1 00:00:07,697 --> 00:00:10,251 [upbeat music] 2 00:00:13,185 --> 00:00:17,362 ♪ Walk on over and show me how you feel 3 00:00:18,535 --> 00:00:22,608 ♪ I said walk on over and show me how you feel 4 00:00:24,024 --> 00:00:28,166 ♪ 'Cause baby I gotta know your love for me 5 00:00:29,891 --> 00:00:32,929 ♪ Come on over and shake it, shake it 6 00:00:32,963 --> 00:00:35,656 ♪ Come on over and shake it, shake it 7 00:00:35,690 --> 00:00:38,417 ♪ Come on over and shake it, shake it 8 00:00:38,452 --> 00:00:41,179 ♪ Come on over and shake it, shake it 9 00:00:41,213 --> 00:00:45,390 ♪ Come on over and shake it next to me 10 00:00:46,805 --> 00:00:50,464 ♪ You know you steal my heart whenever you walkin' by 11 00:00:51,741 --> 00:00:53,225 ♪ I said you steal my heart 12 00:00:53,260 --> 00:00:57,264 ♪ Whenever you walkin' by 13 00:00:57,298 --> 00:01:01,475 ♪ Now baby, I'm in love and you know I wouldn't lie 14 00:01:02,614 --> 00:01:04,098 - I'm telling you, 15 00:01:04,133 --> 00:01:05,410 Chuck says he's found a flaw in the Fibonacci Sequence 16 00:01:05,444 --> 00:01:07,446 and that if we link up, we can disprove it. 17 00:01:07,481 --> 00:01:08,930 - He started on that when he was trying 18 00:01:08,965 --> 00:01:10,484 to disprove the golden ratio. 19 00:01:10,518 --> 00:01:12,002 It can't be done. 20 00:01:12,037 --> 00:01:14,591 1.6 is the magic number and that's all there is to it. 21 00:01:14,626 --> 00:01:15,834 - Yeah, but if we could just-- 22 00:01:15,868 --> 00:01:19,286 - I have been looking for you guys everywhere. 23 00:01:23,359 --> 00:01:24,877 - I gotta go. 24 00:01:24,912 --> 00:01:26,086 - Me too. 25 00:01:26,120 --> 00:01:27,121 - Wait! 26 00:01:27,156 --> 00:01:28,398 ♪ Shake it, shake it 27 00:01:28,433 --> 00:01:32,299 ♪ Come on over and shake it next to me 28 00:01:32,333 --> 00:01:34,439 ♪ Oh, yeah 29 00:01:34,473 --> 00:01:35,923 Hi. 30 00:01:35,957 --> 00:01:38,098 I'm new in this school, and I'm really good at math, 31 00:01:38,132 --> 00:01:41,963 and I thought I could join your computer club. 32 00:01:44,518 --> 00:01:45,864 - We're full up. 33 00:01:52,042 --> 00:01:56,219 - Chuck, every one of your calculations comes back to 1.6. 34 00:01:56,254 --> 00:01:57,462 You're on drugs if you think 35 00:01:57,496 --> 00:01:59,602 you're gonna destroy the Fibonacci Sequence. 36 00:01:59,636 --> 00:02:00,810 - Hey guys! 37 00:02:00,844 --> 00:02:02,087 You know, I'm really good at trig, 38 00:02:02,122 --> 00:02:05,401 and I have a Macintosh 2 with extended memory, 39 00:02:05,435 --> 00:02:09,336 so why don't you guys let me hang out with you? 40 00:02:12,856 --> 00:02:13,926 - That's why. 41 00:02:18,483 --> 00:02:22,142 - What are you guys doing hanging around with this pimple? 42 00:02:22,176 --> 00:02:23,384 - Nothing. 43 00:02:23,419 --> 00:02:24,592 Nothing Billy. 44 00:02:28,941 --> 00:02:32,255 - Do you know why you are such a pimple? 45 00:02:47,684 --> 00:02:50,515 Because you don't get enough milk. 46 00:02:52,275 --> 00:02:55,968 ♪ Come on over and shake it next to me 47 00:02:56,003 --> 00:02:58,178 ♪ Oh yeah 48 00:03:00,766 --> 00:03:03,183 [calm music] 49 00:03:10,604 --> 00:03:14,780 ♪ We never thought about the place where we belong 50 00:03:15,747 --> 00:03:17,714 ♪ Don't have to stand alone 51 00:03:17,749 --> 00:03:20,855 ♪ Never let you fall 52 00:03:20,890 --> 00:03:25,066 ♪ Don't need permission to decide what you believe 53 00:03:27,897 --> 00:03:32,073 ♪ I say jump, down on Jump Street 54 00:03:33,247 --> 00:03:37,251 ♪ I say jump, down on Jump Street 55 00:03:38,770 --> 00:03:43,706 ♪ Your friends will be there when your back is to the wall 56 00:03:43,740 --> 00:03:47,917 ♪ You'll find you need us 'cause there's no one else to call 57 00:03:49,298 --> 00:03:53,888 ♪ And if it's hopeless, a decision's what you need 58 00:03:53,923 --> 00:03:57,789 ♪ You better be ready to, be ready to jump 59 00:03:57,823 --> 00:04:01,344 ♪ 21 Jump Street 60 00:04:01,379 --> 00:04:04,485 [light upbeat music] 61 00:04:07,005 --> 00:04:10,042 [background chatter] 62 00:04:15,531 --> 00:04:18,327 - Whoa, and peach cobbler? 63 00:04:18,361 --> 00:04:20,674 Yeah, well, I'll definitely be there, yeah, around 8:00. 64 00:04:20,708 --> 00:04:21,537 All right. 65 00:04:22,952 --> 00:04:24,781 Penhall, where have you been? 66 00:04:24,816 --> 00:04:26,438 Harry said you didn't come home last night, 67 00:04:26,473 --> 00:04:28,785 and you didn't report to work this morning. 68 00:04:28,820 --> 00:04:29,890 - Cut school. 69 00:04:31,063 --> 00:04:32,237 - You cut school? 70 00:04:32,272 --> 00:04:34,412 This is not eighth grade Penhall, 71 00:04:34,446 --> 00:04:36,483 what do you mean you cut school? 72 00:04:36,517 --> 00:04:40,694 - Okay, give it to me Captain, lay it on real thick. 73 00:04:44,318 --> 00:04:46,631 - You wanna talk about this? 74 00:04:56,606 --> 00:04:59,333 - You know them kids I've been trying to get in tight with? 75 00:04:59,368 --> 00:05:01,853 The ones that break into the school computer 76 00:05:01,887 --> 00:05:03,130 and change all the grades? 77 00:05:03,164 --> 00:05:05,374 - Yep, I remember the case, Penhall. 78 00:05:05,408 --> 00:05:09,343 - There is this bully, and he is picking on me. 79 00:05:11,103 --> 00:05:12,312 - Bully? 80 00:05:12,346 --> 00:05:14,762 - Yeah, and I'm stuck in this Clark Kent cover 81 00:05:14,797 --> 00:05:16,730 and I can't do nothing about it. 82 00:05:16,764 --> 00:05:18,179 When he bullies me real bad, 83 00:05:18,214 --> 00:05:19,664 other kids won't have nothing to do with me, 84 00:05:19,698 --> 00:05:22,356 and I just wanna waste this guy. 85 00:05:23,599 --> 00:05:27,327 - You can't waste him Penhall, he's a kid. 86 00:05:27,361 --> 00:05:29,087 - He's a large bully. 87 00:05:29,121 --> 00:05:31,365 That's a different species. 88 00:05:32,573 --> 00:05:34,023 - I don't believe I'm hearing this. 89 00:05:34,057 --> 00:05:36,819 I mean, I've sent a lot of cops on some strange assignments, 90 00:05:36,853 --> 00:05:38,303 but nobody's ever come crying to me 91 00:05:38,338 --> 00:05:40,616 that he's being picked on by a bully. 92 00:05:40,650 --> 00:05:43,101 - This guy, he's just like a kid 93 00:05:43,135 --> 00:05:46,380 who use to pick on me in school. 94 00:05:46,415 --> 00:05:47,899 Didn't you have anybody in your school 95 00:05:47,933 --> 00:05:51,040 used to make your life a living hell? 96 00:05:52,006 --> 00:05:53,249 - Yeah. 97 00:05:53,283 --> 00:05:54,457 - Doesn't it still make you so crazy 98 00:05:54,492 --> 00:05:56,286 you could rip his lungs out through his nose? 99 00:05:56,321 --> 00:05:57,633 - No. 100 00:05:57,667 --> 00:05:58,496 - No? 101 00:06:01,637 --> 00:06:03,155 Come on, Captain. 102 00:06:03,190 --> 00:06:04,778 - You may not realize this, Penhall, 103 00:06:04,812 --> 00:06:07,815 but I wasn't always a sharp dresser. 104 00:06:11,094 --> 00:06:12,579 I mean, I was 13 years old, you know, 105 00:06:12,613 --> 00:06:13,925 and I use to walk to school every day 106 00:06:13,959 --> 00:06:15,582 along the Vision Street. 107 00:06:15,616 --> 00:06:18,378 Anyway, the bane of my existence 108 00:06:18,412 --> 00:06:20,863 called himself the leader of the pack, 109 00:06:20,897 --> 00:06:22,520 and he had two goals in life: 110 00:06:22,554 --> 00:06:24,970 sing doo wop on American Bandstand, 111 00:06:25,005 --> 00:06:27,041 and make my life miserable. 112 00:06:27,076 --> 00:06:28,422 ♪ Skip the crazy beat. 113 00:06:28,457 --> 00:06:30,044 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 114 00:06:30,079 --> 00:06:32,012 Check it out, check it out. 115 00:06:32,046 --> 00:06:33,289 [group laughs] 116 00:06:33,323 --> 00:06:34,877 - Man, where'd you get those threads. 117 00:06:34,911 --> 00:06:35,912 - Leave me alone, Leon. 118 00:06:35,947 --> 00:06:37,120 I don't wanna be late for school. 119 00:06:37,155 --> 00:06:38,432 - Hey, if I left the house like that, 120 00:06:38,467 --> 00:06:40,296 I wouldn't even show up at school. 121 00:06:40,330 --> 00:06:41,470 [group laughs] 122 00:06:41,504 --> 00:06:45,059 You wear white socks, with brown shoes, 123 00:06:45,094 --> 00:06:47,199 and brown pants, man. 124 00:06:47,234 --> 00:06:49,236 Don't you feel degraded? 125 00:06:50,617 --> 00:06:53,309 Tell you what we gonna do for you, Q. 126 00:06:53,343 --> 00:06:56,346 We gonna teach you how to dress cool. 127 00:06:56,381 --> 00:07:00,385 First thing, you gotta lose the white socks. 128 00:07:00,420 --> 00:07:02,939 - Man, it's 20 degrees out here. 129 00:07:02,974 --> 00:07:05,977 - Hey, it ain't easy being cool. 130 00:07:06,011 --> 00:07:08,600 We're giving you a choice. 131 00:07:08,635 --> 00:07:12,811 You can lose the socks, or lose the pants and shoes. 132 00:07:15,918 --> 00:07:20,716 - [Captain] Frozen ankles, courtesy of Leon Lawrence Fuller. 133 00:07:20,750 --> 00:07:21,751 - [Penhall] Fuller. 134 00:07:21,786 --> 00:07:23,132 Fuller? 135 00:07:23,166 --> 00:07:25,824 - [Captain] Yeah, he was my cousin. 136 00:07:25,859 --> 00:07:27,930 - [Penhall] You were bullied by your cousin? 137 00:07:27,964 --> 00:07:29,966 - Now that's better man. 138 00:07:31,520 --> 00:07:33,970 - No offense, Captain, but that's nothing 139 00:07:34,005 --> 00:07:35,524 compared to what I had to go through. 140 00:07:35,558 --> 00:07:36,525 - Oh no, no, no, wait, wait. 141 00:07:36,559 --> 00:07:37,767 It gets better. 142 00:07:37,802 --> 00:07:40,080 See, if I didn't go under the L-tracks 143 00:07:40,114 --> 00:07:41,530 and cut across Vision Street, 144 00:07:41,564 --> 00:07:43,393 I had to go 20 minutes out of the way. 145 00:07:43,428 --> 00:07:47,259 So as I said, this was the only way to school. 146 00:07:49,020 --> 00:07:49,848 - Hey, Q. 147 00:07:51,056 --> 00:07:52,368 - What you want, Leon? 148 00:07:52,402 --> 00:07:54,991 - Come here for a minute. 149 00:07:55,026 --> 00:07:56,545 Okay. 150 00:07:56,579 --> 00:07:58,270 Here's your choice. 151 00:07:58,305 --> 00:07:59,617 You can go over to Murray's 152 00:07:59,651 --> 00:08:01,964 and steal yourself some new threads, 153 00:08:01,998 --> 00:08:05,415 or you can sing all three of the Shirelles. 154 00:08:05,450 --> 00:08:06,486 - No problem. 155 00:08:07,417 --> 00:08:08,695 - Nude. 156 00:08:08,729 --> 00:08:09,765 - Nude? 157 00:08:09,799 --> 00:08:11,076 - [Group] Nude! 158 00:08:13,182 --> 00:08:14,666 - Okay, Q. 159 00:08:14,701 --> 00:08:16,530 You get yourself some khaki chinos 160 00:08:16,565 --> 00:08:19,015 with the buckle in the back, 161 00:08:19,050 --> 00:08:23,088 some all-star high tops, an alligator belt, 162 00:08:23,123 --> 00:08:26,506 and a couple of shark skin suits. 163 00:08:26,540 --> 00:08:28,197 - Oh, yeah, and some ties. 164 00:08:28,231 --> 00:08:29,992 - Yeah, yeah, and some ties. 165 00:08:30,026 --> 00:08:31,925 Look, no paisley. 166 00:08:31,959 --> 00:08:35,342 You'll be looking razor sharp, Q. 167 00:08:35,376 --> 00:08:36,516 - Wait a minute. 168 00:08:36,550 --> 00:08:37,206 Now, how am I gonna get all that? 169 00:08:37,240 --> 00:08:38,448 - It's simple. 170 00:08:38,483 --> 00:08:39,449 You take it into the changing room 171 00:08:39,484 --> 00:08:41,417 and put them under your clothes. 172 00:08:41,451 --> 00:08:42,660 You got it? 173 00:08:42,694 --> 00:08:44,178 - I really don't think this is a good idea. 174 00:08:44,213 --> 00:08:45,663 - Hey, who asked your opinion? 175 00:08:45,697 --> 00:08:47,561 Anybody ask his opinion. - Didn't ask my opinion, man. 176 00:08:47,596 --> 00:08:49,563 - Not mine. - No, no, no. 177 00:08:50,530 --> 00:08:52,462 - I don't think so. 178 00:08:52,497 --> 00:08:53,325 Go. 179 00:09:00,436 --> 00:09:03,439 [suspenseful music] 180 00:09:37,680 --> 00:09:40,372 - [Captain] Anyway, I didn't think I looked too conspicuous. 181 00:09:40,407 --> 00:09:42,754 Besides, if I could just make it to the front door, 182 00:09:42,789 --> 00:09:44,376 I was home free. 183 00:09:44,411 --> 00:09:45,999 - [Penhall] You were a shoplifter, Captain? 184 00:09:46,033 --> 00:09:47,034 - [Captain] It was either that, 185 00:09:47,069 --> 00:09:48,415 or I'd be singing the Shirelles 186 00:09:48,449 --> 00:09:50,382 wearing nothing but my song book. 187 00:09:50,417 --> 00:09:52,661 - [Policeman] Hold it, son. 188 00:09:56,768 --> 00:09:59,253 - [Captain] Oh, I was busted, man. 189 00:09:59,288 --> 00:10:01,635 He had me dead bang. 190 00:10:01,670 --> 00:10:03,672 - Take your clothes off. 191 00:10:05,190 --> 00:10:07,296 - So that's what made you become a cop? 192 00:10:07,330 --> 00:10:11,127 - Nope, that's what made me a sharp dresser. 193 00:10:11,162 --> 00:10:13,405 [laughter] 194 00:10:14,786 --> 00:10:16,477 - Unh! Still got it. 195 00:10:19,515 --> 00:10:21,344 - Russell D. Pasquale. 196 00:10:22,760 --> 00:10:24,451 Russell D. Pasquale, that was my bully in high school. 197 00:10:24,485 --> 00:10:26,384 This guy made my life miserable. 198 00:10:26,418 --> 00:10:28,006 Towered over me, he was really tall. 199 00:10:28,041 --> 00:10:29,145 - How'd you get rid of the guy? 200 00:10:29,180 --> 00:10:30,871 - It wasn't easy. 201 00:10:30,906 --> 00:10:32,321 Russell was the kind of guy that never 202 00:10:32,355 --> 00:10:34,703 had to lift a finger to intimidate you. 203 00:10:34,737 --> 00:10:36,739 I had a pretty good operation going. 204 00:10:36,774 --> 00:10:38,672 One stop shopping kind of thing. 205 00:10:38,707 --> 00:10:41,571 Liquor, concert tickets, sporting events. 206 00:10:41,606 --> 00:10:43,643 - Yo, Sal, give me 10 bucks on the raiders. 207 00:10:43,677 --> 00:10:44,713 - You gotta lay six points. 208 00:10:44,747 --> 00:10:45,679 - Six points? 209 00:10:45,714 --> 00:10:46,749 It's only five in the paper. 210 00:10:46,784 --> 00:10:48,268 - Go bet with the paper. 211 00:10:48,302 --> 00:10:50,580 - Okay, okay, six points. 212 00:10:50,615 --> 00:10:52,168 - [Captain] You a bookie? 213 00:10:52,203 --> 00:10:55,206 - [Sal] I preferred sports investment counselor. 214 00:10:55,240 --> 00:10:56,483 [bell ringing] 215 00:10:56,517 --> 00:10:59,175 [jazz music] 216 00:10:59,210 --> 00:11:00,660 Anyway, things were perfect until 217 00:11:00,694 --> 00:11:03,697 Russell D. Pasquale came into my life. 218 00:11:03,732 --> 00:11:04,974 - [Captain] Russell Deepa Squall? 219 00:11:05,009 --> 00:11:07,149 - [Sal] No, Russel D. Pasquale. 220 00:11:07,183 --> 00:11:08,840 He used a middle initial. 221 00:11:08,875 --> 00:11:10,704 He wasn't very bright. 222 00:11:12,672 --> 00:11:13,776 He was the only guy in high school 223 00:11:13,811 --> 00:11:15,709 that was too old to be drafted. 224 00:11:15,744 --> 00:11:18,574 I think Russell used to get left back on purpose 225 00:11:18,608 --> 00:11:20,231 so he could hang out with his girlfriend, Sheila, 226 00:11:20,265 --> 00:11:21,819 another brain trust. 227 00:11:21,853 --> 00:11:24,994 She thought he was the greatest guy in the world, 228 00:11:25,029 --> 00:11:28,688 and he would do just about anything for her. 229 00:11:32,105 --> 00:11:35,349 - Hey, give me $25 on the Monday night game. 230 00:11:35,384 --> 00:11:37,386 - I just closed up, pal. 231 00:11:38,870 --> 00:11:40,113 All right, 25 bucks. 232 00:11:40,147 --> 00:11:40,976 - What, you got a problem with that? 233 00:11:41,010 --> 00:11:42,840 - No, I can handle it. 234 00:11:50,295 --> 00:11:52,228 You forgot to fill in the team. 235 00:11:52,263 --> 00:11:55,507 - Yeah, you fill it in, after the game. 236 00:11:57,647 --> 00:12:00,961 - Oh, Russell, that's such a great idea. 237 00:12:07,934 --> 00:12:10,315 - He pulled this a couple of times, 238 00:12:10,350 --> 00:12:13,008 and then he decided to get clever. 239 00:12:13,042 --> 00:12:14,147 - You know, I think I'm going to start 240 00:12:14,181 --> 00:12:16,666 betting some college games. 241 00:12:16,701 --> 00:12:20,291 I want you to give me $20 on Atlantic City College. 242 00:12:20,325 --> 00:12:22,362 - There is no Atlantic City College. 243 00:12:22,396 --> 00:12:23,950 - Oh, no? 244 00:12:23,984 --> 00:12:25,814 Well, I say there is. 245 00:12:25,848 --> 00:12:27,747 - Who are they playing? 246 00:12:30,266 --> 00:12:31,095 - Bayonne. 247 00:12:32,855 --> 00:12:35,202 - How will I know the score? 248 00:12:36,203 --> 00:12:37,860 - I'll let you know. 249 00:12:41,691 --> 00:12:43,590 - [Sal] This went on for weeks. 250 00:12:43,624 --> 00:12:46,213 Needless to say, the mythical Atlantic City College 251 00:12:46,248 --> 00:12:48,422 went on to an unbelievable winning streak, 252 00:12:48,457 --> 00:12:52,185 dismantling a string of nonexistent Division 3 teams. 253 00:12:52,219 --> 00:12:54,014 I was going broke, guys, 254 00:12:54,049 --> 00:12:56,189 and there was nothing I could do about it. 255 00:12:56,223 --> 00:12:58,329 - So, this Atlantic City College, 256 00:12:58,363 --> 00:13:00,503 they're really good at football, huh? 257 00:13:00,538 --> 00:13:04,611 - Yeah, I think they may go undefeated this season. 258 00:13:04,645 --> 00:13:06,199 In fact, I'm sure of it. 259 00:13:06,233 --> 00:13:08,511 - Yeah, Russell's so smart. 260 00:13:09,823 --> 00:13:10,997 - Honest. 261 00:13:11,031 --> 00:13:13,585 - You know he'd do anything for me. 262 00:13:15,277 --> 00:13:17,451 - That I can believe. 263 00:13:17,486 --> 00:13:18,936 - Well, you know, I'm thinking maybe 264 00:13:18,970 --> 00:13:21,939 I should go to this Atlantic City College. 265 00:13:21,973 --> 00:13:26,288 Don't tell Russell, but I'm going to graduate this year. 266 00:13:26,322 --> 00:13:29,360 - I think that would be the perfect place for you to go. 267 00:13:29,394 --> 00:13:30,292 - Really? 268 00:13:30,326 --> 00:13:31,293 Is it nice? 269 00:13:31,327 --> 00:13:32,881 - Oh, very nice. 270 00:13:32,915 --> 00:13:35,849 I understand they even hold classes on the boardwalk. 271 00:13:35,884 --> 00:13:37,023 - Wow, thanks! 272 00:13:40,716 --> 00:13:42,856 - [Captain] It sounds like you were the victim 273 00:13:42,891 --> 00:13:46,342 of an illegal shakedown of an illegal operation. 274 00:13:46,377 --> 00:13:49,552 - That's exactly what it was. 275 00:13:49,587 --> 00:13:51,900 Finally, I realized there was only one way 276 00:13:51,934 --> 00:13:54,005 to handle this situation. 277 00:13:55,558 --> 00:13:56,490 Uncle Tony. 278 00:13:57,906 --> 00:13:59,286 Uncle Tony was a very important man. 279 00:13:59,321 --> 00:14:00,805 He ran a pizza parlor. 280 00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:02,289 He wanted to know what was so important 281 00:14:02,324 --> 00:14:04,326 that we had to meet in the alley. 282 00:14:04,360 --> 00:14:06,673 I told him about my little operation, 283 00:14:06,707 --> 00:14:09,124 and about Russell D. Pasquale. 284 00:14:10,919 --> 00:14:13,093 Now, came the hard part. 285 00:14:13,128 --> 00:14:14,888 See, I knew Uncle Tony was connected. 286 00:14:14,923 --> 00:14:19,065 I asked him if he'd have Russell D. Pasquale bumped off. 287 00:14:20,790 --> 00:14:23,379 Needless to say, the idea didn't go over too well. 288 00:14:23,414 --> 00:14:25,002 Uncle Tony explained to me that they weren't 289 00:14:25,036 --> 00:14:27,556 in the business of knocking off 10th graders. 290 00:14:27,590 --> 00:14:29,730 He told me I had to learn how to handle my own problems, 291 00:14:29,765 --> 00:14:30,835 and that I shouldn't come to a relative 292 00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:33,113 with a violent solution. 293 00:14:33,148 --> 00:14:37,255 So I started to leave, and he stopped me. 294 00:14:37,290 --> 00:14:39,016 I don't know, I guess he felt sorry for me, 295 00:14:39,050 --> 00:14:42,433 or maybe he'd been in the same type of situation 296 00:14:42,467 --> 00:14:43,848 when he was a kid. 297 00:14:43,883 --> 00:14:47,162 But he did say there was a solution. 298 00:14:47,196 --> 00:14:49,336 Atlantic City College had to lose. 299 00:14:49,371 --> 00:14:51,511 He said he had a customer who knew a guy 300 00:14:51,545 --> 00:14:54,721 who had a cousin whose brother he thought could help. 301 00:14:54,755 --> 00:14:56,447 So now the timing was perfect. 302 00:14:56,481 --> 00:14:57,724 It was the last week of the season, 303 00:14:57,758 --> 00:14:59,691 and Russell had decided to bet it all 304 00:14:59,726 --> 00:15:03,212 on Atlantic City College over their arch rival 305 00:15:03,247 --> 00:15:04,662 Hackensack State. 306 00:15:05,835 --> 00:15:07,182 He had bet $250. 307 00:15:08,977 --> 00:15:10,771 - Two hundred and fifty big ones. 308 00:15:10,806 --> 00:15:12,981 - We're going to use the money to take a trip. 309 00:15:13,015 --> 00:15:14,810 - Maybe you ought to postpone. 310 00:15:14,844 --> 00:15:16,639 - What are you talking about? 311 00:15:16,674 --> 00:15:17,778 - Didn't you hear? 312 00:15:17,813 --> 00:15:19,539 Atlantic City College lost 24 to 10. 313 00:15:19,573 --> 00:15:21,058 - That's a shame. 314 00:15:21,092 --> 00:15:22,645 - That's impossible. 315 00:15:22,680 --> 00:15:24,130 - It's right here in the paper. 316 00:15:24,164 --> 00:15:25,855 - [Sal] Newspapers are swamped on Saturday nights. 317 00:15:25,890 --> 00:15:28,858 People calling in ball scores from all over the state. 318 00:15:28,893 --> 00:15:31,965 College scores, high school results. 319 00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:34,450 Just another line of type that nobody checked. 320 00:15:34,485 --> 00:15:35,762 - I don't know how you did this. 321 00:15:35,796 --> 00:15:36,832 - Did what? 322 00:15:36,866 --> 00:15:38,006 - Nothing. 323 00:15:38,040 --> 00:15:39,559 - Hey, Rusty, I'm sorry about the 250 clams, 324 00:15:39,593 --> 00:15:42,182 but I guess that makes us about even for the season. 325 00:15:42,217 --> 00:15:44,529 - Can we still take a ride down there? 326 00:15:44,564 --> 00:15:46,186 I was going to save it as a surprise, 327 00:15:46,221 --> 00:15:48,188 but I think I want to go to Atlantic City College 328 00:15:48,223 --> 00:15:49,672 after I graduate. 329 00:15:50,708 --> 00:15:51,778 - What? 330 00:15:51,812 --> 00:15:53,400 - Please. 331 00:15:53,435 --> 00:15:55,678 - Sounds like fun, Russell. 332 00:15:56,817 --> 00:15:58,440 - You're going to pay for this, Banducci. 333 00:15:58,474 --> 00:15:59,924 - The season's over. 334 00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:01,167 - Oh, yeah? 335 00:16:01,201 --> 00:16:02,409 Well, then I guess it's a good thing 336 00:16:02,444 --> 00:16:05,309 that they got invited to the Tomato Bowl. 337 00:16:05,343 --> 00:16:06,551 - The Tomato Bowl. 338 00:16:06,586 --> 00:16:08,933 - They're seven over Hoboken. 339 00:16:15,595 --> 00:16:17,804 - Look, Captain, all I'm saying is, 340 00:16:17,838 --> 00:16:19,875 getting a fashion lesson from your relative 341 00:16:19,909 --> 00:16:21,325 is like no big deal. 342 00:16:21,359 --> 00:16:23,361 Sal getting shaken down from a fellow criminal 343 00:16:23,396 --> 00:16:24,742 is like justice. 344 00:16:24,776 --> 00:16:25,985 These are not things that are going to 345 00:16:26,019 --> 00:16:29,298 scar you for the rest of your life. 346 00:16:29,333 --> 00:16:30,437 - They could. 347 00:16:31,266 --> 00:16:32,750 - What do you know, huh? 348 00:16:32,784 --> 00:16:35,270 Sweet thing like you probably never got hassled by anyone. 349 00:16:35,304 --> 00:16:38,238 [laughter] 350 00:16:38,273 --> 00:16:39,653 - How'd you like to get smacked in the face 351 00:16:39,688 --> 00:16:41,310 every day of your life. 352 00:16:41,345 --> 00:16:44,520 - Is that a threat or part of a story? 353 00:16:47,213 --> 00:16:49,180 - That's what happened to me back in 4th grade. 354 00:16:49,215 --> 00:16:50,147 - Every day? 355 00:16:50,181 --> 00:16:51,182 - Every day. 356 00:16:52,356 --> 00:16:54,772 Every day at recess. 357 00:16:54,806 --> 00:16:58,500 - I just don't see how anyone could possibly 358 00:16:58,534 --> 00:17:00,605 kick himself in the nose. 359 00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:04,161 Sounds like a first to me. 360 00:17:05,576 --> 00:17:09,373 Would you mind telling me how you managed such a thing? 361 00:17:09,407 --> 00:17:10,995 - By accident. 362 00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:13,515 - Hmmm, this will sting a little. 363 00:17:13,549 --> 00:17:17,312 - [Hanson] Like I didn't know by then, right? 364 00:17:20,832 --> 00:17:24,319 - Thomas, I just don't know what we're going to do with you. 365 00:17:24,353 --> 00:17:26,597 Yesterday, you tripped over your lunch box. 366 00:17:26,631 --> 00:17:29,186 Monday, you whack your chin on the lockers, 367 00:17:29,220 --> 00:17:33,086 and today you managed to kick yourself in the nose. 368 00:17:33,121 --> 00:17:34,984 - Just not my week. 369 00:17:35,019 --> 00:17:36,745 - I should say. 370 00:17:36,779 --> 00:17:40,197 Have you ever considered wearing glasses? 371 00:17:43,752 --> 00:17:45,478 - [Hanson] My dad tried to give me boxing lessons, 372 00:17:45,512 --> 00:17:48,481 and he told me, "Just drop the guy." 373 00:17:48,515 --> 00:17:52,692 There was this one tiny detail he didn't really know. 374 00:17:54,176 --> 00:17:56,868 [ominous music] 375 00:17:59,699 --> 00:18:01,287 - Looking for this. 376 00:18:02,702 --> 00:18:04,738 - [Hanson] Maureen Maroney. 377 00:18:04,773 --> 00:18:08,087 - Not much of a player, are you, shorty? 378 00:18:16,750 --> 00:18:20,892 - How could anyone catch their head in a drawer? 379 00:18:20,927 --> 00:18:22,480 - [Penhall] No wonder you couldn't fight back. 380 00:18:22,515 --> 00:18:23,412 - [Hanson] Yeah, I know. 381 00:18:23,447 --> 00:18:24,379 She could have killed me. 382 00:18:24,413 --> 00:18:26,346 But it gets worse. 383 00:18:26,381 --> 00:18:28,107 That was the year that my mom decided 384 00:18:28,141 --> 00:18:30,902 I should take dancing lessons. 385 00:18:30,937 --> 00:18:32,249 - [Sal] Ha! Oh ho! 386 00:18:32,283 --> 00:18:33,871 - Can you see that. 387 00:18:35,355 --> 00:18:36,494 - [Hanson] Figures I'm going to be 388 00:18:36,529 --> 00:18:38,220 the next Fred Astair or something. 389 00:18:38,255 --> 00:18:41,154 - Thomas, come on, join the others. 390 00:18:42,190 --> 00:18:44,226 We're about to rumba. 391 00:18:44,261 --> 00:18:46,332 - And guess who else is learning to rumba. 392 00:18:46,366 --> 00:18:48,713 - [Penhall] Maureen the Miserable. 393 00:18:48,748 --> 00:18:53,166 - [Hanson] Armed with a deadly pair of tap shoes. 394 00:18:53,201 --> 00:18:56,445 - Kind of light on your feet, ain't ya? 395 00:19:03,003 --> 00:19:05,661 - [Hanson] So my dancing career is going nowhere, 396 00:19:05,696 --> 00:19:07,767 and recess is even worse. 397 00:19:10,459 --> 00:19:13,082 - Don't you feel like playing? 398 00:19:13,117 --> 00:19:15,154 - I think I'm safer here. 399 00:19:16,500 --> 00:19:17,880 - Tom, I've been watching out my window 400 00:19:17,915 --> 00:19:19,917 the last couple of days. 401 00:19:19,951 --> 00:19:22,195 I've seen the way Maureen's been treating you. 402 00:19:22,230 --> 00:19:23,196 - Oh, great. 403 00:19:25,405 --> 00:19:27,511 - Do you think there's any special reason 404 00:19:27,545 --> 00:19:29,892 why she's been picking on you? 405 00:19:29,927 --> 00:19:32,585 - She knows I won't hit her. 406 00:19:32,619 --> 00:19:35,312 - I think it's because she likes you. 407 00:19:35,346 --> 00:19:36,175 - Gross! 408 00:19:37,383 --> 00:19:38,970 - Maybe socking you is the only way 409 00:19:39,005 --> 00:19:41,594 she can get your attention. 410 00:19:41,628 --> 00:19:44,666 You could try talking to her, you know. 411 00:19:44,700 --> 00:19:47,427 She's in your dance class, isn't she? 412 00:19:47,462 --> 00:19:48,290 - Yeah. 413 00:19:49,429 --> 00:19:53,192 - Maybe you could invite her to the cotillion. 414 00:19:55,435 --> 00:19:57,610 What have you got to lose? 415 00:19:59,059 --> 00:20:01,407 - [Hanson] So now I'm really mixed up. 416 00:20:01,441 --> 00:20:03,823 I mean, could this lady be right? 417 00:20:03,857 --> 00:20:08,793 Well, I began shooting little glances over at Maureen, 418 00:20:08,828 --> 00:20:11,762 and sure enough, she's watching me. 419 00:20:16,249 --> 00:20:20,080 But you know, I'm getting mixed signals here. 420 00:20:20,115 --> 00:20:22,945 Finally, I decided to take the plunge. 421 00:20:22,980 --> 00:20:27,502 I mean, what's the worst thing that could happen, right? 422 00:20:27,536 --> 00:20:30,229 - Hiya, runt, where you been hiding? 423 00:20:30,263 --> 00:20:32,369 - Listen, Maureen, I know why you've been 424 00:20:32,403 --> 00:20:34,923 picking on me so much, 425 00:20:34,957 --> 00:20:37,443 and I'm glad that you like me. 426 00:20:40,653 --> 00:20:43,172 I thought maybe this weekend you might want to be 427 00:20:43,207 --> 00:20:45,416 my partner at the cotillion. 428 00:20:45,451 --> 00:20:49,627 - You want me to be your partner at the cotillion? 429 00:20:51,664 --> 00:20:54,356 Gee, I don't know what else I can say except, 430 00:20:54,391 --> 00:20:55,909 forget it! 431 00:20:55,944 --> 00:20:58,222 [crashing] 432 00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:07,438 - [Hanson] So now comes the night of the big cotillion. 433 00:21:07,473 --> 00:21:10,269 The place is packed with parents. 434 00:21:11,718 --> 00:21:14,859 All I can think of is how to keep away from Maureen, 435 00:21:14,894 --> 00:21:19,001 because I know she's going to try and mess me up. 436 00:21:21,452 --> 00:21:22,833 All of a sudden I see her come, 437 00:21:22,867 --> 00:21:25,318 and she's got this twisted grin on her face. 438 00:21:25,353 --> 00:21:27,838 [waltz music] 439 00:21:34,500 --> 00:21:36,950 - Your offer is accepted with pleasure. 440 00:21:36,985 --> 00:21:38,469 - [Hanson] Before I know what hits me, 441 00:21:38,504 --> 00:21:42,162 she takes me in her arms, and we're out on the dance floor. 442 00:21:50,619 --> 00:21:52,034 - [Penhall] Did she try to trip you? 443 00:21:52,069 --> 00:21:53,277 - [Hanson] No. 444 00:21:53,312 --> 00:21:54,623 - [Ioki] Socked you in the jaw. 445 00:21:54,658 --> 00:21:56,142 - [Hanson] No. 446 00:21:56,176 --> 00:21:58,593 - [Hoffs] She pushed you into the punch bowl, right? 447 00:21:58,627 --> 00:22:00,526 - [Hanson] Not exactly. 448 00:22:03,563 --> 00:22:05,427 - [Hoffs] So, what happened? 449 00:22:05,462 --> 00:22:07,843 - [Hanson] Well, you know, we kept dancing. 450 00:22:07,878 --> 00:22:10,363 After a while she let me lead. 451 00:22:11,433 --> 00:22:12,676 - [Hoffs] Then? 452 00:22:13,815 --> 00:22:14,919 - [Hanson] Then I found myself thinking, 453 00:22:14,954 --> 00:22:17,266 "Well, this ain't so bad." 454 00:22:17,301 --> 00:22:19,717 So I thought, "What the hell. 455 00:22:21,581 --> 00:22:23,687 "I'm going to go for it." 456 00:22:24,584 --> 00:22:26,517 - [Hoffs] And? 457 00:22:26,552 --> 00:22:28,899 - [Hanson] She wasn't ready. 458 00:22:36,424 --> 00:22:41,187 - The first of many feisty women in your life, Hanson. 459 00:22:41,221 --> 00:22:43,120 - I got one, I got one. 460 00:22:44,086 --> 00:22:45,812 - You had a bully problem? 461 00:22:45,847 --> 00:22:47,504 - Yeah, I had a bully problem. 462 00:22:47,538 --> 00:22:49,989 I was about 10 years old. 463 00:22:50,023 --> 00:22:53,406 I was your basic loner type, kept to myself. 464 00:22:53,441 --> 00:22:55,615 But there was this lunch money goon, 465 00:22:55,650 --> 00:22:57,548 and now it was my turn. 466 00:22:58,756 --> 00:23:01,828 - Okay, punk, give me your lunch money. 467 00:23:06,454 --> 00:23:08,870 - [Penhall] That's it? 468 00:23:08,904 --> 00:23:11,251 - That wasn't much of a bully story. 469 00:23:11,286 --> 00:23:13,944 - He wasn't much of a bully. 470 00:23:13,978 --> 00:23:15,532 Never said it was a big problem. 471 00:23:15,566 --> 00:23:16,567 - Macho man. 472 00:23:21,952 --> 00:23:24,955 - Those are all really nice stories. 473 00:23:24,989 --> 00:23:26,646 But they're nothing! 474 00:23:30,788 --> 00:23:31,755 You want to hear about bullies? 475 00:23:31,789 --> 00:23:34,136 I'll tell you about bullies. 476 00:23:35,172 --> 00:23:37,416 After my parents died, 477 00:23:37,450 --> 00:23:41,523 I moved to a new town with my aunt and uncle. 478 00:23:41,558 --> 00:23:43,560 At this school there was this one particular kid 479 00:23:43,594 --> 00:23:45,354 named Jack Archer. 480 00:23:45,389 --> 00:23:47,529 That's a name I'll never forget. 481 00:23:47,564 --> 00:23:48,772 I don't know, there was something about me 482 00:23:48,806 --> 00:23:50,981 this kid just didn't like. 483 00:23:52,845 --> 00:23:54,363 - Will you quit it? 484 00:23:54,398 --> 00:23:57,988 - [Penhall] I think he said it was my face. 485 00:24:00,991 --> 00:24:03,545 I was always trying to dodge this guy. 486 00:24:03,580 --> 00:24:04,857 - Hey, pen pal. 487 00:24:05,892 --> 00:24:07,825 I'm talking to you, pen pal. 488 00:24:07,860 --> 00:24:10,069 - What do you want, Jack? 489 00:24:10,103 --> 00:24:11,450 - What's my name? 490 00:24:11,484 --> 00:24:12,312 - Jack. 491 00:24:14,073 --> 00:24:14,901 Mr. Jack. 492 00:24:17,732 --> 00:24:20,079 - So what have we got today? 493 00:24:30,296 --> 00:24:32,505 Your mom makes crummy tuna. 494 00:24:40,548 --> 00:24:42,411 See you later, pen pal. 495 00:24:42,446 --> 00:24:43,551 - [Penhall] Finally, I had to ask my aunt 496 00:24:43,585 --> 00:24:45,898 to pack me two lunches, one for me to eat, 497 00:24:45,932 --> 00:24:49,280 and one for Jack to shove in my face. 498 00:24:49,315 --> 00:24:51,041 - Doug, that's awful. 499 00:24:51,075 --> 00:24:55,424 - I was just glad she never packed me any walnuts. 500 00:24:55,459 --> 00:24:58,048 Things were really getting bad for me, you know. 501 00:24:58,082 --> 00:24:59,359 He'd knock the books out of my hands 502 00:24:59,394 --> 00:25:03,156 just so he could watch me pick them up again, 503 00:25:08,645 --> 00:25:11,164 and then knock them out again. 504 00:25:17,136 --> 00:25:19,828 It got so bad that I'd eventually just 505 00:25:19,863 --> 00:25:21,071 throw my books down on the ground, 506 00:25:21,105 --> 00:25:22,831 save him the trouble. 507 00:25:32,738 --> 00:25:33,877 It was around this time that we had 508 00:25:33,911 --> 00:25:35,741 what they call a science fair, 509 00:25:35,775 --> 00:25:38,951 and I wanted to win this thing so bad. 510 00:25:40,400 --> 00:25:43,369 So I make this incredible model out of toothpicks. 511 00:25:43,403 --> 00:25:44,681 - [Captain] Out of toothpicks? 512 00:25:44,715 --> 00:25:45,647 - [Penhall] Well, what'd you want me to do? 513 00:25:45,682 --> 00:25:47,684 Weld something together? 514 00:25:48,719 --> 00:25:50,894 Anyway, all I can think about 515 00:25:50,928 --> 00:25:52,620 is how I'm going to get to class 516 00:25:52,654 --> 00:25:54,587 without bumping into Jack. 517 00:25:54,622 --> 00:25:56,969 [spy music] 518 00:26:20,475 --> 00:26:22,373 Twenty-five feet from glory. 519 00:26:22,408 --> 00:26:23,616 - Hey, pen pal. 520 00:26:27,206 --> 00:26:29,070 - Get away from it, Jack. 521 00:26:29,104 --> 00:26:30,796 - What is that? 522 00:26:30,830 --> 00:26:32,625 - Jack, get out of here, I mean it. 523 00:26:32,660 --> 00:26:34,075 - I'm not going to do nothing to it. 524 00:26:34,109 --> 00:26:35,835 What's it supposed to be? 525 00:26:35,870 --> 00:26:37,354 - Apollo 15. 526 00:26:37,388 --> 00:26:38,942 - A rocket, huh? 527 00:26:38,976 --> 00:26:41,738 What do you say we fire this baby up? 528 00:26:41,772 --> 00:26:43,049 - Jack, get out of here. 529 00:26:43,084 --> 00:26:44,361 Leave me alone. 530 00:26:52,334 --> 00:26:53,577 - Why'd you do that, jerk? 531 00:26:53,612 --> 00:26:55,993 I wasn't going to do nothing to it. 532 00:26:56,028 --> 00:26:58,686 By the way, you got a toothpick? 533 00:27:00,135 --> 00:27:02,793 - [Penhall] Now who would ever give a lighter 534 00:27:02,828 --> 00:27:05,002 to a psychopath like that? 535 00:27:13,632 --> 00:27:14,978 - Uncle Nick? 536 00:27:15,012 --> 00:27:15,806 - Hmmm? 537 00:27:17,290 --> 00:27:18,913 - Could we talk about something? 538 00:27:18,947 --> 00:27:20,846 - Sure, but it depends. 539 00:27:22,088 --> 00:27:24,159 Is it something that's going to give me 540 00:27:24,194 --> 00:27:27,784 happiness, sadness, gladness, or heartburn? 541 00:27:28,923 --> 00:27:29,993 What? 542 00:27:30,027 --> 00:27:31,028 - No, it's-- 543 00:27:34,169 --> 00:27:36,689 It's not a heartburn type question. 544 00:27:36,724 --> 00:27:37,586 - Shoot. 545 00:27:38,864 --> 00:27:41,418 - I wish we never moved to this town. 546 00:27:41,452 --> 00:27:42,350 - What are you talking about? 547 00:27:42,384 --> 00:27:43,696 This is a beautiful town. 548 00:27:43,731 --> 00:27:47,458 It's got trees, that park, good schools. 549 00:27:47,493 --> 00:27:51,014 - The kids at school are all creeps. 550 00:27:51,048 --> 00:27:53,119 - That Archer boy, still? 551 00:27:55,535 --> 00:27:57,676 Did you tell your teacher? 552 00:28:00,471 --> 00:28:01,956 - Uncle Nick? 553 00:28:01,990 --> 00:28:02,819 - What? 554 00:28:04,337 --> 00:28:07,444 - I may be a wimp, but I'm no snitch. 555 00:28:09,584 --> 00:28:11,724 - Okay, don't be a snitch. 556 00:28:12,863 --> 00:28:15,935 But let me tell you something about bullies. 557 00:28:15,970 --> 00:28:18,144 Underneath they're cowards. 558 00:28:18,179 --> 00:28:20,422 They're scared, just like the rest of us. 559 00:28:20,457 --> 00:28:21,872 We're all scared. 560 00:28:21,907 --> 00:28:25,117 But if you face up to them, they will back down. 561 00:28:25,151 --> 00:28:28,327 But you have got to stand your ground. 562 00:28:29,500 --> 00:28:30,398 You got to. 563 00:28:32,089 --> 00:28:34,609 - You didn't fall for that, did you? 564 00:28:34,643 --> 00:28:36,300 - Oh, God, I can't look. 565 00:28:36,335 --> 00:28:38,924 [bell ringing] 566 00:28:45,344 --> 00:28:47,208 - Hey, pen pal, look. 567 00:28:47,242 --> 00:28:48,727 My shoe is untied. 568 00:28:49,797 --> 00:28:52,765 - Tie it yourself, bean brain. 569 00:28:52,800 --> 00:28:54,042 - What did you say? 570 00:28:54,077 --> 00:28:56,148 - You heard me, dipstick. 571 00:28:58,150 --> 00:28:59,772 I told you to back off. 572 00:28:59,807 --> 00:29:02,016 I'm standing my ground. 573 00:29:02,050 --> 00:29:03,396 I'm warning you. 574 00:29:10,990 --> 00:29:13,268 [laughter] 575 00:29:14,442 --> 00:29:15,581 - [Hanson] And that's what happened? 576 00:29:15,615 --> 00:29:17,169 - Yeah, that's what happened. 577 00:29:17,203 --> 00:29:20,379 Except I did learn one very important lesson. 578 00:29:20,413 --> 00:29:22,622 Don't believe everything you hear. 579 00:29:22,657 --> 00:29:25,591 - Why do parents always give their kids such bad advice. 580 00:29:25,625 --> 00:29:27,489 - I think it's because they want their children 581 00:29:27,524 --> 00:29:29,319 to get right what they never could. 582 00:29:29,353 --> 00:29:31,010 - Penhall, I don't see why your bully story 583 00:29:31,045 --> 00:29:33,116 is any more horrible than anybody else's. 584 00:29:33,150 --> 00:29:35,566 - That's just the beginning. 585 00:29:35,601 --> 00:29:39,225 This guy, Jack, terrorized me for five more years. 586 00:29:39,260 --> 00:29:42,850 Somehow he always managed to end up in my class. 587 00:29:42,884 --> 00:29:46,267 Five years of tacks on my seat. 588 00:29:46,301 --> 00:29:49,304 Five years of booby-trapped lockers. 589 00:29:50,202 --> 00:29:52,031 Five years of wedgies. 590 00:29:53,792 --> 00:29:55,207 - [Hoffs] What's a weggie? 591 00:29:55,241 --> 00:29:56,208 - [Penhall] Hanson, tell her. 592 00:29:56,242 --> 00:29:57,209 - [Hanson] I'll show you later. 593 00:29:57,243 --> 00:29:59,142 - [Hoffs] Show me now. 594 00:29:59,176 --> 00:30:00,488 Oh! Hanson! 595 00:30:00,522 --> 00:30:01,869 - [Hanson] Well, you asked. 596 00:30:01,903 --> 00:30:04,216 - [Ioki] So why'd you put up with this guy? 597 00:30:04,250 --> 00:30:07,322 - [Penhall] Fear, intimidation, pain. 598 00:30:09,980 --> 00:30:10,809 - Ow! 599 00:30:13,846 --> 00:30:15,572 - Is there a problem? 600 00:30:20,715 --> 00:30:22,130 - No, no problem. 601 00:30:28,033 --> 00:30:32,209 - [Penhall] But there was a problem, Carol Martin. 602 00:30:35,178 --> 00:30:36,973 This girl, I mean, she looked like 603 00:30:37,007 --> 00:30:39,389 she came out of a shampoo ad. 604 00:30:39,423 --> 00:30:42,806 She had beautiful eyes, gorgeous lips, and-- 605 00:30:42,841 --> 00:30:44,325 - [Hoffs] We know the rest, Doug. 606 00:30:44,359 --> 00:30:47,466 - [Penhall] Right, she had all that kind of stuff. too. 607 00:30:47,500 --> 00:30:49,019 I'd adored this girl. 608 00:30:49,054 --> 00:30:52,747 I wanted to ask her out to the prom so bad. 609 00:30:52,781 --> 00:30:54,853 But all she knew about me was, 610 00:30:54,887 --> 00:30:57,821 I was Jack's personal punching bag. 611 00:30:59,029 --> 00:31:02,274 Besides, she was way too perfect for me. 612 00:31:11,421 --> 00:31:15,459 - Oh, sorry, I thought you were somebody else. 613 00:31:15,494 --> 00:31:19,325 - Yeah, I thought you were somebody else, too. 614 00:31:22,950 --> 00:31:25,953 - Um, here, let's get you dried off. 615 00:31:30,785 --> 00:31:31,959 Doug, I was wondering. 616 00:31:31,993 --> 00:31:34,409 Are you doing anything this Saturday night? 617 00:31:34,444 --> 00:31:36,377 - Uh, this Saturday night. 618 00:31:36,411 --> 00:31:38,413 Well, let's see. 619 00:31:38,448 --> 00:31:41,623 No, no, I don't think I am, uh uh, no. 620 00:31:43,453 --> 00:31:45,800 - I know this kind of might sound backwards, 621 00:31:45,834 --> 00:31:49,424 but do you want to go to the prom? 622 00:31:49,459 --> 00:31:50,287 - Uh. 623 00:31:54,015 --> 00:31:55,361 - Is that a yes? 624 00:31:59,331 --> 00:32:00,780 Okay, then, good. 625 00:32:02,610 --> 00:32:06,855 Well, listen, I'm late, so I'll talk to you at lunch, okay? 626 00:32:09,824 --> 00:32:11,412 - Finally, a reason to believe that the world 627 00:32:11,446 --> 00:32:14,001 wasn't set up to torture a 16-year-old kid 628 00:32:14,035 --> 00:32:15,623 named Doug Penhall. 629 00:32:16,693 --> 00:32:19,109 [disco music] 630 00:32:19,144 --> 00:32:20,593 The big night comes, right? 631 00:32:20,628 --> 00:32:24,390 I buy the finest tuxedo money can rent. 632 00:32:24,425 --> 00:32:26,945 [disco music] 633 00:32:40,889 --> 00:32:45,032 My uncle, he loans me this cherry '57 convertible Cadillac. 634 00:32:46,343 --> 00:32:49,105 He never let anyone drive that car. 635 00:32:49,139 --> 00:32:51,970 - I'm going now, Uncle Mike. 636 00:32:52,004 --> 00:32:53,488 - Oh, my goodness. 637 00:32:55,387 --> 00:32:57,630 Now listen, if anything happens to the car 638 00:32:57,665 --> 00:32:59,805 you call me immediately, you understand? 639 00:32:59,839 --> 00:33:01,255 - I will, I will. 640 00:33:02,463 --> 00:33:04,775 - Now you have a jack in the trunk. 641 00:33:04,810 --> 00:33:06,743 - And a flashlight in the glove compartment. 642 00:33:06,777 --> 00:33:07,537 - Exactly. 643 00:33:09,435 --> 00:33:11,334 - So, I look all right? 644 00:33:13,129 --> 00:33:14,199 - Yeah, yeah. 645 00:33:15,994 --> 00:33:18,065 Your garage door is open. 646 00:33:25,003 --> 00:33:28,937 I'm surprised you didn't feel the breeze. 647 00:33:28,972 --> 00:33:31,871 All right, listen, have a good time. 648 00:33:31,906 --> 00:33:33,494 - She's not that kind of girl. 649 00:33:33,528 --> 00:33:37,394 - I mean, you know, I mean be a gentleman. 650 00:33:37,429 --> 00:33:38,602 That's what I'm talking about. 651 00:33:38,637 --> 00:33:40,501 Just drive carefully, please, all right? 652 00:33:40,535 --> 00:33:41,743 - I will. 653 00:33:41,778 --> 00:33:42,951 - Did I ever tell you about the time, 654 00:33:42,986 --> 00:33:43,952 my prom night, with the furry bone. 655 00:33:43,987 --> 00:33:45,609 - Yeah, you told me that story. 656 00:33:45,644 --> 00:33:46,852 That's a good story. 657 00:33:46,886 --> 00:33:49,337 But I, it's late, I've got to go. 658 00:33:49,372 --> 00:33:51,063 - Okay, no sweat. 659 00:33:51,098 --> 00:33:54,687 Listen, the girl, what's her name? 660 00:33:54,722 --> 00:33:55,550 - Carol. 661 00:33:55,585 --> 00:33:57,483 - Carol, is she pretty? 662 00:33:58,864 --> 00:34:02,178 - She's the most beautiful girl I've ever seen. 663 00:34:02,212 --> 00:34:03,455 - I'm so happy. 664 00:34:05,629 --> 00:34:06,458 So long. 665 00:34:07,942 --> 00:34:08,977 Just a minute. 666 00:34:09,012 --> 00:34:10,393 I want to take a picture. 667 00:34:10,427 --> 00:34:12,464 I want to remember this moment for posterity. 668 00:34:12,498 --> 00:34:13,568 I never saw you with a tie. 669 00:34:13,603 --> 00:34:15,156 Get over here, come here. 670 00:34:15,191 --> 00:34:16,399 Your hair is combed. 671 00:34:16,433 --> 00:34:17,883 Get over here, I want to see this. 672 00:34:17,917 --> 00:34:21,507 I want to tell you, I want to tell you something. 673 00:34:22,784 --> 00:34:24,614 I'm very proud of you. 674 00:34:28,997 --> 00:34:30,999 Stand there, look at me. 675 00:34:32,587 --> 00:34:33,416 Perfect. 676 00:34:36,522 --> 00:34:38,731 - [Penhall] All right, so picture this scene, okay. 677 00:34:38,766 --> 00:34:42,666 I'm cruising real slow in my uncle's cherry red Cadillac. 678 00:34:42,701 --> 00:34:45,324 Got Carol Martin at my side. 679 00:34:45,359 --> 00:34:46,774 Just going real slow so everybody'd 680 00:34:46,808 --> 00:34:49,017 get a real good peak, right? 681 00:34:49,052 --> 00:34:51,123 I'm showboating, so what? 682 00:34:51,158 --> 00:34:52,331 I wish you guys could have seen 683 00:34:52,366 --> 00:34:55,231 the look on the other dude's faces. 684 00:34:57,060 --> 00:34:58,855 There wasn't a thing in the world that could have 685 00:34:58,889 --> 00:35:01,478 spoiled my evening, except one. 686 00:35:04,343 --> 00:35:07,035 - Well, hey, hey, hey. 687 00:35:07,070 --> 00:35:08,796 What do we have here? 688 00:35:10,211 --> 00:35:12,938 Rad looking wheels, pen pal. 689 00:35:12,972 --> 00:35:13,973 Is it yours? 690 00:35:14,871 --> 00:35:16,217 - Yeah, well, it's my uncle's. 691 00:35:16,252 --> 00:35:17,115 - Nice. 692 00:35:19,082 --> 00:35:20,566 Hello, sweetheart. 693 00:35:22,913 --> 00:35:24,639 - What are you doing? 694 00:35:28,091 --> 00:35:30,611 - Hey, this thing get FM? 695 00:35:30,645 --> 00:35:31,888 - Archie, get out! 696 00:35:31,922 --> 00:35:33,200 - Shut up. 697 00:35:33,234 --> 00:35:34,511 - [Crowd] Whoa! 698 00:35:38,066 --> 00:35:40,759 - I kind of like this car. [horn honking] 699 00:35:40,793 --> 00:35:42,450 You want to sell it? 700 00:35:44,211 --> 00:35:45,902 - Come on, man, I've got to park it. 701 00:35:45,936 --> 00:35:48,318 - Well, why didn't you say so? 702 00:35:48,353 --> 00:35:49,630 Let me park it. 703 00:35:51,804 --> 00:35:53,599 - Jack, no, no, no, no. 704 00:35:53,634 --> 00:35:55,877 Jack, turn it off. 705 00:35:55,912 --> 00:35:57,155 I mean it, man. 706 00:36:00,227 --> 00:36:01,055 Archer! 707 00:36:02,884 --> 00:36:05,128 [crashing] 708 00:36:20,661 --> 00:36:23,422 - I swore after that night that I would die 709 00:36:23,457 --> 00:36:26,184 before I'd let anybody step on me again. 710 00:36:26,218 --> 00:36:28,324 - So what happened? 711 00:36:28,358 --> 00:36:29,601 - Nothing. 712 00:36:29,635 --> 00:36:31,879 - You never got the guy? 713 00:36:31,913 --> 00:36:34,192 Why didn't you go over to his house with a tire iron 714 00:36:34,226 --> 00:36:36,366 and crack his head open? 715 00:36:36,401 --> 00:36:39,093 - Never got the chance. 716 00:36:39,127 --> 00:36:41,440 Jack Archer moved away. 717 00:36:41,475 --> 00:36:44,305 After high school I went to the police academy. 718 00:36:44,340 --> 00:36:46,480 My uncle, eventually he forgave me, 719 00:36:46,514 --> 00:36:48,758 but I never forgave myself. 720 00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:51,830 - There is no justice. 721 00:36:53,694 --> 00:36:56,869 - Got to make your own justice. 722 00:36:56,904 --> 00:36:59,734 [slow jazz music] 723 00:37:51,165 --> 00:37:52,270 - Douglas! 724 00:37:52,304 --> 00:37:53,961 What? What happened? 725 00:37:55,652 --> 00:37:56,481 Come in. 726 00:37:57,689 --> 00:37:58,621 What is it? 727 00:38:06,214 --> 00:38:08,493 - Oh, are you going to have one of those? 728 00:38:08,527 --> 00:38:10,115 I think I recognize those. 729 00:38:10,149 --> 00:38:10,943 - From? 730 00:38:10,978 --> 00:38:13,118 - From Christmas. 731 00:38:13,152 --> 00:38:14,292 - They were in the freezer. 732 00:38:14,326 --> 00:38:16,052 - Uh, sure they were. 733 00:38:17,881 --> 00:38:20,608 - Ah, it's good to see your face. 734 00:38:25,475 --> 00:38:28,133 - Did you call the guy? 735 00:38:28,167 --> 00:38:30,169 Did you find out where he lives? 736 00:38:30,204 --> 00:38:31,619 - Yeah, I got it. 737 00:38:34,242 --> 00:38:36,521 It's about 45 minutes away. 738 00:38:36,555 --> 00:38:38,316 - Thanks, Uncle Nick. 739 00:38:40,352 --> 00:38:42,147 - That happened eight years ago. 740 00:38:42,181 --> 00:38:44,667 Why don't you forget about it? 741 00:38:47,808 --> 00:38:49,327 - I can't forget it. 742 00:38:49,361 --> 00:38:52,364 - Of course, you can forget it. 743 00:38:52,399 --> 00:38:55,091 - I can't forget it till there's justice. 744 00:38:55,125 --> 00:38:56,644 - Justice, what are you talking about justice. 745 00:38:56,679 --> 00:38:57,576 It's too late now. 746 00:38:57,611 --> 00:38:59,198 You're a grown man. 747 00:39:01,580 --> 00:39:03,686 - It just hurts too much. 748 00:39:04,790 --> 00:39:06,930 - It hurts if you let it. 749 00:39:08,829 --> 00:39:11,418 [solemn music] 750 00:39:13,868 --> 00:39:15,974 Leave it behind, Douglas. 751 00:39:27,123 --> 00:39:27,951 - Thanks. 752 00:39:40,895 --> 00:39:43,484 [solemn music] 753 00:40:04,678 --> 00:40:06,990 [knocking] 754 00:40:07,025 --> 00:40:09,268 [coughing] 755 00:40:17,691 --> 00:40:18,864 - Yeah? 756 00:40:18,899 --> 00:40:20,418 - You Jack Archer? 757 00:40:20,452 --> 00:40:22,005 - Who wants to know? 758 00:40:22,040 --> 00:40:23,559 - [Woman] If that's one of your low-life pals, 759 00:40:23,593 --> 00:40:25,319 tell him you ain't going out tonight. 760 00:40:25,353 --> 00:40:28,287 - Shut the hell up, you stupid cow. 761 00:40:30,531 --> 00:40:31,877 [coughing] 762 00:40:31,912 --> 00:40:33,361 What do you want. 763 00:40:38,470 --> 00:40:39,298 - Nothing. 764 00:40:42,440 --> 00:40:43,924 - [Woman] Get back in here and help me with this, 765 00:40:43,958 --> 00:40:45,339 you lazy bum! 766 00:40:45,373 --> 00:40:48,825 - Maybe I don't want to help you, you fat pig. 767 00:40:48,860 --> 00:40:51,966 [light upbeat music] 768 00:41:13,160 --> 00:41:16,370 - The vice principal's PC is not online with the main frame. 769 00:41:16,404 --> 00:41:18,476 - Hey, guys, I really hate to keep bugging you like this, 770 00:41:18,510 --> 00:41:20,719 but I'm writing a program and it keeps dumping on me, 771 00:41:20,754 --> 00:41:22,514 and I really need some help here. 772 00:41:22,549 --> 00:41:25,275 - You guys ain't going to let this pimple join you. 773 00:41:25,310 --> 00:41:26,622 - Uh uh, no way. 774 00:41:31,385 --> 00:41:34,457 - Why do you keep picking on me? 775 00:41:34,492 --> 00:41:37,184 - Well, one, you're a pimple. 776 00:41:37,218 --> 00:41:38,772 Two, you're clumsy. 777 00:41:39,911 --> 00:41:42,569 And three, you are so stickable. 778 00:41:46,262 --> 00:41:50,093 - You know, you really ought to be nicer, 779 00:41:50,128 --> 00:41:53,062 because one day, you're going to shrink, 780 00:41:53,096 --> 00:41:54,995 and you're going to lose all your hair, 781 00:41:55,029 --> 00:41:58,688 and you might even wind up married to a cow. 782 00:42:00,069 --> 00:42:01,173 You got that? 783 00:42:06,282 --> 00:42:07,835 - Yeah, yeah, sure. 784 00:42:18,328 --> 00:42:20,227 - Oh, thank you. 785 00:42:20,261 --> 00:42:21,780 - How did you do that? 786 00:42:21,815 --> 00:42:24,818 - Oh, well, psychology really. 787 00:42:24,852 --> 00:42:29,029 You see, I made him believe that I was crushing his hand. 788 00:42:31,928 --> 00:42:34,379 - Have you seen the inside of our club? 789 00:42:34,413 --> 00:42:36,070 You'll love it. 790 00:42:36,105 --> 00:42:37,555 We can do anything here. 791 00:42:37,589 --> 00:42:39,349 - We run this school. 792 00:42:51,120 --> 00:42:53,605 [light music] 793 00:43:00,888 --> 00:43:03,477 [upbeat music] 794 00:43:21,322 --> 00:43:23,497 [fanfare]