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Jeannie?

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Honey, I'm home.

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JEANNIE: Hi, darling.

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Hi. What are you doing?

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I'm having a crisis.

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I don't know whether to mash these potatoes, French fry them,

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Lyonnaise them or hash brown them.

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Try stashing them. We are celebrating.

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Wonderful!

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What are we celebrating?

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Well, my good news.

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Oh, that is very sweet of you, master darling.

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But I already know you're retiring.

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Yeah...yeah, yeah.

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But, ahem, what you don't know is that, uh,

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General Hatten has asked me to backup Colonel Klapper

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as Shuttle Commander on next month's shoot.

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Sweetheart, it's gonna be a very special mission.

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This is a deep-space probe.

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It's gonna be a very exhilarating flight.

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As exhilarating as this?

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What'd you do this for?

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The celebration is over.

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You promised me that you were

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getting out of the space program.

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For the love of Haji,

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General Hatten is giving you a retirement party tomorrow.

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The party is still on.

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This is just one more mission.

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Oh, there will always be "just one more mission."

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We've been through this before.

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Tony, you have paid your dues.

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You have been on more missions than anybody else.

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The other astronauts are beginning to call you Pops!

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Those guys who are calling me Pops have got a lot less hair than I do.

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Ha!

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Now wait a minute.

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Can't we discuss this right side up?

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Oh.

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I have been stuck down here on Earth

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while you have been soaring through the heavens.

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I have not had a husband and T.J. has not had a father.

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Do you know what we have had?

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A visitor from outer space.

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Now wait a minute. I am just a backup to Colonel Klapper.

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I don't even go unless he falls out,

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and you know that never happens.

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We still wish you would tell him no.

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If you prefer, I will tell him for you.

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No, I don't want you to do that.

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I'm a do-it-yourself kind of guy.

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Can I have my martini back?

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Oh, thanks.

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Another olive, I had a light lunch.

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Where was I? Doing it yourself.

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Right.

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I like the fact that we are a normal family

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and that Tony Jr. is your average red-blooded American kid

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who doesn't know that his mother is a genie.

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So let's leave it that way, okay? Cheers.

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Have you forgotten that your average red-blooded American kid might have

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some green corpuscles running through his veins?

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T.J. a genie? Djinn.

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Djinn, genie, whatever.

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Look, I know he doesn't have your powers.

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You know, when T.J. blinks his eyes,

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I think it probably means he's got something in them.

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I mean, he shows absolutely no signs whatsoever...

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No sign of what?

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Uh, responsibility.

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You left your skateboard out in the driveway.

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Oh, he did not do that. I did it.

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You? What were you doing with T.J.'s skateboard?

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Well, I have to do something constructive with my day,

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while you are being sweet-talked into "just one more mission."

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Hey, Dad, I thought you were hanging it up.

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You know, turning off the old after-burner.

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Uh-huh, uh-huh. I thought so, too.

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Well. Okay.

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I mean, who wants to be a backup to Colonel Klapper.

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I'll tell the general he'll have to get somebody else.

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(EXCITEDLY) Oh!

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That's great, Dad.

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It means you and I are gonna be spending a lot more time together.

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Right.

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JEANNIE: I'll be right down, Scheherazade.

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Ew, what an animal!

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Ooh! (CHUCKLES)

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JEANNIE: I'm looking forward to this interview.

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I've been reading your magazine for years.

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Good girl, but she sure could use a decorator.

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Here are the scrapbooks of my husband's press clippings.

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There were more, but I dropped them.

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Uh, Mrs. Nelson, I just love your house.

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You know what it says to me?

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It says, "Here live two happy people."

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Oh, a house never lies.

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Of course we have had our ups and downs,

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as in any normal marriage.

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More tea?

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Did you say gin?

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Tea. Tea?

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Well, all right.

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It's not exactly a normal marriage

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between a mortal and a genie.

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And that is going to be the theme for my article

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for Genie's Home Journal.

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(LAUGHS) My memory's failing,

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so I'm gonna have to take notes.

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(MAGIC BOINGS)

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I think my power is failing, too.

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Oh.

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Well, at last.

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Oh, nothing works like it used to.

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Oh.

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Now, tell me everything.

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All the juicy details. Everything.

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Scheherazade...

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Oh, call me Scheher.

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Oh, Scheher.

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Scheher, I... I still cannot believe that you want to do

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a feature about Tony and me.

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I mean, after all, we have been married now for 15 years.

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But, sweetie, that's what makes you so newsworthy.

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Our genie readers are fed up with the one thousand and one stories

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on "How My Powers Made Me a Fortune in the Stock Market".

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And that same old questionnaire on

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"Are You Still Fit at 400?"

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Oh, but that is not easy.

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No.

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They wanna know what it's like being married to a mortal.

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A famous one at that.

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Ah.

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What is it like to be married to Tony.

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Well, you might say it has been one big blast-off.

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We moved from the Cape to Houston,

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and Tony remained an astronaut

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while I remained at home.

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(REPORTERS CLAMORING) Mrs. Nelson?

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Mrs. Nelson, how does it feel to have your husband orbiting the Earth?

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Well, naturally, I would like to be with him,

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but it makes him so nervous when I wave at him from outside the window.

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You wave at him from outside?

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Well, I would not dream of interfering inside the spacecraft.

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(LAUGHTER)

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ANNOUNCER: Major Tony Nelson is walking to the space shuttle,

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entering the elevator, getting ready for his fourth ride into space.

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JEANNIE: With Tony away so much, I was so lonely

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that I even welcomed a visit from my never-loving sister.

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Groovy. (CHUCKLES)

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But he sure could provide you with a better bottle.

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This is pretty tiny.

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Oh, no, it is quite comfortable.

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Oh, don't kid me, sis.

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You must be cramped in there.

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Oh, no. Truly.

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I will show you.

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See? It is most cozy.

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Glad you like it, darling.

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Because from now on, it's home sweet home.

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JEANNIE: And then there was good ol' friendly Roger.

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Maybe a little too friendly.

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You mean the only way I can make him happy is to leave him?

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Afraid so.

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Well, I do not want to leave him, but,

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if that is the only way I can make him happy,

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I guess I must.

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But where will I go?

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Well, since this is an emergency,

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why don't I come to the rescue?

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You mean you would be my new master?

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Well, that's the least I can do for my old friend.

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Oh, thank you, Major Healey.

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JEANNIE: Of course, mission control

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obviously did without Tony once in a while,

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or we never would have had Tony Jr.

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FEMALE REPORTER: One more question, Mrs. Nelson.

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How does it feel taking care of a new baby

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while your husband's up there in space?

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Oh, well, both things keep me up at night.

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(LAUGHTER)

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Now, if you'll excuse me, please, I have another engagement.

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FEMALE REPORTER: Thank you very much. Thanks, Mrs. Nelson.

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They're gone. They're gone.

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Yes.

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Oh.

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Oh, Mrs. Nelson, I...

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How did the baby get dressed like that?

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Well, there, there is this darling little shop down at the mall...

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Oh. I don't understand...

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Goodbye.

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Bye.

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JEANNIE: I could have recommended that

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that reporter see a psychiatrist friend of ours.

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Only, thanks to me, poor Dr. Bellows was having problems of his own.

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(WIND HOWLING)

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I'm not cracking up.

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I'm not cracking up.

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I'm not...

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JEANNIE: And meanwhile,

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little Tony Jr. was growing up.

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(KNOCKING ON DOOR)

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REPORTER: Mrs. Nelson. Mrs. Nelson.

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T.J.: (BABBLING) We took care of that.

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We got rid of them.

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Yeah.

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JEANNIE: And up.

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(KNOCKING ON DOOR) Mrs. Nelson is not at home.

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REPORTER: Please, Mrs. Nelson. Could you please open?

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Mrs. Nelson is not at home.

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(REPORTERS CLAMORING)

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Mom.

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T.J., go up to your room.

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But I didn't do anything.

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But I... I will owe you one when you do.

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(DOG BARKING)

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(LAUGHING)

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Phew.

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(DOG BARKING)

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(BARKING)

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Down, boy.

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There is even a happy ending.

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Tony has put in 20 years as an astronaut.

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And now he's looking forward to retirement

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and spending more time with Tony Jr. and me.

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And are you looking forward to it as well?

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Well, if a genie can grant her own wish, that would be mine.

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Our readers are just gonna eat this up.

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HAJI: Nine thousand nine hundred and ninety eight.

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Nine thousand nine hundred and ninety nine.

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Ten thousand.

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"And now he's looking forward to retirement

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"and spending more time with Tony Jr. and me."

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Couldn't you just gag!

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And I thought this marriage would be over

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before the bridal bouquet turned brown.

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You're not the only one who's underestimated your sister.

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Remember it was I, king of all the genies,

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who predicted dire consequences

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if she married a mortal.

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A lovely home, a darling son,

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a husband who adores her and now this!

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I should suffer such dire consequences.

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Well, enough already.

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We'll just have to see what we can do to break it up.

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Oh, do you mean it, Haji?

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Of course. (SQUEALS)

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Your sister is setting a bad example for the other genies.

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Pretty soon, they'll all want to marry mortals

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and have babies.

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I cannot allow this marital bliss to continue.

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It disturbs the natural order of things.

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What shall I do?

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Shall I put a herd of camels in their garden?

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Shall I turn Tony into a serpent

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with two heads? (HISSES)

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Something a little more subtle,

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more worthy of your inimitable talents.

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I'm sure a suitable scheme will occur to you.

263
00:13:29,141 --> 00:13:31,277
I don't seem to be getting anywhere.

264
00:13:34,547 --> 00:13:36,148
Ta-ta.

265
00:13:38,150 --> 00:13:39,952
"I could not be more relieved

266
00:13:40,085 --> 00:13:41,887
"that he's leaving the space program

267
00:13:42,021 --> 00:13:44,390
"and entering civilian life,

268
00:13:44,523 --> 00:13:46,525
"where I will be sure that he is safe."

269
00:13:47,593 --> 00:13:49,094
(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)

270
00:13:55,568 --> 00:13:57,002
Excuse me.

271
00:13:57,136 --> 00:13:59,038
Is this General Hatten's office?

272
00:13:59,171 --> 00:14:01,140
Yes, but he's rather busy.

273
00:14:04,176 --> 00:14:05,511
I didn't see you come in.

274
00:14:05,644 --> 00:14:06,846
I know.

275
00:14:06,979 --> 00:14:09,181
Do try to be more alert.

276
00:14:09,315 --> 00:14:11,350
I just wanted to congratulate the general

277
00:14:11,483 --> 00:14:13,886
on his selection of Nelly Hunt for the next mission.

278
00:14:14,019 --> 00:14:16,121
Captain Hunt? Mmm.

279
00:14:16,255 --> 00:14:17,723
You must be mistaken.

280
00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:20,359
She hasn't been selected for Colonel Klapper's team.

281
00:14:21,227 --> 00:14:23,095
Are you sure?

282
00:14:23,229 --> 00:14:26,131
Well, this is Captain Hunt's dossier.

283
00:14:26,265 --> 00:14:29,535
And she's not due to go up until the mission after next.

284
00:14:31,036 --> 00:14:32,438
(TUT-TUTTING)

285
00:14:32,571 --> 00:14:34,573
I have the official list right here,

286
00:14:34,707 --> 00:14:38,410
and no, there are no women astronauts on Colonel Klapper's team.

287
00:14:38,544 --> 00:14:39,545
Sorry.

288
00:14:39,678 --> 00:14:40,946
We can't win 'em all.

289
00:14:41,614 --> 00:14:42,681
You wanna bet?

290
00:14:43,349 --> 00:14:44,383
(LAUGHS)

291
00:14:53,659 --> 00:14:55,060
(TELEPHONE BUZZING)

292
00:14:56,595 --> 00:14:57,663
FEMALE AIDE: Yes, sir?

293
00:14:59,832 --> 00:15:01,300
Yes, sir, I'll be right in.

294
00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:03,435
You'll have to excuse...

295
00:15:04,470 --> 00:15:05,471
Me.

296
00:15:17,549 --> 00:15:19,919
Sir, here are the members you selected for the next mission.

297
00:15:20,119 --> 00:15:21,320
Ah.

298
00:15:22,888 --> 00:15:26,058
Huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, Hunt?

299
00:15:26,659 --> 00:15:27,826
Hunt?

300
00:15:27,960 --> 00:15:29,028
Captain Nelly Hunt?

301
00:15:29,161 --> 00:15:30,763
What's her name doing on this list?

302
00:15:30,896 --> 00:15:32,164
Nelly Hunt?

303
00:15:32,298 --> 00:15:33,966
I'm sorry, General Hatten.

304
00:15:34,099 --> 00:15:36,235
I... I simply have no explanation.

305
00:15:36,368 --> 00:15:38,037
Well, you better have.

306
00:15:38,170 --> 00:15:40,172
The very notion of...

307
00:15:40,306 --> 00:15:43,309
Nelly Hunt on Colonel Klapper's team.

308
00:15:43,976 --> 00:15:45,477
What a sensational idea.

309
00:15:46,278 --> 00:15:48,080
I'm glad I thought of it.

310
00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:53,352
Well, just don't stand there, Lieutenant. Carry on.

311
00:15:57,623 --> 00:15:59,591
ANNOUNCER: Next foursome on the tee,

312
00:15:59,725 --> 00:16:04,463
Tabscott, Stevens, Morris and Coleman.

313
00:16:18,811 --> 00:16:20,245
(WIND GUSHES)

314
00:16:25,584 --> 00:16:26,585
(LAUGHING)

315
00:16:27,786 --> 00:16:31,156
Poems are made by fools like me,

316
00:16:31,290 --> 00:16:33,625
but only Klapper can hit a tree.

317
00:16:33,759 --> 00:16:35,194
I beg your pardon?

318
00:16:35,327 --> 00:16:37,763
Oh, I was just commenting on your shot, Colonel Klapper.

319
00:16:37,896 --> 00:16:39,999
I'll comment on my own shot, thank you.

320
00:16:40,132 --> 00:16:43,002
You are the Colonel Klapper, aren't you?

321
00:16:43,135 --> 00:16:44,403
Shuttle Commander of the next mission?

322
00:16:44,536 --> 00:16:46,271
I would be that Klapper, yes.

323
00:16:47,339 --> 00:16:49,041
And who are you anyway?

324
00:16:49,174 --> 00:16:51,176
Oh, I'm merely the golf pro

325
00:16:51,310 --> 00:16:53,312
at the exclusive Omar Khayyam Country Club.

326
00:16:53,512 --> 00:16:54,747
Oh.

327
00:16:54,880 --> 00:16:56,148
Never heard of it.

328
00:16:56,849 --> 00:16:58,650
That's how exclusive it is.

329
00:16:58,784 --> 00:17:04,089
Well, do you think that you can do anything for me?

330
00:17:04,223 --> 00:17:07,326
Colonel Klapper, I'm going to help you out.

331
00:17:08,460 --> 00:17:09,762
I'm going to help you

332
00:17:09,895 --> 00:17:13,065
the way I've helped hundreds of men over the years,

333
00:17:13,198 --> 00:17:15,200
who've been eternally grateful.

334
00:17:15,334 --> 00:17:17,403
I'm going to straighten out your hook.

335
00:17:19,338 --> 00:17:22,041
Now, lean over the ball real close,

336
00:17:22,174 --> 00:17:23,575
bend from the waist. That's it.

337
00:17:23,709 --> 00:17:26,178
Now, put your toes and your knees in close together.

338
00:17:26,311 --> 00:17:28,447
Together. Together. Very good.

339
00:17:28,580 --> 00:17:31,383
All right, now turn your head till it touches your shoulder.

340
00:17:31,517 --> 00:17:32,851
Hands up to the chest. Uh-huh.

341
00:17:32,985 --> 00:17:34,119
To the chest real high.

342
00:17:34,253 --> 00:17:35,454
Very good.

343
00:17:35,587 --> 00:17:37,289
Now, when you hit the ball... Yeah?

344
00:17:37,423 --> 00:17:39,358
Be sure you stop your swing quickly.

345
00:17:39,491 --> 00:17:41,727
We don't want any waste of motion.

346
00:17:41,860 --> 00:17:43,562
(MEN LAUGHING)

347
00:17:43,695 --> 00:17:44,696
All right.

348
00:17:45,531 --> 00:17:47,299
All right, let's try it.

349
00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:58,510
Bravo!

350
00:18:00,879 --> 00:18:04,049
(LAUGHING)

351
00:18:04,183 --> 00:18:05,551
(CRACK)

352
00:18:05,684 --> 00:18:06,919
Oh.

353
00:18:07,052 --> 00:18:08,487
Oh, my back.

354
00:18:09,221 --> 00:18:10,189
Oh!

355
00:18:10,322 --> 00:18:12,324
Oh, my poor back.

356
00:18:12,991 --> 00:18:13,959
Oh.

357
00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:15,761
(GROANING)

358
00:18:21,567 --> 00:18:23,235
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)

359
00:18:25,337 --> 00:18:27,039
Hey, Jim, how's it going?

360
00:18:27,673 --> 00:18:29,074
Hey, you guys look younger

361
00:18:29,208 --> 00:18:30,342
and I keep getting older and older.

362
00:18:30,476 --> 00:18:31,743
I don't know what it is.

363
00:18:31,877 --> 00:18:33,512
What do you say we get a little more champagne.

364
00:18:33,645 --> 00:18:35,147
Still like the old bubbly?

365
00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:37,349
Hey, it's just great to be together with the old guys,

366
00:18:37,483 --> 00:18:39,017
not to mention their pretty wives. Right?

367
00:18:39,151 --> 00:18:40,352
MAN: Oh, a little bubbly.

368
00:18:41,253 --> 00:18:42,654
Hey, it's good seeing you again, huh?

369
00:18:44,123 --> 00:18:45,624
Jeannie, Jeannie.

370
00:18:46,558 --> 00:18:48,427
Jeannie, Jeannie. Oh, hiya. How are you?

371
00:18:48,560 --> 00:18:50,529
Roger! Oh, what a pleasant surprise.

372
00:18:50,662 --> 00:18:52,231
I did not think I would see you here.

373
00:18:52,364 --> 00:18:54,766
Oh, well, just because I am rich and retired

374
00:18:54,900 --> 00:18:56,935
doesn't mean I don't wanna party with my buddies.

375
00:18:57,069 --> 00:18:58,403
And check out the new groupies.

376
00:18:58,537 --> 00:19:00,539
Yeah, well that too. That too.

377
00:19:00,672 --> 00:19:02,141
Excuse me. Have you seen Tony?

378
00:19:02,274 --> 00:19:03,809
I got us some hors d'oeuvres.

379
00:19:03,942 --> 00:19:05,777
I think he's already started on dessert.

380
00:19:08,847 --> 00:19:11,183
I have never seen her around before.

381
00:19:11,316 --> 00:19:12,251
(WOLF-WHISTLES)

382
00:19:12,384 --> 00:19:14,153
Neither have I.

383
00:19:14,286 --> 00:19:16,889
But if she's with NASA, I bet he regrets retiring. I know I do.

384
00:19:17,022 --> 00:19:18,590
You are not Tony.

385
00:19:18,724 --> 00:19:20,459
That's another thing I regret.

386
00:19:24,062 --> 00:19:25,697
I'm rich and retired.

387
00:19:25,831 --> 00:19:27,666
Nice. Nice.

388
00:19:27,799 --> 00:19:30,235
There's a woman with a very determined look coming this way.

389
00:19:30,369 --> 00:19:31,803
Do you think she wants our autograph?

390
00:19:31,937 --> 00:19:34,273
She's already got mine on a marriage certificate.

391
00:19:34,406 --> 00:19:35,974
Sorry to have left you so long, Anthony.

392
00:19:36,108 --> 00:19:37,342
Oh.

393
00:19:37,476 --> 00:19:39,144
But I, uh, I just had to call and see

394
00:19:39,278 --> 00:19:40,746
if T.J. was all right at home.

395
00:19:40,879 --> 00:19:41,980
T.J. is our son.

396
00:19:42,881 --> 00:19:43,982
I'm his wife.

397
00:19:45,050 --> 00:19:46,318
T.J.'s mother.

398
00:19:46,451 --> 00:19:48,153
Jeannie, this is Nelly Hunt.

399
00:19:48,287 --> 00:19:50,122
She's a member of the space shuttle team.

400
00:19:50,255 --> 00:19:52,558
Oh, you are an astronaut.

401
00:19:52,691 --> 00:19:54,493
Well, how exciting for a woman.

402
00:19:54,626 --> 00:19:56,295
Well, how exciting for anyone.

403
00:19:56,428 --> 00:19:57,729
Yeah, that's what I've been telling Jeannie.

404
00:19:57,863 --> 00:19:59,097
He is going to miss it.

405
00:19:59,231 --> 00:20:00,899
But T.J. and I will keep him busy.

406
00:20:01,033 --> 00:20:04,369
Really? Well, General Hatten said that Tony might be our backup C.O.

407
00:20:09,541 --> 00:20:11,443
Enjoy the party, both of you.

408
00:20:14,713 --> 00:20:16,048
Hmm.

409
00:20:16,181 --> 00:20:18,450
They do not make astronauts the way they used to.

410
00:20:18,584 --> 00:20:20,819
Oh, we're making progress. Isn't it wonderful?

411
00:20:21,954 --> 00:20:23,455
(STUTTERING) I mean,

412
00:20:23,589 --> 00:20:25,591
I really admire her attributes.

413
00:20:27,292 --> 00:20:29,061
Jeannie, what I'm trying to say is

414
00:20:29,194 --> 00:20:32,431
what man wouldn't appreciate what she's got going for her?

415
00:20:33,432 --> 00:20:35,000
That's not what I'm trying to say.

416
00:20:35,133 --> 00:20:38,270
What I'm trying to say is that she's bright, she's intelligent,

417
00:20:38,403 --> 00:20:40,405
she's got a great independent spirit.

418
00:20:40,539 --> 00:20:42,741
She's really an exceptional woman,

419
00:20:42,874 --> 00:20:44,009
uh, person.

420
00:20:45,611 --> 00:20:46,945
Your tie is lopsided.

421
00:20:48,480 --> 00:20:50,816
Anthony, have you not yet told the general

422
00:20:50,949 --> 00:20:52,584
that you were really and truly retiring?

423
00:20:52,718 --> 00:20:54,152
Well, it's been a kind of a hectic day.

424
00:20:54,286 --> 00:20:55,487
You know, uh, I was busy.

425
00:20:55,621 --> 00:20:57,389
I was gonna tell him this afternoon, but...

426
00:20:57,522 --> 00:20:58,657
Uh-huh, good, good idea.

427
00:20:58,790 --> 00:20:59,992
Let us go do it right now.

428
00:21:00,125 --> 00:21:01,760
Well, wait, let's get some champagne first.

429
00:21:01,893 --> 00:21:03,028
(STUTTERING)

430
00:21:05,197 --> 00:21:08,267
Well, thank you Major Butler, Mrs. Butler. Good of you to come.

431
00:21:08,400 --> 00:21:10,235
Tony, I have been looking for you.

432
00:21:10,369 --> 00:21:12,537
Yes, sir. Uh, sir, about your request

433
00:21:12,671 --> 00:21:14,940
that I serve as backup commander,

434
00:21:15,073 --> 00:21:17,542
even though I know this is a very important mission...

435
00:21:20,646 --> 00:21:22,914
Even though I would love to train with that crew...

436
00:21:23,048 --> 00:21:24,416
You can't. I can't.

437
00:21:24,549 --> 00:21:26,118
I can't? Why not?

438
00:21:26,251 --> 00:21:28,520
Oh, that is very thoughtful of you, General Hatten.

439
00:21:28,654 --> 00:21:30,489
I mean, after all, it is his retirement party.

440
00:21:30,622 --> 00:21:32,291
Now wait... Wait a minute. Why can't I?

441
00:21:32,424 --> 00:21:33,892
The reason you can't serve

442
00:21:34,026 --> 00:21:35,994
as backup commanding officer, Tony,

443
00:21:36,128 --> 00:21:39,298
is that I would like you to serve as commander.

444
00:21:39,431 --> 00:21:40,966
Colonel Klapper is scrubbed.

445
00:21:41,099 --> 00:21:44,469
He threw his back out taking golf lessons.

446
00:21:44,603 --> 00:21:46,972
So you see, Tony, we need you.

447
00:21:47,105 --> 00:21:48,440
The mission needs you.

448
00:21:48,573 --> 00:21:50,442
Your country needs you.

449
00:21:51,877 --> 00:21:54,012
Well, sir, I... I don't know what to say.

450
00:21:54,146 --> 00:21:55,847
HATTEN: Why then take your time, think it over

451
00:21:55,981 --> 00:21:58,550
and make your decision in the next few minutes.

452
00:21:58,684 --> 00:22:00,819
Of course, I'll respect your personal wishes.

453
00:22:00,952 --> 00:22:03,055
But a newcomer like Nelly Hunt

454
00:22:03,188 --> 00:22:04,423
needs a seasoned veteran

455
00:22:04,556 --> 00:22:06,091
at the helm, eh? Yes, sir.

456
00:22:07,326 --> 00:22:08,827
You should have said no.

457
00:22:09,828 --> 00:22:11,530
Well, I wanted to let him down easy.

458
00:22:11,663 --> 00:22:13,265
I mean, did you hear what he said?

459
00:22:13,398 --> 00:22:14,733
He needs me.

460
00:22:14,866 --> 00:22:16,401
The mission needs me. Our country needs me.

461
00:22:16,535 --> 00:22:18,537
I need you! Shh.

462
00:22:18,670 --> 00:22:21,506
Please, will you? Let's not argue in front of the guests.

463
00:22:30,549 --> 00:22:31,983
Now we can argue.

464
00:22:32,117 --> 00:22:34,152
Well, I don't want to argue. Are you crazy?

465
00:22:34,286 --> 00:22:35,887
I mean, this is a general's party.

466
00:22:36,021 --> 00:22:37,189
This is treason.

467
00:22:37,322 --> 00:22:38,757
How do you do? Lovely party.

468
00:22:38,890 --> 00:22:42,194
Oh, hello, George, you're looking very well.

469
00:22:42,327 --> 00:22:43,662
I'm sorry I'm so late.

470
00:22:44,830 --> 00:22:46,331
Oh.

471
00:22:46,465 --> 00:22:48,667
Are you going to tell General Hatten that you are definitely retiring?

472
00:22:48,800 --> 00:22:50,602
That's blackmail. Are you going to tell him?

473
00:22:50,736 --> 00:22:52,237
Well, I... Yes. I was going to.

474
00:22:52,371 --> 00:22:53,605
But I don't like to be pushed.

475
00:22:53,739 --> 00:22:55,674
Oh, hello, General Hatten.

476
00:22:55,807 --> 00:22:58,110
How very nice to see you.

477
00:22:58,243 --> 00:23:03,148
General, have you noticed anything strange going on here?

478
00:23:07,786 --> 00:23:09,888
I better get back on my liver pills.

479
00:23:13,658 --> 00:23:15,193
Well, well, put that back.

480
00:23:17,329 --> 00:23:18,563
What'd you do that for?

481
00:23:19,798 --> 00:23:21,366
I always eat when I am upset.

482
00:23:22,634 --> 00:23:26,738
And besides, what is so terrible about my having a mind of my own?

483
00:23:26,872 --> 00:23:28,273
Just a few moments ago,

484
00:23:28,407 --> 00:23:30,776
you were praising Nelly Hunt for her independent spirit.

485
00:23:30,909 --> 00:23:32,477
Well, independent spirit is fine,

486
00:23:32,611 --> 00:23:33,712
but not in my wife.

487
00:23:33,845 --> 00:23:36,114
(GRUNTS) I'm going to go eat some more!

488
00:23:36,248 --> 00:23:37,382
Wait, wait.

489
00:23:37,516 --> 00:23:38,917
There's a chum who looks normal.

490
00:23:39,050 --> 00:23:40,118
Hello, Roger.

491
00:23:41,286 --> 00:23:43,722
Well, aren't you going to introduce me to your friend?

492
00:23:45,090 --> 00:23:46,391
No?

493
00:23:46,525 --> 00:23:49,394
Oh, well, I'm Dr. Alfred Bellows.

494
00:23:49,528 --> 00:23:50,829
How do you do?

495
00:23:50,962 --> 00:23:52,431
I used to be the base psychiatrist,

496
00:23:52,564 --> 00:23:54,132
but now I'm in private practice.

497
00:23:55,901 --> 00:23:58,303
I notice you don't shake hands.

498
00:23:58,437 --> 00:24:00,872
A phobia about germs, no doubt.

499
00:24:01,640 --> 00:24:02,974
Why don't you come and see me?

500
00:24:04,209 --> 00:24:05,243
My card.

501
00:24:06,044 --> 00:24:07,779
Come and see me anytime.

502
00:24:12,918 --> 00:24:15,253
Perhaps I should come and see me.

503
00:24:15,387 --> 00:24:16,655
Will you stop this, please?

504
00:24:16,788 --> 00:24:19,191
This is crazy. It's very embarrassing.

505
00:24:19,324 --> 00:24:20,725
They cannot feel anything.

506
00:24:22,394 --> 00:24:24,329
Why isn't this line moving?

507
00:24:24,796 --> 00:24:26,131
Pardon me, sir.

508
00:24:30,202 --> 00:24:32,571
Oh, my God. It's mass hysteria.

509
00:24:32,704 --> 00:24:34,372
I don't care whether they can feel anything or not.

510
00:24:34,506 --> 00:24:37,409
It's embarrassing. It's embarrassing to me, it's embarrassing to you.

511
00:24:37,542 --> 00:24:39,211
Now we're in for it. Here comes Bellows.

512
00:24:40,212 --> 00:24:41,379
Jeannie. Tony.

513
00:24:41,513 --> 00:24:44,249
There's something very weird going on around here.

514
00:24:44,382 --> 00:24:45,584
Oh, really? Like what?

515
00:24:45,717 --> 00:24:48,253
Well, like nobody's talking, nobody's moving.

516
00:24:48,553 --> 00:24:49,955
(SNEEZES)

517
00:24:50,088 --> 00:24:51,156
Gesundheit.

518
00:24:51,857 --> 00:24:53,058
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)

519
00:24:58,363 --> 00:25:00,198
Dr. Alfred Bellows?

520
00:25:00,332 --> 00:25:03,301
Gets around. The guy's everywhere.

521
00:25:03,435 --> 00:25:07,539
So, you've done it to me again, haven't you?

522
00:25:11,243 --> 00:25:13,311
Okay, fellas, would you hold it a minute?

523
00:25:13,445 --> 00:25:14,946
Hello? Hello? Hello? Is this thing working?

524
00:25:15,080 --> 00:25:17,148
(FEEDBACK) Oh, that's working.

525
00:25:17,282 --> 00:25:19,484
Uh, ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention?

526
00:25:19,618 --> 00:25:23,522
Well, the time has come to say goodbye to Colonel Tony Nelson,

527
00:25:23,655 --> 00:25:25,457
or should I say Pops.

528
00:25:25,590 --> 00:25:28,493
(LAUGHTER)

529
00:25:28,627 --> 00:25:31,763
But before I give you my hilarious ad-lib speech of farewell,

530
00:25:31,897 --> 00:25:33,465
which I have been rehearsing all week...

531
00:25:33,598 --> 00:25:34,799
MAN: Right.

532
00:25:35,934 --> 00:25:38,737
Colonel Nelson and I have some unfinished business.

533
00:25:38,870 --> 00:25:40,872
Tony? Yes, sir?

534
00:25:41,006 --> 00:25:44,509
Everyone here knows that poor Colonel Klapper is in the hospital.

535
00:25:44,643 --> 00:25:48,713
And everyone here wants to know if you'll take his place.

536
00:25:49,714 --> 00:25:51,483
Not in the hospital, on the mission.

537
00:25:51,616 --> 00:25:53,351
(LAUGHTER)

538
00:25:54,920 --> 00:25:56,454
Well, Tony, what's the answer?

539
00:25:56,588 --> 00:25:58,890
Oh, we all hope it'll be the right answer,

540
00:25:59,024 --> 00:26:00,859
the patriotic answer,

541
00:26:00,992 --> 00:26:02,894
the American answer.

542
00:26:03,028 --> 00:26:05,664
What do you say, Tony? One for the road?

543
00:26:05,797 --> 00:26:08,099
(CROWD MURMURING)

544
00:26:10,802 --> 00:26:13,271
(CROWD CHEERING AND APPLAUDING)

545
00:26:24,950 --> 00:26:26,284
TONY: Jeannie, wait.

546
00:26:27,819 --> 00:26:29,387
Thank you. Jeannie, Jeannie...

547
00:26:29,521 --> 00:26:31,089
Tony, great decision.

548
00:26:32,424 --> 00:26:34,326
Thank you, sir. Thank you very much.

549
00:26:38,630 --> 00:26:42,000
(PEOPLE HOLLERING)

550
00:27:02,153 --> 00:27:04,589
Sweetheart, listen, I've gotta get over to the base. I'm late.

551
00:27:04,723 --> 00:27:06,057
I've gotta be at a briefing.

552
00:27:07,525 --> 00:27:09,694
You're still angry, huh?

553
00:27:11,129 --> 00:27:13,965
I can tell, 'cause ordinarily you don't mug the bed.

554
00:27:17,302 --> 00:27:19,004
Now that's my Jeannie.

555
00:27:19,137 --> 00:27:21,740
Sweetheart, you know last night was the first night

556
00:27:21,873 --> 00:27:23,875
that we went to sleep without talking?

557
00:27:25,243 --> 00:27:26,578
And this morning is the first time

558
00:27:26,711 --> 00:27:28,480
we ever woke up without talking.

559
00:27:28,613 --> 00:27:29,881
You are a deceitful,

560
00:27:30,015 --> 00:27:31,616
deceptive, double-crossing,

561
00:27:31,750 --> 00:27:33,318
unprincipled, unscrupulous,

562
00:27:33,451 --> 00:27:35,520
snake-in-the-grass human!

563
00:27:35,654 --> 00:27:36,855
On the other hand, I like silence.

564
00:27:36,988 --> 00:27:38,390
Silence is good.

565
00:27:38,523 --> 00:27:40,425
You promised me you would not take that mission.

566
00:27:40,558 --> 00:27:43,028
You promised me you wouldn't interfere with my life.

567
00:27:44,262 --> 00:27:46,898
Collapsing a tent is not interfering in your life.

568
00:27:47,032 --> 00:27:48,733
It is when I'm under it.

569
00:27:56,508 --> 00:27:57,609
Wait a minute.

570
00:27:57,742 --> 00:27:59,077
Why are you packing?

571
00:28:02,347 --> 00:28:03,682
Oh, come on.

572
00:28:03,815 --> 00:28:05,550
You're not leaving just because I postponed

573
00:28:05,684 --> 00:28:07,419
my retirement for one more mission?

574
00:28:07,552 --> 00:28:09,054
(CHUCKLES)

575
00:28:09,187 --> 00:28:11,122
It is those little things that hurt a lot.

576
00:28:11,256 --> 00:28:13,224
Oh, Jeannie, wait, sit down.

577
00:28:14,626 --> 00:28:18,263
Listen, sweetheart, I promise you that this is the last time.

578
00:28:18,396 --> 00:28:21,266
No. You have promised this is the last time

579
00:28:21,399 --> 00:28:23,068
for the last time.

580
00:28:23,201 --> 00:28:26,104
Anthony, I have put my life on hold for you,

581
00:28:26,237 --> 00:28:28,039
but now I am going to get on with it.

582
00:28:28,173 --> 00:28:30,141
If Nelly Hunt can become an astronaut,

583
00:28:30,275 --> 00:28:33,378
I can also have an independent spirit

584
00:28:33,511 --> 00:28:35,714
and become an exceptional woman.

585
00:28:35,847 --> 00:28:37,549
It's not the same thing.

586
00:28:37,682 --> 00:28:40,518
Nelly Hunt has been training for years to be part of the space program.

587
00:28:40,652 --> 00:28:41,586
Ha!

588
00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:44,522
I can fly rings around her.

589
00:28:44,656 --> 00:28:45,790
Exactly. You're a genie,

590
00:28:45,924 --> 00:28:47,325
you're not a mortal woman.

591
00:28:47,459 --> 00:28:49,494
You can't even lead a normal life without me.

592
00:28:49,627 --> 00:28:52,564
You can't even pack a bag without a lot of hocus-pocus.

593
00:28:52,697 --> 00:28:53,732
(SHRIEKS)

594
00:28:54,799 --> 00:28:56,401
Listen, give me a hand with this tie, would you?

595
00:28:56,534 --> 00:28:58,837
One of the guys is coming by to pick me up.

596
00:29:03,475 --> 00:29:04,843
Very funny.

597
00:29:07,545 --> 00:29:08,780
Jeannie, please, come on.

598
00:29:08,913 --> 00:29:11,382
Listen, you know, you used to be so pliable.

599
00:29:11,516 --> 00:29:12,617
I miss that.

600
00:29:12,751 --> 00:29:14,052
You were my master,

601
00:29:14,185 --> 00:29:15,587
and I wished only to serve you.

602
00:29:15,720 --> 00:29:17,689
That is what genies are made for.

603
00:29:18,857 --> 00:29:22,694
But I have been doing this sort of thing since 64 B.C.

604
00:29:23,294 --> 00:29:26,397
and I think I am fed up.

605
00:29:26,531 --> 00:29:29,000
Just my luck you got fed up in this century.

606
00:29:29,567 --> 00:29:31,169
(HORN HONKING)

607
00:29:38,376 --> 00:29:41,179
That is "one of the guys"?

608
00:29:41,312 --> 00:29:43,615
Uh, uh, uh, uh. Don't you do it. Don't you do it.

609
00:29:43,748 --> 00:29:44,949
Now, listen, what we need to do

610
00:29:45,083 --> 00:29:46,751
is calm down, think things over

611
00:29:46,885 --> 00:29:49,053
and realize how idiotic you're being.

612
00:29:49,187 --> 00:29:50,555
You know something, Jeannie,

613
00:29:50,688 --> 00:29:53,024
you're just not equipped to go it alone in this world.

614
00:29:53,158 --> 00:29:55,059
Have you seen my briefcase? (HORN HONKING)

615
00:29:55,193 --> 00:29:57,162
You do your thing and I will do mine.

616
00:29:57,295 --> 00:30:00,298
And we will meet later and find out what this marriage is all about.

617
00:30:00,431 --> 00:30:02,000
I am going to the base.

618
00:30:02,133 --> 00:30:04,135
When I get back, I expect you to be here.

619
00:30:04,269 --> 00:30:06,638
When you get back, T.J. and I will be gone.

620
00:30:06,771 --> 00:30:10,575
When I get back, you'll have dinner on the table and we'll discuss it then.

621
00:30:10,775 --> 00:30:12,377
Hmm.

622
00:30:12,510 --> 00:30:14,379
I must have left my briefcase downstairs.

623
00:30:16,581 --> 00:30:17,949
(EXHALING SHARPLY)

624
00:30:20,351 --> 00:30:23,555
So, I cannot even pack a suitcase, huh?

625
00:30:28,626 --> 00:30:30,094
(CAR DEPARTING)

626
00:30:30,228 --> 00:30:31,296
Oh!

627
00:30:36,134 --> 00:30:37,969
Old habits die hard.

628
00:30:41,906 --> 00:30:43,208
Mom!

629
00:30:49,747 --> 00:30:50,882
What... What was that?

630
00:30:51,015 --> 00:30:52,250
What was what that?

631
00:30:52,383 --> 00:30:55,720
Well, your, your clothes. I... I saw them.

632
00:30:55,854 --> 00:30:58,823
Oh, you mean that thing?

633
00:30:58,957 --> 00:31:03,361
Oh, well, that is the way I always send my clothes out to be cleaned.

634
00:31:03,494 --> 00:31:05,196
Oh, come on, Mom. That was...

635
00:31:05,330 --> 00:31:06,898
That was like magic.

636
00:31:07,332 --> 00:31:08,299
Um...

637
00:31:09,234 --> 00:31:11,669
Yeah, well, it... It was magic.

638
00:31:11,803 --> 00:31:13,705
Hey, I didn't know you could do tricks like that.

639
00:31:13,838 --> 00:31:15,173
You're better than Doug Henning.

640
00:31:15,740 --> 00:31:17,475
Ha! That amateur!

641
00:31:17,876 --> 00:31:19,544
Huh?

642
00:31:19,677 --> 00:31:22,146
T.J., do you remember when you were a little boy

643
00:31:22,280 --> 00:31:24,616
and I used to read The Arabian Nights to you?

644
00:31:24,749 --> 00:31:28,253
Oh, sure, all about Ali Baba and Sinbad and Aladdin

645
00:31:28,386 --> 00:31:29,921
and all those genies. Mmm-hmm.

646
00:31:30,054 --> 00:31:31,422
They are your relatives.

647
00:31:32,891 --> 00:31:35,393
T.J., I am a genie.

648
00:31:35,526 --> 00:31:38,096
Oh, sure, and I'm Michael Jackson.

649
00:31:38,229 --> 00:31:39,697
It is time you knew the truth.

650
00:31:45,370 --> 00:31:46,471
Wow.

651
00:31:47,005 --> 00:31:48,339
Wow.

652
00:31:48,473 --> 00:31:50,208
But... But if you're a genie,

653
00:31:50,341 --> 00:31:51,709
how'd you get to be my mother?

654
00:31:51,843 --> 00:31:55,480
Oh, that is a long story.

655
00:31:55,613 --> 00:31:57,882
And it all started with this bottle.

656
00:31:58,016 --> 00:32:00,818
I haven't been in it for a long time.

657
00:32:00,952 --> 00:32:03,955
But at one time, I was imprisoned in here by a wicked djinn

658
00:32:04,088 --> 00:32:05,390
because I would not marry him.

659
00:32:05,523 --> 00:32:06,457
(CHUCKLES)

660
00:32:06,591 --> 00:32:08,426
I was corked up for ages.

661
00:32:08,927 --> 00:32:09,894
Ages?

662
00:32:10,028 --> 00:32:11,095
Well, give or take a century.

663
00:32:11,229 --> 00:32:12,730
Oh, now you're really putting me on.

664
00:32:12,864 --> 00:32:14,165
Oh, no, no, believe me.

665
00:32:14,299 --> 00:32:16,334
I missed the entire Renaissance.

666
00:32:17,468 --> 00:32:19,270
Or was it the Industrial Revolution?

667
00:32:19,404 --> 00:32:21,039
Oh, we studied them in history.

668
00:32:21,172 --> 00:32:23,374
Either way, you didn't miss much.

669
00:32:23,508 --> 00:32:25,443
But if you were corked up in that bottle,

670
00:32:25,576 --> 00:32:27,345
how'd you get to meet Dad?

671
00:32:29,247 --> 00:32:30,982
Come on, I'll show you.

672
00:32:33,685 --> 00:32:35,053
Take my hand.

673
00:32:35,186 --> 00:32:36,688
Oh, do not be afraid. Come on.

674
00:32:37,889 --> 00:32:39,457
I am your mother.

675
00:32:56,741 --> 00:32:57,842
Where are we?

676
00:32:57,976 --> 00:33:00,044
This is a tiny island in the Pacific.

677
00:33:09,220 --> 00:33:11,022
What's Dad doing here?

678
00:33:11,155 --> 00:33:13,091
This is a long time ago,

679
00:33:13,224 --> 00:33:14,926
before you were born.

680
00:33:15,059 --> 00:33:16,394
He was on a mission,

681
00:33:16,527 --> 00:33:18,229
and his capsule strayed off course

682
00:33:18,363 --> 00:33:19,964
and he ended up on this beach.

683
00:33:20,098 --> 00:33:21,566
And what happened to him?

684
00:33:22,700 --> 00:33:24,235
See for yourself.

685
00:34:03,775 --> 00:34:04,809
(POPS)

686
00:34:21,325 --> 00:34:23,161
(SPEAKING FARSI)

687
00:34:29,467 --> 00:34:31,636
(SCREAMING EXCITEDLY)

688
00:34:38,910 --> 00:34:40,611
Positively awesome.

689
00:34:41,279 --> 00:34:43,614
Positively romantic.

690
00:34:45,383 --> 00:34:47,552
I must've gone further into orbit than I thought.

691
00:34:54,659 --> 00:34:57,695
Anyway, eventually we got married.

692
00:34:57,829 --> 00:35:00,298
And you had me and you lived happily ever after.

693
00:35:01,532 --> 00:35:03,835
Not that you would know it right now.

694
00:35:06,571 --> 00:35:08,339
Mom! Mom.

695
00:35:09,640 --> 00:35:11,909
Is that how come you were packing?

696
00:35:12,043 --> 00:35:16,781
T.J., you and I are going to move out for a while and live by ourselves.

697
00:35:17,415 --> 00:35:18,683
Don't you love Dad anymore?

698
00:35:18,816 --> 00:35:21,786
Oh, yes, honey, I love him very, very much,

699
00:35:21,919 --> 00:35:24,555
but, you know, sometimes two people have to sort of

700
00:35:24,689 --> 00:35:26,457
get away from each other for a while

701
00:35:26,591 --> 00:35:29,694
so they can come back together and have a better marriage.

702
00:35:29,827 --> 00:35:30,928
Can you understand that?

703
00:35:31,062 --> 00:35:32,597
Nope.

704
00:35:32,730 --> 00:35:34,799
But then I don't understand a lot of things about grown-ups.

705
00:35:37,735 --> 00:35:39,003
But just remember,

706
00:35:39,137 --> 00:35:41,539
I'm the only kid I know with his original set of parents.

707
00:35:41,672 --> 00:35:43,541
And I'd sure like to keep it that way.

708
00:35:45,143 --> 00:35:46,477
Mom! What?

709
00:35:46,611 --> 00:35:49,080
If Dad's a real person and you're a genie,

710
00:35:49,213 --> 00:35:50,448
what does that make me?

711
00:35:51,883 --> 00:35:54,051
Well, honey, um,

712
00:35:54,185 --> 00:35:55,586
I'm just not sure.

713
00:35:56,354 --> 00:35:57,955
Haji, the chief of all the djinns,

714
00:35:58,089 --> 00:36:02,360
said that a child of mine could go either way.

715
00:36:02,493 --> 00:36:04,195
Then I might be able to blink like you

716
00:36:04,328 --> 00:36:05,663
and do nutty things.

717
00:36:05,796 --> 00:36:08,399
Well, that is one way of putting it, yes.

718
00:36:10,001 --> 00:36:12,770
I wish for a motorcycle.

719
00:36:15,973 --> 00:36:17,208
Where's my chopper?

720
00:36:17,341 --> 00:36:19,377
Well, you could still get your powers,

721
00:36:19,510 --> 00:36:22,947
maybe next week, or next month or next year.

722
00:36:23,080 --> 00:36:24,649
Or maybe not at all.

723
00:36:25,950 --> 00:36:27,818
Or maybe not at all.

724
00:36:27,952 --> 00:36:31,756
You might just remain a wonderful mortal boy.

725
00:36:31,889 --> 00:36:33,457
Well, that's no fun.

726
00:36:33,591 --> 00:36:36,394
If I had magical powers, I bet I'd rate with Melissa.

727
00:36:36,527 --> 00:36:37,795
Who is Melissa?

728
00:36:37,929 --> 00:36:39,397
She's got the locker next to me at school.

729
00:36:39,530 --> 00:36:41,766
And talk about fine. Phew.

730
00:36:41,899 --> 00:36:44,535
Well, if this Melissa is so... (EXHALES)

731
00:36:44,669 --> 00:36:45,836
I would like to meet her.

732
00:36:45,970 --> 00:36:47,538
Well, maybe,

733
00:36:47,672 --> 00:36:50,141
if you promise not to, you know...

734
00:36:50,274 --> 00:36:51,742
Do nutty things?

735
00:36:51,876 --> 00:36:53,544
I promise.

736
00:36:53,678 --> 00:36:55,146
Listen, we had better get back home.

737
00:36:55,279 --> 00:36:56,414
You must go to school

738
00:36:56,547 --> 00:36:57,882
and I must go apartment hunting.

739
00:37:06,390 --> 00:37:08,559
T.J.: Oh, I'll never get used to this.

740
00:37:15,132 --> 00:37:17,868
Trouble in paradise, sister dear? (TIRES SCREECHING)

741
00:37:18,903 --> 00:37:19,737
(SIGHS)

742
00:37:19,870 --> 00:37:21,439
How many times have I told you

743
00:37:21,572 --> 00:37:23,074
not to do that while I am driving. (HORN HONKING)

744
00:37:23,207 --> 00:37:25,876
You call this driving? You're in reverse gear.

745
00:37:26,010 --> 00:37:27,044
(TIRES SCREECHING)

746
00:37:27,979 --> 00:37:29,580
Oh, go away!

747
00:37:32,550 --> 00:37:34,051
It was just a slight tiff.

748
00:37:34,185 --> 00:37:36,153
(LAUGHING) Oh, dear.

749
00:37:36,287 --> 00:37:40,358
The Hundred Years' War started over something slighter than that.

750
00:37:40,491 --> 00:37:43,928
I know a major blow-up when I eavesdrop on one.

751
00:37:44,061 --> 00:37:48,165
Well, Tony's not ever going to change, so it is up to me.

752
00:37:48,299 --> 00:37:49,967
I am going to earn his respect.

753
00:37:50,101 --> 00:37:53,437
I'm going to be totally independent.

754
00:37:53,571 --> 00:37:55,473
I am even going to look for a job.

755
00:37:56,073 --> 00:37:58,175
How mundane.

756
00:37:58,309 --> 00:37:59,644
Now why would you want to work

757
00:37:59,777 --> 00:38:02,413
when you could conjure up anything you wish?

758
00:38:02,546 --> 00:38:04,582
I am not using my powers anymore.

759
00:38:06,150 --> 00:38:08,452
Well, it must be your time of the decade.

760
00:38:09,353 --> 00:38:11,122
I am trying to be a mortal woman.

761
00:38:11,255 --> 00:38:12,790
Oh, come on now.

762
00:38:12,923 --> 00:38:15,693
What's the real trouble between you and our darling master?

763
00:38:16,327 --> 00:38:18,095
Sex life on the wane?

764
00:38:18,229 --> 00:38:20,665
That was never our problem.

765
00:38:20,798 --> 00:38:22,366
Well, it was worth a shot.

766
00:38:22,500 --> 00:38:26,103
Besides, he is not our darling master, he is mine.

767
00:38:27,004 --> 00:38:28,406
At least he was.

768
00:38:30,041 --> 00:38:32,543
I... I'm going to get a place of my own.

769
00:38:32,677 --> 00:38:34,412
I mean, how independent can I be

770
00:38:34,545 --> 00:38:37,548
if I am living in Tony's house, eating Tony's food.

771
00:38:37,682 --> 00:38:40,284
Sleeping in Tony's bed. (GROWLS)

772
00:38:40,418 --> 00:38:42,453
You are looking at the new me.

773
00:38:43,120 --> 00:38:45,389
Strong and self-reliant.

774
00:38:45,523 --> 00:38:47,258
Mmm-hmm. Like Nelly Hunt.

775
00:38:47,391 --> 00:38:48,426
Nelly Hunt?

776
00:38:48,559 --> 00:38:50,061
Nelly Hunt, yes. (CHUCKLES SOFTLY)

777
00:38:50,194 --> 00:38:51,629
It does ring a bell.

778
00:38:57,635 --> 00:38:59,470
(BELL RINGING)

779
00:39:14,318 --> 00:39:15,519
T.J., could you help me?

780
00:39:15,653 --> 00:39:18,089
Huh? Are... Are you talking to me?

781
00:39:18,222 --> 00:39:19,490
I think so.

782
00:39:19,623 --> 00:39:21,592
I don't see any other T.J.s around.

783
00:39:21,726 --> 00:39:23,094
Then I guess you're talking to me.

784
00:39:23,227 --> 00:39:25,463
I can't seem to get my locker open.

785
00:39:33,671 --> 00:39:35,973
Oh, please hurry. I'm late for class.

786
00:39:39,677 --> 00:39:40,878
I'm sorry.

787
00:39:41,011 --> 00:39:42,913
I didn't know you were nearsighted.

788
00:39:44,782 --> 00:39:46,350
Having trouble, Melissa?

789
00:39:46,484 --> 00:39:49,053
It's my locker. We can't get the stupid thing open.

790
00:39:50,921 --> 00:39:52,723
All right, thanks, Brad.

791
00:39:54,925 --> 00:39:56,427
Bye, T.J. Let's go.

792
00:40:29,627 --> 00:40:31,996
Well, how do you like it?

793
00:40:32,129 --> 00:40:33,130
It's okay.

794
00:40:35,032 --> 00:40:36,600
Do you mind if I give Dad our new phone number?

795
00:40:36,734 --> 00:40:37,968
Oh, I was hoping that you would.

796
00:40:38,102 --> 00:40:39,804
I'm gonna go check out my new room.

797
00:40:42,907 --> 00:40:44,775
Well, this is it.

798
00:40:46,377 --> 00:40:47,812
Where do you want me to put these?

799
00:40:47,945 --> 00:40:49,980
Oh, uh, just put them anywhere. Right there.

800
00:40:50,114 --> 00:40:51,048
Boy.

801
00:40:51,182 --> 00:40:52,917
I don't know about you, but I'm bushed.

802
00:40:54,084 --> 00:40:55,753
Thank you for helping me with the move, Roger.

803
00:40:55,886 --> 00:40:57,254
Oh, that's all right.

804
00:40:57,388 --> 00:40:59,890
After five divorces, moving is what I do best.

805
00:41:00,024 --> 00:41:01,325
(CHUCKLES)

806
00:41:01,459 --> 00:41:02,560
This is temporary, isn't it?

807
00:41:02,693 --> 00:41:04,061
Well, of course.

808
00:41:05,362 --> 00:41:06,831
I guess so. I...

809
00:41:07,665 --> 00:41:09,433
(SIGHS) I wish I knew.

810
00:41:09,567 --> 00:41:12,670
Look, Jeannie, you know how I always felt about you

811
00:41:12,803 --> 00:41:14,171
and I just want you to know that.

812
00:41:14,305 --> 00:41:15,906
Well, I'm the last guy in the world

813
00:41:16,040 --> 00:41:17,775
who would hit on his best friend's wife.

814
00:41:17,908 --> 00:41:19,310
Oh, thank you, Roger.

815
00:41:19,443 --> 00:41:20,678
So I have two chances.

816
00:41:20,811 --> 00:41:22,279
Either you're not his wife anymore,

817
00:41:23,047 --> 00:41:24,715
or Tony's not my best friend.

818
00:41:24,849 --> 00:41:26,250
Just kidding. (LAUGHS)

819
00:41:26,784 --> 00:41:28,219
(BOTH LAUGHING)

820
00:41:28,919 --> 00:41:30,120
(DOORBELL BUZZES)

821
00:41:30,621 --> 00:41:31,922
T.J.: I'll get it.

822
00:41:34,024 --> 00:41:35,926
Oh, hi, Aunt Jeannie. Hi, tiger.

823
00:41:37,495 --> 00:41:38,462
Is she normal?

824
00:41:38,596 --> 00:41:39,830
Borderline.

825
00:41:39,964 --> 00:41:42,366
Oh, he knows about us then. Oh, good.

826
00:41:42,500 --> 00:41:45,803
Thinking up new lies is always so difficult for me.

827
00:41:45,936 --> 00:41:47,872
But not impossible.

828
00:41:49,073 --> 00:41:50,207
Hmm.

829
00:41:50,341 --> 00:41:52,710
A little drab and insipid, wouldn't you say?

830
00:41:52,843 --> 00:41:54,778
Not you, Roger, the apartment.

831
00:41:55,779 --> 00:41:57,948
But it has possibilities.

832
00:42:00,384 --> 00:42:01,785
(LAUGHS MANIACALLY)

833
00:42:02,453 --> 00:42:04,054
Hey, this is great.

834
00:42:04,188 --> 00:42:05,656
ROGER: Yeah. T.J.: Aunt Jeannie, while you're at it,

835
00:42:05,789 --> 00:42:07,291
can I have a VCR, a computer, a stereo?

836
00:42:07,424 --> 00:42:08,692
No, you cannot,

837
00:42:08,826 --> 00:42:11,328
and I am blinking everything right back.

838
00:42:11,462 --> 00:42:14,064
But, Mom, I thought you said you weren't gonna use your powers anymore.

839
00:42:16,901 --> 00:42:18,369
(DOORBELL BUZZES)

840
00:42:18,502 --> 00:42:19,737
I'll get it.

841
00:42:21,338 --> 00:42:22,373
Oh, hi.

842
00:42:22,506 --> 00:42:24,108
Hi. Is it okay to barge in?

843
00:42:24,241 --> 00:42:25,976
My, my, my.

844
00:42:26,110 --> 00:42:28,445
What you've done to this place in such a short time.

845
00:42:28,579 --> 00:42:29,613
Thank you, dear.

846
00:42:29,747 --> 00:42:31,515
Oh, I'm Dori Greene,

847
00:42:31,649 --> 00:42:33,651
your friendly neighborhood neighbor from right down the hall.

848
00:42:33,784 --> 00:42:35,553
Hello. I am Jeannie Nelson.

849
00:42:35,686 --> 00:42:37,588
And that is my son T.J.

850
00:42:37,721 --> 00:42:39,356
and this is my sister Jeannie. (YAWNS)

851
00:42:39,490 --> 00:42:40,591
(LAUGHS)

852
00:42:40,724 --> 00:42:42,326
Two sisters with the same name?

853
00:42:42,459 --> 00:42:43,994
Must get awfully confusing.

854
00:42:44,528 --> 00:42:45,963
No, no.

855
00:42:46,864 --> 00:42:49,466
She does not intend to stay around a lot.

856
00:42:49,600 --> 00:42:52,670
Yes, but I do. I'm Roger Healey, alias Major Healey.

857
00:42:52,803 --> 00:42:53,871
You're cute.

858
00:42:54,004 --> 00:42:55,239
And I wasn't even trying.

859
00:42:55,372 --> 00:42:56,373
Never mind him.

860
00:42:56,507 --> 00:42:57,908
How are the men around here?

861
00:42:58,042 --> 00:42:59,910
Devastating and divorced.

862
00:43:00,377 --> 00:43:01,712
I'm single.

863
00:43:03,213 --> 00:43:07,151
Looks like this place definitely has possibilities after all.

864
00:43:07,284 --> 00:43:09,920
I think I'll go cruise around the spa.

865
00:43:11,755 --> 00:43:15,993
And this time be sure and wear both halves of your bikini.

866
00:43:17,728 --> 00:43:18,963
Ta.

867
00:43:20,564 --> 00:43:23,467
Come on, Uncle Roger, I'll show you where the tennis courts are.

868
00:43:23,601 --> 00:43:27,171
Single Roger, we've got to start meeting like this.

869
00:43:27,304 --> 00:43:29,239
Boy, is she pushy and aggressive.

870
00:43:30,441 --> 00:43:31,775
My kind of woman.

871
00:43:31,909 --> 00:43:34,278
Nice dress, pants, pants-dress.

872
00:43:35,479 --> 00:43:36,914
(LAUGHS)

873
00:43:37,848 --> 00:43:41,452
This place looks just fabulous.

874
00:43:41,585 --> 00:43:43,087
Did you have a decorator?

875
00:43:43,220 --> 00:43:45,089
No, no, my sister did it.

876
00:43:45,222 --> 00:43:47,825
You have a very talented sister.

877
00:43:47,958 --> 00:43:50,628
Yes. Yes, you could call it that.

878
00:43:50,761 --> 00:43:52,696
You haven't mentioned a husband.

879
00:43:52,830 --> 00:43:54,098
Is there one?

880
00:43:55,399 --> 00:43:56,934
Oh, well, uh,

881
00:43:57,067 --> 00:44:00,104
we are just a little bit separated.

882
00:44:00,504 --> 00:44:01,939
Well, go slowly.

883
00:44:02,072 --> 00:44:04,375
Divorce isn't what it's cracked up to be.

884
00:44:04,508 --> 00:44:06,777
Take it from a girl who's cracked up twice.

885
00:44:08,212 --> 00:44:09,313
I'm sorry.

886
00:44:09,446 --> 00:44:11,749
That's okay. I'm only depressed when I'm awake.

887
00:44:11,882 --> 00:44:14,118
Actually, I go to the health club a lot.

888
00:44:14,251 --> 00:44:16,620
Helps relieve the tensions.

889
00:44:16,754 --> 00:44:18,155
Maybe you'll wanna go sometime.

890
00:44:18,288 --> 00:44:20,324
Oh, thank you, no. I'll be job hunting.

891
00:44:20,457 --> 00:44:22,760
Well, then you'll really be tense. I will?

892
00:44:24,028 --> 00:44:26,130
Anyway, I'll be in touch.

893
00:44:26,263 --> 00:44:29,166
Just cannot get over what you've done here.

894
00:44:30,067 --> 00:44:31,769
Oh, just for the record,

895
00:44:31,902 --> 00:44:34,238
which half of the bikini did your sister wear?

896
00:44:34,738 --> 00:44:36,040
The left one.

897
00:44:41,445 --> 00:44:42,446
(DOOR CLOSES)

898
00:44:42,579 --> 00:44:44,014
(SIGHS)

899
00:44:52,423 --> 00:44:53,757
Jeannie?

900
00:44:57,461 --> 00:44:58,762
T.J.?

901
00:45:02,700 --> 00:45:04,201
Hey, everybody?

902
00:45:07,971 --> 00:45:09,440
Hey. I'm home.

903
00:45:12,276 --> 00:45:13,377
Jeannie?

904
00:45:13,777 --> 00:45:15,045
Jeannie?

905
00:45:17,548 --> 00:45:18,816
Jeannie?

906
00:45:20,784 --> 00:45:22,052
I bet you're hiding.

907
00:45:24,088 --> 00:45:25,989
I bet you're in your bottle.

908
00:45:31,695 --> 00:45:32,996
I bet you're not here.

909
00:45:34,932 --> 00:45:36,366
I bet you're gone.

910
00:46:08,432 --> 00:46:09,633
Mrs. Nelson,

911
00:46:09,767 --> 00:46:12,269
you haven't indicated any recent job experience.

912
00:46:12,402 --> 00:46:15,439
But you must have some skills.

913
00:46:15,572 --> 00:46:17,174
Do you type? No.

914
00:46:17,741 --> 00:46:19,476
Do you take dictation?

915
00:46:20,244 --> 00:46:21,044
No.

916
00:46:21,178 --> 00:46:23,514
Well, what skills do you have?

917
00:46:23,647 --> 00:46:25,883
I learned to take the beans out of the can

918
00:46:26,016 --> 00:46:28,519
before I put them in the microwave.

919
00:46:28,652 --> 00:46:29,920
Look, Mrs. Nelson,

920
00:46:30,053 --> 00:46:31,555
I think we're wasting each other's time.

921
00:46:31,688 --> 00:46:32,823
Why don't you go home?

922
00:46:32,956 --> 00:46:34,892
Well, at least give me a chance.

923
00:46:35,292 --> 00:46:36,126
Test me.

924
00:46:36,260 --> 00:46:38,395
(TYPEWRITERS CLACKING)

925
00:46:45,035 --> 00:46:46,470
All right, Mrs. Nelson.

926
00:46:47,905 --> 00:46:50,040
I'll time you as you type this.

927
00:46:54,745 --> 00:46:55,746
When I say begin...

928
00:46:55,879 --> 00:46:57,080
Wait a minute.

929
00:46:57,214 --> 00:46:59,583
There are no letters on these keys.

930
00:46:59,716 --> 00:47:03,053
This is a touch typing test, Mrs. Nelson.

931
00:47:07,758 --> 00:47:08,759
Are you ready?

932
00:47:08,892 --> 00:47:10,227
Oh, yes, yes.

933
00:47:10,661 --> 00:47:11,862
All right.

934
00:47:12,296 --> 00:47:13,363
Begin.

935
00:47:29,079 --> 00:47:31,048
(TYPEWRITER CLACKING RAPIDLY)

936
00:47:32,082 --> 00:47:33,417
(LAUGHING)

937
00:47:38,188 --> 00:47:39,423
(TYPEWRITER DINGS)

938
00:47:42,259 --> 00:47:46,096
Mrs. Nelson, I underestimated you.

939
00:47:46,230 --> 00:47:49,132
You are one exceptional woman.

940
00:47:51,535 --> 00:47:52,569
Not really.

941
00:47:55,572 --> 00:47:56,673
Not really.

942
00:48:53,697 --> 00:48:56,266
(BUSY TONE)

943
00:49:08,879 --> 00:49:11,915
FEMALE VOICE: That line is disconnected.

944
00:49:12,049 --> 00:49:13,183
But how can it be disconnected?

945
00:49:13,317 --> 00:49:15,052
It was just busy a minute ago.

946
00:49:15,185 --> 00:49:17,354
I'll check on it again, madam.

947
00:49:19,690 --> 00:49:20,891
Sorry.

948
00:49:21,024 --> 00:49:23,694
That line is disconnected.

949
00:49:33,236 --> 00:49:35,138
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING INSIDE)

950
00:49:37,741 --> 00:49:40,177
All right, ladies, this one you do the Haji,

951
00:49:40,310 --> 00:49:41,511
king of fitness.

952
00:49:42,846 --> 00:49:43,847
Pick it up.

953
00:49:43,981 --> 00:49:45,816
Five, six, seven, and kick.

954
00:49:45,949 --> 00:49:46,917
Yes.

955
00:49:47,050 --> 00:49:49,252
Two, three, four,

956
00:49:49,386 --> 00:49:52,589
five, six, seven and again.

957
00:49:52,723 --> 00:49:55,826
One, two, three, four,

958
00:49:55,959 --> 00:49:58,395
five, six, seven.

959
00:49:58,528 --> 00:49:59,396
Do the Haji.

960
00:49:59,529 --> 00:50:03,400
One, two, three, four, five...

961
00:50:05,102 --> 00:50:09,172
Okay now, just squeeze your thighs together real slow.

962
00:50:09,306 --> 00:50:11,108
Good, good.

963
00:50:11,241 --> 00:50:12,809
Go ahead, squeeze, squeeze, squeeze.

964
00:50:12,943 --> 00:50:14,177
Now push 'em apart.

965
00:50:14,678 --> 00:50:16,046
Slow.

966
00:50:17,314 --> 00:50:21,051
Why would anybody want strong thighs?

967
00:50:21,184 --> 00:50:22,719
It comes in handy in the kitchen.

968
00:50:22,986 --> 00:50:24,154
How?

969
00:50:24,287 --> 00:50:25,989
Well, haven't you ever had a ketchup bottle

970
00:50:26,123 --> 00:50:28,325
or a jelly jar you couldn't open?

971
00:50:29,092 --> 00:50:30,293
Oh, yes, a jelly jar, yes.

972
00:50:30,427 --> 00:50:32,429
A jelly jar. Well, with strong thighs,

973
00:50:32,562 --> 00:50:34,264
you just put it between your legs

974
00:50:34,398 --> 00:50:35,966
and twist the top off.

975
00:50:36,099 --> 00:50:38,201
(BOTH LAUGHING)

976
00:50:39,436 --> 00:50:41,505
Okay, okay, you don't like this one.

977
00:50:41,638 --> 00:50:43,040
Come on, come on, I've got...

978
00:50:43,173 --> 00:50:46,143
Oh, voila, the stomach cruncher.

979
00:50:46,276 --> 00:50:47,644
(GASPS) You're gonna love this.

980
00:50:47,778 --> 00:50:50,113
I thought these things went out with the Inquisition.

981
00:50:50,247 --> 00:50:52,949
This is great for the tummy. Watch.

982
00:50:53,083 --> 00:50:54,317
Oh.

983
00:50:55,152 --> 00:50:56,453
You do it.

984
00:50:56,586 --> 00:50:58,655
I am going to find something with training wheels.

985
00:51:03,894 --> 00:51:05,228
FEMALE INSTRUCTOR: And it's going down.

986
00:51:05,362 --> 00:51:07,197
Come on, keep the energy up.

987
00:51:07,330 --> 00:51:10,534
(UPBEAT MUSIC CONTINUES)

988
00:51:17,774 --> 00:51:19,342
Left, right.

989
00:51:24,214 --> 00:51:27,517
Up and down. Good, up.

990
00:51:34,357 --> 00:51:36,693
You always were more ornamental than athletic.

991
00:51:36,827 --> 00:51:38,295
Oh, Haji!

992
00:51:40,497 --> 00:51:41,965
Hello, Jeannie.

993
00:51:42,099 --> 00:51:44,067
Fancy you meeting me here.

994
00:51:44,201 --> 00:51:45,936
What are you doing in this place?

995
00:51:46,069 --> 00:51:47,471
I own it.

996
00:51:47,604 --> 00:51:50,574
There's a fortune to be made in fat.

997
00:51:50,707 --> 00:51:53,210
I did not think you would ever leave Baghdad.

998
00:51:53,343 --> 00:51:55,812
Baghdad is no longer Fun City, my dear.

999
00:51:55,946 --> 00:51:58,215
Can you imagine they've put a tax on harems.

1000
00:51:58,348 --> 00:51:59,850
(GASPS)

1001
00:51:59,983 --> 00:52:02,085
Then you have given up being chief of all the djinns?

1002
00:52:02,219 --> 00:52:03,753
On the contrary,

1003
00:52:03,887 --> 00:52:06,089
I merely moonlight.

1004
00:52:06,223 --> 00:52:08,825
And very pleasant moonlighting indeed.

1005
00:52:09,993 --> 00:52:11,328
But enough about me.

1006
00:52:12,229 --> 00:52:14,598
I hear you're having troubles.

1007
00:52:16,166 --> 00:52:17,601
Who? Me?

1008
00:52:17,734 --> 00:52:19,269
(LAUGHS)

1009
00:52:22,439 --> 00:52:24,274
I warned you.

1010
00:52:24,407 --> 00:52:27,344
This is what comes of marrying a mortal.

1011
00:52:27,477 --> 00:52:29,546
Tony and I have been very happy together.

1012
00:52:29,679 --> 00:52:31,114
And I want us to be happy again.

1013
00:52:31,248 --> 00:52:34,217
So you think that by living the life of a mortal woman,

1014
00:52:34,351 --> 00:52:36,820
everything will be halvah and roses?

1015
00:52:36,953 --> 00:52:38,221
Well, I have to try.

1016
00:52:38,355 --> 00:52:40,423
Jeannie, I didn't know you knew Haji.

1017
00:52:40,991 --> 00:52:42,025
Oh, yes, yes.

1018
00:52:43,093 --> 00:52:47,264
I have known him for a very long, long time.

1019
00:52:47,397 --> 00:52:49,699
Oh, am I interrupting something?

1020
00:52:49,833 --> 00:52:51,034
Oh, no, no.

1021
00:52:51,168 --> 00:52:52,869
We are finished.

1022
00:52:53,003 --> 00:52:55,338
Okay, come on, Jeannie, let's suffer.

1023
00:52:55,472 --> 00:52:56,973
I think he's cute. Ha!

1024
00:53:00,944 --> 00:53:02,412
FEMALE INSTRUCTOR: Get on the floor again.

1025
00:53:02,546 --> 00:53:04,581
Now, come on. Stretch it.

1026
00:53:06,716 --> 00:53:07,751
There you go.

1027
00:53:08,985 --> 00:53:10,020
Come on.

1028
00:53:10,153 --> 00:53:11,588
And down, and up,

1029
00:53:11,721 --> 00:53:14,858
and down, and up and the stretch is on.

1030
00:53:14,991 --> 00:53:15,992
Keep those legs...

1031
00:53:19,196 --> 00:53:21,264
Your efforts have proven fruitless.

1032
00:53:21,398 --> 00:53:23,600
She is determined to make a go of her marriage.

1033
00:53:25,135 --> 00:53:27,904
I am equally determined to make a go of it,

1034
00:53:28,872 --> 00:53:29,906
a go-away.

1035
00:53:30,740 --> 00:53:33,543
You have something further in mind?

1036
00:53:33,677 --> 00:53:37,914
Well, I thought perhaps another man.

1037
00:53:38,048 --> 00:53:39,916
(LAUGHS)

1038
00:53:40,050 --> 00:53:44,254
Your deviousness never ceases to delight me.

1039
00:53:48,291 --> 00:53:49,926
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)

1040
00:54:27,264 --> 00:54:28,365
Hello?

1041
00:54:28,498 --> 00:54:29,733
MAN: Be right there.

1042
00:54:45,348 --> 00:54:47,450
Oh, thank you for your help.

1043
00:54:47,584 --> 00:54:49,319
The owner must have spent hours

1044
00:54:49,452 --> 00:54:51,154
setting up that display.

1045
00:54:51,288 --> 00:54:52,689
Days.

1046
00:54:54,591 --> 00:54:56,459
You are the owner? Yeah.

1047
00:54:57,427 --> 00:54:58,728
Oh, dear.

1048
00:55:00,563 --> 00:55:02,232
I was going to apply for the job,

1049
00:55:02,365 --> 00:55:03,700
but now I suppose it is hopeless.

1050
00:55:04,134 --> 00:55:05,802
I'm Wes Morrison.

1051
00:55:07,170 --> 00:55:08,471
Jeannie Nelson.

1052
00:55:12,108 --> 00:55:14,544
What... What job?

1053
00:55:14,678 --> 00:55:16,546
Oh, the sign says help wanted.

1054
00:55:18,481 --> 00:55:19,683
(LAUGHS)

1055
00:55:23,420 --> 00:55:25,689
Now this is... This is strange.

1056
00:55:26,656 --> 00:55:29,292
I mean, I've never seen this sign before.

1057
00:55:29,426 --> 00:55:30,960
And I don't have any openings.

1058
00:55:31,094 --> 00:55:33,663
You see, I've had this one woman who's been with me for years.

1059
00:55:35,098 --> 00:55:36,232
Well, thank you anyway.

1060
00:55:36,366 --> 00:55:38,835
Wes, do you know where I can find the...

1061
00:55:38,968 --> 00:55:39,969
(MAGIC CHIMES)

1062
00:55:41,071 --> 00:55:42,439
Find what?

1063
00:55:42,572 --> 00:55:44,808
You'll have to look for it yourself, Mr. Morrison.

1064
00:55:44,941 --> 00:55:46,176
I'm quitting.

1065
00:55:46,309 --> 00:55:48,511
I just had this sudden urge to go to the Middle East.

1066
00:55:48,645 --> 00:55:51,781
I don't think that's a very good idea, Mrs. Rosenbloom.

1067
00:55:54,351 --> 00:55:55,752
Well, I guess I do have an opening.

1068
00:55:55,885 --> 00:55:58,355
I will take it. No, not so fast.

1069
00:55:58,488 --> 00:55:59,889
See, I have to behave like an employer.

1070
00:56:00,023 --> 00:56:01,825
You know, give you a job interview.

1071
00:56:02,459 --> 00:56:04,294
Now let me see. Uh...

1072
00:56:04,427 --> 00:56:05,862
Do you have any experience?

1073
00:56:05,995 --> 00:56:09,699
Oh, the sign says no experience necessary.

1074
00:56:09,833 --> 00:56:11,634
And that is what I have the most of.

1075
00:56:11,768 --> 00:56:14,037
Well, I didn't realize I was dealing with an expert.

1076
00:56:14,170 --> 00:56:16,639
You see, this is just one of a chain of shops that I own.

1077
00:56:16,773 --> 00:56:19,309
So I need someone who can manage it all by herself

1078
00:56:19,442 --> 00:56:20,944
and give it a lot of tender loving care.

1079
00:56:21,077 --> 00:56:23,179
Oh, I am just your woman!

1080
00:56:24,013 --> 00:56:25,115
I do hope so.

1081
00:56:27,984 --> 00:56:31,121
Can you believe Miss Reynolds giving us a pop quiz tomorrow.

1082
00:56:31,254 --> 00:56:33,723
She probably did it just to drive me crazy.

1083
00:56:33,857 --> 00:56:35,592
You and the rest of the class.

1084
00:56:35,725 --> 00:56:37,327
I wanted to go to the mall tonight

1085
00:56:37,460 --> 00:56:39,195
and I'm barely passing as it is.

1086
00:56:39,329 --> 00:56:40,430
Who is passing?

1087
00:56:40,563 --> 00:56:41,831
Not me, yeah.

1088
00:56:41,965 --> 00:56:43,967
I guess I can always not go to the mall.

1089
00:56:44,100 --> 00:56:47,704
Or one of us could try to get a copy of the test.

1090
00:56:47,837 --> 00:56:49,939
KID: No way. MELISSA: Oh, forget it, Brad.

1091
00:56:50,073 --> 00:56:52,342
No one could get a copy of that history test.

1092
00:56:52,475 --> 00:56:56,212
Miss Reynolds always stashes it in a place where no one would look,

1093
00:56:56,346 --> 00:56:58,281
her bra. (KIDS LAUGH)

1094
00:56:58,415 --> 00:57:01,151
Boy, where's Indiana Jones when you really need him.

1095
00:57:04,087 --> 00:57:06,890
Well, if it isn't nerd Nelson.

1096
00:57:07,023 --> 00:57:09,325
I see you can open your mouth all by yourself.

1097
00:57:09,459 --> 00:57:10,460
(KIDS CHUCKLE)

1098
00:57:10,593 --> 00:57:12,195
Come on, guys, let's go.

1099
00:57:15,432 --> 00:57:17,367
You're lucky, T.J.

1100
00:57:17,500 --> 00:57:19,235
You're not in Miss Reynolds' class.

1101
00:57:25,308 --> 00:57:27,110
The job is really fun.

1102
00:57:27,777 --> 00:57:29,879
And I'm good at it, too.

1103
00:57:30,013 --> 00:57:33,450
Today I sold a racket, three cans of balls and two pairs of sneakers,

1104
00:57:33,583 --> 00:57:35,785
and he only came in to use the phone.

1105
00:57:35,919 --> 00:57:37,720
And Wes is really nice, too.

1106
00:57:38,488 --> 00:57:39,889
Or did I tell you that?

1107
00:57:40,723 --> 00:57:42,459
Mom? Yes, dear.

1108
00:57:42,592 --> 00:57:43,960
If I asked you to do something

1109
00:57:44,093 --> 00:57:46,196
that would, like, change my whole life,

1110
00:57:46,329 --> 00:57:47,697
would you do it?

1111
00:57:47,831 --> 00:57:49,199
What would I have to buy you?

1112
00:57:49,332 --> 00:57:51,267
Oh, I don't want you to buy me anything.

1113
00:57:51,401 --> 00:57:52,435
It's just a favor.

1114
00:57:52,569 --> 00:57:53,870
A tiny little favor.

1115
00:57:54,003 --> 00:57:55,805
An infinitesimal little favor.

1116
00:57:55,939 --> 00:57:58,575
The smaller you make it, the larger it seems.

1117
00:57:58,708 --> 00:58:01,945
All you have to do is get me a copy of Miss Reynolds' history test.

1118
00:58:02,078 --> 00:58:03,146
(COUGHS)

1119
00:58:03,279 --> 00:58:05,181
All I have to do?

1120
00:58:05,315 --> 00:58:07,350
It's no problem. You can just use your powers.

1121
00:58:07,484 --> 00:58:08,985
T.J.

1122
00:58:09,118 --> 00:58:10,854
Even if I were still using my powers,

1123
00:58:10,987 --> 00:58:13,490
I would never use them for something so dishonest.

1124
00:58:13,623 --> 00:58:14,591
Well, it's not for me.

1125
00:58:14,724 --> 00:58:16,226
I'm not even in her class.

1126
00:58:16,359 --> 00:58:17,594
It's for Melissa.

1127
00:58:17,727 --> 00:58:19,028
This is my chance to make points with her.

1128
00:58:19,162 --> 00:58:21,264
Well, I am going to make a point with you.

1129
00:58:21,397 --> 00:58:22,866
No.

1130
00:58:22,999 --> 00:58:24,901
It is time the men in this family realize

1131
00:58:25,034 --> 00:58:27,403
that their wishes are no longer my command.

1132
00:58:27,537 --> 00:58:30,206
What good is it to be a genie if you're gonna be ethical?

1133
00:58:39,883 --> 00:58:41,417
What's wrong, tiger?

1134
00:58:41,551 --> 00:58:43,586
Oh, hi, Aunt Jeannie.

1135
00:58:43,720 --> 00:58:46,122
Looks like you have a severe case of the droops.

1136
00:58:46,823 --> 00:58:48,658
How come?

1137
00:58:48,791 --> 00:58:51,027
Well, I got myself into a dumb mess.

1138
00:58:51,160 --> 00:58:52,829
See, I was trying to impress this girl and...

1139
00:58:52,962 --> 00:58:54,831
And you thought what a hero you'd be

1140
00:58:54,964 --> 00:58:57,166
if you had a copy of that history test.

1141
00:58:57,300 --> 00:59:00,036
Only Mrs. Clean in there won't cooperate.

1142
00:59:00,169 --> 00:59:01,838
If you know so much, why'd you ask?

1143
00:59:01,971 --> 00:59:05,074
Oh, I like to keep up appearances.

1144
00:59:05,975 --> 00:59:07,977
Well, anyhow, I'm history with Melissa.

1145
00:59:09,045 --> 00:59:10,113
Better?

1146
00:59:11,848 --> 00:59:13,750
Oh, the history test!

1147
00:59:14,684 --> 00:59:16,185
That's my boy.

1148
00:59:43,646 --> 00:59:45,648
(LINE RINGING)

1149
00:59:45,782 --> 00:59:50,386
FEMALE VOICE: Sorry. That line is disconnected.

1150
00:59:50,520 --> 00:59:53,022
What do you mean it was disconnected? It's a new listing.

1151
00:59:53,156 --> 00:59:55,425
I'll check on it again, sir.

1152
00:59:55,892 --> 00:59:57,193
Never mind.

1153
01:00:17,313 --> 01:00:20,316
I will be with you in a minute. Oh, I'm just browsing.

1154
01:00:21,484 --> 01:00:24,287
Thank you very much, and please come in again.

1155
01:00:27,657 --> 01:00:29,292
DORI: Jeannie?

1156
01:00:29,425 --> 01:00:31,194
Dori, hi. Hi.

1157
01:00:32,295 --> 01:00:34,664
(WHISPERS) Where is he? Who?

1158
01:00:34,797 --> 01:00:36,833
The good-looking boss you raved about.

1159
01:00:36,966 --> 01:00:38,601
I did not rave about him, and he is not here.

1160
01:00:38,735 --> 01:00:41,304
Oh. And I got all dressed for him.

1161
01:00:41,871 --> 01:00:43,239
I hope you don't mind.

1162
01:00:43,373 --> 01:00:44,674
(CHUCKLING)

1163
01:00:44,807 --> 01:00:46,376
Dori, believe me, there is nothing between us.

1164
01:00:46,509 --> 01:00:47,844
This is strictly business.

1165
01:00:47,977 --> 01:00:50,813
Uh-huh. You trying to convince me or you?

1166
01:00:50,947 --> 01:00:54,651
Don't tell me he hasn't asked you for dinner or something.

1167
01:00:54,784 --> 01:00:55,818
How do you know?

1168
01:00:55,952 --> 01:00:57,587
(LAUGHS) Terrific.

1169
01:00:57,720 --> 01:00:59,055
T.J. can stay with me.

1170
01:00:59,188 --> 01:01:02,191
He asked. I said no.

1171
01:01:02,325 --> 01:01:04,994
Dori, I am not interested in going out with anyone.

1172
01:01:05,128 --> 01:01:08,331
(SIGHS) Well, do it for me. I'm into vicarious thrills.

1173
01:01:08,464 --> 01:01:09,732
Bye, bye, Dori.

1174
01:01:14,537 --> 01:01:15,738
(MAGIC CHIMES)

1175
01:01:21,110 --> 01:01:24,714
Jeannie, I forgot to show you this.

1176
01:01:26,115 --> 01:01:27,850
I've never even heard of this paper.

1177
01:01:27,984 --> 01:01:29,252
I don't know, it just...

1178
01:01:29,385 --> 01:01:31,354
It just popped into my shopping bag.

1179
01:01:34,290 --> 01:01:36,159
Then, again, what is the harm in a dinner.

1180
01:01:37,260 --> 01:01:38,761
A person has to eat, don't they?

1181
01:01:38,895 --> 01:01:40,730
Lord knows I do.

1182
01:01:51,541 --> 01:01:52,775
Melissa, wait!

1183
01:01:53,810 --> 01:01:55,178
Melissa, wait!

1184
01:01:55,912 --> 01:01:57,814
T.J., I'll talk to you later.

1185
01:01:57,947 --> 01:01:59,482
I've got something for you.

1186
01:01:59,615 --> 01:02:00,616
What is it?

1187
01:02:00,750 --> 01:02:01,851
Take a look.

1188
01:02:01,984 --> 01:02:03,219
It's even got the answers.

1189
01:02:04,954 --> 01:02:06,322
The history test!

1190
01:02:07,223 --> 01:02:08,357
How did you get this?

1191
01:02:08,491 --> 01:02:10,026
I've got my ways.

1192
01:02:12,328 --> 01:02:14,363
T.J., I always liked you

1193
01:02:14,497 --> 01:02:17,366
and I never thought that you would ever do anything dishonest.

1194
01:02:17,500 --> 01:02:20,002
I guess you're just like all the other boys.

1195
01:02:20,837 --> 01:02:22,839
No, you're worse.

1196
01:02:24,640 --> 01:02:26,275
(BELL RINGING)

1197
01:02:27,577 --> 01:02:29,412
T.J.: And so I gave her a copy of the test and...

1198
01:02:29,545 --> 01:02:30,880
Well, it backfired.

1199
01:02:31,013 --> 01:02:33,750
Where did you get a copy of the test, T.J.?

1200
01:02:33,883 --> 01:02:35,318
Mom, if I tell you who gave it to me,

1201
01:02:35,451 --> 01:02:36,986
it'll be like snitching,

1202
01:02:37,120 --> 01:02:38,888
only worse 'cause it's family.

1203
01:02:40,823 --> 01:02:42,725
Money is not the root of all evil.

1204
01:02:42,859 --> 01:02:44,260
It is my sister.

1205
01:02:44,393 --> 01:02:46,863
What really stinks is that the magic didn't work.

1206
01:02:47,530 --> 01:02:48,664
It got you the test.

1207
01:02:48,798 --> 01:02:50,133
But it didn't solve my problems.

1208
01:02:50,266 --> 01:02:51,934
It didn't change my life,

1209
01:02:52,535 --> 01:02:53,936
except in the wrong way.

1210
01:02:56,239 --> 01:02:59,041
Melissa had always liked me for just being me.

1211
01:02:59,175 --> 01:03:01,010
Congratulations, T.J.

1212
01:03:01,144 --> 01:03:03,112
You have just learned at a very early age

1213
01:03:03,246 --> 01:03:06,149
what it took me over 2,000 years to find out.

1214
01:03:06,282 --> 01:03:09,452
People magic is much more powerful than genie magic.

1215
01:03:10,486 --> 01:03:11,854
What's people magic?

1216
01:03:12,688 --> 01:03:14,390
Well, it's, uh...

1217
01:03:14,524 --> 01:03:17,126
It's a very, very special relationship

1218
01:03:17,260 --> 01:03:21,097
that happens between two people who really care about each other.

1219
01:03:22,098 --> 01:03:24,000
The way I care about you.

1220
01:03:24,133 --> 01:03:26,035
I'm not even sure I wanna have my powers now.

1221
01:03:26,169 --> 01:03:28,704
Oh, you have to control them.

1222
01:03:28,838 --> 01:03:31,040
You cannot let them control you.

1223
01:03:31,174 --> 01:03:34,243
Do you think it's too late to try some of that people magic on Melissa?

1224
01:03:34,377 --> 01:03:36,546
Why don't you call her?

1225
01:03:36,679 --> 01:03:39,282
I have a feeling that she's going to like you again,

1226
01:03:39,715 --> 01:03:40,950
just for you.

1227
01:03:42,018 --> 01:03:43,286
Thanks, Mom.

1228
01:03:44,887 --> 01:03:46,255
Oh, and, Mom,

1229
01:03:46,389 --> 01:03:47,690
you don't look just pretty.

1230
01:03:47,824 --> 01:03:50,026
You look awesome.

1231
01:03:51,027 --> 01:03:52,428
Well, thank you, sir.

1232
01:04:06,843 --> 01:04:08,244
(DOORBELL BUZZING)

1233
01:04:11,447 --> 01:04:12,615
Jeannie?

1234
01:04:12,748 --> 01:04:14,050
(DOORBELL BUZZING)

1235
01:04:28,231 --> 01:04:29,832
What a pleasant surprise.

1236
01:04:29,966 --> 01:04:31,033
Oh, boy.

1237
01:04:31,167 --> 01:04:32,602
Listen, isn't Jeannie here?

1238
01:04:32,735 --> 01:04:34,804
I'm leaving for the Cape. I wanted to say goodbye.

1239
01:04:34,937 --> 01:04:37,173
Oh, what a shame.

1240
01:04:38,107 --> 01:04:39,442
She went out to dinner.

1241
01:04:39,575 --> 01:04:40,610
And T.J.?

1242
01:04:40,743 --> 01:04:42,144
Hmm, out to dinner.

1243
01:04:42,278 --> 01:04:43,512
Oh, you mean they went together, huh?

1244
01:04:43,646 --> 01:04:45,514
Oh, don't be silly.

1245
01:04:45,648 --> 01:04:48,751
Now why would T.J. go out to dinner with Jeannie's boss?

1246
01:04:48,885 --> 01:04:50,386
Jeannie went out with her boss?

1247
01:04:50,519 --> 01:04:51,687
Well, why not?

1248
01:04:51,821 --> 01:04:53,589
He's young, he's handsome, unmarried...

1249
01:04:53,723 --> 01:04:54,790
Now knock it off, will you?

1250
01:04:54,924 --> 01:04:56,125
I am not jealous.

1251
01:04:56,259 --> 01:04:59,161
I did not come here to check up on her, okay?

1252
01:04:59,295 --> 01:05:01,030
Is this the first time she's been out with her boss?

1253
01:05:01,163 --> 01:05:02,965
Who's counting?

1254
01:05:03,099 --> 01:05:05,067
You know, if I were married to a man like you,

1255
01:05:05,201 --> 01:05:07,336
I'd be as faithful as the day is long.

1256
01:05:08,204 --> 01:05:09,972
But with my sister,

1257
01:05:10,106 --> 01:05:12,642
sunset comes early.

1258
01:05:12,775 --> 01:05:15,111
Now listen, I want you to give her this telephone number

1259
01:05:15,244 --> 01:05:16,712
'cause this is where I can be reached.

1260
01:05:16,846 --> 01:05:18,314
It's very important, all right?

1261
01:05:18,447 --> 01:05:19,682
Hmm.

1262
01:05:19,815 --> 01:05:22,485
And... And tell her that I miss her very much.

1263
01:05:24,553 --> 01:05:26,789
Would you like to kiss me goodbye for her?

1264
01:05:26,923 --> 01:05:28,324
Uh-uh-uh.

1265
01:05:28,891 --> 01:05:30,293
Coward.

1266
01:05:34,997 --> 01:05:36,198
(MAGIC CHIMES)

1267
01:05:37,233 --> 01:05:38,567
(LAUGHING)

1268
01:05:43,172 --> 01:05:45,374
(VIOLIN PLAYING)

1269
01:05:52,548 --> 01:05:54,984
It has been a wonderful evening.

1270
01:05:55,117 --> 01:05:56,552
Well, didn't you expect to enjoy it?

1271
01:05:58,154 --> 01:05:59,855
Well, I guess I, uh...

1272
01:05:59,989 --> 01:06:01,590
I was afraid I would.

1273
01:06:01,724 --> 01:06:03,826
Jeannie, I know you think this is too soon,

1274
01:06:03,960 --> 01:06:05,194
that we hardly know each other.

1275
01:06:05,328 --> 01:06:07,530
But the first minute I saw you,

1276
01:06:07,663 --> 01:06:09,899
I knew we were meant to fall in love.

1277
01:06:10,032 --> 01:06:11,267
You are right.

1278
01:06:11,968 --> 01:06:13,235
It is too soon.

1279
01:06:15,404 --> 01:06:17,106
(CHUCKLES FLATLY)

1280
01:06:17,239 --> 01:06:20,276
But I feel like I've know you for a thousand years.

1281
01:06:20,409 --> 01:06:23,546
Oh, I think I would have remembered you.

1282
01:06:23,679 --> 01:06:25,715
WAITER: Dessert? I already know what I want.

1283
01:06:29,118 --> 01:06:31,220
Oh, let us see what is good down here.

1284
01:06:33,589 --> 01:06:35,758
Hi, Jeannie. I thought that was you.

1285
01:06:35,891 --> 01:06:36,859
Hello, Roger.

1286
01:06:36,993 --> 01:06:38,260
Hello, hi.

1287
01:06:38,394 --> 01:06:41,030
Uh, Roger, this is Wes Morrison, my boss.

1288
01:06:41,163 --> 01:06:42,398
Wes, this is Roger Healey.

1289
01:06:42,531 --> 01:06:43,933
Hi, Wes. How do you do? Nice meeting you.

1290
01:06:44,066 --> 01:06:45,401
Mind if I join you guys?

1291
01:06:45,534 --> 01:06:47,737
My date's in the powder room for some major repairs.

1292
01:06:50,439 --> 01:06:52,742
Roger is a longtime family friend.

1293
01:06:52,875 --> 01:06:54,110
And admirer.

1294
01:06:54,243 --> 01:06:55,911
Tony and I were in the space program together.

1295
01:06:56,045 --> 01:06:57,880
Really? Her husband.

1296
01:06:58,014 --> 01:06:59,682
Yes, I know.

1297
01:06:59,815 --> 01:07:01,917
How about Tony going to the Cape for the final countdown?

1298
01:07:02,051 --> 01:07:03,786
He left? ROGER: Yeah.

1299
01:07:03,919 --> 01:07:05,287
Not bad for old Pops, huh?

1300
01:07:06,455 --> 01:07:08,324
He never even said goodbye.

1301
01:07:15,498 --> 01:07:17,199
Waiter, more wine, please.

1302
01:07:21,437 --> 01:07:22,772
The service around here is unbelievable.

1303
01:07:22,905 --> 01:07:24,774
(LAUGHS)

1304
01:07:24,907 --> 01:07:27,643
You know what happens to genies when they have just one little sip of red wine.

1305
01:07:28,711 --> 01:07:29,645
Genies?

1306
01:07:29,779 --> 01:07:31,113
Uh, Jeannie.

1307
01:07:34,316 --> 01:07:35,785
Yes. (HICCUPS)

1308
01:07:39,722 --> 01:07:41,090
You ordered wine.

1309
01:07:41,590 --> 01:07:42,625
Wine.

1310
01:07:48,297 --> 01:07:49,632
(HICCUPS)

1311
01:07:53,636 --> 01:07:54,703
(HICCUPS)

1312
01:07:58,908 --> 01:08:02,144
I guess the repairs were a little more major than I thought.

1313
01:08:03,946 --> 01:08:05,514
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)

1314
01:08:08,384 --> 01:08:11,287
What do you say we blow this joint, okay?

1315
01:08:11,420 --> 01:08:12,988
Good idea. I got this.

1316
01:08:13,122 --> 01:08:14,457
There you go. You, too, Wes.

1317
01:08:14,590 --> 01:08:16,158
Come on, Wes. Good boy, Wes.

1318
01:08:16,292 --> 01:08:18,260
Out you go. Come on, here we go.

1319
01:08:20,729 --> 01:08:22,798
Way to go. What, what the hell is going on in there?

1320
01:08:22,932 --> 01:08:24,100
What is going on in there?

1321
01:08:24,233 --> 01:08:25,901
Yeah. Yes, that's right.

1322
01:08:26,035 --> 01:08:27,436
You're probably having hallucinations. You probably had a bad oyster.

1323
01:08:27,570 --> 01:08:29,105
I didn't have oysters. I had a salad.

1324
01:08:29,238 --> 01:08:31,307
Right, you probably had a bad cucumber.

1325
01:08:31,440 --> 01:08:32,575
I'll get the car. You get the car.

1326
01:08:32,708 --> 01:08:34,043
Get the car. That's good.

1327
01:08:34,176 --> 01:08:35,111
Is there a back way out of here?

1328
01:08:35,244 --> 01:08:36,212
That way.

1329
01:08:36,345 --> 01:08:37,746
(HICCUPS)

1330
01:08:37,880 --> 01:08:40,282
(ROCK MUSIC CONTINUES)

1331
01:08:57,266 --> 01:08:58,601
When in Rome...

1332
01:09:09,111 --> 01:09:12,081
I still don't understand what happened in that restaurant.

1333
01:09:12,214 --> 01:09:15,084
I don't know. I must have blacked out or something.

1334
01:09:15,217 --> 01:09:17,720
Well, let's just say it was a memorable evening.

1335
01:09:17,853 --> 01:09:20,122
Well, I know how we can make it even more memorable.

1336
01:09:20,256 --> 01:09:22,958
You can invite me in for a cup of coffee.

1337
01:09:23,092 --> 01:09:24,927
Oh, I think we should be honest with each other.

1338
01:09:25,060 --> 01:09:26,529
Oh, no.

1339
01:09:26,662 --> 01:09:28,063
See, the first thing, we're honest with each other,

1340
01:09:28,197 --> 01:09:29,598
then the next thing you know and the love affair is over.

1341
01:09:29,732 --> 01:09:31,700
Oh, this isn't a love affair.

1342
01:09:31,834 --> 01:09:33,702
Yeah, but it could be if you invited me in for a cup of coffee.

1343
01:09:33,836 --> 01:09:36,772
Wes, Wes, you know I like you.

1344
01:09:36,906 --> 01:09:40,276
But I think of you as a friend who's fun to be with.

1345
01:09:41,243 --> 01:09:43,179
You're a nice man.

1346
01:09:43,312 --> 01:09:45,548
You deserve a lot more than I can offer you.

1347
01:09:45,681 --> 01:09:48,450
So it's true then, nice guys do finish last.

1348
01:09:49,218 --> 01:09:50,486
No.

1349
01:09:50,619 --> 01:09:53,155
Look, I am trying to learn how to be independent,

1350
01:09:53,289 --> 01:09:55,691
how to be a real woman... No, it's all right. I understand.

1351
01:09:55,824 --> 01:09:57,726
And how to run the trash compactor.

1352
01:09:57,860 --> 01:09:59,695
No, I understand. You don't take yes for an answer, do you?

1353
01:10:03,532 --> 01:10:05,000
(PHONE RINGING)

1354
01:10:06,902 --> 01:10:07,903
Excuse me.

1355
01:10:15,177 --> 01:10:16,478
Hello?

1356
01:10:16,979 --> 01:10:18,013
Tony!

1357
01:10:18,147 --> 01:10:19,548
Tony, where are you?

1358
01:10:22,017 --> 01:10:24,353
And why did you leave without saying goodbye?

1359
01:10:24,486 --> 01:10:25,754
Didn't you get my message?

1360
01:10:25,888 --> 01:10:26,822
What message?

1361
01:10:26,956 --> 01:10:28,824
The one that I left with your sister.

1362
01:10:29,892 --> 01:10:31,060
I did not get it.

1363
01:10:31,193 --> 01:10:32,428
But I am going to give it to her.

1364
01:10:32,561 --> 01:10:33,929
Jeannie, listen to me.

1365
01:10:35,130 --> 01:10:38,267
And don't answer now. Don't answer right away, okay?

1366
01:10:40,302 --> 01:10:42,538
I'm asking you to come back.

1367
01:10:42,671 --> 01:10:45,641
Not because you have to, but because you want to.

1368
01:10:45,774 --> 01:10:46,609
Tony, I...

1369
01:10:46,742 --> 01:10:48,877
Please, don't answer now.

1370
01:10:49,545 --> 01:10:51,313
If our marriage has a chance,

1371
01:10:54,049 --> 01:10:56,285
be at home when I come home, please.

1372
01:10:57,620 --> 01:10:59,622
If you're not, I'll know it's really over.

1373
01:11:00,389 --> 01:11:01,824
Whatever you do,

1374
01:11:04,193 --> 01:11:05,561
I want you to know that

1375
01:11:07,196 --> 01:11:09,865
loving you is the best thing that ever happened to me.

1376
01:11:11,500 --> 01:11:12,735
(EXHALES)

1377
01:11:21,377 --> 01:11:22,778
People magic.

1378
01:11:26,248 --> 01:11:28,684
MISSION CONTROL: T minus 27 seconds and counting.

1379
01:11:28,817 --> 01:11:31,553
All recorders and the silographs to fast.

1380
01:11:31,987 --> 01:11:33,722
Vernier start.

1381
01:11:33,856 --> 01:11:35,891
Our contact pressurized.

1382
01:11:36,025 --> 01:11:37,793
MAN: Come on, baby, now.

1383
01:11:37,926 --> 01:11:42,998
MISSION CONTROL: Ten, nine, eight, seven, six,

1384
01:11:43,132 --> 01:11:49,838
main stage, four, three, two, one, zero.

1385
01:11:51,006 --> 01:11:53,842
(ROCKET LIFT OFF)

1386
01:12:03,385 --> 01:12:04,853
NEWSCASTER: And there they go.

1387
01:12:04,987 --> 01:12:07,056
Colonel Tony Nelson and his courageous crew,

1388
01:12:07,189 --> 01:12:10,092
Colonel John Ferris, Lieutenant Commander George Franklin,

1389
01:12:10,225 --> 01:12:12,895
Dr. Thomas Elroy and Captain Nelly Hunt,

1390
01:12:13,028 --> 01:12:15,831
making her very first space exploration.

1391
01:12:15,964 --> 01:12:17,466
Liberty Seven is on its way

1392
01:12:17,599 --> 01:12:19,335
soaring majestically into the air,

1393
01:12:19,468 --> 01:12:21,503
blazing a path to the heavens.

1394
01:12:22,271 --> 01:12:23,572
(CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICKING)

1395
01:12:31,914 --> 01:12:34,016
NEWSCASTER: It's 8:18 a.m. at Cape Canaveral

1396
01:12:34,149 --> 01:12:37,753
and the Space Center has just announced a perfect lift-off of the space shuttle.

1397
01:12:37,886 --> 01:12:41,223
"It's an exciting mission," Commander Tony Nelson told mission control this morning,

1398
01:12:41,357 --> 01:12:43,859
five days after their spectacular launch.

1399
01:12:43,992 --> 01:12:45,928
If the weather cooperates, the shuttle will be landing

1400
01:12:46,061 --> 01:12:48,030
at Edwards Air Force Base in the morning.

1401
01:12:48,163 --> 01:12:50,132
We continue now with our regular programming.

1402
01:12:53,969 --> 01:12:55,104
Hmm.

1403
01:12:55,237 --> 01:12:57,039
(SINGING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)

1404
01:13:01,009 --> 01:13:03,078
Going somewhere, sister dear?

1405
01:13:04,880 --> 01:13:07,116
You and your messages.

1406
01:13:10,886 --> 01:13:14,690
I cannot believe that you are dropping everything to run back to Tony.

1407
01:13:14,823 --> 01:13:17,292
All that talk about independence

1408
01:13:17,426 --> 01:13:19,728
and wanting to be a mortal woman.

1409
01:13:19,862 --> 01:13:21,530
I am being a mortal woman,

1410
01:13:21,663 --> 01:13:23,499
one who wishes to save her marriage.

1411
01:13:24,333 --> 01:13:26,201
And I was so proud of you.

1412
01:13:27,302 --> 01:13:30,506
I mean, what happened to your new-found liberation?

1413
01:13:30,639 --> 01:13:33,575
What about your job, your apartment?

1414
01:13:33,709 --> 01:13:35,711
What about the furniture I gave you?

1415
01:13:35,844 --> 01:13:37,813
None of that matters if I can't have Tony.

1416
01:13:37,946 --> 01:13:39,782
Especially the furniture.

1417
01:13:43,252 --> 01:13:45,220
Where is my nightgown?

1418
01:13:45,354 --> 01:13:47,556
Oh, careless of me.

1419
01:13:47,689 --> 01:13:49,558
I seem to have bottled it up.

1420
01:13:50,859 --> 01:13:51,827
Oh.

1421
01:13:51,960 --> 01:13:53,629
Now if you think that is going to stop me.

1422
01:14:03,172 --> 01:14:04,740
I'm counting on it.

1423
01:14:05,741 --> 01:14:06,909
Oh, how ridiculous.

1424
01:14:07,042 --> 01:14:08,544
I will be out of here in a blink.

1425
01:14:08,677 --> 01:14:10,012
Oh, need I remind you

1426
01:14:10,145 --> 01:14:12,714
that genies can't get out of corked bottles.

1427
01:14:12,848 --> 01:14:15,317
Well, someone will come along to let me out.

1428
01:14:15,451 --> 01:14:17,519
Fat chance.

1429
01:14:17,653 --> 01:14:19,688
You see, this is a very special cork.

1430
01:14:19,822 --> 01:14:22,391
And only another genie can pull it out.

1431
01:14:22,524 --> 01:14:24,493
Well, then I will summon Haji!

1432
01:14:24,626 --> 01:14:26,195
Who do you think gave me the cork?

1433
01:14:26,528 --> 01:14:27,729
Aah!

1434
01:14:29,331 --> 01:14:30,699
You let me out.

1435
01:14:31,667 --> 01:14:34,136
Oh, can you imagine Tony's disappointment

1436
01:14:34,269 --> 01:14:37,072
when he arrives home and you're not there.

1437
01:14:37,206 --> 01:14:39,741
Oh, he'll surely think the marriage is over.

1438
01:14:41,076 --> 01:14:42,578
JEANNIE II: Finished.

1439
01:14:50,419 --> 01:14:51,620
(COUGHS)

1440
01:14:59,194 --> 01:15:00,963
NEWSCASTER: This is a News Net Alert.

1441
01:15:01,096 --> 01:15:03,198
We interrupt our regularly scheduled programming

1442
01:15:03,332 --> 01:15:05,267
to bring you this special bulletin.

1443
01:15:05,400 --> 01:15:08,604
NASA has confirmed that the space shuttle Liberty Seven

1444
01:15:08,737 --> 01:15:12,074
is in an erratic orbit due to a problem with their guidance system.

1445
01:15:12,207 --> 01:15:16,411
Meanwhile, astronomers are continuing to check the path of a large asteroid,

1446
01:15:16,545 --> 01:15:17,946
still some distance away,

1447
01:15:18,080 --> 01:15:20,516
but which represents a potential danger.

1448
01:15:20,649 --> 01:15:23,719
Please stay tuned to this station for further reports.

1449
01:15:25,187 --> 01:15:27,256
(KNOCKING ON DOOR) DORI: Jeannie?

1450
01:15:28,824 --> 01:15:30,192
Jeannie, let me in.

1451
01:15:32,427 --> 01:15:33,662
Jeannie, it's Dori.

1452
01:15:33,795 --> 01:15:35,330
I need to talk to you.

1453
01:15:35,898 --> 01:15:36,965
Oh, hi, Dori.

1454
01:15:37,099 --> 01:15:39,134
Roger, am I glad to see you.

1455
01:15:39,268 --> 01:15:40,936
Jeannie isn't answering and I know I heard voices in there a little while ago.

1456
01:15:41,069 --> 01:15:42,704
Yeah, well, I thought I'd come over and see her.

1457
01:15:42,838 --> 01:15:44,606
I figured she heard about the space shuttle.

1458
01:15:45,140 --> 01:15:45,974
Jeannie?

1459
01:15:46,108 --> 01:15:47,342
I called T.J. at Melissa's house.

1460
01:15:47,476 --> 01:15:49,144
They're sending him home.

1461
01:15:49,278 --> 01:15:50,846
Maybe she keeps a key around here someplace.

1462
01:15:50,979 --> 01:15:52,681
Yeah, you're right. You look up there.

1463
01:15:53,348 --> 01:15:54,383
Oh, I got it.

1464
01:15:54,516 --> 01:15:56,151
Here, give me that.

1465
01:15:56,285 --> 01:15:57,286
Hope she's all right.

1466
01:16:01,223 --> 01:16:02,491
Jeannie?

1467
01:16:02,624 --> 01:16:04,293
Jeannie? DORI: Jeannie?

1468
01:16:04,426 --> 01:16:06,261
I'll go look in T.J.'s room.

1469
01:16:06,395 --> 01:16:07,930
Jeannie? Roger.

1470
01:16:09,064 --> 01:16:11,466
(SIGHS) Thank heavens.

1471
01:16:11,600 --> 01:16:12,568
Jeannie, I'm in the bedroom.

1472
01:16:12,701 --> 01:16:14,036
JEANNIE: So am I.

1473
01:16:14,670 --> 01:16:15,637
What?

1474
01:16:15,771 --> 01:16:17,139
In my bottle.

1475
01:16:21,510 --> 01:16:22,611
(CHUCKLES)

1476
01:16:22,744 --> 01:16:24,279
Jeannie, Jeannie, Jeannie-key.

1477
01:16:24,413 --> 01:16:25,547
Oh, good, good, good, good, good.

1478
01:16:25,681 --> 01:16:26,982
Shh, shh, shh.

1479
01:16:32,754 --> 01:16:34,356
Look, Jeannie, I...

1480
01:16:34,489 --> 01:16:36,358
I suppose you heard the news about the space shuttle.

1481
01:16:36,491 --> 01:16:37,893
But... Well, it does look bad,

1482
01:16:38,026 --> 01:16:39,461
but hiding inside that bottle isn't gonna help.

1483
01:16:39,595 --> 01:16:42,331
Roger, is something wrong with the space shuttle?

1484
01:16:42,464 --> 01:16:44,399
Well, why don't you come out and we'll talk, okay?

1485
01:16:44,833 --> 01:16:46,068
I cannot.

1486
01:16:46,201 --> 01:16:47,603
All right, hold on, hold on, okay?

1487
01:16:47,736 --> 01:16:49,471
(SCREAMING)

1488
01:16:49,605 --> 01:16:51,073
Oh, be careful. Here we go.

1489
01:16:52,908 --> 01:16:54,242
There we are.

1490
01:16:54,376 --> 01:16:55,844
Roger, she isn't anywhere in the apartment.

1491
01:16:55,978 --> 01:16:57,245
Have you out in a minute.

1492
01:16:57,379 --> 01:16:59,081
DORI: Roger, why are you talking to that bottle?

1493
01:16:59,214 --> 01:17:01,083
I always talk to bottles when I'm trying to get them opened.

1494
01:17:01,216 --> 01:17:02,951
Well, here, let me try. I've been working on my thighs.

1495
01:17:03,085 --> 01:17:05,220
No, no, no, uh, no, no.

1496
01:17:05,354 --> 01:17:06,922
Why don't you go over and check with the neighbors

1497
01:17:07,055 --> 01:17:09,124
and see if they know where Jeannie is. Oh.

1498
01:17:09,257 --> 01:17:11,426
Meanwhile, what will you be doing with that bottle?

1499
01:17:11,560 --> 01:17:13,261
What am I doing with the bottle?

1500
01:17:13,395 --> 01:17:15,764
Oh, well, I'm just going to sit here till Jeannie comes out.

1501
01:17:15,897 --> 01:17:18,700
In, in, in. Jeannie, come in.

1502
01:17:19,301 --> 01:17:20,369
(SIGHS)

1503
01:17:22,938 --> 01:17:26,608
Roger, what is happening to the space shuttle?

1504
01:17:26,742 --> 01:17:29,544
(SIGHS) There's a malfunction with the guidance system.

1505
01:17:29,678 --> 01:17:32,214
They're on a collision course with this huge asteroid,

1506
01:17:32,347 --> 01:17:33,415
but please don't panic.

1507
01:17:33,649 --> 01:17:35,217
Tony.

1508
01:17:35,350 --> 01:17:38,086
Oh, Roger. Roger, do something.

1509
01:17:38,520 --> 01:17:39,921
Roger, get me out.

1510
01:17:41,456 --> 01:17:42,758
I know.

1511
01:17:42,891 --> 01:17:44,359
I'll break the bottle open.

1512
01:17:44,493 --> 01:17:45,594
(SCREAMING) What?

1513
01:17:45,727 --> 01:17:46,995
Hold on.

1514
01:17:48,196 --> 01:17:49,297
Oh!

1515
01:17:50,332 --> 01:17:51,700
Roger, what's wrong with you?

1516
01:17:51,833 --> 01:17:53,468
Roger, Roger, Roger!

1517
01:17:53,602 --> 01:17:56,571
I know you've been under a lot of strain,

1518
01:17:56,705 --> 01:17:59,675
but banging a bottle on a table isn't gonna accomplish anything.

1519
01:17:59,808 --> 01:18:01,410
(PANTING)

1520
01:18:01,543 --> 01:18:02,811
You're right.

1521
01:18:04,746 --> 01:18:06,248
I'm gonna need a sledgehammer!

1522
01:18:07,315 --> 01:18:08,817
A sledgehammer?

1523
01:18:10,652 --> 01:18:12,387
Oh!

1524
01:18:12,521 --> 01:18:15,057
NEWSCASTER: Here is an update on the emergency in space.

1525
01:18:15,190 --> 01:18:17,125
The space shuttle is reported headed for a collision

1526
01:18:17,259 --> 01:18:20,262
with the renegade asteroid at 7:56 this evening.

1527
01:18:20,395 --> 01:18:24,366
Mission Control is trying desperately to activate the backup guidance system.

1528
01:18:24,499 --> 01:18:26,702
But less than an hour remains now.

1529
01:18:26,835 --> 01:18:29,805
Meanwhile, the fate of the astronaut crew hangs in the balance.

1530
01:18:29,938 --> 01:18:31,139
T.J.: Mom?

1531
01:18:31,273 --> 01:18:32,441
Mom?

1532
01:18:32,574 --> 01:18:33,675
Did you hear the news?

1533
01:18:33,809 --> 01:18:35,177
Is there anything you can do?

1534
01:18:35,310 --> 01:18:36,344
T.J.?

1535
01:18:37,412 --> 01:18:38,780
T.J.?

1536
01:18:49,891 --> 01:18:52,127
Mom? I am in the bottle.

1537
01:18:52,461 --> 01:18:53,829
Oh, oh.

1538
01:18:55,063 --> 01:18:56,765
I'm sorry, Mom.

1539
01:18:56,898 --> 01:18:59,201
Dad's in trouble. I know.

1540
01:18:59,334 --> 01:19:02,604
T.J., you must be very, very brave.

1541
01:19:03,438 --> 01:19:05,006
Well, aren't you gonna do something?

1542
01:19:05,140 --> 01:19:07,776
I might be able to, but I am trapped in here.

1543
01:19:07,909 --> 01:19:09,144
Well, can't you get out?

1544
01:19:09,277 --> 01:19:12,013
No. Only another genie can set me free.

1545
01:19:12,147 --> 01:19:13,548
I'll call Aunt Jeannie.

1546
01:19:14,483 --> 01:19:15,417
How do I do that?

1547
01:19:15,550 --> 01:19:16,985
Oh, you cannot.

1548
01:19:18,053 --> 01:19:20,422
Listen, listen.

1549
01:19:21,256 --> 01:19:23,325
It will not be so bad.

1550
01:19:23,458 --> 01:19:25,327
I bet there are a lot of boys who wish they could...

1551
01:19:25,460 --> 01:19:27,462
They could bottle up their mothers.

1552
01:19:27,596 --> 01:19:28,864
It is just that now there is no one

1553
01:19:28,997 --> 01:19:31,867
to save your father. (CRYING)

1554
01:19:32,968 --> 01:19:35,003
Mom, don't cry. Please don't cry.

1555
01:19:35,137 --> 01:19:36,938
I'll stay here with you. Always.

1556
01:19:37,706 --> 01:19:40,275
Oh, you're a good son.

1557
01:19:42,744 --> 01:19:44,146
Son.

1558
01:19:44,279 --> 01:19:45,213
Son.

1559
01:19:45,347 --> 01:19:46,414
T.J.

1560
01:19:47,582 --> 01:19:49,017
T.J., listen to your mother.

1561
01:19:50,418 --> 01:19:52,954
I want you to try to remove the cork.

1562
01:19:59,861 --> 01:20:01,296
I can't.

1563
01:20:01,429 --> 01:20:02,564
Try again,

1564
01:20:02,697 --> 01:20:04,366
only this time blink.

1565
01:20:07,435 --> 01:20:09,271
It won't budge.

1566
01:20:09,404 --> 01:20:13,809
T.J., concentrate really hard on what you want

1567
01:20:13,942 --> 01:20:14,910
and blink.

1568
01:20:15,043 --> 01:20:15,977
(MAGIC CHIMES)

1569
01:20:16,111 --> 01:20:17,479
I think it moved.

1570
01:20:18,847 --> 01:20:20,081
JEANNIE: Harder!

1571
01:20:22,117 --> 01:20:23,952
Something is happening.

1572
01:20:40,335 --> 01:20:42,737
Mom, does this mean I have my powers?

1573
01:20:42,871 --> 01:20:46,107
Oh, it is a very good sign.

1574
01:20:46,241 --> 01:20:47,742
You're not gonna let Dad die, are you?

1575
01:20:47,876 --> 01:20:48,944
Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Come.

1576
01:20:49,077 --> 01:20:50,478
We do not have much time.

1577
01:20:56,284 --> 01:20:58,286
NEWSCASTER: With certain destruction of the space shuttle

1578
01:20:58,420 --> 01:21:00,155
some 17 minutes away,

1579
01:21:00,288 --> 01:21:02,157
there is still no indication from Mission Control

1580
01:21:02,290 --> 01:21:05,460
that they have been able to get a handle on the problem with the guidance system.

1581
01:21:05,994 --> 01:21:07,329
Jeannie?

1582
01:21:07,462 --> 01:21:09,264
Jeannie, sweetums, listen to me.

1583
01:21:09,397 --> 01:21:11,900
We have a mess on our hands.

1584
01:21:12,033 --> 01:21:14,236
Our darling master needs our help.

1585
01:21:15,904 --> 01:21:17,272
Jeannie?

1586
01:21:17,405 --> 01:21:18,306
Oh.

1587
01:21:18,440 --> 01:21:20,876
Do stop sulking and come out.

1588
01:21:21,009 --> 01:21:22,577
We have to go talk to Haji.

1589
01:21:23,445 --> 01:21:26,481
Oh, very well, I'll come in.

1590
01:21:30,619 --> 01:21:32,053
Jeannie?

1591
01:21:32,187 --> 01:21:34,923
Jeannie, where are you?

1592
01:21:35,056 --> 01:21:36,191
Oh, dear.

1593
01:21:36,324 --> 01:21:38,493
Don't be so boring and come out.

1594
01:21:41,496 --> 01:21:42,697
This will do it.

1595
01:21:44,532 --> 01:21:46,167
(SCREAMING)

1596
01:21:49,838 --> 01:21:52,040
(HAMMERING RESONATING)

1597
01:22:00,282 --> 01:22:02,651
Oh, oh, I knocked the top off.

1598
01:22:02,784 --> 01:22:03,852
I knocked the top off.

1599
01:22:03,985 --> 01:22:05,186
Jeannie, you can come out now.

1600
01:22:05,320 --> 01:22:06,588
Roger? Whoo!

1601
01:22:06,721 --> 01:22:07,856
Jeannie?

1602
01:22:07,989 --> 01:22:09,424
She's gone. She's out.

1603
01:22:09,557 --> 01:22:12,127
She's gone out. Good, good, good.

1604
01:22:12,260 --> 01:22:13,862
Jeannie's gone out. Everything's all right. Right.

1605
01:22:13,995 --> 01:22:15,463
Tony is gonna be all right.

1606
01:22:15,597 --> 01:22:17,165
Right. And so will you. I'm gonna make you a cup of tea.

1607
01:22:17,299 --> 01:22:18,366
Jeannie will fix everything. Yes, she will.

1608
01:22:18,500 --> 01:22:20,001
Jeannie's got everything fixed.

1609
01:22:21,870 --> 01:22:24,472
TONY: Houston, this is Liberty Seven. How are we looking?

1610
01:22:24,606 --> 01:22:26,708
MISSION CONTROL: Situation remains critical.

1611
01:22:26,841 --> 01:22:28,510
Our apologies for a rough trip.

1612
01:22:34,382 --> 01:22:36,952
JEANNIE: Please, Haji, you must help us.

1613
01:22:37,085 --> 01:22:41,156
I'm sure you know that genies do not have the power to keep people from dying.

1614
01:22:41,289 --> 01:22:44,092
Yes, but you could give me a special dispensation.

1615
01:22:44,225 --> 01:22:46,628
I do not want my husband master to die.

1616
01:22:46,761 --> 01:22:49,798
Please, Mr. Haji, there's only about five minutes left.

1617
01:22:49,931 --> 01:22:51,499
All this begging and pleading.

1618
01:22:51,633 --> 01:22:53,201
It's interfering with my workout!

1619
01:22:53,335 --> 01:22:54,669
Who cares about your...

1620
01:22:56,004 --> 01:22:58,840
Please, Haji, I beg of you.

1621
01:22:58,974 --> 01:23:00,742
Give me a special dispensation.

1622
01:23:09,851 --> 01:23:10,885
Granted.

1623
01:23:11,019 --> 01:23:12,287
Granted? (MUFFLED) Granted?

1624
01:23:12,420 --> 01:23:13,855
On one condition.

1625
01:23:13,989 --> 01:23:16,691
Oh, anything, anything. I will do anything to save him.

1626
01:23:16,825 --> 01:23:18,326
Even lose him?

1627
01:23:21,196 --> 01:23:23,631
I will give you permission to alter fate,

1628
01:23:24,299 --> 01:23:26,668
but there is a price to pay.

1629
01:23:27,736 --> 01:23:30,038
You and T.J.

1630
01:23:30,171 --> 01:23:32,807
will be wiped from your husband's memory

1631
01:23:32,941 --> 01:23:36,578
and from the memory of every mortal who ever knew you.

1632
01:23:37,979 --> 01:23:39,547
Is there no other way?

1633
01:23:39,681 --> 01:23:43,118
I can't go around dispensing dispensations willy-nilly, can I?

1634
01:23:43,251 --> 01:23:46,054
Otherwise, people would go on living forever.

1635
01:23:46,187 --> 01:23:48,189
And you think highways are crowded now.

1636
01:23:50,191 --> 01:23:52,060
You better hurry and make up your mind.

1637
01:23:52,861 --> 01:23:54,496
Three minutes more.

1638
01:23:55,130 --> 01:23:57,465
The sands are running out.

1639
01:23:57,599 --> 01:23:59,000
Mom, one way or another, we lose him,

1640
01:23:59,134 --> 01:24:00,769
but we can't let him die.

1641
01:24:04,973 --> 01:24:07,208
Now I know what it means to be a mortal.

1642
01:24:08,710 --> 01:24:11,413
It means to love someone so much

1643
01:24:11,546 --> 01:24:13,581
you're willing to risk losing him.

1644
01:24:18,553 --> 01:24:20,789
Could we have one last night together?

1645
01:24:21,723 --> 01:24:22,824
Granted.

1646
01:24:27,429 --> 01:24:30,198
By the light of the full moon,

1647
01:24:31,466 --> 01:24:35,870
you must hold the amulet in your hand

1648
01:24:37,205 --> 01:24:39,841
and blink three times.

1649
01:24:44,612 --> 01:24:46,114
MISSION CONTROL: Liberty Seven, this is Houston.

1650
01:24:46,247 --> 01:24:47,482
Do you read? Over.

1651
01:24:47,615 --> 01:24:49,050
TONY: Roger. Do you receive me?

1652
01:24:49,184 --> 01:24:51,019
Affirmative. We are working on the problem.

1653
01:24:51,152 --> 01:24:52,620
Well, work on it a little harder, will you?

1654
01:24:52,754 --> 01:24:53,755
Traffic's getting heavy up here.

1655
01:24:56,558 --> 01:25:00,028
NEWSCASTER: This network is patching into Mission Control during this period of...

1656
01:25:00,161 --> 01:25:01,629
Mom, the moon's not coming out.

1657
01:25:01,763 --> 01:25:02,797
...crisis in space.

1658
01:25:03,832 --> 01:25:05,967
Oh, I love you, Tony. I love you, I love you.

1659
01:25:06,101 --> 01:25:08,336
MAN: Liberty Seven, this is Mission Director.

1660
01:25:08,470 --> 01:25:11,239
The president has asked us to convey to you and your brave crew

1661
01:25:11,372 --> 01:25:13,341
the sympathy of the entire nation.

1662
01:25:13,475 --> 01:25:14,809
TONY: Thank him for us, Houston,

1663
01:25:14,943 --> 01:25:16,277
and I'm sorry I didn't vote for him.

1664
01:25:16,945 --> 01:25:18,179
MAN: Affirmative.

1665
01:25:18,313 --> 01:25:19,781
You're all heroes in our book.

1666
01:25:19,914 --> 01:25:20,949
TONY: Roger.

1667
01:25:21,449 --> 01:25:22,650
Roger and out.

1668
01:25:28,857 --> 01:25:29,924
(COMPUTER BEEPING)

1669
01:25:33,027 --> 01:25:34,696
I love you, Jeannie.

1670
01:25:34,829 --> 01:25:36,865
Mom, can't you make the clouds go any faster?

1671
01:25:42,437 --> 01:25:43,972
MISSION CONTROL: Ten seconds to impact.

1672
01:25:44,639 --> 01:25:49,511
Nine, eight, seven, six,

1673
01:25:49,644 --> 01:25:53,848
five, four, three, two, one.

1674
01:25:54,849 --> 01:25:57,018
(HUGE EXPLOSION)

1675
01:25:57,152 --> 01:25:58,753
TONY: Houston, we're okay.

1676
01:25:58,887 --> 01:26:00,355
I don't understand it.

1677
01:26:00,488 --> 01:26:02,190
It's gotta be some kind of a crazy miracle,

1678
01:26:02,323 --> 01:26:03,958
but we're definitely okay.

1679
01:26:04,092 --> 01:26:05,326
MISSION CONTROL: Thank God.

1680
01:26:05,460 --> 01:26:07,162
Bring her down soon, Liberty Seven.

1681
01:26:07,295 --> 01:26:08,630
Bring her down to Edwards.

1682
01:26:11,166 --> 01:26:13,735
(TRIUMPHANT MUSIC)

1683
01:26:16,905 --> 01:26:18,606
BASE OFFICER: This is Edwards, Liberty Seven.

1684
01:26:18,740 --> 01:26:20,108
You never looked better.

1685
01:26:20,241 --> 01:26:21,910
TONY: Same to you, Edwards.

1686
01:26:22,043 --> 01:26:23,678
NEWSCASTER: The space shuttle is settling down.

1687
01:26:23,811 --> 01:26:25,680
It'll soon be racing along the runway

1688
01:26:25,813 --> 01:26:27,715
and will then be braking to a halt.

1689
01:26:27,849 --> 01:26:31,219
Colonel Nelson and his astronaut team have brought her home.

1690
01:26:38,526 --> 01:26:39,794
(TIRES SCREECH)

1691
01:26:56,144 --> 01:26:57,345
Jeannie?

1692
01:27:05,019 --> 01:27:06,254
Jeannie?

1693
01:27:10,024 --> 01:27:11,359
(EXCLAIMING)

1694
01:27:21,169 --> 01:27:23,938
Welcome back, Dad. We sure are glad to see you.

1695
01:27:24,072 --> 01:27:25,306
It goes both ways, feller.

1696
01:27:28,543 --> 01:27:29,744
God, you look good.

1697
01:27:30,511 --> 01:27:31,946
Goes both ways, feller.

1698
01:27:35,316 --> 01:27:38,620
Oh, well, I guess you two have a lot of catching up to do,

1699
01:27:38,753 --> 01:27:41,422
so, um, I'll let you catch up.

1700
01:27:41,923 --> 01:27:43,024
Okay, son.

1701
01:27:44,225 --> 01:27:46,561
Goodnight, Dad. Goodnight.

1702
01:27:46,694 --> 01:27:49,564
Listen, tomorrow we'll do something special,

1703
01:27:49,697 --> 01:27:50,999
just the two of us, okay?

1704
01:27:54,102 --> 01:27:55,536
Yeah. Tomorrow.

1705
01:28:16,891 --> 01:28:19,894
Jeannie, did you have anything to do with what happened up there?

1706
01:28:20,028 --> 01:28:21,996
Oh, let us not talk about that right now.

1707
01:28:22,130 --> 01:28:24,532
The only thing that's important is that you're safe.

1708
01:28:24,666 --> 01:28:26,100
Oh, believe me,

1709
01:28:26,234 --> 01:28:29,070
I'm never going up again. That was my last flight.

1710
01:28:29,203 --> 01:28:31,806
Oh. Oh, my darling.

1711
01:28:31,939 --> 01:28:34,375
You must do what is right for you.

1712
01:28:34,509 --> 01:28:36,844
And you must do what is right for you.

1713
01:28:36,978 --> 01:28:39,947
I promise you, I'll never ask you to use your powers again.

1714
01:28:40,882 --> 01:28:42,550
And I want you to know something,

1715
01:28:42,684 --> 01:28:45,053
I have always loved you just for yourself.

1716
01:28:46,454 --> 01:28:47,689
Oh.

1717
01:28:48,289 --> 01:28:49,824
Oh.

1718
01:28:49,957 --> 01:28:52,360
Oh, I'll remember that always.

1719
01:28:54,962 --> 01:28:56,698
There is this one little thing.

1720
01:28:58,266 --> 01:29:00,401
Yes, master darling husband?

1721
01:29:00,535 --> 01:29:01,836
You know the genie costume?

1722
01:29:01,969 --> 01:29:03,371
Hmm.

1723
01:29:03,504 --> 01:29:05,139
Just for me, could you wear it on special occasions?

1724
01:29:07,308 --> 01:29:10,011
You mean like tonight?

1725
01:29:20,988 --> 01:29:21,989
(EXHALES)

1726
01:29:23,124 --> 01:29:24,459
Tonight would be good.

1727
01:30:11,606 --> 01:30:12,907
(MAGICAL CHIME)

1728
01:30:17,211 --> 01:30:18,446
(MAGICAL CHIME)

1729
01:30:27,388 --> 01:30:28,689
(MAGICAL CHIME)

1730
01:30:42,603 --> 01:30:43,971
(MAGICAL CHIME)

1731
01:30:48,009 --> 01:30:49,143
(MAGICAL CHIME)

1732
01:31:01,923 --> 01:31:04,926
Mom, how is he ever gonna get along without you?

1733
01:31:05,059 --> 01:31:07,695
How am I ever going to get along without him?

1734
01:31:37,358 --> 01:31:38,759
I'm terribly sorry.

1735
01:31:48,135 --> 01:31:49,170
(MAGICAL CHIME)

1736
01:31:58,880 --> 01:32:00,982
Haji made me agree to an ending.

1737
01:32:01,115 --> 01:32:03,251
He never said there couldn't be a new beginning.

1738
01:32:13,694 --> 01:32:15,696
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)