Get up!
Let's go! Who's that?
You can't hide forever
You had another fight?
I didn't come home last night
You really shouldn't have
I had no choice
My girlfriend won't let me leave
She threatened to kill herself
I had to stay with her
You're a married man!
Italians are born lovers
They must be in love
Just like Chinese must work
You won't understand
We understand
We're just not as compulsive
We have to go, what about you?
She'll kill me if I go outside
Let us out
She'll kill you too
We'll take the balcony, but you can stay
What about the Spaniard?
Let me go first
I'm going!
Morning...
Are you alright?
Don't you ever take the stairs?
The Italians are at war
Come on!
You told me no one was there
I told you not to jump
Why didn't you say something?
- I did - What did you say?
You jumped before I can say it
Which way to Via Layetana?
Via Layetana?
- Which way to Via Layetana? - Why?
Via Layetana, right?
Go straight, turn left and go straight
If you see Mallorca Cresent
Then what?
That means you took the wrong turn
because you missed Bilbao Cresent
What should I do?
Turn left until you see the fountain
Make sure it's working
If it is?
Via Layetana is straight ahead
If it isn't?
Water Works has sealed off the street
You'll have to go around it
I see, thank you
Morning...
Sorry!
I didn't mean it
I was just washing the van
He didn't mean it, officer
Let me help you
- I'm sorry - Sorry, officer
Don't let me catch you again
Now get lost!
We won't do it again!
- Morning... - Morning...
- Did you fall in the chimney? - No!
What happened to your face?
Damn Chinese!
Private Detective Henry Matt
Don't move!
Boss!
What are you doing?
I'm exercising
Why didn't you fix the lights?
Power has been cut off
If the power company over charge me
I have to wait for the refund
But they act fast when l owe them money
Who else would still come to work like me?
You haven't paid me in 3 months
What do you mean?
If it hadn't been for me
You'll never find any work
and you can kiss Spain goodbye
That's true!
Since you didn't pay me I can't pay your bills
Now you're talking
Anyone looking for me?
The telephone company
They're here on business?
Right
They disconnected the phone
No wonder it's so quiet
Alfonzo came looking for you
Alone?
He brought 2 henchmen
What did he say?
You owe him $100,000
That's the code
What does it mean?
He has a new lead
He wanted to know when you'll be back
Tell him I'm out of town
That's also a code, it means...
- Tell him yourself - Why?
He's coming back at 12! It's almost time!
Why didn't you tell me sooner?
Relax! Is that a code too?
That's the code for danger
I must hide
From now on
You're the acting chief of this agency
You'll be in charge while I'm away
A promotion? What a raise?
Forget it!
I'm the chief
I should wear a tie
Please sit down...before you start
I must tell you
I won't do anything illegal
I don't have the guts
Now you may state your business
I need you to find someone
I have never...
Never done that before?
I have never failed
I didn't expect you to be...
Chinese?
I'll get to the point
I want you to find
a woman called Gloria and her child
Just one?
Just one
Boy or girl?
You'll have to find out
Here's the information on Gloria
It's not much
This was taken 22 years ago
That won't be easy
That's why I need your help
You may have the case
on 2 conditions
I have my conditions too, you go first...
Keep this to yourself
and you must find them
within the next 14 days
Here's the down payment
If you deliver them
You'll get U.S. $20,000
Now tell me your conditions
My condition is I accept your conditions
Excellent!
Call me at this number
Is this a trick?
What are you doing?
This is a better antiseptic
I look forward to your good news
Let's get started!
Go get the orders
- A coke! - Sure!
What would you like?
- Coffee with milk - Right away!
- Anything for you? - No thanks
What would you like?
- An order each of 22 and 16 - Right away!
Anything for you, Picasso?
- A coke! - Coke it is!
- Here you are! - Sure!
1 salad and 2 hot dogs
Fried rice
- A double order! - Hang on!
Yours!
Hold on!
- For you! - Thanks!
What is it?
The fumes!
- Let's go - I can't eat this
How can I do business?
Can you go somewhere else?
What's your problem?
You're ruining my business
Go somewhere else, kid
Well?
Let's circle the square
The loser picks up the tab for tonight
Sure
I'll be the referee! Ready...go!
Faster...
Get lost!
Faster...
What happened?
They chased people away!
I'll get rid of them
Save your breath
I tried
Pack up and go
Why?
Let's play Robin Hood
Faster...
My mother said I can do anything
but don't get in a fight
Did she tell you not to cause trouble?
Yes, but I forgot
I'm not fighting you! I'm leaving
Fine
Let's get back to work...
Show me your pass
- Thank you - Bye! Bye!
When will your dad be released?
He doesn't have hemorrhoids
Mental illness is hard to cure
Damn! A flat tire
Don't worry, I have a spare
I'm not worried, I said damn
You shouldn't say that
What should I say?
Ha! A flat tire
You're nuts! Normal people don't say that
Ha! A flat tire
You're right, only nut cases will say that
Just change it
Do you have a magnet?
No, why?
I need to tie it up
Why would you do that?
So I can lower it into the sewer
- Something wrong with you? - No!
Then why do you want to
lower the magnet into the sewer?
To retrieve the screws
What screws?
- These screws? - Smart kid
No wonder you need a magnet
I told you!
Now we're stuck
I can't believe
people can be so stupid
What?
My brains maybe a bit messed up
but definitely better than yours
What do you mean?
Take one screw
from the other 3 tires
Those 3 screws
can hold your spare tire
till you get back to the city
Brilliant
You're a smart guy, pal!
Why are you here?
You're crazy
I'm here because I'm crazy
Not because I'm stupid
Being stupid is not the same as crazy
Understand, stupid?
I'm not wasting my time on you
I don't teach you
I'll find another beach
Hurry up and fix it!
What is he doing?
- I don't know! - Ask him
- We better not! - Let me do it
What are you doing?
I'm a clock, I tell the time
What time is it now?
2:30
No, it's 2:45
Damn, I'm slow
- What is your dad doing? - Fishing
Dad, Thomas came to see you
Not so loud!
You'll scare my fish
Are you bored, Uncle Chan?
The whole world is boring
Did you find a girl for David?
Chinese girls are hard to find in Spain
Spanish girls are nice too
Love knows no nationality
He's enlightened
Now I'm really worried
What is that guy doing?
Telling himself a joke
Isn't that funny?
He's not laughing now
He has heard it before
- He thought he is Columbus - Yes
- How? - Are you fishing?
Catch one for me
Are you crazy too?
You can't fish from a basin!
Your dad is getting better
That's the alarm
I have a date!
I don't mind if you come along
Who's his date?
I don't know
No wonder he said love knows no nationality
No wonder he's getting better
- Where's your mother? - Getting ready
She sent me to give you a message
Don't worry, I'll wait
Tell her to take her time
I know what you're thinking
I know what you think I'm thinking
It's definitely not what you're thinking
I don't think you're thinking that
But I know what you're thinking
Because I'm thinking the same thing
In that case
Since we're both thinking the same thing
We should both forget about it
She's pretty...
She's my Dad's
Ok...
We're leaving, Uncle Chan
See you next week
Wait! Come and meet my friend
Some other time
Here she is
Gloria!
Darling!
You look gorgeous!
I miss you!
I know what you're thinking
Me too
We're thinking about the same thing
Let's go!
I have to go!
Bye, Mom! See you, Uncle Chan
- Tell your dad we're leaving - Okay
- See you, Dad! - We have to go
Wait...
Meet Gloria
My son David
His friend Thomas
- Hello! - Hello!
Now get lost and leave us alone!
Hurry!
She's waiting for a ride
Here's the chance
Tell her we're going back to town
We can give her a ride
What if she wants to take a cab
Who would say that?
Why don't you talk to her?
I'll get the van
This will be good practice for you
Talk to her, I'll get the van!
- Hello! - Hello!
Here's your ride
Bye!
- She said no? - I didn't ask
You call yourself a man?
The answer is the same
Of course not!
If you don't ask, you have no chance
If you did
At least there's a 50/50 chance
Elegant, generous and pleasant
She's a princess
A princess with a crazy mother?
Why not?
Maybe! Get in!
$2,000? Your mother deserves more
Don't be so cocky! Let's make a deal
$4,000?
Okay
2 coffees, Thomas
What's your hurry?
It doesn't take long
Remember to settle their accounts
How much do I owe you, Thomas?
US$1,250
Here's $1,300
- Keep the change - Thanks
Can I have a spring roll? Thanks
No wonder she's so generous
The spring roll costs $70
Are you new?
- How much? - US$15,000
US$3,000
Save it for your funeral
- $3,000? - US$2,000
Go next door
- Hello! - Hello!
I saw the princess
You're kidding
A princess doesn't come here
I maybe seeing things
Go see for yourself
US$15,000
$15,000? That's only US$100
Fair enough! Let's go
She took off with him
So? She's not your girl
What's your problem?
You have been generous to us
Now, it's our treat
We'll show you a good time
Thanks, but no thanks
I can't believe she's a hooker
At least she's expensive
She must be short on cash
How much do you have?
- Why? - Give it to me
I have only $20,000
That's more than a one night stand
What?
If I give her money, she can quit
That's just for tonight, what about tomorrow?
There are so many of them
They have own reason
We can't help them all
If they each take a spring ro
We'll go broke! Get back to work
You stole my wallet!
Come back
The girl stole my wallet
Tall and skinny, in a red dress
- Really? - She was quick
He's a fool
He should watch his wallet
What's wrong?
I feel dizzy
What do you want?
Go home
Fine, let me finish this order first
Thomas, have you seen a girl
tall and skinny...
- Tall and skinny? - Yes!
Over there!
- You're such a joker! - No!
Now what? Let's look around
Your princess is not only a hooker
She's also a thief
Maybe he lost his wallet somewhere
and tried to pin it on her
Unless he caught her in the act
He shouldn't make accusations
We're home
I know that
I'm not talking to you
- Miss! - Hello!
How dare you lie to me!
No wonder you're not feeling well
Don't get mad
I know you have compassion
Get out of the car
This is the end of your ride, sorry
I didn't say I'm leaving
Then drop by for a visit
Are you trying to tell me
she's not welcome?
No, I made a mistake
We live upstairs
It's our pleasure to have you
Thanks!
Romeo is home too
Have you seen Fatso?
No
- Who died? - No one
You're dressed for the funeral
Long time no see!
Moby, have a drink
- Come - I can't get drunk today
Have you seen Fatso?
I just got here! What do you want with him?
How did you know I want something?
I'm now the deputy of Matt's agency
But please don't tell anyone
I won't
Hey, drink up
I can't be drunk today
Long time no see, Moby! Drink up!
- Just one - Okay
- Sit down... - Get me a drink
Have you seen Fatso?
No, what do you need?
Can I trust you?
We've known each other for years
Forget it!
I already know too many secrets
Keep this one to yourself!
Listen...
Don't tell anyone
I'm the deputy of Matt's agency
I'm in charge now
I need to talk to Fatso about something...
That calls for a drink
- Thanks - Cheers
Moby has been promoted
I really can't get drunk
I have to find Fatso
Congratulations, Moby
Cheers...
- Cheers... - Cheers...
Now you know my secret
Please keep it to yourselves
Bye!
- Bye! - Bye!
Darling, this is Moby
A kiss? Sure!
No, l won't forget you
I'm busy right now
I swear it's the truth
His girlfriend is such a pig!
Tonight? I really can't
Alright...another kiss?
Loud enough? Hold on! It's your wife!
Please!
I'll kill you for fooling around
Come out! I want to kill you
Calm down, Susanna
I found lipstick on his underpants
Listen to me...
Look! They're not mine
These are panties
Why are you wearing them?
I was in a hurry
I'm going to kill him...
But that's our door
Get out of my way...
Only if you point it at your door
Let go...
Let go of me
So bouncy!
You're afraid to lose him
Killing him won't do any good
He's only fooling around
He'll come back to you
If you kill him
You'll lose him forever
I love him
Go talk to him
Dino... Answer me!
Do you know how much I love you?
I love you too
Remember how we met?
- It was love at first sight - Really?
You're my whole life
I can't live without you
Dino...
You bastard...I'll kill you
Come back here, you bastard!
Sorry to bother you!
No bother at all
I'm not leaving!
What?
You object?
No!As long as she's not afraid of us
- Afraid of you? - Yes!
Why?
You sleep walk
Fatso!
What happened, Fatso?
Were you robbed? I'm glad I came late
You're too heavy...
What happened?
Never mind, it's none of my business
I want to ask you
You must tell me
When you were the pimp king18 years ago
Do you know a Gloria?
She was either pregnant
orjust had a baby
What?
The thugs who beat you up
Came for Gloria too?
Did you tell them?
No...
Thank God!
I'd be dead if I didn't
Do you know where she is now?
I don't know...
Hey buddy!
Speak up!
Where did she use to live?
62 Thanksgiving Street
What if she...
Let's hide our money
What if she wants to steal from us
and can't find the money?
She'll know we're taking precautions
- It'll hurt her pride - That's true!
We'll take out most of the money
and leave a little inside
Even if she takes it
It'll be a small price to pay
to find out about her
You're smart for a change, David
- Did you give her the shirt? - Yes
It looks better on her
What are you saying about me?
You're pretty
That's all?
Gorgeous!
Where am I going to sleep?
- In... - The living room
Thanks!My name is Sylvia
- I'm David - Thomas
Good night!
I'm not sleepy, you guys go ahead
I want to watch TV
- I'll turn it on for you! - Thanks
I'm going to bed
You'll sleep better with a pillow
Thanks
- Shall I get you some water? - Sure
It gets cold at night
I'll fetch you a blanket
- Thanks! - You're welcome
I'll get you a glass of milk instead
Sure
Thanks
Don't waste anymore time
Who's first?
Makes no difference to me
Forget it!
- Morning! - Morning!
Was everything alright?
- Of course - Good!
- Have you seen my car? - No!
Susanna, my car is stolen
Darling...the car is gone
I'll call the police
Princess left early
Don't be biased
You shouldn't harm people
But you should also be prudent
Have faith in mankind
The money is gone!
I told you
She's not that simple
It is my experience
Putting your money in the drawer
is too obvious!
I'm much smarter
I put mine in my shoes
Damn!She took my money too!
It's only fair
I told you not to take her in
You never said that!
She cleaned me out!
No, she didn't!
I'show her when I see her again
Likewise
- What would you do? - See if she has enough
Where did you learn how to drive?
Do you have a license?
I'm sorry!
I'll pay for the damages
Of course, it was your fault!
Look what you've done to my car!
Please forgive me!
You're lucky you ran into me
Driving like that is dangerous
My brother has already warned me
I'm so careless!
This is my brother's car. His name is Dino Martin
Please give him a call
He'll fix it for you
But...
They'll dock my pay if l'm late for work
CaLL me
- Alright! - Thanks!
Back up...
Bye!
Who is it?
What do you want?
You're coming with us
To the police station?
You're not cops
I don't know you!
Where are you taking me?
Somewhere nice!Please cooperate
What if I refuse?
We'll have to use force
Let me go...
Let go... Get the girl!
We'll split up!
It's them!
You're quite capable
When can you deliver her?
I need to ask you
You don't trust me?
You already hired me
Why did you send someone else?
Who are these men?
I should ask you that
They're quite nasty!
I didn't hire anyone else
- Then why - That's not your concern
Make sure they don't get Sylvia
Of course it's my business
I need to know who I'm up against
- or else I quit - Wait
About what happened
I'm truly sorry
But there's nothing I can do
I can only increase your fee
You need to think it over?
I'll need 3 seconds
1, 2, 3...I'll do it
- Excellent! Bless you! - Thanks!
- Hello! - Hello!
Moby is so stingy
What does he want with us?
He's up to something
No matter what he says
We'll tell him no
Sit down...
- Can't say no to that - That's true
What would you like?
3 beers and a bottle of brandy
How's business?
Terrible!Worse than before
What about the van?
Do you like the re-fitting?
No, worse than before
How's your father?
Worse than before
How can he get any worse?
Don't listen to him
He's much better
That's wonderful!
Here's our drinks
To David's father
No
- What? - Cheers...
This is not working
We'll play stupid
I need a favor
I bumped into a girl's car this morning
No wonder the dog downstairs
gave birth to 4 puppies
Puppies?
That has nothing to do with my accident
Your accident has nothing to do with us
Listen...
After the accident
The girl gave me a card
Told me it was her brother's car
So?
When I found the guy
He said he doesn't have a sister
and that his car was stolen
I told him about the girl
He said she looks like the girl
You brought home last night
That's still none of our business
She gave me some money
Told me to give it to you
She paid us back?
No!She's giving it to you
What? She stole from us last night
You've been had as well
That makes it your business
Cut the crap! Give me the money
She hasn't given me any
I need to move around a bit
Me too
Can you tell me
where can I find her?
Where she lives
Does she have a favorite hang out?
The ladies' room
Stop kidding around, I'm serious!
I seriously don't know
Fine!Forget what I said!
Don't...
You just said forget it
Don't be this way
We already told you we don't know
Fine!Forget what I said!
I was wrong about you
You won't even help a friend
a fellow Chinese
All I want is information
But you refuse to help
You won't even lift a finger...
I can hear myself clearly
Why can't you hear me?
What?
The worst Spaniards
are better than you
What did you say?
It's too noisy, I can't hear you
I said the worst Spaniards...
Sorry! I was out of line
Go ahead, make a fool out of me
Who is this Sylvia?
She's Spanish
Bullshit!
Why are people after her?
- Because she's pretty! - What a moron!
No, she's very smart
I mean you
- Sylvia! - David!
Long time no see, how are you?
24 hours is not very long
They're forcing me...
Watch your manners, pal
How dare you...
- What's going on? - Ask them
That girl picked my wallet
They are her accomplices
Come back!
She fooled us again!
Don't believe her no matter what she says
Tell this to yourself
I never trusted her
She's always getting us into trouble
You're over reacting!
- It's you! - It's you!
I came to thank you
Thanks to you
Or else I'll end up in jail
Cut the crap!
If we knew why they came after you
We wouldn't have helped you
Tell her to stay!
- I thought you... - Ask her to come back!
Come back!
I want to ask you something
Mind if you drop by our place?
I'd mind if you don't invite me
Don't you have something to ask her?
You better do the talking
- Me? - Go on!
- You...want something to drink? - Red wine
I'll get it!Here goes...
That night you slept over
We found out the next morning
You left the clothes and tidied up
But our money was gone
and so were you
Let me ask her
What David is trying to say...
That night you slept over
- Did you take our money? - Yes
Did you steal from those men?
Yes
Don't sound so harsh
Harsh? You do it
Why did you do it?
If you find an honest job...
What he's saying...
Even as a hooker
You can still make a living
I hate being called a hooker
I use my head, I don't sell my body
I can't be bought
Look, I'm just the interpreter
You should slap him
Stealing is wrong
When I was 14
My mother was put away
From that day onwards
I'm on my own
Nobody helped me
The men I've met
No matter what they say
Ultimately they want to get me in bed
He was thinking the same thing
Stealing their money
is the punishment they deserve
Next time you meet a pretty girl
You should remember this
I warned you not to get involved
I don't mean you
After tonight
I know you are nice to me
I'll pay you back as soon as I can
I just want to make sure
you pay him first
Unlike me
He needs the money to get married
No! I'm only saving for a rainy day
In that case, pay me first
As long as
it's honest money
Thomas told me
Your Mom and my Dad are good friends
I should watch out for you, right?
Right!
I'm worried you'll steal again
Given a choice
Nobody likes to be a criminal
If there's a chance for you?
I'm willing to start over
Excellent!
We need extra help, right?
No, I didn't...
That's right...but
You probably won't last
You haven't even given me a chance
How do you know?
You'll get a raise if you pass your probation
"Pedestrians stroll along the street"
"But I fly by"
"l'm filled with vitality"
"l have no time for sorrow"
"Even if I fall down
"I have the energy to rise again'
"I may wear make up"
"But my smile is radiant"
"Because of faith"
"l take action"
"to realize my dream'
"With faith"
"l'll achieve my goal"
"You give me confidence"
"l pursue the truth"
"Go after happiness"
"l can pick myself up"
- Hello! - Hello!
I want to talk to you
Come with me!
What is it? What do you want?
Listen to me
I don't want my wallet
I want you to meet someone
You stand to gain from this meeting
What do you say?
Help!
Don't yell!
I mean no harm!
I'm a private detective
I want you to meet my client
Then my job is done
Do me a favor
Please believe me!
Just come with me
I'll let go if you won't yell!
I grew up on the streets
You don't fool me with your tricks
Stop wasting your time
- Where? - Over there!
- Miss - Stay back
or I'll throw this...
Don't say I didn't warn you
Sylvia's in danger
You'll be sorry if you don't believe me
Can I borrow your stool?
- Where? - Over there!
Now what?
Pack up and go after her!
Stop!
Let me go!
- Let her go - Don't come over!
Run!
Get in!
Get in the car
After them!
Step on it! They're catching up!
- I can't stand it - Sit on my lap!
No way! Get in the back! Hurry
Back up! Hurry!
What's wrong with you?
Thank goodness I drive a sports car
Otherwise I'm dead
Next time be careful!
- Dead end! - Had to jump...
Hang on!
You ditched them!
They're not behind us anymore
But they're in front!
I dare you to ram us
Move...
I have to use my weapons
Ready...aim...fire!
Let me try!
Here's some lubricator for you
Here's a strike...
and a ramp for you
How are we doing?
Clean sweep!
All of you can't even bring a girl back?
There's only one reason
You people are useless
Beside eat, what you can do for us?
You have wasted 6 days
Now there are 8 days left
God created the world in 6 days
To bring the girl back
8 days should be enough
Whether I get the inheritance
will depend on you
- These men - Who...?
You go first
Who are these men?
Your turn
You said it...
- This isn't the first time - Right!
Moby!
Speak up! I could have killed you
I can dodge
If they don't get her
They'll keep trying
Until they do
- Who are they? - The bad guys
How do you know?
Because I'm the good guy
What's going on?
A simple story that got complicated
2 parties are after her
Those men and me
I play fair and square
They were unscrupulous and wanted to kidnap her
I'm looking for Sylvia
so I can deliver her to my client
But I don't know
what those men want with her
I'm confused
You didn't really explain much
You must know
what your client want with me
Yes, I should
but my client
refused to tell me
Therefore, I really don't know
Moby
can you tell us something you know?
I know 2 things
Firstly, it's not safe here
Is there a gas leak?
No, I can't help it if you won't believe me
Secondly, if Sylvia wants to know
what my client wants with her
She better go see him
- I know something too - What?
The dumbest private detective
is right here in our house
Don't insult me even if you don't believe me
We believe you
How long have you been a private detective?
6 days
If you get paid weekly
You haven't earned your first pay cheque
Asking us to believe you
is an insult to our intelligence
Fine...say no more!
You're breaking my heart
Hold them off, Moby!
- We'll take the balcony! - See you later, Moby
Hold them off!
- David, you go first - Sure
Come on!
Run, Moby!
Hurry!
After them!
Why are we running?
They're after Sylvia
So? We won't let them
We'll fight them
We're outnumbered
We're used to fighting
more than 10 people at a time
Counting the bystanders?
We'll prove it
- Take Sylvia - Let's go
- Tough guys - Real tough!
We'd better run!
Come on!
Where are we?
Some dump
It's a dead end! Let's go back
- Now what? - Find somewhere to hide
- Who has a torch? - I do
Never mind
Look carefully
It stinks
I know, bear with it
Not here!
They must be here! Look again!
That's much better!
I can't stand it!
You must!
Or we'll be dead
I can't stand it!
What a loser!
You have ruined everything
Run!
Money for you! Come and get it
Move away...
They won't get far, hurry...
What is it? I'm willing to help
I'm glad to hear that
How can I help you?
We're paid to throw you from here
Or will you jump?
- You must have the wrong guy - No we didn't
- Who hired you? - Me
You?
You hired someone to kidnap me
I hired someone to help you play superman
No...help!
Listen...I'm your father...
He's your father?
You're my father?
No, l'm not your father
I'm his butler
What's going on?
You better start talking
Count Lobas is your father
Gloria worked for him 20 years ago
one night, while the Countess was away
The Count raped Gloria
When she was pregnant
The Count sent her away
Son of a bitch!
Don't say that about him!
I hate him! I don't ever want to see him
He's dead
Before he passed away
He wanted to find you and your mother
so that his brother will not inherit everything
I didn't reveal the reason
in consideration of your safety
Even the private detective I hired
is the dumbest
Thank goodness Moby is not here
Says who?
I'm always out of luck
What I want to know
No one would tell me
What I don't want to know
I'd hear it on the radio
But l found the right man for the job
According to the family tradition
Gloria and Sylvia must show up within 14 days
Otherwise the entire estate
will go to his brother Mondale
Those men must work for Mondale
3 more days
Where are you doing?
We thought Sylvia was alone and helpless
that's why we helped her
If she's the Count's daughter
our business is finished
You mean...
If Sylvia is alone and helpless
You're good enough for her
and run around with her
But if she's the Count's daughter
She's out of your league?
We wanted to help her at first
Don't you know
now is the time she needs you most
Don't you want a better life for her?
Yes, you can help her
I'm alone
You've seen Mondale's thugs
They'll keep coming in the next few days
If you're her friend
You won't leave her at a time like this
Don't rub it in
We're ashamed enough to jump from here
How can we help Gloria?
What are you looking at, bitch?
I'll kill you
Stand back
I'll kill you
Stand back
Don't come over!
Let me go
Good!
Untie me!
You have to look the part, lie down!
Turn off the siren
They're dancing over there!
What is it?
They're dancing over there
Here's another nut case
He's mouthing
Is he eating or trying to say something?
I hate guessing
I'm not crazy, pal!
Do me a favor, untie me
- You're normal like us? - Yes
Give me a test
Listen up...
3 worms are moving forward in a single file
The first worm said there are 2 worms behind him
The last one said there are 2 in front of him
The one in the middle
said there are no worms next to him
Do you know why?
- It's blind? - No
I don't know
Your question is too tough
- Is this too tough? - Yes
Why did the worm in the middle say
there are no worms nearby?
Because it was lying
Worms don't lie
That's tricky!
Who tied you up?
It's a secret!
Come over and I'll tell you
Don't tell anyone, OK?
That's why I had to play crazy
What did he say?
I can't tell anyone
I'm not anyone! What did he say?
He said I can't tell anyone
Speak up!
Stop hitting me!
Hey!
Damn! Now I'm stuck
What did you tell him, pal?
Why should I tell you?
I'll untie you if you tell me
I don't trust you
Tell me!
Don't tell anyone
Understand?
Why can't he tell anyone?
Why must we go? I like it here
What are you waiting for? Let's go!
Go where?
Mom can't part with Uncle Chan
and Uncle Chan won't leave
Tell him you're marrying Sylvia
You need him at the wedding
I can't lie about that
Then tell him the truth
Just get him out of here!
Let me talk to him
If you love Gloria
Why don't you 2 get married?
Why didn't I think of that?
Why did you say that?
- You object? - No!
Nobody objects
Will you marry me, Gloria
What took you so long to ask me?
Congratulations!
Sylvia is now your sister
Happy now?
Why don't you say something?
He's your brother now!
Brother!
Don't get mad!
I'll think of a way
Disown your father
That'll work
Right?
Finally...
What's this bulldozer doing here?
Why?
You want me to step on the clutch
pull the hand brake
pull out the key, get out of the van
check it out and tell you?
Cut the crap! Just ask me nicely
What is it?
You just can't do anything!
Moby...
- Are you alright? - Not really!
Don't hit my son!
- Let me go - Shut up!
Move it!
- Why you still stop there? - I don't have the key!
Push it aside!
You do it!
The butler was right
Getting in is easy
To go unnoticed is tough
Come on!
To get in I have at least 7 ways
Why 7?
Why not 6 or 8?
7 is my lucky number
We only need one that works
Sorry, the ways I know
doesn't include that one
We'll get in from the back
The front is guarded
But they're usually careless
I'll take the front
It's dangerous
What about you?
I don't like either plan
We can't even disagree
We're a sheet of loose sand
No, we're only 3 grains of sand
We're hopeless
Get down if you have the guts
Brilliant! l don't
- How are you getting in? - Through the door
- It's guarded! - I'll wait
Till dawn?
I'll climb the trees
Elephants can't climb trees
Go ahead and wait
Stop playing! Stay alert!
- Don't argue - If I pitched a top spin
it would still be a foul ball
Hide them!
I have good news
Someone is here to save you
But also I have a bad news
- He's caught - Go
Hi!
Don't be rude!
Let him sit down!
Thanks
Cheers!
- What now? - Go back to sleep
What? Go back to sleep?
We have to save her
Then why did you ask me?
Come up!
How? I'm not you!
Then find your own way!
- It's me! - I know
But you kicked me
You didn't scream for help
That's how I know it's you
We better split up!
What are you doing up there?
- You're joining the party? - Yes
I shouldn't let you come along
You almost ruin everything! Take care of him!
Let's party!
Your movement and the dress
are seamless
You like this classic look?
Sit down, Mom
I'm hungry
Set the table for one more guest
Since you're here
Present yourself properly
Sorry, I'm late
What's on the menu?
Roast lamb
I was born in the year of the Lamb
Must be a bad sign
I made a fool of myself
To have such distinguished guests
for dinner tonight
I'm very honored
Tonight is very important
To the Lobas family
tonight is a disgrace
Having you two in the family
is the biggest disgrace
Don't be upset
Mr. Mondale
If word got out
You kidnapped them
Your reputation will be compromised
Thanks for reminding me
I know what to do
I don't see it as a problem
- Keep them entertained - Yes, sir
- Take them to the dungeon - Yes, sir
I haven't finished the soup. Where are you taking me?
Move...
Help is on the way!
Hang in there, he's not that tough!
Take care of him! I'll help Thomas
Come... Come on! Come...
I'll handle him, get Sylvia
Can you manage?
No! You better take over. Come on...
How dare you stab me in the back!
Come on, tough guy!
Relax! Take it easy...
Consider this a training session
Come on...
Wait!
1, 2, 3, 4...2, 2, 3, 4
3, 2, 3, 4
Here!
Impressive...
I should never clown around
What a punch!
Pull me up for another round!
Don't let go, pal!
What took you so long?
I'm waiting for you
The 3 Musketeers are invincible
Above waist
Below waist
Chinese fire drll
We're invincible!
How are you?
What would you like?
Hamburger and a Coke
Have a seat over there
Cheer up, David
Thinking of Sylvia?
Serve the food
Come here, David...
- What? - Look!
Dropping in on us?
I need a summerjob. Are you hiring?
You bet!
You wish this summer will never end
Hi
Well! It's the detective with no license
Watch it!
The International Federation of Private Detectives
just sent me a membership card
Now I have a proper license
Congratulations!
Are you looking to expand?
If you'll take on another job with me
You'll have 20 vans in no time
- Another castle? - No, a cottage
Who are we saving?
A president
kidnapped by African cannibals
Cannibals!
Someone is looking for you...