EVELYN: So if it sounds like I'm going
to be asking you for cash, let me assure you, I am.
[laughter]
But more importantly, I'm asking for your time.
Every day, 60 tons of toxic waste oozes into our bay.
And for each minute that we allow that to continue,
we've lost another part of our future
for us and for our children.
And I know that all of us together
have the power to make it stop.
And I also know that it's late and some of you
have a history test tomorrow.
[groaning]
[laughs] As you can see, my students
are my biggest supporters.
[cheering]
So I'll just finish up tonight by saying
please, invest in your future.
Sign up tonight.
Help us make a difference.
Thank you.
[applause]
[cheering]
[music playing]
[suspenseful music playing]
What are you doing here?
[screams]
[footsteps]
[music playing]
[MUSIC - HOLLY ROBINSON, "21 JUMP STREET THEME"]
We never thought we'd find a place where we belong.
Don't have to stand alone, never let you fall.
Don't need permission to decide what you believe.
Oh, I said jump down on Jump Street.
I said jump down on Jump Street.
Your friends will be there when your back is to the wall.
You'll find you'll need us cause there's no one else to call.
When it looks hopeless, a decision's what you need.
You'd better be ready to, be ready to jump.
21 Jump Street.
ADAM: Evidently, she was a hell of a teacher.
JUDY: Not to mention a great person.
You see all those environmental groups she belonged to?
ADAM: Yeah.
Evelyn Marks was speaking for the Save the Bay
group the night she died.
She left the place around 10:00.
They found her in an alley two hours later stabbed to death.
Any witnesses?
Well, a security guard said he saw
a blond kid, high school age, running
from the alley around midnight.
Did he get a good look at him?
Nah, he never saw the kid's face.
A blond male teenager.
Well, that narrows it down.
Any other suspects?
Well, that's what we're going to find out.
"We're?"
The entire library's shelf on modern European history.
You're looking at the new teach.
[knocking]
Yeah?
Hey, Captain, did you make up your mind about tonight yet?
We still got that extra ticket.
Oh, yeah.
To the 1,000 maniacs.
10,000 maniacs.
Yeah, right.
Uh, look, no.
You guys go on ahead, OK?
Camper von Beethoven is open now.
Really?
Hey, he's good.
They're good.
- I knew that. - So come on.
I mean, unless you get some sort of big date or something
like that.
Well, actually, I did have dinner plans
with a certain lady friend.
You filthy dog.
Make us proud.
Come on, Jude.
Tell her to go easy on you, Captain.
You got class tomorrow.
[sighs]
[birds chirping]
I hear you stepped on a corporate drape.
For two years.
Last year, I got bumped up to assistant editor.
That's great.
Only if I could do the same thing here.
Well, that's no problem.
But, um, with everything that's happened--
Oh, you mean your advisor?
I heard.
It's just that Evelyn was like a mom to all of us.
To those who were in such a stupid--
I'm really sorry.
Look, I'm just saying with all the chaos,
you may just have to pitch in wherever
we need you just for now.
Sure.
Since you'll been taking over Evelyn's classes,
I've decided to put Denise with you.
That's me, by the way.
Oh, forgive me.
With all the confusion--
That's OK.
Adam Fischer.
Denise Price.
Denise has been our student teacher
for the past few months.
She'll be able to show you the ropes.
Well, I do appreciate it.
But I did my homework, and I'm sure that I can handle it.
OK.
What have you got?
"Rise and Fall of the Third Reich."
[laughs]
I doubt you'll need that for your first class.
Come on.
So a woman's menstrual cycle is usually how long?
Yes.
- 28 days? - That's right.
VINNIE: Uh, you sure about that, Mr. Fischer?
Well, yes.
Well, between 28 and 30 days on the average.
Weird.
Why is that?
Well, because my girlfriend's time of the month is, uh,
every day of the month.
[laughter]
Class-- STUDENT: Hey, hey.
I got another question.
Yes?
VINNIE: How do you know if a girl's a virgin or not?
Well, there's no real physical proof for virginity--
STUDENT: But I thought the hymen acted as sort of a seal
between the-- [groaning]
OK, OK, OK.
Maybe we should get back to the text.
I really want to know about this virginity thing.
Vinnie, I've seen your girlfriends.
Trust me, they're no virgins.
[laughter]
Oh.
What do you think, Martin?
Uh, picture's got to fit a bit above.
So--
So I'll make the enlargement a little bigger.
MEGAN: Kevin, you couldn't get a job at the "Enquirer"
because their standards are too high.
Look, if you don't like it, don't read it.
I have to print this, Kevin.
It's tabloid trash!
Look, while you work on your Pulitzer,
I'll sell papers, all right?
Don't change a word.
Who's that?
Kevin Ness, gossip guru.
They have this fight every week.
--and Sherry Miller behind the bleachers at the prom,
not to mention this garbage about Evelyn.
Now this again.
If you think I'm going to spread your bile--
Meg, don't let him get to you.
Hi.
I'm Judy Allen.
I just started on the paper today.
You're just in time for the weekly slug fest.
Well, if it makes you feel any better, I did
think she was being a little harsh.
It's her Carl Bernstein impression.
Shoot.
Back in my old school, the gossip column was
the first thing everyone read. - It always is.
That's what Megan doesn't get.
People always assume the worst about other people.
They want to.
It makes them feel good.
So why not cash in on that?
Especially stuff on people like Evelyn Marks.
To hear everyone talk, you'd think
the woman was up for sainthood.
I don't believe in saints.
Everyone's got a little dirt in their drawers.
What kind of dirt?
Well, Evelyn was an attractive, single woman
who was cozy with her students.
Some people say very cozy. - No!
She was having an affair?
With a senior supposedly, but no one could prove it.
Anyway, Megan the pure made me yank the story.
I think the affair ended soon after.
How do you know?
Well, Evelyn's windshield got bashed in the school
parking lot a month ago.
They said vandalism, but--
But you're not so sure.
Let's just say I wonder.
When I was teaching social living,
someone left a condom filled with water
on my seat every day.
[laughs] Clever.
At least you didn't sit on them.
Did you?
Only once.
[laughter]
The main thing to remember is that you'll survive.
Uh, you know, Margaret, I would
love to get my hands on Evelyn's class notes,
but the cabinet in her classroom is locked.
Any chance there's a key floating around somewhere?
Oh, I have no idea.
But I wouldn't worry about it, Adam.
Denise says you're already a pro.
[laughs]
[clattering]
Take it.
It's my apology for encouraging them this morning.
ADAM: Thank you.
You know, I'd lost them anyway soon as we got to the part
about body hair.
I don't know.
Your explanation of hygiene was really riveting.
Ah, yes. One of my strengths.
Well, look.
Since it's my job to make you feel at home,
how about a quick tour of the place?
Teacher's lounge?
For starters.
So the varsity team almost made city finals this year,
and at the last minute, they choked.
Aw.
Real heart breaker, huh?
I'm still getting over it.
Uh, yeah.
Well, we should probably be getting back.
Too bad.
I was kind of enjoying the scenery.
Yeah, I bet you were.
Actually, it was you I was referring to.
[suspenseful music playing]
Martin?
Judy.
What are you doing here?
Oh, I thought I'd finished the layout early,
impress everybody.
Oh.
Great.
I was just looking for a picture of Evelyn.
You know, for this story we're running.
That'll be nice.
Well, anyway.
Night.
Goodnight.
[suspenseful music playing]
All I know is she's lying.
They already had a picture of Evelyn for that story.
So what do you think she was looking for?
I don't know. She locked the door behind her.
I never even got in.
Captain, this is going to sound weird,
but I think maybe it wasn't a guy.
What wasn't a guy?
The kid they saw running from the alley that night.
Street was dark, witness never saw a face.
Oh, wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
You saying it was Megan?
I'm saying it's possible.
If Evelyn was having an affair with a senior,
maybe it was Megan's boyfriend.
[scoffs] Ah, yes.
The old love triangle.
OK, I know it doesn't make much sense.
Hey, uh, Hoffs--
But then neither did Megan digging through Evelyn's desk
in the middle of the night.
What?
Do you know how old I am?
No.
Should I?
Well, what would you guess?
I don't know.
Pretty young, I guess.
Really? JUDY: Sure.
44, 45.
Get close to the girl and her boyfriend.
What we must do now is to turn the tragic loss
of our friend and teacher into something
that makes sense in our lives.
That's why Evelyn would have applauded
our planting this beautiful young tree in her memory.
It will take root and grow and become
a permanent part of our school, our lives, and our world.
There will be a gathering at my house this evening.
And you're all invited to come.
Hey.
Hi.
Can you believe that tree planting ceremony?
What about it?
I don't know.
It just-- it made me feel so awful.
- You didn't even Ev. - Oh, I know.
But it's just the way people pretend, like it's
not a tragedy or something.
What do you mean?
Well, I have this friend at my old school
who almost died once.
He was hooked up to this machine with all
these tubes and everything.
People would come by and say, "That's just God's way,"
or "Whatever happens is for the best."
But they all felt so horrible, so why even say those things?
Anyway, that's what it seemed like back there to me.
People trying to cheer each other up
when inside, they're all really dying.
He's still at the memorial service.
I'm early.
I'll wait in his office.
See ya.
DENISE: What are you doing?
Oh, um, since I know Evelyn's notes
are in there and we never found the keys, I just thought I'd--
Have a little faith in your teaching.
Uh, look.
I think we should break into two groups
today to discuss the chapter on puberty.
Fine.
You take the girls and I'll take the boys this time.
You want to switch?
When you were a teenager, weren't you
just dying to hear the other side's version of all this?
Quite honestly, I don't remember.
I don't believe you've lost all
those feelings just because you've got
a few gray hairs in your beard.
Look, I didn't mean that in a bad way.
Uh, look, Denise, I'm sure you a fun girl,
and this is some kind of game or something.
But I'd appreciate it if you would can the innuendos.
Look, I'm sorry.
ADAM: That's OK.
I just don't want you to embarrass yourself.
No, no.
You're right.
I was flirting.
And I guess that's pretty childish, huh?
Yeah.
So I'll get straight to the point.
Adam, I am very attracted to you.
And I'd love to spend some time together away from work.
Unless you're not attracted to me.
No. Yes.
No.
Um-- what I mean is--
what I'm saying here is--
How about dinner?
I don't think so.
Look, there's no rule against faculty socializing.
Well, I know that, Denise.
But-- Denise, do you know where you were when the Reverend Dr.
Martin Luther King was shot?
[laughs] No.
Do you?
Let's just say I wasn't in diapers.
[sighs] I'd just like to get to know you better.
[bell ringing] That's all.
Did you find the drill team pictures?
Oh.
Yeah, more than I wanted.
You know what--
[laughter]
You first.
I just wanted to apologize for being such a rag today.
It wasn't you.
I know.
The last few days have been tough for me.
Sometimes it comes out in strange ways.
Eh, forget about it.
You going to that wake for Evelyn tonight?
I don't think I could handle a party.
It's be exactly like you said.
Everybody being phony, telling funny stories.
I can't stand all that "let's share our grief" stuff.
Guess that makes two of us.
So where's your boyfriend tonight?
I don't know.
We're not exactly lovebirds lately.
What about you?
How is your friend?
The one hooked up on all those machines.
Oh!
Oh, he's great.
I'm just so glad he's still around, you know?
You work together on the paper?
No, I didn't exactly have too many friends on the paper.
Too many editorial disputes.
[laughter]
I know what you mean.
I have these fantasies of tying Kevin Ness to the flagpole out
front completely nude and papier-mache-ing him
with strips of his own column.
[laughs] Really?
And just leaving him out there?
Yeah.
Until winter.
And then I take a little wittle beanie and put it on his head
so he wouldn't get cold.
Uh, oh.
Got that beanie handy?
You won't believe the column this week.
Even you'll be impressed, Megan.
I don't read it.
Oh.
Well, let me read it to you.
We'll be late for the party.
[soft music playing]
Megan, you want to go back?
I'm sure Kevin's gone by now.
[laughs] You OK?
You look kind of wasted.
You want some?
I found it in the kitchen.
No, that's OK.
I'd probably just fall asleep.
You know, you don't look like the boozer type.
I'm trying to develop new hobbies.
Hi, Megan.
Are you a friend of Evelyn's or--
She's new.
Have you been drinking, Megan?
No.
I think you better give me the cup.
No.
Please.
Bullseye.
Megan, I'm terribly sorry.
Save it.
Excuse me.
Maybe this will help.
This was one of my favorite blouses.
[crying]
Hey.
Take it to the dry cleaners. They'll get it out.
It'll be just like new.
I don't care about that.
Well, what is it?
[CRYING] I can't.
You can't what?
I'm so scared.
About what, Megan?
Everything's so horrible.
Come on.
You can tell me.
[cries]
[suspenseful music playing]
[cries]
[knocking] ADAM: Yo!
Captain, it's Judy.
Hey.
We've got to talk.
Megan Bennett tried to kiss me, which
leads me to believe that--
where's your beard?
It's in the sink.
How do I look?
Like your beard's missing.
Look, I think maybe Megan had a thing for Evelyn.
Whoa.
You think Megan's gay?
She aimed for my lips.
What did you do?
Well, I turned my head away, of course.
Anyway, what if Megan told Evelyn she had a crush on her?
Evelyn rejects her, Megan becomes distraught.
And in the heat of the moment, she kills her.
I wonder if she was the one who wrote the letter.
- What letter? - Look.
I found this shoved in the back of a cabinet.
It's unsigned.
"Evelyn, I think of you always,
and I hope you do the same.
I love you very much."
Oh, boy.
Well, now, that's no proof that it's Megan.
Well, I'll tell you one thing.
She knows something.
Only she's just so scared.
Yeah, and very confused from the sound of it.
If I could just get her to talk.
Look, uh, Judy, if this kid has real feelings for you,
you're going to have to handle this very delicately.
No kidding, Captain.
Only next time, I think I'll be a little bit more prepared.
I'll just explain to her that I'm not that way,
and we'll just go on from there.
Yeah.
Well, just be careful.
Uh, Judy, um-- look, uh, while you're here, um--
[clears throat] can I ask you something?
Would you want to go out with me?
What is it with everybody?
First I get hit on by a high school girl,
and then my boss asks me out on a date?
What, am I emitting some weird scent or something?
No, no.
See, Hoffs, I'm not asking you out.
I'm just asking if you'd want to go out with someone like me.
You know, theoretically.
Like you how?
Tall and thin?
No, no.
Like me.
Old. - Oh, I don't believe this.
So you going through some midlife crisis or something?
No.
I just want your opinion.
[sighs] Would I want to go out with a 45-year-old man?
43, damn it.
43!
OK, OK.
Look, if you were a terrific guy, really
fun, kind, charming, thoughtful, I wouldn't care if you were 83.
You wouldn't?
Well, I mean, I'd have to see him first, but--
look, Captain.
You are a very attractive man.
Whatever this is about, take a pill.
You should take the day off.
The layout looks terrific.
Thanks.
Actually, I came by to see if you could take a break.
Sorry.
I'm stuck here till the paper comes out this afternoon.
I wanted to make sure you're OK.
Last night--
Last night, I was tanked and probably very obnoxious.
If I was awful to you, I'm really sorry.
Don't be.
Look, uh, Megan, I was wondering--
Judy, I'd love to chat, but I've got a lot of work
to do here.
OK.
Maybe I'll come back later.
Maybe tomorrow.
OK.
JUDY: I've always had these feelings.
Only now, they're scarier.
And I'm afraid maybe I'm--
Look.
Your first mistake is to assume you're gay.
Every teen gets confused, especially when
it comes to sexuality.
JUDY: But I feel like a freak.
Like there's no one else at the school that's this way.
I feel like I'm all alone.
Oftentimes, girls your age will feel closer to other girls
than boys.
The important thing is to recognize these feelings
for what they are.
It's friendship.
Oh.
But it seems like a lot more than that to me.
Well, it is only if you make it that way.
Oh.
See, that's just it.
Um, there is this one friend.
Well, she-- [STUTTERING] she tried to kiss me.
She tried to, or she did?
JUDY: She did.
How did that feel?
I don't.
It felt like a kiss, I guess.
Almost normal.
Kind of innocent.
And when she moved towards me, I didn't turn my head away.
That surprised me.
It shouldn't.
You mean, because maybe we all have a little of these feelings
deep down inside?
No.
Because sometimes, our unconscious mind
makes us do things.
Then it convinces our conscious mind that it
was the other person's fault.
What?
CHARLES CRAIG: Well, if you think about it, you kissed her.
You made that happen.
You had these feelings, thought you might be gay,
so you kissed your girlfriend.
You got confused.
That's OK.
The important thing is to recognize
this behavior in the future and not give in to it.
GIRL: We all know about her dedication to mother earth.
But did we also know our late great history instructor--
--liked to kick up her heels after a hard day's work--
--with the rest of the girls at the club called Rain?
PS.
If you've never heard of Rain, it's the gay women's bar
on 43rd and Cedar.
That's the expression on everyone's face.
Denise.
Hey!
I like it.
Oh, yeah.
Well, I just figured it was time for a change.
[laughs]
Look, um, I've been thinking about what you said.
Yeah?
Would you like to go out to dinner with me tonight?
Oh, I'm sorry, Adam.
I can't. - You can't?
No.
I already made plans for tonight.
Oh.
Um, well, some other time, then.
MAN: Denise!
OK.
We'll talk about it tomorrow.
Yeah.
Denise, um, you know, when you said you wanted to see me,
I, um--
I assumed that you weren't involved with anyone.
[laughs] Adam, I want you to meet my dad.
[laughs] Dad, this is Adam.
[music playing]
JUDY: Megan, we got to talk.
I really need to be alone right now.
It's important.
Listen, the bartender at Rain described you exactly.
She said you were there that night with Evelyn.
Look, I know you two were--
Lovers?
Is that what you know?
You're saying you weren't?
God, you're just like everybody else.
You know, people are calling Evelyn "dyke" and "lesbo."
People who a week ago were saying she
was the greatest teacher we ever had.
There are a lot of small minds out there.
And that makes it OK?
Of course not.
Look, whatever your relationship was, I--
Evelyn was my teacher.
OK.
I followed her to the bar that night,
but it wasn't what you're thinking.
Then why did you go?
Because I needed somebody to talk to.
And about a month ago by accident,
I found out Evelyn was gay.
She told you about the bar?
Are you kidding?
She freaked out when she saw me there.
She made us go across the street to a diner.
I told her I wanted to be with her, just hang out and stuff.
But she said we couldn't be together
because it wasn't appropriate.
So that's when you went into the alley.
You can't think I did that to her.
Who did?
I ran back to tell her something.
I don't know who he was.
Some man in a long coat.
[CRYING] I never saw him before.
It's OK.
All you have to do is come downtown and tell what you saw.
[CRYING] No.
You have to.
If I say something, everybody will know I was there.
They'll think I'm gay.
It's not a sin, you know?
But I'm not.
Megan--
I'm confused, OK?
I'm-- I don't know what I am.
But if I talk about this, I can never find out.
I'll just be labelled a lesbian the rest of my life.
You would let Evelyn's killer go free
just because you're afraid of what
people might say about you?
Look what they're saying about Evelyn!
Nothing I do will bring Evelyn back.
Nothing.
[dramatic music playing]
I'm not sure what to tell you.
I mean, can have her subpoenaed.
I don't know.
I mean, how do I know what she's going through?
Maybe forcing her to come forward would ruin her life.
Yeah, well, it sure as hell could ruin our case.
An uncooperative witness can be worse than no witness at all.
Yeah.
Well, I'll just have to find some other way then.
Well, I sure hope you do because I
ran a check on the fingerprints on the letter.
Nothing.
You know, my first year of high school, my best friend
had a crush on another girl.
Allison talked about Melissa day and night
to the point where I thought it was a little strange.
When I asked my mom about it, she said
that Allison was different.
Funny thing is Allison didn't turn
out to be different at all.
Yeah.
Well, a lot of kids get confused growing up.
Some turn out to be straight, some turned out to be gay.
Yeah.
You know what really burns me up?
All those things I told you that counselor was telling me,
you know he's feeding that crap to Megan too.
No wonder the kid feels alienated.
Yeah.
I mean, he basically slapped my hand
and told me not to be attracted to girls anymore.
I mean, if Meghan is gay, it's not
as if she chose to be that way.
Yeah.
[clears throat] That's as stupid as saying that you
and I chose to be straight.
I mean, people are just what they are, you know?
And there comes a point when you have
to face up to that reality.
No matter how painful.
Now, that sounds like your midlife crisis talking.
Not anymore.
Can I have another cone over here, please?
How about you, detective?
What the hell.
Make it two.
[music playing]
Hi.
What are you drinking?
Grapefruit juice.
Sounds healthy.
Grapefruit and vodka, please.
[laughter]
So you must be new. - Is it that obvious?
[laughs] No offense, but you look like you're waiting
for your mother to walk in.
Thanks.
Not that I like this bar stuff any better, but, hey.
Where else are we going to find each other?
True.
So do you come here a lot?
Yeah, but I'd give it all up for the right woman.
It's a joke.
Oh.
[laughs nervously] Actually, I'm looking
for someone named Evelyn.
Mid 30s, dark hair, real fun?
She's supposed to come here all the time.
Is she the one in all that environmental stuff?
Yeah.
No, I haven't seen her in a while.
Well, that's weird.
She told me I could find her here almost any night.
Maybe that was just her polite way of telling me to get lost.
Or maybe her lover got jealous of her flirting.
Her lover?
Yeah
Did she come here too?
No, I never saw her.
Just that word was out that Evelyn was spoken for.
An older woman, my guess.
[sighs] I hate that.
The good ones are always taken.
Excuse me.
Yeah.
I hate that too.
I already told you.
I won't come forward.
I'm not asking you to.
But Evelyn had a lover, and I'll bet
a week's pay you know she is.
Look, Megan, this woman may know something.
Something that'll help me find Evelyn's murderer.
Are you really going to let someone get away with this?
These are both a thank you for asking me
to dinner yesterday and an invitation
to come sailing with me this weekend.
[sighs] Don't tell me.
You hate sailing.
You hate weekends.
[sighs] I do appreciate the offer, Denise.
But this is not going to work.
I can't go out with you.
Why?
Isn't it painfully obvious?
Denise, I could be your father.
In fact, I could be your father's older brother.
Or you could be my father's older brother's cousin.
But you're not.
So why can't we go out?
Because it's ridiculous.
I'm-- Denise, we are at completely
different places in our lives.
I mean, I'm worried about things like cholesterol
and where my kid's going to go to college.
And you're in college.
So I'll help him with his applications.
Look, if you don't find me attractive--
Hey, hey.
I haven't lost my eyesight yet.
This can't be about our ages.
I mean, that is so stupid.
Is it?
Denise, our backgrounds are worlds apart.
I mean, we won't share the same interest
in music, books, movies.
Oh, right.
If it's not a John Hughes film, I won't get it.
We have nothing in common.
We like each other.
That's not enough?
It's just not going to work.
I'm sorry.
[sighs] You know something, Adam?
Maybe you are a lot older than I thought.
[suspenseful music playing]
[laughs]
Megan.
Your husband killed Evelyn.
What are you talking about?
I saw him.
That's not possible.
It's true.
And you've known all along.
Ken and I no longer live together.
We hardly speak to each other.
So as far as your accusations--
First, he bashed in Evelyn's windshield.
And when that didn't scare her, he killed her because he
found out you two were lovers.
I have no proof of that.
But if you do, you should go and tell the police.
I can't.
And I can?
You're the eyewitness.
But you're the grown up.
Your whole future isn't at stake.
What I have--
what I have is my entire life on the line.
If people find out, I could lose my job.
And my son could be disgraced.
Come on.
You're saying no one knows you're gay?
Not even my husband.
I told him that I slept with Evelyn simply to humiliate him.
That's sick.
But it's supposed to get better!
Instead, it just goes on like this until you die.
For me, yes.
I've been living a lie for so long.
I wouldn't even know how to stop.
[dramatic music playing]
Hey.
Got a second?
Of course.
That night I talked to Evelyn, you know, in the diner?
Yeah.
She said that no matter how horrible and confused
I felt right now, that one day, all of this would make sense
and that eventually, I would realize that I'm OK
and I would feel good about myself.
I feel so far away.
Megan.
[CRYING] But what scares me most
is if I lie about myself now, maybe I'll never get there.
Maybe I'll never feel OK.
What can I do?
Just tell me.
[suspenseful music playing]
I know who killed Evelyn.
Maybe you should write it down.
So you should be testifying by the end of the week.
I've already given detective Hoffs the day off so
that she can be there with you.
Thanks.
So has it been horrible?
I made Kevin's column, of course.
And my boyfriend dumped me.
A few other people really freaked.
But a lot of people have come forward and been great.
People you would never expect.
So maybe Evelyn was right.
I hope so.
That girl is what was making you act so weird?
Why didn't you just tell me?
I don't know.
I guess I felt like a dirty old man.
A dirty old man?
Hoffs, I'm 20 years older than she is.
So what?
Yeah.
You know what it really was?
I guess I just felt like she'd get tired of me, you know?
Like I was this old codge that couldn't keep up,
and young guys would be hitting on her all the time,
and I'd just end up looking like a fool.
Want know what I really think?
What?
I think you already look like one.
I was just wondering if maybe we
could try this all over again.
Try what?
Try my marinated chicken tonight, my place.
I would like to make you dinner.
[laughs]
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