1 00:00:07,697 --> 00:00:09,043 [laughter and applause] 2 00:00:09,078 --> 00:00:10,838 COMEDIAN: I have a lot of liberal friends. 3 00:00:10,872 --> 00:00:12,564 You ever try to argue with liberal people? 4 00:00:12,598 --> 00:00:13,668 They're worse than bigots. 5 00:00:13,703 --> 00:00:15,567 If you're a liberal, I gotta go, fine, 6 00:00:15,601 --> 00:00:18,846 every generalization, every stereotype, nothing is true. 7 00:00:18,880 --> 00:00:21,538 OK, Filipinos don't eat dog. 8 00:00:21,573 --> 00:00:22,850 Fine. 9 00:00:22,884 --> 00:00:26,026 A lot of Italian businesses are very legitimate, fine. 10 00:00:26,060 --> 00:00:28,200 No, I've never seen an Italian women with a mustache. 11 00:00:28,235 --> 00:00:29,960 Fine. 12 00:00:29,995 --> 00:00:34,379 A black man's butt is not higher up than a white guy's butt, 13 00:00:34,413 --> 00:00:35,587 fine. 14 00:00:35,621 --> 00:00:37,244 Black people have self-control in movie theaters. 15 00:00:37,278 --> 00:00:38,693 Sometimes they shut up. 16 00:00:38,728 --> 00:00:40,040 OK, fine. 17 00:00:40,074 --> 00:00:42,214 Japanese tourists never have photo equipment, are always 18 00:00:42,249 --> 00:00:44,699 well endowed, fine. 19 00:00:44,734 --> 00:00:47,047 Jewish people are rushing to pick up a check. 20 00:00:47,081 --> 00:00:48,393 OK, fine. 21 00:00:48,427 --> 00:00:51,534 Chinese people are excellent drivers, fine. 22 00:00:51,568 --> 00:00:54,882 Fine, Puerto Ricans are always using birth control methods. 23 00:00:54,916 --> 00:00:57,609 Might I add-- fine, millions of Mexicans 24 00:00:57,643 --> 00:01:00,922 are at home right now without one velvet painting. 25 00:01:00,957 --> 00:01:01,889 Fine. 26 00:01:01,923 --> 00:01:03,304 Fine, ladies and gentlemen. 27 00:01:03,339 --> 00:01:04,271 Please, stop it. 28 00:01:04,305 --> 00:01:04,788 Thank you very much. 29 00:01:04,823 --> 00:01:05,479 Stop it. 30 00:01:05,513 --> 00:01:07,688 [applause and cheering] 31 00:01:07,722 --> 00:01:08,585 -Stop it, please. 32 00:01:08,620 --> 00:01:09,690 Please, I need some help. 33 00:01:09,724 --> 00:01:11,071 It's Amateur Night, ladies and gentleman. 34 00:01:11,105 --> 00:01:12,279 AUDIENCE: Uh-oh. 35 00:01:12,313 --> 00:01:14,936 -This is-- uh-oh, thank you, hello-- Amateur Night, 36 00:01:14,971 --> 00:01:17,836 which means, uh, that we bring up people-- you know, 37 00:01:17,870 --> 00:01:20,425 those people who they think they're funny, 38 00:01:20,459 --> 00:01:21,943 these jerks, these idiots. 39 00:01:21,978 --> 00:01:25,292 They're flipping the burgers down at Jack in the Box. 40 00:01:25,326 --> 00:01:27,156 They make love to their wife, they turn over, 41 00:01:27,190 --> 00:01:28,502 they tell a joke. 42 00:01:28,536 --> 00:01:31,608 These morning DJs -- are they the worst? 43 00:01:31,643 --> 00:01:33,852 Ladies and gentlemen, they're all here tonight. 44 00:01:33,886 --> 00:01:35,854 And we're going to start of the show with this-- 45 00:01:35,888 --> 00:01:37,166 with a high-school kid. 46 00:01:37,200 --> 00:01:38,581 And his name is Marty Seltzer. 47 00:01:38,615 --> 00:01:40,514 Let's bring him out here, ladies and gentlemen. 48 00:01:40,548 --> 00:01:43,482 The comedy stylings of Mr. Marty Seltzer. 49 00:01:43,517 --> 00:01:45,450 [applause] 50 00:01:45,484 --> 00:01:46,934 -Marty. 51 00:01:46,968 --> 00:01:49,143 Let's bring him out here, ladies and gentlemen. 52 00:01:49,178 --> 00:01:49,833 Marty Seltzer. 53 00:01:49,868 --> 00:01:50,869 Is that a stage name? 54 00:01:50,903 --> 00:01:51,352 No? 55 00:01:51,387 --> 00:01:51,904 No? 56 00:01:51,939 --> 00:01:52,836 No pies, OK? 57 00:01:52,871 --> 00:01:53,803 Don't throw any pies. 58 00:01:53,837 --> 00:01:55,356 -You're just mad 'cause you're short. 59 00:01:58,083 --> 00:02:03,330 Uh, I'm sorry I'm late tonight, but uh, uh-- 60 00:02:03,364 --> 00:02:04,641 [feedback] 61 00:02:04,676 --> 00:02:08,680 [clears throat] But uh, I-- as I was driving in-- I'm 62 00:02:08,714 --> 00:02:09,267 really upset. 63 00:02:09,301 --> 00:02:10,337 I'm freaking out. 64 00:02:10,371 --> 00:02:12,028 I-- I heard on the radio-- anybody hear it? 65 00:02:12,062 --> 00:02:13,167 Anyone? 66 00:02:13,202 --> 00:02:17,378 Uh, one of my heroes, Stevie Wonder, 67 00:02:17,413 --> 00:02:19,173 was arrested for murder. 68 00:02:19,208 --> 00:02:21,969 Apparently Stevie got his eyesight back and, uh, 69 00:02:22,003 --> 00:02:24,661 strangled the guy who was, uh-- apparently 70 00:02:24,696 --> 00:02:26,525 Stevie got his eyesight back and killed 71 00:02:26,560 --> 00:02:28,872 the guy who's been doing his hair for the past 10 years. 72 00:02:32,704 --> 00:02:35,051 You know, he-- you know, he strangled him with his beads. 73 00:02:35,085 --> 00:02:38,848 [silence] 74 00:02:38,882 --> 00:02:41,713 My girlfriend, she went to a-- she went to a fat farm. 75 00:02:41,747 --> 00:02:42,748 What do they grow? 76 00:02:47,477 --> 00:02:49,479 My girlfriend, she's-- she's always dieting. 77 00:02:49,514 --> 00:02:50,480 You know, she's dieting. 78 00:02:50,515 --> 00:02:51,964 She's on a head cheese diet. 79 00:02:51,999 --> 00:02:54,588 Anybody ever heard of a head cheese sandwich? 80 00:02:54,622 --> 00:02:57,798 What is it? 81 00:02:57,832 --> 00:03:00,283 Where do they get it? 82 00:03:00,318 --> 00:03:03,769 [silence] 83 00:03:03,804 --> 00:03:15,229 [theme music] 84 00:03:15,264 --> 00:03:17,197 THEME SONG: We never thought of finding 85 00:03:17,231 --> 00:03:19,682 a place where we belong. 86 00:03:19,716 --> 00:03:25,170 Don't have to stand alone, we'll never let you fall. 87 00:03:25,205 --> 00:03:28,622 Don't need permission to decide what you believe. 88 00:03:31,625 --> 00:03:32,177 Hoo! 89 00:03:32,212 --> 00:03:34,593 I said, jump! 90 00:03:34,628 --> 00:03:37,078 Down on Jump Street. 91 00:03:37,113 --> 00:03:39,564 Said, jump! 92 00:03:39,598 --> 00:03:43,050 Down on Jump Street. 93 00:03:43,084 --> 00:03:48,124 Your friends'll be there when your back is to the wall. 94 00:03:48,158 --> 00:03:52,853 You'll find you need us 'cause there's no one else to call. 95 00:03:52,887 --> 00:03:57,858 When it looks hopeless, a decision's what you need. 96 00:03:57,892 --> 00:04:01,862 You better be ready to, be ready to jump! 97 00:04:01,896 --> 00:04:03,346 21 Jump Street. 98 00:05:24,703 --> 00:05:27,672 NICOLETTE: [screams] Oh! 99 00:05:27,706 --> 00:05:28,673 Get off me! 100 00:05:28,707 --> 00:05:29,674 Get off! 101 00:05:39,200 --> 00:05:40,409 What are you doing here? 102 00:05:40,443 --> 00:05:42,169 -I'm bringing you to your morning workout. 103 00:05:42,203 --> 00:05:44,585 What do you think? 104 00:05:44,620 --> 00:05:45,966 And Lincoln's Mark Hardy executes 105 00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:47,623 a perfect two-point reversal. 106 00:05:47,657 --> 00:05:50,453 And that's three more for the [inaudible]! 107 00:05:50,488 --> 00:05:51,903 NICOLETTE: Mark, come on. 108 00:05:51,937 --> 00:05:53,353 -Hey! 109 00:05:53,387 --> 00:05:54,284 -We gotta talk. 110 00:05:54,319 --> 00:05:56,079 -I don't wanna talk. 111 00:05:56,114 --> 00:05:58,116 -No. 112 00:05:58,150 --> 00:05:59,393 -Here it comes, right? 113 00:05:59,428 --> 00:06:02,258 The old "Romeo and Juliet" speech. 114 00:06:02,292 --> 00:06:04,433 You're a Montague and I'm a Capulet, and-- 115 00:06:04,467 --> 00:06:06,642 -And that's right. 116 00:06:06,676 --> 00:06:09,092 -"West Side Story" was a fluke? 117 00:06:09,127 --> 00:06:10,853 -"West Side Story" was a movie. 118 00:06:13,752 --> 00:06:15,927 I mean, you gotta get up at 6 o'clock in the morning, 119 00:06:15,961 --> 00:06:17,307 just so we can hold hands. 120 00:06:17,342 --> 00:06:20,207 -Oh, so we, uh, just hold hands, huh? 121 00:06:20,241 --> 00:06:22,451 -You know what I mean. 122 00:06:22,485 --> 00:06:24,867 -Yes, I do, and you're the one who's afraid to be with me. 123 00:06:29,561 --> 00:06:33,669 -Like it would play at your mom's bridge club. 124 00:06:33,703 --> 00:06:36,016 Besides, my father would have a stroke. 125 00:06:36,050 --> 00:06:39,399 -Your father likes me. 126 00:06:39,433 --> 00:06:42,781 -He tolerates you. 127 00:06:42,816 --> 00:06:45,232 That can't be a surprise. 128 00:06:45,266 --> 00:06:47,096 I mean, come on, think about what's 129 00:06:47,130 --> 00:06:49,616 been happening at school. 130 00:06:49,650 --> 00:06:52,066 -Who cares? 131 00:06:52,101 --> 00:06:53,516 -I care. 132 00:06:53,551 --> 00:06:55,967 Don't. 133 00:06:56,001 --> 00:07:01,386 -You know, I hate the way you are right now. 134 00:07:01,421 --> 00:07:04,251 -I have to tell you something. 135 00:07:04,285 --> 00:07:04,734 -What? 136 00:07:08,669 --> 00:07:09,636 -I can't. 137 00:07:14,157 --> 00:07:16,608 Look, it's over. 138 00:07:38,009 --> 00:07:38,734 -Hey! 139 00:07:38,768 --> 00:07:42,945 Go long, go long, go long. 140 00:07:42,979 --> 00:07:43,463 -Come on! 141 00:07:43,497 --> 00:07:44,947 Come on! 142 00:07:44,981 --> 00:07:46,431 -Whoa, whoa, Red, Red. 143 00:07:48,985 --> 00:07:50,470 -Hey, yo, a little help? 144 00:07:53,265 --> 00:07:54,991 You want to toss me the ball? 145 00:07:55,026 --> 00:07:56,510 -Oh. 146 00:07:56,545 --> 00:07:58,478 [laughs] 147 00:08:01,964 --> 00:08:05,415 [laughter] 148 00:08:05,450 --> 00:08:06,382 -Oh! 149 00:08:06,416 --> 00:08:07,038 Ooh! 150 00:08:07,072 --> 00:08:08,695 Almost got a window. 151 00:08:08,729 --> 00:08:10,593 -What the hell you do that for, man? 152 00:08:10,628 --> 00:08:12,422 -Oh, hey, man. 153 00:08:12,457 --> 00:08:16,012 [SINGING] Doo-wah, doo-wah, doo-oo-oo-oo-ooh-- what? 154 00:08:16,047 --> 00:08:18,290 [laughs] 155 00:08:18,325 --> 00:08:20,534 -All I asked you do was give me back the ball. 156 00:08:20,569 --> 00:08:22,985 -Oh, hey, man, I tried, but I guess 157 00:08:23,019 --> 00:08:27,990 I'm not as athletically inclined as you people is. 158 00:08:28,024 --> 00:08:31,096 -Let him go, Tim. 159 00:08:31,131 --> 00:08:31,994 -Whoa. 160 00:08:32,028 --> 00:08:33,996 When your old man needs a job, you 161 00:08:34,030 --> 00:08:35,963 tell him to come by my father's plant. 162 00:08:35,998 --> 00:08:36,930 We need a new janitor. 163 00:08:36,964 --> 00:08:38,241 [laughter] 164 00:08:38,276 --> 00:08:40,174 Oh, please, let him go. 165 00:08:40,209 --> 00:08:43,074 Let him go! 166 00:08:43,108 --> 00:08:45,490 -We're gonna get your shines bussed back out of here. 167 00:08:45,525 --> 00:08:48,389 Watch. 168 00:08:48,424 --> 00:08:58,468 [shouting] 169 00:08:58,468 --> 00:09:07,512 [shouting] 170 00:09:07,547 --> 00:09:08,513 -[SHOUTING] Hanson! 171 00:09:08,548 --> 00:09:09,790 Let's get to it. 172 00:09:09,825 --> 00:09:11,792 And you and you back inside right after lunch period. 173 00:09:11,827 --> 00:09:13,035 Hoffs? 174 00:09:13,069 --> 00:09:14,623 Where's Penhall? 175 00:09:14,657 --> 00:09:15,451 -Not in till 11:00. 176 00:09:15,485 --> 00:09:16,935 -It is 11:00. 177 00:09:16,970 --> 00:09:18,799 -Finally, Stevie got his eyesight back 178 00:09:18,834 --> 00:09:20,905 and killed the guy who's been fixing his hair for the last 10 179 00:09:20,939 --> 00:09:21,422 years. 180 00:09:25,012 --> 00:09:26,669 Anybody ever had a head cheese sandwich? 181 00:09:26,704 --> 00:09:29,361 I mean, head cheese-- where do they get it? 182 00:09:42,409 --> 00:09:46,309 -There's a lot of racial tension at Lincoln High. 183 00:09:46,344 --> 00:09:47,448 -I can see that. 184 00:09:47,483 --> 00:09:49,071 Tell me something I don't already know. 185 00:09:49,105 --> 00:09:52,039 -Hey, I'm sorry, but I didn't make the March on Washington. 186 00:09:52,074 --> 00:09:53,006 -That's apparent. 187 00:09:53,040 --> 00:09:54,110 HOFFS: Whoa, whoa! 188 00:09:54,145 --> 00:09:55,905 Go easy, guys. 189 00:09:55,940 --> 00:09:57,320 -You know, when I was your age, we 190 00:09:57,355 --> 00:09:59,944 couldn't join the force unless we out-tested everybody else. 191 00:10:03,292 --> 00:10:04,673 You know, we'd all hoped this stuff 192 00:10:04,707 --> 00:10:07,503 had ended in 1967 in Newark, Detroit. 193 00:10:07,537 --> 00:10:10,644 All this stuff about whose country it is and all. 194 00:10:10,679 --> 00:10:12,266 It stinks. 195 00:10:12,301 --> 00:10:13,958 Doesn't it, Harry? 196 00:10:13,992 --> 00:10:16,650 -Hey, Captain, I'm just glad to be here. 197 00:10:16,685 --> 00:10:18,894 You know how much a stereo costs in Tokyo? 198 00:10:21,482 --> 00:10:23,139 -He knows what you mean, Captain. 199 00:10:23,174 --> 00:10:24,485 So do I? 200 00:10:24,520 --> 00:10:26,453 -Do you? 201 00:10:26,487 --> 00:10:28,179 Then what about last year, Howard Beach? 202 00:10:28,213 --> 00:10:29,456 You know what that means? 203 00:10:29,490 --> 00:10:30,664 Or how the last couple administrations 204 00:10:30,699 --> 00:10:32,183 pulling back on affirmative action. 205 00:10:32,217 --> 00:10:32,770 Bernard Goetz. 206 00:10:35,531 --> 00:10:37,602 It's starting all over again. 207 00:10:37,637 --> 00:10:39,880 -Hey, come on, Captain, maybe it was only a fist fight. 208 00:10:39,915 --> 00:10:43,159 -And maybe it wasn't. 209 00:10:43,194 --> 00:10:47,267 -And I'm not so sure Bernard Goetz was wrong. 210 00:10:47,301 --> 00:10:49,027 -Back to the 1950s, huh, Hoffs? 211 00:10:49,062 --> 00:10:50,442 -Back to when black women weren't 212 00:10:50,477 --> 00:10:51,443 getting my kind of jobs. 213 00:10:54,688 --> 00:10:57,864 -Hanson, my report says we're looking at a potential race 214 00:10:57,898 --> 00:10:59,003 riot. 215 00:10:59,037 --> 00:11:00,245 Is that what you want to call what happened? 216 00:11:00,280 --> 00:11:01,937 -Let's just call it a fist fight for now, 217 00:11:01,971 --> 00:11:04,491 but, uh, don't tell Jesse Jackson on me. 218 00:11:07,943 --> 00:11:09,323 Yeah. 219 00:11:09,358 --> 00:11:11,325 OK, yeah, there's some problems over at Lincoln. 220 00:11:11,360 --> 00:11:13,362 Uh, they got a new black principal 221 00:11:13,396 --> 00:11:15,053 in a mostly white school. 222 00:11:15,088 --> 00:11:16,641 Guy's kind of a nut about the busing. 223 00:11:16,676 --> 00:11:17,642 -And it could get worse. 224 00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:19,092 -Oh, come on, Captain. 225 00:11:19,126 --> 00:11:23,303 I grew up in all this "Whitey's got your job" stuff. 226 00:11:23,337 --> 00:11:25,615 -Hoffs, what does your father do for a living? 227 00:11:25,650 --> 00:11:27,065 -You know what he does. 228 00:11:27,100 --> 00:11:29,067 -Yeah, I just want to hear you say it. 229 00:11:29,102 --> 00:11:29,654 Out loud. 230 00:11:33,037 --> 00:11:34,417 -He's a dentist. 231 00:11:34,452 --> 00:11:37,006 -A dentist. 232 00:11:37,041 --> 00:11:37,766 Mine was a bellboy. 233 00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:44,427 Hanson, keep working Lincoln High from the inside. 234 00:11:44,462 --> 00:11:45,566 PENHALL: Sorry I'm late. 235 00:11:45,601 --> 00:11:47,499 I was, uh, working on some stuff. 236 00:11:47,534 --> 00:11:48,293 OK, OK. 237 00:11:48,328 --> 00:11:49,743 So, Stevie Wonder, right? 238 00:11:49,778 --> 00:11:50,882 He gets arrested for murder. 239 00:12:00,409 --> 00:12:00,961 Whoa. 240 00:12:00,996 --> 00:12:04,033 Tough room. 241 00:12:04,068 --> 00:12:05,448 -Ah. 242 00:12:05,483 --> 00:12:09,314 In general, I must admit I was pleasantly surprised 243 00:12:09,349 --> 00:12:12,041 by yesterday's test results. 244 00:12:12,076 --> 00:12:15,665 Although Tom, even though you're new here, 245 00:12:15,700 --> 00:12:18,220 I'll expect better next time. 246 00:12:18,254 --> 00:12:20,843 Hydrogen peroxide is what punk rockers 247 00:12:20,878 --> 00:12:22,120 use to bleach their hair. 248 00:12:22,155 --> 00:12:23,743 [laughter] 249 00:12:23,777 --> 00:12:25,296 But is also rocket fuel. 250 00:12:28,333 --> 00:12:28,955 Nice job. 251 00:12:28,989 --> 00:12:30,025 You only missed one. 252 00:12:32,752 --> 00:12:34,754 -I didn't miss any. 253 00:12:34,788 --> 00:12:35,962 -Rub it in. 254 00:12:35,996 --> 00:12:38,930 -Hey, rub this, man, is isn't wrong. 255 00:12:38,965 --> 00:12:40,414 This answer's correct, Mr. Haller. 256 00:12:40,449 --> 00:12:42,658 -Hey, you did a great job, Patrick. 257 00:12:42,692 --> 00:12:44,315 But I'm afraid it's not. 258 00:12:44,349 --> 00:12:45,385 -The hell is isn't. 259 00:12:45,419 --> 00:12:46,627 HANSON: Come on, take it easy. 260 00:12:46,662 --> 00:12:48,008 So you got an A-minus. 261 00:12:48,043 --> 00:12:50,079 -This is crap. 262 00:12:50,114 --> 00:12:53,565 -Mr. Riley, we'll discuss this later, and I'll explain-- 263 00:12:53,600 --> 00:12:55,153 -Not later, now. 264 00:12:55,188 --> 00:12:56,810 Heat is energy. 265 00:12:56,845 --> 00:12:58,950 Any idiot knows that. 266 00:12:58,985 --> 00:12:59,779 -I didn't. 267 00:12:59,813 --> 00:13:02,160 [laughter] 268 00:13:02,195 --> 00:13:04,576 -Patrick, we'll talk after class, all right? 269 00:13:04,611 --> 00:13:06,026 -Heat is energy, and I am not going 270 00:13:06,061 --> 00:13:08,132 to take an A-minus on a perfect paper. 271 00:13:08,166 --> 00:13:12,136 -Heat is energy, but energy isn't always heat. 272 00:13:12,170 --> 00:13:13,413 -That's crap, man. 273 00:13:15,691 --> 00:13:17,244 -Patrick, I'm afraid I'm going to have 274 00:13:17,279 --> 00:13:20,696 to ask you to leave the class. 275 00:13:20,730 --> 00:13:21,870 -You don't have to ask. 276 00:13:29,739 --> 00:13:31,189 [door slams] 277 00:13:48,655 --> 00:13:49,104 MARK: Nicky. 278 00:14:15,026 --> 00:14:17,511 [fire alarm ringing] 279 00:14:20,066 --> 00:14:20,583 -Single file. 280 00:14:20,618 --> 00:14:21,481 No talking. 281 00:14:21,515 --> 00:14:23,724 -Recess! 282 00:14:23,759 --> 00:14:25,588 -Form a line in an orderly fashion. 283 00:14:32,181 --> 00:14:33,942 STUDENT: Got a cigarette? 284 00:14:33,976 --> 00:14:36,737 [kids talking and laughing] 285 00:15:05,974 --> 00:15:06,940 -Ooh! 286 00:15:06,975 --> 00:15:09,909 [kids shout and laugh] 287 00:15:21,299 --> 00:15:22,749 -You look good, man! 288 00:15:29,652 --> 00:15:32,586 [shouting] 289 00:15:38,592 --> 00:15:40,525 KID: Let's trash the school! 290 00:15:40,560 --> 00:15:43,528 [cheering] 291 00:16:07,897 --> 00:16:10,314 -Think we should call the police. 292 00:16:10,348 --> 00:16:11,453 -No. 293 00:16:11,487 --> 00:16:14,456 -Come on, we've got a race riot going on here. 294 00:16:14,490 --> 00:16:17,045 -Watts was a race riot, Mr. Haller. 295 00:16:17,079 --> 00:16:19,702 -George, we need help. 296 00:16:19,737 --> 00:16:21,635 -I'm the principal here, Bill. 297 00:16:21,670 --> 00:16:22,947 Go back to your classroom. 298 00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:26,640 Now this will settle down. 299 00:16:26,675 --> 00:16:27,124 Please. 300 00:16:42,932 --> 00:16:45,349 -Mr. Messiah. 301 00:16:45,383 --> 00:16:47,972 -So what's up with the tears, child? 302 00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:49,905 -I hate this, Daddy. 303 00:16:49,939 --> 00:16:54,220 -It just takes some time, that's all. 304 00:16:54,254 --> 00:16:55,773 Ready for Saturday? 305 00:16:55,807 --> 00:16:58,534 This is a big meet for both of you. 306 00:16:58,569 --> 00:16:59,949 -Well, I-- I think your daughter's 307 00:16:59,984 --> 00:17:02,435 more ready than I am, sir. 308 00:17:02,469 --> 00:17:03,884 PRINCIPAL MESSIAH: She better be. 309 00:17:11,133 --> 00:17:13,549 -You haven't told him, have you? 310 00:17:13,584 --> 00:17:15,586 -Oh, yeah, sure. 311 00:17:15,620 --> 00:17:17,001 You don't get it, do you? 312 00:17:23,180 --> 00:17:24,250 -Marty Seltzer? 313 00:17:24,284 --> 00:17:26,286 PENHALL: What's wrong with that? 314 00:17:26,321 --> 00:17:28,426 -It's stupid. 315 00:17:28,461 --> 00:17:30,532 You think Jerry Lewis is just a funny name? 316 00:17:30,566 --> 00:17:31,602 Huh? 317 00:17:31,636 --> 00:17:32,396 No. 318 00:17:32,430 --> 00:17:34,501 The guy's a comical genius. 319 00:17:34,536 --> 00:17:36,055 Just ask the French. 320 00:17:36,089 --> 00:17:39,023 Lewis is big box office in Paris. 321 00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:40,714 And you know why? 322 00:17:40,749 --> 00:17:43,165 Huh? 'Cause he's funny. 323 00:17:43,200 --> 00:17:45,754 Pass me those wire-cutters. 324 00:17:45,788 --> 00:17:46,962 -He is? 325 00:17:46,996 --> 00:17:48,308 -Hey, watch it, Penhall. 326 00:17:48,343 --> 00:17:49,620 He's one of the greats. 327 00:17:49,654 --> 00:17:53,141 You got him, Hope, Skelton-- very funny guys, 328 00:17:53,175 --> 00:17:55,591 these guys are, all of them. 329 00:17:55,626 --> 00:17:56,799 Except maybe Hope. 330 00:17:56,834 --> 00:17:58,560 REPORTER [ON TV]: A robbery last night in-- 331 00:17:58,594 --> 00:18:00,079 [sound cutting out] 332 00:18:00,113 --> 00:18:01,666 -Great, channel six and a half. 333 00:18:01,701 --> 00:18:03,910 -You think maybe it's my material? 334 00:18:03,944 --> 00:18:05,291 -Absolutely. 335 00:18:05,325 --> 00:18:08,639 That stuff with Stevie Wonder, him being blind and all that? 336 00:18:08,673 --> 00:18:10,675 That ain't funny. 337 00:18:10,710 --> 00:18:12,056 Head cheese? 338 00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:14,645 Personally, I happen to like head cheese. 339 00:18:14,679 --> 00:18:17,096 Never offend your audience. 340 00:18:17,130 --> 00:18:19,167 Now you want to be funny? 341 00:18:19,201 --> 00:18:20,375 Listen to me. 342 00:18:20,409 --> 00:18:21,928 -I am funny. 343 00:18:21,962 --> 00:18:23,999 -Now when do you go on again? 344 00:18:24,033 --> 00:18:26,174 -Amateur Night is every Tuesday. 345 00:18:26,208 --> 00:18:28,728 -That ain't a lot of time. 346 00:18:28,762 --> 00:18:31,075 -Just want to be as funny on stage as I am at work, 347 00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:32,421 you know? 348 00:18:32,456 --> 00:18:35,700 -Look, you're funny at work 'cause people hate being there 349 00:18:35,735 --> 00:18:38,289 and they're bored. 350 00:18:38,324 --> 00:18:40,257 You work a club, you better have a product, 351 00:18:40,291 --> 00:18:42,535 'cause people pay a cover. 352 00:18:42,569 --> 00:18:44,537 You don't make 'em laugh, it's like stealing. 353 00:18:44,571 --> 00:18:46,711 -Stealing? 354 00:18:46,746 --> 00:18:48,127 -Grand theft comedy, Penhall. 355 00:18:48,161 --> 00:18:49,576 [zap] 356 00:18:49,611 --> 00:18:50,577 [bang] 357 00:18:50,612 --> 00:18:51,544 [boom] 358 00:18:51,578 --> 00:18:52,545 [boom] 359 00:18:52,579 --> 00:18:53,546 [boom] 360 00:18:53,580 --> 00:18:54,512 [zap] 361 00:18:54,547 --> 00:18:55,789 [sizzling] 362 00:18:55,824 --> 00:18:57,481 STUDENTS [VOICEOVER]: I pledge allegiance 363 00:18:57,515 --> 00:19:00,932 to the flag of the United States of America 364 00:19:00,967 --> 00:19:06,352 and to the republic for which it stands, one nation under God, 365 00:19:06,386 --> 00:19:09,838 indivisible, with liberty and justice for all. 366 00:19:31,756 --> 00:19:32,205 -Nigger. 367 00:19:35,726 --> 00:19:36,209 Honky. 368 00:19:40,075 --> 00:19:40,834 Spic. 369 00:19:40,869 --> 00:19:41,490 Mick. 370 00:19:41,525 --> 00:19:42,042 Kike. 371 00:19:42,077 --> 00:19:42,836 Wop. 372 00:19:42,871 --> 00:19:43,458 Chink. 373 00:19:43,492 --> 00:19:43,975 Slope. 374 00:19:44,010 --> 00:19:44,838 Gook. 375 00:19:44,873 --> 00:19:45,322 Wetback. 376 00:19:51,086 --> 00:19:53,433 Well, that should cover at least some of the things 377 00:19:53,468 --> 00:19:56,850 we can say to each other that hurt. 378 00:19:56,885 --> 00:20:02,408 Not all of them, but some of them. 379 00:20:02,442 --> 00:20:06,377 Nobody could cover them all. 380 00:20:06,412 --> 00:20:09,069 And no matter on what side of those words you happen to be, 381 00:20:09,104 --> 00:20:12,280 you've got to know that there are too many of them. 382 00:20:12,314 --> 00:20:14,316 And there's always going to be more. 383 00:20:17,354 --> 00:20:20,288 So what? 384 00:20:20,322 --> 00:20:23,152 Well, I'm not the kind of guy who gets a tear in eye 385 00:20:23,187 --> 00:20:25,224 every time he hears the "I Have a Dream" speech. 386 00:20:25,258 --> 00:20:27,226 You don't have to like me. 387 00:20:27,260 --> 00:20:28,468 I don't have to like you. 388 00:20:35,337 --> 00:20:38,409 But nobody has done anything bad enough here at Lincoln High 389 00:20:38,444 --> 00:20:40,584 to make anybody hate each other. 390 00:20:43,587 --> 00:20:44,864 At least, not yet. 391 00:20:48,385 --> 00:20:59,050 H. A. T. E. Simple word. 392 00:20:59,085 --> 00:21:01,294 Four letters. 393 00:21:01,329 --> 00:21:08,025 "Hurt" has four letters too, and so does "love." 394 00:21:08,059 --> 00:21:10,683 I'm not naive enough to ask you people to love each other, 395 00:21:10,717 --> 00:21:13,617 but I can ask you to live with each other. 396 00:21:18,346 --> 00:21:21,072 Now I'm new here. 397 00:21:21,107 --> 00:21:22,867 When I came to your school, I brought a lot 398 00:21:22,902 --> 00:21:24,835 of black boys and girls with me-- 399 00:21:24,869 --> 00:21:27,286 not because I wanted to stir up trouble or act 400 00:21:27,320 --> 00:21:29,080 like some kind of bleeding heart that 401 00:21:29,115 --> 00:21:32,118 was going to turn the world into a wonderful, loving rainbow. 402 00:21:37,054 --> 00:21:38,642 I did it because I'm a man who believes 403 00:21:38,676 --> 00:21:40,229 in following the rules, and my rules 404 00:21:40,264 --> 00:21:42,784 tell me that I have to bus in a black student 405 00:21:42,818 --> 00:21:44,268 population of 22%. 406 00:21:47,616 --> 00:21:50,136 Anybody has a problem with that, I'd be glad to talk to them. 407 00:21:50,170 --> 00:21:53,519 Anybody's parents that has a problem with that 408 00:21:53,553 --> 00:21:55,072 can go to hell. 409 00:22:07,809 --> 00:22:12,676 Now on Saturday, Lincoln High has the honor 410 00:22:12,710 --> 00:22:14,574 of hosting the state finals in track. 411 00:22:17,508 --> 00:22:20,062 I'm asking all of us to look inside ourselves and find 412 00:22:20,097 --> 00:22:24,343 the one thing that we all share. 413 00:22:24,377 --> 00:22:25,792 I guess it's called pride. 414 00:22:29,417 --> 00:22:31,142 Let that pride help us act in a way 415 00:22:31,177 --> 00:22:32,730 that we can all be proud of. 416 00:22:35,699 --> 00:22:40,635 Let it help us make a little bigger footprint in the sand, 417 00:22:40,669 --> 00:22:47,607 make it a little easier for anyone who wants to follow us. 418 00:22:47,642 --> 00:22:50,334 [cheering] 419 00:22:50,369 --> 00:22:51,059 OFFICIAL: Get set. 420 00:22:51,093 --> 00:22:52,440 [gunshot] 421 00:22:52,474 --> 00:22:54,200 ANNOUNCER [ON PA]: Centrano off to fast start for Central High. 422 00:22:54,234 --> 00:22:56,236 He brings a string of six consecutive victories 423 00:22:56,271 --> 00:22:58,446 to this afternoon's meet. 424 00:22:58,480 --> 00:23:02,691 [cheering] 425 00:23:02,726 --> 00:23:04,521 ANNOUNCER [ON PA]: Sheldon for Lincoln High, 426 00:23:04,555 --> 00:23:06,557 in the number eight lane, coming up to challenge. 427 00:23:06,592 --> 00:23:09,318 But Centrano clears the last hurdle in good position. 428 00:23:09,353 --> 00:23:12,287 -Hi, anybody sitting here? 429 00:23:12,321 --> 00:23:14,254 -You're that new kid, aren't you? 430 00:23:14,289 --> 00:23:16,740 -Yeah. 431 00:23:16,774 --> 00:23:19,363 Somebody said you were kinda cute. 432 00:23:19,398 --> 00:23:20,916 -So it's a rumor. 433 00:23:20,951 --> 00:23:23,298 ANNOUNCER [ON PA]: And Centrano holds on for the victory. 434 00:23:23,332 --> 00:23:27,716 Sheldon second, and [inaudible] third for Lincoln. 435 00:23:27,751 --> 00:23:30,650 All competitors in the men's 400-meter final, 436 00:23:30,685 --> 00:23:35,103 please report to the starting line. 437 00:23:35,137 --> 00:23:36,207 [coughing and retching] 438 00:23:36,242 --> 00:23:37,554 ANNOUNCER [ON PA]: Going into the 400 meters, 439 00:23:37,588 --> 00:23:40,039 Lincoln High leads the meet with 109 points, Lafayette 440 00:23:40,073 --> 00:23:41,040 in second place-- 441 00:23:41,074 --> 00:23:43,007 -[TEARFULLY] I'm sorry, Daddy, I'm sick. 442 00:23:45,562 --> 00:23:49,220 -I used to get sick before a meet, too. 443 00:23:49,255 --> 00:23:51,568 -It's a different kind of sick. 444 00:23:51,602 --> 00:23:53,466 -Don't let 'em beat you down, baby. 445 00:23:53,501 --> 00:23:56,987 You can always tell a winner in the gate. 446 00:23:57,021 --> 00:23:58,609 You're a winner. 447 00:23:58,644 --> 00:24:02,130 -Daddy, I gotta talk to you. 448 00:24:02,164 --> 00:24:05,098 -Any time, baby. 449 00:24:05,133 --> 00:24:07,791 Win that race out there today. 450 00:24:07,825 --> 00:24:10,276 Win it in our own backyard. 451 00:24:10,310 --> 00:24:13,521 Win it for all the crap we had to wade through to get here. 452 00:24:17,766 --> 00:24:20,873 Good luck out there today, Mark. 453 00:24:20,907 --> 00:24:22,840 Nicolette. 454 00:24:22,875 --> 00:24:24,290 ANNOUNCER [ON PA]: Lincoln High is 455 00:24:24,324 --> 00:24:26,672 proud to host this year's track and field state finals, 456 00:24:26,706 --> 00:24:28,639 and we thank you for your support. 457 00:24:32,540 --> 00:24:34,507 -I thought if our parents talked like that, 458 00:24:34,542 --> 00:24:36,578 we were supposed to tell them to go to hell. 459 00:24:40,375 --> 00:24:42,791 ANNOUNCER [ON PA]: This is the final call for the men's 400 460 00:24:42,826 --> 00:24:44,172 meter. 461 00:24:44,206 --> 00:24:46,070 All competitors report to the starting line at this time. 462 00:24:52,456 --> 00:24:53,768 [cheering] 463 00:24:53,802 --> 00:24:56,356 ANNOUNCER [ON PA]: Next up, the final heat of the 400 meters, 464 00:24:56,391 --> 00:24:57,772 featuring Lincoln High's own Mark 465 00:24:57,806 --> 00:24:59,705 Hardy, holder of the state record-- 466 00:24:59,739 --> 00:25:01,430 -So, uh, who do you want to win? 467 00:25:01,465 --> 00:25:02,431 -Are you kidding? 468 00:25:02,466 --> 00:25:02,949 Mark. 469 00:25:02,984 --> 00:25:03,812 Guy's a fox. 470 00:25:03,847 --> 00:25:04,537 HANSON: Not me. 471 00:25:04,572 --> 00:25:05,711 I want Patrick Riley. 472 00:25:05,745 --> 00:25:08,783 He's my chemistry lab partner. 473 00:25:08,817 --> 00:25:11,717 -Uh, I don't want any of them to win. 474 00:25:11,751 --> 00:25:13,132 -Ah, the last American liberal. 475 00:25:13,166 --> 00:25:14,098 -Oh, come on. 476 00:25:14,133 --> 00:25:15,514 You should talk to my dad. 477 00:25:15,548 --> 00:25:17,964 HANSON: No thanks. 478 00:25:17,999 --> 00:25:21,416 -You ready? 479 00:25:21,450 --> 00:25:24,350 Good luck, man. 480 00:25:24,384 --> 00:25:27,042 You OK? 481 00:25:27,077 --> 00:25:29,355 Look, if you've got a problem with me, let's settle it. 482 00:25:29,389 --> 00:25:31,564 I mean, you're supposed to be my rabbit in this race. 483 00:25:31,599 --> 00:25:32,979 -Man, I am not anybody's rabbit. 484 00:25:33,014 --> 00:25:34,843 -That's how we got to the finals, Pat. 485 00:25:34,878 --> 00:25:37,190 Come on. 486 00:25:37,225 --> 00:25:39,710 -It's how you got to the finals. 487 00:25:39,745 --> 00:25:42,161 I just carried your candle. 488 00:25:42,195 --> 00:25:43,818 You think you can win without that? 489 00:25:43,852 --> 00:25:46,234 -I know I can. 490 00:25:46,268 --> 00:25:47,753 -Well, I know I can, too. 491 00:25:47,787 --> 00:25:53,759 And if I do, you stay the hell away from Nicki Messiah. 492 00:25:53,793 --> 00:25:56,382 Are you good enough to make that big a bet? 493 00:25:56,416 --> 00:25:58,142 ANNOUNCER [ON PA]: Runners, on your marks. 494 00:26:09,982 --> 00:26:12,605 Get set. 495 00:26:12,640 --> 00:26:13,606 [gunshot] 496 00:26:13,641 --> 00:26:18,093 [cheering] 497 00:26:26,654 --> 00:26:29,588 ANNOUNCER [ON PA]: Mark Hardy has snatched an early lead. 498 00:26:29,622 --> 00:26:33,592 [cheering] 499 00:26:42,428 --> 00:26:44,050 ANNOUNCER [ON PA]: And now Patrick Riley 500 00:26:44,085 --> 00:26:48,054 make his move, passing Mark Hardy out of the last turn. 501 00:26:48,089 --> 00:26:51,057 [cheering] 502 00:27:03,311 --> 00:27:05,520 ANNOUNCER [ON PA]: These two are racing neck-and-neck. 503 00:27:08,557 --> 00:27:11,733 We could be looking at a new record as both runners 504 00:27:11,768 --> 00:27:13,493 head for the finish line. 505 00:27:22,537 --> 00:27:24,608 -Aah! 506 00:27:24,643 --> 00:27:25,954 ANNOUNCER [ON PA]: Riley stumbles 507 00:27:25,989 --> 00:27:28,957 as his teammate Mark Hardy takes the men's 400 508 00:27:28,992 --> 00:27:33,962 meter in a record time of 45.5 seconds. 509 00:27:33,997 --> 00:27:36,931 [cheering] 510 00:27:39,968 --> 00:27:42,315 ANNOUNCER [ON PA]: And it looks as though Patrick Riley 511 00:27:42,350 --> 00:27:43,592 may have pulled a muscle. 512 00:27:43,627 --> 00:27:44,145 -No! 513 00:27:44,179 --> 00:27:44,801 Leave me alone! 514 00:27:44,835 --> 00:27:45,525 -Are you all right? 515 00:27:45,560 --> 00:27:46,216 -Just leave me alone! 516 00:27:46,250 --> 00:27:46,768 Get your hands off me! 517 00:27:46,803 --> 00:27:47,631 -You OK, man? 518 00:27:47,666 --> 00:27:48,805 -You're a real class act, Hardy. 519 00:27:48,839 --> 00:27:50,289 Who's you get to do this, huh? 520 00:27:50,323 --> 00:27:51,048 Who? 521 00:27:51,083 --> 00:27:55,052 Who'd you get to do this? 522 00:27:55,087 --> 00:27:57,089 ANNOUNCER [ON PA]: Next up, the women's 500 meter 523 00:27:57,123 --> 00:28:00,540 cross country and favorite, Lincoln High's own Nicolette 524 00:28:00,575 --> 00:28:01,024 Messiah. 525 00:28:08,514 --> 00:28:14,934 [panting] 526 00:28:20,940 --> 00:28:24,875 [sobbing] 527 00:28:49,279 --> 00:28:50,211 [horn honks] 528 00:28:50,245 --> 00:28:51,212 [tires squeal] 529 00:28:51,246 --> 00:28:53,214 [thud] 530 00:28:53,248 --> 00:28:57,183 [siren blaring] 531 00:29:22,277 --> 00:29:28,214 [voices on police radio] 532 00:29:28,249 --> 00:29:31,217 [siren blaring] 533 00:29:36,498 --> 00:29:37,637 -What do you think? 534 00:29:37,672 --> 00:29:39,536 -It doesn't matter what I think. 535 00:29:39,570 --> 00:29:41,952 The word's out all over school that some white teacher 536 00:29:41,987 --> 00:29:43,747 ran Nicki down on purpose. 537 00:29:43,782 --> 00:29:45,369 -Is that a possibility? 538 00:29:45,404 --> 00:29:47,406 -I hope not. 539 00:29:47,440 --> 00:29:49,028 I mean, I can't believe it if they did. 540 00:29:49,063 --> 00:29:50,167 -I can. 541 00:29:50,202 --> 00:29:53,722 -Well, it could've been a suicide attempt. 542 00:29:53,757 --> 00:29:54,275 -Yeah, right. 543 00:29:54,309 --> 00:29:55,345 Sorry. 544 00:29:55,379 --> 00:29:56,760 It's just that when I hear things like, 545 00:29:56,795 --> 00:29:59,038 "I can't believe it," it makes me a little nuts. 546 00:29:59,073 --> 00:30:01,178 I'm still not buying the attempted suicide excuse. 547 00:30:01,213 --> 00:30:03,491 I mean, Nicki Messiah's a beautiful girl, had everything 548 00:30:03,525 --> 00:30:04,492 going for her. 549 00:30:04,526 --> 00:30:06,459 Why would she try and kill herself? 550 00:30:06,494 --> 00:30:08,116 -'Cause maybe the rainbow wasn't enough. 551 00:30:11,395 --> 00:30:13,777 -That was my wife's favorite play. 552 00:30:13,812 --> 00:30:14,467 -Mine, too. 553 00:30:17,816 --> 00:30:19,783 -So what's gonna happen now? 554 00:30:19,818 --> 00:30:20,819 -Who knows? 555 00:30:20,853 --> 00:30:24,546 There could be some kind of retaliation. 556 00:30:24,581 --> 00:30:27,791 -All right, you stay close to her. 557 00:30:27,826 --> 00:30:28,274 -Okey-doke. 558 00:30:39,907 --> 00:30:43,427 -Being black's been very different for you. 559 00:30:43,462 --> 00:30:45,602 -I know. 560 00:30:45,636 --> 00:30:49,226 -It's hard for me to say I'm sorry about how I feel, 561 00:30:49,261 --> 00:30:50,193 but I'm trying. 562 00:30:50,227 --> 00:30:52,505 -I know that, too. 563 00:30:52,540 --> 00:30:54,093 -I'm confused. 564 00:30:54,128 --> 00:30:55,336 -Still? 565 00:30:55,370 --> 00:30:56,337 -Yeah, still. 566 00:30:56,371 --> 00:30:58,235 Listen, I gotta ask you this. 567 00:30:58,270 --> 00:31:00,375 Am I funny? 568 00:31:00,410 --> 00:31:01,756 -No. 569 00:31:01,790 --> 00:31:03,102 Excuse me. 570 00:31:03,137 --> 00:31:03,723 -Is that true? 571 00:31:03,758 --> 00:31:04,552 -Sometimes. 572 00:31:04,586 --> 00:31:05,553 -Hey, are you coming on Tuesday? 573 00:31:05,587 --> 00:31:06,761 -I don't know. 574 00:31:06,795 --> 00:31:08,521 Hoffs, um, you got a minute? 575 00:31:13,250 --> 00:31:13,733 -Nice. 576 00:31:17,703 --> 00:31:19,601 -I told you, only next of kin are 577 00:31:19,636 --> 00:31:21,776 allowed to see Miss Messiah. 578 00:31:21,810 --> 00:31:24,917 -And I told you that I am her next of kin. 579 00:31:24,952 --> 00:31:26,263 I mean I'm her boyfriend. 580 00:31:26,298 --> 00:31:27,230 PRINCIPAL MESSIAH: Mark. 581 00:31:33,236 --> 00:31:34,444 What are you doing here? 582 00:31:34,478 --> 00:31:36,411 -I want to see her. 583 00:31:36,446 --> 00:31:39,863 -I think you've done enough already. 584 00:31:39,898 --> 00:31:42,555 Nurse, no one sees my daughter. 585 00:31:46,076 --> 00:31:50,287 -Mr. Messiah, is she going to be OK? 586 00:31:50,322 --> 00:31:50,909 Is she? 587 00:31:55,706 --> 00:31:57,916 Is she going to be OK? 588 00:31:57,950 --> 00:31:59,538 -Why don't you just go home? 589 00:32:10,135 --> 00:32:11,757 -Who's that? 590 00:32:11,791 --> 00:32:13,207 HANSON: That's Mark Hardy. 591 00:32:13,241 --> 00:32:15,588 Guys, like, perfect in school. 592 00:32:15,623 --> 00:32:17,073 AOKI: What's he doing here? 593 00:32:17,107 --> 00:32:17,936 -I don't know. 594 00:32:17,970 --> 00:32:19,385 Maybe he's a friend of Nicki's. 595 00:32:22,802 --> 00:32:25,184 [keys jingling] 596 00:32:25,219 --> 00:32:27,704 -Hey, Hardy! 597 00:32:27,738 --> 00:32:28,670 [gunshot] 598 00:32:28,705 --> 00:32:29,671 [gunshot] 599 00:32:34,642 --> 00:32:37,369 -Aaah! 600 00:32:37,403 --> 00:32:38,094 -Freeze! 601 00:32:38,128 --> 00:32:38,922 Police! 602 00:32:38,957 --> 00:32:41,821 [gunshot] 603 00:32:41,856 --> 00:32:42,822 -Stay with him! 604 00:33:02,256 --> 00:33:04,741 [steam hissing] 605 00:33:44,953 --> 00:33:48,336 -[SHOUTING] All right, just be cool and nobody gets hurt. 606 00:33:48,371 --> 00:33:52,133 PATRICK: [SHOUTING] What are you doing here, man? 607 00:33:52,168 --> 00:33:52,651 -Patrick. 608 00:33:57,000 --> 00:33:58,312 Come on, Patrick. 609 00:33:58,346 --> 00:33:58,898 Easy. 610 00:33:58,933 --> 00:33:59,796 Drop the gun. 611 00:34:02,799 --> 00:34:04,663 -[SHOUTING] What are you doing here, man? 612 00:34:04,697 --> 00:34:05,526 -I'm here. 613 00:34:05,560 --> 00:34:06,975 What difference does it make? 614 00:34:07,010 --> 00:34:10,841 -It makes a hell of a difference, man. 615 00:34:10,876 --> 00:34:13,085 You gonna bust this renegade nigger? 616 00:34:13,120 --> 00:34:14,569 -I'm a cop working undercover. 617 00:34:14,604 --> 00:34:15,398 -Yeah? 618 00:34:15,432 --> 00:34:18,539 You're doing a hell of a job. 619 00:34:18,573 --> 00:34:20,782 Look, man, I like you. 620 00:34:20,817 --> 00:34:22,991 Just stay out of this. 621 00:34:23,026 --> 00:34:23,992 -I can't. 622 00:34:30,896 --> 00:34:32,173 Come on, drop the gun, Patrick. 623 00:34:36,591 --> 00:34:39,456 -Why should I? 624 00:34:39,491 --> 00:34:41,389 -Because this is wrong. 625 00:34:41,424 --> 00:34:41,907 -Hah! 626 00:34:41,941 --> 00:34:42,459 Wrong? 627 00:34:42,494 --> 00:34:43,840 This is wrong? 628 00:34:43,874 --> 00:34:45,255 Come on, man. 629 00:34:45,290 --> 00:34:47,223 Nicki's in the hospital. 630 00:34:47,257 --> 00:34:50,329 -So you kill someone else? 631 00:34:50,364 --> 00:34:51,330 -He's dead? 632 00:34:56,094 --> 00:34:57,095 -Drop the gun, Patrick. 633 00:35:01,133 --> 00:35:02,583 [gun clatters on floor] 634 00:35:12,110 --> 00:35:14,560 [monitor beeping] 635 00:35:14,595 --> 00:35:16,079 -[WEAKLY] Daddy? 636 00:35:16,114 --> 00:35:17,080 -Hi, baby. 637 00:35:21,084 --> 00:35:25,537 -I-- I wanted to die. 638 00:35:25,571 --> 00:35:27,055 -But you didn't. 639 00:35:30,058 --> 00:35:33,510 -I'm sorry. 640 00:35:33,545 --> 00:35:37,031 -Don't be sorry. 641 00:35:37,065 --> 00:35:40,483 -Is my baby OK? 642 00:35:40,517 --> 00:35:42,485 -Yes. 643 00:35:42,519 --> 00:35:45,004 Yes. 644 00:35:45,039 --> 00:35:47,006 -Do you know whose it is? 645 00:35:50,320 --> 00:35:50,803 -Mark. 646 00:35:54,048 --> 00:35:55,463 -I love him, Daddy. 647 00:36:00,917 --> 00:36:02,332 Don't hate me, Daddy. 648 00:36:07,579 --> 00:36:09,719 BOYD [VOICEOVER]: We gonna let these shines get away 649 00:36:09,753 --> 00:36:10,547 with this? 650 00:36:10,582 --> 00:36:12,239 CROWD: No! 651 00:36:12,273 --> 00:36:14,655 -Are we gonna let Patrick Riley and his brothers 652 00:36:14,689 --> 00:36:16,657 blow a hole in Mark Hardy? 653 00:36:16,691 --> 00:36:19,038 I mean, come on, now, he's one of our best! 654 00:36:19,073 --> 00:36:20,971 CROWD: No! 655 00:36:21,006 --> 00:36:24,665 -Now they say we can't even get into our own school. 656 00:36:24,699 --> 00:36:27,012 We need a day off to cool out! 657 00:36:27,046 --> 00:36:30,153 Well I don't want to cool out! 658 00:36:30,188 --> 00:36:31,810 And I'm not gonna let 'em try and run us 659 00:36:31,844 --> 00:36:34,295 off from where our parents worked to get us to. 660 00:36:34,330 --> 00:36:36,366 My old man moved out of that cesspool 661 00:36:36,401 --> 00:36:39,058 so he could raise his family right. 662 00:36:39,093 --> 00:36:41,129 Now they're moving right back in again. 663 00:36:41,164 --> 00:36:43,822 -Who says you was raised right, Boyd? 664 00:36:43,856 --> 00:36:45,686 [laughter] 665 00:36:45,720 --> 00:36:47,032 -You love 'em so much, Walter? 666 00:36:47,066 --> 00:36:49,621 Why don't you go live with 'em, huh? 667 00:36:49,655 --> 00:36:51,519 Why don't let 'em take your dad's job. 668 00:36:51,554 --> 00:36:54,108 -Since when your daddy have a job to take? 669 00:36:54,142 --> 00:36:55,385 [laughter] 670 00:36:55,420 --> 00:36:55,937 CROWD: Ooooh. 671 00:36:55,972 --> 00:36:58,733 Ohhh. 672 00:36:58,768 --> 00:37:00,356 -Since today. 673 00:37:00,390 --> 00:37:01,426 [snick] 674 00:37:01,460 --> 00:37:03,773 -The day I start getting one back for him. 675 00:37:03,807 --> 00:37:04,981 CROWD: Yeah! 676 00:37:05,015 --> 00:37:09,537 BOYD: Today is the day we take back what's ours! 677 00:37:09,572 --> 00:37:10,952 CROWD: Yeah! 678 00:37:10,987 --> 00:37:15,267 [cheering and shouting] 679 00:37:15,302 --> 00:37:17,304 -You think this is a good idea? 680 00:37:17,338 --> 00:37:18,822 -I doubt it. 681 00:37:18,857 --> 00:37:20,548 We've still got a job to do. 682 00:37:20,583 --> 00:37:21,653 Let's get inside. 683 00:37:21,687 --> 00:37:23,275 -Maybe we should just radio in to Fuller. 684 00:37:23,310 --> 00:37:24,759 -What, and make him right? 685 00:37:24,794 --> 00:37:26,244 -No. 686 00:37:26,278 --> 00:37:27,106 OK, OK, I'm here. 687 00:37:27,141 --> 00:37:28,349 I'm just a little worried, OK? 688 00:37:28,384 --> 00:37:29,868 -Well, don't be. 689 00:37:29,902 --> 00:37:30,869 You're with me. 690 00:37:30,903 --> 00:37:31,835 -Oh, I forgot. 691 00:37:31,870 --> 00:37:32,836 The Fonz. 692 00:37:45,711 --> 00:37:46,712 -[SHOUTING] Nigger lover! 693 00:38:13,532 --> 00:38:15,914 STUDENT: OK, so Nicki's gonna be all right. 694 00:38:15,948 --> 00:38:17,985 But how do we know they still didn't do it to her? 695 00:38:18,019 --> 00:38:19,987 -Well, we don't. 696 00:38:20,021 --> 00:38:23,335 But those guys outside know that Patrick Riley shot Mark. 697 00:38:23,370 --> 00:38:25,441 -Yeah, but who started it, man? 698 00:38:25,475 --> 00:38:28,616 I mean, you come in here after the fact and under a badge? 699 00:38:28,651 --> 00:38:30,342 [students agree] 700 00:38:30,377 --> 00:38:32,344 -Maybe we shouldn't believe you either. 701 00:38:32,379 --> 00:38:34,622 [students agree] 702 00:38:34,657 --> 00:38:36,659 -Maybe not. 703 00:38:36,693 --> 00:38:37,798 -Hey, how is Hardy? 704 00:38:37,832 --> 00:38:38,937 -Yo, who cares, man? 705 00:38:38,971 --> 00:38:40,387 -Hey, man, I do. 706 00:38:43,010 --> 00:38:44,218 I mean, he's my quarterback. 707 00:38:44,252 --> 00:38:46,358 -Well, he ain't gonna be throwing passes for a while, 708 00:38:46,393 --> 00:38:47,532 but I hear he's OK. 709 00:38:47,566 --> 00:38:48,912 -So what you saying? 710 00:38:48,947 --> 00:38:50,397 We should just sit back and take it? 711 00:38:50,431 --> 00:38:52,191 -What I'm saying is that somebody 712 00:38:52,226 --> 00:38:54,953 should try to do what's right. 713 00:38:54,987 --> 00:38:55,885 -Tch. 714 00:38:55,919 --> 00:38:57,231 You can afford to do what's right. 715 00:38:57,265 --> 00:38:57,990 You're white. 716 00:38:58,025 --> 00:38:58,957 STUDENT: That's right. 717 00:38:58,991 --> 00:39:00,441 That's right. 718 00:39:00,476 --> 00:39:01,200 -Me? 719 00:39:01,235 --> 00:39:03,133 I gotta protect myself. 720 00:39:03,168 --> 00:39:04,480 I'm gonna do what I got to do. 721 00:39:04,514 --> 00:39:05,757 -Yeah, that's right. 722 00:39:05,791 --> 00:39:06,654 -Yeah. 723 00:39:06,689 --> 00:39:09,899 [students agree] 724 00:39:09,933 --> 00:39:11,383 -Nicki's pregnant, isn't she? 725 00:39:16,802 --> 00:39:19,322 -Who are you? 726 00:39:19,357 --> 00:39:21,324 -We're cops. 727 00:39:21,359 --> 00:39:22,325 -Terrific. 728 00:39:22,360 --> 00:39:23,533 Come on, this is getting a little ridic-- 729 00:39:23,568 --> 00:39:26,294 -Look, Mark, it's your baby, isn't it? 730 00:39:30,264 --> 00:39:30,713 -Yes. 731 00:39:35,200 --> 00:39:36,753 I didn't want her to have an abortion. 732 00:39:39,756 --> 00:39:42,138 -Is that why Nicki tried to kill herself? 733 00:39:42,172 --> 00:39:43,829 -There's a lot more to it than that. 734 00:39:43,864 --> 00:39:50,042 It's everything-- the baby, her father, kids at school. 735 00:39:53,874 --> 00:39:56,601 -Who thought this was racially motivated attempted murder. 736 00:39:59,569 --> 00:40:00,708 And you didn't say anything? 737 00:40:03,746 --> 00:40:06,196 Why? 738 00:40:06,231 --> 00:40:09,683 -You gotta help us. 739 00:40:09,717 --> 00:40:16,137 [siren blaring] 740 00:40:16,172 --> 00:40:19,106 [kids shouting] 741 00:40:22,627 --> 00:40:23,559 -[YELLING] All right! 742 00:40:23,593 --> 00:40:24,560 Let's do this! 743 00:40:24,594 --> 00:40:30,531 [cheer goes up] 744 00:40:30,566 --> 00:40:32,533 -[YELLING] Be knocked out of our own school? 745 00:40:32,568 --> 00:40:34,535 CROWD: No! 746 00:40:34,570 --> 00:40:38,021 [helicopter zooms overhead] 747 00:40:58,973 --> 00:41:00,354 [SHOUTING] There they are, man! 748 00:41:00,388 --> 00:41:00,941 Let's get 'em! 749 00:41:24,378 --> 00:41:26,829 [sirens blaring] 750 00:41:26,863 --> 00:41:37,287 [horn honking] 751 00:41:37,322 --> 00:41:39,289 [boom] 752 00:41:39,324 --> 00:41:41,291 [boom] 753 00:41:41,326 --> 00:41:50,715 [horn honking] 754 00:41:57,722 --> 00:42:01,208 [voices on police radio] 755 00:42:13,185 --> 00:42:21,124 [coughing] 756 00:42:25,197 --> 00:42:28,856 -No one tried to kill me. 757 00:42:28,891 --> 00:42:31,549 -Look, you ain't got to cover up but nobody. 758 00:42:31,583 --> 00:42:33,585 -Not after what they did to you. 759 00:42:33,620 --> 00:42:36,277 -I'm not. 760 00:42:36,312 --> 00:42:37,831 I tried to kill myself. 761 00:42:44,216 --> 00:42:48,048 I tried to do that because I'm going to have a baby. 762 00:42:48,082 --> 00:42:49,981 [murmurs] 763 00:42:54,848 --> 00:42:56,332 -It's our baby. 764 00:42:56,366 --> 00:43:01,268 [surprised murmurs] 765 00:43:01,302 --> 00:43:03,753 -And we're going to have it together, 766 00:43:03,788 --> 00:43:06,204 whether you people like it or not. 767 00:43:12,244 --> 00:43:17,733 So if you want to kill each other, find a better reason. 768 00:43:38,236 --> 00:43:39,582 [laughter] 769 00:43:39,617 --> 00:43:42,447 -[RAPPING] 'Cause I'm a stand-up comic, well, that's my line. 770 00:43:42,481 --> 00:43:50,179 And I'd like to know your zodiac-- z-z-z-zodiac-- z-z-z-- 771 00:43:50,213 --> 00:43:52,008 z-z-z-zodiac sign. 772 00:43:52,043 --> 00:43:54,114 -Could someone tell me what I'm doing here? 773 00:43:54,148 --> 00:43:55,667 -Relax, Captain, Penhall's struggling 774 00:43:55,702 --> 00:43:56,564 with a career change. 775 00:43:56,599 --> 00:43:57,669 Give him a break. 776 00:43:57,704 --> 00:44:00,430 -Hey, at $10 a cover, I hope he makes it. 777 00:44:00,465 --> 00:44:04,780 -And then they talk about a sock missing from a dryer. 778 00:44:04,814 --> 00:44:05,297 But-- 779 00:44:05,332 --> 00:44:06,574 -Hey. 780 00:44:06,609 --> 00:44:08,335 I thought you were going on. 781 00:44:08,369 --> 00:44:09,681 -No way. 782 00:44:09,716 --> 00:44:13,616 -'Cause when I hit the stage, well, I'm doing my thing. 783 00:44:13,651 --> 00:44:18,966 I'm more like LL Cool J than I am like Alan King. 784 00:44:19,001 --> 00:44:24,696 [cheering and applause] 785 00:44:24,731 --> 00:44:26,905 -Ladies and gentlemen, the next guy is a janitor. 786 00:44:26,940 --> 00:44:27,872 That god, he's last. 787 00:44:27,906 --> 00:44:29,528 Someone's got to clean up this place. 788 00:44:29,563 --> 00:44:30,357 I kid out of love. 789 00:44:30,391 --> 00:44:31,565 Hello. 790 00:44:31,599 --> 00:44:33,118 Ladies and gentlemen, let's welcome to our stage 791 00:44:33,153 --> 00:44:36,743 the comedy stylings of Sal Banducci. 792 00:44:36,777 --> 00:44:37,605 Sal? 793 00:44:37,640 --> 00:44:41,575 [cheering and applause] 794 00:44:41,609 --> 00:44:43,059 -Sal, here you go. 795 00:44:43,094 --> 00:44:46,545 Good luck, man. 796 00:44:46,580 --> 00:44:47,546 Sal? 797 00:44:47,581 --> 00:44:48,996 Man, Sal Banducci? 798 00:44:49,031 --> 00:44:50,204 Is that another stage name? 799 00:44:50,239 --> 00:44:51,654 -Hey, no way, bub. 800 00:44:51,689 --> 00:44:53,518 I didn't change mine, 'cause once I knew you, 801 00:44:53,552 --> 00:44:55,416 my parents changed theirs. 802 00:44:55,451 --> 00:44:56,383 [laughter] 803 00:44:56,417 --> 00:44:57,798 EMCEE: All right, yeah. 804 00:44:57,833 --> 00:45:00,663 Yeah! 805 00:45:00,698 --> 00:45:02,872 -Sorry I'm late, but I tell ya-- driving in tonight, 806 00:45:02,907 --> 00:45:05,495 I heard something that just freaked me out. 807 00:45:05,530 --> 00:45:08,671 Stevie Wonder was arrested for murder. 808 00:45:08,706 --> 00:45:13,641 [laughter and applause] 809 00:45:13,676 --> 00:45:15,126 MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR. [VOICEOVER]: 810 00:45:15,160 --> 00:45:20,925 I still have a dream It is a dream deeply rooted 811 00:45:20,959 --> 00:45:23,790 in the American dream. 812 00:45:23,824 --> 00:45:30,037 I have a dream that one day, this nation 813 00:45:30,072 --> 00:45:36,319 will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed. 814 00:45:36,354 --> 00:45:39,875 "We hold these truths to be self-evident, 815 00:45:39,909 --> 00:45:42,291 that all men are created equal." 816 00:45:42,325 --> 00:45:50,057 [applause and cheering] 817 00:45:50,092 --> 00:45:51,576 MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR. [VOICEOVER]: 818 00:45:51,610 --> 00:45:58,376 I have a dream that one day on the red hills of Georgia, 819 00:45:58,410 --> 00:46:01,551 the sons of former slaves and the sons 820 00:46:01,586 --> 00:46:06,729 of former slave-owners, will be able to sit down together 821 00:46:06,764 --> 00:46:08,420 at the table of brotherhood. 822 00:46:08,455 --> 00:46:09,525 I have a dream. 823 00:46:16,981 --> 00:46:17,947 [typing] 824 00:46:17,982 --> 00:46:18,568 [ding] 825 00:46:18,603 --> 00:46:22,603 [music playing]