Who told you to travel? Keep busy
Professor, how much can this antique get?
A few dimes
Only a few dimes?
Go and see for yourself
Made in Hong Kong
Hong Kong
Professor
Professor, over there磗 a cave from
which these were found Look
Go and have a look
Let磗 go
So slow. Go in first
l磎 afraid
This will boost you up
Go in, quick
Go
Go away
Professor, help
Unzip it
Help me, help me quick!
Calm down Don磘 be afraid
Splendid. A tonic
Splendid
Professor, it looks like a grave Let磗 go
Go? Look, what磗 this?
lt磗 gold teeth
We磖e rich
You磖e no longer needed here
You scatter to find Don磘 swallow it up
You磖e swallowing it again Show it
Are you going to show it?
How can you eat this?
lt磗 a tonic
Nonsense
Professor, look
Open it
Want to get rich?
Sure!
Go then
Don磘 look
Lend a hand
You磖e good for nothing
Great!
What?
l mean what磗 inside her
Don磘 touch her lt磗 more valuable intact
You mean including the body, Professor?
lf we find a buyer, we磍l be rich
Come and lend a hand
Professor, a small one too
Mother and son in the same coffin
That磗 empty, the corpse is gone
Where磗 the corpse?
Maybe out for games
Yes, he磗 out to find you
He hasn磘 gone out
He磗 right here
He磗 got weapons
Signs of a fight
Why?
For the sake of money?
For girls
For...
Who cares?
Take them away when dark
Come on, move him down first
Don磘 pace up and down
Clean the dust
She died peacefully
Not peacefully, beautifully
The face is still elastic
after a century
See if your heart still beat
My heart磗 pounding hard
lt doesn磘 beat
What are you doing?
l want to have her clothing cleaned
What?
Don磘 tear it, it磗 an antique
Let me bathe her then
Bathe her?
Bathe yourself! Stop making trouble
You磖e up to no good
Right, he tries to molest a corpse
ls that any of your business?
Sure, because you want to undress her
What?
ls that any of your business?
Quiet!
Look!
Don磘 think l磎 afraid
You磖e interfering
See if you dare to interfere again
What are you doing? Let go my little bird
Take it back
l love it only
next to my mammy
Little bird, get up
Little bird, don磘 die
Don磘 die
Mouth-to-mouth resuscitation
Don磘 toy with the little bird Professor
What a nuisance
What?
Mr Nelsson
l磎 Kwok Tun-wong
l磛e something good for you
What?
Corpses of the Chien Lung reign
Show me a sample
Sample? l磍l show you a small one
Bye!
You smoke too much,
you may get lung cancer
You eat many worms,
you may get cancer
Professor, so corpses can make money
How much can these get?
What do you mean?
Afraid l may take away your share?
You磛e never taken my share into account
l磎 going too
There磗 a little hope for us then
Hope? We磖e out of hope
Quiet!
Can磘 l hear it?
Sonny, you磖e getting naughty
l磛e already switched it off
My hands are on the steering wheel
Don磘 frame me
Help
Mammy
Help
Wait
Why run so fast?
Well, why am l running so fast?
Professor, the corpse磗 moving
A moving one gets a better price
Go back and see
Hurry up
Professor, only the spells are left
Bad
What about the two things in the studio?
Go back quickly
Each time l stare at you
your eyes are full of tears
lt makes no difference even with a General
Corpse-appeasing talisman
So scientific?
lt磗 all right
Ghost tamer Chung Kuei sketched it
lt touches yih & yang and links the 5 elements
lt can exorcise all kinds of spirits
lt磗 called 创Corpse-appeasing talisman创
Any corpse
pasted with it
may get provoked
Descendants shouldn磘 tear it off
or it may resurrect
Resurrect?
So horrible?
Go
Damn it!
Advance, retreat
Crouch down
Little bird. Finished
Little bird, you磖e free
What about me?
Professor, those...
Those two corpses can move
The spell must be torn then
How do you know?
l should have warned you
How are things inside then?
l overpowered that female corpse
What about that male one?
He磗 out to get able-bodied men
Nonsense, he nearly overpowered me
What now? Professor
Get the things ready
They磖e inside
Look out from the transom
Open up
l watch here
l磍l run if anything happens
Don磘 worry, l won磘 go in
Go and get the things
What are you up to?
Saw him into two pieces, then mince him
For making soup?
l磛e never tried it
Get a rope We must take him alive
Professor, where磗 that corpse?
Bring me a rope
What shall l use then?
Hands, like a successful man does
Hands?
Get the gun under my pillow
Gun? When did you buy it?
Yesterday. Go ahead
Missing
Why are you kicking him?
You may provoke him to pursue me
Catch
Professor, he磗 still moving
创Chicken创, where磗 that talisman?
l磛e torn it
Has it become a dud?
Maybe it磗 too small
Maybe!
Professor, he磗 still trembling What now?
Get a rope to tie him
Get back the small one before dawn
Don磘 let anyone know it
Lend a hand
Wait
Come to the garden to play
Dad, dad
Yes?
Dad, l need a bamboo stick for the lantern
l磎 busy
Get it from the greenhouse
All right
Dad, dad
What磗 it now?
Dad
Dad, the greenhouse...
Good
No, dad
Don磘 disturb me. Go out
Let磗 go and get help
lt磗 inside
Let磗 break in
Good!
Why? Are you afraid?
Go in
Shout and we磍l come to your help
Good
Run quickly
What磗 the matter with you?
You promised to help me
We磛e been fooled, only one plane
This shows
l didn磘 lie
But you fooled us
l really didn磘 lie Never mind
l really saw it
l believe you
They all don磘 believe me Do you?
You must be lying
Marie
Her again? Switch on the TV
Eat with them
Lower the sound volume
Come here on holiday
Your children may not like me
They will
Let磗 talk about it later
Be sure to come to see you
Bye-bye
Dad磗 here. Let磗 eat
You磖e naughty
You磖e a pest
Dad, stop that,
the food磗 getting cold
Eat now
Here now is the News Report
This morning police
seized a fishing boat
carrying illegal immigrants
including
创Small Human Snake创
They had drifted for three days and nights
before being discovered by marine police
Dad, what磗 创Small Human Snake创?
A child illegal immigrant
They磖e so called because they can磘 stay
Poor little things
They磖e cold and hungry They must stay indoors
to avoid getting arrested
Dad, l磎 full
Where are you going?
To play with puppy
Dad, there are two men and a woman here
Why are two men washing dishes
but the woman goes out?
Had they been
two adults and a child
it磗 logical for the adults to work
Why is the adult not working then
to let the children
go out to play
Can磘 we make the children work
And let the adult play?
What would you play then?
Since your mom died,
there磗 much to 创play创
Feeding, changing diapers, cleaning bedsheets
washing clothes and dishes
You call that 创play创?
Go and 创play创 yourself
l磀 better take another wife
You磖e rude Why don磘 you knock?
Go away
Sorry, sorry
Come out, don磘 be afraid
l knew you were here
Don磘 be afraid
l won磘 tell Uncle policemen
We are friends, OK?
lt磗 cold here. Go in with me
Hold out your hand
Let磗 go
Chia-chia, what are you doing inside?
Dad, keep away
Go in quick
lt磗 raining Why did you go out?
Never mind
Never mind?
What磗 hidden in the wardrobe?
Nothing, nothing
Come on, let me see
Dad, l must go to bed Go out
Good night
lt磗 real fun
Who磗 it?
Brother, come in, l磍l show you something
What is it?
Come in quick!
What磗 the noise?
Dad, l grimaced to scare him
Dad
Don磘 run wild
Dad
Don磘 be afraid
He磗 friendly
Stand up!
Brother, isn磘 it fun?
Yes
lf dad knows, he may call the police
Let磗 not tell dad
Let磗 cross our fingers
Let磗 cross fingers
Daddy won磘 know it
When the thumbs touch
the secret won磘 be leaked
Hu, hurry up
lt磗 late
Coming
Hurry up
Coming
Don磘 run wild Watch out for the flowers
Why are you so early?
Fine, later cloudy with intermittent rains
Dad磗 out
Tell him to come out
All right
What has become of him?
l know
Dad says a 创Small Human Snake创 can磘 see the light
Let磗 draw up the curtain
Why are Chia-chia & others still not here?
Go in to find her
Let磗 go
Don磘 come in
Why won磘 you let us in?
Go out
Who磗 he?
Don磘 touch him
Quiet!
You may scare him
l磍l open it to let you see
Don磘 be afraid
They磖e my friends
l磎 Glutinous Rice Chicken
l磎 Spring Roll
l磎 Trussed Duck Feet
l磎 Layer Cake
What磗 his name?
No idea. He can磘 talk
Just call him 创OK Boy创
Good
OK Boy?
Good
Hand-in-hand we磖e glued together
l give you the bear hug
You don磘 mind, you don磘 mind at all
No matter how l make fun of you
You磖e the apple of my eye
You磖e my personal bodyguard
You stand up for me on anything
l want your company dawn to dusk
l need you to wander with me
You mean everything to me
l enjoy seeing you somersault
l need you to wander with me
l need your company dawn to dusk and
Forget about going to bed
You mean everything to me
Two hearts are telescoped into one
Uncle
Yes?
l must make it straight
Are you giving me the hand of Gigi?
创No change in half a century创
Uncle, please think it over
We were childhood friends
l have my principle
l磎 only a reporter,
but l磎 hardworking
lf she leaves me,
she won磘 find a better man
No more nonsense
My late father
was your good friend
You must
consider that
Trying to win sympathy? No!
There磗 no hope for us?
Maybe there is lnherit my medicine shop
and l磍l make you
my son-in-law
Anyone taking her must take my shop
l磎 not interested in medicine business
l磍l turn it into a photo studio
ldiot, l磍l find somebody else
Ping
Boss
Work hard, and this shop will be yours
Thank you, boss
Wait
l must tell you the truth
l磛e already done it with Gigi
What? How dare you lie?
l磛e already done it
Gigi
Yes, dad?
Did he take advantage of you? Tell me
He does that every day
Hear that?
lmpossible
She must磛e got me wrong
Gigi
Yes? Dad
Listen, did he...
lt磗 all right
Dad, the die is cast
The die is cast
Are you lying?
Why should l do you in
since l磛e already done her in?
What do you mean?
Take your time to think about it
Sir, want a prescription or the doctor?
The doctor
The doctor?
Boss, a patient
Come in
Sit down
Thanks
What troubles you?
Just a small matter. Look
A small thing
Does it still hurt?
No
How did you get this?
l was playing with a child next door
and he bit me when excited
Children are inhuman
when excited
l磎 not sure it was a child磗 bite
But the one who bit you is inhuman
Ping
Excuse me
Husk some old-vintage glutinous rice
Why is Uncle so excited?
lt磗 a rare case,
and a rare prescription
Friend, how did you get this?
l was playing with a child next door
Are you a doctor?
No, l磎 a reporter
l磍l take a photo
Don磘
Not you, the scar
Jen, stop making trouble
Boss
Are you sure it doesn磘 hurt?
Yes
Calm down
Don磘 worry You磍l be alright
Tell me frankly
what caused this?
A child next door bit me
All right, you may go home
Thank you, doctor
Jen, l must go out Watch here
What磗 up?
Watch the shop l磍l follow your dad
Watch here. l磍l tail them
Taxi
lt磗 you!
Father-in-law, get in
Follow that car in front
What happened?
The tiger in the zoo bit
Tiger? Must be a vampire
Vampire?
What then?
Why are we going then?
To fix him
Blast, l forgot the things
Follow what car in front
Don磘 ever go in
Get out
Open up, l磎 back
Professor, open up
Go and tell your dad it磗 here
Open up
Where are you going?
No more nonsense Go and get that little one
Quick, quick
German-made lock, 1 982
You can磘 confuse me
Great
Sedative, any such things?
They can still move
A photo with them
will make me famous
lt works
This way there磗 no sense of reality
Can磘 l walk?
Get going
Sounds like Jen
That bastard?
Jen, what磗 going on inside?
Vampires
Open up
Coming
Lend me a hand. Come on
Come on
Don磘 be afraid. l磎 here
What a smell
lt stinks
lt磗 dangerous
Sedative...
He磗 up again
Watch out!
The cloth is not cut
Watch out
l磍l stab you
Help!
Save dad
Catch
Give it to me
lt doesn磘 work
He磗 powerful
Dial 999 at once
Run
Hang up
Help!
Run
l磎 passing out
Don磘 go away, help me
Don磘 you believe what l told you?
They磖e real vampires
Vampire? Crazy
Police
A police raid
Corpse-rifling is a serious crime
Yes, let磗 go
Professor, l don磘 want to be rich
l want no money
Money? What about life?
You were bitten by that vampire
Unless you get the corpse磗 blood
you磍l die for sure
Why didn磘 you tell me till now?
The police are already here
You didn磘 want me to live
Luckily, l wasn磘 bitten
Professor, l磍l quit
That磗 not friendly
No point in considering that now
l磍l bite you
lt makes no difference
Let磗 see where
they磖e taking them
Why are the police not taking away the corpses?
What are you quarreling about? lt磗 simple
Someone dialed 999
The police arrived and found 2 corpses
Hand them over to the police
Are they to be handed over to a museum?
Yes, our museum
They磖e antiques, not corpses
Antiques?
What makes you think
they are antiques?
Because they don磘 decay
How long have they died?
At least 2 centuries,
judging from their costume
What if someone put animal skin
on the corpse after killing him
Does it become prehistoric relic?
Are you an archaeologist or a sucker?
Make no wild guess
Don磘 guess Hand it over to us
and we磍l operate to find its chronology
They can磘 be exhibited
after the operation
That磗 easy
Put your wife in a Ching dress
in a coffin
lt was you who said they磖e antiques
You磍l be held liable for what you said
You only talked nonsense
Quiet. This corpse...
Corpse? lt磗 an antique
Yes or no, l磍l operate on it
No, l must protect antiques
Hand it over to us for custody
Okay, but it must be operated on first
They don磘 fit anyway
Well, what now?
Use force
Don磘 be tough
Well, take them to the police station
Wait
Sorry, everybody
l磎 No. 2 fireman No Water
Our Commissioner gave orders
not to remove the corpses until he arrives
ls that any of his business?
l haven磘 finished yet
The lmmigration and Anti-Smuggling Commissioners
said they must decide on this too
Father-in-law lies inside
The winds are chilly
Nonsense, it磗 the air conditioning
Right
What are you doing?
Close the door at once
Sorry, everybody
Open it
Take it down
Freeze it hard like ice-picks
He磍l be all right then
Even snow can melt
Stab it and let me take a photo for souvenir
Frozen too hard
Not too hard, your father-in-law磗 too old
Let me do it
Can you?
Aim at the heart and stab
Harder, to pierce his heart
All right
Take a photo for me as souvenir
Push the shutter
when l count up to three
Come on, quick
One, two, three
Fixed
Bad, the sword磗 broken
Father-in-law, what now?
Use fire to burn them
Here? You may burn many to death
Many people will die as a result
Many will die
if the corpses flee
Bring kerosene at once
Father-in-law, someone磗 coming
Play the corpse
Bad, two corpses
Here?
Right
Here
Let磗 look around
We can磘 find it among so many
That one without dress is it
Come over
He looks familiar
Crazy, in hell?
l seem to have seen him before
Over here
Yes
There磗 a way out
Sure, or we wouldn磘 have been here
Whose blood shall we draw first?
The female, of course
Why?
That male fooled around before death
He might have got AlDS
Take the female out
OK
Hold it tight
So hard
Finished, all finished
l磍l get another syringe Soften her
Hurry up
What are you doing? Move it quick
He磗 flaring up. Take them away
Quick
Father-in-law, they are taking away the corpses
Follow them
Quick
Hurry up
Don磘 make trouble
Step on the gas
l磎 stepping too hard Where are we going?
Find a place to burn them
So fast!
Make it soft
So hard
1 , 2, 3, 4, 1 , 2, 3, 4
Soft now, bring the syringe
Hurry up
Father-in-law, the checkpoint
Break it, step on the gas
Break it?
What is it?
A truck is speeding off
Stop it by every means
Yes, sir
Stop
Father-in-law, what now?
Break it
Stop
Long Live the Queen
We really can磘 stop
What?
That磗 no way to talk to an officer
Father-in-law, what now?
Rush over
Why don磘 you break in?
Father-in-law, not my fault
Not your fault?
Sorry
So you enjoy driving, go
Go and l磍l shoot. Go!
Sir, listen
l have no time for that You may choose not to speak
What you say will be used to testify against you
l磎 suing you for dangerous driving
resisting arrest,
murder, etc
What磗 inside? Open it
Can磘 be opened
Don磘 take me for a moron
Come on
You don磘 have to
3048, 2040, open it
Yes, sir
Stand it, don磘 let him come out
Go away
What? l磍l be finished if he gets away
Stand it by every means
Keep away
Father-in-law, there磗 a crowd
Disperse them
Stand it
What磗 it?
Those two inside are vampires
Vampires?
Disperse them
Don磘 try anything foolish!
Don磘 worry, sir
Stop! Stand back, all of you
Father-in-law, what now?
Make way
What do you want?
Fire!
A narrow escape
Let me take a photo for a souvenir
Bad, we磖e finished
Come and help put out the fire
The car磗 on fire
Vampire
Yes, vampire
Help
There磗 a way out
Shoot
Even the gun doesn磘 work
Follow me
Draw their blood
Go and strangle him
Me?
Yes, go ahead
Out of the way
Don磘 be in the way
Make way
Father-in-law, what now?
Follow them
Sir
Here is a News Report
Two suspected vampires
appeared in NT
They are still chasing and killing citizens
The situation is extremely chaotic
Two vampires, according to TV News
Vampires?
Vampires in a movie?
They found two OK Boys
They磖e not cute at all
Don磘 cry, father may hear it
Don磘 cry. Let磗 go into the room
l won磘 see it anymore
l磀 better return to watch the children
Tell Ying to watch the children for you
No need. l磍l come back later
Come here
Come here quick
Vampire boy
Dad
Dad, don磘
OK Boy is cute
Dad
Quiet!
Hello, 999?
Vampire here
The divine guidance
says southeast northwest
No point in making rounds here
Quiet, can磘 you see l磎 reciting?
Data Section informing TV news teams
Vampires were found at Castle Peak Road
Please rush to scene
Rush to the scene
at once
Don磘 recite anymore. Sit still
What took them so long?
Why are you so late?
The vampire is here
Dad
OK Boy
Turn on the light
Follow them
Go in
Blow out the house, if necessary
Wait
Don磘. Mr Hu磗 family of three are here
Don磘 worry, we磍l help them
You two go in
Me, too?
Go quick!
Sir, it won磘 help
You again What磗 your background?
Father-in-law, tell him your quali
Put down your gun first
My master Samo
had Spooky Encounters
Now he磗 met The Dead & The Deadly
Last year l caught a Mr Vampire
My name is Lin Cheng-ying
Mr Lin, what do you want us to do?
Switch off all the lights
Get some chloroform for elephants
l磍l take care of it
l see
Switch off the lights
Jen, follow me
Sir, who磗 Lin Cheng-ying?
No idea
Who cares?
Stab on the chest of the vampires
Father-in-law, stab on his chest
Give me the sword
What about me?
Lure him to strangle your neck,
then l磍l stab
Don磘
Go
Lure him in
Father-in-law
OK Boy
Come back
Switch on the lights
Prepare rockets
Launch
Follow me
Yes, sir
Put out the fire Clear up the scene
Yes, sir
Fire anaesthetic bullets
to kill them all
Shoot calcium sulphates, KlSS
lt would be too brutal
The body is yours only in name
You are reborn from your own ashes
Will Buddha give you
an early new life!
Buddha be praised
Come with us to the station
Don磘 let Uncle Cop
take him away
Let磗 adopt him, okay?
What if he grows up?
He may suck human blood
l磎 not afraid, l磛e much blood
Don磘, Uncle, don磘 take him away
l really don磘 know what to do
He helped us once
Don磘
Uncle, are you arresting him?
Little girl, you like him?
Yes, he磗 nice, he never bullies
Don磘 cry, don磘 cry!
Uncle, he磗 asleep
Let Uncle take him to bed
Don磘 worry. l won磘 hurt him
Don磘 go away
You磍l be caught once you磖e out
l have an idea
How about the small one?
Let磗 help him into early,
happy re-incarnation
Uncle, good-bye!
Uncle, bring him when you磖e free
Okay!
Come when you磖e free
What about him?