1 00:02:28,992 --> 00:02:30,688 Consider outer space. 2 00:02:30,949 --> 00:02:33,994 From the time of the first NASA mission, it became evident... 3 00:02:34,037 --> 00:02:37,820 that being in space has a profound effect on the human psyche. 4 00:02:37,908 --> 00:02:41,343 During the first Gemini mission, some thought was actually given... 5 00:02:41,430 --> 00:02:44,822 to the notion of sending up a man and a woman together. 6 00:02:45,039 --> 00:02:46,214 Really? 7 00:02:47,213 --> 00:02:49,736 A cosmic Adam and Eve, if you will... 8 00:02:50,475 --> 00:02:52,910 bound together in a sophisticated nerve center... 9 00:02:52,997 --> 00:02:55,607 at the head of the largest, most powerful known rocket... 10 00:02:55,651 --> 00:02:58,651 its giant thrusters blasting into the dark void... 11 00:02:58,694 --> 00:03:01,651 as they hurtled towards their final destination: 12 00:03:01,695 --> 00:03:03,782 the gushing wellspring of life itself. 13 00:03:05,653 --> 00:03:07,957 How would you like a sexual encounter so intense... 14 00:03:08,045 --> 00:03:10,523 it could conceivably change your political views? 15 00:03:12,392 --> 00:03:15,002 - Would you like to dance? - Yes, please. 16 00:03:16,002 --> 00:03:17,915 I'll take that as a no. 17 00:03:30,440 --> 00:03:33,050 - Consider outer space. - What? 18 00:03:42,443 --> 00:03:44,965 Private Gibson! Incoming! 19 00:03:47,922 --> 00:03:50,705 What is this? "Lonely man sitting on a hill"? 20 00:03:53,054 --> 00:03:54,663 It's over, Lance. 21 00:03:55,489 --> 00:03:56,924 It's gone, I've lost it. 22 00:03:58,272 --> 00:03:59,707 High school. 23 00:04:00,229 --> 00:04:03,317 I started off so hot. Sophomore year, two times. 24 00:04:04,012 --> 00:04:06,665 Junior year was excellent. Four times. 25 00:04:06,969 --> 00:04:09,274 And not all with the same girl. 26 00:04:09,840 --> 00:04:14,232 Senior year looked like the best. The first day of classes, then nothing. 27 00:04:14,406 --> 00:04:17,145 What do you mean, nothing your senior year? 28 00:04:17,233 --> 00:04:20,407 What about that time with Barbara DeVillebis in the high-jump pit? 29 00:04:20,494 --> 00:04:21,973 That was you. 30 00:04:26,148 --> 00:04:29,191 I just can't motivate myself the way I used to. 31 00:04:30,453 --> 00:04:32,410 Maybe I'm past my prime. 32 00:04:33,584 --> 00:04:37,020 It's not you. It's these high school girls, here. 33 00:04:38,063 --> 00:04:39,542 They're simple. 34 00:04:40,325 --> 00:04:43,630 They're never gonna stimulate a complex guy like you. 35 00:04:44,891 --> 00:04:47,108 - Maybe you're right. - Of course I'm right. 36 00:04:47,152 --> 00:04:48,370 Anyways... 37 00:04:48,544 --> 00:04:52,979 after tonight, you'll never have to deal with these simple high school girls again. 38 00:04:54,414 --> 00:04:58,633 - But won't these same girls be in college? - Yeah, but it'll be different. 39 00:04:58,719 --> 00:05:01,416 - Why? - Because they'll be college girls. 40 00:05:04,330 --> 00:05:05,982 I'm gonna miss you. 41 00:05:06,678 --> 00:05:10,809 It's your own fault. You could be coming out to California with me. 42 00:05:10,853 --> 00:05:12,070 Yeah, right. 43 00:05:12,157 --> 00:05:14,984 Get a totally bitchin' education out there, dude. 44 00:05:15,332 --> 00:05:16,680 California. 45 00:05:17,289 --> 00:05:19,681 You could be coming to New England with me. 46 00:05:19,724 --> 00:05:22,551 What are you, crazy? The Ivy League stinks. 47 00:05:22,942 --> 00:05:25,378 They've only got those ugly, intellectual girls... 48 00:05:25,464 --> 00:05:29,161 with Band-Aids on their knees from playing the cello. No, thank you. 49 00:05:29,378 --> 00:05:31,378 I'm really gonna miss you. 50 00:05:32,205 --> 00:05:34,032 We're college men now. 51 00:05:45,077 --> 00:05:48,035 Dear Lance, the campus here is beautiful. 52 00:05:48,904 --> 00:05:51,992 I've never seen so much corduroy in one place. 53 00:05:52,861 --> 00:05:54,688 Classes are classes. 54 00:05:54,992 --> 00:05:58,298 One of them even looks like it might be interesting. 55 00:05:59,254 --> 00:06:00,559 You never know. 56 00:06:02,038 --> 00:06:05,994 You're wrong about the women here. I haven't seen one Band-Aid. 57 00:06:06,038 --> 00:06:08,169 In fact, there's plenty of action. 58 00:06:08,256 --> 00:06:10,822 My roommate and I have an understanding. 59 00:06:11,213 --> 00:06:14,648 Hope things are going as good for you. Your pal, Gib. 60 00:06:15,866 --> 00:06:18,258 P.S. All of the above is bullshit. 61 00:06:18,823 --> 00:06:22,128 I'm floundering in a sea of confusion and total despair. 62 00:06:22,215 --> 00:06:24,869 But, knock on wood, I still have my health. 63 00:06:25,085 --> 00:06:28,391 This week's assignment is to rewrite last week's assignment. 64 00:06:28,565 --> 00:06:31,870 Remember, "As the dog returneth to his own vomit... 65 00:06:32,522 --> 00:06:34,871 "so does the fool to his folly." 66 00:06:38,349 --> 00:06:41,524 Sorry I'm late, but there was this big problem... 67 00:06:41,741 --> 00:06:43,263 and I'm late because of it. 68 00:06:45,916 --> 00:06:49,656 Katherine, when I told you that you should develop your own style... 69 00:06:49,743 --> 00:06:53,483 I didn't mean that you should dot the i's with little flowers. 70 00:06:53,570 --> 00:06:57,179 And this lavender ink.... Would you lose that? 71 00:06:57,440 --> 00:06:59,136 It strains the eye. 72 00:06:59,353 --> 00:07:01,354 You sure take a lot of notes. 73 00:07:04,441 --> 00:07:08,007 Miss Duran, this is very interesting. 74 00:07:08,660 --> 00:07:12,312 Ordinarily, the conclusion comes in the end of the paper, but.... 75 00:07:12,704 --> 00:07:14,574 - I like that. - Thank you. 76 00:07:14,618 --> 00:07:15,792 Go on. 77 00:07:16,619 --> 00:07:17,575 Gibson. 78 00:07:24,706 --> 00:07:26,621 - Mr. Gibson? - Yes, what? 79 00:07:26,968 --> 00:07:31,012 I know what an important part voyeurism plays in your daily life... 80 00:07:31,099 --> 00:07:33,969 but would you mind if I take up a moment of your time? 81 00:07:34,970 --> 00:07:36,622 - Sure. - Thank you. 82 00:07:36,970 --> 00:07:38,927 See, I want to tell you... 83 00:07:39,797 --> 00:07:41,233 that I really enjoyed your paper. 84 00:07:41,319 --> 00:07:42,363 - You did? - Yeah. 85 00:07:42,449 --> 00:07:44,798 I don't remember the last time... 86 00:07:44,885 --> 00:07:48,843 that I have seen this much detail expressed on: 87 00:07:49,190 --> 00:07:52,930 "How to eat pizza without burning the roof of your mouth." 88 00:07:55,452 --> 00:07:59,757 Unfortunately, whatever whimsical qualities that your paper evokes... 89 00:08:00,889 --> 00:08:05,150 are obscured in a morass of marginal grammar... 90 00:08:05,454 --> 00:08:07,194 creative spelling... 91 00:08:07,933 --> 00:08:10,238 and, as I believe, sausage stain. 92 00:08:10,673 --> 00:08:12,021 Pepperoni. 93 00:08:12,891 --> 00:08:14,631 Clean it up. 94 00:08:16,109 --> 00:08:17,109 Ms. Bradbury. 95 00:08:18,501 --> 00:08:20,414 You, on the other hand... 96 00:08:20,501 --> 00:08:23,328 express your ideas very clearly. 97 00:08:23,806 --> 00:08:25,154 Thank you. 98 00:08:25,676 --> 00:08:27,851 Except that your paper is.... 99 00:08:28,546 --> 00:08:30,068 Well, it's dry. 100 00:08:30,764 --> 00:08:33,590 There's not enough of you coming through. 101 00:08:34,243 --> 00:08:36,722 Loosen up, Alison. Have some fun. 102 00:08:37,461 --> 00:08:40,375 Sleep when you feel like it, not when you think you should. 103 00:08:40,419 --> 00:08:43,462 Eat food that is bad for you, at least once in a while. 104 00:08:43,854 --> 00:08:48,202 Have conversations with people whose clothes are not color coordinated. 105 00:08:49,029 --> 00:08:51,291 Make love in a hammock! 106 00:08:55,770 --> 00:08:58,379 Life is the ultimate experience. 107 00:08:59,118 --> 00:09:01,423 You have to experience it... 108 00:09:01,510 --> 00:09:03,597 in order to write about it. 109 00:09:04,989 --> 00:09:07,990 - Yes, Alison. - What did you say after "hammock"? 110 00:09:09,947 --> 00:09:11,295 - I want you. - All right. 111 00:09:11,338 --> 00:09:13,947 You're a dead man, dead meat. You'll hear footsteps. 112 00:09:14,034 --> 00:09:15,078 Set! 113 00:09:16,470 --> 00:09:19,427 One, one thousand, two, one thousand, three, one thousand. 114 00:09:23,297 --> 00:09:27,255 Gibson, all-pro safety out of Grambling, makes another sparkling defensive jam. 115 00:09:28,776 --> 00:09:31,298 - I thought Grambling was all black. - So what? 116 00:09:31,386 --> 00:09:32,821 What are you doing tonight? 117 00:09:32,908 --> 00:09:36,561 I'll tell you, I am not rewriting my English paper. I have a social life. 118 00:09:36,648 --> 00:09:39,735 That's right, I forgot. You've got to go to a mixer. 119 00:09:39,866 --> 00:09:42,997 Stand in the corner for three hours, and not ask anyone to dance. 120 00:09:43,083 --> 00:09:44,910 It's the girls at this school. 121 00:09:44,954 --> 00:09:48,955 All they want is to stay indoors, smoke cigarettes and relate. I don't like them. 122 00:09:48,998 --> 00:09:51,128 Why do you have to like them? 123 00:09:54,129 --> 00:09:55,217 You're dead meat. 124 00:09:55,782 --> 00:09:58,434 What does Taub mean, I have to live life? 125 00:09:58,522 --> 00:10:02,174 In high school, I was delegate to the mock UN in New York City. 126 00:10:02,348 --> 00:10:03,523 Twice. 127 00:10:04,089 --> 00:10:07,263 When I was nine, I broke my brother's nose, boxing. 128 00:10:07,871 --> 00:10:11,090 On a tour of Graceland, I passed out in Elvis' bedroom. 129 00:10:12,438 --> 00:10:15,482 I think I've done my share of living, haven't I? 130 00:10:15,526 --> 00:10:18,657 - What do you think of that guy Gib? - I don't. 131 00:10:20,005 --> 00:10:22,136 I think he's got a cute ass. 132 00:10:23,048 --> 00:10:24,440 - Him? - Yeah. 133 00:10:26,311 --> 00:10:29,310 Gibson, with the interception! And he's got some running room! 134 00:10:29,354 --> 00:10:31,355 He's to the 30, to the 40... 135 00:10:31,442 --> 00:10:35,400 and he's run out of bounds at midfield by Jimbo Maccavechi! 136 00:10:36,007 --> 00:10:38,835 That's Gibson's 9th interception of this very young season. 137 00:10:38,878 --> 00:10:41,227 He's having an outstanding year. 138 00:10:41,922 --> 00:10:44,184 "Life's the ultimate experience." 139 00:10:46,619 --> 00:10:48,794 Forget it. She likes the intellectual type. 140 00:10:48,880 --> 00:10:50,793 I'm intellectual, and stuff. 141 00:10:50,837 --> 00:10:54,186 You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff. 142 00:10:54,751 --> 00:10:57,578 The only way she'd go out with you is out of pity. 143 00:10:57,708 --> 00:11:01,274 - Mastin, you're a genius. - Stop and go, on 1. 144 00:11:05,232 --> 00:11:06,406 Break! 145 00:11:06,536 --> 00:11:08,754 - Both y'all are dead. - Ready down. Set. 146 00:11:08,841 --> 00:11:11,537 - Hut one. Hut two. Hut three. - Watch it, now. 147 00:11:11,625 --> 00:11:14,625 One, one thousand, two, one thousand, three, one thousand. 148 00:11:17,190 --> 00:11:18,756 - Nice D. - Go! 149 00:11:21,539 --> 00:11:22,670 Nice. 150 00:11:23,192 --> 00:11:25,193 - Where are you going? - Come on! 151 00:11:26,192 --> 00:11:27,497 The ball! 152 00:11:41,239 --> 00:11:45,240 I'm flunking English. I was wondering if maybe you could help me out. 153 00:11:46,067 --> 00:11:47,545 Nice swimsuit. 154 00:11:49,372 --> 00:11:51,676 If I flunk English, I'm out of here. 155 00:11:52,241 --> 00:11:54,068 Kiss college goodbye. 156 00:11:57,243 --> 00:11:59,243 I don't know what I'll do. 157 00:12:00,026 --> 00:12:01,852 I'll probably go home. 158 00:12:02,592 --> 00:12:06,462 Gee, Dad will be pissed off. Mom will be heartbroken. 159 00:12:06,897 --> 00:12:11,028 If I play my cards right, I get maybe a six-month's grace period... 160 00:12:11,115 --> 00:12:14,855 and then I got to get a job, and you know what that means. 161 00:12:17,073 --> 00:12:20,509 That's right. They start me off at the drive-up window... 162 00:12:20,595 --> 00:12:22,770 and I work my way up from shakes to burgers... 163 00:12:22,813 --> 00:12:24,988 and then, one day, my lucky break comes. 164 00:12:25,074 --> 00:12:28,293 The French fry guy dies, and they offer me the job. 165 00:12:28,380 --> 00:12:31,989 But the day I have to start, some men come in a black Lincoln Continental... 166 00:12:32,076 --> 00:12:36,685 and tell me I can make a quick $300 just for driving a van back from Mexico. 167 00:12:37,773 --> 00:12:41,295 When I get out of jail, I'm 36 years old... 168 00:12:42,164 --> 00:12:44,905 Iiving in a flophouse. No job... 169 00:12:45,122 --> 00:12:48,428 no home, no upward mobility, very few teeth. 170 00:12:48,645 --> 00:12:51,123 Then one day they find me, face down... 171 00:12:51,167 --> 00:12:55,037 talking to the gutter, clutching a bottle of paint thinner. And why? 172 00:12:55,516 --> 00:12:58,038 Because you wouldn't help me in English. No! 173 00:12:58,124 --> 00:13:00,212 You were too busy to help me! 174 00:13:00,560 --> 00:13:03,212 Too busy to help a drowning man! 175 00:13:27,175 --> 00:13:28,261 Okay. 176 00:13:29,435 --> 00:13:31,915 - Okay, what? - Okay, I'll help you. 177 00:13:32,610 --> 00:13:33,872 You will? 178 00:13:35,524 --> 00:13:36,611 When? 179 00:13:38,307 --> 00:13:40,004 How about tonight? 180 00:13:43,830 --> 00:13:45,483 Let's see. Friday. 181 00:13:46,309 --> 00:13:49,309 5:30, dinner. 6:00, calculus. 182 00:13:52,310 --> 00:13:54,572 7:00, news. 7:30, shower. 183 00:13:54,920 --> 00:13:57,616 7:45, phone call. 8:00? 184 00:13:58,486 --> 00:14:01,747 8:00, I don't know. That's when I rearrange my sock drawer. 185 00:14:02,530 --> 00:14:05,574 - Do you want me to help you, or not? - I do. 186 00:14:05,834 --> 00:14:07,357 I was just kidding, there. 187 00:14:07,879 --> 00:14:10,009 - 8:00. - Okay. 188 00:14:12,445 --> 00:14:13,879 See you then. 189 00:14:14,750 --> 00:14:17,185 - Where? - McKenzie Hall. 190 00:14:17,837 --> 00:14:18,968 Great! 191 00:14:26,708 --> 00:14:28,491 It's Friday night! 192 00:14:39,320 --> 00:14:42,407 "I'm a freshman at a small Northeastern college. 193 00:14:42,712 --> 00:14:45,843 "I never thought those letters were true, until a few days ago... 194 00:14:45,887 --> 00:14:48,670 "I had an experience that changed my mind. 195 00:14:48,713 --> 00:14:50,540 "I just had to share it with you. 196 00:14:50,627 --> 00:14:53,844 "I had resigned myself to another night of reading your magazine... 197 00:14:53,932 --> 00:14:56,845 "when there was a knock on my dorm room door. 198 00:14:56,889 --> 00:15:00,629 "And when I opened the door, I could hardly believe my eyes. 199 00:15:00,977 --> 00:15:04,369 "There were two of the foxiest twins I had ever seen... 200 00:15:05,195 --> 00:15:08,500 "with long brunette hair, legs that wouldn't quit... 201 00:15:09,457 --> 00:15:11,022 "and firm tits." 202 00:15:14,197 --> 00:15:15,850 How does that sound? 203 00:15:15,893 --> 00:15:19,329 Change "tits" to "generous scoops of mouthwatering flesh." 204 00:15:19,415 --> 00:15:20,980 And have them defy gravity. 205 00:15:21,068 --> 00:15:22,416 Is this shirt good? 206 00:15:22,590 --> 00:15:25,764 Yeah. You think they'll know that "scoops of flesh" means "tits"? 207 00:15:25,852 --> 00:15:28,068 I don't think it sounds specific enough. 208 00:15:28,069 --> 00:15:30,418 Where else are you gonna find scoops of flesh? 209 00:15:30,505 --> 00:15:32,461 How's this for an opening line: 210 00:15:32,549 --> 00:15:34,897 "Did you know that Nietzsche died of syphilis?" 211 00:15:34,984 --> 00:15:37,984 - How do you spell "zucchini"? - Z-u-c-h-i-n-i. 212 00:15:38,723 --> 00:15:40,289 Nietzsche's too obscure. 213 00:15:40,376 --> 00:15:44,029 How about, "Did you know that Shakespeare died of syphilis?" 214 00:15:44,551 --> 00:15:48,030 She probably knows it isn't true. I don't know what to say. 215 00:15:48,118 --> 00:15:51,422 It's not what you say that counts, but how you say it. 216 00:15:51,509 --> 00:15:54,510 - Use sincerity. It's the best technique. - What? 217 00:15:56,945 --> 00:15:58,293 Come here. 218 00:16:06,600 --> 00:16:09,687 You know, I've never met anyone like you before. 219 00:16:11,949 --> 00:16:15,427 Usually, when I meet someone new, I feel awkward and shy. 220 00:16:15,949 --> 00:16:18,080 But with you, it's different. 221 00:16:18,471 --> 00:16:20,080 I can talk to you. 222 00:16:20,994 --> 00:16:25,821 You know what I'm thinking, without my having to explain it to you in fancy terms. 223 00:16:26,430 --> 00:16:29,213 We speak each other's unspoken language... 224 00:16:30,561 --> 00:16:31,822 fluently. 225 00:16:33,388 --> 00:16:34,780 I love you. 226 00:16:37,476 --> 00:16:41,737 That is the most enormous pile of horseshit I've ever heard in my life. 227 00:16:42,476 --> 00:16:45,694 - Get out of here, you piece of slime. - No chick would ever buy it. 228 00:16:45,782 --> 00:16:48,739 That's where you're wrong. It's how I got Lucy. 229 00:16:48,869 --> 00:16:51,087 - It's horseshit. - Effective horseshit. 230 00:16:51,174 --> 00:16:52,522 Get a life. 231 00:17:04,220 --> 00:17:05,829 It's true. 232 00:17:23,094 --> 00:17:24,398 It's open. 233 00:17:34,009 --> 00:17:38,706 I'm so far behind, I haven't even picked out a theme for my English Lit term paper. 234 00:17:39,054 --> 00:17:41,837 Of course I'm still coming out there for Christmas. 235 00:17:41,881 --> 00:17:45,707 You think I'm gonna leave you alone with all those UCLA girls? 236 00:17:45,794 --> 00:17:49,838 I just can't afford to fly. My parents will only pay if I go to see them. 237 00:17:49,926 --> 00:17:52,665 Don't worry. I'll figure something out. 238 00:17:52,709 --> 00:17:56,014 They have this bulletin board where they list rides. 239 00:17:56,100 --> 00:17:58,318 I really want to see you. 240 00:18:06,277 --> 00:18:10,060 I will send you the article on civil liability, I promise. 241 00:18:10,669 --> 00:18:11,669 Jason? 242 00:18:13,061 --> 00:18:16,323 Do you ever eat food that you think is bad for you? 243 00:18:17,714 --> 00:18:20,497 I didn't think so. It's not important. 244 00:18:23,280 --> 00:18:24,933 You tell me first. 245 00:18:27,499 --> 00:18:29,108 I love you, too. 246 00:18:32,152 --> 00:18:33,369 'Bye. 247 00:18:38,457 --> 00:18:40,893 - Who's that, your lawyer? - Someday. 248 00:18:44,502 --> 00:18:45,893 - Ready? - Yeah. 249 00:18:54,591 --> 00:18:57,809 "When I recollect my most truly excellent experience... 250 00:18:57,853 --> 00:19:00,593 "recurrent images buzz through my brain: 251 00:19:01,462 --> 00:19:05,463 "the big bubbles of crust that expand right up through the sauce... 252 00:19:05,550 --> 00:19:09,725 "glistening pools of oil as still and inviting as a mountain... 253 00:19:12,160 --> 00:19:13,334 "lake... 254 00:19:14,682 --> 00:19:17,770 "the ropy knots of cheese that gather to a chewy perfection... 255 00:19:17,813 --> 00:19:20,858 "in the center as the slices are pulled apart." 256 00:19:21,118 --> 00:19:23,989 - It's good. - This is all wrong. 257 00:19:24,075 --> 00:19:27,076 There's no punctuation. It's all one sentence. 258 00:19:27,511 --> 00:19:29,468 - So? - It's a mess. 259 00:19:30,207 --> 00:19:32,817 You neglected to mention the most important thing. 260 00:19:32,903 --> 00:19:35,295 I talk about the cheese-to-sauce ratio right there. 261 00:19:35,339 --> 00:19:39,122 You didn't state your topic, that this is gonna be a paper on pizza. 262 00:19:39,514 --> 00:19:41,775 But that is completely inferred. 263 00:19:42,166 --> 00:19:43,384 - Implied. - Whatever. 264 00:19:43,471 --> 00:19:46,863 Look, what do you say we blow this off and go exploring? 265 00:19:46,950 --> 00:19:49,254 Nothing gets done on a Friday night. Come on. 266 00:19:49,342 --> 00:19:50,777 Where are you going? 267 00:19:50,951 --> 00:19:53,038 It's too stuffy, let's go get some air. 268 00:19:59,170 --> 00:20:02,215 - You can't go in there. - I can. 269 00:20:02,822 --> 00:20:04,737 This is America, you can go anywhere. 270 00:20:26,741 --> 00:20:29,568 - We're not supposed to be up here. - See that? 271 00:20:29,655 --> 00:20:32,003 That's Ursa Major, the Big Bear. 272 00:20:32,525 --> 00:20:35,786 - We could get into trouble. - That's Ursa Minor, the Little Bear. 273 00:20:35,874 --> 00:20:38,656 Up to the north there, that's Cassiopeia. 274 00:20:39,221 --> 00:20:40,874 That's Cassiopeia? 275 00:20:41,701 --> 00:20:44,658 - She was the mother of Andromeda, right? - Who? 276 00:20:45,484 --> 00:20:48,354 - Cassiopeia. - Really? I just know the names. 277 00:20:48,746 --> 00:20:51,529 Andromeda's there, too, next to Cassiopeia. 278 00:20:51,877 --> 00:20:55,530 Andromeda. She was the princess who was chained to a rock. 279 00:20:56,399 --> 00:20:58,487 She was to be sacrificed to a sea serpent. 280 00:20:58,574 --> 00:21:00,313 - Did he get her? - No. 281 00:21:00,574 --> 00:21:04,140 - Perseus rescued her at the last minute. - Perseus, good man. 282 00:21:04,227 --> 00:21:06,836 He's up there, too, next to Andromeda. 283 00:21:07,750 --> 00:21:10,359 - You know a lot about astronomy. - Yeah. 284 00:21:11,620 --> 00:21:14,230 When I was six, I wanted to be an astronaut. 285 00:21:14,272 --> 00:21:16,882 You know, all the Tang you can drink. 286 00:21:18,752 --> 00:21:21,709 You'll never believe what I wanted to be when I was six. 287 00:21:21,752 --> 00:21:23,796 - A classics professor. - No. 288 00:21:25,667 --> 00:21:27,667 I wanted to be a princess. 289 00:21:39,451 --> 00:21:42,800 You know, Alison, I never met anyone like you before. 290 00:21:44,279 --> 00:21:47,845 Usually, when I meet someone new, I feel awkward and shy. 291 00:21:48,280 --> 00:21:51,715 But with you it's different. I feel I can talk to you. 292 00:21:52,629 --> 00:21:57,412 You know what I'm thinking, without me having to explain it to you in fancy terms. 293 00:21:57,499 --> 00:22:00,239 We speak each other's unspoken language... 294 00:22:00,457 --> 00:22:02,109 - What? - ...fluently. 295 00:22:03,979 --> 00:22:05,283 I love you. 296 00:22:06,284 --> 00:22:07,414 What? 297 00:22:08,458 --> 00:22:10,241 - Did I hurt you? - No. 298 00:22:11,850 --> 00:22:12,981 I'm sorry! 299 00:22:13,068 --> 00:22:15,982 You're not. You had this whole thing planned. 300 00:22:17,721 --> 00:22:19,025 Excellent. 301 00:22:25,983 --> 00:22:28,028 - What? - Don't you have an 8:00? 302 00:22:28,158 --> 00:22:30,071 - What time is it? - 7:51. 303 00:22:30,811 --> 00:22:31,898 Shit! 304 00:22:34,594 --> 00:22:35,768 God! 305 00:23:00,556 --> 00:23:01,817 Wait up. 306 00:23:05,905 --> 00:23:08,471 I feel really terrible about Friday night. 307 00:23:08,775 --> 00:23:11,775 I was rude, insensitive, selfish.... 308 00:23:11,906 --> 00:23:13,516 - Asshole. - Exactly. 309 00:23:14,341 --> 00:23:15,777 But that wasn't me. 310 00:23:15,864 --> 00:23:20,213 I don't know why I said those things, I'm really not like that. Please. 311 00:23:21,343 --> 00:23:22,952 I'm really sorry. 312 00:23:23,953 --> 00:23:25,648 Can you forgive me? 313 00:23:25,952 --> 00:23:27,170 Please. 314 00:23:30,301 --> 00:23:32,998 Come on, we're gonna be late for class. 315 00:23:36,563 --> 00:23:38,216 "He was a man, that's all. 316 00:23:38,738 --> 00:23:40,478 "A man like any other man. 317 00:23:41,565 --> 00:23:43,869 "A man like no other man." 318 00:23:47,175 --> 00:23:49,348 - That's very interesting, Marsha. - Thanks. 319 00:23:51,175 --> 00:23:53,393 You have a feel for ambiguity. 320 00:23:54,480 --> 00:23:56,698 Anyone else want to volunteer? 321 00:24:00,873 --> 00:24:03,091 - Me? - Give me your paper. 322 00:24:04,917 --> 00:24:06,352 Here you go. 323 00:24:08,614 --> 00:24:11,180 - No pepperoni today? - It's clean. 324 00:24:12,441 --> 00:24:16,528 "I am a freshman at a small Northeastern college. 325 00:24:16,746 --> 00:24:19,181 "I never thought these letters were real... 326 00:24:19,268 --> 00:24:22,486 "until a few days ago, when I had an experience that changed my mind. 327 00:24:22,574 --> 00:24:24,399 "I just had to share it with you." 328 00:24:24,487 --> 00:24:27,444 - Miss Taub, I don't think that you-- - Take it easy. 329 00:24:29,271 --> 00:24:32,576 "I am 6'2", with dark hair... 330 00:24:32,619 --> 00:24:36,663 "athletic build from football, and I'm considered good-looking by my friends. 331 00:24:36,751 --> 00:24:38,925 "I'm not boastful, but I must explain... 332 00:24:39,011 --> 00:24:42,186 "for the sake of clarity, that I am relatively well equipped... 333 00:24:42,273 --> 00:24:45,752 "with 10 inches of solid man-meat. 334 00:24:51,710 --> 00:24:56,233 "Still, it has been a dry season as far as girls were concerned." 335 00:25:10,366 --> 00:25:11,584 I'll get it. 336 00:25:15,150 --> 00:25:18,411 - It's for you, Gib. Long distance. - Thanks. 337 00:25:20,107 --> 00:25:21,238 I'm coming. 338 00:25:25,500 --> 00:25:27,369 Buddy, you getting any? 339 00:25:27,848 --> 00:25:31,979 I'm talking to you cordless. What are you doing for Christmas break? 340 00:25:32,240 --> 00:25:34,719 I do. You're coming to California. 341 00:25:35,502 --> 00:25:36,763 What don't you know? 342 00:25:36,849 --> 00:25:39,633 My roommate's got a convertible. We cruise to Palm Springs. 343 00:25:40,416 --> 00:25:42,111 I got exams after Christmas. 344 00:25:42,504 --> 00:25:46,635 We are talking SoCal, here. It's 80 degrees outside. 345 00:25:46,851 --> 00:25:49,201 My roommate's got this beach house in Malibu. 346 00:25:49,461 --> 00:25:51,200 I can't afford the flight. 347 00:25:51,765 --> 00:25:54,289 Listen. Can you hear that? 348 00:25:54,940 --> 00:25:57,637 Hear that? Those are waves calling out to you. 349 00:25:57,680 --> 00:25:59,376 They're beckoning. 350 00:26:00,768 --> 00:26:03,812 - "Come to California." - It's too sunny out there. 351 00:26:04,508 --> 00:26:06,900 There's a certain someone I want you to meet. 352 00:26:06,986 --> 00:26:07,943 Forget it. 353 00:26:08,378 --> 00:26:10,640 She's a very special person. 354 00:26:10,726 --> 00:26:12,813 I can't deal with striking out on both coasts. 355 00:26:13,118 --> 00:26:15,031 You're not gonna strike out. 356 00:26:15,119 --> 00:26:18,685 She was released from parochial school. She's in her experimental phase. 357 00:26:19,250 --> 00:26:20,468 Will you forget it? 358 00:26:20,816 --> 00:26:23,685 - She loves sex. - What does she look like? 359 00:26:24,686 --> 00:26:26,990 You remember that last snapshot I sent you? 360 00:26:27,034 --> 00:26:29,643 The blonde in the string bikini? Get it. 361 00:26:30,905 --> 00:26:33,992 - I can't right now. - That's an order, Private Gibson. 362 00:26:39,515 --> 00:26:40,863 Excuse me. 363 00:26:47,213 --> 00:26:48,517 That's new. 364 00:26:53,040 --> 00:26:54,475 - Yeah. - You got it? 365 00:26:54,735 --> 00:26:56,867 - Yeah. - Good. Now look at it. 366 00:26:57,041 --> 00:26:58,215 Fixate on it. 367 00:26:58,301 --> 00:27:00,911 - Are you fixating on it? - I'm fixating. 368 00:27:01,216 --> 00:27:03,303 - Are you sitting down? - Yes. 369 00:27:03,433 --> 00:27:05,172 She's a sure thing. 370 00:27:05,564 --> 00:27:06,999 A sure thing. 371 00:27:08,434 --> 00:27:11,913 I don't need to explain the deep significance of those words. 372 00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:14,696 I told her all about you, and she's dying to meet you. 373 00:27:14,784 --> 00:27:17,783 But you gotta drag your ass out here by the 22nd... 374 00:27:17,784 --> 00:27:20,611 because she's leaving the next day for a semester at sea. 375 00:27:20,698 --> 00:27:22,698 So, think you can make it? 376 00:27:26,916 --> 00:27:28,438 - Are you Gib? - Yeah. 377 00:27:28,526 --> 00:27:30,221 Hi, welcome aboard. 378 00:27:30,309 --> 00:27:33,092 - I'm Mary Ann Webster. - And I'm Gary Cooper. 379 00:27:33,352 --> 00:27:35,874 But not the Gary Cooper that's dead. 380 00:27:36,571 --> 00:27:37,745 Hop in. 381 00:27:44,572 --> 00:27:47,617 - Alison, this is Gib. - And Gib, this is Alison. 382 00:27:48,312 --> 00:27:50,226 I knew I should've taken the bus. 383 00:27:50,312 --> 00:27:53,444 What, and wind up sitting next to some sleazebag? 384 00:27:53,617 --> 00:27:55,443 Some sleazebag you don't know? 385 00:27:55,444 --> 00:27:58,445 - You two know each other. - We're old friends. 386 00:27:58,663 --> 00:28:01,532 We're not old friends. We're acquaintances. 387 00:28:01,794 --> 00:28:03,489 Very distant acquaintances. 388 00:28:03,577 --> 00:28:06,838 Kids, come on. Let's make this a fun trip, okay? 389 00:28:06,925 --> 00:28:09,882 - You guys know any show tunes? - That's a great idea. 390 00:28:09,969 --> 00:28:13,752 When the moon is in the Seventh House 391 00:28:13,796 --> 00:28:17,405 And Jupiter aligns with Mars 392 00:28:17,492 --> 00:28:21,320 Then peace will guide the planets 393 00:28:21,406 --> 00:28:24,319 And love will steer the stars 394 00:28:24,407 --> 00:28:28,799 This is the dawning of the age of Aquarius 395 00:28:29,060 --> 00:28:32,800 The age of Aquarius! 396 00:28:34,756 --> 00:28:39,149 Button up your overcoat when the wind is free 397 00:28:39,236 --> 00:28:42,759 Take good care of yourself you belong to me! 398 00:28:42,976 --> 00:28:44,237 Come on, everybody. 399 00:28:44,324 --> 00:28:48,977 Eat an apple every day, get to bed by 3:00 400 00:28:49,151 --> 00:28:52,326 Take good care of yourself you belong to me! 401 00:28:52,369 --> 00:28:53,500 Do the "ooh-ooh's." 402 00:28:53,587 --> 00:28:55,457 Be careful crossing streets 403 00:28:56,761 --> 00:28:58,370 Don't eat meats 404 00:28:59,762 --> 00:29:01,285 Cut out sweets 405 00:29:02,154 --> 00:29:05,067 You'll get a pain and ruin your tum-tum 406 00:29:10,851 --> 00:29:14,678 I never met anyone like you before. Usually, when I meet someone new... 407 00:29:15,157 --> 00:29:17,331 I feel awkward and shy. 408 00:29:17,679 --> 00:29:19,636 But with you it's different. 409 00:29:19,723 --> 00:29:21,810 I feel I can talk to you. 410 00:29:22,854 --> 00:29:27,420 You know what I'm thinking, without me having to explain it to you in fancy terms. 411 00:29:27,724 --> 00:29:30,855 We speak each other's unspoken language fluently. 412 00:29:32,900 --> 00:29:35,683 Before you go any further, let's be honest. 413 00:29:36,857 --> 00:29:39,335 You want it. I want it. 414 00:29:40,118 --> 00:29:43,858 You know I want it. You don't have to bullshit me to get it. 415 00:29:44,728 --> 00:29:48,337 And even if you do bullshit me, you still get it. 416 00:29:50,164 --> 00:29:54,209 Wear your flannel underwear when you climb a tree 417 00:29:54,295 --> 00:29:57,774 Take good care of yourself, you belong to me 418 00:29:58,731 --> 00:30:01,688 Honey, what's the matter? You're not singing. 419 00:30:01,905 --> 00:30:04,384 I'm not gonna sing if they're not gonna join in. 420 00:30:04,428 --> 00:30:07,603 - Come on, honey-- - No, they're ruining it for everyone. 421 00:30:34,347 --> 00:30:36,652 What do you think you're doing? 422 00:30:36,826 --> 00:30:39,739 - I'm going to bed. - Not with me, you're not. 423 00:30:40,262 --> 00:30:41,870 I'm not going to bed with you. 424 00:30:41,957 --> 00:30:45,480 I'm going to bed in a bed that you happen to be in, also. 425 00:30:45,915 --> 00:30:48,133 I won't try anything, I swear. 426 00:30:48,655 --> 00:30:49,916 Trust me. 427 00:30:51,482 --> 00:30:54,178 You are sleeping on the floor. I worked out a schedule. 428 00:30:54,264 --> 00:30:56,396 - It's not my schedule. - It's both of ours. 429 00:30:56,482 --> 00:30:59,613 They never shut up. What does she see in him? 430 00:31:01,136 --> 00:31:02,962 It's a twisted relationship. 431 00:31:04,267 --> 00:31:06,919 - You want to sleep in the bed? - I do. 432 00:31:07,484 --> 00:31:09,615 Fine, I'll sleep on the floor. 433 00:31:09,746 --> 00:31:12,312 You don't have to sleep on the floor. 434 00:31:12,660 --> 00:31:15,443 - Do you intend to sleep in the bed? - I do. 435 00:31:15,487 --> 00:31:18,052 Then I intend to sleep on the floor. 436 00:31:23,184 --> 00:31:24,575 Good night. 437 00:32:11,716 --> 00:32:14,890 - Great breakfast. - Protein, good for you. 438 00:32:17,891 --> 00:32:21,370 Cheese balls, anyone? Gary? They're good. 439 00:32:22,196 --> 00:32:24,457 - Cheese balls? - No, thank you. 440 00:32:39,069 --> 00:32:41,374 You would think that was funny. 441 00:32:43,678 --> 00:32:46,810 As a matter of fact, I think that's hysterical. 442 00:32:47,462 --> 00:32:50,810 I think it's a scream. An absolute laugh riot. 443 00:32:52,637 --> 00:32:55,768 - What the hell's the matter with it? - It's stupid. 444 00:32:55,812 --> 00:32:57,507 Everything's stupid with you. 445 00:32:57,595 --> 00:33:00,987 All right. It is stupid. What's wrong with being stupid once in a while? 446 00:33:01,074 --> 00:33:03,944 Does everything you do always have to be sensible? 447 00:33:04,031 --> 00:33:05,770 Gary, they're at it again. 448 00:33:05,857 --> 00:33:09,032 Haven't you ever thrown water balloons off the roof? 449 00:33:09,119 --> 00:33:11,772 Didn't you ever sprinkle Ivory Flakes on the floor... 450 00:33:11,858 --> 00:33:13,859 because you wanted it to snow in July? 451 00:33:13,946 --> 00:33:18,425 Didn't you ever get really shitfaced, and make a complete fool out of yourself... 452 00:33:18,513 --> 00:33:21,252 and still have an excellent time? 453 00:33:21,469 --> 00:33:22,904 Gary, do something. 454 00:33:22,992 --> 00:33:26,296 Don't you feel great when you do something totally spontaneous? 455 00:33:26,340 --> 00:33:28,123 Something totally off the wall? 456 00:33:28,210 --> 00:33:30,906 Spontaneity has its time and its place. 457 00:33:32,297 --> 00:33:34,733 Alison, do you know what you are? 458 00:33:35,907 --> 00:33:38,429 - You're repressed. - I'm not repressed. 459 00:33:38,516 --> 00:33:40,256 You are. 460 00:33:40,300 --> 00:33:42,604 - I can be as spontaneous as anyone. - Prove it. 461 00:33:42,648 --> 00:33:43,822 What do you want me to do? 462 00:33:43,908 --> 00:33:47,214 - I don't have to prove anything to you. - You can't. You're repressed. 463 00:33:47,301 --> 00:33:49,301 You don't have to be stupid to be spontaneous. 464 00:33:49,389 --> 00:33:50,954 - Repressed. - Is that spontaneous? 465 00:33:51,040 --> 00:33:53,259 - Sticking your butt out of a car? - Repressed! 466 00:33:53,346 --> 00:33:54,868 Face it, you're repressed. 467 00:33:54,954 --> 00:33:56,259 You want spontaneity? 468 00:33:56,302 --> 00:33:58,477 - I'll give you spontaneity! - Repressed! 469 00:33:58,608 --> 00:34:00,608 I'll give you.... Watch this! 470 00:34:01,304 --> 00:34:02,783 You guys! 471 00:34:02,825 --> 00:34:04,608 What in Sam Hill? 472 00:34:04,696 --> 00:34:06,609 Twist and shout! 473 00:34:07,174 --> 00:34:09,654 Come to mama, boys! 474 00:34:09,740 --> 00:34:11,002 Dang! 475 00:34:13,611 --> 00:34:15,350 I'm getting a hive. 476 00:34:18,220 --> 00:34:21,786 "lndecent exposure." "Driving so as to endanger." 477 00:34:22,265 --> 00:34:25,222 "Driving with a load not properly tied down." 478 00:34:31,441 --> 00:34:34,310 - Here. - Thank you, Officer. I'm very sorry. 479 00:34:54,359 --> 00:34:57,055 What the hell are you doing? 480 00:34:59,185 --> 00:35:01,577 - Lock the doors. - Let's be reasonable, Gary! 481 00:35:01,664 --> 00:35:04,230 You can't do this! You can't leave us here! 482 00:35:04,970 --> 00:35:07,144 You can't. Gary, please! 483 00:35:07,231 --> 00:35:10,493 - I'm pleading. - Lock the doors! 484 00:35:11,883 --> 00:35:14,754 I'll do anything! 485 00:35:14,841 --> 00:35:16,581 I'll sing show tunes! 486 00:35:16,929 --> 00:35:19,712 Feelings, nothing more than feelings 487 00:35:19,886 --> 00:35:21,973 Trying to forget my feelings 488 00:35:23,886 --> 00:35:26,974 Feelings of love! 489 00:35:43,543 --> 00:35:45,109 They'll be back. 490 00:35:50,414 --> 00:35:52,110 Just a little mad. 491 00:35:56,720 --> 00:36:00,025 There's a town up ahead. I saw a sign. We can hitch. 492 00:36:01,111 --> 00:36:02,764 Where you going? 493 00:36:06,722 --> 00:36:10,288 We're in the middle of nowhere, cold, there's no cars! You stay and hitch. 494 00:36:10,330 --> 00:36:14,114 - You gonna walk? It's almost 20 miles. - And don't follow me! 495 00:37:10,169 --> 00:37:12,127 Fried pork rinds, anyone? 496 00:37:28,130 --> 00:37:30,609 This doesn't change anything, okay? 497 00:37:31,478 --> 00:37:32,957 Suit yourself. 498 00:38:25,446 --> 00:38:29,274 You know, junk food really doesn't deserve the bad rap it gets. 499 00:38:29,360 --> 00:38:31,447 Take these fried pork rinds. 500 00:38:31,534 --> 00:38:34,839 This particular brand has one percent of the RDA... 501 00:38:34,883 --> 00:38:37,928 that's "recommended daily allowance," of riboflavin. 502 00:38:39,058 --> 00:38:41,363 You ever noticed there's three kinds of junk food? 503 00:38:41,450 --> 00:38:43,798 There's your starchy, fried, greasy type-- 504 00:38:43,928 --> 00:38:47,103 Listen, I appreciate the food. But I'm not in the mood... 505 00:38:47,147 --> 00:38:50,234 to listen to any more of your scientific observations. 506 00:38:50,973 --> 00:38:53,279 You didn't have to come over here and sit down. 507 00:38:53,495 --> 00:38:55,366 You're right. I didn't. 508 00:39:11,587 --> 00:39:12,978 Want a ride? 509 00:39:14,152 --> 00:39:16,892 I wouldn't take that ride, if I were you. 510 00:39:17,500 --> 00:39:19,023 You're not me. 511 00:39:23,676 --> 00:39:24,676 Hello! 512 00:39:25,763 --> 00:39:27,851 - How far are you going? - Los Angeles. 513 00:39:27,937 --> 00:39:31,765 Los Angeles is a long way for a little girl like you to be going. 514 00:39:32,243 --> 00:39:36,549 This thing's like an old woman. You've got to kick her to get her in gear. 515 00:39:44,115 --> 00:39:47,289 I got up at 6:00 this morning, and I've been driving ever since. 516 00:39:47,377 --> 00:39:50,334 You're the first person I've talked to all day. 517 00:39:50,420 --> 00:39:51,942 Wish I could say that. 518 00:39:52,030 --> 00:39:56,335 I hope he gets a ride, but some people just don't know when to put a lid on it. 519 00:39:56,379 --> 00:40:00,640 A day like this, you get to thinking you're the only person on Earth. 520 00:40:00,727 --> 00:40:02,858 It gets lonely on the road. 521 00:40:04,597 --> 00:40:07,598 I know. I can't wait to get to California to see my boyfriend. 522 00:40:07,685 --> 00:40:11,251 I got my CB. But that's not real talk. 523 00:40:11,860 --> 00:40:14,643 - It's not a real person, just a voice. - Let's see if I-- 524 00:40:14,687 --> 00:40:17,948 You never get to know what they look like, or who they are. 525 00:40:18,035 --> 00:40:21,470 ...by Thursday night, or Friday morning at the latest. 526 00:40:22,167 --> 00:40:23,645 You look nice. 527 00:40:27,994 --> 00:40:29,950 Why are we stopping here? 528 00:40:31,560 --> 00:40:33,213 What are we doing? 529 00:40:33,995 --> 00:40:36,126 It gets lonely on the road. 530 00:40:37,648 --> 00:40:40,475 - Don't touch me! - Don't be scared. 531 00:40:41,344 --> 00:40:44,258 - I wouldn't hurt you. - Don't! 532 00:40:48,172 --> 00:40:50,477 Thanks for the ride. I've been out here all day. 533 00:40:50,564 --> 00:40:52,347 Am I interrupting anything? 534 00:40:52,390 --> 00:40:54,869 Me and the wife are just having a little squabble. 535 00:40:54,956 --> 00:40:57,086 It's not easy getting rides, you know? 536 00:40:57,174 --> 00:40:59,610 Most people are afraid to pick up hitchhikers. 537 00:40:59,696 --> 00:41:01,784 You never know who you might pick up. 538 00:41:01,870 --> 00:41:05,045 I mean, I could be some crazed slimeball. 539 00:41:05,219 --> 00:41:08,872 I mean, a real deranged, violent psycho. You know what I mean? 540 00:41:08,959 --> 00:41:11,351 I mean, a guy who would rip your heart out... 541 00:41:11,438 --> 00:41:14,047 and eat it, just for pleasure! 542 00:41:14,612 --> 00:41:17,004 I'm talking about a total maniac! 543 00:41:17,744 --> 00:41:20,309 Do you know what I mean? 544 00:41:25,049 --> 00:41:26,876 Why aren't we moving? 545 00:41:27,572 --> 00:41:29,877 Don't you want to give me a ride? 546 00:41:31,312 --> 00:41:35,530 - I'm only going about another mile. - Then what the hell did you pick me up for? 547 00:41:35,617 --> 00:41:38,183 You think I got nothing better to do with my life... 548 00:41:38,269 --> 00:41:41,314 than to sit here and to pass the time with you? 549 00:41:42,227 --> 00:41:43,922 Shitbrain! 550 00:41:48,359 --> 00:41:51,055 I don't think I want this ride after all. 551 00:41:52,272 --> 00:41:55,447 And I think I'll take your wife, if you don't mind. 552 00:42:02,100 --> 00:42:03,536 - Shit. - The luggage! 553 00:42:08,276 --> 00:42:10,233 Gib, are you okay? 554 00:42:15,451 --> 00:42:18,364 Told you you shouldn't have taken that ride. 555 00:42:18,452 --> 00:42:22,018 - That's because you know everything, right? - That's right. 556 00:42:23,975 --> 00:42:27,411 Then you should also know that you make it virtually impossible... 557 00:42:27,497 --> 00:42:31,498 for anyone to be grateful for anything nice you might have done. 558 00:42:38,282 --> 00:42:39,805 I'm sorry, okay? 559 00:42:40,152 --> 00:42:41,761 - Yeah. - You okay? 560 00:42:50,937 --> 00:42:53,677 Why did you get on the back of that truck? 561 00:42:54,807 --> 00:42:58,373 Because I'm the kind of guy that likes to live on the edge. 562 00:43:12,029 --> 00:43:14,855 I just want to get on that bus, and tilt the seat back... 563 00:43:14,898 --> 00:43:17,638 and fall asleep, and wake up in California. 564 00:43:17,682 --> 00:43:21,030 Check out those guys. Wonder what they majored in. 565 00:43:21,683 --> 00:43:23,596 - Where to? - Los Angeles. 566 00:43:24,161 --> 00:43:26,249 That'll be $89.50. 567 00:43:26,857 --> 00:43:30,467 - Bus number 33, now boarding outside. - Thank you. 568 00:43:30,684 --> 00:43:33,989 - Where to? - Nowhere. Just browsing. 569 00:43:36,337 --> 00:43:39,600 Tell me, those guys over there? Do they sleep here all night? 570 00:43:39,686 --> 00:43:42,078 Come on, I want to get a good seat. 571 00:43:42,165 --> 00:43:43,383 Where to? 572 00:43:50,688 --> 00:43:52,515 Where's your ticket? 573 00:43:52,863 --> 00:43:55,081 I've been thinking it over. I'm gonna hitch. 574 00:43:55,168 --> 00:43:57,777 The way I see it, I'm not getting any younger. 575 00:43:57,864 --> 00:44:01,778 This could be my last chance to see the real America, really relate to the people. 576 00:44:01,865 --> 00:44:03,517 Loan me $1. 577 00:44:06,257 --> 00:44:08,127 Change a $5? 578 00:44:08,214 --> 00:44:10,258 - How much money do you have? - That's $1. 579 00:44:10,344 --> 00:44:11,606 - I got money. - That's $2. 580 00:44:11,693 --> 00:44:13,345 - How much? - Enough. 581 00:44:14,737 --> 00:44:17,346 - Can you loan me $1.23? - Sure. 582 00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:25,000 How much do you got there? 583 00:44:25,218 --> 00:44:26,871 $18.77. 584 00:44:28,610 --> 00:44:32,089 How did you expect to get to California on $18.77? 585 00:44:32,785 --> 00:44:34,263 I'll get by. 586 00:44:36,394 --> 00:44:38,960 I have $20. You can have $50. 587 00:44:39,612 --> 00:44:42,396 - I can't take that. - You can. Come on. 588 00:44:42,699 --> 00:44:45,657 You can pay me back after Christmas. Take it. 589 00:44:49,527 --> 00:44:53,006 - I won't forget this. - You will. But I'll remind you. 590 00:44:53,789 --> 00:44:57,050 Last call for bus number 33, leaving for St. Louis... 591 00:44:57,138 --> 00:45:01,138 Tulsa, Oklahoma City, Albuquerque, Tucson and Los Angeles. 592 00:45:01,617 --> 00:45:03,400 There's your bus. You better hurry. 593 00:45:10,966 --> 00:45:12,749 Are you sure you'll be okay? 594 00:45:12,793 --> 00:45:15,663 Don't you worry about me. You go have a good trip. 595 00:45:21,664 --> 00:45:23,535 - See you. - 'Bye. 596 00:46:13,066 --> 00:46:15,632 Back. Give Hercules some room. 597 00:46:19,025 --> 00:46:22,156 Hercules stands no chance against the sea monster. 598 00:46:23,503 --> 00:46:25,156 Anything good on? 599 00:46:26,373 --> 00:46:28,635 - Your bus just left. - I know. 600 00:46:30,113 --> 00:46:31,810 Why weren't you on it? 601 00:46:31,852 --> 00:46:34,941 I'm the kind of gal who likes to live on the edge. 602 00:46:37,202 --> 00:46:39,159 We're gonna have to use a towel, here. 603 00:46:39,202 --> 00:46:42,377 This could get very messy, if you don't know what you're doing. 604 00:46:42,464 --> 00:46:44,769 This is called shotgunning beer. 605 00:46:44,855 --> 00:46:49,248 It's an ancient tribal custom. Originated in Southeast Asia, I believe. 606 00:46:49,335 --> 00:46:53,075 Take the beer. Poke a hole in it, as I will do now... 607 00:46:56,250 --> 00:47:00,164 using any household appliance. I'm using a pen. 608 00:47:01,859 --> 00:47:04,990 Make it just big enough to fit your mouth over it. 609 00:47:05,947 --> 00:47:09,557 Eighty-six the pen, and then in one swift.... 610 00:47:09,861 --> 00:47:11,817 Now listen to me, it's very important. 611 00:47:11,905 --> 00:47:14,732 In one swift, deft motion, you're gonna take it... 612 00:47:14,818 --> 00:47:17,993 pull it up, and then release the cork. Not the cork, this thing... 613 00:47:18,081 --> 00:47:21,168 and all the beer will slide down to your throat in two seconds. 614 00:47:21,254 --> 00:47:23,646 - Now wait. Are you sure you're ready? - I'm ready. 615 00:47:23,734 --> 00:47:26,386 For all you kids watching, this is very dangerous. 616 00:47:26,430 --> 00:47:29,125 Let's not try this at home, all right? 617 00:47:30,039 --> 00:47:32,518 - Sure you're ready? - I can't believe I'm doing this. 618 00:47:32,605 --> 00:47:34,866 - It's good for you. - Mom, forgive me. 619 00:47:36,780 --> 00:47:38,432 Swallow, swallow! 620 00:47:39,215 --> 00:47:40,911 "Danger, Will Robinson!" 621 00:47:43,955 --> 00:47:46,564 - Definite shotgun potential. - But it went up my nose. 622 00:47:46,651 --> 00:47:49,043 For a beginner, it's amazing what you just did. 623 00:47:49,826 --> 00:47:51,217 Really nice. 624 00:47:52,174 --> 00:47:53,348 Really? 625 00:47:59,654 --> 00:48:02,481 I just remembered, I got to check something. 626 00:48:27,442 --> 00:48:30,138 Listen, tonight I'll sleep on the floor. 627 00:48:30,226 --> 00:48:33,009 - I don't think so. - I don't want any arguments from you. 628 00:48:33,095 --> 00:48:36,270 I mean, it's only fair. Last night, I slept on the bed-- 629 00:48:36,314 --> 00:48:40,750 Jason, I don't think so. It's gonna take me a bit longer than I anticipated. 630 00:48:40,793 --> 00:48:43,924 Today's the 19th. Better not expect me... 631 00:48:44,011 --> 00:48:46,664 till the 22nd or 23rd, at the earliest. 632 00:48:47,839 --> 00:48:50,056 Everything's fine. Really. 633 00:48:50,926 --> 00:48:52,404 I'll call you tomorrow. 634 00:48:53,230 --> 00:48:54,448 Promise. 635 00:48:54,970 --> 00:48:56,927 I miss you, Jason. 636 00:48:58,014 --> 00:49:01,580 I've got this great big bed, and no one to share it with. 637 00:49:07,929 --> 00:49:10,538 - What are you doing? - I'm going for a walk. 638 00:49:10,626 --> 00:49:13,713 - It's almost midnight. - It's too stuffy in here. 639 00:49:19,149 --> 00:49:20,193 I'm here. 640 00:49:44,807 --> 00:49:46,155 Are you 21? 641 00:49:52,460 --> 00:49:54,722 Okay, Dr. Levinson, what'll it be? 642 00:49:54,808 --> 00:49:57,200 Double bourbon and a beer chaser. 643 00:50:24,902 --> 00:50:27,250 Come on, Giblet, one more time. 644 00:50:29,294 --> 00:50:31,512 I can't. Tomorrow, I promise. 645 00:50:32,382 --> 00:50:33,861 It was so good. 646 00:50:34,078 --> 00:50:36,818 It was so masterful. Relentless... 647 00:50:37,687 --> 00:50:39,688 but with a delicate touch. 648 00:50:40,123 --> 00:50:41,906 Confident. Creative. 649 00:50:42,732 --> 00:50:44,384 I was overwhelmed. 650 00:50:44,863 --> 00:50:46,602 You're a true artist. 651 00:50:46,690 --> 00:50:49,647 Just let me sleep awhile, regain my strength. 652 00:50:49,821 --> 00:50:52,690 Five minutes. A grace period, if you will. 653 00:50:52,908 --> 00:50:54,126 Please. 654 00:50:55,344 --> 00:50:56,865 What the heck. 655 00:50:58,170 --> 00:50:59,344 Howdy. 656 00:51:00,693 --> 00:51:03,562 - Mind if I sit here? - Sure, buddy, go ahead. 657 00:51:04,128 --> 00:51:05,737 Thank you kindly. 658 00:51:06,911 --> 00:51:09,607 - Two beers. - And another double bourbon. 659 00:51:12,347 --> 00:51:16,391 I got one of them sweepstakes flyers in the mail today... 660 00:51:16,957 --> 00:51:21,609 and I can't figure if it's worth the effort to send it in. 661 00:51:22,610 --> 00:51:24,654 You think I should bother? 662 00:51:27,698 --> 00:51:29,437 Probably not. 663 00:51:31,699 --> 00:51:33,743 She says she's from Paris. 664 00:51:34,221 --> 00:51:35,743 I don't believe that. 665 00:51:36,657 --> 00:51:38,178 Paris women... 666 00:51:39,483 --> 00:51:42,440 don't give you a hard time, like they do here. 667 00:51:42,483 --> 00:51:46,050 To a Paris woman, sex is an art. 668 00:51:46,615 --> 00:51:49,094 I was in Paris once, with my wife. 669 00:51:51,572 --> 00:51:53,573 Boy, am I glad she's dead. 670 00:51:54,617 --> 00:51:56,356 One tequila eggnog. 671 00:51:57,226 --> 00:51:59,965 I had fried food again for lunch today. 672 00:52:01,183 --> 00:52:03,445 I know I shouldn't have had it... 673 00:52:04,358 --> 00:52:06,445 but I couldn't help myself. 674 00:52:07,880 --> 00:52:10,316 You think I lack self-discipline? 675 00:52:11,490 --> 00:52:14,491 What's wrong with me? I'm a good-looking guy. 676 00:52:14,533 --> 00:52:17,796 You are a good-looking guy. 677 00:52:18,622 --> 00:52:20,144 And I'm a good-looking guy. 678 00:52:20,230 --> 00:52:21,709 - You are. - I am. 679 00:52:21,796 --> 00:52:24,231 We're all three good-looking guys. 680 00:52:24,667 --> 00:52:26,754 That's right. We are. 681 00:52:27,754 --> 00:52:31,190 And it's Christmastime, and I'm gonna buy you a drink. 682 00:52:31,276 --> 00:52:33,973 - What are you drinking? - Something light. 683 00:52:34,538 --> 00:52:37,452 - What, like a nice Chablis? - A spritzer. 684 00:52:38,408 --> 00:52:41,844 Barkeep, give this man a trough of spritzer. 685 00:52:42,322 --> 00:52:45,236 And you, cowboy guy, what do you want to drink? 686 00:52:45,323 --> 00:52:48,150 - I'll have a beer. - Get cowboy guy a beer. 687 00:52:48,498 --> 00:52:51,106 It's on me tonight. Drinks are on me. 688 00:52:51,281 --> 00:52:52,281 They're on me. 689 00:52:58,238 --> 00:53:02,022 Chestnuts roasting on an open fire 690 00:53:03,196 --> 00:53:07,024 Jack Frost nipping at your nose 691 00:53:07,980 --> 00:53:12,677 Yuletide carols being sung by a choir 692 00:53:12,850 --> 00:53:16,808 and folks dressed up like Eskimos 693 00:53:17,069 --> 00:53:19,460 Everybody knows 694 00:53:19,548 --> 00:53:22,852 that turkey and some mistletoe 695 00:53:48,119 --> 00:53:49,815 Where've you been? 696 00:53:59,425 --> 00:54:01,078 This guy, Jason... 697 00:54:01,687 --> 00:54:05,339 may be a real brain and all, but can he do this? 698 00:54:36,955 --> 00:54:41,173 Don't worry, Mom, I'll take the garbage out in the morning, I promise. 699 00:54:48,305 --> 00:54:53,132 Chestnuts roasting on the fire 700 00:55:07,658 --> 00:55:08,918 Come on, let's go. 701 00:55:08,962 --> 00:55:12,398 - Okay, do you have everything? - I have everything. You have everything. 702 00:55:12,484 --> 00:55:15,268 - Sure? - We all have everything. Everything's fine. 703 00:55:15,789 --> 00:55:17,921 - Let's go. - You can't rush me. 704 00:55:19,355 --> 00:55:22,530 She's checking under the thing. What is under there, I don't know. 705 00:55:22,617 --> 00:55:25,835 - A bathroom. Again with the bathroom. - You can't rush me! 706 00:55:25,922 --> 00:55:28,488 We've got to travel by day. So let's go. 707 00:55:29,053 --> 00:55:32,010 - Look at the time. We got to go. - We're all proceeding, here. 708 00:55:32,054 --> 00:55:34,402 - Just check everything. - We got everything, here. 709 00:55:34,489 --> 00:55:36,577 We're out of here. 710 00:55:48,927 --> 00:55:50,188 God, I'm starving. 711 00:55:50,275 --> 00:55:52,623 - How does it feel? - Needs more bulk. 712 00:55:52,710 --> 00:55:54,754 We can't eat for 200 miles. 713 00:55:54,841 --> 00:55:56,536 What are you telling me, woman? 714 00:55:56,537 --> 00:55:59,843 - I worked out a schedule. - Another schedule. Great. 715 00:56:00,712 --> 00:56:02,886 I computed exactly how much money we have... 716 00:56:02,974 --> 00:56:06,365 how long it'll take us to get there, how many meals we have to have. 717 00:56:06,452 --> 00:56:09,018 It came out to one meal every 200 miles. 718 00:56:09,104 --> 00:56:11,149 After 700, though, we can have a snack. 719 00:56:11,236 --> 00:56:14,323 Good. Cheetos in Albuquerque. I can hardly wait. 720 00:56:16,672 --> 00:56:19,716 - What do you think, nine months? - More like 15. 721 00:56:23,065 --> 00:56:25,108 Excellent. Very pregnant. 722 00:56:29,196 --> 00:56:31,675 - What are you gonna name it? - What? 723 00:56:32,414 --> 00:56:33,762 The baby. 724 00:56:34,285 --> 00:56:35,589 The baby. 725 00:56:36,893 --> 00:56:39,546 If it's a girl, Cynthia. 726 00:56:40,373 --> 00:56:41,895 And if it's a boy... 727 00:56:43,373 --> 00:56:44,547 Elliot. 728 00:56:45,199 --> 00:56:47,026 Those are lovely names. 729 00:56:47,070 --> 00:56:50,505 Elliot? You're gonna name the kid Elliot? 730 00:56:50,853 --> 00:56:53,376 You can't name the kid Elliot. 731 00:56:53,462 --> 00:56:56,419 Elliot is a fat kid with glasses who eats paste. 732 00:56:56,463 --> 00:57:00,115 Not gonna name the kid Elliot. Got to give him a real name. 733 00:57:00,464 --> 00:57:02,072 Give him a name. 734 00:57:02,769 --> 00:57:04,421 - Like Nick. - Nick? 735 00:57:04,464 --> 00:57:08,248 Nick's a real name. Nick's your buddy. 736 00:57:08,727 --> 00:57:12,118 Nick's the kind of guy you can trust, someone you can drink beer with. 737 00:57:12,205 --> 00:57:15,510 Kind of guy who doesn't mind if you puke in his car. 738 00:57:15,598 --> 00:57:17,467 - God. - Vomit, I'm sorry. 739 00:57:23,947 --> 00:57:26,426 - Thank you. - Merry Christmas to you. 740 00:57:31,253 --> 00:57:35,601 I'm gonna have a huge orange juice, three eggs, two sides of bacon... 741 00:57:35,732 --> 00:57:38,820 home fries, four pieces of toast, and then lunch! 742 00:57:38,906 --> 00:57:41,777 You sure we can eat? I don't know if we've gone 200 miles. 743 00:57:41,820 --> 00:57:44,038 I don't want to throw your schedule off. 744 00:57:44,125 --> 00:57:46,691 Leave me alone. I'm a pregnant woman. 745 00:57:53,475 --> 00:57:55,258 How could you lose your money? 746 00:57:55,301 --> 00:57:58,650 - I put it in my schedule book. - How could you lose your schedule book? 747 00:57:58,694 --> 00:58:01,781 That's the most important thing in your life, that stupid book! 748 00:58:01,867 --> 00:58:05,391 You wouldn't even remember your name without it. This is just excellent! 749 00:58:32,309 --> 00:58:33,787 I'm starving. 750 00:58:46,355 --> 00:58:47,660 Thank you. 751 00:58:52,009 --> 00:58:53,879 I'm freezing to death. 752 00:58:58,489 --> 00:59:00,358 My feet are killing me. 753 00:59:06,925 --> 00:59:08,882 I just swallowed my gum. 754 00:59:08,969 --> 00:59:12,230 Your incessant complaining isn't doing us any good. 755 00:59:12,534 --> 00:59:15,361 Can't you try and look on the bright side? 756 00:59:26,364 --> 00:59:27,755 Over there! 757 00:59:51,413 --> 00:59:54,109 Over there. There's a trailer, come on. 758 00:59:59,937 --> 01:00:03,459 It's locked! This is very good. 759 01:00:03,545 --> 01:00:07,025 It's important that this place should have an airtight security system... 760 01:00:07,111 --> 01:00:09,156 in the middle of nowhere! 761 01:00:09,416 --> 01:00:11,721 Wait, I might have a nail file. 762 01:00:16,418 --> 01:00:18,245 I have a credit card. 763 01:00:22,027 --> 01:00:25,376 Credit cards work on a completely different kind of lock. 764 01:00:25,420 --> 01:00:28,724 I don't think you understand. I have a credit card. 765 01:00:28,812 --> 01:00:30,595 You have a credit card? 766 01:00:37,205 --> 01:00:41,945 My dad told me, specifically, I can only use it in case of an emergency. 767 01:00:43,815 --> 01:00:45,685 Maybe one will come up. 768 01:00:47,468 --> 01:00:49,946 Too bad this is the only place that takes credit cards. 769 01:00:50,034 --> 01:00:51,425 Real shame. 770 01:00:52,034 --> 01:00:54,077 Here, try some of my veal. 771 01:00:55,687 --> 01:00:58,688 Only if you try some of this salmon. 772 01:00:58,775 --> 01:01:01,123 I'm not a big fish guy, so you take it. 773 01:01:01,210 --> 01:01:03,689 I'm not gonna eat that, but you try the veal-- 774 01:01:03,775 --> 01:01:05,428 - I'm not gonna-- - Try it. 775 01:01:08,212 --> 01:01:10,386 It's good? See, I told you. 776 01:01:12,212 --> 01:01:13,647 So, you were saying? 777 01:01:13,735 --> 01:01:17,126 Anyway, my father.... He grew up on a farm. 778 01:01:17,952 --> 01:01:21,518 He always thought it was a real shame that we only saw the suburbs. 779 01:01:21,606 --> 01:01:24,911 He used to take us on great camping trips. Want more wine? 780 01:01:27,389 --> 01:01:30,564 One night, I was sleeping in my pup tent with my younger brother. 781 01:01:30,651 --> 01:01:33,173 I must have been, what, six or seven. 782 01:01:33,826 --> 01:01:37,305 I woke up in the middle of the night, and I had to get outside. 783 01:01:38,087 --> 01:01:41,480 I don't know why. I just really wanted to go outside. 784 01:01:43,001 --> 01:01:45,437 It was dark. I mean, totally dark. 785 01:01:46,176 --> 01:01:48,828 Not like in the city, or even in the suburbs. 786 01:01:48,916 --> 01:01:50,873 I'm talking absolute blackness. 787 01:01:50,959 --> 01:01:53,873 You couldn't see two inches in front of your face. 788 01:01:55,439 --> 01:01:58,005 But there's one thing you could see. 789 01:01:58,526 --> 01:02:00,657 Millions of things, really. 790 01:02:01,048 --> 01:02:03,005 You could see the stars. 791 01:02:04,093 --> 01:02:07,963 There were more stars out that night than I've ever seen since. 792 01:02:09,181 --> 01:02:11,485 Believe me, I've looked. 793 01:02:11,529 --> 01:02:15,225 I'm standing there, looking up at the sky, and I'm thinking... 794 01:02:15,356 --> 01:02:18,314 that each one of these dots of light is another world. 795 01:02:18,356 --> 01:02:22,052 I didn't know the difference between the stars and the planets, then. 796 01:02:22,096 --> 01:02:25,880 But it made me feel really small. 797 01:02:29,402 --> 01:02:30,576 Lonely. 798 01:02:32,273 --> 01:02:34,230 Do you know what I mean? 799 01:02:36,665 --> 01:02:41,057 Then I thought, maybe on each one of these other worlds... 800 01:02:42,014 --> 01:02:44,841 there's a kid like me. Only, he's shaped like a sponge... 801 01:02:44,883 --> 01:02:48,146 or a pinball machine, or something. Whatever, but he's up there. 802 01:02:48,319 --> 01:02:52,233 Maybe he's on a camping trip, and he's looking up at the stars. 803 01:02:53,451 --> 01:02:56,930 I decided I want to meet this guy. 804 01:03:01,714 --> 01:03:05,148 - A rose for the lady? - Would the lady care for a rose? 805 01:03:05,801 --> 01:03:09,759 Would the lady care to advance the gentleman the cost of a rose? 806 01:03:09,802 --> 01:03:12,324 Put it on the bill. That'd be great. 807 01:03:15,151 --> 01:03:16,368 For you. 808 01:03:17,847 --> 01:03:20,369 - Thank you. - It was nothing. 809 01:03:49,550 --> 01:03:52,116 You don't have to sleep on the floor. 810 01:03:52,593 --> 01:03:53,594 What? 811 01:03:54,899 --> 01:03:57,465 You don't have to sleep on the floor. 812 01:03:59,465 --> 01:04:00,987 Are you sure? 813 01:04:07,988 --> 01:04:10,206 I won't try anything, I swear. 814 01:04:11,076 --> 01:04:12,467 I trust you. 815 01:04:36,081 --> 01:04:37,864 Good night. 816 01:04:53,390 --> 01:04:55,085 How's your lawyer? 817 01:04:56,433 --> 01:04:57,781 My lawyer? 818 01:04:58,260 --> 01:05:01,043 What's his name? Jimmy, Jeremy. 819 01:05:02,348 --> 01:05:03,304 Jason. 820 01:05:05,870 --> 01:05:07,653 How is Jason, anyway? 821 01:05:10,089 --> 01:05:11,523 Jason's fine. 822 01:05:15,394 --> 01:05:19,569 - I guess you really miss him. - I haven't seen him since last summer. 823 01:05:24,222 --> 01:05:26,091 What's he like? 824 01:05:29,180 --> 01:05:32,658 Jason is very directed. He's a real achiever. 825 01:05:33,354 --> 01:05:37,572 I know, but what is he like? I mean, what kind of beer does he drink? 826 01:05:38,138 --> 01:05:41,616 Is he funny? Does he make you laugh? 827 01:05:45,008 --> 01:05:49,749 - He is everything a girl looks for in a guy. - He sounds perfect. 828 01:05:52,228 --> 01:05:54,619 We both want the same things out of life. 829 01:05:54,706 --> 01:05:57,576 We're both gonna be lawyers. Damn good ones. 830 01:05:57,968 --> 01:06:01,404 We might even open a practice together, up in Vermont. 831 01:06:02,230 --> 01:06:04,708 - Somewhere in the country. - I get it. 832 01:06:04,752 --> 01:06:07,188 Jason is the real outdoorsy type. 833 01:06:08,448 --> 01:06:11,102 Clear, freshwater streams, fragrant meadows... 834 01:06:11,188 --> 01:06:13,710 biodegradable toilet paper, the works. 835 01:06:14,668 --> 01:06:17,407 It's just that we both like old farmhouses. 836 01:06:17,711 --> 01:06:20,842 We thought it'd be nice to find one and restore it ourselves. 837 01:06:21,365 --> 01:06:24,147 Jason thinks it would make a good investment. 838 01:06:24,234 --> 01:06:28,366 I just want it to be nice and warm and cozy. 839 01:06:29,366 --> 01:06:30,932 Kind of like this. 840 01:06:38,889 --> 01:06:42,238 And we're both crazy about basset hounds. 841 01:06:49,240 --> 01:06:52,023 I guess that sounds kind of tame to you. 842 01:06:55,719 --> 01:06:56,937 It sounds nice. 843 01:06:57,415 --> 01:06:58,807 Good night, Alison. 844 01:07:05,243 --> 01:07:06,548 Good night, Gib. 845 01:09:07,486 --> 01:09:10,226 - I didn't try anything, I swear. - I know. 846 01:09:12,096 --> 01:09:15,183 - You were on my side of the bed. - It's all right. 847 01:09:15,357 --> 01:09:17,836 - Nothing happened. - I know. 848 01:09:25,272 --> 01:09:28,708 I'm just gonna go out on the veranda thing for a while. 849 01:10:19,458 --> 01:10:22,589 - Where you headed? - Los Angeles. 850 01:10:23,198 --> 01:10:25,285 It's your lucky day. Come on, let's go! 851 01:10:29,373 --> 01:10:30,678 I got it. 852 01:10:43,593 --> 01:10:45,594 So what's in California? 853 01:10:46,594 --> 01:10:47,638 A girl. 854 01:10:48,855 --> 01:10:51,943 - What's wrong with her? - She's got a boyfriend. 855 01:10:52,726 --> 01:10:53,986 Too bad. 856 01:11:01,119 --> 01:11:03,293 - What's she like? - Who? 857 01:11:04,728 --> 01:11:07,990 - Your girlfriend. - I don't know. I've never met her. 858 01:11:10,034 --> 01:11:11,730 You never met her. 859 01:11:12,121 --> 01:11:15,905 You're going across the country to see a girl you never met. 860 01:11:17,818 --> 01:11:19,992 My best friend, Lance, set it up. 861 01:11:20,036 --> 01:11:22,036 Supposed to be a sure thing. 862 01:11:22,080 --> 01:11:23,558 A sure thing? 863 01:11:30,864 --> 01:11:35,083 A sure thing, no questions asked, no strings attached-- 864 01:11:35,169 --> 01:11:36,561 No guilt involved. 865 01:11:36,648 --> 01:11:38,214 A sure thing. 866 01:11:42,301 --> 01:11:44,997 My whole life, I never had a sure thing. 867 01:11:46,519 --> 01:11:50,608 Probably never meet her anyway. She's gonna be gone in 24 hours. 868 01:11:50,955 --> 01:11:53,999 You pay for the traffic tickets, I'll get you in the saddle. 869 01:12:37,835 --> 01:12:39,836 - Thank you. - Thanks a lot. 870 01:12:41,140 --> 01:12:44,662 I hope you fully appreciate the magnitude of your impending good fortune. 871 01:12:44,750 --> 01:12:45,924 I do. 872 01:12:49,446 --> 01:12:51,490 Alison, where are you going? 873 01:12:57,839 --> 01:12:59,187 Wait up. 874 01:13:02,274 --> 01:13:03,971 What is it with you? 875 01:13:04,492 --> 01:13:07,537 You haven't said two words to me since Arizona. 876 01:13:07,972 --> 01:13:10,754 - See you around. - That's it? 877 01:13:12,495 --> 01:13:15,103 - "See you around"? - Isn't that what you want? 878 01:13:15,147 --> 01:13:18,843 No questions asked? No strings attached? No guilt involved? 879 01:13:21,322 --> 01:13:23,583 Have fun with your sure thing. 880 01:13:28,062 --> 01:13:30,977 - I bought this for you. - I bought it! 881 01:13:33,455 --> 01:13:35,630 It's the thought that counts. 882 01:13:51,459 --> 01:13:52,851 Here we are. 883 01:13:55,938 --> 01:14:00,070 Here, let me take that from you. It's really great to see you. 884 01:14:07,158 --> 01:14:10,245 I cleared out this drawer for you. 885 01:14:12,767 --> 01:14:15,682 And you can use this half of the closet. 886 01:14:18,247 --> 01:14:21,248 I bought some of those hangers you like so much. 887 01:14:23,509 --> 01:14:26,378 We'll just put your bags up there after you've unpacked... 888 01:14:26,379 --> 01:14:28,423 get them out of the way. 889 01:14:29,945 --> 01:14:31,902 It's so good to see you. 890 01:14:40,035 --> 01:14:41,165 Look. 891 01:14:46,732 --> 01:14:48,297 Flannel sheets. 892 01:14:49,819 --> 01:14:53,950 You know, the longer you use them, the softer they get. 893 01:14:55,081 --> 01:14:57,560 By the time we find our farmhouse... 894 01:14:57,647 --> 01:15:00,735 my goodness, they'll be incredible, won't they? 895 01:15:04,040 --> 01:15:05,518 Are you all right? 896 01:15:05,605 --> 01:15:07,910 Yes. Great. 897 01:15:08,780 --> 01:15:11,606 - I guess I'm just exhausted from the trip. - Tired. 898 01:15:12,650 --> 01:15:14,433 Those sheets are great. 899 01:15:17,434 --> 01:15:19,565 - I know what you need. - What? 900 01:15:19,826 --> 01:15:21,695 A good hot mug of tea. 901 01:15:22,130 --> 01:15:25,957 Restores both body and spirit. Let's see what we have this week. 902 01:15:26,044 --> 01:15:28,436 Let's see, we've got some Darjeeling... 903 01:15:30,175 --> 01:15:31,306 English Breakfast. 904 01:15:31,393 --> 01:15:34,524 That's more of a studying tea, isn't it? 905 01:15:34,654 --> 01:15:38,003 Let's see, Lapsang Souchong, for those rainy mornings. 906 01:15:39,133 --> 01:15:40,482 Earl Grey. 907 01:15:40,916 --> 01:15:43,570 Remember that camping trip to Vermont? 908 01:15:46,483 --> 01:15:48,875 Of course. China Black. 909 01:15:49,614 --> 01:15:52,571 How about a good hot mug of China Black? 910 01:15:54,093 --> 01:15:55,920 Do you have any beer? 911 01:16:19,751 --> 01:16:21,578 Walter Gibson. 912 01:16:23,665 --> 01:16:25,665 Private Gibson, incoming! 913 01:16:30,014 --> 01:16:31,449 How are you doing, buddy? 914 01:16:31,536 --> 01:16:33,667 - How are you? - Good to see you. Looking good. 915 01:16:33,754 --> 01:16:36,450 Looking good. Glad you made it. Welcome to California... 916 01:16:36,537 --> 01:16:40,451 home of the waves and the babes. I want you to meet some people. 917 01:16:40,539 --> 01:16:43,626 Guys, this is Gib, the guy I told you about. I said he'd make it. 918 01:16:43,712 --> 01:16:46,627 - Hey, dude. - Nice to meet you. 919 01:16:46,713 --> 01:16:50,453 3,000 miles just to get laid? I really respect that. 920 01:16:51,888 --> 01:16:54,063 Tonight is the night, Gib, man. 921 01:16:54,149 --> 01:16:56,324 - Merry Christmas. - I love you. 922 01:16:56,541 --> 01:16:58,150 I don't think she believes me. 923 01:16:58,194 --> 01:17:00,064 - Why is that, man? - I don't know. 924 01:17:00,107 --> 01:17:03,673 You are gonna love California. You ever make it with an avocado? 925 01:17:03,717 --> 01:17:04,891 Party! 926 01:17:07,935 --> 01:17:09,023 Gin. 927 01:17:09,370 --> 01:17:12,066 Let's see, that makes 25 for me... 928 01:17:12,849 --> 01:17:14,023 plus... 929 01:17:19,111 --> 01:17:21,199 43... 930 01:17:21,547 --> 01:17:24,895 so, 25 plus 43 is.... 931 01:17:25,808 --> 01:17:27,505 Can I borrow that? 932 01:17:35,376 --> 01:17:36,550 Sorry. 933 01:17:38,159 --> 01:17:39,594 There you go. 934 01:17:39,768 --> 01:17:43,160 ...which makes the score 233 for me... 935 01:17:45,421 --> 01:17:47,987 and 8 for you. 936 01:17:58,859 --> 01:18:00,120 Charming. 937 01:18:01,859 --> 01:18:05,817 It sounds like someone's having a party. Let's go. It'll be fun. 938 01:18:06,164 --> 01:18:10,253 You know how we feel about parties. They're hot, loud and crowded. 939 01:18:10,296 --> 01:18:13,123 The only reason anyone goes to them is to pick someone up. 940 01:18:13,210 --> 01:18:15,515 Now, why would we want to do that? 941 01:18:16,775 --> 01:18:20,255 - Let's go to Disneyland. - Disneyland is for children. 942 01:18:24,473 --> 01:18:28,300 Let's do something pointless, something totally crazy. 943 01:18:29,430 --> 01:18:31,996 - All right. I tell you what. - What? 944 01:18:32,779 --> 01:18:36,780 I'll spot you 50 points. That'll add some excitement to the game. 945 01:18:46,999 --> 01:18:49,695 I really don't want to wear this stuff. I really don't. 946 01:18:49,783 --> 01:18:52,479 - What do you mean? You look fantastic. - Come with me. 947 01:18:52,566 --> 01:18:55,045 What's the first thing you'll do when you meet her? 948 01:18:55,132 --> 01:18:57,437 Shave my head and join a Polynesian monastery. 949 01:18:57,480 --> 01:19:00,132 - What do you mean? - Tito. Isn't that nice? 950 01:19:00,220 --> 01:19:02,089 - What are you doing? - Like that? 951 01:19:02,177 --> 01:19:04,134 - What's going on? - I look like a moron. 952 01:19:04,220 --> 01:19:07,482 What do you mean, you look like a moron? Look at me. 953 01:19:08,004 --> 01:19:10,178 You don't like green? Is that it? 954 01:19:10,265 --> 01:19:13,135 - I'll get you blue, or the red. - I don't want anyone. 955 01:19:13,179 --> 01:19:14,962 - Come on. - Because I don't. 956 01:19:15,006 --> 01:19:18,484 What do you mean, because you don't? What is that? 957 01:19:19,267 --> 01:19:20,441 You know what? 958 01:19:20,529 --> 01:19:24,181 You happen to be developing a very bad attitude, young man. 959 01:19:27,617 --> 01:19:30,313 Don't move, because she's here. 960 01:19:31,791 --> 01:19:33,530 It's her. Look. 961 01:19:35,183 --> 01:19:39,750 Tonight is the first night of the rest of your sex life. 962 01:19:41,707 --> 01:19:44,881 You're gonna kill me. I don't think I can go through with this. 963 01:19:44,968 --> 01:19:47,795 - I knew it. The breasts are too small? - Breasts are fine. 964 01:19:47,882 --> 01:19:49,578 - Hi, how you doing? - How are you? 965 01:19:49,665 --> 01:19:52,274 - This is a drink for you. - Is that him? 966 01:19:53,274 --> 01:19:55,448 - Yeah. - He's cute. 967 01:19:55,536 --> 01:19:59,623 He's kind of going through a little climate adjustment. 968 01:19:59,710 --> 01:20:02,537 And so we're gonna be with you in just a minute. 969 01:20:02,624 --> 01:20:07,190 So why don't you just go over there and look for something, okay? 970 01:20:07,451 --> 01:20:10,278 - All right. - I love you, babe. You look good. 971 01:20:12,713 --> 01:20:15,061 What's the problem? What's wrong with you? 972 01:20:15,105 --> 01:20:19,627 I don't know. I'm almost 19. Maybe I'm getting too old for this. 973 01:20:19,976 --> 01:20:22,237 What do you want? A goddamn relationship? 974 01:20:22,281 --> 01:20:24,281 I don't know what I want. 975 01:20:24,976 --> 01:20:27,716 - Maybe it's a moral issue. - Moral issue? 976 01:20:27,890 --> 01:20:31,500 This is Lance you're talking to. You have no morals. 977 01:20:33,109 --> 01:20:37,197 You're just in a slump, that's all. It happens to the best of us. 978 01:20:37,718 --> 01:20:41,980 It could happen to me someday. I doubt it, but it could. You nervous? 979 01:20:42,546 --> 01:20:43,546 Get out! 980 01:20:43,590 --> 01:20:46,242 You're nervous, because you haven't done it in a while. 981 01:20:46,329 --> 01:20:50,243 It's like riding a bike. You just got to climb on and keep pedaling. 982 01:20:50,329 --> 01:20:52,765 And wear something white at night. 983 01:20:54,418 --> 01:20:57,027 You want a relationship? That's fine. 984 01:20:57,114 --> 01:21:01,289 Just remember that every relationship starts with a one-night stand. 985 01:21:01,680 --> 01:21:04,594 You came 3,000 miles for a reason, didn't you? 986 01:21:04,637 --> 01:21:06,507 Would you look at that reason? 987 01:21:09,420 --> 01:21:11,421 Go for it, you've earned it. 988 01:21:13,769 --> 01:21:16,465 - Lance, you're right. - That's right. 989 01:21:16,553 --> 01:21:18,727 I'm not being unfaithful to anyone. 990 01:21:18,771 --> 01:21:21,640 Hell, I could use a torrid night of cheap, meaningless lust. 991 01:21:21,728 --> 01:21:24,120 That's right, buddy. There you go. 992 01:21:26,337 --> 01:21:28,120 Look at these people. 993 01:21:28,469 --> 01:21:30,817 They probably think they're having a good time. 994 01:21:46,037 --> 01:21:47,429 Let's dance. 995 01:21:47,907 --> 01:21:51,082 - Since when do you like to dance? - Since tonight. 996 01:22:02,518 --> 01:22:04,345 That's a nice shirt. 997 01:22:07,999 --> 01:22:09,433 From Hawaii. 998 01:22:16,695 --> 01:22:19,652 It's been a long time since I've held you like this. 999 01:22:19,696 --> 01:22:20,870 I know. 1000 01:22:23,697 --> 01:22:26,523 Lance said you were very shy around girls. 1001 01:22:28,698 --> 01:22:31,438 Did he mention what a great dancer I am? 1002 01:22:42,571 --> 01:22:44,658 What else did Lance tell you about me? 1003 01:22:44,701 --> 01:22:46,832 He says you're a real gourmet. 1004 01:22:47,050 --> 01:22:49,138 - And you're a virgin. - What? 1005 01:22:49,703 --> 01:22:51,790 He thinks you might be gay. 1006 01:22:54,443 --> 01:22:56,574 I didn't say it. Lance said it. 1007 01:22:59,575 --> 01:23:01,140 Excuse me, won't you? 1008 01:23:01,227 --> 01:23:04,663 I have to go kick the shit out of someone. Just one second. 1009 01:23:07,750 --> 01:23:11,055 - You told her I was a virgin? - I exaggerated a little. 1010 01:23:11,142 --> 01:23:13,490 Girls like virgins. They find them a challenge. 1011 01:23:13,577 --> 01:23:16,752 - You told her I was gay! - It's a bigger challenge. 1012 01:23:20,231 --> 01:23:22,753 Keep your shirt on, buddy, you're doing great. 1013 01:23:22,840 --> 01:23:26,885 Excuse me. I see a sweet young thing whose sarong needs adjusting. 1014 01:23:27,885 --> 01:23:29,450 Get out of my life. 1015 01:23:46,367 --> 01:23:48,410 Excuse me, I'd like to get some punch. 1016 01:23:49,193 --> 01:23:51,716 Please, allow me. 1017 01:23:52,281 --> 01:23:55,107 - Thank you. - You're very welcome. 1018 01:24:00,413 --> 01:24:03,761 She's got lovely skin, and so much of it. 1019 01:24:04,501 --> 01:24:07,285 She happens to be an excellent judge in quality shirt wear. 1020 01:24:07,371 --> 01:24:09,893 She should try wearing one, sometime. 1021 01:24:15,025 --> 01:24:17,764 - Would you like a cup for Justin? - Jason. 1022 01:24:17,808 --> 01:24:21,330 - Whatever. He probably eats paste. - Justin's twice the man you'll ever be. 1023 01:24:21,418 --> 01:24:22,418 Jason. 1024 01:24:22,461 --> 01:24:25,462 - He's loyal, he's trustworthy-- - Housebroken? 1025 01:24:27,854 --> 01:24:29,811 Do you know this person? 1026 01:24:30,723 --> 01:24:32,115 Not really. 1027 01:24:32,159 --> 01:24:34,595 - Would you like a drink? - No, thank you. 1028 01:24:37,290 --> 01:24:39,204 Jason, let's go to bed. 1029 01:24:40,378 --> 01:24:42,944 Careful, she hogs all the blankets. 1030 01:24:42,987 --> 01:24:45,944 - You snore. - Not tonight, I won't. 1031 01:24:46,466 --> 01:24:48,336 I'm sorry to have kept you waiting. 1032 01:24:48,380 --> 01:24:51,641 How would you like to go up to Lance's room for a drink? 1033 01:24:51,685 --> 01:24:53,033 All right. 1034 01:24:53,381 --> 01:24:54,468 Let's go. 1035 01:24:56,817 --> 01:24:58,164 Good night. 1036 01:25:03,166 --> 01:25:06,036 - He doesn't even know that girl! - How do you know that guy? 1037 01:25:06,123 --> 01:25:07,819 It was all set up by his friend. 1038 01:25:07,862 --> 01:25:11,037 He thinks love is something you order on the phone, like a pizza! 1039 01:25:11,124 --> 01:25:14,342 - How do you know he snores? - He thinks he knows all about stars. 1040 01:25:14,428 --> 01:25:16,993 He doesn't know Cassiopeia's the mother of Andromeda. 1041 01:25:16,994 --> 01:25:20,125 - How's he know you hog the blankets? - The crap he eats... 1042 01:25:20,169 --> 01:25:22,169 cheese balls and beer for breakfast! 1043 01:25:22,257 --> 01:25:24,474 How do you know what he eats for breakfast? 1044 01:25:32,476 --> 01:25:33,868 Come on in. 1045 01:25:44,522 --> 01:25:46,001 Want to sit down? 1046 01:25:46,783 --> 01:25:49,479 - Do you want me to? - Why don't you sit down? 1047 01:25:49,567 --> 01:25:50,871 All right. 1048 01:25:54,828 --> 01:25:56,915 - Do you want a drink? - Sure. 1049 01:25:59,569 --> 01:26:00,699 Great. 1050 01:26:13,963 --> 01:26:15,137 Thanks. 1051 01:26:21,661 --> 01:26:23,312 That's strong. 1052 01:26:36,620 --> 01:26:39,099 Lance sure does drink a lot of beer. 1053 01:26:42,056 --> 01:26:43,926 A lot of it's imported. 1054 01:26:49,449 --> 01:26:52,406 - Are you all right? - I'm fine. Why, don't I look fine? 1055 01:26:52,449 --> 01:26:55,320 - I don't know, it just seems like-- - I'm not. 1056 01:27:01,930 --> 01:27:04,583 - Is it that girl at the punch bowl? - No. 1057 01:27:04,669 --> 01:27:08,279 It's nothing. Particularly not that girl at the punch bowl. 1058 01:27:10,410 --> 01:27:12,802 Why didn't you tell me about him? 1059 01:27:14,063 --> 01:27:16,933 Because he's not worth mentioning. He's a creep. 1060 01:27:33,154 --> 01:27:35,545 You made love to him, didn't you? 1061 01:27:38,372 --> 01:27:40,373 - Did you make love to him? - No. 1062 01:27:40,459 --> 01:27:42,982 - Honest? - Honest. 1063 01:27:46,852 --> 01:27:48,461 Do you love him? 1064 01:28:09,509 --> 01:28:11,988 I have to go to the library. I'm really behind. 1065 01:28:12,031 --> 01:28:15,771 That's what I should've done. I didn't study all this week. 1066 01:28:16,424 --> 01:28:17,598 Me, neither. 1067 01:28:29,643 --> 01:28:30,992 Want some? 1068 01:28:33,209 --> 01:28:35,210 Good morning, everybody. 1069 01:28:35,428 --> 01:28:38,515 You're gonna have to talk to me sooner or later. 1070 01:28:38,820 --> 01:28:41,038 - No, thank you. - All right. Here we go. 1071 01:28:41,124 --> 01:28:45,473 I've got a very pleasant surprise today. Comes from an unlikely source. 1072 01:28:46,473 --> 01:28:47,995 Walter Gibson. 1073 01:28:50,475 --> 01:28:52,562 It is called The Sure Thing. 1074 01:28:55,171 --> 01:28:57,823 "'It could be tonight,' he thought... 1075 01:28:58,302 --> 01:29:01,303 "as he stood in the corner, pretending to have a good time. 1076 01:29:01,389 --> 01:29:03,477 "He would meet her tonight. 1077 01:29:03,781 --> 01:29:07,739 "All his young life, he had dreamed of a girl like this. 1078 01:29:08,391 --> 01:29:10,782 "5'6", silky hair... 1079 01:29:11,218 --> 01:29:13,174 "trim, nubile body...." 1080 01:29:14,349 --> 01:29:16,872 "Nubile," by the way, is spelled with a "u." 1081 01:29:17,263 --> 01:29:20,350 "...nubile body that really knew how to move... 1082 01:29:20,654 --> 01:29:23,655 "and soft, deeply tanned skin. 1083 01:29:24,873 --> 01:29:28,178 "Now, as for personality traits, she needed only one. 1084 01:29:28,613 --> 01:29:31,570 "She had to love sex, and all the time. 1085 01:29:32,135 --> 01:29:36,614 "To arrive at this moment, he had traveled vast distances... 1086 01:29:36,919 --> 01:29:39,094 "enduring many hardships: 1087 01:29:39,528 --> 01:29:42,442 "abject poverty, starvation... 1088 01:29:43,094 --> 01:29:46,051 "show tunes, you name it. 1089 01:29:47,748 --> 01:29:50,921 "From across the room he saw her. She was perfect. 1090 01:29:52,227 --> 01:29:56,097 "He knew almost nothing about her, and she didn't know much more about him. 1091 01:29:56,184 --> 01:30:00,793 "It was exactly how it was supposed to be. He brought her to his room. 1092 01:30:02,185 --> 01:30:05,403 "The lights were soft, the moment was right. 1093 01:30:07,447 --> 01:30:10,752 "Then she leaned over and whispered in his ear: 1094 01:30:12,187 --> 01:30:13,840 "'Do you love me?' 1095 01:30:15,796 --> 01:30:20,145 "Thoughts raced through his mind. Did she really want him? 1096 01:30:20,972 --> 01:30:25,059 "What had he done to deserve this bounty? Does God exist? 1097 01:30:25,451 --> 01:30:27,929 "Who invented liquid soap, and why? 1098 01:30:30,061 --> 01:30:33,670 "'Do you love me?' Staring into her eyes... 1099 01:30:34,670 --> 01:30:37,583 "he knew that she really needed to hear it. 1100 01:30:39,324 --> 01:30:43,889 "But for the first time in his life, he knew these were no longer just words. 1101 01:30:45,629 --> 01:30:49,152 "And if he said it, it would be a lie. 1102 01:30:50,978 --> 01:30:54,240 "'Do you love me?' she whispered. 'Do you love me?' 1103 01:30:55,718 --> 01:30:57,718 "It would not be tonight. 1104 01:30:58,980 --> 01:31:01,067 "The answer was 'no'." 1105 01:31:01,850 --> 01:31:03,459 He was a traitor! 1106 01:31:15,853 --> 01:31:17,853 You didn't sleep with her? 1107 01:31:18,680 --> 01:31:20,593 Still seeing Jason? 1108 01:31:21,550 --> 01:31:23,029 We broke up. 1109 01:31:24,072 --> 01:31:25,551 That's too bad. 1110 01:31:32,857 --> 01:31:34,726 You didn't sleep with her. 1111 01:31:36,509 --> 01:31:38,205 She wasn't my type.