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[music playing]

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BROADCASTER: We interrupt this
program for a news exclusive.

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This is Kathryn
Morehead reporting live--

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Oh, sorry.

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--from Truman High School.

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The details are still sketchy,
but apparently just moments

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ago, a local undercover
unit from the Jump Street

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program thwarted a near--

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[thud]

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Uh-- an apparent-- let's
just call it an incident

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involving Senator Phillips.

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The Senator is safe.

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Senator, where is he now?

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KATHRYN: Here you see
the Senator being whisked

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away by Secret Service agents.

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Again, the Senator is
safe, though the details

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are still hazy.

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We do know that the Senator was
here to speak to a PTA dinner

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where student volunteers
served as waiters, even

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providing the
entertainment, all in line

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with the Senator's theme
of community service,

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when all hell broke loose.

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And at this point, we don't
know any more than that.

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It does appear, however,
that the Jump Street officers

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interceded on the
Senator's behalf

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and may have saved his life.

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We'll have a full report
on the news at 11:00.

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This is Kathryn Morehead
for Action News.

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[theme music]

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THEME SONG: We
never thought we'd

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find a place where we belong.

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Don't have to stand alone.

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We'll never let you fall.

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Don't need permission to
decide what you believe.

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Ooh!

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I said jump down on Jump Street.

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I said jump down on Jump Street.

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Your friends will be there
when your back is to the wall.

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You'll find you'll
need us 'cause

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there's no one else to call.

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When it was hopeless, that
decision's what you need.

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You'd be ready to--

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be ready to jump!

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21 Jump Street.

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Got the food, guys.

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Whoa.

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It's about time, pal.

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Hey, it took a long time.

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Excuse me.

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Is this the Jump
Street precinct?

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Chapel.

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You're looking for
Captain Fuller.

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Well actually, I think
I'm looking for you.

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Well, we can deal with that.

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Are you the officers
involved with the incident

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over at Truman High?

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You mean, are we the ones
who saved the Senator's life?

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Yeah Hey, Chuck, get in here.

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IOKI: What?
- Listen, um--

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[clattering]
- Whoa.

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Turn that camera off.

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I just want to ask
you a few questions.

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PENHALL: Get out of my way!
- Anyone?

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No.

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Turn that camera off.

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KATHRYN: Hey, look at the--

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Get out of my face.

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There was something
about a bomb.

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Turn that camera off.

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Boy, turn that camera off.
PENHALL: Turn it off.

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Go away.
- Go!

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No.
Go away.

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Hey.
Hey!

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What the hell do you
think you're doing?

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PENHALL: Turn it off.

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KATHRYN: Captain Fuller,
I'm Kathryn Morehead.

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I don't care if
you're Edward R. Murrow.

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If you don't get out
of here with this--

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Listen, Captain.
This is a major news event.

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We need to know what happened.
We need--

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Know this.

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I'm gonna take this video
camera and carefully insert it--

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Captain, I am not leaving
here until I get a story.

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[scoffing] Let me explain
something to you, Miss--

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- Morehead.
- Whatever.

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See, these are undercover cops.

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Coming in here with a
video camera is not--

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All right.
Jonathan, Chuck-- outside.

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There'll be no camera at all.

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All I am asking for is an
exclusive on this story.

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[scoffing] Right.

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You're going to put this on
the 6:00 news with no picture.

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I'm not going to put
it on the news at all.

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Oh, I know that.
Come here, Chuck.

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No.

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Listen, Captain, undercover
cops in a high school thwarting

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an attempt on a senator's life?

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I think there's a movie
in there somewhere.

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[scoffing] [laughing]
Chuck, out of here.

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Come on.

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My god, she's a writer.

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And what I really
want to do is direct.

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Movies, huh?

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Like "Lethal Weapon 3?"

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[clearing throat] Kathryn,
you know, I could tell

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you what happened, if you want.

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[click]

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I think what happened last
night was a classic battle

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between good and evil.

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Well, listen.

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Start at the beginning, because
I want to hear all of it.

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Well--

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[music playing]

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Observe the stone.

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When you can pluck
it from my hand,

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you will have learned
all that I can teach you.

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Yes, Ioki?

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I believe I can pluck
the stone, Master.

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You do, do you?

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Yes, Master.

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Step up here.

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Whenever you are ready.

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[whoosh]

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[laughing]

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Huh?

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[spits]

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Hui.

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[ding]

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You are impudent.

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You will learn the meaning
of the word "respect."

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Don't, Master, or you'll--

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Or what, dung beetle?

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Or you'll be sorry.

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Yi-ah!

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Excuse me, but
what does any of this

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have to do with the Senator?

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It's background material.

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Could you start a little
closer to the 20th century,

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like right before tonight maybe?

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[sighing]

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The Senator was gonna
give a speech to the PTA,

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and they received a bomb threat.

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The Secret Service
combed through every inch

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and found nothing, so we
were there just in case

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the caller decided to hand
deliver the merchandise.

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[music playing]

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The limo arrived at
7:00, accompanied

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by the usual swarm of motorcycle
cops and Secret Servicemen.

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They pulled up in
front of the school,

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and the Senator emerged,
grinning, waving, and playing

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the crowd like a fine violin.

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As he made his way up the
steps to the auditorium,

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everything seemed normal.

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That is, it did until I noticed
something by the west gate.

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A van arrived, and pastry
chefs began to spill

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out from the rear cargo area.

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First one, then another,
then another, then another.

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Something wasn't kosher.

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Whoever heard of
Chinese pastries?

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Chinese pastries?

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IOKI [VOICEOVER]: This
called for a closer look.

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The last man out of the van
was a strange-looking old bird

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carrying an enormous cake box.

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I decided to investigate.

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My suspicions were aroused.

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As I followed them around
to the cafeteria entrance,

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a strange sensation
began to creep up on me.

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Was it deja vu?

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Second sight?

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[grunting]

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IOKI [VOICEOVER]: Or was
it just the egg salad

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sandwich that I had for lunch?

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Uh?

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IOKI [VOICEOVER]: I couldn't
be sure, but whatever it was,

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it pushed me further and
further into the bowels

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of the cafeteria.

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From a dark corner,
I watched as they

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marched through the kitchen.

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The old man carefully placed
the cake box on a counter,

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and his men quickly
surrounded him.

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CHEFS: [speaking chinese]

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IOKI [VOICEOVER]: Danger and
fear raced through my veins,

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and evil hung in
the air like a beer

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belch in a telephone booth.

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[music playing]

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I didn't know what
game they were playing,

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but I was pretty sure it
wasn't Chinese checkers.

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I decided to make my move.

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IOKI: I'd like a
piece of that cake.

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[gong]

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Get him.

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CHEFS: [speaking chinese]

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Ji!
Ji!

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Ji!

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[muttering]

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Oh!

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Ooh.

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CHEFS: [speaking chinese]

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Take him, you cowards.

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- Hiyah!
- Kiai!

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Ooh!
[whack]

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Hiyah!
[whack]

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Ah!
Wah!

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- [grunting]
- Ah!

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Ah!

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[whack]

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Wah!

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Wah!
Hiyah!

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[whack]

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Oof.

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[grunting]

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Ha-ooh!

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Ha!

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Hiyah!

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[whack]

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Oh!

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[whack]

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- Ya!
- Hiyah!

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[grunting]

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Hiyah!
Ha!

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[whack]
- [grunting]

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Hiyah!
Wah!

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Wah!

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Wah!

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[speaking chinese]

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Kiai!

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[grunting]

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[clattering]

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You.

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Go.

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Hiu.
[swoosh]

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Hiu!
Ya!

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Wah!

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Hiyah!

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[thump]

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[crash]

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Hiyah!

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[music playing]

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Ow!

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[thump]

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[thump]

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Gee, thanks.

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Which reminds me of
the story about the day

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the rabbi and the priest
decided to play a round of golf

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with Aunt Jemima
and Geraldo Rivera.

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IOKI: Hiyah-ah!

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Oh!
WOMAN: Goodness!

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MAN: Oh my god!

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[music playing]

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IOKI: Hold it right there.

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The jig is up.

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[swoosh]

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Hi-u!

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Don't be foolish, old man.

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Hi-u!

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[groaning]

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[thump]

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Mm.

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[spits]

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You have much to learn.

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Doo-hiu-- hu.

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Hiu-- hui.

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Hui--
- Hiyah!

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Ooh!

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- Hiyah!
- Hoo!

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Hiyah!
Hi-jui!

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[whack]
- Hiyah!

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Hiyah!
[whack]

269
00:11:03,967 --> 00:11:04,533
- Ow!
- Ooh.

270
00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:05,447
Hiyah!

271
00:11:05,577 --> 00:11:06,361
Oof.

272
00:11:06,491 --> 00:11:07,318
[grunting] Uh.

273
00:11:07,449 --> 00:11:08,232
Hiyah!

274
00:11:08,363 --> 00:11:09,103
Ah!

275
00:11:09,233 --> 00:11:10,582
Hiy-uh!

276
00:11:10,713 --> 00:11:12,019
[thump]

277
00:11:13,150 --> 00:11:14,935
[breathing heavily]

278
00:11:19,330 --> 00:11:20,244
Who are you?

279
00:11:24,901 --> 00:11:26,686
[music playing]

280
00:11:30,341 --> 00:11:31,299
You?

281
00:11:31,429 --> 00:11:32,953
That is correct, dung beetle.

282
00:11:37,914 --> 00:11:39,220
[click]

283
00:11:41,788 --> 00:11:43,267
[music playing]

284
00:11:43,398 --> 00:11:44,921
Now prepare to learn your
final lesson, dung beetle.

285
00:11:48,533 --> 00:11:50,361
[whooshing]

286
00:11:55,497 --> 00:11:59,327
If you prefer, I will destroy
you with my bare hands.

287
00:11:59,457 --> 00:12:00,850
Hi-oh!

288
00:12:00,981 --> 00:12:08,728
Waaa-- hi-jiu.

289
00:12:08,858 --> 00:12:10,251
[gasping] Huh--

290
00:12:10,381 --> 00:12:11,165
ha!

291
00:12:11,295 --> 00:12:12,166
Hiy--

292
00:12:12,296 --> 00:12:13,123
[whack]

293
00:12:13,254 --> 00:12:14,603
[grunting]

294
00:12:14,734 --> 00:12:15,604
Hiyah!

295
00:12:15,735 --> 00:12:17,084
[whack]

296
00:12:17,214 --> 00:12:21,479
[SLOWLY] Whoa-- ah!

297
00:12:21,610 --> 00:12:22,959
[EXPLOSION]

298
00:12:23,090 --> 00:12:24,874
[laughing quietly]

299
00:12:32,360 --> 00:12:34,754
Now we're even.

300
00:12:34,884 --> 00:12:38,845
- Oh, Harry, please.
- What?

301
00:12:38,975 --> 00:12:41,021
You've been reading
too many Zap comics.

302
00:12:41,151 --> 00:12:42,805
So there was no
bomb in the cake?

303
00:12:42,936 --> 00:12:44,372
Of course not.

304
00:12:44,502 --> 00:12:46,504
Would somebody please tell
me what really happened?

305
00:12:46,635 --> 00:12:48,463
[clearing throat]

306
00:12:54,556 --> 00:12:57,124
So, Officer Hanson.

307
00:12:57,254 --> 00:12:58,516
Mm-hmm, Hanson.

308
00:12:58,647 --> 00:13:00,562
S-O-N. H-A-N-S-O-N.
[clears throat]

309
00:13:02,390 --> 00:13:07,787
S-O-N. Can you describe what
transpired this afternoon?

310
00:13:07,917 --> 00:13:10,224
[exhales] [clears throat]

311
00:13:12,835 --> 00:13:13,923
Words can't describe.

312
00:13:14,054 --> 00:13:15,403
[sighs]

313
00:13:15,533 --> 00:13:17,884
[music playing]

314
00:20:07,336 --> 00:20:08,990
Hanson, Hanson,
Hanson-- can't you

315
00:20:09,120 --> 00:20:11,166
see the lady has a job to do?

316
00:20:11,297 --> 00:20:14,125
Come on.

317
00:20:14,256 --> 00:20:15,649
Well, Judy, you
seem to understand

318
00:20:15,779 --> 00:20:16,693
what I'm looking for.

319
00:20:16,824 --> 00:20:18,521
Oh, of course I do.

320
00:20:18,652 --> 00:20:20,262
You're a class act.

321
00:20:20,393 --> 00:20:22,830
You want to get right down
to the heart of the matter.

322
00:20:22,960 --> 00:20:24,310
That's right.

323
00:20:24,440 --> 00:20:26,747
[music playing]

324
00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:38,411
[knocking]
- Who is it?

325
00:20:38,541 --> 00:20:39,716
CAPTAIN: Clark Gable.

326
00:20:39,847 --> 00:20:40,761
Come on in, Fullie.

327
00:20:43,764 --> 00:20:45,113
[door shuts]

328
00:20:46,680 --> 00:20:47,681
Hiya, doll.

329
00:20:47,811 --> 00:20:48,551
Hiya, Chief.

330
00:20:54,905 --> 00:20:57,734
Say, you got anything
going after the show tonight?

331
00:20:57,865 --> 00:20:58,996
Some friends are coming over.

332
00:20:59,127 --> 00:21:00,607
Ruby and Choo-Choo DeLongo?

333
00:21:00,737 --> 00:21:02,609
Johnny Walker and his
brothers Blackie and Red.

334
00:21:02,739 --> 00:21:03,610
Ah.

335
00:21:03,740 --> 00:21:04,872
Say.

336
00:21:05,002 --> 00:21:05,786
why don't you forget
about this bum?

337
00:21:05,916 --> 00:21:07,004
I can't, Fullie.

338
00:21:07,135 --> 00:21:08,092
What, are you an elephant?

339
00:21:08,223 --> 00:21:09,268
Just a woman--

340
00:21:09,398 --> 00:21:10,443
scorned.

341
00:21:10,573 --> 00:21:11,748
Now you listen here, doll.

342
00:21:11,879 --> 00:21:13,620
You've got to pay
mind to business.

343
00:21:13,750 --> 00:21:15,361
I mean, this ain't
just any rum-dum gig.

344
00:21:15,491 --> 00:21:16,753
There's some high
muckety-muck out there.

345
00:21:16,884 --> 00:21:18,102
The Senator, you mean.

346
00:21:18,233 --> 00:21:19,800
Nah.

347
00:21:19,930 --> 00:21:22,585
I'm talking three top dogs
from the William Morris Agency.

348
00:21:22,716 --> 00:21:23,673
Look at me.

349
00:21:23,804 --> 00:21:25,762
I'm doing cartwheels.

350
00:21:25,893 --> 00:21:27,198
Hey, come on.

351
00:21:27,329 --> 00:21:28,765
The boys are waiting backstage.

352
00:21:28,896 --> 00:21:30,332
Earl's breaking in a
new accordion player.

353
00:21:30,463 --> 00:21:31,812
Wants to go over
the new numbers.

354
00:21:31,942 --> 00:21:33,204
I'll be there--

355
00:21:33,335 --> 00:21:34,118
with bells on.

356
00:21:37,731 --> 00:21:40,081
[music playing]

357
00:21:45,129 --> 00:21:47,001
[heels clacking]

358
00:21:50,091 --> 00:21:52,093
Hello, boys.

359
00:21:52,223 --> 00:21:53,181
Hiya, doll face.

360
00:21:53,312 --> 00:21:54,443
How's tricks?

361
00:21:54,574 --> 00:21:56,532
You know, Pops,
tricks are for kids.

362
00:21:56,663 --> 00:22:00,188
[chuckling] Give a hey to
Lester on the squeeze box.

363
00:22:00,319 --> 00:22:01,711
Hey, Lester on
the squeeze box.

364
00:22:05,759 --> 00:22:07,935
SENATOR: So the priest
loses his ball in the rough

365
00:22:08,065 --> 00:22:10,851
and asks the rabbi if
he can take a Mulligan.

366
00:22:10,981 --> 00:22:12,896
[laughter]

367
00:22:13,027 --> 00:22:15,682
EARL: What's the man
yakety-yakking about?

368
00:22:15,812 --> 00:22:17,118
Beats me.

369
00:22:17,248 --> 00:22:19,294
What do those guys
ever really talk about?

370
00:22:19,425 --> 00:22:21,949
Lining their pockets,
sticking it to the little guy,

371
00:22:22,079 --> 00:22:22,950
and making the rich richer?

372
00:22:27,694 --> 00:22:29,173
Skin's a little pink, eh?

373
00:22:29,304 --> 00:22:30,131
Mm-hmm.

374
00:22:30,261 --> 00:22:31,785
We go on in five minutes.

375
00:22:31,915 --> 00:22:33,177
You all know the playlist?

376
00:22:33,308 --> 00:22:34,614
Yeah.

377
00:22:34,744 --> 00:22:36,964
Keep the masses sedated
with sentimental fluff

378
00:22:37,094 --> 00:22:38,748
so they never wake
up and realize

379
00:22:38,879 --> 00:22:42,361
that the fat cats like Mr. Golf
out there are exploiting them.

380
00:22:42,491 --> 00:22:43,884
You know these accordion cats.

381
00:22:49,237 --> 00:22:50,760
EMCEE: Ladies and gentlemen,
Senator Phillips--

382
00:22:50,891 --> 00:22:52,283
EARL: OK, everybody.
Showtime.

383
00:22:52,414 --> 00:22:53,850
EMCEE: Truman High School
is pleased to present,

384
00:22:53,981 --> 00:22:56,462
direct from her smash
engagement at the Rainbow

385
00:22:56,592 --> 00:22:59,943
Room in New York City,
the one, the only,

386
00:23:00,074 --> 00:23:02,772
the sensational Judy Hoffs.

387
00:23:02,903 --> 00:23:03,686
[music playing]

388
00:23:03,817 --> 00:23:05,514
[applause]

389
00:23:10,911 --> 00:23:17,396
[SINGING] There's a
somebody I'm longing to see.

390
00:23:17,526 --> 00:23:31,627
I hope that he turns out to be
someone who'll watch over me.

391
00:23:39,330 --> 00:23:45,424
I'm a little lamb who's
lost in the world.

392
00:23:45,554 --> 00:24:00,917
I know I could always be good
to one who'll watch over me.

393
00:24:01,048 --> 00:24:04,443
Oh, yeah.

394
00:24:04,573 --> 00:24:13,495
Although he may not
be the man some girls

395
00:24:13,626 --> 00:24:29,859
think of as handsome, to my
heart he carries the key--

396
00:24:29,990 --> 00:24:33,994
oh, the key.

397
00:24:34,124 --> 00:24:42,089
Oh, won't you tell him
please to put on some speed,

398
00:24:42,219 --> 00:24:45,266
follow my lead.

399
00:24:45,396 --> 00:25:01,151
Oh, how I need someone
to watch over me.

400
00:25:07,244 --> 00:25:09,551
[applause]

401
00:25:24,653 --> 00:25:26,960
[music playing]

402
00:25:33,575 --> 00:25:34,924
[click]

403
00:25:44,020 --> 00:25:45,065
Drink?

404
00:25:45,195 --> 00:25:46,109
You asking me or telling me?

405
00:25:46,240 --> 00:25:48,372
[chuckling] Waiter?

406
00:25:52,376 --> 00:25:54,465
So what brings you here?

407
00:25:54,596 --> 00:26:00,863
Well, word is this band
has a pretty fine songbird.

408
00:26:00,994 --> 00:26:03,039
You got a lot of
moxie showing up here.

409
00:26:03,170 --> 00:26:06,608
- Oh, let me talk to you.
- It's a free country.

410
00:26:06,739 --> 00:26:08,697
[sighing] Hey, this
ain't easy for me.

411
00:26:08,828 --> 00:26:11,570
Spit it out.

412
00:26:11,700 --> 00:26:13,789
I want you back, baby.

413
00:26:13,920 --> 00:26:15,791
I've left Wanda.

414
00:26:15,922 --> 00:26:17,793
Just wasn't 24 karat
like you and me.

415
00:26:21,057 --> 00:26:22,363
Do you have any idea
what I've been going

416
00:26:22,493 --> 00:26:24,365
through for the last two weeks?

417
00:26:24,495 --> 00:26:26,846
Hoping you'd call, wondering
if it was something

418
00:26:26,976 --> 00:26:29,500
I did or didn't do.
- Yeah, but listen, baby--

419
00:26:29,631 --> 00:26:31,720
No, you listen.

420
00:26:31,851 --> 00:26:35,550
If I decide to see you, it's
going to be on my terms, see?

421
00:26:35,681 --> 00:26:37,508
I'm never going to let a man
have that kind of power over me

422
00:26:37,639 --> 00:26:39,510
again.

423
00:26:39,641 --> 00:26:40,947
Anything you say, baby.

424
00:26:41,077 --> 00:26:43,123
Anything.

425
00:26:43,253 --> 00:26:45,429
I've got another song to sing.

426
00:26:45,560 --> 00:26:46,692
And don't call me baby.

427
00:26:50,347 --> 00:26:52,219
[applause]

428
00:26:55,309 --> 00:26:56,919
Where's Lester?

429
00:26:57,050 --> 00:26:57,746
I don't know.

430
00:27:04,448 --> 00:27:06,494
Aren't they wonderful?

431
00:27:06,625 --> 00:27:08,496
Well, next we're going
to sing a song that I'd

432
00:27:08,627 --> 00:27:10,629
like to dedicate to a certain--

433
00:27:17,244 --> 00:27:22,423
uh, that I'd like to dedicate
to all of our Polish friends

434
00:27:22,553 --> 00:27:23,903
out there.

435
00:27:24,033 --> 00:27:25,861
It's a song I'm
sure you all know.

436
00:27:25,992 --> 00:27:27,776
[accordion playing]

437
00:27:42,922 --> 00:27:44,227
[pounding feet]

438
00:27:44,358 --> 00:27:45,968
[clattering]

439
00:27:46,099 --> 00:27:46,839
What goes, doll?

440
00:27:46,969 --> 00:27:48,536
It's in the accordion.

441
00:27:48,667 --> 00:27:49,537
[sputtering]

442
00:27:49,668 --> 00:27:50,538
Hey, what are you, yellow?

443
00:27:50,669 --> 00:27:52,540
Come on.

444
00:27:52,671 --> 00:27:54,498
Quick, open that door.

445
00:27:54,629 --> 00:27:55,499
[thump]

446
00:27:55,630 --> 00:27:56,500
[groaning]

447
00:27:56,631 --> 00:27:58,024
[crash]

448
00:27:58,154 --> 00:27:59,982
[explosion]

449
00:28:00,113 --> 00:28:01,505
Where's the accordion player?

450
00:28:01,636 --> 00:28:03,159
He made a getaway
after the last song.

451
00:28:03,290 --> 00:28:04,595
CAPTAIN: He might still
be in the building.

452
00:28:04,726 --> 00:28:05,292
Let's go.
- No.

453
00:28:05,422 --> 00:28:07,033
You go.

454
00:28:07,163 --> 00:28:08,251
I've got three Morris agents
out there, a set to finish,

455
00:28:08,382 --> 00:28:09,470
and a boyfriend to set straight.

456
00:28:09,600 --> 00:28:10,601
[panting]

457
00:28:10,732 --> 00:28:11,777
That's my little star.

458
00:28:15,128 --> 00:28:16,433
[exhaling]

459
00:28:20,002 --> 00:28:21,308
[applause]

460
00:28:22,396 --> 00:28:24,224
BLOWFISH: [snoring]

461
00:28:26,792 --> 00:28:28,097
[yawning]

462
00:28:29,664 --> 00:28:31,231
Oh, I'm sorry.
Are you done yet?

463
00:28:31,361 --> 00:28:32,711
- Sal.
- He's right.

464
00:28:32,841 --> 00:28:35,148
Nap time, baby.

465
00:28:35,278 --> 00:28:39,108
Besides, there wasn't any
bomb in the accordion anyway.

466
00:28:39,239 --> 00:28:40,109
No?

467
00:28:40,240 --> 00:28:41,458
It blew up, didn't it?

468
00:28:41,589 --> 00:28:43,199
It broke.

469
00:28:43,330 --> 00:28:44,592
Do you really want to know
what happened this afternoon?

470
00:28:44,723 --> 00:28:45,767
No.
Don't tell me.

471
00:28:45,898 --> 00:28:47,029
I don't want to know.

472
00:28:47,160 --> 00:28:48,639
When I heard the
Senator was going

473
00:28:48,770 --> 00:28:50,250
to speak at my old high
school, I wanted to be there.

474
00:28:50,380 --> 00:28:53,166
I mean, what American wouldn't?

475
00:28:53,296 --> 00:28:55,081
They never knew what hit them.

476
00:28:55,211 --> 00:28:57,039
After that, the State
Championship game

477
00:28:57,170 --> 00:28:58,345
was a piece of cake.

478
00:28:58,475 --> 00:28:59,825
Hey, Sal, tell us
again about the time

479
00:28:59,955 --> 00:29:01,740
you scored seven touchdowns
against Jefferson.

480
00:29:01,870 --> 00:29:04,873
[scoffing] Come on,
it's ancient history.

481
00:29:05,004 --> 00:29:05,874
Next?

482
00:29:06,005 --> 00:29:07,658
Tell us about Wilbur.

483
00:29:07,789 --> 00:29:08,572
[music playing]

484
00:29:08,703 --> 00:29:10,096
[heavy breathing]

485
00:29:10,226 --> 00:29:11,271
Or didn't they used to
tell stories about Wilbur

486
00:29:11,401 --> 00:29:12,925
when you were a student here?

487
00:29:13,055 --> 00:29:14,535
Come on, Corene.

488
00:29:14,665 --> 00:29:16,493
Everybody knows those stories
are a bunch of baloney.

489
00:29:16,624 --> 00:29:18,191
Wilbur Friedman is no baloney.

490
00:29:18,321 --> 00:29:22,151
[scoffing] You're saying
there really was a Wilbur?

491
00:29:22,282 --> 00:29:24,893
He was a custodian
here my freshman year.

492
00:29:25,024 --> 00:29:26,329
Weird guy.

493
00:29:26,460 --> 00:29:28,505
Lived in a tool shed out
by the athletic field.

494
00:29:28,636 --> 00:29:31,465
No one paid much
attention to him,

495
00:29:31,595 --> 00:29:34,033
until one day he
took a weed whipper

496
00:29:34,163 --> 00:29:35,599
and turned the
entire cheerleading

497
00:29:35,730 --> 00:29:39,038
squad into hamburger.

498
00:29:39,168 --> 00:29:41,301
Gross.

499
00:29:41,431 --> 00:29:44,391
Sal, I thought you
were for real, man.

500
00:29:44,521 --> 00:29:46,349
But you're bunk.

501
00:29:46,480 --> 00:29:49,526
You probably never even kicked
a field goal against Jefferson.

502
00:29:49,657 --> 00:29:50,658
Let's get out of here, Corene.

503
00:29:50,789 --> 00:29:52,616
[heavy breathing]

504
00:29:53,748 --> 00:29:56,055
[music playing]

505
00:30:01,669 --> 00:30:03,540
[heavy breathing]

506
00:30:23,473 --> 00:30:24,823
[squeak]

507
00:30:25,780 --> 00:30:26,607
Hey, hey!
Hey!

508
00:30:26,737 --> 00:30:27,913
Hey!
What in the hell?

509
00:30:28,043 --> 00:30:28,827
What are you doing?

510
00:30:35,790 --> 00:30:36,573
[squeak]

511
00:30:36,704 --> 00:30:38,749
It's all clear, sir.

512
00:30:38,880 --> 00:30:40,186
[squeak]

513
00:30:43,754 --> 00:30:46,192
Did you hear the one about
the rabbi and the priest?

514
00:30:46,322 --> 00:30:47,193
[chuckling] Yes, sir.

515
00:30:47,323 --> 00:30:49,195
Many times.

516
00:30:49,325 --> 00:30:51,458
[laughing] Just kills me.

517
00:30:57,812 --> 00:30:59,553
[water running]

518
00:31:02,121 --> 00:31:04,340
[WHISPERING] Say,
isn't that the, uh--

519
00:31:04,471 --> 00:31:05,994
[thump]
- Yeah, that's him.

520
00:31:06,125 --> 00:31:06,995
[thump]

521
00:31:07,126 --> 00:31:08,475
Really?

522
00:31:08,605 --> 00:31:10,085
Nice [inaudible]

523
00:31:10,216 --> 00:31:11,086
[whack]
- [groaning]

524
00:31:11,217 --> 00:31:11,957
[whack]

525
00:31:12,087 --> 00:31:13,436
[groaning]

526
00:31:13,567 --> 00:31:14,916
[thump]

527
00:31:16,091 --> 00:31:17,919
[weed whacker revving]

528
00:31:18,050 --> 00:31:19,442
What's going on out there?

529
00:31:19,573 --> 00:31:21,401
[weed whacker revving]

530
00:31:37,504 --> 00:31:38,287
Wilbur!

531
00:31:41,900 --> 00:31:43,249
All right, you maniac!

532
00:31:47,383 --> 00:31:50,299
It's you and me now.

533
00:31:50,430 --> 00:31:51,213
Come on!

534
00:31:54,913 --> 00:31:55,696
Wilbur!

535
00:31:58,917 --> 00:31:59,656
Wilbur!

536
00:32:06,881 --> 00:32:11,712
Sal, get back to work,
you little homunculus.

537
00:32:11,842 --> 00:32:13,192
[thump]

538
00:32:15,324 --> 00:32:16,195
[engine humming]

539
00:32:16,325 --> 00:32:18,675
[music playing]

540
00:32:59,151 --> 00:33:00,021
[thump]

541
00:33:00,152 --> 00:33:01,980
[groaning]

542
00:33:16,168 --> 00:33:16,951
Hey.

543
00:33:22,565 --> 00:33:24,393
[side conversations]

544
00:33:29,050 --> 00:33:29,964
Your name, sir?

545
00:33:30,095 --> 00:33:31,270
Pen.

546
00:33:31,400 --> 00:33:33,402
Doug Hall.

547
00:33:33,533 --> 00:33:36,101
Oh, yes, Commander Penhall.

548
00:33:36,231 --> 00:33:38,451
Right this way, sir.

549
00:33:38,581 --> 00:33:40,409
[side conversations]

550
00:33:52,334 --> 00:33:54,032
Bid on 28 black.

551
00:33:54,162 --> 00:33:54,945
Ooh.

552
00:34:00,560 --> 00:34:01,343
Thank you.

553
00:34:04,085 --> 00:34:06,044
$50,000, please.

554
00:34:06,174 --> 00:34:06,914
Of course, Mr. Penhall.

555
00:34:11,701 --> 00:34:19,535
36, 24, 34.

556
00:34:26,107 --> 00:34:30,372
$50,000 on double O.

557
00:34:30,503 --> 00:34:32,070
The limit is 20 sir.

558
00:34:35,247 --> 00:34:36,030
You would break the bank.

559
00:34:52,090 --> 00:34:53,134
Place your bets, please.

560
00:34:58,313 --> 00:35:00,141
[ball rattling]

561
00:35:08,715 --> 00:35:10,499
[ball clattering]

562
00:35:13,111 --> 00:35:13,981
Oh!

563
00:35:14,112 --> 00:35:15,461
DEALER: Winner.

564
00:35:15,591 --> 00:35:16,462
Double zero.

565
00:35:16,592 --> 00:35:18,377
[onlookers exclaiming]

566
00:35:22,511 --> 00:35:23,643
Listen folks, he broke the bank.

567
00:35:44,446 --> 00:35:45,752
I'm busted.

568
00:35:45,882 --> 00:35:48,537
Why, yes.

569
00:35:48,668 --> 00:35:49,408
Of course you are.

570
00:35:52,280 --> 00:35:56,154
You got a nice bankroll there.

571
00:35:56,284 --> 00:35:59,287
I bet you say
that all the boys.

572
00:35:59,418 --> 00:36:03,248
Buy a washout a drink?

573
00:36:03,378 --> 00:36:07,382
Perhaps we should
listen to the Senator.

574
00:36:07,513 --> 00:36:09,079
Whatever you say.

575
00:36:09,210 --> 00:36:12,344
SENATOR: So she turns to
the rabbi and says, oh yeah?

576
00:36:12,474 --> 00:36:14,520
Well I got your
birdie right here.

577
00:36:14,650 --> 00:36:15,608
[laughing]

578
00:36:15,738 --> 00:36:17,784
Why don't we go
someplace cozy?

579
00:36:31,493 --> 00:36:35,454
I'm going to slip into
something more comfortable.

580
00:36:35,584 --> 00:36:36,629
Why don't you make us a drink?

581
00:36:48,206 --> 00:36:49,511
[dial tone]

582
00:36:58,651 --> 00:36:59,826
What did you
say your name was?

583
00:36:59,956 --> 00:37:01,654
[music playing]

584
00:37:03,264 --> 00:37:14,710
[inaudible]
[inaudible] [inaudible]

585
00:37:14,841 --> 00:37:15,668
[spritz]

586
00:37:15,798 --> 00:37:17,147
[thump]

587
00:37:18,758 --> 00:37:20,977
And what's your name?

588
00:37:21,108 --> 00:37:23,023
Hall, Doug Pen.

589
00:37:27,593 --> 00:37:28,942
Oh!

590
00:37:29,072 --> 00:37:31,466
Where's the bomb?

591
00:37:31,597 --> 00:37:33,076
You have to ask?

592
00:37:33,207 --> 00:37:35,253
Don't be coy with me.

593
00:37:35,383 --> 00:37:36,819
There's a bug in the
chandelier, and that

594
00:37:36,950 --> 00:37:38,952
can only mean one thing.

595
00:37:39,082 --> 00:37:40,345
SAL: That's right, Mr. Penhall.

596
00:37:40,475 --> 00:37:41,650
[thump]

597
00:37:43,652 --> 00:37:46,264
Sal [inaudible] Blowfish.

598
00:37:46,394 --> 00:37:48,657
Ah, so nice to see you again.

599
00:37:48,788 --> 00:37:50,180
What is it this time?

600
00:37:50,311 --> 00:37:51,573
Gold?

601
00:37:51,704 --> 00:37:54,184
Diamonds?

602
00:37:54,315 --> 00:37:55,316
Junk bonds?

603
00:37:55,447 --> 00:37:56,926
[laughing]

604
00:37:59,451 --> 00:38:02,802
Nothing so insignificant,
Mr. Penhall.

605
00:38:02,932 --> 00:38:05,674
I'd like you to
meet my colleague.

606
00:38:09,330 --> 00:38:10,418
The Senator.

607
00:38:10,549 --> 00:38:12,855
Not the Senator, Mr. Penhall.

608
00:38:12,986 --> 00:38:16,642
But an incredible simulation.

609
00:38:16,772 --> 00:38:18,470
They're doing marvelous
things these days

610
00:38:18,600 --> 00:38:20,385
with plastic surgery.

611
00:38:20,515 --> 00:38:22,387
Don't you agree?

612
00:38:22,517 --> 00:38:24,780
Allow me to explain.

613
00:38:24,911 --> 00:38:29,655
We have placed a large explosive
device in the laundry room,

614
00:38:29,785 --> 00:38:32,701
behind the dais just where
the Senator is to be seated.

615
00:38:32,832 --> 00:38:34,137
In the storage room?

616
00:38:34,268 --> 00:38:35,791
The laundry room.

617
00:38:35,922 --> 00:38:40,013
Along the back wall, behind
a large industrial dryer.

618
00:38:40,143 --> 00:38:40,927
Oh, yes.

619
00:38:41,057 --> 00:38:42,798
I know where that is.

620
00:38:42,929 --> 00:38:47,325
Following this explosion, we
will remove the Senator's body

621
00:38:47,455 --> 00:38:50,719
and replace him with
Mr. Fukuyama here.

622
00:38:50,850 --> 00:38:53,766
Following a short recovery,
he will return to Washington.

623
00:38:53,896 --> 00:38:59,685
And I, Mr. Penhall, will have
an operative in a position

624
00:38:59,815 --> 00:39:01,208
of incredible power.

625
00:39:01,339 --> 00:39:04,037
[exhaling] [chuckling]

626
00:39:05,604 --> 00:39:07,432
Prepare to die.

627
00:39:07,562 --> 00:39:10,086
[inaudible], it is time.

628
00:39:10,217 --> 00:39:11,261
[click]

629
00:39:11,392 --> 00:39:14,743
And what time
is that, exactly?

630
00:39:14,874 --> 00:39:17,006
Half past.

631
00:39:17,137 --> 00:39:18,007
[whooshing]

632
00:39:18,138 --> 00:39:19,095
Ah, what is this?

633
00:39:19,226 --> 00:39:20,096
- [coughing]
- Ah!

634
00:39:20,227 --> 00:39:21,533
- What is this?
- Ah!

635
00:39:21,663 --> 00:39:22,490
What's going on?

636
00:39:22,621 --> 00:39:23,491
What is this?

637
00:39:23,622 --> 00:39:25,972
[music playing]

638
00:39:48,516 --> 00:39:49,648
Open, damn you.

639
00:39:49,778 --> 00:39:50,518
Open!

640
00:39:58,874 --> 00:40:00,354
PENHALL [VOICEOVER]: This
isn't the storage room.

641
00:40:00,485 --> 00:40:01,964
[slam]
- Douglas, behind the dryer.

642
00:40:06,055 --> 00:40:07,883
[clattering]

643
00:40:12,018 --> 00:40:14,237
I couldn't bear the idea of
anything happening to you.

644
00:40:18,720 --> 00:40:19,504
Down here.

645
00:40:23,943 --> 00:40:25,292
[beeping]

646
00:40:25,423 --> 00:40:27,337
No problem.

647
00:40:27,468 --> 00:40:28,687
[door shuts]

648
00:40:30,210 --> 00:40:31,254
Big problem.

649
00:40:31,385 --> 00:40:32,691
[gasping]

650
00:40:34,432 --> 00:40:35,215
[clang]

651
00:40:35,345 --> 00:40:36,085
Oh!

652
00:40:41,308 --> 00:40:43,179
[grunting]

653
00:40:43,310 --> 00:40:44,616
[crash]

654
00:40:45,791 --> 00:40:46,705
[breathing heavily]

655
00:40:46,835 --> 00:40:47,662
[clang]

656
00:40:47,793 --> 00:40:50,622
WOMAN: Get him!

657
00:40:50,752 --> 00:40:52,101
[clank]

658
00:40:53,233 --> 00:40:54,103
[groaning]

659
00:40:54,234 --> 00:40:56,062
[clattering]

660
00:40:57,716 --> 00:40:58,586
Ah!

661
00:40:58,717 --> 00:41:00,545
[thump]

662
00:41:08,117 --> 00:41:08,988
[groaning]

663
00:41:09,118 --> 00:41:09,945
[thump]

664
00:41:10,076 --> 00:41:11,512
[rapid accordion music]

665
00:41:11,643 --> 00:41:13,471
[crash]

666
00:41:15,603 --> 00:41:16,648
Douglas, hurry!

667
00:41:16,778 --> 00:41:17,779
Huh?

668
00:41:17,910 --> 00:41:18,867
The bomb!

669
00:41:18,998 --> 00:41:19,738
Oh, yeah.

670
00:41:25,918 --> 00:41:27,702
[beeping]

671
00:41:34,579 --> 00:41:35,754
Eeny, meeny, miny, moe.

672
00:41:38,539 --> 00:41:40,106
Catch a tiger by the toe.

673
00:41:44,458 --> 00:41:45,807
If he hollered, let him go.

674
00:41:48,723 --> 00:41:50,377
Eeny, meeny, miny, moe.

675
00:41:50,508 --> 00:41:51,247
[snip]

676
00:41:51,378 --> 00:41:52,161
[beeping stops]

677
00:41:52,292 --> 00:41:53,685
[sighing]

678
00:41:57,819 --> 00:41:59,778
Double 01.

679
00:41:59,908 --> 00:42:00,866
I'm six better.

680
00:42:05,566 --> 00:42:08,264
Well, I have to admit, I
was a tad nervous in there.

681
00:42:08,395 --> 00:42:09,178
Yeah.

682
00:42:09,309 --> 00:42:10,440
I know what you mean.

683
00:42:10,571 --> 00:42:11,616
I always get nervous
whenever I right

684
00:42:11,746 --> 00:42:15,141
disarm an air conditioner.

685
00:42:15,271 --> 00:42:16,795
Well, it was a new model.

686
00:42:16,925 --> 00:42:19,754
[inhaling] Oh, my god.

687
00:42:19,885 --> 00:42:21,669
[laughing shakily]

688
00:42:22,844 --> 00:42:24,629
ALL: [arguing]

689
00:42:28,415 --> 00:42:29,808
BLOWFISH: You were singing.

690
00:42:29,938 --> 00:42:31,200
HOFFS: You were in your bedroom.
BLOWFISH: Listen!

691
00:42:31,331 --> 00:42:32,462
- You tell 'em.
- Listen up.

692
00:42:32,593 --> 00:42:33,681
- I was out there kicking butt.
- You?

693
00:42:33,812 --> 00:42:35,465
Are you sure about that?
- Kicking butt.

694
00:42:35,596 --> 00:42:38,599
HOFFS: What are you going to do
with a cake with no bomb in it?

695
00:42:38,730 --> 00:42:39,644
The bomb was in the cake.

696
00:42:39,774 --> 00:42:40,558
The bomb was in the accordion.

697
00:42:40,688 --> 00:42:41,559
So--

698
00:42:41,689 --> 00:42:42,516
[sighing]

699
00:42:42,647 --> 00:42:44,431
Did you get what you need?

700
00:42:44,562 --> 00:42:46,172
Yes, I did.

701
00:42:46,302 --> 00:42:50,916
For a Kung-fu, musical, silent,
international spy epic, yes.

702
00:42:51,046 --> 00:42:52,047
As to who saved the Senator--

703
00:42:55,529 --> 00:42:57,313
Didn't you guys tell
her what really happened?

704
00:43:00,099 --> 00:43:01,404
Well, compared to
what they told me,

705
00:43:01,535 --> 00:43:03,189
"Batman" plays
like a documentary.

706
00:43:05,887 --> 00:43:08,629
Well, maybe you should get
it from the horse's mouth,

707
00:43:08,760 --> 00:43:10,283
as opposed to the other end.

708
00:43:10,413 --> 00:43:11,197
Here.

709
00:43:15,897 --> 00:43:18,683
Hey, kid.

710
00:43:18,813 --> 00:43:22,469
Why don't tell Kathryn
here what you told me.

711
00:43:22,600 --> 00:43:26,516
SENATOR: In the future, there
will be high schools on Mars.

712
00:43:26,647 --> 00:43:29,302
Science will reach
new frontiers.

713
00:43:29,432 --> 00:43:34,481
Instead of auto shop,
you'll have rocket shop.

714
00:43:34,612 --> 00:43:36,309
[chuckling]

715
00:43:36,439 --> 00:43:39,834
One small step for man,
one giant step for mankind.

716
00:43:39,965 --> 00:43:40,748
[splat]

717
00:43:40,879 --> 00:43:42,141
ALL: [screaming]

718
00:43:43,316 --> 00:43:44,143
The eagle has landed, guys.

719
00:43:44,273 --> 00:43:45,187
Oh, yeah!
- Now, kid.

720
00:43:45,318 --> 00:43:46,058
Come on.

721
00:43:46,188 --> 00:43:48,103
Let's go.

722
00:43:48,234 --> 00:43:50,540
I had to protect the future.

723
00:43:50,671 --> 00:43:54,588
Yeah, I can see you
as the antihero type.

724
00:43:54,719 --> 00:43:56,764
This is perfect.

725
00:43:56,895 --> 00:43:58,070
[click]

726
00:43:58,200 --> 00:43:59,724
Uh, your tape ran out.

727
00:43:59,854 --> 00:44:01,421
That is OK.

728
00:44:01,551 --> 00:44:04,293
We'll just turn it over and
go over all this other crap.

729
00:44:04,424 --> 00:44:05,643
[click]

730
00:44:08,167 --> 00:44:10,125
Come here.
Tell me some more.

731
00:44:14,260 --> 00:44:16,610
Well, so much for
your movie career.

732
00:44:19,352 --> 00:44:22,747
I guess I'll hang
up my nunchucks.

733
00:44:22,877 --> 00:44:25,837
I don't know why
she's talking to him.

734
00:44:25,967 --> 00:44:30,668
I mean, I was the
one who caught him.

735
00:44:30,798 --> 00:44:31,843
[squeak]

736
00:44:58,130 --> 00:44:58,913
[horse whinnies]

737
00:44:59,044 --> 00:45:00,393
[music - "happy trails"]

738
00:45:02,047 --> 00:45:03,048
[hoof beats]

739
00:45:09,881 --> 00:45:17,497
Happy trails to you,
till we meet again.

740
00:45:26,941 --> 00:45:28,247
[theme music]

741
00:45:54,186 --> 00:45:54,969
Jump!

742
00:45:59,278 --> 00:46:00,061
Jump!

743
00:46:22,388 --> 00:46:23,171
Jump!

744
00:46:26,914 --> 00:46:29,525
[music playing]