1 00:00:05,358 --> 00:00:08,213 Hey Deej, wait until you see the prom dress I just bought. 2 00:00:08,237 --> 00:00:09,672 It is so me. 3 00:00:09,696 --> 00:00:11,758 Is that a good thing? 4 00:00:11,782 --> 00:00:13,384 Are you kidding? 5 00:00:13,408 --> 00:00:16,637 Well, of course I haven't bought the batteries yet. 6 00:00:16,661 --> 00:00:18,598 Duane is gonna love it. 7 00:00:18,622 --> 00:00:21,642 Wow, you have a date and a dress. 8 00:00:21,666 --> 00:00:23,770 So far my prom is looking like a bag of chips 9 00:00:23,794 --> 00:00:26,147 and our remote control. 10 00:00:26,171 --> 00:00:28,524 Deej, you spend your whole year dating Nelson and Viper. 11 00:00:28,548 --> 00:00:30,735 Nobody knows you're available. 12 00:00:30,759 --> 00:00:32,278 I'll put the word out. 13 00:00:32,302 --> 00:00:34,530 You're not gonna do anything tacky, are you? 14 00:00:34,554 --> 00:00:36,407 Of course not. 15 00:00:36,431 --> 00:00:38,701 Let me borrow your magic marker. 16 00:00:38,725 --> 00:00:41,704 Kimmy, I don't want my name on a locker room wall. 17 00:00:41,728 --> 00:00:43,581 Right, initials and phone number. 18 00:00:43,605 --> 00:00:46,283 No, Kimmy! Kimmy! Kimmy, give it back! 19 00:00:48,568 --> 00:00:51,296 ♪ Everywhere you look everywhere you go ♪ 20 00:00:51,320 --> 00:00:53,716 ♪ There's a heart ♪ 21 00:00:53,740 --> 00:00:56,136 ♪ A hand to hold on to ♪ 22 00:00:56,160 --> 00:00:58,972 ♪ Everywhere you look everywhere you go ♪ 23 00:00:58,996 --> 00:01:00,723 ♪ There's a place ♪ 24 00:01:00,747 --> 00:01:03,851 ♪ Of somebody who needs you ♪ 25 00:01:03,875 --> 00:01:06,813 ♪ Everywhere you look ♪ 26 00:01:06,837 --> 00:01:08,856 ♪ When you're lost out there ♪ 27 00:01:08,880 --> 00:01:10,900 ♪ And you're all alone ♪ 28 00:01:10,924 --> 00:01:12,986 ♪ A light is waitin' ♪ 29 00:01:13,010 --> 00:01:16,030 ♪ To carry you home ♪ 30 00:01:16,054 --> 00:01:17,897 ♪ Everywhere you look ♪ 31 00:01:19,975 --> 00:01:21,734 ♪ Everywhere you look ♪♪ 32 00:01:41,608 --> 00:01:44,795 'Heels down, Michelle, look up and open up your shoulders.' 33 00:01:44,819 --> 00:01:46,255 'Look at your fence and give your pony' 34 00:01:46,279 --> 00:01:48,006 'enough time to see that fence.' 35 00:01:48,030 --> 00:01:50,666 'Good, open up your shoulders, look up.' 36 00:01:51,742 --> 00:01:54,346 'Good.' 37 00:01:54,370 --> 00:01:56,014 Hey Michelle, you're doing great. 38 00:01:56,038 --> 00:01:57,349 Thanks. 39 00:01:57,373 --> 00:01:58,601 You see, all those quarters 40 00:01:58,625 --> 00:01:59,977 we pumped into that little horse 41 00:02:00,001 --> 00:02:02,813 in front of the supermarket really paid off. 42 00:02:02,837 --> 00:02:06,432 I'd be even better if I didn't have to share time with Joey. 43 00:02:10,595 --> 00:02:12,313 'Okay, Michelle, heels down..' 44 00:02:17,393 --> 00:02:19,663 Hey, well, let's see.. 45 00:02:19,687 --> 00:02:23,000 Riding hat, riding pants, riding boots. 46 00:02:23,024 --> 00:02:26,128 Wild guess. You were riding? 47 00:02:26,152 --> 00:02:27,796 And jumping. 48 00:02:27,820 --> 00:02:29,423 She did great. I don't know, Becky 49 00:02:29,447 --> 00:02:30,966 there's something about being around horses 50 00:02:30,990 --> 00:02:32,510 that just makes you wanna 51 00:02:32,534 --> 00:02:35,753 shower and shower again. 52 00:02:37,746 --> 00:02:39,391 - Hey, Aunt Becky. - Hey, Steph. 53 00:02:39,415 --> 00:02:41,519 You're usually home from school before this. 54 00:02:41,543 --> 00:02:43,646 Well, I stayed late to work on my scene for drama class. 55 00:02:43,670 --> 00:02:45,272 It's so cool. 56 00:02:45,296 --> 00:02:47,566 We're doing the balcony scene from "Romeo and Juliet." 57 00:02:47,590 --> 00:02:50,152 And I'm Juliet, and Andrew Berkley is my Romeo. 58 00:02:50,176 --> 00:02:51,654 He's a total babe. 59 00:02:51,678 --> 00:02:54,031 You know, I did that play in junior-high. 60 00:02:54,055 --> 00:02:55,949 It wasn't a lot of fun though. 61 00:02:55,973 --> 00:02:58,567 Well, I went to an all-girl's school. 62 00:03:00,102 --> 00:03:03,781 In fact, I was Romeo. 63 00:03:04,773 --> 00:03:06,335 Well you see, the only problem is 64 00:03:06,359 --> 00:03:08,045 whenever we get to the kissing part 65 00:03:08,069 --> 00:03:09,463 he just stops. 66 00:03:09,487 --> 00:03:12,424 That's because you have dry lips. 67 00:03:12,448 --> 00:03:15,135 Excuse me, but I do not have dry lips. 68 00:03:15,159 --> 00:03:21,225 Oh, yeah? They look like two sun-dried Gummy Bears. 69 00:03:21,249 --> 00:03:24,760 Steph, don't listen to her, your lips aren't.. 70 00:03:27,547 --> 00:03:31,600 You might wanna think about breathing through your nose. 71 00:03:32,385 --> 00:03:35,145 Chap Stick, I need Chap Stick. 72 00:03:36,055 --> 00:03:39,034 Hey, Beck, guess what two whacky DJ's 73 00:03:39,058 --> 00:03:42,287 have an audition for their own late-night whacky TV-show? 74 00:03:42,311 --> 00:03:44,998 Casey Kasem and Howard Stern? 75 00:03:45,022 --> 00:03:47,751 No, and no. I will give you a hint. 76 00:03:47,775 --> 00:03:49,961 One of them is the father of your children. 77 00:03:49,985 --> 00:03:53,048 But I said Howard Stern. 78 00:03:53,072 --> 00:03:54,717 No, it's us. 79 00:03:54,741 --> 00:03:55,967 We came up with a great concept. 80 00:03:55,991 --> 00:03:57,261 Joey, tell her. 81 00:03:57,285 --> 00:03:58,637 You see, Beck.. 82 00:03:58,661 --> 00:04:00,681 each week we'll go to an unusual location 83 00:04:00,705 --> 00:04:04,560 and meet with unusual people, with unusual jobs. 84 00:04:04,584 --> 00:04:07,020 We'll get to experience just what it's like to be.. 85 00:04:07,044 --> 00:04:08,804 ...unusual! 86 00:04:10,881 --> 00:04:13,809 Oh, I think you pretty much got that part down. 87 00:04:15,595 --> 00:04:18,282 You see, for our audition, we're gonna tag-team wrestle 88 00:04:18,306 --> 00:04:21,817 Sven and Ingemar, the Swedish Spleen Stampers. 89 00:04:23,185 --> 00:04:25,080 Here's something, Jess, if we're gonna be on live TV 90 00:04:25,104 --> 00:04:28,792 with professional wrestlers, I better go find my tights. 91 00:04:28,816 --> 00:04:31,744 Cause if not, I'm gonna have to shave my legs. 92 00:04:33,195 --> 00:04:35,081 God, I hope he finds 'em. 93 00:04:36,865 --> 00:04:38,343 Well, honey, I think that this is great 94 00:04:38,367 --> 00:04:40,721 but are you sure you have time for another project? 95 00:04:40,745 --> 00:04:42,556 Honey, we're talking about my own TV show here. 96 00:04:42,580 --> 00:04:44,516 Yeah, I know, but you already have your own radio show 97 00:04:44,540 --> 00:04:46,893 your own band, your own club, and your own kids 98 00:04:46,917 --> 00:04:48,312 and your own wife who likes to see you 99 00:04:48,336 --> 00:04:50,105 more than 12 minutes a day. 100 00:04:50,129 --> 00:04:52,932 Well, there's some things we'll always have time for. 101 00:04:57,094 --> 00:04:59,698 'Hey Jess! Can I borrow your razor?' 102 00:04:59,722 --> 00:05:01,482 Gotta go. 103 00:05:06,854 --> 00:05:08,165 Hey, Deej, great news. 104 00:05:08,189 --> 00:05:09,667 I've had a healthy response to my search 105 00:05:09,691 --> 00:05:11,669 to find you Mr. Right. 106 00:05:11,693 --> 00:05:13,535 Call it in, boys! 107 00:05:24,872 --> 00:05:28,425 Kimmy, what did you do, raid a "Star Trek" convention? 108 00:05:31,879 --> 00:05:33,857 Hey, don't start getting picky now. 109 00:05:33,881 --> 00:05:37,101 By the way, are you a stickler for stuff like personal hygiene? 110 00:05:37,885 --> 00:05:40,155 Call me weird, but yes. 111 00:05:40,179 --> 00:05:43,565 Rats! Bachelors two and five, hit the showers. 112 00:05:46,227 --> 00:05:48,831 Congratulations, Kimmy, you've hit an all-time low. 113 00:05:48,855 --> 00:05:50,666 Come on, Deej, at least talk to them. 114 00:05:50,690 --> 00:05:51,916 You've got nothing to lose. 115 00:05:51,940 --> 00:05:53,460 Except my dignity. 116 00:05:53,484 --> 00:05:54,952 That's the attitude! 117 00:05:57,154 --> 00:05:58,831 So.. 118 00:06:01,826 --> 00:06:04,054 Try not to startle them. 119 00:06:04,078 --> 00:06:07,381 Um, have any of you guys ever been to a dance? 120 00:06:09,542 --> 00:06:10,968 With a woman? 121 00:06:13,755 --> 00:06:15,556 Who wasn't in your family? 122 00:06:20,052 --> 00:06:23,490 Okay, thank you. We'll get back to you. 123 00:06:23,514 --> 00:06:25,024 Okay, boys, haul it back out. 124 00:06:25,932 --> 00:06:27,202 Where are you going? 125 00:06:27,226 --> 00:06:28,579 I'm driving the van. 126 00:06:28,603 --> 00:06:30,529 I gotta get 'em back for their allergy shots. 127 00:06:38,987 --> 00:06:41,216 - Hi. - Hi. 128 00:06:41,240 --> 00:06:42,593 My name is Elizabeth. 129 00:06:42,617 --> 00:06:46,221 And that's my horse, Sir Reginald the Third. 130 00:06:46,245 --> 00:06:48,139 I am Michelle. 131 00:06:48,163 --> 00:06:52,102 And this is my horse, Old Pepper Mill, the rented. 132 00:06:52,126 --> 00:06:55,105 Are you going to be in the jumping competition next week? 133 00:06:55,129 --> 00:06:56,815 It's really cool. 134 00:06:56,839 --> 00:06:58,066 Sounds like fun. 135 00:06:58,090 --> 00:06:59,777 What do you think, Pepper Mill? 136 00:06:59,801 --> 00:07:02,477 If you like the idea, just stand there. 137 00:07:06,014 --> 00:07:08,034 He loves it. 138 00:07:08,058 --> 00:07:09,818 Great! I'll see you there. 139 00:07:14,732 --> 00:07:18,160 Hey, honey, you were fantastic out there. 140 00:07:19,278 --> 00:07:20,756 You know what, I think maybe you missed a spot. 141 00:07:20,780 --> 00:07:22,414 Let me please. 142 00:07:25,451 --> 00:07:27,053 When you're done with that horse 143 00:07:27,077 --> 00:07:29,337 could you comb out my little girl's? 144 00:07:30,289 --> 00:07:32,309 I'm a parent, not a groomer. 145 00:07:32,333 --> 00:07:36,262 Oh, I'm sorry, you just had the air of stable help. 146 00:07:39,799 --> 00:07:42,559 In that case, I'll take the dollar, thank you. 147 00:07:45,429 --> 00:07:46,615 Dad, guess what. 148 00:07:46,639 --> 00:07:49,200 There's a jumping contest next week. 149 00:07:49,224 --> 00:07:51,202 And I really wanna be in it. 150 00:07:51,226 --> 00:07:55,332 So does Pepper Mill, he practically begged me. 151 00:07:55,356 --> 00:07:58,084 I don't know, Michelle, you just started jumping. 152 00:07:58,108 --> 00:07:59,294 To enter one of those contests 153 00:07:59,318 --> 00:08:01,421 you need a whole formal riding outfit. 154 00:08:01,445 --> 00:08:02,547 That costs a lot of money. 155 00:08:02,571 --> 00:08:04,081 I don't mind. 156 00:08:04,782 --> 00:08:06,510 Yeah, I'm sure you don't. 157 00:08:06,534 --> 00:08:08,345 But before I make that kind of commitment, I wanna make sure 158 00:08:08,369 --> 00:08:10,889 you're gonna stick with riding longer than you stuck with 159 00:08:10,913 --> 00:08:13,590 ballet, and soccer, and raising sea monkeys. 160 00:08:15,083 --> 00:08:18,188 I think you're making a very wise decision. 161 00:08:18,212 --> 00:08:20,649 Thank you. I 'm sure as a parent, you'll understand. 162 00:08:20,673 --> 00:08:22,066 Oh, absolutely. 163 00:08:22,090 --> 00:08:25,028 Losing a competition can be very traumatic 164 00:08:25,052 --> 00:08:26,895 for a young child. 165 00:08:29,974 --> 00:08:33,537 I think you're missing my little parenting point here. 166 00:08:33,561 --> 00:08:35,831 Now, this isn't about winning or losing. 167 00:08:35,855 --> 00:08:37,541 Of course it isn't. 168 00:08:37,565 --> 00:08:40,126 Especially if you're losing. 169 00:08:40,150 --> 00:08:43,087 You wouldn't wanna get her hopes up for nothing. 170 00:08:43,111 --> 00:08:45,590 I-I don't know if you saw Michelle riding out there 171 00:08:45,614 --> 00:08:47,718 but if she entered the competition, she could win. 172 00:08:47,742 --> 00:08:51,095 Enjoy your little fantasy, because in reality 173 00:08:51,119 --> 00:08:54,589 my Elizabeth wins this competition every year. 174 00:08:55,583 --> 00:08:57,435 Oh, really? Well, not this year. 175 00:08:57,459 --> 00:08:59,887 Because Michelle Tanner is gonna kick your butt. 176 00:09:04,008 --> 00:09:05,610 Come along, Elizabeth. 177 00:09:05,634 --> 00:09:08,436 This is why you don't go to public school. 178 00:09:11,139 --> 00:09:13,451 Come along, Michelle, we're going shopping. 179 00:09:13,475 --> 00:09:14,995 But dad, I thought you don't want to spend 180 00:09:15,019 --> 00:09:16,663 all that money on new stuff. 181 00:09:16,687 --> 00:09:19,499 Yes, but that's before I was just reminded how much money 182 00:09:19,523 --> 00:09:22,076 we're gonna save by sending you just to public school. 183 00:09:32,975 --> 00:09:34,569 - Hey. - 'Hey, dad.' 184 00:09:35,603 --> 00:09:38,531 Oh, camera and a saddle. Big date tonight? 185 00:09:39,481 --> 00:09:41,126 No. 186 00:09:41,150 --> 00:09:43,461 This saddle is gonna be ridden by the best-dressed rider 187 00:09:43,485 --> 00:09:46,090 in the Bayview Junior Equestrian Competition. 188 00:09:46,114 --> 00:09:48,874 I proudly give you the lovely Michelle Tanner. 189 00:09:54,330 --> 00:09:55,682 Wow, Michelle. 190 00:09:55,706 --> 00:09:57,226 Hey, if we gave you a lantern 191 00:09:57,250 --> 00:09:59,427 you could stand out on the front lawn. 192 00:10:00,836 --> 00:10:02,606 Thanks for buying me all this stuff, dad 193 00:10:02,630 --> 00:10:04,024 but what if I don't win? 194 00:10:04,048 --> 00:10:05,150 Don't worry about it, sweetheart. 195 00:10:05,174 --> 00:10:06,193 Winning is not everything. 196 00:10:06,217 --> 00:10:07,652 I'm glad to hear that. 197 00:10:07,676 --> 00:10:09,905 Yeah, as long as you beat that Elizabeth girl 198 00:10:09,929 --> 00:10:11,772 with that loud mouth mother. 199 00:10:13,849 --> 00:10:16,110 I-I-I'll get that. 200 00:10:17,812 --> 00:10:19,238 Michelle, scram. 201 00:10:21,816 --> 00:10:24,368 - Oh. Hi, Andrew. Come in. - Hi. 202 00:10:25,987 --> 00:10:28,966 So, um, you all ready to rehearse a little Shakespeare? 203 00:10:28,990 --> 00:10:31,135 You bet. I've been reading the play all day. 204 00:10:31,159 --> 00:10:32,469 Yeah. Me too. 205 00:10:32,493 --> 00:10:33,637 Do you understand it? 206 00:10:33,661 --> 00:10:35,671 - Not a word. - Me, neither. 207 00:10:36,914 --> 00:10:38,434 Michelle. I said "out." 208 00:10:38,458 --> 00:10:40,102 Why do I have to leave? 209 00:10:40,126 --> 00:10:41,979 Because I said so. 210 00:10:42,003 --> 00:10:44,597 You know, Steph, it might be a good idea to have an audience. 211 00:10:45,256 --> 00:10:47,734 Exactly what I was thinking. 212 00:10:47,758 --> 00:10:50,321 So, um, why don't we take it from where we left off. 213 00:10:50,345 --> 00:10:51,853 Right before the kiss. 214 00:10:53,055 --> 00:10:55,274 Now this I've got to see. 215 00:11:00,229 --> 00:11:03,834 "My bounty is as bountless as the sea, my love is deep. 216 00:11:03,858 --> 00:11:05,794 "The more I give to thee, the more I have 217 00:11:05,818 --> 00:11:07,963 for both are infinite." 218 00:11:07,987 --> 00:11:10,007 Uh, this is where you scale the balcony. 219 00:11:10,031 --> 00:11:12,092 But for now you can just use the stairs. 220 00:11:12,116 --> 00:11:13,542 Right. 221 00:11:16,412 --> 00:11:19,340 I hear some noise within, dear love, adieu. 222 00:11:22,918 --> 00:11:25,638 And we kiss. End of scene. 223 00:11:27,756 --> 00:11:30,518 I knew it, dry lips. 224 00:11:31,260 --> 00:11:32,904 Excuse me? 225 00:11:32,928 --> 00:11:36,148 That's okay, I don't blame you. It's like kissing a cactus. 226 00:11:37,016 --> 00:11:38,869 - Michelle! - What's the big deal? 227 00:11:38,893 --> 00:11:41,278 I didn't tell him you have a crush on him. 228 00:11:43,356 --> 00:11:46,210 Pardon me, Andrew, whilest I breaketh her bones! 229 00:11:46,234 --> 00:11:48,045 - Dry lips, dry lips. - Shut up. 230 00:11:48,069 --> 00:11:49,754 'Why don't you guys work this out?' 231 00:11:49,778 --> 00:11:51,756 - 'Um, see you later, Steph.' - Listen, Andrew. 232 00:11:51,780 --> 00:11:53,207 But.. 233 00:11:54,574 --> 00:11:56,303 Michelle, I can't believe you would do this to me! 234 00:11:56,327 --> 00:11:58,170 I'm never gonna forgive you. 235 00:12:00,206 --> 00:12:03,008 I guess dry lips make people cranky. 236 00:12:08,214 --> 00:12:10,108 Uncle Jesse, can we talk? 237 00:12:10,132 --> 00:12:13,362 Absolutely, but not right now. I got too many things going on. 238 00:12:13,386 --> 00:12:14,738 Joey and I gotta work on some holds 239 00:12:14,762 --> 00:12:16,532 for this wrestling thing we're doing. 240 00:12:16,556 --> 00:12:18,574 Is it important, munchkin? 241 00:12:18,598 --> 00:12:22,454 Well, I'm just really worried about this jumping competition. 242 00:12:22,478 --> 00:12:24,164 Oh, don't worry about it. You're gonna be great. 243 00:12:24,188 --> 00:12:25,832 You're gonna knock them dead, you gonna kill them, you gonna.. 244 00:12:25,856 --> 00:12:28,877 You're gonna do whatever it is you do at those competitions. 245 00:12:28,901 --> 00:12:30,212 Jump. 246 00:12:30,236 --> 00:12:32,506 Oh, yeah. Okay, you're gonna do that. 247 00:12:32,530 --> 00:12:35,092 Well, I'm glad you're gonna be there on Saturday. 248 00:12:35,116 --> 00:12:37,635 Well, hold that gladness, shorty. 249 00:12:37,659 --> 00:12:38,762 I don't think I'm gonna be able to make it. 250 00:12:38,786 --> 00:12:40,305 I've got so many things going on. 251 00:12:40,329 --> 00:12:41,932 I got the.. I've gotta do the books for the Smash club. 252 00:12:41,956 --> 00:12:43,767 I've got to rehearse the band, I got to find a new band 253 00:12:43,791 --> 00:12:46,144 for the Smash club. I got to do this wrestling thing with Joey. 254 00:12:46,168 --> 00:12:47,938 I don't think I even have time to finish this sentence. 255 00:12:47,962 --> 00:12:49,022 You just did. 256 00:12:49,046 --> 00:12:50,648 Oh, you see? I'm behind already. 257 00:12:50,672 --> 00:12:53,058 I'm sorry, kiddo, you'll be great. 258 00:12:55,386 --> 00:12:58,198 Ah, behold. 259 00:12:58,222 --> 00:13:01,024 The Masked Marvel! 260 00:13:03,685 --> 00:13:05,696 It's more like the Masked Meat-head. 261 00:13:07,982 --> 00:13:09,334 Come on, Jess, we're gonna be in the ring 262 00:13:09,358 --> 00:13:11,211 with professional wrestlers. 263 00:13:11,235 --> 00:13:12,796 We gotta look the part, everything's gotta be 264 00:13:12,820 --> 00:13:14,381 big and theatrical. 265 00:13:14,405 --> 00:13:17,134 Now, throw another pillow on this couch 266 00:13:17,158 --> 00:13:19,000 and check out this entrance. 267 00:13:19,577 --> 00:13:21,002 Aargh! 268 00:13:22,913 --> 00:13:24,715 'Aargh.' 269 00:13:25,082 --> 00:13:26,592 Aargh! 270 00:13:37,261 --> 00:13:39,730 - Joey. - Yes? 271 00:13:41,056 --> 00:13:43,442 You wanna, you wanna just skip the entrance? 272 00:13:44,352 --> 00:13:47,998 Okay. Yeah, I think so. 273 00:13:48,022 --> 00:13:50,574 That's a, that's a good idea, Jess. 274 00:13:51,526 --> 00:13:52,752 Get up, get up. 275 00:13:52,776 --> 00:13:54,296 We gotta practise some wrestling holds here 276 00:13:54,320 --> 00:13:55,964 so we don't look like fools in the ring, okay? 277 00:13:55,988 --> 00:13:57,915 - Okay. - I'm over here. 278 00:13:58,698 --> 00:14:00,511 - You're over there. - Right. 279 00:14:00,535 --> 00:14:01,970 Now, come over here. I wanna put you in a little headlock here. 280 00:14:01,994 --> 00:14:03,796 - Okay. - Bend over. 281 00:14:09,835 --> 00:14:11,313 Can we play too, daddy? 282 00:14:11,337 --> 00:14:13,597 Boys, we're not playing, we're working. 283 00:14:14,965 --> 00:14:18,069 You got a weird job. 284 00:14:18,093 --> 00:14:20,614 That's 'cause I have a weird partner. Alright, what's next? 285 00:14:20,638 --> 00:14:24,107 Now, Jess, I do what's called an escape. 286 00:14:24,392 --> 00:14:26,026 Which is? 287 00:14:30,523 --> 00:14:33,751 Aargh! Aargh! Aargh! Aargh! 288 00:14:33,775 --> 00:14:35,577 Aargh! 289 00:14:40,032 --> 00:14:41,051 Hey, are you okay? 290 00:14:41,075 --> 00:14:42,918 I think I bruised a sideburn. 291 00:14:44,078 --> 00:14:46,264 - We'll help you, daddy. - No, no, no, boys. 292 00:14:46,288 --> 00:14:48,684 Don't help, okay? Just, just go sit down over there. 293 00:14:48,708 --> 00:14:51,802 You're no fun anymore. 294 00:14:52,461 --> 00:14:54,189 Boys, there's time to have fun 295 00:14:54,213 --> 00:14:55,399 and there's a time to be serious. 296 00:14:55,423 --> 00:14:56,900 Right now it's time to be serious. 297 00:14:56,924 --> 00:14:59,018 Joey, put your ankle in my arm-pit. 298 00:15:00,261 --> 00:15:01,988 No, Jess, let's try this. 299 00:15:02,012 --> 00:15:03,323 Lay down flat on the mat 300 00:15:03,347 --> 00:15:05,190 and put one of your legs up in the air. 301 00:15:07,976 --> 00:15:09,403 Nothing personal. 302 00:15:11,522 --> 00:15:13,041 Okay. Alright. 303 00:15:13,065 --> 00:15:15,335 Now, that leg up in the air. 304 00:15:15,359 --> 00:15:17,295 I come over like this, I grab your foot 305 00:15:17,319 --> 00:15:21,383 I put my leg over like this, I put that hand there and then.. 306 00:15:21,407 --> 00:15:24,135 Ow, ow. Why are you twisting my ankle? 307 00:15:24,159 --> 00:15:26,221 - So that this will feel good. - What? 308 00:15:26,245 --> 00:15:28,005 - Aargh! - Oh! 309 00:15:29,498 --> 00:15:31,142 You got my legs all locked up. 310 00:15:31,166 --> 00:15:32,801 That's the name, leg-lock. 311 00:15:33,294 --> 00:15:34,812 How do we un-lock 'em? 312 00:15:34,836 --> 00:15:40,569 Well, either I put my foot around your neck like this.. 313 00:15:40,593 --> 00:15:41,570 And.. 314 00:15:41,594 --> 00:15:44,155 Oh, ow, ow, ow. 315 00:15:44,179 --> 00:15:46,450 This isn't working. 316 00:15:46,474 --> 00:15:49,827 The other way is to, um, get the big book 317 00:15:49,851 --> 00:15:53,072 of wrestling holds off my bed and see what it says. 318 00:15:55,941 --> 00:15:59,003 Boys, boys, here's your chance to help daddy. 319 00:15:59,027 --> 00:16:02,090 Run upstairs, and get the big book off Joey's bed. 320 00:16:02,114 --> 00:16:04,792 Sorry, you said don't help. 321 00:16:06,994 --> 00:16:08,921 Let's go, brother. 322 00:16:09,622 --> 00:16:11,015 Boys, b.. 323 00:16:11,039 --> 00:16:12,350 Joey, this is all your fault. 324 00:16:12,374 --> 00:16:13,477 Come here so I can smack you on the head. 325 00:16:13,501 --> 00:16:15,135 Come here, come here. 326 00:16:15,461 --> 00:16:16,929 Come here. 327 00:16:20,215 --> 00:16:22,851 'Welcome to Bayview Equestrian Center.' 328 00:16:23,177 --> 00:16:24,780 Hi, Michelle. 329 00:16:24,804 --> 00:16:27,031 Hey, Elizabeth, I wanted to wish you good luck today 330 00:16:27,055 --> 00:16:28,659 and tell your horse too. 331 00:16:28,683 --> 00:16:31,026 Thanks, good luck to you guys too. 332 00:16:32,144 --> 00:16:34,831 Hey, beautiful, how's my favorite junior jumper? 333 00:16:34,855 --> 00:16:38,126 I'm okay, but old Pepper Mill could use a pep talk. 334 00:16:38,150 --> 00:16:40,044 Ah. I can handle that. 335 00:16:40,068 --> 00:16:41,713 Alright, Pepper Mill 336 00:16:41,737 --> 00:16:44,549 I am gonna tell you the same thing my beloved track coach 337 00:16:44,573 --> 00:16:46,968 told me right before my very first big track meet. 338 00:16:46,992 --> 00:16:49,377 Tanner, you keep those water bottles filled. 339 00:16:50,705 --> 00:16:52,506 Might not apply here, hon. 340 00:16:53,915 --> 00:16:57,354 Oh, there's my little champion. 341 00:16:57,378 --> 00:16:59,063 Now, listen. Don't forget. 342 00:16:59,087 --> 00:17:03,224 After you win we're going out for a big, victory dinner. Hmm? 343 00:17:04,092 --> 00:17:06,446 Michelle, after you win we're going out 344 00:17:06,470 --> 00:17:10,816 for a big victory dinner, and a victory movie. 345 00:17:12,393 --> 00:17:14,162 Now, Elizabeth.. 346 00:17:14,186 --> 00:17:16,998 remember what your instructor told you about visualizing. 347 00:17:17,022 --> 00:17:20,502 Picture yourself jumping and clearing the hurdles. 348 00:17:20,526 --> 00:17:23,296 Michelle, you picture yourself jumping and clearing 349 00:17:23,320 --> 00:17:27,875 those exact same hurdles, only jumping higher and faster. 350 00:17:28,868 --> 00:17:31,346 How dare you steal our visualizations? 351 00:17:31,370 --> 00:17:33,390 I paid good money for those. 352 00:17:33,414 --> 00:17:36,518 'The next rider is Alison Stare. She's on Lightning.' 353 00:17:36,542 --> 00:17:40,063 Uh, dad, we really need to get ready for the contest. 354 00:17:40,087 --> 00:17:42,774 I'll see you in the winner's circle. 355 00:17:42,798 --> 00:17:45,976 Winner's circle? I guess you'll be there to congratulate us. 356 00:17:48,303 --> 00:17:52,649 'The last senior contestant is Julia Picard riding Speed.' 357 00:17:55,895 --> 00:17:57,581 Riding used to be fun. 358 00:17:57,605 --> 00:18:00,458 Yeah, before parents got involved. 359 00:18:00,482 --> 00:18:04,254 I've got an idea. Why don't we skip the contest 360 00:18:04,278 --> 00:18:07,674 and just go riding on the trail? For fun. 361 00:18:07,698 --> 00:18:10,125 Tanner, you're a genius. 362 00:18:12,077 --> 00:18:14,347 - This is gonna be great. - Yeah. 363 00:18:14,371 --> 00:18:16,767 Hey, let's head out to the trail, come on. 364 00:18:16,791 --> 00:18:19,634 - Trot. - This is so fun! 365 00:18:20,294 --> 00:18:22,355 - Hey. - Hey, man. 366 00:18:22,379 --> 00:18:23,607 How's Michelle doing? 367 00:18:23,631 --> 00:18:25,233 She's doing great. She's ready to roll. 368 00:18:25,257 --> 00:18:27,110 She's champing at the bit. 369 00:18:27,134 --> 00:18:28,852 Actually, that was Pepper Mill. 370 00:18:31,764 --> 00:18:33,742 Mama, we want a horse. 371 00:18:33,766 --> 00:18:36,077 Okay, I'll get you one when you're older. 372 00:18:36,101 --> 00:18:37,652 How old? 373 00:18:38,395 --> 00:18:40,280 Old enough to carry a shovel. 374 00:18:43,484 --> 00:18:46,912 'Now, presenting our junior jumper competition.' 375 00:18:57,372 --> 00:18:58,850 Where's my Elizabeth? 376 00:18:58,874 --> 00:19:00,550 She's not there. 377 00:19:02,503 --> 00:19:05,273 I guess her kid couldn't handle the pressure. 378 00:19:05,297 --> 00:19:07,776 Dad, Michelle's not out there either. 379 00:19:07,800 --> 00:19:09,694 I thought you just told me she was champing? 380 00:19:09,718 --> 00:19:11,655 Uh, that was her horse. 381 00:19:11,679 --> 00:19:13,615 He's missing too. 382 00:19:13,639 --> 00:19:15,649 Okay, we'll be right back, wait here. 383 00:19:19,895 --> 00:19:21,122 She's not in there. 384 00:19:21,146 --> 00:19:22,749 - Where could she be? - Don't know. 385 00:19:22,773 --> 00:19:24,000 Jess, what are you doing here? 386 00:19:24,024 --> 00:19:25,585 Hey, guys. I re-arranged some stuff. 387 00:19:25,609 --> 00:19:27,086 I'm gonna do the books tonight, rehearse tomorrow. 388 00:19:27,110 --> 00:19:28,755 And I'm gonna check out the new band next week. 389 00:19:28,779 --> 00:19:31,967 And if I keep talking, we're gonna miss the competition. 390 00:19:31,991 --> 00:19:33,927 I'm glad you're here, but right now we gotta find Michelle. 391 00:19:33,951 --> 00:19:35,345 What do you mean "find Michelle?" Where is she? 392 00:19:35,369 --> 00:19:37,681 - I don't know. - Hold on, guys. 393 00:19:37,705 --> 00:19:40,934 Uh, excuse me, sir, uh, have you seen a little girl.. 394 00:19:40,958 --> 00:19:44,604 Blond hair, about yay high, with just the cutest darn smile 395 00:19:44,628 --> 00:19:46,857 and a big smelly horse? 396 00:19:46,881 --> 00:19:49,901 You know, I never thought I'd get a chance to say this 397 00:19:49,925 --> 00:19:52,393 but they went that-a way. 398 00:19:53,345 --> 00:19:54,322 Can we borrow these horses? 399 00:19:54,346 --> 00:19:55,824 - Help yourself. - Thank you. 400 00:19:55,848 --> 00:19:57,575 They ain't mine. 401 00:19:57,599 --> 00:20:00,328 Uh, excuse me sir, would it be okay, if I, uh.. 402 00:20:00,352 --> 00:20:02,403 if I borrowed this little horse right here? 403 00:20:03,355 --> 00:20:05,124 That's ain't a horse, Greenhorn. 404 00:20:05,148 --> 00:20:07,784 That's a burro, name's Milton. 405 00:20:08,402 --> 00:20:11,371 Milton Burro. What else? 406 00:20:13,073 --> 00:20:14,133 'Let's go.' 407 00:20:14,157 --> 00:20:16,251 Come on, Milton. Let's go. 408 00:20:35,679 --> 00:20:38,616 I like riding a horse when you don't have to win anything. 409 00:20:38,640 --> 00:20:41,244 Yeah, it's cool. 410 00:20:41,268 --> 00:20:43,287 Hey, wanna jump that log? 411 00:20:43,311 --> 00:20:44,664 Yeah. 412 00:20:44,688 --> 00:20:46,323 Let's do it. 413 00:20:52,529 --> 00:20:54,414 Come on, Michelle! 414 00:20:56,450 --> 00:20:57,876 Trot. 415 00:21:05,834 --> 00:21:07,261 Michelle! 416 00:21:07,836 --> 00:21:09,263 Michelle! 417 00:21:10,380 --> 00:21:11,775 Michelle, are you okay? 418 00:21:11,799 --> 00:21:13,777 Michelle, wake up. 419 00:21:13,801 --> 00:21:16,770 - Ho. - 'Michelle, wake up.' 420 00:21:17,930 --> 00:21:19,657 She fell off her horse. 421 00:21:19,681 --> 00:21:21,576 Michelle? Don't move her. 422 00:21:21,600 --> 00:21:22,869 She hit her head. 423 00:21:22,893 --> 00:21:24,746 Oh, my gosh. 424 00:21:24,770 --> 00:21:26,289 What happened? 425 00:21:26,313 --> 00:21:28,374 - Is she okay? - I don't know. 426 00:21:28,398 --> 00:21:29,584 Michelle? 427 00:21:29,608 --> 00:21:31,410 Can you hear me, honey? 428 00:21:32,111 --> 00:21:33,536 Honey? 429 00:21:51,256 --> 00:21:53,068 Next time on "Full House.." 430 00:21:53,826 --> 00:21:56,095 I am so sorry I put so much pressure on you. 431 00:21:56,119 --> 00:21:58,347 That's okay. 432 00:21:58,371 --> 00:21:59,891 Who are you? 433 00:21:59,915 --> 00:22:02,894 Well, memory loss is very common with head injuries. 434 00:22:02,918 --> 00:22:05,062 Come on in, Michelle. Don't be scared. 435 00:22:05,086 --> 00:22:06,564 Do you remember us? 436 00:22:06,588 --> 00:22:09,182 Aren't you the nice people I met at the hospital? 437 00:22:10,843 --> 00:22:11,986 Jesse's our uncle. 438 00:22:12,010 --> 00:22:14,771 Right. The guy with the hair. 439 00:22:16,431 --> 00:22:18,827 I know you all want me to remember 440 00:22:18,851 --> 00:22:20,536 but I can't. 441 00:22:20,560 --> 00:22:22,121 I'm sorry. 442 00:22:22,145 --> 00:22:24,081 What if she never remembers us? 443 00:22:24,105 --> 00:22:26,208 We're a family. We're gonna get through this. 444 00:22:26,232 --> 00:22:28,367 We'll do whatever it takes.