1 00:00:00,039 --> 00:00:02,257 Shot in the leg. He's lost a lot of blood, Doctor. 2 00:00:02,282 --> 00:00:03,890 All right, bring him here. Put him on the table. 3 00:00:03,930 --> 00:00:04,996 We need Murdock. 4 00:00:05,164 --> 00:00:07,883 Pedal to the metal, sweetheart! 5 00:00:07,910 --> 00:00:08,955 How is he, Doc? 6 00:00:09,013 --> 00:00:10,690 It took 60 stitches to close him up. 7 00:00:10,722 --> 00:00:12,372 - What were you hunting? Elephants? - Quail. 8 00:00:12,441 --> 00:00:14,040 I don't want this sucker's blood in me. 9 00:00:14,064 --> 00:00:16,030 It's gonna make me crazy just like he is. 10 00:00:17,969 --> 00:00:19,481 Freeze it... or lose it. 11 00:00:19,521 --> 00:00:21,370 You expectin' company, Sheriff? 12 00:00:22,042 --> 00:00:23,485 Those Barbarians are killers. 13 00:00:23,505 --> 00:00:25,792 They're planning to come in here and burn this town down. 14 00:00:25,796 --> 00:00:27,239 - Here they come. - Watch this. 15 00:00:27,295 --> 00:00:29,388 Chicken! 16 00:00:33,350 --> 00:00:36,979 Ten years ago, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court... 17 00:00:37,062 --> 00:00:38,605 for a crime they didn't commit. 18 00:00:38,689 --> 00:00:43,569 These men promptly escaped from a maximum-security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. 19 00:00:43,694 --> 00:00:47,531 Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. 20 00:00:47,656 --> 00:00:51,326 If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them... 21 00:00:51,452 --> 00:00:54,246 maybe you can hire... the A-Team. 22 00:02:12,908 --> 00:02:15,285 We"ll be in Bad Rock in a couple of minutes. How is he? 23 00:02:15,953 --> 00:02:18,330 Blood pressure's 90 over 30 and dropping fast. 24 00:02:18,413 --> 00:02:19,540 We gotta get him some blood. 25 00:02:20,165 --> 00:02:24,387 Gonna need for the Faceman to change his name. Yeah, to Broken Face. 26 00:02:24,412 --> 00:02:27,923 - Come on, B.A. It wasn't my fault. - You were supposed to be the rear guard. 27 00:02:28,048 --> 00:02:31,051 You messed up bad. Now I have to mess you up. 28 00:02:31,176 --> 00:02:34,513 - It's the law. - Oh, brother. 29 00:03:02,874 --> 00:03:06,128 Face is gonna pay. Face is gonna pay. 30 00:03:06,295 --> 00:03:08,130 Face is gonna pay. 31 00:03:08,380 --> 00:03:10,382 Wait. Keep him up there. 32 00:03:10,465 --> 00:03:12,259 I got one leg. 33 00:03:18,974 --> 00:03:20,309 These things happen, man. 34 00:03:20,392 --> 00:03:24,813 Remember that time in 'Nam when you were supposed to be watching the back door of that Chinese dance hall? 35 00:03:25,397 --> 00:03:28,483 And I slipped and cut myself on that Coke bottle that you dropped. 36 00:03:28,609 --> 00:03:32,696 Did I get mad? No. These things happen. 37 00:03:36,908 --> 00:03:40,454 - Who is it? We need a doctor! It's an emergency! 38 00:03:41,830 --> 00:03:44,750 - Is Dr Sullivan in? - I'm Dr Sullivan. Bring him in. 39 00:03:45,250 --> 00:03:48,211 - I don't want no lady doctor to work on me. - Ignore him. He's in shock. 40 00:03:48,295 --> 00:03:51,089 Hunting accident. Shot in the leg. He's lost a lot of blood, Doctor. 41 00:03:51,214 --> 00:03:53,300 All right, bring him here. Put him on the table. 42 00:03:58,930 --> 00:04:00,515 How long ago did it happen? 43 00:04:00,807 --> 00:04:02,392 3.00 this morning. 44 00:04:03,727 --> 00:04:05,646 Was he unconscious for any length of time? 45 00:04:05,771 --> 00:04:08,148 No. Can you help him? 46 00:04:08,482 --> 00:04:10,400 Better hope so, sucker! 47 00:04:14,404 --> 00:04:16,156 Get that light for me, would you? 48 00:04:17,741 --> 00:04:19,159 Just lie still. 49 00:04:24,122 --> 00:04:25,957 We're with you, buddy. It's gonna be all right. 50 00:04:26,166 --> 00:04:31,296 - I promise. - You better not promise, Face. You better pray! 51 00:04:33,507 --> 00:04:36,051 You guys wanna get outta here so I can get to work? 52 00:04:37,177 --> 00:04:38,595 It was my fault. 53 00:04:38,720 --> 00:04:42,140 It was nobody's fault. We got the client out alive. That's what counts. 54 00:04:42,265 --> 00:04:44,643 You're not the one he wants to bust into little pieces. 55 00:04:45,477 --> 00:04:48,188 - Did you see the look in his eye? - Oh, yeah. Scary. 56 00:04:49,773 --> 00:04:53,235 Hannibal, you... you'll talk him out of it, won't you? 57 00:04:53,402 --> 00:04:57,197 Face, if anybody could talk B.A. out of anything... 58 00:04:57,322 --> 00:04:58,699 he'd be a professional wrestler. 59 00:04:58,824 --> 00:05:01,868 Now, give him some time. He'll... He'll cool off. 60 00:05:01,993 --> 00:05:04,705 The worst thing that could happen to you is that he's gonna take a couple of swings at you. 61 00:05:04,830 --> 00:05:06,331 One oughta do it. 62 00:05:07,457 --> 00:05:10,190 Face, B.A. loves you. 63 00:05:10,253 --> 00:05:14,673 - Yeah... He does? - He told me so himself. 64 00:05:16,925 --> 00:05:19,344 - How is he, Doc? - Not very good. 65 00:05:20,053 --> 00:05:22,597 Your friend has a. 50-calibre hole in his leg. 66 00:05:22,723 --> 00:05:25,600 I had to tie off an artery. It took 60 stitches to close him up. 67 00:05:25,684 --> 00:05:27,144 What were you hunting? Elephants? 68 00:05:27,561 --> 00:05:32,107 - Quail. - Uh, you know, uh... 69 00:05:33,108 --> 00:05:35,444 Doc, how soon can we take him out of here? 70 00:05:35,569 --> 00:05:39,698 He needs blood. I can't locate any AB negative. It's a very unusual type. 71 00:05:39,823 --> 00:05:41,742 He's a very unusual guy. 72 00:05:42,117 --> 00:05:45,203 We'll get you the blood, and then we'll take him out of here. 73 00:05:45,328 --> 00:05:48,081 No, I'm sorry. He's not going anywhere until I can stabilize him. 74 00:05:48,165 --> 00:05:52,252 AB negative is a very rare blood type. We'll be lucky if we can come up with a pint of it. 75 00:05:52,335 --> 00:05:57,007 We happen to know a very rare guy who has that type of blood. 76 00:05:57,090 --> 00:05:58,717 How are we gonna get Murdock up here? 77 00:05:58,842 --> 00:06:02,012 Amy'll get him out of the hospital for us. Can I use your phone, Doc? 78 00:06:15,317 --> 00:06:16,735 Amy Allen, please. 79 00:06:16,860 --> 00:06:18,737 Where are you guys? I was getting worried. 80 00:06:18,862 --> 00:06:23,575 We got in a firefight. We need Murdock. You're gonna have to get him out of the hospital for us. 81 00:06:23,700 --> 00:06:25,869 Me? By myself? 82 00:06:26,133 --> 00:06:30,665 Just call him up and tell him, "Red Ball One, bag is leaking." 83 00:06:30,791 --> 00:06:34,252 - Got that? - Come on, Hannibal. Let me in on it. 84 00:06:34,586 --> 00:06:36,922 You just tell Murdock. He'll know what to do. 85 00:06:37,214 --> 00:06:42,928 We're in Bad Rock with a... a doctor named Sullivan. Got it? 86 00:06:43,220 --> 00:06:44,387 Got it. 87 00:07:09,871 --> 00:07:12,207 Hello, Jack? This is Mo Sullivan. Is the sheriff in? 88 00:07:12,374 --> 00:07:15,043 Yeah, Mo, he's here. I-I'll get him for ya. 89 00:07:15,293 --> 00:07:19,798 Hey, Sheriff. Doc Sullivan's on the phone. She wants to talk at ya. 90 00:07:21,675 --> 00:07:25,762 You better answer the phone, Sheriff. You ain't got much time left. 91 00:07:26,054 --> 00:07:30,267 Ain't no way the Barbarians are gonna let you put me on ice for the feds. 92 00:07:30,433 --> 00:07:34,521 No way. You're in it, man. 93 00:07:34,688 --> 00:07:37,107 You are in it bad. 94 00:07:37,816 --> 00:07:40,068 Nobody's comin' back for you, punk. 95 00:07:41,862 --> 00:07:43,405 Yeah, Mo. What's up? 96 00:07:43,655 --> 00:07:47,951 Uh, Hank, I could have some trouble here. 97 00:07:48,326 --> 00:07:50,745 A couple of guys brought somebody into my house this morning. 98 00:07:50,871 --> 00:07:54,291 - He's been pretty badly shot up. - Is it this motorcycle gang? 99 00:07:54,541 --> 00:07:56,251 The guy who was shot could be. 100 00:07:56,293 --> 00:07:59,421 He's got a Mohawk and about two tons of gold and bad manners. 101 00:07:59,963 --> 00:08:02,048 I'll be over in a couple of minutes. 102 00:08:06,344 --> 00:08:09,848 Goin' over to Doc Sullivan's. Nobody comes through that door but me. 103 00:08:11,766 --> 00:08:14,853 Man, that old tub of lard can't stand up to my boys. 104 00:08:14,936 --> 00:08:17,731 We will eat that pig for lunch. 105 00:08:55,018 --> 00:08:56,519 Gin. 106 00:08:58,063 --> 00:08:59,564 Face! 107 00:09:00,857 --> 00:09:02,442 Doctor, is he any better? 108 00:09:02,567 --> 00:09:04,527 No. And he's not going to be... 109 00:09:04,611 --> 00:09:07,530 until that other friend of yours gets here and gives him some blood. 110 00:09:08,365 --> 00:09:11,743 Doctor, we've got to ask your confidence on this. Nobody can know. 111 00:09:11,826 --> 00:09:14,371 As soon as he's well enough to move, we'll get him out of here. 112 00:09:14,704 --> 00:09:17,749 We'll pay cash... $5,000. Is that enough? 113 00:09:17,832 --> 00:09:21,670 I'm not interested in your money. I just want to know what happened to my patient. 114 00:09:21,878 --> 00:09:24,130 I haven't seen a wound like that since Vietnam. 115 00:09:24,422 --> 00:09:25,882 You were in Vietnam. 116 00:09:27,467 --> 00:09:31,471 You must've been a captain. You'll forgive me if I don't salute. 117 00:09:31,930 --> 00:09:33,431 He's a colonel. 118 00:09:33,765 --> 00:09:36,017 Freeze it... or lose it. 119 00:09:36,851 --> 00:09:38,979 Raise 'em nice and slow. 120 00:09:40,355 --> 00:09:41,982 Stick 'em up, Colonel. 121 00:09:43,316 --> 00:09:45,068 Search him, Mo. 122 00:09:56,371 --> 00:10:00,000 Nine-millimetre! It's nice. 123 00:10:01,292 --> 00:10:05,714 No doubt about it. You're on a cold streak here. 124 00:10:13,596 --> 00:10:17,350 'Course you realize when we run these prints through, we are gonna find out who you guys are. 125 00:10:17,517 --> 00:10:19,519 I told you before, we're ballet dancers. 126 00:10:19,644 --> 00:10:21,688 That guy over at Doc's is our choreographer. 127 00:10:21,896 --> 00:10:26,735 Yeah, we had a nasty audience. I don't think they liked our pas de deux. 128 00:10:27,277 --> 00:10:31,197 Opened up on us from the first row with a. 50-calibre machine gun. 129 00:10:31,322 --> 00:10:34,701 All right, let's go. Cover me. 130 00:10:34,826 --> 00:10:35,910 Mm-hmm. 131 00:10:36,661 --> 00:10:38,538 Punch these clowns up on the computer. 132 00:10:38,663 --> 00:10:40,915 Run their prints for outstanding warrants. 133 00:10:43,793 --> 00:10:47,172 All right! More dog meat for the party. 134 00:10:47,255 --> 00:10:49,674 You see, we're throwin' this little party. Y'all are invited. 135 00:10:49,799 --> 00:10:52,010 Who's the 200-pound cockroach? 136 00:10:55,513 --> 00:10:59,267 He's in more trouble than you guys. Pulled him over for speeding and ran his prints. 137 00:10:59,434 --> 00:11:02,312 He's got outstanding warrants for Murder One in two states. 138 00:11:03,980 --> 00:11:05,940 You ain't gettin' me to trial, man. 139 00:11:06,399 --> 00:11:09,110 My boys are gonna come in here and bust me out. 140 00:11:09,319 --> 00:11:12,155 Oh, we'll get you there, Jenko. Bet on it. 141 00:11:13,114 --> 00:11:15,909 Mm-hmm. Yeah. Yeah, this is Deputy Harmson. 142 00:11:16,618 --> 00:11:19,871 I've got a couple of guys down here I want you to run through your computer. 143 00:11:20,288 --> 00:11:23,917 Waste of time, Deputy. We have friends in very high places. 144 00:11:24,667 --> 00:11:26,127 Lockdown. Lockdown. 145 00:11:26,294 --> 00:11:29,714 Patient Murdock escaping from video game and arcade room. 146 00:11:36,721 --> 00:11:39,974 Pedal to the metal, sweetheart! 147 00:12:15,218 --> 00:12:17,679 Okay. Yeah. Thanks a lot. 148 00:12:20,723 --> 00:12:26,271 Oh, Sheriff, that was Military Intelligence. 149 00:12:26,980 --> 00:12:31,484 Would you believe they've been looking for them two yahoos since the end of the Vietnam War? 150 00:12:32,026 --> 00:12:33,695 No kiddin'? For what? 151 00:12:35,155 --> 00:12:37,365 Robbin' the Bank of Hanoi. 152 00:12:37,532 --> 00:12:41,369 They're gonna send some M.P. s over here. They oughta be here some time late this afternoon. 153 00:12:41,911 --> 00:12:45,415 Good. I don't wanna have to sit on anyone but Sonny Jenko. 154 00:12:45,456 --> 00:12:49,294 Well, listen. Military Intelligence said we best keep our eye on that white-haired fellow. 155 00:12:49,419 --> 00:12:52,505 That is John "Hannibal" Smith. Colonel. 156 00:12:52,672 --> 00:12:55,008 He's some kind of escape artist or somethin'. 157 00:12:55,300 --> 00:12:57,302 I mean, he already busted out of Fort Bragg once. 158 00:12:58,970 --> 00:13:01,181 Nobody's gonna break out of my jail. 159 00:13:09,314 --> 00:13:11,441 Come on, Colonel. The Bank of Hanoi? 160 00:13:11,858 --> 00:13:14,527 Yeah. We kinda liked that one ourselves. 161 00:13:14,652 --> 00:13:17,655 - Could say we had a yen for some extra money. 162 00:13:18,865 --> 00:13:21,409 Yeah, well, you"ll have a chance to tell that all to the military court. 163 00:13:21,534 --> 00:13:25,288 We have some M.P. s comin'up here to take you guys back home to your stockade. 164 00:13:25,371 --> 00:13:27,624 No offense, Sheriff, but that's been tried before. 165 00:13:27,790 --> 00:13:29,667 You 're not breakin' outta here, Smith. 166 00:13:31,628 --> 00:13:34,756 They already told us how you and your guys broke out of Fort Bragg. 167 00:13:34,923 --> 00:13:36,049 My jail's different. 168 00:13:37,508 --> 00:13:41,596 Sheriff, you gotta be kiddin' about this place. I could break outta here on horseback. 169 00:13:42,055 --> 00:13:45,016 - Here you go, kid. - Well, I'll take my chances, Houdini. 170 00:13:45,225 --> 00:13:48,353 Wanna put some money on that? Twenty dollars says he can do it. 171 00:13:48,478 --> 00:13:50,480 Cro-Magnon there can hold the money for us. 172 00:13:52,357 --> 00:13:55,902 You got a real mouth on you, kid. My boys break me outta here... 173 00:13:55,985 --> 00:13:58,321 I'm gonna come over there and shut it myself! 174 00:13:58,738 --> 00:14:01,950 You expectin' company, Sheriff? We might stick around. 175 00:14:02,075 --> 00:14:04,953 Nobody's comin' back for that creep. His gang's long gone. 176 00:14:05,119 --> 00:14:06,871 And you're not goin' anywhere, either, Colonel. 177 00:14:07,080 --> 00:14:11,125 Uh, never underestimate your enemy, Sheriff. 178 00:14:12,168 --> 00:14:16,089 - Overconfidence is a real killer. - I think General Custer said that. 179 00:14:16,214 --> 00:14:20,426 Don't worry about me. Just worry about what you're gonna say to the military court when they send you up for life. 180 00:14:20,551 --> 00:14:23,805 I never worry. But if slimy over there is right... 181 00:14:23,930 --> 00:14:25,974 we could be taking on a little water. 182 00:14:26,140 --> 00:14:27,308 Gin. 183 00:14:51,207 --> 00:14:56,818 All right! Now we got the sheriff cut off completely from the rest of the world! 184 00:14:56,843 --> 00:14:58,756 - Yeah. - Let's go get Sonny. 185 00:14:59,173 --> 00:15:02,635 We swing by Bernie's Café. We pick up the rest of the brothers. 186 00:15:02,719 --> 00:15:05,138 We go in and take that town down to the sewers. 187 00:15:05,805 --> 00:15:07,432 Crank 'em up!" 188 00:15:58,399 --> 00:16:01,235 Okay, baby. I'll see you tonight. 189 00:16:03,112 --> 00:16:06,783 Oh, good. I'm glad you're back. I-I was afraid to leave these guys alone. 190 00:16:06,908 --> 00:16:11,120 That was Doc Sullivan. She's still trying to locate some blood for that buddy of theirs that was shot up. 191 00:16:11,579 --> 00:16:14,843 And once he's stabilized, we'll move him in here and hold him for the M.P.s. 192 00:16:14,868 --> 00:16:18,211 Mmm. What time are the feds comin' by for Jenko? 193 00:16:18,711 --> 00:16:20,338 Maybe tonight, early morning. 194 00:16:20,755 --> 00:16:24,801 They got to, uh, swing by Sacramento and pick up some extradition papers. 195 00:16:25,927 --> 00:16:28,596 Hmm. You know, Sheriff, it... it just doesn't seem right to me. 196 00:16:28,721 --> 00:16:31,891 I mean, the Barbarians just lettin'us take their boss away like that... 197 00:16:32,016 --> 00:16:34,227 I mean, without even throwin' a few rocks or somethin'. 198 00:16:34,602 --> 00:16:37,563 The Barbarians are punks. They don't have the guts. 199 00:16:37,730 --> 00:16:40,900 Hmm. Well, I hope you're right. 200 00:16:41,442 --> 00:16:43,945 All right, boys. It's feedin' time at the zoo. 201 00:16:44,070 --> 00:16:46,239 Everybody get up and let's have a little lunch here. 202 00:16:46,447 --> 00:16:48,533 Wake up, Colonel. It's lunch-time. 203 00:16:48,616 --> 00:16:52,328 - Oh, I'd, uh, forget the colonel. He went out to lunch. - Oh... What? 204 00:16:52,829 --> 00:16:55,790 Yeah. You really shouldn't leave guys like us unattended. 205 00:16:57,083 --> 00:16:59,210 Hey, Sheriff, get over here! 206 00:17:08,219 --> 00:17:10,555 Damn! Let's go. 207 00:17:11,472 --> 00:17:13,808 Uh, don't forget. You owe me 20 bucks. 208 00:17:20,231 --> 00:17:22,358 - Nice work, Hannibal. - Thanks. 209 00:17:30,241 --> 00:17:31,993 Set up the squad car. I'll call... 210 00:17:32,535 --> 00:17:35,746 That won't be necessary, Sheriff. Now, keep your hands... 211 00:17:35,913 --> 00:17:37,832 right where they are. 212 00:17:37,999 --> 00:17:41,461 - Over there. Side by side. - How did you get outta there? 213 00:17:42,253 --> 00:17:45,798 Claustrophobia. Tight places give me the creeps. 214 00:17:52,054 --> 00:17:55,975 All right, gentlemen. Step into our finest room. 215 00:17:57,226 --> 00:18:01,564 No phones, no pool, no pets, but you're gonna love your new neighbor. 216 00:18:02,982 --> 00:18:04,984 Face, get over to the van. Get on the radio. 217 00:18:05,109 --> 00:18:06,903 - Murdock should be in range by now. - Gotcha. 218 00:18:07,278 --> 00:18:12,283 Hey, man, let me outta here. I'll make sure you got a motorcycle escort all the way to the state line. 219 00:18:12,408 --> 00:18:16,787 - No deal. I couldn't stand the smell. - You're gonna pay for that, man! 220 00:18:16,996 --> 00:18:19,916 I'm gonna cut you a cheque next time I'm at the bank, man. 221 00:18:21,167 --> 00:18:24,754 Sorry, Sheriff. We just don't get on well with military police. 222 00:18:24,879 --> 00:18:28,674 But as soon as I'm out of town, I'll drop the keys to someone and have 'em get you out. 223 00:18:28,799 --> 00:18:33,054 You're never gettin' away with this. Feds are coming, so are the M.P.s. You'll never make it out of the county. 224 00:18:33,179 --> 00:18:36,265 Maybe. But I gotta try. 225 00:18:36,641 --> 00:18:39,227 It's something that stems from my childhood. 226 00:18:40,019 --> 00:18:44,774 I just gotta play against the house. So long, lizard breath. 227 00:18:59,705 --> 00:19:00,623 How much farther? 228 00:19:00,790 --> 00:19:04,168 Five, 10 miles. Take Junction 82 south. 229 00:19:06,295 --> 00:19:07,880 What do you think happened? 230 00:19:08,965 --> 00:19:11,300 I don't know. It was supposed to be a simple gig. 231 00:19:11,425 --> 00:19:12,677 There was no air support, no nothin'. 232 00:19:12,760 --> 00:19:15,596 Just spring some oil man's son from his kidnappers. 233 00:19:16,389 --> 00:19:18,683 But we got a "Red Ball One." That's big trouble. 234 00:19:19,308 --> 00:19:22,061 "Bag's leaking" means one of the team took some lead. 235 00:19:22,520 --> 00:19:24,605 Well, it couldn't have been Hannibal. He made the call. 236 00:19:24,730 --> 00:19:26,607 Nope. Hannibal's not the one under the gun. 237 00:19:27,108 --> 00:19:30,111 Um, give me that radio down there, would ya, hot potato? 238 00:19:31,988 --> 00:19:34,282 We should be in range pretty soon. 239 00:19:34,448 --> 00:19:36,784 Shootin' it out at high noon, maybe we can raise the van... 240 00:19:36,909 --> 00:19:40,746 pull the A-Team... outta the can. 241 00:19:44,625 --> 00:19:47,044 - Did you get 'em yet? - No. They must still be out of range. 242 00:19:47,169 --> 00:19:50,506 Keep workin' on it. I'll try to soften up the doc before she calls in the heat. 243 00:19:55,553 --> 00:19:58,014 - How do you feel? - Feel pretty weak, mama. 244 00:19:58,097 --> 00:20:00,891 Well, you'll be getting some strength back as soon as we get you some blood. 245 00:20:01,017 --> 00:20:03,936 What are you doing here? Aren't you supposed to be in jail? 246 00:20:04,061 --> 00:20:09,108 Sorry, Doctor. We're gonna have to do things my way. But don't worry; I won't hurt you. How're you doin', B.A.? 247 00:20:09,233 --> 00:20:12,778 - Hangin' in there? - Real tired, man. Leg hurt bad. 248 00:20:12,903 --> 00:20:16,574 - We'll get you home real soon. - Nobody seems to be listening to me. 249 00:20:16,741 --> 00:20:19,702 I told you, the man cannot be moved until he gets some blood. 250 00:20:19,785 --> 00:20:22,538 Will you get the fire out of your eye, Doc? We got some blood on the way. 251 00:20:22,663 --> 00:20:25,541 - Hannibal always comes through. - Murdock'll be here right away. 252 00:20:25,625 --> 00:20:29,462 - You're the same blood type. We'll do a transfusion and get you on your feet. - Murdock? 253 00:20:29,587 --> 00:20:34,342 - You're both AB negative, remember? - I ain't swappin' blood with that sucker! He's crazy! 254 00:20:34,467 --> 00:20:38,804 B.A., he's the only donor we have, unless we're gonna get you into Cedars-Sinai. 255 00:20:38,929 --> 00:20:40,306 You have very special blood. 256 00:20:40,431 --> 00:20:42,933 I ain't gonna let you pump none of Murdock's crazy juice in me. 257 00:20:43,059 --> 00:20:49,148 - No way, man. He's nuts. - No, he isn't, B.A. Not really. 258 00:20:53,611 --> 00:20:56,072 This is Howling Mad, flyin' high cover on the Red Ball One. 259 00:20:56,197 --> 00:20:58,574 I'm comin' in low and sideways to plug the bag. 260 00:20:59,867 --> 00:21:02,119 A-Team in need, do you read? 261 00:21:03,329 --> 00:21:05,289 Outta range. That's kinda strange. 262 00:21:06,374 --> 00:21:09,126 Uh, Murdock, what is with all the poetry? 263 00:21:10,169 --> 00:21:12,129 Yeah, I noticed that too. 264 00:21:12,838 --> 00:21:16,550 I don't know what I'm gonna do. I got my words, and my brain's workin' fine. 265 00:21:16,634 --> 00:21:21,806 But when the words come out, they want to... rhyme. 266 00:21:22,973 --> 00:21:25,434 - Oh. - Murdock, is that you? Come in. 267 00:21:25,643 --> 00:21:28,354 This is your man, Howling Mad. What's the buzz, Face? 268 00:21:28,437 --> 00:21:31,190 Listen. B.A.'s been hit. We need some of your AB negative." 269 00:21:31,607 --> 00:21:34,068 There's a doctor's house on your left as you come through town. 270 00:21:34,235 --> 00:21:36,112 I'll be waitin' for you. 271 00:21:48,916 --> 00:21:51,335 No need to wait, Face. I think this is the place. 272 00:21:51,419 --> 00:21:52,795 Okay, he's inside. 273 00:21:58,342 --> 00:22:01,053 B.A., you lie still. 274 00:22:01,637 --> 00:22:05,057 Man, I'm warnin' y'all for the last time. I don't want this sucker's blood in me. 275 00:22:05,141 --> 00:22:07,143 It's gonna make me crazy just like he is. 276 00:22:07,268 --> 00:22:10,521 It's not gonna make you crazy, B.A. It's just gonna make you mellow. 277 00:22:10,646 --> 00:22:13,858 You could even room with me at the V.A. I'll have them bring in an extra bunk... 278 00:22:13,983 --> 00:22:16,277 and you and I can watch the walls melt. 279 00:22:16,444 --> 00:22:18,696 - Hannibal! - Lay off, will ya, Murdock? 280 00:22:18,779 --> 00:22:21,782 Lay off what? This man has a chance for greatness. 281 00:22:21,866 --> 00:22:25,995 My bodily fluids are in great demand by the finest minds of our time. 282 00:22:26,078 --> 00:22:28,164 I give a fresh specimen to the V.A. every week. 283 00:22:28,247 --> 00:22:31,375 Worst that can happen is he starts to hear things that he don't see... 284 00:22:31,500 --> 00:22:34,211 and rhyme his words just like me. 285 00:22:35,504 --> 00:22:38,174 - Gonna get you for this, Face! - What are you talking about? 286 00:22:38,299 --> 00:22:40,509 Faceman messed up. That's why I got shot. 287 00:22:40,885 --> 00:22:44,764 That's why I need this sucker's blood. Gonna make me crazy, just like he is. 288 00:22:44,889 --> 00:22:46,515 That's why the Faceman gotta pay. 289 00:22:46,599 --> 00:22:50,102 Hannibal, I'll go get the van ready to transport him. 290 00:22:50,478 --> 00:22:52,521 Try and cool him down for me, will ya? 291 00:22:53,355 --> 00:22:55,816 My blood'll cool him down for you, Face. 292 00:22:57,902 --> 00:22:59,278 Gonna get you for this, Face. 293 00:22:59,403 --> 00:23:01,280 I can feel myself gettin' crazy already. 294 00:23:01,405 --> 00:23:03,282 Yeah, first your ears start to ring... 295 00:23:03,449 --> 00:23:05,993 and then, every once in a while, your eyes start to fog over... 296 00:23:06,076 --> 00:23:07,495 and you start to rhyme your words. 297 00:23:07,620 --> 00:23:10,664 You're nuts, man. Who ever heard of me rhymin' my words? 298 00:23:10,790 --> 00:23:14,752 That's the craziest thing I ever heard. My ears don't ring. I don't hear a thing. 299 00:23:14,877 --> 00:23:16,545 - Uh-huh. - Hey, wait a minute, sucker! 300 00:23:16,629 --> 00:23:20,132 You see? Foam the runway! B.A. is comin' in! 301 00:23:20,925 --> 00:23:22,301 Let me know when your eyes start to fog. 302 00:23:22,384 --> 00:23:24,512 B.A., Murdock's blood is not gonna do a thing to you. 303 00:23:24,637 --> 00:23:26,806 Blood is blood. It's all the same. You know, it's red... 304 00:23:26,889 --> 00:23:30,559 No, it ain't. Mine is special. Once upon a time, I didn't have a dime. 305 00:23:30,643 --> 00:23:33,187 My head went crazy. They said I was lazy, but I'm gettin' by, on the fly... 306 00:23:33,270 --> 00:23:36,816 Murdock, knock it off! You're diggin' my grave here with B.A. 307 00:23:37,024 --> 00:23:38,526 Rock 'n' roll. 308 00:23:42,196 --> 00:23:43,697 You know you shouldn't move him. 309 00:23:44,114 --> 00:23:45,699 We have no choice. 310 00:23:48,536 --> 00:23:52,915 I know it doesn't seem like it, Doc, but we are the guys in the white hats. 311 00:23:52,998 --> 00:23:55,668 Then why are you wanted by the military police? 312 00:23:55,960 --> 00:23:59,922 It's a long story, and no one wants to listen. We're on the run. 313 00:24:00,047 --> 00:24:03,634 If any of us get caught, we get 20 years in a federal slammer. 314 00:24:15,521 --> 00:24:19,692 Uh, that's supposed to be some sort of macho pass, and now I'm supposed to blush, right? 315 00:24:27,449 --> 00:24:29,034 I don't make passes. 316 00:24:29,493 --> 00:24:31,203 Or promises. 317 00:24:32,454 --> 00:24:34,790 The mystery man just sort of rides off into the sunset... 318 00:24:34,915 --> 00:24:37,209 like the last reel of Happy Trails. 319 00:24:37,334 --> 00:24:39,670 Yeah. Somethin' like that. 320 00:24:45,426 --> 00:24:49,805 But... in the meantime, you'll have to wait. 321 00:24:50,347 --> 00:24:52,850 Wait! Oh, that's real cute, Hannibal! Let me out of here! 322 00:24:52,975 --> 00:24:55,060 - Uh, I'll let you out of there as soon as I can. 323 00:24:55,185 --> 00:24:58,105 And if it helps any... 324 00:24:58,731 --> 00:25:01,859 putting you in the closet was not my first choice. 325 00:25:01,942 --> 00:25:04,820 Oh, well, that's just real great! Meanwhile, that's where I am! In the closet! 326 00:25:04,945 --> 00:25:07,531 - I'm sorry, Doc. - Hannibal! 327 00:25:07,656 --> 00:25:10,200 Come on! Let me out of here! Stop foolin' around! 328 00:25:25,132 --> 00:25:27,384 - Murdock? - Yeah, Colonel. 329 00:25:27,927 --> 00:25:30,220 The local sheriff turned us over to the military police. 330 00:25:30,304 --> 00:25:33,766 They could be on us anytime. If you see any heat comin' in... 331 00:25:33,891 --> 00:25:35,893 I want you to peel off and get Amy out of there. 332 00:25:37,686 --> 00:25:41,857 ♪ You in the army now You not behind the plough ♪ 333 00:25:41,982 --> 00:25:44,360 ♪ You never get rich by diggin' a ditch ♪ 334 00:25:44,443 --> 00:25:47,571 ♪ You in the army now ♪ 335 00:26:23,399 --> 00:26:26,235 Those creeps are probably here to bust their boss out of jail. 336 00:26:26,485 --> 00:26:30,364 - The sheriff's gonna be dog meat. - Yeah, he is, isn't he? 337 00:26:30,948 --> 00:26:33,742 - You know, I've been thinkin' about that. - Me too. 338 00:26:34,076 --> 00:26:35,953 - Yeah. - Yeah. 339 00:26:36,286 --> 00:26:40,207 I mean, he didn't do anything wrong, and it's not nice to lock somebody up in their own jail. 340 00:26:40,332 --> 00:26:42,334 Poor guy's just tryin' to do his job. 341 00:26:43,168 --> 00:26:45,504 - Turn in? - Yeah. Gotta. 342 00:26:48,132 --> 00:26:50,217 Face, pull in by that crane. 343 00:26:50,342 --> 00:26:51,552 Right. 344 00:27:04,231 --> 00:27:06,275 Amy, you stay with B.A. 345 00:27:06,817 --> 00:27:10,279 Murdock, do you think you could fire this crane up? 346 00:27:10,446 --> 00:27:12,448 - If it had wings, I could fly it. - Murdock? 347 00:27:12,531 --> 00:27:15,951 - No problem, Colonel. - Face, see if that cable will move to the other side. 348 00:27:16,076 --> 00:27:19,663 - What are we doing? - We're gonna slow these Barbarians down... 349 00:27:19,747 --> 00:27:22,082 so we can get back to the sheriff and help him dig in for the attack. 350 00:27:22,207 --> 00:27:23,917 But aren't the military police on their way? 351 00:27:24,084 --> 00:27:25,502 Interesting, isn't it? 352 00:28:19,181 --> 00:28:24,536 You guys are gonna have to move these bikes 16 feet from this curb. 353 00:28:26,814 --> 00:28:31,151 - That's state regulations, you know. - Get your face outta here, worm! 354 00:28:31,360 --> 00:28:35,197 Really? Okay, I'll move 'em myself. 355 00:28:55,717 --> 00:28:57,886 - Hey! Hey! - What! 356 00:29:26,290 --> 00:29:29,626 Hey! Get up there in that crane! Get those bikes down! 357 00:29:29,710 --> 00:29:32,129 All right, get those guys up on their feet! Come on! 358 00:29:32,296 --> 00:29:36,008 Don't just stand there! Help 'em! Come on! 359 00:29:42,973 --> 00:29:47,144 Well, I guess that should hold them up for a couple of hours. 360 00:29:48,020 --> 00:29:50,314 Well, how's my blood brother doin'? 361 00:29:50,856 --> 00:29:53,066 - I ain't your blood brother. - Sure you are, brother. 362 00:29:53,150 --> 00:29:56,445 You got Howlin' Mad's blood in your veins. 363 00:29:56,820 --> 00:29:58,947 You just wait till the clouds catch fire. 364 00:29:59,072 --> 00:30:01,533 It's gonna be like the Fourth of July! My, my! 365 00:30:01,700 --> 00:30:03,911 Hey, Hannibal, will you make this sucker shut up? 366 00:30:04,036 --> 00:30:05,996 That sheriff's gonna be hard to deal with. 367 00:30:06,371 --> 00:30:09,082 They get a little testy when you lock 'em up in their own cells. 368 00:30:09,166 --> 00:30:11,501 Well, Amy'll just smile at him. Right, kid? 369 00:30:11,585 --> 00:30:15,047 - Get his heart thawed out for us. - Amy will what? 370 00:30:15,714 --> 00:30:17,883 We all use what we got, kid. 371 00:30:32,231 --> 00:30:36,318 Hey, Face, look at that abandoned real estate office. 372 00:30:37,277 --> 00:30:39,029 Could be a double for the sheriff's office. 373 00:30:39,154 --> 00:30:41,323 We might work a shell game on these geeks. 374 00:30:41,531 --> 00:30:44,618 Could. We are dealin' with double-digit I.Q.'s here. 375 00:30:44,743 --> 00:30:48,163 Ah, but that'll take some time, Hannibal. We got M.P. s on the way. 376 00:30:48,247 --> 00:30:50,332 We'd have to have a couple... two, three hours in order to... 377 00:30:50,415 --> 00:30:53,210 Ah, it's just a set dressing problem. Nothing to it. 378 00:31:07,683 --> 00:31:11,103 Amy, bring Dr Sullivan back here. 379 00:31:11,228 --> 00:31:12,729 I thought I was supposed to charm the sheriff. 380 00:31:12,813 --> 00:31:15,190 Uh, we better soothe him a little first. 381 00:31:23,907 --> 00:31:24,908 You came back. 382 00:31:25,033 --> 00:31:27,995 - That's right. - Okay, I'll bite. Why? 383 00:31:28,120 --> 00:31:30,914 You were supposed to count to a hundred and yell "Ready or not, here I come." 384 00:31:31,039 --> 00:31:32,541 Now, Sheriff, if you're not gonna play the game... 385 00:31:32,666 --> 00:31:35,794 - we're gonna play in someone else's town. - That's very funny. 386 00:31:35,961 --> 00:31:38,338 The Barbarians are about 10 miles up the road. 387 00:31:38,463 --> 00:31:41,591 There's 20 or 30 of 'em. They're comin' back here on a garbage run... 388 00:31:41,675 --> 00:31:42,926 to pick up this piece of trash. 389 00:31:43,051 --> 00:31:48,098 - If I read 'em right, they're gonna take your town apart. - All right! 390 00:31:48,181 --> 00:31:52,853 Yes! Now we are cookin'! Now things are lookin' right! 391 00:31:52,936 --> 00:31:56,231 Sheriff, you ever seen the Barbarians on a run, man? 392 00:31:56,356 --> 00:31:59,192 It is beautiful! Beautiful! 393 00:32:00,110 --> 00:32:03,864 'Course, we're a little hard on cops and civilized women. 394 00:32:03,989 --> 00:32:06,488 Hey, fat lip, button it! 395 00:32:08,201 --> 00:32:10,162 I can blow you away right here. 396 00:32:10,245 --> 00:32:12,581 I'm not a cop. I'm a fugitive. 397 00:32:12,706 --> 00:32:17,377 And every now and then, I like to drop the hammer on a piece of dirt. 398 00:32:18,879 --> 00:32:20,964 You are nuts, man! 399 00:32:26,136 --> 00:32:28,180 Well, what's your story, man! 400 00:32:28,472 --> 00:32:32,184 Hi. I'm the blood lady. 401 00:32:32,476 --> 00:32:36,313 I give blood to guys with holes in 'em, and perhaps we can do business, muchacho. 402 00:32:36,438 --> 00:32:40,025 Because I got a feelin' you're gonna be leakin' from three or four holes in a minute. 403 00:32:40,108 --> 00:32:43,945 Our rates are low. It's $20 a pint. 404 00:32:44,071 --> 00:32:48,408 We've got a special on... if you buy in bulk. 405 00:32:49,117 --> 00:32:50,243 Now, here's the deal. 406 00:32:50,369 --> 00:32:54,247 We'll let you out and help you with the bikers, and you forget you ever saw us. 407 00:32:54,373 --> 00:32:58,877 If you let me out, what's to prevent me from bringing in the National Guard and bustin' the whole bunch of you? 408 00:32:59,002 --> 00:33:01,171 The Barbarians have cut the phone lines. 409 00:33:01,296 --> 00:33:03,924 The radio in our van can't get over the mountains. 410 00:33:04,049 --> 00:33:06,551 Which means yours probably can't, either. 411 00:33:06,676 --> 00:33:09,805 But you know that. We're kind of in the same boat, Sheriff. 412 00:33:09,930 --> 00:33:13,308 You read the printout on us. We were a combat team in 'Nam." 413 00:33:13,600 --> 00:33:16,895 We're weapons and tactics experts. We enjoy a challenge. 414 00:33:17,187 --> 00:33:19,523 - How much time we got? - About an hour and a half. 415 00:33:22,067 --> 00:33:23,985 I can't make a deal with a wanted man. 416 00:33:24,111 --> 00:33:26,780 I can't agree to have fugitives protect this town. 417 00:33:26,863 --> 00:33:31,326 - I'm a police officer. - Sheriff, if I were you, I would not debate technicalities. 418 00:33:32,160 --> 00:33:35,080 Sheriff, those Barbarians are killers. 419 00:33:35,163 --> 00:33:37,290 I mean, a lot of people in this town could get hurt. 420 00:33:37,416 --> 00:33:39,751 And we're locked up in here. 421 00:33:47,467 --> 00:33:49,136 Okay, let me out. 422 00:33:49,636 --> 00:33:53,515 First I want your handshake you're not gonna pull down on us with your badge and gun. 423 00:33:54,683 --> 00:33:57,144 A handshake isn't exactly a binding agreement. 424 00:33:57,310 --> 00:33:59,855 When you live on the edge, you learn to make fast evaluations. 425 00:33:59,980 --> 00:34:05,026 Your life depends on 'em. My take on you is... your handshake is your bond." 426 00:34:19,958 --> 00:34:21,835 Hey! Who's out there? 427 00:34:26,381 --> 00:34:28,633 - Well, thanks a whole lot! - Look, I know you're angry. 428 00:34:28,717 --> 00:34:31,970 Lady, angry doesn't even begin to cover it. 429 00:34:32,137 --> 00:34:35,515 Tough. The Barbarians are 10 or 15 miles up the road. 430 00:34:35,640 --> 00:34:38,101 They're planning to come in here and burn this town down. 431 00:34:38,268 --> 00:34:41,354 Hannibal and the others could've gone on, but they came back to help. 432 00:34:41,563 --> 00:34:45,150 So you were stuck in a closet for an hour. Big deal. 433 00:34:49,029 --> 00:34:50,489 How's my patient? 434 00:34:50,864 --> 00:34:53,533 Better. He's starting to growl again. 435 00:34:55,118 --> 00:34:56,745 Barbarians, huh? 436 00:34:58,079 --> 00:35:00,248 Well, that should liven up the pace around here... 437 00:35:00,332 --> 00:35:01,833 for a Sunday afternoon. 438 00:35:04,836 --> 00:35:08,965 Nah, you're not gonna have to move Jenko. All you gotta do is stuff a sock in his mouth. 439 00:35:09,382 --> 00:35:11,760 Not move him? They're gonna roll in here and shoot up this jail. 440 00:35:11,927 --> 00:35:14,513 No, they're not. They're gonna roll in here... 441 00:35:14,638 --> 00:35:17,641 and shoot up that vacant real estate office on the corner across the street. 442 00:35:18,391 --> 00:35:21,144 - They are, huh? - You betcha. 443 00:35:23,104 --> 00:35:25,315 - Why are they gonna do that? - Well, they're gonna do that... 444 00:35:25,398 --> 00:35:27,817 'cause they're gonna think it's the sheriff's office. 445 00:35:40,038 --> 00:35:42,499 Gonna need speakers, man. Big ones. 446 00:35:42,624 --> 00:35:43,959 They gotta sound real good. 447 00:35:44,084 --> 00:35:45,961 I'll do the best I can, but... 448 00:35:46,086 --> 00:35:49,339 Hey, Faceman, when my blood brother says he wants a... 449 00:35:52,384 --> 00:35:54,386 I wanna be close to the mechanical stuff. 450 00:35:54,594 --> 00:35:57,222 But I'm gonna need somebody to wheel me around. 451 00:35:57,389 --> 00:36:00,433 Hey, hey, hey, I am a pilot! 452 00:36:01,476 --> 00:36:05,063 I'm not a nurse's aide. I respectfully refuse... 453 00:36:05,146 --> 00:36:07,691 on the grounds that I'm not strong enough... 454 00:36:07,774 --> 00:36:11,987 to wheel this big, mean, ugly mudsucker around. 455 00:36:12,070 --> 00:36:14,322 Besides, I lost blood and I feel faint. 456 00:36:15,240 --> 00:36:18,410 You better do it, or I'll take the rest of your blood the hard way! 457 00:36:18,577 --> 00:36:22,497 Well, on the other... hand, blood is thicker than water. 458 00:36:30,380 --> 00:36:33,758 - What do ya say, Doc? - Hank, what's happening? 459 00:36:33,883 --> 00:36:37,554 Well, near as I figure, in about an hour from now, we're gonna have our hands full. 460 00:36:38,555 --> 00:36:42,309 That abandoned real estate office will give us our best tactical advantage. 461 00:36:42,809 --> 00:36:46,271 The best field of fire is in the church steeple at the other end of town. 462 00:36:46,938 --> 00:36:50,358 So we'll run 'em down there, turn the grizzlies around... 463 00:36:50,483 --> 00:36:52,694 and then run 'em through a very special gauntlet. 464 00:36:52,777 --> 00:36:55,113 If you ladies'll wait in the office, the sheriff'll bring you some paint. 465 00:36:55,196 --> 00:36:58,575 I'm gonna check out the church steeple. We better get going. We haven't got much time. 466 00:37:02,912 --> 00:37:04,998 - Put me down, fool! Put me down! - Shut up! 467 00:37:05,081 --> 00:37:07,792 Put me down! Slow it down, fool! 468 00:37:08,835 --> 00:37:11,170 I don't understand. A motorcycle gang? 469 00:37:11,195 --> 00:37:13,798 That fella I got in jail, he's their leader. They're comin' back to bust him out. 470 00:37:13,923 --> 00:37:17,302 - Why don't you call for help? - We can't. They busted all the phone lines. 471 00:37:17,385 --> 00:37:19,846 - We're completely cut off. - We're gonna need some hardware supplies. 472 00:37:19,929 --> 00:37:22,182 But first I want you to get everybody in town and tell 'em what's going on. 473 00:37:23,266 --> 00:37:25,310 Then get the women and children in vehicles and get them out of town. 474 00:37:25,685 --> 00:37:27,479 - Jack here'll help you. - Right. 475 00:37:28,313 --> 00:37:31,775 Gonna need that metal platin'. And get me some of this audio wire. 476 00:37:31,900 --> 00:37:34,152 You know, I just love you. 477 00:37:34,277 --> 00:37:36,446 We are brothers under the skin, aren't we? 478 00:37:36,613 --> 00:37:40,784 Come on, sucker! I ain't got time for your crazy rap! Ooh! 479 00:38:43,555 --> 00:38:46,266 - What are these for? - Grills. They make great grills. 480 00:38:46,349 --> 00:38:50,061 - Grills? - I thought we'd have barbecued Barbarian for brunch. 481 00:38:57,527 --> 00:39:00,280 Testing. One, two, three. 482 00:39:16,963 --> 00:39:18,965 Hey, Sheriff, look. 483 00:39:20,341 --> 00:39:22,886 Five thousand? It's on a 110 line. 484 00:39:23,178 --> 00:39:25,555 Packaging is everything, Sheriff. 485 00:39:34,105 --> 00:39:36,149 Here you go, B.A. A.44 for ya. 486 00:39:36,274 --> 00:39:37,984 That still don't make us even, sucker. 487 00:39:38,067 --> 00:39:40,487 - Oh, come on, brother. Go easy on Face. - I ain't your brother! 488 00:39:41,362 --> 00:39:42,739 Let's get him in the church steeple. 489 00:39:42,864 --> 00:39:45,700 I just want you to know, you're a welcome addition to my family. 490 00:39:45,784 --> 00:39:48,703 Oh, shut up and get out of here. Keep pushin'. 491 00:39:48,912 --> 00:39:51,414 Push, push! Don't drop me! 492 00:39:55,794 --> 00:39:57,837 That's all we have. What are you gonna do with this toilet paper? 493 00:39:57,962 --> 00:40:00,632 - Detour an access road. - What? 494 00:40:00,757 --> 00:40:04,135 Sheriff, if you ignore the obvious, you can get away with anything. 495 00:40:04,636 --> 00:40:07,764 - Not bad, huh? - Hope it works. 496 00:40:08,264 --> 00:40:09,933 - It'll work. - B.A.'s in church. 497 00:40:10,058 --> 00:40:13,019 And if you don't mind, Hannibal, sir, I'd like to be up there with him. 498 00:40:13,770 --> 00:40:15,939 At a time like this, one should be with his family. 499 00:40:16,356 --> 00:40:19,067 I understand, Captain, but war is hell. 500 00:40:19,192 --> 00:40:22,612 - You'll have to stay with the forward echelon. - I understand, sir. 501 00:40:22,987 --> 00:40:25,698 Face, you and Murdock put up that paper wall... 502 00:40:25,824 --> 00:40:27,909 then get a good field of fire out of that joint there. 503 00:40:28,117 --> 00:40:30,453 - Murdock, you know where you start. - Yes, sir. 504 00:40:47,387 --> 00:40:51,766 I sure hope this goes down before the M.P.'s arrive. 505 00:41:40,982 --> 00:41:44,277 Face, B.A., don't drop the hammers on 'em... 506 00:41:44,360 --> 00:41:47,614 till they're close enough you can spit on 'em, okay? 507 00:41:54,412 --> 00:41:55,538 Here they come. 508 00:41:55,705 --> 00:41:59,500 Hey, Hannibal, here comes the meat. They're hangin' a right on Main. 509 00:42:25,860 --> 00:42:31,574 We've come for our brother Sonny! Let him out, or we take this town apart! 510 00:42:32,075 --> 00:42:34,327 You pigs want Jenko? 511 00:42:34,911 --> 00:42:38,206 Then climb off your tricycles and come in and get him. 512 00:42:38,581 --> 00:42:40,625 You sound like you wanna die, pig. 513 00:42:40,750 --> 00:42:44,087 Nah, I just wanna squeeze you marshmallows outta my town. 514 00:42:44,253 --> 00:42:46,381 Now, come on. I'm in here. Let's go. 515 00:42:46,506 --> 00:42:50,927 Unless you muscle heads are just long on tough talk and short on guts. 516 00:42:52,136 --> 00:42:54,973 There's only two of you! There are 30 of us! 517 00:42:55,181 --> 00:42:58,518 I don't think you got the gas to keep Jenko in there! 518 00:42:58,810 --> 00:43:03,022 Maybe. Maybe not. But there's one real easy way for you to find out. 519 00:43:03,272 --> 00:43:04,983 You want him, you got him. 520 00:43:05,149 --> 00:43:07,485 Let's go! First door on your right. 521 00:43:07,860 --> 00:43:11,072 And try not to drool on the rug. We just had it cleaned. 522 00:43:11,906 --> 00:43:13,992 You're gonna eat it, Sheriff! 523 00:43:14,117 --> 00:43:16,869 And I'm gonna feed you to the brothers for dessert! 524 00:43:17,036 --> 00:43:19,664 Remind me to tip the waitress. 525 00:43:21,624 --> 00:43:25,753 - They're leaving. - Nah, just gettin' a running start. 526 00:43:43,980 --> 00:43:45,606 Watch this. 527 00:44:03,916 --> 00:44:05,918 Okay, Murdock, you're on. 528 00:44:15,887 --> 00:44:20,391 Say, do any of you creeps know the way to San Jose? 529 00:44:21,476 --> 00:44:23,811 Catch me if you can! 530 00:44:55,134 --> 00:44:58,721 Don't anybody move a muscle! Don't even think about it! 531 00:45:34,507 --> 00:45:39,178 And the winner of the game would holler... 532 00:45:40,888 --> 00:45:43,099 chicken! 533 00:45:50,481 --> 00:45:52,775 Welcome to Bad Rock, pal. 534 00:46:23,055 --> 00:46:26,475 - Thanks, Hannibal. - No thanks. Just turn your back for a second. 535 00:46:27,768 --> 00:46:29,520 What do you want me to tell the military? 536 00:46:30,188 --> 00:46:32,440 Well, if you hear from a guy named Lynch... 537 00:46:32,565 --> 00:46:35,401 tell him his mother wears combat boots. 538 00:46:36,110 --> 00:46:37,361 See ya, Doc. 539 00:46:49,332 --> 00:46:53,044 Boy, is old Lynch gonna burn after this one. He'll go cuckoo. 540 00:46:53,169 --> 00:46:56,214 Yeah. I hear there's a lot of that goin' around. Right, brother? 541 00:46:56,339 --> 00:46:59,258 - I ain't your brother! - Ah, come on, B.A. It worked, didn't it? 542 00:46:59,467 --> 00:47:02,136 Murdock's blood might even add a little colour to your life. 543 00:47:02,261 --> 00:47:04,639 Don't need no colour. Got enough already. 544 00:47:04,847 --> 00:47:07,767 Plus I owe you one. Then we be even.