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Heaven, I'm in heaven

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And my heart beats
so that I can hardly speak

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And I seem to find the happiness I seek

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When we're out together
dancing cheek to cheek

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Heaven, I'm in heaven

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And the cares that hung
around me through the week

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Seem to vanish like a gambler's lucky streak

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When we're out together
dancing cheek to cheek

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Oh, I love to climb a mountain

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And to reach the highest peak

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But it doesn't thrill me half as much

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As dancing cheek to cheek

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Oh, I love to go out fishing

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In a river or a creek

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But I don't enjoy it half as much

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As dancing cheek to cheek

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Dance with me

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I want my arm about you

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The charm about you

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Will carry me through to heaven

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I'm in heaven

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And my heart...

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Oh, Cecilia, be careful. Are you all right?

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Yes.

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You're gonna like this one.
It's better than last week.

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It's more romantic.

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Miss, I wanted
oatmeal before my scrambled eggs.

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Oh, sorry, I'll get it right away. Sorry.

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Can I get cereal, too, and a doughnut.

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Oh, cereal and a doughnut, right.

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Listen, there's a new movie at the Jewel
starting tonight.

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I didn't even get to see last week's.

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Oh, you missed it? It was wonderful.

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I love Jane Froman,
and James Melton plays...

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First he's a hotel
porter and then he becomes a radio singer

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and then he becomes an opera singer.

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The music was just beautiful.

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You know the one
that I like is, Okay, America!

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Oh, yeah, I saw that twice. That was great,

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when she threatens to kill Lew Ayres...

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I love Lew Ayres' looks.
Do you think he's married?

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Is he married? Are you crazy?

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Yes, he's married to Ginger Rogers.

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God. They got married
on a boat off the island of Catalina.

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They live in Beverly Hills
and sometimes holiday in Spain.

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He used to be married to Lola Lane,
but Ginger's better for him.

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- She's so lovely.
- Where's my toast?

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Oh. Coming right up, one second.

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- Ginger used to be married to Jack...
- Let's go, girls.

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- Let's go, Cecilia.
- Sorry.

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- Your sister is slow.
- But she's still learning.

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Ladies, there's a depression on.

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There are a lot of
other people who would like this job

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- if you can't handle it.
- No, I can handle it.

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It's okay.

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Ginger used
to be married to Jack Culpepper,

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who I think took out
Ruth Chatterton before she married George

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Oh, I...

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Look,
that's the second one this week.

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I'm sorry. I'll pick it all up.

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Come on, Cecilia, shape up.

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Hand them on. Now, for three pennies.

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Hey, Monk. Here comes your wife.

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Boy, am I glad to see you.
You got any dough?

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Oh, tips weren't so good today.

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Come on, give me something. I'm busted.

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Hmm. I hear there's some jobs
opening up over at the ice factory.

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- No, there's nothing. I was there.
- Yeah?

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Yeah, I was there. All right?

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Harriet Rufus
says all you guys do all day is just

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pitch pennies
and make passes at the girls who walk by.

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Well, Harriet Rufus is a douche bag.

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Listen, I got to save
the rest for groceries and stuff, okay?

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Yeah, okay, yeah, right. You got it?

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What are you doing here?

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Oh, you want to go to the movies tonight?

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There's an early show.

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- I can't, I can't.
- How come?

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- Well, the guys are coming over tonight.
- Again?

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What, you don't like it?

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Well, all you do is you drink and play dice,

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and I wind up getting smacked.

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Well, I got to get even, don't I?

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I owe everybody in town.

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You're never home anymore
except to play dice and cards.

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Meanwhile, I gotta take in extra laundry
after work to pay the rent.

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Well, what do you want?
Did I close the factory?

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You didn't used to be like this, Monk.

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Well, I got a lot on my mind.

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You think I like scratching around for work?

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Living like a bum the last two years?

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I don't know how much
longer I can go on like this, you know.

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Listen, the country
will get back working again.

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- Things are bound to get better. I promise.
- Yeah.

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You know I'm crazy about you, huh?

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You never pay any attention to me anymore.

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That's why I thought
if we could go to the movies tonight,

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you know,
you could forget your troubles a little.

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Yeah, yeah, forget my troubles.

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Cecilia, you like
sitting through that junk, okay?

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- I'm gonna shoot crap, okay?
- Tsk.

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Go to the movie by yourself.

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You make passes at the girls who go by?

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Hey, look, you're not my boss.

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And don't give me that look.

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You'd think I was a criminal.

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Come on, give us a hug, just one, come on.

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All right? Good.

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And don't come home late.
I worry. All right?

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See you later.

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Let's go.

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Two, please.

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Two.

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Just one tonight, please, Doris.

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Thank you.

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Evening, Mr. Ruskin.

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Jason, I'm bored.

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I'm bored with cocktail parties
and opening nights.

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I'm bored with evenings at the Opera
and weekends at the races.

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A few days in Paris might be just the thing

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to get the creative juices flowing again.

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I can have George
cable the Ritz for the usual suite.

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I'm not talking about Paris.

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I'm talking about someplace
completely different.

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Like Morocco or Egypt.

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Ooh. A boat trip down the Nile.
Sounds so romantic.

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I've got just the dress
to wear to the Pyramids.

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Hey, we could leave next week.

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Spend a couple of weeks there.

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Maybe stop in Casablanca or Tangiers

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as long as we're hopping
around and still be back

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- in time for the opening of my new play.
- Ooh.

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To Cairo and Morocco and Tangiers.

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To all the exotic
and romantic places in the world.

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- Hey, there's another room in here.
- Oh, isn't it divine?

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Everything's so perfectly preserved.

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It's quite lovely.
I just don't want to suddenly feel

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a bandaged hand around my throat.

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Hi there. Who are you?

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Oh, we're sightseeing.
We thought we were alone.

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You gave me quite a start.

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Oh, I'm awfully sorry. Tom Baxter.

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Explorer, adventurer.

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I'm doing a little archeological work.

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A real life explorer.

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I've come in search
of the purple rose of Cairo.

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It's an old legend that's
fascinated me for years.

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A Pharaoh had a rose
painted purple for his queen

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and now the story says,

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purple roses grow wild at her tomb.

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- How romantic.
- And you?

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00:10:10,739 --> 00:10:12,740
Ah, we're going back
to New York tomorrow.

153
00:10:12,783 --> 00:10:14,075
It's been a refreshing two weeks.

154
00:10:14,159 --> 00:10:16,077
Say, we should bring him back
to New York to meet the Countess.

155
00:10:16,161 --> 00:10:18,329
- She loves anything in a pith helmet.
- Right.

156
00:10:19,665 --> 00:10:20,999
I will say, it's tempting.

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00:10:21,083 --> 00:10:22,125
Oh, then it's settled.

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You can explain to us what we've been
looking at for the last two weeks.

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And we can take you nightclubbing.

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It's so impulsive, but I'll come.

161
00:10:30,009 --> 00:10:34,012
Why not? I mean,
what's life without a little risk taking?

162
00:10:34,096 --> 00:10:37,432
Who knows? A fortune teller
predicted I'd fall in love in New York.

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Table for six, please, Arturo.

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Six, sir.

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00:11:08,672 --> 00:11:10,798
Now,
ladies and gentlemen, the Copacabana

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00:11:10,883 --> 00:11:13,468
is proud to present, Miss Kitty Hayne.

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00:11:18,432 --> 00:11:24,062
Ours could be a different sort of love affair

168
00:11:24,646 --> 00:11:28,733
Where busybodies couldn't help but stare...

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00:11:28,817 --> 00:11:29,984
Mmm.

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00:11:30,069 --> 00:11:34,489
I think our poetic little archeologist
is about to make a discovery.

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00:11:35,324 --> 00:11:37,658
Well, ain't life swell.

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00:11:37,701 --> 00:11:38,910
Hey, open the champagne.

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00:11:38,994 --> 00:11:42,580
I feel like getting plushed to the scuppers.

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00:11:42,664 --> 00:11:46,084
Let's take it one day at a time

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00:11:46,168 --> 00:11:50,671
And who cares just how it turns out

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00:11:55,719 --> 00:11:59,597
Ah, check please.
Ah, miss, could I have the check, please?

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00:12:00,015 --> 00:12:02,183
Come on, the man wants his check.

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00:12:02,267 --> 00:12:04,018
Oh, sorry.

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00:12:05,229 --> 00:12:06,395
Sorry.

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00:12:06,480 --> 00:12:08,189
So what were you thinking about?

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00:12:08,273 --> 00:12:12,026
Oh, a penthouse, the desert...

182
00:12:12,111 --> 00:12:14,403
- Oh, God.
- Kissing on a dance floor.

183
00:12:14,488 --> 00:12:17,198
So, you did
go to the movies last night after all.

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00:12:17,282 --> 00:12:18,491
The people were so beautiful.

185
00:12:18,534 --> 00:12:20,660
- They spoke so cleverly...
- Really?

186
00:12:20,702 --> 00:12:22,245
...and they do such romantic things.

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00:12:22,329 --> 00:12:23,663
- Listen, well, I mean...
- Ah, I'm sorry I missed it.

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00:12:23,705 --> 00:12:25,581
The one they've got
playing Tom Baxter, he was so cute.

189
00:12:25,666 --> 00:12:26,999
Hey, you want to go
to the movies after work?

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00:12:27,042 --> 00:12:28,084
Yes, I'd love to.

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00:12:28,168 --> 00:12:29,168
- I'd love to see it again.
- Let's go then.

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00:12:29,211 --> 00:12:31,671
Come on, what is this, a social club?
I got a sink full of dirty dishes.

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00:12:31,713 --> 00:12:33,714
Come on, girls, come on.

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Thanks a lot.

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00:12:40,472 --> 00:12:43,307
Well, I am impressed! I really am.

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00:12:43,392 --> 00:12:45,893
You have yourself quite a place here.

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00:12:46,311 --> 00:12:48,646
You know, I still can't get over
the fact that 24 hours ago,

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I was in an Egyptian tomb.

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I didn't know any of you wonderful people,
and here I am now.

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00:12:54,027 --> 00:12:57,530
I'm on the verge of a
madcap Manhattan weekend.

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00:12:57,573 --> 00:13:00,241
I hope you like your martinis very dry.

202
00:13:00,742 --> 00:13:02,118
Oh, no, no, thanks.

203
00:13:02,202 --> 00:13:05,413
I think I'll wait for
that glass of champagne at the Copacabana.

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00:13:08,667 --> 00:13:10,209
I'm home, Monk.

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00:13:12,588 --> 00:13:13,671
What are you doing home so early?

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00:13:13,755 --> 00:13:15,339
I thought I said you can go to the movies.

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00:13:15,424 --> 00:13:16,465
Yeah, I did.

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00:13:20,721 --> 00:13:22,096
I better go.

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00:13:22,181 --> 00:13:24,432
No, don't, stay. This is Cecilia.

210
00:13:24,516 --> 00:13:27,935
Uh, this is, uh, my friend, Olga.
Olga's an acrobat.

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00:13:31,773 --> 00:13:34,192
I am not. I have to go home.

212
00:13:34,276 --> 00:13:35,610
Oh, no, come on, come on,

213
00:13:35,652 --> 00:13:37,320
- I was going to tell your fortune here.
- No, you're drunk.

214
00:13:37,404 --> 00:13:39,155
Uh, what do you mean drunk? I'm not drunk.

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00:13:39,239 --> 00:13:40,781
Come on, don't worry about her.

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00:13:40,866 --> 00:13:42,950
She's my ball and chain, or she tries to be.

217
00:13:43,035 --> 00:13:45,536
Olga, Olga, where the hell are you going?

218
00:13:45,621 --> 00:13:48,372
Hey, Olga, come on,
I want to show you a card trick.

219
00:13:48,457 --> 00:13:50,666
Olga!

220
00:14:09,645 --> 00:14:11,646
Is there any more of that meatloaf left?

221
00:14:13,190 --> 00:14:16,317
That stuff you made
yesterday was delicious.

222
00:14:17,402 --> 00:14:19,737
- What's going on?
- I'm moving out.

223
00:14:20,989 --> 00:14:23,658
Now what are you talking about?
What's wrong?

224
00:14:24,743 --> 00:14:27,119
What? Because of before?

225
00:14:27,162 --> 00:14:28,955
Because of Olga? Is that it?

226
00:14:28,997 --> 00:14:31,332
Because that would be funny.
That would be ridiculous

227
00:14:31,375 --> 00:14:32,917
I mean, if it's because of Olga,

228
00:14:33,001 --> 00:14:35,169
you'd be making a bigger fool
out of yourself than you usually are.

229
00:14:35,212 --> 00:14:36,295
Pardon me.

230
00:14:37,256 --> 00:14:39,173
She's Joe Caruso's sister.

231
00:14:39,675 --> 00:14:41,592
And I was just showing her a card trick.

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00:14:41,677 --> 00:14:43,719
Your undershirt's on backwards.

233
00:14:43,804 --> 00:14:45,554
I put it on that way this morning.

234
00:14:45,681 --> 00:14:48,266
Now listen, Cecilia,
you're making a mistake.

235
00:14:49,268 --> 00:14:50,977
All right, I'm sorry.

236
00:14:51,270 --> 00:14:53,521
I was drinking. You know
how I get when I drink, sweetheart.

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00:14:53,605 --> 00:14:56,315
- You think it means I don't love you?
- Move.

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00:14:56,358 --> 00:14:57,900
You can't leave.

239
00:14:58,527 --> 00:14:59,819
I need you.

240
00:15:00,862 --> 00:15:03,281
And you know, I love you.

241
00:15:03,991 --> 00:15:06,325
- Now, look, I made a mistake.
- You don't love me.

242
00:15:06,368 --> 00:15:08,703
- Now, baby, come on.
- You don't. You treat me bad,

243
00:15:08,787 --> 00:15:10,329
and you beat up on me.

244
00:15:10,872 --> 00:15:12,873
Look, I hit you when you get out of line,

245
00:15:12,916 --> 00:15:15,084
and I never just hit you.
I always warn you first,

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00:15:15,168 --> 00:15:16,961
and then if you don't shape up,
you get whacked.

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00:15:17,045 --> 00:15:19,088
- I'm leaving.
- Now listen, Cecilia,

248
00:15:19,172 --> 00:15:21,841
I don't know who's
filling your head full of these crazy notions,

249
00:15:21,883 --> 00:15:23,384
but I've had enough.

250
00:15:24,886 --> 00:15:27,471
I want supper. Get my meatloaf.

251
00:15:27,556 --> 00:15:28,889
Uh-uh.

252
00:15:28,932 --> 00:15:31,934
Come on, Cecilia,
you know I can't live without you.

253
00:15:32,019 --> 00:15:34,020
I'm like a little kid when it comes to you.

254
00:15:34,062 --> 00:15:36,272
- That's just tough.
- Look, I'm sorry.

255
00:15:36,356 --> 00:15:38,899
I mean, I'm really sorry. Can't I be sorry?

256
00:15:38,942 --> 00:15:40,359
I drink, I get crazy.

257
00:15:40,402 --> 00:15:41,902
It's not me. It's the whiskey.

258
00:15:41,945 --> 00:15:43,946
I'm going, Monk, I'm going.

259
00:15:44,031 --> 00:15:46,073
Ah, Jesus Christ, I can't reason with you.

260
00:15:46,116 --> 00:15:48,409
All right, go ahead.
Let's see how far you get.

261
00:15:48,493 --> 00:15:50,244
Go on, go on, you won't last.

262
00:15:50,287 --> 00:15:52,121
You see how it is out in the real world.

263
00:15:52,205 --> 00:15:53,789
Go on, you'll come back.

264
00:15:53,874 --> 00:15:56,584
You're just bluff. You're all phony!

265
00:15:56,626 --> 00:15:58,919
You'll be back. It may take a week,

266
00:15:59,004 --> 00:16:02,089
it may take an hour, but you'll be back.

267
00:16:22,903 --> 00:16:25,613
Oh, jeez, look at all those guys.

268
00:16:27,115 --> 00:16:29,158
Come on, honey, we're gonna make a buck.

269
00:17:01,942 --> 00:17:04,568
I ordered bacon and tomato,
you brought me ham and Swiss.

270
00:17:05,153 --> 00:17:06,862
I'll get it right away, ma'am.

271
00:17:07,197 --> 00:17:08,739
- Cecilia, I want you to meet somebody.
- Who?

272
00:17:08,824 --> 00:17:10,825
Well, remember,
I told you I was going to keep my eyes open

273
00:17:10,867 --> 00:17:12,410
- for eligible men?
- Oh, come on.

274
00:17:12,494 --> 00:17:14,328
- Come on, just keep an open mind.
- Tsk.

275
00:17:15,414 --> 00:17:18,791
This is my sister, Cecilia.
This is Mr. Teddy Ashcroft.

276
00:17:18,834 --> 00:17:20,334
- How do you do?
- Charmed.

277
00:17:20,836 --> 00:17:22,670
Teddy's an exterminator.

278
00:17:22,754 --> 00:17:26,841
Right. Merson's Pest Control.
My specialty are mice and silverfish.

279
00:17:27,509 --> 00:17:29,260
- I'm pleased to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.

280
00:17:29,344 --> 00:17:30,845
Waitress, please,
my hamburger!

281
00:17:30,887 --> 00:17:32,012
- I'm coming.
- Can we have a check?

282
00:17:32,097 --> 00:17:34,056
I'll be right there. Oh!

283
00:17:34,141 --> 00:17:37,435
That's it.
That's it, Cecilia, you're fired. Get out!

284
00:17:37,519 --> 00:17:39,937
But I'll pay for it. I'll be more careful.

285
00:17:40,021 --> 00:17:43,357
Out. Out.
Take off your apron, go home. You're fired!

286
00:17:43,442 --> 00:17:44,984
If she goes, then I go too.

287
00:17:45,026 --> 00:17:46,360
That's fine with me.

288
00:17:46,403 --> 00:17:48,362
She doesn't mean that. No, you've got kids.

289
00:17:48,405 --> 00:17:49,530
No, she doesn't mean that.

290
00:17:49,573 --> 00:17:51,532
Then tell her to mind her own business.

291
00:17:51,575 --> 00:17:52,867
You're fired.

292
00:18:06,381 --> 00:18:09,425
Ah, back from Egypt.
From the Bedouins to Broadway.

293
00:18:09,509 --> 00:18:11,927
Even though I'm not a religious man,
I hereby vow

294
00:18:12,012 --> 00:18:13,846
never to fly over the Atlantic
in bumpy weather,

295
00:18:13,889 --> 00:18:16,724
and never to look at another camel.
Drinks anyone?

296
00:18:17,184 --> 00:18:18,851
Boy, I can't wait
to get out of these clothes

297
00:18:18,894 --> 00:18:21,020
and hit some of the night spots.

298
00:18:21,313 --> 00:18:23,022
Well, children,
let's not waste any time.

299
00:18:23,064 --> 00:18:25,608
The floor show
at the Copacabana starts in 10 minutes,

300
00:18:25,692 --> 00:18:27,902
and we're meeting
the Countess and Larry Wilde.

301
00:18:28,612 --> 00:18:31,697
Well, I am impressed! I really am.

302
00:18:31,740 --> 00:18:34,200
You have yourself quite a place here.

303
00:18:34,743 --> 00:18:37,161
You know, I still can't get over the fact
that 24 hours ago,

304
00:18:37,245 --> 00:18:38,746
I was in an Egyptian tomb.

305
00:18:38,788 --> 00:18:42,374
I didn't know any of you wonderful people,
and here I am now.

306
00:18:42,417 --> 00:18:46,003
I'm on the verge of a
madcap Manhattan weekend.

307
00:18:46,087 --> 00:18:49,089
I hope you like your martinis very dry.

308
00:18:49,132 --> 00:18:50,424
Oh, no, no, thanks.

309
00:18:50,509 --> 00:18:53,052
I think I'll wait for
that glass of champagne at the Copacabana.

310
00:19:00,310 --> 00:19:03,354
Miss Rita, something on your mind?

311
00:19:03,772 --> 00:19:06,732
'Cause you ain't been yourself since you
come back from them pyramids.

312
00:19:07,234 --> 00:19:09,610
No, it's nothing. I'll be okay.

313
00:19:09,653 --> 00:19:14,365
I don't suspect it has anything to do
with that explorer fella, Mr. Tom Baxter.

314
00:19:14,449 --> 00:19:16,283
Now, why would you say that?

315
00:19:17,285 --> 00:19:20,371
The way he speaks, all romantic-like.

316
00:19:20,455 --> 00:19:23,999
Yeah. Come on, Delilah, draw my bath.

317
00:19:24,167 --> 00:19:25,793
Yes, ma'am.

318
00:19:25,919 --> 00:19:30,297
Now, will you be wanting the big bubbles,
or the asses' milk?

319
00:19:37,639 --> 00:19:39,598
Boy, I can't wait to get out of these clothes

320
00:19:39,641 --> 00:19:41,475
and hit some of the night spots.

321
00:19:41,560 --> 00:19:43,435
Well, children, let's not waste any time.

322
00:19:43,520 --> 00:19:46,146
The floor show
at the Copacabana starts in 10 minutes,

323
00:19:46,231 --> 00:19:48,482
and we're meeting
the Countess and Larry Wilde.

324
00:19:48,567 --> 00:19:51,443
Well, I am very impressed. I really am.

325
00:19:51,486 --> 00:19:54,154
You have yourself quite a place here.

326
00:19:54,823 --> 00:19:57,491
You know, I still can't get over the fact
that 24 hours ago,

327
00:19:57,534 --> 00:19:58,951
I was in an Egyptian tomb.

328
00:19:59,035 --> 00:20:00,869
I didn't know any of you wonderful people,

329
00:20:02,706 --> 00:20:07,668
and here I am now. I'm on the verge
of a madcap Manhattan weekend.

330
00:20:09,421 --> 00:20:11,505
My God, you must really love this picture.

331
00:20:12,215 --> 00:20:14,174
- Me?
- You've been here all day,

332
00:20:14,259 --> 00:20:15,718
and I've seen you here twice before.

333
00:20:16,469 --> 00:20:18,887
- You mean me?
- Yes, you, you. You've...

334
00:20:18,972 --> 00:20:21,515
This is the fifth time you're seeing this.

335
00:20:21,558 --> 00:20:24,101
Henry, come here, quickly.

336
00:20:24,185 --> 00:20:26,270
I gotta speak to you.

337
00:20:28,690 --> 00:20:30,566
Listen, old sport,
you're on the wrong side.

338
00:20:30,650 --> 00:20:31,734
Tom, get back here,

339
00:20:31,818 --> 00:20:33,193
- we're in the middle of a story!
- Leave me alone.

340
00:20:33,278 --> 00:20:35,154
I want to have a look around.
You go on without me.

341
00:20:35,196 --> 00:20:36,905
- We can't continue with the story!
- Who are you?

342
00:20:36,990 --> 00:20:38,032
Cecilia.

343
00:20:38,116 --> 00:20:39,617
I'll go get the manager!

344
00:20:39,701 --> 00:20:41,660
Let's get out of here
and go somewhere where we can talk.

345
00:20:41,703 --> 00:20:43,329
But you're in the movie!

346
00:20:43,371 --> 00:20:45,289
Wrong, Cecilia, I'm free!

347
00:20:45,373 --> 00:20:49,168
After 2,000 performances
of the same monotonous routine, I'm free!

348
00:20:49,210 --> 00:20:51,337
- Call Father Donnelly.
- Tom!

349
00:20:53,131 --> 00:20:54,882
I don't understand. What's going on?

350
00:20:54,966 --> 00:20:56,258
- Who are you?
- Who am I?

351
00:20:56,343 --> 00:20:59,053
You've seen the movie five times.
I'm Tom Baxter.

352
00:20:59,095 --> 00:21:01,722
Poet, adventurer, explorer,
of the Chicago Baxters.

353
00:21:01,765 --> 00:21:02,890
Well, yes, I know you're Tom Baxter.

354
00:21:02,974 --> 00:21:04,850
You wind up with Kitty Haynes,
the nightclub singer,

355
00:21:04,893 --> 00:21:06,393
- but still, I don't...
- Not anymore, I don't have to.

356
00:21:06,478 --> 00:21:09,396
- What do you mean?
- Well, I'm out before the wedding. I'm free.

357
00:21:09,481 --> 00:21:10,689
Don't you have to marry her?

358
00:21:10,732 --> 00:21:12,441
Not while I'm here and she's up there.

359
00:21:12,525 --> 00:21:14,193
Don't you want to? She's so beautiful.

360
00:21:14,235 --> 00:21:15,986
She's not for me. She's too bony.

361
00:21:16,071 --> 00:21:18,155
Kitty Haynes, the nightclub singer, is bony?

362
00:21:18,239 --> 00:21:19,823
I need a place to hide!

363
00:21:19,908 --> 00:21:22,576
Look, I'm never going back,
now that I've met you.

364
00:21:22,661 --> 00:21:25,621
A place to hide? A place to hide?

365
00:21:26,289 --> 00:21:28,082
What's happening? What's going on?

366
00:21:28,166 --> 00:21:30,334
Tom's left. He just walked right out.

367
00:21:30,418 --> 00:21:32,294
I don't know how he did it. I can't get out.

368
00:21:32,379 --> 00:21:33,420
This is just disgusting.

369
00:21:33,505 --> 00:21:35,923
I am an heiress
and I don't have to put up with this!

370
00:21:36,007 --> 00:21:37,383
He left the picture?

371
00:21:37,425 --> 00:21:39,510
Oh, my gosh. Well, don't panic.

372
00:21:39,594 --> 00:21:41,679
Just stay up there and keep calm.

373
00:21:41,763 --> 00:21:42,805
Keep calm?

374
00:21:42,889 --> 00:21:43,931
Are you crazy?
What do you mean, "keep calm"?

375
00:21:43,973 --> 00:21:45,641
- Somebody call for a priest?
- Thank God you're here.

376
00:21:45,725 --> 00:21:47,726
- Wait a minute, this is the second reel.
- That's the point.

377
00:21:47,769 --> 00:21:49,645
- I'm not on till later.
- Tom's gone.

378
00:21:49,729 --> 00:21:51,188
Can't you go on? There's an audience.

379
00:21:51,272 --> 00:21:53,565
How?
Tom was the linchpin of the story.

380
00:21:53,608 --> 00:21:55,067
That's right! Whoever you are, you see, sir,

381
00:21:55,110 --> 00:21:56,151
although this is basically my story,

382
00:21:56,236 --> 00:21:58,153
- Tom moves the exposition along.
- What do you mean, your story?

383
00:21:58,238 --> 00:21:59,238
It's not your story,

384
00:21:59,280 --> 00:22:01,198
it's the story
of a man's quest for self-fulfillment.

385
00:22:01,282 --> 00:22:03,242
- It's the story of a complex, tortured soul.
- Oh, stop that...

386
00:22:03,284 --> 00:22:04,827
It's story of the effect of money
on true romance...

387
00:22:04,911 --> 00:22:05,953
I don't think money comes into it.

388
00:22:05,995 --> 00:22:08,163
...my upbringing, my wealth,
my private schools.

389
00:22:08,248 --> 00:22:10,374
I'm the one who marries royalty.

390
00:22:10,458 --> 00:22:11,750
- I'm the one...
- Nobody cares...

391
00:22:11,793 --> 00:22:13,293
A humble kid...
What do you mean, they don't care?

392
00:22:13,378 --> 00:22:15,671
They wouldn't
sell a ticket if it were your story.

393
00:22:17,757 --> 00:22:20,300
- Stop arguing.
- And do what?

394
00:22:20,427 --> 00:22:22,219
Maybe you should just
turn the projector off.

395
00:22:22,303 --> 00:22:24,263
No! No! Don't turn the projector off!

396
00:22:24,347 --> 00:22:26,181
No! No, it gets black and we disappear.

397
00:22:26,266 --> 00:22:28,142
- Calm down...
- Easy, easy. Easy, easy.

398
00:22:28,226 --> 00:22:29,810
Easy, my son. We're all in this together.

399
00:22:29,894 --> 00:22:33,397
Yes, but you don't
understand what it's like to disappear

400
00:22:33,481 --> 00:22:35,315
and to be nothing, to be annihilated.

401
00:22:35,400 --> 00:22:37,359
So don't turn the projector off.

402
00:22:37,444 --> 00:22:39,194
Miss Rita, your bath is ready.

403
00:22:39,320 --> 00:22:41,155
- Not now, dear.
- Well, what's going on?

404
00:22:41,197 --> 00:22:42,531
- Come in and sit down, Delilah.
- Be quiet, Delilah.

405
00:22:42,615 --> 00:22:43,657
Well, what's he doing here?

406
00:22:43,700 --> 00:22:46,076
- Have a martini.
- He's not supposed to be here till reel six.

407
00:22:46,161 --> 00:22:48,162
- We know that, Delilah.
- What the hell is going on?

408
00:22:48,204 --> 00:22:49,371
Is somebody trying to hustle me?

409
00:22:49,456 --> 00:22:50,581
They're not trying to hustle you.

410
00:22:53,168 --> 00:22:55,544
Hey, I know what this is,
it's an amusement park!

411
00:22:55,628 --> 00:22:58,422
Yeah, it's usually pretty dead
around here until summer.

412
00:22:58,506 --> 00:23:00,924
I know exactly what an amusement park is,

413
00:23:01,009 --> 00:23:03,218
- and what goes on. I do!
- Well, good.

414
00:23:04,012 --> 00:23:05,637
It's written into my character.

415
00:23:05,680 --> 00:23:07,264
Remember, I invite Kitty to Luna Park,

416
00:23:07,348 --> 00:23:08,891
but she prefers just to stay home and talk?

417
00:23:08,975 --> 00:23:11,518
- Oh, yes.
- So, it's in me!

418
00:23:11,603 --> 00:23:14,021
Oh, too bad nothing's open. I'm starved!

419
00:23:14,063 --> 00:23:15,439
- Oh, you are?
- Well, yeah,

420
00:23:15,523 --> 00:23:17,858
I, uh, left the movie
before the Copacabana scene.

421
00:23:17,942 --> 00:23:19,610
- So that's when I usually eat.
- Oh, wait a minute,

422
00:23:19,694 --> 00:23:22,070
what am I thinking?
Look, here, I've got a whole bag of popcorn.

423
00:23:22,155 --> 00:23:23,989
- You can have that.
- Oh, wow.

424
00:23:24,073 --> 00:23:25,991
Also, I have a Milky Way bar you might...

425
00:23:26,075 --> 00:23:28,660
- No, that's, popcorn is...
- You might want it later.

426
00:23:30,038 --> 00:23:31,079
Boy!

427
00:23:31,206 --> 00:23:33,207
So that's what popcorn tastes like.

428
00:23:33,291 --> 00:23:36,877
I've been watching
people eat it for all those performances.

429
00:23:36,920 --> 00:23:39,171
When they rattle
those bags, though, that's, uh...

430
00:23:39,214 --> 00:23:40,464
- That's not...
...kind of annoying.

431
00:23:40,548 --> 00:23:42,800
I still don't understand what's going on.

432
00:23:42,884 --> 00:23:44,384
I wanted to meet you.

433
00:23:44,427 --> 00:23:46,011
Don't tell me you
didn't see me looking at you

434
00:23:46,054 --> 00:23:47,679
just out of the corner of my eye.

435
00:23:47,722 --> 00:23:49,473
When Kitty Haynes
was doing her nightclub number?

436
00:23:49,557 --> 00:23:52,476
Oh, wait a minute,
I did, I remember seeing you kind of...

437
00:23:52,602 --> 00:23:54,436
You were looking
off to the side, somehow, but...

438
00:23:54,521 --> 00:23:56,772
- Sure.
- I never thought it was to me.

439
00:23:56,856 --> 00:23:59,399
Yeah, when we
take the drive to that little country inn?

440
00:23:59,442 --> 00:24:01,401
When I propose to Kitty?
I was looking at you.

441
00:24:01,486 --> 00:24:03,779
Oh, no, Kitty
looked so beautiful in that black dress.

442
00:24:03,863 --> 00:24:06,073
Oh, no, she's nothing compared to you.

443
00:24:06,115 --> 00:24:08,826
What are you talking about? I'm nothing.

444
00:24:08,910 --> 00:24:10,869
Like hell you are. You are fetching.

445
00:24:10,912 --> 00:24:12,955
- Fetching?
- Fetching.

446
00:24:13,039 --> 00:24:15,541
Dad liked to use that word
about Mom back in Chicago.

447
00:24:15,583 --> 00:24:17,918
"Man!" he'd say, "You're rather fetching."

448
00:24:20,213 --> 00:24:21,255
Dad was a card.

449
00:24:21,339 --> 00:24:23,590
I never met him.
He died before the movie begins.

450
00:24:23,675 --> 00:24:27,135
I have to confess.
My eye did always go to you

451
00:24:27,220 --> 00:24:30,430
- up on the screen. Really.
- Really?

452
00:24:31,182 --> 00:24:34,017
Even when I'm around Detective Sims
and Henry Adams, the playboy.

453
00:24:34,102 --> 00:24:36,603
Yes, even though
you're not the main character,

454
00:24:36,688 --> 00:24:38,146
you're the one you look at.

455
00:24:38,690 --> 00:24:40,482
You don't think I'm the main character.

456
00:24:40,608 --> 00:24:43,443
Oh, I didn't mean it that way. No!

457
00:24:43,528 --> 00:24:46,280
I think you were positively essential.

458
00:24:46,364 --> 00:24:48,782
In fact, every time
I saw the movie I kept thinking,

459
00:24:48,825 --> 00:24:50,784
"Tom Baxter's so handsome."

460
00:24:56,791 --> 00:24:58,625
Shouldn't you be getting back?

461
00:24:58,668 --> 00:25:01,628
I want to live.
I want to be free to make my own choices.

462
00:25:01,671 --> 00:25:04,298
Right now,
the country's not in such great shape.

463
00:25:05,133 --> 00:25:07,885
- What do you mean?
- Well, we're in the middle of a depression.

464
00:25:07,969 --> 00:25:09,636
Everybody's very poor...

465
00:25:10,889 --> 00:25:12,973
I got plenty, look at this!

466
00:25:14,142 --> 00:25:17,853
But, they need you.
The story doesn't work without you.

467
00:25:18,354 --> 00:25:20,355
Cecilia, I'm in love with you.

468
00:25:21,316 --> 00:25:22,733
I'm married...

469
00:25:23,276 --> 00:25:24,651
Happily?

470
00:25:25,904 --> 00:25:28,238
I really should get back home.
I have to cook dinner.

471
00:25:28,323 --> 00:25:29,990
Just slip away from your husband tonight.

472
00:25:30,074 --> 00:25:31,658
Meet me here. I'll wait for you.

473
00:25:31,701 --> 00:25:34,286
I want to learn
about the real world with you.

474
00:25:34,329 --> 00:25:35,746
I can't.

475
00:25:36,039 --> 00:25:37,122
Well, look at it this way.

476
00:25:37,165 --> 00:25:39,666
How many times
is a man so taken with a woman

477
00:25:39,709 --> 00:25:41,710
that he walks off the screen to get her?

478
00:25:45,048 --> 00:25:47,591
Okay, okay, let's not panic. We're all adults.

479
00:25:47,675 --> 00:25:49,343
Bored of sitting around.
I'm a dramatic character.

480
00:25:49,385 --> 00:25:50,510
I need forward motion.

481
00:25:50,553 --> 00:25:51,970
Here comes the Countess and Larry.

482
00:25:52,013 --> 00:25:53,263
Where is everybody?

483
00:25:53,348 --> 00:25:54,973
Weren't we meeting at the Copacabana?

484
00:25:55,016 --> 00:25:56,516
- Tom's gone.
- What?

485
00:25:56,601 --> 00:25:58,185
- He left the film.
- What?

486
00:25:58,227 --> 00:25:59,770
The bum walked out on us.

487
00:25:59,854 --> 00:26:02,272
But the Copa
is where the two of us meet.

488
00:26:02,357 --> 00:26:03,732
I'm trying to get him to marry me.

489
00:26:03,816 --> 00:26:06,401
Forget it. I'm tired
of marrying you every night anyway.

490
00:26:06,486 --> 00:26:07,736
We never even get to the bedroom.

491
00:26:07,862 --> 00:26:10,364
- Where did Tom go?
- Into the real world.

492
00:26:10,448 --> 00:26:12,532
That two-bit minor character
leaves and we're stuck.

493
00:26:12,617 --> 00:26:14,284
I wonder what it's like out there.

494
00:26:14,369 --> 00:26:16,703
They don't look like
they're having too much fun to me.

495
00:26:17,080 --> 00:26:18,997
Hey, what the hell kind of movie is this?

496
00:26:19,040 --> 00:26:21,708
The paper said it was a romance,
set all over the world!

497
00:26:21,793 --> 00:26:24,711
Look, don't tell us your sad stories.
You think we like this?

498
00:26:24,754 --> 00:26:28,507
Look at this.
They sit around and talk, and no action?

499
00:26:28,633 --> 00:26:30,550
- Nothing happens?
- I want my money back.

500
00:26:30,593 --> 00:26:32,552
- This is outrageous!
- Shh. Why don't you stop yapping?

501
00:26:32,595 --> 00:26:33,887
We've got problems of our own.

502
00:26:33,930 --> 00:26:35,222
You can't talk to my wife like that.

503
00:26:35,306 --> 00:26:36,431
Who do you think you are?

504
00:26:36,516 --> 00:26:38,684
I'm a genuine Countess with a lot of dough,

505
00:26:38,726 --> 00:26:40,811
and if that's your wife, she's a tub of guts.

506
00:26:48,569 --> 00:26:50,737
Hey, what are you so nervous about?

507
00:26:50,822 --> 00:26:52,531
Oh, I'm not.

508
00:26:53,366 --> 00:26:54,741
There's too much pepper in the sauce.

509
00:26:54,784 --> 00:26:57,160
I told you to go easy on the pepper.

510
00:26:57,912 --> 00:26:59,287
Hey, Monk?

511
00:26:59,622 --> 00:27:00,747
Are you, uh...

512
00:27:00,790 --> 00:27:04,292
I guess you and the guys
are probably going out again tonight, huh?

513
00:27:04,419 --> 00:27:07,379
No, I'm not. My back is acting up again.

514
00:27:07,422 --> 00:27:09,798
You gotta give me one
of your special rubdowns. I bought liniment.

515
00:27:09,882 --> 00:27:11,717
- Oh, no.
- What?

516
00:27:12,552 --> 00:27:14,052
Well, I can't.

517
00:27:15,888 --> 00:27:17,139
What do you mean, you can't?

518
00:27:17,265 --> 00:27:19,433
I'm sorry, I didn't mean I can't, I mean,

519
00:27:19,517 --> 00:27:21,101
I made some plans, I...

520
00:27:21,227 --> 00:27:22,811
You made plans?

521
00:27:22,937 --> 00:27:25,689
Well, I did. I said I'd...

522
00:27:25,773 --> 00:27:28,108
I'd baby-sit tonight.

523
00:27:28,151 --> 00:27:31,695
I... You know, I ran
into Mrs. Lorenzo and, in the...

524
00:27:31,779 --> 00:27:33,739
I'm saying in the restaurant,
in the street today...

525
00:27:33,781 --> 00:27:36,491
And she has some, you know, I don't know,

526
00:27:36,576 --> 00:27:39,953
I think it was social club meeting or
something she wanted to go to...

527
00:27:40,788 --> 00:27:42,289
Yeah, it won't be too long.

528
00:27:42,373 --> 00:27:44,958
- Yeah, well, I think it's a great idea.
- Yeah?

529
00:27:45,084 --> 00:27:47,836
- Good. Yeah.
- Yeah, because we can use every penny.

530
00:27:47,920 --> 00:27:49,421
All right, so what am I going to do
about my back?

531
00:27:49,464 --> 00:27:51,506
Oh well, don't worry.
You know, I can do some now,

532
00:27:51,591 --> 00:27:53,425
and I'll do some when I come in...

533
00:27:53,468 --> 00:27:56,428
You shouldn't move around too much,
just kind of take it easy.

534
00:27:56,471 --> 00:27:58,472
Well, if you're
gonna go baby-sitting, get paid in cash.

535
00:27:58,556 --> 00:28:01,141
- I will. Okay.
- Don't let her owe you.

536
00:28:05,313 --> 00:28:07,731
It's a miracle, a complete miracle!

537
00:28:07,815 --> 00:28:09,357
We want our money back!

538
00:28:09,442 --> 00:28:11,818
I don't pay to watch
those socialites sitting around up there,

539
00:28:11,903 --> 00:28:13,820
and staring back at us,
making nasty remarks.

540
00:28:13,863 --> 00:28:15,238
Is that what they're doing now?

541
00:28:15,323 --> 00:28:17,324
Well, the last time I looked,
the priest had a deck of cards,

542
00:28:17,408 --> 00:28:18,950
and the men were playing pinochle.

543
00:28:18,993 --> 00:28:19,993
How did this first happen?

544
00:28:20,078 --> 00:28:22,454
Well, it's probably all the electrical
storms we had this evening.

545
00:28:22,497 --> 00:28:23,622
The air is charged.

546
00:28:23,706 --> 00:28:25,457
Look, fellas, I depend on the Jewel,

547
00:28:25,500 --> 00:28:28,877
I got personal expenses,
I've got no substitute picture to put in here.

548
00:28:28,961 --> 00:28:31,338
I want my money back! This is a swindle!

549
00:28:31,422 --> 00:28:34,216
There's no story. Mrs. Lupus likes a story.

550
00:28:34,300 --> 00:28:37,135
I still think you should
turn the projector off and shut down.

551
00:28:37,178 --> 00:28:38,845
This could be the work of Reds,
or anarchists.

552
00:28:38,930 --> 00:28:40,806
You can't do that.
If he turns off the projector,

553
00:28:40,848 --> 00:28:44,601
you're liable to strand
this Tom Baxter out in the world someplace.

554
00:28:44,685 --> 00:28:46,186
You want an extra guy running around?

555
00:28:46,312 --> 00:28:49,022
I saw the movie just last week.
This is not what happens!

556
00:28:49,107 --> 00:28:50,857
Where is the Tom Baxter character?

557
00:28:50,942 --> 00:28:52,567
You'll get your money back.

558
00:28:52,652 --> 00:28:55,237
I want what happened
in the movie last week to happen this week,

559
00:28:55,321 --> 00:28:57,531
otherwise what's life all about anyway?

560
00:28:57,573 --> 00:28:59,241
Can't we just go in and take a look?

561
00:28:59,325 --> 00:29:00,909
We don't want to stay long.

562
00:29:00,993 --> 00:29:03,245
If you want to see it,
you have to pay admission.

563
00:29:03,329 --> 00:29:04,996
Okay, keep moving, folks!

564
00:29:07,208 --> 00:29:08,875
Any word about Tom Baxter?

565
00:29:08,960 --> 00:29:10,210
Nothing yet.

566
00:29:10,253 --> 00:29:11,878
So what are you people doing here?

567
00:29:11,963 --> 00:29:14,881
We can't continue
the story till Tom gets back.

568
00:29:14,924 --> 00:29:16,800
Oh, we don't mind observing you all.

569
00:29:16,884 --> 00:29:19,719
Yes, my husband
is a student of the human personality.

570
00:29:19,762 --> 00:29:22,013
Oh, yeah? Well, we're not human.

571
00:29:22,056 --> 00:29:24,391
It doesn't matter to Harold.
He has trouble with humans.

572
00:29:24,475 --> 00:29:25,851
I have trouble?

573
00:29:25,893 --> 00:29:27,894
Where do I have trouble
with the real people?

574
00:29:27,937 --> 00:29:30,147
Oh, I suppose you behave
perfectly with Donald?

575
00:29:30,231 --> 00:29:31,857
He won't speak to my own son-in-law.

576
00:29:31,899 --> 00:29:33,942
I won't speak? The kid is quiet.

577
00:29:34,026 --> 00:29:35,110
He never makes conversation.

578
00:29:35,194 --> 00:29:38,405
- He has to be drawn out.
- I don't like to draw people out.

579
00:29:38,447 --> 00:29:41,533
That's what I said.
He has trouble with live humans.

580
00:29:42,034 --> 00:29:44,369
Yes, yes, R.K.O.

581
00:29:44,871 --> 00:29:47,747
I want to speak to Mr. Raoul Hirsch.

582
00:29:48,624 --> 00:29:50,876
Yes, Mr. Hirsch.

583
00:29:51,460 --> 00:29:54,754
He's the producer of
The Purple Rose Of Cairo. Yes.

584
00:29:55,423 --> 00:29:56,923
No, he's not.

585
00:29:57,008 --> 00:29:58,925
Just tell him I have a theater in New Jersey,

586
00:29:59,010 --> 00:30:00,969
and there's a crisis with his film.

587
00:30:01,762 --> 00:30:04,389
Yes, this is Mr. Hirsch. What's the problem?

588
00:30:05,933 --> 00:30:06,933
What?

589
00:30:07,059 --> 00:30:09,394
They're all just
sitting around up there on the screen.

590
00:30:09,437 --> 00:30:12,939
Rita, the Countess,
Larry Wilde, the playboy.

591
00:30:13,858 --> 00:30:15,609
People are demanding their money back.

592
00:30:15,651 --> 00:30:18,069
The theater is nine-tenths empty.

593
00:30:18,654 --> 00:30:20,197
Come on, take a walk, will you?

594
00:30:20,281 --> 00:30:22,449
Look, he just walked out!

595
00:30:22,533 --> 00:30:25,118
Baxter! The Communist is screaming.

596
00:30:25,203 --> 00:30:27,412
The priest in reel five is in reel two!

597
00:30:27,830 --> 00:30:29,748
How can he come off the screen?
It's impossible.

598
00:30:29,790 --> 00:30:31,208
It's never happened before in history.

599
00:30:31,292 --> 00:30:32,626
Just because a thing never happened before

600
00:30:32,668 --> 00:30:34,294
doesn't mean it can't happen for a first time.

601
00:30:34,378 --> 00:30:36,463
That's all you'll need.
Hundreds of Tom Baxters,

602
00:30:36,547 --> 00:30:38,131
on the loose, running around.

603
00:30:38,216 --> 00:30:39,257
Hundreds?

604
00:30:39,300 --> 00:30:42,052
As your lawyer,
I advise you to get control of it fast.

605
00:30:42,136 --> 00:30:44,137
A character from one of your productions
on the loose?

606
00:30:44,222 --> 00:30:45,722
Who knows what he's capable of?

607
00:30:45,806 --> 00:30:48,516
Robbery, murder. I see lawsuits.

608
00:30:48,601 --> 00:30:51,603
I'd charter a plane right away,
and I'd get down there fast.

609
00:30:52,772 --> 00:30:54,064
Get me Gil Shepherd.

610
00:31:00,404 --> 00:31:02,322
Sorry, I'm not too light on my feet.

611
00:31:02,365 --> 00:31:04,449
Oh, no, you're a feather in my arms.

612
00:31:04,492 --> 00:31:06,493
Oh, Monk never took me dancing.

613
00:31:06,577 --> 00:31:09,037
I... Not even when we first met.

614
00:31:09,121 --> 00:31:10,413
Not even if I begged him.

615
00:31:10,498 --> 00:31:12,874
Really? So, it's been bad for you.

616
00:31:12,959 --> 00:31:16,002
Oh, it's been hard for everyone.

617
00:31:16,087 --> 00:31:20,757
You know,
living in a world with no jobs and wars.

618
00:31:20,841 --> 00:31:23,176
You, you probably
never even heard of the Great War.

619
00:31:23,261 --> 00:31:24,803
No, I'm sorry. I missed it.

620
00:31:24,845 --> 00:31:29,224
Yeah, well, people get old and sick

621
00:31:29,308 --> 00:31:31,518
and never find true love.

622
00:31:31,852 --> 00:31:34,229
Boy, you know, where I come from,
people, they don't disappoint.

623
00:31:34,313 --> 00:31:37,274
They're consistent. They're always reliable.

624
00:31:37,608 --> 00:31:40,193
You don't find that kind in real life.

625
00:31:40,695 --> 00:31:41,987
You have.

626
00:31:52,164 --> 00:31:55,375
Is it true they're talking to you
about the life of Lindbergh?

627
00:31:55,543 --> 00:31:58,169
It's nearly set,
but don't print it till it's firm.

628
00:31:58,212 --> 00:32:00,547
You were great in The Purple Rose of Cairo.

629
00:32:00,631 --> 00:32:02,257
Thanks, I was, uh...

630
00:32:02,383 --> 00:32:05,385
Did you know I was
singled out by all the East Coast critics?

631
00:32:05,428 --> 00:32:08,430
Mmm-hmm.
The New York Times said that I was...

632
00:32:08,556 --> 00:32:12,767
I had almost too smoldering a quality
to just play comedy.

633
00:32:12,852 --> 00:32:16,062
Would you play Lindbergh
the way you played Tom Baxter?

634
00:32:16,147 --> 00:32:17,480
Would I play... No, of course not.

635
00:32:17,565 --> 00:32:19,232
Tom was kind of a change of pace for me.

636
00:32:19,317 --> 00:32:21,276
He was from my earlier roles.

637
00:32:21,360 --> 00:32:27,741
I played Tom Baxter with a kind of a
poetic, idealistic quality that, uh...

638
00:32:27,783 --> 00:32:31,745
Just... Lindbergh was a loner.
He was just self-reliant.

639
00:32:32,913 --> 00:32:34,164
I'd have to work
it out with my dialogue coach.

640
00:32:34,248 --> 00:32:35,874
He's a genius. He'll...

641
00:32:35,916 --> 00:32:37,417
Gil, can I see you for a minute?
Alone, please?

642
00:32:37,501 --> 00:32:38,835
- Would you excuse me? I'm sorry.
- Sure.

643
00:32:38,919 --> 00:32:40,628
- Right over here.
- What's up?

644
00:32:40,713 --> 00:32:43,840
Tom Baxter's come down off the screen,
and he's running around New Jersey.

645
00:32:43,924 --> 00:32:46,092
- What are you talking about?
- I just spoke to Raoul Hirsch.

646
00:32:46,177 --> 00:32:47,719
Nobody knows how it happened.
But he's done it.

647
00:32:47,803 --> 00:32:49,888
How could he do that?
It's not physically possible.

648
00:32:49,930 --> 00:32:51,431
In New Jersey anything can happen.

649
00:32:51,474 --> 00:32:52,891
But I created the character.

650
00:32:52,933 --> 00:32:54,351
That's my point.

651
00:32:54,894 --> 00:32:57,020
As your agent, I would hate to see
anything happen to your career,

652
00:32:57,104 --> 00:32:58,396
now that it is starting to move.

653
00:32:58,439 --> 00:32:59,689
- What, like, like, like what?
- Who knows?

654
00:32:59,774 --> 00:33:01,232
There's a double of you on the loose.

655
00:33:01,275 --> 00:33:03,902
What's he up to?
Is he robbing banks? Is he raping broads?

656
00:33:03,944 --> 00:33:05,695
- But, is he?
- Who knows?

657
00:33:06,530 --> 00:33:07,864
Look, the last thing we need

658
00:33:07,948 --> 00:33:10,033
- is for you to get a...
- Shh.

659
00:33:10,868 --> 00:33:12,827
The last thing we need
is for you to get a reputation

660
00:33:12,912 --> 00:33:14,996
- as somehow difficult.
- But I'm not, it's not my fault!

661
00:33:15,081 --> 00:33:18,625
Raoul Hirsch already said,
if you can't control your own creation,

662
00:33:18,667 --> 00:33:20,460
- nobody's going to risk a picture on you.
- Oh, my God!

663
00:33:20,503 --> 00:33:22,545
There goes...
I mean, I worked so hard to make him real.

664
00:33:22,630 --> 00:33:24,047
- Yeah, well, maybe you overdid it.
- Jeez!

665
00:33:24,131 --> 00:33:25,507
- I'll sue my dialogue coach, that louse.
- Look,

666
00:33:25,591 --> 00:33:27,717
you've got to fly down there
and check into this, quick.

667
00:33:27,802 --> 00:33:30,136
Right now, it's only one movie house,
but who knows?

668
00:33:30,179 --> 00:33:31,971
I can't, I'm afraid to fly.

669
00:33:32,056 --> 00:33:35,016
Gil, this is the scandal of all time.

670
00:33:35,101 --> 00:33:38,103
You know what happened
to Fatty Arbuckle's career?

671
00:33:38,145 --> 00:33:40,105
- I'll fly. I'll fly.
- Good.

672
00:33:41,315 --> 00:33:43,483
This is how they drink champagne in Cairo.

673
00:33:45,069 --> 00:33:46,861
I never had champagne before.

674
00:33:46,987 --> 00:33:49,823
- I feel... It makes me feel silly.
- It's supposed to.

675
00:33:49,949 --> 00:33:51,157
Yeah.

676
00:33:51,283 --> 00:33:52,450
The check, as you requested, sir.

677
00:33:52,493 --> 00:33:53,701
Ah.

678
00:33:53,786 --> 00:33:55,787
Ah! It's so much!

679
00:33:55,830 --> 00:33:57,622
- Oh...
- I hope found it to your liking, sir.

680
00:33:58,332 --> 00:33:59,999
- It was superb.
- Oh, it was. It was wonderful.

681
00:34:00,084 --> 00:34:02,210
My compliments to the chef.

682
00:34:02,294 --> 00:34:04,963
And, uh, keep 20% for yourself.

683
00:34:05,047 --> 00:34:07,757
No, make that 30%.

684
00:34:07,842 --> 00:34:09,467
Yes, quite amusing.

685
00:34:10,344 --> 00:34:12,512
- What is?
- The fake money.

686
00:34:13,264 --> 00:34:14,848
Fake money?

687
00:34:14,932 --> 00:34:17,559
Is it, uh, play money, sir, or stage money?

688
00:34:19,562 --> 00:34:22,522
Keep 30% for yourself,
and stop looking so serious.

689
00:34:23,816 --> 00:34:25,358
I'll get the Maitre D'.

690
00:34:26,360 --> 00:34:28,486
Tom, that's not real money.

691
00:34:29,029 --> 00:34:31,990
Well, what do you mean it's not real money?

692
00:34:32,700 --> 00:34:33,867
Oh, my God.

693
00:34:34,910 --> 00:34:36,828
Uh, do you have any money?

694
00:34:36,871 --> 00:34:38,872
No. What are we going to do?

695
00:34:39,582 --> 00:34:41,124
We're going to have to make a run for it.

696
00:34:41,208 --> 00:34:44,377
No, I can't run.
My ankles are bad from waitressing.

697
00:34:44,712 --> 00:34:46,546
Just get up. Follow me.

698
00:35:00,728 --> 00:35:02,604
Quick, get in the car.

699
00:35:05,691 --> 00:35:07,358
Tom, this is not our car!

700
00:35:07,401 --> 00:35:09,027
We don't have a car. We came by foot.

701
00:35:09,069 --> 00:35:10,945
- It doesn't go.
- Well, of course, it doesn't go.

702
00:35:11,030 --> 00:35:12,155
There's no key.

703
00:35:12,239 --> 00:35:13,531
I just, hey, I don't understand.

704
00:35:13,574 --> 00:35:15,116
- This is how I always go in the movie.
- Oh, Tom,

705
00:35:15,201 --> 00:35:17,494
this is real life.
They don't start without a key!

706
00:35:17,578 --> 00:35:19,329
- They don't? Let's go.
- No!

707
00:35:19,413 --> 00:35:21,080
- Hey, you two, get back here!
- They're leaving.

708
00:35:21,123 --> 00:35:22,332
You can't run out on these checks.

709
00:35:22,416 --> 00:35:23,583
They're a couple of deadbeats.

710
00:35:23,667 --> 00:35:25,168
Get back here, right now!

711
00:35:28,589 --> 00:35:30,465
I'm sorry about the money.
I had no idea.

712
00:35:30,549 --> 00:35:32,342
Oh, that's okay.

713
00:35:32,426 --> 00:35:35,637
It's not going to be so easy
to get along without it in this world.

714
00:35:35,721 --> 00:35:37,847
Oh, I guess I have to get a job.

715
00:35:37,932 --> 00:35:39,474
But that's not going to be so easy, either.

716
00:35:39,558 --> 00:35:41,434
Right now, the whole country's out of work.

717
00:35:41,519 --> 00:35:43,436
Well, then we'll live on love.

718
00:35:43,479 --> 00:35:45,605
We'll have to make some concessions,
but so what?

719
00:35:45,689 --> 00:35:48,149
- We'll have each other.
- That's movie talk.

720
00:35:48,234 --> 00:35:50,735
You look so beautiful in this light.

721
00:35:50,778 --> 00:35:52,445
But you're not real.

722
00:36:02,122 --> 00:36:04,374
Was that real enough for you?

723
00:36:05,668 --> 00:36:09,295
You kiss perfectly.
It's what I dreamed kissing would be like.

724
00:36:09,380 --> 00:36:11,381
Come away with me to Cairo.

725
00:36:11,465 --> 00:36:12,465
Cairo?

726
00:36:12,508 --> 00:36:16,177
We'll live in the desert.
It will... Oh, the blue-gold light of sunset

727
00:36:16,262 --> 00:36:18,096
- falling over your hair and the...
- Look, I'm sorry.

728
00:36:18,138 --> 00:36:21,307
I'm a little tipsy. I... From the...

729
00:36:30,818 --> 00:36:33,152
- Where's the fade out?
- What?

730
00:36:33,737 --> 00:36:36,823
Always when the kissing gets hot and
heavy, just before the love-making,

731
00:36:36,865 --> 00:36:38,366
there's a fade out.

732
00:36:38,450 --> 00:36:40,368
Oh, then what?

733
00:36:40,452 --> 00:36:44,038
Then, then we're making love
in some private, perfect place.

734
00:36:44,123 --> 00:36:47,834
Oh, that's not how it happens here.

735
00:36:48,752 --> 00:36:50,837
- What, there's no fade out?
- No...

736
00:36:51,338 --> 00:36:54,924
But when you kissed me,
I felt like my heart faded out,

737
00:36:55,009 --> 00:36:59,762
and I closed my eyes
and I was in some, some private place.

738
00:37:01,015 --> 00:37:02,307
How fascinating.

739
00:37:02,349 --> 00:37:04,601
You make love without fading out?

740
00:37:04,685 --> 00:37:06,269
Yes.

741
00:37:07,229 --> 00:37:09,355
Well, I can't wait to see this.

742
00:37:10,482 --> 00:37:13,151
Listen, I can't...

743
00:37:13,193 --> 00:37:15,361
I'm not that kind of girl.

744
00:37:15,446 --> 00:37:17,113
I'm married.

745
00:37:18,616 --> 00:37:20,867
Cecilia,

746
00:37:20,951 --> 00:37:23,911
it's clear how miserable
you are with your husband,

747
00:37:25,748 --> 00:37:29,208
and if he hits you again, you tell me.

748
00:37:29,585 --> 00:37:31,711
I'd be forced to knock his teeth out.

749
00:37:31,754 --> 00:37:33,838
I don't think that would be such a good idea.

750
00:37:33,881 --> 00:37:35,298
He's big.

751
00:37:35,382 --> 00:37:37,342
Well, I'm sorry.
It's written into my character to do it,

752
00:37:37,384 --> 00:37:38,551
so I do it.

753
00:37:39,553 --> 00:37:43,014
Listen, I think I better go home now.

754
00:37:43,057 --> 00:37:44,557
- It's late.
- Okay.

755
00:37:44,642 --> 00:37:46,017
It's been a whirlwind of a day.

756
00:37:46,060 --> 00:37:47,226
- Don't you think?
- Yeah.

757
00:37:47,269 --> 00:37:48,728
What are you gonna do?

758
00:37:49,438 --> 00:37:51,773
Um, I'll just... I'll sleep here at the carousel.

759
00:37:51,857 --> 00:37:55,068
And walk around, drink in the night air.

760
00:37:55,152 --> 00:37:58,613
Enjoy my freedom, and dream of you.

761
00:38:08,540 --> 00:38:09,999
You got in late last night.

762
00:38:10,084 --> 00:38:12,210
Oh, yeah, you were out like a light.

763
00:38:12,252 --> 00:38:14,253
I took a hot bath to relax me.

764
00:38:14,296 --> 00:38:16,089
You want to get me a cup of coffee?

765
00:38:16,131 --> 00:38:17,757
Oh, yeah, sure.

766
00:38:17,800 --> 00:38:20,593
There was some big
deal going on over at the movie house.

767
00:38:20,636 --> 00:38:22,428
A big crowd when I went to buy cigarettes.

768
00:38:22,471 --> 00:38:24,597
- Yeah?
- Yeah, I couldn't get the story straight.

769
00:38:24,682 --> 00:38:27,433
There's some guy
who ran out the side exit with a customer.

770
00:38:27,476 --> 00:38:30,311
- Who?
- Oh, a woman, a guy, uh, an actor.

771
00:38:30,396 --> 00:38:32,063
I don't know what
the hell the cop was talking about.

772
00:38:32,106 --> 00:38:33,106
He didn't know.

773
00:38:33,190 --> 00:38:35,900
Well, they don't know who the woman was?

774
00:38:35,943 --> 00:38:38,403
Some woman dragged out in the dark.

775
00:38:38,445 --> 00:38:40,530
They got those real geronimos
at the movie houses.

776
00:38:40,614 --> 00:38:42,782
See, that's why
I don't like you staying out so late at night.

777
00:38:42,866 --> 00:38:44,409
I know. I couldn't help it.

778
00:38:44,451 --> 00:38:46,661
The Lorenzos didn't get back till late.

779
00:38:46,745 --> 00:38:47,787
I couldn't leave.

780
00:38:47,871 --> 00:38:50,123
- Well, I hope you got paid overtime.
- Oh, sure.

781
00:38:50,207 --> 00:38:52,458
Oh, good, good. Let's have it.

782
00:38:52,543 --> 00:38:55,128
They, uh...
They didn't have any cash.

783
00:38:55,212 --> 00:38:57,296
I'll have to come back for it later today.

784
00:38:57,381 --> 00:38:59,757
Cecilia, I told you
to get paid, uh, in cash, didn't I?

785
00:38:59,800 --> 00:39:03,136
Well, I know, but all they had was big bills,

786
00:39:03,262 --> 00:39:04,637
and, um, you know, I was getting late,

787
00:39:04,722 --> 00:39:05,722
- so I thought I better leave.
- Yeah, well,

788
00:39:05,806 --> 00:39:07,557
- they're going to fork it over today, right?
- Oh, they will.

789
00:39:07,641 --> 00:39:08,641
Yeah, yeah, sure.

790
00:39:08,684 --> 00:39:12,770
Leave something to you,
you can bet you're going to get fouled up.

791
00:39:18,861 --> 00:39:20,486
You have no idea where he went?

792
00:39:20,779 --> 00:39:22,989
Mr. Hirsch, this is awful for us.

793
00:39:23,115 --> 00:39:24,407
- Really difficult.
- Think of me,

794
00:39:24,491 --> 00:39:26,242
my reputation, my career!

795
00:39:26,326 --> 00:39:28,286
First thing we've gotta do,
is we gotta keep it contained.

796
00:39:28,328 --> 00:39:29,495
- Yeah.
- The word's out already.

797
00:39:29,580 --> 00:39:30,663
We gotta keep the crisis local.

798
00:39:30,706 --> 00:39:33,124
I know the two reporters in town.
They're old friends.

799
00:39:33,167 --> 00:39:34,167
- Maybe I could talk to them.
- Fine,

800
00:39:34,251 --> 00:39:36,502
a couple of bucks
spread around town will buy us some time.

801
00:39:36,545 --> 00:39:37,712
Don't worry about a thing...

802
00:39:37,796 --> 00:39:39,964
I mean, we're all so lost.

803
00:39:40,007 --> 00:39:41,048
I know it's rough.

804
00:39:41,133 --> 00:39:42,884
I just want the whole cast to know

805
00:39:42,968 --> 00:39:45,762
how much I appreciate
your staying up there on the screen.

806
00:39:45,846 --> 00:39:48,514
I hope you're not
going to hold this against me, R.H.

807
00:39:48,557 --> 00:39:50,975
You created the part of Tom Baxter, Gil.

808
00:39:51,018 --> 00:39:52,268
The facts are undeniable.

809
00:39:52,352 --> 00:39:54,937
I want to go too.
I want to be free! I want out!

810
00:39:55,022 --> 00:39:57,148
I'm warning you, that's Communist talk!

811
00:39:57,191 --> 00:39:58,816
We're gonna
have to pull the film out of the theater

812
00:39:58,859 --> 00:40:00,777
and you're going
to have to make good my receipts.

813
00:40:00,861 --> 00:40:02,528
You mean, you're thinking of pulling the film

814
00:40:02,571 --> 00:40:03,946
because a minor character is missing?

815
00:40:04,031 --> 00:40:05,948
A minor character? Would you listen to her?

816
00:40:06,033 --> 00:40:08,326
You know, he may not have the most lines,

817
00:40:08,368 --> 00:40:09,911
but the plot turns on Baxter.

818
00:40:09,995 --> 00:40:12,789
I deliberately played him
with a cheerful bravado.

819
00:40:12,873 --> 00:40:14,332
Who cares how you played him?

820
00:40:14,374 --> 00:40:15,416
- He's minor.
- That's right.

821
00:40:15,501 --> 00:40:16,876
I would just like to get my hands on him.

822
00:40:16,919 --> 00:40:18,544
Right when my career was taking off.

823
00:40:18,629 --> 00:40:20,546
He could be raping
that woman he abducted.

824
00:40:20,589 --> 00:40:23,466
And he's got my fingerprints,
my exact prints!

825
00:40:23,550 --> 00:40:26,219
You know what
they get for rape in a small town,

826
00:40:26,261 --> 00:40:28,346
especially by a man in a pith helmet?

827
00:40:28,388 --> 00:40:31,182
If this is the start of a new trend,
our industry's as good as dead.

828
00:40:31,225 --> 00:40:35,228
The real ones want their lives fiction,
and the fictional ones want their lives real.

829
00:40:35,270 --> 00:40:36,896
Does anybody know who that woman was?

830
00:40:36,980 --> 00:40:39,065
No. It was all so crazy, nobody noticed.

831
00:40:39,817 --> 00:40:42,610
Just two doughnuts
and a container of coffee to go, please.

832
00:40:42,694 --> 00:40:44,737
Right now, it's chaos.

833
00:40:45,572 --> 00:40:48,032
Well, how can rumors
be circulating at the Brown Derby?

834
00:40:48,075 --> 00:40:50,535
It just happened! Well, squash it, Herbie,

835
00:40:50,577 --> 00:40:52,286
I got a career on the line.

836
00:40:53,205 --> 00:40:56,040
Look, I'll call you the minute I hear.

837
00:40:58,293 --> 00:40:59,544
Oh, excuse me.

838
00:40:59,670 --> 00:41:00,920
What are you doing here?

839
00:41:00,963 --> 00:41:03,506
I'm... I'm sorry. I don't have a pencil,
or I'd give you an autograph.

840
00:41:03,590 --> 00:41:05,591
Where did you get those clothes?

841
00:41:05,634 --> 00:41:08,344
- Pardon me?
- Your clothes, where did you get them?

842
00:41:08,428 --> 00:41:10,763
Uh, a little store on Sunset and Vine.

843
00:41:10,848 --> 00:41:12,390
What are you talking about?

844
00:41:12,432 --> 00:41:14,183
What are you talking about?

845
00:41:14,268 --> 00:41:15,434
Excuse me.

846
00:41:16,019 --> 00:41:18,437
I just bought you these. Two doughnuts.

847
00:41:18,564 --> 00:41:21,274
- For me? Well, thank you very much.
- Yeah. A container of coffee.

848
00:41:21,316 --> 00:41:22,441
I hope you enjoy my next movie.

849
00:41:22,526 --> 00:41:25,570
But, do you, I thought
you were going to stay hidden at the park.

850
00:41:25,612 --> 00:41:26,946
What park?

851
00:41:27,030 --> 00:41:28,364
Tom, what's the matter with you?

852
00:41:28,448 --> 00:41:31,617
- You're acting so peculiar.
- Tom? No, no. I'm...

853
00:41:32,035 --> 00:41:34,495
Wait a minute! Come here.

854
00:41:35,372 --> 00:41:36,914
What's come over you?

855
00:41:36,957 --> 00:41:38,791
I'm not Tom. I'm Gil Shepherd.

856
00:41:38,834 --> 00:41:40,501
- I play Tom.
- What?

857
00:41:40,586 --> 00:41:42,420
- How do you know Tom?
- You're Gil...

858
00:41:42,546 --> 00:41:44,755
- Oh, my God. I don't believe it.
- Yeah.

859
00:41:44,798 --> 00:41:47,466
You're Gil... I've seen you in lots of movies.

860
00:41:47,551 --> 00:41:50,636
- Look, where's Tom?
- Oh! Broadway Bachelors, right? Right?

861
00:41:50,721 --> 00:41:53,222
- Yeah, yeah, well, you know...
- Honeymoon in Haiti?

862
00:41:53,307 --> 00:41:55,016
- Done about six.
- You were a scream.

863
00:41:55,100 --> 00:41:56,767
Well, thank you.

864
00:41:56,810 --> 00:41:58,394
Thank you very much. That's...

865
00:41:58,478 --> 00:42:00,646
I try to do one a year,
you know, just to keep...

866
00:42:00,689 --> 00:42:03,149
Where's Tom?

867
00:42:03,233 --> 00:42:04,442
Why?

868
00:42:04,484 --> 00:42:06,694
Well, he's my character. I created him.

869
00:42:06,778 --> 00:42:08,905
Well, didn't the man
who wrote the movie do that?

870
00:42:08,989 --> 00:42:11,157
Yes, technically.

871
00:42:11,199 --> 00:42:13,284
But I made him live. I fleshed him out.

872
00:42:13,327 --> 00:42:17,079
But you did...
You did a wonderful job. He's adorable.

873
00:42:17,164 --> 00:42:19,290
Thank you very much.

874
00:42:20,250 --> 00:42:21,667
What's your name?

875
00:42:21,793 --> 00:42:23,210
Cecilia.

876
00:42:23,295 --> 00:42:24,587
Cecilia.

877
00:42:26,006 --> 00:42:27,173
Where is he?

878
00:42:27,257 --> 00:42:30,092
- Why?
- Has he done anything wrong?

879
00:42:30,177 --> 00:42:31,260
Wrong, like what?

880
00:42:31,345 --> 00:42:34,472
Has he stolen anything
or attacked any females? You?

881
00:42:34,514 --> 00:42:38,017
No, gosh, no, no, he's as sweet as can be.

882
00:42:38,101 --> 00:42:40,311
Well, I played him sweet.
I was well reviewed.

883
00:42:40,354 --> 00:42:41,854
Well, it comes across.

884
00:42:41,897 --> 00:42:44,440
Good. Look, I gotta speak to him.

885
00:42:44,858 --> 00:42:46,150
You're not upset with him?

886
00:42:46,193 --> 00:42:47,652
Well, a little, yes,

887
00:42:47,694 --> 00:42:50,112
but I know if I spoke to him,
we could straighten everything out.

888
00:42:50,197 --> 00:42:51,822
Oh, I don't know.

889
00:42:51,865 --> 00:42:53,866
Please, I have a right.

890
00:42:54,368 --> 00:42:56,243
Well, it has to be secret.

891
00:42:56,328 --> 00:42:58,704
He doesn't want to have
to go back into the movie.

892
00:42:58,789 --> 00:43:01,582
- He doesn't?
- No, he loves being free.

893
00:43:01,667 --> 00:43:04,418
- He's having the time of his life.
- Oh, my God.

894
00:43:04,503 --> 00:43:07,380
Would you take me to him? Trust me.

895
00:43:08,590 --> 00:43:09,674
Please.

896
00:43:20,727 --> 00:43:25,523
Monk, somebody saw your wife last night
at the Dine and Dance Joint.

897
00:43:25,565 --> 00:43:27,650
Oh, sure, she's there every night
with the Rockefellers.

898
00:43:27,734 --> 00:43:29,819
Uh, she was with this crazy-looking guy

899
00:43:29,903 --> 00:43:32,405
- wearing an explorer's hat and britches.
- Come on.

900
00:43:32,531 --> 00:43:33,864
Britches?

901
00:43:33,907 --> 00:43:36,742
You know, you're nuts.
She was baby-sitting.

902
00:43:37,411 --> 00:43:39,578
Right. I guess you know it all.

903
00:43:44,084 --> 00:43:45,751
All right, who's next?

904
00:43:53,969 --> 00:43:57,638
Tom? Tom?

905
00:43:59,558 --> 00:44:03,436
- Cecilia, I dreamed of us in Cairo.
- Tom. Tom...

906
00:44:04,104 --> 00:44:06,397
- I brought Gil Shepherd.
- Gil... Gil Shepherd.

907
00:44:06,440 --> 00:44:08,607
- I play you in the movie.
- You do?

908
00:44:08,692 --> 00:44:10,735
How dare you run away!

909
00:44:10,777 --> 00:44:12,236
This is disconcerting.

910
00:44:12,279 --> 00:44:15,114
Oh, I'll show you
the meaning of disconcerting.

911
00:44:15,157 --> 00:44:16,449
I'm trying to build a career!

912
00:44:16,533 --> 00:44:18,492
Yeah, well,
I don't want to be in the film anymore.

913
00:44:18,577 --> 00:44:19,827
I'm in love with Cecilia.

914
00:44:19,911 --> 00:44:21,996
Mr. Shepherd, you said you weren't angry.

915
00:44:22,080 --> 00:44:23,873
You can't do this to me. It's my best role.

916
00:44:23,957 --> 00:44:25,583
I've been critically acclaimed for this.
It's my very...

917
00:44:25,625 --> 00:44:27,209
I'd say it's because of the way I do it.

918
00:44:27,294 --> 00:44:30,254
No, no, no, because of the way I do it.
I'm doing it, not you.

919
00:44:30,297 --> 00:44:32,965
It's me, not him. I mean, isn't that obvious?

920
00:44:33,008 --> 00:44:34,800
Well, then, how do you
explain that here I am?

921
00:44:34,926 --> 00:44:36,510
Well, because
I took you from the printed page,

922
00:44:36,595 --> 00:44:38,387
and I made you live.
I fleshed you out, just like...

923
00:44:38,472 --> 00:44:41,390
- So, I'm living.
- Yes, but for the screen only, please.

924
00:44:41,475 --> 00:44:43,142
- And as soon...
- I want my freedom.

925
00:44:43,226 --> 00:44:45,144
I don't want another one of me
running around the world.

926
00:44:45,187 --> 00:44:46,812
I mean, I can
just imagine what he's been up...

927
00:44:46,855 --> 00:44:48,606
Why? Are you afraid I'll embarrass you?

928
00:44:48,648 --> 00:44:49,982
Yes. Frankly, I am afraid...

929
00:44:50,025 --> 00:44:51,192
But, you created me.

930
00:44:51,276 --> 00:44:53,110
All right, look, be reasonable here.

931
00:44:53,153 --> 00:44:55,237
I'm starting to build a career.

932
00:44:55,322 --> 00:44:57,114
Is life up on the screen so terrible that you...

933
00:44:57,157 --> 00:45:00,117
I want to be with Cecilia.
I'm in love with her.

934
00:45:01,286 --> 00:45:02,453
Will you tell him to go back?

935
00:45:02,496 --> 00:45:04,246
Tell him that you don't love him.

936
00:45:04,331 --> 00:45:05,414
Tell him you can't love him.

937
00:45:05,499 --> 00:45:06,582
He's fictional!

938
00:45:06,666 --> 00:45:08,834
You want to waste your time
with a fictional character?

939
00:45:08,919 --> 00:45:11,170
I mean, you're a sweet girl.
You deserve an actual human.

940
00:45:11,213 --> 00:45:12,922
But Tom's perfect.

941
00:45:13,006 --> 00:45:14,298
Yeah, but he's not real.

942
00:45:14,341 --> 00:45:17,218
What good is perfect if the man's not real?

943
00:45:17,302 --> 00:45:18,928
I can learn to be real.

944
00:45:19,012 --> 00:45:20,805
It's easy. You know, there's nothing to it.

945
00:45:20,847 --> 00:45:22,598
Being real comes very naturally to me.

946
00:45:22,682 --> 00:45:24,934
Can't learn to be real.
It's like learning to be a midget.

947
00:45:25,018 --> 00:45:26,352
It's not a thing you can learn.

948
00:45:26,394 --> 00:45:28,437
Some of us are real, some are not.

949
00:45:28,522 --> 00:45:30,815
I say I can do it.

950
00:45:30,857 --> 00:45:32,441
I'm not going to stay here
and argue with you.

951
00:45:32,526 --> 00:45:33,692
I'm gonna go back to town.

952
00:45:33,777 --> 00:45:36,862
I'm going to call my attorney,
the Actors' Union.

953
00:45:37,364 --> 00:45:39,115
I won't take this lying down.

954
00:45:39,199 --> 00:45:43,077
Nor will Raoul Hirsch, nor the police,

955
00:45:43,161 --> 00:45:45,162
nor the FBI.

956
00:45:46,790 --> 00:45:48,666
Yes, yes, we found him.

957
00:45:49,334 --> 00:45:50,709
Gil Shepherd found him,

958
00:45:50,794 --> 00:45:53,087
but he refuses to get back on the screen.

959
00:45:53,171 --> 00:45:55,172
R.H. is very upset.

960
00:45:55,215 --> 00:45:58,676
No, no, we can't force him. It's not a crime.

961
00:45:58,718 --> 00:46:00,553
We need a plan.

962
00:46:00,595 --> 00:46:02,388
Yeah, the press is on our side.

963
00:46:02,472 --> 00:46:05,099
It took a few bucks,
but they're going to keep it quiet for now.

964
00:46:05,183 --> 00:46:07,852
Uh, what? Really?

965
00:46:09,604 --> 00:46:12,273
The Tom Baxter character
in a movie house in Chicago

966
00:46:12,357 --> 00:46:14,400
has been forgetting his lines.

967
00:46:14,442 --> 00:46:16,861
I just got a call from the manager.

968
00:46:16,903 --> 00:46:19,446
If anybody wants me,
I'll be in the bathroom.

969
00:46:19,531 --> 00:46:21,407
On the floor, weeping.

970
00:46:24,411 --> 00:46:27,163
I mean, you do...
Aren't you at all even worried?

971
00:46:27,247 --> 00:46:29,748
Well, what about
Raoul Hirsch and what, the FBI?

972
00:46:29,833 --> 00:46:31,917
No, Cecilia,
if I can be with you, I'm never going back.

973
00:46:32,002 --> 00:46:33,502
- But I, you know...
- No more buts.

974
00:46:33,587 --> 00:46:35,713
I said I was going
to learn about the real world with you.

975
00:46:35,755 --> 00:46:37,006
Show me.

976
00:47:20,342 --> 00:47:24,220
It's beautiful.
But I'm not sure exactly what it is.

977
00:47:24,304 --> 00:47:28,599
Oh, this is a church.
You do believe in God, don't you?

978
00:47:28,642 --> 00:47:30,476
Meaning?

979
00:47:30,560 --> 00:47:36,232
Mmm, the reason for everything,
the, the world, the universe...

980
00:47:36,316 --> 00:47:37,316
Oh, I think I know what you mean.

981
00:47:37,400 --> 00:47:39,652
The two men who wrote, uh,
The Purple Rose of Cairo.

982
00:47:39,736 --> 00:47:42,655
Irving Sachs and R.H. Levine,
the writers who collaborate on films.

983
00:47:42,739 --> 00:47:45,991
No, no, I'm talking
about something much bigger than that.

984
00:47:46,034 --> 00:47:49,703
No, think for a minute.
A reason for everything.

985
00:47:49,788 --> 00:47:52,998
Otherwise, it'd be
like a movie with no point,

986
00:47:53,083 --> 00:47:54,333
and no happy ending.

987
00:47:54,376 --> 00:47:56,001
So there you are!

988
00:47:56,628 --> 00:47:58,128
I'm looking for you.

989
00:47:58,171 --> 00:48:00,214
Monk, I, um...

990
00:48:01,591 --> 00:48:05,261
This is my husband. This is Tom Baxter.

991
00:48:05,345 --> 00:48:08,472
Adventurer, explorer, the Chicago Baxters.
I'm charmed to meet you.

992
00:48:08,515 --> 00:48:10,641
So you wear the britches.

993
00:48:10,684 --> 00:48:12,268
What did you want
to talk to me about?

994
00:48:12,352 --> 00:48:15,104
I heard you were out on the town last night.

995
00:48:15,188 --> 00:48:18,524
Yeah, I'm sorry.
I admit I didn't tell the truth about that,

996
00:48:18,566 --> 00:48:21,527
but things have
been so strange the last 24 hours...

997
00:48:21,569 --> 00:48:22,903
You know what I told you I'd do to you

998
00:48:22,988 --> 00:48:24,280
- if you ever lied to me?
- Monk, don't hit me.

999
00:48:24,364 --> 00:48:26,448
Obviously, your marriage
has come to an impasse, sir.

1000
00:48:26,533 --> 00:48:28,033
And you keep out of this.

1001
00:48:28,118 --> 00:48:30,327
- Monk, let's just talk.
- No, you're coming home with me!

1002
00:48:30,370 --> 00:48:31,912
- Can't we talk?
- Perhaps you don't understand, sir,

1003
00:48:31,997 --> 00:48:33,038
but I'm in love with your wife.

1004
00:48:33,123 --> 00:48:34,623
Close your yap, jackass.

1005
00:48:34,708 --> 00:48:35,708
Now let's go. You're in for a lesson...

1006
00:48:35,792 --> 00:48:37,710
You're failing to understand, sir.

1007
00:48:37,794 --> 00:48:38,877
She's not coming with you.

1008
00:48:38,920 --> 00:48:41,130
- Oh, she's not, huh?
- No, you take your hands off.

1009
00:48:41,214 --> 00:48:43,215
No man will hit the woman I love,
nor any woman.

1010
00:48:43,300 --> 00:48:46,719
- Beat it! Beat it. I'm gonna take you apart!
- Stop it!

1011
00:48:46,761 --> 00:48:48,512
- He's got a terrible temper.
- And you, go home.

1012
00:48:48,555 --> 00:48:51,807
Sorry, it's written into my character.
Courage.

1013
00:48:51,891 --> 00:48:53,100
Stop it!

1014
00:49:01,192 --> 00:49:03,694
- Come on.
- Stop it! What are you doing?

1015
00:49:15,582 --> 00:49:16,915
Time for the old one-two.

1016
00:49:20,295 --> 00:49:22,087
Hope he's had enough.

1017
00:49:22,505 --> 00:49:24,798
Sorry, pal. Sorry about the rough stuff.

1018
00:49:24,883 --> 00:49:26,008
- You all right?
- Yeah.

1019
00:49:26,092 --> 00:49:27,426
Let me give you a hand. There's a...

1020
00:49:27,469 --> 00:49:30,929
God, it's not fair. Oh!

1021
00:49:34,976 --> 00:49:37,353
Tom! What are you doing?

1022
00:49:37,896 --> 00:49:40,064
- You're coming home with me now.
- No, I'm not!

1023
00:49:40,106 --> 00:49:41,106
What'd you say?

1024
00:49:41,191 --> 00:49:43,150
No, I'm going to stay
and see that Tom's okay.

1025
00:49:43,234 --> 00:49:44,443
- I...
- You're a bully, Monk.

1026
00:49:44,486 --> 00:49:45,486
I gave you an order.

1027
00:49:45,570 --> 00:49:47,363
I don't care. I'm tired of taking your orders.

1028
00:49:47,447 --> 00:49:48,572
You could've killed him.

1029
00:49:48,615 --> 00:49:51,158
All right. I'm sorry. I didn't mean it.

1030
00:49:51,242 --> 00:49:52,242
- I hit hard.
- You can't just...

1031
00:49:52,285 --> 00:49:54,495
You can't just
go through life beating people up.

1032
00:49:54,579 --> 00:49:56,580
Look, I'm telling you one more time.
Are you coming with me?

1033
00:49:56,623 --> 00:49:58,040
No, I'm not.

1034
00:49:59,000 --> 00:50:00,876
I'm telling you one more time. You coming?

1035
00:50:00,960 --> 00:50:03,295
- No! No, I'm not!
- Come on!

1036
00:50:05,298 --> 00:50:08,133
The hell with it. I need a beer anyway.

1037
00:50:08,218 --> 00:50:09,968
I'll see you later.

1038
00:50:12,639 --> 00:50:14,556
Oh, are you okay?

1039
00:50:14,641 --> 00:50:16,975
Oh, oh, yeah. I'm fine.

1040
00:50:17,060 --> 00:50:18,227
You're not even marked.

1041
00:50:18,311 --> 00:50:20,145
Your hair is in place.

1042
00:50:20,230 --> 00:50:21,980
No, no. I don't get hurt or bleed.

1043
00:50:22,023 --> 00:50:23,107
Hair doesn't muss.

1044
00:50:23,149 --> 00:50:25,317
It's one of the advantages
of being imaginary.

1045
00:50:25,360 --> 00:50:27,069
You were very brave.

1046
00:50:27,153 --> 00:50:30,906
Yeah, well, I had him, too,
till he started fighting dirty.

1047
00:50:30,990 --> 00:50:34,034
That's why you'll never
survive off the screen.

1048
00:50:34,119 --> 00:50:37,496
You were pretty brave, too.
You stood right up to him.

1049
00:50:37,539 --> 00:50:39,164
You inspired me.

1050
00:50:55,306 --> 00:50:56,515
Mr. Shepherd.

1051
00:50:56,599 --> 00:50:59,685
Oh, Cecilia, look, I got to speak to you.

1052
00:50:59,727 --> 00:51:02,479
Oh, listen, I've had a crazy morning.

1053
00:51:02,522 --> 00:51:04,773
- I'm still shaking.
- Look, I don't know what to do, all right?

1054
00:51:04,858 --> 00:51:06,275
I've struggled my whole life.

1055
00:51:06,359 --> 00:51:08,569
And now I'm
finally beginning to break through

1056
00:51:08,653 --> 00:51:10,446
and my whole career's
going right down the drain.

1057
00:51:10,530 --> 00:51:12,990
You don't have to worry about that.

1058
00:51:13,032 --> 00:51:15,868
You'll always be a great movie star.

1059
00:51:15,952 --> 00:51:20,622
Oh, well, that's very nice of you to say,
but technically, I'm not really a star yet.

1060
00:51:20,707 --> 00:51:24,751
Cecilia, you know, I mean,
I try to carry myself like one.

1061
00:51:24,836 --> 00:51:27,838
You know, I do the best I can
as far as that, but star?

1062
00:51:27,881 --> 00:51:30,591
Phew! That's a big word, isn't it? Star?

1063
00:51:31,217 --> 00:51:33,469
Yeah, uh, no, no.

1064
00:51:33,553 --> 00:51:34,928
No, star, no, no.

1065
00:51:35,013 --> 00:51:39,600
And you're not just a pretty face,
you're also a peach of an actor.

1066
00:51:39,684 --> 00:51:42,186
Really, I've seen you. I've seen you a lot.

1067
00:51:42,228 --> 00:51:44,062
You've got something.

1068
00:51:44,898 --> 00:51:46,064
- Is that your opinion?
- Sure.

1069
00:51:46,149 --> 00:51:47,900
And I see all the movies.

1070
00:51:47,984 --> 00:51:51,653
You've got, oh, how can I describe it?

1071
00:51:53,573 --> 00:51:55,741
You've got a magical glow.

1072
00:51:55,825 --> 00:51:58,243
Oh, boy. Oh, oh.

1073
00:51:58,328 --> 00:52:01,914
To hear that from a real person,
that is just...

1074
00:52:01,956 --> 00:52:03,665
It's not
one of those movie colony bimbos,

1075
00:52:03,750 --> 00:52:07,211
you know, with the fancy dresses,
filling you full of hot air.

1076
00:52:07,253 --> 00:52:09,129
Would you get over here
and sit down, please?

1077
00:52:09,214 --> 00:52:11,381
Oh, you know, you can take it from me.

1078
00:52:11,424 --> 00:52:12,925
You're not just a flash in the pan.

1079
00:52:13,009 --> 00:52:16,428
No, you know, it'd be very easy
for me to trade on my looks.

1080
00:52:16,513 --> 00:52:17,554
- Just, like that.
- Oh, sure.

1081
00:52:17,597 --> 00:52:19,264
But I have some serious acting ambitions.

1082
00:52:19,349 --> 00:52:21,433
You should. You should.

1083
00:52:21,518 --> 00:52:24,770
You, you know...
I think you're great in all the funny movies.

1084
00:52:24,854 --> 00:52:26,104
Thank you.

1085
00:52:26,189 --> 00:52:27,314
Really, I was thinking you should,

1086
00:52:27,398 --> 00:52:29,816
you should
play some of the more heroic parts.

1087
00:52:29,901 --> 00:52:30,901
I want...

1088
00:52:30,944 --> 00:52:32,653
- I tell my agent that a hundred times!
- Yeah?

1089
00:52:32,737 --> 00:52:35,614
Well, you know, well, you could play...

1090
00:52:35,657 --> 00:52:38,283
You could play,
like, Daniel Boone, or someone...

1091
00:52:38,368 --> 00:52:40,035
- Lindbergh! Oh...
- Oh!

1092
00:52:40,119 --> 00:52:41,912
- You'd be wonderful as Lindbergh.
- My God!

1093
00:52:41,955 --> 00:52:43,956
- You are a mind reader.
- We had the same thought?

1094
00:52:43,998 --> 00:52:46,708
- Really?
- I am on the verge of signing for that part.

1095
00:52:46,793 --> 00:52:49,127
- No! Really?
- I'm, I am! I can taste it.

1096
00:52:49,170 --> 00:52:51,004
Oh, you'll be wonderful.

1097
00:52:51,089 --> 00:52:53,632
- Well, thank you.
- Oh, there's something inside you that...

1098
00:52:53,675 --> 00:52:57,010
You have that
same kind of lone heroic quality.

1099
00:52:57,095 --> 00:52:59,638
You're exactly right.
Everyone has been telling me not to...

1100
00:52:59,722 --> 00:53:01,098
- You are right.
- Don't you listen.

1101
00:53:01,140 --> 00:53:03,475
Basically, I have been a loner my entire life.

1102
00:53:03,560 --> 00:53:05,143
Well, sure, anyone can see that.

1103
00:53:05,186 --> 00:53:08,272
You know, you're deep
and probably complicated.

1104
00:53:09,190 --> 00:53:10,649
Can I buy you lunch?

1105
00:53:10,733 --> 00:53:12,109
- Me?
- Please. Can I?

1106
00:53:12,151 --> 00:53:13,318
Please. Look, I love... I love talking to you.

1107
00:53:13,361 --> 00:53:14,486
Oh, uh, I was just going to go upstairs...

1108
00:53:14,571 --> 00:53:16,321
- Don't, no, really, come on...
- Really?

1109
00:53:16,364 --> 00:53:18,824
- I open myself up around you...
- Oh...

1110
00:53:18,866 --> 00:53:20,325
Have you ever been to Hollywood?

1111
00:53:20,368 --> 00:53:21,743
Uh, come on, no, of course not.

1112
00:53:21,828 --> 00:53:24,371
You, well, I would
love to just take you around Hollywood.

1113
00:53:24,455 --> 00:53:25,831
- I would real...
- Oh.

1114
00:53:25,915 --> 00:53:27,499
- Could I make a confession?
- Sure.

1115
00:53:27,542 --> 00:53:29,710
Look, my real name, it's not Gil Shepherd.

1116
00:53:29,794 --> 00:53:32,129
- It's Herman Bardebedian.
- Really?

1117
00:53:32,171 --> 00:53:35,632
I've, yeah, I've been a cab driver for about...

1118
00:53:35,675 --> 00:53:38,468
- Boy, do you have a pretty face.
- Come on.

1119
00:53:38,511 --> 00:53:40,178
- You do!
- Oh.

1120
00:53:55,361 --> 00:53:57,029
Hi, big boy.

1121
00:53:59,073 --> 00:54:00,824
You alone?

1122
00:54:00,867 --> 00:54:02,200
Oh, hello.

1123
00:54:02,619 --> 00:54:07,164
Uh, well, I'm alone for now,
but later I have an appointment,

1124
00:54:07,206 --> 00:54:09,333
or should I say rendezvous?

1125
00:54:10,043 --> 00:54:11,501
Good for you.

1126
00:54:12,211 --> 00:54:14,546
Where did you get the funny suit?

1127
00:54:15,214 --> 00:54:17,382
- What, this?
- Yeah.

1128
00:54:18,217 --> 00:54:20,218
You coming from a costume party?

1129
00:54:22,305 --> 00:54:25,641
No, no, I'm Tom Baxter
of the Chicago Baxters.

1130
00:54:25,725 --> 00:54:28,435
Explorer, poet, adventurer.
Just back from Cairo

1131
00:54:28,519 --> 00:54:31,938
where I searched
in vain for the legendary purple rose.

1132
00:54:32,732 --> 00:54:34,274
How about that?

1133
00:54:34,692 --> 00:54:36,193
Well, uh, who are you?

1134
00:54:36,235 --> 00:54:38,737
- My name's Emma.
- Oh, that's lovely.

1135
00:54:38,780 --> 00:54:40,322
What do you do, Emma?

1136
00:54:40,406 --> 00:54:42,074
I'm a working girl.

1137
00:54:42,158 --> 00:54:44,493
And what do you do, you delicate creature?

1138
00:54:44,577 --> 00:54:47,287
Anything that'll make a buck.

1139
00:54:48,206 --> 00:54:51,583
Well, we Baxters
never really had to worry about money.

1140
00:54:51,668 --> 00:54:54,628
I'll bet. You want to come along with me?

1141
00:54:55,296 --> 00:54:56,922
Where to, Emma?

1142
00:54:57,006 --> 00:55:00,175
Where I work.
I think you might have a good time.

1143
00:55:01,177 --> 00:55:04,346
Sounds enchanting.
I'm up for new experiences.

1144
00:55:04,430 --> 00:55:05,931
I may be able to help.

1145
00:55:08,726 --> 00:55:10,435
Hi, girls. This is Tom.

1146
00:55:10,520 --> 00:55:11,687
Hi there, ladies.

1147
00:55:11,771 --> 00:55:13,271
Don't you all look enticing?

1148
00:55:13,356 --> 00:55:15,023
I know what you want.

1149
00:55:15,108 --> 00:55:18,276
You want to be the great white hunter
and you want me to be the tiger.

1150
00:55:18,361 --> 00:55:21,571
Uh, I don't get it.

1151
00:55:21,614 --> 00:55:23,240
You will if you can afford it.

1152
00:55:23,282 --> 00:55:25,117
I met Tom out at the amusement park.

1153
00:55:25,159 --> 00:55:27,202
Oh, no, that's, uh, my hat.

1154
00:55:28,287 --> 00:55:30,997
Uh, yes, I was, uh...
I was thinking about something.

1155
00:55:31,082 --> 00:55:33,959
- I can imagine.
- Two of us at the same time?

1156
00:55:34,043 --> 00:55:35,961
You know, I was
thinking about some very deep things.

1157
00:55:36,045 --> 00:55:39,798
About God and his relation
with Irving Sachs and R.H. Levine.

1158
00:55:39,841 --> 00:55:42,467
And, I was thinking about life in general.

1159
00:55:42,552 --> 00:55:44,803
The... The origin
of everything we see about us.

1160
00:55:44,887 --> 00:55:48,473
The, uh... The finality
of death and how almost magical

1161
00:55:48,558 --> 00:55:52,018
it seems in the... In the real world as, uh...
As opposed to the world of

1162
00:55:52,103 --> 00:55:53,979
celluloid and flickering shadows.

1163
00:55:54,063 --> 00:55:55,772
Where did you find this clown?

1164
00:55:55,815 --> 00:55:57,983
For example, the miracle of birth.

1165
00:55:58,025 --> 00:56:00,277
Now. I suppose
some of you lovely ladies are married.

1166
00:56:00,319 --> 00:56:02,070
- Not anymore.
- No?

1167
00:56:02,947 --> 00:56:07,743
Then, the absolutely
astonishing miracle of childbirth

1168
00:56:07,827 --> 00:56:11,121
with all its attendant feelings
of humanity and pathos.

1169
00:56:11,164 --> 00:56:12,831
I stand in awe of existence.

1170
00:56:12,915 --> 00:56:16,126
- Do you want to tie me up?
- Tie you up?

1171
00:56:16,169 --> 00:56:17,502
Yeah.

1172
00:56:17,587 --> 00:56:20,922
Oh, that's very funny.
She's very funny.

1173
00:56:21,007 --> 00:56:23,800
That's a nice sense of humor.
The absurd non sequitur.

1174
00:56:23,843 --> 00:56:25,844
- What... What's your name, sweetheart?
- Martha.

1175
00:56:25,928 --> 00:56:28,138
That's the same name
as the Ambassador's wife.

1176
00:56:28,181 --> 00:56:30,515
Well, why didn't you
bring the Ambassador by?

1177
00:56:30,558 --> 00:56:32,350
Well, he... He's still up on the screen.

1178
00:56:32,393 --> 00:56:36,521
But, do you share my sense of wonderment
at the very fabric of being?

1179
00:56:36,606 --> 00:56:40,567
The smell of a rose,
real food, sensuous music.

1180
00:56:40,651 --> 00:56:42,527
I've got a child.

1181
00:56:42,612 --> 00:56:43,695
- You do?
- Mmm.

1182
00:56:43,738 --> 00:56:46,448
Oh, I see. You're a widow.
Uh, oh, poor thing.

1183
00:56:46,532 --> 00:56:48,992
I got two kids and he's
right about giving birth.

1184
00:56:49,035 --> 00:56:51,536
It is a beautiful experience.

1185
00:56:51,579 --> 00:56:55,665
I never had a baby.
I was pregnant, but I lost it.

1186
00:56:55,708 --> 00:56:57,667
Sorry to hear that, Emma.

1187
00:56:57,710 --> 00:56:59,544
It always makes me cry to think about it.

1188
00:56:59,629 --> 00:57:02,088
Oh, there, there, now.
You'll have another chance.

1189
00:57:02,173 --> 00:57:05,300
Come on, I'd be surprised
if all you ladies weren't married soon.

1190
00:57:05,384 --> 00:57:06,885
Especially by the way you dress.

1191
00:57:06,928 --> 00:57:08,929
It's so seductive to a man.

1192
00:57:09,013 --> 00:57:10,889
Do you like these stockings, Tom?

1193
00:57:10,932 --> 00:57:13,558
Oh, they're just divine.

1194
00:57:14,393 --> 00:57:16,353
What kind of a club is this, anyhow?

1195
00:57:17,104 --> 00:57:19,064
God, Tom, you're a scream.

1196
00:57:19,148 --> 00:57:20,857
He's terribly sweet.

1197
00:57:20,900 --> 00:57:23,985
He is. I wouldn't mind doing him for nothing.

1198
00:57:24,070 --> 00:57:26,154
Me neither, plus he's cute.

1199
00:57:26,239 --> 00:57:27,489
Okay, you can count me in.

1200
00:57:27,573 --> 00:57:29,741
Come on, Tom,
we're going to take you into the bedroom

1201
00:57:29,826 --> 00:57:32,118
and give you an experience
you'll never forget.

1202
00:57:32,203 --> 00:57:33,495
- And it's on us.
- Oh.

1203
00:57:33,579 --> 00:57:35,080
I came here for a new experience.

1204
00:57:35,122 --> 00:57:37,958
Well, now you're going
to get a champion roll in the hay.

1205
00:57:38,042 --> 00:57:39,167
What? There's hay in the bedroom?

1206
00:57:39,252 --> 00:57:42,671
You ever
been to a brothel before?

1207
00:57:42,755 --> 00:57:45,924
- What's a brothel?
- You must be kidding.

1208
00:57:45,967 --> 00:57:50,428
- A brothel, a bordello, a whore house.
- I'm not following.

1209
00:57:50,513 --> 00:57:54,266
We go to bed with you
and make love and you pay us.

1210
00:57:54,350 --> 00:57:58,144
Only because you're so sweet,
we want to treat you to a party.

1211
00:58:00,523 --> 00:58:02,023
- Really?
- Uh-huh.

1212
00:58:03,609 --> 00:58:06,194
Boy, this doesn't
ring a bell with anything I know.

1213
00:58:06,279 --> 00:58:11,449
Oh, come on, buddy.
You know about making love, don't you?

1214
00:58:11,534 --> 00:58:13,076
I can't make love with you.

1215
00:58:13,119 --> 00:58:14,536
Don't tell me you don't like women.

1216
00:58:14,620 --> 00:58:16,788
Or you were wounded in the war.

1217
00:58:16,873 --> 00:58:19,332
No, no, I'm in love with someone else.

1218
00:58:19,417 --> 00:58:22,544
We're not talking about in love,
we're talking about making love.

1219
00:58:22,628 --> 00:58:26,089
- But, I love Cecilia.
- Well, so what? Marry Cecilia.

1220
00:58:26,132 --> 00:58:27,632
This is just for fun.

1221
00:58:27,675 --> 00:58:29,551
Oh, I couldn't do that, Emma.

1222
00:58:29,635 --> 00:58:31,845
Ladies, my, my gracious!

1223
00:58:31,929 --> 00:58:35,390
Nah, uh, look, don't think I'm
not appreciative of your offer.

1224
00:58:35,474 --> 00:58:37,684
Though, I must say,
the concept is totally new to me.

1225
00:58:37,768 --> 00:58:42,439
But, I'm just... I'm hopelessly
head over heels in love with Cecilia.

1226
00:58:42,481 --> 00:58:43,982
She is all I want.

1227
00:58:44,025 --> 00:58:46,776
My devotion is to her, my loyalties.

1228
00:58:47,612 --> 00:58:50,447
Every breath
she takes makes my heart dance.

1229
00:58:51,324 --> 00:58:53,241
This guy just kills me.

1230
00:58:54,160 --> 00:58:56,494
Are there any other guys like you out there?

1231
00:58:58,122 --> 00:58:59,915
Lawson's Music Store.

1232
00:58:59,999 --> 00:59:02,500
This store has been here since I was a kid.

1233
00:59:02,543 --> 00:59:05,003
Yeah. I wish I could play an instrument.

1234
00:59:05,087 --> 00:59:09,507
That's my other ambition in life,
is to be a great classical violinist.

1235
00:59:09,592 --> 00:59:12,135
Thousands cheering me night after night.

1236
00:59:12,178 --> 00:59:13,762
I can play the ukulele.

1237
00:59:13,846 --> 00:59:15,680
- You can?
- Uh-huh. My father taught me

1238
00:59:15,723 --> 00:59:17,474
before he ran away.

1239
00:59:21,020 --> 00:59:23,855
I'm Alabamy bound

1240
00:59:23,898 --> 00:59:27,859
There'll be no heebie jeebies hanging 'round

1241
00:59:27,944 --> 00:59:31,613
Just gave the meanest ticket man on earth

1242
00:59:31,697 --> 00:59:33,782
All I'm worth

1243
00:59:33,866 --> 00:59:37,035
To put my tootsies in an upper berth

1244
00:59:37,078 --> 00:59:39,037
Just hear that choo-choo sound

1245
00:59:39,121 --> 00:59:40,205
Whoo-hoo!

1246
00:59:40,247 --> 00:59:44,042
I know that soon we're gonna cover ground

1247
00:59:44,085 --> 00:59:47,712
And then I'll holler
'cause the world will know

1248
00:59:47,755 --> 00:59:49,214
Here I go

1249
00:59:50,383 --> 00:59:53,385
I'm Alabamy bound

1250
00:59:53,469 --> 00:59:54,552
Whoa.

1251
00:59:54,637 --> 00:59:57,472
I'm Alabamy bound

1252
00:59:57,556 --> 00:59:59,182
That was just wonderful.

1253
00:59:59,225 --> 01:00:00,350
- Oh.
- That's wonderful.

1254
01:00:00,393 --> 01:00:02,185
- Oh, thanks.
- Oh, I was never... It's like a dream.

1255
01:00:03,354 --> 01:00:04,354
Oh, listen.

1256
01:00:04,397 --> 01:00:05,480
I love my baby...

1257
01:00:05,564 --> 01:00:07,732
My baby loves me

1258
01:00:07,817 --> 01:00:11,736
I don't know nobody as happy as we

1259
01:00:12,571 --> 01:00:14,322
She's only 20

1260
01:00:14,407 --> 01:00:15,949
And I'm 21

1261
01:00:17,368 --> 01:00:19,077
We never worry

1262
01:00:19,120 --> 01:00:21,037
We're just having fun

1263
01:00:22,081 --> 01:00:24,165
Sometimes we quarrel

1264
01:00:24,834 --> 01:00:26,710
And maybe we fight

1265
01:00:27,420 --> 01:00:31,548
But then we make up the following night

1266
01:00:32,633 --> 01:00:34,467
When we're together

1267
01:00:34,552 --> 01:00:36,594
We're great company

1268
01:00:36,637 --> 01:00:39,222
I love my baby

1269
01:00:39,265 --> 01:00:41,266
And my baby loves me

1270
01:00:43,602 --> 01:00:45,645
- That was wonderful. Oh, you...
- Aw, that was, you know...

1271
01:00:46,772 --> 01:00:48,523
Well, oh, after
the Lindbergh movie you should do...

1272
01:00:48,607 --> 01:00:50,567
- The phone.
...a musical, really.

1273
01:00:50,609 --> 01:00:52,402
Do you think...
You know, I did a one-bit in one once.

1274
01:00:52,445 --> 01:00:54,320
I know, I saw Dancing Doughboys, sure.

1275
01:00:54,405 --> 01:00:55,739
Dancing Doughboys?

1276
01:00:55,781 --> 01:00:57,032
- You remembered.
- Yeah, that was great.

1277
01:00:57,116 --> 01:00:59,576
I remember you turned
to Ina Beasley and you said,

1278
01:00:59,618 --> 01:01:02,120
"I won't be going south
with you this winter."

1279
01:01:02,163 --> 01:01:03,788
That's exact... Right, right!

1280
01:01:03,831 --> 01:01:07,167
"I won't be going south
with you this winter. We have a little, uh,

1281
01:01:07,251 --> 01:01:09,294
"score to settle
on the other side of the Atlantic."

1282
01:01:09,378 --> 01:01:12,005
"Does this mean
I won't be seeing you ever again?"

1283
01:01:12,089 --> 01:01:14,174
"Well, ever is a long time."

1284
01:01:14,258 --> 01:01:16,634
"When you leave, don't look back."

1285
01:01:17,219 --> 01:01:19,387
You remember that...
You remember it perfectly.

1286
01:01:19,472 --> 01:01:23,725
And then... And then
I took her in my arms, and I kissed her,

1287
01:01:23,809 --> 01:01:26,144
knowing it was for the last time.

1288
01:01:29,065 --> 01:01:31,608
God, you're beautiful, Cecilia.

1289
01:01:31,650 --> 01:01:34,110
Was it fun? Kissing Ina Beasley?

1290
01:01:34,153 --> 01:01:35,779
Oh, it was just, you know, it's a movie kiss.

1291
01:01:35,821 --> 01:01:37,280
You know,
we professionals, we can put that...

1292
01:01:37,323 --> 01:01:38,990
That stuff on just like that.

1293
01:01:39,075 --> 01:01:41,201
It looked like you loved her.

1294
01:01:51,378 --> 01:01:53,505
Oh, my goodness!

1295
01:01:54,924 --> 01:01:56,299
Feel my heart.

1296
01:01:56,342 --> 01:01:58,134
Uh, I... I...

1297
01:01:58,177 --> 01:02:01,179
I have to... I should...
Thank you so much for the ukulele.

1298
01:02:01,263 --> 01:02:03,014
Oh, well, don't be offended.
I didn't mean to...

1299
01:02:03,099 --> 01:02:06,476
Oh, no. I'm not offended.
I'm just, uh... I'm confused.

1300
01:02:07,103 --> 01:02:09,813
I'm married.
I just met a wonderful new man.

1301
01:02:09,855 --> 01:02:11,856
He's fictional, but you can't have everything.

1302
01:02:11,941 --> 01:02:13,691
Look, can I see you later?

1303
01:02:13,776 --> 01:02:15,735
No, no. I'm meeting Tom.

1304
01:02:17,530 --> 01:02:19,572
My own creation plagues me.

1305
01:02:20,699 --> 01:02:22,784
- Anything happening out there?
- Not a thing.

1306
01:02:22,868 --> 01:02:24,536
Life is amazing, isn't it?

1307
01:02:24,578 --> 01:02:26,538
One little minor
character takes some action...

1308
01:02:26,622 --> 01:02:27,664
Minor?

1309
01:02:27,706 --> 01:02:29,165
...and the whole world
is turned upside down.

1310
01:02:29,208 --> 01:02:30,458
What if he never comes back?

1311
01:02:30,543 --> 01:02:32,544
We just drift until they shut the projector.

1312
01:02:32,628 --> 01:02:33,670
- Will you shut up?
- Now calm down, calm down.

1313
01:02:33,712 --> 01:02:34,754
And stop that!

1314
01:02:34,839 --> 01:02:36,381
- He'll be back. I feel it.
- Was she always like that?

1315
01:02:36,423 --> 01:02:37,549
I don't want to sit around and wait.

1316
01:02:37,633 --> 01:02:39,384
- That's exactly what they want.
- Who?

1317
01:02:39,468 --> 01:02:41,261
- The bosses.
- Oh.

1318
01:02:41,345 --> 01:02:42,887
Look at us!

1319
01:02:42,972 --> 01:02:46,015
Sitting around,
slave to some stupid scenario.

1320
01:02:46,058 --> 01:02:50,270
Meanwhile, the fat cats in Hollywood
are getting rich on our work!

1321
01:02:50,354 --> 01:02:53,731
- Stop it!
- Studio heads, writers, movie stars!

1322
01:02:53,774 --> 01:02:56,025
Uh, but we're the ones who sweat!

1323
01:02:56,068 --> 01:02:58,194
We're the characters
on the screen, not them.

1324
01:02:58,237 --> 01:02:59,279
You're a Red!

1325
01:02:59,363 --> 01:03:00,947
I say unite, brothers,

1326
01:03:01,031 --> 01:03:02,824
unite and take action!

1327
01:03:02,908 --> 01:03:04,784
Why don't you shut up and sit down?

1328
01:03:04,869 --> 01:03:06,661
- What possible action...
- Wait a minute! Wait a minute!

1329
01:03:06,745 --> 01:03:07,745
Shut up, will you?

1330
01:03:07,830 --> 01:03:09,622
What if all this
is merely a matter of semantics?

1331
01:03:09,707 --> 01:03:11,040
How can it be semantics?

1332
01:03:11,083 --> 01:03:13,918
Well, wait a minute.
Let's just re-adjust our definitions.

1333
01:03:13,961 --> 01:03:16,171
Let's redefine ourselves as the real world,

1334
01:03:16,255 --> 01:03:18,882
and them as the
world of illusion and shadow.

1335
01:03:18,924 --> 01:03:21,926
You see, we're reality, they're a dream.

1336
01:03:22,761 --> 01:03:24,095
You better calm down.

1337
01:03:24,138 --> 01:03:27,307
You've been up on the screen,
flickering too long.

1338
01:03:29,768 --> 01:03:30,935
- It's confirmed.
- It is?

1339
01:03:31,020 --> 01:03:32,270
I was afraid this might happen.

1340
01:03:32,313 --> 01:03:33,354
The Tom Baxter character

1341
01:03:33,439 --> 01:03:34,939
tried to leave the screen in four theaters.

1342
01:03:35,024 --> 01:03:38,902
St. Louis, Chicago, Denver and Detroit,
and he almost made it in Detroit.

1343
01:03:38,944 --> 01:03:41,154
- It looks bad.
- The movie houses in those towns

1344
01:03:41,238 --> 01:03:42,488
are in a state of pandemonium.

1345
01:03:42,573 --> 01:03:43,907
There's no way to keep the lid on it.

1346
01:03:43,949 --> 01:03:45,825
I see lawsuits, hundreds of lawsuits!

1347
01:03:45,910 --> 01:03:47,619
We better pull the picture out of release.

1348
01:03:47,661 --> 01:03:49,954
- What, in those towns?
- No, everywhere.

1349
01:03:49,997 --> 01:03:51,998
Something's obviously
gone very wrong here,

1350
01:03:52,082 --> 01:03:56,211
and the best course of action
is to shut down, take our losses

1351
01:03:56,295 --> 01:03:59,214
and get out of this mess
before it really gets out of hand.

1352
01:03:59,298 --> 01:04:01,132
Sure, can you
imagine hundreds of Tom Baxters

1353
01:04:01,217 --> 01:04:02,342
flying around wild?

1354
01:04:02,426 --> 01:04:05,136
Right, and you
responsible for every one of them.

1355
01:04:05,179 --> 01:04:08,598
Well, the best thing to do is to quit
while there's only one of them out there.

1356
01:04:08,641 --> 01:04:09,849
But what do we do about him?

1357
01:04:09,934 --> 01:04:11,601
We've got to get him back in the picture.

1358
01:04:11,644 --> 01:04:14,354
Then we turn off the projector,
and burn the prints.

1359
01:04:14,438 --> 01:04:15,521
And the negative.

1360
01:04:15,606 --> 01:04:18,316
What a shame. It was such a good picture.

1361
01:04:18,943 --> 01:04:20,401
I missed you. You're late.

1362
01:04:20,486 --> 01:04:23,529
I'm sorry,
I just... I came as quickly as I could.

1363
01:04:23,614 --> 01:04:26,491
- I love you.
- Oh! Oh, thank you.

1364
01:04:27,243 --> 01:04:30,411
Tom, my feelings are so jumbled.

1365
01:04:30,496 --> 01:04:32,914
Oh, I know, I know.
You're married, and you're old-fashioned,

1366
01:04:32,998 --> 01:04:34,374
and I'm a whole new idea.

1367
01:04:34,458 --> 01:04:37,001
But the truth is you're unhappily married.

1368
01:04:37,044 --> 01:04:38,753
And I'm gonna take you away from all this.

1369
01:04:38,837 --> 01:04:40,922
Yeah, I know you love me.

1370
01:04:41,006 --> 01:04:43,883
Cecilia, I do love you.
Don't you share my feelings?

1371
01:04:43,968 --> 01:04:45,843
Well, I... That's just it.

1372
01:04:45,928 --> 01:04:49,222
You're some
kind of phantom.

1373
01:04:49,306 --> 01:04:52,517
Look, I don't want
to talk any more about what's real

1374
01:04:52,601 --> 01:04:55,895
and what's illusion. Life's too short
to spend time thinking about life.

1375
01:04:55,980 --> 01:04:58,064
- Let's just live it.
- Live it how?

1376
01:04:58,148 --> 01:05:00,024
Well, we'll begin with dinner.

1377
01:05:00,109 --> 01:05:02,735
Oh, well, listen.
No, I've only got a few dollars.

1378
01:05:02,820 --> 01:05:04,028
Well, we're not gonna use your money.

1379
01:05:04,113 --> 01:05:05,363
Well, that's all we have!

1380
01:05:05,406 --> 01:05:06,990
Unless you've done something.

1381
01:05:07,032 --> 01:05:09,659
Well, say no more.
The moon will be full, the stars will be out,

1382
01:05:09,702 --> 01:05:10,827
and we're going stepping.

1383
01:05:10,869 --> 01:05:13,288
- But we're broke.
- Leave that to me.

1384
01:05:39,815 --> 01:05:42,608
It's him! Tom, you're back!

1385
01:05:42,693 --> 01:05:45,069
I want you to meet my fiancée, Cecilia.

1386
01:05:45,112 --> 01:05:46,612
This... Oh, well, you know all these people.

1387
01:05:46,697 --> 01:05:48,406
It's not possible!

1388
01:05:48,449 --> 01:05:50,241
I'm in the world of the possible.

1389
01:05:50,326 --> 01:05:53,411
Yeah? Well, you better get back
in the story, you little weasel!

1390
01:05:53,454 --> 01:05:55,371
Ah! You anticipate me.

1391
01:05:57,207 --> 01:05:58,958
- Follow me!
- Saints preserve us.

1392
01:05:59,043 --> 01:06:00,043
Trust me.

1393
01:06:00,085 --> 01:06:01,919
He just comes and goes
like he pleases.

1394
01:06:01,962 --> 01:06:03,338
Come on.

1395
01:06:03,422 --> 01:06:05,381
- Where am I?
- But she can't be in here.

1396
01:06:05,424 --> 01:06:06,883
- Why not?
- Come on.

1397
01:06:06,925 --> 01:06:08,509
- I feel so light!
- Cecilia, my money is good up here.

1398
01:06:08,594 --> 01:06:10,178
- You've got too much money.
- Like I'm floating on air!

1399
01:06:10,262 --> 01:06:11,471
But it'll upset the balance.

1400
01:06:11,555 --> 01:06:13,264
- It sure does.
- What's the difference? He's back, isn't he?

1401
01:06:13,349 --> 01:06:14,432
I told you he'd be back.

1402
01:06:14,475 --> 01:06:16,142
Can we get on with the plot now?

1403
01:06:16,226 --> 01:06:17,769
How can we with her here?

1404
01:06:17,811 --> 01:06:20,271
But she's here with me,
and I'll sock any man in the jaw

1405
01:06:20,314 --> 01:06:21,397
who makes her feel unwanted.

1406
01:06:21,440 --> 01:06:24,067
- Well, it's about time you got back here!
- Right!

1407
01:06:24,109 --> 01:06:26,235
Now we finally go to the Copacabana.

1408
01:06:26,278 --> 01:06:27,904
None of us have eaten in ages.

1409
01:06:27,946 --> 01:06:29,364
Good, I'm bringing a guest.

1410
01:06:29,448 --> 01:06:31,908
Well, won't Kitty Haynes be surprised.

1411
01:06:36,121 --> 01:06:38,873
- Table for seven, please, Arturo.
- Yes, sir.

1412
01:06:39,583 --> 01:06:41,042
- Seven?
- Seven.

1413
01:06:41,126 --> 01:06:43,628
That's impossible. It's always six.

1414
01:06:43,670 --> 01:06:45,546
We have an extra.

1415
01:06:45,631 --> 01:06:47,131
Seven, Arturo.

1416
01:06:48,801 --> 01:06:50,176
This person?

1417
01:06:53,097 --> 01:06:56,724
So let's not speak of love sublime

1418
01:06:56,809 --> 01:07:01,229
Because time brings on a breakup

1419
01:07:03,440 --> 01:07:08,736
There'll be no tears
and no emotional scenes

1420
01:07:08,821 --> 01:07:11,823
To spoil my makeup

1421
01:07:13,784 --> 01:07:16,494
And when the end comes

1422
01:07:16,537 --> 01:07:18,663
I'll take up the slack

1423
01:07:18,705 --> 01:07:20,081
Would you like some more champagne?

1424
01:07:20,165 --> 01:07:21,916
Oh, thank you.

1425
01:07:22,000 --> 01:07:24,085
Listen, Tom,
I don't know what they're charging you,

1426
01:07:24,169 --> 01:07:27,046
but those champagne
bottles are filled with ginger ale.

1427
01:07:27,131 --> 01:07:28,881
- That's the movies, kid!
- Shh.

1428
01:07:28,966 --> 01:07:31,801
Oh, I don't care. I love every minute of it.

1429
01:07:35,180 --> 01:07:40,184
Every Sunday, Monday

1430
01:07:40,227 --> 01:07:47,024
One day at a time

1431
01:07:49,695 --> 01:07:54,157
Let's take it one day at a time

1432
01:07:57,035 --> 01:07:58,494
Let's take it

1433
01:07:58,537 --> 01:08:05,543
One day at a time

1434
01:08:09,465 --> 01:08:11,340
Bravo! Bravo!

1435
01:08:16,847 --> 01:08:19,182
Thank you, thank you.

1436
01:08:19,600 --> 01:08:22,894
- Who are you?
- Oh, no, I'm... I just... I came with Tom.

1437
01:08:22,978 --> 01:08:24,896
You sing so beautifully.

1438
01:08:26,398 --> 01:08:27,815
What the hell is this?

1439
01:08:27,900 --> 01:08:29,484
We're supposed to meet and marry.

1440
01:08:29,568 --> 01:08:31,652
- Who's the skirt?
- My fiancée.

1441
01:08:31,737 --> 01:08:32,904
- What?
- Oh, no, wait...

1442
01:08:32,988 --> 01:08:34,697
- He met her in New Jersey.
- What is this?

1443
01:08:34,740 --> 01:08:36,407
Kitty, she's real.

1444
01:08:41,538 --> 01:08:42,788
Kitty!

1445
01:08:42,873 --> 01:08:45,208
Quick! Pour... Pour ginger ale on her!

1446
01:08:45,250 --> 01:08:46,501
What's all the fuss about?

1447
01:08:46,585 --> 01:08:48,294
Uh, nothing, nothing, Arturo.

1448
01:08:48,378 --> 01:08:50,838
- We were just leaving. Come on. Let's go.
- Leaving? Leaving where?

1449
01:08:50,923 --> 01:08:52,423
Hey, I'm all mixed up!

1450
01:08:52,508 --> 01:08:54,091
I'm gonna show Cecilia the town.

1451
01:08:54,176 --> 01:08:56,385
Are we just chucking out the plot, sir?

1452
01:08:56,428 --> 01:08:58,930
Exactly. It's every man for himself!

1453
01:08:59,806 --> 01:09:01,641
Then I don't have to seat people anymore.

1454
01:09:01,725 --> 01:09:03,851
I can do what it is I've always wanted to do.

1455
01:09:03,936 --> 01:09:05,019
What's that?

1456
01:09:05,103 --> 01:09:06,103
Hit it, boys!

1457
01:10:20,512 --> 01:10:23,055
I had such a wonderful time.

1458
01:10:23,140 --> 01:10:24,473
Me, too.

1459
01:10:25,142 --> 01:10:26,517
Where are all the others?

1460
01:10:26,602 --> 01:10:30,479
Oh, I don't know.
Well, probably just still dancing away.

1461
01:10:31,732 --> 01:10:34,734
Why? Does it matter?
I wanted to get you alone.

1462
01:10:34,818 --> 01:10:36,694
It's so beautiful here.

1463
01:10:38,947 --> 01:10:41,532
Oh! The white telephone.

1464
01:10:41,575 --> 01:10:42,700
Oh...

1465
01:10:43,869 --> 01:10:46,537
I've dreamed of having a white telephone.

1466
01:10:46,622 --> 01:10:48,664
Your dreams are my dreams.

1467
01:10:48,707 --> 01:10:50,124
My whole life, I've wondered

1468
01:10:50,208 --> 01:10:52,835
what it would be like
to be this side of the screen.

1469
01:10:52,878 --> 01:10:55,463
You see that city out there waking up?

1470
01:10:55,547 --> 01:10:57,965
That's yours for the asking.

1471
01:10:58,050 --> 01:11:00,051
My heart's beating so fast!

1472
01:11:06,683 --> 01:11:08,267
Cecilia!

1473
01:11:09,436 --> 01:11:12,063
Gil! What are you doing here?

1474
01:11:12,147 --> 01:11:13,898
Well, I... I came in here to think.

1475
01:11:13,982 --> 01:11:15,399
What are you doing here?

1476
01:11:15,484 --> 01:11:18,027
I took her on a date, all right?

1477
01:11:18,070 --> 01:11:19,695
Now, can't you just leave us alone?

1478
01:11:19,738 --> 01:11:21,864
No, I can't leave her alone.

1479
01:11:22,658 --> 01:11:24,033
I'm jealous.

1480
01:11:24,076 --> 01:11:25,618
You're jealous?

1481
01:11:25,702 --> 01:11:26,702
Well, what do you want me to say?

1482
01:11:26,745 --> 01:11:29,413
I can't get Cecilia out of my mind.

1483
01:11:29,456 --> 01:11:31,248
Gil, do you mean that?

1484
01:11:31,291 --> 01:11:34,960
Oh, for God's sake,
would you go back to Hollywood? Please.

1485
01:11:35,045 --> 01:11:37,672
Look, I'm embarrassed to admit it, Cecilia.

1486
01:11:38,173 --> 01:11:40,383
You know, you said I had a magical glow?

1487
01:11:40,425 --> 01:11:43,594
But that's you, you're the one that has one.

1488
01:11:43,637 --> 01:11:47,390
And even though we've just met,
I know that this is the real thing.

1489
01:11:47,432 --> 01:11:50,434
You can't be in love with Cecilia.
She's in love with me.

1490
01:11:50,519 --> 01:11:52,770
I'll tell you what, why don't you
turn around and re-enter the film?

1491
01:11:52,854 --> 01:11:54,105
I'm never going back!

1492
01:11:54,147 --> 01:11:56,107
I can't believe it, they're at it again.

1493
01:11:56,191 --> 01:11:58,442
Tom, will you get back up here?

1494
01:11:58,485 --> 01:12:00,611
See, there you go, Tom.
You're ruining everything.

1495
01:12:00,654 --> 01:12:02,196
You are!
You're the one who's ruining everything.

1496
01:12:02,280 --> 01:12:03,864
You know, if it wasn't for me,
there wouldn't be any you!

1497
01:12:03,949 --> 01:12:05,491
Don't be so sure! I could've been played

1498
01:12:05,575 --> 01:12:07,410
by Fredric March or Leslie Howard!

1499
01:12:07,452 --> 01:12:11,205
You're wrong. The part's
too insignificant to attract a major star.

1500
01:12:11,289 --> 01:12:13,749
- Insignificant!
- Like hell it is! What are you talking about?

1501
01:12:13,792 --> 01:12:15,251
Minor character?
I am not a minor character!

1502
01:12:15,293 --> 01:12:16,419
What do you mean, a minor character?

1503
01:12:16,461 --> 01:12:17,712
Jeez!

1504
01:12:17,796 --> 01:12:20,131
You know, I haven't
been able to think of anything since we met.

1505
01:12:20,215 --> 01:12:23,968
I just, I have to have some time with you
to show you what real life can be like

1506
01:12:24,010 --> 01:12:26,762
if two people really care for each other.

1507
01:12:27,931 --> 01:12:29,557
Last week, I was unloved.

1508
01:12:29,641 --> 01:12:33,978
Now, two people love me,
and it's the same two people.

1509
01:12:34,062 --> 01:12:36,147
Go with the real guy, honey. We're limited.

1510
01:12:36,189 --> 01:12:38,357
Go with Tom. He's got no flaws.

1511
01:12:38,442 --> 01:12:40,818
Go with somebody, child,
'cause I's getting bored.

1512
01:12:41,278 --> 01:12:43,612
She's gonna marry me.
You're just... You're wasting your time.

1513
01:12:43,655 --> 01:12:45,698
Will you get back on the screen?

1514
01:12:45,782 --> 01:12:48,033
I'm trying to tell Cecilia I'm in love with her.

1515
01:12:48,118 --> 01:12:51,495
I love you.
I'm honest, dependable, courageous,

1516
01:12:51,580 --> 01:12:53,581
romantic and a great kisser.

1517
01:12:53,665 --> 01:12:54,749
And I'm real!

1518
01:12:54,833 --> 01:12:56,500
Let's go, Cecilia!

1519
01:12:56,585 --> 01:12:59,128
Choose one of them
so we can settle this thing.

1520
01:12:59,171 --> 01:13:02,173
The most human of all attributes
is your ability to choose.

1521
01:13:02,215 --> 01:13:03,632
Well, wait a minute. Wait a minute.

1522
01:13:03,675 --> 01:13:06,177
If she chooses Tom,
how are we gonna end the story?

1523
01:13:06,219 --> 01:13:07,636
We'll be stuck here forever.

1524
01:13:07,679 --> 01:13:10,181
Father Donnelly can
marry us right here in the movie house.

1525
01:13:10,265 --> 01:13:11,515
No, that won't stand up in court.

1526
01:13:11,558 --> 01:13:12,850
The priest has to be human.

1527
01:13:12,934 --> 01:13:15,436
The Bible never says
a priest can't be on film!

1528
01:13:15,520 --> 01:13:17,897
No, uh, I'm already married!

1529
01:13:17,981 --> 01:13:19,774
Come away with me to Hollywood.

1530
01:13:19,858 --> 01:13:22,109
- Just like that?
- Just like that.

1531
01:13:22,194 --> 01:13:24,361
Do something impulsive
for once in your life.

1532
01:13:24,404 --> 01:13:28,783
I mean, just throw your stuff in a valise
and come away with me. Really.

1533
01:13:28,867 --> 01:13:30,367
And don't forget that ukulele.

1534
01:13:30,535 --> 01:13:32,036
What ukulele?

1535
01:13:32,078 --> 01:13:33,621
Look, I love you.

1536
01:13:33,705 --> 01:13:37,708
I know that only happens in movies,
but I do.

1537
01:13:42,714 --> 01:13:43,798
Tom?

1538
01:13:45,509 --> 01:13:47,593
Cecilia, you're throwing away perfection.

1539
01:13:47,677 --> 01:13:50,179
Don't tell her that! We need Tom back!

1540
01:13:50,222 --> 01:13:51,806
It's so romantic.

1541
01:13:51,890 --> 01:13:53,140
Oh, women!

1542
01:13:56,102 --> 01:13:59,230
Well, I'm crushed, I'm devastated. It's...

1543
01:14:01,149 --> 01:14:03,150
Tom, try to understand.

1544
01:14:04,569 --> 01:14:05,986
You'll be fine.

1545
01:14:06,071 --> 01:14:09,657
In your world, things have a way
of always working out right.

1546
01:14:09,741 --> 01:14:11,367
See, I'm a real person.

1547
01:14:11,409 --> 01:14:16,664
No matter how tempted I am,
I have to choose the real world.

1548
01:14:17,916 --> 01:14:20,251
I loved every minute with you.

1549
01:14:21,503 --> 01:14:24,421
And I'll never forget our night on the town.

1550
01:14:28,218 --> 01:14:29,426
Goodbye.

1551
01:14:41,398 --> 01:14:44,942
Well, you're better off with us,
old sport, you really are.

1552
01:14:45,026 --> 01:14:47,278
Can we get on
with The Purple Rose of Cairo, please?

1553
01:14:47,320 --> 01:14:49,530
If anyone wants me,
I'll be in reel six.

1554
01:14:49,614 --> 01:14:52,199
- Kitty's waiting for you.
- Lord have mercy!

1555
01:14:52,284 --> 01:14:55,286
What a day! What a day!

1556
01:15:26,526 --> 01:15:28,319
So, your explorer friend's okay?

1557
01:15:28,403 --> 01:15:30,112
I saw him walking around town with you.

1558
01:15:30,155 --> 01:15:33,240
Yeah, he's okay. No thanks to you.

1559
01:15:33,325 --> 01:15:34,491
I didn't mean to be so rough on him.

1560
01:15:34,576 --> 01:15:36,201
It's just that
I get jealous when it comes to you.

1561
01:15:36,286 --> 01:15:38,495
- Do you?
- Christ, you know I do.

1562
01:15:39,122 --> 01:15:40,581
I know I treat you rough. It's my way.

1563
01:15:40,665 --> 01:15:43,334
- It doesn't mean I don't feel for you.
- Oh.

1564
01:15:45,337 --> 01:15:47,338
- What are you doing?
- Leaving.

1565
01:15:47,380 --> 01:15:49,548
- Here we go again.
- You don't feel for me, Monk.

1566
01:15:49,633 --> 01:15:51,133
All you feel for is yourself!

1567
01:15:51,176 --> 01:15:54,887
Your beer, your card games, your women!

1568
01:15:54,971 --> 01:15:57,181
Okay, I'm gonna turn over a new leaf.

1569
01:15:57,265 --> 01:15:59,683
- No, I'm not kidding...
- It's too late, Monk. It's too late, I'm going.

1570
01:15:59,726 --> 01:16:01,518
I should have left a long time ago.

1571
01:16:01,603 --> 01:16:04,021
I would have,
except I was scared of being alone.

1572
01:16:04,105 --> 01:16:05,272
So what now?

1573
01:16:05,357 --> 01:16:07,691
You found some chump
who's filling your head with big ideas?

1574
01:16:07,734 --> 01:16:10,277
No, no, I got a chance to change my life.

1575
01:16:10,362 --> 01:16:12,363
- I'm moving to Hollywood.
- All right, now listen, Cecilia,

1576
01:16:12,405 --> 01:16:15,032
I said I was sorry
about being rough with your friend,

1577
01:16:15,075 --> 01:16:16,116
but let's shape up!

1578
01:16:16,201 --> 01:16:17,785
- It's too late, Monk!
- Look, like hell it...

1579
01:16:17,869 --> 01:16:19,203
I said like hell it is!

1580
01:16:19,287 --> 01:16:21,705
And don't be giving me
that big-headed stuff, you hear?

1581
01:16:21,748 --> 01:16:23,290
Because I'm the guy
that can slap you down!

1582
01:16:23,375 --> 01:16:24,458
Go ahead and hit me, Monk!

1583
01:16:24,542 --> 01:16:26,293
Just go ahead and hit me!

1584
01:16:26,378 --> 01:16:27,753
- I'm leaving anyway!
- Yeah, well,

1585
01:16:27,837 --> 01:16:29,713
this never would have happened
if you didn't meet that guy.

1586
01:16:29,798 --> 01:16:31,757
That's probably right,
and we would have just gone on

1587
01:16:31,841 --> 01:16:34,969
the same way till we were too old
to even hope for something better.

1588
01:16:35,053 --> 01:16:38,472
But I did meet him!
I did meet him, and I have feelings for him!

1589
01:16:38,556 --> 01:16:41,225
- And he has for me!
- What about me?

1590
01:16:42,102 --> 01:16:44,895
I still care for you, Monk,
if you can believe that.

1591
01:16:44,980 --> 01:16:47,773
But out of the blue,
for the first time in my life,

1592
01:16:47,857 --> 01:16:48,899
somebody's in love with me!

1593
01:16:48,942 --> 01:16:51,402
No, but you just met each other.

1594
01:16:51,444 --> 01:16:55,114
Love at first sight
doesn't only happen just in the movies.

1595
01:16:55,198 --> 01:16:56,448
Hey, Cecilia, don't go.

1596
01:16:56,533 --> 01:16:58,409
You hear me?
I said don't go! Now wait a minute.

1597
01:16:58,493 --> 01:17:00,995
- Don't! I said... I said don't go!
- So long, Monk.

1598
01:17:01,079 --> 01:17:03,122
- You stay here, you hear?
- You take care of yourself.

1599
01:17:03,206 --> 01:17:06,166
Oh, yeah? All right, well, go, go!
See if I care.

1600
01:17:06,251 --> 01:17:07,543
Go, see what it is out there!

1601
01:17:07,585 --> 01:17:10,671
It ain't the movies! It's real life!

1602
01:17:10,755 --> 01:17:12,589
It's real life, and you'll be back!

1603
01:17:12,674 --> 01:17:15,092
You mark my words! You'll be back!

1604
01:17:41,786 --> 01:17:43,287
Cecilia, what are you doing here?

1605
01:17:43,371 --> 01:17:46,248
- Meeting Gil Shepherd.
- They all gone.

1606
01:17:46,291 --> 01:17:47,583
They...

1607
01:17:47,625 --> 01:17:49,293
What do... What do you mean?

1608
01:17:49,377 --> 01:17:51,462
Went back to Hollywood.

1609
01:17:51,546 --> 01:17:52,838
Gil, too?

1610
01:17:52,922 --> 01:17:54,798
Mr. Shepherd, yeah.

1611
01:17:54,841 --> 01:17:57,968
As soon as Tom Baxter
went back up on the movie screen,

1612
01:17:58,053 --> 01:17:59,678
he couldn't wait to get out of here.

1613
01:17:59,763 --> 01:18:02,639
He said this was a close call for his career.

1614
01:18:03,391 --> 01:18:06,185
I think he's gonna play Charles Lindbergh.

1615
01:18:13,651 --> 01:18:14,735
Don't forget, Cecilia,

1616
01:18:14,819 --> 01:18:17,654
Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers start today.

1617
01:18:45,517 --> 01:18:49,353
Heaven, I'm in heaven

1618
01:18:51,022 --> 01:18:57,277
And my heart beats
so that I can hardly speak

1619
01:18:57,362 --> 01:19:02,950
And I seem to find the happiness I seek

1620
01:19:03,743 --> 01:19:09,873
When we're out together
dancing cheek to cheek

1621
01:19:10,834 --> 01:19:15,045
Heaven, I'm in heaven

1622
01:19:16,381 --> 01:19:22,219
And the cares that hung
around me through the week

1623
01:19:22,720 --> 01:19:27,558
Seem to vanish like a gambler's lucky streak

1624
01:19:29,060 --> 01:19:34,565
When we're out together
dancing cheek to cheek

1625
01:19:35,650 --> 01:19:38,735
Oh, I love to climb a mountain

1626
01:19:38,820 --> 01:19:41,947
And to reach the highest peak

1627
01:19:42,031 --> 01:19:45,576
But it doesn't thrill me half as much

1628
01:19:45,660 --> 01:19:49,371
As dancing cheek to cheek