1 00:00:14,782 --> 00:00:16,650 [TELEPHONE RINGS] 2 00:00:18,652 --> 00:00:20,654 [RING] 3 00:00:22,656 --> 00:00:25,326 [RING] 4 00:00:26,694 --> 00:00:27,695 Bernice: HELLO? 5 00:00:27,695 --> 00:00:30,098 Ray: DID YOU DO IT? 6 00:00:30,098 --> 00:00:31,765 DID YOU DO IT? 7 00:00:33,101 --> 00:00:34,402 NOT YET. 8 00:00:34,402 --> 00:00:35,703 DO IT NOW. 9 00:00:35,703 --> 00:00:37,105 GO IN NOW. 10 00:00:37,105 --> 00:00:38,506 I'M NOT READY. 11 00:00:38,506 --> 00:00:41,509 THE GUY RUNS 20 MINUTES EVERY MORNING. 12 00:00:41,509 --> 00:00:44,512 WHAT ELSE DO YOU NEED TO KNOW? 13 00:00:44,512 --> 00:00:46,714 RAY, I'M TELLING YOU, THIS GUY IS DANGEROUS-- 14 00:00:46,714 --> 00:00:47,715 [DIAL TONE] 15 00:00:47,715 --> 00:00:48,716 HELLO? 16 00:01:04,298 --> 00:01:05,799 * I SEE * 17 00:01:05,799 --> 00:01:07,568 * EVERY MOVE YOU MAKE * 18 00:01:07,568 --> 00:01:10,138 * THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO * 19 00:01:10,138 --> 00:01:11,939 * TO GET BY ME * 20 00:01:11,939 --> 00:01:14,975 * MY, MY PROFESSION * 21 00:01:14,975 --> 00:01:16,944 * BABY, I'M A THIEF * 22 00:01:16,944 --> 00:01:18,546 * WANNA SHAKE YOUR HAND * 23 00:01:18,546 --> 00:01:21,215 * IT'S TRUE, YOU'LL SEE * 24 00:01:21,215 --> 00:01:23,117 * I LOOK FOR SILVER * 25 00:01:23,117 --> 00:01:25,519 * FOR CHINA, MAYBE GOLD * 26 00:01:25,519 --> 00:01:26,987 * MAKES LOTS OF THINGS * 27 00:01:26,987 --> 00:01:30,023 * SOMETHING I CAN HOLD * 28 00:01:30,023 --> 00:01:31,492 * YOU'VE REALLY TRIED THIS TIME * 29 00:01:31,492 --> 00:01:35,028 * I'LL GET MY GUILT WHILE IT'S ON MY MIND * 30 00:01:35,028 --> 00:01:37,165 * AH, BABY * 31 00:01:37,165 --> 00:01:40,501 * ALL THIS FUN CAN BE NO CRIME * 32 00:01:40,501 --> 00:01:42,370 [MUTTERING] 33 00:01:42,370 --> 00:01:45,306 * YOU CAN'T CATCH ME * 34 00:01:46,507 --> 00:01:48,776 * NOT THE BURGLAR * 35 00:01:48,776 --> 00:01:49,777 * NO WAY * 36 00:01:51,379 --> 00:01:53,714 * TRY AND CATCH ME * 37 00:01:55,249 --> 00:01:58,386 * EACH AND EVERY TIME, I'LL GET AWAY * 38 00:02:33,887 --> 00:02:35,489 HELLO? 39 00:02:37,491 --> 00:02:38,892 HELLO? 40 00:02:38,892 --> 00:02:41,295 IS ANYBODY HOME? 41 00:02:41,295 --> 00:02:43,497 [HORN HONKS] 42 00:02:58,712 --> 00:03:01,315 GOT A PACKAGE FOR THIS ADDRESS. 43 00:03:01,315 --> 00:03:03,517 CAN YOU SIGN FOR IT? 44 00:03:06,720 --> 00:03:09,923 THANKS A LOT. HAVE A NICE DAY. 45 00:03:33,080 --> 00:03:35,683 * YOU CAN'T CATCH ME * 46 00:03:37,150 --> 00:03:39,353 * NOT THE BURGLAR * 47 00:03:39,353 --> 00:03:40,554 * NO WAY * 48 00:03:42,055 --> 00:03:44,558 * TRY AND CATCH ME * 49 00:03:45,926 --> 00:03:47,561 * EACH AND EVERY TIME * 50 00:03:47,561 --> 00:03:48,962 * I'LL GET AWAY * 51 00:03:50,331 --> 00:03:52,266 * WHEN TIMES GET ROUGH * 52 00:03:52,266 --> 00:03:54,835 * I TAKE A LOOK INSIDE * 53 00:03:54,835 --> 00:03:56,637 * I ALWAYS FOUND THE THINGS * 54 00:03:56,637 --> 00:03:59,273 * YOU TRIED TO HIDE * 55 00:03:59,273 --> 00:04:00,808 * WITH EACH NEW DAY * 56 00:04:00,808 --> 00:04:03,611 * YOUR CHANCES WILL INCREASE * 57 00:04:03,611 --> 00:04:05,846 * WHO'LL BE THE NEXT VICTIM * 58 00:04:05,846 --> 00:04:08,282 * OF THE THIEF? * 59 00:04:08,282 --> 00:04:09,617 * YOU'VE REALLY TRIED THIS TIME * 60 00:04:09,617 --> 00:04:13,086 * I'LL GET MY GUILT WHILE IT'S ON MY MIND * 61 00:04:13,086 --> 00:04:15,356 * AH, BABY * 62 00:04:15,356 --> 00:04:17,725 * ALL THIS FUN CAN BE NO CRIME * 63 00:04:20,961 --> 00:04:23,030 * YOU CAN'T CATCH ME * 64 00:04:24,498 --> 00:04:26,867 * NOT THE BURGLAR * 65 00:04:26,867 --> 00:04:27,901 * NO WAY * 66 00:04:52,326 --> 00:04:55,696 SPEAK TO ME. SPEAK TO ME. 67 00:05:09,276 --> 00:05:11,812 HA HA. 68 00:05:11,812 --> 00:05:13,046 MMM-HMM. 69 00:05:20,821 --> 00:05:23,724 OK, HONEY... 70 00:05:23,724 --> 00:05:27,895 LET'S SEE WHAT YOU GOT FOR ME TODAY. 71 00:05:30,163 --> 00:05:31,298 OHH... 72 00:05:31,298 --> 00:05:34,034 DON'T RUSH TO COME OUT, NOW. 73 00:05:34,034 --> 00:05:36,704 EVERYBODY GETS A TURN. 74 00:06:02,095 --> 00:06:03,831 VERY NICE. 75 00:06:12,840 --> 00:06:14,842 COME TO MAMA. 76 00:06:20,113 --> 00:06:23,150 GOT YOU, YOU BASTARD. 77 00:06:24,452 --> 00:06:26,053 [DOOR OPENS] 78 00:06:52,079 --> 00:06:53,681 [SNIFFS] 79 00:07:44,732 --> 00:07:46,266 AAH! 80 00:07:46,266 --> 00:07:49,102 I SEEN 'EM! I SEEN 'EM! 81 00:07:49,102 --> 00:07:51,304 I SEEN 'EM! 82 00:07:51,304 --> 00:07:53,173 I SEEN 'EM! 83 00:07:53,173 --> 00:07:55,442 I SEEN 'EM FROM THE STREET! 84 00:07:55,442 --> 00:07:58,178 THEY WAS RUNNIN' AND DUCKIN'! 85 00:07:58,178 --> 00:07:59,179 HEY! 86 00:07:59,179 --> 00:08:01,114 WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? 87 00:08:01,114 --> 00:08:02,650 WHAT IS SHE SAYING? 88 00:08:02,650 --> 00:08:04,417 WHAT'S GOING ON? 89 00:08:04,417 --> 00:08:06,453 I'VE BEEN ROBBED! 90 00:08:06,453 --> 00:08:07,855 THEY COME THROUGH THE HEDGE! 91 00:08:07,855 --> 00:08:09,857 HOW MANY WERE THERE? 92 00:08:09,857 --> 00:08:12,459 I DON'T KNOW! 2, 3 DOZEN. 93 00:08:12,459 --> 00:08:13,861 WHO WERE THEY? 94 00:08:13,861 --> 00:08:16,063 COLORED BOYS! MAYBE NOT! 95 00:08:16,063 --> 00:08:18,065 WHERE DID THEY GO? 96 00:08:18,065 --> 00:08:20,200 THROUGH THE HEDGE! 97 00:08:20,200 --> 00:08:21,468 WHO ARE YOU? 98 00:08:21,468 --> 00:08:23,704 I WORK FOR MISS ORNSTEIN! 99 00:08:23,704 --> 00:08:26,774 I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO! 100 00:08:26,774 --> 00:08:28,876 LET'S GO. YOU, TOO. 101 00:08:28,876 --> 00:08:31,478 NO! NO! I GOT TO GO TO WORK! 102 00:08:31,478 --> 00:08:32,479 WAIT HERE! 103 00:08:32,479 --> 00:08:35,616 NO, COME ON. LET'S GO. 104 00:08:35,616 --> 00:08:37,785 I THINK I SEE HIM. THIS WAY. 105 00:08:37,785 --> 00:08:41,288 I GOT TO STOP DOING THIS SHIT. 106 00:08:41,288 --> 00:08:42,522 [BARKING] 107 00:08:45,392 --> 00:08:47,327 Carl: GET... 108 00:08:47,327 --> 00:08:48,395 PLEASE... 109 00:08:48,395 --> 00:08:49,630 GET IN... 110 00:08:53,834 --> 00:08:55,268 AAH! 111 00:08:55,268 --> 00:08:59,673 I MEAN, FIRST THE GUY WITH THE PACKAGES COMES. 112 00:08:59,673 --> 00:09:01,408 THEN MR. I'M-A-JOGGER- FOR-MY-HEALTH, 113 00:09:01,408 --> 00:09:02,876 HE COMES BACK. 114 00:09:02,876 --> 00:09:04,812 THEN HIS FRIEND SHOWS UP. 115 00:09:04,812 --> 00:09:07,247 I'VE BEEN WATCHING THIS PLACE 116 00:09:07,247 --> 00:09:08,782 FOR 3 WEEKS. 117 00:09:08,782 --> 00:09:10,818 NOTHING EVER CHANGES. 118 00:09:10,818 --> 00:09:13,520 IT'S ALWAYS THE SAME. 119 00:09:13,520 --> 00:09:17,124 I GOT TO OPEN UP. IT'S CLOSE TO NOON. 120 00:09:17,124 --> 00:09:19,126 I'LL SEE YOU LATER. 121 00:09:19,126 --> 00:09:20,527 BYE. 122 00:09:20,527 --> 00:09:24,732 ARE YOU FROM HERE OR FROM OUT OF TOWN? 123 00:09:57,597 --> 00:10:01,601 HI. MAY I SPEAK TO ABEL CROWE, PLEASE? 124 00:10:01,601 --> 00:10:03,603 OH, REALLY? 125 00:10:03,603 --> 00:10:06,206 NO, NO MESSAGE. THANK YOU. 126 00:10:16,717 --> 00:10:19,319 MAY I SPEAK WITH ABEL CROWE? 127 00:10:19,319 --> 00:10:20,721 ALL RIGHT. 128 00:10:20,721 --> 00:10:22,990 WOULD YOU TELL HIM THE RARE BOOK 129 00:10:22,990 --> 00:10:26,593 HE ORDERED HAS COME IN? YES. 130 00:10:26,593 --> 00:10:28,595 NO, HE'LL KNOW. THANK YOU. 131 00:10:28,595 --> 00:10:30,197 BYE-BYE. 132 00:10:32,599 --> 00:10:34,601 HI. IS THIS IT? 133 00:10:34,601 --> 00:10:36,603 YEP, THAT'S IT. 134 00:10:36,603 --> 00:10:38,806 HOLD ON ONE SEC. SURE. 135 00:10:40,607 --> 00:10:42,075 [BUZZER] 136 00:10:47,915 --> 00:10:50,050 UH...WHAT'S THAT ALL ABOUT? 137 00:10:50,050 --> 00:10:52,786 THAT? NOTHING. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. 138 00:10:52,786 --> 00:10:54,654 THIS IS IT, HUH? 139 00:10:54,654 --> 00:10:56,056 YEAH. 140 00:10:56,056 --> 00:10:58,258 OK, LET'S SEE. WITH FEDERAL, 141 00:10:58,258 --> 00:11:00,260 STATE, 142 00:11:00,260 --> 00:11:02,529 AND LOCAL TAX, 143 00:11:02,529 --> 00:11:05,098 IT'S 56.67. 144 00:11:05,098 --> 00:11:06,099 WHAT? 145 00:11:06,099 --> 00:11:08,068 THAT'S RIGHT, 56.67. THAT'S WHAT IT SAYS. 146 00:11:08,068 --> 00:11:10,237 THESE MACHINES DON'T LIE. 147 00:11:10,237 --> 00:11:11,972 WHAT, ARE YOU ON DRUGS SOMETHING? 148 00:11:11,972 --> 00:11:13,640 I GOT A USED PAPERBACK. 149 00:11:13,640 --> 00:11:17,110 DRUGS? IS THAT WHAT YOU HAVE IN THE BAG? 150 00:11:17,110 --> 00:11:18,345 NO. 151 00:11:18,345 --> 00:11:19,646 WHAT'S IN THE BAG? 152 00:11:19,646 --> 00:11:21,915 LOOK, WHAT THE HELL IS THIS? 153 00:11:21,915 --> 00:11:23,784 OPEN THE GODDAMN DOOR. 154 00:11:23,784 --> 00:11:25,552 YOU GOING TO MAKE ME? 155 00:11:25,552 --> 00:11:26,920 IF I HAVE TO, YEAH. 156 00:11:26,920 --> 00:11:30,290 I GOT A SMITH & WESSON UNDER THE COUNTER, MAN, 157 00:11:30,290 --> 00:11:31,191 POINTING AT YOU, 158 00:11:31,191 --> 00:11:32,359 AND IF YOU IF YOU DON'T HURRY UP, 159 00:11:32,359 --> 00:11:34,427 I'M GONNA SHOOT YOU RIGHT IN THE DICK. 160 00:11:35,662 --> 00:11:36,864 YOU CAN'T DO THAT. 161 00:11:36,864 --> 00:11:38,665 ARE YOU KIDDING? OF COURSE I CAN DO THAT. 162 00:11:38,665 --> 00:11:39,867 IN THIS NEIGHBORHOOD, 163 00:11:39,867 --> 00:11:41,034 I CAN SHOOT A CUSTOMER A WEEK 164 00:11:41,034 --> 00:11:42,702 AND GET AWAY WITH IT. 165 00:11:42,702 --> 00:11:44,537 I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS HAPPENING. 166 00:11:44,537 --> 00:11:46,373 YOU WANT TO HURRY UP? 167 00:11:46,373 --> 00:11:49,342 YOU'RE HOLDING UP MY OTHER CUSTOMERS. 168 00:11:53,146 --> 00:11:55,749 I DON'T HAVE $56, ALL RIGHT? 169 00:11:55,749 --> 00:11:57,717 IT'S GONNA COST YOU 60. 170 00:11:57,717 --> 00:12:00,420 I DIDN'T KNOW YOU HAD THIS ONE. 171 00:12:00,420 --> 00:12:01,889 HEY, LADY, FUCK YOU. 172 00:12:01,889 --> 00:12:04,958 IN THAT CASE, PUT THE BOOKS ON THE COUNTER. 173 00:12:04,958 --> 00:12:06,827 YEAH, SURE. SURE. 174 00:12:08,962 --> 00:12:11,965 AND DON'T YOU EVER, EVER TRY TO STEAL 175 00:12:11,965 --> 00:12:13,566 ANYTHING FROM ME AGAIN, 176 00:12:13,566 --> 00:12:14,567 YOU UNDERSTAND THAT? 177 00:12:14,567 --> 00:12:15,702 YEAH. 178 00:12:15,702 --> 00:12:18,305 OK. GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE. 179 00:12:18,305 --> 00:12:19,706 YES. THANK YOU. 180 00:12:19,706 --> 00:12:21,909 YOU'RE WELCOME. HAVE A NICE DAY. 181 00:12:23,310 --> 00:12:24,211 BABE. 182 00:12:24,211 --> 00:12:26,780 THAT'S ABOUT THE MOST BIZARRE THING 183 00:12:26,780 --> 00:12:28,715 I'VE EVER SEEN, 184 00:12:28,715 --> 00:12:32,786 AND I WAS A COP FOR 25 YEARS. 185 00:12:32,786 --> 00:12:35,722 USUALLY, THE CUSTOMER HOLDS THE PROPRIETOR UP. 186 00:12:35,722 --> 00:12:36,990 THAT'S HOW IT'S SUPPOSED TO WORK, BERNIE. 187 00:12:36,990 --> 00:12:38,992 THEY COME IN HERE, THEY HOLD YOU UP. 188 00:12:38,992 --> 00:12:41,128 HOW'D YOU GET IN HERE? 189 00:12:41,128 --> 00:12:43,730 YOU LEFT THE BACK DOOR UNLOCKED. 190 00:12:43,730 --> 00:12:46,133 I COULDN'T HAVE GOTTEN IN OTHERWISE 191 00:12:46,133 --> 00:12:49,736 BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW HOW TO PICK A LOCK. 192 00:12:49,736 --> 00:12:51,738 YOU GOT A PERMIT FOR THAT GUN? 193 00:12:51,738 --> 00:12:54,207 THEY GIVING EX-CONS PERMITS THESE DAYS? 194 00:12:54,207 --> 00:12:55,608 RAY, I'M BUSY. 195 00:12:55,608 --> 00:12:58,011 YEAH, YEAH. YOU LOOK BUSY. 196 00:12:58,011 --> 00:12:59,880 WHAT DO YOU WANT? 197 00:12:59,880 --> 00:13:02,282 WHAT DO YOU THINK I WANT? 198 00:13:02,282 --> 00:13:04,751 I WANT $20,000 PAYABLE TODAY RIGHT NOW. 199 00:13:04,751 --> 00:13:06,286 AND I WANT A MINK COAT FOR MY WIFE. 200 00:13:06,286 --> 00:13:09,222 I'M GETTING TIRED OF ASKING FOR THAT, BERNIE. 201 00:13:09,222 --> 00:13:11,158 RAY, AT THE END OF THE WEEK, 202 00:13:11,158 --> 00:13:13,493 EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE VERY COOL. 203 00:13:13,493 --> 00:13:14,494 I GIVE YOU MY WORD. 204 00:13:14,494 --> 00:13:16,329 I DON'T THINK SO. WHY NOT? 205 00:13:16,329 --> 00:13:19,666 ABEL CROWE DIED LAST NIGHT OF A MASSIVE HEART ATTACK 206 00:13:19,666 --> 00:13:21,101 AT THE ST. FRANCIS HOTEL. 207 00:13:21,101 --> 00:13:24,204 PROBABLY HAD A CHOLESTEROL COUNT OF AROUND 2,000. 208 00:13:24,204 --> 00:13:27,207 SO YOU BETTER FIND ANOTHER RECEIVER FOR THAT STAMP 209 00:13:27,207 --> 00:13:29,209 VERY, VERY FAST, MY DARLING. 210 00:13:29,209 --> 00:13:32,212 WHO DO YOU KNOW THAT TAKES STAMPS? 211 00:13:32,212 --> 00:13:34,214 NOT MY PROBLEM. MY PROBLEM 212 00:13:34,214 --> 00:13:37,117 IS WAITING AROUND FOR YOU TO GET THE JOB DONE. 213 00:13:37,117 --> 00:13:39,586 RAY, I'M NOT GONNA DO SOMETHING THAT'S STUPID, 214 00:13:39,586 --> 00:13:43,823 AND I WON'T HIT SOMEBODY WHO DOESN'T HAVE IT COMING. 215 00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:46,826 PLEASE SPARE ME YOUR ETHICAL CONSIDERATIONS. 216 00:13:46,826 --> 00:13:49,396 YOU GOT A WEEK. 217 00:13:49,396 --> 00:13:50,530 A WEEK? 218 00:13:50,530 --> 00:13:52,032 UH-HUH. 219 00:14:00,573 --> 00:14:01,909 STAMPS. 220 00:14:01,909 --> 00:14:05,913 STAMPS ARE A NEW YORK BUSINESS FOR THE MOST PART. 221 00:14:07,948 --> 00:14:11,618 SEE, I'M IN A BIT OF A FIX. 222 00:14:11,618 --> 00:14:13,853 YOU COULD FLY TO NEW YORK. 223 00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:15,956 I'M NOT SURE EVEN THEN. 224 00:14:15,956 --> 00:14:17,958 THAT'S ALL RIGHT. 225 00:14:17,958 --> 00:14:20,560 IF YOU HEAR OF ANYBODY, JUST... 226 00:14:20,560 --> 00:14:22,462 I GOT SOME OTHER STUFF. 227 00:14:24,297 --> 00:14:27,567 THIS ONE I WOULD HAVE TROUBLE WITH. 228 00:14:27,567 --> 00:14:29,602 IT'S VERY SPECIFIC. 229 00:14:34,007 --> 00:14:36,176 THIS ONE, THERE'S NO PROBLEM. 230 00:14:36,176 --> 00:14:37,577 1,000? 231 00:14:37,577 --> 00:14:38,979 THAT'S GREAT. 232 00:14:38,979 --> 00:14:42,582 I GOT THIS ROLEX OYSTER PERPETUAL. 233 00:14:43,984 --> 00:14:45,986 THE USUAL ON THAT? 234 00:14:45,986 --> 00:14:47,988 YEAH. THANKS. 235 00:14:47,988 --> 00:14:50,590 ALWAYS A PLEASURE. 236 00:14:50,590 --> 00:14:52,625 BERNIE, I KNOW YOU LIKE 237 00:14:52,625 --> 00:14:54,661 TO FIND YOUR OWN THINGS, 238 00:14:54,661 --> 00:14:58,198 BUT YOU SAY YOU'RE IN A FIX. 239 00:14:58,198 --> 00:15:01,001 I KNOW A LONG-TIME CUSTOMER. 240 00:15:01,001 --> 00:15:03,036 I KNOW THE MERCHANDISE INVOLVED. 241 00:15:03,036 --> 00:15:04,737 IT'S VERY TEMPTING. 242 00:15:04,737 --> 00:15:06,339 IBM? 243 00:15:06,339 --> 00:15:07,674 SORRY? 244 00:15:07,674 --> 00:15:09,142 ITALIAN BUSINESSMAN. 245 00:15:09,142 --> 00:15:12,612 NO, NOTHING LIKE THAT, NOTHING AT ALL. 246 00:15:12,612 --> 00:15:15,015 IT'S A DENTIST. 247 00:15:15,015 --> 00:15:16,616 A DENTIST? 248 00:15:17,817 --> 00:15:19,752 [BABIES CRYING] 249 00:15:19,752 --> 00:15:21,989 MARIA DIOSO, POR FAVOR. 250 00:15:30,063 --> 00:15:31,664 BERNARD RHO-- 251 00:15:31,664 --> 00:15:33,033 RHODENBARR? 252 00:15:33,033 --> 00:15:34,667 BERNICE, BERNICE. 253 00:15:34,667 --> 00:15:36,669 BERNICE RHODENBARR. 254 00:15:38,305 --> 00:15:41,608 YEAH, IT'S NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT, MRS. RAMIREZ. 255 00:15:41,608 --> 00:15:43,210 ON YOUR LEFT. 256 00:15:54,821 --> 00:15:56,023 [DOOR OPENS] 257 00:16:06,366 --> 00:16:08,635 BUENOS DíAS. COMO ESTA? 258 00:16:08,635 --> 00:16:09,636 BIEN. 259 00:16:09,636 --> 00:16:11,038 OH, AN ANGLO. 260 00:16:11,038 --> 00:16:12,639 YEAH, THE EPITOME OF ANGLO. 261 00:16:12,639 --> 00:16:13,806 OPEN UP, PLEASE. 262 00:16:13,806 --> 00:16:14,807 UH, NO. 263 00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:16,276 PLEASE OPEN UP. 264 00:16:16,276 --> 00:16:17,077 NO. 265 00:16:17,077 --> 00:16:18,278 OPEN UP. 266 00:16:18,278 --> 00:16:19,079 NO. 267 00:16:19,079 --> 00:16:20,247 PLEASE OPEN UP. 268 00:16:20,247 --> 00:16:21,848 WHERE'S THE DOCTOR? 269 00:16:21,848 --> 00:16:23,516 PLEASE OPEN UP. 270 00:16:23,516 --> 00:16:25,552 THANK YOU. 271 00:16:25,552 --> 00:16:27,820 NICE. NICE CHOPPERS. 272 00:16:27,820 --> 00:16:28,988 UH-HUH. 273 00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:30,557 UH-HUH. 274 00:16:30,557 --> 00:16:32,325 UH-HUH. 275 00:16:32,325 --> 00:16:34,094 UH-HUH. 276 00:16:34,094 --> 00:16:35,795 UH-HUH. 277 00:16:35,795 --> 00:16:37,330 UH-HUH. 278 00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:38,531 UH-HUH. 279 00:16:38,531 --> 00:16:40,100 UH-HUH. 280 00:16:40,100 --> 00:16:43,503 OW! GOD DAMN. I'M LOOKING AT YOUR TEETH. 281 00:16:43,503 --> 00:16:44,504 REALLY? 282 00:16:44,504 --> 00:16:45,505 HI. 283 00:16:45,505 --> 00:16:47,307 HOW WE DOING? 284 00:16:47,307 --> 00:16:50,077 ONE CAVITY, BEST AS I CAN TELL. 285 00:16:50,077 --> 00:16:52,645 Cynthia: THANK YOU. YOU CAN TAKE A BREAK NOW. 286 00:16:52,645 --> 00:16:54,747 DON'T FORGET YOUR NUTS. 287 00:16:54,747 --> 00:16:56,149 LOWER LEFT MOLAR. 288 00:16:56,149 --> 00:16:58,751 GREAT. THANK YOU. SHUT THE DOOR. 289 00:17:00,153 --> 00:17:01,954 WELL, OPEN WIDE. 290 00:17:01,954 --> 00:17:03,523 COME ON. 291 00:17:03,523 --> 00:17:04,924 THANK YOU. 292 00:17:04,924 --> 00:17:06,459 GOOD GIRL. 293 00:17:06,459 --> 00:17:09,062 MR. PAGGIF IS A VERY NICE MAN. 294 00:17:09,062 --> 00:17:10,797 YES, HE IS. 295 00:17:10,797 --> 00:17:13,633 HE SAID I COULD TRUST YOU. 296 00:17:13,633 --> 00:17:15,435 HE CAN TRUST ME. 297 00:17:18,071 --> 00:17:21,108 I'VE BOUGHT A LOT OF JEWELRY FROM HIM, 298 00:17:21,108 --> 00:17:23,810 JEWELRY I DON'T HAVE ANYMORE. 299 00:17:23,810 --> 00:17:26,813 SOMEBODY STOLE IT FROM ME, 300 00:17:26,813 --> 00:17:29,416 MY FORMER HUSBAND. 301 00:17:32,219 --> 00:17:36,223 I WOULD LIKE VERY MUCH TO GET THAT JEWELRY BACK. 302 00:17:36,223 --> 00:17:38,425 CALL THE POLICE. 303 00:17:40,827 --> 00:17:42,429 WELL... 304 00:17:42,429 --> 00:17:43,830 OK. 305 00:17:43,830 --> 00:17:44,864 AAH! 306 00:17:44,864 --> 00:17:46,833 IT'S ON THE HOUSE. 307 00:17:46,833 --> 00:17:48,868 YOU NEED IT. 308 00:17:48,868 --> 00:17:50,437 OK. 309 00:17:53,640 --> 00:17:56,843 MOST ALL OF MY BUSINESS IS HISPANIC, 310 00:17:56,843 --> 00:17:58,845 MOST OF THEM ILLEGAL, 311 00:17:58,845 --> 00:18:01,248 SO THEY PAY CASH, 312 00:18:01,248 --> 00:18:03,450 UNREPORTED CASH. 313 00:18:05,652 --> 00:18:08,855 THERE. THAT'LL BE NUMB IN A MINUTE. 314 00:18:08,855 --> 00:18:11,458 DIDN'T FEEL A THING, DID YOU? 315 00:18:13,260 --> 00:18:15,662 WITH THIS CASH, I BOUGHT JEWELRY. 316 00:18:15,662 --> 00:18:17,297 WHEN MY HUSBAND AND I SEPARATED, 317 00:18:17,297 --> 00:18:18,965 HE WENT TO OUR SAFE DEPOSIT BOX 318 00:18:18,965 --> 00:18:20,200 AND CLEANED IT OUT. 319 00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:23,270 THERE'S NOTHING OFFICIAL I CAN DO ABOUT IT 320 00:18:23,270 --> 00:18:25,272 WITHOUT THE IRS FINDING OUT. 321 00:18:25,272 --> 00:18:28,241 OK, OPEN UP FOR MR. THIRSTY. 322 00:18:28,241 --> 00:18:31,711 HE KEES HA WOOLRY IN THA HOUBA? 323 00:18:31,711 --> 00:18:32,679 WHAT? 324 00:18:32,679 --> 00:18:36,183 DOES HE KEEP THE JEWELRY IN HIS HOUSE? 325 00:18:36,183 --> 00:18:38,685 HIS APARTMENT. I DON'T KNOW WHY. 326 00:18:38,685 --> 00:18:42,289 GUESS HE LIKES TO SHOW IT TO HIS GIRLFRIENDS, 327 00:18:42,289 --> 00:18:44,291 OF WHICH HE HAS MANY. 328 00:18:44,291 --> 00:18:47,194 BESIDES, HE'S NOT EXACTLY A ROCKET SCIENTIST. 329 00:18:47,194 --> 00:18:49,296 I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU, 330 00:18:49,296 --> 00:18:51,298 BUT I'VE ALWAYS BEEN A SUCKER 331 00:18:51,298 --> 00:18:53,065 FOR A REALLY NICE PAIR OF BUNS. 332 00:18:53,065 --> 00:18:55,134 [TURNS ON DRILL] 333 00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:56,736 AAH! 334 00:18:56,736 --> 00:18:57,737 LET'S GO. 335 00:19:08,648 --> 00:19:10,650 Cynthia: THE APARTMENT'S SIMPLE. 336 00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:12,852 THERE'S NO DOORMAN DOWNSTAIRS, 337 00:19:12,852 --> 00:19:14,621 AND I'VE EVEN GOT A KEY. 338 00:19:14,621 --> 00:19:15,622 WHELLWY? 339 00:19:15,622 --> 00:19:16,756 WHAT? 340 00:19:16,756 --> 00:19:17,757 REALLY? 341 00:19:17,757 --> 00:19:19,592 YES, REALLY. 342 00:19:19,592 --> 00:19:20,693 CHRISTOPHER'S RARELY THERE 343 00:19:20,693 --> 00:19:22,161 BECAUSE HE'S ALWAYS OUT IN BARS 344 00:19:22,161 --> 00:19:25,232 SCREWING EVERYTHING HE CAN GET HIS HANDS ON. 345 00:19:25,232 --> 00:19:27,767 Bernice: MUTT IS UH WOOEY UHLED AT? 346 00:19:27,767 --> 00:19:30,036 WHAT? 347 00:19:30,036 --> 00:19:33,806 WHAT IS THE JEWELRY VALUED AT? 348 00:19:33,806 --> 00:19:35,675 OH, UMM... 349 00:19:35,675 --> 00:19:37,210 ABOUT 100,000. 350 00:19:37,210 --> 00:19:38,811 BULLSHIT. 351 00:19:38,811 --> 00:19:41,614 OK, IT'S MORE. 352 00:19:41,614 --> 00:19:44,217 I'M PREPARED TO GIVE YOU 353 00:19:44,217 --> 00:19:46,819 $10,000 FOR THE JOB. 354 00:19:46,819 --> 00:19:48,621 WIDER, PLEASE. 355 00:19:48,621 --> 00:19:49,889 UNNHY FIVE. 356 00:19:49,889 --> 00:19:51,291 WHAT? 357 00:19:51,291 --> 00:19:53,693 25,000, THAT'S WHAT I NEED. 358 00:19:53,693 --> 00:19:57,330 BUT, MY GOD! YOU GOT THE KEY. 359 00:19:57,330 --> 00:20:00,333 I'LL TELL YOU WHERE EVERYTHING IS. 360 00:20:00,333 --> 00:20:02,302 WHAT COULD BE EASIER? 361 00:20:02,302 --> 00:20:04,304 YOU DO IT, THEN. 362 00:20:04,304 --> 00:20:06,306 JESUS! GOD! $25,000! 363 00:20:06,306 --> 00:20:08,308 TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT. 364 00:20:08,308 --> 00:20:09,509 [DRILLING] 365 00:20:09,509 --> 00:20:10,343 OW! 366 00:20:10,343 --> 00:20:13,313 WHEN WILL YOU GO IN? AT NIGHT? 367 00:20:13,313 --> 00:20:15,315 NO, IN THE DAYTIME. 368 00:20:15,315 --> 00:20:17,850 YOU'LL DO IT, THEN? 369 00:20:17,850 --> 00:20:20,186 MAYBE. 370 00:20:20,186 --> 00:20:21,921 [ALARM BEEPS] 371 00:20:29,095 --> 00:20:30,530 THAT'S RIGHT, BITCH. 372 00:20:30,530 --> 00:20:32,899 DON'T TELL ME ABOUT THE ALARM. 373 00:20:50,950 --> 00:20:51,951 [ALARM STOPS] 374 00:21:26,118 --> 00:21:27,320 HMM. 375 00:21:56,115 --> 00:21:58,418 GETS AROUND, THIS CHRISTOPHER. 376 00:21:59,886 --> 00:22:02,254 [TELEPHONE RINGS] 377 00:22:02,254 --> 00:22:04,624 [RING] 378 00:22:04,624 --> 00:22:06,359 [RING] 379 00:22:07,527 --> 00:22:11,498 HI. THIS IS YOU-KNOW-WHO. I'M NOT YOU-KNOW-WHERE. 380 00:22:11,498 --> 00:22:15,402 LEAVE A MESSAGE WHEN YOU HEAR THE YOU-KNOW-WHAT. 381 00:22:15,402 --> 00:22:16,869 [BEEP] 382 00:22:16,869 --> 00:22:19,506 Woman's voice: HEY, CHRISTOPHER. IT'S FRANKIE. 383 00:22:19,506 --> 00:22:23,109 I'LL BE HANGING AT THE MAYDAY AFTER 9:00. 384 00:22:23,109 --> 00:22:25,512 I'D REALLY LIKE TO SEE YOU, 385 00:22:25,512 --> 00:22:27,714 SO COME, OK? 386 00:22:27,714 --> 00:22:28,715 BYE, BABY. 387 00:22:28,715 --> 00:22:30,717 PLEASE! 388 00:22:52,739 --> 00:22:53,806 [RATTLES] 389 00:22:53,806 --> 00:22:57,477 OH, WE GOT A DEFINITE REFRIGERATOR MAN HERE. 390 00:23:14,193 --> 00:23:16,162 AH, YES. 391 00:23:16,162 --> 00:23:18,164 BEAUTIFUL, BEAUTIFUL. 392 00:23:27,807 --> 00:23:30,009 [IN ITALIAN ACCENT] VERY NICE. 393 00:23:30,009 --> 00:23:32,579 IS VERY, VERY NICE. 394 00:23:32,579 --> 00:23:35,615 NOW, WHAT'S IN THE CLOSET FOR YOU? 395 00:23:35,615 --> 00:23:37,416 LET'S GO AND LOOK. 396 00:23:38,417 --> 00:23:42,689 THIS IS VERY NICE, IS SO BEAUTIFUL. 397 00:23:42,689 --> 00:23:44,624 HE'S SUCH A GOOD DRESSER. 398 00:23:44,624 --> 00:23:47,226 AND WHAT'S BEHIND DOOR NUMBER 2? 399 00:23:47,226 --> 00:23:49,328 WHO KNEW THIS WAS THERE? 400 00:23:49,328 --> 00:23:50,630 I DIDN'T KNOW. 401 00:23:50,630 --> 00:23:52,231 MANY BEAUTIFUL THINGS. 402 00:23:52,231 --> 00:23:54,701 GREAT GATSBY WOULD BE VERY UPSET, 403 00:23:54,701 --> 00:23:58,237 BUT WHAT DO I REMEMBER FROM THE OTHER CLOSET? 404 00:23:58,237 --> 00:24:00,573 LET'S GO AND SEE! 405 00:24:02,241 --> 00:24:04,644 OH, THIS IS-- THIS WON'T DO. 406 00:24:04,644 --> 00:24:07,647 I WOULD NOT WATCH DOGS FUCK IN THIS-- 407 00:24:07,647 --> 00:24:09,849 BUT THIS I WOULD WATCH DOGS AND CATS-- 408 00:24:09,849 --> 00:24:11,450 [DOOR OPENS] 409 00:24:11,450 --> 00:24:13,252 Christopher: APRES VOUS. 410 00:24:13,252 --> 00:24:14,654 [WOMAN LAUGHS] 411 00:24:14,654 --> 00:24:17,089 FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! 412 00:24:20,326 --> 00:24:22,529 [VOICES] 413 00:24:34,541 --> 00:24:36,008 SHIT. SHIT. 414 00:24:45,351 --> 00:24:48,020 Woman: WILL YOU STOP? 415 00:24:54,661 --> 00:24:57,263 I GOT TO STOP DOING THIS SHIT. 416 00:25:00,967 --> 00:25:01,768 Christopher: OW! 417 00:25:01,768 --> 00:25:03,770 [WOMAN LAUGHS] 418 00:25:03,770 --> 00:25:07,173 NOBODY'S DONE THAT TO ME IN A LONG TIME. 419 00:25:07,173 --> 00:25:10,577 Stereo: * I WANT TO FEEL YOUR BODY * 420 00:25:13,780 --> 00:25:15,782 I SHOULDN'T-- I DON'T KNOW. 421 00:25:15,782 --> 00:25:17,784 WHAT? YOU SHOULDN'T WHAT? 422 00:25:17,784 --> 00:25:21,087 NO, YOU GOT TO DO IT. 423 00:25:24,591 --> 00:25:25,592 Woman: AAH! 424 00:25:25,592 --> 00:25:27,159 [GROANING] 425 00:25:32,431 --> 00:25:36,068 OH! OH! OH! OH! OOH! 426 00:25:36,068 --> 00:25:37,369 AAH! 427 00:25:37,369 --> 00:25:40,907 OH! OH! UH! AAH! 428 00:25:40,907 --> 00:25:42,308 UHH! OH! 429 00:25:42,308 --> 00:25:46,746 OH! OH! OH! OH! OH! OH! OH! 430 00:25:46,746 --> 00:25:48,147 WHO IS THIS GUY? 431 00:25:48,147 --> 00:25:51,350 WHY DON'T I HAVE HIS PHONE NUMBER? 432 00:25:51,350 --> 00:25:52,952 [TAPE TURNS OFF] 433 00:25:54,553 --> 00:25:57,690 AAH! AAH! AAH! 434 00:25:57,690 --> 00:26:00,426 OH! OH! OH! 435 00:26:00,426 --> 00:26:02,428 UHH! UHH! 436 00:26:02,428 --> 00:26:04,030 OH! 437 00:26:04,030 --> 00:26:05,197 [BANG] 438 00:26:05,197 --> 00:26:07,199 I'M COMING! 439 00:26:07,199 --> 00:26:08,835 OHH! 440 00:26:08,835 --> 00:26:11,904 I GUESS SO. COME ON. 441 00:26:11,904 --> 00:26:14,040 OHH! 442 00:26:14,040 --> 00:26:16,042 OH, OH! 443 00:26:16,042 --> 00:26:17,644 AAH! 444 00:26:17,644 --> 00:26:20,046 OH. OH. 445 00:26:20,046 --> 00:26:22,048 OH, OH... 446 00:26:22,048 --> 00:26:23,650 AH. 447 00:26:50,376 --> 00:26:52,378 [SHOWER RUNNING] 448 00:27:15,567 --> 00:27:17,169 [TURNS OFF SHOWER] 449 00:27:21,540 --> 00:27:24,143 [DOOR OPENS] 450 00:27:24,143 --> 00:27:25,544 Man: CHRIS? 451 00:27:25,544 --> 00:27:26,946 Christopher: AW, SHIT. 452 00:27:26,946 --> 00:27:28,547 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 453 00:27:28,547 --> 00:27:29,849 WHY HAVEN'T YOU RETURNED MY CALLS? 454 00:27:29,849 --> 00:27:30,983 LOOK, FORGET ABOUT RETURNING YOUR PHONE CALLS. 455 00:27:30,983 --> 00:27:32,852 I HAVEN'T CALLED YOU IN A WEEK. 456 00:27:32,852 --> 00:27:33,986 WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON? 457 00:27:33,986 --> 00:27:35,321 THERE'S NOTHING GOING ON, OK? 458 00:27:35,321 --> 00:27:36,455 DON'T WALK AWAY FROM ME WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU. 459 00:27:36,455 --> 00:27:37,523 JUST RELAX. 460 00:27:37,523 --> 00:27:38,624 I SAID DON'T WALK AWAY FROM ME! 461 00:27:38,624 --> 00:27:40,126 JUST GET OUT-- WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 462 00:27:40,126 --> 00:27:41,560 [WHIMPERING] WHAT IS THIS?! 463 00:27:41,560 --> 00:27:42,895 UGH! 464 00:27:42,895 --> 00:27:44,731 [BODY FALLS TO FLOOR] 465 00:27:48,467 --> 00:27:51,370 [FOOTSTEPS HURRIEDLY LEAVING] 466 00:27:51,370 --> 00:27:53,672 [DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES] 467 00:28:05,617 --> 00:28:09,021 [TELEPHONE RINGS] 468 00:28:10,156 --> 00:28:13,760 [RING] 469 00:28:15,694 --> 00:28:17,830 [RING] 470 00:28:17,830 --> 00:28:20,499 EXCUSE ME. 471 00:28:20,499 --> 00:28:21,868 [RING] 472 00:28:21,868 --> 00:28:25,838 HI. THIS IS YOU-KNOW-WHO. I'M NOT YOU-KNOW-WHERE, 473 00:28:25,838 --> 00:28:27,239 SO LEAVE A MESSAGE 474 00:28:27,239 --> 00:28:30,376 WHEN YOU HEAR THE YOU-KNOW-WHAT. 475 00:28:30,376 --> 00:28:31,377 CIAO. 476 00:28:31,377 --> 00:28:32,578 [BEEP] 477 00:28:32,578 --> 00:28:35,014 IT'S NOT LIKE I'VE NEVER SEEN DEAD PEOPLE BEFORE, OK? 478 00:28:35,014 --> 00:28:36,548 I'VE SEEN LOTS OF DEAD PEOPLE. 479 00:28:36,548 --> 00:28:38,117 BUT THIS GUY WAS BEYOND DEAD. 480 00:28:38,117 --> 00:28:40,586 I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK THAT WAS STICKING IN HIS CHEST. 481 00:28:40,586 --> 00:28:41,954 HE LOOKED LIKE A WIND-UP TOY. 482 00:28:41,954 --> 00:28:45,157 YOU GOT TO BE CRAZY, REALLY CRAZY 483 00:28:45,157 --> 00:28:47,526 TO STAB SOMEBODY LIKE THAT. 484 00:28:47,526 --> 00:28:49,528 THIS WAS VERY BIZARRE. 485 00:28:49,528 --> 00:28:51,197 I DON'T UNDERSTAND. 486 00:28:51,197 --> 00:28:54,934 YOU GET OUT OF JAIL, DON'T DO ANYTHING WRONG, 487 00:28:54,934 --> 00:28:56,803 AND NOW ALL OF A SUDDEN, 488 00:28:56,803 --> 00:28:58,737 YOU START DOING JOBS AGAIN. 489 00:28:58,737 --> 00:29:00,840 CARL... 490 00:29:00,840 --> 00:29:04,476 DO YOU EVER THINK THAT I MIGHT WORRY ABOUT YOU? 491 00:29:04,476 --> 00:29:07,947 I DON'T HAVE OODLES AND OODLES OF FRIENDS. 492 00:29:07,947 --> 00:29:09,481 IF I LOSE YOU, 493 00:29:09,481 --> 00:29:11,383 I'LL LOSE MY BEST FRIEND. 494 00:29:11,383 --> 00:29:14,353 CARL, YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON. 495 00:29:14,353 --> 00:29:15,654 LET ME TELL YOU WHAT'S HAPPENING. 496 00:29:15,654 --> 00:29:16,956 YOU KNOW RAY, THE GIMPY COP? 497 00:29:16,956 --> 00:29:18,490 HE COMES AND HE SAYS, 498 00:29:18,490 --> 00:29:20,359 "I GOT SOMETHING THAT I THINK YOU'D BE INTERESTED IN. 499 00:29:20,359 --> 00:29:24,330 "I GOT A PAIR OF GLOVES FROM A SAN MATEO JOB 5 YEARS AGO. 500 00:29:24,330 --> 00:29:25,664 YOU KNOW WHY I KNOW THEY'RE YOURS?" 501 00:29:25,664 --> 00:29:26,966 I SAY, "NO." 502 00:29:26,966 --> 00:29:28,334 HE SAYS, "BECAUSE INSIDE THERE ARE FINGERPRINTS 503 00:29:28,334 --> 00:29:29,869 BECAUSE THERE'S POWDER IN THE GLOVES." 504 00:29:29,869 --> 00:29:31,770 I DIDN'T KNOW THIS. I LEAVE THESE GLOVES THERE. 505 00:29:31,770 --> 00:29:33,205 HE PICKS THEM UP, HE PUTS THEM DOWNTOWN, 506 00:29:33,205 --> 00:29:35,607 AND ALL HE HAS TO DO IS CALL SOMEBODY AND SAY, 507 00:29:35,607 --> 00:29:37,209 "I KNOW WHERE THESE GLOVES ARE." 508 00:29:37,209 --> 00:29:39,378 SO I SAY, "RAY, WHAT IS IT THAT YOU WANT?" 509 00:29:39,378 --> 00:29:42,048 HE SAYS, "I WANT $20,000 AND A MINK COAT FOR MY WIFE, 510 00:29:42,048 --> 00:29:43,215 AND I WANT YOU TO GET IT." 511 00:29:43,215 --> 00:29:44,450 THAT MEANS I'M PULLING JOBS AGAIN. 512 00:29:44,450 --> 00:29:47,419 TOMORROW THEY'RE GOING TO HAUL MY BLACK ASS 513 00:29:47,419 --> 00:29:50,722 BACK TO JAIL, PROBABLY FOR MURDER NOW. 514 00:29:50,722 --> 00:29:53,292 YOU GOT ANY SUGGESTIONS, CARL? 515 00:29:53,292 --> 00:29:54,994 I DON'T KNOW. 516 00:29:54,994 --> 00:29:56,996 MAYBE YOU COULD GO, LIKE, 517 00:29:56,996 --> 00:29:58,998 ON THE $25,000 PYRAMID, 518 00:29:58,998 --> 00:30:01,934 YOU KNOW, GET THE MONEY. 519 00:30:04,003 --> 00:30:06,405 CARL, I THINK MAYBE A BETTER IDEA 520 00:30:06,405 --> 00:30:10,409 IS THAT YOU FIND YOURSELF A NEW BEST FRIEND. 521 00:30:21,553 --> 00:30:24,857 Cynthia on TV: I KNOW GOOD DENTAL CARE FOR YOUR KIDS 522 00:30:24,857 --> 00:30:27,026 IS WORTH ANY PRICE. 523 00:30:27,026 --> 00:30:28,427 AT THE SHELDRAKE CLINIC, 524 00:30:28,427 --> 00:30:31,030 WE MAKE SURE IT'S A PRICE YOU CAN AFFORD. 525 00:30:31,030 --> 00:30:33,032 IN TIMES LIKE THESE, 526 00:30:33,032 --> 00:30:36,235 YOU'VE GOT TO ASK YOURSELF, "WHY PAY MORE?" 527 00:30:43,442 --> 00:30:47,679 THAT'S HOW WE'RE USED TO SEEING DR. CYNTHIA SHELDRAKE, 528 00:30:47,679 --> 00:30:49,081 BUT AT 10:45 THIS MORNING, 529 00:30:49,081 --> 00:30:52,151 SHE WAS TAKEN INTO CUSTODY ON CHARGES 530 00:30:52,151 --> 00:30:55,054 OF MURDERING HER FORMER HUSBAND CHRISTOPHER MARSHALL. 531 00:30:55,054 --> 00:30:57,056 MARSHALL LIVED IN THIS FASHIONABLE AREA NEAR NOB HILL. 532 00:30:57,056 --> 00:30:59,058 HIS BODY WAS FOUND EARLY-- 533 00:30:59,058 --> 00:31:00,659 WELL, MY DARLING. 534 00:31:00,659 --> 00:31:02,061 LUNCHTIME, RAY. 535 00:31:02,061 --> 00:31:04,063 IS THAT RIGHT? 536 00:31:04,063 --> 00:31:06,165 HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, PICKANINNY. 537 00:31:06,165 --> 00:31:08,667 HOW ABOUT OUR STAMP? 538 00:31:08,667 --> 00:31:11,904 Y'ALL WANT THE STAMP, MASSA RAY? 539 00:31:11,904 --> 00:31:13,872 I GET IT FOR YOU RIGHT NOW. 540 00:31:13,872 --> 00:31:15,607 I DON'T WANT THE STAMP. 541 00:31:15,607 --> 00:31:17,076 BERNIE, LISTEN TO ME. 542 00:31:17,076 --> 00:31:19,811 I DON'T WANT THE GODDAMN STAMP. 543 00:31:19,811 --> 00:31:22,114 I WANT THE MONEY YOU'RE GONNA GET WHEN YOU SELL THE STAMP. 544 00:31:22,114 --> 00:31:24,116 THEN YOU KNOW WHAT Y'ALL GOT TO DO. 545 00:31:24,116 --> 00:31:25,851 YOU GOT TO FIND US A BUYER. 546 00:31:25,851 --> 00:31:29,488 OR MAYBE YOU CAN MAIL YOURSELF TO SUN CITY 547 00:31:29,488 --> 00:31:33,225 OR WHEREVER THE FUCK RETIRED POLICEMANS GO. 548 00:31:33,225 --> 00:31:34,593 LISTEN TO ME, GOD DAMN IT! 549 00:31:34,593 --> 00:31:35,727 GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME, RAY. 550 00:31:35,727 --> 00:31:38,164 DON'T FORGET I WAS THE STATE PRISON BOXING CHAMP. 551 00:31:38,164 --> 00:31:39,165 YOU'RE GOING TO GET HURT. 552 00:31:39,165 --> 00:31:43,269 WHOO! BOXING CHAMPION, HUH? 553 00:31:43,269 --> 00:31:46,805 AS I RECALL, THAT WAS A WOMAN'S PRISON. 554 00:31:46,805 --> 00:31:48,807 I'M GONNA SLAP THE SHIT--OW! 555 00:31:48,807 --> 00:31:51,543 YOU DON'T LISTEN, THAT'S YOUR PROBLEM. 556 00:31:51,543 --> 00:31:52,611 BERNIE! 557 00:31:54,346 --> 00:31:55,714 OH, GOD! 558 00:31:55,714 --> 00:31:57,149 OH, GOD! 559 00:31:57,149 --> 00:31:59,318 I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY. 560 00:31:59,318 --> 00:32:01,120 I TOLD YOU. 561 00:32:01,120 --> 00:32:03,322 LET'S CALM DOWN NOW, OK? 562 00:32:03,322 --> 00:32:04,723 YOU BITCH! 563 00:32:04,723 --> 00:32:05,724 RAY-- 564 00:32:05,724 --> 00:32:07,593 YOU LOUSY BITCH! 565 00:32:07,593 --> 00:32:08,660 RAY! 566 00:32:12,731 --> 00:32:14,733 THAT'S IT! THAT'S IT! 567 00:32:14,733 --> 00:32:16,535 I'M REOPENING THE CASE! 568 00:32:16,535 --> 00:32:18,604 YOU'LL BE THE STATE PRISON BOXING CHAMPION AGAIN! 569 00:32:18,604 --> 00:32:19,705 YOU HEAR ME! 570 00:32:19,705 --> 00:32:20,973 LOOK! GIVE ME A BREAK, RAY. 571 00:32:20,973 --> 00:32:22,141 A WEEK!. 572 00:32:22,141 --> 00:32:24,310 I'LL GET YOU 2 FUR COATS! 573 00:32:30,349 --> 00:32:31,350 DAMN IT! 574 00:32:31,350 --> 00:32:32,351 DAMN IT! 575 00:32:43,762 --> 00:32:44,763 HI. 576 00:32:44,763 --> 00:32:46,332 OH, GOD! 577 00:32:46,332 --> 00:32:49,368 I'M SORRY. I WAS OUT OF TOWN. 578 00:32:49,368 --> 00:32:50,736 OH, CARSON! 579 00:32:50,736 --> 00:32:52,371 LOOK AT ME. 580 00:32:52,371 --> 00:32:53,172 DON'T. 581 00:32:53,172 --> 00:32:55,174 DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT. 582 00:32:55,174 --> 00:32:56,242 THIS IS LIKE A TERRIBLE NIGHTMARE. 583 00:32:56,242 --> 00:32:58,510 YOU'VE GOT TO GET ME OUT OF HERE. 584 00:32:58,510 --> 00:33:00,279 PLEASE, PLEASE, GET ME OUT OF HERE. 585 00:33:00,279 --> 00:33:02,781 THEY FINGERPRINTED ME. 586 00:33:02,781 --> 00:33:04,783 THEY UNDRESSED ME. 587 00:33:04,783 --> 00:33:06,785 I'M WEARING COTTON UNDERWEAR! 588 00:33:06,785 --> 00:33:09,788 THE KIND THAT COMES UP TO HERE! 589 00:33:09,788 --> 00:33:11,990 SIT DOWN. COME ON, PLEASE. 590 00:33:17,796 --> 00:33:20,299 DID MY GUY BATES DO OK? 591 00:33:20,299 --> 00:33:22,301 WELL, HE CAME. HE JUST SAID YOU WERE COMING. 592 00:33:22,301 --> 00:33:23,802 HE DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING. WHO IS HE? 593 00:33:23,802 --> 00:33:25,471 A LAWYER IN MY FIRM. 594 00:33:25,471 --> 00:33:26,705 HE'S A CHILD. 595 00:33:26,705 --> 00:33:28,207 HE'S 27. 596 00:33:28,207 --> 00:33:29,208 AND THOSE PICTURES! 597 00:33:29,208 --> 00:33:31,177 THOSE DREADFUL PICTURES! 598 00:33:31,177 --> 00:33:34,580 WHO'S GOING TO SEE THOSE PICTURES? 599 00:33:34,580 --> 00:33:37,583 LET ME TELL YOU WHAT'S GOING ON, ALL RIGHT? 600 00:33:37,583 --> 00:33:40,952 THEY'RE GOING TO KEEP YOU HERE BECAUSE THEY THINK 601 00:33:40,952 --> 00:33:42,988 THE MURDER WEAPON CAME FROM YOUR OFFICE. 602 00:33:42,988 --> 00:33:44,490 IT'S SOME KIND OF A DENTAL TOOL. 603 00:33:44,490 --> 00:33:46,625 I KNOW ALL THAT. PROBABLE CAUSE. 604 00:33:46,625 --> 00:33:48,026 WHAT IS THAT? 605 00:33:48,026 --> 00:33:50,862 IT MEANS THE POLICE THINK THAT MAYBE-- 606 00:33:50,862 --> 00:33:52,564 NO, HOW LONG? 607 00:33:52,564 --> 00:33:54,766 THEY CAN ONLY KEEP YOU FOR 72 HOURS. 608 00:33:54,766 --> 00:33:56,802 WELL, HOW LONG IS THAT? 609 00:33:56,802 --> 00:33:57,869 WHAT? 610 00:33:57,869 --> 00:33:59,738 HOW MANY DAYS? 611 00:33:59,738 --> 00:34:01,707 THAT'S, UH... 612 00:34:01,707 --> 00:34:02,974 IT'S, UH... 613 00:34:02,974 --> 00:34:04,710 OH, CHRIST. 614 00:34:04,710 --> 00:34:06,078 3 DAYS. 615 00:34:06,078 --> 00:34:08,180 3 DAYS. 616 00:34:08,180 --> 00:34:09,481 JESUS CHRIST! 617 00:34:09,481 --> 00:34:11,450 I'M GOING TO DIE IN HERE! 618 00:34:11,450 --> 00:34:13,219 I'LL CHOKE ON MY UNDERWEAR! 619 00:34:13,219 --> 00:34:14,653 HAVE YOU SMELLED THIS PLACE? 620 00:34:14,653 --> 00:34:17,089 IT'S LIKE A GODDAMN CLOROX FACTORY! 621 00:34:17,089 --> 00:34:19,091 CYNTHIA, LISTEN TO ME, PLEASE. 622 00:34:19,091 --> 00:34:21,093 YOU ARE NOT GOING TO DIE IN HERE. 623 00:34:21,093 --> 00:34:23,495 YOU DIDN'T KILL CHRISTOPHER, RIGHT? 624 00:34:23,495 --> 00:34:25,497 OF COURSE I DIDN'T KILL HIM. 625 00:34:25,497 --> 00:34:28,900 THEN I'LL GET YOU OUT, SO DON'T WORRY, OK? 626 00:34:28,900 --> 00:34:30,136 HUH! 627 00:34:31,337 --> 00:34:34,072 NOW, YOU TOLD THEM NOTHING, RIGHT? 628 00:34:34,072 --> 00:34:35,507 NO. 629 00:34:35,507 --> 00:34:36,508 GOOD. 630 00:34:36,508 --> 00:34:37,909 I MEAN NO. 631 00:34:37,909 --> 00:34:40,078 I DID TELL THEM SOMETHING. 632 00:34:40,078 --> 00:34:41,480 WHAT? 633 00:34:41,480 --> 00:34:44,516 I TOLD THEM THE OTHER DAY 634 00:34:44,516 --> 00:34:46,518 I WAS TALKING TO A PATIENT OF MINE, 635 00:34:46,518 --> 00:34:49,155 AND I WAS TELLING HER HOW CHRISTOPHER 636 00:34:49,155 --> 00:34:50,522 JUST LEAVES ALL THIS JEWELRY 637 00:34:50,522 --> 00:34:52,824 ALL OVER THE APARTMENT FOR ANYBODY TO STEAL. 638 00:34:54,493 --> 00:34:56,695 A BLACK WOMAN, OK? 639 00:34:56,695 --> 00:34:58,364 WHAT ARE YOU SAYING? 640 00:34:58,364 --> 00:35:01,767 THAT CHRISTOPHER CAUGHT HER IN THE ACT, AND SHE-- 641 00:35:01,767 --> 00:35:04,703 THE POLICE SAID THERE WAS A BURGLARY. 642 00:35:04,703 --> 00:35:05,971 THEY DID? 643 00:35:05,971 --> 00:35:07,973 MM-HMM. CLOSET DOOR WAS BROKEN INTO. 644 00:35:07,973 --> 00:35:10,309 THE ALARM SYSTEM WAS TAMPERED WITH. 645 00:35:13,044 --> 00:35:14,646 I DIDN'T KNOW THAT. 646 00:35:14,646 --> 00:35:15,514 WELL, HELL! 647 00:35:15,514 --> 00:35:17,449 YOU'RE ALWAYS OUT OF TOWN! 648 00:35:17,449 --> 00:35:19,951 WHAT DID THE GUY CALL THIS? 649 00:35:19,951 --> 00:35:21,553 AN ELEVATOR. 650 00:35:21,553 --> 00:35:23,155 JEEZ. 651 00:35:23,155 --> 00:35:26,225 YOU USE THIS TO PULL TEETH OUT? 652 00:35:26,225 --> 00:35:29,261 NO WONDER THEY PUT YOU TO SLEEP. 653 00:35:29,261 --> 00:35:33,064 HELL OF A MURDER WEAPON. JUST PUNCH THE GUY. 654 00:35:33,064 --> 00:35:36,602 WHAT DID YOU SAY THE ADDRESS WAS AGAIN? 655 00:35:40,506 --> 00:35:43,309 1143. 656 00:35:48,847 --> 00:35:50,416 WHAT'S THIS? 657 00:35:50,416 --> 00:35:52,651 IT SAYS HERE, "RESIDENCE." 658 00:35:52,651 --> 00:35:56,455 WHAT DO YOU THINK? YOU WANT TO GO IN? 659 00:36:09,868 --> 00:36:11,403 WHAT IS THIS? 660 00:36:11,403 --> 00:36:14,673 IT SAYS HERE, "PLACE OF BUSINESS." 661 00:36:14,673 --> 00:36:18,477 WHAT DO YOU THINK? YOU WANT TO GO IN? 662 00:36:21,447 --> 00:36:23,315 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 663 00:36:25,884 --> 00:36:28,186 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 664 00:36:28,186 --> 00:36:29,688 I'M GONNA CALL THE DEPARTMENT OF CORRECTIONS. 665 00:36:29,688 --> 00:36:34,493 MAYBE OUR FRIEND HAS A RECORD. 666 00:36:39,298 --> 00:36:42,301 ...SWEPT PART OF THE BAY AREA TODAY. 667 00:36:42,301 --> 00:36:45,337 Bernice: OK, MRS. KIRSCHMAN, IF RAY COMES IN, 668 00:36:45,337 --> 00:36:48,307 WOULD YOU ASK HIM TO CALL ME, PLEASE? 669 00:36:48,307 --> 00:36:50,909 I GOT TO APOLOGIZE FOR SOMETHING. 670 00:36:50,909 --> 00:36:52,911 ALL RIGHT, THEN. 671 00:36:52,911 --> 00:36:54,580 THANKS. BYE-BYE. 672 00:36:57,316 --> 00:36:58,917 [TELEPHONE RINGS] 673 00:36:58,917 --> 00:36:59,951 CARL? 674 00:36:59,951 --> 00:37:03,322 MISS RHODENBARR, MY NAME IS CARSON VERRILL. 675 00:37:03,322 --> 00:37:05,924 I'M DR. SHELDRAKE'S LAWYER, 676 00:37:05,924 --> 00:37:09,561 AND I THINK WE SHOULD TALK. 677 00:37:11,930 --> 00:37:13,332 REALLY? 678 00:37:13,332 --> 00:37:15,534 WHY IS THAT? 679 00:37:21,940 --> 00:37:23,542 UH, YEAH. 680 00:37:25,076 --> 00:37:27,946 I GOT TO TELL YOU, MR. VERRILL, 681 00:37:27,946 --> 00:37:31,317 IT DOESN'T LOOK REAL GOOD FOR ME TONIGHT. 682 00:37:37,356 --> 00:37:38,957 UH-HUH. 683 00:37:40,959 --> 00:37:43,629 YEAH, I UNDERSTAND. 684 00:37:43,629 --> 00:37:46,832 LOOK, I'LL, UH, I'LL CALL YOU. 685 00:37:46,832 --> 00:37:48,900 OK? YEAH, BYE. 686 00:38:15,994 --> 00:38:18,597 [HUMMING] 687 00:38:34,880 --> 00:38:37,416 OPEN UP! POLICE! 688 00:38:37,416 --> 00:38:40,151 [BANGING] 689 00:38:40,151 --> 00:38:43,021 POLICE! LET US IN! 690 00:38:43,021 --> 00:38:45,624 WE HAVE AN ARREST WARRANT! 691 00:38:49,227 --> 00:38:51,863 WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO? 692 00:38:51,863 --> 00:38:55,667 SHE WAS ON THE PHONE 2 MINUTES AGO. 693 00:39:07,679 --> 00:39:08,747 EIAIGHH! 694 00:39:08,747 --> 00:39:10,382 [BANG] 695 00:39:10,382 --> 00:39:11,917 OH! 696 00:39:11,917 --> 00:39:12,918 OH! 697 00:39:12,918 --> 00:39:14,420 LOOK OUT! 698 00:39:16,054 --> 00:39:17,055 OH! 699 00:39:18,223 --> 00:39:20,559 [CRASH] 700 00:39:24,062 --> 00:39:25,731 COME ON THROUGH! 701 00:39:30,469 --> 00:39:33,338 YOU SURE YOU GOT A WARRANT ON THIS? 702 00:39:33,338 --> 00:39:34,806 YES! I AM SURE! 703 00:39:34,806 --> 00:39:35,841 WRONG ADDRESS. 704 00:39:35,841 --> 00:39:38,544 THOSE ARE THE WRONG ADDRESSES. 705 00:39:38,544 --> 00:39:41,146 THIS IS THE RIGHT ADDRESS. 706 00:39:41,146 --> 00:39:43,014 OK, OK. 707 00:39:57,563 --> 00:39:59,765 THIS IS AMAZING. 708 00:40:11,176 --> 00:40:14,179 [SIREN] 709 00:40:22,588 --> 00:40:24,189 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 710 00:40:24,189 --> 00:40:25,957 I'M JUST LOOKING. 711 00:40:25,957 --> 00:40:27,859 GET OUT OF HERE. 712 00:40:27,859 --> 00:40:29,628 WHAT'S GOING ON UP THERE? 713 00:40:29,628 --> 00:40:31,663 IT'S NOTHING TO YOU. GO! 714 00:40:32,864 --> 00:40:36,101 I DON'T HAVE TO GO. THIS IS A FREE COUNTRY, 715 00:40:36,101 --> 00:40:38,203 AND I PAY TAXES. 716 00:40:38,203 --> 00:40:39,471 AAH! 717 00:40:52,718 --> 00:40:54,319 THAT'S HOT! WATCH OUT! 718 00:40:54,319 --> 00:40:56,021 IT'S HOT! 719 00:41:10,636 --> 00:41:12,604 [ALARM RINGS] 720 00:41:24,449 --> 00:41:26,652 [ALARM CONTINUES] 721 00:41:41,299 --> 00:41:43,234 [ALARM STOPS] 722 00:41:43,234 --> 00:41:44,836 THANK GOD. 723 00:41:48,039 --> 00:41:50,642 I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THIS. 724 00:41:50,642 --> 00:41:52,644 OK, SEARCH THE ENTIRE PLACE. 725 00:41:52,644 --> 00:41:54,646 WHAT ARE WE LOOKING FOR? 726 00:41:54,646 --> 00:41:57,248 JEWELRY, BURGLARY TOOLS, DOPE, WHAT ELSE? 727 00:41:57,248 --> 00:41:58,650 A BLACK WOMAN. 728 00:41:58,650 --> 00:42:00,251 A BLACK WOMAN. 729 00:42:19,070 --> 00:42:22,273 CHRIST, I HOPE WE GOT THE RIGHT ADDRESS. 730 00:42:22,273 --> 00:42:23,274 HI. 731 00:42:43,729 --> 00:42:46,297 AND I JUST DID THE FLOORS. 732 00:42:46,297 --> 00:42:48,099 AIN'T THIS A BITCH. 733 00:42:51,770 --> 00:42:53,772 P.A.: WELCOME TO THE ROUNDABOUT, 734 00:42:53,772 --> 00:42:55,774 AN EXTRAORDINARY AQUARIUM EXPERIENCE 735 00:42:55,774 --> 00:42:57,175 PRESENTED TO YOU 736 00:42:57,175 --> 00:42:59,177 BY THE CALIFORNIA ACADEMY OF SCIENCES. 737 00:42:59,177 --> 00:43:02,180 ENTER THIS LIFELIKE SIMULATED REALM 738 00:43:02,180 --> 00:43:06,251 OF THE VAST OCEAN'S SWIMMING SPECIES, 739 00:43:06,251 --> 00:43:10,922 A SILENT, WATERY WORLD KNOWN ONLY TO MARINE DWELLERS 740 00:43:10,922 --> 00:43:13,158 AND THE OCCASIONAL DEEP-SEA DIVER. 741 00:43:13,158 --> 00:43:16,995 THE FISH SWIM WITHIN AN ENDLESS CIRCULAR CHANNEL... 742 00:43:16,995 --> 00:43:18,764 DO YOU MIND? 743 00:43:18,764 --> 00:43:22,968 HERE YOU ARE SURROUNDED BY A RING OF BRIGHT SEA WATER. 744 00:43:22,968 --> 00:43:24,369 BERNIE? 745 00:43:26,772 --> 00:43:28,974 NOD OR SOMETHING. 746 00:43:31,977 --> 00:43:33,178 AM I... 747 00:43:33,178 --> 00:43:36,214 AM I TALKING TO THE CORRECT PARTY? 748 00:43:39,384 --> 00:43:41,552 WELL, THIS IS RIDICULOUS. 749 00:43:41,552 --> 00:43:43,755 SIT DOWN, COUNSELOR. 750 00:43:50,195 --> 00:43:53,398 LET'S GO SOMEPLACE WE CAN BE ALONE. 751 00:43:53,398 --> 00:43:54,800 NO. 752 00:43:54,800 --> 00:43:56,802 IT'S YOUR ASS, YOU KNOW. 753 00:43:56,802 --> 00:43:58,704 LET ME EXPLAIN SOMETHING TO YOU. 754 00:43:58,704 --> 00:44:00,471 THE POLICE, EVEN IF THEY WERE IDIOTS, 755 00:44:00,471 --> 00:44:02,974 WOULD KNOW THAT THE LAST PERSON TO USE A DENTAL INSTRUMENT 756 00:44:02,974 --> 00:44:05,076 IN THE COMMISSION OF A MURDER WOULD BE A DENTIST. 757 00:44:05,076 --> 00:44:08,847 YOU, ON THE OTHER HAND, WERE IN DR. SHELDRAKE'S OFFICE 758 00:44:08,847 --> 00:44:12,150 AND COULD HAVE VERY EASILY PICKED UP SUCH AN ITEM. 759 00:44:12,150 --> 00:44:14,820 ARE YOU LISTENING? YOU'RE IN A LOT OF TROUBLE. 760 00:44:14,820 --> 00:44:16,822 WHAT DO YOU WANT? 761 00:44:16,822 --> 00:44:20,225 I WANT TO KNOW IF YOU KILLED CHRISTOPHER MARSHALL. 762 00:44:20,225 --> 00:44:23,428 ALL RIGHT, WERE YOU IN THE APARTMENT 763 00:44:23,428 --> 00:44:25,230 WHEN HE WAS KILLED? 764 00:44:25,230 --> 00:44:27,699 DID YOU SEE OR HEAR WHO DID IT? 765 00:44:27,699 --> 00:44:29,167 TELL ME. I WOULD REALLY LIKE TO KNOW. 766 00:44:29,167 --> 00:44:31,837 YOU TELL THE DOCTOR TO KEEP HER MOUTH SHUT. 767 00:44:31,837 --> 00:44:33,204 I'M AFRAID IT'S A LITTLE LATE FOR THAT. 768 00:44:33,204 --> 00:44:35,306 THEN YOU TELL HER IF THEY POP ME FOR THIS MURDER, 769 00:44:35,306 --> 00:44:36,641 SHE'S A FELONY ACCESSORY. 770 00:44:36,641 --> 00:44:38,443 YOU'RE A LAWYER. YOU KNOW THAT. 771 00:44:38,443 --> 00:44:40,779 ARE YOU SAYING SHE SET THIS UP? 772 00:44:40,779 --> 00:44:42,413 COME ON. 773 00:44:42,413 --> 00:44:45,450 DON'T FUCK WITH ME, MAN. 774 00:44:45,450 --> 00:44:47,618 OK? 775 00:44:47,618 --> 00:44:50,889 THEN IT'S HER WORD AGAINST YOURS, 776 00:44:50,889 --> 00:44:52,891 WHICH IS VERY BAD FOR YOU, 777 00:44:52,891 --> 00:44:54,492 UNLESS, OF COURSE, 778 00:44:54,492 --> 00:44:56,261 THERE WAS SOMEONE ELSE 779 00:44:56,261 --> 00:44:59,064 WHO KNEW ABOUT THIS ARRANGEMENT. 780 00:44:59,064 --> 00:45:00,732 THERE WAS. 781 00:45:00,732 --> 00:45:03,268 I JUST DON'T WANT TO INVOLVE HIM. 782 00:45:03,268 --> 00:45:05,603 THEN TAKE A BOAT, TAKE A PLANE, 783 00:45:05,603 --> 00:45:06,872 SEE ARGENTINA. 784 00:45:06,872 --> 00:45:09,574 OR FIND OUT WHO REALLY DID IT. 785 00:45:09,574 --> 00:45:11,476 RIGHT! CONDUCT AN INVESTIGATION 786 00:45:11,476 --> 00:45:12,643 WHILE THE ENTIRE 787 00:45:12,643 --> 00:45:14,479 SAN FRANCISCO POLICE DEPARTMENT 788 00:45:14,479 --> 00:45:16,481 IS LOOKING FOR YOU. 789 00:45:19,484 --> 00:45:22,087 TAKE MY ADVICE. IT'S FREE. 790 00:45:22,087 --> 00:45:23,354 DISAPPEAR. 791 00:45:23,354 --> 00:45:27,525 P.A.: WE HOPE YOU ENJOY YOUR VISIT AND COME BACK AGAIN. 792 00:45:27,525 --> 00:45:28,894 THANK YOU. 793 00:45:28,894 --> 00:45:30,996 YOU KNOW... 794 00:45:32,497 --> 00:45:33,865 RAY! 795 00:45:33,865 --> 00:45:36,501 TELEPHONE, RAY! 796 00:45:36,501 --> 00:45:38,804 OK! ALL RIGHT! 797 00:45:40,605 --> 00:45:42,607 GIVE ME A BREAK. 798 00:45:42,607 --> 00:45:44,409 GODDAMN PHONE. 799 00:45:44,409 --> 00:45:48,213 WHOLE WORLD'S GOT TO STOP FOR THE GODDAMN PHONE. 800 00:45:51,216 --> 00:45:52,417 RAY KIRSCHMAN. 801 00:45:52,417 --> 00:45:56,021 RAY, THIS IS BERNIE. I NEED YOUR HELP. 802 00:45:56,021 --> 00:45:59,257 JUST TELL ME EXACTLY WHY I SHOULD HELP YOU. 803 00:45:59,257 --> 00:46:00,625 LISTEN TO ME. 804 00:46:00,625 --> 00:46:01,626 HUH? 805 00:46:01,626 --> 00:46:03,628 RAY, JUST LISTEN. 806 00:46:03,628 --> 00:46:04,996 YOU GOT A FUR COAT FOR ME YET? 807 00:46:04,996 --> 00:46:08,033 WHAT ABOUT THAT? HUH? HUH? 808 00:46:08,033 --> 00:46:09,767 I'M IN SERIOUS FUCKIN' TROUBLE HERE. 809 00:46:09,767 --> 00:46:11,636 I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT THIS OTHER SHIT. 810 00:46:11,636 --> 00:46:12,871 YOU UNDERSTAND? 811 00:46:12,871 --> 00:46:14,405 HUH? HUH? HUH? 812 00:46:14,405 --> 00:46:16,241 SHIT! 813 00:46:16,241 --> 00:46:17,642 [HANGS UP] 814 00:46:17,642 --> 00:46:19,244 HELLO? 815 00:46:19,244 --> 00:46:20,545 HELLO? 816 00:46:20,545 --> 00:46:24,649 Carl: SO, LIKE, WE'RE JUST GOING TO ONE BAR AFTER ANOTHER? 817 00:46:24,649 --> 00:46:26,651 Bernice: THAT'S THE PLAN. 818 00:46:26,651 --> 00:46:28,653 LOOKING FOR WHAT? 819 00:46:28,653 --> 00:46:31,289 PEOPLE WHO KNEW THE DEAD MAN. 820 00:46:37,662 --> 00:46:39,664 I CAN'T GO IN THERE. 821 00:46:39,664 --> 00:46:42,067 IT LOOKS LIKE YUPPIES FROM HELL. 822 00:46:42,067 --> 00:46:44,069 THEN I'LL GO ALONE. 823 00:46:44,069 --> 00:46:46,271 NO, WAIT. COME IN HERE. 824 00:46:46,271 --> 00:46:47,672 LET'S GO. 825 00:46:47,672 --> 00:46:49,274 ONE MINUTE, PLEASE? 826 00:46:49,274 --> 00:46:50,675 EXCUSE ME. 827 00:46:50,675 --> 00:46:52,277 ONE MINUTE. 828 00:46:54,112 --> 00:46:57,082 IF YOU COAT YOUR STOMACH WITH OLIVE OIL, 829 00:46:57,082 --> 00:47:00,285 YOU CAN DRINK AND NOT GET DRUNK. 830 00:47:00,285 --> 00:47:02,087 IS THAT A FACT? 831 00:47:02,087 --> 00:47:05,090 I READ IT IN WALL STREET JOURNAL. 832 00:47:05,090 --> 00:47:08,093 "TIPS FOR EXECUTIVES WHO ENTERTAIN A LOT." 833 00:47:08,093 --> 00:47:10,295 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 834 00:47:10,295 --> 00:47:12,097 PUTTING IT BACK. 835 00:47:12,097 --> 00:47:15,700 YOU ALREADY OPENED IT. WE HAVE TO PAY FOR IT. 836 00:47:15,700 --> 00:47:17,235 I DON'T UNDERSTAND YOU. 837 00:47:17,235 --> 00:47:18,703 YOU'D, LIKE, STEAL THE CHRYSLER BUILDING, 838 00:47:18,703 --> 00:47:21,506 BUT NOW WE GOT TO PAY FOR OLIVE OIL? 839 00:47:21,506 --> 00:47:25,610 IT'S NOT WHAT YOU STEAL, IT'S WHO YOU STEAL FROM. 840 00:47:25,610 --> 00:47:29,180 * LET'S GO DANCIN' * 841 00:47:29,180 --> 00:47:32,050 * LET'S GO DANCIN' * 842 00:47:32,050 --> 00:47:34,119 * DANCIN' ON THE CEILING * 843 00:47:34,119 --> 00:47:36,154 KIR ROYALE, PLEASE. 844 00:47:36,154 --> 00:47:38,723 THINK WE STICK OUT IN HERE? 845 00:47:38,723 --> 00:47:40,725 WHAT WILL IT BE? 846 00:47:40,725 --> 00:47:42,127 CRANBERRY JUICE. 847 00:47:42,127 --> 00:47:44,129 I'LL HAVE A KIR ROYALE. 848 00:47:44,129 --> 00:47:46,131 JUST KEEP THEM COMING. 849 00:47:46,131 --> 00:47:49,134 I'LL HAVE, LIKE, A BUCKET OF THEM. 850 00:47:49,134 --> 00:47:51,136 CARL, CARL, COOL OUT. 851 00:47:51,136 --> 00:47:53,338 GIVE HIM ONE KIR ROYALE. 852 00:47:53,338 --> 00:47:55,140 YOU GOT IT. 853 00:47:55,140 --> 00:47:57,142 WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? 854 00:47:57,142 --> 00:48:00,611 I FEEL LIKE I'M AT AN AMWAY CONVENTION. 855 00:48:00,611 --> 00:48:02,513 WILL YOU STOP? 856 00:48:07,785 --> 00:48:10,188 SO MANY GUYS COME IN HERE. 857 00:48:10,188 --> 00:48:12,157 HE LOOKS A LITTLE FAMILIAR. 858 00:48:12,157 --> 00:48:15,660 LOOK REAL CLOSE. YOU NEVER WENT OUT WITH HIM? 859 00:48:18,163 --> 00:48:20,966 HI, LADIES. HOW ARE YOU TODAY? 860 00:48:22,167 --> 00:48:24,769 I'M DRINKING THE KIR ROYALE HERE. 861 00:48:24,769 --> 00:48:26,771 PERHAPS I COULD BUY YOU-- 862 00:48:26,771 --> 00:48:28,573 YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING SOMETHING. 863 00:48:28,573 --> 00:48:32,177 YOU PROBABLY DON'T WANT TO DRINK WITH ME, HUH? 864 00:48:32,177 --> 00:48:36,847 WHAT ARE YOU DOING WHEN YOU'RE NOT DRIVING YOUNG GUYS WILD? 865 00:48:36,847 --> 00:48:38,783 WAS THERE ANY ONE PERSON, 866 00:48:38,783 --> 00:48:40,785 ANY ONE SPECIFIC PERSON? 867 00:48:40,785 --> 00:48:42,420 NAH. ALWAYS SOMEBODY DIFFERENT. 868 00:48:42,420 --> 00:48:45,423 HE GOT MORE ASS THAN A TOILET SEAT. 869 00:48:46,657 --> 00:48:48,626 THAT IS BEAUTIFUL. 870 00:48:48,626 --> 00:48:51,129 GUYS, TOO, IF YOU ASK ME. 871 00:48:52,763 --> 00:48:54,799 MY NAME'S CARL HEFLER! 872 00:48:54,799 --> 00:48:56,801 I'M A GEMINI. 873 00:48:56,801 --> 00:49:00,938 I LOST MY KEYS TO MY BMW. 874 00:49:00,938 --> 00:49:02,940 YOU DIDN'T SEE THEM, DID YOU? 875 00:49:02,940 --> 00:49:04,209 LET'S CUT THIS SHIT. 876 00:49:04,209 --> 00:49:08,146 WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO WAH WAH WAH WITH ME? 877 00:49:08,146 --> 00:49:09,414 ARE YOU GUYS COPS? 878 00:49:09,414 --> 00:49:10,248 MM-HMM. 879 00:49:10,248 --> 00:49:11,482 I KNEW IT. I FUCKIN' KNEW IT! 880 00:49:11,482 --> 00:49:13,451 THE MINUTE YOU WALKED IN, I KNEW IT. 881 00:49:13,451 --> 00:49:15,786 REALLY? MY GOD. 882 00:49:15,786 --> 00:49:16,921 WELL, YOU SEE THAT GUY OVER THERE? 883 00:49:16,921 --> 00:49:18,023 THAT'S MY PARTNER, 884 00:49:18,023 --> 00:49:19,991 AND HE IS HEAD OF HOMICIDE. 885 00:49:19,991 --> 00:49:21,592 NO SHIT. 886 00:49:24,429 --> 00:49:25,630 WHOO! 887 00:49:25,630 --> 00:49:26,631 * OOH, YEAH * 888 00:49:45,516 --> 00:49:48,686 * I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD SEE IT * 889 00:49:50,555 --> 00:49:54,292 * NOW I KNOW THAT YOU WERE RIGHT * 890 00:49:54,292 --> 00:49:56,461 EXCUSE ME. BARTENDER? 891 00:49:56,461 --> 00:49:58,629 CAN I GET 3 BLACK RUSSIANS. 892 00:49:58,629 --> 00:50:00,831 MAKE THAT 4. 893 00:50:00,831 --> 00:50:03,368 YOU WANT 4 BLACK RUSSIANS? 894 00:50:03,368 --> 00:50:04,402 OK! 895 00:50:04,402 --> 00:50:07,372 I WOULD LIKE TO PURCHASE 4 BLACK RUSSIANS! 896 00:50:08,439 --> 00:50:11,309 * I'VE GOT A NEW WAY * 897 00:50:11,309 --> 00:50:13,278 * OF LIVIN' * 898 00:50:13,278 --> 00:50:16,214 * NOW THAT I'M HERE WITH YOU * 899 00:50:18,883 --> 00:50:20,885 HOW'S THAT OLIVE OIL WORKING? 900 00:50:20,885 --> 00:50:22,887 I DON'T KNOW, MAN. 901 00:50:22,887 --> 00:50:24,722 GET AWAY. 902 00:50:24,722 --> 00:50:26,324 LEAVE ME ALONE. 903 00:50:26,324 --> 00:50:29,094 GET AWAY. I OPEN AT 9:00. 904 00:50:34,532 --> 00:50:36,767 * TOUGH GUYS DON'T DANCE * 905 00:50:38,269 --> 00:50:40,371 * THEY KNOW IT ALL * 906 00:50:41,906 --> 00:50:44,942 * GIVE THEM A CHANCE * 907 00:50:44,942 --> 00:50:47,645 * TOUGH GUYS DON'T DANCE * 908 00:50:49,147 --> 00:50:53,118 * THEY KNOW IT ALL * 909 00:50:54,919 --> 00:50:56,921 MIND IF WE JOIN YOU? 910 00:50:56,921 --> 00:50:59,324 JUST AS LONG AS YOU'RE NOT 911 00:50:59,324 --> 00:51:02,127 A COUPLE OF FUCKING DENTISTS. 912 00:51:07,332 --> 00:51:09,334 WITH A GUY LIKE CHRISTOPHER, 913 00:51:09,334 --> 00:51:12,337 HE WAS LIKE A BIRD, YOU KNOW? 914 00:51:12,337 --> 00:51:14,339 YOU CAN'T OWN HIM. 915 00:51:14,339 --> 00:51:17,942 YOU JUST HOPE HE'LL FLY BY AND SEE YOU 916 00:51:17,942 --> 00:51:19,944 EVERY NOW AND THEN. 917 00:51:19,944 --> 00:51:22,180 YOU KNOW WHAT? 918 00:51:23,548 --> 00:51:24,482 WHAT? 919 00:51:24,482 --> 00:51:28,153 YOU TWO SMELL LIKE A SALAD. 920 00:51:30,955 --> 00:51:33,558 I THINK I OUGHT TO GO. 921 00:51:38,563 --> 00:51:39,964 GET IN. 922 00:51:39,964 --> 00:51:42,167 GET IN. WATCH YOUR HEAD. 923 00:51:44,969 --> 00:51:46,971 TAKE HIM HOME. 924 00:51:46,971 --> 00:51:48,573 SURE. 925 00:51:48,573 --> 00:51:49,974 NIGHT, CARL. 926 00:51:49,974 --> 00:51:51,576 GOOD NIGHT. 927 00:51:57,682 --> 00:51:58,849 YOU KNOW WHAT? 928 00:51:58,849 --> 00:52:02,553 YOU LOOK A LITTLE BIT LIKE ELVIS PRESLEY. 929 00:52:02,553 --> 00:52:05,823 NOT WHEN HE WAS FAT AND ON DRUGS, 930 00:52:05,823 --> 00:52:07,892 BUT, LIKE, BEFORE ALL THAT. 931 00:52:09,627 --> 00:52:12,096 UM...WHERE TO? 932 00:52:12,096 --> 00:52:13,164 HOME. 933 00:52:13,164 --> 00:52:14,465 WHERE'S HOME? 934 00:52:14,465 --> 00:52:16,467 HOW ABOUT WE DRIVE AROUND? 935 00:52:16,467 --> 00:52:19,069 I KNOW I CAN PICK IT OUT. 936 00:52:19,069 --> 00:52:20,771 IT'S GOT, LIKE, A MAILBOX. 937 00:52:30,080 --> 00:52:33,451 WHEN A GUY CAN SCREW ANY WOMAN HE MEETS, 938 00:52:33,451 --> 00:52:37,054 HE WINDS UP NOT HAVING TOO MANY FRIENDS. 939 00:52:37,054 --> 00:52:39,957 MAYBE HE'S TOO BUSY. 940 00:52:39,957 --> 00:52:42,993 MAYBE OTHER MEN DON'T LIKE IT. 941 00:52:42,993 --> 00:52:46,597 I'D VOTE FOR JEALOUSY, IF I VOTED. 942 00:52:46,597 --> 00:52:48,399 I DON'T VOTE. 943 00:52:48,399 --> 00:52:52,603 WHAT ABOUT THIS ARTIST YOU MENTIONED, GRAMBO? 944 00:52:52,603 --> 00:52:54,572 GRAYBOW. 945 00:52:54,572 --> 00:52:56,006 GRAYBOW. 946 00:52:56,006 --> 00:52:58,008 "GRAY" AND THEN LIKE "BOW." 947 00:52:58,008 --> 00:52:59,009 GRAYBOW. 948 00:52:59,009 --> 00:53:00,077 GRAYBOW. 949 00:53:00,077 --> 00:53:03,013 GRAYBOW ALWAYS HAD A LOT OF CASH, 950 00:53:03,013 --> 00:53:04,815 LOVED TO GRAB A CHECK. 951 00:53:04,815 --> 00:53:08,018 I GUESS HE SOLD A LOT OF PAINTINGS. 952 00:53:08,018 --> 00:53:10,020 CHRISTOPHER WAS FRIENDLY WITH HIM. 953 00:53:10,020 --> 00:53:11,822 AND KNOBBY, THE BARTENDER. 954 00:53:11,822 --> 00:53:15,426 THE THREE OF THEM WOULD SIT UP THERE 955 00:53:15,426 --> 00:53:18,763 AT THE BAR IN A TIGHT LITTLE HUDDLE. 956 00:53:18,763 --> 00:53:23,033 SOMETIMES THEY'D TALK ALL NIGHT. 957 00:53:23,033 --> 00:53:25,035 KNOBBY TENDS BAR HERE? 958 00:53:25,035 --> 00:53:27,037 YEAH, BUT I AIN'T SEEN HIM 959 00:53:27,037 --> 00:53:29,039 IN A COUPLE OF DAYS--NIGHTS. 960 00:53:29,039 --> 00:53:32,377 HAPPEN TO KNOW HIS REAL NAME? 961 00:53:33,644 --> 00:53:36,046 YOU GOT ME. 962 00:53:36,046 --> 00:53:39,650 HE'S A REAL SCUMBALL ANYHOW. 963 00:53:41,051 --> 00:53:43,053 HE'S GOT NO HAIR. 964 00:53:43,053 --> 00:53:45,456 HE'S BALD. 965 00:53:47,224 --> 00:53:50,060 UH, IS THERE ANYBODY ELSE 966 00:53:50,060 --> 00:53:52,062 YOU CAN THINK OF, 967 00:53:52,062 --> 00:53:53,464 ANYBODY AT ALL? 968 00:53:53,464 --> 00:53:56,667 I CAN NAME 40 WOMEN HE KNEW. 969 00:53:56,667 --> 00:53:57,535 NO. 970 00:53:57,535 --> 00:53:59,337 YOU'RE NOT INTERESTED IN WOMEN? 971 00:53:59,337 --> 00:54:00,938 JUST THE MEN. 972 00:54:00,938 --> 00:54:02,707 SHORT LIST. 973 00:54:02,707 --> 00:54:04,074 LOOK... 974 00:54:04,074 --> 00:54:07,412 THIS IS REAL IMPORTANT TO ME. 975 00:54:07,412 --> 00:54:09,480 JUST THINK HARD. PLEASE TRY. 976 00:54:09,480 --> 00:54:12,283 THAT'S NOT REALLY MY FORTE. 977 00:54:15,085 --> 00:54:17,822 OH, YEAH. HERE'S JOHNNY. 978 00:54:17,822 --> 00:54:19,089 HE'S AN EXECUTROID. 979 00:54:19,089 --> 00:54:20,090 A WHAT? 980 00:54:20,090 --> 00:54:22,192 YOU KNOW THE BAR PARKERS? 981 00:54:22,192 --> 00:54:23,694 YEAH, ON 5th. 982 00:54:23,694 --> 00:54:24,829 YEAH. 983 00:54:24,829 --> 00:54:26,564 HE WAS ONE OF THOSE A 3-PIECE EXECUTROIDS 984 00:54:26,564 --> 00:54:28,499 THAT HANG OUT THERE. 985 00:54:28,499 --> 00:54:31,101 CHRISTOPHER ALWAYS CALLED HIM JOHNNY. 986 00:54:31,101 --> 00:54:34,405 "HERE'S JOHNNY!" HE'D SAY. 987 00:54:34,405 --> 00:54:36,574 HAPPEN TO CATCH HIS REAL NAME? 988 00:54:37,942 --> 00:54:41,312 NO, NOT INTERESTED. 989 00:54:44,114 --> 00:54:47,117 WHAT LINE OF WORK ARE YOU IN? 990 00:54:47,117 --> 00:54:49,320 I'M A CAT BURGLAR. 991 00:54:50,721 --> 00:54:52,523 NO SHIT. 992 00:54:52,523 --> 00:54:55,125 WHAT DO YOU DO WITH THEM? 993 00:54:55,125 --> 00:54:56,361 WHAT? 994 00:54:56,361 --> 00:54:58,329 THE CATS. 995 00:55:03,634 --> 00:55:06,837 I HOLD THEM FOR RANSOM. 996 00:55:09,139 --> 00:55:11,742 IS THERE ANY MONEY IN THAT? 997 00:55:13,411 --> 00:55:15,012 OH, JESUS. 998 00:55:15,012 --> 00:55:18,949 LOOK WHO'S ASKING IF THERE'S ANY MONEY IN PUSSY. 999 00:55:42,507 --> 00:55:44,074 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 1000 00:55:44,074 --> 00:55:45,976 OPEN UP! POLICE! 1001 00:55:47,211 --> 00:55:49,414 [KNOCKING] 1002 00:55:52,216 --> 00:55:54,218 [KNOCKING] 1003 00:55:54,218 --> 00:55:56,220 OPEN UP, PLEASE. POLICE. 1004 00:55:56,220 --> 00:55:58,222 [KNOCKING] 1005 00:55:58,222 --> 00:55:59,990 SHUT UP! 1006 00:55:59,990 --> 00:56:01,291 BLAH... 1007 00:56:01,291 --> 00:56:03,293 I'M COMING. 1008 00:56:03,293 --> 00:56:05,463 BLAH... 1009 00:56:06,897 --> 00:56:08,899 AH! HI. 1010 00:56:08,899 --> 00:56:11,035 YOU'RE CARL HEFLER? 1011 00:56:11,035 --> 00:56:13,438 I AM HEFLER. 1012 00:56:13,438 --> 00:56:14,605 JESUS. 1013 00:56:14,605 --> 00:56:17,942 DO YOU KNOW A BERNICE RHODENBARR? 1014 00:56:17,942 --> 00:56:19,510 NO. 1015 00:56:19,510 --> 00:56:22,713 SHE BROKE INTO THIS MAN'S APARTMENT AND STABBED HIM. 1016 00:56:22,713 --> 00:56:23,881 SHE DID? 1017 00:56:23,881 --> 00:56:24,815 UH-HUH. 1018 00:56:24,815 --> 00:56:27,051 WE'D LIKE TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT THAT. 1019 00:56:27,051 --> 00:56:30,387 BUT FIRST WE'D LIKE YOU TO GO BRUSH YOUR TEETH. 1020 00:56:34,459 --> 00:56:36,427 IF HE'S A PROFESSIONAL ARTIST 1021 00:56:36,427 --> 00:56:38,328 LIVING AND WORKING IN THE BAY AREA, 1022 00:56:38,328 --> 00:56:40,330 HE'LL BE IN HERE. 1023 00:56:40,330 --> 00:56:43,200 THANKS. HIS NAME IS GRAYBOW. 1024 00:56:43,200 --> 00:56:45,803 I KNOW, DEAR, I KNOW. 1025 00:56:45,803 --> 00:56:48,138 HMM. 1026 00:56:48,138 --> 00:56:50,007 IS, UH...THIS FOR SALE? 1027 00:56:50,007 --> 00:56:51,408 IT IS. 1028 00:56:51,408 --> 00:56:54,845 BECAUSE I NEED SOMETHING TO GO OVER MY BED. 1029 00:56:54,845 --> 00:56:58,182 GRAYBOW. HERE IT IS, RIGHT HERE. 1030 00:56:58,182 --> 00:56:59,550 OH, REALLY? 1031 00:57:01,251 --> 00:57:02,853 THANK YOU. 1032 00:57:02,853 --> 00:57:04,154 THANKS. 1033 00:57:04,154 --> 00:57:05,289 CHARLEY WEAVER, 1034 00:57:05,289 --> 00:57:06,323 WALLY COX, 1035 00:57:06,323 --> 00:57:07,892 PAUL LYNDE. 1036 00:57:07,892 --> 00:57:09,894 APPARENTLY, THERE'S SOMETHING 1037 00:57:09,894 --> 00:57:12,096 A LITTLE BIT MORE MYSTERIOUS 1038 00:57:12,096 --> 00:57:13,664 ABOUT THE SECRET SQUARES 1039 00:57:13,664 --> 00:57:15,666 THAN WE'RE EVER LED TO BELIEVE, 1040 00:57:15,666 --> 00:57:18,669 AND I'M ASKING YOU, COP, DUDE GUY, 1041 00:57:18,669 --> 00:57:21,872 I WANT SOME ANSWERS FROM YOU NOW PRONTO! 1042 00:57:21,872 --> 00:57:22,707 OH, BEAUTIFUL! 1043 00:57:22,707 --> 00:57:24,809 I'M BUGGED. I'M BEING BUGGED. 1044 00:57:24,809 --> 00:57:28,212 DON'T TOUCH THAT. YOU SIGNED A RELEASE FORM FOR THAT. 1045 00:57:28,212 --> 00:57:30,180 SO? THIS IS BULLSHIT. 1046 00:57:30,180 --> 00:57:31,582 YOU'RE DRIVING ME NUTS. 1047 00:57:31,582 --> 00:57:32,983 DON'T LOOK AT ME 1048 00:57:32,983 --> 00:57:34,585 YOU'RE SUCH A CONDESCENDING FUCK-- 1049 00:57:34,585 --> 00:57:36,587 I'M SORRY. I DIDN'T MEAN THAT. 1050 00:57:36,587 --> 00:57:38,155 WHEN I SAID THAT, 1051 00:57:38,155 --> 00:57:39,624 I WAS SMIRKING A LITTLE. 1052 00:57:39,624 --> 00:57:42,627 ARE YOU OK? I'M WORRIED ABOUT YOU? 1053 00:57:42,627 --> 00:57:44,228 I'M FINE. THANK YOU. 1054 00:57:44,228 --> 00:57:46,030 DO YOU KNOW THAT POLICEMEN 1055 00:57:46,030 --> 00:57:48,232 HAVE THE HIGHEST RATE OF SUICIDE? 1056 00:57:48,232 --> 00:57:50,234 SO YOU THINK I'M FUCKED UP, 1057 00:57:50,234 --> 00:57:51,636 YOU BETTER BE CAREFUL YOURSELF. 1058 00:57:51,636 --> 00:57:53,103 SOMEDAY, BOOM! IN THE CLOSET. 1059 00:57:53,103 --> 00:57:56,340 THAT WILL BE GREAT FOR YOUR CHILDREN 1060 00:57:56,340 --> 00:57:59,343 TO FIND A BIG, DEAD, OLD, FAT COP. 1061 00:57:59,343 --> 00:58:01,278 YOU KNOW WHY I'M HERE? 1062 00:58:01,278 --> 00:58:03,681 IT'S BECAUSE I'M A BLACK MAN 1063 00:58:03,681 --> 00:58:06,817 IN A WHITE MAN'S WORLD! 1064 00:58:06,817 --> 00:58:10,120 YOU'RE A CAUCASIAN, MR. HEFLER. 1065 00:58:10,120 --> 00:58:13,357 BEAUTIFUL! THROW THAT IN MY FACE, TOO! 1066 00:58:13,357 --> 00:58:16,527 AND I... 1067 00:58:16,527 --> 00:58:19,564 AND I LOOK LIKE SHIT. 1068 00:58:19,564 --> 00:58:20,831 ALL RIGHT! 1069 00:58:23,400 --> 00:58:25,035 YOU GOT ANY MOUSSE? 1070 00:58:25,035 --> 00:58:26,403 HOW'S IT GOING? 1071 00:58:26,403 --> 00:58:27,972 NOT SO GOOD. 1072 00:58:27,972 --> 00:58:29,840 I CAN SEE PEOPLE IN THERE. 1073 00:58:29,840 --> 00:58:31,842 IT'S LOOKS LIKE A PEOPLE AQUARIUM. 1074 00:58:31,842 --> 00:58:35,045 LET HIM GO AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. 1075 00:58:35,045 --> 00:58:36,046 HELLO! 1076 00:59:18,856 --> 00:59:21,859 HEY, WHAT'S HAPPENIN', MAN? 1077 00:59:21,859 --> 00:59:23,393 I'M LOOKING FOR THE APARTMENT 1078 00:59:23,393 --> 00:59:24,895 OF RAYNETA MOODY. 1079 00:59:24,895 --> 00:59:26,263 OH! 1080 00:59:28,666 --> 00:59:31,135 WHAT THE FUCK YOU DOING OUT THERE? 1081 00:59:31,135 --> 00:59:32,770 WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU? 1082 00:59:32,770 --> 00:59:34,038 WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY FUCKIN' DOOR?! 1083 00:59:34,038 --> 00:59:35,439 I TOLD YOU-- 1084 00:59:35,439 --> 00:59:38,408 WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY DOOR? 1085 00:59:38,408 --> 00:59:40,410 I'M GOING TO BE ILL SOON. 1086 00:59:40,410 --> 00:59:42,780 UNLESS I GET A GLASS OF WATER, 1087 00:59:42,780 --> 00:59:45,783 I'M GOING TO VOMIT ALL OVER YOU-- 1088 00:59:45,783 --> 00:59:47,985 NO, NO, DON'T THROW UP. 1089 00:59:47,985 --> 00:59:49,386 HOLD IT. 1090 00:59:49,386 --> 00:59:51,155 GODDAMN JUNKIES. 1091 00:59:53,057 --> 00:59:55,993 EGADS, MAN, I WAS JUST CRUISIN' BY. 1092 00:59:55,993 --> 00:59:57,995 I'M LOOKING FOR RAYNETA MOODY 1093 00:59:57,995 --> 01:00:02,867 BECAUSE THEY TOLD ME TO BRING THE STUFF OVER HERE. 1094 01:00:02,867 --> 01:00:04,201 YOU PROBABLY WAS REAL NERVOUS 1095 01:00:04,201 --> 01:00:06,003 WHEN YOU OPENED THE DOOR AND CHECKED MY ASS OUT, 1096 01:00:06,003 --> 01:00:09,807 BUT I FIGURED 5-0-0, HOW MANY COULD THERE BE? 1097 01:00:09,807 --> 01:00:12,810 JUST DRINK IT, SHUT UP, AND GET OUT. 1098 01:00:12,810 --> 01:00:14,945 NO PROBLEM, MAN, NO PROBLEM. 1099 01:00:14,945 --> 01:00:19,784 WOW! THIS IS REALLY HIP. YOU A ARTIST, HUH? 1100 01:00:19,784 --> 01:00:21,786 WHOA! WHOA! KICK MY ASS. 1101 01:00:21,786 --> 01:00:23,821 I LIKE THIS ONE OVER HERE, MAN. 1102 01:00:23,821 --> 01:00:27,024 THIS REMIND ME OF SOME TRIPS I TOOK 1103 01:00:27,024 --> 01:00:29,026 WITH SOME PEOPLE I KNOW, 1104 01:00:29,026 --> 01:00:31,829 BUT IT WASN'T LIKE WE WASN'T GOING ANYWHERE 1105 01:00:31,829 --> 01:00:33,463 BECAUSE WE'D ALREADY ARRIVED 1106 01:00:33,463 --> 01:00:36,100 BY THE TIME WE LEFT. 1107 01:00:36,100 --> 01:00:38,335 THE FLUIDITY OF THIS PAINTING 1108 01:00:38,335 --> 01:00:40,137 IS MOVING ME BEYOND BELIEF 1109 01:00:40,137 --> 01:00:42,740 BECAUSE THE TURNIP ASPECT OF IT 1110 01:00:42,740 --> 01:00:44,742 THAT IS MOVING MY SOUL-- 1111 01:00:44,742 --> 01:00:46,744 FINISH THE WATER. 1112 01:00:46,744 --> 01:00:48,012 NO PROBLEM, MAN. 1113 01:00:48,012 --> 01:00:50,047 WHOA! YOU GOT THAT AFRICAN SHIT. 1114 01:00:50,047 --> 01:00:52,316 MAN, THAT'S REALLY HIP. 1115 01:00:52,316 --> 01:00:53,751 LIKE THE BROTHERS. 1116 01:00:53,751 --> 01:00:55,019 * UMBELLY UMBELLY BADUP BADUP * 1117 01:00:55,019 --> 01:00:56,754 * UMBELLY UMBELLY BADUP BADUP * 1118 01:00:56,754 --> 01:00:59,156 * AI-AY AI-AY AI-AY AI-AY * 1119 01:00:59,156 --> 01:01:00,357 WHOA! 1120 01:01:01,759 --> 01:01:03,761 STAND HERE, DON'T MOVE AROUND, 1121 01:01:03,761 --> 01:01:06,363 AND CUT THE UMBELLY SHIT. 1122 01:01:06,363 --> 01:01:08,365 YOU GOT IT, MAN. 1123 01:01:08,365 --> 01:01:11,168 I DON'T WANT TO UPSET YOU. 1124 01:01:11,168 --> 01:01:14,171 OH, NO, I DON'T WANT TO UPSET YOU. 1125 01:01:14,171 --> 01:01:17,174 I HAD A FRIEND WHO WAS INTO CLEAVERS, 1126 01:01:17,174 --> 01:01:20,377 I SAID, "YOU SHOULDN'T BE BUYIN' THAT SHIT." 1127 01:01:20,377 --> 01:01:22,379 HE HAD A TEMPER 1128 01:01:22,379 --> 01:01:24,314 REALLY THROW YOU...OFF. 1129 01:01:24,314 --> 01:01:27,918 YOU KNOW HOW PEOPLE GET WHEN THEY GO OFF. 1130 01:01:27,918 --> 01:01:30,620 LIKE YOU OFF NOW, BUT YOU OK. 1131 01:01:30,620 --> 01:01:31,922 YOU WOULD NOT HURT ME 1132 01:01:31,922 --> 01:01:34,658 BECAUSE YOU GOT THIS BIG, BLACK-ASS DOG. 1133 01:01:34,658 --> 01:01:38,062 HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THE DOG WAS MAD? 1134 01:01:38,062 --> 01:01:43,033 I DIDN'T WANT TO UPSET YOU OR THE DOG. 1135 01:01:43,033 --> 01:01:46,403 GOD KNOWS I'M INTO SAVE THE ANIMALS. 1136 01:01:46,403 --> 01:01:49,239 EASY, OBOE. OMMM... 1137 01:01:49,239 --> 01:01:50,775 THE DOG JUMPED AT ME, TALKIN' SHIT TO ME. 1138 01:01:50,775 --> 01:01:54,111 TALKIN', LIKE, HE WAS REALLY LETTING ME KNOW 1139 01:01:54,111 --> 01:01:55,645 THAT THIS WAS YOUR SPACE. 1140 01:01:55,645 --> 01:01:56,947 YOU KNOW HOW PEOPLE GET, 1141 01:01:56,947 --> 01:02:00,684 WHICH I CAN REALLY DIG, BECAUSE YOU A ARTIST. 1142 01:02:00,684 --> 01:02:02,352 YOU INTO STUFF, 1143 01:02:02,352 --> 01:02:06,623 YOU'RE MOVING AND GROOVING WITH THE REAL THING. 1144 01:02:06,623 --> 01:02:10,694 UM...I... I SHOULD GO NOW, YEAH. 1145 01:02:10,694 --> 01:02:12,529 ALL RIGHT, WHO ARE YOU? 1146 01:02:12,529 --> 01:02:13,798 WHOA! 1147 01:02:13,798 --> 01:02:15,833 YOU'RE GOING TO LET ME KNOW WHY YOU'RE HERE! 1148 01:02:15,833 --> 01:02:17,201 WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM, A GODDAMN IDIOT? 1149 01:02:17,201 --> 01:02:19,870 YOU'RE GOING TO TELL ME WHY YOU'RE HERE! 1150 01:02:19,870 --> 01:02:23,073 TELL ME OR I'LL CUT YOU! 1151 01:02:23,073 --> 01:02:26,176 I'LL TELL YOU. I PROMISE, I PROMISE. 1152 01:02:27,845 --> 01:02:30,047 I'LL TELL YOU THIS MUCH. 1153 01:02:36,420 --> 01:02:39,456 OH... 1154 01:02:43,393 --> 01:02:45,062 ARTISTS. 1155 01:02:47,164 --> 01:02:47,998 KNOBBY. 1156 01:02:47,998 --> 01:02:49,566 [SPEAKING ITALIAN] 1157 01:02:49,566 --> 01:02:51,001 HEY, KNOBBY! 1158 01:02:51,001 --> 01:02:53,503 EVERYTHING IS FINE. IT'S BEAUTIFUL. 1159 01:02:53,503 --> 01:02:55,472 DON'T WORRY. CIAO. 1160 01:02:59,076 --> 01:03:00,477 WHAT? 1161 01:03:00,477 --> 01:03:01,879 ANOTHER ONE. 1162 01:03:01,879 --> 01:03:04,281 Man on TV: THAT'S RIDICULOUS. OF COURSE YOU ARE. 1163 01:03:04,281 --> 01:03:07,151 Woman on TV: BUT MEN BUY ME THINGS, 1164 01:03:07,151 --> 01:03:09,119 COATS, SCARVES, APPLIANCES, 1165 01:03:09,119 --> 01:03:11,355 ACOUSTICAL CEILINGS... 1166 01:03:29,907 --> 01:03:31,508 WHAT'LL IT BE? 1167 01:03:31,508 --> 01:03:32,910 PACKAGE DELIVERY. 1168 01:03:32,910 --> 01:03:34,044 FOR WHO? 1169 01:03:34,044 --> 01:03:36,113 JUST SAYS MAYDAY. 1170 01:03:36,113 --> 01:03:38,115 HERE, I'LL TAKE IT. 1171 01:03:38,115 --> 01:03:41,118 YOU GOT TO SIGN FOR IT. 1172 01:03:45,522 --> 01:03:47,925 KE-NO-BI...KENOBI. 1173 01:03:47,925 --> 01:03:50,227 IS THAT LIKE IN STAR WARS? 1174 01:03:50,227 --> 01:03:52,796 NO, IDIOT, IT'S KNOBBY. 1175 01:03:52,796 --> 01:03:55,065 OH, SO IT'S LIKE A NICKNAME. 1176 01:03:55,065 --> 01:03:58,402 YES, I THINK MAYBE IT'S SOMETHING LIKE THAT. 1177 01:04:01,939 --> 01:04:05,675 WELL, I'M GOING TO NEED YOUR FULL NAME, PLEASE. 1178 01:04:05,675 --> 01:04:07,077 SORRY. 1179 01:04:07,077 --> 01:04:10,580 COME ON. IT'S THE REGULATIONS. 1180 01:04:10,580 --> 01:04:12,049 HEY, 1181 01:04:12,049 --> 01:04:13,918 FUCK YOU, OK? 1182 01:04:13,918 --> 01:04:15,886 FUCK YOU? 1183 01:04:15,886 --> 01:04:17,888 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 1184 01:04:17,888 --> 01:04:20,857 I COME TO GIVE YOU A FUCKING PACKAGE, 1185 01:04:20,857 --> 01:04:23,027 AND YOU BLOW ME SHIT? 1186 01:04:23,027 --> 01:04:24,962 LIKE YOU'RE MY DREAM COME TRUE, 1187 01:04:24,962 --> 01:04:26,763 TAKING SHIT FROM A DILDO WITH EARS? 1188 01:04:26,763 --> 01:04:29,766 WHEN I WAS, LIKE, 5, I SAID, "DAD! DAD! CAN I GET A JOB 1189 01:04:29,766 --> 01:04:33,137 WHERE RANDOM FUCKIN' SHITHEADS BLOW ME CRAP ALL DAY?" 1190 01:04:33,137 --> 01:04:34,871 I'M GONNA BREAK YOU IN FUCKIN' HALF 1191 01:04:34,871 --> 01:04:36,773 AND USE YOUR HEAD AS A BALLPOINT! 1192 01:04:36,773 --> 01:04:38,875 NOW SIGN THE GODDAMN THING! 1193 01:04:38,875 --> 01:04:42,646 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, I'LL SIGN IT. JESUS. 1194 01:04:46,716 --> 01:04:49,253 PRINT YOUR NAME UNDER THERE. 1195 01:04:51,288 --> 01:04:52,656 THANK YOU. 1196 01:04:52,656 --> 01:04:55,059 YOU OUGHT TO SEE SOMEBODY, PAL. 1197 01:04:55,059 --> 01:04:56,927 GET SOME PROFESSIONAL HELP. 1198 01:04:56,927 --> 01:05:01,198 OK. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 1199 01:05:11,108 --> 01:05:13,710 Carl: WHAT DO YOU EXPECT TO FIND 1200 01:05:13,710 --> 01:05:15,512 IN THIS GUY'S PLACE? 1201 01:05:15,512 --> 01:05:17,514 Bernice: I DON'T KNOW. SOME EVIDENCE, 1202 01:05:17,514 --> 01:05:20,985 SOMETHING THAT'LL KEEP MY ASS OUT OF JAIL. 1203 01:05:33,930 --> 01:05:37,867 YOU GOT KNOBBY'S NUMBER, KNOBBY DI CARNO? 1204 01:05:37,867 --> 01:05:40,737 IS HE EXPECTING YOU? 1205 01:05:40,737 --> 01:05:43,740 YEAH, HE TOLD ME TO COME BY. 1206 01:05:43,740 --> 01:05:44,608 NAME? 1207 01:05:44,608 --> 01:05:46,376 SALLY RIDE. 1208 01:05:48,545 --> 01:05:50,981 [BUZZ] 1209 01:05:52,849 --> 01:05:54,284 HE'S NOT IN. 1210 01:05:54,284 --> 01:05:57,587 DAMN. LOOK, LET ME SLIP SOMETHING 1211 01:05:57,587 --> 01:05:59,323 UNDER HIS DOOR. 1212 01:05:59,323 --> 01:06:01,325 COME ON, YOU LOOK REASONABLE. 1213 01:06:01,325 --> 01:06:03,960 THAT'S FUNNY... BECAUSE I'M NOT. 1214 01:06:04,794 --> 01:06:06,296 * THINK OF LIFE * 1215 01:06:06,296 --> 01:06:09,533 * AS A TIGHTROPE * 1216 01:06:09,533 --> 01:06:13,903 * THERE'S ONE WAY IN OR OUT * 1217 01:06:13,903 --> 01:06:15,672 * I COULD FALL * 1218 01:06:15,672 --> 01:06:18,442 * IF I CAN'T COPE * 1219 01:06:18,442 --> 01:06:21,445 * BUT I'M STAYIN' ON MY TOES * 1220 01:06:22,846 --> 01:06:25,282 * DON'T GIVE UP * 1221 01:06:25,282 --> 01:06:28,018 * TILL IT'S OVER * 1222 01:06:28,018 --> 01:06:30,320 * WHAT I SHOULD DO * 1223 01:06:30,320 --> 01:06:35,292 * IS THINK THIS WHOLE THING THROUGH * 1224 01:06:35,292 --> 01:06:38,028 * HOW DID I GET IN THIS FIX? * 1225 01:06:38,028 --> 01:06:39,596 * TIME OUT * 1226 01:06:39,596 --> 01:06:42,766 * THE FEDS ARE UP TO THEIR TRICKS * 1227 01:06:42,766 --> 01:06:44,334 * TIME OUT * 1228 01:06:44,334 --> 01:06:50,507 * OUT ON A LIMB, I SINK OR SWIM... * 1229 01:06:50,507 --> 01:06:52,276 AAAAH! 1230 01:08:06,616 --> 01:08:08,452 WHOA. 1231 01:08:12,055 --> 01:08:13,457 [TELEPHONE RINGS] 1232 01:08:15,459 --> 01:08:16,560 [RING] 1233 01:08:18,595 --> 01:08:20,864 [RING] 1234 01:08:33,109 --> 01:08:34,311 [BUMP] 1235 01:08:36,045 --> 01:08:38,415 [BUMPING] 1236 01:08:59,736 --> 01:09:03,307 [GRRR] 1237 01:09:42,546 --> 01:09:44,748 THANKS FOR MEETING ME, RAY. 1238 01:09:44,748 --> 01:09:46,149 WHAT'S THIS? 1239 01:09:46,149 --> 01:09:48,151 IT'S A FUR COAT. IT'S MINK. 1240 01:09:48,151 --> 01:09:50,153 THIS IS A MAN'S COAT. 1241 01:09:50,153 --> 01:09:51,421 NOTHING'S PERFECT. 1242 01:09:51,421 --> 01:09:53,523 IT IS PRETTY NICE. 1243 01:09:53,523 --> 01:09:57,261 OK, FUCK HER. LET HER GET HER OWN COAT. 1244 01:09:57,261 --> 01:10:00,196 DO YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON WITH ME? 1245 01:10:00,196 --> 01:10:02,198 I HEAR YOU KILLED SOMEBODY. 1246 01:10:02,198 --> 01:10:05,201 YOU GOT TO TALK TO THE COPS. 1247 01:10:05,201 --> 01:10:06,803 HOW COME? 1248 01:10:06,803 --> 01:10:08,372 IF YOU DON'T, 1249 01:10:08,372 --> 01:10:10,240 YOU WON'T GET YOUR $20,000. 1250 01:10:10,240 --> 01:10:12,909 BESIDES, I KNOW WHO KILLED HIM. 1251 01:10:12,909 --> 01:10:14,911 I GOT THE EVIDENCE. 1252 01:10:17,814 --> 01:10:21,518 IT'S A CABBAGE PATCH DOLL. YOU'RE SO DENSE. 1253 01:10:25,121 --> 01:10:27,957 NO, NO, NO, NO. 1254 01:10:27,957 --> 01:10:30,727 IT WAS A GUY NAMED GRAYBOW. 1255 01:10:30,727 --> 01:10:32,228 GRAYBOW? 1256 01:10:32,228 --> 01:10:33,830 UH-HUH. 1257 01:10:33,830 --> 01:10:35,832 NOW, LOOK AT THESE. 1258 01:10:35,832 --> 01:10:37,233 VOILA. 1259 01:10:37,233 --> 01:10:38,635 COUNTERFEIT PLATES, 1260 01:10:38,635 --> 01:10:41,237 FOUND IN HIS APARTMENT LAST NIGHT. 1261 01:10:41,237 --> 01:10:42,706 GOOD, HUH? 1262 01:10:42,706 --> 01:10:44,608 I GUESS. 1263 01:10:44,608 --> 01:10:47,143 THEY'RE TERRIFIC. TRUST ME. 1264 01:10:47,143 --> 01:10:48,745 LOOK AT THIS. 1265 01:10:48,745 --> 01:10:52,215 THIS IS WHY THE PAPER IS SO GOOD. 1266 01:10:52,215 --> 01:10:54,618 HE TAKES A ONE DOLLAR BILL, 1267 01:10:54,618 --> 01:10:58,254 BLEACHES THE INK OFF, AND PRINTS 100 ON IT. 1268 01:10:58,254 --> 01:11:01,257 YOU KIDS GO CHECK OUT THIS GUY'S APARTMENT. 1269 01:11:01,257 --> 01:11:03,259 YOU'LL FIND SOME DENTAL TOOLS 1270 01:11:03,259 --> 01:11:05,662 JUST LIKE THE MURDER WEAPON. 1271 01:11:05,662 --> 01:11:09,265 AT LEAST YOU'LL FIND THAT THIS GUY 1272 01:11:09,265 --> 01:11:12,602 LEFT TOWN IN A VERY, VERY BIG HURRY. 1273 01:11:12,602 --> 01:11:16,239 WELL, MAYBE WE SHOULD GO SEE THIS GRAYBOW GUY. 1274 01:11:16,239 --> 01:11:18,241 OK. 1275 01:11:18,241 --> 01:11:20,444 YOU WANT TO COME, RAY? 1276 01:11:22,245 --> 01:11:23,980 SURE. 1277 01:11:23,980 --> 01:11:25,048 WHY NOT? 1278 01:11:29,052 --> 01:11:31,688 Nyswander: THEY CALLED US AT 6:00 THIS MORNING. 1279 01:11:31,688 --> 01:11:34,691 SAME WOUND AS ON THE OTHER GUY, 1280 01:11:34,691 --> 01:11:36,693 SAME POSITION, SAME DEPTH. 1281 01:11:36,693 --> 01:11:37,927 Todras: WHAT DO YOU SAY, RAY? 1282 01:11:37,927 --> 01:11:40,129 HOW ABOUT HELPING US PICK UP YOUR FRIEND? 1283 01:11:40,129 --> 01:11:42,766 OR DOES SHE MAKE A FOOL OF YOU ON A REGULAR BASIS? 1284 01:11:42,766 --> 01:11:44,734 OR MAYBE WE SHOULD HOLD YOU, RAY. 1285 01:11:44,734 --> 01:11:46,970 THAT COULD BE ARRANGED. 1286 01:11:46,970 --> 01:11:48,538 YEAH. 1287 01:11:48,538 --> 01:11:50,540 WE COULD PUT THAT TOGETHER. 1288 01:11:59,082 --> 01:12:02,285 THEN IT'S GOT TO BE THIS GUY, THE BARTENDER. 1289 01:12:02,285 --> 01:12:04,421 WHAT'S HIS NAME? KNOBBY. 1290 01:12:04,421 --> 01:12:05,922 KNOBBY, RIGHT. 1291 01:12:05,922 --> 01:12:07,957 WHAT ABOUT THE POPE? 1292 01:12:07,957 --> 01:12:09,426 MAYBE HE SNUCK OVER-- 1293 01:12:09,426 --> 01:12:11,027 LOOK, THE-- 1294 01:12:14,731 --> 01:12:17,333 THESE CATS WERE INVOLVED IN SOMETHING 1295 01:12:17,333 --> 01:12:19,335 WORTH A LOT OF MONEY. 1296 01:12:19,335 --> 01:12:23,306 2 OF THEM ARE DEAD. ONE IS NOT. IT'S SIMPLE. 1297 01:12:23,306 --> 01:12:24,741 MM-HMM. 1298 01:12:24,741 --> 01:12:28,578 I LEFT KNOBBY'S APARTMENT WITH HALF A MILLION DOLLARS. 1299 01:12:30,146 --> 01:12:32,348 MADE WITH THOSE PLATES? 1300 01:12:34,984 --> 01:12:36,986 I FIGURE WE SPLIT IT 1301 01:12:36,986 --> 01:12:38,988 DOWN THE MIDDLE. 1302 01:12:38,988 --> 01:12:41,124 [POLICE RADIO] 1303 01:12:43,393 --> 01:12:45,595 WHAT'S GOING ON, RAY? 1304 01:12:50,400 --> 01:12:52,569 DID YOU ROLL ME OVER? 1305 01:12:57,373 --> 01:13:00,276 IN THE CLOVER, MY DARLING. 1306 01:13:00,276 --> 01:13:03,012 THEY'LL TAKE YOU WHEN WE COME OUT. 1307 01:13:05,782 --> 01:13:09,486 RAY, BABE, YOU KNOW I DON'T KILL PEOPLE. 1308 01:13:09,486 --> 01:13:12,789 IT'S OUT OF MY HANDS. 1309 01:13:16,493 --> 01:13:19,496 I'M NOT GOING BACK TO JAIL, 1310 01:13:19,496 --> 01:13:22,866 AND I WILL SPILL BLOOD BEFORE I DO. 1311 01:13:22,866 --> 01:13:25,869 BERNIE, JUST TELL THEM WHAT YOU KNOW. 1312 01:13:25,869 --> 01:13:28,705 MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT. THIS KNOBBY GUY-- 1313 01:13:28,705 --> 01:13:31,475 LOOK, GIVE ME A SHOT, RAY. 1314 01:13:31,475 --> 01:13:33,342 OK? JUST A SHOT. 1315 01:13:33,342 --> 01:13:35,211 AT WHAT? 1316 01:13:35,211 --> 01:13:37,481 JUST A SHOT. 1317 01:13:37,481 --> 01:13:40,116 WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 1318 01:13:40,116 --> 01:13:42,586 TO THE BATHROOM. 1319 01:13:49,926 --> 01:13:53,129 JUST REMEMBER, YOU STARTED THIS SHIT. 1320 01:14:00,303 --> 01:14:01,971 WHAT'S SHE DOING? 1321 01:14:01,971 --> 01:14:03,973 SHE WENT POTTY. 1322 01:14:27,296 --> 01:14:30,734 [ITALIAN OPERA MUSIC PLAYS] 1323 01:15:02,699 --> 01:15:04,768 THANK YOU, JESUS. 1324 01:15:21,951 --> 01:15:23,653 [HORN HONKS] 1325 01:15:27,156 --> 01:15:30,159 [SIREN] 1326 01:15:30,159 --> 01:15:31,995 AND THEY'RE OFF. 1327 01:15:51,981 --> 01:15:53,583 DAMN! 1328 01:15:55,752 --> 01:15:58,321 [MOTORCYCLE'S SIREN] 1329 01:16:18,942 --> 01:16:20,977 TRUST ME. 1330 01:16:52,241 --> 01:16:54,277 BREAK IT OFF. 1331 01:16:54,277 --> 01:16:55,712 NO. 1332 01:16:55,712 --> 01:16:57,313 COME ON, BREAK IT OFF! 1333 01:16:57,313 --> 01:16:58,682 NO! 1334 01:17:10,626 --> 01:17:11,961 BRAKE! 1335 01:17:14,330 --> 01:17:15,331 SHIT! 1336 01:17:25,474 --> 01:17:28,111 WE GOT HER. 1337 01:17:31,147 --> 01:17:33,182 HOLD ON. 1338 01:17:43,459 --> 01:17:44,928 DAMN IT! 1339 01:17:46,195 --> 01:17:47,897 HEY! HEY! 1340 01:17:53,136 --> 01:17:54,871 SHOOT HER! 1341 01:17:54,871 --> 01:17:56,572 I'M NOT GONNA SHOOT HER! 1342 01:17:56,572 --> 01:17:57,874 THEY'D SHOOT HER IN L.A. 1343 01:17:57,874 --> 01:17:59,342 WE'RE NOT IN L.A.! 1344 01:17:59,342 --> 01:18:01,811 CLEAR THE SIDEWALK. 1345 01:18:01,811 --> 01:18:04,247 GET YOUR BUTTS OUT OF THE WAY. 1346 01:18:04,247 --> 01:18:06,682 THE CITY OF SAN FRANCISCO THANKS YOU. 1347 01:18:06,682 --> 01:18:08,718 I THANK YOU, TOO. 1348 01:18:08,718 --> 01:18:10,954 GET OUT OF THE WAY! 1349 01:18:13,456 --> 01:18:14,457 MOVE! 1350 01:18:14,457 --> 01:18:16,459 POLICE OFFICERS! MOVE! MOVE! 1351 01:19:06,242 --> 01:19:08,244 AND I'LL TELL YOU ANOTHER THING. 1352 01:19:08,244 --> 01:19:11,747 YOU SHOULD HAVE LET ME KICK IN THE DOOR. 1353 01:19:14,250 --> 01:19:17,020 I'M SORRY, BUT I THINK THAT NEEDS SAYING. 1354 01:19:53,589 --> 01:19:55,859 WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF? 1355 01:19:55,859 --> 01:19:58,594 YOU GOT SOMETHING FOR US? 1356 01:19:58,594 --> 01:20:00,263 I GOT ROBBED, I SWEAR. 1357 01:20:00,263 --> 01:20:03,299 WE FINANCE YOU, AND YOU STIFF US? 1358 01:20:03,299 --> 01:20:07,036 I WAS ROBBED, MAN. SOMEBODY KILLED MY PARTNERS. 1359 01:20:07,036 --> 01:20:09,538 GET IN THE CAR. 1360 01:20:09,538 --> 01:20:11,574 MAYBE YOU KILLED THEM. 1361 01:20:11,574 --> 01:20:13,576 I'M BEGGING YOU, PLEASE! 1362 01:20:41,304 --> 01:20:43,239 GOOD NIGHT, CHARLIE. I DIDN'T DO IT, YOU KNOW. 1363 01:20:43,239 --> 01:20:44,273 YES, MA'AM. 1364 01:20:47,911 --> 01:20:52,581 I JUST WANT TO TAKE A BATH... 1365 01:20:52,581 --> 01:20:54,583 A NICE HOT BATH. 1366 01:20:56,319 --> 01:20:59,122 THAT'S ALL I EVER REALLY WANTED ANYWAY. 1367 01:21:03,159 --> 01:21:07,030 TV: FOLLOW THE LEADERS TO SUTTON. 1368 01:21:07,030 --> 01:21:11,800 TV: ANTHONY! ANTHONY! 1369 01:21:11,800 --> 01:21:14,237 ANTHONY MARQUINETTI LIVES IN BOSTON 1370 01:21:14,237 --> 01:21:16,272 IN THE ITALIAN NORTH END. 1371 01:21:16,272 --> 01:21:18,541 THE HOME OF THE PRINCE SPAGHETTI COMPANY... 1372 01:21:18,541 --> 01:21:21,477 GOOD GOD, I DIDN'T LEAVE THE TELEVISION ON 1373 01:21:21,477 --> 01:21:23,279 FOR 3 DAYS, DID I? 1374 01:21:23,279 --> 01:21:24,813 AAH! YOU! 1375 01:21:24,813 --> 01:21:26,349 HI, DOC. 1376 01:21:27,951 --> 01:21:29,953 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 1377 01:21:29,953 --> 01:21:31,354 FRANKLY, 1378 01:21:31,354 --> 01:21:34,523 I DIDN'T KNOW WHERE ELSE TO GO. 1379 01:21:34,523 --> 01:21:36,359 WHERE'S MY JEWELRY? 1380 01:21:36,359 --> 01:21:39,562 I DON'T KNOW. MAYBE YOU GOT IT. 1381 01:21:39,562 --> 01:21:41,697 CALL THE POLICE, CARSON. 1382 01:21:41,697 --> 01:21:43,566 NO, CARSON, DON'T. 1383 01:21:43,566 --> 01:21:45,935 WHY SHOULDN'T I? 1384 01:21:45,935 --> 01:21:49,838 BECAUSE I'M AT THE END OF MY ROPE. 1385 01:21:49,838 --> 01:21:51,674 THAT'S WHY. 1386 01:21:52,908 --> 01:21:54,944 WHAT IS IT YOU WANT? 1387 01:21:54,944 --> 01:21:57,380 I'D LIKE YOU TO TELL ME 1388 01:21:57,380 --> 01:21:59,848 EVERYTHING YOU KNOW ABOUT CHRISTOPHER, 1389 01:21:59,848 --> 01:22:01,750 STARTING WITH JUNIOR HIGH. 1390 01:22:01,750 --> 01:22:03,519 OH, PLEASE. 1391 01:22:03,519 --> 01:22:05,388 FINE. I'LL TELL YOU EVERYTHING I KNOW. 1392 01:22:05,388 --> 01:22:07,991 YOU KILLED HIM. WHAT ELSE IS THERE TO KNOW? 1393 01:22:07,991 --> 01:22:10,493 CHRISTOPHER WAS IN THE COUNTERFEITING BUSINESS. 1394 01:22:10,493 --> 01:22:11,294 WHAT? 1395 01:22:11,294 --> 01:22:13,862 LOOK, IT'S BEEN A TOUGH DAY. 1396 01:22:13,862 --> 01:22:16,799 TELL ME ABOUT IT. FIRST I THOUGHT 1397 01:22:16,799 --> 01:22:18,067 THIS ARTIST KILLED HIM, 1398 01:22:18,067 --> 01:22:20,403 BUT THEN THE ARTIST TURNED UP DEAD. 1399 01:22:20,403 --> 01:22:22,471 AND THEN I THOUGHT THIS BARTENDER KILLED HIM, 1400 01:22:22,471 --> 01:22:23,939 AND THEN THIS BARTENDER TURNED UP DEAD. 1401 01:22:23,939 --> 01:22:26,209 I SWEAR, EVERY TIME I THINK I FIGURED OUT 1402 01:22:26,209 --> 01:22:28,077 WHO KILLED THIS GUY, THEY END UP DEAD. 1403 01:22:28,077 --> 01:22:31,080 AND I AM RUNNING OUT OF SUSPECTS. 1404 01:22:31,080 --> 01:22:32,348 I SEE. UM, EXCUSE ME. 1405 01:22:32,348 --> 01:22:34,317 COULD I JUST INTERJECT A QUICK QUESTION HERE? 1406 01:22:34,317 --> 01:22:35,484 SURE. 1407 01:22:35,484 --> 01:22:39,955 WHO GIVES A SHIT? I JUST WANT A HOT BATH. 1408 01:22:39,955 --> 01:22:40,956 SO NOW, DOC, 1409 01:22:40,956 --> 01:22:42,825 I'M BACK TO YOU. 1410 01:22:42,825 --> 01:22:45,061 HAVE YOU SEEN MY BRIEFCASE LATELY? 1411 01:22:45,061 --> 01:22:46,095 WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING-- 1412 01:22:46,095 --> 01:22:47,363 WHAT THE HELL IS SHE-- 1413 01:22:47,363 --> 01:22:49,965 WOULD YOU DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS, CARSON? 1414 01:22:49,965 --> 01:22:51,500 NOW, LOOK, MISS. 1415 01:22:51,500 --> 01:22:52,501 [CLICK] 1416 01:22:55,304 --> 01:22:57,240 SEE, CHRISTOPHER WAS ROBBED. 1417 01:22:57,240 --> 01:22:59,175 WHOEVER ROBBED HIM TOOK MY BRIEFCASE 1418 01:22:59,175 --> 01:23:01,044 THINKING THAT THE COUNTERFEIT MONEY WAS IN THERE, 1419 01:23:01,044 --> 01:23:03,446 BUT IT WASN'T 'CAUSE THE BARTENDER HAD THAT. 1420 01:23:03,446 --> 01:23:06,449 JESUS, I CAN'T FOLLOW ANY OF THIS. 1421 01:23:06,449 --> 01:23:07,650 YOU CAN'T? 1422 01:23:07,650 --> 01:23:09,618 YOU DIDN'T SEEM TO HAVE ANY TROUBLE FOLLOWING MY ASS 1423 01:23:09,618 --> 01:23:11,920 TO CHRISTOPHER'S HOUSE THE NIGHT I BURGLARIZED IT. 1424 01:23:11,920 --> 01:23:14,690 THERE, YOU SEE, 1425 01:23:14,690 --> 01:23:16,392 SHE WAS THERE. 1426 01:23:16,392 --> 01:23:19,595 YES. BUT THEN SO WERE YOU. 1427 01:23:21,597 --> 01:23:23,099 WHAT? 1428 01:23:23,099 --> 01:23:25,934 COME ON, THAT WAS YOU IN THAT ROOM, 1429 01:23:25,934 --> 01:23:28,704 SCREWING THAT MAN'S PANTS OFF WHILE I HID IN THE CLOSET. 1430 01:23:28,704 --> 01:23:30,739 I BEG YOUR PARDON! 1431 01:23:30,739 --> 01:23:32,541 YOU WEAR MORE PERFUME 1432 01:23:32,541 --> 01:23:35,144 THAN ANY DENTIST I'VE EVER KNOWN. 1433 01:23:35,144 --> 01:23:38,447 THE ROOM REEKED OF IT. JOY, ISN'T IT? 1434 01:23:38,447 --> 01:23:40,015 YOU SLEPT WITH CHRISTOPHER? 1435 01:23:40,015 --> 01:23:42,585 Bernice: SLEPT WITH HIM? 1436 01:23:42,585 --> 01:23:45,421 HONEY, THE BITCH KNOCKED HOLES IN THE WALL. 1437 01:23:46,755 --> 01:23:49,158 OK! SO I DID. SO WHAT? 1438 01:23:49,158 --> 01:23:51,327 BIG DEAL. THERE'S A DISTINCT DIFFERENCE 1439 01:23:51,327 --> 01:23:53,329 BETWEEN KILLING PEOPLE AND FUCKING THEM. 1440 01:23:53,329 --> 01:23:55,298 TV: THIS IS A GRADE "A" CHICKEN... 1441 01:23:55,298 --> 01:23:57,066 TURN THIS DAMN THING OFF! 1442 01:23:57,066 --> 01:23:58,767 TV: THIS CHICKEN IS SKINNY. 1443 01:23:58,767 --> 01:24:00,669 LOOK... 1444 01:24:00,669 --> 01:24:03,772 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? GET AWAY FROM ME. 1445 01:24:05,040 --> 01:24:07,943 WHERE IS THE JEWELRY? 1446 01:24:07,943 --> 01:24:09,678 HA HA HA. LEAVE ME ALONE. 1447 01:24:09,678 --> 01:24:12,848 DID YOU HAVE SOMEONE KILL HIM FOR YOU? 1448 01:24:12,848 --> 01:24:14,483 NO. CARSON, WOULD YOU PLEASE-- 1449 01:24:14,483 --> 01:24:18,721 I HEARD A MAN'S VOICE, BUT YOU COULD FAKE THAT. 1450 01:24:18,721 --> 01:24:21,157 ABSOLUTELY NOT. CARSON! 1451 01:24:21,157 --> 01:24:23,326 TV: RAID! 1452 01:24:23,326 --> 01:24:25,194 AND NOW, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 1453 01:24:25,194 --> 01:24:29,665 HERE'S JOHNNY! 1454 01:24:29,665 --> 01:24:31,100 CARSON! 1455 01:24:31,100 --> 01:24:34,270 [TONIGHT SHOW THEME MUSIC PLAYS] 1456 01:24:37,039 --> 01:24:39,342 [TURNS TV OFF] 1457 01:24:39,342 --> 01:24:42,211 I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING. 1458 01:24:42,211 --> 01:24:46,182 ALL I WANTED WAS A LITTLE ROLL IN THE HAY 1459 01:24:46,182 --> 01:24:48,484 FOR OLD TIMES' SAKE... 1460 01:24:48,484 --> 01:24:51,086 BUT...YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE TO GO 1461 01:24:51,086 --> 01:24:53,889 TO THE ELECTRIC CHAIR FOR THAT. 1462 01:24:53,889 --> 01:24:56,091 IT'S NOT FAIR. 1463 01:24:56,091 --> 01:25:00,062 I THINK YOU'VE SAID ENOUGH, DON'T YOU? 1464 01:25:00,062 --> 01:25:02,097 IT'S NOT FAIR. 1465 01:25:02,097 --> 01:25:05,534 YEAH. I THINK I HAVE. 1466 01:25:05,534 --> 01:25:06,569 OH. 1467 01:25:06,569 --> 01:25:10,806 I'LL GET A LAWYER. I ALREADY HAVE A LAWYER. 1468 01:25:10,806 --> 01:25:12,175 Verrill: I DON'T KNOW WHO'S RESPONSIBLE 1469 01:25:12,175 --> 01:25:13,108 FOR DRAWING IT UP BUT I DON'T LIKE IT. 1470 01:25:13,108 --> 01:25:14,843 WE'LL NEVER WIN THE CASE 1471 01:25:14,843 --> 01:25:16,845 WITH WORK LIKE THAT. 1472 01:25:18,714 --> 01:25:20,716 EXCUSE ME A SECOND. 1473 01:25:22,117 --> 01:25:23,719 MAYOR FEINSTEIN? 1474 01:25:23,719 --> 01:25:24,720 MM-HMM. 1475 01:25:24,720 --> 01:25:26,722 I WONDER WHAT SHE WANTS. 1476 01:25:30,593 --> 01:25:32,528 HELLO? 1477 01:25:32,528 --> 01:25:35,831 I KNOW IT WAS YOU, ASSHOLE, 1478 01:25:35,831 --> 01:25:38,133 AND I CAN PROVE IT. 1479 01:25:38,133 --> 01:25:40,769 WHO IS THIS? 1480 01:25:40,769 --> 01:25:42,405 GUESS. 1481 01:25:42,405 --> 01:25:46,809 LOOK, I'M IN A VERY IMPORTANT MEETING. 1482 01:25:46,809 --> 01:25:49,578 I GOT A VERY IMPORTANT MEETING WITH THE COPS. 1483 01:25:49,578 --> 01:25:51,880 ABOUT WHAT? 1484 01:25:51,880 --> 01:25:53,382 YOU AND CHRISTOPHER. 1485 01:25:53,382 --> 01:25:55,218 WHAT ABOUT ME AND-- 1486 01:25:55,218 --> 01:25:57,753 WHAT ABOUT US? 1487 01:25:57,753 --> 01:25:59,422 OH, I KNOW EVERYTHING. 1488 01:25:59,422 --> 01:26:04,260 I'VE EVEN GOT A WITNESS, A GOOD FRIEND OF CHRISTOPHER'S. 1489 01:26:06,962 --> 01:26:09,465 OOP. GOT TO GO, COUNSELOR. 1490 01:26:09,465 --> 01:26:11,500 UH, NO, WAIT, UH... 1491 01:26:20,909 --> 01:26:23,679 LOOK...LOOK, I HAVE NO IDEA 1492 01:26:23,679 --> 01:26:25,648 WHAT THIS CONVERSATION IS ABOUT, 1493 01:26:25,648 --> 01:26:28,784 BUT, UH...WHAT IS IT THAT YOU WANT? 1494 01:26:28,784 --> 01:26:30,586 IT'S VERY EASY. 1495 01:26:30,586 --> 01:26:33,188 I WANT MY BAG BACK WITH EVERYTHING IN IT. 1496 01:26:33,188 --> 01:26:36,559 AND THEN WHAT? 1497 01:26:36,559 --> 01:26:39,795 I DON'T KNOW. TAKE A BOAT, MAYBE A PLANE, 1498 01:26:39,795 --> 01:26:41,597 GO VISIT ARGENTINA. 1499 01:26:41,597 --> 01:26:44,900 I'LL BE OUT OF HERE BY DARK. 1500 01:27:01,750 --> 01:27:04,620 WHERE WOULD YOU LIKE TO MEET ME? 1501 01:27:04,620 --> 01:27:09,692 STERN GROVE, 2:00, BY THE STAGE. BE THERE. 1502 01:27:14,096 --> 01:27:15,831 GOTCHA. 1503 01:28:15,558 --> 01:28:17,926 NICE WEATHER WE'RE HAVING, COUNSELOR. 1504 01:28:17,926 --> 01:28:19,562 WHERE'S THE GUN? 1505 01:28:19,562 --> 01:28:21,163 WHERE'S MY JEWELS? 1506 01:28:21,163 --> 01:28:22,465 DR. SHELDRAKE'S JEWELS. 1507 01:28:22,465 --> 01:28:25,368 I DON'T THINK SO, NOT AFTER ALL THIS SHIT. 1508 01:28:25,368 --> 01:28:28,036 FIRST, THE GUN. 1509 01:28:33,776 --> 01:28:34,943 THROW IT. 1510 01:28:34,943 --> 01:28:39,181 THROW IT? YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THESE THINGS COST? 1511 01:28:39,181 --> 01:28:42,485 THROW IT AS FAR AS YOU CAN. 1512 01:28:49,792 --> 01:28:50,859 SHIT. 1513 01:28:53,562 --> 01:28:55,197 WHERE'S MY STUFF? 1514 01:28:55,197 --> 01:28:57,800 IN THE TRUNK OF MY CAR. 1515 01:28:57,800 --> 01:28:59,134 GET IT. 1516 01:28:59,134 --> 01:29:02,471 FIRST YOU TELL ME WHAT YOU KNOW. 1517 01:29:04,206 --> 01:29:06,409 I KNOW EVERYTHING. 1518 01:29:07,543 --> 01:29:09,612 I KNOW YOU KILLED CHRISTOPHER, 1519 01:29:09,612 --> 01:29:11,346 AND I KNOW YOU KILLED THE ARTIST 1520 01:29:11,346 --> 01:29:12,347 'CAUSE HE KNEW YOU WERE INVOLVED. 1521 01:29:12,347 --> 01:29:13,449 I DID, HUH? 1522 01:29:13,449 --> 01:29:15,117 YES, COUNSELOR VERRILL. 1523 01:29:15,117 --> 01:29:16,619 LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING. 1524 01:29:16,619 --> 01:29:18,654 DO YOU THINK THAT I WOULD-- 1525 01:29:18,654 --> 01:29:20,355 A VERY SUCCESSFUL LAWYER 1526 01:29:20,355 --> 01:29:21,657 WITH A THRIVING LAW FIRM-- 1527 01:29:21,657 --> 01:29:22,991 WOULD GO AROUND KILLING PEOPLE 1528 01:29:22,991 --> 01:29:23,926 FOR COUNTERFEIT MONEY? 1529 01:29:23,926 --> 01:29:26,228 NO, I THINK THAT WAS AN AFTERTHOUGHT. 1530 01:29:26,228 --> 01:29:28,196 I THINK YOU KILLED CHRISTOPHER 1531 01:29:28,196 --> 01:29:29,498 BECAUSE YOU WERE IN LOVE WITH HIM. 1532 01:29:29,498 --> 01:29:31,634 I DIDN'T FIGURE THAT ONE OUT UNTIL LAST NIGHT. 1533 01:29:31,634 --> 01:29:33,969 SEE, I THOUGHT YOU WERE PISSED AT THE DOCTOR, 1534 01:29:33,969 --> 01:29:36,905 BUT YOU WERE PISSED AT CHRISTOPHER, WEREN'T YOU? 1535 01:29:36,905 --> 01:29:39,708 I HAVE A WIFE AND 3 CHILDREN. 1536 01:29:39,708 --> 01:29:41,644 ALL THE WORSE FOR THEM. 1537 01:29:41,644 --> 01:29:43,846 I NEVER EVEN KNEW CHRISTOPHER MARSHALL. 1538 01:29:43,846 --> 01:29:45,814 REALLY? FRANKIE! 1539 01:29:50,085 --> 01:29:52,120 WHO'S THIS? 1540 01:29:52,120 --> 01:29:53,656 THAT'S FRANKIE. 1541 01:29:53,656 --> 01:29:55,591 YOU KNOW FRANKIE. 1542 01:29:55,591 --> 01:29:57,826 SHE KNOWS YOU. 1543 01:30:02,097 --> 01:30:05,601 HERE'S JOHNNY. 1544 01:30:07,002 --> 01:30:08,537 I DON'T KNOW YOU. 1545 01:30:08,537 --> 01:30:09,538 SURE, YOU DO. 1546 01:30:09,538 --> 01:30:11,406 YOU'RE CHRISTOPHER'S FRIEND. 1547 01:30:11,406 --> 01:30:13,476 I'VE SEEN YOU TOGETHER A COUPLE OF TIMES. 1548 01:30:13,476 --> 01:30:15,478 THAT'S A GODDAMN LIE. 1549 01:30:15,478 --> 01:30:17,012 HE TOLD ME ALL ABOUT YOU. 1550 01:30:17,012 --> 01:30:21,684 I SLEPT WITH HIM, TOO, EVERY NOW AND THEN. 1551 01:30:21,684 --> 01:30:24,019 THIS IS PREPOSTEROUS. THIS IS ALL LIES. 1552 01:30:24,019 --> 01:30:25,488 WHAT DID HE TELL YOU? 1553 01:30:25,488 --> 01:30:27,823 YOU KNOW, THE WHOLE PLAN 1554 01:30:27,823 --> 01:30:32,127 ABOUT HOW YOU SORT OF FIGURED IT ALL OUT FOR HIM. 1555 01:30:32,127 --> 01:30:34,563 HE SAID, "THAT GODDAMN VERRILL, BOY, IS HE SMART. 1556 01:30:34,563 --> 01:30:36,932 "VERRILL THINKS WE SHOULD DO THIS 1557 01:30:36,932 --> 01:30:39,201 VERRILL THINKS WE SHOULD THAT--" 1558 01:30:39,201 --> 01:30:40,469 THAT'S ENOUGH. 1559 01:30:40,469 --> 01:30:42,304 BUT I DON'T THINK HE COMPLETELY TRUSTED YOU, 1560 01:30:42,304 --> 01:30:46,975 OR ELSE HE WOULDN'T HAVE RECORDED YOUR PILLOW TALK. 1561 01:30:52,114 --> 01:30:55,718 LOOK, NOBODY HAS TO KNOW ABOUT ANY OF THIS. 1562 01:30:55,718 --> 01:30:57,853 I'LL GO TO MY CAR. 1563 01:30:57,853 --> 01:30:59,121 THANK YOU. 1564 01:30:59,121 --> 01:31:01,724 CARSON, YOU WANT TO TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED TO THE MONEY 1565 01:31:01,724 --> 01:31:03,859 THE MAFIA GAVE KNOBBY? 1566 01:31:03,859 --> 01:31:06,729 UM, WELL, IT'S AT MY HOME. 1567 01:31:06,729 --> 01:31:10,265 GREAT. WE CAN PICK IT UP ON THE WAY TO THE AIRPORT. 1568 01:31:10,265 --> 01:31:11,500 ALL RIGHT. 1569 01:31:11,500 --> 01:31:15,337 HEY, MISTER, WHY DID YOU HAVE TO KILL HIM? 1570 01:31:15,337 --> 01:31:17,339 WHY? 1571 01:31:17,339 --> 01:31:19,141 BECAUSE... 1572 01:31:21,476 --> 01:31:23,946 BECAUSE... 1573 01:31:25,748 --> 01:31:27,750 BECAUSE...BECAUSE HE DIDN'T 1574 01:31:27,750 --> 01:31:29,918 GIVE A SHIT ABOUT ANYBODY! 1575 01:31:30,919 --> 01:31:32,755 OH, MY GOD. 1576 01:31:32,755 --> 01:31:35,490 EXPLAIN THIS, BITCH. 1577 01:31:36,825 --> 01:31:38,126 RAY! 1578 01:31:40,362 --> 01:31:43,365 I DIDN'T KNOW. I'M SORRY, FRANKIE. 1579 01:31:43,365 --> 01:31:45,367 IT DOESN'T HURT. 1580 01:31:45,367 --> 01:31:48,571 DOESN'T HURT MUCH AT ALL. 1581 01:31:51,774 --> 01:31:53,876 WELL, JESUS, I GUESS NOT. 1582 01:32:09,191 --> 01:32:10,826 [DOGS BARKING] 1583 01:32:13,862 --> 01:32:15,197 BANZAI! 1584 01:32:20,402 --> 01:32:22,871 [DOGS BARKING] 1585 01:32:24,372 --> 01:32:26,308 CARL, WHICH WAY DID HE GO? 1586 01:32:26,308 --> 01:32:28,110 THAT-A-WAY. 1587 01:32:50,165 --> 01:32:51,600 UH! 1588 01:32:54,536 --> 01:32:55,638 YOU FUCKING BITCH, 1589 01:32:55,638 --> 01:32:57,072 I'LL KILL YOU WITH MY BARE HANDS! 1590 01:32:57,072 --> 01:32:59,341 WHY? ARE YOU OUT OF ICE PICKS? 1591 01:32:59,341 --> 01:33:00,809 AH! 1592 01:33:05,347 --> 01:33:06,882 DAMN YOU! 1593 01:33:29,938 --> 01:33:31,439 OH! 1594 01:33:31,439 --> 01:33:34,476 BERNIE! BERNIE! 1595 01:33:34,476 --> 01:33:39,081 NO, THIS WAY! OVER HERE! 1596 01:34:04,807 --> 01:34:07,843 BERNIE! BERNIE! 1597 01:34:07,843 --> 01:34:11,714 BERNIE! BERNIE! 1598 01:34:21,523 --> 01:34:23,926 BERNIE! 1599 01:34:30,598 --> 01:34:36,805 SO, MR. I-CAN-DUMP-YOU-IN-THE- POOL-ANYTIME-I-FEEL-LIKE-IT, 1600 01:34:36,805 --> 01:34:39,141 WHERE THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING NOW? 1601 01:34:39,141 --> 01:34:40,275 COME HERE. 1602 01:34:43,245 --> 01:34:46,314 YEAH. COME HERE. BOY, I'M PISSED AT YOU. 1603 01:34:46,314 --> 01:34:48,083 COME ON. 1604 01:34:48,083 --> 01:34:51,419 NOW YOUR ASS IS GRASS. 1605 01:34:54,089 --> 01:34:55,390 UH! GOD! 1606 01:35:03,398 --> 01:35:05,167 BERNIE! 1607 01:35:07,302 --> 01:35:09,037 BERNIE! 1608 01:35:13,708 --> 01:35:14,977 BERNIE! 1609 01:35:14,977 --> 01:35:18,313 Bernie: CARL. CARL, QUIT YELLING. OVER HERE. 1610 01:35:22,117 --> 01:35:25,320 YOU RUINED MY LIFE, MY 'DO, 1611 01:35:25,320 --> 01:35:28,056 AND MY MANILOW TAPES. 1612 01:35:28,056 --> 01:35:29,124 BERNIE! 1613 01:35:29,124 --> 01:35:31,326 YEAH, I'M HERE, I'M HERE. 1614 01:35:32,995 --> 01:35:35,330 BERNIE, YOU'RE OK! 1615 01:35:35,330 --> 01:35:37,332 HA HA! HA HA HA! 1616 01:35:37,332 --> 01:35:39,334 CARL, CARL, CALM DOWN. 1617 01:35:39,334 --> 01:35:40,735 BREATHE. BREATHE. 1618 01:35:40,735 --> 01:35:42,537 CHILL. 1619 01:35:42,537 --> 01:35:44,606 WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR HEAD? 1620 01:35:44,606 --> 01:35:46,208 WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR NOSE? 1621 01:35:46,208 --> 01:35:47,109 IT'S ALL RIGHT. 1622 01:35:47,109 --> 01:35:48,510 DID YOU GET EVERYTHING ON THE TAPE? 1623 01:35:48,510 --> 01:35:51,246 OH, YEAH. OH, YEAH. 1624 01:35:51,246 --> 01:35:54,817 I ALSO POPPED THE TRUNK OF HIS CAR. 1625 01:35:54,817 --> 01:35:56,551 YOU STOPPED TO DO THAT 1626 01:35:56,551 --> 01:35:57,719 AND DIDN'T COME TO HELP ME? 1627 01:35:57,719 --> 01:35:59,888 FIRST THINGS FIRST, MY DARLING. 1628 01:35:59,888 --> 01:36:01,756 CARL, COME HERE. 1629 01:36:01,756 --> 01:36:03,358 NOW, LOOK. 1630 01:36:03,358 --> 01:36:05,160 NOW, IF HE MOVES 1631 01:36:05,160 --> 01:36:07,762 OR EVEN LOOKS LIKE HE'S GONNA WAKE UP, 1632 01:36:07,762 --> 01:36:09,364 CROWN HIM. 1633 01:36:09,364 --> 01:36:10,966 OK. 1634 01:36:12,567 --> 01:36:15,770 WASN'T ANYTHING ON THE TAPE ABOUT THE JEWELRY? 1635 01:36:15,770 --> 01:36:17,272 NOT THAT I RECORDED. 1636 01:36:17,272 --> 01:36:18,874 [BANGING] 1637 01:36:18,874 --> 01:36:20,642 CARL. CARL! 1638 01:36:20,642 --> 01:36:23,778 CARL, I SAID ONLY IF HE WAKES UP. 1639 01:36:23,778 --> 01:36:24,779 I THOUGHT I SAW HIM MOVE, 1640 01:36:24,779 --> 01:36:26,781 LIKE, JUST A LITTLE BIT. 1641 01:36:26,781 --> 01:36:28,283 YEAH. 1642 01:36:30,152 --> 01:36:32,587 I GOT TO STOP DOING THIS SHIT. 1643 01:36:32,587 --> 01:36:34,622 YEAH, SURE, BERNIE, SURE. 1644 01:36:34,622 --> 01:36:35,757 NO, REALLY. 1645 01:36:35,757 --> 01:36:37,926 IT'S IN YOUR BLOOD. YOU CAN'T QUIT. 1646 01:36:37,926 --> 01:36:39,928 TAKE IT FROM SOMEBODY WHO KNOWS. 1647 01:36:39,928 --> 01:36:42,330 OH, REALLY, MR. I'M-A- DETECTIVE-IN-A-CHINTZY-COAT- 1648 01:36:42,330 --> 01:36:43,932 WITH-A-RETIREMENT-PLAN, REALLY? 1649 01:36:43,932 --> 01:36:46,001 REALLY, MY LOVE. 1650 01:36:46,001 --> 01:36:49,071 SAY, THERE, RAY, YOU'RE KIND OF CUTE. 1651 01:36:49,071 --> 01:36:50,072 HEY, GOD DAMN IT. 1652 01:36:50,072 --> 01:36:51,806 I COULD GET BEHIND YOU. 1653 01:36:51,806 --> 01:36:53,808 BERNIE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 1654 01:36:53,808 --> 01:36:55,010 I WANT TO TALK TO YOU, RAY. 1655 01:36:55,010 --> 01:36:56,178 I WANT TO GET UP IN YOUR FACE. 1656 01:36:56,178 --> 01:36:57,712 AS A MATTER OF FACT, I THINK I'M GONNA 1657 01:36:57,712 --> 01:36:59,247 GET UP IN YOUR FACE 1658 01:36:59,247 --> 01:37:01,083 AND TELL YOU THIS TO YOUR MUG. 1659 01:37:01,083 --> 01:37:03,718 KEEP YOUR BEHIND OUT OF MY BOOKSTORE 1660 01:37:03,718 --> 01:37:05,353 BECAUSE I KNOW YOU CAN'T READ. 1661 01:37:05,353 --> 01:37:06,922 BERNIE, I THOUGHT WE WERE A TEAM. 1662 01:37:06,922 --> 01:37:08,223 TEAM THIS, HONEY. 1663 01:37:08,223 --> 01:37:11,093 HEY, GET OFF ME AND GO GET CARL 1664 01:37:11,093 --> 01:37:12,360 BEFORE HE KILLS THAT GUY. 1665 01:37:12,360 --> 01:37:13,695 I'M NOT GOING BACK OVER THERE. 1666 01:37:13,695 --> 01:37:15,297 I JUST CAME OUT OF THE WATER... 1667 01:37:20,368 --> 01:37:24,672 * ANYTIME MY EYES ARE TELLIN' YOU A STORY * 1668 01:37:24,672 --> 01:37:26,508 * THERE'S A HAPPY ENDIN' * 1669 01:37:29,644 --> 01:37:31,113 * BUT WHAT YOU MIGHT HEAR * 1670 01:37:31,113 --> 01:37:36,584 * ISN'T ALWAYS WHAT I'M SAYIN' TO YOU * 1671 01:37:36,584 --> 01:37:38,386 * OH, YEAH * 1672 01:37:38,386 --> 01:37:41,856 * WHEN YOU READ MY LIPS, YOU'RE TAKIN' INVENTORY * 1673 01:37:41,856 --> 01:37:45,260 * SO I KEEP PRETENDIN' * 1674 01:37:47,129 --> 01:37:48,863 * OH, I NEED * 1675 01:37:48,863 --> 01:37:50,332 * TIME OUT * 1676 01:37:50,332 --> 01:37:53,535 * HOW DID I GET IN THIS FIX, BABY? * 1677 01:37:53,535 --> 01:37:54,569 * TIME OUT * 1678 01:37:54,569 --> 01:37:57,872 * THE FATES ARE UP TO THEIR TRICKS * 1679 01:37:57,872 --> 01:37:59,307 * TIME OUT * 1680 01:37:59,307 --> 01:38:04,079 * I'M OUT ON A LIMB, I SINK OR SWIM * 1681 01:38:04,079 --> 01:38:10,652 * TIME OUT 'CAUSE I'M TAKIN' LEAVE * 1682 01:38:14,889 --> 01:38:17,492 * THINK OF LIFE * 1683 01:38:17,492 --> 01:38:19,894 * AS A TIGHTROPE * 1684 01:38:19,894 --> 01:38:24,032 * THERE'S ONE WAY IN OR OUT * 1685 01:38:24,032 --> 01:38:28,836 * I COULD FALL IF I CAN'T COPE * 1686 01:38:28,836 --> 01:38:31,673 * BUT I'M STAYIN' ON MY TOES * 1687 01:38:33,241 --> 01:38:34,576 * DON'T GIVE UP * 1688 01:38:34,576 --> 01:38:35,677 * DON'T GIVE UP * 1689 01:38:35,677 --> 01:38:37,445 * TILL IT'S OVER * 1690 01:38:37,445 --> 01:38:38,313 * OVER * 1691 01:38:38,313 --> 01:38:40,382 * WHAT I SHOULD DO * 1692 01:38:40,382 --> 01:38:43,718 * IS THINK THIS WHOLE THING THROUGH * 1693 01:38:43,718 --> 01:38:45,053 * TIME OUT * 1694 01:38:45,053 --> 01:38:48,123 * SOME DAYS YOU'VE GOT TO THINK FAST * 1695 01:38:48,123 --> 01:38:49,457 * TIME OUT * 1696 01:38:49,457 --> 01:38:52,794 * YOU HOPE YOUR LUCK'S GONNA LAST * 1697 01:38:52,794 --> 01:38:54,129 * TIME OUT * 1698 01:38:54,129 --> 01:38:58,666 * I'M OUT ON A LIMB, I SINK OR SWIM * 1699 01:38:58,666 --> 01:39:01,970 * TIME OUT 'CAUSE I'M CASHIN' IN, BABY * 1700 01:39:01,970 --> 01:39:03,471 * TIME OUT * 1701 01:39:03,471 --> 01:39:06,574 * HOW DID I GET IN THIS FIX? * 1702 01:39:06,574 --> 01:39:07,976 * TIME OUT * 1703 01:39:07,976 --> 01:39:11,013 * THE FATES ARE UP TO THEIR TRICKS * 1704 01:39:11,013 --> 01:39:12,414 * TIME OUT * 1705 01:39:12,414 --> 01:39:17,152 * I'M OUT ON A LIMB, I SINK OR SWIM * 1706 01:39:17,152 --> 01:39:20,388 * TIME OUT 'CAUSE I'M CASHIN' IN * 1707 01:39:37,205 --> 01:39:39,107 * TIME OUT * 1708 01:40:08,136 --> 01:40:09,537 * TIME OUT * 1709 01:40:09,537 --> 01:40:12,807 * SOME DAYS YOU'VE GOT TO THINK FAST * 1710 01:40:12,807 --> 01:40:14,076 * TIME OUT * 1711 01:40:14,076 --> 01:40:17,212 * YOU HOPE YOUR LUCK'S GONNA LAST * 1712 01:40:17,212 --> 01:40:18,546 * TIME OUT * 1713 01:40:18,546 --> 01:40:23,351 * I'M OUT ON A LIMB, I SINK OR SWIM * 1714 01:40:23,351 --> 01:40:26,554 * TIME OUT 'CAUSE I'M CASHIN' IN, BABY * 1715 01:40:26,554 --> 01:40:27,589 * TIME OUT * 1716 01:40:27,589 --> 01:40:31,025 * OH, HOW DID I GET IN THIS FIX? * 1717 01:40:31,025 --> 01:40:32,260 * TIME OUT * 1718 01:40:32,260 --> 01:40:35,630 * THE FATES ARE UP TO THEIR TRICKS * 1719 01:40:35,630 --> 01:40:36,764 * TIME OUT * 1720 01:40:36,764 --> 01:40:41,636 * OH, I'M OUT ON A LIMB, I SINK OR SWIM * 1721 01:40:41,636 --> 01:40:48,076 * TIME OUT 'CAUSE I'M CASHIN' IN * 1722 01:40:48,076 --> 01:40:49,244 * OH, NO * 1723 01:40:49,244 --> 01:40:50,478 * TIME OUT * 1724 01:40:53,047 --> 01:40:57,485 * HEAVEN ONLY KNOWS WHAT I CAN DO NOW * 1725 01:40:57,485 --> 01:41:01,723 * HEAVEN ONLY KNOWS I SHOULD CUT THIS OUT * 1726 01:41:01,723 --> 01:41:04,526 * SO I TURN AROUND AND ASK MYSELF * 1727 01:41:04,526 --> 01:41:06,628 * WHAT THIS WORLD IS ALL ABOUT * 1728 01:41:06,628 --> 01:41:11,333 * HEAVEN ONLY KNOWS I SHOULD CUT THIS OUT * 1729 01:41:11,333 --> 01:41:15,703 * HEAVEN ONLY KNOWS I CAN'T DO WITHOUT * 1730 01:41:15,703 --> 01:41:20,074 * HEAVEN ONLY KNOWS I SHOULD CUT THIS OUT * 1731 01:41:20,074 --> 01:41:22,677 * AND I TURN AROUND AND ASK MYSELF * 1732 01:41:22,677 --> 01:41:25,180 * WHAT THIS WORLD IS ALL ABOUT * 1733 01:41:25,180 --> 01:41:29,451 * HEAVEN ONLY KNOWS I SHOULD CUT THIS OUT * 1734 01:41:29,451 --> 01:41:34,156 * HEAVEN ONLY KNOWS I CAN'T DO WITHOUT * 1735 01:41:34,156 --> 01:41:39,026 * HEAVEN ONLY KNOWS I SHOULD CUT THIS OUT * 1736 01:41:39,026 --> 01:41:41,829 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS. 1737 01:41:41,829 --> 01:41:45,433 CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE --www.ncicap.org--