1 00:00:08,974 --> 00:00:11,563 [upbeat music] 2 00:01:55,425 --> 00:01:58,877 [slow synthesizer music] 3 00:02:03,951 --> 00:02:07,782 ♪ We never thought we'd find a place where we belong 4 00:02:07,817 --> 00:02:11,993 ♪ Don't have to stand alone, we'll never let you fall 5 00:02:13,650 --> 00:02:17,827 ♪ Don't need permission to decide what you believe 6 00:02:20,933 --> 00:02:25,662 ♪ I said jump, down on Jump Street 7 00:02:25,697 --> 00:02:29,873 ♪ I said jump, down on Jump Street 8 00:02:31,565 --> 00:02:36,466 ♪ Your friends will be there when your back is to the wall 9 00:02:36,501 --> 00:02:40,677 ♪ You'll find you need us 'cause there's no one else to call 10 00:02:42,092 --> 00:02:45,682 ♪ When it was hopeless, a decision's what you need 11 00:02:46,856 --> 00:02:49,169 ♪ You gotta be ready to, be ready to 12 00:02:49,203 --> 00:02:50,584 ♪ Jump 13 00:02:50,618 --> 00:02:55,382 ♪ 21 Jump Street 14 00:02:55,416 --> 00:02:57,487 - You're all familiar with Creative Arts High School, yes? 15 00:02:57,522 --> 00:02:59,179 - You mean like the one in Fame, Captain? 16 00:02:59,213 --> 00:03:00,697 - Bingo. 17 00:03:00,732 --> 00:03:03,217 - Oh no, somebody isn't stealing tights, are they? 18 00:03:03,252 --> 00:03:06,600 - No, but somebody's dealing a hell of a lot of drugs. 19 00:03:06,634 --> 00:03:09,154 They do have a severe drug problem. 20 00:03:09,189 --> 00:03:11,501 - Guess who they want to handle that problem? 21 00:03:11,536 --> 00:03:13,296 - Yeah, the city says unless the trafficking stops, 22 00:03:13,331 --> 00:03:15,712 they're gonna pull funding on the school. 23 00:03:15,747 --> 00:03:17,542 - Then they'll have to go to a regular high school 24 00:03:17,576 --> 00:03:19,647 and get the crap beat out of 'em every day. 25 00:03:19,682 --> 00:03:20,476 - Thank you, Dennis. 26 00:03:20,510 --> 00:03:21,615 - Uh, Hanson? 27 00:03:22,823 --> 00:03:24,756 - Please don't ask, thanks. 28 00:03:24,790 --> 00:03:26,206 - Okie dokie. 29 00:03:26,240 --> 00:03:27,414 Alright guys, listen up. 30 00:03:27,448 --> 00:03:30,037 On the real side, a lot of very talented kids 31 00:03:30,071 --> 00:03:32,833 are getting screwed up because of some idiot dope dealers. 32 00:03:32,867 --> 00:03:34,006 - Or they can't say no. 33 00:03:34,041 --> 00:03:35,249 - Yeah. 34 00:03:35,284 --> 00:03:37,044 Now, we're gonna bypass the audition process. 35 00:03:37,078 --> 00:03:38,804 There's an affirmative action low income quota 36 00:03:38,839 --> 00:03:40,220 that we can go in under. 37 00:03:40,254 --> 00:03:41,842 - Captain, wait a minute, 38 00:03:41,876 --> 00:03:44,362 these kids, you know, they sing, they dance, they act. 39 00:03:44,396 --> 00:03:46,226 - Well, that's the idea, Harry. 40 00:03:46,260 --> 00:03:48,400 - So what are we gonna do? 41 00:03:49,574 --> 00:03:50,989 - [Instructor] Five. Six. Seven. Eight. 42 00:03:51,023 --> 00:03:52,991 One. Two. Three. Four. 43 00:03:53,025 --> 00:03:56,788 Five. Six. Twirl and one. Two. Three. Four. 44 00:03:56,822 --> 00:04:00,757 Five. Six. Everybody round, two. Three. Four. 45 00:04:00,792 --> 00:04:02,794 Five and next group. 46 00:04:02,828 --> 00:04:06,798 One. Two. Three. Four. Five. Six. Seven. Eight. 47 00:04:06,832 --> 00:04:09,594 One. Two. Three. Four. Five. Six. 48 00:04:09,628 --> 00:04:14,461 Girls and one. Two. Three. Four. Five. Six. Seven. Eight. 49 00:04:14,495 --> 00:04:18,223 One. Two. Three. Four. Five. Six. Seven. Eight. 50 00:04:18,258 --> 00:04:20,570 One. Two. Three. Travel! 51 00:04:20,605 --> 00:04:22,020 Five. Six. Seven. Eight. 52 00:04:22,054 --> 00:04:25,748 One. Two. Three. Four. Five. Six. Seven. Eight. 53 00:04:25,782 --> 00:04:27,853 One. Two. Three. Four. 54 00:04:27,888 --> 00:04:30,718 Excuse me, Mr. Wong? Is that right? 55 00:04:30,753 --> 00:04:31,926 - Wong. 56 00:04:31,961 --> 00:04:35,309 - Wong. How many years of jazz, Mr. Wong? 57 00:04:35,344 --> 00:04:36,172 - Years? 58 00:04:37,104 --> 00:04:37,932 - Ballet? 59 00:04:39,106 --> 00:04:40,521 - I love the ballet. 60 00:04:40,556 --> 00:04:41,419 - Tap? 61 00:04:43,559 --> 00:04:46,113 Tell me, do you have any dance routines 62 00:04:46,147 --> 00:04:48,080 that you specialize in? 63 00:04:49,530 --> 00:04:53,983 - Well, there's one that I'm pretty good at. 64 00:04:54,017 --> 00:04:56,848 [Caribbean music] 65 00:05:10,689 --> 00:05:12,864 - Try the film department. 66 00:05:14,279 --> 00:05:15,453 - Alright, Harry. 67 00:05:15,487 --> 00:05:17,040 I wanna see you make a movie, man, 68 00:05:17,075 --> 00:05:19,319 but what I really wanna see is how you see life. 69 00:05:19,353 --> 00:05:21,942 This is your chance to interpret what's all around you. 70 00:05:21,976 --> 00:05:22,977 - That's it? 71 00:05:24,185 --> 00:05:26,049 - Tell me what you think art is, man. 72 00:05:26,084 --> 00:05:29,708 - Art is painting, dancing, singing, doing plays. 73 00:05:29,743 --> 00:05:32,021 - Okay, okay, and what do all those things have in common? 74 00:05:32,055 --> 00:05:34,610 They're all visions of life. 75 00:05:34,644 --> 00:05:38,199 Art is life as seen through the artist's eyes, okay? 76 00:05:38,234 --> 00:05:39,062 Okay. 77 00:05:39,960 --> 00:05:42,065 Take this camera. 78 00:05:42,100 --> 00:05:43,722 You break it, Imma kick your butt. 79 00:05:43,757 --> 00:05:45,068 You shoot anything you like, man. 80 00:05:45,103 --> 00:05:46,346 Shoot as much as you like. 81 00:05:46,380 --> 00:05:47,761 You come back here, 82 00:05:47,795 --> 00:05:49,038 Imma show you how to edit and put it to music. 83 00:05:49,072 --> 00:05:51,247 Harry, make some art, man. 84 00:05:52,662 --> 00:05:53,491 - Okay. 85 00:05:55,113 --> 00:05:55,941 Hey, hey. 86 00:05:57,046 --> 00:05:58,772 - Alright, man. 87 00:05:58,806 --> 00:06:00,152 - This is great. 88 00:06:01,913 --> 00:06:02,741 I like it. 89 00:06:04,674 --> 00:06:05,503 - Humming. 90 00:06:06,814 --> 00:06:09,196 [group hums] 91 00:06:11,716 --> 00:06:13,890 - Okay, everybody breathe. 92 00:06:17,135 --> 00:06:18,205 Breathe in. 93 00:06:18,239 --> 00:06:19,931 [group inhales deeply] 94 00:06:19,965 --> 00:06:20,794 Breathe out. 95 00:06:20,828 --> 00:06:22,243 [group exhales deeply] 96 00:06:22,278 --> 00:06:23,175 Breathe in. 97 00:06:23,210 --> 00:06:24,901 Breathe out. 98 00:06:24,936 --> 00:06:26,075 - Breathing class. 99 00:06:26,109 --> 00:06:27,317 I love it. 100 00:06:27,352 --> 00:06:28,353 - Concentrate. 101 00:06:28,388 --> 00:06:30,010 - Sorry. 102 00:06:30,044 --> 00:06:31,045 - Now relax. 103 00:06:34,186 --> 00:06:35,395 Feel your body. 104 00:06:37,707 --> 00:06:38,881 Feel yourself. 105 00:06:40,607 --> 00:06:43,195 Alright, let's see your tongues rolling. 106 00:06:43,230 --> 00:06:45,266 That's it, roll your tongues. Good. 107 00:06:45,301 --> 00:06:46,095 Very good. 108 00:06:46,129 --> 00:06:47,372 Keep them rolling. 109 00:06:47,407 --> 00:06:48,891 Keep them rolling. 110 00:06:50,064 --> 00:06:51,721 Alright, now let's chew, shall we? 111 00:06:51,756 --> 00:06:52,895 Derek, chew. 112 00:06:52,929 --> 00:06:54,344 Very good. 113 00:06:54,379 --> 00:06:55,173 Very good. 114 00:06:55,207 --> 00:06:56,001 Keep chewing. 115 00:06:56,036 --> 00:06:57,244 Chew. 116 00:06:57,278 --> 00:06:59,246 Alright, let me see the tongues again. 117 00:06:59,280 --> 00:07:01,006 Keep rolling your tongues. 118 00:07:01,041 --> 00:07:02,525 Roll your tongues. 119 00:07:03,526 --> 00:07:04,424 Good. 120 00:07:04,458 --> 00:07:07,288 [group screaming] 121 00:07:11,741 --> 00:07:12,570 - Enough! 122 00:07:18,196 --> 00:07:20,129 Remember the feeling. 123 00:07:20,163 --> 00:07:20,992 Fear. 124 00:07:21,924 --> 00:07:23,615 You're afraid. 125 00:07:23,650 --> 00:07:27,239 Your whole body can feel it but it's turning. 126 00:07:27,274 --> 00:07:29,103 It's making you angry. 127 00:07:30,242 --> 00:07:31,865 Now feel that anger. 128 00:07:31,899 --> 00:07:34,454 [Doug screams] 129 00:07:36,870 --> 00:07:38,388 Mr. Peterson, what were you feeling? 130 00:07:38,423 --> 00:07:39,493 - Anger? 131 00:07:39,528 --> 00:07:40,736 Anger at all this bull. 132 00:07:40,770 --> 00:07:42,185 Come on, when we gonna act? 133 00:07:42,220 --> 00:07:43,946 - When you get in touch with your feelings. 134 00:07:43,980 --> 00:07:45,119 - I am in touch with my feelings. 135 00:07:45,154 --> 00:07:46,396 You know they left a message. 136 00:07:46,431 --> 00:07:47,605 They said, get the show on the road. 137 00:07:47,639 --> 00:07:50,987 - Mr. Peterson, I know you're new to this class 138 00:07:51,022 --> 00:07:52,610 but I strongly recommend you connect your heart 139 00:07:52,644 --> 00:07:54,543 to your head if you have any hopes 140 00:07:54,577 --> 00:07:57,822 of becoming an actor, alright? 141 00:07:57,856 --> 00:07:59,409 - Alright. 142 00:07:59,444 --> 00:08:00,272 - Good. 143 00:08:01,411 --> 00:08:02,861 - Hey, guy. 144 00:08:02,896 --> 00:08:04,138 - Hey. 145 00:08:04,173 --> 00:08:05,346 - Wanna get in touch with your feelings? 146 00:08:05,381 --> 00:08:07,556 - Well, yeah, sure. 147 00:08:07,590 --> 00:08:09,074 - I got anything you need, man, 148 00:08:09,109 --> 00:08:11,456 wanna go up, down, sideways, 149 00:08:11,491 --> 00:08:13,700 breathe through your nose, man. 150 00:08:13,734 --> 00:08:15,322 - Oh, now you're talkin'. 151 00:08:15,356 --> 00:08:17,220 Hey, you got the money? 152 00:08:17,255 --> 00:08:18,532 - I got plenty of money. 153 00:08:18,567 --> 00:08:20,154 - Okay, let's talk. 154 00:08:22,191 --> 00:08:23,364 - You can hear that? 155 00:08:23,399 --> 00:08:24,676 Eddie, Eddie, you are making me so crazy 156 00:08:24,711 --> 00:08:26,160 with these odd bars of three, four, 157 00:08:26,195 --> 00:08:28,059 makes me wanna rip my toenails out. 158 00:08:28,093 --> 00:08:29,336 It's been done. 159 00:08:29,370 --> 00:08:30,510 - Wait, wait, wait, 160 00:08:30,544 --> 00:08:31,683 you're the one who always talks about when 161 00:08:31,718 --> 00:08:33,167 Lennon did it in We Can Work It Out, right? 162 00:08:33,202 --> 00:08:34,168 - Lennon didn't know what the hell he was doing. 163 00:08:34,203 --> 00:08:35,376 It was pure feel. 164 00:08:35,411 --> 00:08:36,308 - Alright, fine. 165 00:08:36,343 --> 00:08:38,518 - That's what made it great. 166 00:08:38,552 --> 00:08:39,795 What do you want? 167 00:08:39,829 --> 00:08:41,003 - I'm new. 168 00:08:41,037 --> 00:08:43,108 - Oh, okay. Cool. 169 00:08:43,143 --> 00:08:44,731 How many instruments you play? 170 00:08:44,765 --> 00:08:46,111 - Guitar and saxophone. 171 00:08:46,146 --> 00:08:46,905 - That's it? Two? 172 00:08:46,940 --> 00:08:47,803 [group laughs] 173 00:08:47,837 --> 00:08:48,942 Hey, shut up. 174 00:08:50,253 --> 00:08:52,773 Alright, we do three things in this class. 175 00:08:52,808 --> 00:08:55,880 We do a lot of heavy theory and we try to find new music 176 00:08:55,914 --> 00:08:57,122 and we play. 177 00:08:57,157 --> 00:08:58,020 Right now, we're talking new music. 178 00:08:58,054 --> 00:08:59,815 You got any opinions? 179 00:09:01,092 --> 00:09:02,334 - Not really. 180 00:09:02,369 --> 00:09:03,577 - Well, you better be loaded with opinions 181 00:09:03,612 --> 00:09:05,648 if you're gonna be in this class. 182 00:09:05,683 --> 00:09:10,239 I'll get you started. [clears throat] 183 00:09:10,273 --> 00:09:12,724 Rock and roll is old. 184 00:09:12,759 --> 00:09:14,139 [class moaning] 185 00:09:14,174 --> 00:09:16,038 It's like a wrinkled old prune of a whore 186 00:09:16,072 --> 00:09:19,559 that has no business being kissed by a young man. 187 00:09:19,593 --> 00:09:21,733 What do you think of that? 188 00:09:23,873 --> 00:09:25,495 - [Laughs] I love rock and roll. 189 00:09:25,530 --> 00:09:28,050 - Hey, I love rock and roll but it's old man's music. 190 00:09:28,084 --> 00:09:29,534 It makes me wanna puke. 191 00:09:29,569 --> 00:09:31,294 The kids listen to the same crap that I grew up on. 192 00:09:31,329 --> 00:09:32,606 I mean, why don't kids get their own music 193 00:09:32,641 --> 00:09:36,092 that nobody over 25 can understand? 194 00:09:36,127 --> 00:09:37,887 - 'Cause art is dead. 195 00:09:39,164 --> 00:09:41,373 - That's a good answer, new blood. 196 00:09:41,408 --> 00:09:42,340 Alright, let's play. 197 00:09:42,374 --> 00:09:43,617 We're gonna do Shuffle in F. 198 00:09:43,652 --> 00:09:45,136 New blood, you're on drums. 199 00:09:45,170 --> 00:09:47,725 - Oh, hey, hey, I don't play drums. 200 00:09:47,759 --> 00:09:49,727 - Well, you can't be a musician if you don't play drums. 201 00:09:49,761 --> 00:09:51,245 Now get on the kit next to Herbie 202 00:09:51,280 --> 00:09:55,180 and sit there 'til you find the beat. [clears throat] 203 00:09:59,978 --> 00:10:01,186 Alright, it's my favorite part, 204 00:10:01,221 --> 00:10:03,499 makes me feel like Doc Severinsen. 205 00:10:03,533 --> 00:10:05,605 One, two, one, two, three, four. 206 00:10:05,639 --> 00:10:08,228 [lively music] 207 00:10:24,347 --> 00:10:27,592 [electric guitar solo] 208 00:10:35,876 --> 00:10:40,053 [very lively electric guitar solo] 209 00:11:06,251 --> 00:11:07,321 - Excuse me, Mr. Buckwell. 210 00:11:07,356 --> 00:11:08,184 Mr. Buckwell, excuse me. 211 00:11:08,219 --> 00:11:09,703 - Oh, yeah. 212 00:11:09,738 --> 00:11:11,187 - Now you've inspected every program in our curriculum. 213 00:11:11,222 --> 00:11:14,674 Is there a specific art you're interested in? 214 00:11:14,708 --> 00:11:17,090 - Well, I'd like to sign up for that dance class, you know. 215 00:11:17,124 --> 00:11:18,539 - Any reason? 216 00:11:18,574 --> 00:11:20,714 - Well, you know, I think I'd look really good 217 00:11:20,749 --> 00:11:22,820 in those leotards and they got a lot of women 218 00:11:22,854 --> 00:11:26,824 in this class and I get along really well with women. 219 00:11:26,858 --> 00:11:28,204 - Oh, whoa, Mr. Buckwell, 220 00:11:28,239 --> 00:11:29,689 those are hardly reasons we should enroll you 221 00:11:29,723 --> 00:11:30,966 in the dance program. 222 00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:34,107 Now, do you have any special talents? 223 00:11:35,660 --> 00:11:36,799 - That's cool. 224 00:11:37,731 --> 00:11:38,663 What are they doin'? 225 00:11:38,698 --> 00:11:39,871 - [Woman] Performance art. 226 00:11:39,906 --> 00:11:41,114 - Oh yeah, what's that? 227 00:11:41,148 --> 00:11:42,632 - Performance art is the expression of an urge 228 00:11:42,667 --> 00:11:44,876 to free art from the frame in the wall where we set apart 229 00:11:44,911 --> 00:11:47,879 from life and to involve art with life until art 230 00:11:47,914 --> 00:11:51,883 should become indistinguishable from life. 231 00:11:51,918 --> 00:11:53,436 - That's what I do! 232 00:11:53,471 --> 00:11:56,992 I'm kind of a free form poetic kind of performance artist. 233 00:11:57,026 --> 00:11:58,269 - Come on! 234 00:11:58,303 --> 00:11:59,753 It is easy to be strange. 235 00:11:59,788 --> 00:12:02,480 Your piece is strange simply for shock value. 236 00:12:02,514 --> 00:12:04,137 Where's the truth? 237 00:12:04,171 --> 00:12:06,311 Green Acres is strange but is there truth? 238 00:12:06,346 --> 00:12:08,520 - Of course there is. 239 00:12:08,555 --> 00:12:11,765 - Mr. Thurber, this is Dennis, a new student. 240 00:12:11,800 --> 00:12:13,146 - Hi. 241 00:12:13,180 --> 00:12:14,906 - Describe your work. 242 00:12:17,012 --> 00:12:18,185 - S & M haiku. 243 00:12:20,256 --> 00:12:21,085 - Show me. 244 00:12:22,672 --> 00:12:23,501 - Sure. 245 00:12:33,718 --> 00:12:37,860 My friends always ask me, "Why don't you watch TV?" 246 00:12:40,035 --> 00:12:43,624 I tell them because it gives me a headache. 247 00:12:51,080 --> 00:12:54,912 [grunting and glass breaking] 248 00:13:04,231 --> 00:13:05,060 Thank you. 249 00:13:08,995 --> 00:13:12,792 - I want you to look around and maybe, 250 00:13:12,826 --> 00:13:17,382 maybe one of you is gonna make a living as an actor. 251 00:13:17,417 --> 00:13:20,592 Now which one of you do you think that's gonna be? 252 00:13:20,627 --> 00:13:23,699 See, a good actor uses himself, his personality. 253 00:13:23,733 --> 00:13:27,634 Part of every character is what comes out of you. 254 00:13:27,668 --> 00:13:29,153 Your vein of gold. 255 00:13:29,981 --> 00:13:32,328 Now everyone has one. 256 00:13:32,363 --> 00:13:35,538 John Wayne had that strength that was great for westerns. 257 00:13:35,573 --> 00:13:37,057 Ritter, John Ritter, 258 00:13:37,092 --> 00:13:41,268 he's got that glib timing that's just wonderful for sitcoms. 259 00:13:42,269 --> 00:13:43,132 - Easy. 260 00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:47,999 - Alright, I wanna do an exercise today. 261 00:13:48,034 --> 00:13:49,829 I want you to pick an inanimate object 262 00:13:49,863 --> 00:13:52,521 and I want you all to become that object, okay? 263 00:13:52,555 --> 00:13:54,074 Ann, what would you like to be? 264 00:13:54,109 --> 00:13:55,489 - I'd like to be a tree. 265 00:13:55,524 --> 00:13:56,318 - You'd like to be a tree. 266 00:13:56,352 --> 00:13:57,560 Wonderful so be a tree. 267 00:13:57,595 --> 00:13:59,597 - Judy, what would you like to be? 268 00:13:59,631 --> 00:14:01,323 - A pencil. 269 00:14:01,357 --> 00:14:03,601 - Okay, let's see a pencil. 270 00:14:06,604 --> 00:14:08,882 - [Laughs] 271 00:14:08,917 --> 00:14:10,884 - And Doug, what would you like to be? 272 00:14:10,919 --> 00:14:13,576 - A piece of paper so she can write all over me. 273 00:14:13,611 --> 00:14:16,165 [group laughs] 274 00:14:18,927 --> 00:14:22,413 - Mr. Peterson, why are you in this class? 275 00:14:24,380 --> 00:14:25,899 - Well, you know, 276 00:14:25,934 --> 00:14:27,867 I figure it's the first stop on the road to immortality. 277 00:14:27,901 --> 00:14:31,284 - Ah, well your first stop is your reading assignments, 278 00:14:31,318 --> 00:14:32,802 Mr. Peterson. 279 00:14:32,837 --> 00:14:35,046 Tell me, did you find time to read between wise cracks? 280 00:14:35,081 --> 00:14:36,151 - Yes, I certainly did. 281 00:14:36,185 --> 00:14:37,428 - Oh good, he did. 282 00:14:37,462 --> 00:14:38,498 Isn't that wonderful? 283 00:14:38,532 --> 00:14:39,948 Why don't you tell us about it? 284 00:14:39,982 --> 00:14:41,915 - Well, Spencer Tracy, he's a good actor, right? 285 00:14:41,950 --> 00:14:43,158 - Oh, he's a wonderful actor, yeah. 286 00:14:43,192 --> 00:14:44,090 - Well, you know what he says about acting? 287 00:14:44,124 --> 00:14:44,918 - What'd he say? 288 00:14:44,953 --> 00:14:46,023 - He says, you know, 289 00:14:46,057 --> 00:14:46,955 you should remember your lines 290 00:14:46,989 --> 00:14:49,198 and not bump into the furniture. 291 00:14:49,233 --> 00:14:50,475 - Yes, he did say that, didn't he? 292 00:14:50,510 --> 00:14:51,407 - Yeah, well, I think he was onto something. 293 00:14:51,442 --> 00:14:52,512 - Good. Good. 294 00:14:57,206 --> 00:15:00,037 Well, I can't wait to see your scene, my darling. 295 00:15:00,071 --> 00:15:00,934 - Scene? 296 00:15:00,969 --> 00:15:02,867 - Yes, next class. 297 00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:04,420 I want you to do a two minute scene 298 00:15:04,455 --> 00:15:07,285 from any well-known play, alright? 299 00:15:08,493 --> 00:15:10,081 - Okay, no problem. 300 00:15:15,707 --> 00:15:18,710 [saxophone playing] 301 00:15:20,989 --> 00:15:22,093 - How you doin'? 302 00:15:22,128 --> 00:15:23,405 - Hey. 303 00:15:23,439 --> 00:15:25,372 - I'm in Sharp's class with you. 304 00:15:25,407 --> 00:15:26,615 - Yeah, I know, I remember. 305 00:15:26,649 --> 00:15:28,479 You threw Herbie off his shuffle, right? 306 00:15:28,513 --> 00:15:30,999 - Right but you know, I never really played drums before. 307 00:15:31,033 --> 00:15:32,932 - Oh that's okay, Mr. Sharp does that to everybody. 308 00:15:32,966 --> 00:15:34,692 I think he's a syncopation freak. 309 00:15:34,726 --> 00:15:35,969 - Yeah, I like that stuff you were playin' though. 310 00:15:36,004 --> 00:15:36,936 It's great. 311 00:15:36,970 --> 00:15:38,316 - That? That was nothing. 312 00:15:38,351 --> 00:15:39,973 I was just running arpeggios, goofin' around, 313 00:15:40,008 --> 00:15:41,457 it's really easy. 314 00:15:41,492 --> 00:15:42,389 - Yeah, well Eddie was kinda fallin' on his face 315 00:15:42,424 --> 00:15:43,804 tryin' to keep up with you. 316 00:15:43,839 --> 00:15:45,358 - Eddie. Eddie's got sausage fingers, that's why. 317 00:15:45,392 --> 00:15:46,600 It's no big deal, 318 00:15:46,635 --> 00:15:47,739 I could teach you that stuff in 20 minutes. 319 00:15:47,774 --> 00:15:48,982 - Really? 320 00:15:49,017 --> 00:15:49,776 - I'm telling you, it's no problem. 321 00:15:49,810 --> 00:15:51,605 - Wow, that's great. 322 00:15:51,640 --> 00:15:52,882 I'm Tom. 323 00:15:52,917 --> 00:15:54,229 - Jimmy. Wolfe. 324 00:15:54,263 --> 00:15:55,057 - Good to meet you. 325 00:15:55,092 --> 00:15:55,955 - Yeah. 326 00:15:57,542 --> 00:15:58,371 - The dog. 327 00:16:01,822 --> 00:16:04,480 Open my eyes on a bloodshot morning. 328 00:16:04,515 --> 00:16:07,173 The champion strings his leash. 329 00:16:07,207 --> 00:16:08,553 Points at my throat. 330 00:16:08,588 --> 00:16:12,316 Howls and spits all over the place. 331 00:16:12,350 --> 00:16:15,008 He misses Clarice and her southern grease 332 00:16:15,043 --> 00:16:17,631 where he used to wash his face. 333 00:16:18,805 --> 00:16:21,428 He's howlin' in pain but he's howlin' in vain, 334 00:16:21,463 --> 00:16:24,293 the lights on Love Street are red. 335 00:16:25,501 --> 00:16:28,780 I whip him three or four times a night. 336 00:16:28,815 --> 00:16:31,404 Offer him hand out of spite. 337 00:16:31,438 --> 00:16:32,612 I'll be frank, 338 00:16:33,406 --> 00:16:35,063 I spank and I spank. 339 00:16:37,272 --> 00:16:40,689 This thing's bigger than both of us. 340 00:16:40,723 --> 00:16:44,727 [group cheering and applauding] 341 00:16:50,319 --> 00:16:51,217 - I liked what you did. 342 00:16:51,251 --> 00:16:52,839 - Yeah? 343 00:16:52,873 --> 00:16:53,771 - Yeah. 344 00:16:53,805 --> 00:16:56,291 - I like talking about the dog. 345 00:16:56,325 --> 00:16:57,533 I saw your audition yesterday, man. 346 00:16:57,568 --> 00:16:58,362 - Yeah? 347 00:16:58,396 --> 00:16:59,190 - Yeah. 348 00:16:59,225 --> 00:17:00,053 What do you call that? 349 00:17:00,088 --> 00:17:02,055 - I call it S & M haiku. 350 00:17:03,367 --> 00:17:04,678 You like it? 351 00:17:04,713 --> 00:17:07,681 - That's the great thing about art, man. 352 00:17:07,716 --> 00:17:09,062 Sometimes you can't tell the difference 353 00:17:09,097 --> 00:17:11,237 between art and bull crap. 354 00:17:13,618 --> 00:17:16,759 - Okay, so you didn't like my poem. 355 00:17:16,794 --> 00:17:18,244 - That wasn't a poem. 356 00:17:18,278 --> 00:17:20,867 - That's not one of my best poems. 357 00:17:20,901 --> 00:17:23,663 - Spit out cotton and clean your rear view mirror. 358 00:17:23,697 --> 00:17:25,906 Run like you mean it, drunk jock. 359 00:17:25,941 --> 00:17:29,358 The whores will win, fools will win. 360 00:17:29,393 --> 00:17:32,844 - But break like a horse out of the gate. 361 00:17:40,818 --> 00:17:41,784 - You get high? 362 00:17:41,819 --> 00:17:43,510 - Perpetually. 363 00:17:43,545 --> 00:17:44,511 - You play hoops? 364 00:17:44,546 --> 00:17:46,341 - Formidably. 365 00:17:46,375 --> 00:17:49,137 [group cheering] 366 00:17:50,103 --> 00:17:51,000 - What's up, man. 367 00:17:51,035 --> 00:17:51,863 Yo. 368 00:17:52,726 --> 00:17:53,555 Rupert. 369 00:17:54,418 --> 00:17:56,903 Some danger out there or what? 370 00:17:56,937 --> 00:17:58,836 - Lewis is back with a couple of his homeboys 371 00:17:58,870 --> 00:18:01,287 and has come to show how some dazzling, young, 372 00:18:01,321 --> 00:18:05,912 black boys could whip ass on the old white junkie. 373 00:18:05,946 --> 00:18:07,741 [group laughs] 374 00:18:07,776 --> 00:18:11,090 - Come here. [mumbling] 375 00:18:13,022 --> 00:18:13,851 Thank you. 376 00:18:18,718 --> 00:18:20,340 There you go, buck. 377 00:18:20,375 --> 00:18:21,859 A little anti-freeze before the game. 378 00:18:21,893 --> 00:18:24,137 Come on, we'll go behind a building and do it, huh? 379 00:18:24,172 --> 00:18:26,829 - I'll get high after the game, man, alright? 380 00:18:26,864 --> 00:18:27,692 Yo, cool. 381 00:18:38,462 --> 00:18:41,879 [slower saxophone music] 382 00:18:46,194 --> 00:18:49,162 - Alright, boys, let's rock and roll, huh? 383 00:18:49,197 --> 00:18:50,888 One. Two. Three and. 384 00:18:50,922 --> 00:18:53,304 [rock music] 385 00:18:58,344 --> 00:18:59,759 - Eddie, your G's singin' flat. 386 00:18:59,793 --> 00:19:01,347 - It's not me, it's Tommy's ass, I'm telling you. 387 00:19:01,381 --> 00:19:04,212 - It's you and Rex, a little too much attack on the synth. 388 00:19:04,246 --> 00:19:05,420 Just spread it out, 389 00:19:05,454 --> 00:19:07,422 let the tonic hang over the whole bar, okay? 390 00:19:07,456 --> 00:19:08,837 - Alright, here we go, one more time you guys. 391 00:19:08,871 --> 00:19:11,080 One. Two. Three. Yeah. 392 00:19:11,115 --> 00:19:13,497 [rock music] 393 00:19:49,498 --> 00:19:50,292 - Hey, buck. 394 00:19:50,327 --> 00:19:51,155 - [Dennis] Hey. 395 00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:52,329 Listen man, 396 00:19:52,363 --> 00:19:53,985 me and Danny were gonna read some poetry 397 00:19:54,020 --> 00:19:55,435 and drink some wine with the [inaudible]. 398 00:19:55,470 --> 00:19:56,609 You wanna come? 399 00:19:56,643 --> 00:19:57,506 - Yeah. 400 00:19:57,541 --> 00:19:58,783 - Alright. 401 00:19:58,818 --> 00:19:59,646 - Thanks. 402 00:20:02,235 --> 00:20:04,548 - Meet at the courts about 10:30? 403 00:20:04,582 --> 00:20:05,583 - I'll be there. 404 00:20:05,618 --> 00:20:06,446 - Alright. 405 00:20:07,654 --> 00:20:10,278 - To sit in a small room and drink a can of beer 406 00:20:10,312 --> 00:20:13,246 and roll a cigarette while listening to Brahms 407 00:20:13,281 --> 00:20:15,662 on a small radio is to come back 408 00:20:15,697 --> 00:20:18,113 from a dozen wars alive, man. 409 00:20:20,426 --> 00:20:23,981 Man, he is talkin' about the freaking moment here. 410 00:20:24,015 --> 00:20:25,948 - [Dennis] So where is that moment? 411 00:20:25,983 --> 00:20:27,260 I can't hold it. 412 00:20:27,295 --> 00:20:29,020 - 'Cause the moment's liquid, man. 413 00:20:29,055 --> 00:20:30,436 You gotta know how to freeze it, 414 00:20:30,470 --> 00:20:31,644 if you wanna hold it. 415 00:20:31,678 --> 00:20:33,991 - It's just like playin' hoops, man. 416 00:20:34,025 --> 00:20:37,512 Get high before the game, you'd freeze it. 417 00:20:45,313 --> 00:20:46,762 - Hey, Dave. 418 00:20:46,797 --> 00:20:49,144 Everything we do is done the second we do it. 419 00:20:49,178 --> 00:20:51,008 You can't freeze life. 420 00:20:52,458 --> 00:20:54,563 You try to hold it, man, and you're squeezin' nothin'. 421 00:20:54,598 --> 00:20:56,151 - You don't try to hold onto it, man. 422 00:20:56,185 --> 00:20:58,636 You don't try to hold onto it. 423 00:20:58,671 --> 00:21:01,294 You try to hold onto life? 424 00:21:01,329 --> 00:21:02,709 You curse the blood, man. 425 00:21:02,744 --> 00:21:05,678 Reject everything, especially fear. 426 00:21:07,335 --> 00:21:09,923 Fear cripples the moment, man. 427 00:21:09,958 --> 00:21:11,270 - Hey, Dave. 428 00:21:11,304 --> 00:21:12,754 You live without fear? 429 00:21:12,788 --> 00:21:15,032 - Hey, I've felt fear, man. 430 00:21:18,898 --> 00:21:20,796 Fear is what rots life. 431 00:21:24,179 --> 00:21:25,836 Crippling fear, man. 432 00:21:27,182 --> 00:21:30,772 Everyday people feel happiness and they crush it 433 00:21:30,806 --> 00:21:33,775 with this lonesome worry, man. 434 00:21:33,809 --> 00:21:35,949 Am I gonna lose this happiness? 435 00:21:35,984 --> 00:21:39,574 What if an earthquake hits or I lose my job? 436 00:21:39,608 --> 00:21:42,784 Or my girlfriend? Or my BMW? Or my CD? 437 00:21:44,958 --> 00:21:47,133 Or my baseball cards, man? 438 00:21:48,410 --> 00:21:51,931 Fear strangles the sweet breath of living. 439 00:21:54,865 --> 00:21:55,693 You D? 440 00:22:01,837 --> 00:22:04,495 This is the place, man, 441 00:22:04,530 --> 00:22:05,772 where the moment is liquid 442 00:22:05,807 --> 00:22:07,464 and children fly close to the sun. 443 00:22:07,498 --> 00:22:08,396 - I know what you mean, man. 444 00:22:08,430 --> 00:22:10,052 - No, you don't, buck. 445 00:22:10,087 --> 00:22:11,295 You gotta get high before the game. 446 00:22:11,330 --> 00:22:12,607 - I get too messed up to play, man. 447 00:22:12,641 --> 00:22:16,611 - You gotta lose your fear of flyin', man. 448 00:22:16,645 --> 00:22:19,061 Smack makes you immune to the fear of burnin' up. 449 00:22:19,096 --> 00:22:20,856 It's when everything comes together. 450 00:22:20,891 --> 00:22:23,894 All the poetry meets the physical. 451 00:22:23,928 --> 00:22:25,861 It's just you and your buddies 452 00:22:25,896 --> 00:22:30,072 lost in the total grace of hoops and heroine, man. 453 00:22:33,144 --> 00:22:34,974 - Hey, blow, think fast. 454 00:22:35,008 --> 00:22:35,802 - Geez. 455 00:22:35,837 --> 00:22:36,631 - Yes. 456 00:22:36,665 --> 00:22:37,494 - All this in one week? 457 00:22:37,528 --> 00:22:38,978 - One day. 458 00:22:39,012 --> 00:22:41,325 - I think I found a connection. 459 00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:43,223 - Damn, I thought I did well. 460 00:22:43,258 --> 00:22:44,639 - Hey, Captain, I think we found the source. 461 00:22:44,673 --> 00:22:46,572 It's the entire school. 462 00:22:47,435 --> 00:22:48,953 - I don't get this. 463 00:22:48,988 --> 00:22:50,576 Why so much in this one place? 464 00:22:50,610 --> 00:22:52,819 - Well, pressure to perform, 465 00:22:52,854 --> 00:22:54,752 emulating a lifestyle. 466 00:22:54,787 --> 00:22:56,202 - Check this out. 467 00:22:58,480 --> 00:22:59,688 Could just be the location. 468 00:22:59,723 --> 00:23:03,140 That school's in a very tough neighborhood. 469 00:23:04,452 --> 00:23:06,143 - I think it's fear. 470 00:23:07,316 --> 00:23:09,042 I mean, these kids feel life so intensely. 471 00:23:09,077 --> 00:23:12,736 I mean, that's gotta be pretty scary, right? 472 00:23:16,222 --> 00:23:17,465 Maybe that's the only way they know how to deal 473 00:23:17,499 --> 00:23:18,845 with their pain. 474 00:23:24,161 --> 00:23:28,337 [very fast electric guitar playing] 475 00:23:32,480 --> 00:23:33,964 - See, instead of hammering, just do it like that. 476 00:23:33,998 --> 00:23:37,105 Then like pick all the notes in the scale. 477 00:23:37,139 --> 00:23:37,968 Do it. 478 00:23:39,694 --> 00:23:43,456 [slower electric guitar playing] 479 00:23:43,491 --> 00:23:44,319 See? That's not bad, man. 480 00:23:44,353 --> 00:23:45,838 You got a great stretch. 481 00:23:45,872 --> 00:23:47,218 - I never even thought of using positions like that. 482 00:23:47,253 --> 00:23:48,392 - Mr. Sharp'll show 'em to you. 483 00:23:48,427 --> 00:23:49,876 It's just, you know, 484 00:23:49,911 --> 00:23:51,291 the rest of the guys in the class like to fool around. 485 00:23:51,326 --> 00:23:52,258 - Hey, how can a player like you sit around 486 00:23:52,292 --> 00:23:54,191 and play blues stuff with us? 487 00:23:54,225 --> 00:23:55,123 - I love playin' blues, man. 488 00:23:55,157 --> 00:23:57,712 It's powerful in its simplicity. 489 00:23:58,575 --> 00:23:59,714 I mean, it's all music, man. 490 00:23:59,748 --> 00:24:01,267 Don't you get off on all of it? 491 00:24:01,301 --> 00:24:04,028 It's like I could draw from country western, from reggae, 492 00:24:04,063 --> 00:24:07,963 from classical, from jazz, from blues. 493 00:24:07,998 --> 00:24:10,103 I mean, you know, if you don't hear it, 494 00:24:10,138 --> 00:24:12,934 how can you learn from it? 495 00:24:12,968 --> 00:24:14,487 - Opera? Do you use opera? 496 00:24:14,522 --> 00:24:15,350 - Well, yeah, man. 497 00:24:15,384 --> 00:24:16,869 I mean, Wagner, 498 00:24:16,903 --> 00:24:18,595 he's a hell of a lot more complicated than Run DMC. 499 00:24:18,629 --> 00:24:20,597 But they both caused riots, man. 500 00:24:20,631 --> 00:24:21,529 - I'd like to hear your stuff sometime. 501 00:24:21,563 --> 00:24:22,771 We oughta play it in class. 502 00:24:22,806 --> 00:24:24,497 - No, I think it's too complicated. 503 00:24:24,532 --> 00:24:26,913 I mean, nobody can even play it except for maybe Mr. Sharp. 504 00:24:26,948 --> 00:24:28,225 - Really, Mr. Sharp can play? 505 00:24:28,259 --> 00:24:29,709 - Hell yes, man. 506 00:24:29,744 --> 00:24:31,193 He's in this kick ass band, plays down at the Lizard. 507 00:24:31,228 --> 00:24:33,023 You should go check him out. 508 00:24:33,057 --> 00:24:34,507 - Yeah, maybe I will. 509 00:24:34,542 --> 00:24:36,060 - Hey, listen. 510 00:24:36,095 --> 00:24:36,854 I'm gonna get together with Herbie and some of the guys 511 00:24:36,889 --> 00:24:37,510 to score some dope. 512 00:24:37,545 --> 00:24:38,856 You wanna go? 513 00:24:38,891 --> 00:24:39,754 - No, man. 514 00:24:39,788 --> 00:24:41,376 I don't take any drugs. 515 00:24:41,410 --> 00:24:45,242 That's what keeps you from making great music. 516 00:24:46,450 --> 00:24:47,451 - You've got enough of everything in you 517 00:24:47,486 --> 00:24:48,314 for the both of us. 518 00:24:48,348 --> 00:24:49,729 - No, no, no, it's, 519 00:24:49,764 --> 00:24:52,283 you've got enough of everything in you for the both of us. 520 00:24:52,318 --> 00:24:56,460 - You've got, Doug, I can't do this, I'm sorry. 521 00:24:56,495 --> 00:24:57,944 Forget it, I'm not gonna embarrass myself. 522 00:24:57,979 --> 00:24:59,187 I'm very sorry. 523 00:24:59,221 --> 00:25:01,430 - Well, alright, I'll just get somebody else, 524 00:25:01,465 --> 00:25:03,191 don't worry about it. 525 00:25:04,123 --> 00:25:06,125 One of these days, Alice. 526 00:25:06,159 --> 00:25:07,471 One of these days. 527 00:25:07,506 --> 00:25:08,990 Bang zoom! 528 00:25:09,024 --> 00:25:10,888 - Right in the kisser. 529 00:25:10,923 --> 00:25:12,269 - Hey, I didn't see you there. 530 00:25:12,303 --> 00:25:13,512 I was just rehearsing. 531 00:25:13,546 --> 00:25:15,548 What are you doin' here? 532 00:25:15,583 --> 00:25:16,894 - This is my office, man. 533 00:25:16,929 --> 00:25:18,068 - Oh, really? 534 00:25:18,102 --> 00:25:19,725 - Yeah, this is my home, this is my church. 535 00:25:19,759 --> 00:25:21,934 - Oh, like you come here to pray to karst, huh? 536 00:25:21,968 --> 00:25:24,592 - [Laughs] No, I come here by myself a lot. 537 00:25:24,626 --> 00:25:25,489 - Why? 538 00:25:26,628 --> 00:25:28,492 - An empty theater. It's a trip, man. 539 00:25:28,527 --> 00:25:29,942 Check it out. Look at it. 540 00:25:29,976 --> 00:25:31,702 This place could be anything. 541 00:25:31,737 --> 00:25:35,637 Put a couple flats in here and it's a castle. 542 00:25:35,672 --> 00:25:39,158 You put a scrim in here, it's a desert. 543 00:25:39,192 --> 00:25:42,161 You put on some makeup, you're the devil. 544 00:25:42,195 --> 00:25:43,783 Throw in some rogues and with the right dialogue, 545 00:25:43,818 --> 00:25:44,922 you're a god. 546 00:25:46,268 --> 00:25:48,443 - Oh, it's like make believe. 547 00:25:48,477 --> 00:25:51,619 - No, you're there. That's the thrill. 548 00:25:53,724 --> 00:25:57,141 You can go anywhere, you can be anything. 549 00:25:58,487 --> 00:26:00,213 What could be better? 550 00:26:03,009 --> 00:26:06,703 [sneakers shuffling on pavement] 551 00:26:06,737 --> 00:26:08,843 - My guy's gonna be there. 552 00:26:19,543 --> 00:26:20,855 Alright, deuces. 553 00:26:21,890 --> 00:26:22,719 - Alright. 554 00:26:27,344 --> 00:26:29,139 - Come on, buck. 555 00:26:29,173 --> 00:26:30,347 Come on, buck. This is the moment, man. 556 00:26:30,381 --> 00:26:31,555 Do it perfect. 557 00:26:34,420 --> 00:26:35,663 - I'll do it after the game, alright? 558 00:26:35,697 --> 00:26:38,217 - Oh, come on, man. Let loose. 559 00:26:39,321 --> 00:26:41,082 - Just try it once, buck. 560 00:26:41,116 --> 00:26:42,531 Forget about life or death, man. 561 00:26:42,566 --> 00:26:44,395 Just stay in the zone. 562 00:26:50,539 --> 00:26:52,783 [snorting] 563 00:26:54,474 --> 00:26:57,132 [ominous music] 564 00:27:13,770 --> 00:27:16,220 [rock music] 565 00:29:24,210 --> 00:29:25,384 - What's the damage? 566 00:29:25,418 --> 00:29:26,834 - Alright, you've got 123 grams of coke, 567 00:29:26,868 --> 00:29:29,112 3 1/2 pounds of mary jane including 50 doobers, 568 00:29:29,146 --> 00:29:33,150 you've got 300 bennies, 150 goofballs, 750 pinkies, 569 00:29:33,185 --> 00:29:35,394 200 screaming charlies, couple deuces of smack, 570 00:29:35,428 --> 00:29:38,224 a tube of glue and 3 packets of instant coffee. 571 00:29:38,259 --> 00:29:42,366 - Sal, how come you're so up on drug terminology? 572 00:29:42,401 --> 00:29:44,472 - Dragnet reruns, sir. Every night at eight. 573 00:29:44,506 --> 00:29:45,714 - I don't get it, man. 574 00:29:45,749 --> 00:29:47,647 All these kids got such potential. 575 00:29:47,682 --> 00:29:49,132 - Ah, potential. 576 00:29:49,166 --> 00:29:51,341 Now there is a scary word. 577 00:29:53,308 --> 00:29:55,759 [jazz music] 578 00:30:07,495 --> 00:30:08,392 - Man, one of these days I'm gonna down here 579 00:30:08,427 --> 00:30:10,463 and blow with these guys. 580 00:30:11,879 --> 00:30:13,604 - Sharp would never let you on the same stage as him. 581 00:30:13,639 --> 00:30:14,605 - He would to, man. 582 00:30:14,640 --> 00:30:15,572 Sharp really likes me. 583 00:30:15,606 --> 00:30:16,953 Why you think we argue so much? 584 00:30:16,987 --> 00:30:17,885 - Hey, you know what? 585 00:30:17,919 --> 00:30:19,162 He sounds like Ornette Coleman. 586 00:30:19,196 --> 00:30:20,197 - Yeah, he used to play with Ornette 587 00:30:20,232 --> 00:30:22,406 when he came to town, man. 588 00:30:23,269 --> 00:30:25,720 [jazz music] 589 00:30:48,467 --> 00:30:50,538 - Hey, I thought you said this guy was gonna be here. 590 00:30:50,572 --> 00:30:54,576 - He's already here, man. He's up on stage right now. 591 00:30:54,611 --> 00:30:55,819 - Who's that, Mr. Sharp? 592 00:30:55,854 --> 00:30:57,614 - No, man. Jimmy. 593 00:30:57,648 --> 00:31:00,479 He's the biggest dealer in school. 594 00:31:10,523 --> 00:31:11,870 - The reason you're not hittin' that passing tone right 595 00:31:11,904 --> 00:31:13,802 is 'cause your thumb position is bad. 596 00:31:13,837 --> 00:31:15,666 You just gotta put it back like this, okay? 597 00:31:15,701 --> 00:31:18,428 - Hey, you know that plant you got us last night was great? 598 00:31:18,462 --> 00:31:21,431 - Are you here to learn about music or talk about dope? 599 00:31:21,465 --> 00:31:23,433 - Well, I just think it's kinda strange that you sell dope 600 00:31:23,467 --> 00:31:26,125 but you don't smoke it. 601 00:31:26,160 --> 00:31:28,334 - I'm only sellin' it 'cause I need the money, okay? 602 00:31:28,369 --> 00:31:30,819 As soon as I finish my tapes, I'm through. 603 00:31:30,854 --> 00:31:31,959 - What tapes? 604 00:31:31,993 --> 00:31:33,684 - I'm recording my music, man. 605 00:31:33,719 --> 00:31:34,927 - I got all the backing tracks down, 606 00:31:34,962 --> 00:31:36,549 I just put in my guitar over dubs and I'm there. 607 00:31:36,584 --> 00:31:38,241 - Hey, that's great! 608 00:31:39,414 --> 00:31:40,312 You're still gonna give me that key 609 00:31:40,346 --> 00:31:41,278 tomorrow night though, right? 610 00:31:41,313 --> 00:31:42,107 - Yes. 611 00:31:42,141 --> 00:31:42,935 - Okay. 612 00:31:42,970 --> 00:31:43,971 Hey, listen. 613 00:31:45,144 --> 00:31:46,387 If you're gonna get out of it, 614 00:31:46,421 --> 00:31:47,664 why don't you turn me under your guy 615 00:31:47,698 --> 00:31:48,734 and then I'll give you the kickback? 616 00:31:48,768 --> 00:31:50,356 - Just forget it man, okay? 617 00:31:50,391 --> 00:31:55,292 I'm doing this last deal with you and I'm out of it. 618 00:31:55,327 --> 00:31:56,915 - Alright, well, just show me that finger stuff again, 619 00:31:56,949 --> 00:31:57,777 would you? 620 00:31:59,331 --> 00:32:03,162 - Norton? Hey, Norton! Come down here, Norton! 621 00:32:05,889 --> 00:32:09,272 Hey! What are you tryin' to do, give me a heart attack? 622 00:32:09,306 --> 00:32:11,550 Well Norton, how do I look? 623 00:32:13,138 --> 00:32:14,484 - Divine, Ralph. 624 00:32:14,518 --> 00:32:15,347 [class laughs] 625 00:32:15,381 --> 00:32:16,589 - Thank you, Norton. 626 00:32:16,624 --> 00:32:17,797 Did you find something we could use as a ball? 627 00:32:17,832 --> 00:32:21,215 - Oh yeah, I got this here, pin cushion. 628 00:32:21,249 --> 00:32:22,768 - Great. 629 00:32:22,802 --> 00:32:24,839 Hey, give it to me. 630 00:32:24,873 --> 00:32:26,496 Ouch! What's the matter with you? 631 00:32:26,530 --> 00:32:27,531 There's pins in it. 632 00:32:27,566 --> 00:32:29,499 Here take the pins out. 633 00:32:30,672 --> 00:32:32,605 - She loves me, she loves me not. 634 00:32:32,640 --> 00:32:33,779 - Will you stop with that? 635 00:32:33,813 --> 00:32:35,022 - Thank you very much. 636 00:32:35,056 --> 00:32:35,884 - We're not done. 637 00:32:35,919 --> 00:32:36,816 - Oh, yes, you are. 638 00:32:36,851 --> 00:32:37,990 Thank you, Mr.? 639 00:32:38,025 --> 00:32:38,818 - Hendricks. 640 00:32:38,853 --> 00:32:40,061 - Hendricks. 641 00:32:40,096 --> 00:32:41,614 Mr. Peterson, 642 00:32:41,649 --> 00:32:43,754 your assignment was to prepare a scene from a play. 643 00:32:43,789 --> 00:32:44,997 Now The Honeymooners, 644 00:32:45,032 --> 00:32:46,757 as entertaining as it is is not a play, 645 00:32:46,792 --> 00:32:48,345 it's a television show. 646 00:32:48,380 --> 00:32:49,898 - Yeah, but The Honeymooners -- 647 00:32:49,933 --> 00:32:51,383 - You know, anyone can clown. 648 00:32:51,417 --> 00:32:55,145 Anyone can mimic but that's not really acting, is it? 649 00:32:56,871 --> 00:32:58,804 - Are you sayin' Jackie Gleason's not a great actor? 650 00:32:58,838 --> 00:33:01,048 - Gleason was a brilliant actor. 651 00:33:01,082 --> 00:33:04,085 There were many poignant moments in The Honeymooners 652 00:33:04,120 --> 00:33:06,018 but what made his performances work was that 653 00:33:06,053 --> 00:33:07,709 he was very, very real. 654 00:33:07,744 --> 00:33:09,056 He never blew a scene for a gag. 655 00:33:09,090 --> 00:33:11,506 He drew a very believable character. 656 00:33:11,541 --> 00:33:14,371 He acted that character and it was the pathos 657 00:33:14,406 --> 00:33:16,270 and shortcomings of that character, 658 00:33:16,304 --> 00:33:18,444 that made us laugh. 659 00:33:18,479 --> 00:33:19,721 - Well, the guy's a classic. 660 00:33:19,756 --> 00:33:21,033 That's why I'm doin' this stuff. 661 00:33:21,068 --> 00:33:23,863 - Then why don't you do it right? 662 00:33:26,728 --> 00:33:28,213 Do you know the high note scene? 663 00:33:28,247 --> 00:33:30,249 - Yeah, yeah, I seen every episode a thousand times. 664 00:33:30,284 --> 00:33:31,526 - Well then, let's do it, alright? 665 00:33:31,561 --> 00:33:32,803 Give me something real. 666 00:33:32,838 --> 00:33:34,046 - Well, he doesn't know the lines. 667 00:33:34,081 --> 00:33:36,807 - Just do it, Mr. Peterson, alright? 668 00:33:40,880 --> 00:33:41,709 - Alright. 669 00:33:45,092 --> 00:33:47,025 Hey Alice, what's the matter? What do you got -- 670 00:33:47,059 --> 00:33:50,062 - Wait, what are you doing? 671 00:33:50,097 --> 00:33:51,408 - Doing the high note scene. 672 00:33:51,443 --> 00:33:53,341 - You are aping the performer. 673 00:33:53,376 --> 00:33:57,552 Now why don't you get rid of that ridiculous costume? 674 00:33:59,106 --> 00:34:00,072 Take it off! 675 00:34:02,626 --> 00:34:03,869 Alright, that's good. 676 00:34:03,903 --> 00:34:06,009 Now, I want to hear you do this character 677 00:34:06,044 --> 00:34:07,976 with your voice, alright? 678 00:34:08,011 --> 00:34:12,188 I wanna see a little man who's never realized his dreams. 679 00:34:12,222 --> 00:34:13,499 Can we do that? 680 00:34:15,984 --> 00:34:16,813 - Okay. 681 00:34:29,550 --> 00:34:30,482 Hey, Alice. 682 00:34:37,040 --> 00:34:41,182 What's the matter? What do you got behind your back? 683 00:34:45,048 --> 00:34:48,051 Uh, oh yeah, I didn't pass the test. 684 00:34:50,364 --> 00:34:51,641 I failed again. 685 00:34:52,883 --> 00:34:55,265 Don't, don't say anything, I, 686 00:34:58,406 --> 00:35:00,581 don't say anything, Alice. 687 00:35:01,444 --> 00:35:03,101 I know how you feel. 688 00:35:04,343 --> 00:35:06,414 I feel the same way, too. 689 00:35:09,037 --> 00:35:10,867 Boy, what a moax I am. 690 00:35:12,558 --> 00:35:14,215 I'm gonna make good. 691 00:35:16,907 --> 00:35:21,084 Gonna list all my weak points and list all my strong points. 692 00:35:25,192 --> 00:35:27,642 I was gonna be a big success. 693 00:35:30,818 --> 00:35:33,821 I wasn't gonna be a failure anymore. 694 00:35:35,685 --> 00:35:37,342 Boy, that's a laugh. 695 00:35:38,550 --> 00:35:41,173 - No, that's not a laugh. 696 00:35:41,208 --> 00:35:44,694 The new Ralph Kramden is a wonderful man 697 00:35:44,728 --> 00:35:45,971 and what you've done in the last few weeks 698 00:35:46,005 --> 00:35:49,906 has not been foolish or a lot of malarkey 699 00:35:49,940 --> 00:35:52,564 and I'm not gonna let you tear him down just 700 00:35:52,598 --> 00:35:54,531 because of this one disappointment. 701 00:35:54,566 --> 00:35:57,500 Ralph, you see, you can't win the first time. 702 00:35:57,534 --> 00:35:59,640 You gotta keep trying and trying. 703 00:35:59,674 --> 00:36:01,435 I know you didn't pass the test this time 704 00:36:01,469 --> 00:36:04,092 but there's always next year. 705 00:36:04,127 --> 00:36:06,440 The year after that. 706 00:36:06,474 --> 00:36:08,925 I like the new Ralph Kramden. 707 00:36:12,239 --> 00:36:15,345 I'm not gonna let you give up on him 708 00:36:15,380 --> 00:36:18,866 and if the old Ralph Kramden shows his face around here, 709 00:36:18,900 --> 00:36:22,973 I'm gonna hit him right over the head with this cornet. 710 00:36:23,008 --> 00:36:25,493 - You know something, Alice? 711 00:36:25,528 --> 00:36:28,047 I did hit that high note once. 712 00:36:31,016 --> 00:36:32,845 The day I married you. 713 00:36:35,503 --> 00:36:37,678 Baby, you're the greatest. 714 00:36:39,024 --> 00:36:40,577 [teacher laughs] 715 00:36:40,612 --> 00:36:44,271 [class cheers and applauds] 716 00:37:02,737 --> 00:37:04,705 I just realized this, you know, The Honeymooners, 717 00:37:04,739 --> 00:37:06,603 I used to laugh at it all the time. 718 00:37:06,638 --> 00:37:08,364 You know, I thought it was really funny. 719 00:37:08,398 --> 00:37:10,055 Homina, homina, homina and bang zoom, 720 00:37:10,089 --> 00:37:11,401 all that kind of stuff, 721 00:37:11,436 --> 00:37:14,611 but I never really thought of Doug Penhall 722 00:37:14,646 --> 00:37:16,648 as Ralph Kramden before. 723 00:37:18,581 --> 00:37:20,272 You know, when I was talkin' about being a failure 724 00:37:20,307 --> 00:37:21,411 and all that kinda stuff? 725 00:37:21,446 --> 00:37:24,034 Well, I could really relate to that 726 00:37:24,069 --> 00:37:26,761 'cause of things that happened in my past. 727 00:37:26,796 --> 00:37:29,177 - Well, that's exactly why you were so good. 728 00:37:29,212 --> 00:37:32,180 I mean, you made me remember times I let myself down. 729 00:37:32,215 --> 00:37:33,699 - That's what I had to do, 730 00:37:33,734 --> 00:37:37,151 go back and re-experience those, it hurt. 731 00:37:38,325 --> 00:37:40,085 These kids, every day they have to do that, 732 00:37:40,119 --> 00:37:44,123 drum up the emotions, relive 'em, it must be hell. 733 00:37:44,158 --> 00:37:46,298 - Well, it is but that's what they want, 734 00:37:46,333 --> 00:37:49,267 to feel it and express it so we can feel it too. 735 00:37:49,301 --> 00:37:53,719 - Why would they want to pollute those feelings? 736 00:37:53,754 --> 00:37:56,204 [rock music] 737 00:39:03,755 --> 00:39:06,723 [crowd chattering] 738 00:39:15,732 --> 00:39:19,149 - Okay, you've all been invited to witness and participate 739 00:39:19,184 --> 00:39:22,877 in a performance piece that's never been done before. 740 00:39:22,912 --> 00:39:25,086 The performance is in four parts. 741 00:39:25,121 --> 00:39:27,572 The first part will be a video presentation 742 00:39:27,606 --> 00:39:31,645 accompanied by Dennis Buckwell reading his poem Oblivion. 743 00:39:31,679 --> 00:39:35,580 [audience cheers and applauds] 744 00:39:42,449 --> 00:39:43,346 - Oblivion. 745 00:39:44,416 --> 00:39:46,798 The artist lives in oblivion. 746 00:39:48,524 --> 00:39:52,528 The space reserved only for the moment of death, 747 00:39:52,562 --> 00:39:55,841 the microsecond of absolute infinity. 748 00:39:55,876 --> 00:39:57,049 Total ecstasy. 749 00:39:59,604 --> 00:40:01,329 Destruction. 750 00:40:01,364 --> 00:40:03,573 [loud explosion and orchestra music begins] 751 00:40:03,608 --> 00:40:04,609 Pain. 752 00:40:04,643 --> 00:40:05,506 Fear. 753 00:40:05,541 --> 00:40:06,645 Elation. 754 00:40:06,680 --> 00:40:08,095 Madness. 755 00:40:08,129 --> 00:40:11,616 Divinity captured in one fleeting moment. 756 00:40:11,650 --> 00:40:13,307 The artist lives in oblivion, 757 00:40:13,341 --> 00:40:16,275 suspended on the threshold of perfection, 758 00:40:16,310 --> 00:40:17,967 moaning and groaning, 759 00:40:18,001 --> 00:40:21,142 running from the grasp of razor mediocrity, 760 00:40:21,177 --> 00:40:23,835 betraying the everyday, 761 00:40:23,869 --> 00:40:25,871 oblivion comes everyday. 762 00:40:35,502 --> 00:40:37,504 The second part of our piece is this, 763 00:40:37,538 --> 00:40:39,057 as nearly every student in this room 764 00:40:39,091 --> 00:40:40,679 has either possessed illegal narcotics 765 00:40:40,714 --> 00:40:43,924 or sold them to undercover officers, 766 00:40:43,958 --> 00:40:45,443 you're all busted. 767 00:40:49,516 --> 00:40:52,415 [crowd chattering] 768 00:40:54,693 --> 00:40:57,213 - Now for the final portion of our show, 769 00:40:57,247 --> 00:40:59,836 I'd like to introduce Judge Stephen J. Roth 770 00:40:59,871 --> 00:41:04,047 from the municipal court. [claps] 771 00:41:05,290 --> 00:41:07,016 - Thank you, thank you very much. 772 00:41:07,050 --> 00:41:09,225 I've never done a show quite like this before 773 00:41:09,259 --> 00:41:12,400 but I can assure you that this is legitimate theater. 774 00:41:12,435 --> 00:41:15,990 My performance piece is called Due Process. 775 00:41:17,475 --> 00:41:19,511 It starts with every student in this school 776 00:41:19,546 --> 00:41:21,755 being bused to my court room where you will experience 777 00:41:21,789 --> 00:41:24,654 the booking and arraignment of every genius 778 00:41:24,689 --> 00:41:27,933 who sold drugs to one of our undercover officers. 779 00:41:27,968 --> 00:41:30,522 For the finale, I will serve up a multitude of punishments, 780 00:41:30,557 --> 00:41:33,594 such as probation, community service, 781 00:41:33,629 --> 00:41:35,527 and for the habituate amongst you, 782 00:41:35,562 --> 00:41:38,565 a very special treat, incarceration. 783 00:41:40,014 --> 00:41:43,949 For my encore, I have arranged with the Board of Education 784 00:41:43,984 --> 00:41:48,126 to place this entire school on probation. 785 00:41:48,160 --> 00:41:50,128 If the drug traffic in this school does not decrease 786 00:41:50,162 --> 00:41:51,957 at a satisfactory rate, 787 00:41:51,992 --> 00:41:53,407 the show is over. 788 00:41:55,133 --> 00:41:56,928 That's all folks. 789 00:41:56,962 --> 00:42:00,966 [Woody the Woodpecker laughs] 790 00:42:01,001 --> 00:42:05,177 [Woody the Woodpecker theme song] 791 00:42:06,800 --> 00:42:09,665 [crowd chattering] 792 00:42:11,977 --> 00:42:14,532 - Okay, give me an A. 793 00:42:14,566 --> 00:42:17,500 Alright, now give me an E. 794 00:42:17,535 --> 00:42:19,019 Alright, man. 795 00:42:19,053 --> 00:42:20,883 Let's go back to A, okay? 796 00:42:20,917 --> 00:42:21,746 A. 797 00:42:22,712 --> 00:42:24,196 - Hey. 798 00:42:24,231 --> 00:42:25,681 Sounds like you've got some pretty good student here. 799 00:42:25,715 --> 00:42:27,475 - Yes, man. I'm teachin' 'em a little Bo Diddley beat. 800 00:42:27,510 --> 00:42:28,925 - Is this your probation? 801 00:42:28,960 --> 00:42:31,134 - Yeah, you know, 300 hours community service. 802 00:42:31,169 --> 00:42:32,860 I thought it was gonna kill me but, 803 00:42:32,895 --> 00:42:35,242 it's really pretty cool. 804 00:42:35,276 --> 00:42:37,002 - Yeah, well you know, a couple people messed up 805 00:42:37,037 --> 00:42:38,556 but the majority's doin' real good. 806 00:42:38,590 --> 00:42:39,798 - Yeah, so far. 807 00:42:40,868 --> 00:42:42,732 [strums guitar] 808 00:42:42,767 --> 00:42:44,182 - Future Jimmy Wolfes. 809 00:42:44,216 --> 00:42:46,287 - Yeah, I think I found a better way to get my music across 810 00:42:46,322 --> 00:42:48,324 than what I was doin', you know? 811 00:42:48,358 --> 00:42:49,187 - Good. 812 00:42:50,809 --> 00:42:52,431 You take care. 813 00:42:52,466 --> 00:42:54,054 Bye children. 814 00:42:54,088 --> 00:42:54,917 Be nice. 815 00:42:57,126 --> 00:43:01,302 [hollering and chattering on basketball court] 816 00:43:28,882 --> 00:43:30,504 - I heard you dropped out of school. 817 00:43:30,538 --> 00:43:32,368 - Yeah, too many cops. 818 00:43:35,095 --> 00:43:37,166 - So what've you been doin' besides gettin' high? 819 00:43:37,200 --> 00:43:40,479 - Hey, don't lay that hypocrisy on me, man, 820 00:43:40,514 --> 00:43:42,585 because you were right there with us. 821 00:43:42,620 --> 00:43:44,069 A cop. 822 00:43:44,104 --> 00:43:47,901 Flyin' high on heroine with a bunch of basketball junkies. 823 00:43:47,935 --> 00:43:48,798 - That's right, man. 824 00:43:48,833 --> 00:43:50,110 I was right there with ya. 825 00:43:50,144 --> 00:43:52,112 High as I can be, shootin' hoops, 826 00:43:52,146 --> 00:43:56,323 feeling liquid with the moment except it wasn't on heroine. 827 00:43:58,152 --> 00:43:59,706 I faked it. 828 00:43:59,740 --> 00:44:01,500 - You're lyin'. I saw you snort the line, man. 829 00:44:01,535 --> 00:44:03,364 - It's part of my job. 830 00:44:04,814 --> 00:44:08,507 Man, I could fake a snort without a junkie knowing it. 831 00:44:08,542 --> 00:44:12,753 Dave, what I didn't fake was feelin' high. 832 00:44:12,788 --> 00:44:14,997 I'm 22 years old. 833 00:44:15,031 --> 00:44:18,690 I'm in the moment every second of every day. 834 00:44:19,898 --> 00:44:22,694 I feel things and taste things 835 00:44:22,729 --> 00:44:25,179 that can never seep through your wall of dope, man. 836 00:44:25,214 --> 00:44:27,216 - Save your preach, cop. 837 00:44:28,666 --> 00:44:32,946 I reject everything, man, and it's not because I'm unhappy 838 00:44:32,980 --> 00:44:35,707 or confused or afraid of reality. 839 00:44:39,607 --> 00:44:42,852 See, I can chew up the nastiest tastes reality 840 00:44:42,887 --> 00:44:44,647 has to dish out, man, 841 00:44:45,821 --> 00:44:48,893 and if reality serves me up some raw sewage, man, 842 00:44:48,927 --> 00:44:51,896 I'll slurp up a whole toilet bowl full. 843 00:44:51,930 --> 00:44:53,345 Call it ambrosia. 844 00:44:59,869 --> 00:45:03,217 - You always had a way with words, Dave. 845 00:45:16,990 --> 00:45:21,166 [instrumental to 21 Jump Street theme song] 846 00:45:45,190 --> 00:45:47,917 [dramatic music]