1 00:00:25,500 --> 00:00:28,000 I met her a couple of weeks ago. 2 00:00:28,100 --> 00:00:32,500 The first time we went out I thought "maybe". 3 00:00:33,500 --> 00:00:37,500 Then the second time we went out I thought to myself "yes". 4 00:00:40,200 --> 00:00:43,900 Now I'm wondering 5 00:00:42,300 --> 00:00:45,400 "could a woman this good ever really fall for a guy like me?" 6 00:00:46,200 --> 00:00:52,260 I met him 17 days ago and he is so funny, 7 00:00:52,300 --> 00:00:54,100 he makes me laugh. 8 00:00:55,000 --> 00:00:58,600 He's the kind of guy a woman could fall in love with. 9 00:00:59,800 --> 00:01:03,860 All right, maybe I've already fallen. I don't know. 10 00:01:03,900 --> 00:01:08,400 Tonight is our third date. The all-important third date. 11 00:01:09,700 --> 00:01:10,900 Great! 12 00:01:10,940 --> 00:01:12,600 She told me she thinks I'm great. 13 00:01:14,900 --> 00:01:16,500 Until she finds out the truth. 14 00:01:18,300 --> 00:01:21,560 You meet some guy, you think he's great, 15 00:01:21,600 --> 00:01:25,300 so you end up going to bed with some fantasy you made up. 16 00:01:26,100 --> 00:01:28,900 And then you wake up in the morning with someone you don't even know. 17 00:01:30,100 --> 00:01:33,200 Which I have promised myself I am never doing again. 18 00:02:07,200 --> 00:02:09,000 I've got to break this date. 19 00:02:09,700 --> 00:02:12,400 -David, don't call her. -I have to. 20 00:02:12,440 --> 00:02:15,200 You don't go with somebody this good on the day you're fired. 21 00:02:15,240 --> 00:02:16,800 Don't break this date. 22 00:02:16,840 --> 00:02:18,160 -Why not? -Because. 23 00:02:18,200 --> 00:02:20,260 I think right now, feeling the way you're feeling 24 00:02:20,300 --> 00:02:21,800 this is exactly what you need. 25 00:02:24,300 --> 00:02:27,200 What I like about David is that his life is so together. 26 00:02:27,240 --> 00:02:30,400 We're going out to celebrate some big promotion he got. 27 00:02:30,440 --> 00:02:32,400 Well, that's a relief. 28 00:02:32,440 --> 00:02:34,660 Mom and I would be very happy 29 00:02:34,700 --> 00:02:37,600 if you could find someone you didn't have to support. 30 00:02:38,400 --> 00:02:42,000 I must like him. I'm shaving above my knee. 31 00:02:42,040 --> 00:02:44,400 You will get another job. 32 00:02:44,440 --> 00:02:45,660 You will! 33 00:02:45,700 --> 00:02:48,000 I'm not worried about you getting another job 34 00:02:48,040 --> 00:02:49,160 but this woman, 35 00:02:49,200 --> 00:02:52,760 If she is as terrific as you say she is —and I'm assuming you're not lying— 36 00:02:52,800 --> 00:02:55,900 -She's better than I told you. -She is? 37 00:02:55,940 --> 00:02:59,600 And I don't mean just sexy. Which she is. 38 00:03:00,800 --> 00:03:03,300 Although we haven't even kissed yet, but… 39 00:03:04,600 --> 00:03:07,100 This is the kind of woman you could fall in love with. 40 00:03:07,140 --> 00:03:08,400 Really? 41 00:03:09,700 --> 00:03:14,800 Then she's got a shelf-life of like 6 days max 42 00:03:14,840 --> 00:03:17,600 and then she meets somebody else and she's gone. 43 00:03:19,500 --> 00:03:21,200 He doesn't even know I smoke 44 00:03:21,240 --> 00:03:24,000 because I haven't shown him any of my bad habits yet. 45 00:03:24,040 --> 00:03:26,800 I can usually hide something wrong of me for about a month. 46 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:32,500 I mean, he thinks I'm this really sweet girl 47 00:03:32,540 --> 00:03:34,100 that hasn't been around very much. 48 00:03:35,700 --> 00:03:39,200 I can be sweet when I want to but 49 00:03:40,100 --> 00:03:44,500 I cannot __ very much. 50 00:03:45,500 --> 00:03:47,900 Do you know why I really lost my job this afternoon? 51 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:50,700 Cause I was honest. That's why. 52 00:03:51,800 --> 00:03:54,000 There with __ Cyrus 53 00:03:54,040 --> 00:03:56,200 He's telling the same joke 54 00:03:56,240 --> 00:03:58,500 he tells me every time I'm going to see him. 55 00:03:58,540 --> 00:03:59,560 Same joke. 56 00:03:59,600 --> 00:04:02,660 It wasn't funny then and it really isn't funny now. 57 00:04:02,700 --> 00:04:04,960 But sitting there I was thinking 58 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:08,500 "okay, get ready, here comes the punchline" 59 00:04:09,500 --> 00:04:11,960 I tried to laugh. 60 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:16,400 I really did but it just wasn't there. 61 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:21,000 I don't know. Maybe you should have laughed. 62 00:04:22,200 --> 00:04:26,600 I don't think honesty is always such a great thing. 63 00:04:45,000 --> 00:04:47,600 I've got to tell him about Jessie tonight. 64 00:04:47,640 --> 00:04:49,700 Kathy, trust me on this one. 65 00:04:49,600 --> 00:04:52,700 Al didn't know I had kids until he moved in and sat on a Barbie. 66 00:04:52,740 --> 00:04:55,300 First I just assumed he knew I had a child 67 00:04:55,340 --> 00:04:58,400 then, when I realized he didn't I felt __ tell him right away. 68 00:04:58,440 --> 00:05:00,000 Then, last week, 69 00:05:00,040 --> 00:05:02,900 I couldn't find the exact right moment to break the news. 70 00:05:02,940 --> 00:05:05,060 What do you say? "Pass the salt, and by the way, 71 00:05:05,100 --> 00:05:07,000 would you like to see a video of me in labor?" 72 00:05:07,500 --> 00:05:10,100 You don't say anything now. It's too soon. 73 00:05:10,800 --> 00:05:12,630 The last couple of interesting guys I've met, 74 00:05:12,670 --> 00:05:14,360 when they found out I had a child, 75 00:05:14,400 --> 00:05:16,900 they thought it was really great, really earthy and all that 76 00:05:16,940 --> 00:05:18,700 but I never heard from them again. 77 00:05:19,600 --> 00:05:21,400 Why did it have to be today? 78 00:05:22,300 --> 00:05:24,860 Fire me Monday morning. At least give me the weekend. 79 00:05:24,900 --> 00:05:26,800 Could we pick it up here, please? 80 00:05:26,900 --> 00:05:29,500 Don't forget who you are, pal. 81 00:05:30,300 --> 00:05:31,500 You're right. 82 00:05:32,400 --> 00:05:33,560 Who am I again? 83 00:05:33,600 --> 00:05:36,300 You are David Morgan, the king of the road. 84 00:05:36,340 --> 00:05:40,200 Yeah, king of the road. Meanwhile my car is still in the shop. 85 00:05:41,500 --> 00:05:43,100 You know what? 86 00:05:44,400 --> 00:05:45,600 You take my car. 87 00:05:46,100 --> 00:05:47,400 Your car? 88 00:05:47,900 --> 00:05:49,700 No, it's brand new. 89 00:05:50,400 --> 00:05:52,000 I mean, it's a great car but… 90 00:05:52,040 --> 00:05:54,400 I want you to take my car. 91 00:05:54,800 --> 00:05:57,300 No, cause I know how you can be about your things. 92 00:05:57,500 --> 00:06:00,000 You're right. But I hate that about myself. 93 00:06:00,040 --> 00:06:02,400 I don't give. I'm not a giving person. 94 00:06:02,440 --> 00:06:05,500 I want to change that. It's wrong. 95 00:06:05,540 --> 00:06:06,900 So let me help you. 96 00:06:08,500 --> 00:06:11,900 How can I lose a 30,000-dollar-a-year job? 97 00:06:19,500 --> 00:06:24,800 Kathy owns her own business. No one can fire her. 98 00:06:28,800 --> 00:06:31,100 How come people go on dates? 99 00:06:32,700 --> 00:06:36,200 To get to know somebody, find out what they're like. 100 00:06:38,900 --> 00:06:41,000 How come people wear perfume? 101 00:06:41,100 --> 00:06:43,560 Would you do me a big favor? 102 00:06:43,600 --> 00:06:46,460 Do you go and get that new bracelet I like so much? 103 00:06:46,500 --> 00:06:49,000 -Okay. -Thanks. 104 00:06:53,500 --> 00:06:56,100 You do me a favor and take a Valium? 105 00:06:56,140 --> 00:06:58,260 I'm not asking you to take an entire blue 106 00:06:58,300 --> 00:07:00,400 but I am begging you to have half a yellow. 107 00:07:00,440 --> 00:07:03,500 You really should be having more fun. 108 00:07:05,900 --> 00:07:07,600 Dating isn't fun. 109 00:07:08,500 --> 00:07:09,900 What are you doing? 110 00:07:09,940 --> 00:07:11,800 Are you planning of bringing her back here? 111 00:07:12,500 --> 00:07:14,000 Shouldn't I bring her back here? 112 00:07:14,100 --> 00:07:16,700 Go ahead! 113 00:07:16,740 --> 00:07:18,000 Why not? 114 00:07:18,600 --> 00:07:20,300 No, that's fine. 115 00:07:20,900 --> 00:07:24,400 Yeah, but you're saying like "bring her back if you wanna be an asshole" 116 00:07:24,200 --> 00:07:27,700 No, I'm not. In fact I'm thinking, 117 00:07:27,740 --> 00:07:31,200 if you wanna use my new place it's available. 118 00:07:31,240 --> 00:07:32,600 Your new apartment? 119 00:07:35,500 --> 00:07:36,700 Is it great? 120 00:07:38,300 --> 00:07:39,500 It's fabulous. 121 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:51,900 These? 122 00:07:54,300 --> 00:07:57,500 I wouldn't wear that if I were you. You will have a zipper mark on your back. 123 00:07:57,100 --> 00:07:59,760 It really doesn't matter because this skirt is not coming off 124 00:07:59,800 --> 00:08:01,300 until I get home. 125 00:08:02,000 --> 00:08:04,100 Really, I'm not sleeping with this guy yet. 126 00:08:04,900 --> 00:08:08,400 Really? So how come you're taking your diaphragm? 127 00:08:09,200 --> 00:08:13,900 Oh, god, I should have gotten shoulder pads. It would have looked so much better. 128 00:08:14,500 --> 00:08:16,360 I think you have too much lip gloss on 129 00:08:16,400 --> 00:08:19,500 and you are doing that weird thing with your eyebrow that you do when you get nervous. 130 00:08:20,300 --> 00:08:23,000 Is there anything else? Am I doing anything right? 131 00:08:27,200 --> 00:08:29,100 I know what you're thinking. 132 00:08:29,140 --> 00:08:30,100 You do? 133 00:08:31,500 --> 00:08:34,900 I've been there. Every salesman has. 134 00:08:35,300 --> 00:08:38,100 You've lost your job so your confidence is shattered. 135 00:08:38,140 --> 00:08:39,400 That makes sense. 136 00:08:39,440 --> 00:08:41,500 And deep down inside you you start thinking to yourself 137 00:08:41,540 --> 00:08:43,400 maybe you've lost the magic. 138 00:08:43,440 --> 00:08:46,700 I don't know. Let's say you did. 139 00:08:46,740 --> 00:08:50,600 Let's say you've lost the magic, which is possible. 140 00:08:50,640 --> 00:08:53,800 But you're not gonna know for sure till you get out there 141 00:08:53,840 --> 00:08:55,700 and test yourself. 142 00:08:56,600 --> 00:08:59,900 -Like tonight with… -Kathy. 143 00:08:59,940 --> 00:09:04,300 You still have the magic. You will make it happen. 144 00:09:04,340 --> 00:09:07,800 But then again, if you don't 145 00:09:10,900 --> 00:09:13,200 at least you'll know. 146 00:09:19,000 --> 00:09:21,300 He's here! 147 00:09:48,300 --> 00:09:50,000 Jessie, just… 148 00:09:56,300 --> 00:09:58,200 What time will you be home? 149 00:09:58,240 --> 00:09:59,800 Not too late. 150 00:10:00,800 --> 00:10:03,060 Kathy, I told you I couldn't stay late. 151 00:10:03,100 --> 00:10:06,300 Al's been into a lot of tension at work lately and he can't sleep without me. 152 00:10:07,600 --> 00:10:08,700 One o'clock. 153 00:10:08,740 --> 00:10:10,700 No, Kathy, 12. 154 00:10:10,740 --> 00:10:12,600 And 11:30 would be even better. 155 00:10:17,600 --> 00:10:20,300 He is talking to himself. 156 00:10:28,500 --> 00:10:30,900 I can't do this. It's totally ridiculous. 157 00:10:33,600 --> 00:10:35,100 He's leaving. 158 00:10:35,140 --> 00:10:36,600 He is leaving. 159 00:10:37,200 --> 00:10:39,000 Come on. 160 00:10:43,900 --> 00:10:46,400 He's coming back! 161 00:10:46,440 --> 00:10:48,000 He is coming back. 162 00:10:52,300 --> 00:10:54,200 Will you two please come in here? 163 00:11:12,100 --> 00:11:15,400 Congratulations, Mr. regional sales manager. 164 00:11:16,900 --> 00:11:19,200 It could have happened to anybody. 165 00:11:20,300 --> 00:11:21,700 But it didn't. 166 00:11:23,100 --> 00:11:25,000 Well, this is nice. 167 00:11:27,800 --> 00:11:29,600 Thanks. We like it. 168 00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:32,400 I mean, my friends all think it's good. 169 00:11:34,500 --> 00:11:35,700 Are you ready? 170 00:11:36,500 --> 00:11:38,500 Yeah, this is a big night. 171 00:11:39,600 --> 00:11:40,900 Then we should go. 172 00:11:44,800 --> 00:11:49,500 You haven't wasted any time. New job, new car… You're a lucky guy. 173 00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:06,660 There are no dents in the car, don't play with the radio 174 00:12:06,700 --> 00:12:08,560 and the seat is exactly the way I like it. 175 00:12:08,600 --> 00:12:09,700 Yes, sir. 176 00:12:10,700 --> 00:12:12,100 Thank you, sir. 177 00:12:12,140 --> 00:12:13,900 -Enjoy your meal. -Thank you. 178 00:12:15,100 --> 00:12:18,500 This place is impossible to get into. How did you get the reservations? 179 00:12:18,540 --> 00:12:19,800 This is my town. 180 00:12:21,500 --> 00:12:23,200 I wanted to change my order. 181 00:12:23,200 --> 00:12:25,260 The lady will take the Caesar salad? 182 00:12:25,300 --> 00:12:27,460 Oh, no, there is garlic in it, doesn't it? 183 00:12:27,500 --> 00:12:29,700 Yes, it's our specialty. You'll love it. 184 00:12:29,100 --> 00:12:32,600 No, I'll just have a plain green salad with oil and vinegar and salt. 185 00:12:32,640 --> 00:12:34,300 Very good. 186 00:12:34,340 --> 00:12:36,900 The most considerate date I've ever had. 187 00:12:39,900 --> 00:12:42,700 -Well, David Morgan. -Hi. 188 00:12:43,600 --> 00:12:45,500 -It's been months. -Yeah. 189 00:12:45,540 --> 00:12:47,200 Eat shit. 190 00:12:48,800 --> 00:12:51,200 I was going to have the __ chop. 191 00:12:53,900 --> 00:12:55,400 What did you do to her? 192 00:12:56,000 --> 00:12:58,500 Why do women always assume it is the man? 193 00:12:59,400 --> 00:13:04,100 The story is that she has a lot of emotional problems with her father. 194 00:13:05,400 --> 00:13:08,400 And takes that on every guy that's ever nice to her. 195 00:13:09,900 --> 00:13:11,200 Sad. 196 00:13:23,700 --> 00:13:26,000 -You okay? -Great. 197 00:13:35,300 --> 00:13:37,400 Excuse me, where is the guy? 198 00:13:37,440 --> 00:13:38,600 What guy? 199 00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:40,500 The guy who parks the cars. 200 00:13:40,540 --> 00:13:42,600 We don't have anyone parking cars. 201 00:13:43,400 --> 00:13:46,260 But… You don't have any… 202 00:13:46,300 --> 00:13:48,600 No valet parking. Sorry. 203 00:13:51,500 --> 00:13:53,100 How awful! 204 00:13:53,140 --> 00:13:54,500 I actually tipped him. 205 00:13:54,540 --> 00:13:58,300 I gave the guy car and gas money. 206 00:14:15,900 --> 00:14:17,600 Are you okay? 207 00:14:18,140 --> 00:14:21,300 No, you're not okay. What can I do? 208 00:14:23,200 --> 00:14:24,600 I lost a car. 209 00:14:26,100 --> 00:14:28,300 You lose a leg or a vital organ. 210 00:14:29,400 --> 00:14:32,700 People die. There's floods and earthquakes. 211 00:14:33,600 --> 00:14:37,600 It's just… I don't know, I've really had an awful day. 212 00:14:38,300 --> 00:14:40,500 What about your promotion? 213 00:14:42,300 --> 00:14:43,500 That's true. 214 00:14:44,800 --> 00:14:47,300 And you're handling this very well. 215 00:14:47,340 --> 00:14:48,160 Really? 216 00:14:48,200 --> 00:14:50,600 Even the police thought you were very together. 217 00:14:51,100 --> 00:14:53,400 What am I supposed to do? 218 00:14:53,600 --> 00:14:56,100 __ restaurant I wouldn't prank. 219 00:14:56,900 --> 00:14:59,100 You can prank in front of me. 220 00:15:00,500 --> 00:15:04,900 Maybe later. After you've seen my strongest side. 221 00:15:09,100 --> 00:15:12,860 You know, in a way losing your car 222 00:15:12,900 --> 00:15:15,700 has given us a chance to go through something so awful together 223 00:15:15,740 --> 00:15:19,060 that I feel lucky to have gone through it with you. 224 00:15:19,100 --> 00:15:22,500 -You know what I mean? -Yeah, absolutely. 225 00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:26,600 I feel closer to you too. I do. 226 00:15:32,500 --> 00:15:34,800 -Do you still wanna see a movie? -No. 227 00:15:36,600 --> 00:15:40,100 There is a new club on 3rd. Do you like jazz? 228 00:15:40,140 --> 00:15:43,400 Jazz? No. I can't. 229 00:15:44,100 --> 00:15:48,500 I can take jazz for about 4 minutes. On a record while talking to someone. 230 00:15:50,700 --> 00:15:53,500 Some friends of mine are having a party. Would you like to go? 231 00:15:53,800 --> 00:15:56,000 -Friends? -Yeah, I'd love you to meet them. 232 00:15:57,100 --> 00:15:58,700 No, not tonight. 233 00:15:58,740 --> 00:16:02,100 Normally I would really love to meet friends but… 234 00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:10,800 I just don't think it's a good idea to go back to your place. 235 00:16:10,840 --> 00:16:12,200 It's not you. 236 00:16:12,240 --> 00:16:15,300 It's everything that's happened in my life up to now. 237 00:16:19,600 --> 00:16:20,700 I understand that. 238 00:16:21,900 --> 00:16:24,500 -You do? -Sure. 239 00:16:31,200 --> 00:16:33,000 Well, __ to your place. 240 00:16:34,600 --> 00:16:37,300 Okay. Whatever. 241 00:16:38,700 --> 00:16:40,300 It's fine. Whatever you want. 242 00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:06,500 Are you having a problem with your keys? 243 00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:10,599 No, it's just that the new key is a little stiff. 244 00:17:16,300 --> 00:17:19,500 When we get inside, could you just hung out here for a couple of seconds? 245 00:17:19,540 --> 00:17:20,599 Why? 246 00:17:21,200 --> 00:17:23,500 In case the apartment is messy. 247 00:17:24,200 --> 00:17:26,700 You don't remember what it was like when you left? 248 00:17:27,700 --> 00:17:29,300 No, I don't. 249 00:17:35,200 --> 00:17:37,500 No, really. I wanna make a good first impression. 250 00:17:37,540 --> 00:17:39,400 It's too late for first impressions. 251 00:17:39,900 --> 00:17:41,160 No, that's not true. 252 00:17:41,200 --> 00:17:42,500 It's never too late for first impressions. 253 00:17:42,900 --> 00:17:44,800 You can have first impressions for years. 254 00:17:58,400 --> 00:18:00,160 -David. -Come on in. 255 00:18:00,200 --> 00:18:02,200 -Is it safe? -Yeah. 256 00:18:03,100 --> 00:18:06,100 The cleaning lady was here. I forgot. So it's all fine. 257 00:18:10,100 --> 00:18:11,660 Yes. There you go. 258 00:18:11,700 --> 00:18:14,100 Those little __ make a big difference. 259 00:18:15,600 --> 00:18:17,000 So what do you think? 260 00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:23,760 Well, I don't know. It's really… 261 00:18:23,800 --> 00:18:25,200 Different. 262 00:18:31,800 --> 00:18:33,900 -I like it. -You do? 263 00:18:34,800 --> 00:18:38,200 Especially its strong use of Rome. 264 00:18:41,900 --> 00:18:44,300 I'm sorry. I'm just a little surprised. 265 00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:48,200 -Why? -I don't know. 266 00:18:50,800 --> 00:18:55,100 You obviously spent a lot of time putting this place together. 267 00:18:55,800 --> 00:18:58,300 I guess 268 00:19:00,200 --> 00:19:01,700 I'm impressed. 269 00:19:02,800 --> 00:19:04,100 Thank you. 270 00:19:06,300 --> 00:19:11,100 You've got to have a place to feel at home. 271 00:19:11,900 --> 00:19:15,100 Somewhere that 272 00:19:15,140 --> 00:19:18,700 seems just real. 273 00:19:19,900 --> 00:19:22,700 Because having empty feelings __ 274 00:19:29,200 --> 00:19:30,600 Close the door. 275 00:19:32,200 --> 00:19:34,800 Come on in and I'll just get rid of the mail. 276 00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:36,000 Okay. 277 00:19:36,700 --> 00:19:38,300 Okay, so, I'm back. 278 00:21:05,800 --> 00:21:07,100 The academy __ 279 00:21:07,140 --> 00:21:10,500 It's very impressive, it really is. All the little pieces! 280 00:21:10,540 --> 00:21:15,100 Actually it's an exact replica of the B-52 bomber 281 00:21:15,140 --> 00:21:17,300 that my father flew in World War II. 282 00:21:17,100 --> 00:21:18,200 Really! 283 00:21:18,240 --> 00:21:20,700 Be careful, it's like 350 pieces. 284 00:21:27,800 --> 00:21:30,500 Oh, my god. I'm so sorry. 285 00:21:31,300 --> 00:21:33,300 No, it's okay. It's just a thing. 286 00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:36,500 Maybe I can help you put it back together. 287 00:21:37,800 --> 00:21:39,500 Why did I touch it? 288 00:21:39,540 --> 00:21:41,800 I am so clumsy. I can't believe it. 289 00:21:42,500 --> 00:21:44,400 I'm sick! 290 00:21:44,440 --> 00:21:46,200 It's nothing. I don't care about this. 291 00:21:46,240 --> 00:21:47,800 I'm glad it broke 292 00:21:47,840 --> 00:21:51,000 because it's relaxing to put it together again. 293 00:21:51,500 --> 00:21:52,560 Please. 294 00:21:52,600 --> 00:21:54,800 Really! I was going to break it myself over the week. 295 00:21:57,700 --> 00:21:59,700 This is a slow week. 296 00:22:01,700 --> 00:22:03,200 What? 297 00:22:03,500 --> 00:22:06,800 -Thanks. -For what? 298 00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:11,100 For not making me feel like I am a mess in everything. 299 00:22:23,400 --> 00:22:25,660 Do you wanna see the rest of the apartment? 300 00:22:25,700 --> 00:22:27,900 Yeah, a little tour would be nice. 301 00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:32,700 This is the kitchen in there. 302 00:22:35,800 --> 00:22:38,100 And this is the living-room. 303 00:22:41,700 --> 00:22:43,900 Still kind of working on it. 304 00:22:45,500 --> 00:22:48,700 And this is the bathroom in here. 305 00:22:50,800 --> 00:22:52,800 Kathy, the bathroom is here. 306 00:22:54,300 --> 00:22:57,200 As you can see I went with paper. 307 00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:01,000 And this is the bedroom. 308 00:23:02,800 --> 00:23:04,400 I've seen some of these before. 309 00:23:07,300 --> 00:23:11,700 Did you know that statistically speaking the bedroom is the safest room in the house? 310 00:23:15,600 --> 00:23:22,400 You can watch television. I have cable, MTV, tapes… 311 00:23:22,440 --> 00:23:25,400 I think Americans watch too much TV, don't you? 312 00:23:25,440 --> 00:23:29,000 I am not remotely obsessed with television at all. 313 00:23:30,600 --> 00:23:32,500 I could __ watch something. 314 00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:33,300 What does that B.G. mean? 315 00:23:34,200 --> 00:23:38,060 B.G. is a nickname from college. 316 00:23:38,100 --> 00:23:39,300 Big Guy. 317 00:23:40,500 --> 00:23:45,700 Actually that's a gift from our graduation. 318 00:23:46,800 --> 00:23:49,100 What is the significance of the squiggle? 319 00:23:50,100 --> 00:23:52,100 The squiggle was just… 320 00:23:52,800 --> 00:23:55,960 Actually, I never asked what that squiggle was. 321 00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:57,800 I was just so honored. 322 00:23:58,400 --> 00:24:03,600 The bed, by the way, is the world's most comfortable bed. 323 00:24:04,800 --> 00:24:07,060 Even if you're not gonna try it now I would suggest that 324 00:24:07,100 --> 00:24:10,400 you come back when I'm not here and take a nap. Because… 325 00:24:10,440 --> 00:24:11,900 It looks really comfortable. 326 00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:15,360 It's just that everybody goes out 327 00:24:15,400 --> 00:24:17,960 and then comes back and lies down. 328 00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:20,100 And I was just hoping we could be different. 329 00:24:21,800 --> 00:24:23,200 I know what you mean. 330 00:24:23,340 --> 00:24:25,500 I think that you don't wanna be too different. 331 00:24:26,300 --> 00:24:29,600 In the same respect that becomes __ trap 332 00:24:29,640 --> 00:24:32,400 trying to not do… 333 00:24:43,300 --> 00:24:46,400 -You know what I would like right now? -What would you like? 334 00:24:46,600 --> 00:24:47,800 A drink. 335 00:24:48,600 --> 00:24:49,500 A drink? 336 00:24:49,540 --> 00:24:52,400 Sometimes when you go to a man's apartment they give you a drink. 337 00:24:52,800 --> 00:24:54,800 You've been to other men's apartments? 338 00:24:55,900 --> 00:24:58,200 And they offer you drinks? 339 00:25:00,800 --> 00:25:03,760 Sometimes they even force them on me. 340 00:25:03,800 --> 00:25:06,800 Hoping I get drunk so they can take advantage of me. 341 00:25:07,700 --> 00:25:12,700 What kind of liquor was these seduc— bastards were using? 342 00:25:14,600 --> 00:25:17,160 I don't know. I like banana daiquiris. 343 00:25:17,200 --> 00:25:18,600 You like banana daiquiris. 344 00:25:18,640 --> 00:25:20,900 They get me in a lot of trouble. 345 00:25:20,940 --> 00:25:22,760 How much trouble does wine get you into? 346 00:25:22,800 --> 00:25:23,900 Wine's good. 347 00:25:23,940 --> 00:25:25,400 If I stay awake I get in trouble. 348 00:25:25,440 --> 00:25:29,400 Sometimes I was __ 349 00:25:32,900 --> 00:25:35,000 Why don't you just 350 00:25:35,040 --> 00:25:38,000 take off all your clothes and I'll be right back, okay? 351 00:25:53,700 --> 00:25:56,100 David, can I help? 352 00:25:57,500 --> 00:25:59,000 No, I got it. 353 00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:03,600 Good. I'll just wait out here then. 354 00:26:04,300 --> 00:26:07,800 Good. Cause I'd like to get one privately. 355 00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:30,800 Have you read all these books? 356 00:26:32,900 --> 00:26:34,100 Books? 357 00:26:34,800 --> 00:26:37,100 Yeah. Well, a lot of them. I like reading. 358 00:26:38,800 --> 00:26:40,900 Who's Bruce? 359 00:26:41,500 --> 00:26:43,300 Bruise? 360 00:26:43,340 --> 00:26:44,800 His name is in all your books. 361 00:26:45,700 --> 00:26:48,600 Ah, Bruce. He was a neighbor of mine. 362 00:26:48,640 --> 00:26:52,700 He had to leave town suddenly so I bought his books. 363 00:26:52,740 --> 00:26:56,300 -So these are his books? -No, they're my books now. 364 00:26:57,100 --> 00:27:00,100 And someday they'll be my kid's books. 365 00:27:00,140 --> 00:27:02,200 Kids? Do you have kids? 366 00:27:02,700 --> 00:27:05,400 No, I don't mean I have kids. 367 00:27:05,440 --> 00:27:07,300 When I get my life together, I mean. 368 00:27:07,340 --> 00:27:09,400 Your life seems pretty together right now. 369 00:27:11,700 --> 00:27:14,800 You can't ever have your life too together. 370 00:27:16,300 --> 00:27:19,260 -What about you? -Me? 371 00:27:19,300 --> 00:27:21,400 Yeah, do you ever think about kids? 372 00:27:23,500 --> 00:27:27,000 Yeah, all the time. 373 00:27:27,700 --> 00:27:30,400 I mean, I have to. 374 00:27:30,800 --> 00:27:35,800 Because I'm a woman and there is this child 375 00:27:35,840 --> 00:27:39,700 who I was just talking to my sister about 376 00:27:38,100 --> 00:27:40,500 __… 377 00:27:40,500 --> 00:27:41,900 Do you know a lot about wine? 378 00:27:42,500 --> 00:27:45,900 Wine? No. Just that it comes and goes. 379 00:27:51,600 --> 00:27:59,200 Buyed this kind of gentle rosette __ and I think you'll like. 380 00:28:00,300 --> 00:28:01,860 Must be pretty good. 381 00:28:01,900 --> 00:28:04,400 But you're one of those wine experts, right? 382 00:28:06,800 --> 00:28:08,900 No, not really. 383 00:28:09,600 --> 00:28:12,600 But there is nothing like a good California wine though. 384 00:28:15,900 --> 00:28:17,300 Wait a second. 385 00:28:18,500 --> 00:28:21,200 This lighting is wrong. Will you sit down for a second? 386 00:28:22,200 --> 00:28:25,500 I think that half the fun of drinking wine is in presentation. 387 00:28:25,540 --> 00:28:28,000 And this mood is not what should be here. 388 00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:36,400 -What do you think? -We might get a little dizzy. 389 00:28:36,500 --> 00:28:38,300 Yeah, I agree. 390 00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:42,400 How's that? 391 00:28:42,800 --> 00:28:45,000 I think that's a little too much mood. 392 00:28:45,300 --> 00:28:46,700 Too much? 393 00:28:47,500 --> 00:28:48,660 That's good. 394 00:28:48,700 --> 00:28:50,700 We're back to where we started. Isn't that better? 395 00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:55,860 -Do you play the piano? -I play a little. 396 00:28:55,900 --> 00:28:58,100 -Would you play something for me? -No. 397 00:28:58,700 --> 00:29:00,900 Oh, please. I think it's so sexy. 398 00:29:00,600 --> 00:29:01,900 All right, I'll play. 399 00:29:03,900 --> 00:29:07,300 This is actually background music for my Montgomery Clift impersonation. 400 00:29:07,340 --> 00:29:09,500 -Do you still wanna hear it? -Yes. 401 00:29:28,500 --> 00:29:35,700 I met Kathy at an outdoor café but because it was raining we ate indoors. 402 00:29:35,740 --> 00:29:37,500 What is wrong with that? 403 00:29:40,100 --> 00:29:43,000 As she looked at me I said to her: 404 00:29:43,900 --> 00:29:48,400 "Why do you stare at me? Am I to be stared at?" 405 00:29:54,700 --> 00:29:56,300 Who was that? 406 00:29:57,300 --> 00:29:59,060 Montgomery Clift. 407 00:29:59,100 --> 00:30:01,760 I'm not sure who that is but it was very, very good. 408 00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:02,900 Thank you. 409 00:30:03,700 --> 00:30:05,300 I wanna make a toast. 410 00:30:07,700 --> 00:30:09,700 To the woman sitting beside my right. 411 00:30:11,900 --> 00:30:14,400 May we find a thousand ways to get even closer. 412 00:30:16,800 --> 00:30:21,200 To David. In the hope that you understand. 413 00:30:22,700 --> 00:30:24,400 Understand what? 414 00:30:28,800 --> 00:30:32,600 Just like it takes grapes a lot of time to become wine… 415 00:30:32,640 --> 00:30:34,900 Oh, right. I understand. 416 00:30:35,600 --> 00:30:37,800 What do you understand? 417 00:30:38,900 --> 00:30:41,500 That just like it takes grapes a long time 418 00:30:42,600 --> 00:30:44,300 that you can't rush a grape. 419 00:30:45,700 --> 00:30:47,800 I mean, you can but you'll regret it. 420 00:31:23,500 --> 00:31:24,860 David. 421 00:31:24,900 --> 00:31:26,500 Come on. 422 00:31:27,100 --> 00:31:31,500 I don't want to break the mood. My leg is starting to cramp. 423 00:31:34,600 --> 00:31:36,200 So you __ 424 00:31:36,240 --> 00:31:39,300 I think we should take a break for a moment. 425 00:31:41,500 --> 00:31:42,800 Are you okay? 426 00:31:42,840 --> 00:31:46,400 Yeah. I just __ cramp always hunts me when I rush into things. 427 00:31:47,100 --> 00:31:48,700 Is there anything I can do? 428 00:31:48,740 --> 00:31:51,300 Yeah. You can talk to me a little. 429 00:31:51,340 --> 00:31:54,200 Talk? You mean, like "more talk". 430 00:31:54,700 --> 00:31:56,000 What if I massage you? 431 00:31:56,900 --> 00:31:59,800 You're not one of those guys who're afraid to talk about things, are you? 432 00:32:00,400 --> 00:32:01,900 No, I like to talk. 433 00:32:01,940 --> 00:32:05,800 It's just that we've talked a lot, I think. 434 00:32:06,800 --> 00:32:08,400 So, you would rather not talk. 435 00:32:08,440 --> 00:32:09,600 Honestly? 436 00:32:09,640 --> 00:32:12,900 Yes. This is the time to be totally honest. 437 00:32:14,400 --> 00:32:17,600 If we're to be totally honest here I would say that I think 438 00:32:17,640 --> 00:32:19,900 that we have to be more relaxed 439 00:32:20,900 --> 00:32:21,800 More spontaneous. 440 00:32:21,840 --> 00:32:23,600 A little more active fun here. 441 00:32:24,800 --> 00:32:26,600 So if this were up to me 442 00:32:26,640 --> 00:32:30,200 I would rather communicate with body language now 443 00:32:30,240 --> 00:32:32,400 and talk later. 444 00:32:35,900 --> 00:32:40,000 I'd like to make you happy because that's the kind of person I am. 445 00:32:40,800 --> 00:32:43,400 __ 446 00:32:45,200 --> 00:32:47,300 I feel I need to talk a little more. 447 00:32:49,200 --> 00:32:50,500 Then we shall talk. 448 00:32:53,100 --> 00:32:56,400 So, why don't you start? 449 00:32:58,100 --> 00:32:59,200 Me, start? 450 00:32:59,700 --> 00:33:02,700 It's okay. I will start. 451 00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:07,800 So, tell me… 452 00:33:12,800 --> 00:33:14,300 What are you doing? 453 00:33:15,100 --> 00:33:16,900 Oh, no. Don't. What is that? 454 00:33:17,500 --> 00:33:19,500 Ten things you should know about a man 455 00:33:19,540 --> 00:33:20,900 before you go to bed with him. Are you ready? 456 00:33:20,940 --> 00:33:22,500 A quiz? You're kidding me. 457 00:33:22,540 --> 00:33:25,400 I saw this in a magazine I thought "he'll love this" 458 00:33:25,440 --> 00:33:26,700 What if I fail? 459 00:33:26,740 --> 00:33:29,800 Will you have a little confidence on yourself? 460 00:33:29,840 --> 00:33:31,500 I don't do well on tests. I really don't. 461 00:33:32,800 --> 00:33:34,800 I'm sorry if you think I'm being difficult. 462 00:33:34,840 --> 00:33:37,300 It's just that I think we could have something really special here. 463 00:33:37,340 --> 00:33:40,100 If we just take our time getting to know each other. 464 00:33:40,140 --> 00:33:44,100 Like for example, I think you think I am sweeter than I am. 465 00:33:44,500 --> 00:33:45,900 No. 466 00:33:46,500 --> 00:33:47,900 You don't? 467 00:33:48,400 --> 00:33:51,900 I think you're sweet. I wouldn't say you're too sweet. 468 00:33:52,500 --> 00:33:56,300 I just don't __ another mistake involved with the wrong guy 469 00:33:56,340 --> 00:33:58,600 and Sheila Kramer is one of my best friends. 470 00:34:01,800 --> 00:34:05,600 You mean, Sheila Kramer who knew from the very beginning 471 00:34:05,640 --> 00:34:08,000 that I wasn't interested in a serious relationship? 472 00:34:08,800 --> 00:34:11,400 The Sheila Kramer who I bought __ flowers for her birthday 473 00:34:11,440 --> 00:34:14,300 even after we broke up and she was going out with a carpenter? 474 00:34:13,500 --> 00:34:16,000 that Sheila Kramer? 475 00:34:19,700 --> 00:34:23,400 -How is she? -She's fine. 476 00:34:24,300 --> 00:34:27,900 So is because of Sheila that you want to do this quiz there? 477 00:34:30,500 --> 00:34:32,500 Look, David, 478 00:34:34,399 --> 00:34:37,900 if we just hang out a little and have a good time 479 00:34:37,940 --> 00:34:39,860 and don't get on anything too heavy 480 00:34:39,900 --> 00:34:42,260 and you take me home and tell me that you will call me on Monday 481 00:34:42,300 --> 00:34:44,600 and then I never hear from you again, 482 00:34:45,500 --> 00:34:48,200 I feel bad, I feel sad. 483 00:34:49,100 --> 00:34:52,400 But in a couple of days I bounce back 484 00:34:52,440 --> 00:34:55,960 and in a few weeks I think of you "this guy was really hot" __ 485 00:34:56,000 --> 00:35:00,860 but if we start making out 486 00:35:00,900 --> 00:35:04,100 and we're making each other feel really good and suddenly we're naked 487 00:35:04,140 --> 00:35:10,300 —I know that I'm really good in bed— and __ no matter what __ 488 00:35:13,500 --> 00:35:20,860 I guess what I'm saying is that I could fall for a guy like you 489 00:35:20,900 --> 00:35:23,600 and I just wanna make sure that you really are a guy like you. 490 00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:26,600 I am exactly a guy like me. 491 00:35:26,640 --> 00:35:29,000 I just don't wanna be in a restaurant six months from now 492 00:35:29,040 --> 00:35:31,300 thinking of stabbing you in the throat with a fork. 493 00:35:31,340 --> 00:35:35,200 Listen, I'm not against talking. Let's talk. 494 00:35:35,240 --> 00:35:37,400 It's just that I am so much free with my body 495 00:35:37,440 --> 00:35:40,100 when I really, really know somebody. 496 00:35:40,140 --> 00:35:43,700 Then let's really, really get to know each other. 497 00:35:43,740 --> 00:35:46,800 Ask me anything. What do you wanna know? 498 00:35:47,800 --> 00:35:49,600 I don't know. 499 00:35:50,200 --> 00:35:52,300 Is there anything you want to tell me? 500 00:35:53,500 --> 00:35:54,700 Like what? 501 00:35:55,100 --> 00:35:56,000 I don't know. 502 00:35:57,500 --> 00:35:59,200 Is there anything you want to tell me? 503 00:36:06,100 --> 00:36:07,400 No. 504 00:36:08,100 --> 00:36:11,260 Just as long as we can look each other straight in the eye 505 00:36:11,300 --> 00:36:13,660 and know we've been totally honest with each other, 506 00:36:13,700 --> 00:36:15,100 that's fine. 507 00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:18,800 I agree. I think that's the most important thing. 508 00:36:24,800 --> 00:36:26,500 Ask me something. 509 00:36:27,200 --> 00:36:28,600 Where are you going? 510 00:36:28,900 --> 00:36:30,300 Do you want some ice-cream? 511 00:36:31,100 --> 00:36:32,800 Sure. 512 00:36:35,800 --> 00:36:38,200 -Ask me anything. -Anything? 513 00:36:38,240 --> 00:36:39,800 What sort do you like? 514 00:36:39,840 --> 00:36:41,900 Pick something for me. I trust you. Ready? 515 00:36:41,940 --> 00:36:43,860 -Is chocolate okay? -Fine. 516 00:36:43,900 --> 00:36:45,600 How many women have you slept with? 517 00:36:46,300 --> 00:36:48,100 How many women? 518 00:36:48,400 --> 00:36:49,700 Don't try to impress me. 519 00:36:50,100 --> 00:36:51,700 What would impress you? 520 00:36:51,740 --> 00:36:52,800 The truth! 521 00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:55,000 The truth? 522 00:36:56,500 --> 00:36:58,100 54 523 00:36:58,900 --> 00:37:00,600 54? 524 00:37:02,500 --> 00:37:04,400 Like you know exactly how many? 525 00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:06,400 Yes, I do. 526 00:37:07,300 --> 00:37:08,800 That's a lot of women. 527 00:37:09,500 --> 00:37:10,900 Is it too high? 528 00:37:10,940 --> 00:37:12,900 All right. Is 11 better? 529 00:37:13,700 --> 00:37:15,800 This is a big 25 point loss. 530 00:37:16,100 --> 00:37:17,100 For what? 531 00:37:17,140 --> 00:37:19,400 Unwilling to take the game seriously. 532 00:37:19,440 --> 00:37:20,700 I can't help it. 533 00:37:20,740 --> 00:37:22,600 This tells me a lot about you. 534 00:37:22,640 --> 00:37:23,900 This is too much pressure. 535 00:37:23,940 --> 00:37:25,500 Okay. Seriously, 536 00:37:26,700 --> 00:37:28,700 if you could only be one or the other, 537 00:37:28,740 --> 00:37:30,800 would you rather be a giver or a taker? 538 00:37:32,700 --> 00:37:35,700 Generous during foreplay? 539 00:37:45,500 --> 00:37:51,500 I would have to say that I'm a very generous giver. 540 00:37:52,400 --> 00:37:53,900 Very. 541 00:37:54,600 --> 00:38:00,000 I might even say, sort of a sexual Santa Claus. 542 00:38:02,200 --> 00:38:05,300 -Your turn. -My turn? 543 00:38:08,200 --> 00:38:11,400 -Have you ever had sex with a corpse? -Come on. 544 00:38:11,440 --> 00:38:14,000 -That's a legitimate question. -Really? 545 00:38:13,500 --> 00:38:14,700 Cause if you have 546 00:38:14,740 --> 00:38:16,800 I would have to say you're out of here. 547 00:38:20,300 --> 00:38:21,760 Don't you wanna know anything 548 00:38:21,800 --> 00:38:24,800 about the inner workings of the woman you wanna sleep with? 549 00:38:24,840 --> 00:38:26,200 Yes, I do. 550 00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:33,900 -Do you "fur piece"? -Do I what? 551 00:38:33,940 --> 00:38:36,200 Oh, no. Do you? 552 00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:39,600 No, I don't. 553 00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:55,500 So do you wanna talk about it? 554 00:38:56,200 --> 00:38:57,500 Talk about what? 555 00:38:58,100 --> 00:39:02,400 What we haven't been talking about. The big question of the day. 556 00:39:04,100 --> 00:39:05,560 You're safe with me. 557 00:39:05,600 --> 00:39:07,000 -I am? -Yes. 558 00:39:08,700 --> 00:39:10,800 I have a triple A rating. 559 00:39:11,400 --> 00:39:13,900 You could eat off me. 560 00:39:15,600 --> 00:39:17,000 I probably will. 561 00:39:20,800 --> 00:39:23,100 How about you? You look a little tired. 562 00:39:24,400 --> 00:39:27,460 Okay, let's do this: We'll go have a blood test, 563 00:39:27,500 --> 00:39:29,700 come back here in a year and then, if everything is okay… 564 00:39:29,740 --> 00:39:31,400 We can continue talking. 565 00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:43,300 What! What did I say? 566 00:40:02,300 --> 00:40:03,500 Going somewhere? 567 00:40:06,200 --> 00:40:07,700 Then let's go to bed. 568 00:40:08,700 --> 00:40:12,500 Let's just do it. It'll be great. 569 00:40:13,200 --> 00:40:13,860 Not yet. 570 00:40:13,900 --> 00:40:15,860 -Not yet? When? -Soon. 571 00:40:15,900 --> 00:40:18,660 -Soon, when? -Soon as I feel safe. 572 00:40:18,700 --> 00:40:22,800 I'm just not the kind of girl who is good at casual sex on one-night stands. 573 00:40:22,840 --> 00:40:25,500 Casual sex? What are you talking about? 574 00:40:25,540 --> 00:40:27,100 This is my best suit. 575 00:40:27,140 --> 00:40:30,800 I just need to feel that there is some future in a relationship before I… 576 00:40:35,900 --> 00:40:40,760 Have you ever heard of the word "commitment"? 577 00:40:40,800 --> 00:40:44,400 Not that I want one. I just want a semi-commitment. Even if it doesn't mean anything. 578 00:40:44,440 --> 00:40:46,100 Alright. I knew that it would come to this. 579 00:40:46,140 --> 00:40:48,000 You want a semi-commitment? 580 00:40:48,700 --> 00:40:51,700 I'll show you a semi-commitment. 581 00:40:56,300 --> 00:40:57,500 What's your phone number? 582 00:40:58,300 --> 00:41:01,100 -You know my phone number. -I know your phone number. 583 00:41:05,700 --> 00:41:06,800 There. 584 00:41:06,900 --> 00:41:09,860 Is that enough of a commitment for you? I just wrote on a wall. 585 00:41:09,900 --> 00:41:11,700 How many other guys have done that for you? 586 00:41:13,500 --> 00:41:15,800 You probably paint that wall every week. 587 00:41:22,400 --> 00:41:23,900 Hello. 588 00:41:23,940 --> 00:41:26,200 Hello. 589 00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:29,400 -Are you okay? -Yes. 590 00:41:31,700 --> 00:41:34,400 When I came back here tonight I thought it was gonna be easier. 591 00:41:34,100 --> 00:41:37,200 But it's not easy, is it? 592 00:41:38,900 --> 00:41:42,700 I just was hoping that we could really get to know each other on everything. 593 00:41:43,700 --> 00:41:47,700 You can't get to know everything. No matter how many quizzes you take. 594 00:41:48,100 --> 00:41:50,800 To really get to know somebody you have to spend time. 595 00:41:50,840 --> 00:41:54,800 You have to make dinner and have the flu together. 596 00:41:54,840 --> 00:41:56,900 Leave the bathroom door open. 597 00:41:59,700 --> 00:42:03,460 I know. I guess I just wanna make sure that we will spend some time together. 598 00:42:03,500 --> 00:42:06,200 Otherwise life begins to feel like an audition. 599 00:42:06,600 --> 00:42:09,800 You're auditioning too, right? 600 00:42:21,200 --> 00:42:24,400 One second. Can I use your bathroom? 601 00:42:27,200 --> 00:42:28,800 This is it? 602 00:42:32,300 --> 00:42:35,000 You are gonna be so happy. 603 00:44:07,800 --> 00:44:12,600 So. How come you have so many bottles of Maalox? 604 00:44:13,400 --> 00:44:15,300 For nights like this. 605 00:44:38,600 --> 00:44:42,000 What is this? A special kind of sweater for women who like to prolong foreplay? 606 00:44:41,800 --> 00:44:42,800 Just rip it off. 607 00:44:42,840 --> 00:44:45,500 Are you serous? Well, rip it neatly. 608 00:45:10,500 --> 00:45:12,300 I thought you had naturally big shoulders 609 00:45:23,600 --> 00:45:26,700 I don't know, maybe it's not funny. 610 00:45:37,600 --> 00:45:39,600 Would you like to use some music? 611 00:45:38,800 --> 00:45:42,700 I know it sounds kind of crazy but I have a hard time making love to music. 612 00:45:42,740 --> 00:45:44,100 I keep wanting to sing along. 613 00:45:44,140 --> 00:45:45,500 I understand. 614 00:45:48,900 --> 00:45:50,600 How about the light? 615 00:45:51,200 --> 00:45:53,700 I like it go with no light but when there's no light 616 00:45:53,740 --> 00:45:56,400 I sometimes feel the other person is maybe thinking of someone else. 617 00:46:04,700 --> 00:46:06,100 Are you sure __ 618 00:46:06,140 --> 00:46:09,000 I don't care about my shirt. I want this night to be perfect. 619 00:46:09,900 --> 00:46:13,600 You don t think that if we try for perfection we may be a little disappointed? 620 00:46:13,640 --> 00:46:16,400 But if we think this could be, let's say, a little above average 621 00:46:16,440 --> 00:46:18,200 we could be pleasantly surprised. 622 00:46:18,100 --> 00:46:20,100 I __ to have a little tricky for me. 623 00:46:20,140 --> 00:46:24,200 I tend to get right up there in that perfect range whether I try to or not. 624 00:46:32,500 --> 00:46:34,600 It's in the front. 625 00:46:35,400 --> 00:46:37,500 __ 626 00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:54,200 -Did I throw it out the window? -Yeah. 627 00:46:55,000 --> 00:46:56,600 I can't believe that, I'm sorry. 628 00:46:56,640 --> 00:46:59,900 It's okay. I won't be needing it for another 5 years. 629 00:47:12,900 --> 00:47:15,200 -Do you need these? -No. 630 00:47:32,300 --> 00:47:33,800 What do you think they're thinking down there? 631 00:47:33,840 --> 00:47:37,300 Probably that it's the start some horrible underwear storm. 632 00:47:37,340 --> 00:47:39,200 David, let me in. 633 00:47:39,240 --> 00:47:40,800 Let me look for a second. 634 00:47:41,500 --> 00:47:43,560 Come on, I'm shy. 635 00:47:43,600 --> 00:47:45,500 Don't be shy. I'm not gonna ask you to dance. 636 00:47:45,900 --> 00:47:47,700 Show me what you've got. 637 00:47:48,700 --> 00:47:51,500 I feel a little puffy and I haven't been to the gym. 638 00:47:52,100 --> 00:47:55,400 I think this whole physical fitness thing has gotten out of control. 639 00:47:58,600 --> 00:48:00,700 All right, David, What if you get out of bed, 640 00:48:00,740 --> 00:48:03,900 then we'll both stand here naked and point out a few things to each other. 641 00:48:05,700 --> 00:48:06,800 Okay. Come on to bed. 642 00:48:09,000 --> 00:48:10,400 You have a great body. 643 00:48:12,200 --> 00:48:15,100 My breasts are too big and my thighs are bad. 644 00:48:15,140 --> 00:48:16,300 I like your breasts. 645 00:48:16,400 --> 00:48:19,900 We __ 646 00:48:19,940 --> 00:48:23,700 Sorry. I like them. I can't help myself. 647 00:48:30,800 --> 00:48:32,300 Are you okay? 648 00:48:37,300 --> 00:48:38,400 David. 649 00:48:51,000 --> 00:48:53,100 -David, you're leaning on my hair. -Sorry. 650 00:49:01,400 --> 00:49:04,700 Kathy, I have a thing about my ears. 651 00:49:07,400 --> 00:49:08,700 I use them for hearing. 652 00:49:09,500 --> 00:49:10,400 You don't like that? 653 00:49:11,000 --> 00:49:14,200 It was wonderful but I just hated it. 654 00:49:14,900 --> 00:49:15,900 I'm sorry. 655 00:49:16,500 --> 00:49:17,600 No, it's me. 656 00:49:17,800 --> 00:49:20,360 Anyone else would have been incredibly turned on by that. 657 00:49:20,400 --> 00:49:21,900 I wanted to make you happy. 658 00:49:22,100 --> 00:49:25,900 You did. Everywhere. Except in the ear area. 659 00:49:27,000 --> 00:49:29,900 The rest of my body is __ 660 00:49:34,500 --> 00:49:35,800 You seem happy. 661 00:49:35,800 --> 00:49:37,100 How are you doing? 662 00:49:37,140 --> 00:49:38,200 I'm very happy too. 663 00:49:39,700 --> 00:49:40,600 Just a second. 664 00:49:42,700 --> 00:49:44,700 I have a present for you. 665 00:49:44,740 --> 00:49:46,100 Can't wait? 666 00:49:46,140 --> 00:49:47,700 No, you want to use it right away. 667 00:49:48,400 --> 00:49:50,300 Actually… 668 00:49:59,900 --> 00:50:00,800 Great. 669 00:50:04,300 --> 00:50:05,700 So we have a choice. 670 00:50:11,400 --> 00:50:15,400 This is new improved supersafe, non-slip, unbreakable 671 00:50:15,440 --> 00:50:16,800 sheep gut. 672 00:50:16,840 --> 00:50:18,600 Special receptacle end. 673 00:50:19,400 --> 00:50:22,200 For me that could be very important. 674 00:50:24,700 --> 00:50:25,900 Do you have a preference? 675 00:50:25,940 --> 00:50:27,100 No. 676 00:50:29,400 --> 00:50:30,500 Do you wanna put it on? 677 00:50:31,100 --> 00:50:32,900 No, you wear it. 678 00:50:49,500 --> 00:50:51,800 -Have we rushed the grape here? -No. 679 00:51:13,100 --> 00:51:14,900 David, 680 00:51:15,400 --> 00:51:17,400 -I'm banging. -I know. 681 00:51:17,500 --> 00:51:20,060 -No, it's my head. -Your head? 682 00:51:20,100 --> 00:51:20,900 Could we stop? 683 00:51:23,400 --> 00:51:27,800 It's okay, it's not your fault. I just must stop so I don't lose my motor skills. 684 00:51:32,800 --> 00:51:35,600 David, do you smell something burning? 685 00:51:35,640 --> 00:51:36,800 Burning? 686 00:51:51,800 --> 00:51:53,500 Are you okay? 687 00:51:54,300 --> 00:51:56,200 You were great. 688 00:51:56,900 --> 00:51:58,900 I don't like to mention another men in bed 689 00:51:58,940 --> 00:52:01,200 but you, you're like Superman. 690 00:53:16,000 --> 00:53:18,200 I felt so good. 691 00:53:19,000 --> 00:53:21,800 I always forget how good it is. 692 00:53:22,400 --> 00:53:29,200 I guess it's nice in a way __ do it every minute of every day. 693 00:53:31,500 --> 00:53:35,300 Crazy thing you'd like to do it again right now. 694 00:53:48,500 --> 00:53:50,200 This is nice. 695 00:53:56,200 --> 00:53:59,300 -Isn't this nice? -Yeah, it's great. 696 00:54:34,800 --> 00:54:36,800 What are you thinking about? 697 00:54:41,400 --> 00:54:43,400 Double digit unemployment. 698 00:54:47,100 --> 00:54:49,500 How do they get those figures for that? 699 00:54:49,540 --> 00:54:54,500 Do they phone you up? Knock on your door? 700 00:54:54,900 --> 00:54:56,400 Why are you thinking about this? 701 00:55:00,500 --> 00:55:04,000 Because it's nice to have a job. 702 00:55:06,500 --> 00:55:08,660 You get to go to dinner 703 00:55:08,700 --> 00:55:11,000 and then back to a wonderful apartment like this. 704 00:55:12,500 --> 00:55:15,700 Spend the night making love to someone as fantastic as you. 705 00:55:18,500 --> 00:55:22,000 You work hard and for what? 706 00:55:23,200 --> 00:55:24,400 Nights like this. 707 00:55:25,800 --> 00:55:29,360 -Extra worth it, right? -I guess. 708 00:55:30,000 --> 00:55:32,100 Tonight was worth it. 709 00:55:32,300 --> 00:55:33,900 -Really? -Yeah. 710 00:55:34,800 --> 00:55:36,100 Just "yeah". 711 00:55:36,900 --> 00:55:39,800 Not just "yes", just great. 712 00:55:40,500 --> 00:55:41,500 "Just great" 713 00:55:43,200 --> 00:55:48,300 I'll tell you something that very few friends know about me. 714 00:55:48,340 --> 00:55:52,500 I have used the word "great" 5 other times in my life. 715 00:55:53,300 --> 00:55:56,000 3 of those times were sporting events. 716 00:55:56,040 --> 00:55:58,660 So you've had a couple of other good nights. 717 00:55:58,700 --> 00:56:00,600 But not like this. 718 00:56:01,800 --> 00:56:08,200 Great is right here. Tonight is right here. 719 00:56:12,900 --> 00:56:14,200 I have to go on record 720 00:56:14,240 --> 00:56:17,360 and say that tonight was the best sex I've ever had. 721 00:56:17,400 --> 00:56:19,860 I have never understood how men can say things like that. 722 00:56:19,900 --> 00:56:20,960 Like what? 723 00:56:21,000 --> 00:56:22,800 Like "it's the best sex I've ever had" 724 00:56:23,800 --> 00:56:25,300 It's because they're men. 725 00:56:25,900 --> 00:56:29,300 And men like to say large manly statements. 726 00:56:29,340 --> 00:56:32,000 The second greatest sex you've ever had? 727 00:56:32,040 --> 00:56:35,900 Was she great? Did she do things I ever heard about? 728 00:56:36,500 --> 00:56:38,500 Well, I was alone, so… 729 00:56:46,400 --> 00:56:47,800 What about you? 730 00:56:48,600 --> 00:56:52,200 Do you mean did I climax? 731 00:56:59,300 --> 00:57:00,700 A little. 732 00:57:00,740 --> 00:57:02,100 A little? 733 00:57:02,140 --> 00:57:04,700 It was small but significant. 734 00:57:05,700 --> 00:57:07,000 But small. 735 00:57:08,100 --> 00:57:11,600 With a new lover I've never had those type A orgasms __ 736 00:57:11,640 --> 00:57:14,000 You didn't have the good kind tonight? 737 00:57:14,040 --> 00:57:18,400 All good. It's just that some are of the explosive kind and some hum. 738 00:57:19,400 --> 00:57:21,700 So you were just humming. 739 00:57:22,600 --> 00:57:25,400 Know nothing about women's bodies. 740 00:57:26,200 --> 00:57:31,400 Humming is deeper and more satisfying than exploding. 741 00:57:31,440 --> 00:57:33,900 Tonight I just exploded a little. 742 00:57:37,900 --> 00:57:40,600 I think that sex is very overrated. 743 00:57:41,600 --> 00:57:46,700 If you think about how long it takes __ orgasm. 744 00:57:46,740 --> 00:57:50,060 and then you add up all those times throughout an entire lifetime 745 00:57:50,100 --> 00:57:53,700 you're probably talking about 15, 20 minutes max. 746 00:57:55,800 --> 00:57:57,500 I'll hum the next time. 747 00:57:57,540 --> 00:57:59,700 A whole symphony. 748 00:58:02,100 --> 00:58:03,700 Here is the game plan. 749 00:58:04,700 --> 00:58:12,400 We continue to cuddle for a while and then afterward through praising each other 750 00:58:12,440 --> 00:58:14,500 we gradually drift off to sleep. 751 00:58:14,540 --> 00:58:15,900 Tomorrow morning wake up… 752 00:58:15,940 --> 00:58:17,260 Tomorrow? I can't. 753 00:58:17,300 --> 00:58:20,600 I can praise and cuddle for a while but I can't spend the night. 754 00:58:21,100 --> 00:58:22,300 You mean this night? 755 00:58:23,200 --> 00:58:25,400 I have plans in the morning really early. 756 00:58:32,000 --> 00:58:33,600 We can be naked again together. 757 00:58:37,200 --> 00:58:38,300 Forget it. 758 00:58:44,200 --> 00:58:47,100 Hi. It's not me, it's a machine. 759 00:58:47,140 --> 00:58:48,500 Or maybe it is me. 760 00:58:48,540 --> 00:58:50,600 Leave a message and I'll call you back. 761 00:58:53,300 --> 00:58:56,200 Hey, pal, it's Jerry. You there? 762 00:58:56,700 --> 00:58:59,100 Looking for David. I though he might be there. 763 00:58:59,140 --> 00:59:01,000 shitty form. 764 00:59:01,040 --> 00:59:04,100 I can't believe those sun-glass-bastards fired him. 765 00:59:04,140 --> 00:59:06,760 The world is so fucked up. Unbelievable. 766 00:59:06,800 --> 00:59:09,500 Tell him to call me. Bye. 767 00:59:22,400 --> 00:59:26,400 I didn't say anything cause I don't want you to feel bad. 768 00:59:28,900 --> 00:59:31,100 I'll tell you something that nobody knows. 769 00:59:33,200 --> 00:59:39,600 Sunglasses is one of the most cutthroat businesses in the whole world. 770 00:59:40,200 --> 00:59:43,700 Sorry, David, I'm sorry that you had such a bad day. 771 00:59:49,500 --> 00:59:52,400 Are you gonna be okay? Because… 772 00:59:53,100 --> 00:59:55,600 Yeah, I'm fine. 773 00:59:57,700 --> 01:00:01,100 Because if you're not okay I might be able to arrange to stay for a while. 774 01:00:08,700 --> 01:00:11,900 You should only stay if you really want to though. 775 01:00:12,400 --> 01:00:14,000 But I want to. 776 01:00:17,400 --> 01:00:20,200 -Can I use your phone? -Sure. 777 01:00:20,240 --> 01:00:23,500 -Can I use the one in the other room? -Sure. 778 01:00:24,100 --> 01:00:27,300 I'll be back and I'm gonna take care of you. 779 01:00:52,500 --> 01:00:53,900 Hi, Nancy. 780 01:00:57,000 --> 01:01:00,700 Why do you assume that just because I'm calling I'm gonna take advantage of you? 781 01:01:03,300 --> 01:01:05,900 Is Jessie asleep? 782 01:01:07,900 --> 01:01:09,000 Nancy, please. 783 01:01:11,000 --> 01:01:14,060 We'll let her just jump up the stairs like a bunny one time 784 01:01:14,100 --> 01:01:15,400 and then she has to go to bed. 785 01:01:18,700 --> 01:01:21,600 I have to ask a big favor, a big one. 786 01:01:31,500 --> 01:01:33,900 I just need like another hour or two. 787 01:01:36,900 --> 01:01:40,200 Great, Nancy! No, I can't talk about it now. 788 01:01:40,240 --> 01:01:43,400 I just can't do it right now. 789 01:01:43,100 --> 01:01:46,100 Thank you so much. I will never forget you for this. 790 01:02:12,500 --> 01:02:13,900 Careful. 791 01:02:17,300 --> 01:02:19,400 Can I talk to you for a second? 792 01:02:19,440 --> 01:02:21,800 Sure. I'm here for you to talk to. 793 01:02:22,700 --> 01:02:25,000 Who jumps up the stairs like a bunny? 794 01:02:27,000 --> 01:02:28,700 Were you listening? 795 01:02:29,300 --> 01:02:32,900 No, it was totally __ question. 796 01:02:32,940 --> 01:02:33,900 You were listening. 797 01:02:33,940 --> 01:02:36,100 No. But I heard. 798 01:02:37,000 --> 01:02:41,400 Believe me, I wasn't trying to but I did hear. 799 01:02:42,500 --> 01:02:44,500 What about this Jessie. 800 01:02:44,540 --> 01:02:46,300 I know what you're thinking. 801 01:02:46,340 --> 01:02:49,600 You think that Jessie is this guy I'm hiding from you. 802 01:02:49,640 --> 01:02:53,100 You go out with a guy who jumps the stairs like a bunny? 803 01:03:26,000 --> 01:03:27,300 Here it is: 804 01:03:28,200 --> 01:03:32,600 Jessie is this little girl I know. 805 01:03:33,800 --> 01:03:39,200 And is this little girl's mother one of those sneaky cigarette smokers? 806 01:03:42,100 --> 01:03:45,200 -Why didn't you tell me? -I don't know. 807 01:03:45,900 --> 01:03:48,800 I didn't know we were going to get this close this fast 808 01:03:48,840 --> 01:03:51,800 and I wanted to and I've been trying to 809 01:03:51,840 --> 01:03:55,900 but I guess I haven't done __ job of it, have I? 810 01:03:55,940 --> 01:03:57,900 telling me about your daughter? 811 01:03:58,300 --> 01:04:00,400 No, I would say you haven't. 812 01:04:13,400 --> 01:04:18,300 I'm sorry, okay? I withheld a little information. 813 01:04:20,900 --> 01:04:22,800 Some men are scared of a woman with children. 814 01:04:23,900 --> 01:04:26,700 I'm not one of those men. 815 01:04:29,100 --> 01:04:31,700 A woman with a child can be a very scary thing. 816 01:04:32,800 --> 01:04:34,300 You'd like her. 817 01:04:34,340 --> 01:04:38,000 That's not the point. You should have told me. 818 01:04:38,040 --> 01:04:39,600 You weren't fair. 819 01:04:40,300 --> 01:04:42,800 I wanted you, not the family. 820 01:04:51,800 --> 01:04:53,300 I guess I'd better go. 821 01:05:06,400 --> 01:05:09,600 If you didn't tell me about the kid who knows what else I don't know? 822 01:05:09,640 --> 01:05:11,100 Could you __ the other way, please? 823 01:05:11,500 --> 01:05:13,300 Give me that, would you? 824 01:05:14,300 --> 01:05:16,060 Kathy, a few minutes ago we were just— 825 01:05:16,100 --> 01:05:17,000 Don't remind me. 826 01:05:20,700 --> 01:05:22,000 I knew this would happen. 827 01:05:22,600 --> 01:05:24,700 I shouldn't have come back here. 828 01:05:27,000 --> 01:05:29,800 This is exactly what I was afraid of. 829 01:05:29,800 --> 01:05:33,800 You give yourself to __ and you let them have something that's precious 830 01:05:37,300 --> 01:05:40,500 I knew you'd find some excuse. Jessie would be something else. 831 01:05:41,900 --> 01:05:44,400 Have you ever heard of a self-fulfilling prophecy? 832 01:05:45,200 --> 01:05:46,500 -A what? -A self-fulfilling prophecy. 833 01:05:46,800 --> 01:05:49,100 It's like you predict something is gonna happen 834 01:05:48,800 --> 01:05:50,800 and then you make sure that the same thing— 835 01:05:50,840 --> 01:05:51,500 I know what it is. 836 01:05:52,400 --> 01:05:55,200 People do that. They create situations. 837 01:05:55,600 --> 01:05:58,600 No, David. I wanted this to work. 838 01:05:58,640 --> 01:06:01,400 More than you know. Probably too much. 839 01:06:02,300 --> 01:06:04,500 I wanted this to be the start of a… 840 01:06:09,800 --> 01:06:11,700 But you didn't, did you? 841 01:06:22,400 --> 01:06:26,000 You have to admit it. I'm starting to understand now. 842 01:06:26,040 --> 01:06:29,800 This was something entirely different for you, wasn't it? 843 01:06:30,700 --> 01:06:31,900 What are you saying? 844 01:06:31,940 --> 01:06:34,900 I'm saying this night is a success for you, isn't it? 845 01:06:35,500 --> 01:06:38,460 Don't do that. Don't pull that old thing on me. 846 01:06:38,500 --> 01:06:42,200 I didn't seduce you. This wasn't just about sex for me. 847 01:06:43,000 --> 01:06:44,200 What do you call it? 848 01:06:44,240 --> 01:06:46,800 That's bullshit, Kathy. Don't turn this thing around. 849 01:06:46,840 --> 01:06:49,800 Because I have been totally straight with you. 850 01:06:50,300 --> 01:06:53,000 I'm not the one who said "let's be open and honest" 851 01:06:53,040 --> 01:06:54,700 and secretly harbored a minor. 852 01:06:54,740 --> 01:06:55,800 Maybe not. 853 01:06:55,840 --> 01:06:57,500 But you are harboring something, aren't you? 854 01:06:57,900 --> 01:06:59,300 Bruce? 855 01:07:00,800 --> 01:07:02,100 What are you talking about? 856 01:07:02,500 --> 01:07:04,100 I'm talking about this Bruce stuff. 857 01:07:04,700 --> 01:07:06,700 Bruce, I already told you about Bruce. 858 01:07:07,100 --> 01:07:08,300 No, you didn't. 859 01:07:09,000 --> 01:07:10,800 Who is that voice on the answering machine? 860 01:07:10,840 --> 01:07:12,900 And this trophy? 861 01:07:12,940 --> 01:07:16,300 "Bruce Gaynor, numero uno, 1983-84" 862 01:07:16,340 --> 01:07:18,200 Did you feel the need to buy his trophies too? 863 01:07:18,240 --> 01:07:20,200 And all these letters, every one of them, 864 01:07:20,240 --> 01:07:21,600 to Bruce Gaynor at this address. 865 01:07:21,640 --> 01:07:24,160 David, are you gay or are you schizophrenic? 866 01:07:24,200 --> 01:07:24,860 No. 867 01:07:24,900 --> 01:07:26,360 Did I just make love with a bisexual man… 868 01:07:26,400 --> 01:07:27,200 No, you didn't. 869 01:07:27,300 --> 01:07:29,200 …who is sharing his apartment with a man named Bruce? 870 01:07:29,240 --> 01:07:31,800 Because if I did I could have a big problem. 871 01:07:31,840 --> 01:07:34,500 I am not gay and I'm not schizophrenic. 872 01:07:34,800 --> 01:07:37,460 -This is Bruce's apartment, isn't it? -What are you saying? 873 01:07:37,500 --> 01:07:39,800 -You don't live here, do you? -Are you kidding? 874 01:07:39,840 --> 01:07:42,460 We're in Bruce's apartment because yours wasn't good enough. 875 01:07:42,500 --> 01:07:45,100 Or maybe you live with somebody. Is that it? 876 01:07:45,140 --> 01:07:47,900 That's a good one. I'd kill to have your imagination. 877 01:07:48,000 --> 01:07:50,300 David, do me a favor, do us both a favor. 878 01:07:50,340 --> 01:07:51,700 Tell me the truth. 879 01:07:51,740 --> 01:07:55,700 Look, I bought this place from a guy named Bruce 880 01:07:55,740 --> 01:07:59,400 and he hasn't moved all his letters out yet. 881 01:08:02,300 --> 01:08:07,100 And these are my parents who are old and sick 882 01:08:07,140 --> 01:08:08,900 and I love them. 883 01:08:09,500 --> 01:08:12,500 -Those are your parents? -Yes. Frank and Beverly. 884 01:08:15,200 --> 01:08:17,300 I don't know what to believe anymore. 885 01:08:17,340 --> 01:08:18,600 It's okay, don't worry. 886 01:08:19,700 --> 01:08:21,800 You're a little suspicious. 887 01:08:22,300 --> 01:08:25,600 Because you hide things then you think others do too. 888 01:08:26,300 --> 01:08:28,500 You're right. I'm sorry. 889 01:08:28,540 --> 01:08:32,900 I guess I am that kind of person. 890 01:08:39,000 --> 01:08:40,400 Oh, I'm sorry. 891 01:08:41,200 --> 01:08:44,000 -Is this apartment 305? -No, it isn't. 892 01:08:44,700 --> 01:08:46,100 What apartment are you looking for? 893 01:08:46,700 --> 01:08:48,500 I'm in the wrong house. 894 01:08:48,900 --> 01:08:51,160 I don't know how my key worked in your door 895 01:08:51,200 --> 01:08:52,260 because that should not happen. 896 01:08:52,300 --> 01:08:54,899 so I'll speak to security as soon as I can. 897 01:08:55,400 --> 01:08:56,800 You must be Bruce. 898 01:08:58,500 --> 01:09:01,600 -Bruce? -Yes. I'm Kathy. 899 01:09:02,000 --> 01:09:04,600 I can't help but feel that I almost know you. 900 01:09:05,599 --> 01:09:07,800 Me? There must be a mistake. 901 01:09:08,100 --> 01:09:09,360 Come in. 902 01:09:09,400 --> 01:09:12,300 You know David and his parents, Frank and Beverly. 903 01:09:15,200 --> 01:09:16,500 I'm shit. 904 01:09:17,600 --> 01:09:19,399 I'm the lowest form of shit. 905 01:09:21,000 --> 01:09:23,400 Spit on me, degrade me, do whatever you wanna do. 906 01:09:24,200 --> 01:09:25,500 I deserve it. 907 01:09:26,800 --> 01:09:29,800 I'm sorry, I'm really sorry. 908 01:09:29,840 --> 01:09:32,060 I was sitting in this bar across the street 909 01:09:32,100 --> 01:09:33,960 and I could have sworn I saw my car drive by 910 01:09:34,000 --> 01:09:36,000 so I figured you left and I… 911 01:09:36,040 --> 01:09:36,899 Your car? 912 01:09:38,300 --> 01:09:41,200 I think you and David have a few things to talk over. 913 01:09:42,900 --> 01:09:44,800 So, I'm just gonna head home. 914 01:09:45,700 --> 01:09:46,600 Thanks for everything. 915 01:09:47,200 --> 01:09:48,600 It wouldn't have been the same without you. 916 01:09:48,640 --> 01:09:50,100 Listen, I want to drive you home. 917 01:09:50,140 --> 01:09:51,300 -Oh, you do? -Yeah. 918 01:09:51,200 --> 01:09:53,100 This should be interesting. Care to come along? 919 01:09:53,140 --> 01:09:55,700 -What is going on here? -Nothing, don't worry about it. 920 01:09:55,740 --> 01:09:57,900 -What's wrong with her? -Nothing's wrong with her. 921 01:09:57,940 --> 01:09:59,560 Why did she write her name on my wall? 922 01:09:59,600 --> 01:10:02,000 What kind of person writes the name on somebody's wall? 923 01:10:03,900 --> 01:10:05,500 I'm sorry. 924 01:10:07,500 --> 01:10:10,200 But I'll be back and I'll fix everything. 925 01:10:13,900 --> 01:10:15,100 What does that mean? 926 01:10:29,500 --> 01:10:30,600 Kathy, wait a second. 927 01:10:34,600 --> 01:10:36,900 If I had had the year that I though I was gonna have 928 01:10:36,940 --> 01:10:39,300 I was planning of getting a place exactly like that. 929 01:10:42,100 --> 01:10:44,900 And as soon as I close __ 930 01:10:44,940 --> 01:10:45,900 You said they were your parents. 931 01:10:45,940 --> 01:10:47,400 Could be. 932 01:10:47,440 --> 01:10:50,300 My mother looked so much like his mother it's frightening. 933 01:10:50,340 --> 01:10:53,800 You said they were old and sick like they were dying. 934 01:10:54,200 --> 01:10:58,900 We're all dying. From the minute we're born. 935 01:11:08,100 --> 01:11:09,360 If I didn't really like you 936 01:11:09,400 --> 01:11:12,100 would I have gone to all that trouble to impress you? 937 01:11:24,800 --> 01:11:27,100 Excuse me, where am I? 938 01:11:27,140 --> 01:11:28,500 Schiff's coffee shop. 939 01:11:28,540 --> 01:11:29,800 -Where is that? -3rd in Cresson. 940 01:11:30,600 --> 01:11:32,500 How soon can you get a cab here? 941 01:11:33,800 --> 01:11:37,000 That's a big time span between 10 minutes and half an hour. 942 01:11:41,100 --> 01:11:42,800 Yes, I want you. 943 01:12:21,600 --> 01:12:22,900 Do you want a donut, sweetheart? 944 01:12:24,800 --> 01:12:26,000 Do you know what really hurts? 945 01:12:26,600 --> 01:12:30,600 Not only did you make me feel terrible about having a child and not mentioning it. 946 01:12:31,200 --> 01:12:34,400 You made me think I was the only liar in the room. 947 01:12:38,100 --> 01:12:41,600 So, you lied. I lied. 948 01:12:42,600 --> 01:12:45,400 Daters are liars, what do you want? 949 01:12:48,900 --> 01:12:50,000 Do you know what I want? 950 01:12:52,600 --> 01:12:54,500 What I really want? 951 01:12:57,900 --> 01:13:00,000 I want to take back the sex. 952 01:13:31,500 --> 01:13:33,900 I know that you're not gonna believe this. 953 01:13:34,700 --> 01:13:36,200 Is it about your parents? 954 01:13:38,400 --> 01:13:45,000 When I saw you go out that door I thought my heart actually hurt. 955 01:13:45,900 --> 01:13:48,800 -Why? -Because I like you. 956 01:13:48,840 --> 01:13:51,060 Because I've never met anybody that makes me feel like this. 957 01:13:51,100 --> 01:13:54,460 Stop. This is… It's too late for this kind of stuff. 958 01:13:54,500 --> 01:13:56,860 This isn't stuff. I really like you. 959 01:13:56,900 --> 01:13:59,400 Stop anyway. It's not making me feel any better. 960 01:14:00,500 --> 01:14:02,900 I feel like I'm never gonna see you again. 961 01:14:03,900 --> 01:14:06,800 It's like the cab is gonna come and take you off to Alaska. 962 01:14:06,840 --> 01:14:08,800 No, just home to my daughter. 963 01:14:10,000 --> 01:14:12,860 I don't have anything against children, Kathy. 964 01:14:12,900 --> 01:14:14,700 I just don't know any. 965 01:14:16,300 --> 01:14:19,200 I used to when I was a kid but… 966 01:14:21,000 --> 01:14:22,300 I'm sorry. 967 01:14:22,800 --> 01:14:24,400 I was afraid to tell you the truth. 968 01:14:24,900 --> 01:14:28,600 When I started lying I didn't know how to stop 969 01:14:28,640 --> 01:14:31,400 because I didn't think you would like the real me. 970 01:14:31,440 --> 01:14:33,600 I guess we'll never know now. 971 01:14:33,640 --> 01:14:38,500 I'm a guy who lost his job, who lives in this dumpy little apartment, 972 01:14:38,900 --> 01:14:40,600 I drive a car that's always in the shop. 973 01:14:40,640 --> 01:14:44,960 Did you think I was so small that's all I care about? 974 01:14:45,000 --> 01:14:49,600 No, I thought you were so special that you deserved better. 975 01:14:57,300 --> 01:15:00,700 If the next 5 guys that you go out with 976 01:15:00,740 --> 01:15:04,500 are worse than me, will you give me a call? 977 01:15:12,800 --> 01:15:14,300 No, I don't think so. 978 01:15:16,800 --> 01:15:18,500 That's honest. 979 01:15:33,500 --> 01:15:37,000 Oh, my god. Isn't that…? 980 01:15:39,000 --> 01:15:40,700 That's Bruce's car. 981 01:15:42,400 --> 01:15:45,100 -Hey you—! -No. Over here. 982 01:15:52,500 --> 01:15:53,900 What are you gonna do? 983 01:15:54,600 --> 01:15:56,300 I don't know. 984 01:15:57,300 --> 01:16:00,400 SWAT team could be handy at a time like this. 985 01:16:00,440 --> 01:16:01,700 There's a phone. 986 01:16:01,740 --> 01:16:04,260 We don't have time to call the police. 987 01:16:04,300 --> 01:16:05,500 -We don't? -No. 988 01:16:09,700 --> 01:16:11,000 Wait here. 989 01:16:14,000 --> 01:16:15,600 -No, David, don't! -All right. 990 01:16:19,400 --> 01:16:20,800 Oh, look, he's leaving. 991 01:16:21,400 --> 01:16:22,700 I hate moments like this 992 01:16:22,740 --> 01:16:24,900 because if I don't do anything then I'm a coward 993 01:16:24,940 --> 01:16:27,900 and if I try to get the car back I could die. 994 01:16:29,000 --> 01:16:30,100 What would you do? 995 01:16:31,500 --> 01:16:32,700 I don't know. 996 01:16:34,700 --> 01:16:37,200 I would probably try to get the car back. 997 01:16:40,300 --> 01:16:42,000 All right. 998 01:16:42,800 --> 01:16:44,400 Then I think you should. 999 01:16:47,900 --> 01:16:50,300 This has really been a bad day. 1000 01:16:50,600 --> 01:16:52,400 That's your chance to turn it around. 1001 01:16:57,000 --> 01:17:00,460 This could be the last really dumb thing I ever do in my life 1002 01:17:00,500 --> 01:17:04,860 and it would really help me to know before I go in there 1003 01:17:04,900 --> 01:17:06,200 that you forgive me. 1004 01:17:10,300 --> 01:17:12,600 Let me think about it while you're gone. 1005 01:17:42,600 --> 01:17:44,200 You're done with dinner already? 1006 01:17:44,900 --> 01:17:47,900 Drop the snickers and give me back the keys. 1007 01:17:50,200 --> 01:17:51,900 I didn't mean to see you. 1008 01:17:53,400 --> 01:17:58,300 -Did you play with the radio? -Yeah. But I didn't reset the buttons. 1009 01:18:27,700 --> 01:18:29,000 Thank you. 1010 01:18:29,900 --> 01:18:31,600 Now give me back the tip. 1011 01:18:52,600 --> 01:18:53,700 Come on, honey. 1012 01:18:54,200 --> 01:18:57,200 -What's going on here? -Nothing. Come on. 1013 01:18:57,240 --> 01:18:59,300 This isn't your car, is it? 1014 01:18:59,900 --> 01:19:02,100 This guy is a friend of mine. He's in trouble. 1015 01:19:02,140 --> 01:19:04,000 So I'm gonna help him now. 1016 01:19:04,200 --> 01:19:05,700 We're going dancing? 1017 01:19:24,800 --> 01:19:26,400 Do you want a ride? 1018 01:19:36,900 --> 01:19:38,100 Bruce's? 1019 01:19:39,300 --> 01:19:40,800 No. 1020 01:19:40,600 --> 01:19:41,700 Come up with me. 1021 01:19:41,740 --> 01:19:43,100 -Do I have to? -Yes. 1022 01:19:43,500 --> 01:19:45,200 It's time to make everything right. 1023 01:19:52,400 --> 01:19:54,700 How do you know there aren't rats back here? 1024 01:19:54,740 --> 01:19:56,600 What do you mean? You think there are rats back here? 1025 01:19:56,700 --> 01:19:58,200 I don't know. Possibly. 1026 01:19:59,500 --> 01:20:02,900 Get off me! Get off my leg! 1027 01:20:02,700 --> 01:20:05,400 You dirty rat! Furry scoundrel! 1028 01:20:09,000 --> 01:20:10,300 Ta da! 1029 01:20:21,900 --> 01:20:23,300 Jesus! 1030 01:20:23,340 --> 01:20:24,400 What are you doing? 1031 01:20:24,300 --> 01:20:27,200 Me! What are you doing? 1032 01:20:27,240 --> 01:20:29,400 We're just getting our underwear living. 1033 01:20:30,400 --> 01:20:33,700 I know how to use this. 1034 01:20:35,600 --> 01:20:37,700 I'm friends with the guy in apartment 405. 1035 01:20:38,300 --> 01:20:41,000 Apartment 405 isn't anywhere around here, buddy. 1036 01:20:42,300 --> 01:20:43,800 Bruce! 1037 01:20:49,000 --> 01:20:50,100 Bruce, are you there? 1038 01:20:51,600 --> 01:20:53,500 What is it? I'm coming. 1039 01:20:56,200 --> 01:20:57,800 -Kathy, is that you? -Yes. 1040 01:20:58,300 --> 01:21:00,700 Bruce, tell this woman who we are. 1041 01:21:01,900 --> 01:21:04,200 Kathy, I just got off the phone with your sister. 1042 01:21:04,240 --> 01:21:06,900 -My sister? -Yeah. 1043 01:21:07,700 --> 01:21:13,200 I kept looking at the number on the wall so maybe you were telling me to call you. 1044 01:21:14,100 --> 01:21:16,000 You called my girlfriend? 1045 01:21:16,040 --> 01:21:17,600 Your girlfriend? 1046 01:21:18,400 --> 01:21:22,300 You guys were fighting so I didn't know what was going on. 1047 01:21:22,700 --> 01:21:24,000 So what's going on? 1048 01:21:24,040 --> 01:21:25,700 We found your car! 1049 01:21:27,300 --> 01:21:30,200 You found my car? What does that mean? 1050 01:21:32,000 --> 01:21:34,000 Bruce, your car was stolen 1051 01:21:34,040 --> 01:21:38,200 earlier by a very tough guy. 1052 01:21:38,240 --> 01:21:39,800 My car was stolen? 1053 01:21:39,840 --> 01:21:41,400 Don't worry, we got it back. 1054 01:21:41,800 --> 01:21:42,800 David did. 1055 01:21:45,600 --> 01:21:47,900 Bruce, tell this woman who I am. 1056 01:21:51,700 --> 01:21:53,200 Please, Bruce. 1057 01:21:53,500 --> 01:21:57,400 I'm gonna stop by your apartment tomorrow and I'll fix the planes, okay? 1058 01:21:58,000 --> 01:22:02,300 I spent most of my childhood putting those planes together. 1059 01:22:02,400 --> 01:22:06,000 Well, I have time. I'm unemployed. 1060 01:22:07,200 --> 01:22:10,160 -Bruce? -Susan. 1061 01:22:10,200 --> 01:22:13,500 -Is this guy a friend of yours or what? -No, he's not. 1062 01:22:16,800 --> 01:22:19,100 Yes, he is. He's a friend of mine. 1063 01:22:19,700 --> 01:22:21,400 He's my best friend. 1064 01:22:24,100 --> 01:22:26,600 Well, tell him just to get the hell out of here now. 1065 01:22:27,900 --> 01:22:30,200 Hey, get the hell out of here. 1066 01:22:32,100 --> 01:22:33,500 Okay. We're going. 1067 01:22:36,900 --> 01:22:38,500 -Bruce. -Susan. 1068 01:22:40,100 --> 01:22:42,500 -What are you doing? -Nothing. 1069 01:22:44,400 --> 01:22:46,500 You want some company? 1070 01:22:48,900 --> 01:22:50,500 Yeah. 1071 01:22:51,500 --> 01:22:52,700 I'll be right down. 1072 01:22:59,500 --> 01:23:02,300 Do you wanna go and try to find your __? 1073 01:23:03,300 --> 01:23:05,800 No. They weren't really me. 1074 01:23:06,100 --> 01:23:07,960 I kind of liked them. 1075 01:23:08,000 --> 01:23:09,800 -You did? -No. 1076 01:23:21,800 --> 01:23:26,100 I was saving this for the right moment. 1077 01:23:27,900 --> 01:23:31,000 Which obviously __ 1078 01:23:32,200 --> 01:23:34,100 That's for you. 1079 01:23:43,000 --> 01:23:44,800 The first time I saw you I said to myself: 1080 01:23:45,200 --> 01:23:48,300 "Ray-Ban 237s with double gradient lenses" 1081 01:23:58,900 --> 01:24:00,500 I can't tell you how many times I've seen 1082 01:24:00,540 --> 01:24:03,800 the right pair of sunglasses change someone's life. 1083 01:24:13,800 --> 01:24:17,500 I wished that we could do this whole date over again. 1084 01:24:17,540 --> 01:24:20,100 -You do? -Yeah. 1085 01:24:21,700 --> 01:24:23,200 Me too. 1086 01:24:24,900 --> 01:24:27,400 -You do? -Yeah. 1087 01:25:10,900 --> 01:25:13,100 -Hi. -Hi. 1088 01:25:16,300 --> 01:25:19,500 Congratulations, Mr. regional sales manager. 1089 01:25:20,900 --> 01:25:22,300 Well, thank you. 1090 01:25:23,300 --> 01:25:27,800 But I didn't get the promotion. In fact I got fired. 1091 01:25:31,900 --> 01:25:33,700 I'm sorry. 1092 01:25:39,800 --> 01:25:45,100 I think some unemployed men are really great. 1093 01:25:47,200 --> 01:25:49,100 There's something that I haven't told you. 1094 01:25:49,140 --> 01:25:50,200 What? 1095 01:25:51,600 --> 01:25:53,200 I have a daughter. 1096 01:25:53,600 --> 01:25:54,800 You do? 1097 01:25:56,800 --> 01:25:58,700 Great. I was hoping that you did. 1098 01:25:59,700 --> 01:26:02,700 -How old is she? -Seven. 1099 01:26:02,740 --> 01:26:03,800 Seven. 1100 01:26:04,300 --> 01:26:09,000 So I guess they are like walking and talking by seven. 1101 01:26:10,800 --> 01:26:13,200 -Would you like to meet her? -Yeah. 1102 01:26:13,800 --> 01:26:15,700 Jessie, come here. 1103 01:26:19,200 --> 01:26:22,700 -Hi, I'm David. -Hi, I'm Jessica. 1104 01:26:23,800 --> 01:26:26,300 -Is this really your daughter? -Yes. 1105 01:26:29,500 --> 01:26:30,600 So. 1106 01:26:33,000 --> 01:26:34,400 Are you ready? 1107 01:26:37,300 --> 01:26:38,300 Yeah, I think so. 1108 01:26:39,700 --> 01:26:41,000 Then come in. 1109 01:26:45,800 --> 01:26:51,700 ♪ As we stroll along together ♪ 1110 01:26:51,740 --> 01:26:58,000 ♪ Holding hands walking all along ♪ 1111 01:26:58,040 --> 01:27:01,100 ♪ So in love are we two ♪ 1112 01:27:01,140 --> 01:27:04,100 ♪ That we don't know what to do ♪ 1113 01:27:04,140 --> 01:27:07,260 ♪ So in love (do so in love) ♪ 1114 01:27:07,300 --> 01:27:10,100 ♪ In a world of our own (do so in love) ♪ 1115 01:27:10,140 --> 01:27:16,600 ♪ As we stroll by the sea together ♪ 1116 01:27:16,640 --> 01:27:22,600 ♪ Under stars twinkling high above ♪ 1117 01:27:22,640 --> 01:27:25,900 ♪ So in love are we two ♪ 1118 01:27:25,940 --> 01:27:28,700 ♪ No one else but me and you ♪ 1119 01:27:28,740 --> 01:27:31,960 ♪ So in love (do so in love) ♪ 1120 01:27:32,000 --> 01:27:35,100 ♪ So much in love (do so in love) ♪ 1121 01:27:35,140 --> 01:27:38,100 ♪ So in love (do so in love) ♪ 1122 01:27:38,140 --> 01:27:41,300 ♪ So much in love (do so in love) ♪ 1123 01:27:42,200 --> 01:27:48,000 ♪ We stroll along together ♪ 1124 01:27:48,040 --> 01:27:54,000 ♪ I tell you, I need you oh so much ♪ 1125 01:27:54,040 --> 01:28:00,100 ♪ I love, love you my darling ♪ 1126 01:28:00,140 --> 01:28:06,260 ♪ Can you tell it in my touch ♪ 1127 01:28:06,300 --> 01:28:12,400 ♪ When we walk down the aisle together ♪ 1128 01:28:12,440 --> 01:28:17,700 ♪ We will vow to be together till we die ♪ 1129 01:28:18,600 --> 01:28:21,600 ♪ So much love have we two ♪ 1130 01:28:21,640 --> 01:28:24,700 ♪ Just can't wait to say I do ♪ 1131 01:28:24,740 --> 01:28:27,800 ♪ So in love (do so in love) ♪ 1132 01:28:27,840 --> 01:28:29,400 ♪ Are you and I ♪ 1133 01:28:30,500 --> 01:28:33,800 ♪ So in love ♪