1 00:00:57,814 --> 00:01:00,281 [WOLVES HOWLING] 2 00:01:57,618 --> 00:02:00,371 NARRATOR: The last full moon of that spring... 3 00:02:00,454 --> 00:02:05,000 ...came a little more than a month before school let out for summer vacation. 4 00:02:07,658 --> 00:02:09,658 [HORN HONKING AND DOG BARKING] 5 00:02:11,090 --> 00:02:16,053 Our town's long nightmare began that night. 6 00:02:18,430 --> 00:02:22,935 MAN: My beer is Rheingold, the dry beer 7 00:02:23,018 --> 00:02:27,523 Think of Rheingold whenever you buy beer 8 00:02:27,606 --> 00:02:32,903 It's not bitter, not sweet, it's a real frosty treat 9 00:02:32,987 --> 00:02:37,408 Won't you buy, won't you buy... 10 00:02:40,619 --> 00:02:44,248 Won't you try, won't you buy, Rheingold Beer. 11 00:02:47,344 --> 00:02:48,344 [RUSTLING] 12 00:02:58,179 --> 00:03:02,274 Jesus, Arnie, are you afraid of the boogeyman? 13 00:03:02,297 --> 00:03:04,597 [CLATTERING] 14 00:03:04,727 --> 00:03:08,814 God... Come on outta there, Buster, and give me a hand. 15 00:03:10,691 --> 00:03:15,362 All right. What is it that you want, Arnie? 16 00:03:15,446 --> 00:03:17,698 I want some Rheingold. 17 00:03:17,781 --> 00:03:23,746 And what're you gonna do... Soon as I get that dirt outta there... 18 00:03:24,044 --> 00:03:25,311 [WEREWOLF GROWLING] 19 00:03:40,387 --> 00:03:43,098 Rheingold time, Arnie! 20 00:03:48,604 --> 00:03:50,648 [SOFTLY] Oh, shit! 21 00:03:51,173 --> 00:03:52,439 [WEREWOLF GROWLING] 22 00:03:55,500 --> 00:04:00,100 [WOLF HOWLING] 23 00:04:00,407 --> 00:04:04,745 NARRATOR: The killing had begun. But at first no one knew it. 24 00:04:05,621 --> 00:04:08,457 You see, Arnie Westrum was a chronic drunk. 25 00:04:08,540 --> 00:04:11,335 And what happened seemed like an accident. 26 00:04:11,418 --> 00:04:15,297 The county coroner concluded that Arnie had passed out on the tracks. 27 00:04:15,381 --> 00:04:18,425 There wasn't enough evidence to conclude anything else. 28 00:04:20,803 --> 00:04:24,139 - Yeah! MAN: Did you remember the deviled-ham? 29 00:04:27,977 --> 00:04:30,354 It's such a wonderful day! 30 00:04:30,437 --> 00:04:33,607 NARRATOR: This is Tarker's Mills, where I grew up. 31 00:04:33,691 --> 00:04:35,651 And this is how it looked that spring. 32 00:04:35,734 --> 00:04:40,155 A town where people cared about each other as much as they cared about themselves. 33 00:04:40,424 --> 00:04:43,524 [PLAYING BAND] 34 00:04:50,874 --> 00:04:54,503 NARRATOR: I was nearly 15 years old and my brother Marty was 11. 35 00:04:55,212 --> 00:04:57,481 MAN: We'd like to get things started now. 36 00:04:57,564 --> 00:04:58,564 [BAND STOPS] 37 00:05:01,468 --> 00:05:04,013 May I have your attention please, everybody? 38 00:05:04,096 --> 00:05:07,266 We'd like to get things started now, if we could. 39 00:05:08,058 --> 00:05:11,645 A lotta chairs down here. Come on right down and sit down. 40 00:05:11,729 --> 00:05:17,677 Alright, without further ado, I'd like to turn things over to Reverend Lowe. 41 00:05:17,695 --> 00:05:18,695 [APPLAUSE] 42 00:05:22,406 --> 00:05:24,283 I'm gonna go, okay? 43 00:05:24,366 --> 00:05:27,828 - Alright, but stay close. REVEREND LOWE: Thank you, folks. 44 00:05:27,911 --> 00:05:31,874 - Now, last June the... - And make sure your brother's okay. 45 00:05:31,957 --> 00:05:34,418 "Make sure your brother's okay." 46 00:05:35,836 --> 00:05:37,379 Marty's a booger. 47 00:05:38,422 --> 00:05:41,383 - Wow! NARRATOR: Marty was the cross I had to bear. 48 00:05:41,467 --> 00:05:42,843 MARTY: Isn't that a garter snake? 49 00:05:42,926 --> 00:05:45,721 BOY: Hell, no. NARRATOR: He wasn't so bad, actually. 50 00:05:45,804 --> 00:05:47,014 Lemme hold him. 51 00:05:47,097 --> 00:05:51,185 He was just constantly thrown in my face by my parents. 52 00:05:52,019 --> 00:05:54,355 - I have an idea. - What? 53 00:05:58,400 --> 00:05:59,860 Oh, you wouldn't. 54 00:06:00,486 --> 00:06:02,363 Oh, you would. 55 00:06:02,446 --> 00:06:07,618 - Only let's not go bananas or anything. - Who, me? 56 00:06:07,788 --> 00:06:08,762 [CROWD APPLAUDING] 57 00:06:08,786 --> 00:06:13,415 An endeavor like this seems to me to be the very definition of "community". 58 00:06:13,499 --> 00:06:15,209 Marty? 59 00:06:15,704 --> 00:06:17,437 [REVEREND LOWE ANNOUNCING] 60 00:06:18,420 --> 00:06:19,963 Marty? 61 00:06:20,078 --> 00:06:21,078 [GASPS] 62 00:06:22,296 --> 00:06:24,162 [JANE GROANS AND BRADY LAUGHS] 63 00:06:27,012 --> 00:06:30,307 - Aww, Janie! - Goddammit! 64 00:06:33,685 --> 00:06:36,188 Come on, Jane, it was just a garden snake. 65 00:06:36,271 --> 00:06:38,899 Look at my hose! 66 00:06:38,982 --> 00:06:40,943 Oh, I hate you! 67 00:06:41,026 --> 00:06:43,529 Jane, I'm shocked at you! 68 00:06:45,114 --> 00:06:47,032 Stop it, Brady. 69 00:06:47,551 --> 00:06:48,551 [SOBS] 70 00:06:51,662 --> 00:06:52,788 BRADY: Look alive! - Aah! 71 00:06:52,895 --> 00:06:54,895 [LAUGHING] 72 00:06:56,458 --> 00:06:58,836 Hey, Jane, did you wet your pants? Ha-ha-ha! 73 00:06:58,919 --> 00:07:00,295 Jane, I'm sorry. 74 00:07:00,379 --> 00:07:02,339 Oh, yeah, sure. 75 00:07:02,423 --> 00:07:04,633 - I didn't mean to. - Oh, no! 76 00:07:04,716 --> 00:07:08,929 You never mean to! I hate you, you booger! 77 00:07:09,204 --> 00:07:10,204 [JANE CRYING] 78 00:07:10,347 --> 00:07:11,598 I hate you! 79 00:07:11,682 --> 00:07:14,685 Well, sure looks like we got her goat this time, didn't we? 80 00:07:15,436 --> 00:07:18,814 Shut up, Brady! You're warped. 81 00:07:23,787 --> 00:07:25,787 [SOBBING] 82 00:07:30,694 --> 00:07:31,694 [FOOTSTEPS] 83 00:07:32,202 --> 00:07:35,164 WOMAN: Come here, for a minute, I have to talk to you. 84 00:07:35,247 --> 00:07:38,000 Listen, I told you, it ain't my baby. 85 00:07:38,083 --> 00:07:39,877 - Don't you ever drag me off like that! - I can't believe you'd say that. 86 00:07:39,960 --> 00:07:41,086 You know it's your baby. 87 00:07:41,170 --> 00:07:43,672 - We've had this conversation before. - You know I wasn't with anybody else. 88 00:07:43,755 --> 00:07:44,882 I need help! 89 00:07:44,965 --> 00:07:48,302 It's your oven. But it ain't my bun you're baking! 90 00:07:48,385 --> 00:07:50,929 - I have to have some help! - Remember the good times. 91 00:07:51,013 --> 00:07:52,431 You know, what I mean? 92 00:07:53,537 --> 00:07:54,537 [SOBBING] 93 00:07:58,353 --> 00:08:02,691 I want you two to bury the hatchet. You're being very silly, Jane. 94 00:08:02,774 --> 00:08:05,486 Did you see my knee? Did you see my outfit? 95 00:08:05,569 --> 00:08:07,654 Marty has apologized. 96 00:08:07,738 --> 00:08:11,617 And you know he couldn't have climbed the tree to stop Brady anyway. 97 00:08:11,700 --> 00:08:13,869 You always take his side because he's crippled. 98 00:08:13,952 --> 00:08:15,621 Well, it's not my fault he's crippled! 99 00:08:15,704 --> 00:08:19,833 You just wanna be quiet or I'm gonna smack you now, I mean it! 100 00:08:19,917 --> 00:08:23,045 Come on, Jane, I'm sorry. Brady wouldn't stop. 101 00:08:57,621 --> 00:09:01,583 Hey, pumpkin, don't forget to help your brother. 102 00:09:12,135 --> 00:09:16,223 MOM: Bob, I don't have my keys. DAD: Just a minute, sweetheart. 103 00:09:16,306 --> 00:09:18,976 Don't sweat the small stuff, Janie. 104 00:09:20,185 --> 00:09:22,271 Honey, where do you want this? 105 00:09:22,354 --> 00:09:25,190 JANE: Come on. Hurry up. 106 00:09:34,616 --> 00:09:37,119 Is Uncle Red still coming to visit? 107 00:09:37,828 --> 00:09:41,248 Mom told dad that Uncle Red's getting a divorce. Another divorce. 108 00:09:41,331 --> 00:09:45,168 And she said he was drunk. Now that's your great uncle. A chronic drunk! 109 00:09:45,252 --> 00:09:47,921 - He is not! - He is so! 110 00:10:00,270 --> 00:10:01,470 [KNOCKING ON DOOR] 111 00:10:04,396 --> 00:10:05,731 Janie? 112 00:10:06,815 --> 00:10:08,650 Janie, you awake? 113 00:10:33,925 --> 00:10:35,510 What's the money for? 114 00:10:35,594 --> 00:10:37,804 A new pair of panty hose. 115 00:10:38,430 --> 00:10:39,473 Is it enough? 116 00:10:46,355 --> 00:10:51,276 Jane, please take the money. It was Brady's idea. Honest to God. 117 00:10:51,360 --> 00:10:53,570 I wanna make up. 118 00:10:54,279 --> 00:10:58,617 I can get a pair of L'eggs down at the pharmacy for a dollar forty-nine. 119 00:11:00,911 --> 00:11:02,287 Here. 120 00:11:08,377 --> 00:11:11,004 Is it true what you said about Uncle Red? 121 00:11:11,088 --> 00:11:12,047 Yeah. 122 00:11:12,839 --> 00:11:16,843 I'm sorry I told you the way I did. It was mean. 123 00:11:16,927 --> 00:11:18,720 It's okay. 124 00:11:19,513 --> 00:11:22,432 I never did much like Sheila anyway. 125 00:11:23,684 --> 00:11:26,061 Maybe I'll like the next one better. 126 00:11:29,053 --> 00:11:30,253 [THUNDER RUMBLING] 127 00:11:38,444 --> 00:11:39,510 [PIANO SOUNDING] 128 00:12:01,089 --> 00:12:02,356 [WEREWOLF GROWLING] 129 00:12:11,106 --> 00:12:13,442 Suicides go to hell. 130 00:12:13,525 --> 00:12:16,278 Especially if they're pregnant. 131 00:12:16,361 --> 00:12:17,821 And I don't even care. 132 00:12:46,951 --> 00:12:47,951 [GROWLING] 133 00:12:49,616 --> 00:12:50,616 [SCREAMING] 134 00:12:55,723 --> 00:12:56,990 [WEREWOLF GROWLING] 135 00:13:04,496 --> 00:13:05,496 [SCREAMING] 136 00:13:29,689 --> 00:13:34,089 [SCREAMS AND SOBS] 137 00:13:35,190 --> 00:13:36,190 [BELL TOLLING] 138 00:13:37,359 --> 00:13:40,987 SHERRIF: It's not a normal situation down here. 139 00:13:41,071 --> 00:13:43,782 Well, that's what you told me this morning. 140 00:13:43,865 --> 00:13:47,786 Well, I'm happy to hear that. You think it'll be sometime this week? 141 00:13:47,869 --> 00:13:50,497 Well, that's good. When and how many? 142 00:13:51,581 --> 00:13:53,250 Hey, fuck off! 143 00:13:54,751 --> 00:13:56,378 What'd he say, Joe? 144 00:13:57,754 --> 00:13:59,756 He said they'd be here by noon. 145 00:14:00,590 --> 00:14:02,717 Maybe it wasn't a good idea... 146 00:14:02,801 --> 00:14:06,888 ...telling that Smokey Bear from the detective division to fuck off. 147 00:14:06,972 --> 00:14:10,141 Well, I waited till he hung up. 148 00:14:10,225 --> 00:14:13,395 Jesus Christ, what a mess. 149 00:14:13,478 --> 00:14:17,023 Joe Haller couldn't find his own ass if somebody rammed it full of radium... 150 00:14:17,107 --> 00:14:19,401 - ...and gave him a Geiger counter. - Could be. 151 00:14:19,484 --> 00:14:21,862 I know a fella who's still P.O.'d... 152 00:14:21,945 --> 00:14:24,990 ...about being fined a couple hundred bucks for that little, uh... 153 00:14:25,073 --> 00:14:29,286 ...fender bender he had back on the Ridge Road last year. 154 00:14:29,369 --> 00:14:32,414 Well, could be I know a fat ol' fella... 155 00:14:32,497 --> 00:14:37,252 ... who oughta take care of his mouth before someone turns it inside out. 156 00:14:43,717 --> 00:14:47,304 We pay our taxes to keep this town safe. 157 00:14:47,387 --> 00:14:49,848 And Joe Haller ain't doin' it. 158 00:14:49,931 --> 00:14:53,977 Last town report said you were in arrears in your taxes, Andy. 159 00:14:54,060 --> 00:14:55,605 Guess you caught up, huh? 160 00:14:55,641 --> 00:14:56,641 [GROUP CHUCKLES] 161 00:14:59,482 --> 00:15:02,444 Whatta you, tryin' to be smart? 162 00:15:03,194 --> 00:15:08,491 Now you boys better turn down your thermostats or you can both get out! 163 00:15:08,575 --> 00:15:10,368 You got me? 164 00:15:11,244 --> 00:15:12,370 Now, who's drinkin'? 165 00:15:12,517 --> 00:15:13,784 [CHILDREN SHOUTING] 166 00:15:15,123 --> 00:15:18,585 MAN: Have a wonderful summer. WOMAN: Yes, yourself. 167 00:15:18,668 --> 00:15:22,422 Hey, it's Madman Marty in the Silver Bullet. 168 00:15:22,505 --> 00:15:25,383 So, Marty, are you allowed to be out of jail? 169 00:15:25,467 --> 00:15:28,261 - No, I like school. - Poor guy. 170 00:15:29,220 --> 00:15:30,972 JANE: Be careful. 171 00:15:34,935 --> 00:15:36,394 MARTY: Not bad, huh? 172 00:15:36,478 --> 00:15:39,606 Uncle Red changed the regular muffler for a cherry bomb. 173 00:15:39,689 --> 00:15:41,775 - What's that? - Glasspack! 174 00:15:41,858 --> 00:15:45,320 He said he's making me a new wheelchair. A custom job. 175 00:15:45,403 --> 00:15:46,613 But now I dunno. 176 00:15:46,696 --> 00:15:49,366 He's getting divorced and he's in the dog house with my mom. 177 00:15:49,449 --> 00:15:52,869 - For getting a divorce? - Well, it is his third. 178 00:15:56,119 --> 00:15:57,585 [POLICEMEN CHATTERING] 179 00:16:07,884 --> 00:16:09,511 Come on, Tammy. 180 00:16:15,517 --> 00:16:17,352 Thanks for coming home with me, Marty. 181 00:16:17,435 --> 00:16:20,146 I was scared to pass her house alone. 182 00:16:20,230 --> 00:16:22,941 Yeah, it is a little scary. 183 00:16:24,609 --> 00:16:28,571 I mean, I saw her all the time. 184 00:16:28,655 --> 00:16:31,783 Hey, take it easy. 185 00:16:31,866 --> 00:16:36,121 - I know how you feel. - There's something else scary. 186 00:16:37,998 --> 00:16:39,666 What? 187 00:16:39,749 --> 00:16:41,418 That. 188 00:16:41,501 --> 00:16:43,586 I've been hearing noises out there. 189 00:16:46,464 --> 00:16:47,215 Tammy! 190 00:16:48,133 --> 00:16:50,927 Tammy, get on in here! Help your mama with the laundry. 191 00:16:51,011 --> 00:16:53,179 Well, I would go take a look myself... 192 00:16:53,263 --> 00:16:56,933 ...but I think the Bullet'd get stuck. 193 00:16:58,852 --> 00:17:01,354 You would, wouldn't you? 194 00:17:02,355 --> 00:17:05,233 Yeah, sure. No sweat. 195 00:17:05,316 --> 00:17:06,151 Tammy! 196 00:17:06,985 --> 00:17:08,153 I gotta go, Tammy. 197 00:17:08,236 --> 00:17:11,156 Thanks again for coming home with me. 198 00:17:15,118 --> 00:17:19,539 Damn cripples! Always end up on welfare! 199 00:17:23,626 --> 00:17:27,239 I'd electrocute 'em all. Balance the Goddamn budget! 200 00:17:27,287 --> 00:17:29,054 [CROW SQUAWKING] 201 00:17:31,509 --> 00:17:32,844 Oh, come on, baby. 202 00:17:33,095 --> 00:17:34,362 [ENGINE SPUTTERING] 203 00:17:51,071 --> 00:17:53,615 MARTY: Hey, Mr. Cutts. - Well, Marty... 204 00:17:53,698 --> 00:17:56,284 ...I see you lucked out again. 205 00:17:56,367 --> 00:17:58,745 Yep. Would you fill her up, please? 206 00:17:59,454 --> 00:18:01,081 Want me to check the oil? 207 00:18:02,707 --> 00:18:03,583 Yeah, sure. 208 00:18:03,666 --> 00:18:08,129 Wipe the windshield, check the driver's bullshit level? 209 00:18:13,301 --> 00:18:14,969 RED: There was a guy sitting in a bar. 210 00:18:15,053 --> 00:18:16,763 "Bartender.", he says, "Hey, jackass, gimme a drink". 211 00:18:16,846 --> 00:18:18,556 So the bartender pours a drink. 212 00:18:18,640 --> 00:18:21,559 And he drinks it. He sits for a while, then says, "Jackass, pour me another." 213 00:18:21,643 --> 00:18:22,769 Se he pours another. 214 00:18:22,852 --> 00:18:27,357 This other guys asks the bartender, "Why do you let him call you jackass?" 215 00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:31,569 The bartender says: "Hee-aw, hee-aw, he always calls me that." 216 00:18:31,855 --> 00:18:32,855 [WHEEZING] 217 00:18:35,031 --> 00:18:36,324 - It's good isn't it? MARTY: Yeah. 218 00:18:36,695 --> 00:18:37,695 [RED LAUGHS] 219 00:18:38,243 --> 00:18:40,745 You might as well fold, because you don't stand a Chinaman's chance. 220 00:18:40,829 --> 00:18:42,288 Yeah... 221 00:18:42,372 --> 00:18:46,251 Uh, I'll see ya, and I'll raise you this. 222 00:18:46,334 --> 00:18:47,669 You can't bet managers. 223 00:18:47,752 --> 00:18:49,963 - You can't bet managers. - Okay, okay. 224 00:18:50,046 --> 00:18:53,049 - I always said you can't bet managers. - So I'll bet a Yankee. 225 00:18:53,133 --> 00:18:56,010 Piss on the Yankees, piss on the Indians... 226 00:18:56,094 --> 00:18:58,304 MOM: Time for bed. - Piss on... 227 00:18:58,388 --> 00:18:59,681 Mom, come on. 228 00:18:59,764 --> 00:19:03,977 Whoa, Nan. Let him finish the game. 229 00:19:04,060 --> 00:19:05,395 Okay? 230 00:19:05,478 --> 00:19:07,522 - Make it quick. - Okay. 231 00:19:09,149 --> 00:19:12,527 What did you say, "Yankee"? See your Yankee. 232 00:19:12,610 --> 00:19:16,072 And I'll call ya. I got three kings. Read 'em and weep. 233 00:19:16,839 --> 00:19:17,839 [CHUCKLES] 234 00:19:18,032 --> 00:19:20,243 I got a straight to the Queen. 235 00:19:21,870 --> 00:19:23,955 That's bullshit luck! Bullshit luck! 236 00:19:24,038 --> 00:19:26,916 - That's enough! That's enough! - I'm thinkin'... 237 00:19:27,458 --> 00:19:31,087 Hey, hold it! Can I say, can I at least say good night? 238 00:19:32,547 --> 00:19:34,090 Good night. 239 00:19:35,795 --> 00:19:36,795 [KISSES] 240 00:19:37,635 --> 00:19:38,803 - Good night. - Good night. 241 00:19:38,887 --> 00:19:40,430 - See you later. - Okay. 242 00:19:40,513 --> 00:19:42,140 - See you in the morning. Wake me up. - Okay. 243 00:19:42,223 --> 00:19:43,308 - No, I'll wake you up. - Okay. 244 00:19:43,391 --> 00:19:44,726 Okay. 245 00:19:50,865 --> 00:19:51,865 [GRUNTS] 246 00:19:52,275 --> 00:19:55,528 MOM: Honey, ask your sister to help you. I'll be up in a minute. 247 00:19:55,612 --> 00:19:57,322 MARTY: I will. 248 00:19:57,451 --> 00:19:58,451 [WHIRRING] 249 00:19:58,740 --> 00:20:00,283 Good night. 250 00:20:20,324 --> 00:20:21,324 [BOTTLE THUDS] 251 00:20:28,519 --> 00:20:31,189 I don't want you drinking around Marty. 252 00:20:31,272 --> 00:20:34,943 Don't be tellin' me what to do! You've told me what to do all my life. 253 00:20:35,026 --> 00:20:37,028 Red, I don't care how you live... 254 00:20:37,111 --> 00:20:40,323 ...but he is a very impressionable little boy. 255 00:20:40,406 --> 00:20:42,659 You know, you think your only responsibility... 256 00:20:42,742 --> 00:20:46,663 ...is gettin' his butt outta the chair and into the tub or the toilet. 257 00:20:46,746 --> 00:20:51,000 You oughta realize there's more to Marty than him not being able to walk. 258 00:20:52,794 --> 00:20:55,463 - It's so easy for you, isn't it? - Yeah, it is! 259 00:20:55,546 --> 00:20:59,634 You blow in here once a month and you tell a few jokes and have a few beers... 260 00:20:59,717 --> 00:21:03,137 ...and then you wanna lecture me about how to raise my son! 261 00:21:03,221 --> 00:21:07,267 I am the one who's responsible for how he feels when you're like this. 262 00:21:07,350 --> 00:21:10,436 And for how he feels when you leave. 263 00:21:10,520 --> 00:21:11,980 Red... 264 00:21:12,981 --> 00:21:15,149 Marty has enough strikes against him as it is. 265 00:21:15,233 --> 00:21:16,734 He doesn't have any strikes! 266 00:21:16,818 --> 00:21:19,737 I'm scared that one day he'll quit! 267 00:21:19,821 --> 00:21:20,863 He's not gonna give up! 268 00:21:20,947 --> 00:21:24,325 What he doesn't need is you showin' him how! 269 00:21:30,577 --> 00:21:32,177 [SIGHS] 270 00:21:33,459 --> 00:21:35,586 Another wonderful night here at Sister Nan's. 271 00:21:35,670 --> 00:21:37,380 ANNOUNCER: Welcome, ladies and gentlemen... 272 00:21:37,463 --> 00:21:39,340 ...to the very best of professional wrestling: 273 00:21:39,424 --> 00:21:42,510 World Wide Wrestling. And John, we got a very exciting match. 274 00:21:42,593 --> 00:21:44,721 We have one of the young lions in there... 275 00:21:44,804 --> 00:21:49,392 Come on, Rebel! We're gonna bust him up tonight! 276 00:21:49,475 --> 00:21:54,731 We're gonna kick some ass! We're gonna kick some ass! 277 00:21:55,585 --> 00:21:56,585 Ow! 278 00:21:56,628 --> 00:21:57,894 [CRICKETS CHIRPING] 279 00:22:01,904 --> 00:22:05,742 Bust him up! Bust his chops! 280 00:22:06,427 --> 00:22:08,327 [ANNOUNCER CONTINUES] 281 00:22:11,706 --> 00:22:15,168 Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah, Rebel, airplane! 282 00:22:15,251 --> 00:22:18,755 Ooooh, that's it! Oh, that hurts my parts! 283 00:22:19,242 --> 00:22:20,242 [RATTLING] 284 00:22:24,635 --> 00:22:26,554 Goddamn... 285 00:22:30,058 --> 00:22:32,894 I'm just gonna have to do somethin' about this. 286 00:22:37,800 --> 00:22:38,800 [CLICK] 287 00:22:39,442 --> 00:22:41,903 Let's see if you wanna come back and bust up my pots... 288 00:22:41,986 --> 00:22:45,740 ...after I put rock salt up your ass! 289 00:22:49,702 --> 00:22:53,748 Come around bust up my pots, I'm gonna bust up your ass! 290 00:22:53,831 --> 00:22:55,917 Sons-o'-bitches! 291 00:22:57,835 --> 00:23:04,258 I hope you're in there cause I'm gonna blow your ass off with this salt! 292 00:23:05,590 --> 00:23:06,590 [THUDDING] 293 00:23:33,996 --> 00:23:35,665 Shit! 294 00:23:57,213 --> 00:23:58,213 [DOOR OPENS] 295 00:24:05,715 --> 00:24:06,715 [DOOR CLOSES] 296 00:24:14,004 --> 00:24:15,004 [WOOD CREAKING] 297 00:24:36,283 --> 00:24:37,283 [SHOUTS] 298 00:24:45,551 --> 00:24:46,551 [BREATHING] 299 00:24:52,061 --> 00:24:54,394 [POT SHATTERS AND OBJECTS CLATTER] 300 00:25:04,425 --> 00:25:05,425 [RATTLING] 301 00:25:15,986 --> 00:25:18,520 [WEREWOLF GROWLING AND MAN SCREAMING] 302 00:25:24,751 --> 00:25:26,084 [GROWLING CONTINUES] 303 00:25:31,239 --> 00:25:34,200 MR. CUTTS: Ain't that a hell of a note! 304 00:25:36,661 --> 00:25:38,371 Isn't that something? 305 00:25:38,454 --> 00:25:43,960 NARRATOR: ...observe Sheriff Haller's curfew, after 5 p.m, please stay indoors. 306 00:25:44,043 --> 00:25:45,753 MAYOR: Haller! 307 00:25:47,630 --> 00:25:52,677 - Well, you got any leads? - I'm working on it, Mayor. 308 00:25:54,345 --> 00:25:56,556 Mr. Mayor. 309 00:26:03,563 --> 00:26:04,897 WOMAN: David! 310 00:26:05,905 --> 00:26:07,102 [CRYING] 311 00:26:07,275 --> 00:26:08,985 Mommy wants you to get inside. 312 00:26:22,489 --> 00:26:24,489 [GRUNTING] 313 00:26:39,015 --> 00:26:41,601 - Brady, I got it. BRADY: Great! 314 00:26:41,684 --> 00:26:43,853 Marty Coslaw, you get outta that tree! 315 00:26:43,936 --> 00:26:46,522 Supper was ready an hour ago, dumbo. 316 00:26:46,606 --> 00:26:49,775 Oh, Jeez, I forgot. Is she mad? 317 00:26:49,859 --> 00:26:53,321 Yeah. At me for not finding you sooner! 318 00:27:00,202 --> 00:27:04,457 - Help me with the Bullet, please. - I oughta let you fall. 319 00:27:08,726 --> 00:27:09,993 [WHEELCHAIR MOVING] 320 00:27:21,745 --> 00:27:22,745 [ENGINE STARTS] 321 00:27:38,366 --> 00:27:39,909 Hey, Brady, you comin'? 322 00:27:39,992 --> 00:27:42,078 In a while! 323 00:27:43,204 --> 00:27:44,413 JANE: Come on, Marty. 324 00:27:46,874 --> 00:27:49,251 Marty, it's getting late. 325 00:27:57,898 --> 00:27:58,965 [CROW SQUAWKING] 326 00:28:08,396 --> 00:28:10,356 And we oughta make Joe Haller, uh, dog catcher. 327 00:28:10,439 --> 00:28:13,359 - You know, nothing big, just for poodles... - Andy, lighten up! 328 00:28:13,442 --> 00:28:15,027 Let Joe handle the investigation. 329 00:28:15,111 --> 00:28:16,862 - Investigation? - Yeah. 330 00:28:16,946 --> 00:28:22,201 This investigation is as efficient as a submarine with screen doors. 331 00:28:23,119 --> 00:28:25,371 I've heard enough outta you, Andy Fairton. 332 00:28:25,454 --> 00:28:28,457 - Come on, Pete, it's not worth it! MAN: Let him go! 333 00:28:28,999 --> 00:28:33,295 If you don't shut your mouth, I'm gonna shut it for you! 334 00:28:34,588 --> 00:28:36,465 What'd you say? 335 00:28:36,549 --> 00:28:40,177 You heard what I said, Motor Mouth! 336 00:28:40,261 --> 00:28:43,597 You wanna dance, Snow boy? Come on! 337 00:28:43,681 --> 00:28:47,977 Has anybody in here seen my son Brady? 338 00:28:54,734 --> 00:28:57,862 Hail Mary, full of grace, the Lord is with thee. 339 00:28:57,945 --> 00:29:02,950 Blessed art thou among women and blessed is the fruit of thy womb. 340 00:29:05,578 --> 00:29:07,997 Hail Mary, Mother of God... 341 00:29:09,165 --> 00:29:11,459 Pray for us sinners... 342 00:29:12,543 --> 00:29:15,463 ...now and at the hour of our death... 343 00:29:24,805 --> 00:29:27,892 Herb, Herb, wait up, Herb! 344 00:29:29,059 --> 00:29:30,853 - Herb! Come on, Herb! - Is that my boy? 345 00:29:30,936 --> 00:29:33,189 - Herb, don't go up there! - Is that Brady? 346 00:29:33,272 --> 00:29:34,815 - Herb! - Brady! 347 00:29:46,208 --> 00:29:53,608 [GASPING] 348 00:29:56,821 --> 00:29:58,321 [SCREAMING] 349 00:29:58,684 --> 00:29:59,884 [ORGAN PLAYING] 350 00:30:02,516 --> 00:30:04,416 [BABY CRYING] 351 00:30:45,468 --> 00:30:46,468 [STOPS] 352 00:30:52,560 --> 00:30:55,729 Mr. And Mrs. Kincaid have asked... 353 00:30:55,813 --> 00:30:59,608 ...that I say a word of comfort to you, if I could. 354 00:30:59,692 --> 00:31:06,156 If there is any word of comfort I can give you, it's just this. 355 00:31:06,240 --> 00:31:10,870 That the face of the beast always becomes known. 356 00:31:10,953 --> 00:31:15,291 And the time of the beast always passes. 357 00:31:15,613 --> 00:31:17,013 [CHURCH BELL RINGING] 358 00:31:21,046 --> 00:31:25,551 Nan, how about if I take the boy home? 359 00:31:25,634 --> 00:31:27,136 Red... 360 00:31:29,889 --> 00:31:32,600 - Okay. - Thank you. 361 00:31:32,683 --> 00:31:34,602 Come on, Marty, you're going with me. 362 00:31:34,685 --> 00:31:37,521 - Jane, see you at the house. - All right. 363 00:31:38,105 --> 00:31:39,857 - Come on. - How do you feel? 364 00:31:39,940 --> 00:31:41,442 How would you feel? 365 00:31:46,488 --> 00:31:49,158 I guess they better get that guy. 366 00:31:49,241 --> 00:31:51,452 - Uncle Red? - Yeah? 367 00:31:51,535 --> 00:31:53,954 What if it's not a guy? 368 00:31:55,039 --> 00:31:56,832 What do you mean? 369 00:31:57,958 --> 00:32:01,337 Well, what if it's some kind of monster? 370 00:32:05,623 --> 00:32:07,023 [LAUGHS] 371 00:32:07,676 --> 00:32:10,304 Yeah, what if it's some kind of monster? 372 00:32:11,430 --> 00:32:16,393 MARTY: You know, a werewolf or something? RED: That's a good one! Yeah! 373 00:32:25,611 --> 00:32:26,320 Here we go. 374 00:32:26,403 --> 00:32:30,032 You know, Tammy told me she'd heard noises in the greenhouse. 375 00:32:30,115 --> 00:32:31,825 Growling noises. 376 00:32:32,701 --> 00:32:35,371 Her father was killed that night. 377 00:32:38,290 --> 00:32:43,295 Listen, Marty! You have got to get this idea out of your head! 378 00:32:44,463 --> 00:32:47,883 Psychotics are more active when the moon is full. 379 00:32:49,009 --> 00:32:51,637 And this guy's a psycho. 380 00:32:51,720 --> 00:32:55,599 When they catch him you're gonna find out he's just as human as you and me. 381 00:32:55,683 --> 00:32:58,560 MAN 1: Let's get the show on the road! MAN 2: Okay, okay! 382 00:32:59,478 --> 00:33:03,399 You all know what groups you're in and what areas you'll be covering. 383 00:33:03,482 --> 00:33:07,277 Groups one through four in the woods north of the Sturmfuller place. 384 00:33:07,361 --> 00:33:10,781 - Okay! - Five and six west of Carson Creek. 385 00:33:10,864 --> 00:33:12,366 MAN 3: Yeah. MAN 4: Yeah. 386 00:33:12,449 --> 00:33:16,578 If he comes out in the moonlight tonight, we're gonna get that sucker! 387 00:33:16,662 --> 00:33:19,373 I want all of you people to go home! 388 00:33:19,456 --> 00:33:21,375 I don't remember deputizing a single one of you. 389 00:33:21,458 --> 00:33:22,626 That's right, Joe! 390 00:33:22,710 --> 00:33:25,504 The only deputy you got is that fat shit bag beside you. 391 00:33:25,587 --> 00:33:29,299 And neither one of you has done anything about solving this case! 392 00:33:29,383 --> 00:33:32,803 - We'll catch him. - You couldn't catch a cold! 393 00:33:35,180 --> 00:33:39,309 The law has a name for what you people are planning. 394 00:33:39,393 --> 00:33:41,979 It's called "private justice". 395 00:33:42,896 --> 00:33:49,486 And private justice is about a step away from lynch mobs and hang ropes! 396 00:33:50,404 --> 00:33:55,409 Now, I may be no J. Edgar Hoover, but I am the law in Tarker's Mills. 397 00:33:57,870 --> 00:34:01,248 I want all you people to go home. 398 00:34:03,208 --> 00:34:05,335 Don't let this guy scare you! 399 00:34:05,419 --> 00:34:08,714 And what's he done since this whole thing started but hang his face out? 400 00:34:08,797 --> 00:34:11,759 - He ain't got so much as a fingerprint! - Shut up, Andy! 401 00:34:11,842 --> 00:34:14,928 - No, don't tell me to shut up! HERB: Yes! 402 00:34:16,555 --> 00:34:18,265 Shut up! 403 00:34:27,357 --> 00:34:31,028 I just came from my boy's funeral. 404 00:34:36,617 --> 00:34:39,495 Herb, I know how upset... 405 00:34:41,330 --> 00:34:44,875 - ...how grief-stricken you must be. - He was torn apart. 406 00:34:44,958 --> 00:34:46,877 I know that. I... 407 00:34:48,045 --> 00:34:49,838 Upset? 408 00:34:51,090 --> 00:34:53,258 Grief-stricken? 409 00:34:54,343 --> 00:34:56,762 You don't know what those words mean. 410 00:34:58,472 --> 00:35:01,266 My son was torn to pieces. 411 00:35:03,102 --> 00:35:04,728 Pieces! 412 00:35:07,856 --> 00:35:11,401 My son was torn to pieces! 413 00:35:15,656 --> 00:35:19,868 You come in here and talk to these men about "private justice"? 414 00:35:22,121 --> 00:35:25,082 You dare to do that! 415 00:35:27,709 --> 00:35:32,881 Why don't you go out to Harmony Hill, Sheriff Haller... 416 00:35:33,632 --> 00:35:37,719 ....and dig up what's left of my boy Brady... 417 00:35:37,803 --> 00:35:41,056 ...and explain to him about "private justice". 418 00:35:42,474 --> 00:35:45,352 Would you wanna do that? 419 00:35:49,148 --> 00:35:50,983 As for me... 420 00:35:52,067 --> 00:35:57,239 ...I'm gonna go out and hunt up a little private justice. 421 00:36:03,579 --> 00:36:05,622 You heard him! 422 00:36:05,706 --> 00:36:07,483 - Let's go! CROWD: Yeah! 423 00:36:07,563 --> 00:36:08,763 [CROWD CLAMOURING] 424 00:36:14,131 --> 00:36:16,425 Come on, boys! 425 00:36:16,508 --> 00:36:19,720 - Get outta the way, Reverend. - Stop! Stop! 426 00:36:19,803 --> 00:36:23,140 Andy, Andy! Don't do this! 427 00:36:24,725 --> 00:36:26,894 - Joe! - Let 'em go, Reverend. 428 00:36:26,977 --> 00:36:30,772 This is that "community spirit" you talked about. 429 00:36:40,073 --> 00:36:42,242 Come on, boys, let's go! 430 00:36:42,326 --> 00:36:47,831 Virgil! Stop, stop! This is a bad idea. Don't do this! 431 00:36:48,790 --> 00:36:51,126 No! David, no! 432 00:36:53,128 --> 00:36:54,630 David! 433 00:36:57,591 --> 00:36:58,967 Please! Please! 434 00:36:59,535 --> 00:37:00,802 [PEOPLE CLAMOURING] 435 00:37:05,933 --> 00:37:07,976 MAN: It's about frickin' time! 436 00:37:13,387 --> 00:37:14,387 [ALL SHOUTING] 437 00:37:27,955 --> 00:37:29,414 Come on! 438 00:37:37,339 --> 00:37:39,049 - What was that? - It's over there. 439 00:37:39,132 --> 00:37:41,176 Don't point that at me. 440 00:37:41,927 --> 00:37:43,345 - Over here, Bob. - Move it up there! 441 00:37:43,428 --> 00:37:45,639 - So we can tell which way it's going. - Okay. 442 00:37:45,722 --> 00:37:48,767 Come on up here. Come on, Jerry, this way. 443 00:37:49,726 --> 00:37:51,895 - Damn, Jack. Turn away! - All right, all right. 444 00:37:51,979 --> 00:37:55,232 - Move the other way. - I'm sorry. 445 00:37:55,315 --> 00:37:56,191 Come on! 446 00:38:07,484 --> 00:38:08,551 [DOG WHIMPERING] 447 00:38:12,165 --> 00:38:14,543 Jesus, that was close. 448 00:38:14,626 --> 00:38:17,212 Come on. Be careful. 449 00:38:41,893 --> 00:38:42,893 [SCREAMS] 450 00:38:44,072 --> 00:38:46,158 - You gotta help me! - What is it? 451 00:38:46,241 --> 00:38:51,496 - My foot! My foot! Get it off me! - I'm coming. Sure. Sure. 452 00:38:51,839 --> 00:38:52,839 [BOTH GRUNTING] 453 00:38:57,044 --> 00:38:58,879 Okay. Okay! 454 00:38:58,962 --> 00:39:01,086 MAN: Hey, over here! - Aah! 455 00:39:02,215 --> 00:39:05,177 Hold on. I'll get it! I'll get it! 456 00:39:11,683 --> 00:39:14,269 Watch each other's back now. 457 00:39:17,397 --> 00:39:19,858 Andy, there ain't nothin' here. Let's go back to the car! 458 00:39:19,941 --> 00:39:21,735 Bobby, come on. 459 00:39:24,613 --> 00:39:27,199 - Careful, Maggie. - Damn! 460 00:39:28,909 --> 00:39:32,079 Alright, we're gonna go through here. 461 00:39:32,162 --> 00:39:35,957 - You follow me one at a time. - I'm right behind you. 462 00:39:40,187 --> 00:39:42,487 [OWL HOOTING] 463 00:39:45,592 --> 00:39:47,177 Wait. 464 00:39:56,624 --> 00:39:57,624 [DUCK QUACKING] 465 00:39:59,862 --> 00:40:00,862 [TWIG SNAPS] 466 00:40:02,275 --> 00:40:05,904 - It came from over there. - As far as I could tell, it came in back of us. 467 00:40:05,987 --> 00:40:08,615 He ain't down there, Andy. 468 00:40:08,698 --> 00:40:13,245 We're gonna spread out in a skirmish line. That son-of-a-bitch tries to come around us. 469 00:40:13,328 --> 00:40:15,247 We'll get him! 470 00:40:16,623 --> 00:40:18,333 Okay, Edgar. 471 00:40:19,960 --> 00:40:21,795 Oh, shit! 472 00:40:28,051 --> 00:40:28,927 Come on. 473 00:40:31,263 --> 00:40:32,264 I don't know... 474 00:40:32,347 --> 00:40:34,850 What's wrong, Bobbie, you gonna make lemonade in your pants? 475 00:40:34,933 --> 00:40:37,978 I ain't scared! Let's go. 476 00:40:59,354 --> 00:41:00,354 [GROWLING] 477 00:41:04,087 --> 00:41:06,798 Where's it coming from? Over there? 478 00:41:06,882 --> 00:41:08,967 No, it's behind us. 479 00:41:09,050 --> 00:41:11,678 I told you you couldn't trust this fog. 480 00:41:12,596 --> 00:41:16,057 It's under the fog. 481 00:41:16,141 --> 00:41:17,851 What are you saying? 482 00:41:17,934 --> 00:41:20,520 It's right here with us. 483 00:41:20,644 --> 00:41:24,744 [GROWLING] 484 00:41:27,763 --> 00:41:29,096 [GROWLING CONTINUES] 485 00:41:30,775 --> 00:41:32,775 [SCREAMING] 486 00:41:36,525 --> 00:41:37,525 [SHRIEKS] 487 00:41:39,539 --> 00:41:42,000 I can't move! 488 00:41:42,083 --> 00:41:44,628 Start backing up, Andy! 489 00:41:46,588 --> 00:41:48,840 Real slow. 490 00:41:48,962 --> 00:41:49,962 [GROWLING] 491 00:41:53,317 --> 00:41:55,550 [SHRIEKING] Ohh! 492 00:41:59,142 --> 00:42:00,185 Oh, my God! 493 00:42:02,395 --> 00:42:04,356 Come on, come on! 494 00:42:06,589 --> 00:42:07,722 [WEREWOLF GROWLS] 495 00:42:09,027 --> 00:42:13,240 Son-of-bitch! I'll get... 496 00:42:13,419 --> 00:42:16,019 [GROANING] 497 00:42:24,576 --> 00:42:29,176 [ORGAN PLAYING] 498 00:42:30,720 --> 00:42:34,287 [CHOIRS SINGING] 499 00:43:16,590 --> 00:43:17,590 [STOPS] 500 00:43:29,316 --> 00:43:31,276 It's hard... 501 00:43:32,027 --> 00:43:37,741 ...at a time like this to find the words to offer you any comfort. 502 00:43:37,824 --> 00:43:40,535 There is no comfort! 503 00:43:40,725 --> 00:43:41,725 [LAUGHS] 504 00:43:44,289 --> 00:43:48,335 There is only private justice. 505 00:43:49,539 --> 00:43:50,539 [SIGHS] 506 00:43:52,922 --> 00:44:00,096 The Bible tells us not to fear the terror... 507 00:44:00,180 --> 00:44:02,641 ...that creepeth by night. 508 00:44:02,724 --> 00:44:05,727 Or that which flyeth by noon day. 509 00:44:05,810 --> 00:44:09,356 And yet, we do. We do. 510 00:44:09,439 --> 00:44:14,444 Because there's so much we don't know. And we feel very small. 511 00:44:14,527 --> 00:44:18,073 Reverend! He was torn apart! 512 00:44:18,076 --> 00:44:19,076 [GROWLING] 513 00:44:21,049 --> 00:44:22,049 [ALL GROWLING] 514 00:44:26,206 --> 00:44:27,749 No! 515 00:44:28,333 --> 00:44:29,459 No! 516 00:44:37,201 --> 00:44:38,201 [SCREAMING] 517 00:44:38,480 --> 00:44:39,480 [RUMBLING] 518 00:44:44,601 --> 00:44:45,601 [ALL HOWLING] 519 00:44:57,156 --> 00:44:58,156 [SCREAMING] 520 00:44:59,399 --> 00:45:00,399 [PANTING] 521 00:45:11,918 --> 00:45:14,921 Let it end, dear God! Let it end. 522 00:45:27,392 --> 00:45:31,020 Oh, they cancelled the fireworks! It's no fair. 523 00:45:31,104 --> 00:45:34,899 Oh, look out world, Marty the Great didn't get something he wanted! 524 00:45:34,983 --> 00:45:38,695 - Stop it, Jane! - I don't see why everybody cries... 525 00:45:38,778 --> 00:45:42,949 - ...when Marty doesn't get what he wants. - Pumpkin, what did your mother say? 526 00:45:44,033 --> 00:45:46,870 It's time you backed off, young lady! 527 00:45:46,953 --> 00:45:50,415 - Oh, it's always my fault. - Jane, you won't let up. 528 00:45:50,498 --> 00:45:53,168 - Come on, now, let's get home. - I don't believe it. 529 00:45:53,251 --> 00:45:57,172 MAN[ON RADIO]: Residents can insure their safety by observing the sheriff's curfew... 530 00:45:57,255 --> 00:45:59,883 ...and not by leaving town. 531 00:45:59,966 --> 00:46:01,468 And a personal note, folks: 532 00:46:01,551 --> 00:46:05,472 This is a time for pulling together, not for bailing out. 533 00:46:05,555 --> 00:46:08,475 Now for Sue Ann Eckerstein. 534 00:46:18,929 --> 00:46:21,296 [WOMEN LAUGHING] 535 00:46:23,823 --> 00:46:25,992 I need the Phillips screwdriver. 536 00:46:29,204 --> 00:46:32,582 It's not enough the monster killed all those people. 537 00:46:32,665 --> 00:46:34,542 He killed Brady. 538 00:46:34,626 --> 00:46:37,587 Now he's got them to cancel the fair. 539 00:46:38,505 --> 00:46:41,716 - And the fireworks. - Yeah, and the fireworks. 540 00:46:41,800 --> 00:46:43,676 That's another thing. 541 00:46:44,552 --> 00:46:47,639 - Where's your mom? - She and Dad are lighting the barbeque. 542 00:46:47,722 --> 00:46:50,558 And Jane's walking around in her new clothes showing off her tits. 543 00:46:50,642 --> 00:46:53,436 Acts like nobody ever had tits before her. 544 00:47:00,318 --> 00:47:02,111 Let me see if I got this right. 545 00:47:02,195 --> 00:47:04,697 The guy killed your best friend. 546 00:47:05,240 --> 00:47:07,283 Drove your best girl outta town. 547 00:47:07,367 --> 00:47:10,703 Now he's responsible for cancelling the only carnival you got. 548 00:47:10,787 --> 00:47:12,872 Am I lying? 549 00:47:12,956 --> 00:47:15,124 No, you're not lying, Uncle Red. 550 00:47:15,208 --> 00:47:20,880 Well, it just so happens that I've got something that might cheer you up... 551 00:47:21,673 --> 00:47:23,424 Oh, you mean I can see it? 552 00:47:23,508 --> 00:47:25,468 [CHUCKLING] Yeah, it's time. 553 00:47:25,552 --> 00:47:27,512 - Now? - Yeah, now. Cover your eyes. 554 00:47:27,595 --> 00:47:28,972 - Oh, come on. - Cover your eyes. 555 00:47:29,055 --> 00:47:32,308 - Oh, Jesus... - I busted my ass on this deal. 556 00:47:38,425 --> 00:47:39,892 [GARAGE CREAKING OPEN] 557 00:47:45,966 --> 00:47:48,363 Ta-dahh! 558 00:47:52,120 --> 00:47:53,621 Wow! 559 00:47:58,251 --> 00:48:00,420 It's an ass-kicker, isn't it? 560 00:48:01,880 --> 00:48:05,466 MARTY: Is that for me? RED: Hell, yes, it's for you! 561 00:48:06,843 --> 00:48:12,181 - Damn, looks good! - Wow, it's beautiful! 562 00:48:14,017 --> 00:48:17,687 - Do you have a pilot's license? - Do I need one? 563 00:48:25,069 --> 00:48:27,572 - Hey! DAD: Hey, Red. 564 00:48:29,282 --> 00:48:33,912 - The coast is clear. Are you ready? - Oh, yeah. 565 00:48:33,995 --> 00:48:36,623 I feel like a virgin on prom night. 566 00:48:36,706 --> 00:48:38,125 Here's how you start it. 567 00:48:38,203 --> 00:48:39,203 [ENGINE STARTS] 568 00:48:41,628 --> 00:48:43,129 - Remember what I told you? - Yeah. 569 00:48:43,212 --> 00:48:45,006 - Now be damned careful. - Okay. 570 00:48:45,089 --> 00:48:46,799 - Now, you start it. - Okay. 571 00:48:46,883 --> 00:48:48,551 - Put your hand on the brake. - Push? 572 00:48:48,635 --> 00:48:49,153 Push! 573 00:48:49,198 --> 00:48:51,698 [ENGINE STARTING] 574 00:48:52,096 --> 00:48:53,556 - Sounds good, doesn't it? - Yeah. 575 00:48:53,640 --> 00:48:55,058 - Yeah, you ready? - Yes. 576 00:48:55,141 --> 00:48:56,643 Shake! 577 00:48:57,518 --> 00:48:59,395 Go get 'em, now! 578 00:49:01,731 --> 00:49:03,983 Go! Be careful! 579 00:49:10,338 --> 00:49:11,338 [WHOOPING] 580 00:49:13,117 --> 00:49:14,577 Stop, brake! 581 00:49:16,412 --> 00:49:17,872 Oh, the kid's dead meat! 582 00:49:20,833 --> 00:49:22,335 Oh, yes! 583 00:49:25,421 --> 00:49:26,673 All right! 584 00:49:49,112 --> 00:49:50,613 Oh, yeah! 585 00:49:51,060 --> 00:49:52,060 Whoo! 586 00:50:08,673 --> 00:50:09,908 That was wicked. 587 00:50:10,059 --> 00:50:11,059 [GROANS] 588 00:50:11,843 --> 00:50:15,847 I hope you're happy. You're lookin' at a dying man here. 589 00:50:16,514 --> 00:50:18,850 This thing goes super, super fast. 590 00:50:18,933 --> 00:50:22,520 I know it goes super fast. And you better watch it. 591 00:50:22,603 --> 00:50:24,689 Because if your mother finds out just how fast it goes... 592 00:50:24,772 --> 00:50:28,192 ...I'm gonna end up singing soprano in the boy's choir. 593 00:50:28,276 --> 00:50:31,863 - You know, I don't get you. - I know you don't. 594 00:50:31,946 --> 00:50:32,989 But listen to me. 595 00:50:33,072 --> 00:50:38,327 I built that for you because I love ya, right from my heart. 596 00:50:38,411 --> 00:50:40,288 And I want you to be careful on it. 597 00:50:40,371 --> 00:50:42,999 Because if you got hurt, it'd kill me. 598 00:50:43,082 --> 00:50:45,084 Let's get some barbecue, okay? 599 00:50:45,168 --> 00:50:48,296 RED: Boy I tell you, after every pork dinner I eat... 600 00:50:48,379 --> 00:50:49,964 ...I got fire in the hole. 601 00:50:50,048 --> 00:50:52,592 - One more piece of pie. MOM: Are you sure about that? 602 00:50:52,675 --> 00:50:56,721 Oh, Jesus... Would anybody else like a bite? 603 00:50:56,804 --> 00:50:58,139 - The mayo's good. - Well, go ahead. 604 00:50:58,222 --> 00:51:00,767 Listen, no, put it down. 605 00:51:01,350 --> 00:51:03,227 - I've gotta go. - Okay. 606 00:51:03,311 --> 00:51:05,813 - I've had a wonderful time. - So have I. 607 00:51:05,897 --> 00:51:07,315 I wish it could always be like this. 608 00:51:07,398 --> 00:51:10,943 Maybe it will, if you keep inviting me to these pork dinners. 609 00:51:11,027 --> 00:51:12,528 - Okay, it's a deal. - Well, nice to meet you. 610 00:51:12,612 --> 00:51:13,654 Thanks. You too. 611 00:51:13,738 --> 00:51:15,239 - Bye. - See you later, Janie. 612 00:51:15,323 --> 00:51:16,166 - Bob. - So long, Red. 613 00:51:16,265 --> 00:51:17,765 [GLASS SHATTERS AND OTHERS LAUGH] 614 00:51:18,367 --> 00:51:20,787 - Good thing you didn't spill my drink. - Okay. 615 00:51:20,870 --> 00:51:23,581 Why don't you walk me to my car? 616 00:51:23,664 --> 00:51:25,666 Walk me to my car and see if I can stay out of trouble. 617 00:51:25,750 --> 00:51:27,293 - Thanks! - Bye! 618 00:51:27,376 --> 00:51:30,171 - Bye! - Come on, let's go! 619 00:51:30,527 --> 00:51:31,594 [ENGINE REVVING] 620 00:51:33,549 --> 00:51:35,760 Can I have some more coffee? 621 00:51:37,553 --> 00:51:41,474 RED: I tell you, I'm gonna start up a reptile farm... 622 00:51:41,557 --> 00:51:44,852 - You're nuts. - That'd be some kind of barbecue! 623 00:51:44,936 --> 00:51:46,813 Here we go. Hold on. 624 00:51:49,970 --> 00:51:50,970 [ENGINE STOPS] 625 00:51:52,527 --> 00:51:56,739 Now, I said I had something for you, as I believe you do recall. 626 00:51:56,823 --> 00:51:59,325 Yeah, what is it? 627 00:51:59,408 --> 00:52:04,539 You're gonna have Fourth of July, but you're gonna have it in September. 628 00:52:05,073 --> 00:52:06,073 [LAUGHS] 629 00:52:06,290 --> 00:52:08,918 Now remember, it isn't just the fireworks. 630 00:52:09,001 --> 00:52:12,088 It's so no crazy shithead can stop the good guys... 631 00:52:12,171 --> 00:52:14,590 - If you can dig that. - Yeah, I dig it. 632 00:52:14,674 --> 00:52:16,759 - Now stay near the house. - Yeah, sure. 633 00:52:16,843 --> 00:52:18,302 Okay. 634 00:52:19,387 --> 00:52:21,430 Save this for the last. 635 00:52:21,514 --> 00:52:24,684 It's a rocket. You'll like it. 636 00:52:24,767 --> 00:52:27,311 - Thanks a million, Uncle Red. - You're welcome a Million, Marty. 637 00:52:27,395 --> 00:52:30,857 - And stick 'em in the bushes for now, okay? - All right. 638 00:52:32,066 --> 00:52:35,820 Now remember... stay... near... the house. Okay? 639 00:52:35,903 --> 00:52:37,113 - I promise. - Okay. 640 00:52:37,196 --> 00:52:39,849 - All right. RED: That's good. I want you to have a good time. 641 00:52:39,912 --> 00:52:40,509 [ENGINE REVVING] 642 00:52:40,533 --> 00:52:42,618 Thanks a lot, Uncle Red. 643 00:52:44,120 --> 00:52:47,248 - Watch out for the werewolf! - Bye. 644 00:52:47,918 --> 00:52:48,918 [RED WHOOPING] 645 00:53:03,383 --> 00:53:04,450 [MARTY GRUNTING] 646 00:53:04,805 --> 00:53:05,805 [DOG BARKING] 647 00:53:41,766 --> 00:53:42,833 [ENGINE REVVING] 648 00:54:08,746 --> 00:54:10,414 All right. 649 00:54:14,925 --> 00:54:15,925 [ENGINE STOPS] 650 00:54:16,150 --> 00:54:17,417 [CRICKETS CHIRPING] 651 00:54:23,469 --> 00:54:25,846 This is for the good guys. 652 00:54:34,896 --> 00:54:35,796 [FIREWORKS BLAST OFF] 653 00:54:35,894 --> 00:54:39,849 MARTY: Oh! Yeah! Whoo! 654 00:54:44,812 --> 00:54:45,812 Ha-ha! 655 00:54:48,835 --> 00:54:49,835 [GROWLING] 656 00:54:56,065 --> 00:54:57,065 Ha-ha! 657 00:54:58,517 --> 00:54:59,517 [BREATHING] 658 00:55:08,503 --> 00:55:09,770 [FIREWORKS POPPING] 659 00:55:21,625 --> 00:55:22,692 [WATER SPLASHES] 660 00:55:35,067 --> 00:55:36,467 [BREATHING CONTINUES] 661 00:55:56,297 --> 00:55:58,897 [WHIRRING] 662 00:55:59,651 --> 00:56:00,651 Ha-ha! 663 00:56:11,666 --> 00:56:12,666 [GROWLING] 664 00:56:23,359 --> 00:56:24,359 [GROWLING] 665 00:56:58,583 --> 00:56:59,849 [BREATHING HEAVILY] 666 00:57:07,619 --> 00:57:08,619 [PHONE RINGING] 667 00:57:10,469 --> 00:57:12,179 RED: Oh, shit. 668 00:57:20,187 --> 00:57:22,189 - Hello? MARTY: Uncle Red, it's me, Marty. 669 00:57:22,273 --> 00:57:25,067 - I saw the werewolf last night. - Oh, Marty... 670 00:57:25,151 --> 00:57:28,279 - I saw the werewolf! - Hey, buddy, you had a bad dream. 671 00:57:28,362 --> 00:57:31,365 It wasn't a dream, Uncle Red. I saw the werewolf with the fireworks. 672 00:57:31,449 --> 00:57:34,535 There are no such things as werewolves. 673 00:57:34,618 --> 00:57:37,913 There is, I saw it! Uncle Red, it was a werewolf. 674 00:57:37,997 --> 00:57:40,082 Have some pity on your poor uncle, okay? 675 00:57:40,166 --> 00:57:42,084 Uncle Red, I saw it! 676 00:57:43,085 --> 00:57:44,753 WOMAN: Jesus... 677 00:57:45,629 --> 00:57:48,257 - What? - Who was that? 678 00:57:50,259 --> 00:57:51,594 Obscene phone call. 679 00:57:54,638 --> 00:57:57,391 Marty, you okay? 680 00:57:58,058 --> 00:58:00,728 You've just been sitting here all morning. 681 00:58:01,604 --> 00:58:03,606 Where's Mom? 682 00:58:03,689 --> 00:58:05,941 Out shopping. Why? 683 00:58:06,025 --> 00:58:07,818 Jane, I gotta talk to you. 684 00:58:09,487 --> 00:58:11,197 About what? 685 00:58:13,115 --> 00:58:17,661 Well, Uncle Red won't believe me, and if you don't help me... 686 00:58:19,246 --> 00:58:20,873 What is it? 687 00:58:23,959 --> 00:58:30,257 NARRATOR: He told me something unbelievable. Yet somehow, I believed most of it. 688 00:58:30,341 --> 00:58:37,515 But I understood one thing completely, Marty himself believed it all. 689 00:58:49,026 --> 00:58:52,488 Marty had seen where the rocket had struck home, he said. 690 00:58:52,571 --> 00:58:56,867 And I went out that day looking for more than just cans and bottles. 691 00:58:56,951 --> 00:58:57,993 Hi, Mrs. Thayer. 692 00:58:58,077 --> 00:59:01,872 I'm collecting returnable bottles and cans for the MEDCU drive. 693 00:59:01,956 --> 00:59:04,833 I was wondering if you had any. 694 00:59:05,751 --> 00:59:10,506 I was looking for a man or a woman with just one eye. 695 00:59:10,589 --> 00:59:11,799 MRS. THAYER: Hello, Jane. 696 00:59:13,342 --> 00:59:16,262 - Who is it? - It's Jane Coslaw. 697 00:59:19,765 --> 00:59:21,475 Hello, Jane. 698 00:59:29,858 --> 00:59:32,736 I know what you're after, Jane, and you're outta luck. 699 00:59:32,820 --> 00:59:36,782 Little Toby Whittislaw come in here yesterday, and I give 'em all to him. 700 00:59:36,865 --> 00:59:38,826 That's okay. 701 01:00:00,097 --> 01:00:02,641 Is that you, Mr. Fairton? 702 01:00:12,276 --> 01:00:15,988 - Got any bottles or cans? - No. 703 01:00:21,869 --> 01:00:24,038 - Goodbye, Mr. McLaren. - Bye, Jane. 704 01:00:24,121 --> 01:00:25,706 Jesus... 705 01:00:35,507 --> 01:00:36,550 Gentlemen... 706 01:00:36,634 --> 01:00:39,428 I'm sorry to disturb your lunch. 707 01:00:39,511 --> 01:00:41,513 I'm collecting bottles for the MEDCU drive. 708 01:00:41,597 --> 01:00:45,434 I was just wondering if any of you had seen Mr. Robertson? 709 01:00:46,727 --> 01:00:50,064 Oh, hi, Mr. Robertson. I was wondering if you had any. 710 01:00:51,482 --> 01:00:54,151 I guess not. Thanks. 711 01:00:55,569 --> 01:01:00,783 It's my own fault for believing Marty. The little asshole. 712 01:01:07,081 --> 01:01:10,292 Hi, Reverend Lowe. I'm ready to turn my bottles in. 713 01:01:11,418 --> 01:01:13,712 Hi, Janie. And how are you? 714 01:01:15,589 --> 01:01:17,383 All right, I guess. 715 01:01:17,466 --> 01:01:21,095 It's just that my brother gets me so mad sometimes. 716 01:01:21,178 --> 01:01:22,805 Well, Jane... 717 01:01:23,681 --> 01:01:27,267 ...little brothers sometimes do that. 718 01:01:27,351 --> 01:01:31,271 Take your cart on around to the garage and bring me your tally sheet. 719 01:01:56,262 --> 01:01:57,912 [FLIES BUZZING] 720 01:02:28,252 --> 01:02:30,585 [JANE SCREAMS AND CANS CLATTERING] 721 01:03:10,329 --> 01:03:12,873 Having some trouble? 722 01:03:25,427 --> 01:03:29,223 Why Jane, you're trembling. 723 01:03:30,015 --> 01:03:32,392 I don't feel well. 724 01:03:32,476 --> 01:03:36,522 - I think maybe I got too much sun. - Well, would you like to come in the parlor... 725 01:03:36,605 --> 01:03:39,900 - ...and lie down for a bit? - No! 726 01:03:41,193 --> 01:03:44,446 REVEREND LOWE: Or have a cold drink? I have some soda. 727 01:03:44,530 --> 01:03:46,824 I think I should get home and help my mom with dinner. 728 01:03:46,907 --> 01:03:49,117 - I'll give you a ride. - No! 729 01:03:54,206 --> 01:03:56,750 Give my best to your brother, Jane. 730 01:03:57,626 --> 01:03:59,002 I will! 731 01:04:04,883 --> 01:04:07,970 MARTY: Jeez... what did you do then? 732 01:04:09,054 --> 01:04:12,349 I ran faster than I've ever run in my entire life. What do you think? 733 01:04:12,432 --> 01:04:16,019 By the time I got back here I thought I was gonna faint. 734 01:04:17,646 --> 01:04:20,649 Marty, what are we gonna do? 735 01:04:21,400 --> 01:04:25,487 If we tell anyone... grownups, I mean, they'd laugh. 736 01:04:27,197 --> 01:04:29,116 Well, what are we gonna do? 737 01:04:30,200 --> 01:04:32,286 I think I know. 738 01:05:33,180 --> 01:05:35,599 NARRATOR: I mailed another letter from Marty the next day. 739 01:05:35,682 --> 01:05:37,559 A third the day after that. 740 01:05:37,643 --> 01:05:41,647 Then on Saturday we told Uncle Red what we'd been up to. 741 01:05:41,730 --> 01:05:44,191 His reaction was less than serene. 742 01:05:44,274 --> 01:05:47,319 Holy jumped-up, bald-headed, Jesus palomino! 743 01:05:47,402 --> 01:05:50,030 - Uncle Red... - From him, I'd expect it. 744 01:05:50,113 --> 01:05:53,784 Sometimes I think your common sense got paralyzed along with your legs. 745 01:05:53,867 --> 01:05:56,995 But from you, Jane, you're Miss Polly Practical! 746 01:05:57,079 --> 01:05:58,330 You don't understand. 747 01:05:58,413 --> 01:06:01,041 I understand that my niece and my nephew... 748 01:06:01,124 --> 01:06:03,168 ...are sending little love notes to the local minister... 749 01:06:03,251 --> 01:06:05,712 ...suggesting that he gargle with broken glass... 750 01:06:05,796 --> 01:06:08,423 - ...or eat a rat poison omelet! - It came for me. 751 01:06:08,507 --> 01:06:11,218 I shot it in the eye, now he's wearing an eye patch! 752 01:06:11,301 --> 01:06:15,305 I wish I had a tape recorder so you could hear what you sound like. 753 01:06:15,389 --> 01:06:17,641 What about the baseball bat Jane saw in his shed? 754 01:06:17,724 --> 01:06:21,353 - What about it? - You know who used to have a bat like that? 755 01:06:21,436 --> 01:06:22,688 - Mr. Knopfler. RED: So? 756 01:06:22,771 --> 01:06:25,649 It looked like Bigfoot had used it for a toothpick. 757 01:06:25,732 --> 01:06:27,234 Do you wanna know what I think? 758 01:06:27,317 --> 01:06:30,278 No, we just wanted to admire you. 759 01:06:30,362 --> 01:06:35,409 You better watch your mouth right now. You're on thin ice with me, son. 760 01:06:36,201 --> 01:06:40,205 I think you had a hallucination. The thing was probably a broomstick. 761 01:06:40,288 --> 01:06:43,417 It was not! Want me to show you? 762 01:06:43,500 --> 01:06:45,544 I'm not afraid! I'll show it to you right now! 763 01:06:45,627 --> 01:06:47,796 No, no, no, no, no. 764 01:06:47,879 --> 01:06:51,049 I'm a little too old to be playing "the Hardy Boys meet Reverend Werewolf"! 765 01:06:51,133 --> 01:06:54,011 - Jane, forget it. - Jesus! Yeah, forget it. Forget it. 766 01:06:54,094 --> 01:06:56,513 - Werewolf! - Probably have gotten rid of it by now anyway. 767 01:06:56,596 --> 01:06:58,932 This is the dumbest thing I've ever heard. 768 01:06:59,016 --> 01:07:01,184 Just forget it! It's crazy! 769 01:07:02,769 --> 01:07:06,982 RED: You see your suspect yet, Marty? MARTY: Yes, I see him. 770 01:07:07,065 --> 01:07:10,652 Are you saying he took a rocket in the eye... 771 01:07:10,736 --> 01:07:13,030 ...and now he's out here painting? 772 01:07:13,113 --> 01:07:16,074 He'd be in the hospital or he would be dead. 773 01:07:16,158 --> 01:07:19,077 I didn't shoot him when he was... 774 01:07:19,161 --> 01:07:23,040 What? A werewolf? Oh, Jesus! 775 01:07:25,083 --> 01:07:27,586 Jane, you don't believe this madness, do you? 776 01:07:27,669 --> 01:07:30,464 I don't know exactly what I believe. 777 01:07:30,547 --> 01:07:35,135 But I know that what I saw was a baseball bat, and not a broomstick. 778 01:07:36,136 --> 01:07:39,347 And I know there was something strange about the way the garage smelled. 779 01:07:39,431 --> 01:07:42,726 It smelled like an animal's den. And I believe in Marty. 780 01:07:42,809 --> 01:07:46,063 You used to believe in him too, Uncle Red. 781 01:07:49,191 --> 01:07:50,442 Kids. 782 01:07:51,099 --> 01:07:52,366 [CHILDREN SHOUTING] 783 01:08:37,989 --> 01:08:41,326 Hey, Marty, you wanna go to Robertson's for a soda? 784 01:08:41,409 --> 01:08:43,703 No, thanks. I think I'm gonna go home. 785 01:08:43,787 --> 01:08:46,873 BRADY: Okay, see you! MARTY: Yeah. See you! 786 01:08:56,845 --> 01:08:57,911 [ENGINE REVVING] 787 01:09:50,236 --> 01:09:54,303 [ENGINE ROARING] 788 01:09:56,902 --> 01:09:58,403 Oh, shit! 789 01:09:59,362 --> 01:10:00,739 Oh, my God! 790 01:10:01,021 --> 01:10:03,288 [TIRES SCREECHING] 791 01:10:05,619 --> 01:10:08,163 Come on. Please! 792 01:10:09,706 --> 01:10:10,749 Come on! 793 01:10:11,054 --> 01:10:12,121 [ENGINE REVVING] 794 01:10:15,325 --> 01:10:16,325 [TIRES SCREECH] 795 01:10:17,226 --> 01:10:18,226 [GROANS] 796 01:10:22,454 --> 01:10:23,446 [TIRES SQUEALING] 797 01:10:23,470 --> 01:10:26,348 Come on! Come on! 798 01:10:29,707 --> 01:10:30,773 [ENGINE REVVING] 799 01:10:44,499 --> 01:10:45,499 [HORN BLARING] 800 01:10:47,333 --> 01:10:48,466 [TIRES SQUEALING] 801 01:11:15,558 --> 01:11:16,758 [TIRES SCREECHING] 802 01:11:36,447 --> 01:11:37,714 [ENGINE SPUTTERING] 803 01:11:45,910 --> 01:11:46,910 [BIRD HOOTING] 804 01:12:07,444 --> 01:12:09,910 [KEY CLICKING AND ENGINE SPUTTERING] 805 01:12:17,109 --> 01:12:18,109 [DOOR CLOSES] 806 01:12:39,522 --> 01:12:40,607 Marty. 807 01:12:41,608 --> 01:12:44,152 I'm very sorry about this, Marty. 808 01:12:44,235 --> 01:12:46,905 I don't know if you believe that or not, but it's true. 809 01:12:46,988 --> 01:12:50,283 I would never willingly hurt a child. 810 01:12:50,367 --> 01:12:53,620 Please... I won't tell anyone. 811 01:12:54,621 --> 01:12:57,957 You should have let me alone, Marty. 812 01:12:58,041 --> 01:13:00,460 I can't kill myself. 813 01:13:00,543 --> 01:13:04,089 Our religion teaches that suicide is the greatest sin... 814 01:13:04,172 --> 01:13:06,758 ...a man or a woman can commit. 815 01:13:06,841 --> 01:13:09,552 Stella was going to commit suicide. 816 01:13:09,636 --> 01:13:13,890 And if she had done so, she would be burning in hell right now. 817 01:13:13,973 --> 01:13:16,393 By killing her I took her physical life... 818 01:13:16,476 --> 01:13:19,771 ...but I saved her life eternal! 819 01:13:20,522 --> 01:13:26,903 You see how all things serve the will and the mind of God. 820 01:13:26,986 --> 01:13:30,949 You see! You meddling little shit! 821 01:13:31,783 --> 01:13:34,035 You're going to have a terrible accident, Marty. 822 01:13:34,119 --> 01:13:36,329 You're gonna fall in the river. 823 01:13:37,144 --> 01:13:38,344 [TRACTOR REVVING] 824 01:13:43,711 --> 01:13:48,425 Mr. Zinneman! Help me, please! Help me! 825 01:13:48,508 --> 01:13:52,679 Mr. Zinneman! Wait! Mr. Zinneman! 826 01:13:52,762 --> 01:13:55,640 On the bridge! Help me, please! 827 01:13:57,976 --> 01:13:59,144 That you, Marty? 828 01:14:03,190 --> 01:14:04,257 [ENGINE REVVING] 829 01:14:10,947 --> 01:14:13,491 Spooky in there, isn't it? 830 01:14:16,202 --> 01:14:22,584 It's easier to swallow without the foaming jaws, the hair and teeth. 831 01:14:23,334 --> 01:14:25,253 - Did you talk to the Sheriff? - Yes. 832 01:14:25,336 --> 01:14:29,257 After Marty's latest, thrilling tale of wonder. 833 01:14:29,340 --> 01:14:32,594 But he's had no complaints of poison pen pals. 834 01:14:32,677 --> 01:14:35,138 - See, told ya. - Shut up, Marty. 835 01:15:05,710 --> 01:15:08,254 What color is Lowe's car? 836 01:15:09,380 --> 01:15:10,965 Blue. 837 01:15:13,551 --> 01:15:15,303 This blue. 838 01:15:21,392 --> 01:15:22,936 Jesus... 839 01:15:25,980 --> 01:15:30,985 That is the craziest, goddamn story I have ever heard in my life. 840 01:15:32,070 --> 01:15:33,613 I know. 841 01:15:36,491 --> 01:15:38,409 Do you believe any of this? 842 01:15:43,081 --> 01:15:45,250 You do, don't you? 843 01:15:46,543 --> 01:15:49,629 Well, let's just say I believe Reverend Lowe oughta be checked out. 844 01:15:51,422 --> 01:15:53,591 That can be arranged. 845 01:15:55,093 --> 01:15:56,803 Thank you, Joe. 846 01:16:04,405 --> 01:16:05,672 [CRICKETS CHIRPING] 847 01:16:12,886 --> 01:16:13,953 [LIGHTER CLICKS] 848 01:16:49,138 --> 01:16:50,338 [KNOCKING ON DOOR] 849 01:16:52,817 --> 01:16:54,569 Reverend Lowe? 850 01:17:08,446 --> 01:17:10,779 [DISTANT HOWLING] 851 01:17:48,561 --> 01:17:50,895 [GHOSTLY VOICES VOCALISING WEAKLY] 852 01:19:09,245 --> 01:19:11,539 Can I help you, Joe? 853 01:19:17,086 --> 01:19:19,797 I think you'd better come along with me, Reverend. 854 01:19:28,306 --> 01:19:30,516 It's not my fault! 855 01:19:35,024 --> 01:19:36,024 [SNARLING] 856 01:19:41,114 --> 01:19:42,114 [SCREAMS] 857 01:19:45,265 --> 01:19:47,965 [GROWLING] 858 01:20:02,708 --> 01:20:03,817 [SEAGULLS CAWING] 859 01:20:03,841 --> 01:20:07,303 MARTY: Sheriff Haller said he'd check him out. And guess what? 860 01:20:07,386 --> 01:20:09,722 No one sees him again. 861 01:20:09,806 --> 01:20:13,226 What do you suggest I do about it? 862 01:20:17,939 --> 01:20:21,734 I want you to turn this into a silver bullet. 863 01:20:32,954 --> 01:20:35,081 You won't let go of it, will you? 864 01:20:35,164 --> 01:20:40,294 - I saw what I saw. - Marty, the moon wasn't even full. 865 01:20:40,878 --> 01:20:46,050 In the legends, the werewolf guy only changes when the moon is full. 866 01:20:46,133 --> 01:20:49,387 But maybe he's like this almost all the time. 867 01:20:50,012 --> 01:20:53,724 - Only, as the moon gets fuller... - ...the guy gets wolfier. 868 01:20:53,808 --> 01:20:55,935 - Shit... - Here! 869 01:20:56,686 --> 01:21:00,648 - Take mine too. - Why don't you guys tell me... 870 01:21:00,731 --> 01:21:03,526 ...how this guy Lowe became a werewolf? 871 01:21:04,819 --> 01:21:06,654 I don't know. 872 01:21:07,196 --> 01:21:09,699 Maybe he doesn't know either. 873 01:21:10,533 --> 01:21:13,327 I think he's going to come after me. 874 01:21:13,411 --> 01:21:16,622 Not just because I know who he is... 875 01:21:17,790 --> 01:21:20,585 ...but because I hurt him. 876 01:21:20,668 --> 01:21:24,547 And I think he'll wait till the moon's all the way full... 877 01:21:24,630 --> 01:21:27,717 ...and there's no Reverend Lowe at all. 878 01:21:29,010 --> 01:21:31,012 Only the monster. 879 01:21:35,933 --> 01:21:38,644 You've gone right outta your mind. 880 01:21:39,979 --> 01:21:41,898 Will you do it? 881 01:21:47,194 --> 01:21:49,113 Boy... 882 01:21:49,780 --> 01:21:51,616 Stay! 883 01:22:03,544 --> 01:22:04,962 Hello. 884 01:22:07,089 --> 01:22:10,968 My nephew has just discovered the Lone Ranger. 885 01:22:11,052 --> 01:22:13,721 And I wondered if you could help me here. 886 01:22:23,314 --> 01:22:26,108 You want a silver bullet, huh? 887 01:22:27,818 --> 01:22:32,949 NARRATOR: The man Uncle Red had gone to see was more than a gunsmith. 888 01:22:33,032 --> 01:22:37,662 He was, Uncle Red said, "an old world craftsman". 889 01:22:37,745 --> 01:22:40,748 A sort of wizard of weapons. 890 01:22:41,958 --> 01:22:47,964 He confirmed the high silver content of my crucifix and Marty's medallion. 891 01:22:48,047 --> 01:22:52,969 He melted them down and molded them into a silver bullet. 892 01:23:06,607 --> 01:23:10,820 Marty had read all the legends about werewolves. 893 01:23:10,903 --> 01:23:16,367 And though they differed on several minor points, they all agreed on one. 894 01:23:21,580 --> 01:23:25,084 It takes silver to kill a werewolf. 895 01:23:26,210 --> 01:23:29,255 And we were taking no chances. 896 01:23:31,465 --> 01:23:33,467 MAN: There it is. 897 01:23:34,301 --> 01:23:37,638 Nicest piece of work I ever done, I think. 898 01:23:38,848 --> 01:23:43,811 It's got a low-grain load so it won't tumble. 899 01:23:45,479 --> 01:23:50,276 - Oughta be pretty accurate. - Well, shoot, it's just a gag. 900 01:23:51,652 --> 01:23:58,117 I mean, what the heck you gonna shoot a 44 bullet at anyway, made of silver? 901 01:23:59,994 --> 01:24:02,538 How about a werewolf? 902 01:24:06,125 --> 01:24:09,253 NARRATOR: The night of the next full moon came on Halloween. 903 01:24:09,336 --> 01:24:12,548 And a happy coincidence left us in the sole care of Uncle Red. 904 01:24:12,631 --> 01:24:15,634 Luggage for a month going to New York for a weekend. 905 01:24:15,718 --> 01:24:18,971 - At least it seemed like a coincidence. - And remember, we'll be at the Plaza. 906 01:24:19,055 --> 01:24:21,682 - And I've got the number. - Right. 907 01:24:24,143 --> 01:24:27,313 - Hey, goodbye! - Bye! 908 01:24:27,396 --> 01:24:29,607 - Goodbye, honey. - Goodbye. 909 01:24:29,690 --> 01:24:33,778 - Thank you! Thank you so much! - Whoa, Sis. 910 01:24:33,861 --> 01:24:36,197 It's just my luck to win a romantic trip for two... 911 01:24:36,280 --> 01:24:38,157 ...after Sheila leaves me. That's how it is. 912 01:24:38,240 --> 01:24:40,367 - Have you got the tickets? - Uh, yeah. Yeah. 913 01:24:40,451 --> 01:24:42,995 - Okay, now go and have fun. - Bye. 914 01:24:43,079 --> 01:24:44,371 - Have fun, Bob. - You too, Red. 915 01:24:44,455 --> 01:24:46,373 And don't let these kids run you ragged. 916 01:24:46,457 --> 01:24:48,626 - Naw, they won't run me ragged. WOMAN: And listen. 917 01:24:48,709 --> 01:24:51,420 Don't let any trick-or-treaters in, even if they come. 918 01:24:51,504 --> 01:24:53,714 KIDS: We won't. RED: We won't. 919 01:24:53,798 --> 01:24:55,091 - Bye-bye. - Goodbye! 920 01:24:55,174 --> 01:24:57,009 RED: Bye-bye. - Have fun. 921 01:24:57,093 --> 01:24:58,844 Oh, listen! You kids go to bed early. 922 01:24:58,928 --> 01:25:01,597 You're gonna hurt you head poppin' in-and-out like that! 923 01:25:01,680 --> 01:25:03,349 Be good, kids! 924 01:25:03,432 --> 01:25:05,726 JANE: Yeah, we will. MARTY: Yeah, we will. 925 01:25:07,645 --> 01:25:10,648 - Could I tell you kids something? - Sure, Uncle Red. 926 01:25:10,731 --> 01:25:15,361 Me and Nan, were just like you guys when we were growin' up. 927 01:25:16,570 --> 01:25:19,698 And the bitch of it is, we still are. 928 01:25:21,033 --> 01:25:24,328 Did you really win a trip to New York from Publisher's Clearing House? 929 01:25:24,411 --> 01:25:26,038 No. 930 01:25:27,540 --> 01:25:30,209 But the moon is full. 931 01:25:30,292 --> 01:25:32,545 And your parents are gone. 932 01:25:33,254 --> 01:25:36,966 And I did win a subscription to Popular Mechanics. 933 01:25:42,419 --> 01:25:45,286 [MUSIC PLAYING ON TV AND CLOCK TICKING] 934 01:25:50,290 --> 01:25:51,290 [SNORING] 935 01:26:11,435 --> 01:26:12,435 [STATIC] 936 01:26:13,860 --> 01:26:14,860 [RUSTLING] 937 01:26:18,549 --> 01:26:20,134 Oh, God! 938 01:26:24,305 --> 01:26:26,974 You're gonna burn yourself up sometime doing that Uncle Red. 939 01:26:27,057 --> 01:26:28,100 Probably will. 940 01:26:29,185 --> 01:26:33,981 If that would have gone off, that've been the end of our Silver Bullet. 941 01:26:34,899 --> 01:26:36,942 This is too much. 942 01:26:41,906 --> 01:26:43,616 You guys are goin' to bed. 943 01:26:43,699 --> 01:26:46,744 - But Uncle Red, you said... - I know what I said. 944 01:26:46,827 --> 01:26:49,496 But it's ten till three in the morning and it's not coming. 945 01:26:49,580 --> 01:26:52,791 - The moon's not down yet. - Well, it's damn near down. 946 01:26:52,883 --> 01:26:53,883 [GROWLS] 947 01:26:55,127 --> 01:26:57,713 I'm gonna sit up the rest of the night with this stupid gun in my lap... 948 01:26:57,796 --> 01:26:59,798 ...because I promised I'd do that. 949 01:26:59,882 --> 01:27:04,178 - But you're going to bed, so are you. - What happens if I say no? 950 01:27:05,304 --> 01:27:07,765 Then I'm gonna kick your ass! 951 01:27:08,971 --> 01:27:09,971 [SCREAMING] 952 01:27:11,018 --> 01:27:14,313 - It's a werewolf! I saw him! It's a werewolf! - Wait, wait, wait! 953 01:27:15,105 --> 01:27:17,858 - What did you see? - The werewolf! 954 01:27:18,859 --> 01:27:22,363 - What did you see? - I was looking at you. 955 01:27:24,156 --> 01:27:26,200 Goddamn. 956 01:27:27,660 --> 01:27:31,205 Uh... it's okay. I'll go look, that's all. 957 01:27:33,520 --> 01:27:34,520 [GUN CLICKS] 958 01:28:05,197 --> 01:28:10,286 A very familiar feeling is beginning to come over me. 959 01:28:10,369 --> 01:28:11,912 What? 960 01:28:17,876 --> 01:28:21,588 I'm beginning to feel like a horse's ass, that's what. 961 01:28:21,672 --> 01:28:24,008 He's out there! I saw him! 962 01:28:24,091 --> 01:28:27,469 I know you did, Janie. Why don't you just go upstairs? 963 01:28:27,591 --> 01:28:28,791 [GROWLS] [ELECTRICITY CRACKLING] 964 01:28:28,876 --> 01:28:29,876 [GIRL SCREAMS] 965 01:28:32,411 --> 01:28:33,411 [RED SIGHS] 966 01:28:35,561 --> 01:28:37,938 Now, don't panic! 967 01:28:41,275 --> 01:28:42,776 He's here. 968 01:28:42,860 --> 01:28:46,322 Marty, it could be just a fuse. 969 01:28:54,014 --> 01:28:55,473 [GASPS] 970 01:28:55,497 --> 01:28:57,207 Shit! 971 01:29:07,444 --> 01:29:08,444 [GIRL SCREAMS] 972 01:29:09,531 --> 01:29:10,531 [GROWLING] 973 01:29:17,770 --> 01:29:19,188 JANE: Over here! Watch out! 974 01:29:19,272 --> 01:29:20,805 - [GROWLING] [RED YELLS] 975 01:29:23,609 --> 01:29:25,903 Jane, get the gun! 976 01:29:26,719 --> 01:29:28,252 - [GROWLING] - [SCREAMING] 977 01:29:34,632 --> 01:29:37,225 [ROARING] 978 01:29:40,088 --> 01:29:41,088 [SNARLING] 979 01:29:46,006 --> 01:29:48,384 Hurry, Marty! Please, hurry! 980 01:29:51,239 --> 01:29:52,239 [ROARING] 981 01:29:57,643 --> 01:29:59,561 Leave him alone! 982 01:30:09,029 --> 01:30:11,073 Shoot! Shoot! 983 01:30:13,465 --> 01:30:16,065 [GROWLING] 984 01:31:12,217 --> 01:31:14,761 Holy jumped up Jesus Palomino. 985 01:31:15,429 --> 01:31:16,889 JANE: God... 986 01:31:22,414 --> 01:31:23,881 - [ROARS] - [SCREAMS] 987 01:31:25,645 --> 01:31:26,645 [JANE SOBBING] 988 01:31:30,527 --> 01:31:36,366 It's okay. I gotcha. I gotcha. 989 01:31:37,117 --> 01:31:40,329 Don't worry. He's dead. 990 01:31:43,165 --> 01:31:46,627 Are you all right? 991 01:31:48,587 --> 01:31:51,048 All except for my legs. 992 01:31:51,131 --> 01:31:52,758 What? 993 01:31:54,927 --> 01:31:57,471 I don't think I can walk. 994 01:32:02,100 --> 01:32:04,186 I love you, Jane. 995 01:32:07,898 --> 01:32:09,816 I love you, too. 996 01:32:11,860 --> 01:32:14,947 I wasn't always able to say that. 997 01:32:15,697 --> 01:32:17,991 But I can say it now. 998 01:32:18,992 --> 01:32:21,411 I love you, too, Marty. 999 01:32:21,495 --> 01:32:23,330 Good night.