1 00:00:08,387 --> 00:00:12,288 [music playing] 2 00:00:17,776 --> 00:00:20,158 THEME SONG: We never thought of finding 3 00:00:20,192 --> 00:00:22,643 a place where we belong. 4 00:00:22,677 --> 00:00:28,062 Don't have to stand alone, we'll never let you fall. 5 00:00:28,097 --> 00:00:33,516 Don't need permission to decide what you believe. 6 00:00:33,550 --> 00:00:35,966 You gotta learn something when we meet you after school. 7 00:00:36,001 --> 00:00:40,385 I said jump, down on Jump Street. 8 00:00:40,419 --> 00:00:46,322 Said jump, down on Jump Street. 9 00:00:46,356 --> 00:00:51,258 Your friends will be there when your back is to the wall. 10 00:00:51,292 --> 00:00:56,194 You'll find you need us, 'cause there's no one else to call. 11 00:00:56,228 --> 00:01:01,130 When it was hopeless, a decision's what you need. 12 00:01:01,164 --> 00:01:05,099 You better be ready, 'cause you're running out of time. 13 00:01:05,134 --> 00:01:06,100 Say jump. 14 00:01:06,135 --> 00:01:08,551 21 Jump Street. 15 00:01:08,585 --> 00:01:13,107 [cheering] 16 00:01:13,142 --> 00:01:14,729 NOREEN: Mom, would you give me a break? 17 00:01:14,764 --> 00:01:15,937 I mean, come on. 18 00:01:15,972 --> 00:01:17,456 I got to hear this every 10 seconds. 19 00:01:17,491 --> 00:01:18,423 -What's the difference? 20 00:01:18,457 --> 00:01:19,527 You only listen for one. 21 00:01:19,562 --> 00:01:21,909 Come on, anorexia, dinner. 22 00:01:21,943 --> 00:01:23,393 Real food, remember? 23 00:01:23,428 --> 00:01:25,085 -OK. 24 00:01:25,119 --> 00:01:26,086 Prehistoric. 25 00:01:26,120 --> 00:01:28,502 Pack some fat around the old heart. 26 00:01:28,536 --> 00:01:30,918 [music playing on stereo] 27 00:01:30,952 --> 00:01:32,920 -Do we have to listen to that? 28 00:01:32,954 --> 00:01:33,852 -She's your daughter. 29 00:01:33,886 --> 00:01:35,578 -Yes, but she listens to you. 30 00:01:35,612 --> 00:01:36,958 -Only for a second. 31 00:01:36,993 --> 00:01:38,891 The rest is just white noise. 32 00:01:38,926 --> 00:01:40,272 -Hey, Daddy. 33 00:01:40,307 --> 00:01:42,999 Did you know Sherri's old man got busted for drunk driving? 34 00:01:43,033 --> 00:01:44,656 Her mom went nuts. 35 00:01:44,690 --> 00:01:47,072 -I don't think that's any of our business, Noreen. 36 00:01:47,107 --> 00:01:49,626 Mr. Bommler is a client of your father's. 37 00:01:49,661 --> 00:01:52,422 And I hope you don't call him the old man. 38 00:01:52,457 --> 00:01:53,941 -Well, he is an old man. 39 00:01:53,975 --> 00:01:55,080 -Of course. 40 00:01:55,115 --> 00:01:56,254 Married to an old lady. 41 00:01:56,288 --> 00:01:58,946 -I thought you didn't like Sherri anymore. 42 00:01:58,980 --> 00:02:00,189 -Well, I don't. 43 00:02:00,223 --> 00:02:03,088 But I think her old man getting busted is pretty neat. 44 00:02:03,123 --> 00:02:04,503 -He didn't get busted. 45 00:02:04,538 --> 00:02:05,987 Criminals get busted. 46 00:02:06,022 --> 00:02:08,162 Mr. Bommler was arrested. 47 00:02:08,197 --> 00:02:10,199 -[inaudible] out of his mind. 48 00:02:10,233 --> 00:02:11,993 I saw him a couple of weeks ago, coming out 49 00:02:12,028 --> 00:02:13,167 of that dump on Elmwood. 50 00:02:13,202 --> 00:02:15,411 He needed a compass to find his own hands. 51 00:02:15,445 --> 00:02:18,483 -So tell me, how's the clarinet coming? 52 00:02:18,517 --> 00:02:19,622 -Ah, terrific. 53 00:02:19,656 --> 00:02:21,831 You're turning boredom into an art form. 54 00:02:21,865 --> 00:02:24,074 -Now Kenny, that's the same clarinet 55 00:02:24,109 --> 00:02:26,353 your father learned to play when he was your age. 56 00:02:26,387 --> 00:02:28,251 -Ah, yeah, must come in real handy 57 00:02:28,286 --> 00:02:30,667 when he has to serenade some doofus into a whole life 58 00:02:30,702 --> 00:02:31,875 policy. 59 00:02:31,910 --> 00:02:35,155 -Just what is it about me that you don't respect? 60 00:02:35,189 --> 00:02:36,466 -Nothing. 61 00:02:36,501 --> 00:02:38,675 I just think the clarinet stinks. 62 00:02:38,710 --> 00:02:40,401 -So does the meatloaf. 63 00:02:40,436 --> 00:02:43,853 [screaming] 64 00:02:43,887 --> 00:02:45,337 -Shut up! 65 00:02:45,372 --> 00:02:47,822 Shut up! 66 00:02:47,857 --> 00:02:49,169 Stay quiet, stay alive. 67 00:02:49,203 --> 00:02:50,031 -[crying] 68 00:02:50,066 --> 00:02:51,826 -Diane, please, do what he says. 69 00:02:51,861 --> 00:02:54,104 Listen, we'll do-- we'll do anything you want. 70 00:02:54,139 --> 00:02:56,106 Just don't hurt anybody. 71 00:02:56,141 --> 00:02:57,832 What-- what do you want? 72 00:02:57,867 --> 00:02:59,938 -Ask your little no-color choir boy, huh? 73 00:02:59,972 --> 00:03:00,628 -[shout] 74 00:03:00,663 --> 00:03:02,492 -You owe me six grand. 75 00:03:02,527 --> 00:03:03,321 -Oh! 76 00:03:03,355 --> 00:03:05,185 -Kenny, do you know these boys? 77 00:03:05,219 --> 00:03:07,014 -Mom, please! 78 00:03:07,048 --> 00:03:07,877 Look, guys. 79 00:03:07,911 --> 00:03:08,774 I'll get it. 80 00:03:08,809 --> 00:03:10,259 I just need more time. 81 00:03:10,293 --> 00:03:10,776 -Get it? 82 00:03:10,811 --> 00:03:11,260 Get what? 83 00:03:11,294 --> 00:03:13,986 What is-- 84 00:03:14,021 --> 00:03:16,265 -Time's up. 85 00:03:16,299 --> 00:03:17,680 There's a new Jag in the driveway. 86 00:03:17,714 --> 00:03:21,028 Come on, give up the keys. 87 00:03:21,062 --> 00:03:22,132 -Give him the keys. 88 00:03:22,167 --> 00:03:24,204 Or we take little sister here to the prom. 89 00:03:30,934 --> 00:03:34,248 It was nice meeting you folks. 90 00:03:34,283 --> 00:03:36,492 Sorry we can't stay for dinner. 91 00:04:00,378 --> 00:04:02,345 KENNY: Just forget it, will you please? 92 00:04:02,380 --> 00:04:03,346 -I'm calling the police. 93 00:04:03,381 --> 00:04:03,829 -No, don't! 94 00:04:03,864 --> 00:04:04,520 -Stop! 95 00:04:04,554 --> 00:04:06,315 They were gonna kill us. 96 00:04:06,349 --> 00:04:08,282 -No, damn it, no! 97 00:04:08,317 --> 00:04:09,283 -Kenny, what's-- 98 00:04:09,318 --> 00:04:10,042 -Please. 99 00:04:10,077 --> 00:04:13,011 -How's he into this thing? 100 00:04:13,045 --> 00:04:15,393 I am calling the police. 101 00:04:15,427 --> 00:04:18,258 -You call them, and they will kill me. 102 00:04:18,292 --> 00:04:19,707 [toilet flushing] 103 00:04:19,742 --> 00:04:20,915 MAN: Never happen, kid. 104 00:04:20,950 --> 00:04:21,709 Never. 105 00:04:21,744 --> 00:04:23,366 KID: Why not? 106 00:04:23,401 --> 00:04:25,851 MAN: Because cops ain't some kind of cowboy 107 00:04:25,886 --> 00:04:28,268 that run into the middle of a shootout and sling lead. 108 00:04:28,302 --> 00:04:30,304 Police work's a science now. 109 00:04:30,339 --> 00:04:31,340 You got the computers. 110 00:04:31,374 --> 00:04:32,893 You got your forensic. 111 00:04:32,927 --> 00:04:34,550 And you got your wimpy public defender 112 00:04:34,584 --> 00:04:36,103 who will spit your case out of court 113 00:04:36,137 --> 00:04:38,070 and let you ask his client what kind of rosary 114 00:04:38,105 --> 00:04:39,934 his mother used to pray for him on. 115 00:04:39,969 --> 00:04:40,418 -Yeah, yeah. 116 00:04:40,452 --> 00:04:40,970 I know. 117 00:04:41,004 --> 00:04:42,212 But listen. 118 00:04:42,247 --> 00:04:45,457 Let's say we get a call, a 415. 119 00:04:45,492 --> 00:04:47,287 We got six guys with knives and chains 120 00:04:47,321 --> 00:04:50,082 who are ready to do some damage on some cops, cops 121 00:04:50,117 --> 00:04:50,945 who happen to be us. 122 00:04:50,980 --> 00:04:52,015 What then? 123 00:04:52,050 --> 00:04:54,880 -[belch] We leave. 124 00:04:54,915 --> 00:04:55,847 -Get out. 125 00:04:55,881 --> 00:04:59,437 [dispatch on radio] 126 00:05:02,302 --> 00:05:04,096 OK. 127 00:05:04,131 --> 00:05:06,720 But we can't, because they got some lady with them 128 00:05:06,754 --> 00:05:08,411 and she's screaming for help, huh? 129 00:05:08,446 --> 00:05:09,757 -We still leave. 130 00:05:09,792 --> 00:05:10,689 -I don't. 131 00:05:10,724 --> 00:05:12,622 -You do if you're with me, poncho. 132 00:05:12,657 --> 00:05:14,486 I got six months left in this stage play, 133 00:05:14,521 --> 00:05:18,076 and I'm not going up in smoke on a 415 for some little old lady 134 00:05:18,110 --> 00:05:19,353 screaming for help. 135 00:05:19,388 --> 00:05:21,286 My old lady screamed for help. 136 00:05:21,321 --> 00:05:22,149 Big deal. 137 00:05:22,183 --> 00:05:24,358 I take it to the movies. 138 00:05:24,393 --> 00:05:26,222 -Is that what they taught you in the Academy? 139 00:05:26,256 --> 00:05:29,639 -30 years ago there wasn't any Academy, just the streets. 140 00:05:29,674 --> 00:05:31,814 You rode in the backseat of a black and white 141 00:05:31,848 --> 00:05:33,678 for a week and a half, and you got to go to grade school 142 00:05:33,712 --> 00:05:35,645 on a couple of guys who were trying to kill each other 143 00:05:35,680 --> 00:05:37,302 or taking stuff that wasn't theirs. 144 00:05:37,337 --> 00:05:38,821 It was simple then. 145 00:05:38,855 --> 00:05:42,065 But like I say, police work's a science now. 146 00:05:42,100 --> 00:05:44,999 From what I hear about you, the Academy 147 00:05:45,034 --> 00:05:48,382 must have a new "John Wayne goes to cop school" cause. 148 00:05:48,417 --> 00:05:50,695 Last two guys you rode with both ended up in the clinic 149 00:05:50,729 --> 00:05:52,628 with busted noses. 150 00:05:52,662 --> 00:05:55,216 Seems you like to roll in hot and kick tails. 151 00:05:55,251 --> 00:05:56,701 -I don't want to kick tails. 152 00:05:56,735 --> 00:05:58,427 -Yeah, you do. 153 00:05:58,461 --> 00:05:59,945 Because with that baby face you got, 154 00:05:59,980 --> 00:06:02,258 everybody's been kicking yours since the seventh grade. 155 00:06:04,950 --> 00:06:06,642 I knew your dad. 156 00:06:06,676 --> 00:06:10,404 He was a good cop. 157 00:06:10,439 --> 00:06:12,199 One thing for sure, he was a hell of a lot 158 00:06:12,233 --> 00:06:13,545 bigger than you are. 159 00:06:13,580 --> 00:06:15,927 DISPATCH [ON RADIO]: One zebra six, code one. 160 00:06:15,961 --> 00:06:19,033 -Well, maybe that's why I made such a good target. 161 00:06:19,068 --> 00:06:21,415 -Yeah. 162 00:06:21,450 --> 00:06:22,830 One zebra six, go. 163 00:06:22,865 --> 00:06:24,280 DISPATCH [ON RADIO]: A 211 report 164 00:06:24,314 --> 00:06:27,248 at 729 Sycamore, corner of Herman. 165 00:06:27,283 --> 00:06:30,493 -One zero six rolling, over. 166 00:06:30,528 --> 00:06:31,908 -Wait, wait, wait. 167 00:06:31,943 --> 00:06:32,737 What about the tray? 168 00:06:32,771 --> 00:06:34,497 -Forget the tray. 169 00:06:34,532 --> 00:06:37,638 -[grunt] Thank you! 170 00:06:37,673 --> 00:06:41,815 [sirens] 171 00:06:41,849 --> 00:06:44,438 -You say you never saw these guys before. 172 00:06:44,473 --> 00:06:45,128 -Well, no. 173 00:06:45,163 --> 00:06:47,545 I'm in insurance. 174 00:06:47,579 --> 00:06:49,823 -Well then, at this point, I hope that Jaguar of yours 175 00:06:49,857 --> 00:06:51,169 is covered. 176 00:06:51,203 --> 00:06:53,102 Because unless I get something to go on, it's going to be 177 00:06:53,136 --> 00:06:55,932 [inaudible] and sold in pieces by tomorrow noon. 178 00:06:55,967 --> 00:06:57,347 -He won't tell me anything. 179 00:06:57,382 --> 00:06:59,039 He's locked himself in his room. 180 00:06:59,073 --> 00:07:01,593 --[laugh] Last time he did that was when you wouldn't let him 181 00:07:01,628 --> 00:07:04,354 go to the Eurythmics concert 'cause he got a D in gym. 182 00:07:04,389 --> 00:07:05,666 What a star my brother is. 183 00:07:05,701 --> 00:07:07,772 He can't even throw a baseball. 184 00:07:07,806 --> 00:07:09,359 Hey, are you old enough to be a cop? 185 00:07:09,394 --> 00:07:12,328 You look just like that kid in "Pretty in Pink." 186 00:07:12,362 --> 00:07:15,745 -Yeah, but we don't let him wear pink anymore. 187 00:07:15,780 --> 00:07:17,816 Attracts attention. 188 00:07:17,851 --> 00:07:18,368 -Miss? 189 00:07:18,403 --> 00:07:18,852 -Hm? 190 00:07:21,510 --> 00:07:23,788 -Do you think there may be the possibility of your older 191 00:07:23,822 --> 00:07:26,342 brother Kenneth having previous knowledge of the suspected 192 00:07:26,376 --> 00:07:27,619 perpetrators? 193 00:07:27,654 --> 00:07:29,587 -In other words, princess, did he 194 00:07:29,621 --> 00:07:32,003 know these jerks who ripped off your dad's car. 195 00:07:32,037 --> 00:07:34,350 -Oh, they said they knew him. 196 00:07:34,384 --> 00:07:35,144 But I doubt it. 197 00:07:35,178 --> 00:07:36,663 They were pretty hard guys. 198 00:07:36,697 --> 00:07:39,735 Kenny's in the school band. 199 00:07:39,769 --> 00:07:40,598 -Thanks. 200 00:07:40,632 --> 00:07:42,047 Milk is fine. 201 00:07:42,082 --> 00:07:44,947 I've got an ulcer big enough to have its own zip code. 202 00:07:44,981 --> 00:07:47,052 Anyway, we let Clint Eastwood here drink coffee up 203 00:07:47,087 --> 00:07:48,709 until 10 o'clock. 204 00:07:48,744 --> 00:07:50,090 -Did you get through to him? 205 00:07:50,124 --> 00:07:52,610 -He's scared, Bill. 206 00:07:52,644 --> 00:07:55,647 -You're the one who just finished domestics, partner. 207 00:07:55,682 --> 00:07:57,269 You're up. 208 00:07:57,304 --> 00:07:59,755 Kid graduated top in this class at the Academy. 209 00:08:02,689 --> 00:08:05,070 But personally, Bill, if Kenny were my kid, 210 00:08:05,105 --> 00:08:08,039 I'd unscrew the hinges on his door and beat it out of him. 211 00:08:08,073 --> 00:08:10,938 --[nervous laugh] Please forgive my partner. 212 00:08:10,973 --> 00:08:14,528 He went to grade school in the back seat of a black and white. 213 00:08:14,563 --> 00:08:15,874 Is your son a good student? 214 00:08:15,909 --> 00:08:18,463 KENNY: Except when it comes to gym, yeah. 215 00:08:18,498 --> 00:08:20,707 You flunk that, you don't get to go see the Eurythmics. 216 00:08:23,641 --> 00:08:28,128 -Kenny, the police are here to help you. 217 00:08:28,162 --> 00:08:29,094 -Yeah, sure. 218 00:08:29,129 --> 00:08:31,511 -Kenny, get down here! 219 00:08:31,545 --> 00:08:33,098 -Give me a second, all right? 220 00:08:40,554 --> 00:08:41,003 Hi. 221 00:08:45,973 --> 00:08:47,423 You're pretty scared, huh? 222 00:08:51,185 --> 00:08:53,567 Did you know the guys that stole your dad's car? 223 00:08:53,602 --> 00:08:55,535 -I won't tell you spit. 224 00:09:00,609 --> 00:09:03,128 -It's not against the law to be afraid. 225 00:09:03,163 --> 00:09:06,753 -So why don't you just leave me alone, all right? 226 00:09:06,787 --> 00:09:08,651 -OK. 227 00:09:08,686 --> 00:09:10,688 But what happens if they come back? 228 00:09:26,738 --> 00:09:28,015 -Great work, doctor. 229 00:09:28,050 --> 00:09:29,879 You got diddle in the splash can. 230 00:09:29,914 --> 00:09:31,398 -He wasn't going to tell us a thing. 231 00:09:31,432 --> 00:09:32,330 Why waste time? 232 00:09:32,364 --> 00:09:33,676 Look, we turn it over to juvenile. 233 00:09:33,711 --> 00:09:35,644 And they'll enroll Kenny and his old man 234 00:09:35,678 --> 00:09:37,473 into a tough love program or something. 235 00:09:37,507 --> 00:09:38,750 -Like you're the expert, right? 236 00:09:38,785 --> 00:09:39,337 -Hey, pal. 237 00:09:39,371 --> 00:09:40,131 Domestics. 238 00:09:40,165 --> 00:09:41,822 Graduated top of the class. 239 00:09:41,857 --> 00:09:43,928 Anyway, that kid was too scared to tell us anything 240 00:09:43,962 --> 00:09:44,998 but what wasn't true. 241 00:09:45,032 --> 00:09:46,620 -Three weeks in the field, and I'm 242 00:09:46,655 --> 00:09:48,380 riding with the child counselor. 243 00:09:48,415 --> 00:09:51,418 Here, let's see what they taught you about driving one of these. 244 00:09:51,452 --> 00:09:53,662 And watch the potholes. 245 00:09:53,696 --> 00:09:56,526 I got hemorrhoids too. 246 00:09:56,561 --> 00:09:58,805 -You know, Charlie, maybe your old lady 247 00:09:58,839 --> 00:10:00,807 should have you put to sleep. 248 00:10:00,841 --> 00:10:03,810 -My old lady does put me to sleep, kiddo. 249 00:10:03,844 --> 00:10:05,328 That's what makes the marriage work. 250 00:10:09,022 --> 00:10:10,195 -Shut up! 251 00:10:10,230 --> 00:10:13,405 And you do exactly what I tell you. 252 00:10:13,440 --> 00:10:15,235 Open it up. 253 00:10:15,269 --> 00:10:17,478 I said open it up! 254 00:10:17,513 --> 00:10:18,859 -He has it! 255 00:10:18,894 --> 00:10:19,377 Freeze! 256 00:10:27,523 --> 00:10:29,076 Where's the rest of it? 257 00:10:29,111 --> 00:10:31,907 Is that all there is? 258 00:10:31,941 --> 00:10:32,908 Yeah, right. 259 00:10:54,999 --> 00:10:56,103 CHARLIE: OK kid. 260 00:10:56,138 --> 00:10:57,622 What do you think that's sticking a lot of kids 261 00:10:57,657 --> 00:10:58,727 sideways? 262 00:10:58,761 --> 00:11:00,004 -Drugs. 263 00:11:00,038 --> 00:11:01,764 -Yeah, seems to be. 264 00:11:01,799 --> 00:11:04,042 Figure he owes his dealer, and the guy came to collect. 265 00:11:04,077 --> 00:11:07,045 [laugh] And I got a dime that says his old man won't even 266 00:11:07,080 --> 00:11:08,150 file a charge. 267 00:11:08,184 --> 00:11:11,567 Might make too much noise on the first tee. 268 00:11:11,601 --> 00:11:13,603 -I mean, it might be drugs. 269 00:11:13,638 --> 00:11:14,604 Could be anything. 270 00:11:14,639 --> 00:11:16,572 But Kenny hardly looked like an addict. 271 00:11:16,606 --> 00:11:18,056 -What did you expect? 272 00:11:18,091 --> 00:11:19,782 Lenny Bruce? 273 00:11:19,817 --> 00:11:22,474 Nowadays, you find more junkies in pro sports 274 00:11:22,509 --> 00:11:24,545 than you do in a jazz club. 275 00:11:24,580 --> 00:11:26,582 Make a not of where that kid goes to school, 276 00:11:26,616 --> 00:11:27,894 and we'll turn it into the desk. 277 00:11:27,928 --> 00:11:30,759 TOM: Okey-doke. 278 00:11:30,793 --> 00:11:32,692 -Turn around. 279 00:11:32,726 --> 00:11:34,003 -Why? 280 00:11:34,038 --> 00:11:36,247 -The car back there-- I want to get a closer look at it. 281 00:11:36,281 --> 00:11:38,214 And take it nice and easy. 282 00:11:56,957 --> 00:11:58,441 -Be cool. 283 00:11:58,476 --> 00:12:00,305 They don't know nothing. 284 00:12:00,340 --> 00:12:01,962 -Everything OK? 285 00:12:01,997 --> 00:12:03,446 -Yeah. 286 00:12:03,481 --> 00:12:05,448 -You sure? 287 00:12:05,483 --> 00:12:06,484 -Yeah. 288 00:12:06,518 --> 00:12:07,450 -Positive? 289 00:12:07,485 --> 00:12:10,039 -Yeah, what's the problem? 290 00:12:10,074 --> 00:12:12,386 -Just wondered why you stopped for a green light is all. 291 00:12:17,322 --> 00:12:20,015 -OK, John Henry, lights and sirens. 292 00:12:20,049 --> 00:12:22,811 DISPATCH [ON RADIO]: Four units in the vicinity and one zebra 293 00:12:22,845 --> 00:12:24,640 six, a 211 just occurred. 294 00:12:24,674 --> 00:12:26,538 126 North Kensington. 295 00:12:26,573 --> 00:12:28,609 Suspects are armed and in a late-model gray sedan 296 00:12:28,644 --> 00:12:30,750 southbound on Roycrop. 297 00:12:30,784 --> 00:12:31,958 -Roger the call, colonel. 298 00:12:31,992 --> 00:12:34,339 -This is one zebra six to control. 299 00:12:34,374 --> 00:12:37,135 We are in pursuit of an early-model gray sedan. 300 00:12:37,170 --> 00:12:38,585 Vehicle is a Dodge. 301 00:12:38,619 --> 00:12:39,655 License plate number is-- 302 00:12:39,689 --> 00:12:41,243 CHARLIE: Brevity is the key hear, kid. 303 00:12:41,277 --> 00:12:43,970 In pursuit, wants and warrants. 304 00:12:44,004 --> 00:12:55,602 Dodge low rider, two [inaudible] with 135, over. 305 00:12:55,636 --> 00:12:58,501 Hanson, don't kill me! 306 00:12:58,536 --> 00:13:01,573 Just keep them in sight, and remember my condition. 307 00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:17,762 What are you, nuts? 308 00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:19,488 -You said we're in pursuit. 309 00:13:19,522 --> 00:13:20,454 I'm pursuing. 310 00:13:20,489 --> 00:13:21,904 -Get off this one-way street, you 311 00:13:21,939 --> 00:13:24,148 idiot, before you kill somebody. 312 00:13:24,182 --> 00:13:26,115 [car horn] 313 00:13:35,849 --> 00:13:37,057 Freeze! 314 00:13:37,092 --> 00:13:38,748 All right. 315 00:13:38,783 --> 00:13:39,611 Don't move! 316 00:13:39,646 --> 00:13:42,752 Don't even blink. 317 00:13:42,787 --> 00:13:45,963 Hanson, take out your gun. 318 00:13:45,997 --> 00:13:48,655 All right, fellas Come on out now. 319 00:13:48,689 --> 00:13:50,899 No fast moves, or you're history. 320 00:13:50,933 --> 00:13:51,554 All right. 321 00:13:51,589 --> 00:13:52,038 Come on. 322 00:13:52,072 --> 00:13:54,281 Come on! 323 00:13:54,316 --> 00:13:56,352 Put that piece on the hood. 324 00:13:56,387 --> 00:13:59,045 Turn around and fall on the car. 325 00:13:59,079 --> 00:13:59,769 All right. 326 00:13:59,804 --> 00:14:01,185 Now spread your legs. 327 00:14:01,219 --> 00:14:02,151 All right. 328 00:14:02,186 --> 00:14:03,670 Cover them, Hanson. 329 00:14:17,442 --> 00:14:18,788 All right. 330 00:14:18,823 --> 00:14:22,551 Listen, I'm going to find a pay phone call in for a back up. 331 00:14:22,585 --> 00:14:23,863 You're going to be all right? 332 00:14:23,897 --> 00:14:25,519 -Yeah, why don't you just use the radio? 333 00:14:25,554 --> 00:14:30,179 -Because I pulled it out trying to find something to hang onto. 334 00:14:30,214 --> 00:14:32,285 Six months to go to retirement, and I'm 335 00:14:32,319 --> 00:14:35,564 riding with Evel Knievel. 336 00:14:35,598 --> 00:14:37,877 -What kind of merit badges they be giving to Boy Scouts 337 00:14:37,911 --> 00:14:39,223 for this type of gig now? 338 00:14:39,257 --> 00:14:40,258 -Shut up, punk. 339 00:14:40,293 --> 00:14:41,190 -Oh, a tough guy. 340 00:14:41,225 --> 00:14:42,467 You have some ID, son? 341 00:14:42,502 --> 00:14:44,021 -This is all the ID I need, thank you. 342 00:14:44,055 --> 00:14:45,367 [laughter] 343 00:14:45,401 --> 00:14:47,645 -Yeah, I got one like that for being the best playground 344 00:14:47,679 --> 00:14:48,853 model in school [inaudible]. 345 00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:50,027 -Hey, don't move, dirtball. 346 00:14:50,061 --> 00:14:52,029 -Just a smoke, hottie. 347 00:14:52,063 --> 00:14:53,858 Your grandfather's already got my piece. 348 00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:54,824 -Hey, give him a break. 349 00:14:54,859 --> 00:14:55,964 The kid's new. 350 00:14:55,998 --> 00:14:57,586 -New enough to blow another hole in your head. 351 00:14:57,620 --> 00:14:58,449 Don't move! 352 00:14:58,483 --> 00:14:59,657 -I got to go to the bathroom. 353 00:14:59,691 --> 00:15:02,625 [laughter] 354 00:15:02,660 --> 00:15:04,593 -Donegan, what's going on with that backup? 355 00:15:04,627 --> 00:15:07,872 -Maybe he died of old age. 356 00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:09,839 [shouting] 357 00:15:09,874 --> 00:15:11,841 [gunshot] 358 00:15:11,876 --> 00:15:13,809 -Oh my god. 359 00:15:13,843 --> 00:15:14,810 -Move it! 360 00:15:21,748 --> 00:15:24,682 [fighting noises] 361 00:15:27,685 --> 00:15:29,135 CHARLIE: All right! 362 00:15:29,169 --> 00:15:29,859 OK. 363 00:15:29,894 --> 00:15:31,689 I got him, I got him. 364 00:15:31,723 --> 00:15:32,172 Get off. 365 00:15:32,207 --> 00:15:33,967 Get off. 366 00:15:34,002 --> 00:15:36,245 -Keep him away from me, huh? 367 00:15:36,280 --> 00:15:39,835 I feel like a child molester. 368 00:15:39,869 --> 00:15:40,318 -Oh! 369 00:15:43,218 --> 00:15:44,529 Oh, nice work, kid. 370 00:15:44,564 --> 00:15:46,152 You're three for three. 371 00:15:49,569 --> 00:15:50,604 Another broken nose. 372 00:15:56,196 --> 00:15:57,887 -Hey, Crash Gordon. 373 00:15:57,922 --> 00:15:59,165 Nice work, pal. 374 00:15:59,199 --> 00:16:00,304 Gonna have to be deduct that black and white 375 00:16:00,338 --> 00:16:01,581 for your next paycheck, though. 376 00:16:01,615 --> 00:16:02,823 [laugh] 377 00:16:06,034 --> 00:16:06,862 -Oh, hey. 378 00:16:06,896 --> 00:16:08,484 Aw, I got a sinus problem, dog. 379 00:16:08,519 --> 00:16:09,796 You think you could straighten it out for me? 380 00:16:09,830 --> 00:16:10,797 -Funny stuff, Meadows. 381 00:16:13,731 --> 00:16:15,146 CHARLIE: Come on, Mike. 382 00:16:15,181 --> 00:16:17,597 -Hey, I'm telling you the kid's a liability. 383 00:16:17,631 --> 00:16:20,980 I got pissed 'cause some punk ass [inaudible] 384 00:16:21,014 --> 00:16:24,121 driver's license before he signed for a speeding ticket. 385 00:16:24,155 --> 00:16:27,089 Didn't think Hanson was old enough to be a cop. 386 00:16:27,124 --> 00:16:28,504 -Did Hanson throw the first punch? 387 00:16:28,539 --> 00:16:29,505 -No. 388 00:16:29,540 --> 00:16:31,162 -Of course not. 'Cause he's a good cop. 389 00:16:31,197 --> 00:16:32,370 -[laugh] 390 00:16:32,405 --> 00:16:34,269 -So he gets sensitive when some jerk pushes him 391 00:16:34,303 --> 00:16:35,442 about how young he looks. 392 00:16:35,477 --> 00:16:36,167 He'll get over it. 393 00:16:36,202 --> 00:16:37,548 -Hey, who can wait? 394 00:16:37,582 --> 00:16:39,860 He's going through noses in this division like a-- a Beverly 395 00:16:39,895 --> 00:16:41,207 Hills plastic surgeon. 396 00:16:41,241 --> 00:16:43,036 -Yeah, well yours looks better, Summers. 397 00:16:43,071 --> 00:16:46,867 I'll tell the kid to send you a bill. 398 00:16:46,902 --> 00:16:47,834 Come on, Mike. 399 00:16:47,868 --> 00:16:51,044 Let's give the kid a break. 400 00:16:51,079 --> 00:16:52,977 [door opening] 401 00:16:55,911 --> 00:16:57,119 Hey, slugger. 402 00:16:57,154 --> 00:16:59,259 -Sorry about the nose, Charlie. 403 00:16:59,294 --> 00:17:01,123 -Would you forget it? 404 00:17:01,158 --> 00:17:02,262 I'm Irish. 405 00:17:02,297 --> 00:17:03,850 I get worse than this every St. Paddy's day. 406 00:17:03,884 --> 00:17:04,989 -They find our unit? 407 00:17:05,024 --> 00:17:05,714 -Most of it. 408 00:17:05,748 --> 00:17:07,129 -Any suspects? 409 00:17:07,164 --> 00:17:09,028 -It's worse than that. 410 00:17:09,062 --> 00:17:10,443 Captain wants to see you. 411 00:17:10,477 --> 00:17:11,961 -What a surprise. 412 00:17:11,996 --> 00:17:13,066 -Listen, kid. 413 00:17:13,101 --> 00:17:17,415 When life hands you a lemon, do as I do. 414 00:17:17,450 --> 00:17:20,280 Make a martini. 415 00:17:20,315 --> 00:17:20,798 -Thanks. 416 00:17:24,284 --> 00:17:25,492 -Yeah, I know. 417 00:17:25,527 --> 00:17:26,735 We are the the trouble lately. 418 00:17:26,769 --> 00:17:27,667 Screw lately. 419 00:17:27,701 --> 00:17:28,909 'Cause what I got lately is mostly 420 00:17:28,944 --> 00:17:30,739 your trouble when you boys don't do the job. 421 00:17:30,773 --> 00:17:31,567 Get it right, Lenny. 422 00:17:31,602 --> 00:17:32,258 All right. 423 00:17:32,292 --> 00:17:34,881 Take it to the chief. 424 00:17:34,915 --> 00:17:35,778 -Morning, captain. 425 00:17:35,813 --> 00:17:37,435 -Prima donna down at Vice. 426 00:17:37,470 --> 00:17:39,851 All they want to do now is wear pink sport coats and drive 427 00:17:39,886 --> 00:17:40,749 Ferraris. 428 00:17:40,783 --> 00:17:42,268 How you doing? 429 00:17:42,302 --> 00:17:43,096 -Oh. 430 00:17:43,131 --> 00:17:43,993 When it comes to what, sir? 431 00:17:44,028 --> 00:17:45,995 -When it comes to you. 432 00:17:46,030 --> 00:17:46,651 -Lousy. 433 00:17:46,686 --> 00:17:48,239 -[laugh] No kidding. 434 00:17:48,274 --> 00:17:50,828 Look, there's really no other way I can say this, 435 00:17:50,862 --> 00:17:52,450 so I'm just gonna say it. 436 00:17:52,485 --> 00:17:54,659 I got to make some changes. 437 00:17:54,694 --> 00:17:57,869 -I figured you were probably gonna say that, sir. 438 00:17:57,904 --> 00:17:59,906 I only got about an hour of sleep, 439 00:17:59,940 --> 00:18:04,324 somewhere between the farmer's report and sunrise exercise. 440 00:18:04,359 --> 00:18:06,499 TV stinks that early, sir. 441 00:18:06,533 --> 00:18:07,845 -Don't take it so hard. 442 00:18:07,879 --> 00:18:09,812 During the Korean conflict, I got tossed out of the Navy 443 00:18:09,847 --> 00:18:11,297 'cause they found out I was only 16. 444 00:18:11,331 --> 00:18:12,608 Our side still won. 445 00:18:12,643 --> 00:18:13,575 -I'm 21, sir. 446 00:18:13,609 --> 00:18:15,508 -I thought you were 22. 447 00:18:15,542 --> 00:18:17,820 Look, when one of my officers rolls in hot on somebody, 448 00:18:17,855 --> 00:18:19,891 he's got to be able to control the situation-- him 449 00:18:19,926 --> 00:18:20,961 and his partner. 450 00:18:20,996 --> 00:18:22,342 They got to be able to scare the got out 451 00:18:22,377 --> 00:18:23,930 of whatever scumball is messing up. 452 00:18:23,964 --> 00:18:26,277 No offense, but sometimes you're not so much scaring them 453 00:18:26,312 --> 00:18:27,485 as making them laugh. 454 00:18:27,520 --> 00:18:30,039 -Donegan tell you that? 455 00:18:30,074 --> 00:18:31,386 -Nobody had to tell me. 456 00:18:31,420 --> 00:18:33,319 -Look, Tommy, even Sugar Ray Leonard 457 00:18:33,353 --> 00:18:35,044 can't climb in the ring with Muhammad Ali 458 00:18:35,079 --> 00:18:36,115 until he makes the weight. 459 00:18:36,149 --> 00:18:37,461 It's like that. 460 00:18:37,495 --> 00:18:38,738 I mean, you're good. 461 00:18:38,772 --> 00:18:40,671 But-- well, if I keep putting you out in the field, 462 00:18:40,705 --> 00:18:42,397 I'm putting my other men in danger. 463 00:18:42,431 --> 00:18:43,846 Something goes down, we don't know 464 00:18:43,881 --> 00:18:45,710 if the perps will get goofy. 465 00:18:45,745 --> 00:18:48,782 No one will ride with you anymore, Tom. 466 00:18:48,817 --> 00:18:53,477 You make 'em nervous, come in too punks, too ready. 467 00:18:53,511 --> 00:18:55,444 Maybe too angry, I don't know. 468 00:18:55,479 --> 00:18:56,204 Maybe too young. 469 00:18:56,238 --> 00:18:57,170 -[ANGRILY] I'm not angry. 470 00:18:59,690 --> 00:19:00,967 Not a lot, anyway. 471 00:19:07,698 --> 00:19:08,768 OK, so what does this mean? 472 00:19:08,802 --> 00:19:10,701 I'm out? 473 00:19:10,735 --> 00:19:12,461 Terrific. 474 00:19:12,496 --> 00:19:16,603 Six months at the Academy, now I can go manage a donut shop. 475 00:19:16,638 --> 00:19:18,157 Or maybe when my face clears, I can 476 00:19:18,191 --> 00:19:20,366 become one of those rent-a-cops who 477 00:19:20,400 --> 00:19:22,022 checks proof at a teen club. 478 00:19:22,057 --> 00:19:23,196 -Maybe. 479 00:19:23,231 --> 00:19:25,440 But I got something else I think you'd be good for. 480 00:19:25,474 --> 00:19:27,925 You want to stick it out, you'd be a hell of a cop someday. 481 00:19:27,959 --> 00:19:29,409 -Just come back in 10 years. 482 00:19:29,444 --> 00:19:32,516 -10 years you'll be too old for this kind of assignment. 483 00:19:32,550 --> 00:19:33,724 Sit down. 484 00:19:33,758 --> 00:19:34,897 Let me lay it out for you. 485 00:19:34,932 --> 00:19:35,588 -What am I doing? 486 00:19:35,622 --> 00:19:38,246 I don't even smoke. 487 00:19:38,280 --> 00:19:40,144 -This department's got an undercover program. 488 00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:42,664 It's the mayor's baby. 489 00:19:42,698 --> 00:19:45,080 Nobody on the force knows about this except silver shields 490 00:19:45,114 --> 00:19:45,908 and up. 491 00:19:45,943 --> 00:19:49,084 It's called Jump Street Chapel. 492 00:19:49,118 --> 00:19:50,534 Now, the reason it's called that is 493 00:19:50,568 --> 00:19:52,639 because this particular undercover unit works out 494 00:19:52,674 --> 00:19:54,917 of an old abandoned chapel on the corner of Jump Street 495 00:19:54,952 --> 00:19:55,918 and Sixth. 496 00:19:55,953 --> 00:19:56,712 Interested? 497 00:19:56,747 --> 00:19:58,818 -Not yet. 498 00:19:58,852 --> 00:20:00,233 -Every year, the department takes 499 00:20:00,268 --> 00:20:01,993 younger-looking officers-- at least 500 00:20:02,028 --> 00:20:04,893 the younger-looking ones we think can handle the pressure. 501 00:20:04,927 --> 00:20:06,550 Teach them how to be teenagers again. 502 00:20:06,584 --> 00:20:08,517 Then we sent them out to various high schools 503 00:20:08,552 --> 00:20:10,485 where we can use a good man undercover. 504 00:20:10,519 --> 00:20:14,351 -Kind of like, uh, "Fast Times at Bust Your Buddy High." 505 00:20:14,385 --> 00:20:15,110 -Kinda. 506 00:20:15,144 --> 00:20:16,318 -Yeah. 507 00:20:16,353 --> 00:20:18,493 No, thanks. 508 00:20:18,527 --> 00:20:20,253 See, I hated high school the first time-- 509 00:20:20,288 --> 00:20:24,223 you know, swimming in gym without trunks, health films, 510 00:20:24,257 --> 00:20:25,810 not getting the girl you wanted 'cause 511 00:20:25,845 --> 00:20:28,399 you don't wear groovy enough shoes. 512 00:20:28,434 --> 00:20:30,470 And I don't think I'd get off cuffing some kid who 513 00:20:30,505 --> 00:20:32,472 threw a spit ball at his chemistry teacher. 514 00:20:32,507 --> 00:20:35,372 -I've had 11 homicides in high school since December. 515 00:20:35,406 --> 00:20:40,135 -Look, I went to the Academy to go on patrol, 516 00:20:40,169 --> 00:20:45,313 to be a police officer, like my-- to enforce the law. 517 00:20:45,347 --> 00:20:48,177 -Tom, it's either this or I assign you to desk at Parkinson 518 00:20:48,212 --> 00:20:49,869 or until you look old enough to be a cop. 519 00:20:49,903 --> 00:20:51,111 -I am a cop. 520 00:20:51,146 --> 00:20:56,047 -Hey, genius, why do you think I'm making this offer? 521 00:20:56,082 --> 00:20:58,049 -[sigh] 522 00:20:58,084 --> 00:20:58,774 -Think it over. 523 00:21:02,019 --> 00:21:06,092 You know, I used to ride with your dad. 524 00:21:06,126 --> 00:21:07,231 -I know. 525 00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:08,957 -Be proud of what he did that night. 526 00:21:11,546 --> 00:21:13,755 Hey, we catch those guys that lifted your black 527 00:21:13,789 --> 00:21:16,275 and white, I'll, uh, I'll give you the collar. 528 00:21:16,309 --> 00:21:17,241 -Give it to Donegan. 529 00:21:17,276 --> 00:21:18,691 He's the one who got his nose broken. 530 00:21:24,869 --> 00:21:28,977 -You got your dad's sense of humor, too. 531 00:21:29,011 --> 00:21:32,429 [saxophone music playing] 532 00:22:07,947 --> 00:22:09,983 [tape rewinding] 533 00:22:10,018 --> 00:22:11,122 [beep] 534 00:22:11,157 --> 00:22:11,882 TOM'S DAD [ON ANSWERING MACHINE]: Oh, hi. 535 00:22:11,916 --> 00:22:12,952 This is Tom Hanson Senior. 536 00:22:12,986 --> 00:22:14,367 No one is here right now. 537 00:22:14,402 --> 00:22:15,403 TOM [VOICEOVER]: Hey, Dad? 538 00:22:15,437 --> 00:22:16,093 I got it. 539 00:22:16,127 --> 00:22:17,094 Wait, don't hang up. 540 00:22:17,128 --> 00:22:17,577 Hello? 541 00:22:17,612 --> 00:22:18,578 Hello? 542 00:22:18,613 --> 00:22:19,614 TOM'S DAD [VOICEOVER]: Howdy, sport. 543 00:22:19,648 --> 00:22:20,718 Mom home? 544 00:22:20,753 --> 00:22:22,237 TOM [VOICEOVER]: No, I had to go to school. 545 00:22:22,271 --> 00:22:23,963 TOM'S DAD [VOICEOVER]: Why? 546 00:22:23,997 --> 00:22:26,034 TOM [VOICEOVER]: I got into a fight with some kid. 547 00:22:26,068 --> 00:22:27,311 TOM'S DAD [VOICEOVER]: Gee, Tommy, not again. 548 00:22:27,346 --> 00:22:28,277 You shouldn't do that. 549 00:22:28,312 --> 00:22:29,624 We talked about it. 550 00:22:29,658 --> 00:22:31,833 TOM [VOICEOVER]: Even when he says my old man's a fascist 551 00:22:31,867 --> 00:22:33,973 and all cops are pigs? 552 00:22:34,007 --> 00:22:34,939 Mom's real mad, though. 553 00:22:34,974 --> 00:22:36,251 She says I should grow up. 554 00:22:36,285 --> 00:22:38,080 TOM'S DAD [VOICEOVER]: Your mom's right. 555 00:22:38,115 --> 00:22:41,118 [music playing] 556 00:23:45,216 --> 00:23:46,839 -Yo, everybody out the back door. 557 00:23:46,873 --> 00:23:48,150 It's a bust. 558 00:23:48,185 --> 00:23:50,567 Guess nobody told you to [inaudible] formal. 559 00:23:50,601 --> 00:23:52,085 Doug Penhall. 560 00:23:52,120 --> 00:23:53,535 -This is Jump Street Chapel, right? 561 00:23:53,570 --> 00:23:55,572 -Only if you're Catholic. 562 00:23:55,606 --> 00:23:57,263 Ioki here thinks it's a Buddhist temple. 563 00:23:57,297 --> 00:23:58,471 Me, I think it's a synagogue. 564 00:23:58,506 --> 00:24:00,611 You know, my mom's Jewish, which only 565 00:24:00,646 --> 00:24:02,958 means I get to celebrate both guilt and Hell. 566 00:24:02,993 --> 00:24:03,925 -Yeah. 567 00:24:03,959 --> 00:24:06,375 You see, his father was a priest. 568 00:24:06,410 --> 00:24:08,688 So don't play bingo with this guy. 569 00:24:08,723 --> 00:24:10,103 He's a killer. 570 00:24:10,138 --> 00:24:11,380 [phone ringing] 571 00:24:11,415 --> 00:24:12,934 Oh, must be putting you on to infiltrate the student 572 00:24:12,968 --> 00:24:13,728 council, huh? 573 00:24:13,762 --> 00:24:14,522 -I doubt it. 574 00:24:14,556 --> 00:24:15,937 Officer Tom Hanson. 575 00:24:15,971 --> 00:24:17,110 -HT Ioki. 576 00:24:17,145 --> 00:24:18,698 -H for Harry, T for Truman. 577 00:24:18,733 --> 00:24:21,321 Guess what year his parents moved to the states. 578 00:24:21,356 --> 00:24:23,358 -Yeah, and I'm named after the guy who 579 00:24:23,392 --> 00:24:24,808 dropped an atom bomb on my house. 580 00:24:24,842 --> 00:24:26,050 -Yeah. 581 00:24:26,085 --> 00:24:30,538 Look, I'm here to see Captain Richard Jenko. 582 00:24:30,572 --> 00:24:33,748 -[SHOUTING] Yo, Jenk! 583 00:24:33,782 --> 00:24:36,509 You got to turbo charge your hair or something, Hanson. 584 00:24:36,544 --> 00:24:38,442 You look like Richie Cunningham. 585 00:24:38,477 --> 00:24:40,409 -[laughs] 586 00:24:52,111 --> 00:24:55,528 -Hey, what's happening, man? 587 00:24:55,563 --> 00:24:56,909 -Hi. 588 00:24:56,943 --> 00:25:00,947 I'm here to see, uh, Captain Jenko? 589 00:25:00,982 --> 00:25:02,293 -Yeah? 590 00:25:02,328 --> 00:25:04,157 Far out. 591 00:25:04,192 --> 00:25:06,125 -Is he here? 592 00:25:06,159 --> 00:25:07,229 -Yeah. 593 00:25:07,264 --> 00:25:08,058 MAN: Yo, autograph. 594 00:25:13,926 --> 00:25:16,204 -Well, uh, could you tell him Patrolman Hanson is here? 595 00:25:20,139 --> 00:25:22,382 I, uh, don't want him to think I'm late. 596 00:25:22,417 --> 00:25:25,075 -Hey, you ain't late. 597 00:25:25,109 --> 00:25:26,145 You like that sound? 598 00:25:26,179 --> 00:25:27,180 [saxophone music playing] 599 00:25:27,215 --> 00:25:28,699 -Not really. 600 00:25:28,734 --> 00:25:29,562 -Me neither. 601 00:25:29,597 --> 00:25:31,564 Praise God, hallelujah! 602 00:25:31,599 --> 00:25:32,876 Maybe I'm saved. 603 00:25:32,910 --> 00:25:35,085 Been a Deadhead since Woodstock. 604 00:25:35,119 --> 00:25:36,086 -I didn't go. 605 00:25:36,120 --> 00:25:37,328 I was only five. 606 00:25:37,363 --> 00:25:39,676 Look, I've really got to check in with Captain Jenko. 607 00:25:39,710 --> 00:25:41,194 -Yeah? 608 00:25:41,229 --> 00:25:44,094 -Yeah, well, where can I find him? 609 00:25:44,128 --> 00:25:45,578 -Hey, you're looking at him, Hanson. 610 00:25:45,613 --> 00:25:47,097 I'm right here. 611 00:25:47,131 --> 00:25:49,375 'Cept on Saturday nights I play lead guitar 612 00:25:49,409 --> 00:25:52,758 with some bunco dudes in my garage band. 613 00:25:52,792 --> 00:25:54,138 -You're Captain Jenko? 614 00:25:54,173 --> 00:25:55,623 -Gets better, doesn't it? 615 00:26:00,075 --> 00:26:02,491 Hey, can you believe that guy? 616 00:26:02,526 --> 00:26:03,700 Huh? 617 00:26:03,734 --> 00:26:06,185 He could squeeze more music out of a Stratocaster 618 00:26:06,219 --> 00:26:09,947 than Eric Clapton, Jeff Beck, and Alvin Lee 619 00:26:09,982 --> 00:26:11,466 put together, man. 620 00:26:11,500 --> 00:26:14,124 Jimmy was the best. 621 00:26:14,158 --> 00:26:15,677 Too bad he had to throw it all away 622 00:26:15,712 --> 00:26:18,231 on a short ride getting high. 623 00:26:18,266 --> 00:26:22,581 -I'm not, uh, familiar with him. 624 00:26:22,615 --> 00:26:26,585 Who did he, uh, play with? 625 00:26:26,619 --> 00:26:27,620 -God. 626 00:26:27,655 --> 00:26:28,897 Breakfast? 627 00:26:28,932 --> 00:26:29,726 -No, thanks. 628 00:26:29,760 --> 00:26:31,106 I'll grab an omelette later. 629 00:26:31,141 --> 00:26:32,107 -Uh-uh. 630 00:26:32,142 --> 00:26:34,662 No, you won't When was the last time 631 00:26:34,696 --> 00:26:37,837 you saw a teenager have a cup of black coffee 632 00:26:37,872 --> 00:26:40,115 and an omelette for breakfast. 633 00:26:40,150 --> 00:26:41,392 Uh-uh. 634 00:26:41,427 --> 00:26:43,843 From now on, it's potato chips, soda pop, french fries, 635 00:26:43,878 --> 00:26:44,810 and pizza, man. 636 00:26:44,844 --> 00:26:46,812 It's a Pepsi generation, sport! 637 00:26:46,846 --> 00:26:49,124 [laugh] 638 00:26:49,159 --> 00:26:50,678 -Don't call me sport, OK? 639 00:26:50,712 --> 00:26:52,334 -Hey, pard, I'm your boss. 640 00:26:52,369 --> 00:26:54,647 I'll call you anything I want. 641 00:26:54,682 --> 00:26:57,270 Have a seat, sport. 642 00:26:57,305 --> 00:26:59,514 [dispatch on radio] 643 00:26:59,548 --> 00:27:00,377 Look, man. 644 00:27:03,656 --> 00:27:06,210 While you were out in the field getting your butt kicked 645 00:27:06,245 --> 00:27:09,386 by all the bad grownups, me and my guys here 646 00:27:09,420 --> 00:27:11,250 we're training to do some real battle. 647 00:27:11,284 --> 00:27:16,876 You see, the way I look at it, child is the father of man. 648 00:27:16,911 --> 00:27:19,258 I mean, these bad grownups are coming from somewhere. 649 00:27:19,292 --> 00:27:20,673 They don't just hatch that way. 650 00:27:20,708 --> 00:27:22,330 That's why we're trying to yank them out 651 00:27:22,364 --> 00:27:24,953 while they're still in high school, dig? 652 00:27:24,988 --> 00:27:26,368 -Dig? 653 00:27:26,403 --> 00:27:29,164 -Hey, spare me the rap about how I talk, OK? 654 00:27:29,199 --> 00:27:29,993 -Yeah, I know. 655 00:27:30,027 --> 00:27:30,821 You went to Woodstock, right? 656 00:27:30,856 --> 00:27:32,133 -Right on, brother. 657 00:27:32,167 --> 00:27:34,238 Now, we're about four weeks ahead of you hear, Hanson. 658 00:27:34,273 --> 00:27:36,793 So I'm going to have to rush you through some of the training. 659 00:27:36,827 --> 00:27:37,759 -What kind of training? 660 00:27:37,794 --> 00:27:39,312 -Hoffs! 661 00:27:39,347 --> 00:27:41,936 Gonna teach you how to be a teenager again, sport. 662 00:27:41,970 --> 00:27:43,523 How does that grab you? 663 00:27:43,558 --> 00:27:45,974 I'm talking about the bad kind, the kind that 664 00:27:46,009 --> 00:27:46,975 gets into trouble. 665 00:27:47,010 --> 00:27:48,528 The kind you're gonna have to be like 666 00:27:48,563 --> 00:27:50,496 so's they think you're one of 'em, dig? 667 00:27:50,530 --> 00:27:51,670 -Hey, Hoffs! 668 00:27:51,704 --> 00:27:52,705 Wake up. 669 00:27:52,740 --> 00:27:53,672 -Relax, relax. 670 00:27:53,706 --> 00:27:55,950 I'm up 671 00:27:55,984 --> 00:27:58,262 -Hoffs, Hanson. 672 00:27:58,297 --> 00:28:00,748 Hanson, Hoffs. 673 00:28:00,782 --> 00:28:03,302 -Hi. 674 00:28:03,336 --> 00:28:05,614 -Jude, run this cat down to wardrobe 675 00:28:05,649 --> 00:28:07,547 and see if you can take some of the cop out 676 00:28:07,582 --> 00:28:08,963 of his presentation. 677 00:28:08,997 --> 00:28:12,518 And for God's sake, do something about the Jack Kennedy haircut 678 00:28:12,552 --> 00:28:13,933 too, will ya? 679 00:28:13,968 --> 00:28:16,833 Go with what Officer Hoffs tells you, Hanson. 680 00:28:16,867 --> 00:28:19,111 Been real, bro. 681 00:28:19,145 --> 00:28:20,940 Stick with Hoffs here, and she'll hook us up 682 00:28:20,975 --> 00:28:22,493 with a little field training tonight. 683 00:28:25,082 --> 00:28:25,773 Later. 684 00:28:25,807 --> 00:28:28,465 [whistle] 685 00:28:28,499 --> 00:28:29,604 -Are you kidding me? 686 00:28:29,638 --> 00:28:32,124 -Oh, so Jenks a little bit of a hang-on hippie. 687 00:28:32,158 --> 00:28:33,228 Big deal. 688 00:28:33,263 --> 00:28:34,678 Because when it comes to going undercover, 689 00:28:34,713 --> 00:28:36,438 the dude is the best. 690 00:28:36,473 --> 00:28:37,129 -[sigh] 691 00:28:37,163 --> 00:28:39,752 -I'm Judy Hoffs. 692 00:28:39,787 --> 00:28:41,236 Uh, that's OK, honey. 693 00:28:41,271 --> 00:28:43,652 My people don't do that anymore. 694 00:28:43,687 --> 00:28:45,654 -Oh. 695 00:28:45,689 --> 00:28:47,139 Chip? 696 00:28:47,173 --> 00:28:51,108 [music playing] 697 00:30:59,961 --> 00:31:01,929 -It's showtime, folks. 698 00:31:05,001 --> 00:31:07,866 Whoa, big deal now. 699 00:31:07,900 --> 00:31:08,936 -OK, OK. 700 00:31:08,970 --> 00:31:10,247 Who's the clown? 701 00:31:10,282 --> 00:31:14,079 Hey, what do we got here, rock star or something, huh? 702 00:31:14,113 --> 00:31:15,080 Come on, punk. 703 00:31:15,114 --> 00:31:15,735 Come on. 704 00:31:15,770 --> 00:31:16,771 You the wise guy. 705 00:31:16,805 --> 00:31:17,427 -Yo, Jays. 706 00:31:17,461 --> 00:31:18,221 Who do we got here? 707 00:31:18,255 --> 00:31:19,567 Some kind of killer hippie? 708 00:31:19,601 --> 00:31:20,913 -Peace, love, pal. 709 00:31:20,948 --> 00:31:23,260 What tribe are you from? 710 00:31:23,295 --> 00:31:24,917 -Extraterrestrial, man. 711 00:31:24,952 --> 00:31:26,539 Like Pluto. 712 00:31:26,574 --> 00:31:28,645 You threw that bottle at my van, didn't you? 713 00:31:28,679 --> 00:31:29,853 -Hey, what if he did? 714 00:31:29,888 --> 00:31:30,992 There's a whole crowd of us. 715 00:31:31,027 --> 00:31:32,925 There's only one of you long hairs. 716 00:31:32,960 --> 00:31:34,893 -Yeah, well, you got a point there. 717 00:31:34,927 --> 00:31:36,480 -Hey, you better ease up on the dude. 718 00:31:36,515 --> 00:31:38,068 Look like he got a lot of flower power. 719 00:31:38,103 --> 00:31:41,071 -I hate flowers. 720 00:31:41,106 --> 00:31:42,348 Come on! 721 00:31:42,383 --> 00:31:43,832 Let's dance. 722 00:31:43,867 --> 00:31:47,146 -Thanks, but, uh, you might step on my toes. 723 00:31:47,181 --> 00:31:48,285 -Oh! 724 00:31:48,320 --> 00:31:49,528 Non-violence, man. 725 00:31:49,562 --> 00:31:52,531 Chief, don't hit me in the face. [yells] 726 00:31:52,565 --> 00:31:53,842 -Hey, ease up. 727 00:31:53,877 --> 00:31:56,707 Ease up. 728 00:31:56,742 --> 00:31:57,881 I'll buy you a beer. 729 00:32:00,504 --> 00:32:02,265 -[shout] 730 00:32:02,299 --> 00:32:03,438 JENKO: OK, handsome. 731 00:32:03,473 --> 00:32:04,474 That's your guy. 732 00:32:04,508 --> 00:32:06,062 -Well, if that's the guy, why don't we 733 00:32:06,096 --> 00:32:07,580 just take him in right now? 734 00:32:07,615 --> 00:32:10,445 -'Cause all I wanted to do was make sure Penhall was cool 735 00:32:10,480 --> 00:32:11,860 and ID the creep. 736 00:32:11,895 --> 00:32:15,278 Gonna have plenty of chances to bust you. 737 00:32:15,312 --> 00:32:16,589 You know what to do? 738 00:32:16,624 --> 00:32:17,349 TOM: Yeah. 739 00:32:17,383 --> 00:32:18,695 JENKO: Yeah? 740 00:32:18,729 --> 00:32:21,663 What might that be, sport? 741 00:32:21,698 --> 00:32:22,699 -I'm going to make a buy. 742 00:32:22,733 --> 00:32:23,803 No big deal. 743 00:32:23,838 --> 00:32:24,977 This isn't my first assignment, you know. 744 00:32:25,012 --> 00:32:26,047 I was on patrol. 745 00:32:26,082 --> 00:32:28,291 -Ooh, patrol. 746 00:32:28,325 --> 00:32:30,224 Got to eat a lot of donuts, right? 747 00:32:30,258 --> 00:32:32,329 Don't act like you do it all the time, Hanson. 748 00:32:32,364 --> 00:32:35,815 I think it would be hard for you to buy a case of beer, man. 749 00:32:35,850 --> 00:32:37,610 HOFFS: [laugh] Now you ought to talk, Ioki. 750 00:32:37,645 --> 00:32:41,925 First time out, he bought a gram of baby laxative for $100. 751 00:32:41,960 --> 00:32:43,099 -OK, cool it. 752 00:32:43,133 --> 00:32:45,204 Now, here's what's going down, Hanson. 753 00:32:45,239 --> 00:32:47,724 Now, your Penhall's cuz. 754 00:32:47,758 --> 00:32:49,519 You've been around the block a few times. 755 00:32:49,553 --> 00:32:51,486 So don't come on like Dick Clark, 756 00:32:51,521 --> 00:32:53,109 or these cats will make you [inaudible] 757 00:32:53,143 --> 00:32:55,559 faster than Gayle Sayers used to run for the Chicago Bears, 758 00:32:55,594 --> 00:32:56,146 you dig? 759 00:32:59,356 --> 00:33:01,186 Don't worry, we got you backed up. 760 00:33:01,220 --> 00:33:02,842 Just remember, no bust. 761 00:33:02,877 --> 00:33:04,465 The only reason we're doing this is 762 00:33:04,499 --> 00:33:06,743 so you don't look like some geek the first time you 763 00:33:06,777 --> 00:33:09,194 try to make a buy for real, comprende? 764 00:33:09,228 --> 00:33:10,471 -OK, all right. 765 00:33:10,505 --> 00:33:11,679 -I mean it, Hanson. 766 00:33:11,713 --> 00:33:12,404 No bust. 767 00:33:15,303 --> 00:33:16,787 -Yo, cuz. 768 00:33:16,822 --> 00:33:18,720 Hey, my cuz is here. 769 00:33:18,755 --> 00:33:19,652 Yo, Tommy. 770 00:33:19,687 --> 00:33:21,930 This here is Jays. 771 00:33:21,965 --> 00:33:23,622 -The guy you was telling me about. 772 00:33:23,656 --> 00:33:24,105 -Mm-hm. 773 00:33:28,109 --> 00:33:29,076 -Come on. 774 00:33:36,773 --> 00:33:38,085 Your cuz says your cool. 775 00:33:38,119 --> 00:33:39,362 What do you want? 776 00:33:39,396 --> 00:33:40,328 -A lid. 777 00:33:40,363 --> 00:33:42,917 -[scoff] A lid? 778 00:33:42,951 --> 00:33:44,643 Where you from, man? 779 00:33:44,677 --> 00:33:46,507 Omaha? 780 00:33:46,541 --> 00:33:47,439 -Buffalo. 781 00:33:47,473 --> 00:33:48,819 -Buffalo. 782 00:33:48,854 --> 00:33:51,546 Freakin' place must be stuck in a time warp. 783 00:33:51,581 --> 00:33:53,617 It's $200 an ounce. 784 00:33:53,652 --> 00:33:55,964 You give me the money. 785 00:33:55,999 --> 00:33:58,174 -I want to see if first. 786 00:33:58,208 --> 00:33:59,451 -No, you don't look at it. 787 00:33:59,485 --> 00:34:01,556 -For $200, I want to see it first. 788 00:34:06,216 --> 00:34:07,114 -OK. 789 00:34:07,148 --> 00:34:08,563 -Let me smell it, too. 790 00:34:08,598 --> 00:34:10,634 --[scoff] Man, you must be from Omaha. 791 00:34:20,748 --> 00:34:22,336 -What's your problem? 792 00:34:22,370 --> 00:34:25,097 -No, thing is, uh, what's yours? 793 00:34:25,132 --> 00:34:28,480 I think you're a cop. 794 00:34:28,514 --> 00:34:29,274 -All right. 795 00:34:29,308 --> 00:34:30,309 I don't need this, scumbag. 796 00:34:30,344 --> 00:34:33,933 I can get my drugs from anybody. 797 00:34:33,968 --> 00:34:35,797 -I still think you're a cop. 798 00:34:39,974 --> 00:34:41,424 -Then pull the trigger. 799 00:34:51,641 --> 00:34:53,677 -No, you ain't a cop. 800 00:34:53,712 --> 00:34:56,922 Cops have to be old enough to drive after dark. 801 00:35:05,827 --> 00:35:07,174 -You're going to have to learn how 802 00:35:07,208 --> 00:35:08,692 to trust those instincts, Jays. 803 00:35:16,631 --> 00:35:18,564 You're under arrest. 804 00:35:18,599 --> 00:35:21,222 You have the right to remain silent. 805 00:35:21,257 --> 00:35:23,535 Anything you say can and will be used against you 806 00:35:23,569 --> 00:35:25,157 in a court of law. 807 00:35:25,192 --> 00:35:27,263 You have the right to an attorney. 808 00:35:27,297 --> 00:35:28,850 If you cannot afford an attorney-- 809 00:35:28,885 --> 00:35:29,679 -Horrific, horrific. 810 00:35:29,713 --> 00:35:30,680 --one will be appointed for you. 811 00:35:30,714 --> 00:35:32,440 -What the hell are you doing, Hanson? 812 00:35:32,475 --> 00:35:34,166 -Making an arrest! 813 00:35:34,201 --> 00:35:35,857 Suspect threatened to kill me. 814 00:35:35,892 --> 00:35:38,170 But not until I made the purchase. 815 00:35:38,205 --> 00:35:39,275 Open and shut. 816 00:35:39,309 --> 00:35:40,759 Solicited sale, and we made the exchange. 817 00:35:40,793 --> 00:35:41,622 Didn't we, Jays? 818 00:35:41,656 --> 00:35:42,933 [ANGRILY] Didn't we, Jays? 819 00:35:42,968 --> 00:35:44,211 -Hey, save it. 820 00:35:44,245 --> 00:35:45,626 Save it, man. 821 00:35:45,660 --> 00:35:47,869 What the hell are you going to charge him with? 822 00:35:47,904 --> 00:35:50,217 Illegal sale of a pair of smelly socks? 823 00:35:50,251 --> 00:35:51,563 -What are you talking about? 824 00:35:51,597 --> 00:35:52,219 -What's this? 825 00:35:52,253 --> 00:35:53,875 What's this? 826 00:35:53,910 --> 00:35:55,808 Panama brown, huh? 827 00:35:55,843 --> 00:35:57,741 Hey, why don't you save 'em, pal. 828 00:35:57,776 --> 00:35:59,709 I like to wear the ones with the little turtles 829 00:35:59,743 --> 00:36:01,987 on the ankle pockets. 830 00:36:02,021 --> 00:36:03,644 He was burning you, pal! 831 00:36:03,678 --> 00:36:04,507 [sirens] 832 00:36:04,541 --> 00:36:05,093 Huh? 833 00:36:05,128 --> 00:36:06,060 Good work. 834 00:36:06,094 --> 00:36:08,131 Good work, Hanson. 835 00:36:08,166 --> 00:36:09,270 Good work, man. 836 00:36:09,305 --> 00:36:10,651 Good licks. 837 00:36:10,685 --> 00:36:13,412 You just used up a punk we've been watching for six months 838 00:36:13,447 --> 00:36:15,794 on an ADW, which will be knocked down 839 00:36:15,828 --> 00:36:17,796 to brandishing by noon tomorrow. 840 00:36:17,830 --> 00:36:19,901 Even a boot like you should know that. 841 00:36:19,936 --> 00:36:21,317 -Take him in, Artie. 842 00:36:21,351 --> 00:36:22,870 -Captain Jenko, look, I'm sorry. 843 00:36:22,904 --> 00:36:23,353 I was-- 844 00:36:23,388 --> 00:36:23,802 -Hey, man. 845 00:36:23,836 --> 00:36:24,734 Save it. 846 00:36:24,768 --> 00:36:25,804 And please, don't call me captain. 847 00:36:25,838 --> 00:36:27,081 -Look, I was just trying to do my job here. 848 00:36:27,115 --> 00:36:28,013 -Trying to what? 849 00:36:28,047 --> 00:36:29,877 Trying to cowboy the deal is what! 850 00:36:29,911 --> 00:36:31,913 Make a big call or be a real cop. 851 00:36:31,948 --> 00:36:35,572 And with you being a real cop, I've got to pull Penhall out, 852 00:36:35,607 --> 00:36:37,850 because every punk that's been hanging with Jays 853 00:36:37,885 --> 00:36:41,233 will be able to make him easier than Elton John in a hat shop. 854 00:36:41,268 --> 00:36:42,338 Come on. 855 00:36:42,372 --> 00:36:46,307 Let's get out of here man, like splitsville. 856 00:36:46,342 --> 00:36:47,791 Good licks. 857 00:36:47,826 --> 00:36:49,276 Good licks, Hanson! 858 00:37:12,782 --> 00:37:16,751 [alarm ringing] 859 00:37:30,282 --> 00:37:33,699 [engine stalling] 860 00:37:40,258 --> 00:37:42,294 -OK, try that now. 861 00:37:42,329 --> 00:37:45,470 [engine stalling] 862 00:37:45,504 --> 00:37:46,505 -Nothing. 863 00:37:46,540 --> 00:37:48,749 -That's a nice car you got there, Doug. 864 00:37:48,783 --> 00:37:50,613 -It's not mine. 865 00:37:50,647 --> 00:37:51,303 It's Hoffs. 866 00:37:53,857 --> 00:37:55,100 -Really? 867 00:37:55,134 --> 00:37:57,378 -Mm-hm. 868 00:37:57,413 --> 00:37:58,034 -Really? 869 00:37:58,068 --> 00:37:58,552 PENHALL: Yup. 870 00:37:58,586 --> 00:38:00,554 Try it again. 871 00:38:00,588 --> 00:38:02,003 -This is your car? 872 00:38:02,038 --> 00:38:03,419 -What's left of it, yeah. 873 00:38:03,453 --> 00:38:04,834 -Really? 874 00:38:04,868 --> 00:38:06,491 -Yeah, really. 875 00:38:06,525 --> 00:38:08,665 See, they were just all out of those purple Caddies, 876 00:38:08,700 --> 00:38:11,565 you know, with the mud flaps and fur around the mirrors. 877 00:38:11,599 --> 00:38:12,807 You know what I'm saying? 878 00:38:12,842 --> 00:38:13,636 -Wow. 879 00:38:13,670 --> 00:38:14,637 Must raise hell with your image. 880 00:38:21,851 --> 00:38:25,579 Try it again. 881 00:38:25,613 --> 00:38:29,479 [engine starting] 882 00:38:29,514 --> 00:38:31,447 -Belt was stuck in the carb. 883 00:38:36,900 --> 00:38:38,799 -What are you looking at? 884 00:38:38,833 --> 00:38:41,319 JENKO: OK, let's run this down. 885 00:38:41,353 --> 00:38:43,907 Hoffs, what's with getting an A+ on your book report 886 00:38:43,942 --> 00:38:45,323 for "Catcher in the Rye"? 887 00:38:45,357 --> 00:38:47,566 -Well, everything's pretty steady over at Bennett High. 888 00:38:47,601 --> 00:38:49,016 I had time. 889 00:38:49,050 --> 00:38:51,294 Might even make honor roll. 890 00:38:51,329 --> 00:38:52,502 -Groovy. 891 00:38:52,537 --> 00:38:54,780 You know, it's very unusual for honor roll students 892 00:38:54,815 --> 00:38:56,264 to hang out with felons. 893 00:38:56,299 --> 00:38:58,681 Like, watch your profile, Peaches. 894 00:38:58,715 --> 00:39:00,924 Penhall, what's shaking with you, bud? 895 00:39:00,959 --> 00:39:04,203 -I figure with Jays out of the mix and my cover blown, 896 00:39:04,238 --> 00:39:06,620 I thought I could play golf for the rest of the semester. 897 00:39:06,654 --> 00:39:08,346 -Yeah, well figure gain. 898 00:39:08,380 --> 00:39:10,451 Bob Hope plays golf. 899 00:39:10,486 --> 00:39:12,108 But don't sweat it, bud. 900 00:39:12,142 --> 00:39:14,593 I'm sure we'll find a place for you. 901 00:39:14,628 --> 00:39:17,320 Ioki, what's happening on the hill? 902 00:39:17,355 --> 00:39:19,702 -Well, um, I got my dude set up at Cleveland 903 00:39:19,736 --> 00:39:21,289 High for some quantity. 904 00:39:21,324 --> 00:39:23,533 But I'm still waiting for clearance from that six grand 905 00:39:23,568 --> 00:39:24,500 from Parket Center. 906 00:39:24,534 --> 00:39:25,880 -Hanson, we're going to let you get 907 00:39:25,915 --> 00:39:27,917 your feet wet at Amherst High. 908 00:39:27,951 --> 00:39:29,919 Put you in there for a couple a weeks. 909 00:39:29,953 --> 00:39:31,852 Hanson, you're a disciplinary transfer 910 00:39:31,886 --> 00:39:34,441 from Wilcox with a suspected drug 911 00:39:34,475 --> 00:39:36,719 problem and a very bad attitude. 912 00:39:36,753 --> 00:39:37,858 Dig? 913 00:39:37,892 --> 00:39:40,792 Everything you need to know is in this deal. 914 00:39:40,826 --> 00:39:43,588 Read it carefully, Hanson. 915 00:39:43,622 --> 00:39:46,729 And please, do me a favor. 916 00:39:46,763 --> 00:39:49,766 Try not to blow your cover on the first day. 917 00:39:49,801 --> 00:39:50,698 -Okey dokey. 918 00:39:50,733 --> 00:39:52,044 JENKO: There's absolutely nothing 919 00:39:52,079 --> 00:39:56,911 heavy going on at Amherst-- that we of. 920 00:39:56,946 --> 00:40:00,467 So just, you know, keep your eyes open, stay out of trouble, 921 00:40:00,501 --> 00:40:02,779 and remember, you're still in training. 922 00:40:02,814 --> 00:40:04,436 PENHALL: Let's go do it! 923 00:40:04,471 --> 00:40:05,920 [howl] 924 00:40:05,955 --> 00:40:09,303 -Glad he's on our side. 925 00:40:09,337 --> 00:40:12,686 [music playing] 926 00:40:47,893 --> 00:40:50,793 -Sorry, boy. 927 00:40:50,827 --> 00:40:53,036 But you can't park there. 928 00:40:53,071 --> 00:40:53,830 -Oh, yeah? 929 00:40:53,865 --> 00:40:54,417 I'm new. 930 00:40:54,452 --> 00:40:55,591 I didn't know. 931 00:40:55,625 --> 00:40:57,731 -Yeah, well, if you want to get old, you know now. 932 00:40:57,765 --> 00:40:59,836 So move that ragged piece of tin. 933 00:40:59,871 --> 00:41:01,424 I don't want it stinking up my spot. 934 00:41:04,151 --> 00:41:04,600 Yo! 935 00:41:12,366 --> 00:41:14,299 You don't want to park it there. 936 00:41:14,333 --> 00:41:15,990 It might get hurt. 937 00:41:16,025 --> 00:41:17,578 -Me or the car? 938 00:41:17,613 --> 00:41:19,373 -You heard the man. 939 00:41:19,407 --> 00:41:20,236 Move it! 940 00:41:26,242 --> 00:41:27,692 -No thanks, man. 941 00:41:27,726 --> 00:41:29,176 I'm trying to quit. 942 00:41:29,210 --> 00:41:31,178 [crowd jeering] 943 00:41:37,184 --> 00:41:39,151 [crowd cheering] 944 00:41:39,186 --> 00:41:40,152 -Move it! 945 00:41:49,127 --> 00:41:51,578 [crowd expressing astonishment] 946 00:41:56,099 --> 00:42:01,553 [crowd shouting] 947 00:42:01,588 --> 00:42:03,037 -You're dead, boy. 948 00:42:03,072 --> 00:42:06,558 [crowd cheering] 949 00:42:15,533 --> 00:42:18,501 -Break it up! 950 00:42:18,536 --> 00:42:20,330 -Let them fight! 951 00:42:20,365 --> 00:42:20,883 -All right. 952 00:42:20,917 --> 00:42:22,022 Who started it? 953 00:42:22,056 --> 00:42:22,678 -Started what? 954 00:42:22,712 --> 00:42:24,472 The guy's a friend. 955 00:42:24,507 --> 00:42:26,302 -That right, Tyrell? 956 00:42:26,336 --> 00:42:28,753 [laughter] 957 00:42:28,787 --> 00:42:30,168 Who are you? 958 00:42:30,202 --> 00:42:31,479 -My name's Tom Bower. 959 00:42:31,514 --> 00:42:33,136 I'm new here. 960 00:42:33,171 --> 00:42:35,760 -You make a hell of a first impression. 961 00:42:35,794 --> 00:42:37,416 Come on, who started it? 962 00:42:43,181 --> 00:42:44,147 All right. 963 00:42:44,182 --> 00:42:46,564 Both of you, Jake Shaffer's office. 964 00:42:46,598 --> 00:42:47,047 Move it. 965 00:42:49,946 --> 00:42:52,708 -Park the ride. 966 00:42:52,742 --> 00:42:54,951 PRINCIPAL SHAFFER: Just minutes into the first quarter 967 00:42:54,986 --> 00:42:57,713 on a Monday morning, I already go two players out at bats. 968 00:43:01,026 --> 00:43:04,789 Gonna have to throw the flag on you, Tyrell. 969 00:43:04,823 --> 00:43:07,274 Two weeks detention. 970 00:43:07,308 --> 00:43:11,243 And I got to send a report in to your probation officer, too. 971 00:43:11,278 --> 00:43:13,418 Now, he's not gonna like that. 972 00:43:13,452 --> 00:43:18,665 Why'd he even make you park that Ferrari out in the bullpen? 973 00:43:18,699 --> 00:43:20,598 You get your hands off me, boy. 974 00:43:24,360 --> 00:43:25,775 Now you get out of here. 975 00:43:46,071 --> 00:43:50,524 This is not a real impressive completion record, Bower. 976 00:43:50,558 --> 00:43:54,562 Seems like at Wilcox High, you threw a lot of interceptions. 977 00:43:54,597 --> 00:43:56,081 Real tough guy, huh? 978 00:43:56,116 --> 00:44:00,085 [laugh] Oh, not to mention a couple notes here 979 00:44:00,120 --> 00:44:01,673 about a whiff problem. 980 00:44:01,708 --> 00:44:03,364 You know, when I was your age, getting up 981 00:44:03,399 --> 00:44:05,573 for the game was a spiritual thing. 982 00:44:05,608 --> 00:44:09,025 -I don't, uh, play a lot of sports. 983 00:44:09,060 --> 00:44:13,823 -Well, we got a tough love program here at Amherst. 984 00:44:13,858 --> 00:44:16,688 I expect you and your old man to make it tomorrow night, 985 00:44:16,723 --> 00:44:18,725 or I throw you out of the league. 986 00:44:18,759 --> 00:44:20,036 -Well, thank you, sir. 987 00:44:20,071 --> 00:44:24,316 I, uh-- but my father works nights and can't make it. 988 00:44:24,351 --> 00:44:25,628 -[WHISPERING] Make him make it. 989 00:44:33,463 --> 00:44:35,673 MALE STUDENT: Come on, Waxer! 990 00:44:35,707 --> 00:44:37,122 Leave me alone, man. 991 00:44:41,540 --> 00:44:44,405 -You're gonna like it here at Amherst, boy. 992 00:44:44,440 --> 00:44:47,512 You're gonna like it a lot if you like dying. 993 00:44:54,968 --> 00:44:58,968 [theme music]