPETENT 113 00:04:21,629 --> 00:04:23,464 FOR HAVING DONE BUSINESS WITH THEM 114 00:04:23,497 --> 00:04:24,298 IN THE FIRST PLACE. 115 00:04:24,332 --> 00:04:25,733 LOOK, MY UNCLE FRED'S GOT A DEALERSHIP 116 00:04:25,766 --> 00:04:28,001 IN SPRINGFIELD. I'M GONNA BE SELLING 117 00:04:28,035 --> 00:04:28,936 USED PINTOS, MAN. 118 00:04:28,969 --> 00:04:30,871 YO, MORENSKI, BACK ME UP HERE. 119 00:04:30,904 --> 00:04:32,306 TELL THE MAN. 120 00:04:32,340 --> 00:04:32,973 GO. 121 00:04:33,006 --> 00:04:33,741 BILL, BILL. 122 00:04:33,774 --> 00:04:35,309 THIS WHOLE THING'S GONNA BLOW OVER. 123 00:04:35,343 --> 00:04:36,510 AND MEANWHILE THE 3 OF US 124 00:04:36,544 --> 00:04:38,312 CAN GET BACK TO WHAT'S IMPORTANT IN LIFE. 125 00:04:38,346 --> 00:04:39,046 FORGET IT. 126 00:04:39,079 --> 00:04:40,414 ANDREW. ANDREW. 127 00:04:40,448 --> 00:04:41,181 WHAT? 128 00:04:41,214 --> 00:04:42,850 YOU SEE THIS CURLY ONE AT THE BAR? 129 00:04:42,883 --> 00:04:43,951 THE ONE IN THE GREEN? 130 00:04:43,984 --> 00:04:44,685 SHE'S BEEN CHECKING YOU OUT. 131 00:04:44,718 --> 00:04:45,953 DO YOU KNOW HER? WHAT'S HER NAME? 132 00:04:45,986 --> 00:04:47,855 UM, SHE TRADES FOR FIRST BOSTON. 133 00:04:47,888 --> 00:04:49,022 YEAH. JANEY SOMETHING. 134 00:04:49,056 --> 00:04:50,023 UM...IRISH. 135 00:04:50,057 --> 00:04:52,092 LISTEN, I HEARD EDDIE DECKER ON THE PHONE TODAY. 136 00:04:52,125 --> 00:04:53,894 THIS WASN'T A LENDING FILE. 137 00:04:53,927 --> 00:04:54,662 AMERICAN DRAINPIPE. 138 00:04:54,695 --> 00:04:56,530 THAT'S MORE MONEY DOWN THE DRAIN. 139 00:04:56,564 --> 00:04:57,498 NOT IF YOU GET IN TODAY. 140 00:04:57,531 --> 00:04:59,099 THIS WON'T BE ON THE STREET FOR 5 OR 6 WEEKS. 141 00:04:59,132 --> 00:05:01,435 WHAT'S HER LAST NAME, GUYS? 142 00:05:01,469 --> 00:05:02,503 JANEY... 143 00:05:02,536 --> 00:05:03,904 ...CLOSED OUT TODAY AT 4 5/8, AND THE DAY THIS HITS, 144 00:05:03,937 --> 00:05:05,038 IT'S GONNA GO RIGHT THROUGH THE ROOF. 145 00:05:05,072 --> 00:05:06,073 YEAH, IT GOES THROUGH THE ROOF, 146 00:05:06,106 --> 00:05:07,841 THE ROOF LEAKS, YOU'RE GONNA NEED A NEW DRAINPIPE. 147 00:05:07,875 --> 00:05:09,943 ROONEY. JANEY ROONEY. THERE YOU GO. 148 00:05:09,977 --> 00:05:11,879 DRAINPIPE. AMERICAN DRAINPIPE. 149 00:05:11,912 --> 00:05:13,947 BUT KEEP IT UNDER YOUR HAT. 150 00:05:13,981 --> 00:05:14,915 LET'S GO, BOSS. 151 00:05:14,948 --> 00:05:16,517 TOKYO MARKET'S JUST WAKING UP. 152 00:05:16,550 --> 00:05:17,918 I GOTTA FIRE UP THE MODEM. 153 00:05:17,951 --> 00:05:20,120 UM, LISTEN, AHERN, 154 00:05:20,153 --> 00:05:21,021 I THINK, UH, 155 00:05:21,054 --> 00:05:22,856 I THINK I'M GONNA STAY HERE A LITTLE WHILE. 156 00:05:22,890 --> 00:05:23,957 SO COULD YOU DO ME A FAVOR 157 00:05:23,991 --> 00:05:25,092 AND MAKE SURE QUICK DRAW HERE 158 00:05:25,125 --> 00:05:25,959 GETS HOME IN ONE PIECE? 159 00:05:25,993 --> 00:05:28,529 AM I THE ONLY ONE HERE THAT SEES REALITY? 160 00:05:28,562 --> 00:05:29,530 WE'RE SCREWED. 161 00:05:29,563 --> 00:05:30,464 ANDREW SEES REALITY. 162 00:05:30,498 --> 00:05:32,032 IT NEVER STOPS HIM FROM TRYING. 163 00:05:32,065 --> 00:05:32,800 GO FOR IT, TIGER. 164 00:05:32,833 --> 00:05:33,967 COME ON, WYATT EARP, WE'RE HISTORY. 165 00:05:34,001 --> 00:05:38,138 * WHY DON'T YOU JOIN MY BED * 166 00:05:38,171 --> 00:05:40,441 * WE GOTTA COME TOGETHER * 167 00:05:40,474 --> 00:05:42,510 [FOOTSTEPS] 168 00:05:45,579 --> 00:05:47,915 [THUNDER] 169 00:05:47,948 --> 00:05:49,049 [RAIN] 170 00:05:49,082 --> 00:05:51,885 SO, I'M A LITTLE ON EDGE. 171 00:05:51,919 --> 00:05:52,753 A LITTLE? 172 00:05:52,786 --> 00:05:55,122 LOOKS LIKE WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO SWIM HOME. 173 00:05:55,155 --> 00:05:56,957 HEY, YO, TAXI! 174 00:05:56,990 --> 00:05:58,992 YEAH! 175 00:06:18,779 --> 00:06:23,116 [SIREN IN DISTANCE] 176 00:06:40,133 --> 00:06:43,471 [MUSIC PLAYS] 177 00:06:55,082 --> 00:06:57,851 [THUNDER] 178 00:07:19,540 --> 00:07:21,909 [THUNDER] 179 00:07:46,166 --> 00:07:49,102 [MUSIC PLAYING] 180 00:07:53,073 --> 00:07:56,710 [TURNS UP VOLUME] 181 00:08:09,657 --> 00:08:12,826 [GUNSHOT] AAH-- 182 00:08:20,033 --> 00:08:22,670 [BRAKES SQUEAL] 183 00:08:29,810 --> 00:08:31,044 HEY! HEY, YOU! 184 00:08:31,078 --> 00:08:33,246 HEY, YOU CAN'T PARK YOUR CAR OVER THERE! 185 00:08:33,280 --> 00:08:34,848 YOU NEED A TICKET! HEY, JIMMY, 186 00:08:34,882 --> 00:08:37,150 DON'T YOU SEE THE SIGN? YOU NEED A TICKET! 187 00:08:37,184 --> 00:08:38,952 BACK OFF. 188 00:08:40,921 --> 00:08:42,089 HE SAID BACK OFF. 189 00:08:42,122 --> 00:08:43,290 MR. MORENSKI? 190 00:08:43,323 --> 00:08:44,925 WHAT? 191 00:08:44,958 --> 00:08:45,959 AGENT PRATT, F.B.I, 192 00:08:45,993 --> 00:08:47,995 THIS IS MY ASSOCIATE, AGENT BAKEY. 193 00:08:48,028 --> 00:08:48,696 F.B.I.? 194 00:08:48,729 --> 00:08:49,997 WHY DON'T WE GO BACK UPSTAIRS 195 00:08:50,030 --> 00:08:50,864 AND PACK YOU A SUITCASE? 196 00:08:50,898 --> 00:08:53,233 A SUITCASE? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 197 00:08:53,266 --> 00:08:55,302 IT'S FOR YOUR OWN PROTECTION. 198 00:08:55,335 --> 00:08:57,204 COME ON. 199 00:08:58,071 --> 00:08:58,839 AHERN? 200 00:08:58,872 --> 00:09:01,208 AHERN, WHAT THE HELL'S GOING ON HERE? 201 00:09:01,241 --> 00:09:02,876 MORENSKI! WHAT HAPPENED? 202 00:09:02,910 --> 00:09:04,344 WHERE'S BILL? 203 00:09:04,377 --> 00:09:06,213 WHERE'S RODRIGUEZ, AHERN? 204 00:09:06,246 --> 00:09:09,983 WILL SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT'S GOIN' ON HERE? 205 00:09:10,718 --> 00:09:12,352 [CAR DOORS OPEN, CLOSE] 206 00:09:12,385 --> 00:09:15,222 [ENGINE STARTS] 207 00:09:16,890 --> 00:09:18,826 [STRIKES MATCH] 208 00:09:18,859 --> 00:09:21,328 [TRAIN HORN HONKS] 209 00:09:21,762 --> 00:09:25,633 WHAT TOOK PLACE AT YASGUR'S FARM? 210 00:09:27,735 --> 00:09:29,202 GUYS... 211 00:09:29,236 --> 00:09:30,237 I GOTTA USE THE PHONE. 212 00:09:30,270 --> 00:09:33,173 I SWEAR TO GOD, I WON'T TELL MY CLIENTS WHERE I AM, 213 00:09:33,206 --> 00:09:34,274 BUT IT'S BEEN 2 WEEKS, 214 00:09:34,307 --> 00:09:35,609 OTHER BROKERS ARE GOING TO BE 215 00:09:35,643 --> 00:09:36,810 STEALING THEM AWAY FROM ME. 216 00:09:36,844 --> 00:09:39,346 HE'S STALLING AGAIN. CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS? 217 00:09:39,379 --> 00:09:41,849 EVERY QUESTION, IT'S THE SAME THING WITH YOU! 218 00:09:41,882 --> 00:09:44,151 GIVE ME A BREAK! I'M TIRED, OK? 219 00:09:44,184 --> 00:09:47,655 YASGUR'S FARM, ANDREW, WHAT HAPPENED? 220 00:09:47,688 --> 00:09:49,990 WE COVER THE SAME TERRITORY OVER AND OVER. 221 00:09:50,023 --> 00:09:51,725 WE'RE NOT GETTIN' ANY PLACE LIKE THIS. 222 00:09:51,759 --> 00:09:55,629 NOW, LET'S HAVE IT. WHAT HAPPENED? 223 00:09:56,797 --> 00:09:59,199 [SIGHS] A FARM, RIGHT? 224 00:09:59,232 --> 00:10:00,133 RIGHT. 225 00:10:00,167 --> 00:10:02,135 OK, UM, DOES IT, UH, 226 00:10:02,169 --> 00:10:05,205 HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH CHARLIE MANSON? 227 00:10:05,238 --> 00:10:07,941 THE CATEGORY IS ENTERTAINMENT! 228 00:10:07,975 --> 00:10:09,142 OK, GUYS, I'M NOT STALLING NOW, 229 00:10:09,176 --> 00:10:10,243 I'M QUITTING, THAT'S IT. 230 00:10:10,277 --> 00:10:12,780 I'VE GOT A BAD CASE OF THE TRIVIA D.T.s. 231 00:10:12,813 --> 00:10:14,147 YASGUR'S FARM, ANDREW. 232 00:10:14,181 --> 00:10:16,216 IT'S WHERE THEY HELD WOODSTOCK! 233 00:10:16,249 --> 00:10:18,385 OH, YEAH, YEAH. I KNEW THAT. 234 00:10:18,418 --> 00:10:20,253 WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING? 235 00:10:20,287 --> 00:10:21,088 I'M GOING OUT 236 00:10:21,121 --> 00:10:23,957 TO MAIL A BIRTHDAY CARD TO MY GRANDMA. 237 00:10:23,991 --> 00:10:25,325 IS THAT OK WITH YOU? 238 00:10:25,358 --> 00:10:27,294 DO ANY OF YOU GUYS GOT A STAMP? 239 00:10:27,327 --> 00:10:29,797 SORRY, PAL, NO WAY. WE CAN'T LET YOU OUT. 240 00:10:29,830 --> 00:10:32,800 I DON'T BELIEVE THIS! KAPADOS IS THE CRIMINAL! 241 00:10:32,833 --> 00:10:33,767 HE'S OUT ON BAIL! 242 00:10:33,801 --> 00:10:35,302 I'M STUCK HERE LIKE SOME KIND OF AXE MURDERER! 243 00:10:35,335 --> 00:10:36,369 WHERE DO YOU GUYS HAVE AHERN? 244 00:10:36,403 --> 00:10:38,739 DOES HE HAVE THE SAME KIND OF DELUXE ACCOMMODATIONS? 245 00:10:38,772 --> 00:10:40,774 YOU WANT LUXURY OR YOU WANT TO BE KEPT ALIVE? 246 00:10:40,808 --> 00:10:42,810 GIVE ME A DAY TO THINK ABOUT THAT. 247 00:10:42,843 --> 00:10:44,678 LISTEN, IT'S NOTHING PERSONAL, GUYS, 248 00:10:44,712 --> 00:10:46,246 BUT I GOTTA GET SOME FRESH AIR. 249 00:10:46,279 --> 00:10:49,683 NO, YOU'RE NOT GOING OUT, AND YOU'RE NOT MAKING ANY CALLS. 250 00:10:49,717 --> 00:10:50,684 COME ON! 251 00:10:50,718 --> 00:10:52,986 WELL, I COULD USE SOME REAL FOOD. 252 00:10:53,020 --> 00:10:54,154 YEAH. 253 00:10:54,187 --> 00:10:54,988 YEAH. 254 00:10:55,022 --> 00:10:57,190 NO. LOOK, MORRILL SPECIFICALLY SAID-- 255 00:10:57,224 --> 00:11:00,728 MORRILL'S NADS HAVE BEEN TIED TO A DESK FOR 20 YEARS. 256 00:11:00,761 --> 00:11:01,561 I KNOW THE STREET. 257 00:11:01,594 --> 00:11:04,297 THIS HOUR OF THE DAY, VERY INDISTINCT, 258 00:11:04,331 --> 00:11:05,999 I'M WITH RICHIE RICH. 259 00:11:06,033 --> 00:11:08,368 LET'S GO. 260 00:11:08,401 --> 00:11:09,770 HA HA! 261 00:11:09,803 --> 00:11:12,873 [TRAIN HORN HONKING] 262 00:11:16,443 --> 00:11:20,013 HEY, HEY, HOLD UP, HOLD UP. 263 00:11:20,047 --> 00:11:21,348 [SIGHS] 264 00:11:21,381 --> 00:11:22,916 NO CALLS, ALL RIGHT? 265 00:11:22,950 --> 00:11:25,118 THAT'S SOMETHING THAT WE CAN'T BE FLEXIBLE ON. 266 00:11:25,152 --> 00:11:26,787 THIS BOOK IS JUST MY CLIENTS, YOU KNOW? 267 00:11:26,820 --> 00:11:28,488 IT'S MY PEOPLE. IF I DON'T HAVE IT WITH ME, 268 00:11:28,521 --> 00:11:29,422 I GET TENSE, OK? 269 00:11:29,456 --> 00:11:30,157 AIN'T THAT CUTE? 270 00:11:30,190 --> 00:11:31,491 IT'S LIKE HIS LITTLE TEDDY BEAR. 271 00:11:31,524 --> 00:11:32,893 YOU GUYS HAVE NO IDEA HOW HARD IT IS 272 00:11:32,926 --> 00:11:35,162 FOR A BROKER TO LINE UP QUALITY CLIENTELE. 273 00:11:35,195 --> 00:11:37,464 Bakey and Pratt: QUALITY CLIENTELE? 274 00:11:37,497 --> 00:11:40,768 LIKE KAPADOS? 275 00:11:43,436 --> 00:11:47,374 Pratt: MORENSKI, JUST GO FOR THE PANCAKES! 276 00:11:47,407 --> 00:11:48,241 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 277 00:11:48,275 --> 00:11:51,178 OR GO FOR SOMETHIN'. WE DON'T GOT ALL DAY 278 00:11:51,211 --> 00:11:52,279 UH, THE WAFFLES. IT SAYS HERE 279 00:11:52,312 --> 00:11:53,413 THAT THEY'RE GOLDEN BROWN. 280 00:11:53,446 --> 00:11:57,184 IS THAT REALLY TRUE? 281 00:11:57,417 --> 00:11:58,285 UH, OK, I'LL HAVE 282 00:11:58,318 --> 00:12:00,153 THE NUMBER 5 WAFFLE BREAKFAST 283 00:12:00,187 --> 00:12:01,421 WITH THE BACON EXTRA WELL DONE. 284 00:12:01,454 --> 00:12:03,256 HOW ABOUT A NICE GLASS OF MILK? 285 00:12:03,290 --> 00:12:05,325 THAT THEY CAN MAKE GOLDEN BROWN. 286 00:12:05,358 --> 00:12:07,260 NO, ACTUALLY, I'D LIKE A SCOTCH, PLEASE. 287 00:12:07,294 --> 00:12:09,229 DEWAR'S, STRAIGHT UP, PLEASE, THANK YOU. 288 00:12:09,262 --> 00:12:11,431 BABY DOLL, IT'S 6:00 IN THE MORNING. 289 00:12:11,464 --> 00:12:14,367 OH, THEN MAKE IT A DOUBLE, PLEASE. 290 00:12:14,401 --> 00:12:16,837 LET'S SEE SOME I.D. 291 00:12:16,870 --> 00:12:19,372 I DON'T BELIEVE THIS. 292 00:12:19,406 --> 00:12:22,109 LET ME SHOW YOU MINE, HUH? 293 00:12:23,376 --> 00:12:24,544 FIGURES. 294 00:12:24,577 --> 00:12:26,513 YOU DON'T IDENTIFY YOURSELF, 295 00:12:26,546 --> 00:12:29,349 NOT TO ANYBODY, NOT ANYWHERE, PERIOD. 296 00:12:29,382 --> 00:12:31,384 I DON'T KNOW IF YOU'RE AWARE OF THIS, 297 00:12:31,418 --> 00:12:32,319 BUT ONCE YOU TESTIFY, 298 00:12:32,352 --> 00:12:33,186 THEY'RE PROBABLY GOING TO GET YOU RELOCATED. 299 00:12:33,220 --> 00:12:35,288 IT'S UNCLE SAM'S WAY OF KEEPING YOU ALIVE 300 00:12:35,322 --> 00:12:36,156 AFTER YOU SPILL THE BEANS. 301 00:12:36,189 --> 00:12:38,158 YOU GET A NEW NAME, YOU GET A NEW TOWN, 302 00:12:38,191 --> 00:12:39,226 YOU GET A NEW EVERYTHING. 303 00:12:39,259 --> 00:12:43,130 YEAH, A LOT OF GUYS END UP LIVING IN NATIONAL PARKS. 304 00:12:43,163 --> 00:12:45,365 THEY BECOME FOREST RANGERS. 305 00:12:45,398 --> 00:12:47,334 TRUST ME, YOU'LL LOVE IT. 306 00:12:47,367 --> 00:12:49,369 BAKEY, BAKEY, I ALREADY GOT A NAME, OK? 307 00:12:49,402 --> 00:12:51,538 I GOT A JOB, A MASERATI, 308 00:12:51,571 --> 00:12:53,974 GOT A 2-BEDROOM APARTMENT IN CAMBRIDGE. 309 00:12:54,007 --> 00:12:55,475 COME ON, I'M LOCATED. 310 00:12:55,508 --> 00:12:57,544 THAT'S IT. END OF DISCUSSION. 311 00:12:57,577 --> 00:13:00,480 HEY, THEY'RE REALLY INTO PLASTIC SURGERY. 312 00:13:00,513 --> 00:13:01,849 [LAUGHS] 313 00:13:01,882 --> 00:13:03,083 I'M GETTING HIP TO YOU, BAKEY. 314 00:13:03,116 --> 00:13:04,985 I CAN TELL WHEN YOU'RE BULLSHITTING. 315 00:13:05,018 --> 00:13:05,886 HEH! 316 00:13:05,919 --> 00:13:07,254 YEAH-YEAH, RIGHT, I'M GONNA LET THE F.B.I. 317 00:13:07,287 --> 00:13:09,322 RELOCATE MY NOOSE. YOU GOTTA BE NUTS. 318 00:13:09,356 --> 00:13:11,491 I GOTTA TAKE A WICKED DUMP. 319 00:13:13,393 --> 00:13:15,996 THERE'S THE INDIVIDUAL. 320 00:13:16,029 --> 00:13:18,131 CLASSY JOINT. 321 00:13:18,165 --> 00:13:20,033 OH, I ALMOST FORGOT. I FOUND YOU A STAMP. 322 00:13:20,067 --> 00:13:22,335 OH, THANKS. MM-HMM. 323 00:13:23,003 --> 00:13:23,837 THE WAY I FIGURE IT, 324 00:13:23,871 --> 00:13:25,338 AT LEAST YOU DON'T HAVE A WIFE AND KIDS. 325 00:13:25,372 --> 00:13:28,408 THAT'S WHEN IT GETS REALLY TOUGH. 326 00:13:29,542 --> 00:13:31,211 NO. 327 00:13:31,244 --> 00:13:34,047 NO CALLS. 328 00:13:35,582 --> 00:13:37,985 IF I WASN'T ON DUTY, I'D-- 329 00:13:38,018 --> 00:13:39,452 PRATT? PRATT! 330 00:13:39,486 --> 00:13:41,254 [GUNSHOT] 331 00:13:41,288 --> 00:13:44,524 [ALL SCREAMING] 332 00:13:44,557 --> 00:13:46,559 SON OF A BITCH! 333 00:13:46,593 --> 00:13:48,428 JESUS! 334 00:13:50,430 --> 00:13:52,499 [ALL SCREAMING] 335 00:13:53,533 --> 00:13:56,503 [TIRES SQUEALING] 336 00:14:09,616 --> 00:14:12,419 [YELLING] 337 00:14:19,259 --> 00:14:21,261 GET OUT OF THE WAY! 338 00:14:21,294 --> 00:14:22,595 HEY! 339 00:14:39,612 --> 00:14:42,482 [TIRES SQUEALING] 340 00:14:44,651 --> 00:14:47,454 [MEN SHOUTING] 341 00:14:49,122 --> 00:14:51,491 [HONKS HORN] 342 00:14:52,459 --> 00:14:55,395 [MAN TALKING ON P.A.] 343 00:15:17,017 --> 00:15:19,319 HEY! HEY! 344 00:15:19,352 --> 00:15:21,288 UGH! OH! 345 00:15:25,125 --> 00:15:27,527 [ALL YELLING] 346 00:15:34,401 --> 00:15:37,437 [TRAIN HORN HONKING] 347 00:15:56,356 --> 00:15:58,691 [PANTING] 348 00:16:10,570 --> 00:16:12,172 DARK HAIR, KIND OF TALL. 349 00:16:12,205 --> 00:16:13,540 OH, YEAH, AND HE HAD THIS HAIR-DO, 350 00:16:13,573 --> 00:16:16,176 SOME KIND OF DRACULA HAIR-DO. 351 00:16:16,209 --> 00:16:19,079 WE PUT OUR BEST MANPOWER INTO FINDING MORENSKI. 352 00:16:19,112 --> 00:16:20,547 IS YOUR BEST ANYTHING LIKE BAKEY? 353 00:16:20,580 --> 00:16:22,515 PATHETIC. HE'S AN EMBARRASSMENT. 354 00:16:22,549 --> 00:16:24,584 HE'S A SOLID AGENT, FOR CHRIST SAKE. 355 00:16:24,617 --> 00:16:26,086 25 YEARS EXPERIENCE WITH THE BUREAU. 356 00:16:26,119 --> 00:16:28,288 DOESN'T SHOW. NOW I'M SHORT 2 WITNESSES. 357 00:16:28,321 --> 00:16:30,657 WELL, AT LEAST MORENSKI GOT OUT OUT ALIVE. 358 00:16:30,690 --> 00:16:32,259 YOU HOPE. 359 00:16:32,292 --> 00:16:34,194 PLEASE DON'T LET HIM TAKE ME OFF THE CASE. 360 00:16:34,227 --> 00:16:36,229 I'M TO BLAME, I KNOW I'M RESPONSIBLE-- 361 00:16:36,263 --> 00:16:39,432 BAKEY, FOR CHRIST SAKE, I BOUGHT YOU SOME TIME. 362 00:16:39,466 --> 00:16:40,600 BUT YOU CAN'T BLAME THAT GUY. 363 00:16:40,633 --> 00:16:42,702 HIS WHOLE CASE IS GOING DOWN THE DRAIN. 364 00:16:42,735 --> 00:16:43,770 KAPADOS WILL WALK. 365 00:16:43,803 --> 00:16:45,572 THAT SON OF A BITCH OF A BASTARD KILLED MY PARTNER! 366 00:16:45,605 --> 00:16:47,207 YOU JUST FIND ME MORENSKI. 367 00:16:47,240 --> 00:16:48,608 IF HE'S HIDING, SMOKE HIM OUT, 368 00:16:48,641 --> 00:16:50,477 IF HE'S DEAD, BRING HIM BACK TO LIFE. 369 00:16:50,510 --> 00:16:51,678 BUT FIND THE MAN. 370 00:16:51,711 --> 00:16:52,679 I WILL DO EVERYTHING-- 371 00:16:52,712 --> 00:16:55,082 I DON'T WANNA HEAR NOTHIN'. 372 00:16:55,115 --> 00:16:57,584 [TRUCK HORN HONKS] 373 00:16:57,617 --> 00:17:00,453 [BRAKES SQUEAL] 374 00:17:10,130 --> 00:17:11,231 THANKS A MILLION. 375 00:17:11,264 --> 00:17:13,366 Truck driver: ANY TIME. 376 00:17:15,202 --> 00:17:17,670 [TRUCK HORN HONKS] 377 00:17:20,440 --> 00:17:24,077 AND IF THERE'S SOME REASON THAT YOU LEFT THE TRASH CAN-- 378 00:17:24,111 --> 00:17:26,413 [TELEPHONE RINGS] 379 00:17:26,446 --> 00:17:27,647 I'LL GET IT. 380 00:17:27,680 --> 00:17:29,316 [RINGS] 381 00:17:29,349 --> 00:17:30,350 CAN I HELP YOU? 382 00:17:30,383 --> 00:17:31,618 Andrew: WHO'S THIS? 383 00:17:31,651 --> 00:17:32,585 WHO'S THIS? 384 00:17:32,619 --> 00:17:34,287 YOUR COUSIN ANDREW. 385 00:17:34,321 --> 00:17:36,689 PATRICK, IS THAT YOU? 386 00:17:36,723 --> 00:17:37,624 YO, CUZ! 387 00:17:37,657 --> 00:17:38,391 HEY, KID, WHAT A RELIEF. 388 00:17:38,425 --> 00:17:40,260 I THOUGHT I HAD THE WRONG NUMBER. 389 00:17:40,293 --> 00:17:40,793 PATRICK-- 390 00:17:40,827 --> 00:17:41,828 WELL, HOW YOU DOIN'? 391 00:17:41,861 --> 00:17:43,163 UH, WELL, I'M ALIVE. 392 00:17:43,196 --> 00:17:44,797 I HEARD YOU WERE IN SOME KIND OF JAM, 393 00:17:44,831 --> 00:17:46,433 SOMETHIN' WITH THE F.B.I. 394 00:17:46,466 --> 00:17:48,801 UH, PATRICK, AUNT LUCY, IS SHE AROUND? 395 00:17:48,835 --> 00:17:50,403 OH, YEAH. HEY, GUESS WHAT? 396 00:17:50,437 --> 00:17:51,738 I REALLY DON'T HAVE THE TIME. 397 00:17:51,771 --> 00:17:54,241 I'M DAYS AWAY FROM MY LEARNER'S PERMIT. 398 00:17:54,274 --> 00:17:55,007 AS A MATTER OF FACT, 399 00:17:55,041 --> 00:17:56,376 WE WERE JUST GOING OUT TO PRACTICE. 400 00:17:56,409 --> 00:17:57,877 WOW, THAT'S-THAT'S TERRIFIC. 401 00:17:57,910 --> 00:17:59,779 CAN I SPEAK TO YOUR MOM, PLEASE? 402 00:17:59,812 --> 00:18:01,248 HEY, WHERE ARE YOU CALLING FROM? 403 00:18:01,281 --> 00:18:03,816 UH, WELL...BEATS THE SHIT OUT OF ME. 404 00:18:03,850 --> 00:18:05,785 IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE CALLING 405 00:18:05,818 --> 00:18:06,819 FROM THE MASERATI, HUH? 406 00:18:06,853 --> 00:18:09,589 CAN YOU PLEASE PUT YOUR MOM ON THE PHONE, PATRICK? 407 00:18:09,622 --> 00:18:11,358 HEY, MAYBE YOU'LL LET ME DRIVE IT SOMETIME? 408 00:18:11,391 --> 00:18:12,659 I'VE BEEN PRACTICING DAY AND NIGHT. 409 00:18:12,692 --> 00:18:13,893 LEFT TURNS SUCK, BUT OTHER THAN THAT-- 410 00:18:13,926 --> 00:18:16,696 PATRICK! PUT YOUR MOTHER ON THE FRIGGIN' PHONE! 411 00:18:16,729 --> 00:18:18,731 WHOA, ARE WE A LITTLE TENSE? 412 00:18:18,765 --> 00:18:20,367 YES! 413 00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:21,801 UH, NURSE, IT'S THE STOOL PIGEON. 414 00:18:21,834 --> 00:18:23,370 HEY, I'LL GO PULL THE CAR OUT. 415 00:18:23,403 --> 00:18:27,740 ANDREW, THAT PICTURE OF YOU IN THE PAPER WAS AWFUL! 416 00:18:27,774 --> 00:18:30,377 [DOG BARKING] 417 00:18:34,514 --> 00:18:36,183 [STARTS ENGINE] 418 00:18:36,216 --> 00:18:39,152 [ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO] 419 00:18:47,327 --> 00:18:50,497 OH, MY GOD! 420 00:18:59,806 --> 00:19:01,808 PATRICK, MY GOD! 421 00:19:01,841 --> 00:19:05,212 I'LL CLEAN IT UP LATER, MOM. 422 00:19:08,415 --> 00:19:09,849 ANDREW-- [TURNS MUSIC DOWN] 423 00:19:09,882 --> 00:19:12,452 YOUR COUSIN ANDREW'S COMING TO STAY WITH US 424 00:19:12,485 --> 00:19:13,753 FOR A LITTLE WHILE. 425 00:19:13,786 --> 00:19:14,454 REALLY? 426 00:19:14,487 --> 00:19:15,855 YEAH, HE'S MEETING ME TOMORROW 427 00:19:15,888 --> 00:19:16,656 IN THE SCHOOL OFFICE. 428 00:19:16,689 --> 00:19:18,625 NOW, THAT'S JUST BETWEEN YOU AND ME. 429 00:19:18,658 --> 00:19:20,493 NOT A PEEP, WARDEN. 430 00:19:20,527 --> 00:19:22,562 OK. BE CAREFUL. 431 00:19:22,595 --> 00:19:25,432 [TIRES SQUEALING] 432 00:19:25,465 --> 00:19:26,866 WHOA! 433 00:19:26,899 --> 00:19:28,401 PATRICK! 434 00:19:28,435 --> 00:19:30,870 [CLUTCH GRINDING] 435 00:19:30,903 --> 00:19:33,540 [STARTS ENGINE] 436 00:19:38,010 --> 00:19:41,414 UH, NOSEBLEED. 437 00:19:41,448 --> 00:19:44,217 MAJOR NOSEBLEED. 438 00:19:53,826 --> 00:19:56,729 [TRUCK HORN HONKING] 439 00:20:13,813 --> 00:20:15,848 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 440 00:20:15,882 --> 00:20:17,850 [WATER RUNNING] 441 00:20:17,884 --> 00:20:20,720 [TOILET FLUSHES] 442 00:20:21,588 --> 00:20:22,755 Man on radio: ALL RIGHT, 443 00:20:22,789 --> 00:20:25,592 AND NOW BACK TO MORE EASY LISTENING. 444 00:20:25,625 --> 00:20:28,428 NEW JERSEY'S MELLOWEST SPOT ON THE DIAL, 445 00:20:28,461 --> 00:20:29,629 WMLOW. 446 00:20:29,662 --> 00:20:31,564 WHERE METAL NEVER GETS HEAVY, 447 00:20:31,598 --> 00:20:35,302 AND THE ROCK NEVER GETS HARD. 448 00:20:42,975 --> 00:20:45,612 [CAR HORN HONKS] 449 00:20:54,521 --> 00:20:55,722 YO, MISTER, MISTER, 450 00:20:55,755 --> 00:20:58,057 UH, MAY I HAVE A CIGARETTE, PLEASE? 451 00:20:58,090 --> 00:21:00,293 OH, UH, YEAH, SURE. 452 00:21:00,327 --> 00:21:01,694 WHAT-- 453 00:21:01,728 --> 00:21:02,962 THAT'S A, UH, 454 00:21:02,995 --> 00:21:04,497 THAT'S A REAL NICE COAT YOU GOT THERE. 455 00:21:04,531 --> 00:21:05,932 YOU WOULDN'T WANT TO TRADE IT 456 00:21:05,965 --> 00:21:06,999 FOR THIS ONE, WOULD YOU? 457 00:21:07,033 --> 00:21:09,836 NO, I DON'T WANT THAT COAT. I JUST WANT A CIGARETTE. 458 00:21:09,869 --> 00:21:10,970 ARE YOU CRAZY? 459 00:21:11,003 --> 00:21:12,839 THIS IS A $500 ITALIAN-MADE COAT. 460 00:21:12,872 --> 00:21:14,040 I BOUGHT THIS IN MILAN. 461 00:21:14,073 --> 00:21:15,508 YOU PAID 5 Cs FOR THAT, 462 00:21:15,542 --> 00:21:17,910 AND YOU'RE ASKING ME IF I'M CRAZY? 463 00:21:17,944 --> 00:21:19,812 OK, I'LL GIVE YOU THE COAT-- 464 00:21:19,846 --> 00:21:21,013 NO! THE SHIRT-- 465 00:21:21,047 --> 00:21:21,848 NO! 466 00:21:21,881 --> 00:21:23,416 AND A PACK OF CIGARETTES. 467 00:21:23,450 --> 00:21:25,852 NO--IT'S A DEAL. 468 00:21:36,696 --> 00:21:38,931 HEY, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. 469 00:21:38,965 --> 00:21:40,900 FOR MY GRANDMOTHER. 470 00:21:40,933 --> 00:21:43,002 THANKS A LOT. ENJOY IT. 471 00:21:43,035 --> 00:21:45,638 HAVE A PLEASANT DAY. 472 00:21:47,974 --> 00:21:48,808 HEY-HEY! 473 00:21:48,841 --> 00:21:52,479 HEY, GUYS, LOOK WHAT I GOT! CIGARETTES! 474 00:21:54,447 --> 00:21:56,983 [THUNDER] 475 00:22:02,555 --> 00:22:04,991 [MUSIC PLAYING] 476 00:22:16,035 --> 00:22:18,905 UM, EXCUSE ME, CAN I, UH, 477 00:22:18,938 --> 00:22:21,874 POSSIBLY GET A CIGARETTE FROM YOU? 478 00:22:21,908 --> 00:22:23,910 OH, THANK YOU. 479 00:22:23,943 --> 00:22:24,944 GOT A LIGHT? 480 00:22:24,977 --> 00:22:26,479 [SCHOOL BELL RINGS] 481 00:22:26,513 --> 00:22:29,015 ANYBODY GOT A LIGHT? 482 00:22:33,085 --> 00:22:35,788 [SIGHS] 483 00:22:37,056 --> 00:22:38,925 Man on P.A.: A REMINDER FROM MRS. BILLINGS, 484 00:22:38,958 --> 00:22:41,461 THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO SMOKING 485 00:22:41,494 --> 00:22:43,963 ON SCHOOL GROUNDS. 486 00:22:43,996 --> 00:22:46,899 THIS INCLUDES ALL FACULTY-- 487 00:22:46,933 --> 00:22:49,636 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 488 00:22:50,837 --> 00:22:51,504 EXCUSE ME-- 489 00:22:51,538 --> 00:22:54,507 TAKE A SEAT. IT'LL BE A MINUTE. 490 00:22:55,742 --> 00:22:57,009 2 HEAD HUMBUCKERS! 491 00:22:57,043 --> 00:22:59,045 5 POSITION ROTARY SWITCH. 492 00:22:59,078 --> 00:23:02,749 24 FRETS, NICKEL BOARD BRIDGE IN BLACK. 493 00:23:02,782 --> 00:23:04,584 HEY, THAT'S PRETTY SERIOUS. 494 00:23:04,617 --> 00:23:06,953 YOU THREE, SIT UP! 495 00:23:08,154 --> 00:23:09,489 COME ON INSIDE. 496 00:23:09,522 --> 00:23:13,092 IT'S OK, I DIDN'T CALL YOUR PARENTS...YET. 497 00:23:13,125 --> 00:23:15,828 UH, NO, I THINK YOU'RE MAKING A REAL MISTAKE. 498 00:23:15,862 --> 00:23:16,996 OH, AND TAKING A BLOWTORCH 499 00:23:17,029 --> 00:23:19,031 TO THE COUCH IN THE TEACHER'S LOUNGE? 500 00:23:19,065 --> 00:23:21,067 WAS THAT ALSO, PERHAPS, A REAL MISTAKE? 501 00:23:21,100 --> 00:23:22,101 BUT, I-- 502 00:23:22,134 --> 00:23:25,037 HEY, MAN, YOU DID IT, AND NOW YOU'RE WHAT, SORRY, 503 00:23:25,071 --> 00:23:26,606 MAYBE DEPRESSED A LITTLE? 504 00:23:26,639 --> 00:23:28,508 HEY, I AM NOT THE ENEMY. 505 00:23:28,541 --> 00:23:31,177 SO WHY DON'T YOU JUST COME ON IN, UH, SHAWN? 506 00:23:31,210 --> 00:23:33,613 GO AHEAD AND CALL IN MY PARENTS! 507 00:23:33,646 --> 00:23:35,748 I DIDN'T DO SHIT! 508 00:23:35,782 --> 00:23:37,617 COME ON IN, SHAWN. 509 00:23:37,650 --> 00:23:39,018 GO AHEAD AND CALL THEM, MAN! 510 00:23:39,051 --> 00:23:41,120 I DIDN'T DO SHIT! 511 00:23:41,153 --> 00:23:42,789 Man on P.A.: ATTENTION, STUDENTS, 512 00:23:42,822 --> 00:23:44,524 ALL STUDENTS. 513 00:23:44,557 --> 00:23:48,060 THE SECOND BELL IS NOT A WARNING BELL. 514 00:23:48,094 --> 00:23:49,629 IT IS A LATE BELL. 515 00:23:49,662 --> 00:23:50,797 YOUNG MAN? 516 00:23:50,830 --> 00:23:52,732 ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO BE IN THIS OFFICE? 517 00:23:52,765 --> 00:23:54,701 LET ME SEE YOUR PASS. 518 00:23:54,734 --> 00:23:56,469 I DON'T, UM, 519 00:23:56,503 --> 00:23:58,838 I DON'T HAVE ONE. 520 00:23:58,871 --> 00:23:59,972 I'M NEW HERE. 521 00:24:00,006 --> 00:24:03,042 HAVE YOU BEEN TO THE REGISTRAR'S OFFICE? 522 00:24:03,075 --> 00:24:03,643 NO. 523 00:24:03,676 --> 00:24:06,212 OH, HERE. HERE'S THE PASS. 524 00:24:06,245 --> 00:24:08,648 GO DOWN TO THE END OF THE HALL, TAKE A LEFT, 525 00:24:08,681 --> 00:24:10,783 THEN UP THE STAIRS AND TURN LEFT. 526 00:24:10,817 --> 00:24:11,951 THANK YOU. 527 00:24:11,984 --> 00:24:14,554 Man on P.A.: WARNING--GET TO CLASS! 528 00:24:14,587 --> 00:24:18,791 THE SECOND ONE SAYS YOU'RE LATE. 529 00:24:18,825 --> 00:24:21,127 IF YOU DON'T HEAR THE SECOND BELL, 530 00:24:21,160 --> 00:24:22,562 SEE THE NURSE RIGHT AWAY 531 00:24:22,595 --> 00:24:25,231 ABOUT HAVING THE WAX TAKEN OUT OF YOUR EARS. 532 00:24:25,264 --> 00:24:27,967 EDNA, MY NEPHEW, HE'S SUPPOSED TO MEET ME HERE. 533 00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:29,536 I'M RUNNING A LITTLE LATE. 534 00:24:29,569 --> 00:24:32,071 FIRST NAME FIRST, LAST NAME LAST. 535 00:24:32,104 --> 00:24:35,141 ANDREW... [COUGHING] 536 00:24:36,108 --> 00:24:38,277 ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 537 00:24:38,310 --> 00:24:39,779 YEAH. MY NAME. 538 00:24:39,812 --> 00:24:42,515 OH, YOU WANT-- YOU WANT MY NAME. 539 00:24:42,549 --> 00:24:44,283 MAXWELL. 540 00:24:44,316 --> 00:24:46,886 MAXWELL WHAT? 541 00:24:46,919 --> 00:24:49,989 HAUS...ER. 542 00:24:50,022 --> 00:24:51,824 HAUSER. 543 00:24:51,858 --> 00:24:53,159 H-A-U-S-E-R. 544 00:24:53,192 --> 00:24:55,027 LAST SCHOOL ATTENDED? 545 00:24:55,061 --> 00:24:57,163 CORNELL. HIGH SCHOOL! 546 00:24:57,196 --> 00:24:59,231 IN, UH, TEXAS. 547 00:24:59,265 --> 00:25:01,934 IT'S A SMALL TOWN IN TEXAS. 548 00:25:01,968 --> 00:25:05,171 UH, MY, UH, RECORDS COULD TAKE WEEKS. 549 00:25:05,204 --> 00:25:07,106 EVERYTHING TAKES WEEKS. 550 00:25:07,139 --> 00:25:09,175 ALL RIGHT. HERE IS THE SPECTRUM 551 00:25:09,208 --> 00:25:14,246 OF HUMAN SEXUALITY. 552 00:25:18,785 --> 00:25:20,219 OH, HI. 553 00:25:20,252 --> 00:25:22,188 HELLO. 554 00:25:23,222 --> 00:25:26,158 MAXWELL--AM I PRONOUNCING THIS CORRECTLY--HAUSER? 555 00:25:26,192 --> 00:25:27,093 YEAH. ALL RIGHT. 556 00:25:27,126 --> 00:25:28,327 THERE'S A SEAT FOR YOU. 557 00:25:28,360 --> 00:25:30,062 YOU JUST MAKE YOURSELF AT SCHOOL. 558 00:25:30,096 --> 00:25:32,198 AND WHO WOULD LIKE TO TELL MAXWELL 559 00:25:32,231 --> 00:25:33,600 WHAT WE'VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT, MIKE? 560 00:25:33,633 --> 00:25:34,701 ALTERNATIVE LIFESTYLES. 561 00:25:34,734 --> 00:25:37,136 AND SPECIFICALLY, THE AREA OF-- 562 00:25:37,169 --> 00:25:38,838 HOMOSEXUALITY. 563 00:25:38,871 --> 00:25:40,106 NO. [LAUGHTER] 564 00:25:40,139 --> 00:25:42,775 NO, SEXUAL PREFERENCE. 565 00:25:42,809 --> 00:25:43,542 MAYBE THIS IS AN AREA 566 00:25:43,576 --> 00:25:45,077 YOU'VE TOUCHED ON PREVIOUSLY, MAX? 567 00:25:45,111 --> 00:25:47,914 OH, WELL, I'VE TOUCHED ON IT, 568 00:25:47,947 --> 00:25:50,149 BUT A REFRESHER NEVER HURT. 569 00:25:50,182 --> 00:25:51,618 [LAUGHTER] 570 00:25:51,651 --> 00:25:55,922 ALL RIGHT, AT ONE END WE HAVE HETEROSEXUALITY-- 571 00:25:55,955 --> 00:25:58,224 [WRITING ON CHALKBOARD] 572 00:25:58,257 --> 00:26:00,126 AND, AT THE OTHER END, 573 00:26:00,159 --> 00:26:04,330 HOMOSEXUALITY. 574 00:26:05,297 --> 00:26:07,800 I KNOW THIS IS NOT A SUBJECT THAT WE FEEL FREE 575 00:26:07,834 --> 00:26:10,236 TO DISCUSS EASILY AND OPENLY, 576 00:26:10,269 --> 00:26:11,170 BUT... PATRICK! 577 00:26:11,203 --> 00:26:13,673 I HAVE TO REMIND YOU THAT IF WE DON'T SHARE, 578 00:26:13,706 --> 00:26:15,007 IF WE DON'T COMMUNICATE, 579 00:26:15,041 --> 00:26:19,211 THEN WE CAN'T BEGIN TO UNDERSTAND WHO WE ARE. 580 00:26:19,245 --> 00:26:20,680 AT ONE TIME OR ANOTHER, 581 00:26:20,713 --> 00:26:23,716 WHETHER YOU CHOOSE TO ACKNOWLEDGE IT OR NOT, 582 00:26:23,750 --> 00:26:24,884 EVERY ONE OF US, 583 00:26:24,917 --> 00:26:27,319 EVERY ONE OF US, 584 00:26:27,353 --> 00:26:29,288 HAS EXPERIENCED FEELINGS AT ALL POINTS 585 00:26:29,321 --> 00:26:34,226 ALONG THIS SPECTRUM INCLUDING HOMOSEXUALITY. 586 00:26:34,260 --> 00:26:35,194 PATRICK! 587 00:26:35,227 --> 00:26:36,629 I DON'T EXPECT ANYONE TO STAND UP IN THIS ROOM 588 00:26:36,663 --> 00:26:38,665 AND PROCLAIM THEIR GAYNESS-- 589 00:26:38,698 --> 00:26:40,232 [LAUGHTER] PATRICK! 590 00:26:40,266 --> 00:26:42,234 MAX... 591 00:26:42,268 --> 00:26:45,337 THAT IS REALLY COURAGEOUS OF YOU. 592 00:26:45,371 --> 00:26:47,039 [LAUGHTER] 593 00:26:47,073 --> 00:26:49,041 [SCHOOL BELL RINGS] 594 00:26:49,075 --> 00:26:51,177 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 595 00:26:51,210 --> 00:26:52,645 [SIGHS] 596 00:26:52,679 --> 00:26:54,280 KEVIN... 597 00:26:54,313 --> 00:26:56,348 OH, NO! 598 00:26:57,283 --> 00:26:59,752 WAIT UP! 599 00:27:01,120 --> 00:27:02,989 Man on P.A.: ATTENTION, SOPHOMORES. 600 00:27:03,022 --> 00:27:06,358 SOFTBALL TRYOUTS TAKE PLACE NEXT FRIDAY 601 00:27:06,392 --> 00:27:08,294 IN THE BAND PRACTICE ROOM. 602 00:27:08,327 --> 00:27:11,430 NO BAND PRACTICE NEXT FRIDAY. 603 00:27:11,463 --> 00:27:14,934 THE CHESS CLUB WILL BE HOLDING-- 604 00:27:14,967 --> 00:27:17,136 RAPE! RAPE! 605 00:27:17,937 --> 00:27:18,871 [GRUNTING] 606 00:27:18,905 --> 00:27:22,174 AH! GET BACK, DON'T MAKE ME HAVE TO HURT YOU. 607 00:27:22,208 --> 00:27:23,309 [SCOFFS] 608 00:27:23,342 --> 00:27:26,813 WELL, LOOK, BUB, HERE'S THE SPECTRUM, OK? 609 00:27:26,846 --> 00:27:28,681 ON THIS SIDE, WE GOT HOMO-- 610 00:27:28,715 --> 00:27:29,515 MM-HMM. 611 00:27:29,548 --> 00:27:31,417 AND OVER HERE'S HETERO, AND HERE'S ME, 612 00:27:31,450 --> 00:27:33,219 WAY THE FUCK OVER HERE. 613 00:27:33,252 --> 00:27:34,787 NOW WHAT OTHER PEOPLE DO, 614 00:27:34,821 --> 00:27:36,956 DIFFERENT LIFESTYLES AND STUFF LIKE THAT, 615 00:27:36,989 --> 00:27:38,725 THAT'S ALL FINE AND DANDY WITH ME-- 616 00:27:38,758 --> 00:27:41,393 BUT, PATRICK! I LOVE YOU. 617 00:27:41,427 --> 00:27:42,261 OH, GOD. 618 00:27:42,294 --> 00:27:45,732 LIKE A COUSIN. COUSIN? 619 00:27:47,066 --> 00:27:50,737 ANDREW! OH, ANDREW! OH, THANK GOD! 620 00:27:50,770 --> 00:27:52,839 MAX, IT'S MAX. 621 00:27:52,872 --> 00:27:54,373 MAX? 622 00:27:54,406 --> 00:27:55,041 AH, JEEZ. 623 00:27:55,074 --> 00:27:57,810 WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR HEAD? 624 00:27:57,844 --> 00:28:00,146 LONG STORY. 625 00:28:00,913 --> 00:28:03,449 JESUS CHRIST, THIS IS NOT HOW I REMEMBER 626 00:28:03,482 --> 00:28:04,951 HIGH SCHOOL GIRLS LOOKING. 627 00:28:04,984 --> 00:28:07,019 HALF THESE GIRLS LOOK LIKE THEY'RE 35 628 00:28:07,053 --> 00:28:07,954 AND JUST GOT DIVORCED. 629 00:28:07,987 --> 00:28:11,157 YEAH. HEY, YO, PENNY, MY MAN, HOW YOU DOIN'? 630 00:28:11,190 --> 00:28:12,759 HEY, WHAT'S UP? 631 00:28:12,792 --> 00:28:14,160 THAT GUY'S A FRIEND OF MINE. 632 00:28:14,193 --> 00:28:17,696 WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU-- DON'T BREATHE! 633 00:28:19,031 --> 00:28:20,900 UH, NICE DAY. 634 00:28:20,933 --> 00:28:23,836 COCK-SUCKING FASCIST AYATOLLAH. 635 00:28:23,870 --> 00:28:25,071 [GULPS] 636 00:28:25,104 --> 00:28:26,305 MR. MORENSKI, MAY I ASK 637 00:28:26,338 --> 00:28:28,140 WHAT'S UNDER YOUR FOOT? 638 00:28:28,174 --> 00:28:30,076 UH, LINOLEUM? 639 00:28:30,109 --> 00:28:31,377 [COUGHS] 640 00:28:31,410 --> 00:28:32,411 SORRY. 641 00:28:32,444 --> 00:28:34,113 UH, I WAS SMOKING, 642 00:28:34,146 --> 00:28:36,348 AND, UH, IT'S MY FIRST DAY. 643 00:28:36,382 --> 00:28:39,185 NO SMOKING ON THE SCHOOL GROUNDS! 644 00:28:39,218 --> 00:28:40,452 UNDERSTAND? 645 00:28:40,486 --> 00:28:42,254 YEAH. YEAH. 646 00:28:42,288 --> 00:28:43,089 SORRY. 647 00:28:43,122 --> 00:28:48,094 SORRY DOESN'T CUT IT HERE. UNDERSTOOD? 648 00:28:50,562 --> 00:28:53,365 OOOH! 649 00:28:54,934 --> 00:28:57,269 ALL RIGHT, MAX, LET'S GET SOMETHING STRAIGHT. 650 00:28:57,303 --> 00:28:59,138 YOU LEFT THE OUTSIDE WORLD, 651 00:28:59,171 --> 00:29:00,372 YOU GOTTA ORIENT YOUR THINKING. 652 00:29:00,406 --> 00:29:02,441 YOU GOTTA THINK REPRESSION, THINK LIMITS, 653 00:29:02,474 --> 00:29:04,276 THINK HUMILIATION AND DESPAIR. 654 00:29:04,310 --> 00:29:07,446 YOU'RE IN HIGH SCHOOL, FOR CHRIST'S SAKES. 655 00:29:09,481 --> 00:29:11,383 PATRICK? 656 00:29:11,417 --> 00:29:12,351 PATRICK, WAIT UP. PATRICK! 657 00:29:12,384 --> 00:29:14,453 THE ACID TEST. YOU'LL NEVER GET AWAY WITH IT! 658 00:29:14,486 --> 00:29:15,554 YOU WANT TO MAKE A BET? 659 00:29:15,587 --> 00:29:16,222 HOW MUCH? 660 00:29:16,255 --> 00:29:17,123 IF SHE DOESN'T RECOGNIZE ME, 661 00:29:17,156 --> 00:29:19,325 YOU DO MY HOMEWORK THE WHOLE TIME I'M HERE. 662 00:29:19,358 --> 00:29:19,959 IF SHE DOES? 663 00:29:19,992 --> 00:29:21,093 YOU STILL DO MY HOMEWORK, 664 00:29:21,127 --> 00:29:22,194 ONLY I PAY YOU 100 BUCKS. 665 00:29:22,228 --> 00:29:24,330 NO, I'LL DO YOUR HOMEWORK, $100 IF I LOSE, 2 IF I WIN. 666 00:29:24,363 --> 00:29:25,231 OH, COME ON! 667 00:29:25,264 --> 00:29:26,432 YOU KNOW I'M TRYING TO SAVE UP FOR A CAR. 668 00:29:26,465 --> 00:29:27,867 OK. EASY MONEY. 669 00:29:27,900 --> 00:29:29,268 HI, MOM. MOM, I WANT YOU TO MEET MAX. 670 00:29:29,301 --> 00:29:30,269 HE JUST STARTED HERE. 671 00:29:30,302 --> 00:29:32,304 HONEY, I WANT TO GET HOME AND CHECK THE MACHINE. 672 00:29:32,338 --> 00:29:34,240 I'M CONCERNED ABOUT YOUR COUSIN. 673 00:29:34,273 --> 00:29:35,007 HE NEVER SHOWED UP. 674 00:29:35,041 --> 00:29:37,243 NO? YOU'RE KIDDING. ARE YOU SURE? 675 00:29:37,276 --> 00:29:37,977 PATRICK, COME HERE. 676 00:29:38,010 --> 00:29:39,846 HE WAS IN ALL THE PAPERS TODAY. 677 00:29:39,879 --> 00:29:41,013 SOMEBODY'S TRYING TO KILL HIM. 678 00:29:41,047 --> 00:29:43,382 I JUST HOPE GRANDMA'S NOT FREAKING OUT. 679 00:29:43,415 --> 00:29:44,884 YOU KNOW HOW SHE IS ABOUT ANDREW. 680 00:29:44,917 --> 00:29:46,385 OH. SO, MOM, MOM, MOM, MOM! 681 00:29:46,418 --> 00:29:48,254 YOU DEFINITELY DIDN'T SEE HIM TODAY? 682 00:29:48,287 --> 00:29:50,890 PATRICK, NOW DIDN'T I JUST SAY THAT? 683 00:29:50,923 --> 00:29:53,459 I'M GOING NOW. YOU WANT TO PRACTICE DRIVING, 684 00:29:53,492 --> 00:29:55,094 YOU CAN TAKE ME HOME. 685 00:29:55,127 --> 00:29:56,262 UH, NO, I THINK ME AND MAX HERE, 686 00:29:56,295 --> 00:29:57,329 WE'LL JUST HANG OUT A WHILE. 687 00:29:57,363 --> 00:29:58,965 OH, MAX, SAY GOOD-BYE TO MY MOM. 688 00:29:58,998 --> 00:30:00,132 MOM, THIS IS MAX. 689 00:30:00,166 --> 00:30:00,933 NICE MEETING YOU, MAX. 690 00:30:00,967 --> 00:30:03,903 HONEY, YOUR DINNER'S IN THE FREEZER. 691 00:30:03,936 --> 00:30:05,004 I HAVE CLASS TONIGHT. 692 00:30:05,037 --> 00:30:07,606 MOM. MOM, MOM, MOM, MOM! 693 00:30:07,639 --> 00:30:09,942 HEH HEH HEH HEH! 694 00:30:09,976 --> 00:30:10,609 SO WHAT IS THIS, 695 00:30:10,642 --> 00:30:12,211 SOMEONE'S TRYING TO KILL YOU? 696 00:30:12,244 --> 00:30:13,379 I NEED A STIFF DRINK. 697 00:30:13,412 --> 00:30:14,346 YEAH, SO DO I. 698 00:30:14,380 --> 00:30:18,250 SON OF A BITCH. IT EVEN MADE THE PAPERS HERE. 699 00:30:18,284 --> 00:30:21,420 WATCH IT, PATRICK, DON'T BUST MY STOOL. 700 00:30:21,453 --> 00:30:23,923 OK, WE GOT 2 WILD CHERRY SLUSH BUCKETS. 701 00:30:23,956 --> 00:30:25,524 MEGA FOR YOU AND COLOSSAL 702 00:30:25,557 --> 00:30:27,894 FOR GOLDILOCKS OVER HERE. 703 00:30:27,927 --> 00:30:30,462 DID YOU EVER ASK YOURSELF HOW DID I GET HERE? 704 00:30:30,496 --> 00:30:32,064 WELL, I USED TO. 705 00:30:32,098 --> 00:30:33,199 NOW I JUST ASK MYSELF 706 00:30:33,232 --> 00:30:35,501 HOW THE HELL DO I GET OUT. 707 00:30:36,335 --> 00:30:38,304 SO, UM, WHO WANTS TO KILL YA? 708 00:30:38,337 --> 00:30:41,273 OH, THIS MONEY GUY, VICTOR KAPADOS. 709 00:30:41,307 --> 00:30:44,443 OUR COMPANY HAD A LOT OF BONDS HE WANTED US TO HANDLE. 710 00:30:44,476 --> 00:30:45,577 MILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH. 711 00:30:45,611 --> 00:30:49,515 THE WHOLE THING WAS SET UP TO LOOK LEGIT, BUT IT WASN'T. 712 00:30:49,548 --> 00:30:52,051 WHAT'S UP, DORK? 713 00:30:52,084 --> 00:30:53,920 SO THAT'S NOT YOUR FAULT. 714 00:30:53,953 --> 00:30:55,254 YEAH, BUT I'M A WITNESS, 715 00:30:55,287 --> 00:30:57,356 AND THE JUSTICE DEPARTMENT WANTS ME TO TESTIFY 716 00:30:57,389 --> 00:30:59,125 THAT I ACCEPTED THE PAPER. 717 00:30:59,158 --> 00:31:01,127 SO THAT'S YOU, HUH? 718 00:31:01,160 --> 00:31:03,162 ME, AND AHERN AND RODRIGUEZ. 719 00:31:03,195 --> 00:31:05,464 NOW, RODRIGUEZ HAS AN EXCUSE. 720 00:31:05,497 --> 00:31:08,200 HE'S DEAD. 721 00:31:08,234 --> 00:31:10,336 BUT, UH, AHERN THEY STILL HAVE IN CUSTODY, 722 00:31:10,369 --> 00:31:11,938 SO HE CAN TESTIFY. 723 00:31:11,971 --> 00:31:15,241 WHAT THEY DID TO PRATT, THOUGH... 724 00:31:16,042 --> 00:31:19,645 I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE IT. 725 00:31:21,147 --> 00:31:24,016 IS THAT GONNA BE CASH OR CASH, HUH? 726 00:31:24,050 --> 00:31:24,917 HMM? 727 00:31:24,951 --> 00:31:28,154 OH, LET ME CONSULT WITH MY ACCOUNTANT HERE. 728 00:31:28,187 --> 00:31:29,521 YO, MAX, OLD PAL, 729 00:31:29,555 --> 00:31:32,191 CAN I, UH, BORROW YOUR WALLET? 730 00:31:33,159 --> 00:31:35,327 OH, HEY, AND GERTIE, WHILE YOU'RE AT IT, 731 00:31:35,361 --> 00:31:37,296 COULD YOU THROW IN A BAG OF POTATO CHIPS, 732 00:31:37,329 --> 00:31:39,665 A TUBE OF BAZOOKA AND A SNICKERS BAR? 733 00:31:39,698 --> 00:31:41,934 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. THANKS. 734 00:31:41,968 --> 00:31:43,535 LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. 735 00:31:43,569 --> 00:31:47,139 A COMIC AND A TUBE OF BAZOOKA. 736 00:32:00,519 --> 00:32:02,054 HEY, GERTIE. YEAH? 737 00:32:02,088 --> 00:32:03,622 PATRICK LEFT THIS BEHIND. 738 00:32:03,655 --> 00:32:06,525 YEAH, YEAH. WE'LL MAIL IT OUT. 739 00:32:06,558 --> 00:32:08,494 [ROCK MUSIC PLAYING] 740 00:32:08,527 --> 00:32:09,495 HEY, PATRICK! 741 00:32:09,528 --> 00:32:11,497 THIS ONE ISN'T TOO BAD. CAN I WEAR IT TOMORROW? 742 00:32:11,530 --> 00:32:13,065 SURE. THANKS. 743 00:32:13,099 --> 00:32:14,500 [KNOCKING ON DOOR] 744 00:32:14,533 --> 00:32:16,002 Lucy: PATRICK! 745 00:32:16,035 --> 00:32:17,603 WAIT JUST A SECOND! 746 00:32:17,636 --> 00:32:19,405 [BOTH YELLING] 747 00:32:19,438 --> 00:32:22,574 HERE, COME IN HERE. DOWN IN HERE. 748 00:32:23,175 --> 00:32:24,576 PATRICK? 749 00:32:25,711 --> 00:32:28,180 MOM, MOM, THIS IS MY ROOM, THIS IS MY SANCTUM! 750 00:32:28,214 --> 00:32:30,516 I KNOCKED, BUT YOU DIDN'T HEAR. 751 00:32:30,549 --> 00:32:32,551 I THOUGHT YOU LEFT. 752 00:32:32,584 --> 00:32:34,486 [TURNS MUSIC DOWN] I DID. 753 00:32:34,520 --> 00:32:36,588 BUT THEN IT OCCURRED TO ME, 754 00:32:36,622 --> 00:32:39,458 I REALLY SHOULD CALL THE F.B.I. 755 00:32:39,491 --> 00:32:41,760 MOM, YOU CALLED THE F.B.I.?! 756 00:32:41,793 --> 00:32:42,494 OH, MY GOD! 757 00:32:42,528 --> 00:32:43,329 WHY ARE YOU SO UPSET ABOUT THAT? 758 00:32:43,362 --> 00:32:46,665 UPSET? DO I LOOK UPSET? ME, UPSET? NO. 759 00:32:46,698 --> 00:32:49,368 I'VE BEEN TRYING FOR THE LAST HALF HOUR TO GET THROUGH, 760 00:32:49,401 --> 00:32:51,503 THEN I FINALLY I DID-- I GOT A RECORDING. 761 00:32:51,537 --> 00:32:53,672 [EXHALES] MOM, I SAY WE DON'T 762 00:32:53,705 --> 00:32:55,041 TELL THE FEDS ANYTHING, HUH? 763 00:32:55,074 --> 00:32:56,208 I MEAN, MAYBE THE CUZ JUST, UH, 764 00:32:56,242 --> 00:32:58,710 MAYBE HE JUST NEEDS A LITTLE BREATHING ROOM. 765 00:32:58,744 --> 00:33:01,047 PATRICK? WHAT? 766 00:33:01,080 --> 00:33:02,681 WHAT ARE THESE? 767 00:33:02,714 --> 00:33:04,350 UH...GARMENTS? 768 00:33:04,383 --> 00:33:06,318 OH, MOM, I WOULDN'T TOUCH THOSE IF I WERE YOU. 769 00:33:06,352 --> 00:33:08,554 PLEASE, PLEASE, I'LL WASH THEM, I PROMISE. 770 00:33:08,587 --> 00:33:09,688 I THOUGHT WE HAD A DEAL. 771 00:33:09,721 --> 00:33:11,623 THINK ABOUT IT! IF YOU DON'T HAVE ANY UNDERWEAR TOMORROW, 772 00:33:11,657 --> 00:33:13,425 WHO ARE YOU GONNA COMPLAIN TO? 773 00:33:13,459 --> 00:33:15,194 MOM, I DIDN'T HAVE ANY UNDERWEAR TODAY. 774 00:33:15,227 --> 00:33:16,662 DID YOU HEAR ME MAKE A PEEP? 775 00:33:16,695 --> 00:33:18,530 THIS SANCTUM IS WORSE 776 00:33:18,564 --> 00:33:21,700 THAN THE BLACK HOLE OF CALCUTTA. 777 00:33:23,069 --> 00:33:24,436 SHE'S ALWAYS SAYING THAT. 778 00:33:24,470 --> 00:33:26,438 HAS SHE EVER BEEN TO CALCUTTA? NO! 779 00:33:26,472 --> 00:33:27,439 [DOOR CLOSES] 780 00:33:27,473 --> 00:33:29,341 IT'S OK, MAX, IT'S SAFE. 781 00:33:29,375 --> 00:33:30,576 MAX, MAX! 782 00:33:30,609 --> 00:33:32,678 [MOANING] 783 00:33:32,711 --> 00:33:35,147 I AM DISMAYED. 784 00:33:35,181 --> 00:33:40,252 I AM DEEPLY, DEEPLY DISMAYED. 785 00:33:40,286 --> 00:33:45,691 NOW, CAN ANYONE GUESS WHY? 786 00:33:46,425 --> 00:33:48,060 ETHAN? 787 00:33:48,360 --> 00:33:51,663 WOULD YOU CARE TO HAZARD A GUESS? 788 00:33:53,199 --> 00:33:55,701 I DIDN'T THINK YOU WOULD. 789 00:33:55,734 --> 00:34:00,339 YOUR ESSAYS, CLASS, WERE EXECRABLE. 790 00:34:00,372 --> 00:34:02,141 ALL RIGHT! 791 00:34:02,174 --> 00:34:03,109 [LAUGHTER] 792 00:34:03,142 --> 00:34:07,746 I AM LIKENING YOUR WORK TO HUMAN BODILY WASTE. 793 00:34:07,779 --> 00:34:11,049 WITH ONE NOTABLE EXCEPTION. 794 00:34:11,783 --> 00:34:14,686 IMPRESSIVE WORK, MR. O'ROARKE. 795 00:34:14,720 --> 00:34:20,226 MOMENTARILY FORGETTING YOUR IMPOVERISHED VOCABULARIES, 796 00:34:20,259 --> 00:34:25,597 YOUR MISINTERPRETATION OF HISTORICAL FACTS, 797 00:34:25,631 --> 00:34:26,765 HA! 798 00:34:26,798 --> 00:34:29,268 ALLOW ME TO SITE AN EXAMPLE. 799 00:34:29,301 --> 00:34:32,671 AND I WILL, HOWEVER, SPARE 800 00:34:32,704 --> 00:34:35,741 THE UNFORTUNATE AUTHOR. 801 00:34:35,774 --> 00:34:39,411 IN SELECTING FOR A TOPIC THE NIXON YEARS, 802 00:34:39,445 --> 00:34:44,483 OUR AUTHOR SHOWS A STUNNING NAIVETÉ. 803 00:34:44,516 --> 00:34:45,417 HA HA. 804 00:34:45,451 --> 00:34:47,586 NOW, NONE OF YOU ARE OLD ENOUGH TO REMEMBER, 805 00:34:47,619 --> 00:34:51,823 AS I DO, HOW NIXON'S COUNTRYMEN BETRAYED HIM. 806 00:34:51,857 --> 00:34:58,830 BUT, WAS RICHARD NIXON REALLY TO BLAME? 807 00:34:59,798 --> 00:35:00,799 NO. 808 00:35:00,832 --> 00:35:05,237 HE WAS A TARGET. A VICTIM. 809 00:35:05,271 --> 00:35:08,440 CAMPUS RADICALS NEEDED A SCAPEGOAT 810 00:35:08,474 --> 00:35:12,244 TO JUSTIFY THEIR OWN SHODDY IDEALISM. 811 00:35:12,278 --> 00:35:13,645 HMM. MR. HAUSER, 812 00:35:13,679 --> 00:35:16,648 YOU APPEAR TO BE WRITHING IN YOUR SEAT. 813 00:35:16,682 --> 00:35:17,783 IS THIS A NERVOUS CONDITION? 814 00:35:17,816 --> 00:35:19,618 OH, YES, IT IS, IT'S A NERVOUS CONDITION. 815 00:35:19,651 --> 00:35:20,586 WHAT? NO, NO, 816 00:35:20,619 --> 00:35:24,523 IT'S NOT A NERVOUS CONDITION. 817 00:35:24,556 --> 00:35:25,357 OH. 818 00:35:25,391 --> 00:35:26,825 MRS. BILLINGS, I DON'T MEAN TO BE RUDE, 819 00:35:26,858 --> 00:35:27,926 BUT, UH, 820 00:35:27,959 --> 00:35:29,928 NO ONE DESTROYED PRESIDENT NIXON. 821 00:35:29,961 --> 00:35:31,530 THE MAN DESTROYED HIMSELF. 822 00:35:31,563 --> 00:35:32,831 THE SECRET BOMBINGS IN CAMBODIA, 823 00:35:32,864 --> 00:35:35,467 HE RIGGED A PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION! 824 00:35:35,501 --> 00:35:37,636 THE MEDIA DIDN'T CREATE THAT. 825 00:35:37,669 --> 00:35:40,806 HE PUT IT DOWN ON TAPE! 826 00:35:40,839 --> 00:35:44,843 YOU'RE NOT OLD ENOUGH TO KNOW WHO DID WHAT. 827 00:35:44,876 --> 00:35:46,612 THAT'S MY JOB. 828 00:35:46,645 --> 00:35:49,381 AND THE ONE THING I WILL NOT HAVE 829 00:35:49,415 --> 00:35:52,751 IN MY CLASSROOM IS ANARCHY. 830 00:35:52,784 --> 00:35:55,187 ANARCHY? THE MAN LIED! 831 00:35:55,221 --> 00:35:56,422 HE RESIGNED A DISGRACE! 832 00:35:56,455 --> 00:36:00,826 I MEAN, IS IT ANARCHY TO DISCUSS THE FACTS? 833 00:36:01,360 --> 00:36:04,496 MR. HAUSER, THIS IS MY CLASSROOM. 834 00:36:04,530 --> 00:36:08,267 I DECIDE WHAT ARE AND ARE NOT FACTS. 835 00:36:08,300 --> 00:36:10,702 YOU, SIR, ARE IN MY CLASS. 836 00:36:10,736 --> 00:36:12,471 PLEASE SIT DOWN. 837 00:36:12,504 --> 00:36:16,975 MRS. BILLINGS, WE'RE ALL ADULTS HERE. 838 00:36:17,008 --> 00:36:20,879 I MEAN, YOU SEEM LIKE A FAIRLY REASONABLE PERSON. 839 00:36:20,912 --> 00:36:22,348 I MEAN, REALLY, 840 00:36:22,381 --> 00:36:24,250 IS IT YOUR CLASS... 841 00:36:24,283 --> 00:36:26,918 OR IS IT OUR CLASS? 842 00:36:26,952 --> 00:36:30,756 IT'S HER CLASS, DICKBRAIN! 843 00:36:32,891 --> 00:36:34,560 SHAWN? 844 00:36:34,593 --> 00:36:39,631 I DIDN'T EXPECT TO SEE YOU BACK IN HERE SO SOON. 845 00:36:44,303 --> 00:36:46,805 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 846 00:36:47,973 --> 00:36:49,007 THANK YOU. 847 00:36:49,040 --> 00:36:52,744 Man on P.A.: LAST NIGHT, OUR INTREPID FOOTBALL TEAM, 848 00:36:52,778 --> 00:36:54,880 YOUR OWN TOPSAIL PIRATES, 849 00:36:54,913 --> 00:36:57,383 PLAY THEIR FIRST GAME OF THE SEASON 850 00:36:57,416 --> 00:36:59,451 AGAINST NEW HANOVER. 851 00:36:59,485 --> 00:37:01,253 IT WAS NOT OUR MOST-- 852 00:37:01,287 --> 00:37:03,322 HERE'S THE GUY MAX THAT DID IT. 853 00:37:03,355 --> 00:37:05,023 HEY, MAX. YO, MAX. 854 00:37:05,056 --> 00:37:05,857 WHAT'S UP? 855 00:37:05,891 --> 00:37:09,895 MAKE A MOVE, MORENSKI, AND YOU'RE DEAD. 856 00:37:09,928 --> 00:37:10,962 WHAT DO YOU WANT? 857 00:37:10,996 --> 00:37:13,565 YOUR CAR KEYS AND YOUR CREDIT CARD. 858 00:37:13,599 --> 00:37:15,000 PATRICK! THAT'S NOT FUNNY! 859 00:37:15,033 --> 00:37:16,668 HEY, RELAX, I WAS JUST KIDDING! 860 00:37:16,702 --> 00:37:18,970 MAX, HOW YOU DOIN'? 861 00:37:19,371 --> 00:37:20,439 I DON'T GET IT, PATRICK. 862 00:37:20,472 --> 00:37:22,040 PEOPLE I DON'T KNOW ARE TALKING TO ME. 863 00:37:22,073 --> 00:37:23,742 HEY, YOU ASKED FOR IT. 864 00:37:23,775 --> 00:37:25,911 I MEAN, WORD IS OUT. 865 00:37:25,944 --> 00:37:27,779 HEY, NOBLE MOVE, MAXWELL. 866 00:37:27,813 --> 00:37:29,348 THE MAN HAS DEFINITE POTENTIAL. 867 00:37:29,381 --> 00:37:31,850 WE SHOULD TALK, KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN'? 868 00:37:31,883 --> 00:37:34,653 BUST A MOVE, FELLAS. 869 00:37:37,923 --> 00:37:39,791 I WISH I COULD WALK LIKE THAT. 870 00:37:39,825 --> 00:37:43,562 POTENTIAL? WHAT'S HE TALKING ABOUT? 871 00:37:43,962 --> 00:37:46,865 OH, IT'S NO WONDER YOUNG GIRLS ARE TURNING TO BULIMIA. 872 00:37:46,898 --> 00:37:47,833 WHAT IS THIS STUFF? 873 00:37:47,866 --> 00:37:50,402 YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW. 874 00:37:51,837 --> 00:37:53,872 HI. HI. 875 00:37:53,905 --> 00:37:55,674 OH, HI. 876 00:37:55,707 --> 00:37:56,475 UH... 877 00:37:56,508 --> 00:37:59,545 UH...OH, ANDREW-- 878 00:37:59,578 --> 00:38:00,912 MAX. MAX, UH, 879 00:38:00,946 --> 00:38:03,615 THIS IS CHLOE, AND THIS IS RYAN. 880 00:38:03,649 --> 00:38:05,717 WELL, UH, HELLO... 881 00:38:05,751 --> 00:38:06,785 CHLOE AND, UH-- 882 00:38:06,818 --> 00:38:07,886 RYAN. RYAN. 883 00:38:07,919 --> 00:38:10,489 I HEARD YOU HAD TO GO SEE DR. GUSICK. 884 00:38:10,522 --> 00:38:11,723 I'M REALLY SORRY ABOUT THAT. 885 00:38:11,757 --> 00:38:13,925 OH, IT'S MY FAULT. IT'S MY BIG MOUTH. 886 00:38:13,959 --> 00:38:15,827 NO, BUT I STILL OWE YOU ONE. 887 00:38:15,861 --> 00:38:16,895 [BOTH GIGGLING] 888 00:38:16,928 --> 00:38:17,963 Max: WHY IS THAT? 889 00:38:17,996 --> 00:38:19,698 YOU WERE DEFENDING MY ESSAY. 890 00:38:19,731 --> 00:38:23,034 OH! SO, UH, YOU'RE THE UNFORTUNATE AUTHOR. 891 00:38:23,068 --> 00:38:25,604 THAT'S ME. BETTER BE CAREFUL. 892 00:38:25,637 --> 00:38:28,474 Max: YEAH. OH, PLEASE, SIT DOWN, SIT DOWN. 893 00:38:29,541 --> 00:38:32,511 WELL, IT SOUNDED LIKE A REALLY INTERESTING ESSAY. 894 00:38:32,544 --> 00:38:34,946 I'D LOVE TO READ IT SOMETIME. 895 00:38:34,980 --> 00:38:35,714 YEAH. 896 00:38:35,747 --> 00:38:38,517 HER FATHER WAS A PILOT IN VIETNAM. 897 00:38:38,550 --> 00:38:41,953 I HEAR HIS SIDE OF IT ALL THE TIME. 898 00:38:43,054 --> 00:38:45,424 UH, WELL, MAXWELL, GOTTA MOTOR. 899 00:38:45,457 --> 00:38:46,925 THERE'S A DODGE AIRES OUT THERE 900 00:38:46,958 --> 00:38:48,026 WITH MY NAME ON IT. HEY, UH, 901 00:38:48,059 --> 00:38:49,928 YOU STAY OFF THE STREETS, ALL RIGHT? 902 00:38:49,961 --> 00:38:51,129 SEE YOU LATER, RYAN. 903 00:38:51,162 --> 00:38:51,730 BYE. BYE. 904 00:38:51,763 --> 00:38:55,100 [GRUNTS] THANKS, PATRICK. 905 00:38:56,034 --> 00:38:58,470 HICKEY. CHLOE... 906 00:38:58,504 --> 00:39:00,639 HI. 907 00:39:00,972 --> 00:39:03,842 IF YOU'LL EXCUSE US... 908 00:39:03,875 --> 00:39:06,645 COME ON, RYAN. I GOTTA GO. 909 00:39:06,845 --> 00:39:09,448 UM, CAN I MEET YOU LATER? 910 00:39:09,481 --> 00:39:11,683 NO, I HAVE PRACTICE LATER. 911 00:39:11,717 --> 00:39:12,451 THEN AFTER THAT, 912 00:39:12,484 --> 00:39:14,620 I HAVE A CAMPAIGN MEETING. COME ON. 913 00:39:14,653 --> 00:39:17,055 I'LL BE THERE IN A LITTLE BIT, OK? 914 00:39:17,088 --> 00:39:20,992 YEAH, SURE. I'M OUT OF HERE. 915 00:39:21,026 --> 00:39:22,861 Ryan: KEVIN... 916 00:39:22,894 --> 00:39:26,097 ME, TOO. I'LL SEE YOU LATER, RYAN. 917 00:39:26,131 --> 00:39:27,999 WAIT UP, KEVIN. 918 00:39:28,033 --> 00:39:29,835 DID YOU REALLY MEAN IT? 919 00:39:29,868 --> 00:39:31,637 THAT YOU WANT TO READ MY ESSAY? 920 00:39:31,670 --> 00:39:33,572 OH, YEAH. YEAH, I DID. 921 00:39:33,605 --> 00:39:34,540 OH, HEH. 922 00:39:34,573 --> 00:39:36,107 HERE, BUT YOU HAVE TO IGNORE ALL THE RED INK. 923 00:39:36,141 --> 00:39:37,909 BILLINGS KIND OF HAD A FIELD DAY 924 00:39:37,943 --> 00:39:39,177 WITH THE COMMENTS. 925 00:39:39,210 --> 00:39:40,946 WOW. HEH HEH. 926 00:39:41,547 --> 00:39:43,181 WALL STREET JOURNAL? 927 00:39:43,214 --> 00:39:46,718 NOT THE USUAL LITERATURE FOR AN ANARCHIST. 928 00:39:46,752 --> 00:39:47,986 WELL, UH... 929 00:39:48,019 --> 00:39:51,423 I'M NOT THE USUAL ANARCHIST. 930 00:39:51,457 --> 00:39:54,192 I KIND OF SENSED THAT. HEH. 931 00:39:54,225 --> 00:39:55,160 BYE, MAX. 932 00:39:55,193 --> 00:39:57,128 BYE-BYE, RYAN. 933 00:39:58,196 --> 00:40:01,032 [TIRES SCREECH] 934 00:40:02,133 --> 00:40:04,936 BOTH HANDS-- TWO HANDS AT ALL TIMES, 935 00:40:04,970 --> 00:40:08,039 TWO HANDS. SLOW DOWN. 936 00:40:08,540 --> 00:40:11,109 MAKING A LEFT-- WHAT'S THE DRILL? 937 00:40:11,142 --> 00:40:12,844 SIGNAL, CHECK THE MIRROR. 938 00:40:12,878 --> 00:40:15,514 THEN WHEN IT'S CLEAR, MAKE THE MOVE. 939 00:40:15,547 --> 00:40:17,115 GIVE ME A LEFT. 940 00:40:17,148 --> 00:40:19,951 [TIRES SCREECHING] [HONKING] 941 00:40:19,985 --> 00:40:22,721 WE'RE GONNA BE KILLED! AAH! 942 00:40:22,754 --> 00:40:24,556 STEP ON THE BRAKE! UHH. 943 00:40:24,590 --> 00:40:25,657 AAH! STOP IT! 944 00:40:25,691 --> 00:40:28,093 PULL OVER! LOOK OUT FOR THAT CAR! 945 00:40:28,126 --> 00:40:30,028 Patrick: OH, GOD! 946 00:40:30,061 --> 00:40:32,764 [ALL SCREAMING] 947 00:40:33,665 --> 00:40:34,566 Student: HEY, LOOK, MAN, LET ME OUT. 948 00:40:34,600 --> 00:40:36,802 ME, TOO, MAN. I CAN'T TAKE ANY MORE OF THIS. 949 00:40:36,835 --> 00:40:39,104 [GRUNTING] WHAT? WHAT? 950 00:40:39,137 --> 00:40:40,706 THAT WASN'T EVEN CLOSE. 951 00:40:40,739 --> 00:40:43,542 PATRICK, JUST PULL OVER! 952 00:40:44,676 --> 00:40:48,079 [WHEEZING] 953 00:40:51,149 --> 00:40:52,083 UNH. 954 00:40:52,117 --> 00:40:54,019 Man on P.A.: SENIOR CLASS ELECTIONS COMING UP. 955 00:40:54,052 --> 00:40:57,923 I'D LIKE TO REMIND YOU ALL THAT NOMINATIONS MUST BE IN 956 00:40:57,956 --> 00:41:00,025 BY NO LATER THAN THIS FRIDAY. 957 00:41:00,058 --> 00:41:00,992 Girl: WHOO! 958 00:41:01,026 --> 00:41:02,227 CHECK WITH MISS BILLINGS-- 959 00:41:02,260 --> 00:41:06,698 HA HA, MAXWELL! CHECK THIS OUT. 960 00:41:06,732 --> 00:41:08,066 I'M RUNNING YOUR CAMPAIGN, MAX. 961 00:41:08,099 --> 00:41:10,068 YOU'RE GONNA TAKE DOWN O'ROARKE, 962 00:41:10,101 --> 00:41:11,803 YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? 963 00:41:11,837 --> 00:41:12,538 YEAH. 964 00:41:12,571 --> 00:41:13,605 HE'S OVERWHELMED. 965 00:41:13,639 --> 00:41:14,806 I KNEW YOU'D DIG IT. 966 00:41:14,840 --> 00:41:15,707 NO! NO, I DON'T DIG IT. 967 00:41:15,741 --> 00:41:16,742 CHECK IT OUT, CHECK IT OUT. THESE POSTERS 968 00:41:16,775 --> 00:41:20,045 ARE ONLY THE BEGINNING. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN'? 969 00:41:20,078 --> 00:41:21,079 YO, BUST IT! 970 00:41:21,112 --> 00:41:23,882 [BEATBOXING] 971 00:41:25,050 --> 00:41:26,652 * NOW All: * VOTE 972 00:41:26,685 --> 00:41:28,854 * FOR THE MAN, THE MAN IS MAD MAX * 973 00:41:28,887 --> 00:41:30,689 * YES, HE WILL GIVE US JUSTICE * 974 00:41:30,722 --> 00:41:31,623 * ABOLISH THE TAX 975 00:41:31,657 --> 00:41:33,158 * HE'LL MAKE LUNCH LONGER * 976 00:41:33,191 --> 00:41:34,560 * AND MAKE CLASS SHORTER * 977 00:41:34,593 --> 00:41:35,761 * WE'LL GET PERRIER 978 00:41:35,794 --> 00:41:36,962 * INSTEAD OF WATER 979 00:41:36,995 --> 00:41:38,029 * NOW, THE DICKHEAD O'ROARKE * 980 00:41:38,063 --> 00:41:39,931 * HAS BEEN 2 YEARS STANDING * 981 00:41:39,965 --> 00:41:40,999 * NOW, LISTEN TO A WORD * 982 00:41:41,032 --> 00:41:42,033 * OF WHAT WE'RE DEMANDING * 983 00:41:42,067 --> 00:41:43,635 * SO, THE THING TO DO * 984 00:41:43,669 --> 00:41:45,003 * IF YOU WANT BIG FU-UN * 985 00:41:45,036 --> 00:41:46,237 * JUST VOTE FOR MAD MAX * 986 00:41:46,271 --> 00:41:48,707 All: * 'CAUSE HE'S DOWN WITH CLINTON * 987 00:41:48,740 --> 00:41:49,675 * GRR! 988 00:41:49,708 --> 00:41:51,743 I DID MENTION THAT YOU MIGHT NOT BE INTERESTED. 989 00:41:51,777 --> 00:41:53,845 CHECK IT OUT. WE ALREADY PUT UP HALF THE POSTERS. 990 00:41:53,879 --> 00:41:55,847 OH, NO. YOU CAN JUST TAKE 'EM DOWN. 991 00:41:55,881 --> 00:41:57,048 Y-YOU SHOULD HAVE ASKED ME. 992 00:41:57,082 --> 00:41:58,016 HEY, LISTEN, I GET A LITTLE AHEAD OF MYSELF, BUT THAT'S ME. 993 00:41:58,049 --> 00:42:00,218 THAT'S THE WAY I AM. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN'? 994 00:42:00,251 --> 00:42:02,120 I HAVE AN IDEA. WHY DON'T YOU RUN? 995 00:42:02,153 --> 00:42:03,121 NAH, MAN, THAT'S NOT MY THING. 996 00:42:03,154 --> 00:42:04,255 MY THING'S BEHIND THE SCENES. 997 00:42:04,289 --> 00:42:06,091 SEE, I'M A MOVER, A MOTIVATOR. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN'? 998 00:42:06,124 --> 00:42:07,793 THAT'S ME. THAT'S THE WAY I AM. 999 00:42:07,826 --> 00:42:09,828 WELL, THIS IS ME DECLINING THE NOMINATION. 1000 00:42:09,861 --> 00:42:10,796 I'M REALLY HONORED, GUYS, 1001 00:42:10,829 --> 00:42:11,930 BUT, YOU KNOW, THAT'S ME. THAT'S THE WAY I AM. 1002 00:42:11,963 --> 00:42:15,100 YOU'RE A NATURAL. AND JUST THINK HOW GOOD IT'S GONNA LOOK 1003 00:42:15,133 --> 00:42:16,267 ON YOUR COLLEGE APPLICATION. 1004 00:42:16,301 --> 00:42:18,637 AND THE GIRLS-- THE GIRLS WILL BE ON YOU 1005 00:42:18,670 --> 00:42:20,706 LIKE WHITE ON RICE, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN'? 1006 00:42:20,739 --> 00:42:23,208 THE POWER THING'S A TURNON. HA! 1007 00:42:23,241 --> 00:42:24,910 CHECK IT OUT. BEFORE YOU SAY NO, 1008 00:42:24,943 --> 00:42:26,277 ANSWER ME THIS. YOU EVER RUN BEFORE? 1009 00:42:26,311 --> 00:42:29,280 YOU'VE RUN BEFORE, MAX, HAVEN'T YOU? 1010 00:42:29,314 --> 00:42:30,782 RECENTLY, IN FACT. 1011 00:42:30,816 --> 00:42:33,284 LISTEN UP. KEVIN O'ROARKE BEEN PRESIDENT 1012 00:42:33,318 --> 00:42:34,820 FOR 2 YEARS NOW. 1013 00:42:34,853 --> 00:42:37,122 THIS SCHOOL NEEDS SOME FRESH BLOOD. 1014 00:42:37,155 --> 00:42:39,157 BELIEVE ME, MY BLOOD IS NOT THAT FRESH. 1015 00:42:39,190 --> 00:42:40,291 YOU'D BE SURPRISED. 1016 00:42:40,325 --> 00:42:41,727 [BEEPER BEEPS] 1017 00:42:41,760 --> 00:42:44,630 HEY, THAT'S MY MAN LAMAR IN THE GYM 1018 00:42:44,663 --> 00:42:46,231 WORKING ON THE POMPOM SQUAD. 1019 00:42:46,264 --> 00:42:48,033 YOU SEE, I'M A MOVER, A MOTIVATOR. 1020 00:42:48,066 --> 00:42:48,800 I'LL CATCH YOU LATER. 1021 00:42:48,834 --> 00:42:50,669 THAT'S HIM. THAT'S THE WAY HE IS. 1022 00:42:50,702 --> 00:42:52,103 I'M ABSOLUTELY NOT RUNNING, NO-- 1023 00:42:52,137 --> 00:42:53,238 CHECK IT OUT, CHECK IT OUT. 1024 00:42:53,271 --> 00:42:55,040 SAVE IT FOR YOUR CAMPAIGN SPEECH. 1025 00:42:55,073 --> 00:42:55,641 YO, BUST A MOVE, FELLAS. 1026 00:42:55,674 --> 00:42:57,375 * I'M D. * DISKY 1027 00:42:57,408 --> 00:42:58,443 * AND DAVEY D. 1028 00:42:58,476 --> 00:43:01,747 All: * WE MAKE UP THE FORCE OF CLINTON'S POSSE * 1029 00:43:01,780 --> 00:43:02,380 [BEATBOXES] 1030 00:43:02,413 --> 00:43:05,116 [STRUMS OUT-OF-TUNE GUITAR] 1031 00:43:05,150 --> 00:43:07,252 HOW DO THOSE GUYS DO THAT? 1032 00:43:07,285 --> 00:43:09,855 [BEATBOXING] 1033 00:43:10,221 --> 00:43:12,257 OH, THIS IS GETTING WORSE BY THE MINUTE. 1034 00:43:12,290 --> 00:43:14,225 LAST TIME I PICKED UP A GIRL AT HER PARENTS' HOUSE, 1035 00:43:14,259 --> 00:43:17,829 I CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER. THAT'S HOW LONG AGO IT WAS. 1036 00:43:17,863 --> 00:43:18,764 HEH. SAME AS ME. 1037 00:43:18,797 --> 00:43:21,032 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU SET UP A DATE WITH RYAN. 1038 00:43:21,066 --> 00:43:23,168 I DIDN'T. SHE SET IT UP. 1039 00:43:23,201 --> 00:43:24,135 HOW DO I LOOK? 1040 00:43:24,169 --> 00:43:27,238 WELL, UH, HERE. TRY THIS. 1041 00:43:27,272 --> 00:43:28,940 OH, PATRICK, I HAVEN'T THE SLIGHTEST IDEA 1042 00:43:28,974 --> 00:43:31,142 WHAT HIGH-SCHOOL GIRLS LIKE TO TALK ABOUT. 1043 00:43:31,176 --> 00:43:32,410 WELL, YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN THERE, MAX. 1044 00:43:32,443 --> 00:43:35,280 THEY DON'T LIKE TO TALK TO ME ABOUT ANYTHING. HEH. 1045 00:43:35,313 --> 00:43:38,216 PATRICK, MAYBE THIS TIE IS WHY. 1046 00:43:38,249 --> 00:43:39,384 NAH, I'M KIDDING. 1047 00:43:39,417 --> 00:43:41,186 THEY WILL. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. 1048 00:43:41,219 --> 00:43:43,221 WELL, I'M NOT WORRIED ABOUT IT. 1049 00:43:43,254 --> 00:43:44,355 I MEAN, ALL THAT IS GONNA CHANGE 1050 00:43:44,389 --> 00:43:46,357 AS SOON AS I GET MY LICENSE. 1051 00:43:46,391 --> 00:43:48,426 OF COURSE, I DON'T HAVE A STACK OF CREDIT CARDS 1052 00:43:48,459 --> 00:43:51,229 OR A DECENT STEREO OR A FINE SET OF WHEELS. 1053 00:43:51,262 --> 00:43:54,199 OR A MORTGAGE OR STUDENT LOAN PAYMENTS 1054 00:43:54,232 --> 00:43:56,167 OR LOWER BACK PAIN-- BELIEVE ME, 1055 00:43:56,201 --> 00:43:58,236 YOU GOT A LOT TO LOOK FORWARD TO. 1056 00:43:58,269 --> 00:43:59,070 [COUGHS] 1057 00:43:59,104 --> 00:44:00,238 ANYWAY, IT'S NOT BAD, ALL THAT STUFF-- 1058 00:44:00,271 --> 00:44:01,907 OH, GIVE ME THAT. [COUGHS] 1059 00:44:01,940 --> 00:44:04,442 JUST LEARN TO BE YOUR TRUE SELF. 1060 00:44:04,475 --> 00:44:05,276 MY TRUE SELF? 1061 00:44:05,310 --> 00:44:07,345 I'M TALKING TO A GUY WHO STOLE HIS NAME 1062 00:44:07,378 --> 00:44:08,880 OFF A COFFEE CAN. 1063 00:44:08,914 --> 00:44:09,948 TRUST ME ON THIS, PATRICK. 1064 00:44:09,981 --> 00:44:11,282 I USED TO BE EXACTLY LIKE YOU. 1065 00:44:11,316 --> 00:44:15,020 I WAS A SHORT, HORNY, HOPELESS DORK. 1066 00:44:15,053 --> 00:44:16,788 WELL, LOOK AT YOU NOW. 1067 00:44:16,822 --> 00:44:18,824 WELL, I'M NOT SHORT. 1068 00:44:18,857 --> 00:44:20,291 HEY, UH... 1069 00:44:20,325 --> 00:44:22,928 GOOD LUCK ON YOUR DATE TONIGHT, MAX. 1070 00:44:22,961 --> 00:44:24,062 I MEAN IT. 1071 00:44:24,095 --> 00:44:25,931 THANKS, PATRICK... 1072 00:44:25,964 --> 00:44:26,698 YOU LITTLE SHIT. 1073 00:44:26,732 --> 00:44:29,434 [CRICKETS CHIRPING AND DOG BARKING] 1074 00:44:29,467 --> 00:44:31,269 [SIGHS] 1075 00:44:34,339 --> 00:44:37,408 PLEASE, OH, PLEASE ANSWER THE DOOR, RYAN. 1076 00:44:37,442 --> 00:44:40,345 LAST THING I NEED IS TO TALK TO THIS GIRL'S FATHER. 1077 00:44:40,378 --> 00:44:42,247 [DOORBELL RINGING] 1078 00:44:42,280 --> 00:44:44,249 [SOFT ROCK MUSIC PLAYING INSIDE] 1079 00:44:44,282 --> 00:44:47,318 MAX? HELLO, I'M RYAN'S FATHER. 1080 00:44:47,352 --> 00:44:50,889 COME ON IN. HI, SIR. 1081 00:44:51,322 --> 00:44:53,992 * BUT IN THIS MAN'S WORLD 1082 00:44:54,025 --> 00:44:55,093 * YOU'LL ALWAYS BE... 1083 00:44:55,126 --> 00:44:57,162 YOU CAN CALL ME BOB. MMM. 1084 00:44:57,195 --> 00:44:58,764 LISTEN, RYAN WILL BE RIGHT DOWN. 1085 00:44:58,797 --> 00:44:59,497 WHAT CAN I GET FOR YOU? 1086 00:44:59,530 --> 00:45:02,801 UH...I'LL TAKE A SCOTCH AND SODA. 1087 00:45:02,834 --> 00:45:06,271 SORRY, BOB! BAD JOKE. UH... 1088 00:45:06,304 --> 00:45:08,039 JUST A SODA. 1089 00:45:08,073 --> 00:45:10,842 JUST SODA. YEAH, THANKS. 1090 00:45:12,010 --> 00:45:14,746 YOU, UH, HAVE A LOVELY HOME HERE. 1091 00:45:14,780 --> 00:45:15,680 THANK YOU. 1092 00:45:15,713 --> 00:45:18,283 STOP IT. YOU'RE SOUNDING LIKE EDDIE HASKELL. 1093 00:45:18,316 --> 00:45:20,485 * NO WAY, I REFUSE, I REFUSE * 1094 00:45:20,518 --> 00:45:24,322 * I DEFY INHIBITION, ESCAPE DEFINITION * 1095 00:45:24,355 --> 00:45:25,490 * I REFUSE, I REFUSE... 1096 00:45:25,523 --> 00:45:27,425 MY HOBBY. [RATTLES] 1097 00:45:27,458 --> 00:45:29,194 SORRY. [BANGS PIANO] 1098 00:45:29,227 --> 00:45:32,130 HEH HEH HEH. JUST SODA. 1099 00:45:32,163 --> 00:45:33,765 HEH HEH. THANKS. 1100 00:45:33,799 --> 00:45:35,801 RYAN! 1101 00:45:36,835 --> 00:45:38,403 SHE'S UP THERE SOMEWHERE. 1102 00:45:38,436 --> 00:45:39,370 MM-HMM. 1103 00:45:39,404 --> 00:45:40,038 WELL, DON'T LET ME TAKE YOU AWAY FROM ANYTHING. 1104 00:45:40,071 --> 00:45:41,907 NO, NO, NO, IT'S ALL RIGHT. 1105 00:45:41,940 --> 00:45:42,974 JUST FINISHING UP SOME PAPERWORK, 1106 00:45:43,008 --> 00:45:46,978 AND THIS NEW TAX CODE-- IT'S GOT ME ALL SCREWED UP. 1107 00:45:47,012 --> 00:45:47,879 OH, YEAH, TELL ME ABOUT IT. 1108 00:45:47,913 --> 00:45:50,381 SO, ARE YOU TAKING THE STANDARD DEDUCTIONS, 1109 00:45:50,415 --> 00:45:52,317 OR ARE YOU ITEMIZING? 1110 00:45:52,350 --> 00:45:54,352 I'M, UH...ITEMIZING. 1111 00:45:54,385 --> 00:45:57,823 OH. WELL THEN, LET'S TAKE A LOOK HERE. 1112 00:45:58,924 --> 00:46:00,458 [COMPUTER BEEPS] 1113 00:46:00,491 --> 00:46:01,426 OK. WHAT--OH. 1114 00:46:01,459 --> 00:46:03,161 YEAH, YOU GOT THAT ONE. HEH. 1115 00:46:03,194 --> 00:46:05,130 OH, BUT...WHAT ABOUT THIS LOSS HERE? 1116 00:46:05,163 --> 00:46:08,499 YOU SEE, YOU CAN OFFSET THE DIVIDEND INCOME THERE. 1117 00:46:09,234 --> 00:46:11,536 WOW! I MISSED THAT. 1118 00:46:11,569 --> 00:46:14,572 YEAH, THAT'S LIKE 1,000 BUCKS RIGHT THERE. 1119 00:46:14,605 --> 00:46:15,941 [COUGHS] 1120 00:46:15,974 --> 00:46:17,976 HEH. UH... 1121 00:46:18,009 --> 00:46:20,979 YOU'RE IN THE SAME CLASSES WITH RYAN? 1122 00:46:21,012 --> 00:46:22,480 Max: OH, YEAH. 1123 00:46:22,513 --> 00:46:24,215 HI. OH, HI. 1124 00:46:24,249 --> 00:46:25,416 YOU GUYS GETTING ALONG OK? 1125 00:46:25,450 --> 00:46:27,152 UH, IT'S GREAT. 1126 00:46:27,185 --> 00:46:29,087 [BOTH GIGGLE] 1127 00:46:30,288 --> 00:46:31,222 OK. READY? 1128 00:46:31,256 --> 00:46:32,523 OH, LISTEN. WAIT, RYAN. 1129 00:46:32,557 --> 00:46:35,026 I WANT TO TREAT YOU GUYS. 1130 00:46:35,060 --> 00:46:36,461 HERE'S SOME CASH. 1131 00:46:36,494 --> 00:46:37,929 REALLY? 1132 00:46:37,963 --> 00:46:39,597 REALLY. 1133 00:46:39,630 --> 00:46:41,099 GREAT! OK, SEE YOU LATER. 1134 00:46:41,132 --> 00:46:42,500 TELL MOM I'LL BE HOME EARLY. 1135 00:46:42,533 --> 00:46:43,501 OK, I WILL. 1136 00:46:43,534 --> 00:46:47,472 NICE MEETING YOU, BOB...SIR. 1137 00:46:48,907 --> 00:46:51,476 BOY, THAT WAS WEIRD. 20 MINUTES AGO, 1138 00:46:51,509 --> 00:46:53,544 HE WAS SCREAMING ABOUT THE HEATING BILL. 1139 00:46:53,578 --> 00:46:54,846 OH, YEAH? HEH HEH! 1140 00:46:54,880 --> 00:46:56,181 I HAVE BIG NEWS. 1141 00:46:56,214 --> 00:46:57,015 UH-HUH. 1142 00:46:57,048 --> 00:46:58,016 I FOUND OUT TODAY. 1143 00:46:58,049 --> 00:47:00,285 UNIVERSITY OF IOWA-- I GOT AN EARLY ADMISSION. 1144 00:47:00,318 --> 00:47:03,421 OH, GREAT! THAT'S--THAT'S TERRIFIC. 1145 00:47:03,454 --> 00:47:04,923 WHAT ABOUT YOU? WHERE ARE YOU GONNA GO? 1146 00:47:04,956 --> 00:47:08,159 UH, I DON'T KNOW YET. I HAVEN'T HEARD. 1147 00:47:09,327 --> 00:47:10,128 WELL-- UH, 1148 00:47:10,161 --> 00:47:11,997 WELL, ALLOW ME. OK. 1149 00:47:12,030 --> 00:47:12,898 IOWA, HUH? 1150 00:47:12,931 --> 00:47:14,432 EVER BEEN THERE? NO. 1151 00:47:14,465 --> 00:47:17,936 I KNOW IT'S WHERE THEY GROW POTATOES. 1152 00:47:17,969 --> 00:47:18,536 CORN. 1153 00:47:18,569 --> 00:47:19,370 AHA. [GIGGLING] 1154 00:47:19,404 --> 00:47:22,207 YEAH, I KNEW THAT. YEAH. 1155 00:47:22,240 --> 00:47:24,375 ARE YOU READY FOR THE JERSEY JET? 1156 00:47:24,409 --> 00:47:26,577 I DON'T KNOW. 1157 00:47:28,313 --> 00:47:30,081 UNH. OK. 1158 00:47:30,115 --> 00:47:32,583 [ENGINE STARTS] 1159 00:47:33,151 --> 00:47:34,886 SO, WHERE ARE WE GOING? 1160 00:47:34,920 --> 00:47:37,155 UH, I LEAVE IT ENTIRELY IN YOUR HANDS. 1161 00:47:37,188 --> 00:47:39,024 IT'S YOUR TOWN. 1162 00:47:39,057 --> 00:47:40,591 OK. 1163 00:47:43,128 --> 00:47:45,430 WHOA. WHERE DID YOU GET THIS CAR? 1164 00:47:45,463 --> 00:47:48,033 OH, MY MOM DROVE IT WHEN SHE WAS IN COLLEGE-- 1165 00:47:48,066 --> 00:47:50,601 ORIGINAL BRAKES, ORIGINAL TRANSMISSION. 1166 00:47:50,635 --> 00:47:53,238 YOU KNOW, I STILL HAVE MY ORIGINAL FOOT. 1167 00:47:53,271 --> 00:47:54,372 WE BETTER WALK. 1168 00:47:54,405 --> 00:47:55,440 [BRAKES SQUEAL] HEH HEH! 1169 00:47:55,473 --> 00:47:56,975 [POP MUSIC PLAYING] 1170 00:47:57,008 --> 00:47:59,077 * YOU CAME INTO MY LIFE 1171 00:47:59,110 --> 00:48:02,047 * THE LOOK IN YOUR EYES TOOK ME BY SURPRISE * 1172 00:48:02,080 --> 00:48:02,813 [SHOUTING] 1173 00:48:02,847 --> 00:48:06,451 * IT'S YOU AND NOBODY ELSE... * 1174 00:48:06,484 --> 00:48:08,653 [LAUGHING] 1175 00:48:08,686 --> 00:48:09,687 UHH--WHOA. 1176 00:48:09,720 --> 00:48:11,522 OK, COME ON. 1177 00:48:11,556 --> 00:48:15,160 * I AM DESCENDING 1178 00:48:15,193 --> 00:48:18,463 * FROM HEAVEN ABOVE 1179 00:48:18,496 --> 00:48:23,201 * SO, CATCH ME, I'M FALLING, BABY * 1180 00:48:23,234 --> 00:48:24,669 * HOLD ONTO MY LOVE... 1181 00:48:24,702 --> 00:48:26,504 OK, COME ON. 1182 00:48:26,537 --> 00:48:28,974 YOU CAN DO IT THE LONG WAY. 1183 00:48:29,007 --> 00:48:30,008 AAH! 1184 00:48:30,041 --> 00:48:31,542 HA HA HA! 1185 00:48:31,576 --> 00:48:35,146 * CATCH ME NOW, I'M FALLING... * 1186 00:48:35,180 --> 00:48:38,249 UHH. WHOA. WHOA. 1187 00:48:39,250 --> 00:48:40,185 CHA, CHA, CHA. 1188 00:48:40,218 --> 00:48:41,319 CHA, CHA, CHA. OK. 1189 00:48:41,352 --> 00:48:43,388 OK, COME ON. 1190 00:48:43,421 --> 00:48:46,324 Ryan: MAX, MAX! WHAT...OH! 1191 00:48:46,357 --> 00:48:47,292 [LAUGHS] 1192 00:48:47,325 --> 00:48:50,962 [INDISTINCT CHATTERING AND VIDEO GAMES BEEPING] 1193 00:48:55,100 --> 00:48:58,636 THANKS. [MUTTERS] 1194 00:49:05,243 --> 00:49:06,377 OH... 1195 00:49:06,411 --> 00:49:07,545 MAX, DO YOU NEED A HAND? 1196 00:49:07,578 --> 00:49:10,348 NAH, I'M GOING GOOD NOW. 1197 00:49:11,149 --> 00:49:12,017 OH, WATCH OUT. JEEZ. 1198 00:49:12,050 --> 00:49:13,651 OH, BE CAREFUL. OH. WHOA. 1199 00:49:13,684 --> 00:49:14,685 WHOA, OH. 1200 00:49:14,719 --> 00:49:17,222 OH, WAIT, WAIT, OH, OK. HEH HEH! 1201 00:49:17,255 --> 00:49:17,755 YEAH. 1202 00:49:17,788 --> 00:49:18,656 [GIGGLING] OH, MAX. 1203 00:49:18,689 --> 00:49:20,658 YOU WANTED MUSTARD, RIGHT? 1204 00:49:20,691 --> 00:49:22,093 UM... 1205 00:49:22,127 --> 00:49:26,064 ACTUALLY, I LIKE KETCHUP. 1206 00:49:26,097 --> 00:49:26,864 HA HA! 1207 00:49:26,897 --> 00:49:27,532 OH, NO, WAIT. HERE, I'LL GO GET IT. 1208 00:49:27,565 --> 00:49:29,700 MAX, I'LL GO GET IT. IT'S OK. 1209 00:49:29,734 --> 00:49:31,602 THANKS. 1210 00:49:34,039 --> 00:49:37,542 Man on P.A.: EVERYONE CLEAR THE FLOOR, PLEASE. 1211 00:49:37,575 --> 00:49:41,446 YOUR NEXT NUMBER WILL BE LADIES' CHOICE, 1212 00:49:41,479 --> 00:49:42,013 COUPLES. 1213 00:49:42,047 --> 00:49:45,283 [SOFT POP MUSIC PLAYING] 1214 00:49:50,788 --> 00:49:54,559 * I WAS ALL RIGHT 1215 00:49:54,592 --> 00:49:57,528 * FOR A WHILE 1216 00:49:57,562 --> 00:49:59,730 * I COULD SMILE FOR A WHILE... * 1217 00:49:59,764 --> 00:50:00,698 OH! [GIGGLING] 1218 00:50:00,731 --> 00:50:02,500 WOULD YOU BELIEVE THAT I HAVEN'T BEEN ON SKATES 1219 00:50:02,533 --> 00:50:03,601 IN 15 YEARS? 1220 00:50:03,634 --> 00:50:05,236 YEAH, I BELIEVE IT. 1221 00:50:05,270 --> 00:50:07,572 WAIT. THAT MEANS THE LAST TIME YOU SKATED, 1222 00:50:07,605 --> 00:50:08,506 YOU WERE 2? 1223 00:50:08,539 --> 00:50:11,676 I WASN'T EVEN VERY GOOD THEN. 1224 00:50:11,709 --> 00:50:15,713 TRY BENDING YOUR KNEES. IT'LL HELP. 1225 00:50:15,746 --> 00:50:16,781 HEH HEH HEH! 1226 00:50:16,814 --> 00:50:18,616 SO, YOU COME HERE OFTEN WITH KEVIN? 1227 00:50:18,649 --> 00:50:21,752 HARDLY EVER. HE'S VERY CONCERNED ABOUT BEING COOL. 1228 00:50:21,786 --> 00:50:24,589 WAIT A MINUTE. YOU MEAN, THIS ISN'T COOL? 1229 00:50:24,622 --> 00:50:25,756 I'M OUT OF HERE. 1230 00:50:25,790 --> 00:50:27,058 GET BACK HERE! 1231 00:50:27,092 --> 00:50:27,992 HEH HEH HEH. 1232 00:50:28,025 --> 00:50:31,229 WHERE YOU'RE FROM, DO YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND? 1233 00:50:31,262 --> 00:50:34,065 AS A MATTER OF FACT, I DO... 1234 00:50:34,099 --> 00:50:35,500 OR, I DID. 1235 00:50:35,533 --> 00:50:36,634 WE WERE TOGETHER FOR 3 YEARS. 1236 00:50:36,667 --> 00:50:39,204 WE CAME THIS CLOSE TO GETTING MARRIED. 1237 00:50:39,237 --> 00:50:40,538 REALLY? 1238 00:50:40,571 --> 00:50:42,607 YEAH, SHE WAS MY SKATING INSTRUCTOR. 1239 00:50:42,640 --> 00:50:43,741 I CAN SEE WHY WE BROKE UP. 1240 00:50:43,774 --> 00:50:46,311 HEH HEH! OH, MAX. 1241 00:50:46,344 --> 00:50:52,550 * LEFT ME STANDING ALL ALONE * 1242 00:50:52,583 --> 00:50:56,721 * ALONE AND CRYING 1243 00:50:56,754 --> 00:51:00,558 * CRYING 1244 00:51:00,591 --> 00:51:03,761 * CRYING 1245 00:51:03,794 --> 00:51:05,496 * CRYING 1246 00:51:05,530 --> 00:51:12,670 * IT'S HARD TO UNDERSTAND * 1247 00:51:12,703 --> 00:51:18,243 * THAT THE TOUCH OF YOUR HAND... * 1248 00:51:18,276 --> 00:51:20,178 IT LOOKS LIKE YOU MADE A BIG IMPRESSION 1249 00:51:20,211 --> 00:51:20,778 ON MY FATHER. 1250 00:51:20,811 --> 00:51:21,679 OH, YEAH. HE'S TERRIFIC. 1251 00:51:21,712 --> 00:51:24,715 I THINK I BROKE ONE OF HIS PLANES, THOUGH. 1252 00:51:24,749 --> 00:51:26,651 [LAUGHS] 1253 00:51:26,684 --> 00:51:27,852 WELL, WHAT ABOUT YOU? 1254 00:51:27,885 --> 00:51:29,820 WHAT ARE YOUR PARENTS LIKE? 1255 00:51:29,854 --> 00:51:30,888 I, UH... 1256 00:51:30,921 --> 00:51:33,691 I LOST THEM IN A CAR ACCIDENT WHEN I WAS REAL YOUNG. 1257 00:51:33,724 --> 00:51:36,794 I WAS RAISED BY MY GRANDMOTHER. 1258 00:51:36,827 --> 00:51:38,329 MAX, I'M SORRY. 1259 00:51:38,363 --> 00:51:40,765 OH, NO, IT'S OK. 1260 00:51:40,798 --> 00:51:42,200 REALLY, IT IS. 1261 00:51:42,233 --> 00:51:44,635 * THAN I DID BEFORE 1262 00:51:44,669 --> 00:51:50,775 * BUT, DARLING, WHAT CAN I DO? * 1263 00:51:50,808 --> 00:51:53,444 Ryan: I'LL DROP YOU OFF AT YOUR HOUSE. 1264 00:51:53,478 --> 00:51:55,613 UM, YOU KNOW, ACTUALLY, IT'S SUCH A NICE NIGHT. 1265 00:51:55,646 --> 00:51:57,548 I THINK-- I THINK I'LL WALK. 1266 00:51:57,582 --> 00:51:58,516 OH, IT'S NO PROBLEM. 1267 00:51:58,549 --> 00:52:00,285 NO, ACTUALLY, RIGHT HERE, RIGHT HERE IS FINE-- 1268 00:52:00,318 --> 00:52:01,752 THIS CORNER. RIGHT HERE? 1269 00:52:01,786 --> 00:52:03,288 YEAH. YEAH. 1270 00:52:03,321 --> 00:52:04,422 OK. HEH HEH. HEH. 1271 00:52:04,455 --> 00:52:06,791 [BRAKES SQUEAL] 1272 00:52:06,824 --> 00:52:10,195 WELL, HEH... 1273 00:52:10,228 --> 00:52:12,330 WELL... 1274 00:52:12,363 --> 00:52:15,333 I HAD A GREAT TIME. 1275 00:52:17,402 --> 00:52:19,270 ME, TOO. 1276 00:52:19,870 --> 00:52:21,306 [SIGHS] 1277 00:52:21,339 --> 00:52:22,840 SO... 1278 00:52:22,873 --> 00:52:25,643 IS SOMETHING WRONG? 1279 00:52:25,676 --> 00:52:29,380 ACTUALLY, THERE IS SOMETHING I HAVE TO TELL YOU. 1280 00:52:29,414 --> 00:52:32,650 WHAT IS IT? 1281 00:52:33,218 --> 00:52:34,785 I... 1282 00:52:34,819 --> 00:52:36,954 THINK I'M COMING DOWN WITH A COLD. 1283 00:52:36,987 --> 00:52:40,191 [LAUGHING] A COLD? 1284 00:52:40,225 --> 00:52:42,960 YEAH, I'M VERY PARANOID ABOUT GERMS. 1285 00:52:42,993 --> 00:52:45,263 OH. 1286 00:52:45,296 --> 00:52:46,731 NOT ME. 1287 00:52:46,764 --> 00:52:48,699 [KISS] 1288 00:52:48,733 --> 00:52:50,868 BYE, MAX. 1289 00:52:50,901 --> 00:52:51,736 BYE, RYAN. 1290 00:52:51,769 --> 00:52:52,803 SEE YOU IN SCHOOL. 1291 00:52:52,837 --> 00:52:55,740 YEAH. [GIGGLING] 1292 00:52:57,575 --> 00:52:58,743 BYE-BYE. BYE. 1293 00:52:58,776 --> 00:53:01,746 [CAR ENGINE STARTS] 1294 00:53:04,382 --> 00:53:09,854 * YES, NOW YOU'RE GONE 1295 00:53:09,887 --> 00:53:16,561 * AND FROM THIS MOMENT ON * 1296 00:53:16,594 --> 00:53:20,831 * I'LL BE CRYING 1297 00:53:20,865 --> 00:53:23,734 * CRYING 1298 00:53:23,768 --> 00:53:25,436 * CRYING 1299 00:53:25,470 --> 00:53:27,372 [CLATTERS] 1300 00:53:27,405 --> 00:53:29,807 * CRYING 1301 00:53:29,840 --> 00:53:35,880 * YEAH, CRYING... 1302 00:53:35,913 --> 00:53:38,516 [GRUNTS] CRY--AAH! 1303 00:53:38,849 --> 00:53:40,818 GEE! PATRICK. HEH. 1304 00:53:40,851 --> 00:53:42,620 I TOLD YOU NOT TO DO THAT ANYMORE. 1305 00:53:42,653 --> 00:53:43,988 SORRY. MUST HAVE BEEN SOME DATE. 1306 00:53:44,021 --> 00:53:45,890 OH, IT WAS. WHAT'S ALL THE HUBBUB, BUB? 1307 00:53:45,923 --> 00:53:47,425 G-MEN! THAT'S ALL THE HUBBUB, BUB. 1308 00:53:47,458 --> 00:53:49,860 OH! I'M IN TROUBLE, PATRICK. I GOT A REAL PROBLEM. 1309 00:53:49,894 --> 00:53:51,429 MAN, THAT'S WHAT I'M TRYING TO TELL YOU-- 1310 00:53:51,462 --> 00:53:53,864 I WAS EXPECTING NOTHING, BUT SHE'S REALLY WONDERFUL. 1311 00:53:53,898 --> 00:53:55,566 I COULD LOOK AT HER FACE THE REST OF MY LIFE. 1312 00:53:55,600 --> 00:53:57,768 THE REST OF YOUR LIFE MAY NOT ADD UP TO MUCH, PAL. 1313 00:53:57,802 --> 00:53:59,870 AND SHE LIKES ME, TOO, NO QUESTION ABOUT IT. 1314 00:53:59,904 --> 00:54:01,906 DO THE WORDS "STATUTORY RAPE" 1315 00:54:01,939 --> 00:54:02,607 RING A BELL? 1316 00:54:02,640 --> 00:54:03,341 HEY, I WAS A PERFECT GENTLEMAN. 1317 00:54:03,374 --> 00:54:04,809 AND BELIEVE ME, IT WASN'T EASY. 1318 00:54:04,842 --> 00:54:05,876 YOU SHOULD HAVE JUMPED HER 1319 00:54:05,910 --> 00:54:06,944 WHILE YOU'RE STILL A FREE MAN. 1320 00:54:06,977 --> 00:54:08,279 COME ON, I GOTTA SHOW YOU SOMETHING. 1321 00:54:08,313 --> 00:54:09,780 [WHISPERING] Come on, get up. 1322 00:54:09,814 --> 00:54:11,616 Get up. 1323 00:54:11,649 --> 00:54:13,418 COME ON. [CLANG] 1324 00:54:13,451 --> 00:54:14,885 SHH! 1325 00:54:15,886 --> 00:54:17,322 [PANTS] 1326 00:54:17,355 --> 00:54:18,689 LOOK. 1327 00:54:18,723 --> 00:54:21,892 BAKEY! SHH! GET DOWN! 1328 00:54:22,960 --> 00:54:23,928 RIGHT NOW, THERE'S 2 DOZEN 1329 00:54:23,961 --> 00:54:26,564 EPHRAIM ZIMABLIST JRs EATING CHEESE AND CRACKERS 1330 00:54:26,597 --> 00:54:27,298 IN MY LIVING ROOM. 1331 00:54:27,332 --> 00:54:28,699 YOU NEVER SAW SO MUCH POLYESTER 1332 00:54:28,733 --> 00:54:29,800 IN SUCH A CONFINED SPACE. 1333 00:54:29,834 --> 00:54:31,369 WHAT ARE THEY DOING HERE?! 1334 00:54:31,402 --> 00:54:32,269 YOU'RE SUCH A SMART GUY. 1335 00:54:32,303 --> 00:54:33,938 WHERE ARE YOU GETTING ALL YOUR MONEY FROM? 1336 00:54:33,971 --> 00:54:35,005 UH...THERE'S A BANK MACHINE 1337 00:54:35,039 --> 00:54:35,973 OVER ON-- [SNAPS FINGERS] 1338 00:54:36,006 --> 00:54:37,875 OH MY GOD, THE BANK MACHINE! 1339 00:54:37,908 --> 00:54:39,510 IT'S ALL IN THE COMPUTER! OHH! 1340 00:54:39,544 --> 00:54:42,380 LUCKILY FOR YOU, THEY'RE LOOKING FOR ANDREW, 1341 00:54:42,413 --> 00:54:43,247 NOT MAX. 1342 00:54:43,280 --> 00:54:44,915 YEAH. I GUESS THE PRESENT ACCOMMODATIONS 1343 00:54:44,949 --> 00:54:46,651 JUST AREN'T GONNA DO IT. 1344 00:54:46,684 --> 00:54:49,387 I GOT THAT COVERED. COME ON. 1345 00:54:49,420 --> 00:54:51,789 LEAD ON, RAMBO. 1346 00:55:03,033 --> 00:55:04,402 [CRICKETS CHIRPING] 1347 00:55:04,435 --> 00:55:07,638 [PATRICK BEATBOXING] 1348 00:55:08,906 --> 00:55:11,642 Max: * CRYIN' 1349 00:55:11,676 --> 00:55:13,811 * OVER YOU 1350 00:55:13,844 --> 00:55:16,013 * CRYIN' 1351 00:55:16,046 --> 00:55:18,649 * OVER YOU 1352 00:55:18,683 --> 00:55:20,050 PATRICK... 1353 00:55:20,084 --> 00:55:23,754 THAT'S NOT A RAP SONG. 1354 00:55:23,788 --> 00:55:25,890 I DON'T BELIEVE THIS. YOU GOT KEYS TO THIS JOINT? 1355 00:55:25,923 --> 00:55:28,626 Patrick: WELL, MY MOM'S THE SCHOOL NURSE. 1356 00:55:28,659 --> 00:55:31,529 I GOT THE RUN OF THE PLACE. 1357 00:55:31,829 --> 00:55:33,063 YOU MIGHT FIND THIS AMAZING, PATRICK, 1358 00:55:33,097 --> 00:55:35,866 BUT THERE WAS A TIME WHEN I WANTED TO BE A TEACHER. 1359 00:55:35,900 --> 00:55:37,468 AS A MATTER OF FACT, THAT'S WHAT IT SAID 1360 00:55:37,502 --> 00:55:39,904 IN MY FIRST HIGH-SCHOOL YEARBOOK. 1361 00:55:39,937 --> 00:55:40,705 REALLY? 1362 00:55:40,738 --> 00:55:41,972 WHY WOULD SOMEONE WANNA WORK SO HARD 1363 00:55:42,006 --> 00:55:43,107 AND GET PAID SO LITTLE? 1364 00:55:43,140 --> 00:55:46,711 OH, THE MONEY'S NOT THAT IMPORTANT. 1365 00:55:46,744 --> 00:55:47,878 THIS SCHOOL REALLY GOT TO YOU. 1366 00:55:47,912 --> 00:55:51,482 I MEAN, YOU'RE DELIRIOUS. HEH. 1367 00:55:51,516 --> 00:55:53,551 WELL, UH, LOOK, I BETTER GET BACK 1368 00:55:53,584 --> 00:55:55,553 BEFORE THE G-MEN START ASKING QUESTIONS. 1369 00:55:55,586 --> 00:55:57,455 OH, BY THE WAY, DR. GUSICK'S OFFICE-- 1370 00:55:57,488 --> 00:55:58,656 YEAH, THE SHRINK? RIGHT. 1371 00:55:58,689 --> 00:55:59,590 HE'S GOT A REALLY NICE COUCH-- 1372 00:55:59,624 --> 00:56:01,426 I MEAN, PLUSH NAUGAHYDE. YOU CAN SLEEP THERE. 1373 00:56:01,459 --> 00:56:04,862 I KNOW. I SPENT SOME TIME ON IT LAST WEEK. 1374 00:56:04,895 --> 00:56:06,531 WELL, HERE. 1375 00:56:07,765 --> 00:56:10,134 YOU GONNA BE OK? 1376 00:56:10,167 --> 00:56:12,002 YEAH. 1377 00:56:12,036 --> 00:56:14,104 THANKS, PATRICK. 1378 00:56:17,074 --> 00:56:20,645 * CRYIN' 1379 00:56:21,779 --> 00:56:24,649 * OVER YOU 1380 00:56:24,915 --> 00:56:28,953 * CRYIN' 1381 00:56:32,122 --> 00:56:34,124 [SIGHS] 1382 00:56:44,469 --> 00:56:46,003 HA! 1383 00:56:48,706 --> 00:56:51,476 THE DOCTOR IS OUT. 1384 00:56:54,645 --> 00:56:56,146 [SIGHS] 1385 00:57:05,956 --> 00:57:07,458 [SIGHS] 1386 00:57:25,009 --> 00:57:26,076 TESTING. [ECHOING] 1387 00:57:26,110 --> 00:57:27,578 HEE HEE HEE. [MIC SQUEAKS] 1388 00:57:27,612 --> 00:57:29,847 HEH HEH HEH. 1389 00:57:29,880 --> 00:57:31,516 CALLING ALL CARS. CALLING ALL CARS. 1390 00:57:31,549 --> 00:57:35,486 BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR A WHITE MALE CAUCASIAN, 1391 00:57:35,520 --> 00:57:38,022 AGE UNKNOWN. 1392 00:57:38,055 --> 00:57:40,725 [LAUGHS] 1393 00:57:40,758 --> 00:57:42,527 THIS IS PRESIDENT MAXWELL 1394 00:57:42,560 --> 00:57:45,530 COMING TO YOU LIVE FROM THE OVAL OFFICE. 1395 00:57:45,563 --> 00:57:47,565 AND I DON'T HAVE A PASS. 1396 00:57:47,598 --> 00:57:50,568 TEACHERS, WHERE ARE YOUR PASSES? 1397 00:57:50,601 --> 00:57:52,737 WHERE ARE YOUR PASSES? 1398 00:57:52,770 --> 00:57:55,105 [LAUGHS] 1399 00:57:57,174 --> 00:57:58,175 WOW! 1400 00:57:58,208 --> 00:58:00,911 [BELL RINGING] 1401 00:58:01,712 --> 00:58:04,481 [INDISTINCT CHATTERING] 1402 00:58:07,251 --> 00:58:10,187 Boy: HEY, BROTHER, WAIT UP, MAN! 1403 00:58:17,027 --> 00:58:20,998 TEACHERS, I WANT TO SEE SOME CHANGES AROUND HERE. 1404 00:58:21,031 --> 00:58:23,834 NOW, CLASS--WAY TOO LONG. 1405 00:58:23,868 --> 00:58:26,170 COME ON, YOU CAN SORT OUT THE MAJOR POINTS 1406 00:58:26,203 --> 00:58:28,172 IN 15 MINUTES. BE REAL. 1407 00:58:28,205 --> 00:58:30,775 OUT GOES THE DRESS CODE. 1408 00:58:30,808 --> 00:58:33,277 [TOILET FLUSHING] 1409 00:58:36,146 --> 00:58:37,548 WELL, HE WANTS TO TAKE HIS TIME. 1410 00:58:37,582 --> 00:58:40,217 HE'S ROMANTIC. I THINK IT'S SWEET. 1411 00:58:40,250 --> 00:58:44,855 I DON'T THINK IT'S SWEET. I THINK IT'S SUSPICIOUS. 1412 00:58:44,889 --> 00:58:46,924 AAH! AAH! 1413 00:58:46,957 --> 00:58:47,992 OW. 1414 00:58:48,025 --> 00:58:50,761 All: I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO THE FLAG 1415 00:58:50,795 --> 00:58:53,230 OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA 1416 00:58:53,263 --> 00:58:56,667 AND TO THE REPUBLIC FOR WHICH IT STANDS, 1417 00:58:56,701 --> 00:59:00,270 ONE NATION UNDER GOD, INDIVISIBLE, 1418 00:59:00,304 --> 00:59:03,941 WITH LIBERTY AND JUSTICE FOR ALL. 1419 00:59:05,142 --> 00:59:08,746 UH, WE'LL HAVE THE VENISON AND THE PHEASANT, PLEASE. 1420 00:59:08,779 --> 00:59:11,649 OK, LET'S TALK FOR A MOMENT ABOUT ROACHES. 1421 00:59:11,682 --> 00:59:14,585 CAN WE GET THE SHOP CLASS TO START BUILDING A FEW MOTELS? 1422 00:59:14,619 --> 00:59:16,286 WE HAVE A REAL PROBLEM HERE. 1423 00:59:16,320 --> 00:59:18,989 THANK YOU. YOU APPROVE? 1424 00:59:19,023 --> 00:59:19,690 [GIGGLING] YES. 1425 00:59:19,724 --> 00:59:22,727 PIERRE, THE WINE LIST, PLEASE. 1426 00:59:22,760 --> 00:59:24,595 AND IN THE FUTURE, REPORT CARDS 1427 00:59:24,629 --> 00:59:26,263 WILL BE GIVEN BY STUDENTS TO TEACHERS. 1428 00:59:26,296 --> 00:59:28,098 Spanish teacher: LISTA... 1429 00:59:28,132 --> 00:59:28,933 Students: LISTA... 1430 00:59:28,966 --> 00:59:31,235 DE LAS... DE LAS.. . 1431 00:59:31,268 --> 00:59:34,705 COSAS... COSAS... 1432 00:59:38,175 --> 00:59:42,179 Chorus of men: * YEAH 1433 00:59:42,212 --> 00:59:44,181 AND THAT'S JUST THE BEGINNING. 1434 00:59:44,214 --> 00:59:47,217 I AM FOR PROGRESSIVE EDUCATION... 1435 00:59:47,251 --> 00:59:49,820 SO, WATCH OUT. 1436 00:59:49,854 --> 00:59:52,222 HA HA HA! 1437 01:00:08,338 --> 01:00:11,175 [POP MUSIC PLAYING] 1438 01:00:15,012 --> 01:00:17,715 * OW! OW! OW! 1439 01:00:17,748 --> 01:00:19,249 * OW! OW! OW! 1440 01:00:19,283 --> 01:00:21,919 WHOA--UNH! 1441 01:00:22,219 --> 01:00:25,322 * OW! OW! OW! 1442 01:00:25,355 --> 01:00:28,959 * OW! OW! OW! 1443 01:00:28,993 --> 01:00:31,962 * OW! OW! OW! 1444 01:00:31,996 --> 01:00:35,800 * OW! OW! OW! 1445 01:00:35,833 --> 01:00:39,203 * OW! OW! OW! 1446 01:00:39,236 --> 01:00:40,204 OH, SHIT! 1447 01:00:40,237 --> 01:00:41,839 [PANTING] 1448 01:00:41,872 --> 01:00:44,274 WHAT ARE YOU DOING SNEAKING AROUND IN HERE? 1449 01:00:44,308 --> 01:00:45,375 WAIT, YOU'RE THE, UH... 1450 01:00:45,409 --> 01:00:46,410 YOU'RE THE JANITOR. HEH! 1451 01:00:46,443 --> 01:00:50,280 CUSTODIAL ENGINEER-- EZZARD WILLIAMS. 1452 01:00:50,314 --> 01:00:51,315 AND YOU'RE MAD MAX. 1453 01:00:51,348 --> 01:00:54,819 I'VE SEEN YOU IN HERE EVERY NIGHT FOR WEEKS, BOY. 1454 01:00:54,852 --> 01:00:57,855 THIS IS A HIGH SCHOOL, NOT A HOLIDAY INN. 1455 01:00:57,888 --> 01:00:59,289 TELL ME ABOUT IT. HEH. 1456 01:00:59,323 --> 01:01:01,258 WHOA, EZZARD. UH... 1457 01:01:01,291 --> 01:01:04,061 GOT ANY MORE OF THAT STUFF? 1458 01:01:04,094 --> 01:01:05,429 HEH. OH, HELL, COME ON. 1459 01:01:05,462 --> 01:01:08,165 I AIN'T SUPPOSED TO BE IN HERE, EITHER. 1460 01:01:08,198 --> 01:01:11,035 [BOTH CHUCKLE] 1461 01:01:11,068 --> 01:01:13,337 YOU'RE PRETTY COOL ON THESE THINGS, BOY. 1462 01:01:13,370 --> 01:01:15,305 THANKS. 1463 01:01:16,874 --> 01:01:18,142 SO... 1464 01:01:18,175 --> 01:01:20,110 YOU'RE AN EX BOXER, HUH? 1465 01:01:20,144 --> 01:01:22,346 YOU DON'T GET A NOSE LIKE THIS 1466 01:01:22,379 --> 01:01:25,082 MOPPING HIGH-SCHOOL HALLWAYS. HMM. 1467 01:01:25,115 --> 01:01:27,251 THERE, THAT'S ONE OF ME-- 1468 01:01:27,284 --> 01:01:29,720 SPARRING WITH HURRICANE JACKSON, 1469 01:01:29,754 --> 01:01:30,921 STEEL PIER, 1470 01:01:30,955 --> 01:01:33,190 ATLANTIC CITY, NEW JERSEY. 1471 01:01:33,223 --> 01:01:34,124 HEH HEH. 1472 01:01:34,158 --> 01:01:35,392 STILL GOT THE FAST HAND. [IMITATING PUNCHES] 1473 01:01:35,425 --> 01:01:36,927 HEH HEH. QUICK COMBINATION-- 1474 01:01:36,961 --> 01:01:37,862 HEY, WAIT, WAIT. 1475 01:01:37,895 --> 01:01:38,495 HA HA! ALL RIGHT. 1476 01:01:38,528 --> 01:01:40,430 BUT I HAD TO QUIT THE RING. 1477 01:01:40,464 --> 01:01:42,399 TRIED WORKING THE CORNER-- 1478 01:01:42,432 --> 01:01:44,068 DIDN'T DIG THAT STUFF. 1479 01:01:44,101 --> 01:01:46,904 BUT YOU FIND OTHER THINGS TO DO. 1480 01:01:46,937 --> 01:01:47,738 AHH. 1481 01:01:47,772 --> 01:01:50,340 ONE THING I CAN SMELL WITH ALL OF THIS 1482 01:01:50,374 --> 01:01:52,109 IS BULLSHIT-- 1483 01:01:52,142 --> 01:01:55,045 HIDING OUT, SNEAKING AROUND, 1484 01:01:55,079 --> 01:01:57,314 TEARING DOWN YOUR OWN POSTERS. 1485 01:01:57,347 --> 01:01:59,316 I'VE BEEN WATCHING YOU. 1486 01:01:59,349 --> 01:02:01,986 NOW, WHO ARE YOU, BOY? 1487 01:02:04,989 --> 01:02:06,290 [SIGHS] 1488 01:02:07,858 --> 01:02:10,127 WELL, EZZARD... 1489 01:02:12,429 --> 01:02:14,364 YOU ARE LOOKING... 1490 01:02:14,398 --> 01:02:15,900 AT A WANTED MAN. 1491 01:02:15,933 --> 01:02:17,134 [ICE CUBE CLINKS] 1492 01:02:17,167 --> 01:02:18,268 HMM. YOU DON'T SAY. 1493 01:02:18,302 --> 01:02:21,038 YOU DON'T GET A NOSE LIKE THIS 1494 01:02:21,071 --> 01:02:22,773 BREAKING STOCKS. 1495 01:02:22,807 --> 01:02:24,374 I'M A STOCKBROKER, DAMN IT! 1496 01:02:24,408 --> 01:02:28,245 WHAT IS IN THIS STUFF? THIS HAS A LOT OF PROOF IN IT. 1497 01:02:28,278 --> 01:02:29,914 THESE...THESE 1498 01:02:29,947 --> 01:02:31,882 HIGH-SCHOOL KIDS-- HAVE YOU NOTICED THIS? 1499 01:02:31,916 --> 01:02:35,385 THEY'RE SO... AM I CRAZY? 1500 01:02:35,419 --> 01:02:37,421 THEY SEEM SO...YOUNG. 1501 01:02:37,454 --> 01:02:39,189 HEH HEH! YOU'RE THE GUY 1502 01:02:39,223 --> 01:02:41,158 THEY'RE LOOKING FOR IN THE NEWSPAPER, 1503 01:02:41,191 --> 01:02:42,893 FROM UP THERE IN BOSTON. 1504 01:02:42,927 --> 01:02:44,294 HA HA! YOU'RE HIM! 1505 01:02:44,328 --> 01:02:46,196 HOW YOU LIKE THAT? 1506 01:02:46,230 --> 01:02:48,032 I DON'T. HA HA HA! 1507 01:02:48,065 --> 01:02:48,632 [CLUNK] 1508 01:02:48,665 --> 01:02:50,367 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. 1509 01:02:50,400 --> 01:02:52,436 [LAUGHING] HA HA HA! 1510 01:02:52,469 --> 01:02:54,905 HERE'S TO YOU, MAX... 1511 01:02:54,939 --> 01:02:57,207 OR WHOEVER YOU ARE. 1512 01:02:57,241 --> 01:03:00,377 [EZZARD LAUGHS] 1513 01:03:00,410 --> 01:03:02,279 EZZARD, EZZARD, HO HO HO! 1514 01:03:02,312 --> 01:03:04,114 WHY ARE YOU LIVING HERE? 1515 01:03:04,148 --> 01:03:05,582 DON'T THESE PEOPLE PAY YOU? 1516 01:03:05,615 --> 01:03:08,485 SURE, BUT I'M MOVING NEXT YEAR. 1517 01:03:08,518 --> 01:03:10,087 MY BUDDY RAY AND ME, 1518 01:03:10,120 --> 01:03:12,489 WE GONNA OPEN US A DOUGHNUT FRANCHISE 1519 01:03:12,522 --> 01:03:14,358 IN SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA. 1520 01:03:14,391 --> 01:03:15,459 OH, YEAH? YEAH, 1521 01:03:15,492 --> 01:03:17,227 A DOUGHNUT CASTLE. HEH. 1522 01:03:17,261 --> 01:03:19,029 OHH. AH, LOOK-- WHOA. 1523 01:03:19,063 --> 01:03:21,498 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, BOY. 1524 01:03:23,533 --> 01:03:25,235 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. 1525 01:03:25,269 --> 01:03:26,436 RAY IS ALREADY OUT THERE, SO, 1526 01:03:26,470 --> 01:03:28,405 I'M TRYING TO SAVE UP MY MONEY. 1527 01:03:28,438 --> 01:03:29,539 HOW DO YOU GOT IT INVESTED? 1528 01:03:29,573 --> 01:03:31,608 IN A SAVINGS ACCOUNT. 1529 01:03:31,641 --> 01:03:32,943 A PASS BOOK? 1530 01:03:32,977 --> 01:03:33,810 YEAH. 1531 01:03:33,844 --> 01:03:36,213 OH, EZZARD! WE GOTTA SIT YOU DOWN, DUDE. 1532 01:03:36,246 --> 01:03:39,416 THERE'S STOCKS, BONDS, HIGH YIELD C.D.s, 1533 01:03:39,449 --> 01:03:41,418 AMERICAN DRAINPIPE. OHH, MAN. 1534 01:03:41,451 --> 01:03:42,319 DON'T YOU WORRY ABOUT ME. COME ON. 1535 01:03:42,352 --> 01:03:45,189 OH, I DON'T LIKE GIVING STOCK TIPS, ANYWAY. 1536 01:03:45,222 --> 01:03:46,123 WHERE ARE WE GOING? 1537 01:03:46,156 --> 01:03:47,457 YOU CAN PRETTY WELL SET YOURSELF UP IN HERE 1538 01:03:47,491 --> 01:03:50,494 AND NOT WORRY ABOUT BEING SEEN. 1539 01:03:55,065 --> 01:03:56,867 THANKS, EZZARD. 1540 01:03:57,634 --> 01:03:59,103 [PLOP] 1541 01:03:59,136 --> 01:04:00,037 [SNIFFS] 1542 01:04:00,070 --> 01:04:03,507 I USED TO SLEEP LIKE A LUMP OF COAL IN HERE. 1543 01:04:03,540 --> 01:04:05,109 GOOD NIGHT, EZZARD. 1544 01:04:05,142 --> 01:04:07,511 HEH HEH HEH. 1545 01:04:07,544 --> 01:04:08,445 AMERICAN DRAINPIPE. 1546 01:04:08,478 --> 01:04:11,381 YEAH, MAX, AMERICAN DRAINPIPE. 1547 01:04:11,415 --> 01:04:13,450 [INDISTINCT CHATTERING IN DISTANCE] 1548 01:04:13,483 --> 01:04:15,419 Ezzard: HEY, I'VE BEEN READING ALL THE STOCK PAGES 1549 01:04:15,452 --> 01:04:19,423 YOU'VE BEEN LEAVING AROUND. IT'S INTERESTING. 1550 01:04:19,456 --> 01:04:23,593 HEY, MACK. HEY, I'M TALKING TO YOU. 1551 01:04:23,627 --> 01:04:25,529 WHAT'S THE MATTER? 1552 01:04:25,562 --> 01:04:27,531 I DON'T BELIEVE IT. 1553 01:04:27,564 --> 01:04:29,233 AHERN--THEY BROUGHT HIM TO THE STAND 1554 01:04:29,266 --> 01:04:32,036 AND HE REFUSED TO ANSWER ANY OF THEIR QUESTIONS. 1555 01:04:32,069 --> 01:04:33,137 HE CLAMMED UP. 1556 01:04:33,170 --> 01:04:34,604 WHAT? CAT GOT HIS TONGUE? 1557 01:04:34,638 --> 01:04:38,375 YEAH... A CAT NAMED KAPADOS. 1558 01:04:38,408 --> 01:04:39,509 [GLASSES PLOP] 1559 01:04:39,543 --> 01:04:40,344 [SIGHS] 1560 01:04:40,377 --> 01:04:41,478 Patrick: YO, MAX! 1561 01:04:41,511 --> 01:04:43,513 HEY, HEY, MAXWELL, GUESS WHAT? 1562 01:04:43,547 --> 01:04:46,550 YOU ARE NOT THE ONLY ONE WITH A DATE. 1563 01:04:46,583 --> 01:04:48,518 OH...YEAH, THAT'S GREAT. 1564 01:04:48,552 --> 01:04:49,219 BY THEN I'LL HAVE IT-- 1565 01:04:49,253 --> 01:04:51,321 I'LL HAVE MY DRIVER'S PERMIT! 1566 01:04:51,355 --> 01:04:53,490 WAKE UP, MAX! THIS IS MAJOR SHIT. 1567 01:04:53,523 --> 01:04:54,358 IT WAS SO SIMPLE. 1568 01:04:54,391 --> 01:04:55,159 I JUST GO THE GIRL ON THE LINE AND SAID, 1569 01:04:55,192 --> 01:04:57,394 "YO, BABY, YOU AND ME FRIDAY NIGHT-- 1570 01:04:57,427 --> 01:04:59,363 BE THERE." PERIOD. SHE SAID YES. 1571 01:04:59,396 --> 01:05:02,632 IT WAS UNBELIEVABLE. 1572 01:05:03,333 --> 01:05:04,634 HEY, CHECK OUT THE DO, MAX. 1573 01:05:04,668 --> 01:05:06,503 CLINTON WENT TO WORK ON MY HEAD. 1574 01:05:06,536 --> 01:05:07,972 HA HA! YOU LIKE? 1575 01:05:08,005 --> 01:05:09,606 OH, YEAH. IT'S GREAT. 1576 01:05:09,639 --> 01:05:10,607 LISTEN, MAN, I'M OUT OF HERE. 1577 01:05:10,640 --> 01:05:13,177 I GOT SOME SERIOUS CAMPAIGNING TO DO. LATER, MAN. 1578 01:05:13,210 --> 01:05:15,379 [BIRDS CHIRPING] 1579 01:05:15,412 --> 01:05:16,613 HEY, WHAT'S THE PROBLEM? 1580 01:05:16,646 --> 01:05:19,049 PATRICK, I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE. 1581 01:05:19,083 --> 01:05:20,417 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 1582 01:05:20,450 --> 01:05:22,152 HEY, YOU ARE MR. POPULARITY, MAN. 1583 01:05:22,186 --> 01:05:24,188 EVERYONE'S GONNA BE OUT THERE VOTING FOR YOU. 1584 01:05:24,221 --> 01:05:26,090 I KEEP THINKING ABOUT RODRIGUEZ AND PRATT. 1585 01:05:26,123 --> 01:05:27,457 I HAVEN'T SLEPT IN WEEKS. 1586 01:05:27,491 --> 01:05:29,193 TAKE MY ADVICE-- JUST START BONING UP 1587 01:05:29,226 --> 01:05:30,427 FOR THE S.A.T.s. 1588 01:05:30,460 --> 01:05:32,262 [BELL RINGING] 1589 01:05:32,296 --> 01:05:35,032 [INDISTINCT CHATTERING] 1590 01:05:35,065 --> 01:05:39,069 MR. O'ROARKE? I'D LIKE A WORD WITH YOU. 1591 01:05:40,404 --> 01:05:42,372 Boy: WAIT UP. 1592 01:05:45,109 --> 01:05:46,410 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 1593 01:05:46,443 --> 01:05:48,612 DO YOU EXPECT TO WIN TUESDAY? 1594 01:05:48,645 --> 01:05:51,315 UH...I'VE GOT MY DOUBTS. 1595 01:05:51,348 --> 01:05:53,417 GOOD OLD CLINTON'S BEEN ALL OVER SCHOOL 1596 01:05:53,450 --> 01:05:55,219 DRUMMING UP SUPPORT FOR MAX. 1597 01:05:55,252 --> 01:05:56,520 OH, YOU NEVER KNOW. 1598 01:05:56,553 --> 01:06:00,490 SUPPORT CAN COME FROM VERY UNEXPECTED QUARTERS. 1599 01:06:00,524 --> 01:06:03,527 I'M THE CHAIRPERSON OF THE TELLERS COMMITTEE. 1600 01:06:03,560 --> 01:06:05,595 WE COUNT THE BALLOTS. 1601 01:06:05,629 --> 01:06:06,430 UH, MRS. BILLINGS-- NOW, 1602 01:06:06,463 --> 01:06:09,399 I WOULD LOVE TO CHAT WITH YOU, BUT... 1603 01:06:09,433 --> 01:06:12,236 I HAVE SO-CALLED PARENT CONFERENCES 1604 01:06:12,269 --> 01:06:13,370 ALL AFTERNOON. 1605 01:06:13,403 --> 01:06:15,305 IT'S NICE OF YOU, MRS. BILLINGS, REALLY, 1606 01:06:15,339 --> 01:06:17,174 BUT I DON'T WANNA-- HONEY, 1607 01:06:17,207 --> 01:06:18,775 SAVE THE GRATITUDE. 1608 01:06:18,808 --> 01:06:21,578 Man on P.A.: ALL STUDENTS WHO HAVE FAILED TO RETURN 1609 01:06:21,611 --> 01:06:23,280 THEIR SIGNED INSURANCE WAIVER 1610 01:06:23,313 --> 01:06:24,514 PLEASE SEE MR. LESSIG 1611 01:06:24,548 --> 01:06:27,317 IN THE DRIVER'S ED OFFICE IMMEDIATELY. 1612 01:06:27,351 --> 01:06:28,652 I'VE JUST PUT THE KETTLE ON. 1613 01:06:28,685 --> 01:06:30,254 YOU CAN COME RIGHT THROUGH HERE. 1614 01:06:30,287 --> 01:06:31,655 OH, THANK YOU. 1615 01:06:31,688 --> 01:06:32,389 YOU WOULD CALL IMMEDIATELY 1616 01:06:32,422 --> 01:06:34,224 IF YOU WERE TO HEAR FROM ANDREW, 1617 01:06:34,258 --> 01:06:34,891 WOULDN'T YOU? 1618 01:06:34,924 --> 01:06:36,326 DID YOU SAY YOU WANTED TEA? 1619 01:06:36,360 --> 01:06:39,729 DID YOU, MRS. MORENSKI? 1620 01:06:39,763 --> 01:06:42,032 HEAR FROM HIM? 1621 01:06:42,066 --> 01:06:44,634 IT'S IMPORTANT, PLEASE, THINK. 1622 01:06:44,668 --> 01:06:46,736 DID I...OH, YES! 1623 01:06:46,770 --> 01:06:48,672 HE DID CALL. 1624 01:06:48,705 --> 01:06:49,773 VERY GOOD. 1625 01:06:49,806 --> 01:06:53,043 NOW CAN YOU TELL ME WHEN? 1626 01:06:53,077 --> 01:06:54,411 DID HE SAY WHERE HE WAS? 1627 01:06:54,444 --> 01:06:57,714 OH, HONEYBOY SAID THAT HE WAS IN HIS OFFICE. 1628 01:06:57,747 --> 01:06:59,649 THAT'S DOWNTOWN ON STATE STREET. 1629 01:06:59,683 --> 01:07:01,185 HE'S GOT HIS OWN WINDOW. 1630 01:07:01,218 --> 01:07:02,786 WHAT DO YOU CALL HIM? 1631 01:07:02,819 --> 01:07:04,688 HONEYBOY. NO, NO, LOOK, 1632 01:07:04,721 --> 01:07:06,723 HE HASN'T BEEN IN HIS OFFICE FOR WEEKS. 1633 01:07:06,756 --> 01:07:10,727 INSPECTOR...WHAT WAS THE NAME AGAIN? 1634 01:07:10,760 --> 01:07:12,596 RICHARDSON. 1635 01:07:12,629 --> 01:07:14,598 DID I TELL YOU THAT I KNEW A RICHARDSON ONCE 1636 01:07:14,631 --> 01:07:17,334 WHEN I LIVED IN, UH, HM... 1637 01:07:17,367 --> 01:07:18,168 WHERE WAS IT? 1638 01:07:18,202 --> 01:07:19,803 PROVIDENCE, I BELIEVE. 1639 01:07:19,836 --> 01:07:22,306 FRANKIE RICHARDSON. 1640 01:07:22,339 --> 01:07:23,673 I WAS VERY YOUNG. 1641 01:07:23,707 --> 01:07:24,341 [KETTLE WHISTLING] 1642 01:07:24,374 --> 01:07:26,310 ANDREW... WHEN DID HE CALL? 1643 01:07:26,343 --> 01:07:27,577 OH, IT WASN'T ANDREW. 1644 01:07:27,611 --> 01:07:29,279 I HAVE OTHER GRANDCHILDREN. 1645 01:07:29,313 --> 01:07:31,615 IT MUST HAVE BEEN, UH... 1646 01:07:31,648 --> 01:07:33,750 I CAN'T RECALL NOW. 1647 01:07:33,783 --> 01:07:36,753 I'LL JUST GET THE TEA. 1648 01:07:41,691 --> 01:07:44,294 ALL THESE PHOTOS OF YOUR FAMILY? 1649 01:07:44,328 --> 01:07:46,630 YES, YES, THEY ARE. 1650 01:07:47,497 --> 01:07:49,533 ARE THEY CLOSE BY? 1651 01:07:50,667 --> 01:07:53,470 I HARDLY EVER SEE THEM. 1652 01:08:10,220 --> 01:08:12,789 WHAT'S THAT THING CALLED? 1653 01:08:12,822 --> 01:08:14,858 WHIPLASH. 1654 01:08:17,394 --> 01:08:20,464 THAT LOOKS REALLY UNCOMFORTABLE. 1655 01:08:20,864 --> 01:08:22,499 IT IS. 1656 01:08:22,532 --> 01:08:23,633 LOOK, MR. LESSIG, 1657 01:08:23,667 --> 01:08:25,402 MAYBE THIS ISN'T THE BEST TIME 1658 01:08:25,435 --> 01:08:27,137 FOR ME TO TAKE MY TEST. 1659 01:08:27,171 --> 01:08:28,838 GET IN. 1660 01:08:42,619 --> 01:08:44,554 START YOUR ENGINE. 1661 01:08:44,588 --> 01:08:47,357 [MOTOR STARTS] 1662 01:08:47,391 --> 01:08:48,158 [GRINDS] 1663 01:08:48,192 --> 01:08:49,459 [LAUGHING AND SHOUTING] 1664 01:08:49,493 --> 01:08:50,794 DO YOU THINK THAT MAYBE WE COULD AT LEAST 1665 01:08:50,827 --> 01:08:52,162 TALK ABOUT THIS A LITTLE? 1666 01:08:52,196 --> 01:08:54,331 KEVIN, WE'VE SAID ALL THERE IS TO SAY. 1667 01:08:54,364 --> 01:08:54,931 HAVEN'T WE? 1668 01:08:54,964 --> 01:08:56,366 NO, RYAN, WHAT'S WITH YOU? 1669 01:08:56,400 --> 01:08:59,569 I'VE NEVER SEEN YOU ACT LIKE THIS BEFORE. 1670 01:09:00,570 --> 01:09:01,738 RYAN... 1671 01:09:01,771 --> 01:09:02,406 TE-- 1672 01:09:02,439 --> 01:09:04,674 RYAN, LOOK, I'M TELLIN' YA. 1673 01:09:04,708 --> 01:09:06,310 YOU'RE ACTIN' LIKE AN IDIOT 1674 01:09:06,343 --> 01:09:07,110 BEHAVIN' LIKE THIS. 1675 01:09:07,143 --> 01:09:09,179 BECAUSE WE'RE NOT GOING OUT ANYMORE? 1676 01:09:09,213 --> 01:09:12,282 NO, BECAUSE YOU TRUST HAUSER, DON'T YOU? 1677 01:09:12,316 --> 01:09:13,183 YEAH, SO WHAT? 1678 01:09:13,217 --> 01:09:14,884 YEAH, SO WHERE'S HE FROM? 1679 01:09:14,918 --> 01:09:16,720 I HAPPENED TO BE IN THE OFFICE YESTERDAY, 1680 01:09:16,753 --> 01:09:18,822 AND I LOOKED UP A COUPLE OF THINGS. 1681 01:09:18,855 --> 01:09:19,556 YOU WHAT? 1682 01:09:19,589 --> 01:09:21,658 WHERE'D HE TELL YOU HE WAS FROM? 1683 01:09:21,691 --> 01:09:22,459 HE'S FROM BOSTON. 1684 01:09:22,492 --> 01:09:24,928 THAT'S NOT WHAT IT SAID IN HIS FILE. 1685 01:09:24,961 --> 01:09:26,863 IT SAID HE WAS FROM TEXAS. 1686 01:09:26,896 --> 01:09:30,367 WELL, THEY MADE A MISTAKE! 1687 01:09:30,400 --> 01:09:32,702 KEVIN, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU SPIED ON HIM. 1688 01:09:32,736 --> 01:09:34,304 HEY, RYAN, ALL I'M TELLIN' YOU 1689 01:09:34,338 --> 01:09:35,439 IS YOU BETTER NOT TRUST THE GUY. 1690 01:09:35,472 --> 01:09:37,741 I KNOW SOMETHIN'S FUNNY. 1691 01:09:41,010 --> 01:09:43,813 I CHECKED MY MIRROR, I DID EVERYTHING RIGHT... 1692 01:09:43,847 --> 01:09:44,781 THEORETICALLY... 1693 01:09:44,814 --> 01:09:45,982 I WISH THERE WAS JUST SOME WAY 1694 01:09:46,015 --> 01:09:46,750 I COULD TALK TO AHERN. 1695 01:09:46,783 --> 01:09:48,452 YOU KNOW, MAYBE SEE WHAT HAPPENED. 1696 01:09:48,485 --> 01:09:49,286 MY LIFE IS OVER. 1697 01:09:49,319 --> 01:09:50,887 MY LIFE ISN'T IN THAT TERRIFIC SHAPE, 1698 01:09:50,920 --> 01:09:51,688 EITHER. 1699 01:09:51,721 --> 01:09:52,522 [SIGHS] I KNOW MY BATHROOM CABINET. 1700 01:09:52,556 --> 01:09:54,691 THERE'S NO RAZOR, NO VALIUM, NOTHING. 1701 01:09:54,724 --> 01:09:56,893 THERE'S A FULL JAR OF CHEWABLE FLINTSTONES. 1702 01:09:56,926 --> 01:09:57,727 IT'S A LARGE JAR. PATRICK! 1703 01:09:57,761 --> 01:09:59,729 COME ON, WHAT KIND OF PROBLEM IS THIS? 1704 01:09:59,763 --> 01:10:00,464 COOL IT, OK? 1705 01:10:00,497 --> 01:10:02,666 I WAITED 10 YEARS FOR THIS DAY. 1706 01:10:02,699 --> 01:10:04,000 SO YOU CAN TAKE IT AGAIN. 1707 01:10:04,033 --> 01:10:04,901 SURE, JUST LIKE THAT. 1708 01:10:04,934 --> 01:10:07,304 LISTEN, I GOT SERIOUS PROBLEMS, ALL RIGHT? 1709 01:10:07,337 --> 01:10:08,605 TO YOU THEY'RE SERIOUS. 1710 01:10:08,638 --> 01:10:10,006 YOU KNOW, YOU'RE ALWAYS SUCH A WISE GUY, 1711 01:10:10,039 --> 01:10:11,375 EVERYTHING WITH YOU IS A JOKE. 1712 01:10:11,408 --> 01:10:12,509 EVERYTHI--EVERYTHING IS NEGATIVE. 1713 01:10:12,542 --> 01:10:13,877 YOU KNOW, YOU SPEND SO MUCH TIME 1714 01:10:13,910 --> 01:10:14,678 WORRYING ABOUT YOURSELF. 1715 01:10:14,711 --> 01:10:16,346 WHO ARE YOU WORRYING ABOUT, MAXWELL? 1716 01:10:16,380 --> 01:10:17,614 OH, NO, IT'S A LITTLE DIFFERENT, 1717 01:10:17,647 --> 01:10:18,548 NOBODY'S TRYING TO KILL YOU. 1718 01:10:18,582 --> 01:10:19,449 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, FORGET IT, ALL RIGHT. 1719 01:10:19,483 --> 01:10:20,950 YOU GOT YOUR TROUBLES, AND I GOT MINE, OK? 1720 01:10:20,984 --> 01:10:22,051 OK, SO WHY DON'T YOU 1721 01:10:22,085 --> 01:10:23,920 HAVE A LITTLE PERSPECTIVE AND MAYBE GROW UP A LITTLE. 1722 01:10:23,953 --> 01:10:24,754 ME GROW UP? 1723 01:10:24,788 --> 01:10:26,356 I'M NOT THE ONE PRETENDING TO BE A KID. 1724 01:10:26,390 --> 01:10:28,592 I'M NOT THE ONE RUNNING AWAY FROM SOMETHING. 1725 01:10:28,625 --> 01:10:29,459 YOU THINK MY LIFE IS SO EASY. 1726 01:10:29,493 --> 01:10:30,927 YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT MY LIFE. 1727 01:10:30,960 --> 01:10:32,829 OH, I USED TO BE EXACTLY LIKE YOU. 1728 01:10:32,862 --> 01:10:33,697 RIGHT, USED TO BE, 1729 01:10:33,730 --> 01:10:35,365 NOW YOU'RE THE AVERAGE, MIDDLE-AGED GUY 1730 01:10:35,399 --> 01:10:36,800 RUNNING FOR SENIOR CLASS PRESIDENT. 1731 01:10:36,833 --> 01:10:38,268 SEDUCING A GIRL HALF YOUR AGE. 1732 01:10:38,302 --> 01:10:39,202 OH--W-- 1733 01:10:39,235 --> 01:10:39,903 YEAH, AND IT'S EASY FOR YOU TO TELL BILLINGS 1734 01:10:39,936 --> 01:10:41,471 TO GO EAT SHIT. THE REST OF US 1735 01:10:41,505 --> 01:10:42,672 HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT GRADUATING. 1736 01:10:42,706 --> 01:10:44,274 BY THE WAY, I DON'T EXACTLY LIVE 1737 01:10:44,308 --> 01:10:45,208 TO DO YOUR HOMEWORK. 1738 01:10:45,241 --> 01:10:47,377 OK, WAIT, LET'S GET SOMETHING STRAIGHT HERE. 1739 01:10:47,411 --> 01:10:49,846 I AM NOT MIDDLE-AGED. 1740 01:10:49,879 --> 01:10:50,614 FINE! 1741 01:10:50,647 --> 01:10:51,415 LET'S GET SOMETHING ELSE STRAIGHT, 1742 01:10:51,448 --> 01:10:52,716 YOU'RE NOT THE ONE WHO ALMOST KILLED 1743 01:10:52,749 --> 01:10:53,883 THEIR DRIVING INSTRUCTOR, 1744 01:10:53,917 --> 01:10:55,018 AND THEN DROVE A BRAND NEW DODGE 1745 01:10:55,051 --> 01:10:57,687 BROADSIDE INTO A WHOLE VAN FULL OF NUNS. 1746 01:10:57,721 --> 01:10:58,588 I DID. 1747 01:10:58,622 --> 01:11:00,957 [LAUGHS AND SPUTTERS] 1748 01:11:00,990 --> 01:11:02,792 NUNS. HA HA... 1749 01:11:02,826 --> 01:11:04,294 OH, I'M SORRY. 1750 01:11:04,328 --> 01:11:05,862 I'M SORRY YOU FAILED YOUR TEST. 1751 01:11:05,895 --> 01:11:08,732 I'M SORRY ABOUT A LOT OF THINGS. 1752 01:11:08,765 --> 01:11:11,568 GOD, I HATED HIGH SCHOOL THE FIRST TIME. 1753 01:11:11,601 --> 01:11:13,970 NOW I KNOW WHY. 1754 01:11:14,003 --> 01:11:15,539 WELL, AT LEAST WE AGREE ON SOMETHING. 1755 01:11:15,572 --> 01:11:17,040 YOU KNOW WHAT, LET ME GIVE YOU A LITTLE ADVICE 1756 01:11:17,073 --> 01:11:18,975 ABOUT YOUR DATE TONIGHT, OK? 1757 01:11:19,008 --> 01:11:21,010 FORGET ABOUT LESLIE, JUST HAVE A GOOD TIME. 1758 01:11:21,044 --> 01:11:22,779 WHAT'S SHE SUPPOSED TO DO? 1759 01:11:22,812 --> 01:11:23,813 RIDE ON MY HANDLEBARS? 1760 01:11:23,847 --> 01:11:24,881 NO, THIS IS HUMILIATING. 1761 01:11:24,914 --> 01:11:26,015 MEET HER AT THE MOVIES THEN. 1762 01:11:26,049 --> 01:11:27,417 NO, NO, THIS IS BAD. 1763 01:11:27,451 --> 01:11:28,818 PATRICK... 1764 01:11:28,852 --> 01:11:29,553 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, 1765 01:11:29,586 --> 01:11:30,887 I'M SORRY. HEY! WHAT ABOUT YOU? 1766 01:11:30,920 --> 01:11:33,890 WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM? ANYTHING I CAN DO? 1767 01:11:34,524 --> 01:11:35,525 WELL, I'M ALMOST 30, 1768 01:11:35,559 --> 01:11:37,761 AND I'M STILL IN HIGH SCHOOL, 1769 01:11:37,794 --> 01:11:39,863 AND I HATE IT. 1770 01:11:39,896 --> 01:11:42,098 BUT I LOVE RYAN. 1771 01:11:42,131 --> 01:11:43,800 AND I WANT KAPADOS CONVICTED, 1772 01:11:43,833 --> 01:11:44,868 BUT I DON'T WANT TO DIE. 1773 01:11:44,901 --> 01:11:49,005 WELL, YOU'RE BASICALLY SCREWED. 1774 01:11:49,739 --> 01:11:51,908 THANKS. 1775 01:11:53,943 --> 01:11:55,712 OH, AND, UH... 1776 01:11:55,745 --> 01:11:57,614 GOOD LUCK TONIGHT. 1777 01:11:57,647 --> 01:11:59,883 YOU, TOO. 1778 01:12:01,150 --> 01:12:03,987 [BIRDS CHIRPING] 1779 01:12:14,831 --> 01:12:16,966 MAX... 1780 01:12:18,001 --> 01:12:18,735 DID YOU REALLY 1781 01:12:18,768 --> 01:12:21,905 LOSE YOUR PARENTS IN AN ACCIDENT? 1782 01:12:21,938 --> 01:12:25,475 I WOULDN'T MAKE UP SOMETHING LIKE THAT. 1783 01:12:26,776 --> 01:12:29,045 I DIDN'T THINK YOU WOULD. 1784 01:12:31,915 --> 01:12:35,051 DO YOU BELIEVE A PERSON HAS MORE THAN ONE LIFE? 1785 01:12:35,084 --> 01:12:36,853 REINCARNATION? 1786 01:12:36,886 --> 01:12:40,023 I DON'T KNOW, I NEVER REALLY THOUGHT ABOUT IT. 1787 01:12:40,957 --> 01:12:42,859 I WONDER...I MEAN, IF THEY'RE BACK. 1788 01:12:42,892 --> 01:12:44,961 WHERE THEY'D BE. 1789 01:12:44,994 --> 01:12:47,931 YOUR PARENTS. 1790 01:12:49,533 --> 01:12:52,035 I BET SOMEPLACE WARM. 1791 01:12:52,936 --> 01:12:54,871 AND PEACEFUL. 1792 01:12:56,973 --> 01:12:59,509 [CHUCKLES] 1793 01:13:00,009 --> 01:13:01,411 THAT'S REALLY FUNNY THAT YOU WOULD 1794 01:13:01,445 --> 01:13:03,447 SAY THAT BECAUSE, UH... 1795 01:13:03,480 --> 01:13:04,848 WHEN I WAS, UH... 1796 01:13:04,881 --> 01:13:06,683 OH, I GUESS I HAD TO BE ABOUT 4. 1797 01:13:06,716 --> 01:13:10,620 THEY TOOK ME ON A VACATION, AND, 1798 01:13:10,654 --> 01:13:12,756 UH, THERE'S A PICTURE OF ME AND THEM, 1799 01:13:12,789 --> 01:13:14,824 AND IT'S REALLY... 1800 01:13:14,858 --> 01:13:16,092 REALLY ONE OF THE LAST THINGS 1801 01:13:16,125 --> 01:13:19,028 I REMEMBER ABOUT WHEN THEY WERE ALIVE. 1802 01:13:20,096 --> 01:13:22,098 THEY TOOK ME SWIMMING AROUND THE SHORE, 1803 01:13:22,131 --> 01:13:23,833 AND, UH... 1804 01:13:23,867 --> 01:13:26,970 THERE WAS ALL THIS CORAL AND... 1805 01:13:35,144 --> 01:13:37,981 YOU'RE VERY BEAUTIFUL. 1806 01:13:58,902 --> 01:14:01,104 OHH...WHAT'S THE MATTER? 1807 01:14:04,674 --> 01:14:05,675 [SIGHS] 1808 01:14:05,709 --> 01:14:08,678 I KEEP WONDERING WHO YOU ARE. 1809 01:14:08,712 --> 01:14:10,146 WHY YOU DON'T GIVE ME YOUR PHONE NUMBER. 1810 01:14:10,179 --> 01:14:13,182 WHY YOU'D NEVER SHOW ME WHERE YOU LIVE. 1811 01:14:13,817 --> 01:14:17,053 MAX, WHERE DO YOU GO WHEN YOU GO HOME? 1812 01:14:19,756 --> 01:14:22,091 HOME. 1813 01:14:22,125 --> 01:14:26,663 OK, YOU WANNA SEE WHERE I LIVE? 1814 01:14:26,696 --> 01:14:29,032 COME ON. I'LL SHOW YOU. 1815 01:14:29,065 --> 01:14:31,568 COME ON. 1816 01:14:47,150 --> 01:14:50,019 FIRST I STAYED AT PATRICK'S. 1817 01:14:50,053 --> 01:14:52,121 THEN HERE. 1818 01:14:54,223 --> 01:14:55,925 MAX, YOU COULD HAVE SAID SOMETHING. 1819 01:14:55,959 --> 01:14:57,493 NO... 1820 01:14:57,894 --> 01:14:58,762 NO, I COULDN'T. 1821 01:14:58,795 --> 01:15:01,898 THE PEOPLE THAT ARE AFTER ME WANT ME DEAD. 1822 01:15:02,999 --> 01:15:03,933 I WAS AFRAID TO TELL YOU, 1823 01:15:03,967 --> 01:15:06,035 I WAS--I WAS AFRAID I MIGHT... 1824 01:15:06,069 --> 01:15:08,037 PUT YOU IN DANGER. 1825 01:15:08,071 --> 01:15:11,074 THEY'RE STILL OUT THERE LOOKING. 1826 01:15:14,143 --> 01:15:16,913 EVERYTHING I SAID TO YOU... 1827 01:15:18,081 --> 01:15:21,217 EVERYTHING... MAX SAID... 1828 01:15:21,250 --> 01:15:23,953 WAS FROM MY HEART. 1829 01:15:25,254 --> 01:15:27,924 ANDREW'S HEART. 1830 01:15:32,361 --> 01:15:33,997 WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? 1831 01:15:34,030 --> 01:15:35,565 [SIGHS] 1832 01:15:35,599 --> 01:15:39,202 I CAN'T HIDE HERE FOREVER. 1833 01:15:40,136 --> 01:15:43,673 MY GRADES AREN'T THAT GOOD. 1834 01:15:50,079 --> 01:15:53,149 OH, ANDREW. 1835 01:16:01,257 --> 01:16:03,827 NOT JUST A CAR FULL OF NUNS... 1836 01:16:03,860 --> 01:16:06,663 A WHOLE VAN FULL OF NUNS. 1837 01:16:06,696 --> 01:16:08,665 I MEAN, THE SISTERS WERE PRETTY COOL, 1838 01:16:08,698 --> 01:16:11,200 BUT LESSIG...INSANE. 1839 01:16:11,234 --> 01:16:12,201 DIE, LESSIG. 1840 01:16:12,235 --> 01:16:14,270 EAT SHIT AND DIE. 1841 01:16:14,303 --> 01:16:15,271 THAT'S NOT HIM, 1842 01:16:15,304 --> 01:16:17,040 THAT MUST BE HER OTHER GRANDSON. 1843 01:16:17,073 --> 01:16:17,974 Man: SHALL WE FOLLOW HIM? 1844 01:16:18,007 --> 01:16:20,109 Killer: YEAH, COULD BE GOING TO SEE MORENSKI. 1845 01:16:20,143 --> 01:16:22,345 I'M GOING INTO TOWN. 1846 01:16:33,222 --> 01:16:35,759 SO YOU DIDN'T WANT TO SEE THE ENDING? 1847 01:16:35,792 --> 01:16:38,161 I HATED THAT MOVIE. IT WAS DISGUSTING. 1848 01:16:38,194 --> 01:16:39,863 I KNOW, THAT'S WHAT I LIKED ABOUT IT. 1849 01:16:39,896 --> 01:16:43,266 I THOUGHT THE DECAPITATION WAS TOTALLY REALISTIC. 1850 01:16:44,067 --> 01:16:45,201 PLEASE... 1851 01:16:45,234 --> 01:16:47,203 [SIGHS] WHAT NOW? 1852 01:16:47,236 --> 01:16:48,672 UH, FOOD? 1853 01:16:48,705 --> 01:16:51,074 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU CAN EAT AFTER THAT. 1854 01:16:51,107 --> 01:16:52,909 BESIDES I'M ON A DIET. 1855 01:16:52,942 --> 01:16:55,078 WELL, THAT EXPLAINS THE SMALL DIET COKE 1856 01:16:55,111 --> 01:16:57,280 AND THE LARGE MILKDUDS. 1857 01:16:57,313 --> 01:17:02,318 LOOK, YOU'RE NOT HAVING A BAD TIME ARE YOU? 1858 01:17:04,020 --> 01:17:06,189 I KNOW WHERE WE SHOULD GO. 1859 01:17:06,222 --> 01:17:08,858 THE TRAIN YARD. 1860 01:17:08,892 --> 01:17:10,894 THE TRAIN YARD... 1861 01:17:10,927 --> 01:17:13,062 THAT'S DESERTED. 1862 01:17:14,063 --> 01:17:15,999 OH, THE TRAIN YARD. 1863 01:17:16,032 --> 01:17:17,400 IT'S DESERTED! 1864 01:17:17,433 --> 01:17:19,268 HEH HEH HEH. 1865 01:17:19,302 --> 01:17:20,770 SHIT. 1866 01:17:20,804 --> 01:17:21,337 WHAT? 1867 01:17:21,370 --> 01:17:24,273 LOOK, I DON'T HAVE MY... 1868 01:17:24,307 --> 01:17:27,076 ALPHA. IT'S IN THE SHOP, I SHOULD'VE NEVER BOUGHT 1869 01:17:27,110 --> 01:17:27,711 AN ITALIAN SPORTS-- 1870 01:17:27,744 --> 01:17:29,813 IT'S OK. WE CAN TAKE MINE. 1871 01:17:29,846 --> 01:17:31,280 THIS IS YOURS? 1872 01:17:31,314 --> 01:17:32,248 MY DAD'S. 1873 01:17:32,281 --> 01:17:34,283 HE'S IN HAWAII TILL SUNDAY. 1874 01:17:34,317 --> 01:17:36,385 EH, BYE-BYE. 1875 01:17:36,786 --> 01:17:39,188 HE JUST LETS YOU BORROW HIS JEEP? 1876 01:17:39,222 --> 01:17:40,857 NOT EXACTLY. 1877 01:17:40,890 --> 01:17:43,026 LET'S FORGET ABOUT THE TRAIN YARD. 1878 01:17:43,059 --> 01:17:45,161 LET'S GO TO YOUR HOUSE. 1879 01:17:45,194 --> 01:17:48,031 FINE WITH ME, PATRICK. 1880 01:17:48,064 --> 01:17:50,399 HERE, YOU DRIVE. 1881 01:17:50,433 --> 01:17:52,268 I FAILED LESSIG'S FINAL, 1882 01:17:52,301 --> 01:17:54,804 AND I DON'T EVEN HAVE A LEARNER'S PERMIT. 1883 01:17:54,838 --> 01:17:55,304 HEH. 1884 01:17:55,338 --> 01:17:58,074 THAT'S A DARN SHAME. 1885 01:17:58,107 --> 01:18:00,676 [CHUCKLING] 1886 01:18:08,351 --> 01:18:10,854 IT LOOKS LIKE A STICK. 1887 01:18:10,887 --> 01:18:12,421 I THINK. 1888 01:18:13,389 --> 01:18:14,791 OH, CHECK OUT THIS SOUND SYSTEM. 1889 01:18:14,824 --> 01:18:16,459 [POP MUSIC PLAYING] 1890 01:18:16,492 --> 01:18:17,360 SO, DID YA... 1891 01:18:17,393 --> 01:18:20,129 DO YOU EVER THINK ABOUT WEARING CONTACTS? 1892 01:18:25,301 --> 01:18:27,904 MY PARENTS HAVE A JACUZZI. 1893 01:18:27,937 --> 01:18:29,338 HOW DO YOU WORK THE LIGHTS 1894 01:18:29,372 --> 01:18:29,973 IN THIS THING? 1895 01:18:30,006 --> 01:18:31,941 [ENGINE STARTS] IT'S UM-- 1896 01:18:31,975 --> 01:18:33,009 OH, OH! 1897 01:18:33,042 --> 01:18:34,443 OH! 1898 01:18:35,211 --> 01:18:35,745 UHH! 1899 01:18:35,779 --> 01:18:38,281 [TRANSMISSION GRINDING] 1900 01:18:38,314 --> 01:18:40,383 [TIRES SQUEAKING] 1901 01:18:40,416 --> 01:18:41,384 AAH! 1902 01:18:41,417 --> 01:18:44,253 [ENGINE REVVING] 1903 01:18:45,388 --> 01:18:48,357 [TIRES SQUEAL] 1904 01:18:52,295 --> 01:18:55,298 [GIGGLES] 1905 01:18:55,331 --> 01:18:56,465 I CAN'T SEE A THING, 1906 01:18:56,499 --> 01:18:59,368 AND I PUT MY GLASSES DOWN A SECOND AGO. 1907 01:18:59,402 --> 01:19:00,303 I CAN'T-- 1908 01:19:00,336 --> 01:19:01,204 DON'T WORRY. 1909 01:19:01,237 --> 01:19:02,471 I'M DOING FINE, TRUST ME. 1910 01:19:02,505 --> 01:19:04,808 EHH... 1911 01:19:04,841 --> 01:19:05,508 2 HANDS-- 1912 01:19:05,541 --> 01:19:07,543 IT'S A WASTE OF AN ENTIRE HAND. 1913 01:19:07,576 --> 01:19:11,447 I HAD NO IDEA YOU WERE SUCH A CONFIDENT DRIVER. 1914 01:19:11,480 --> 01:19:12,348 UH-HUH. 1915 01:19:12,381 --> 01:19:14,183 [HORN BLARING] 1916 01:19:14,217 --> 01:19:14,951 UH... 1917 01:19:14,984 --> 01:19:17,353 Y-YOU JUST CAN'T SEE A THING, HUH? 1918 01:19:17,386 --> 01:19:19,255 WELL, EVERYTHING PAST 3 INCHES 1919 01:19:19,288 --> 01:19:21,958 IN FRONT OF MY FACE IS A TOTAL BLUR. 1920 01:19:21,991 --> 01:19:22,926 Patrick: HEH. 1921 01:19:22,959 --> 01:19:24,994 NO KIDDING, A TOTAL BLUR, HA. 1922 01:19:25,028 --> 01:19:27,263 [TIRES SQUEAL] 1923 01:19:27,296 --> 01:19:29,332 WHY ARE YOU STOPPING? 1924 01:19:29,365 --> 01:19:30,333 [GROANS] 1925 01:19:30,366 --> 01:19:31,868 PATRICK? 1926 01:19:31,901 --> 01:19:34,370 UHH. 1927 01:19:34,403 --> 01:19:37,206 [SPRAYS] 1928 01:19:39,475 --> 01:19:40,977 WE'RE GONNA DO A LITTLE TEST. 1929 01:19:41,010 --> 01:19:44,814 YOU TELL ME WHEN YOU CAN SEE ME. 1930 01:19:57,393 --> 01:19:59,362 [BOTH GASP] 1931 01:20:00,196 --> 01:20:01,430 HIYA, CHIEF, I HEAR 1932 01:20:01,464 --> 01:20:02,999 THEY'RE ANNOUNCING THE WINNERS TOMORROW. 1933 01:20:03,032 --> 01:20:04,333 YEAH, CAN I HAVE A COFFEE PLEASE? 1934 01:20:04,367 --> 01:20:05,101 EXTRA BLACK? 1935 01:20:05,134 --> 01:20:07,336 AND A PACK OF MARLBOROS, HARD BOX. 1936 01:20:07,370 --> 01:20:09,072 DOLL, YOU LOOK LIKE CRUD. 1937 01:20:09,105 --> 01:20:12,275 YEAH, THAT'S ME. PRESIDENT CRUD. 1938 01:20:12,308 --> 01:20:14,610 KEVIN'S IN THE BACK. 1939 01:20:14,643 --> 01:20:17,346 HE DON'T LOOK TOO HAPPY. 1940 01:20:18,882 --> 01:20:21,584 MA'AM, WHEN YOU HAVE A CHANCE... 1941 01:20:35,932 --> 01:20:36,699 THAT'S A NICE SHOT. 1942 01:20:36,732 --> 01:20:40,203 HEY, I WANNA TALK TO YOU OUTSIDE. 1943 01:20:40,236 --> 01:20:44,473 OH, I'D LIKE THAT. 1944 01:20:48,611 --> 01:20:50,213 YOU, UH, NEED TO HAVE 1945 01:20:50,246 --> 01:20:53,149 YOUR WHOLE ENTOURAGE WITH YOU? 1946 01:20:53,182 --> 01:20:56,519 HOWEVER YOU WANT IT. 1947 01:20:57,353 --> 01:21:00,056 [ALL TALKING TRASH] 1948 01:21:01,224 --> 01:21:02,926 SO WHAT HAPPENED WITH THE KID? 1949 01:21:02,959 --> 01:21:06,362 HE'S OFF WITH SOME BIMBO. 1950 01:21:06,395 --> 01:21:08,231 MY INSTINCTS ARE USUALLY VERY SOLID. 1951 01:21:08,264 --> 01:21:11,935 MORENSKI'S GOTTA BE IN THIS TOWN SOMEWHERE. 1952 01:21:11,968 --> 01:21:14,537 [DOOR SQUEAKS] 1953 01:21:20,509 --> 01:21:22,411 HERE I AM. 1954 01:21:22,445 --> 01:21:24,914 I'M SORRY. 1955 01:21:24,948 --> 01:21:27,183 WHAT ARE YOU TALKIN' ABOUT? 1956 01:21:27,216 --> 01:21:28,184 I'M SORRY. 1957 01:21:28,217 --> 01:21:30,153 I DIDN'T WANT ANYTHING TO DO WITH YOUR ELECTION. 1958 01:21:30,186 --> 01:21:31,020 SCREW THAT ELECTION. 1959 01:21:31,054 --> 01:21:33,022 I'M TALKIN' ABOUT HOW YOU MOVED ON RYAN. 1960 01:21:33,056 --> 01:21:34,657 I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT, TOO, OK? 1961 01:21:34,690 --> 01:21:38,161 I'M NOT EVEN GONNA BE SEEING HER ANYMORE. 1962 01:21:38,461 --> 01:21:40,063 I'M DROPPIN' OUT. 1963 01:21:40,096 --> 01:21:42,565 WHAT ARE YOU TALKIN' ABOUT, MAX? 1964 01:21:42,598 --> 01:21:44,500 JUST CALL HER, OK? 1965 01:21:44,533 --> 01:21:45,601 AND WHEN YOU DO, DON'T TREAT HER 1966 01:21:45,634 --> 01:21:47,670 LIKE A PIECE OF REAL ESTATE. 1967 01:21:47,703 --> 01:21:48,604 JUST LISTEN TO HER. 1968 01:21:48,637 --> 01:21:50,273 HEY, DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO. 1969 01:21:50,306 --> 01:21:51,174 HANDS OFF. 1970 01:21:51,207 --> 01:21:52,341 WHERE YOU GOIN', MAX? 1971 01:21:52,375 --> 01:21:53,409 I WANNA KNOW WHAT SHE SAID. 1972 01:21:53,442 --> 01:21:55,444 WHAT'D SHE TELL YOU ABOUT ME, MAX? 1973 01:21:55,478 --> 01:21:59,615 SHE SAID YOU WERE A PRETTY DECENT GUY. 1974 01:21:59,648 --> 01:22:02,185 GOOD LUCK IN THE ELECTION TOMORROW. 1975 01:22:02,218 --> 01:22:06,990 I HOPE TO GOD YOU WIN. 1976 01:22:07,023 --> 01:22:09,959 [POOL BALLS CLACKING] 1977 01:22:12,495 --> 01:22:14,563 Man: COME ON, LET'S GO. 1978 01:22:14,597 --> 01:22:15,431 YEAH, SURE. 1979 01:22:15,464 --> 01:22:19,035 UM, EXCUSE ME, UM, THERE WAS A YOUNG MAN 1980 01:22:19,068 --> 01:22:20,636 SITTING HERE-- MAXWELL? 1981 01:22:20,669 --> 01:22:22,471 THAT'S RIGHT--MAXWELL. 1982 01:22:22,505 --> 01:22:24,507 UH, DID YOU SEE WHERE HE WENT? 1983 01:22:24,540 --> 01:22:26,075 HONEY, THEY COME IN AND GO OUT. 1984 01:22:26,109 --> 01:22:28,077 COULDN'T HAVE LEFT MORE THAN 3 OR 4 MINUTES AGO. 1985 01:22:28,111 --> 01:22:29,979 YOU GOT NO IDEA WHICH WAY HE WAS HEADED? 1986 01:22:30,013 --> 01:22:31,080 SORRY, SWEETIE, 1987 01:22:31,114 --> 01:22:32,715 I SERVE 'EM AND OFF THEY GO. 1988 01:22:32,748 --> 01:22:34,517 SEE, LOOK, I'M AN OLD FRIEND OF HIS-- 1989 01:22:34,550 --> 01:22:36,285 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 1990 01:22:41,357 --> 01:22:43,692 STAY HERE. 1991 01:23:01,677 --> 01:23:04,647 [MARCHING BAND PLAYING] 1992 01:23:32,175 --> 01:23:34,310 Principal: WOULD EVERYBODY KINDLY 1993 01:23:34,343 --> 01:23:37,080 TAKE THEIR SEATS, PLEASE? 1994 01:23:37,113 --> 01:23:38,514 EVERYBODY SIT DOWN. 1995 01:23:38,547 --> 01:23:40,716 YOU PEOPLE OVER THERE. 1996 01:23:40,749 --> 01:23:43,619 SIT DOWN. EVERYBODY DOWN. 1997 01:23:48,257 --> 01:23:50,826 EVERYBODY, DOWN, COME ON, NOW! 1998 01:23:50,859 --> 01:23:52,828 Boy: COME ON, SIT DOWN, YOU GUYS! 1999 01:23:52,861 --> 01:23:55,798 HOW 'BOUT A BIG ROUND OF APPLAUSE FOR THE GIRLS. 2000 01:23:55,831 --> 01:23:57,733 YEAH, MAX FOR PRESIDENT! 2001 01:23:57,766 --> 01:24:00,236 YEAH, MAX! HA HA HA! 2002 01:24:00,269 --> 01:24:01,304 Principal: ALL RIGHT, 2003 01:24:01,337 --> 01:24:02,738 COULD I HAVE SOME QUIET, PLEASE? 2004 01:24:02,771 --> 01:24:03,572 HEY, MAX! 2005 01:24:03,606 --> 01:24:04,640 Principal: NOW, THE ORDER OF THE DAY. 2006 01:24:04,673 --> 01:24:09,412 IT'S TIME TO ANNOUNCE THE NEW SENIOR CLASS OFFICERS. 2007 01:24:09,445 --> 01:24:11,780 [CHEERING] 2008 01:24:14,317 --> 01:24:16,652 ALL OF YOUR BALLOTS HAVE BEEN CAST. 2009 01:24:16,685 --> 01:24:18,154 Girl: WAY TO GO! 2010 01:24:18,187 --> 01:24:19,588 AND YOU'VE MADE YOUR DECISIONS. 2011 01:24:19,622 --> 01:24:22,858 FINAL TABULATION'S BEEN MADE BY OUR TELLERS COMMITTEE. 2012 01:24:22,891 --> 01:24:26,262 CAN WE HAVE A BIG ROUND OF APPLAUSE FOR THEM? 2013 01:24:26,295 --> 01:24:27,630 CHEER 'EM ON. 2014 01:24:27,663 --> 01:24:30,366 [BOOING] 2015 01:24:32,435 --> 01:24:35,338 Girl: BOO, MRS. BILLINGS! 2016 01:24:35,371 --> 01:24:36,339 TREASURER, 2017 01:24:36,372 --> 01:24:38,674 CAN I HAVE THE ENVELOPES, PLEASE, MRS. BILLINGS? 2018 01:24:38,707 --> 01:24:41,677 [WHISTLING AND CAT CALLS] 2019 01:24:46,349 --> 01:24:48,651 THANK YOU. 2020 01:24:48,684 --> 01:24:50,753 THE WINNER IS FOR TREASURER. 2021 01:24:50,786 --> 01:24:53,756 VICTORIA BRADLEY. 2022 01:24:53,789 --> 01:24:56,492 [CHEERING] 2023 01:24:58,194 --> 01:25:02,231 Principal: CONGRATULATIONS, VICTORIA. 2024 01:25:03,599 --> 01:25:05,134 FOR VICE-PRESIDENT... 2025 01:25:05,168 --> 01:25:06,669 YOUR NEW VICE-PRESIDENT IS 2026 01:25:06,702 --> 01:25:09,238 DOUGLAS ROAN. HOW 'BOUT IT? 2027 01:25:09,272 --> 01:25:11,807 [CHEERING] 2028 01:25:12,675 --> 01:25:15,178 DOUGLAS... 2029 01:25:15,211 --> 01:25:17,780 THERE'S A LOT OF KIDS IN THERE. 2030 01:25:17,813 --> 01:25:18,514 AT THE MOMENT, 2031 01:25:18,547 --> 01:25:20,816 I'M ONLY INTERESTED IN ONE KID. 2032 01:25:20,849 --> 01:25:21,650 Principal: FINALLY, 2033 01:25:21,684 --> 01:25:26,689 TOPSAIL'S NEW SENIOR CLASS PRESIDENT. 2034 01:25:30,393 --> 01:25:33,396 COULD WE HAVE SOME QUIET, PLEASE? 2035 01:25:33,762 --> 01:25:35,798 [CHEERING CONTINUES] 2036 01:25:35,831 --> 01:25:38,234 IT WAS A VERY, VERY CLOSE RACE. 2037 01:25:38,267 --> 01:25:40,669 BUT THE WINNER IS... 2038 01:25:40,703 --> 01:25:43,172 KEVIN O'ROARK! 2039 01:25:43,206 --> 01:25:45,808 [CHEERING AND BOOING] 2040 01:25:45,841 --> 01:25:49,412 SAY A FEW WORDS, KEVIN. 2041 01:25:49,445 --> 01:25:50,546 Max: CONGRATULATIONS! 2042 01:25:50,579 --> 01:25:52,781 SAY A FEW WORDS, KEVIN. 2043 01:25:52,815 --> 01:25:55,184 ALL RIGHT. 2044 01:25:56,252 --> 01:25:57,453 Kevin: THANK YOU. 2045 01:25:57,486 --> 01:26:01,390 AS MY FIRST OFFICIAL ACTION 2046 01:26:01,424 --> 01:26:02,858 AS YOUR NEW SENIOR CLASS PRESIDENT... 2047 01:26:02,891 --> 01:26:06,762 I THINK I'D LIKE TO DEMAND A RECOUNT. 2048 01:26:07,263 --> 01:26:08,497 WHAT? A RECOUNT. 2049 01:26:08,531 --> 01:26:10,366 WAIT A MINUTE, YOU CAN'T DO THAT. 2050 01:26:10,399 --> 01:26:11,300 YEAH, AS A MATTER OF FACT, 2051 01:26:11,334 --> 01:26:13,969 I THINK WE CAN DO IT RIGHT NOW. 2052 01:26:14,002 --> 01:26:16,505 EVERYONE HERE WHO VOTED FOR ME, 2053 01:26:16,539 --> 01:26:19,575 COULD YOU JUST RAISE YOUR HAND, PLEASE? 2054 01:26:19,608 --> 01:26:20,709 [AUDIENCE MUTTERING] 2055 01:26:20,743 --> 01:26:21,610 THANKS. 2056 01:26:21,644 --> 01:26:24,880 AND NOW HOW MANY FOR MAX? 2057 01:26:33,021 --> 01:26:36,392 Kevin: COME ON UP HERE, MAX. 2058 01:26:46,902 --> 01:26:47,803 ANDREW! 2059 01:26:47,836 --> 01:26:49,772 ANDREW! 2060 01:26:50,939 --> 01:26:54,577 Kevin: COME ON UP HERE! 2061 01:26:55,511 --> 01:26:57,813 THERE'S YOUR REAL PRESIDENT. 2062 01:27:02,885 --> 01:27:04,620 ANDREW! 2063 01:27:04,653 --> 01:27:06,789 PLEASE... 2064 01:27:06,822 --> 01:27:09,792 PLEASE, I'M NOT THE PERSON YOU THINK I AM. 2065 01:27:09,825 --> 01:27:12,295 [GRUNTING] 2066 01:27:12,328 --> 01:27:14,663 [GUNSHOT] 2067 01:27:14,697 --> 01:27:15,331 GET DOWN! 2068 01:27:15,364 --> 01:27:16,832 DOWN, EVERYBODY! GET DOWN! 2069 01:27:16,865 --> 01:27:19,468 [SCREAMING] GET DOWN! 2070 01:27:30,913 --> 01:27:33,516 AAH! GET-- 2071 01:27:43,025 --> 01:27:45,561 I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE THAT WANTED TO KILL YOU. 2072 01:27:45,594 --> 01:27:46,995 TAKE A NUMBER. 2073 01:27:50,866 --> 01:27:53,402 [GRUNTING] 2074 01:28:36,579 --> 01:28:38,681 EASY, MAX! 2075 01:28:47,055 --> 01:28:49,558 ANDREW, YOU'RE PUSHING IT. 2076 01:28:50,025 --> 01:28:53,061 YOU KNOW, YOU'RE A PISS-POOR HIT MAN. 2077 01:29:10,946 --> 01:29:14,617 YOU SEEM A LITTLE NERVOUS. 2078 01:29:15,618 --> 01:29:16,519 WHAT KIND OF A-- 2079 01:29:16,552 --> 01:29:18,987 WHAT KIND OF A SNIPER IS AFRAID OF HEIGHTS? 2080 01:29:19,021 --> 01:29:21,957 WHAT'S YOUR NAME? 2081 01:29:21,990 --> 01:29:24,393 YOU KNOW MY NAME, WHAT'S YOURS? 2082 01:29:27,863 --> 01:29:31,634 HOW MUCH IS KAPADOS PAYIN' YOU, ANYWAY? 2083 01:29:33,536 --> 01:29:34,470 YOU KNOW WHAT FREUD SAYS 2084 01:29:34,503 --> 01:29:36,605 ABOUT PEOPLE WHO PLAY WITH GUNS? 2085 01:29:37,873 --> 01:29:40,409 THEY HAVE LITTLE DICKS. 2086 01:29:45,481 --> 01:29:47,015 [GRUNTING AND YELLING] 2087 01:29:47,049 --> 01:29:49,785 AAH! MAX! 2088 01:29:50,786 --> 01:29:52,421 OW! 2089 01:29:54,857 --> 01:29:56,992 AAH! 2090 01:29:58,461 --> 01:30:00,863 [SCREAMING] 2091 01:30:08,804 --> 01:30:11,039 AAH! 2092 01:30:11,073 --> 01:30:12,808 [ALL SCREAM] 2093 01:30:12,841 --> 01:30:13,942 Girl: OH, MY GOD. 2094 01:30:13,976 --> 01:30:16,679 [SIRENS APPROACHING] 2095 01:30:34,062 --> 01:30:36,965 Bailiff: STATE YOUR NAME FOR THE COURT. 2096 01:30:36,999 --> 01:30:37,866 ANDREW MORENSKI. 2097 01:30:37,900 --> 01:30:38,967 AND DO YOU, ANDREW MORENSKI, 2098 01:30:39,001 --> 01:30:40,769 SWEAR TO TELL THE TRUTH, THE WHOLE TRUTH, 2099 01:30:40,803 --> 01:30:42,037 AND NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH, 2100 01:30:42,070 --> 01:30:43,205 SO HELP YOU GOD? 2101 01:30:43,238 --> 01:30:45,040 I DO. 2102 01:30:51,514 --> 01:30:54,983 MR. BREACH, YOUR WITNESS. 2103 01:30:55,017 --> 01:30:58,053 THANK YOU, YOUR HONOR. 2104 01:30:58,086 --> 01:30:59,955 MR. MORENSKI, 2105 01:30:59,988 --> 01:31:02,057 HOW WELL DO YOU RECALL THE FIRST TIME 2106 01:31:02,090 --> 01:31:03,692 YOU MET THE DEFENDANT, 2107 01:31:03,726 --> 01:31:06,094 MR. VICTOR KAPADOS? 2108 01:31:06,529 --> 01:31:07,996 Andrew: VERY WELL. 2109 01:31:08,030 --> 01:31:10,065 IN YOUR OWN WORDS, 2110 01:31:10,098 --> 01:31:12,768 WOULD YOU DESCRIBE FOR THE COURT 2111 01:31:12,801 --> 01:31:15,571 THE CIRCUMSTANCES OF THAT MEETING. 2112 01:31:18,040 --> 01:31:25,981 MR. AHERN, MR. RODRIGUEZ, AND I WERE AT OUR OFFICES. 2113 01:31:26,014 --> 01:31:28,183 I-I BELIEVE IT WAS IN... 2114 01:31:28,216 --> 01:31:31,887 ANDREW. 2115 01:31:32,888 --> 01:31:33,822 MAKE IT SHORT. 2116 01:31:33,856 --> 01:31:35,023 YOU HAVE A PLANE TO CATCH. 2117 01:31:35,057 --> 01:31:38,060 I'LL WAIT OVER HERE, ANDREW. 2118 01:31:43,666 --> 01:31:46,301 I HAVE TO GO AWAY FOR A LITTLE WHILE, GRAMMY. 2119 01:31:46,334 --> 01:31:47,903 THEY WOULDN'T TELL ME WHERE. 2120 01:31:47,936 --> 01:31:49,605 YEAH, I KNOW, THAT'S, UH... 2121 01:31:49,638 --> 01:31:51,073 THAT'S ONE OF THE RULES. 2122 01:31:51,106 --> 01:31:53,942 WELL, IT'S A BAD RULE. I'M YOUR GRANDMOTHER. 2123 01:31:53,976 --> 01:31:55,911 I CAN'T TELL YOU WHERE. 2124 01:31:55,944 --> 01:31:58,981 BUT THEY LET ME HAVE A LITTLE BIT OF A SAY 2125 01:31:59,014 --> 01:32:00,816 IN THE DECISION SO... 2126 01:32:00,849 --> 01:32:02,985 SO I'LL BE FINE. 2127 01:32:03,018 --> 01:32:05,087 NO MORE TRADING STOCKS. 2128 01:32:05,120 --> 01:32:07,289 NO. 2129 01:32:07,322 --> 01:32:10,158 NO, BUT, UH... 2130 01:32:10,192 --> 01:32:11,059 [EXHALES] 2131 01:32:11,093 --> 01:32:15,097 BUT THAT MAY NOT BE SUCH A TERRIBLE THING. 2132 01:32:17,933 --> 01:32:20,636 YOUR PARENTS WOULD BE SO PROUD. 2133 01:32:21,870 --> 01:32:25,173 AND YOU ALREADY KNOW HOW I FEEL. 2134 01:32:31,814 --> 01:32:33,882 GOOD-BYE, HONEYBOY. 2135 01:32:34,917 --> 01:32:36,685 BE GOOD... 2136 01:32:36,719 --> 01:32:39,254 [LAUGHING AND TALKING] 2137 01:32:45,360 --> 01:32:47,830 [HORN BLARES] 2138 01:32:48,631 --> 01:32:51,133 [ENGINE REVS] 2139 01:32:51,166 --> 01:32:52,801 WE'RE GONNA BUST A MOVE IN A SERIOUS-- 2140 01:32:52,835 --> 01:32:54,202 YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN'? 2141 01:32:54,236 --> 01:32:56,171 YO, PATRICK! 2142 01:32:56,204 --> 01:32:57,205 CLINTON, GUY, 2143 01:32:57,239 --> 01:32:58,641 THIS IS MY NEW SET OF WHEELS. 2144 01:32:58,674 --> 01:33:00,175 PATRICK, MY MAN, GET IN HERE. 2145 01:33:00,208 --> 01:33:02,745 YO, THAT'S A LIVE RIDE. 2146 01:33:02,778 --> 01:33:03,646 WHOO! 2147 01:33:03,679 --> 01:33:05,313 CHECK THAT OUT. 2148 01:33:05,748 --> 01:33:08,250 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, PICTURE TIME, LET'S GO. 2149 01:33:08,283 --> 01:33:10,252 ON 3--1, 2, 3! 2150 01:33:10,285 --> 01:33:11,153 BUST A MOVE! 2151 01:33:11,186 --> 01:33:13,856 [SHUTTER CLICKING] 2152 01:33:15,257 --> 01:33:18,193 [TOWER BELLS TOLLING] 2153 01:34:01,136 --> 01:34:02,237 HI. 2154 01:34:02,270 --> 01:34:05,307 I'M GETTING MY TEACHING DEGREE. 2155 01:34:05,340 --> 01:34:07,142 MY S.A.T. SCORES WERE NOT VERY GOOD, 2156 01:34:07,175 --> 01:34:10,112 BUT I HAD A FEW FRIENDS IN THE JUSTICE DEPARTMENT. 2157 01:34:10,145 --> 01:34:13,248 I KNOW THIS IS A LITTLE STRANGE. 2158 01:34:13,281 --> 01:34:16,118 A LITTLE STRANGE? 2159 01:34:16,151 --> 01:34:17,185 IT'S A LOT STRANGE. 2160 01:34:17,219 --> 01:34:19,321 YEAH, WELL, UH, I'VE BEEN HERE A WHILE 2161 01:34:19,354 --> 01:34:22,224 TRYIN' TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO TALK TO YOU. 2162 01:34:22,257 --> 01:34:26,194 SO, UH, ARE YOU STILL SEEIN' THAT, UH, G-- 2163 01:34:26,228 --> 01:34:27,963 KEVIN? YEAH. 2164 01:34:27,996 --> 01:34:30,265 NO, THAT WAS HIGH SCHOOL. 2165 01:34:31,734 --> 01:34:33,435 I FOLLOWED THE TRIAL. 2166 01:34:33,468 --> 01:34:36,204 I'M REALLY GLAD YOU'RE OK, MAX-- 2167 01:34:36,238 --> 01:34:38,073 ANDREW. 2168 01:34:38,106 --> 01:34:39,341 OH, WAIT. 2169 01:34:39,374 --> 01:34:42,144 YOU STAY RIGHT THERE. 2170 01:34:46,882 --> 01:34:48,250 LET'S START ALL OVER AGAIN. 2171 01:34:48,283 --> 01:34:50,385 HI, I'M EDDIE COLLINS. 2172 01:34:50,418 --> 01:34:51,353 NICE TO MEET YOU. 2173 01:34:51,386 --> 01:34:53,255 UH, I'M NEW HERE. MAY I? 2174 01:34:53,288 --> 01:34:54,422 OH, THANKS. 2175 01:34:54,456 --> 01:34:56,992 HA HA--EDDIE COLLINS? 2176 01:34:57,025 --> 01:34:57,860 IT'S JUST A NAME. 2177 01:34:57,893 --> 01:35:00,362 IS THAT THE BEST YOU COULD COME UP WITH? 2178 01:35:00,963 --> 01:35:02,898 IT SOUNDS SO FAKE. 2179 01:35:02,931 --> 01:35:04,066 SHH. 2180 01:35:04,099 --> 01:35:06,068 IT IS. 2181 01:35:31,860 --> 01:35:33,428 SO, EDDIE... 2182 01:35:33,461 --> 01:35:36,331 HOW DO YOU LIKE COLLEGE? 2183 01:35:37,332 --> 01:35:39,301 YOU KNOW... 2184 01:35:39,935 --> 01:35:43,171 IT'S MUCH BETTER THE SECOND TIME. 2185 01:35:52,380 --> 01:35:55,517 [ SO DIFFERENT NOW BY FELIX CAVALIERE PLAYING] 2186 01:36:11,199 --> 01:36:12,534 * DRIVIN' HOME 2187 01:36:12,567 --> 01:36:17,505 * WHEN A SONG CAME ON AND PLAYED MY MEMORY * 2188 01:36:17,539 --> 01:36:22,210 * I REMEMBER WHEN I HEAR THAT MELODY * 2189 01:36:22,244 --> 01:36:27,415 * YOUR EYES, YOUR SMILE 2190 01:36:27,449 --> 01:36:30,052 * TOO 2191 01:36:30,085 --> 01:36:32,487 * LONG AGO 2192 01:36:32,520 --> 01:36:36,424 * WE PAINT A PICTURE OF OUR DREAM * 2193 01:36:36,458 --> 01:36:41,396 * IT'S ALL SO EASY WHEN YOU'RE 17 * 2194 01:36:41,429 --> 01:36:43,531 * OOH 2195 01:36:43,565 --> 01:36:48,070 * OHH-OHH 2196 01:36:49,004 --> 01:36:53,408 * THE MORE THINGS SEEM TO CHANGE * 2197 01:36:53,441 --> 01:36:58,246 * THE MORE THEY STAY THE SAME * 2198 01:36:58,280 --> 01:37:02,517 * RIDIN' SHOTGUN AND HOLDIN' HANDS * 2199 01:37:02,550 --> 01:37:07,489 * DRIVE-IN MOVIES AND ROCKIN' BANDS * 2200 01:37:07,522 --> 01:37:11,526 * ALL THAT LOVIN' IN MIDNIGHT SANDS * 2201 01:37:11,559 --> 01:37:14,362 * IT'S SO DIFFERENT NOW 2202 01:37:14,396 --> 01:37:20,435 * OH, IT'S SO DIFFERENT NOW * 2203 01:37:26,074 --> 01:37:28,076 * WHERE'S IT GONE? 2204 01:37:28,110 --> 01:37:33,181 * THE FEELINGS THAT WERE ONCE PART OF ME * 2205 01:37:33,215 --> 01:37:37,452 * DRIFTED OUT LIKE WAVES UPON THE SEA * 2206 01:37:37,485 --> 01:37:40,155 * OOH 2207 01:37:40,188 --> 01:37:42,557 * THEY COME 2208 01:37:42,590 --> 01:37:44,492 * THEY GO 2209 01:37:44,526 --> 01:37:46,594 * PLAY THAT SONG 2210 01:37:46,628 --> 01:37:50,665 * THE ONE THAT HOLDS A SPECIAL PLACE FOR ME * 2211 01:37:50,698 --> 01:37:56,438 * 'CAUSE IT MAKES ME FEEL SO RIGHT * 2212 01:37:56,471 --> 01:37:58,673 * AHH 2213 01:37:58,706 --> 01:38:02,911 * OOH 2214 01:38:03,611 --> 01:38:08,516 * THE MORE THINGS SEEM TO CHANGE * 2215 01:38:08,550 --> 01:38:13,221 * THE MORE THEY STAY THE SAME * 2216 01:38:13,255 --> 01:38:17,559 * RIDIN' SHOTGUN AND HOLDIN' HANDS * 2217 01:38:17,592 --> 01:38:22,297 * DRIVE-IN MOVIES AND ROCKIN' BANDS * 2218 01:38:22,330 --> 01:38:26,468 * ALL NIGHT LOVIN' IN THE MIDNIGHT SANDS * 2219 01:38:26,501 --> 01:38:29,571 * IT'S SO DIFFERENT NOW 2220 01:38:29,604 --> 01:38:34,176 * OH, SO DIFFERENT NOW * 2221 01:38:34,209 --> 01:38:36,578 * YEAH 2222 01:38:36,611 --> 01:38:39,447 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY LIONS GATE ENTERTAINMENT 2223 01:38:39,481 --> 01:38:44,119 CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE --www.ncicap.org-- 2224 01:38:55,463 --> 01:38:58,666 * IT'S SO DIFFERENT NOW 2225 01:38:58,700 --> 01:39:01,569 * OH, IT'S SO DIFFERENT NOW * 2226 01:39:01,603 --> 01:39:04,006 * RIDIN' SHOTGUN 2227 01:39:04,039 --> 01:39:06,308 * HOLDIN' HANDS 2228 01:39:06,341 --> 01:39:08,210 * DRIVE-IN MOVIE 2229 01:39:08,243 --> 01:39:10,645 * GOOD ROCKIN' BAND 2230 01:39:10,678 --> 01:39:13,681 * OHH...