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This is the easiest assignment
Stockwell has ever given us.

2
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Tracing down
this little trinket.

3
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But it counts. It counts against
the total number of missions, right?

4
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That's what Stockwell said.

5
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He called it a freebie.
Still I don't like it.

6
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Frankie, give them some smoke.

7
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"The man who chases too many
dollars, chases disappointment."

8
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It's too long.

9
00:00:58,333 --> 00:01:01,503
Eight words. Eight words is the
ideal fortune in a fortune cookie.

10
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Okay, then it's dumb.
Besides, it's not true.

11
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"Man who must write 200
fortunes by Monday,

12
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"needs support
of all friends around him."

13
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Two hundred over the weekend?

14
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Listen, pal, they don't stop eating
fortune cookies on the weekend.

15
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They must eat at least
14 million Sunday night alone.

16
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Well, I hope you're
getting paid by the cookie.

17
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You know, you better crank this
up, they should be here any minute.

18
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Go. We'll take
these guys for a ride.

19
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Yo, check this out.
Look at this thing.

20
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What the...

21
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This thing is cursed, man,
I can feel it in my bones.

22
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There's no such thing
as a curse.

23
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Man who do not believe
in curse, may suffer bad luck.

24
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What was that disturbance?

25
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Did we take a hit?

26
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All right, saddle up, boys,
this is where we're jumping out.

27
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We gonna jump? We gonna jump? All right.

28
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Could you hold this a second?

29
00:03:00,122 --> 00:03:02,749
Well, why do I want this thing?

30
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Hey.

31
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I don't want to be stuck
with this thing. Hey, Face!

32
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What took you so long, huh?

33
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Did you forget
something? Here.

34
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Oh, there it is,
we were looking for that.

35
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Make sure this isn't busted.

36
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Thanks for dropping in when you did,
'cause those guys were about to...

37
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Looks like it's in one piece.

38
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I think he's trying
to say thank you.

39
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Thank you?

40
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English.
Oh, you speak English.

41
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English, English, yeah,
English. Yes, yes, yes.

42
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My name is Murdock,
H.M. Murdock.

43
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Murdocka, Murdocka.

44
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Murdock. No "Ah."

45
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Murdocka.

46
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Listen, could anyone tell us
where we are?

47
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You're on Toga.

48
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Do you have a radio?
Or telephone?

49
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- Telephone!
- No.

50
00:07:21,132 --> 00:07:23,385
Oh, now wait a minute,
what's going on here, huh?

51
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He has saved our people
from disaster.

52
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He is the answer to our prayers.

53
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The Great King Murdocka has
been sent here from the heavens.

54
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Topu.

55
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Or not topu.
That is the question.

56
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But apparently I just
did them a real big favor

57
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by driving off the warrior
tribesmen of Toga Toga.

58
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Toga Toga?

59
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Yeah, that's their cousins
from across the bay.

60
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They used to live in peace
for years, but now,

61
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lately they've been coming over here
and bagging people for their island.

62
00:08:02,257 --> 00:08:05,969
Is there a population
shortage or something?

63
00:08:06,052 --> 00:08:08,263
- Headhunters.
- What?

64
00:08:08,430 --> 00:08:09,598
Yep. Headhunters.

65
00:08:09,681 --> 00:08:10,724
Right at the neck.

66
00:08:10,807 --> 00:08:12,017
They hunt heads?

67
00:08:12,100 --> 00:08:15,061
See all those little sacks
that they left behind?

68
00:08:15,145 --> 00:08:17,564
- Those are heads in there?
- That's it.

69
00:08:17,647 --> 00:08:19,253
Don't worry I've
activated the homing device.

70
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Good, good.

71
00:08:20,191 --> 00:08:22,819
Hannibal and B.A. should be
able to triangulate us from that.

72
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Make thunder! Make thunder!

73
00:08:51,014 --> 00:08:56,436
No, no, no, no, no, Chief. Chief,
I only make thunder once a week.

74
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Monk! He look like monk.

75
00:09:03,568 --> 00:09:05,362
I look like a monk?

76
00:09:05,445 --> 00:09:08,281
I heard you talk about them
before. Where are these monks?

77
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In monastery.

78
00:09:09,491 --> 00:09:12,285
Do they have a telephone
or radio?

79
00:09:12,369 --> 00:09:14,829
Yes. Radio. Talk in box.

80
00:09:14,954 --> 00:09:17,415
Where is this monastery?

81
00:09:17,540 --> 00:09:19,959
On island of Toga Toga.

82
00:09:20,627 --> 00:09:24,255
Toga Toga. Well, at least
we know where there's a radio.

83
00:09:35,684 --> 00:09:38,019
It is custom.
King must take bride.

84
00:09:38,186 --> 00:09:41,022
Most beautiful woman
of all island.

85
00:09:41,398 --> 00:09:45,735
Oh, look, Chief, I mean, I couldn't
possibly choose the most beautiful...

86
00:09:45,819 --> 00:09:48,196
- You do not have to choose right away.
- Good.

87
00:09:48,279 --> 00:09:52,158
Romance all women.
It is duty of King.

88
00:09:52,784 --> 00:09:54,869
I would have been
perfect for this job.

89
00:09:54,953 --> 00:09:58,665
But if King fails
to please even one,

90
00:09:58,748 --> 00:10:01,459
it is proof he is not god.

91
00:10:01,793 --> 00:10:02,919
What's the penalty?

92
00:10:03,086 --> 00:10:04,337
Death.

93
00:10:06,715 --> 00:10:08,133
Patea!

94
00:10:25,734 --> 00:10:28,820
Patea!
This man is hut builder.

95
00:10:28,945 --> 00:10:30,488
Build hut for this man.

96
00:10:30,613 --> 00:10:34,242
Hut fall down in rain storm.
Man very angry.

97
00:10:34,701 --> 00:10:37,495
Throw fire-bone in
builder's hut.

98
00:10:38,413 --> 00:10:39,831
Burn hut to the ground.

99
00:10:39,914 --> 00:10:43,126
Now both men want
hut built for them.

100
00:10:44,294 --> 00:10:45,962
Patea. Justice.

101
00:11:00,560 --> 00:11:05,315
Patea. A hut is
very important.

102
00:11:06,274 --> 00:11:10,028
Therefore these two men

103
00:11:10,111 --> 00:11:13,031
will rebuild each other's hut.

104
00:11:13,323 --> 00:11:14,991
And until they are finished,

105
00:11:15,158 --> 00:11:19,746
they will live together
as hut-mates.

106
00:11:20,121 --> 00:11:24,000
And learn to respect and love
each other for all time.

107
00:11:24,250 --> 00:11:27,670
For in the words
of the great god Joe Namath,

108
00:11:27,754 --> 00:11:30,340
Hut, hut, hut, hut,
hut, hut, hut.

109
00:11:43,478 --> 00:11:44,771
It's getting stronger, Hannibal.

110
00:11:44,854 --> 00:11:45,897
Yeah?

111
00:11:46,523 --> 00:11:48,817
Shorten the triangle,
see if you can pin them down.

112
00:11:56,407 --> 00:11:58,827
Heard there was cannibals on
some of these islands.

113
00:12:02,705 --> 00:12:03,540
Hello, General.

114
00:12:03,623 --> 00:12:04,541
Where are you?

115
00:12:04,666 --> 00:12:07,544
<i>Five miles west
of the Toga Toga Islands.</i>

116
00:12:07,794 --> 00:12:09,963
Well, you're off course,
the rendezvous is Kantalia.

117
00:12:10,046 --> 00:12:12,006
I know that.
We had a slight delay.

118
00:12:12,090 --> 00:12:13,550
You have the crystal skull?

119
00:12:13,800 --> 00:12:14,717
Not exactly.

120
00:12:14,801 --> 00:12:17,387
Well, if you're on the beach,
catching rays, Colonel Smith,

121
00:12:17,595 --> 00:12:21,599
I will rescind my offer of a mission
credit for this simple pick-up and delivery.

122
00:12:21,766 --> 00:12:25,728
Stockwell, the plane crashed.
They had to parachute.

123
00:12:25,812 --> 00:12:29,065
You know the President plans to return
the skull to King Fassad of Baraq

124
00:12:29,274 --> 00:12:30,733
tomorrow evening
at a state dinner.

125
00:12:30,817 --> 00:12:35,321
I'm aware of that. My first
priority is finding my men.

126
00:12:35,572 --> 00:12:38,825
Just keep in mind, if the
President fails to keep his promise,

127
00:12:38,992 --> 00:12:41,411
this could result in strained
relations in the Middle East.

128
00:12:41,494 --> 00:12:44,289
Sorry, General, the Middle
East will have to wait.

129
00:12:46,958 --> 00:12:49,669
I'll tell you guys I'm not crazy about
spending the night here, all right.

130
00:12:49,752 --> 00:12:51,921
I just hope Hannibal's
closing in.

131
00:13:00,722 --> 00:13:02,307
Your wedding date has been set.

132
00:13:02,432 --> 00:13:03,975
I haven't chosen a bride yet.

133
00:13:04,225 --> 00:13:06,019
Your friend has chosen for you.

134
00:13:06,853 --> 00:13:08,771
- So, I might have...
- Frankie...

135
00:13:08,813 --> 00:13:10,648
...made an offhand
comment about this lady

136
00:13:10,773 --> 00:13:12,442
- I thought was particularly cute.
- Frankie.

137
00:13:12,525 --> 00:13:13,943
I am Leesa,

138
00:13:14,360 --> 00:13:16,070
your humble servant.

139
00:13:16,362 --> 00:13:18,448
I do as you command.

140
00:13:18,531 --> 00:13:20,408
No, no, no,
you're not my servant,

141
00:13:20,491 --> 00:13:23,494
and you don't have to do as
I command. I mean I can't...

142
00:13:25,747 --> 00:13:28,791
This woman will not serve me.

143
00:13:28,875 --> 00:13:31,377
This woman will be my equal.

144
00:13:37,800 --> 00:13:40,470
The women's movement
comes to Toga Island.

145
00:13:41,512 --> 00:13:43,806
It is time for you
to bless the meal.

146
00:13:47,727 --> 00:13:51,230
Let us be thankful for the
peace and joy here on Toga today

147
00:13:51,314 --> 00:13:53,191
and for this bounty
that is before us.

148
00:13:53,358 --> 00:13:58,029
May we continue to prosper
and love, forever...

149
00:13:58,112 --> 00:13:59,656
Well said, my son.

150
00:14:00,782 --> 00:14:02,325
It's the monks!

151
00:14:05,578 --> 00:14:08,623
Oh, boy, are we glad
to see you guys.

152
00:14:08,748 --> 00:14:10,166
Yeah, we heard you have a radio.

153
00:14:28,184 --> 00:14:31,604
It seems we have a new god
on the island of Toga.

154
00:14:34,399 --> 00:14:36,484
Can I speak to you
behind the totem pole here?

155
00:14:44,158 --> 00:14:47,704
Hi, I'm H.M. Murdock
from Washington, DC.

156
00:14:47,829 --> 00:14:52,041
I am Brother Marino,
this is Brother Francisco.

157
00:14:52,250 --> 00:14:54,836
We bring the word of God
to these islands.

158
00:14:54,877 --> 00:14:56,838
That's wonderful.
It really is wonderful.

159
00:14:56,921 --> 00:14:58,881
I mean, let me explain
what's going on here.

160
00:14:58,965 --> 00:15:00,174
I know what it looks like.

161
00:15:00,258 --> 00:15:01,801
See, we're trying
to get out of here.

162
00:15:01,884 --> 00:15:04,387
And these people, they mistook

163
00:15:05,596 --> 00:15:07,056
me and the skull...

164
00:15:07,140 --> 00:15:08,725
We understand.

165
00:15:08,891 --> 00:15:10,268
That's a relief.

166
00:15:18,443 --> 00:15:21,446
This man is not a god.

167
00:15:21,529 --> 00:15:23,197
We see him make magic.

168
00:15:24,282 --> 00:15:25,992
Fall from sky.

169
00:15:26,200 --> 00:15:27,660
Bring thunder stick.

170
00:15:28,578 --> 00:15:31,330
Bring sacred head.

171
00:15:38,963 --> 00:15:43,551
The great Murdock will pass
the test of the great Tatoopoo.

172
00:15:43,634 --> 00:15:46,262
Tatoopoo?
What's the Tatoopoo?

173
00:15:46,387 --> 00:15:47,722
The test of immortality.

174
00:15:47,805 --> 00:15:50,475
Wait a second here, the
only way to test immortality,

175
00:15:50,558 --> 00:15:51,893
would be to see if a guy

176
00:15:51,976 --> 00:15:54,812
is mortal.

177
00:16:01,319 --> 00:16:05,031
Tomorrow at dawn,
the test of fire.

178
00:16:18,377 --> 00:16:20,171
No. No. No.

179
00:16:20,254 --> 00:16:22,882
Listen, I could make
a flame retardant, you know,

180
00:16:22,965 --> 00:16:24,092
like the stuntmen use
in the movies.

181
00:16:24,175 --> 00:16:24,884
No.

182
00:16:24,967 --> 00:16:30,056
Really. All it is is a mixture of
asbestos, hydrogen glutamate and aloe.

183
00:16:30,181 --> 00:16:32,058
I got asbestos
and HG in my knapsack.

184
00:16:32,141 --> 00:16:34,644
Aloe? Where are we
gonna get aloe?

185
00:16:43,319 --> 00:16:44,529
We'll tap some.

186
00:16:44,654 --> 00:16:47,448
That's not a cactus,
that's a palm tree.

187
00:16:47,573 --> 00:16:49,575
No, it feels like aloe to me.

188
00:16:49,742 --> 00:16:53,788
- No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
- Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

189
00:18:25,755 --> 00:18:27,340
I told you it'd work.

190
00:18:28,049 --> 00:18:31,969
Think I have blisters all over the
bottom of my feet. Do you wanna kiss them?

191
00:19:37,451 --> 00:19:41,122
No. No, don't hurt them.
These are the good guys.

192
00:19:41,205 --> 00:19:42,832
All right! Johnny! B.A.!

193
00:19:42,915 --> 00:19:44,292
Are we glad to see you guys.

194
00:19:44,333 --> 00:19:45,488
Where's the skull?

195
00:19:45,710 --> 00:19:48,962
- That's a very long story.
- Long story.

196
00:19:48,987 --> 00:19:49,880
Yeah, it is.

197
00:19:49,922 --> 00:19:51,924
Hey, man, pretending
to be a god ain't cool.

198
00:19:51,949 --> 00:19:53,092
You're gonna pay one day.

199
00:19:53,134 --> 00:19:56,220
Come on, we've got
10 hours to rendezvous.

200
00:19:59,390 --> 00:20:00,683
The end of an era, huh?

201
00:20:00,766 --> 00:20:03,019
No, no it's just
a strategy, you know?

202
00:20:03,102 --> 00:20:05,438
You let your opponent think
that he's defeated you,

203
00:20:05,563 --> 00:20:07,565
so you can surprise him.

204
00:20:07,648 --> 00:20:10,735
Looks like you've lost a little
of the old magic, Murdocka.

205
00:20:10,818 --> 00:20:15,197
Murdock, look I suggest that
you take care of this right now.

206
00:20:15,656 --> 00:20:18,451
I know I...
I should never have...

207
00:20:18,951 --> 00:20:21,412
Listen, I've been trying
to tell you I'm...

208
00:20:21,746 --> 00:20:26,876
I'm not a god, I'm just
another guy, another man.

209
00:20:27,418 --> 00:20:29,676
I mean, I wanna help you
that's all.

210
00:20:30,755 --> 00:20:33,174
Me and my friends,
we're gonna help you.

211
00:20:33,257 --> 00:20:37,720
We're gonna go and get Leesa and we're
gonna get that skull, and we're gonna...

212
00:20:37,970 --> 00:20:39,680
We're gonna bring it back.

213
00:20:40,556 --> 00:20:43,642
We're gonna help you. That's all
we've been trying to do is help.

214
00:20:51,692 --> 00:20:54,320
<i>The rendezvous
with Stockwell is at 1800.</i>

215
00:20:54,445 --> 00:20:56,489
I bet those Australians
ain't far behind.

216
00:20:56,572 --> 00:20:58,449
Yeah.
How's it coming, Murdock?

217
00:20:59,700 --> 00:21:00,743
Ta-da.

218
00:21:00,868 --> 00:21:02,286
Oogah-boogah.

219
00:21:07,124 --> 00:21:08,292
Hello, General.

220
00:21:08,376 --> 00:21:11,337
I'm on my way to the rendezvous
point. You have the crystal skull?

221
00:21:11,379 --> 00:21:13,089
Well, we know where it is.

222
00:21:13,172 --> 00:21:15,216
You told me the team
had it in its possession.

223
00:21:16,050 --> 00:21:18,511
A Chief Saderaka has it.

224
00:21:18,677 --> 00:21:20,012
Well, then go get it.

225
00:21:20,096 --> 00:21:23,724
Oh, you see, the island
is full of cannibals and...

226
00:21:23,808 --> 00:21:25,601
<i>The President is
calling me every hour.</i>

227
00:21:25,684 --> 00:21:27,770
If he can't return
that skull to King Fassad,

228
00:21:27,853 --> 00:21:32,108
King Fassad can't put his countries
oldest religious object back in his museum.

229
00:21:32,191 --> 00:21:34,068
<i>That means he's broken
a promise to his people,</i>

230
00:21:34,151 --> 00:21:35,820
<i>the President's broken
his promise to him,</i>

231
00:21:35,861 --> 00:21:37,530
I've broken my promise
to the President,

232
00:21:37,613 --> 00:21:39,156
<i>and you've broken
your promise to me.</i>

233
00:21:39,365 --> 00:21:42,284
Now, in that scenario
whose dog gets kicked?

234
00:21:45,830 --> 00:21:48,415
We're all invited to the
White House for dinner.

235
00:22:54,648 --> 00:22:56,692
It's still there safe and sound.

236
00:22:58,027 --> 00:22:59,361
Frankie, get
as close as you can.

237
00:22:59,445 --> 00:23:01,197
B.A. and I'll go straight
in and grab the skull.

238
00:23:01,280 --> 00:23:03,532
- What about Leesa?
- We'll get her later. Go.

239
00:23:38,275 --> 00:23:42,154
You helped us conquer
the other islands.

240
00:23:42,446 --> 00:23:45,908
And you said that
we were supreme.

241
00:23:46,242 --> 00:23:48,369
Now there is another god?

242
00:23:48,577 --> 00:23:51,247
Hey.
Don't worry about him.

243
00:23:53,832 --> 00:23:55,542
This lady will stay.

244
00:23:55,626 --> 00:23:59,213
We got a deadline with Wo
Tong. She works like the others.

245
00:23:59,296 --> 00:24:00,172
No.

246
00:24:00,209 --> 00:24:01,293
Yes.

247
00:24:13,894 --> 00:24:15,145
What's the story?

248
00:24:15,479 --> 00:24:17,398
The Chief's got all
the comforts of home.

249
00:24:17,481 --> 00:24:20,401
Furniture, radio,
a diamond the size of a rock.

250
00:24:20,526 --> 00:24:23,404
And those monks, they're leaving
and they got Uzis under their robes.

251
00:24:23,487 --> 00:24:25,739
Boy, they had the nerve
to question my motives.

252
00:24:25,823 --> 00:24:26,824
Where are they going?

253
00:24:26,991 --> 00:24:28,158
They're taking them
to work somewhere.

254
00:24:28,200 --> 00:24:31,120
Work? What kind of work?

255
00:24:42,631 --> 00:24:44,466
Come on, you bunch of heathens.

256
00:24:47,886 --> 00:24:49,972
Put some back into it.

257
00:24:50,973 --> 00:24:52,975
Digging diamonds here, men.

258
00:24:54,018 --> 00:24:55,311
Come on.

259
00:25:04,570 --> 00:25:05,946
Come on.

260
00:25:09,616 --> 00:25:10,993
The replacements are here.

261
00:25:11,076 --> 00:25:12,369
About time.

262
00:25:12,453 --> 00:25:15,247
These rats are spent, and
we're still short on the load.

263
00:25:54,370 --> 00:25:55,496
They're taking Leesa.

264
00:25:55,537 --> 00:25:58,332
Frankie, you and Face
check out that mine.

265
00:26:07,216 --> 00:26:08,384
Come on, guys.

266
00:27:31,049 --> 00:27:34,636
And that's what you get, when
you don't do what I tell you.

267
00:27:35,179 --> 00:27:37,973
Maybe you'll listen from now on.

268
00:27:42,519 --> 00:27:44,021
Get rid of these two.

269
00:27:49,443 --> 00:27:52,404
Get up, you lazy heathens, come
on, let's go, you heard the man.

270
00:27:52,446 --> 00:27:56,617
Go. Get up. Let's get out
of here, come on.

271
00:27:58,327 --> 00:27:59,620
Let's move it.

272
00:28:02,956 --> 00:28:04,458
Come on. Faster.

273
00:28:20,933 --> 00:28:21,850
Face.

274
00:28:22,559 --> 00:28:23,769
How many are down there?

275
00:28:23,852 --> 00:28:27,773
Just the guy with the whip. But he's
gonna miss his partner before long.

276
00:28:53,757 --> 00:28:54,967
Dig.

277
00:28:58,804 --> 00:29:00,180
What the hell...

278
00:29:06,478 --> 00:29:07,813
Throw down!

279
00:30:12,085 --> 00:30:13,253
What about the skull?

280
00:30:13,337 --> 00:30:14,796
We'll have to come back for it.

281
00:30:20,719 --> 00:30:23,221
What the hell is the matter
with you guys?

282
00:30:23,305 --> 00:30:25,932
I set you up here
because you convinced me

283
00:30:26,016 --> 00:30:28,268
you were the tough
American mercenaries

284
00:30:28,310 --> 00:30:30,979
who could make this chain
of islands fall in line.

285
00:30:31,063 --> 00:30:33,273
Hey, we got you six
out of seven islands.

286
00:30:33,315 --> 00:30:36,735
We would have gone seven for seven if
that jerk hadn't fallen out of the sky

287
00:30:36,818 --> 00:30:38,320
and proclaimed himself a god.

288
00:30:38,445 --> 00:30:39,738
Who are those people?

289
00:30:39,863 --> 00:30:40,822
Beats me.

290
00:30:40,906 --> 00:30:43,950
They handle their weapons pretty
good. I'd say they were hired guns.

291
00:30:44,076 --> 00:30:45,410
Hired guns.

292
00:30:45,619 --> 00:30:47,913
They've seen the mines
and the monastery?

293
00:30:48,413 --> 00:30:51,750
All right. We must hit them before
they have a chance to make a move.

294
00:31:06,264 --> 00:31:09,643
Bunch of fools, worshipping
the king fool of all time!

295
00:31:40,006 --> 00:31:41,633
Where is Haba-tika?

296
00:31:43,093 --> 00:31:44,845
Haba...
Haba-tika?

297
00:31:44,970 --> 00:31:45,971
The crystal skull.

298
00:31:46,054 --> 00:31:48,724
Oh, oh, we're working on that.
We're working on that.

299
00:31:49,266 --> 00:31:54,354
Remember, "Patience is a
virtue that cannot be hurried."

300
00:32:12,831 --> 00:32:13,790
Colonel.

301
00:32:14,416 --> 00:32:16,376
A word with your majesty?

302
00:32:17,169 --> 00:32:19,921
Patea's not till 4:00.
I hope it's nothing serious.

303
00:32:20,088 --> 00:32:24,509
The problem is Baraq could cut off
relations with the United States

304
00:32:24,593 --> 00:32:25,844
if the President can't deliver.

305
00:32:25,927 --> 00:32:30,724
Stockwell's decided he'll meet us here
at 1800 and fly the skull back personally.

306
00:32:30,766 --> 00:32:31,850
Good, that's good.

307
00:32:31,933 --> 00:32:34,519
Maybe Stockwell can use his
influence to help these people.

308
00:32:34,644 --> 00:32:36,980
Hannibal, look
what's going on around here.

309
00:32:37,063 --> 00:32:38,732
We gotta do something
to put a stop to this.

310
00:32:38,815 --> 00:32:42,527
Face, actually
the Great God Murdocka

311
00:32:42,569 --> 00:32:45,113
is exactly what we need
right now.

312
00:32:45,530 --> 00:32:47,365
Oh, I get it,

313
00:32:47,574 --> 00:32:51,036
we take the natives over
to the island of Toga Toga,

314
00:32:51,119 --> 00:32:54,039
and attack the mercenaries and get
the skull back from Chief Saderaka.

315
00:32:54,122 --> 00:32:55,123
Wrong.

316
00:32:55,207 --> 00:32:56,666
I've got a better plan.

317
00:33:09,429 --> 00:33:12,766
Look at that idiot,
he thinks he's really a god.

318
00:33:55,600 --> 00:33:57,060
Where is everybody?

319
00:34:02,190 --> 00:34:03,608
Looking for us?

320
00:34:03,859 --> 00:34:05,026
Get out of here.

321
00:34:05,443 --> 00:34:07,195
Move, move.

322
00:34:08,238 --> 00:34:10,740
You, too, get moving, sucker.

323
00:34:40,270 --> 00:34:43,398
<i>Frankie, you and Face set
up that monastery to blow.</i>

324
00:34:43,648 --> 00:34:46,401
<i>We'll meet with you after we
have a talk with Chief Saderaka.</i>

325
00:34:59,164 --> 00:35:00,373
Is he buying it?

326
00:35:01,207 --> 00:35:04,377
He understands these
are not the men of God.

327
00:35:04,836 --> 00:35:06,421
But they bring him great wealth.

328
00:35:06,504 --> 00:35:07,464
That's right.

329
00:35:07,505 --> 00:35:09,007
And there's plenty more
where that came from, Chief.

330
00:35:09,049 --> 00:35:11,885
They're stealing your wealth.
Putting your brothers in chains.

331
00:35:12,010 --> 00:35:14,679
Making them slaves.
You'll be next, sucker.

332
00:35:14,763 --> 00:35:16,640
You'll be the ones
working the mines!

333
00:35:16,765 --> 00:35:19,392
Look, Chief, these diamonds
they rightfully belong to you

334
00:35:19,476 --> 00:35:20,977
and to your brothers
across the bay.

335
00:35:26,149 --> 00:35:27,734
Hey! Hey!

336
00:35:31,821 --> 00:35:36,201
Now, ask him nicely
if we can have the skull.

337
00:35:39,287 --> 00:35:42,415
No. That skull is sacred
to my people.

338
00:35:42,499 --> 00:35:44,084
I don't think it went over
too well, Hannibal.

339
00:35:44,167 --> 00:35:45,835
We'll take it if we have to.

340
00:35:46,294 --> 00:35:48,546
We will fight to the last man.

341
00:35:48,838 --> 00:35:51,549
We will go to war. We will
defend it to the death.

342
00:35:52,217 --> 00:35:55,929
Hannibal, look, if they're willing
to fight to the death, I mean...

343
00:35:56,012 --> 00:35:58,431
You have no intention
of blowing him away.

344
00:35:58,515 --> 00:35:59,849
Oh, yes, I do.

345
00:36:00,684 --> 00:36:03,395
Look, if there is a war,
a lot of people are gonna die.

346
00:36:03,436 --> 00:36:06,189
Now, there's a better way
of doing this.

347
00:36:06,439 --> 00:36:08,066
Why don't we do it one on one?

348
00:36:08,274 --> 00:36:09,442
We'll have a fight.

349
00:36:09,609 --> 00:36:12,612
The best fighter from your tribe,
the best fighter from his tribe.

350
00:36:12,737 --> 00:36:14,948
And whoever wins
keeps the skull.

351
00:36:15,198 --> 00:36:17,909
This is good.
You are a wise man.

352
00:36:17,993 --> 00:36:18,910
Good.

353
00:36:20,120 --> 00:36:21,246
I accept.

354
00:36:22,539 --> 00:36:23,540
I am ready to fight.

355
00:36:23,581 --> 00:36:24,666
Get in there, B.A.

356
00:36:25,500 --> 00:36:26,626
No.

357
00:36:27,669 --> 00:36:29,045
First you said yes.

358
00:36:30,088 --> 00:36:33,633
If Chief fight, no one
less than Chief must fight.

359
00:36:33,842 --> 00:36:34,926
Now wait a minute.

360
00:36:36,052 --> 00:36:39,139
Isn't a king and a god
greater than a chief?

361
00:36:39,222 --> 00:36:40,056
It is right.

362
00:36:40,140 --> 00:36:40,932
Good.

363
00:36:41,016 --> 00:36:43,476
Then the Great God Murdocka
can fight the Chief.

364
00:36:43,518 --> 00:36:45,186
- Now, wait a minute.
- I accept.

365
00:36:48,064 --> 00:36:50,859
Aren't you glad you got
your job back as king?

366
00:37:18,011 --> 00:37:20,597
Now, wait for your opening.

367
00:37:21,139 --> 00:37:23,308
And when you see it,
let him have it.

368
00:37:23,391 --> 00:37:24,559
His or mine?

369
00:37:24,684 --> 00:37:25,810
Yours.

370
00:39:11,791 --> 00:39:13,668
That a way to go, Murdock!

371
00:39:38,359 --> 00:39:39,944
This is now yours.

372
00:39:43,198 --> 00:39:44,449
Thank you.

373
00:39:45,617 --> 00:39:48,953
I am forever your servant, me,

374
00:39:49,954 --> 00:39:51,080
and all of my tribesmen.

375
00:39:51,164 --> 00:39:54,083
No, no, no, no.
We're just men.

376
00:39:54,334 --> 00:39:57,795
I'm a pilot
and my job is to fly.

377
00:39:58,046 --> 00:40:02,258
You're the chief and it's your
job to keep peace here on Toga.

378
00:40:02,383 --> 00:40:03,843
So do it.

379
00:40:03,968 --> 00:40:05,511
He's a man of great honor.

380
00:40:17,565 --> 00:40:19,984
Had a hell of a time
finding you fellows.

381
00:40:20,235 --> 00:40:22,028
Oh, we're an elusive group.

382
00:40:23,238 --> 00:40:24,614
Isn't that something to look at?

383
00:40:25,406 --> 00:40:27,283
I sure am glad
to see you, darling.

384
00:40:30,536 --> 00:40:34,249
I don't suppose you'd be willing to
give it up for the sake of world peace.

385
00:40:34,374 --> 00:40:35,583
Let them kill each other, I say.

386
00:40:35,667 --> 00:40:37,669
I got a buyer in Singapore
waiting for this little item.

387
00:40:37,835 --> 00:40:41,422
Yeah. Well,
how about $10,000?

388
00:40:42,257 --> 00:40:43,341
That's peanuts, mate.

389
00:40:43,383 --> 00:40:45,343
Where are we gonna get that
kind of money? Diamonds.

390
00:40:50,556 --> 00:40:53,059
Diamonds?
What's this about diamonds?

391
00:40:53,142 --> 00:40:56,187
Oh, well, it's just a guy
in Sydney owes me some.

392
00:40:56,271 --> 00:40:57,480
You're lying.

393
00:40:57,689 --> 00:40:59,232
Now, tell me about
the diamonds, mate.

394
00:40:59,315 --> 00:41:00,733
Don't tell him nothing,
Hannibal!

395
00:41:06,322 --> 00:41:09,409
The Chief here's got this diamond
mine on the other side of the island.

396
00:41:09,492 --> 00:41:12,120
Really? Isn't that
downright interesting.

397
00:41:12,287 --> 00:41:15,206
And there's a monastery
full of diamonds.

398
00:41:15,248 --> 00:41:18,835
See? We could make a deal, we get the
skull and you guys could get the gems.

399
00:41:18,918 --> 00:41:22,255
Uh-huh. Yeah, well, the
deal is, we take it all, see?

400
00:41:22,463 --> 00:41:24,657
And maybe let you live.
And that's a big maybe.

401
00:41:24,684 --> 00:41:26,464
- Oh.
- Let's go.

402
00:41:41,607 --> 00:41:43,443
Would you look at this thing?

403
00:41:43,651 --> 00:41:45,611
Yeah. Something else,
isn't it?

404
00:41:45,778 --> 00:41:48,865
I mean do we really have to
blow this joint?

405
00:41:50,074 --> 00:41:52,827
Yeah, well, if we don't, they'll
just come back in a couple of months,

406
00:41:52,910 --> 00:41:55,079
and start the whole thing
all over again.

407
00:41:57,457 --> 00:41:58,916
Well, there it is.

408
00:41:59,083 --> 00:42:01,961
It's got half a million
dollars of diamonds in it.

409
00:42:03,880 --> 00:42:05,256
Go scout it out.

410
00:42:09,135 --> 00:42:11,888
What is going on here, my son?

411
00:42:12,096 --> 00:42:13,765
You didn't say nothing
about no monks.

412
00:42:13,848 --> 00:42:16,184
Well, monks do go with
the monastery now, don't they?

413
00:42:16,309 --> 00:42:17,935
I understand you've
got some diamonds.

414
00:42:18,019 --> 00:42:22,398
Men of God have no need
for such baubles.

415
00:42:22,482 --> 00:42:24,567
You better not be
trying to con me, sport.

416
00:42:30,740 --> 00:42:33,159
This is the bloke
that shot at us.

417
00:42:33,242 --> 00:42:34,744
He ain't no monk.

418
00:42:34,911 --> 00:42:36,662
Well, I just signed up.

419
00:43:46,023 --> 00:43:50,528
I mean, this has no power. It can't
guide or protect you, that's the truth.

420
00:43:51,988 --> 00:43:54,699
It's wisdom and knowledge
that will guide you

421
00:43:54,740 --> 00:43:56,909
and heaven knows
you have enough of that.

422
00:43:57,034 --> 00:44:01,038
But there is something
I'd like to give to you

423
00:44:01,289 --> 00:44:03,875
as a sign of respect

424
00:44:04,125 --> 00:44:07,503
for all that you have taught me.

425
00:44:38,492 --> 00:44:40,578
That should scare off
any enemies.

426
00:44:49,587 --> 00:44:50,630
Leesa.

427
00:44:50,838 --> 00:44:51,756
Yes?

428
00:44:51,964 --> 00:44:54,175
I must go.
You understand that?

429
00:44:54,342 --> 00:44:57,678
Yes. But someday

430
00:44:58,471 --> 00:44:59,931
you will return?

431
00:45:12,568 --> 00:45:16,669
<i>Come in, Empress Two.</i>

432
00:45:16,864 --> 00:45:18,407
<i>This is Empress One to ground.</i>

433
00:45:18,616 --> 00:45:20,159
Sounds like our ride.

434
00:45:20,368 --> 00:45:22,578
Back to reality.

435
00:45:23,246 --> 00:45:25,706
You know, we really gotta
come back here someday.

436
00:45:25,790 --> 00:45:28,251
You know, and just spend
some time relaxing in the sun.

437
00:45:28,417 --> 00:45:29,919
<i>Respond, Colonel Smith.</i>

438
00:45:30,670 --> 00:45:32,380
Respond please.

439
00:45:33,547 --> 00:45:35,091
Hello, Stockwell.

440
00:45:35,716 --> 00:45:38,177
Come on down.
We got the skull.

441
00:45:38,261 --> 00:45:39,470
Yes, I can see that.

442
00:45:39,679 --> 00:45:41,806
I've got you on the plane's
surveillance system.

443
00:45:43,474 --> 00:45:46,018
Everybody wave to the General.

444
00:45:46,644 --> 00:45:48,312
Hi, General.

445
00:45:50,773 --> 00:45:52,108
You like that, Stockwell?

446
00:45:52,191 --> 00:45:54,193
I can also see quite a party
going on down there.

447
00:45:54,277 --> 00:45:55,820
I knew you were on vacation.

448
00:45:56,028 --> 00:45:57,488
Now, General...

449
00:45:57,613 --> 00:45:58,614
Save it.

450
00:45:58,948 --> 00:46:02,952
This is the last time you get
an easy mission, Colonel Smith.

451
00:46:04,120 --> 00:46:05,538
Talk to you later.