1 00:00:14,152 --> 00:00:16,982 [throat clearing] 2 00:00:20,503 --> 00:00:22,781 [coughing] 3 00:00:23,954 --> 00:00:26,750 [throat clearing] 4 00:00:27,993 --> 00:00:30,202 [coughing] 5 00:00:32,722 --> 00:00:35,000 - Excuse me, Mr. Hanson. 6 00:00:35,035 --> 00:00:36,346 - Yeah? 7 00:00:36,381 --> 00:00:37,347 - Um, I was just wondering if you're always 8 00:00:37,382 --> 00:00:38,866 this talkative in the morning. 9 00:00:38,900 --> 00:00:40,074 - Whatta ya mean? 10 00:00:40,109 --> 00:00:41,351 - Well this is the first time we've spent 11 00:00:41,386 --> 00:00:42,904 the night at your house, and overall, 12 00:00:42,939 --> 00:00:44,182 I've gotta say the nights are much more 13 00:00:44,216 --> 00:00:46,770 exciting than the mornings. 14 00:00:46,805 --> 00:00:49,911 - I like to read in the morning, it helps me wake up. 15 00:00:49,946 --> 00:00:51,948 - I already helped you wake up once this morning, 16 00:00:51,982 --> 00:00:53,191 twice, in fact. 17 00:00:54,640 --> 00:00:58,265 I guess next time I'll just throw you a little book. 18 00:00:58,299 --> 00:01:00,405 - Listen, I have a routine. 19 00:01:00,439 --> 00:01:02,234 I go to the store, I grab a newspaper, 20 00:01:02,269 --> 00:01:05,168 a couple of magazines, coffee, read. 21 00:01:05,203 --> 00:01:06,445 It helps me wake up. 22 00:01:06,480 --> 00:01:07,377 - No talking. 23 00:01:07,412 --> 00:01:08,999 - I'm usually alone. 24 00:01:09,034 --> 00:01:10,587 Why don't you have a magazine, huh? 25 00:01:10,622 --> 00:01:11,416 - Oh, thank you. 26 00:01:11,450 --> 00:01:12,796 - Live a little. 27 00:01:17,422 --> 00:01:18,699 - Oh boy. 28 00:01:18,733 --> 00:01:19,700 - See? 29 00:01:19,734 --> 00:01:21,495 - You're not gonna believe this. 30 00:01:21,529 --> 00:01:22,979 Working out of an abandoned chapel, 31 00:01:23,013 --> 00:01:25,085 this band of kiddie cops invades the city schools 32 00:01:25,119 --> 00:01:27,121 with an enthusiasm usually associated 33 00:01:27,156 --> 00:01:30,193 with the playground at recess. 34 00:01:30,228 --> 00:01:33,093 [tense music] 35 00:01:33,127 --> 00:01:34,266 - Son of a bitch! 36 00:01:34,301 --> 00:01:35,129 - [Jackie] Who? 37 00:01:35,164 --> 00:01:36,579 - Russell Buckins. 38 00:01:36,613 --> 00:01:38,028 - You told a reporter about the Jump Street program? 39 00:01:38,063 --> 00:01:39,754 - I told a friend about the Jump Street program. 40 00:01:39,789 --> 00:01:40,893 - [Jackie] Some friend. 41 00:01:40,928 --> 00:01:42,102 - Dead friend. 42 00:01:47,383 --> 00:01:50,006 [gentle music] 43 00:01:55,529 --> 00:01:57,013 [moves to rock music] 44 00:01:57,047 --> 00:02:01,569 ♪ We never thought we'd find a place where we belong 45 00:02:01,604 --> 00:02:05,780 ♪ Don't have to stand alone, we'll never let you fall 46 00:02:07,265 --> 00:02:10,923 ♪ Don't need permission to decide what you believe 47 00:02:13,202 --> 00:02:16,170 ♪ Ooh, I said jump 48 00:02:16,205 --> 00:02:18,966 ♪ Down on Jump Street 49 00:02:19,000 --> 00:02:21,002 ♪ I said jump 50 00:02:21,037 --> 00:02:24,627 ♪ Down on Jump Street 51 00:02:24,661 --> 00:02:29,597 ♪ Your friends will be there when your back is to the wall 52 00:02:29,632 --> 00:02:31,668 ♪ You'll find you'll need us cause 53 00:02:31,703 --> 00:02:34,740 ♪ There's no one else to call 54 00:02:34,775 --> 00:02:38,951 ♪ When it looks hopeless a decision's what you need 55 00:02:39,849 --> 00:02:41,333 ♪ You better be ready to 56 00:02:41,368 --> 00:02:43,577 ♪ Be ready to jump 57 00:02:43,611 --> 00:02:46,373 ♪ 21 Jump Street 58 00:02:49,065 --> 00:02:52,206 - A Bruce Lee clone who swiped Don Johnson's wardrobe? 59 00:02:52,241 --> 00:02:54,657 Where does your friend get off printing this bull? 60 00:02:54,691 --> 00:02:56,072 It's your fault, man! 61 00:02:56,106 --> 00:02:57,729 - I know, Harry, I'm sorry, all right? 62 00:02:57,763 --> 00:03:00,594 - You're here, so Buckins must be dead, right? 63 00:03:00,628 --> 00:03:03,459 - Go away, I'm a little busy. 64 00:03:03,493 --> 00:03:06,358 Hi, yes, I'm looking for one of your writers, 65 00:03:06,393 --> 00:03:07,911 a Russell Buckins? 66 00:03:09,085 --> 00:03:10,224 Well, this is his cousin. 67 00:03:10,259 --> 00:03:11,846 It's a family emergency. 68 00:03:11,881 --> 00:03:13,262 Yeah, I'll hold. 69 00:03:13,296 --> 00:03:17,058 - Hey, hey, this typical bruiser type who 70 00:03:17,093 --> 00:03:20,096 has fallen off of his motorcycle one too many times. 71 00:03:20,130 --> 00:03:22,029 Is that supposed to be me? 72 00:03:22,063 --> 00:03:23,686 - And what is this about preening in front 73 00:03:23,720 --> 00:03:25,446 of the ladies room mirror? 74 00:03:25,481 --> 00:03:26,827 - Buckins, yeah. 75 00:03:28,484 --> 00:03:31,556 San Francisco, really? - Captain's comin'. 76 00:03:31,590 --> 00:03:32,971 Make a run for it. 77 00:03:33,005 --> 00:03:35,318 - Well, thank you very much. 78 00:03:37,147 --> 00:03:38,701 You've seen it. 79 00:03:38,735 --> 00:03:41,911 - Mag's got a big circulation, Hanson. 80 00:03:43,084 --> 00:03:45,432 Can I see ya in my office a minute? 81 00:03:45,466 --> 00:03:46,295 - Yeah. 82 00:03:48,435 --> 00:03:50,230 - Cap'n, just for the record, you know, 83 00:03:50,264 --> 00:03:52,404 I don't happen to think that you combine 84 00:03:52,439 --> 00:03:54,372 the worst qualities of a drill sergeant 85 00:03:54,406 --> 00:03:56,236 and a male fashion model. 86 00:03:56,270 --> 00:03:57,927 - And just for the record, Penhall, I don't 87 00:03:57,961 --> 00:04:00,343 think that's very funny. 88 00:04:00,378 --> 00:04:02,690 - Well you know, I didn't write it. 89 00:04:02,725 --> 00:04:04,002 It was Russell, 90 00:04:05,659 --> 00:04:07,902 Russell the wienie Buckins! 91 00:04:12,079 --> 00:04:15,945 - [sighing] Hanson, I'm sorry to have to do this, 92 00:04:15,979 --> 00:04:17,360 but you know how the department 93 00:04:17,395 --> 00:04:20,018 feels about this sort of thing. 94 00:04:21,847 --> 00:04:23,780 You're under suspension until an investigative 95 00:04:23,815 --> 00:04:25,817 committee determines just how damaging 96 00:04:25,851 --> 00:04:29,061 this article will be to the program. 97 00:04:29,096 --> 00:04:29,890 - And then? 98 00:04:29,924 --> 00:04:31,098 [gentle music] 99 00:04:31,132 --> 00:04:32,858 - Then you go before a review board. 100 00:04:32,893 --> 00:04:34,860 They'll decide how much of this is your fault, 101 00:04:34,895 --> 00:04:39,106 and what action is to be taken against you. 102 00:04:39,140 --> 00:04:42,592 - Well, Captain, I wish I had some kind of an explanation. 103 00:04:42,627 --> 00:04:44,525 You know, Russell tells me things, I tell him things. 104 00:04:44,560 --> 00:04:48,046 I just, I thought it was understood. 105 00:04:48,080 --> 00:04:53,051 - Yeah, well, sometimes there's no way to tell, Hanson. 106 00:04:53,085 --> 00:04:56,296 All you can do is trust your instincts. 107 00:04:57,952 --> 00:05:00,334 - [Tom] Yeah well, when it comes to Russell Buckins, 108 00:05:00,369 --> 00:05:02,854 my instincts ain't worth much. 109 00:05:10,379 --> 00:05:11,207 - Got it. 110 00:05:13,830 --> 00:05:16,626 - [Tom] Remember the time I got suspended for drag racing? 111 00:05:16,661 --> 00:05:17,903 - [Adam] Yeah, I remember. 112 00:05:17,938 --> 00:05:20,043 Instead of doing your time at the academy, 113 00:05:20,078 --> 00:05:22,011 you took off with that clown. 114 00:05:22,045 --> 00:05:23,426 - [Tom] Yeah, that guy had a way of talkin' 115 00:05:23,461 --> 00:05:25,083 me into anything. 116 00:05:25,117 --> 00:05:26,878 - I'll be honest, Hanson, I never seen anybody 117 00:05:26,912 --> 00:05:29,743 degenerate this fast before. 118 00:05:29,777 --> 00:05:31,365 - What did I sleep on, man? 119 00:05:31,400 --> 00:05:32,987 - I mean, you blow off your job, 120 00:05:33,022 --> 00:05:35,645 you wrestle a bear, you get a tattoo, 121 00:05:35,680 --> 00:05:36,922 I mean, what can I say? 122 00:05:36,957 --> 00:05:38,130 I'm impressed. 123 00:05:39,408 --> 00:05:41,099 - [Tom] How could you let me get a tattoo? 124 00:05:41,133 --> 00:05:42,894 - Heck, will you forget about the tattoo? 125 00:05:42,928 --> 00:05:44,447 - You can't forget about a tattoo, man, 126 00:05:44,482 --> 00:05:46,311 that's the point. 127 00:05:46,346 --> 00:05:48,658 [screaming] 128 00:05:48,693 --> 00:05:51,281 [horn honking] 129 00:05:52,766 --> 00:05:54,492 [tires screeching] 130 00:05:54,526 --> 00:05:56,148 [car crashing] 131 00:05:56,183 --> 00:05:58,392 - Vehicular cowicide, I mean, 132 00:05:58,427 --> 00:06:00,394 is that really on the books? 133 00:06:00,429 --> 00:06:03,052 - That was a $5,500 cow, son, 134 00:06:03,086 --> 00:06:04,605 and you don't have any insurance. 135 00:06:04,640 --> 00:06:06,227 - Well hey, neither did the cow. 136 00:06:06,262 --> 00:06:09,092 I mean, this is a no-fault state, isn't it? 137 00:06:09,127 --> 00:06:10,611 [light music] 138 00:06:10,646 --> 00:06:13,096 - Russell was always a big dreamer and a big talker, 139 00:06:13,131 --> 00:06:15,582 but I never thought he'd actually sell anything. 140 00:06:15,616 --> 00:06:17,066 What kind of stuff do you write? 141 00:06:17,100 --> 00:06:21,450 - Eh, magazine pieces, lifestyle stuff mostly. 142 00:06:21,484 --> 00:06:23,072 - Where do you get your ideas? 143 00:06:23,106 --> 00:06:24,522 - You know, life. 144 00:06:25,937 --> 00:06:30,079 - Yeah, Hanson, unfortunately, he wrote about your life. 145 00:06:33,876 --> 00:06:36,982 You know what you're gonna do? 146 00:06:37,017 --> 00:06:39,260 - I got a pretty good idea. 147 00:06:49,201 --> 00:06:52,032 [classical music] 148 00:07:25,375 --> 00:07:27,205 - So you're here for the wedding, huh? 149 00:07:27,239 --> 00:07:28,448 - What wedding? 150 00:07:28,482 --> 00:07:31,105 - Hunt Samperton's kid, she's gettin' married. 151 00:07:31,140 --> 00:07:34,902 They've been throwin' parties for a week. 152 00:07:34,937 --> 00:07:38,112 I thought that's what you're here for. 153 00:07:39,493 --> 00:07:40,321 - No. 154 00:07:44,118 --> 00:07:45,016 Keep it runnin'. 155 00:07:45,050 --> 00:07:47,018 I'll be right back, okay? 156 00:08:11,732 --> 00:08:13,665 - [Man] May I help you? 157 00:08:15,667 --> 00:08:17,945 - I'm here for the party. 158 00:08:17,980 --> 00:08:20,085 - Have you an invitation? 159 00:08:21,846 --> 00:08:23,399 - Invitation, hey you know what, I left 160 00:08:23,433 --> 00:08:25,608 it in my hotel room. 161 00:08:25,643 --> 00:08:27,058 - Most unfortunate. 162 00:08:27,092 --> 00:08:30,164 I could look through the guest list, Mister, uh? 163 00:08:30,199 --> 00:08:33,478 - Robert Wendell, is that you, boy? 164 00:08:33,513 --> 00:08:36,654 Oh, it must be 15 years if it's a day. 165 00:08:37,655 --> 00:08:38,656 Come with me. 166 00:08:38,690 --> 00:08:40,658 We'll say hello to Elizabeth. 167 00:08:40,692 --> 00:08:43,246 She will be thrilled. 168 00:08:43,281 --> 00:08:45,801 It's absolutely uncanny how closely 169 00:08:45,835 --> 00:08:48,113 you resemble your grandfather. 170 00:08:48,148 --> 00:08:50,150 Yes, it's the same face. 171 00:08:51,323 --> 00:08:52,946 - You know I get that all the time. 172 00:08:52,980 --> 00:08:54,464 Listen, by any chance have you run into a guy 173 00:08:54,499 --> 00:08:56,328 named Russell Buckins? 174 00:08:56,363 --> 00:09:00,229 - Oh, excuse me, Wendell, that's George Woodhouse. 175 00:09:00,263 --> 00:09:01,644 I need to see him for - George Woodhouse 176 00:09:01,679 --> 00:09:03,197 the idiot congressman? 177 00:09:03,232 --> 00:09:06,442 - Oh, let's not be snide boy, it's his wedding, too. 178 00:09:06,476 --> 00:09:07,754 Actually, I heard him give a speech 179 00:09:07,788 --> 00:09:09,687 at his alma mater last month. 180 00:09:09,721 --> 00:09:12,172 He was almost coherent. 181 00:09:12,206 --> 00:09:13,760 I was quite amazed. 182 00:09:18,799 --> 00:09:19,662 George. 183 00:09:22,044 --> 00:09:25,565 George, look who I found wandering around. 184 00:09:29,292 --> 00:09:30,121 - Who? 185 00:09:33,227 --> 00:09:34,435 - It's uncanny. 186 00:09:34,470 --> 00:09:38,094 The boy drifts, just like his grandfather. 187 00:09:38,129 --> 00:09:41,063 [light jazz music] 188 00:09:52,764 --> 00:09:55,284 - Robert Wendell, is that you? 189 00:09:55,318 --> 00:09:57,182 - It's Louise from day camp, remember? 190 00:09:57,217 --> 00:09:58,390 - Day camp, right. 191 00:09:58,425 --> 00:09:59,633 I don't-- 192 00:09:59,668 --> 00:10:00,807 - It's okay, it's been a long time. 193 00:10:00,841 --> 00:10:01,739 I never would have recognized you either 194 00:10:01,773 --> 00:10:03,326 if Mr. McKenzie hadn't seen you. 195 00:10:03,361 --> 00:10:04,224 How's Harvard? 196 00:10:04,258 --> 00:10:05,432 - Great. 197 00:10:05,466 --> 00:10:06,364 Harvard's great, it's a good school. 198 00:10:06,398 --> 00:10:08,366 - I've heard, and Monica? 199 00:10:08,400 --> 00:10:10,333 - Monica, actually we broke it off. 200 00:10:10,368 --> 00:10:12,128 Things didn't work out. 201 00:10:12,163 --> 00:10:13,992 - Things didn't work out with your schnauzer? 202 00:10:14,027 --> 00:10:14,855 - Right. 203 00:10:16,926 --> 00:10:19,895 I have a confession to make. 204 00:10:19,929 --> 00:10:21,690 I'm not Robert Wendell. 205 00:10:21,724 --> 00:10:22,932 - No kidding. 206 00:10:22,967 --> 00:10:24,278 Robert's a head shorter and 50 pounds heavier, 207 00:10:24,313 --> 00:10:27,005 but you do look a lot like his grandfather. 208 00:10:27,040 --> 00:10:29,214 - Hmm, Tom Hanson. 209 00:10:29,249 --> 00:10:30,319 - How 'bout you don't give me away, 210 00:10:30,353 --> 00:10:32,114 and I won't give you away? 211 00:10:32,148 --> 00:10:32,977 - Okay. 212 00:10:34,841 --> 00:10:37,257 So what are you doin' in here, you don't like parties? 213 00:10:37,291 --> 00:10:39,155 - Hmm, this seems more like a circus. 214 00:10:39,190 --> 00:10:40,087 - Yeah, I know what ya mean. 215 00:10:40,122 --> 00:10:42,193 The biggest clown's the groom. 216 00:10:42,227 --> 00:10:43,712 - George Woodhouse? 217 00:10:43,746 --> 00:10:46,266 Any woman would kill to marry George Woodhouse. 218 00:10:46,300 --> 00:10:48,509 He's charming, handsome, wealthy. 219 00:10:48,544 --> 00:10:49,994 He's a prize catch. 220 00:10:50,028 --> 00:10:52,030 - Yeah, I guess if you like flounders. 221 00:10:52,065 --> 00:10:53,687 - Ooh, you're cruel. 222 00:10:53,722 --> 00:10:55,689 - Come on, the guy's turned stupidity into an art form. 223 00:10:55,724 --> 00:10:57,829 I mean, you know, would you marry him? 224 00:10:57,864 --> 00:10:59,106 - Well of course I'd marry him. 225 00:10:59,141 --> 00:11:00,418 What else would I be looking for? 226 00:11:00,452 --> 00:11:01,626 - You tell me. 227 00:11:02,800 --> 00:11:04,042 - Well if I was a silly teenager I'd tell you 228 00:11:04,077 --> 00:11:06,424 I was looking for something different. 229 00:11:06,458 --> 00:11:08,702 I don't know, spontaneous, crazy. 230 00:11:08,737 --> 00:11:10,152 - [Tom] Passionate. 231 00:11:10,186 --> 00:11:12,326 - Very passionate. 232 00:11:12,361 --> 00:11:15,536 A guy who cared only about being with me. 233 00:11:15,571 --> 00:11:18,194 The two of us will live on some tropical island 234 00:11:18,229 --> 00:11:21,542 and live on love and coconuts in a grass hut. 235 00:11:21,577 --> 00:11:24,235 - [Tom] It sounds very romantic. 236 00:11:25,408 --> 00:11:27,652 - But I'm a little too adult for that fantasy. 237 00:11:27,687 --> 00:11:30,172 - So you'd opt for the klutzy congressman. 238 00:11:30,206 --> 00:11:32,277 - You disappointed I'm looking for a guy wild enough 239 00:11:32,312 --> 00:11:34,555 to crash a party and pretend he's Robert Wendell? 240 00:11:34,590 --> 00:11:35,764 - Actually, I'm not crashing the party. 241 00:11:35,798 --> 00:11:37,800 I'm looking for someone. 242 00:11:39,422 --> 00:11:40,630 No, no I am. 243 00:11:40,665 --> 00:11:42,494 Maybe you've seen him, a big guy, big mouth, 244 00:11:42,529 --> 00:11:43,703 probably sneaks half the buffet back 245 00:11:43,737 --> 00:11:45,083 to his hotel every night? 246 00:11:45,118 --> 00:11:46,326 - Russell? 247 00:11:46,360 --> 00:11:47,465 You're a friend of Russell Buckins? 248 00:11:47,499 --> 00:11:49,432 I love that guy. 249 00:11:49,467 --> 00:11:52,470 - Do you know where I can find him? 250 00:11:52,504 --> 00:11:53,678 - Los Angeles. 251 00:11:55,059 --> 00:11:56,543 I'm telling you a candidate like George Woodhouse 252 00:11:56,577 --> 00:11:58,683 would hit the jackpot in L.A. 253 00:11:58,718 --> 00:12:00,512 - He's a Republican, a conservative. 254 00:12:00,547 --> 00:12:02,031 I would've thought just the opposite. 255 00:12:02,066 --> 00:12:04,344 - Well sure, he'd miss out on the Jane Fonda vote. 256 00:12:04,378 --> 00:12:07,312 He wouldn't get Cher, but I'm talkin' Bob Hope, 257 00:12:07,347 --> 00:12:09,867 Chuck Heston, Moses for cryin' out loud. 258 00:12:09,901 --> 00:12:11,178 George is a good-lookin' guy. 259 00:12:11,213 --> 00:12:13,491 He looks good in a suit, and I'll tell ya, 260 00:12:13,525 --> 00:12:14,388 that thing he does with the droolin' 261 00:12:14,423 --> 00:12:16,874 on his shirt, people love that. 262 00:12:18,841 --> 00:12:22,189 - Thomas old chum, what are you doing here? 263 00:12:22,224 --> 00:12:24,985 [punch smacking] 264 00:12:27,263 --> 00:12:29,024 Fraternity handshake. 265 00:12:29,058 --> 00:12:30,750 Oh, I love this guy. 266 00:12:31,854 --> 00:12:34,754 Can't wait to catch up on old times. 267 00:12:35,927 --> 00:12:39,724 Whoa, you didn't like the article, huh? 268 00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:41,139 Wait, just let me explain! 269 00:12:41,174 --> 00:12:43,901 Listen, just let me explain! 270 00:12:43,935 --> 00:12:45,419 Tommy, damn it! 271 00:12:45,454 --> 00:12:46,904 I let you explain when I caught you 272 00:12:46,938 --> 00:12:49,734 watchin' my sister in the shower! 273 00:12:49,769 --> 00:12:51,011 - [Tom] Get up! 274 00:12:52,185 --> 00:12:55,188 - Come on, man, I just wanna explain. 275 00:12:55,222 --> 00:12:56,258 - [Tom] Everything's under control. 276 00:12:56,292 --> 00:12:57,777 Everything's fine. 277 00:13:01,194 --> 00:13:02,678 Explain! 278 00:13:02,712 --> 00:13:03,852 - I can't. 279 00:13:03,886 --> 00:13:05,301 You're right. 280 00:13:05,336 --> 00:13:06,820 You're right. 281 00:13:06,855 --> 00:13:08,304 I was up against the wall, and I needed a story. 282 00:13:08,339 --> 00:13:09,754 - You used me. 283 00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:11,273 You didn't care what it did to my department 284 00:13:11,307 --> 00:13:12,653 or to my career. 285 00:13:13,827 --> 00:13:16,278 - It don't mean I don't love ya, Tommy. 286 00:13:16,312 --> 00:13:17,141 Tommy, wait a minute. 287 00:13:17,175 --> 00:13:18,970 I stink, okay? 288 00:13:19,005 --> 00:13:20,592 I'm the stuff you scrape off your shoe. 289 00:13:20,627 --> 00:13:21,559 I'm pond scum. 290 00:13:21,593 --> 00:13:22,698 I know that. 291 00:13:22,732 --> 00:13:23,941 It's a chemical imbalance or somethin', 292 00:13:23,975 --> 00:13:26,115 but believe me, I never meant to hurt you, man, 293 00:13:26,150 --> 00:13:27,668 and that's the truth. 294 00:13:27,703 --> 00:13:29,705 - Fine, then you're gonna come back with me, 295 00:13:29,739 --> 00:13:30,913 and you're gonna explain to the review board 296 00:13:30,948 --> 00:13:32,812 that just suspended me that you're a conniving 297 00:13:32,846 --> 00:13:35,262 slug who sold me out for a few lousy dollars. 298 00:13:35,297 --> 00:13:37,299 - Hey, I made five grand on that article. 299 00:13:37,333 --> 00:13:38,231 - Get in the cab! 300 00:13:38,265 --> 00:13:39,163 - I can't. 301 00:13:39,197 --> 00:13:40,405 - What do you mean you can't? 302 00:13:40,440 --> 00:13:41,890 - Tommy, I got important business here. 303 00:13:41,924 --> 00:13:44,824 Look, just gimme two days, would ya? 304 00:13:44,858 --> 00:13:46,066 I swear, I'll come back. 305 00:13:46,101 --> 00:13:47,343 I'll clear your name. 306 00:13:47,378 --> 00:13:48,862 - You're gonna go back with me now. 307 00:13:48,897 --> 00:13:51,278 - Tommy, I'm doing a major expose on George Woodhouse, 308 00:13:51,313 --> 00:13:54,316 the damn symbol of beauty parlor politics. 309 00:13:54,350 --> 00:13:56,387 This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. 310 00:13:56,421 --> 00:13:59,079 This piece could make my career. 311 00:14:00,701 --> 00:14:02,324 - What are you really up to, Russell? 312 00:14:02,358 --> 00:14:06,328 - Tom, I told you, you know, I'm just doin' an article. 313 00:14:06,362 --> 00:14:07,639 - Come on, I know you. 314 00:14:07,674 --> 00:14:11,022 You got that hungry look on your face. 315 00:14:11,057 --> 00:14:12,644 What is it, you got like kinky pictures of Woodhouse? 316 00:14:12,679 --> 00:14:13,887 Is that what it is? 317 00:14:13,922 --> 00:14:16,441 - No, no, no, Tom, you got me all wrong, man. 318 00:14:16,476 --> 00:14:17,270 I'm a new man. 319 00:14:17,304 --> 00:14:18,512 I'm changing. 320 00:14:18,547 --> 00:14:19,893 - Russell, you're gonna come back with me now, 321 00:14:19,928 --> 00:14:21,032 or I'm gonna go in there, I'm gonna tell 'em 322 00:14:21,067 --> 00:14:22,378 what kind of journalist you really are. 323 00:14:22,413 --> 00:14:25,002 - Tom, if you do that then I won't say a thing 324 00:14:25,036 --> 00:14:26,796 to your review board. 325 00:14:28,557 --> 00:14:32,664 - Russell, you know I'm a trained police officer. 326 00:14:34,356 --> 00:14:36,737 If you're not in my office in two days, 327 00:14:36,772 --> 00:14:39,257 I will hunt you down and perform voodoo rights 328 00:14:39,292 --> 00:14:41,363 on your internal organs. 329 00:14:41,397 --> 00:14:44,193 - Oh, what a revolting image. 330 00:14:44,228 --> 00:14:47,093 All right, I'll be there, I'll be there. 331 00:14:47,127 --> 00:14:48,370 Ya got my word. 332 00:14:50,613 --> 00:14:52,753 - I don't know what you're up to, Russell, 333 00:14:52,788 --> 00:14:54,824 but I pity these people. 334 00:14:54,859 --> 00:14:56,516 You've got two days! 335 00:14:58,587 --> 00:14:59,899 Just take me to the airport, all right? 336 00:14:59,933 --> 00:15:02,177 - Must be somethin', huh? 337 00:15:02,211 --> 00:15:03,730 - [Tom] What's somethin'? 338 00:15:03,764 --> 00:15:06,940 - [Cabbie] Louise Samperton back there with your friend. 339 00:15:06,975 --> 00:15:08,804 - [Tom] That's Louise Samperton? 340 00:15:08,838 --> 00:15:12,394 - Yeah, worth 20 mil if she's worth a dime. 341 00:15:17,675 --> 00:15:19,504 - I'm tellin' ya, Tommy and I are best friends. 342 00:15:19,539 --> 00:15:21,058 We always hit each other like that. 343 00:15:21,092 --> 00:15:23,370 It's a, it's a tradition. 344 00:15:23,405 --> 00:15:24,233 Uh. 345 00:15:26,753 --> 00:15:27,719 - Hello again. 346 00:15:27,754 --> 00:15:29,169 - Hello, again. 347 00:15:29,204 --> 00:15:30,412 - What are you doin' here? 348 00:15:30,446 --> 00:15:31,344 I thought you went to the airport. 349 00:15:31,378 --> 00:15:33,346 - I changed my mind, Russell. 350 00:15:33,380 --> 00:15:35,003 - Ugh, you want an egg? 351 00:15:35,037 --> 00:15:36,245 - No. 352 00:15:36,280 --> 00:15:39,007 - Well, shall we go to the other room? 353 00:15:39,041 --> 00:15:41,630 [upbeat music] 354 00:15:47,463 --> 00:15:50,294 [soft jazz music] 355 00:15:51,398 --> 00:15:52,744 Hey Tommy, you tried one of these? 356 00:15:52,779 --> 00:15:55,195 The ones from the box don't even come close. 357 00:15:55,230 --> 00:15:56,990 - Maybe later. 358 00:15:57,025 --> 00:15:58,095 So I was surprised to hear you were 359 00:15:58,129 --> 00:15:59,441 getting married so soon? 360 00:15:59,475 --> 00:16:00,752 - Were you? 361 00:16:00,787 --> 00:16:03,169 - I guess you've given up on love and coconuts. 362 00:16:03,203 --> 00:16:05,619 - Love and coconuts, what are you two talkin' about, Tommy? 363 00:16:05,654 --> 00:16:08,174 - It's an old joke from day camp, Russell. 364 00:16:08,208 --> 00:16:09,451 - [Man] Louise! 365 00:16:09,485 --> 00:16:11,073 - Hi. 366 00:16:11,108 --> 00:16:12,040 - Watch. 367 00:16:12,074 --> 00:16:12,902 - How are you, darling? 368 00:16:12,937 --> 00:16:13,731 - Fine thanks. 369 00:16:13,765 --> 00:16:15,008 - Good. 370 00:16:15,043 --> 00:16:16,976 - I have some friends I'd like you to meet. 371 00:16:17,010 --> 00:16:18,529 - I'm gonna make him stammer. 372 00:16:18,563 --> 00:16:20,048 It's easy. 373 00:16:20,082 --> 00:16:21,670 - [Louise] I was just meeting a friend of Russell's. 374 00:16:21,704 --> 00:16:22,498 - Oh. 375 00:16:22,533 --> 00:16:23,741 - Hi, Tom Hanson. 376 00:16:23,775 --> 00:16:25,191 - George Woodhouse, proud to know you. 377 00:16:25,225 --> 00:16:27,779 - Hey, George, I have a friend at the Enquirer 378 00:16:27,814 --> 00:16:31,818 who's doing a story that says you cheat at golf. 379 00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:36,029 - You're putting me on. [laughing] 380 00:16:36,064 --> 00:16:38,066 - Of course he's putting you on. 381 00:16:38,100 --> 00:16:40,102 - Well he says he has access to scorecards, 382 00:16:40,137 --> 00:16:42,484 caddies who are willing to testify that 383 00:16:42,518 --> 00:16:45,314 you improve your lines without taking any penalty strokes. 384 00:16:45,349 --> 00:16:46,143 - Russell. 385 00:16:46,177 --> 00:16:47,351 - I never, no. 386 00:16:48,524 --> 00:16:49,974 - Well, it doesn't sound like much, 387 00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:53,633 but it's a character issue, you understand, George? 388 00:16:53,667 --> 00:16:57,223 I mean, just go ask Gary Hart about the character issue. 389 00:16:57,257 --> 00:16:59,777 - Well, I, it's just not true. 390 00:17:00,950 --> 00:17:02,504 It's it's it's it's it's 391 00:17:02,538 --> 00:17:03,677 - Just not true? 392 00:17:03,712 --> 00:17:05,576 - Who told you this? 393 00:17:05,610 --> 00:17:06,853 Was it Duckworth? 394 00:17:06,887 --> 00:17:08,924 - George, it's a joke. 395 00:17:08,958 --> 00:17:10,339 He's joking. 396 00:17:10,374 --> 00:17:11,202 - Oh. 397 00:17:12,617 --> 00:17:14,309 - He's right, George, but you didn't know that, 398 00:17:14,343 --> 00:17:16,207 and you were properly indignant. 399 00:17:16,242 --> 00:17:17,312 Good for you. 400 00:17:18,692 --> 00:17:21,557 - Well, a man's golf game should never fall into question. 401 00:17:21,592 --> 00:17:23,318 Wars were fought over less. 402 00:17:23,352 --> 00:17:26,597 - Excuse me, gentlemen, may I have the honor of this dance? 403 00:17:26,631 --> 00:17:28,185 - Of course, Daddy. 404 00:17:30,428 --> 00:17:32,948 - Gentlemen, I am a lucky man. 405 00:17:37,435 --> 00:17:38,954 - You're a doofus. 406 00:17:53,382 --> 00:17:57,076 - You don't have to do it, you know. 407 00:17:57,110 --> 00:17:58,905 In fact, if you have any doubts at all, 408 00:17:58,939 --> 00:18:00,769 I'd rather you didn't. 409 00:18:02,150 --> 00:18:03,875 - Is it that obvious? 410 00:18:06,637 --> 00:18:10,951 I keep waiting to feel something special, something 411 00:18:10,986 --> 00:18:11,814 primal. 412 00:18:13,920 --> 00:18:18,097 I wait, and I hope, and it's just not there, Daddy. 413 00:18:21,652 --> 00:18:23,378 I know I'm just a spoiled brat 414 00:18:23,412 --> 00:18:26,622 who's gotten everything she's ever wanted. 415 00:18:26,657 --> 00:18:29,901 Settling down is the best thing for me. 416 00:18:37,737 --> 00:18:39,394 - Your mother and I, 417 00:18:40,809 --> 00:18:43,639 we had a long, wonderful marriage. 418 00:18:44,778 --> 00:18:47,367 When she died, I tell you from my heart, 419 00:18:47,402 --> 00:18:50,508 I loved her so deeply, so completely, 420 00:18:51,716 --> 00:18:53,304 but when we first were together, 421 00:18:53,339 --> 00:18:55,341 things were very primal. 422 00:18:58,689 --> 00:19:00,311 I think that feeling has to be there first 423 00:19:00,346 --> 00:19:02,244 before the rest can come. 424 00:19:02,279 --> 00:19:05,144 [soft jazz music] 425 00:19:15,602 --> 00:19:18,674 - So, you're doin' a story on a girl 426 00:19:18,709 --> 00:19:20,918 who's worth $20 million. 427 00:19:20,952 --> 00:19:23,058 - No, I'm doing a story on her fiance. 428 00:19:23,092 --> 00:19:25,578 - Uh huh, you know, Russell, if I find out 429 00:19:25,612 --> 00:19:27,959 that you're here to break them up, 430 00:19:27,994 --> 00:19:30,238 I'll sew your eyelids shut 431 00:19:30,272 --> 00:19:32,688 - Hey come on, what kinda guy do you think I am? 432 00:19:32,723 --> 00:19:34,794 Don't answer that, okay? 433 00:19:34,828 --> 00:19:38,936 - I think you're a guy lookin' for a meal ticket. 434 00:19:55,884 --> 00:19:57,265 [throat clearing] 435 00:19:57,299 --> 00:19:59,612 - Excuse me, sir, can I cut in? 436 00:19:59,646 --> 00:20:01,200 - Get lost. 437 00:20:01,234 --> 00:20:04,375 - Don't be that way, Daddy, it's okay. 438 00:20:11,831 --> 00:20:14,730 - Your dad hates my guts, doesn't he? 439 00:20:14,765 --> 00:20:17,871 - He liked it when you got hit. 440 00:20:17,906 --> 00:20:19,010 Is something the matter? 441 00:20:19,045 --> 00:20:20,288 You seem quiet. 442 00:20:21,358 --> 00:20:24,499 - Oh, I can be quiet, too, you know? 443 00:20:24,533 --> 00:20:25,707 - I know. 444 00:20:25,741 --> 00:20:28,123 - I can feel a whole range of human emotions. 445 00:20:28,157 --> 00:20:29,331 - Of course you can. 446 00:20:29,366 --> 00:20:31,851 - Yeah well, tell that to Hanson. 447 00:20:31,885 --> 00:20:33,922 I may not be perfect, but ah 448 00:20:33,956 --> 00:20:34,750 - Oh! 449 00:20:34,785 --> 00:20:35,682 [laughing] 450 00:20:35,717 --> 00:20:36,476 - You're not an animal. 451 00:20:36,511 --> 00:20:38,720 You're a human being? 452 00:20:38,754 --> 00:20:40,998 - Well, I like to think so. 453 00:20:42,413 --> 00:20:44,450 - You know what Russell? 454 00:20:44,484 --> 00:20:45,485 You're loud. 455 00:20:46,624 --> 00:20:48,454 You're obnoxious. 456 00:20:48,488 --> 00:20:49,731 You're a slime. 457 00:20:49,765 --> 00:20:51,871 You make enemies by the metric ton. 458 00:20:51,905 --> 00:20:53,907 - Oh well, look, thanks for cheerin' me up. 459 00:20:53,942 --> 00:20:57,635 I'm just gonna go drink some Windex now. 460 00:20:57,670 --> 00:21:00,017 - You're also unpredictable. 461 00:21:01,294 --> 00:21:02,778 - Well... 462 00:21:02,813 --> 00:21:03,641 - Funny. 463 00:21:06,195 --> 00:21:09,337 Incredibly loyal in a scary kinda way. 464 00:21:12,926 --> 00:21:16,171 Face it, Russell, you are an original. 465 00:21:16,205 --> 00:21:18,622 - Ah, but have you seen this? 466 00:21:20,624 --> 00:21:22,971 Woo, woo, woo woo, woo, woo! 467 00:21:26,802 --> 00:21:29,633 [Louise laughing] 468 00:21:32,394 --> 00:21:34,603 - Vodka, straight up. 469 00:21:34,638 --> 00:21:35,915 - How ya doin'? 470 00:21:37,434 --> 00:21:39,298 - You know, if it weren't absolutely ridiculous, 471 00:21:39,332 --> 00:21:40,851 I might think your friend is trying 472 00:21:40,885 --> 00:21:43,060 to move in on my daughter. 473 00:21:44,233 --> 00:21:45,614 - She would never go for him, would she? 474 00:21:45,649 --> 00:21:46,960 - Never. 475 00:21:46,995 --> 00:21:47,823 - Good. 476 00:21:53,312 --> 00:21:54,796 - So, who are you? 477 00:21:56,211 --> 00:21:58,144 I mean, half this group thinks you're Robert Wendell, 478 00:21:58,178 --> 00:22:01,320 the other half thinks you're some sort of secret agent. 479 00:22:01,354 --> 00:22:03,736 - Actually, I'm just a cop, sir. 480 00:22:03,770 --> 00:22:04,978 Tom Hanson. 481 00:22:05,013 --> 00:22:07,360 - Oh, pleasure, hi, good strong right hand. 482 00:22:07,395 --> 00:22:09,362 You know how to throw it, too. 483 00:22:09,397 --> 00:22:10,225 - Not well enough. 484 00:22:10,259 --> 00:22:11,399 He got up, didn't he? 485 00:22:11,433 --> 00:22:13,504 - [laughing] Still, it's a pleasure to meet 486 00:22:13,539 --> 00:22:15,057 a young man with passion and with red blood 487 00:22:15,092 --> 00:22:16,990 coursing through his veins. 488 00:22:17,025 --> 00:22:18,751 - Yeah, but you know what gets me? 489 00:22:18,785 --> 00:22:22,030 He ruins my life, I come here, I smack him, 490 00:22:22,064 --> 00:22:24,446 he still gets his way. 491 00:22:24,481 --> 00:22:26,759 - Hanson, from what I've seen, a guy like Buckins 492 00:22:26,793 --> 00:22:29,796 just needs a man like you to set him straight. 493 00:22:29,831 --> 00:22:31,557 - Or to stop him. 494 00:22:31,591 --> 00:22:32,661 Here's to it. 495 00:22:44,293 --> 00:22:45,122 - Russ? 496 00:22:46,088 --> 00:22:46,882 Are you okay? 497 00:22:46,917 --> 00:22:48,332 You look a bit green. 498 00:22:48,367 --> 00:22:49,920 - No, no, I'm fine. 499 00:23:00,309 --> 00:23:01,138 George, 500 00:23:03,174 --> 00:23:05,280 well, I'm gonna tell you. 501 00:23:07,178 --> 00:23:08,041 No, I'm sorry. 502 00:23:08,076 --> 00:23:09,146 Never mind. 503 00:23:09,180 --> 00:23:10,009 Forget it. 504 00:23:13,668 --> 00:23:14,496 - Russell, 505 00:23:16,118 --> 00:23:17,188 what is it? 506 00:23:17,223 --> 00:23:18,431 You can tell me. 507 00:23:18,466 --> 00:23:22,124 - George, this goes against every ounce 508 00:23:22,159 --> 00:23:24,679 of journalistic ethics in my body. 509 00:23:24,713 --> 00:23:26,612 - Russell, it's okay. 510 00:23:26,646 --> 00:23:28,476 I consider us friends. 511 00:23:29,615 --> 00:23:32,963 - George, you are marrying into a family 512 00:23:32,997 --> 00:23:34,930 that is about to explode over the front page 513 00:23:34,965 --> 00:23:38,451 of every supermarket tabloid in this country. 514 00:23:38,486 --> 00:23:41,005 - I'm not following you, Russ. 515 00:23:42,110 --> 00:23:44,423 - Hunt Samperton, George. 516 00:23:44,457 --> 00:23:46,839 It has been alleged , and I emphasize alleged, 517 00:23:46,873 --> 00:23:49,289 that his companies are making tens of millions 518 00:23:49,324 --> 00:23:53,155 of dollars selling baby products in medicines. 519 00:23:54,122 --> 00:23:55,986 - That doesn't sound so bad. 520 00:23:56,020 --> 00:23:58,851 - These medicines, these vaccines, 521 00:24:00,266 --> 00:24:04,477 are placebos, nothing more than worthless sugar water. 522 00:24:04,512 --> 00:24:06,824 - My God, that's insidious! 523 00:24:11,139 --> 00:24:12,451 Who's been buying this stuff? 524 00:24:12,485 --> 00:24:15,143 - Third world countries, mostly African. 525 00:24:15,177 --> 00:24:16,938 - Thank God for that. 526 00:24:16,972 --> 00:24:20,976 I mean, it's still horrible, but, but, but, but. 527 00:24:22,495 --> 00:24:24,808 Well in any case, I'll need to do some checking. 528 00:24:24,842 --> 00:24:28,294 - This story might break as soon as tomorrow, George. 529 00:24:28,328 --> 00:24:29,157 - Ah. 530 00:24:31,470 --> 00:24:35,543 - You still have time to shield yourself, George. 531 00:24:37,579 --> 00:24:39,098 You're a good man. 532 00:24:43,274 --> 00:24:46,623 - Russell, now that friend of yours, 533 00:24:46,657 --> 00:24:48,210 the Secret Service man? 534 00:24:48,245 --> 00:24:50,109 That's why he's here, isn't it? 535 00:24:50,143 --> 00:24:52,387 - Maybe it's just a coincidence. 536 00:24:52,421 --> 00:24:53,768 Shh. 537 00:24:53,802 --> 00:24:54,803 - Ah, right. 538 00:24:59,325 --> 00:25:00,119 Louise? 539 00:25:00,153 --> 00:25:01,879 - Emeralds, hi. 540 00:25:01,914 --> 00:25:02,949 - We need to talk. 541 00:25:02,984 --> 00:25:03,812 - Sure. 542 00:25:04,641 --> 00:25:06,332 - I mean, privately. 543 00:25:12,718 --> 00:25:15,203 - Eh, I just got a brainstorm, Tommy. 544 00:25:15,237 --> 00:25:16,860 I'm gonna take all these swells bowling. 545 00:25:16,894 --> 00:25:18,344 They're gonna love it, and then I'll show 546 00:25:18,378 --> 00:25:19,448 'em really how to have a good time. 547 00:25:19,483 --> 00:25:20,380 - You did it, didn't you? 548 00:25:20,415 --> 00:25:21,554 - What? 549 00:25:21,589 --> 00:25:22,762 - These people are fixing up for a wedding, 550 00:25:22,797 --> 00:25:24,281 and then the slime king reared his ugly head. 551 00:25:24,315 --> 00:25:25,351 - Hey man, I don't know what you're talkin' about. 552 00:25:25,385 --> 00:25:26,594 You been drinkin'? 553 00:25:26,628 --> 00:25:27,836 - [Tom] You make me sick to my stomach! 554 00:25:27,871 --> 00:25:29,079 - What kinda thing is that to say? 555 00:25:29,113 --> 00:25:30,356 - Don't play games with me, mister, 556 00:25:30,390 --> 00:25:31,150 because I know you're after that 20 million. 557 00:25:31,184 --> 00:25:31,944 - Hey, that's not true. 558 00:25:31,978 --> 00:25:33,117 - Liar! 559 00:25:33,152 --> 00:25:34,947 - Tom, look man, you're wrong about me. 560 00:25:34,981 --> 00:25:36,396 - Don't try and tell me you didn't break up 561 00:25:36,431 --> 00:25:37,639 this wedding, because I am capable 562 00:25:37,674 --> 00:25:39,261 of uncontrollable violence! 563 00:25:39,296 --> 00:25:40,711 - Look man, I may have said something to put 564 00:25:40,746 --> 00:25:42,506 the groom's situation into perspective, 565 00:25:42,541 --> 00:25:45,129 but believe me, Tom, I did it for the nobleist of reasons. 566 00:25:45,164 --> 00:25:45,992 - Uh huh. 567 00:25:47,580 --> 00:25:48,685 - I'm in love with Louise. 568 00:25:48,719 --> 00:25:49,617 - Don't make me puke. 569 00:25:49,651 --> 00:25:51,308 - No, Tom, I swear it's true. 570 00:25:51,342 --> 00:25:55,968 I love her, and you know, I think she likes me, too. 571 00:25:56,002 --> 00:25:57,452 - Okay, let me ask you a question. 572 00:25:57,486 --> 00:25:59,350 Louise comes to you without a dime, 573 00:25:59,385 --> 00:26:00,800 you still want her? 574 00:26:00,835 --> 00:26:02,768 - Yeah, but she doesn't, Tom. 575 00:26:02,802 --> 00:26:04,597 Can I help that? 576 00:26:04,632 --> 00:26:06,116 - You're a dead man, Russell. 577 00:26:06,150 --> 00:26:08,739 [upbeat music] 578 00:26:18,093 --> 00:26:20,855 So did George say why he canceled the wedding? 579 00:26:20,889 --> 00:26:24,721 - No, he was just acting so weird and evasive. 580 00:26:26,930 --> 00:26:28,690 He said he didn't think it was a good idea 581 00:26:28,725 --> 00:26:30,830 for us to merge at this point. 582 00:26:30,865 --> 00:26:32,418 - Merge? 583 00:26:32,452 --> 00:26:35,352 - I guess he just changed his mind. 584 00:26:36,905 --> 00:26:39,528 - You know, someone might've changed it for him. 585 00:26:39,563 --> 00:26:42,877 - [laughing] You know, it doesn't matter, Tom. 586 00:26:42,911 --> 00:26:47,675 Now that it's over, I can't believe it ever got this far. 587 00:26:47,709 --> 00:26:49,262 - Are you gonna make an announcement? 588 00:26:49,297 --> 00:26:50,678 - Now that I'm not getting married, 589 00:26:50,712 --> 00:26:53,715 I think I could finally enjoy the wedding festivities. 590 00:26:53,750 --> 00:26:55,406 [laughing] Does that make any sense? 591 00:26:55,441 --> 00:26:56,925 - Louise. - Ooh, I feel so in control 592 00:26:56,960 --> 00:26:58,686 of my life, you know. 593 00:26:58,720 --> 00:27:01,550 Everything seems so clear. 594 00:27:01,585 --> 00:27:02,586 What I want. 595 00:27:04,726 --> 00:27:05,658 - Which is? 596 00:27:08,316 --> 00:27:10,111 Love and coconuts? 597 00:27:10,145 --> 00:27:12,665 - And little grass huts. 598 00:27:12,700 --> 00:27:14,356 - You know, George didn't really look like 599 00:27:14,391 --> 00:27:16,048 the grass hut type. 600 00:27:16,082 --> 00:27:19,568 [Louise laughing] 601 00:27:19,603 --> 00:27:22,986 - I want a guy who makes me laugh. 602 00:27:23,020 --> 00:27:25,471 A guy who'll get me a hamster on my birthday 603 00:27:25,505 --> 00:27:28,232 or mow the lawn in his underwear. 604 00:27:29,164 --> 00:27:31,339 I want a guy like Russell. 605 00:27:36,033 --> 00:27:38,035 - [Tom] Russell Buckins! 606 00:27:48,011 --> 00:27:49,909 So you understand what I'm saying, right? 607 00:27:49,944 --> 00:27:54,155 - Yeah, and I can't thank you enough, Tom. 608 00:27:54,189 --> 00:27:58,193 - You know, Louise, it's just, I care about you. 609 00:27:59,367 --> 00:28:01,576 - I know, and you're the only one who's 610 00:28:01,610 --> 00:28:03,958 made me realize how I really feel. 611 00:28:03,992 --> 00:28:06,685 [gentle music] 612 00:28:17,040 --> 00:28:19,042 [upbeat music] 613 00:28:19,076 --> 00:28:20,837 [snoring] 614 00:28:20,871 --> 00:28:23,563 [hand knocking] 615 00:28:31,882 --> 00:28:32,987 - I had to take a cab. 616 00:28:33,021 --> 00:28:34,057 Why'd you leave me there? 617 00:28:34,091 --> 00:28:35,748 - I couldn't find you. 618 00:28:35,783 --> 00:28:39,476 So, what'd you do at Samperton's last night? 619 00:28:40,477 --> 00:28:41,720 - Nothin' much. 620 00:28:42,790 --> 00:28:44,619 - You know, I forgot to ask you. 621 00:28:44,653 --> 00:28:45,827 How's Jackie? 622 00:28:45,862 --> 00:28:48,450 You two sounded pretty serious. 623 00:28:49,624 --> 00:28:51,799 - Jackie's fine, and it's not serious. 624 00:28:51,833 --> 00:28:55,664 - Hmm, well lookit, I think tomorrow morning 625 00:28:55,699 --> 00:28:57,563 we'll get up early, have a little breakfast, 626 00:28:57,597 --> 00:28:59,358 then I'll take ya to the airport, huh? 627 00:28:59,392 --> 00:29:01,118 - I'm not leavin' without you. 628 00:29:01,153 --> 00:29:03,293 - Come on, Tommy, I'll be hot on your heels. 629 00:29:03,327 --> 00:29:05,571 Look, I been thinkin', it's a good idea to get 630 00:29:05,605 --> 00:29:07,711 a head start back there, you know? 631 00:29:07,746 --> 00:29:09,817 Grease the wheels of the review board, 632 00:29:09,851 --> 00:29:11,370 tell 'em what a-- 633 00:29:11,404 --> 00:29:13,061 - Slime ball you were for burnin' your best friend. 634 00:29:13,096 --> 00:29:14,925 - That's right, but you should tell 'em first. 635 00:29:14,960 --> 00:29:15,788 - You got a point. 636 00:29:15,823 --> 00:29:17,238 - Atta boy. 637 00:29:17,272 --> 00:29:19,309 - Except there's another party at Louise's tomorrow, 638 00:29:19,343 --> 00:29:21,242 and I thought I'd stay for it. 639 00:29:21,276 --> 00:29:23,485 - Well, I'd like to have ya, I really would, 640 00:29:23,520 --> 00:29:27,006 but I'm just not sure how long I can keep this room. 641 00:29:27,041 --> 00:29:28,905 - Well, Hunt says he's got plenty of room 642 00:29:28,939 --> 00:29:30,251 for me if I need it. 643 00:29:30,285 --> 00:29:32,391 - Yeah, well, Hunt said the same thing to me, 644 00:29:32,425 --> 00:29:35,532 but you know me, I like my own place. 645 00:29:37,430 --> 00:29:41,641 Look, what happened with Louise and Woodhouse was fate. 646 00:29:41,676 --> 00:29:43,195 - Eh, it was sabotage. 647 00:29:43,229 --> 00:29:44,921 - Yeah, but if they were really meant for each other, 648 00:29:44,955 --> 00:29:47,647 than nothing would have shaken them apart. 649 00:29:47,682 --> 00:29:51,099 - Doesn't mean she was meant for you. 650 00:29:51,134 --> 00:29:52,583 - So, it's war. 651 00:29:52,618 --> 00:29:55,448 [classical music] 652 00:30:29,379 --> 00:30:31,864 [dog yelping] 653 00:30:33,970 --> 00:30:35,488 Oh, I'm sorry. 654 00:30:35,523 --> 00:30:36,731 Is the pooch okay? 655 00:30:36,765 --> 00:30:38,112 - Why don't you learn how to play the game 656 00:30:38,146 --> 00:30:42,012 before you go hurting an innocent animal, you barbarian! 657 00:30:42,047 --> 00:30:43,876 - Hey, lighten up, lady, at least I didn't 658 00:30:43,911 --> 00:30:46,465 croak the old bag of germs. 659 00:30:46,499 --> 00:30:47,328 - Oh! 660 00:30:50,227 --> 00:30:51,263 - Nice shot. 661 00:30:51,297 --> 00:30:52,747 - Ah, nice outfit. 662 00:30:52,781 --> 00:30:54,991 Why don't you pay a waiter or something. 663 00:30:55,025 --> 00:30:56,406 Get some decent clothes. 664 00:30:56,440 --> 00:30:58,132 You're embarrassing me. 665 00:30:58,166 --> 00:30:58,960 - Hi, guys. 666 00:30:58,995 --> 00:31:00,272 - Hi. 667 00:31:00,306 --> 00:31:01,756 - Tom, you look great, what a wonderful idea. 668 00:31:01,790 --> 00:31:03,033 - Well, thanks. 669 00:31:03,068 --> 00:31:04,448 I thought I'd bring a little color out here. 670 00:31:04,483 --> 00:31:05,898 - Hello, Louise. 671 00:31:05,933 --> 00:31:07,624 - Russell, nice hat. 672 00:31:10,282 --> 00:31:11,939 - I believe it's your shot. 673 00:31:11,973 --> 00:31:13,837 I'll warn the canines. 674 00:31:14,907 --> 00:31:17,737 [throat clearing] 675 00:31:23,882 --> 00:31:26,022 - Is it just me, or is it a little cold for croquet? 676 00:31:26,056 --> 00:31:28,472 - Oh, don't be a wimp, Thomas. 677 00:31:28,507 --> 00:31:29,439 - He's right. 678 00:31:29,473 --> 00:31:31,820 It's damn freezing out here. 679 00:31:32,683 --> 00:31:33,995 - I got an idea. 680 00:31:35,134 --> 00:31:37,481 You folks ever gone bowling? 681 00:31:43,936 --> 00:31:45,006 - Yes, madam. 682 00:31:49,873 --> 00:31:51,875 Oh yes, I believe one is supposed to insert 683 00:31:51,910 --> 00:31:54,188 one's fingers in the holes, madam. 684 00:31:54,222 --> 00:31:57,329 - But what in the world am I aiming for? 685 00:31:57,363 --> 00:31:59,469 - I believe one aims for those bottle-shaped things 686 00:31:59,503 --> 00:32:00,953 at the end of the boardwalk. 687 00:32:00,988 --> 00:32:01,954 [ball thudding] 688 00:32:01,989 --> 00:32:04,474 [man gasping] 689 00:32:07,408 --> 00:32:08,823 Thank you, madam. 690 00:32:14,346 --> 00:32:15,726 - Oy, mummy! 691 00:32:15,761 --> 00:32:18,177 - Ah son, you are my kind of thinker, 692 00:32:18,212 --> 00:32:20,939 innovative, enthusiastic, a real winner. 693 00:32:20,973 --> 00:32:23,286 - Just like his grandfather. 694 00:32:35,746 --> 00:32:37,956 - Plus, he is impressively quick on his feet. 695 00:32:37,990 --> 00:32:40,234 This bowling party was a great idea. 696 00:32:40,268 --> 00:32:42,098 We could use a young man like this, MacKenzie. 697 00:32:42,132 --> 00:32:46,033 - Absolutely, your future's very bright, Wendell. 698 00:32:46,067 --> 00:32:48,311 - That's good to know, sir. 699 00:32:50,451 --> 00:32:53,143 - This was my idea, you thief. 700 00:32:53,178 --> 00:32:55,697 - And a damn good idea it was. 701 00:32:58,700 --> 00:33:01,117 - Listen, Louise, I was thinkin', I haven't 702 00:33:01,151 --> 00:33:02,808 had a chance to talk to you. 703 00:33:02,842 --> 00:33:04,706 Why don't we split this place? 704 00:33:04,741 --> 00:33:07,192 I got us a table at the Tower Club. 705 00:33:07,226 --> 00:33:09,228 - I'm not really in the mood for the Tower Club, Russell. 706 00:33:09,263 --> 00:33:10,747 Tom says that bowling alleys make 707 00:33:10,781 --> 00:33:13,612 the greatest greasy cheeseburgers. 708 00:33:16,649 --> 00:33:19,756 - Can I speak with you a moment, Tom? 709 00:33:22,621 --> 00:33:24,485 You are a slime, man. 710 00:33:24,519 --> 00:33:26,763 Nothing I have done to you, the suspensions, 711 00:33:26,797 --> 00:33:29,593 the tattoos, the time I signed you up for the Navy. 712 00:33:29,628 --> 00:33:30,525 - You did that? 713 00:33:30,560 --> 00:33:32,320 - None of it comes close! 714 00:33:32,355 --> 00:33:35,047 You're movin' in on the only girl I ever loved. 715 00:33:35,082 --> 00:33:36,876 I mean, you're stabbin' me in the back, man. 716 00:33:36,911 --> 00:33:38,119 - How does it feel, Russell? 717 00:33:38,154 --> 00:33:39,983 - Oh wait, so this is what this is. 718 00:33:40,018 --> 00:33:41,467 This is revenge? 719 00:33:41,502 --> 00:33:43,228 I thought I was the only guy that did stuff like that. 720 00:33:43,262 --> 00:33:44,160 - You broke them up. 721 00:33:44,194 --> 00:33:45,402 You left her fair game. 722 00:33:45,437 --> 00:33:46,576 - Yeah, but not so a dead eye like you 723 00:33:46,610 --> 00:33:49,268 can come around and pick her up. 724 00:33:50,511 --> 00:33:52,099 You know, I really love that girl. 725 00:33:52,133 --> 00:33:54,515 - Besides, I've been thinkin', maybe you're right. 726 00:33:54,549 --> 00:33:55,619 - About what? 727 00:33:55,654 --> 00:33:57,690 - Livin' for yourself, not worryin' 728 00:33:57,725 --> 00:33:59,175 about what other people think. 729 00:33:59,209 --> 00:34:01,591 I mean, I bust my butt for a coupla bucks a month. 730 00:34:01,625 --> 00:34:04,352 And you know Louise is, she's a great girl, 731 00:34:04,387 --> 00:34:08,080 but listen, Russell, let's face it, she's very liquid. 732 00:34:08,115 --> 00:34:09,323 - Tommy, this is me. 733 00:34:09,357 --> 00:34:12,050 I'm tellin' ya the truth about how I feel. 734 00:34:12,084 --> 00:34:14,017 You're killin' me, man. 735 00:34:15,122 --> 00:34:18,470 - Doesn't mean I don't love you, Russell. 736 00:34:31,552 --> 00:34:32,967 - Louise, can I talk to you for a second? 737 00:34:33,001 --> 00:34:35,211 - [Louise] Of course. 738 00:34:35,245 --> 00:34:38,041 - Louise, I gotta tell you something, 739 00:34:38,076 --> 00:34:40,837 and this goes against every moral bone in my body, 740 00:34:40,871 --> 00:34:43,219 but I'm gonna tell you anyway. 741 00:34:43,253 --> 00:34:44,358 It's about Tom. 742 00:34:44,392 --> 00:34:46,532 - Oh Russell, you are so lucky. 743 00:34:46,567 --> 00:34:47,982 I've only known him a short amount of time-- 744 00:34:48,016 --> 00:34:50,018 - Well, you're probably better off. 745 00:34:50,053 --> 00:34:51,710 - He asked me to marry him. 746 00:34:51,744 --> 00:34:55,921 - I just hope you haven't gotten too attached to him. 747 00:34:57,198 --> 00:34:58,061 He what? 748 00:34:59,511 --> 00:35:01,099 - We're gonna announce it at dinner tomorrow night, 749 00:35:01,133 --> 00:35:05,448 and I want you to be there to share our happiness. 750 00:35:05,482 --> 00:35:08,313 [Russell choking] 751 00:35:10,246 --> 00:35:13,041 [dramatic music] 752 00:35:18,495 --> 00:35:20,187 - [Russell] Thanks for coming, Jackie. 753 00:35:20,221 --> 00:35:21,671 You're doin' the right thing. 754 00:35:21,705 --> 00:35:22,603 - [Jackie] Russell, you begged me. 755 00:35:22,637 --> 00:35:23,845 You were crying. 756 00:35:23,880 --> 00:35:26,641 Now tell me what's wrong with Tom. 757 00:35:29,299 --> 00:35:30,197 - Jackie. 758 00:35:30,231 --> 00:35:31,474 What are you doin' here? 759 00:35:31,508 --> 00:35:33,200 - Jackie, I'd like to introduce you 760 00:35:33,234 --> 00:35:36,030 to the future Mrs. Tom Hanson. 761 00:35:36,064 --> 00:35:37,204 - What? 762 00:35:37,238 --> 00:35:38,343 - While you were down bustin' your butt 763 00:35:38,377 --> 00:35:40,655 in the halls of justice, your boyfriend 764 00:35:40,690 --> 00:35:43,244 was foolin' around behind your back. 765 00:35:43,279 --> 00:35:45,177 - Louise, is this true? 766 00:35:47,214 --> 00:35:48,491 - Yes, Daddy, we were foo, 767 00:35:48,525 --> 00:35:51,701 I mean, Tom has asked me to marry him. 768 00:35:55,049 --> 00:35:57,051 - I don't know why this was kept secret from me, 769 00:35:57,085 --> 00:35:59,226 but I couldn't be happier. 770 00:36:00,123 --> 00:36:02,781 This is a celebration after all. 771 00:36:04,714 --> 00:36:06,198 - Come on, do something. 772 00:36:06,233 --> 00:36:07,820 Fight for your man. 773 00:36:10,029 --> 00:36:10,858 - Tom, 774 00:36:13,930 --> 00:36:16,484 Tom is this what you really want? 775 00:36:16,519 --> 00:36:19,901 - Jackie, I'm really sorry it had to happen this way. 776 00:36:19,936 --> 00:36:24,630 - Well naturally, I'm sorry it didn't work out between us, 777 00:36:24,665 --> 00:36:25,976 but you two look so right together, 778 00:36:26,011 --> 00:36:28,496 I'm sure you'll be very happy. 779 00:36:31,327 --> 00:36:35,193 - Jackie, I'm so glad I got to meet you. 780 00:36:35,227 --> 00:36:36,608 Won't you stay for dinner? 781 00:36:36,642 --> 00:36:39,127 - That'd be wonderful, thank you. 782 00:36:39,162 --> 00:36:40,370 - That's it? 783 00:36:40,405 --> 00:36:42,510 - Dinner is served. 784 00:36:42,545 --> 00:36:44,202 - One more for dinner, Martin. 785 00:36:44,236 --> 00:36:45,893 - [Martin] Yes, sir. 786 00:36:47,791 --> 00:36:48,792 - That's it? 787 00:36:50,863 --> 00:36:54,281 - And how long have you known Wendell? 788 00:36:54,315 --> 00:36:55,454 - Who's Wendell? 789 00:36:55,489 --> 00:36:56,283 - Oh [laughing] 790 00:36:56,317 --> 00:36:58,526 [glass tinkling] 791 00:36:58,561 --> 00:37:00,597 - I would like to propose a toast 792 00:37:00,632 --> 00:37:03,048 to my beautiful daughter Louise and the newest 793 00:37:03,082 --> 00:37:07,225 future member of the Samperton family, Tom Hanson. 794 00:37:07,259 --> 00:37:09,537 May you live happily ever after. 795 00:37:09,572 --> 00:37:10,883 - Here, here. 796 00:37:10,918 --> 00:37:12,022 - Here, here. 797 00:37:20,824 --> 00:37:23,620 [glass tinkling and breaking] 798 00:37:23,655 --> 00:37:25,691 Something on your mind, Buckins? 799 00:37:25,726 --> 00:37:26,623 - There is. 800 00:37:27,831 --> 00:37:29,454 Look, I realize this may not be the most 801 00:37:29,488 --> 00:37:31,732 appropriate time to do this, 802 00:37:31,766 --> 00:37:35,598 as we celebrate Louise and Tommy's engagement, 803 00:37:37,324 --> 00:37:38,152 but 804 00:37:39,947 --> 00:37:42,156 Louise, will you marry me? 805 00:37:42,190 --> 00:37:45,711 - [Louise] [laughing] Russell, you're so funny. 806 00:37:45,746 --> 00:37:47,575 - No, I'm kidding, Louise. 807 00:37:47,610 --> 00:37:50,751 Look, I think, you know, I think I may 808 00:37:50,785 --> 00:37:52,822 have gone about this thing the wrong way. 809 00:37:52,856 --> 00:37:54,582 I just hope it's not too late. 810 00:37:54,617 --> 00:37:56,860 Look, Tom is a great guy, and I love him, 811 00:37:56,895 --> 00:37:59,484 but we have something special, Louise, 812 00:37:59,518 --> 00:38:02,487 something, well you can't put your finger on it. 813 00:38:02,521 --> 00:38:05,248 Something that hits maybe once in a lifetime. 814 00:38:05,283 --> 00:38:07,250 - Russell, you don't care about me. 815 00:38:07,285 --> 00:38:10,080 You just want a rich debutante. 816 00:38:10,115 --> 00:38:11,875 - Louise, I'm not joking. 817 00:38:11,910 --> 00:38:12,807 I love you. 818 00:38:12,842 --> 00:38:14,533 I don't care about the money. 819 00:38:14,568 --> 00:38:15,672 - Don't listen to him, Louise. 820 00:38:15,707 --> 00:38:17,156 He only cares about himself. 821 00:38:17,191 --> 00:38:19,227 - That's not true. 822 00:38:19,262 --> 00:38:21,747 Baby, I'd do anything for you. 823 00:38:23,059 --> 00:38:25,061 I'd even get a real job. 824 00:38:26,649 --> 00:38:27,477 Please, 825 00:38:29,859 --> 00:38:31,861 marry me, Louise. 826 00:38:31,895 --> 00:38:33,863 I'll love you forever. 827 00:38:33,897 --> 00:38:35,243 - Do you mean it, Russell? 828 00:38:35,278 --> 00:38:37,763 - If I'm lying, Louise, may God strike me dead 829 00:38:37,798 --> 00:38:39,386 right here and now. 830 00:38:39,420 --> 00:38:41,940 [tense music] 831 00:38:52,468 --> 00:38:54,332 - Yes, I'll marry you. 832 00:38:55,436 --> 00:38:57,818 - Louise, Louise, what's going on here? 833 00:38:57,852 --> 00:38:58,646 What are you doing? 834 00:38:58,681 --> 00:38:59,854 What about Tom? 835 00:38:59,889 --> 00:39:01,028 - No, no, it's all right, really. 836 00:39:01,062 --> 00:39:02,374 - Daddy, I know this is all kind of a shock, 837 00:39:02,409 --> 00:39:04,583 but I really do love him. 838 00:39:04,618 --> 00:39:05,481 - Louise! 839 00:39:06,620 --> 00:39:09,139 Louise, understand you've just come through 840 00:39:09,174 --> 00:39:10,865 a very distressing period. 841 00:39:10,900 --> 00:39:13,178 Take some time, reconsider. 842 00:39:13,212 --> 00:39:15,111 - I don't need any time, Daddy. 843 00:39:15,145 --> 00:39:17,941 I've got all the time in the world. 844 00:39:17,976 --> 00:39:20,530 [upbeat music] 845 00:39:30,091 --> 00:39:31,576 [hand knocking] 846 00:39:31,610 --> 00:39:32,439 - Come in. 847 00:39:33,509 --> 00:39:35,856 - You wanted to see me, Dad? 848 00:39:38,376 --> 00:39:40,032 - Sit down, Russell. 849 00:39:46,384 --> 00:39:48,696 In the first place, Russell, if you ever 850 00:39:48,731 --> 00:39:52,355 call me Dad again, I will react violently. 851 00:39:52,390 --> 00:39:54,012 In all probability, I will attack you 852 00:39:54,046 --> 00:39:56,014 with some sort of weapon. 853 00:39:56,048 --> 00:39:58,637 - Yes, I- I- I understand, sir. 854 00:40:00,190 --> 00:40:01,329 - Good. 855 00:40:01,364 --> 00:40:03,608 I must admit, you had me fooled. 856 00:40:03,642 --> 00:40:07,370 I had you down simply as some sort of clown or buffoon, 857 00:40:07,405 --> 00:40:09,096 but evidently you must have a great deal more 858 00:40:09,130 --> 00:40:10,994 on the ball to convince my daughter that she 859 00:40:11,029 --> 00:40:13,307 has any feelings towards you. 860 00:40:13,341 --> 00:40:15,654 - Well, I understand how you feel, sir. 861 00:40:15,689 --> 00:40:16,517 You're a, 862 00:40:18,070 --> 00:40:21,004 a rich man, an incredibly rich man. 863 00:40:22,972 --> 00:40:24,732 Obviously, you're worried that I'm only 864 00:40:24,767 --> 00:40:26,872 in it for the money. 865 00:40:26,907 --> 00:40:29,116 - But you're not, are you? 866 00:40:29,150 --> 00:40:31,325 - Do you believe in love at first sight, sir? 867 00:40:31,359 --> 00:40:33,569 [laughing] 868 00:40:40,714 --> 00:40:43,233 Five hundred thousand dollars! 869 00:40:49,239 --> 00:40:51,310 - That's your payoff, Buckins. 870 00:40:51,345 --> 00:40:54,659 Invest wisely, and you can retire on it. 871 00:40:56,143 --> 00:40:57,282 Take it and leave right now. 872 00:40:57,316 --> 00:40:59,802 I'll explain things to Louise. 873 00:41:12,055 --> 00:41:13,988 - I can't take it, sir. 874 00:41:19,097 --> 00:41:20,167 - What's your price, Buckins, 875 00:41:20,201 --> 00:41:21,927 $750,000, $1 million? 876 00:41:25,034 --> 00:41:27,933 - I, I, I, I think I better go. 877 00:41:27,968 --> 00:41:29,176 - No, you can't leave right now. 878 00:41:29,210 --> 00:41:30,488 I haven't finished talking to you. 879 00:41:30,522 --> 00:41:33,180 - Sir, you can't change my mind. 880 00:41:38,703 --> 00:41:40,670 - I guess he really does love you. 881 00:41:40,705 --> 00:41:42,223 - I know he does, Tom. 882 00:41:42,258 --> 00:41:46,158 And now I know he loves me just for me. 883 00:41:46,193 --> 00:41:47,919 - Are you sure you want him, Louise? 884 00:41:47,953 --> 00:41:49,645 I mean, you know Russell Buckins is not 885 00:41:49,679 --> 00:41:51,957 the easiest guy in the world to live with. 886 00:41:51,992 --> 00:41:56,134 - Yeah, he's a strange bird, but he is what I want. 887 00:41:56,168 --> 00:41:57,169 - Good luck. 888 00:41:58,826 --> 00:42:00,069 - Thanks for everything. 889 00:42:00,103 --> 00:42:00,932 - Sure. 890 00:42:05,039 --> 00:42:07,490 - Louise, he is nothing but a goldbricker, 891 00:42:07,525 --> 00:42:08,456 don't you see that? 892 00:42:08,491 --> 00:42:09,665 - Daddy, he's not. 893 00:42:09,699 --> 00:42:12,633 - I'm not, sir, I'm in love with your daughter. 894 00:42:12,668 --> 00:42:14,980 - You're in love with her money. 895 00:42:15,015 --> 00:42:17,051 Louise, I'm sorry. 896 00:42:17,086 --> 00:42:18,570 The only way I know to protect you 897 00:42:18,605 --> 00:42:22,574 in the long run is to cut you off without a dime. 898 00:42:24,680 --> 00:42:27,165 Buckins, know that if you marry my daughter, 899 00:42:27,199 --> 00:42:29,374 she comes to you without a penny. 900 00:42:29,408 --> 00:42:30,927 - Daddy, I know you're trying to help, 901 00:42:30,962 --> 00:42:32,860 but we don't care about money, do we Russell? 902 00:42:32,895 --> 00:42:34,690 - No, the money means nothing to us. 903 00:42:34,724 --> 00:42:39,142 As long as we have each other, we'll live on love. 904 00:42:39,177 --> 00:42:41,317 - In a grass hut. 905 00:42:41,351 --> 00:42:42,525 - A grass hut? 906 00:42:43,353 --> 00:42:45,942 [Hunt sighing] 907 00:42:51,776 --> 00:42:54,917 [classical music] 908 00:42:54,951 --> 00:42:55,780 Woo! 909 00:43:04,340 --> 00:43:07,895 So, you and Louise, the whole thing was a setup, huh? 910 00:43:07,930 --> 00:43:09,379 You two planned this whole number just to 911 00:43:09,414 --> 00:43:11,830 see if my intentions were honorable, huh? 912 00:43:11,865 --> 00:43:14,281 - Well, you know, Louise did. 913 00:43:14,315 --> 00:43:15,523 - Well why'd you do it? 914 00:43:15,558 --> 00:43:16,386 - Revenge. 915 00:43:24,671 --> 00:43:27,259 - Hanson, nice to see you back, man. 916 00:43:27,294 --> 00:43:28,467 - Hey, man. 917 00:43:28,502 --> 00:43:29,676 - I can't believe Buckins actually came 918 00:43:29,710 --> 00:43:31,574 through for you at the review board. 919 00:43:31,609 --> 00:43:34,508 - Well, he's a changed man. 920 00:43:34,542 --> 00:43:35,440 He took all the blame. 921 00:43:35,474 --> 00:43:36,648 He laid it on so thick they 922 00:43:36,683 --> 00:43:38,477 apologized for suspending me. 923 00:43:38,512 --> 00:43:40,134 - Well, congratulations. 924 00:43:40,169 --> 00:43:41,377 - That's great, man. 925 00:43:41,411 --> 00:43:43,655 I mean, it's always nice to see justice served. 926 00:43:43,690 --> 00:43:44,967 - Yeah. 927 00:43:45,001 --> 00:43:47,348 - So where is Mr. Integrity? 928 00:43:50,697 --> 00:43:52,664 - [Tom] Right where I want him. 929 00:43:52,699 --> 00:43:55,046 - [Russell] Honey, I'm home. 930 00:43:56,150 --> 00:43:57,704 - Honey, did you spread the elephant dung 931 00:43:57,738 --> 00:43:59,222 over the garden yet? 932 00:43:59,257 --> 00:44:01,846 - No, dear, but I will as soon as I read 933 00:44:01,880 --> 00:44:04,572 the boxscores for the 35th time. 934 00:44:05,712 --> 00:44:07,368 - Don't worry, Russell, I'm sure the newspaper 935 00:44:07,403 --> 00:44:09,129 will come next month. 936 00:44:12,650 --> 00:44:14,065 Are you happy? 937 00:44:14,099 --> 00:44:15,963 - Oh yes, pumpkin. 938 00:44:15,998 --> 00:44:18,000 - You don't regret any of this, do you? 939 00:44:18,034 --> 00:44:21,210 - As long as I'm with you, sweetheart. 940 00:44:22,660 --> 00:44:24,489 - I feel the same way. 941 00:44:25,939 --> 00:44:29,908 - Uh, honey, have you heard from your father lately? 942 00:44:29,943 --> 00:44:30,771 - No, why? 943 00:44:31,910 --> 00:44:34,672 - Just asking, dear, just asking. 944 00:44:42,334 --> 00:44:45,337 [light music] 945 00:44:45,372 --> 00:44:47,477 Yeah, but I got the girl. 946 00:44:59,558 --> 00:45:02,147 [gentle music] 947 00:45:09,223 --> 00:45:12,399 [moves to rock music] 948 00:45:27,655 --> 00:45:29,554 ♪ Jump 949 00:45:32,660 --> 00:45:34,593 ♪ Jump 950 00:45:55,614 --> 00:45:57,513 ♪ Jump 951 00:45:59,377 --> 00:46:02,035 [fanfare music]