1 00:01:42,549 --> 00:01:45,085 Hi, everybody. This is your cousin Brucie. Whoa! 2 00:01:45,151 --> 00:01:49,189 Our summer romances are in full bloom, and everybody's in love! 3 00:01:49,289 --> 00:01:52,358 So cousins, here's a great song from the Four Seasons. 4 00:01:59,666 --> 00:02:02,469 That was the summer of 1963... 5 00:02:02,502 --> 00:02:06,106 when everybody called me ""Baby"" and it didn't occur to me to mind. 6 00:02:15,014 --> 00:02:17,150 That was before President Kennedy was shot... 7 00:02:17,217 --> 00:02:19,185 before the Beatles came... 8 00:02:19,285 --> 00:02:21,354 when I couldn't wait to join the Peace Corps... 9 00:02:21,421 --> 00:02:25,325 and I thought I'd never find a guy as great as my dad. 10 00:02:34,834 --> 00:02:37,370 That was the summer we went to Kellerman's. 11 00:02:56,589 --> 00:02:59,592 Ping-Pong in the west arcade, softball in the east diamond. 12 00:02:59,692 --> 00:03:01,928 All you Sandy Koufaxes, get out there! 13 00:03:02,028 --> 00:03:04,464 Complimentary dance lessons in the gazebo. 14 00:03:04,531 --> 00:03:07,167 Oh, my God. Look at that! 15 00:03:07,233 --> 00:03:11,371 Mom, I should've brought the coral shoes. You said I was taking too much. 16 00:03:11,438 --> 00:03:14,074 Well, sweetheart, you brought ten pairs. 17 00:03:14,174 --> 00:03:16,643 But the coral shoes matched that dress. 18 00:03:16,710 --> 00:03:18,378 This is not a tragedy. 19 00:03:18,445 --> 00:03:22,916 A tragedy is three men trapped in a mine or police dogs used in Birmingham. 20 00:03:22,982 --> 00:03:25,185 Monks burning themselves in protest. 21 00:03:25,251 --> 00:03:26,653 Butt out, Baby. 22 00:03:26,720 --> 00:03:30,457 Okay, we got horseshoes on the south lawn in 15 minutes! 23 00:03:30,557 --> 00:03:33,493 We've got splish-splash the water class down by the lake. 24 00:03:33,560 --> 00:03:37,197 We have the still life art class. We got volleyball and croquet. 25 00:03:37,230 --> 00:03:39,799 And for you older folks, we got sacks! 26 00:03:42,569 --> 00:03:42,569 Doc! 27 00:03:42,569 --> 00:03:43,903 Doc! 28 00:03:44,637 --> 00:03:45,839 Max! 29 00:03:45,939 --> 00:03:50,677 Doc, after all these years I finally got you up on my mountain. 30 00:03:51,578 --> 00:03:53,012 How's the blood pressure? 31 00:03:53,079 --> 00:03:55,014 I want you girls to know... 32 00:03:55,081 --> 00:03:58,485 if it were not for this man, I'd be standing here dead. 33 00:03:59,319 --> 00:04:01,755 - Billy, get the bags. - Right away, Doc. 34 00:04:01,821 --> 00:04:05,024 I kept the best cabin for you and your beautiful girls. 35 00:04:08,795 --> 00:04:10,930 Hey, thanks a lot. 36 00:04:10,997 --> 00:04:12,699 You want a job here? 37 00:04:12,799 --> 00:04:15,935 There's a merengue class in the gazebo in the next few minutes. 38 00:04:16,002 --> 00:04:18,705 The greatest teacher. Used to be a Rockette. 39 00:04:18,805 --> 00:04:22,776 It's his first real vacation in six years, Max. Take it easy. 40 00:04:22,842 --> 00:04:25,712 Three weeks here, it'll feel like a year. 41 00:04:25,812 --> 00:04:29,349 One, two, three, four! Stomp those grapes and stomp some more! 42 00:04:29,449 --> 00:04:33,586 One, two, three, four! Listen to the music! 43 00:04:33,653 --> 00:04:35,055 Sorry. 44 00:04:35,155 --> 00:04:36,890 Move your caboose and shake it loose! 45 00:04:36,990 --> 00:04:40,794 One, two, three, four! Start the train! 46 00:04:45,298 --> 00:04:48,068 Come on, men! Follow me into a round robin! 47 00:04:49,135 --> 00:04:51,371 Ladies, the inner circle! 48 00:05:01,448 --> 00:05:03,016 Come on, ladies! 49 00:05:03,083 --> 00:05:07,520 God wouldn't have given you maracas if he didn't want you to shake them! 50 00:05:11,858 --> 00:05:14,627 Okay now, ladies, when I say ""stop""... 51 00:05:14,694 --> 00:05:17,697 you're gonna find the man of your dreams. 52 00:05:18,765 --> 00:05:20,033 Stop! 53 00:05:21,735 --> 00:05:25,839 Remember, he's the boss on the dance floor, if nowhere else. 54 00:05:34,714 --> 00:05:37,951 Mom, Dad, I'm going up to the main house to look around. 55 00:06:15,588 --> 00:06:18,291 There are two kinds of help here. 56 00:06:18,391 --> 00:06:20,560 You waiters are all college guys... 57 00:06:20,627 --> 00:06:24,531 and I went to Harvard and Yale to hire you. 58 00:06:24,597 --> 00:06:27,567 And why did I do that? Why? 59 00:06:28,968 --> 00:06:31,771 I shouldn't have to remind you. This is a family place. 60 00:06:31,838 --> 00:06:35,642 That means you keep your fingers out of the water, hair out of the soup... 61 00:06:35,742 --> 00:06:37,911 and show the goddamn daughters a good time. 62 00:06:38,745 --> 00:06:40,146 All the daughters. 63 00:06:41,648 --> 00:06:43,817 Even the dogs. 64 00:06:43,917 --> 00:06:46,653 Schlepp 'em out to the terrace, show 'em the stars. 65 00:06:46,753 --> 00:06:49,022 - Romance 'em any way you want. - Got that, guys? 66 00:06:49,122 --> 00:06:51,091 Hey, hold it! Hold it. 67 00:06:52,992 --> 00:06:56,629 Well, if it isn't the entertainment staff. 68 00:06:56,663 --> 00:06:58,998 Listen, wise ass, you got your own rules. 69 00:06:59,099 --> 00:07:01,267 Dance with the daughters. Teach 'em the mambo... 70 00:07:01,334 --> 00:07:03,970 the cha-cha, anything they pay for. 71 00:07:04,037 --> 00:07:05,638 That's it. 72 00:07:05,739 --> 00:07:07,907 That's where it ends. 73 00:07:07,974 --> 00:07:11,644 No funny business, no conversations, and keep you hands off! 74 00:07:14,547 --> 00:07:18,218 It's the same at all these places. Some ass in the woods, but no conversation. 75 00:07:18,318 --> 00:07:20,220 Watch it, Rodriguez. 76 00:07:22,455 --> 00:07:26,359 Can you keep that straight, Johnny? What you can't lay your hands on? 77 00:07:30,797 --> 00:07:34,567 Just put your pickle on everybody's plate, and leave the hard stuff to me. 78 00:07:41,241 --> 00:07:43,810 Sit down and I'll get you some wine. 79 00:07:44,677 --> 00:07:46,212 Thank you, Max. 80 00:07:49,516 --> 00:07:51,251 This is Dr. and Mrs. Houseman. 81 00:07:51,351 --> 00:07:55,388 Baby, Lisa, this is your waiter, Robbie Gould. 82 00:07:55,488 --> 00:07:58,158 Yale medical school. 83 00:07:58,224 --> 00:08:02,162 These people are my special guests. Give them anything they want. 84 00:08:02,195 --> 00:08:04,164 - Enjoy. - Thanks, Max. 85 00:08:08,868 --> 00:08:13,073 Look at all this leftover food. Are there still starving children in Europe? 86 00:08:13,173 --> 00:08:15,875 - Try Southeast Asia, Ma. - Right. 87 00:08:15,975 --> 00:08:18,545 Robbie, Baby wants to send her leftover pot roast... 88 00:08:18,611 --> 00:08:21,748 to Southeast Asia, so anything you don't finish, wrap up. 89 00:08:22,682 --> 00:08:25,285 Max, our Baby's gonna change the world. 90 00:08:25,385 --> 00:08:28,722 - And what are you gonna do, Missy? - Lisa's gonna decorate it. 91 00:08:28,822 --> 00:08:30,890 She already does. 92 00:08:32,892 --> 00:08:36,830 Doc, I want you to meet someone. My grandson Neil. 93 00:08:36,896 --> 00:08:39,299 Goes to the Cornell School of Hotel Management. 94 00:08:39,399 --> 00:08:41,634 Baby's starting Mount Holyoke in the fall. 95 00:08:42,635 --> 00:08:44,371 Oh, great. 96 00:08:53,046 --> 00:08:54,614 Are you going to major in English? 97 00:08:54,714 --> 00:08:58,151 No. Economics of underdeveloped countries. 98 00:08:58,218 --> 00:09:01,621 - I'm going into the Peace Corps. - After the final show... 99 00:09:01,721 --> 00:09:05,492 I'm going to Mississippi with a couple of busboys, freedom ride. 100 00:09:24,911 --> 00:09:27,480 This is our own Tito Suarez. 101 00:10:14,728 --> 00:10:17,163 Mambo! Yeah! Come on! 102 00:10:24,404 --> 00:10:26,539 Who's that? 103 00:10:26,573 --> 00:10:29,042 Oh, them. They're the dance people. 104 00:10:29,109 --> 00:10:32,112 They're here to keep the guests happy. 105 00:10:54,768 --> 00:10:58,905 They shouldn't show off with each other. That's not gonna sell lessons. 106 00:12:15,815 --> 00:12:18,385 - Hi, kids. Having fun? - Yeah. 107 00:12:18,451 --> 00:12:22,322 Actually, I've gotta excuse myself. I'm in charge of the games tonight. 108 00:12:22,389 --> 00:12:25,125 Would you like to help me get things started? 109 00:12:25,158 --> 00:12:26,860 Sure she would. 110 00:12:34,200 --> 00:12:38,304 This'll only hurt for a minute. You've got Blue Cross, right? 111 00:12:47,680 --> 00:12:50,183 Was that good for you? 112 00:12:50,216 --> 00:12:53,853 And for being such a good sport, here you go! 113 00:12:59,659 --> 00:13:02,328 I finally met a girl exactly like my mother. 114 00:13:02,429 --> 00:13:05,498 Dresses like her, acts like her. So I brought her home. 115 00:13:05,532 --> 00:13:07,500 My father doesn't like her! 116 00:13:09,235 --> 00:13:11,071 Go figure. 117 00:14:00,053 --> 00:14:02,689 - Hi. - How'd you get here? 118 00:14:02,722 --> 00:14:04,357 - I was taking a walk. - Go back. 119 00:14:04,391 --> 00:14:06,393 Let me help you. What's up there? 120 00:14:06,493 --> 00:14:08,395 No guests allowed. House rules. 121 00:14:08,495 --> 00:14:12,932 Why don't you go back to the playhouse? I saw you dancing with little boss man. 122 00:14:17,771 --> 00:14:19,739 Can you keep a secret? 123 00:14:22,042 --> 00:14:24,577 Your parents would kill you. 124 00:14:24,677 --> 00:14:26,579 Max would kill me. 125 00:15:19,666 --> 00:15:22,001 Where'd they learn to do that? 126 00:15:22,102 --> 00:15:23,937 Where? 127 00:15:24,003 --> 00:15:27,006 I don't know. Kids are doing it in their basements back home. 128 00:15:28,308 --> 00:15:30,276 Wanna try it? 129 00:15:31,111 --> 00:15:33,046 Come on, Baby. 130 00:16:10,016 --> 00:16:13,153 Can you imagine dancing like this on the main floor... 131 00:16:13,219 --> 00:16:15,655 home of the family fox-trot? 132 00:16:15,688 --> 00:16:18,224 Max would close the place down first. 133 00:16:50,356 --> 00:16:52,625 That's my cousin, Johnny Castle. 134 00:16:53,460 --> 00:16:55,762 He got me the job here. 135 00:17:14,781 --> 00:17:17,283 - They look great together. - Yeah. 136 00:17:17,317 --> 00:17:19,786 You'd think they were a couple, wouldn't you? 137 00:17:19,853 --> 00:17:23,623 - Aren't they? - No, not since we were kids. 138 00:18:03,329 --> 00:18:03,363 Do you love me? 139 00:18:03,363 --> 00:18:05,265 Do you love me? 140 00:18:24,984 --> 00:18:27,854 Yo, cousin, what's she doing here? 141 00:18:28,521 --> 00:18:31,191 She came with me. She's with me. 142 00:18:31,257 --> 00:18:33,093 I carried a watermelon. 143 00:18:39,099 --> 00:18:41,167 I carried a watermelon? 144 00:19:14,901 --> 00:19:17,070 Bend your knees. Down. 145 00:19:21,741 --> 00:19:23,309 Watch. Watch my eyes. 146 00:19:24,310 --> 00:19:25,879 Good. 147 00:19:30,016 --> 00:19:31,551 That's better. 148 00:19:36,423 --> 00:19:38,391 Good. Now roll this way. 149 00:19:40,260 --> 00:19:41,895 Now watch. 150 00:19:51,905 --> 00:19:53,573 Look. 151 00:20:04,384 --> 00:20:06,119 Love man! 152 00:20:41,788 --> 00:20:45,258 Ladies, join our hair-raising wig show. 153 00:20:45,325 --> 00:20:47,293 Try your Sandra Dee, Jackie Kennedy... 154 00:20:47,394 --> 00:20:50,096 or Elizabeth Taylor-Cleopatra wig. 155 00:20:50,130 --> 00:20:53,633 - I'll knock with three. - Look at that cute fella. 156 00:20:53,700 --> 00:20:55,969 Look at these hands. They're golden hands. 157 00:20:58,671 --> 00:21:01,641 My God, it's Cleopatra! I feel like such an ""asp"". 158 00:21:01,708 --> 00:21:03,977 You look ten years younger. 159 00:21:04,044 --> 00:21:06,980 At 10:.15, by the pool, we have calisthenics. 160 00:21:07,013 --> 00:21:10,316 Then on the west porch, we have a symposium by Rabbi Maurice Sherman... 161 00:21:10,417 --> 00:21:13,319 on the psychology of insult comedians. 162 00:21:15,055 --> 00:21:18,058 So I say, ""Ask not what your waiter can do for you... 163 00:21:18,158 --> 00:21:20,627 but what you can do for your waiter."" 164 00:21:20,693 --> 00:21:23,663 If tips keep up, I'll have enough for my Alfa Romeo. 165 00:21:25,065 --> 00:21:26,900 That's my favorite car. 166 00:21:29,069 --> 00:21:31,337 Ladies, you look very lovely. 167 00:21:32,439 --> 00:21:36,309 Baby, would you cover for me tonight? Tell Mom and Dad I went to lie down. 168 00:21:36,342 --> 00:21:38,144 Where are you going? 169 00:21:38,211 --> 00:21:42,182 To the golf course. There's a pretty view from the first tee. 170 00:21:45,385 --> 00:21:47,721 Good. Thanks. 171 00:21:54,828 --> 00:21:58,031 So you were really a Rockette? 172 00:21:58,098 --> 00:22:00,166 I think you're a wonderful dancer. 173 00:22:00,233 --> 00:22:03,670 Yeah? Well, my mother kicked me out when I was 16. 174 00:22:03,703 --> 00:22:07,374 I've been dancing ever since. It's the only thing I ever wanted to do anyway. 175 00:22:08,742 --> 00:22:10,677 I envy you. 176 00:22:34,534 --> 00:22:38,571 - Aren't you dancing, Doc? - We're waiting for a waltz. 177 00:22:40,106 --> 00:22:44,144 Hi, Max. Aren't my dance lessons starting to pay off? 178 00:22:44,210 --> 00:22:47,714 You look great, Vivian! Terrific! 179 00:22:50,950 --> 00:22:54,888 That's Vivian Pressman, one of the bungalow bunnies. 180 00:22:56,556 --> 00:22:59,526 That's what we call the women who stay here all week. 181 00:23:00,326 --> 00:23:03,263 The husbands only come up on weekends. 182 00:23:03,329 --> 00:23:06,699 Moe Pressman's a big card player. He'll join our game. 183 00:23:08,301 --> 00:23:11,104 - Moe coming up on Friday? - Friday. 184 00:23:12,072 --> 00:23:14,441 He's away a lot. I know. 185 00:23:15,742 --> 00:23:17,744 It's a hardship. 186 00:23:23,883 --> 00:23:27,454 Where's Penny? Everybody's been asking for her. 187 00:23:28,922 --> 00:23:32,892 What do you mean, where's Penny? She's taking a break. 188 00:23:32,926 --> 00:23:35,462 As long as it's not an all-night break. 189 00:23:39,599 --> 00:23:42,135 Come on, doll. Let's take a walk. 190 00:23:51,544 --> 00:23:54,981 I love to watch your hair blowing in the breeze. 191 00:23:58,551 --> 00:24:00,820 Maybe my parents are looking for me. 192 00:24:00,920 --> 00:24:02,655 Baby, don't worry. 193 00:24:02,756 --> 00:24:06,493 If they think you're with me, they'll be the happiest parents at Kellerman's. 194 00:24:08,695 --> 00:24:10,630 I have to say it. 195 00:24:10,697 --> 00:24:13,700 - I'm known as the catch of the county. - I'm sure you are. 196 00:24:13,767 --> 00:24:16,870 Last week I took a girl away from Jamie, the lifeguard. 197 00:24:16,970 --> 00:24:22,142 And he said to her, ""What does he have that I don't have?"" 198 00:24:22,208 --> 00:24:25,512 And she said, ""Two hotels."" 199 00:24:27,547 --> 00:24:28,681 Robbie. 200 00:24:29,582 --> 00:24:31,584 I don't hear an apology. 201 00:24:31,684 --> 00:24:36,890 Go back to Mommy and Daddy and listen. Maybe you'll hear one in your dreams. 202 00:24:39,059 --> 00:24:41,861 I'm sorry you had to see that, Baby. 203 00:24:42,796 --> 00:24:45,231 Sometimes in this world... 204 00:24:45,331 --> 00:24:47,867 you see things you don't wanna see. 205 00:24:52,439 --> 00:24:54,374 You hungry? 206 00:24:55,241 --> 00:24:56,876 Come on. 207 00:25:02,916 --> 00:25:06,886 So, Baby, what do you want? You can have anything you want. 208 00:25:08,088 --> 00:25:10,690 A brownie, some milk... 209 00:25:10,757 --> 00:25:14,260 Ieftover rice pudding, beets... 210 00:25:14,360 --> 00:25:16,062 cabbage roll... 211 00:25:20,266 --> 00:25:22,602 fruit salad, sweet gherkins? 212 00:25:22,635 --> 00:25:26,740 Neil, look, I'm sorry. I better go check on Lisa. 213 00:25:26,840 --> 00:25:28,575 Yeah. 214 00:25:58,304 --> 00:26:01,307 - Why's she here? - In case Neil comes back. 215 00:26:01,341 --> 00:26:03,443 Penny just doesn't think. 216 00:26:03,510 --> 00:26:06,479 She wouldn't do anything stupid, would she? 217 00:26:07,313 --> 00:26:11,051 So, what's wrong? What's the matter with her? 218 00:26:12,085 --> 00:26:14,587 - She's knocked up, Baby. - Billy! 219 00:26:16,289 --> 00:26:20,260 - What's he gonna do about it? - ""What's he gonna do about it?"" 220 00:26:20,994 --> 00:26:22,595 It's mine, right? 221 00:26:22,662 --> 00:26:25,331 - Right away you think it's mine. - But I thought... 222 00:26:42,982 --> 00:26:45,652 It's okay. Johnny's here. 223 00:26:50,156 --> 00:26:52,659 I'm never gonna let anything happen to you. 224 00:26:56,896 --> 00:26:58,832 We got to go. 225 00:27:00,967 --> 00:27:03,336 Just hold on. Just hold on. 226 00:27:03,370 --> 00:27:05,972 Good girl. Good girl. 227 00:27:10,577 --> 00:27:13,580 What do you think you're doing? You're in trouble, you talk to me. 228 00:27:13,680 --> 00:27:16,116 I'll take care of it. 229 00:27:16,182 --> 00:27:19,686 You should've come to me in the first place. 230 00:27:19,753 --> 00:27:23,156 Forget it, Johnny. I'm not taking what's left of your salary. 231 00:27:23,189 --> 00:27:27,160 - Penny, that's my business. - Besides, it wouldn't be enough. 232 00:27:37,003 --> 00:27:39,406 Oh, God, it's hopeless! 233 00:27:39,506 --> 00:27:41,674 Don't say that. 234 00:27:41,708 --> 00:27:44,711 There's gotta be a way to work it out. 235 00:27:47,313 --> 00:27:50,683 Baby? Is that your name? 236 00:27:51,584 --> 00:27:53,353 You know what, Baby? 237 00:27:54,387 --> 00:27:56,856 You don't know shit about my problems. 238 00:27:58,058 --> 00:28:00,026 I told her. 239 00:28:00,093 --> 00:28:05,565 Jesus! She's gonna tell her management boyfriend and then we'll all get fired. 240 00:28:05,632 --> 00:28:09,936 Why not skywrite it? ""Penny got knocked up by Robbie, the creep."" 241 00:28:10,036 --> 00:28:12,639 - Look-- - No, Baby. 242 00:28:13,873 --> 00:28:16,710 One of the counselors knows a doctor, a real M.D.... 243 00:28:16,776 --> 00:28:19,779 just traveling through New Paltz one day next week. 244 00:28:19,879 --> 00:28:22,649 We can get an appointment, but it costs $250. 245 00:28:22,716 --> 00:28:26,352 But if it's Robbie, there's no problem. I know he has the money. 246 00:28:26,419 --> 00:28:28,888 - I'm sure if you tell him-- - He knows. 247 00:28:36,429 --> 00:28:40,500 Go back to your playpen, Baby. 248 00:28:50,410 --> 00:28:50,477 - Why should you tell me what's right? - You can't just leave her. 249 00:28:50,477 --> 00:28:54,080 - Why should you tell me what's right? - You can't just leave her. 250 00:28:54,147 --> 00:28:57,650 I didn't blow a summer hauling bagels just to bail out some chick... 251 00:28:57,751 --> 00:29:00,019 who probably slept with every guy here. 252 00:29:00,086 --> 00:29:02,088 A little precision, please. 253 00:29:04,991 --> 00:29:08,094 Some people count and some people don't. 254 00:29:09,963 --> 00:29:10,930 Read it. 255 00:29:13,266 --> 00:29:16,669 I think you'll enjoy it. But return it. I have notes in there. 256 00:29:19,005 --> 00:29:22,208 You make me sick. Stay away from me. 257 00:29:22,308 --> 00:29:26,579 Stay away from my sister or I'll have you fired. 258 00:29:40,894 --> 00:29:42,862 What am I doing wrong? 259 00:29:42,962 --> 00:29:45,865 You're lining it up a little wrong, Marge. 260 00:29:47,534 --> 00:29:50,236 If your mother ever leaves me, it'll be for Arnold Palmer. 261 00:29:50,336 --> 00:29:53,139 - Daddy, someone's in trouble. - Besides your mother? 262 00:29:53,206 --> 00:29:55,308 You're overcorrecting, Marge. 263 00:29:56,376 --> 00:29:59,813 You always told me if someone was in trouble, I should help. 264 00:29:59,879 --> 00:30:01,815 Could you lend me $250? 265 00:30:03,316 --> 00:30:05,552 Are you all right? Are you in trouble? 266 00:30:05,618 --> 00:30:08,621 No, it's not me. Could you loan it to me? 267 00:30:08,655 --> 00:30:11,257 That's a lot of money. What's it for? 268 00:30:11,357 --> 00:30:13,460 Baby, stand up straight. 269 00:30:14,327 --> 00:30:16,396 I can't tell you. 270 00:30:16,496 --> 00:30:19,733 It's hard for me to say that to you, but I can't. 271 00:30:19,766 --> 00:30:22,569 You always said you could tell me anything. 272 00:30:22,635 --> 00:30:25,004 I can't tell you this. 273 00:30:27,107 --> 00:30:29,509 It's not illegal, is it? 274 00:30:31,778 --> 00:30:33,847 No, Daddy. 275 00:30:35,415 --> 00:30:39,252 That was a stupid thing to ask. Forgive me. 276 00:30:40,787 --> 00:30:42,856 I'll have it for you before dinner. 277 00:30:42,922 --> 00:30:45,525 - Is everything all right? - Fine. 278 00:30:45,592 --> 00:30:47,527 Thanks, Daddy. 279 00:31:47,320 --> 00:31:49,589 Here's the money. 280 00:31:50,990 --> 00:31:55,328 - You mean Robbie? - No. You were right about him? 281 00:31:55,428 --> 00:31:58,932 - Then where'd you get it? - You said you needed it. 282 00:31:59,833 --> 00:32:03,536 - Is this kid for real? - Takes a real saint to ask Daddy. 283 00:32:08,842 --> 00:32:11,211 Thanks, Baby, but I can't use it. 284 00:32:15,548 --> 00:32:19,452 What? What's the matter with you? You should take the money. 285 00:32:19,519 --> 00:32:22,922 I can only get her an appointment for Thursday. 286 00:32:22,989 --> 00:32:25,291 They do their act at the Sheldrake Thursday. 287 00:32:25,358 --> 00:32:29,195 If they cancel, they lose this season's salary and next year's gig. 288 00:32:29,229 --> 00:32:30,830 What's the Sheldrake? 289 00:32:30,930 --> 00:32:34,934 It's another hotel where they do their mambo act. 290 00:32:36,036 --> 00:32:37,670 Can't someone else fill in? 291 00:32:39,172 --> 00:32:41,641 No, ""Miss Fix-it."" Somebody else can't. 292 00:32:41,708 --> 00:32:44,811 Maria has to work all day. She can't learn the routines. 293 00:32:44,878 --> 00:32:47,981 And Janet has to fill in for Penny. Everybody works here. 294 00:32:48,782 --> 00:32:51,651 You wanna do it? Take time out from ""Simon Says""? 295 00:32:54,154 --> 00:32:56,056 It's not a bad idea. 296 00:32:57,057 --> 00:32:58,491 It was a 5oke. 297 00:32:59,559 --> 00:33:03,029 - She can move. - It's the dumbest idea I ever heard of. 298 00:33:03,096 --> 00:33:05,532 - I can't even do the merengue. - See? 299 00:33:05,598 --> 00:33:08,168 You're a strong partner. You can lead anybody. 300 00:33:08,234 --> 00:33:11,971 She can't even do the merengue. She cannot do it. 301 00:33:17,343 --> 00:33:19,612 - No! - Oh, sorry. Sorry. 302 00:33:19,713 --> 00:33:22,215 You don't step on the one. 303 00:33:22,282 --> 00:33:26,052 You gotta start on the two. Find the two. Understand? 304 00:33:26,119 --> 00:33:30,623 -I never did any of these dances before. -It's one, two, three, four. 305 00:33:30,724 --> 00:33:34,427 When the music starts, you don't dance until the two. Got it? 306 00:33:34,527 --> 00:33:36,529 Relax, relax. 307 00:33:36,596 --> 00:33:38,364 Breathe. 308 00:33:39,065 --> 00:33:40,700 Frame. 309 00:33:40,734 --> 00:33:42,369 Nope. 310 00:33:49,075 --> 00:33:50,377 Again. 311 00:33:50,410 --> 00:33:52,412 Ow. 312 00:33:52,479 --> 00:33:55,548 Two, three, four. Two, three, four. 313 00:33:55,582 --> 00:33:58,251 Don't lean back. Lifting up. 314 00:33:58,318 --> 00:34:00,720 Two, three, four. Shoulders down. 315 00:34:07,494 --> 00:34:10,029 Again. Concentrate. And... 316 00:34:50,270 --> 00:34:52,672 Don't put your heel down. 317 00:34:53,473 --> 00:34:55,542 - Don't put your heel down. - I didn't-- 318 00:34:55,642 --> 00:34:58,078 Stay on the toe. Just listen to me. 319 00:34:58,111 --> 00:35:00,447 The steps aren't enough. 320 00:35:00,513 --> 00:35:02,549 Feel the music. 321 00:35:24,971 --> 00:35:25,004 It's not on the one. It's not the mambo. 322 00:35:25,004 --> 00:35:27,640 It's not on the one. It's not the mambo. 323 00:35:27,707 --> 00:35:30,744 It's a feeling, a heartbeat. 324 00:35:37,751 --> 00:35:39,919 Don't try so hard. 325 00:35:44,324 --> 00:35:46,292 Close your eyes. 326 00:35:52,599 --> 00:35:55,502 Two, three, four. Two, three, four. 327 00:35:58,571 --> 00:36:00,140 Breathe. 328 00:36:12,752 --> 00:36:15,755 Head up. Lock your frame. Lock it. 329 00:36:15,855 --> 00:36:17,757 Look, spaghetti arm. 330 00:36:18,625 --> 00:36:21,895 This is my dance space. This is your dance space. 331 00:36:21,961 --> 00:36:25,432 I don't go into yours. You don't go into mine. You gotta hold the frame. 332 00:36:25,532 --> 00:36:27,333 Again. 333 00:36:27,400 --> 00:36:28,968 Frame. 334 00:39:23,443 --> 00:39:23,543 Back. Easy. 335 00:39:23,543 --> 00:39:25,545 Back. Easy. 336 00:39:27,147 --> 00:39:30,917 And turn, turn. Down. And lift. You'll learn that later. 337 00:39:30,950 --> 00:39:32,886 And come on. 338 00:39:32,952 --> 00:39:34,921 Down. Twist. 339 00:39:34,954 --> 00:39:36,589 And the bow. 340 00:39:36,689 --> 00:39:39,626 - Sorry. Sorry. - You trying to kill me? 341 00:39:39,726 --> 00:39:43,963 You gotta concentrate! Is that your idea of fun? 342 00:39:44,064 --> 00:39:46,299 As a matter of fact it is. 343 00:39:46,399 --> 00:39:50,270 We do the show in two days, you won't show me lifts, I'm not sure of turns. 344 00:39:50,303 --> 00:39:53,940 I'm doing all this to save your ass, but I'd rather drop you on it! 345 00:39:55,942 --> 00:39:57,277 Let's leave. 346 00:40:03,983 --> 00:40:05,719 Shit! 347 00:40:07,954 --> 00:40:10,356 I locked the keys in the car! 348 00:40:32,979 --> 00:40:35,215 You're getting wet, right? 349 00:40:47,827 --> 00:40:49,829 - You're wild. - What? 350 00:40:49,863 --> 00:40:52,065 You're wild! 351 00:41:20,160 --> 00:41:25,565 Now, the most important thing to remember in lifts is balance. 352 00:41:26,499 --> 00:41:28,334 Whoa! Whoa! 353 00:41:34,441 --> 00:41:36,076 I got it now. 354 00:41:36,176 --> 00:41:39,079 So where'd you learn to be a dancer? 355 00:41:40,380 --> 00:41:44,184 Well, this guy came into this luncheonette one day and... 356 00:41:44,250 --> 00:41:47,454 we were all sitting around doing nothing. 357 00:41:47,520 --> 00:41:51,091 And he said that Arthur Murray was giving a test for instructors. 358 00:41:51,191 --> 00:41:53,460 So, if you passed... 359 00:41:57,697 --> 00:42:02,469 they teach you different dances, show you how to break them down, teach them. 360 00:42:06,139 --> 00:42:07,474 What? 361 00:42:16,316 --> 00:42:18,084 Good. 362 00:42:18,885 --> 00:42:23,089 Don't look down. Look here. Good. 363 00:42:23,156 --> 00:42:24,858 And... 364 00:43:07,500 --> 00:43:10,003 Now, bend your knees and go up. Go, go. 365 00:43:11,971 --> 00:43:16,076 Good try. Now, you'll hurt me if you don't trust me, all right? 366 00:43:16,142 --> 00:43:18,078 Now, go, go. Go. 367 00:43:20,547 --> 00:43:22,882 Good. Now, I'm gonna go up. 368 00:43:30,123 --> 00:43:33,393 You know, the best place to practice lifts is in the water. 369 00:43:33,493 --> 00:43:35,995 Just bend your knees. And... go. 370 00:43:36,896 --> 00:43:38,465 Good. 371 00:43:38,531 --> 00:43:40,133 Good. Good. 372 00:43:40,200 --> 00:43:42,302 Now hold the position. Hold it. 373 00:43:42,369 --> 00:43:44,537 Good. Don't break! Don't break! 374 00:43:57,917 --> 00:43:59,853 Let's do it again. 375 00:44:02,655 --> 00:44:06,493 All right. One, two, three. 376 00:44:07,761 --> 00:44:09,562 Oh, sorry. 377 00:44:10,764 --> 00:44:13,066 Good. Keep-- No, don't. 378 00:44:27,380 --> 00:44:29,582 It's not too bad. 379 00:44:32,952 --> 00:44:35,922 - One more time. - Okay. Over my head. Go. 380 00:44:37,624 --> 00:44:37,724 I can't believe it's tonight. 381 00:44:37,724 --> 00:44:40,026 I can't believe it's tonight. 382 00:44:40,093 --> 00:44:43,263 Sheldrake's 20 minutes away. We'll change in the car. 383 00:44:45,565 --> 00:44:49,035 Mrs. Schumacher. Hey, wait, we'll help you. 384 00:44:51,071 --> 00:44:53,773 Such junk. Such junk. 385 00:44:55,341 --> 00:45:00,280 Benny Bernstein's Dancing School, that's where I went. 386 00:45:00,380 --> 00:45:03,083 George Burns was a teacher. 387 00:45:04,451 --> 00:45:06,886 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 388 00:45:11,624 --> 00:45:11,658 I'll just keep my shoulders down, my head up... 389 00:45:11,658 --> 00:45:14,427 I'll just keep my shoulders down, my head up... 390 00:45:14,494 --> 00:45:17,630 my frame locked, stay on my toes... 391 00:45:17,731 --> 00:45:19,766 What if I forget the steps? 392 00:45:19,799 --> 00:45:23,370 Pull up, watch the frame. And remember, let him lead you. 393 00:45:23,436 --> 00:45:27,774 I'm afraid I'm gonna forget to spike, get dizzy and fall on my face. 394 00:45:27,807 --> 00:45:32,746 No. Don't look at my feet, keep my head up, my eyes open... 395 00:45:32,812 --> 00:45:36,783 tension in my arms, my frame locked, seat pulled up... 396 00:45:36,850 --> 00:45:38,818 Thanks, Baby. 397 00:45:41,321 --> 00:45:44,557 I just want you to know that I don't sleep around... 398 00:45:44,624 --> 00:45:47,660 whatever Robbie might have told you. 399 00:45:47,761 --> 00:45:50,497 And I thought that he loved me. 400 00:45:51,398 --> 00:45:53,666 I thought it was something special. 401 00:45:54,834 --> 00:45:57,670 Anyway, I just wanted you to know that. 402 00:46:01,708 --> 00:46:04,010 So, how does it look? 403 00:46:11,785 --> 00:46:13,353 I'm scared. 404 00:46:15,822 --> 00:46:18,191 I'm so scared, Baby. 405 00:46:19,159 --> 00:46:21,127 Don't worry. 406 00:46:21,728 --> 00:46:23,663 You'll be fine. 407 00:46:28,802 --> 00:46:32,806 Bingo! Bingo! Bingo! That's right. It's Thursday night at Kellerman's. 408 00:46:32,839 --> 00:46:34,808 That's bingo night. 409 00:46:34,841 --> 00:46:38,611 - Hey, how about a dance later? - Could be. Who knows? 410 00:46:38,678 --> 00:46:42,048 - Lisa, you have to do something for me. - I don't have to. 411 00:46:42,148 --> 00:46:46,486 Just tell Mom and Dad I have a headache and I'm in bed, okay? 412 00:46:49,022 --> 00:46:50,557 Bye. 413 00:46:52,225 --> 00:46:52,325 The Sheldrake Hotel is proud to present Johnny Castle and partner... 414 00:46:52,325 --> 00:46:56,696 The Sheldrake Hotel is proud to present Johnny Castle and partner... 415 00:46:56,763 --> 00:46:59,065 in ""Mambo Magic."" 416 00:47:02,769 --> 00:47:04,237 Relax. 417 00:47:36,936 --> 00:47:39,139 Now spot a lead. 418 00:48:08,168 --> 00:48:10,103 Wrong way! 419 00:48:18,344 --> 00:48:20,280 Over here. 420 00:48:27,887 --> 00:48:29,656 Ready for the lift? 421 00:48:32,092 --> 00:48:33,426 Come on. 422 00:48:40,300 --> 00:48:42,268 Keep going. Keep going. 423 00:49:25,412 --> 00:49:28,882 ...because wherever you are now, I want you to look at the sky. 424 00:49:28,982 --> 00:49:33,219 Look at those stars. What a show. Here are The Drifters. 425 00:49:34,254 --> 00:49:36,222 You did good. You worked hard. 426 00:49:36,256 --> 00:49:38,892 I saw that old couple from Kellerman's and I thought that was it. 427 00:49:38,958 --> 00:49:40,960 Me too. Me too. 428 00:49:42,562 --> 00:49:45,265 You know, by the second turn you really had it. 429 00:49:45,365 --> 00:49:48,902 - But I didn't do the lift. - You did real good. 430 00:50:51,030 --> 00:50:52,599 Thanks. 431 00:50:55,869 --> 00:50:57,437 Johnny! 432 00:50:57,504 --> 00:51:00,306 Come on. It's Penny. 433 00:51:01,941 --> 00:51:04,511 - She wouldn't go until you returned. - Did you call an ambulance? 434 00:51:04,577 --> 00:51:07,280 She said the hospital would call the police. She made me promise. 435 00:51:07,480 --> 00:51:10,183 He didn't use no ether, nothing. 436 00:51:10,283 --> 00:51:15,388 - I thought you said he was a real M.D.? - He had a dirty knife and a table. 437 00:51:15,488 --> 00:51:17,757 I could hear her screaming in the hallway. 438 00:51:17,857 --> 00:51:20,760 I swear to God, I tried to get in. 439 00:51:22,896 --> 00:51:25,698 It's all right. Johnny's here. 440 00:51:39,312 --> 00:51:41,414 What? What is it, Baby? 441 00:51:42,615 --> 00:51:44,784 - Is it Lisa? - No. 442 00:52:00,266 --> 00:52:03,803 Excuse me. Excuse me! Everybody clear out, please. 443 00:52:14,414 --> 00:52:17,617 Yes, I know that hurts. We're gonna take care of that. 444 00:52:21,187 --> 00:52:24,958 - Who's responsible for this girl? - I am. 445 00:52:25,058 --> 00:52:27,394 Please, is she-- 446 00:52:45,111 --> 00:52:47,080 Doc, thanks a lot. 447 00:52:47,113 --> 00:52:50,417 I don't know how to thank you. 448 00:53:00,427 --> 00:53:03,930 - Was that what my money paid for? - I'm sorry. I never meant to lie. 449 00:53:03,997 --> 00:53:07,600 You're not the person I thought you were. I'm not sure who you are. 450 00:53:07,667 --> 00:53:10,036 I don't want you to have anything to do with those people. 451 00:53:10,136 --> 00:53:14,174 Nothing! You're to have nothing to do with them ever again! 452 00:53:14,274 --> 00:53:17,844 I won't tell your mother about this. Right now I'm going to bed. 453 00:53:17,944 --> 00:53:21,281 And take that stuff off your face before your mother sees you! 454 00:53:25,518 --> 00:53:28,121 Is everything all right, Jake? 455 00:53:28,188 --> 00:53:31,624 It's all right, Marjorie. Go back to sleep. 456 00:53:51,378 --> 00:53:53,313 Can I come in? 457 00:54:05,625 --> 00:54:09,462 I got a-- I guess it's not a great room. You probably got a great room. 458 00:54:09,529 --> 00:54:11,998 No. It's a great room! 459 00:54:23,009 --> 00:54:24,411 Leave it on. 460 00:54:26,846 --> 00:54:29,549 I'm sorry about the way my father treated you. 461 00:54:31,351 --> 00:54:34,054 No. Your father was great. 462 00:54:34,120 --> 00:54:37,824 He was great. The way he took care of Penny. 463 00:54:37,857 --> 00:54:40,960 I mean the way he was with you. 464 00:54:41,061 --> 00:54:43,530 It's really me it has to do with. 465 00:54:45,865 --> 00:54:48,868 Johnny, I came here because my father-- 466 00:54:48,935 --> 00:54:52,605 No. The way he saved her-- I could never do anything like that. 467 00:54:52,706 --> 00:54:56,676 That was something. People treat me like I'm nothing because I am nothing. 468 00:54:57,510 --> 00:55:00,547 That's not true! You're everything! 469 00:55:02,315 --> 00:55:05,518 You don't understand the way it is for somebody like me. 470 00:55:05,585 --> 00:55:07,787 Last month I'm eating candy to stay alive. 471 00:55:07,887 --> 00:55:10,857 This month, women are stuffing diamonds in my pockets. 472 00:55:10,924 --> 00:55:13,159 I'm balancing on shit and I can be down there again. 473 00:55:13,226 --> 00:55:16,863 No, it's not the way it is! It doesn't have to be that way! 474 00:55:19,866 --> 00:55:22,869 I've never known anyone like you. You think you can make the world better. 475 00:55:22,902 --> 00:55:25,004 Somebody's lost, you find them. Somebody's bleeding-- 476 00:55:25,071 --> 00:55:28,942 I go get my daddy. That's really brave, like you said. 477 00:55:29,008 --> 00:55:31,878 That took a lot of guts to go to him! 478 00:55:31,911 --> 00:55:34,013 You are not scared of anything. 479 00:55:34,080 --> 00:55:38,251 I'm scared of everything! I'm scared of what I saw. 480 00:55:38,318 --> 00:55:41,955 I'm scared of what I did, who I am. 481 00:55:42,021 --> 00:55:47,360 I'm scared of walking out of here and never feeling for the rest of my life... 482 00:55:47,427 --> 00:55:49,662 the way I feel when I'm with you! 483 00:56:11,384 --> 00:56:13,319 Dance with me. 484 00:56:15,455 --> 00:56:17,223 What, here? 485 00:56:17,290 --> 00:56:18,958 Here. 486 00:59:19,039 --> 00:59:22,275 Singers, dancers, actors, this is your lucky day! 487 00:59:22,342 --> 00:59:25,745 Auditions for the annual Kellerman end-of-the-season talent show... 488 00:59:25,845 --> 00:59:27,847 beginning in the playhouse. 489 00:59:34,687 --> 00:59:37,524 - Everyone gonna be in the show? - We're leaving tomorrow. 490 00:59:37,557 --> 00:59:39,726 Miss the weekend traffic. 491 00:59:39,826 --> 00:59:41,694 But we're paid up 'til Sunday. 492 00:59:41,728 --> 00:59:44,731 - And miss the show? - I said we're leaving tomorrow. 493 00:59:44,831 --> 00:59:47,834 - I was going to sing in the show. - It's the big event. 494 00:59:47,867 --> 00:59:50,236 People bring their own arrangements. You don't want to miss it. 495 00:59:50,336 --> 00:59:52,338 Baby, I need you for props. 496 00:59:53,873 --> 00:59:57,043 Why would you want to leave early? 497 01:00:04,017 --> 01:00:06,853 It was just an idea. We can stay if you want to. 498 01:00:10,557 --> 01:00:14,160 - So, what were you planning to sing? - ""l Feel Pretty."" 499 01:00:14,227 --> 01:00:17,230 Or ""What Do the Simple Folk Do?"" 500 01:00:17,263 --> 01:00:21,067 Or ""l Feel Pretty."" What do you think, Daddy? 501 01:00:33,079 --> 01:00:34,514 You look much better. 502 01:00:37,217 --> 01:00:40,754 You just missed your father. He's such a wonderful man. 503 01:00:42,622 --> 01:00:45,191 I'm sorry. I didn't realize-- 504 01:00:45,258 --> 01:00:47,594 You couldn't have. It's okay. 505 01:00:59,606 --> 01:01:02,409 - So, how you doin'? - I'm okay. 506 01:01:03,977 --> 01:01:06,446 Dr. Houseman says I'm going to be fine. 507 01:01:07,781 --> 01:01:11,584 - I can still have children. - Oh, Penny, that's really great. 508 01:01:14,154 --> 01:01:16,923 So, how did it go last night? 509 01:01:16,990 --> 01:01:18,958 Good. 510 01:01:20,260 --> 01:01:24,764 Fine. I didn't do the lifts, but it was good. 511 01:01:35,475 --> 01:01:40,180 Well, I guess I gonna go. 512 01:01:42,348 --> 01:01:43,983 See ya. 513 01:01:52,058 --> 01:01:54,360 - So, he says you're going to be fine? - What are you doing? 514 01:01:54,461 --> 01:01:57,897 - I'll tell Max your grandmother died. - How many times have you told me... 515 01:01:57,997 --> 01:02:00,734 never get mixed-up with them? 516 01:02:00,834 --> 01:02:02,736 I know what I'm doing. 517 01:02:03,837 --> 01:02:07,607 You listen to me. You've got to stop it now. 518 01:02:23,556 --> 01:02:26,760 Look, I gotta run. I got a lesson with the Kramers. 519 01:02:26,860 --> 01:02:29,229 They'll kill each other if I'm not there. 520 01:02:29,295 --> 01:02:31,731 Well, sure. You've gotta go. 521 01:02:34,534 --> 01:02:35,935 I'll see ya. 522 01:02:55,488 --> 01:02:58,391 It's rainy day game time. Pin the tail on the guest. 523 01:02:58,491 --> 01:03:00,894 Win ten boxes of Kleenex or a billy goat! 524 01:03:01,961 --> 01:03:05,432 God, I am so sick of this rain. 525 01:03:05,532 --> 01:03:08,234 Remind me not to take my honeymoon at Niagara Falls. 526 01:03:08,301 --> 01:03:11,438 So, you go to Acapulco. It'll be fine. 527 01:03:11,504 --> 01:03:15,141 Where is my beige iridescent lipstick? 528 01:03:15,241 --> 01:03:17,410 I know I put it in this drawer. 529 01:03:17,510 --> 01:03:19,713 Baby, where are you going in this weather? 530 01:03:19,779 --> 01:03:22,382 Uh, they're having charades in the west lobby. 531 01:03:22,449 --> 01:03:25,385 Quite the little joiner, aren't we? 532 01:03:40,166 --> 01:03:43,536 - Have you had many women? - What? 533 01:03:46,306 --> 01:03:48,141 Baby, come on. 534 01:03:48,174 --> 01:03:50,143 Tell me. I want to know. 535 01:04:01,988 --> 01:04:04,124 You gotta understand what it's like. 536 01:04:04,190 --> 01:04:06,626 You come from the streets and suddenly you're up here. 537 01:04:06,726 --> 01:04:10,597 Women are throwing themselves at you and they smell so good. 538 01:04:10,663 --> 01:04:12,766 They really take care of themselves. 539 01:04:12,832 --> 01:04:15,268 I never knew women could be like that. 540 01:04:15,335 --> 01:04:18,605 They're so goddamn rich you think they must know about everything. 541 01:04:18,671 --> 01:04:21,374 They're slippin' their room keys in my hand two and three times a day-- 542 01:04:21,441 --> 01:04:25,645 different women-- so, I think I'm scorin' big, right? 543 01:04:25,745 --> 01:04:30,150 You think, ""They wouldn't be doing this if they didn't care about me, right?"" 544 01:04:31,351 --> 01:04:34,320 That's all right. I understand. You were just using them, that's all. 545 01:04:36,289 --> 01:04:37,757 No, that's not it. 546 01:04:38,658 --> 01:04:40,960 That's the thing. It wasn't like that. 547 01:04:43,063 --> 01:04:45,165 They were using me. 548 01:05:12,726 --> 01:05:14,661 What's your real name, Baby? 549 01:05:16,663 --> 01:05:20,834 Frances, for the first woman in the Cabinet. 550 01:05:23,036 --> 01:05:26,406 Frances. That's a real grownup name. 551 01:05:39,586 --> 01:05:42,021 I've decided to go all the way with Robbie. 552 01:05:44,591 --> 01:05:48,294 No, not with someone like him. 553 01:05:48,361 --> 01:05:52,732 Do you think if we came back for a ten-year anniversary, it would be free? 554 01:05:52,832 --> 01:05:56,302 It's just wrong this way. It should be with someone-- 555 01:05:56,403 --> 01:06:01,007 With someone that you sort of love. 556 01:06:01,041 --> 01:06:05,278 Come on. You don't care about me. 557 01:06:05,378 --> 01:06:08,381 You wouldn't care if I humped the entire army... 558 01:06:08,448 --> 01:06:11,618 as long as we were on the right side of the Ho Chi Minh Trail. 559 01:06:11,718 --> 01:06:16,556 What you care about is that you're not Daddy's girl anymore. 560 01:06:16,589 --> 01:06:19,059 He listens when I talk now. 561 01:06:20,193 --> 01:06:21,594 You hate that. 562 01:06:38,778 --> 01:06:41,514 Two, three, cha-cha-cha. 563 01:06:41,614 --> 01:06:44,484 My frame. Where's my pleasing arc? 564 01:06:44,584 --> 01:06:48,121 Spaghetti arms! Would you give me some tension, please? 565 01:06:49,989 --> 01:06:53,359 You're invading my dance space. This is my dance space. 566 01:06:53,426 --> 01:06:55,829 That's yours. Let's cha-cha. 567 01:07:02,001 --> 01:07:04,671 Don't look down. Look right here. 568 01:07:13,613 --> 01:07:18,351 - How you call your lover boy? - Come here, lover boy. 569 01:07:18,451 --> 01:07:21,988 - And if he doesn't answer? - Oh, lover boy. 570 01:07:22,088 --> 01:07:25,458 - And if still doesn't answer? - I simply say... 571 01:07:25,492 --> 01:07:28,261 Baby 572 01:07:28,328 --> 01:07:31,164 O-Oh, baby 573 01:07:32,265 --> 01:07:35,101 My sweet baby 574 01:07:36,136 --> 01:07:38,104 You're the one 575 01:07:53,486 --> 01:07:54,988 Takin' dance lessons? 576 01:07:56,022 --> 01:07:57,991 I could teach ya, kid. 577 01:08:02,695 --> 01:08:05,665 My grandfather put me in charge of the final show. 578 01:08:05,732 --> 01:08:08,034 I want to talk to you about the last dance. 579 01:08:08,134 --> 01:08:11,204 I'd like to shake things up a bit. 580 01:08:11,304 --> 01:08:13,907 You know, move with the times. 581 01:08:14,007 --> 01:08:16,009 I've got a lot of ideas. 582 01:08:16,076 --> 01:08:18,178 I've been working with the staff kids... 583 01:08:18,211 --> 01:08:21,748 on a cross between a Cuban rhythm and soul dancing. 584 01:08:21,848 --> 01:08:24,617 Whoa, boy. 585 01:08:24,718 --> 01:08:26,953 Way over your head here. 586 01:08:27,053 --> 01:08:31,024 You always do the mambo, huh? 587 01:08:31,091 --> 01:08:34,327 Why not dance this year's final dance... 588 01:08:36,362 --> 01:08:38,231 to the pachenga? 589 01:08:39,399 --> 01:08:40,533 Right. 590 01:08:42,736 --> 01:08:46,439 Well, you're free to do the same, tired number as last year if you want... 591 01:08:46,539 --> 01:08:49,442 but next year we'll find another dance person... 592 01:08:49,542 --> 01:08:51,911 - who'll only be too happy-- - Sure, Neil. No problem. 593 01:08:54,114 --> 01:08:56,282 We'll end the season with the pachenga. 594 01:08:56,383 --> 01:08:57,817 Great idea. 595 01:09:04,391 --> 01:09:08,762 Sometimes he's hard to talk to, but the ladies seem to like him. 596 01:09:08,795 --> 01:09:11,798 See that he gives you the full half-hour you're paying him for, kid. 597 01:09:20,673 --> 01:09:23,743 That little wimp. He wouldn't know a new idea if it hit him in the pachenga. 598 01:09:23,810 --> 01:09:26,112 I could have told him some new ideas. 599 01:09:26,212 --> 01:09:28,214 Why did you let him talk to you that way? 600 01:09:28,281 --> 01:09:30,750 - What, fight the boss man? - You tell him your ideas. 601 01:09:30,817 --> 01:09:33,620 - He's a person like everyone else. - Look, I know these people. 602 01:09:33,686 --> 01:09:36,389 They are rich and they're mean. They won't listen to me. 603 01:09:36,456 --> 01:09:38,858 Why not fight harder? Make them listen. 604 01:09:38,958 --> 01:09:41,828 Because I need this goddamned job lined up for next summer. 605 01:09:42,929 --> 01:09:44,998 My dad calls me today. 606 01:09:45,098 --> 01:09:47,701 ""Good news,"" he says. ""Uncle Paul can finally get you in the union."" 607 01:09:47,801 --> 01:09:49,035 What union? 608 01:09:50,236 --> 01:09:54,140 The House Painters and Plasterers Local Number 179 at your service. 609 01:10:02,282 --> 01:10:04,818 I've been thinking a lot about the Domino Theory. 610 01:10:04,884 --> 01:10:07,253 Now, when Viet Nam falls, is China Next? 611 01:10:10,056 --> 01:10:11,991 I don't think they saw us. 612 01:10:23,169 --> 01:10:24,637 Fight harder, huh? 613 01:10:25,672 --> 01:10:29,442 I don't see you fightin' so hard, tellin' Daddy I'm your guy. 614 01:10:29,509 --> 01:10:31,678 I will. With my father, it's complicated. 615 01:10:31,745 --> 01:10:34,180 - I will tell him. - I don't believe you, Baby. 616 01:10:37,851 --> 01:10:39,319 I don't think... 617 01:10:40,854 --> 01:10:43,623 that you ever had any intention of telling him. 618 01:10:44,691 --> 01:10:45,825 Ever. 619 01:10:56,870 --> 01:10:56,870 Well, Cousin, it's almost over. Labor Day weekend is here. 620 01:10:56,870 --> 01:10:59,706 Well, Cousin, it's almost over. Labor Day weekend is here. 621 01:10:59,739 --> 01:11:03,476 Soon it's back to the old books and back to work. What a terrible thought! 622 01:11:13,219 --> 01:11:15,188 Have you seen Johnny? 623 01:11:30,970 --> 01:11:32,272 I'm sorry. 624 01:11:36,743 --> 01:11:38,678 Looks like I picked the wrong sister. 625 01:11:38,745 --> 01:11:41,548 That's okay, Baby. I went slummin' too. 626 01:11:59,399 --> 01:12:01,067 Hit me. 627 01:12:08,141 --> 01:12:10,110 Get out of here. You're not worth it. 628 01:13:08,301 --> 01:13:10,503 Win big, Moe. 629 01:13:10,603 --> 01:13:11,838 As always. 630 01:13:29,389 --> 01:13:33,226 This is our last night together, lover. I've got something worked out for us. 631 01:13:55,882 --> 01:13:58,184 Excuse me, sir. The pirate number's next. 632 01:13:58,251 --> 01:14:00,553 Oh, thanks. Hey, kid. 633 01:14:00,620 --> 01:14:03,356 I've been playing cards all weekend and I've got an all-night game tonight. 634 01:14:03,423 --> 01:14:06,926 Why don't you give my wife some extra dance lessons? 635 01:14:16,002 --> 01:14:17,904 I'm sorry, Mr. Pressman... 636 01:14:18,004 --> 01:14:20,473 but I'm booked up for the whole weekend with the show. 637 01:14:20,573 --> 01:14:22,776 I won't have time for anything else. 638 01:14:22,842 --> 01:14:26,046 I don't think it'd be fair to take the money. 639 01:14:50,804 --> 01:14:53,640 I've decided tonight's the night with Robbie. 640 01:14:53,673 --> 01:14:55,875 He doesn't even know yet. 641 01:15:31,611 --> 01:15:32,846 It's me. 642 01:15:38,017 --> 01:15:39,352 Holy shit! 643 01:16:00,407 --> 01:16:02,509 You wanna hear somethin' crazy? 644 01:16:06,846 --> 01:16:08,314 Last night l-- 645 01:16:09,482 --> 01:16:13,753 I dreamt we were walking along and we met your father. 646 01:16:13,820 --> 01:16:16,489 He said, ""Come on,"" and he put his arm around me. 647 01:16:18,191 --> 01:16:20,293 Just like he did with Robbie. 648 01:17:07,574 --> 01:17:12,812 You know how you feel when you see a patient and you think he's all right... 649 01:17:12,912 --> 01:17:15,882 then you look at the X rays and it's nothing like you thought? 650 01:17:15,915 --> 01:17:17,183 What happened? 651 01:17:17,250 --> 01:17:20,720 It's exactly what it's like when you find out one of your staff's a thief. 652 01:17:20,754 --> 01:17:24,424 Moe Pressman's wallet was stolen when he was playing pinochle last night. 653 01:17:24,524 --> 01:17:27,527 It was in his jacket hanging on the back of his chair. 654 01:17:27,594 --> 01:17:31,831 He had it at 1:30 and when he checked again at quarter of 4::00... 655 01:17:31,898 --> 01:17:34,300 it was missing. 656 01:17:34,401 --> 01:17:38,905 Vivian thinks she remembers this dance kid Johnny... 657 01:17:38,972 --> 01:17:40,240 walking by. 658 01:17:41,307 --> 01:17:45,211 So we ask him, ""You have an alibi for last night?"" 659 01:17:45,245 --> 01:17:47,480 He says he was alone in his room reading. 660 01:17:48,848 --> 01:17:51,284 There are no books in Johnny's room! 661 01:17:53,253 --> 01:17:55,321 There's been a mistake. I know Johnny didn't do it. 662 01:17:55,422 --> 01:17:57,857 There's been similar thefts at the Sheldrake. It's happened here before. 663 01:17:57,924 --> 01:18:00,293 - Three other wallets. - I know he didn't do it. 664 01:18:00,393 --> 01:18:02,462 Stay out of it, Baby. 665 01:18:02,562 --> 01:18:06,399 Wait. Don't put those tables together. Come on. 666 01:18:08,635 --> 01:18:12,706 Daddy, I need your help. I know Johnny didn't take Moe's wallet. 667 01:18:12,772 --> 01:18:15,141 - Oh? How do you know? - I can't tell you. 668 01:18:15,241 --> 01:18:20,013 - Just please trust me, Daddy. - I'm sorry, Baby. I can't. 669 01:18:20,113 --> 01:18:22,182 This Danish is pure protein. 670 01:18:25,018 --> 01:18:28,722 Maybe Johnny didn't do it. Anyone could've taken it. 671 01:18:28,788 --> 01:18:30,724 Maybe it was, uh-- 672 01:18:30,790 --> 01:18:33,660 It could've been that little, old couple, the Schumachers. 673 01:18:33,727 --> 01:18:36,963 - I saw her with a couple of wallets. - Sylvia and Sidney? 674 01:18:37,030 --> 01:18:40,066 Baby, you don't go around accusing innocent people. 675 01:18:40,166 --> 01:18:44,637 I even saw them at the Sheldrake. You said something was stolen from there. 676 01:18:44,704 --> 01:18:48,308 I got an eyewitness and the kid has no alibi. 677 01:18:48,375 --> 01:18:52,312 Come on, Neil. You'll learn what it's like to fire an employee. 678 01:18:53,513 --> 01:18:57,016 Wait a minute. I know Johnny didn't take the wallet. 679 01:18:57,083 --> 01:19:00,320 I know because he was in his room all night. 680 01:19:00,387 --> 01:19:04,891 And the reason I know is because I was with him. 681 01:19:29,315 --> 01:19:31,217 I told you I was telling the truth. 682 01:19:36,089 --> 01:19:38,058 I'm sorry I lied to you. 683 01:19:40,927 --> 01:19:42,896 But you lied too. 684 01:19:45,098 --> 01:19:48,668 You told me everyone was alike and deserved a fair break. 685 01:19:48,735 --> 01:19:50,837 But you meant everyone who is like you. 686 01:19:53,573 --> 01:19:56,843 You told me you wanted me to change the world, to make it better. 687 01:19:57,911 --> 01:20:00,547 But you meant by becoming a lawyer or an economist... 688 01:20:00,580 --> 01:20:02,749 and marrying someone from Harvard. 689 01:20:05,418 --> 01:20:07,954 I'm not proud of myself. 690 01:20:08,054 --> 01:20:11,558 But I'm in this family too. You can't keep giving me the silent treatment. 691 01:20:15,095 --> 01:20:17,931 There are a lot of things about me that aren't what you thought. 692 01:20:18,965 --> 01:20:21,935 But if you love me, you have to love all the things about me. 693 01:20:24,604 --> 01:20:26,539 And I love you. 694 01:20:26,606 --> 01:20:31,177 I'm sorry I let you down. I'm so sorry, Daddy. 695 01:20:32,078 --> 01:20:34,314 But you let me down too. 696 01:21:04,611 --> 01:21:06,813 I have been lookin' for you all over. 697 01:21:07,814 --> 01:21:09,649 They found the Schumachers. 698 01:21:09,749 --> 01:21:12,052 Fingerprinted their water glasses. 699 01:21:12,152 --> 01:21:14,988 Found out they were wanted in Arizona and in Florida... 700 01:21:15,055 --> 01:21:17,490 and they made a fortune here this summer. 701 01:21:17,524 --> 01:21:19,492 So then it's all right. 702 01:21:20,627 --> 01:21:22,629 I knew it would work out. 703 01:21:22,695 --> 01:21:24,998 - I knew they'd have to apologize. - I'm out, Baby. 704 01:21:30,236 --> 01:21:32,172 They fired you anyway because of me. 705 01:21:33,840 --> 01:21:37,177 And if I leave quietly, I'll get my summer bonus. 706 01:21:40,180 --> 01:21:42,082 So I did it for nothing. 707 01:21:42,182 --> 01:21:46,186 I hurt my family, you lost your job anyway-- I did it for nothing! 708 01:21:46,252 --> 01:21:48,188 No, not for nothing. 709 01:21:48,254 --> 01:21:51,624 Nobody has ever done anything like that for me before. 710 01:21:52,392 --> 01:21:55,628 You were right. You can't win no matter what you do. 711 01:21:55,695 --> 01:21:59,165 Listen to me. I don't want to hear that from you. You can. 712 01:22:01,067 --> 01:22:03,169 I used to think so. 713 01:22:24,758 --> 01:22:26,860 Dr. Houseman, can l, uh-- 714 01:22:28,361 --> 01:22:31,398 Look, I'm going anyway and I know what you must be thinking. 715 01:22:31,464 --> 01:22:34,434 You don't know anything at all about me. 716 01:22:34,534 --> 01:22:37,237 I know you want Baby to be like you. 717 01:22:37,270 --> 01:22:40,106 The kind of person people look up to. 718 01:22:40,206 --> 01:22:42,409 Baby is like that. If you could just see-- 719 01:22:42,442 --> 01:22:45,412 Don't you tell me what to see. 720 01:22:45,445 --> 01:22:48,081 I see someone in front of me who got his partner in trouble... 721 01:22:48,114 --> 01:22:50,550 and sent her off to some butcher... 722 01:22:50,617 --> 01:22:53,887 while he moved on to an innocent, young girl like my daughter. 723 01:22:59,059 --> 01:23:01,661 Yeah, I guess that's what you would see. 724 01:23:17,210 --> 01:23:20,480 I can't imagine being here without you even one day. 725 01:23:20,513 --> 01:23:24,284 Just think, you have more time for horseshoes and croquet. 726 01:23:27,220 --> 01:23:29,956 Maybe they'll saw you in seven pieces now. 727 01:23:32,358 --> 01:23:34,461 I guess we surprised everybody. 728 01:23:36,830 --> 01:23:38,765 I guess we did. 729 01:23:46,773 --> 01:23:48,675 Hardly would be sorry. 730 01:23:50,710 --> 01:23:52,178 Neither will l. 731 01:23:59,552 --> 01:24:00,987 I'll see ya. 732 01:24:57,177 --> 01:24:59,145 I'll do your hair. 733 01:25:01,247 --> 01:25:03,349 It could look pretty if-- 734 01:25:09,255 --> 01:25:11,691 You're prettier your way. 735 01:25:11,758 --> 01:25:13,026 This way. 736 01:25:35,715 --> 01:25:39,986 Kellermans, we come together 737 01:25:40,086 --> 01:25:44,090 Singing all as one 738 01:25:44,190 --> 01:25:48,294 We have shared another season's 739 01:25:48,361 --> 01:25:52,298 Talent, play and fun 740 01:25:52,365 --> 01:25:56,469 Summer days will soon be over 741 01:25:56,569 --> 01:26:00,673 Soon the autumn starts 742 01:26:00,774 --> 01:26:04,677 And tonight the memories whisper 743 01:26:04,778 --> 01:26:08,148 Softly in our hearts 744 01:26:09,215 --> 01:26:13,086 Join hands and hearts and voices 745 01:26:13,153 --> 01:26:16,556 Voices, hearts and hands 746 01:26:16,623 --> 01:26:20,560 At Kellerman's the friendships last 747 01:26:20,627 --> 01:26:25,165 Long as the mountain stands 748 01:26:25,231 --> 01:26:29,502 Daytime, nighttime, any hour 749 01:26:29,569 --> 01:26:33,440 Weather rain or shine 750 01:26:33,506 --> 01:26:37,711 Games and lectures Jokes and music 751 01:26:37,777 --> 01:26:41,848 Happily combine 752 01:26:55,261 --> 01:26:57,163 Good luck in medical school, son. 753 01:26:59,365 --> 01:27:01,901 And I wanted to thank you for your help with the Penny situation. 754 01:27:01,968 --> 01:27:05,805 - I guess we've all gotten into messes. - What? 755 01:27:07,507 --> 01:27:10,310 I thought Baby told you. Look, I'm not sure. 756 01:27:10,377 --> 01:27:13,613 Penny said so, but you know with girls like that. They're liable to pin it... 757 01:27:13,646 --> 01:27:15,615 on any guy around. 758 01:27:21,855 --> 01:27:24,457 - What's the hot tip for the day? - Finished. 759 01:27:25,525 --> 01:27:28,395 You and me, Tito. We've seen it all, eh? 760 01:27:28,495 --> 01:27:33,566 Bubbah and Zeda serving the first pasteurized milk to the boarders. 761 01:27:33,666 --> 01:27:35,835 Through the war years when we didn't have any meat. 762 01:27:35,902 --> 01:27:38,638 Through the Depression when we didn't have anything. 763 01:27:38,671 --> 01:27:41,174 Lots of changes, though, Max. 764 01:27:41,207 --> 01:27:44,711 It's not the changes so much this time. 765 01:27:44,778 --> 01:27:47,347 It's that it all seems to be ending. 766 01:27:47,414 --> 01:27:51,418 You think kids want to come with their parents and take fox-trot lessons? 767 01:27:51,518 --> 01:27:54,654 Trips to Europe, that's what the kids want. 768 01:27:55,722 --> 01:27:58,291 Twenty-two countries in three days. 769 01:27:59,392 --> 01:28:01,661 It feels like it's all slipping away. 770 01:28:02,862 --> 01:28:06,733 But the heartbeats of vacation 771 01:28:06,833 --> 01:28:10,704 There no cares are seen 772 01:28:10,770 --> 01:28:14,741 So let's join in just one last chorus 773 01:28:14,841 --> 01:28:18,211 Visitors, staff and guests 774 01:28:18,244 --> 01:28:22,782 What we've shared won't be forgotten 775 01:28:22,882 --> 01:28:25,919 Old friends are the best 776 01:29:01,454 --> 01:29:03,189 Nobody puts Baby in the corner. 777 01:29:04,958 --> 01:29:06,359 Come on. 778 01:29:27,113 --> 01:29:29,315 Sorry about the disruption, folks... 779 01:29:29,382 --> 01:29:32,652 but I always do the last dance of the season. 780 01:29:32,752 --> 01:29:35,755 This year somebody told me not to. 781 01:29:35,789 --> 01:29:39,626 So I'm gonna do my kind of dancin' with a great partner... 782 01:29:40,460 --> 01:29:43,363 who's not only a terrific dancer... 783 01:29:43,463 --> 01:29:45,932 but somebody who's taught me that there are people... 784 01:29:45,965 --> 01:29:49,002 willing to stand up for other people no matter what it costs them. 785 01:29:50,370 --> 01:29:52,939 Somebody who's taught me... 786 01:29:54,874 --> 01:29:56,976 about the kind of person I want to be. 787 01:29:58,178 --> 01:29:59,646 Miss Frances Houseman. 788 01:30:00,480 --> 01:30:01,881 Sit down, Jake. 789 01:31:25,732 --> 01:31:27,801 I think she gets this from me. 790 01:34:22,409 --> 01:34:25,211 Do you have sheet music on this stuff? 791 01:34:33,286 --> 01:34:36,389 I know you weren't the one who got Penny in trouble. 792 01:34:38,558 --> 01:34:41,027 When I'm wrong, I say I'm wrong. 793 01:34:47,567 --> 01:34:49,502 You looked wonderful out there. 794 01:35:47,193 --> 01:35:49,295 Now l 795 01:35:49,362 --> 01:35:53,333 Had the time of my life 796 01:35:53,400 --> 01:35:57,570 No, I never felt this way before 797 01:35:57,637 --> 01:36:00,040 Yes, I swear 798 01:36:00,106 --> 01:36:04,644 It's so true And I owe it all to you