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Froelich eludes
Armstrong, moves in on the goal,
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sends one
over the goalie and scores!
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Yes!
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Oh, the East Germans have
really put on a show today
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against Team USA.
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Certainly no one expected
this kind of performance.
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Your endurance program has
served our athletes well, Dr. Strasser.
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It is a privilege to serve
the party in any way I can.
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Yes.
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Or so I believed.
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I have been informed that
your work on Project Victory
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is well behind schedule.
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We are dealing with complicated
research, Herr Eisler.
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In any case, your wife has
been placed under house arrest.
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Perhaps with fewer distractions,
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your work will proceed
more rapidly.
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These are our special
Teflon acrylic blend.
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These are the finest
that we have.
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I don't want no underwear, man.
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What about designer shorts?
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Here, let me get this for you.
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Why, thank you.
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Here you go.
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This is a very charming place
you have here, Tem.
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Yeah, well, you know,
it's... It's coming along.
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Right in here.
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Whoops. Wrong house.
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May we go now, General?
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Thank you, Able Nine.
Able Three.
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Very nice work, ladies.
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I'll have my driver
take you home.
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Well, I guess
the skiing trip is off.
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You got to
give him credit, Face.
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Stockwell wanted you fast.
He knew how to get you.
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I should have known.
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Only somebody on the take would
find your stories spellbinding.
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Excuse me.
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Why is Murdock playing
with his underwear?
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Some fool paying him to do it.
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Yeah, this so-called fool happens
to be the number one power
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in the garment industry.
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Franklin, my card.
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Inspected by Number Six.
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You made the top 10.
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This calls for
a little celebration.
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Well, the celebration will have to
wait until you return from your mission.
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If you return.
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Dr. Warren Strasser.
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One of the world's
leading biochemists.
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The East Germans
have him working
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on a new strain
of biological warfare
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that could have catastrophic
repercussions for the West.
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Sounds like a fun guy.
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Judge for yourself.
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You're going to be flying into
East Berlin and bring him out.
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Flying into where?
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East Berlin. It's just east
of West Berlin.
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Even though he's in the States,
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Dr. Strasser has made it
perfectly clear
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he won't consider defecting
without his wife, Marlena.
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A family man. I like that.
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You should also know that Dr.
Strasser was informed by the FBI
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that they have considered
his case and turned it down,
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due to an unacceptable
risk factor.
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On my Franklin scale
from 1 to 10,
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where does
the risk factor line up?
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Next to the one.
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You see, if we bite it,
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the government isn't
connected to a rescue attempt.
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Just makes you want to run out
and buy war bonds. Doesn't it?
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Any ideas how
we're gonna drop in
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on this friendly little hamlet
of East Berlin?
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Were you surprised
at how easily you beat Team USA?
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Not at all. They were fortunate that
the score was not more one-sided.
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Excuse me. Chairman Eisler.
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You don't honestly believe that
your athletes are unbeatable, do you?
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Any amateur can see the East Germans
have reached a superior level of ability.
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Klaus
Heinrich, Socialist Daily News.
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So, you agree
that the East Germans
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are now the world
standard bearers in athletics?
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Absolutely.
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Dr. Strasser, isn't it true
that you're behind the strategy
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of the Eastern Block countries
to develop better athletes
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through chemical supplements?
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You swine.
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I believed our training...
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Why is it you Americans
must blame your inferiority
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on these wild tales of super-drugs
and laboratory experiments?
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Only to avoid the truth.
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Which is that you can't compete
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with East Germans in anything,
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let alone athletics.
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I even question the fact whether even
your uniforms are properly inspected.
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Now hold on there, boys.
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I only got myself a little
old semi-pro football team,
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but I'd bet my bottom dollar
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that they could wipe up the
field with whatever you got.
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Please. Please.
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We have no time for this now.
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We have a plane to catch.
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Why, I'd fly my boys
straight to Germany.
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It would be worth it just
to see you cry in your beer.
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Do you mean to say
that your semi-pro team
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can beat the best athletes
that East Germany has to offer?
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Hell, last season
my boys shut out
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the Fort Worth Oil Cans.
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Now, I'd hate to think
what the Oil Cans would do
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to your so-called athletes.
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This is nonsense.
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I knew you'd run like a dog
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with your tail
between your legs.
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Chairman Eisler!
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You must confront this man.
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Prove to him
that we can beat him
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and his country
at their own game.
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I accept your challenge.
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- Nice, Face.
- Yeah.
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Well, I'll have the uniforms
by tomorrow afternoon.
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Of course, it would be nice
if we had players to wear them.
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I'll try to round up
my old high school team.
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And Murdock can help.
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Be there.
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Yeah.
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Hey, B.A.
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Have you looked up old T.J.
Bryant? I hear he's back in town.
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We don't need T.J. Bryant.
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So let me go over this again.
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You win an all-expense
paid trip to Germany,
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you get $5,000 to do with
as you wish.
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But this is
a limited-time offer.
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So, you got to make
a decision pronto.
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Can I put you down
for third-string linebacker?
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B.A., you are
looking good, dude.
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Hey, man.
You, too, Big Dave.
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- You're still pumping that iron, huh?
- Yeah, a little bit, man.
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Been hanging around
with the A-Team.
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What about yourself, man?
You in good shape?
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Just been pumping the gas, man,
working hard. But when I see you,
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you still get me
so pumped up, man.
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- Oh, man, like the old days, huh?
- Yeah.
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- You make me wanna go, man.
- Well, go, brother.
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- Let me show you a little bit here.
- All right.
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- Can still go.
- What you gonna do?
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- I'm gonna hit this baby.
- All right.
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Hey, B.A.?
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You need a quarterback?
I hear T.J. Bryant's in town.
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We don't need T.J. Bryant.
Forget it.
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Yeah. B.A., you and Murdock
did a great job rounding up a team.
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Okay, well,
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except for quarterback,
we got every position covered.
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Didn't I hear
that T.J. Bryant is in town?
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- Mmm-hmm.
- Oh, yeah, he opened up a new restaurant.
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What's the matter, B.A.?
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You're not still holding a grudge
against T.J. Bryant, are you?
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B.A. My man.
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Where have you been?
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Been a long time.
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B.A., did you ever tell
these guys
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about the time that T.J.
snuck in the coach's office
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and threw away your football
scholarship application, buddy?
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That T.J.'s a funny guy.
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Well, B.A. doesn't think so.
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You see, there was only
one scholarship and...
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Now, B.A.'s story is that he
should have got the scholarship
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instead of T.J.
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Then he'd have been the one
with the pro career, right?
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Ain't no story.
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And I wouldn't have blown it away
on gambling like that fool did.
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Hey, B.A.
B.A., wait up, man.
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Hey, B.A. You haven't talked
to me since you hit me.
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I don't talk to people
who sell out their friends.
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You got a problem?
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Yeah, just so
you know, T.J.,
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we'd have whipped
your butts in Pittsburgh
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whether you threw
the game or not.
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Well, thanks for the update.
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Beats me why you want
guys like that on your team.
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American football.
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How could you let this happen?
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I had no choice,
Commissar Brecht.
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Our honor was at stake.
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No. Your honor was at stake.
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Ordinarily, I would dismiss
this foolishness, except,
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this man has applied for a visa
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to accompany the American team
as an assistant coach.
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This looks like the reporter I
encountered in the hotel lobby.
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His entire background
is an elaborate deception.
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The Americans have made
a serious mistake
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believing this
would go unnoticed.
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I will cancel
his visa immediately.
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On the contrary,
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we will allow this charade
to continue.
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And when we arrest him
and his accomplices as spies,
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the propaganda triumph will be
worth a hundred football victories.
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Hey, Face.
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You been hogging those tunes
ever since we left the country.
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How about a little sharing, huh?
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That's some weird lyrics, man.
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It's "Learn To Speak German."
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I can dig it. What group?
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German rap music, right?
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All right, I need a shower.
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Now we've got about two hours
to grab Strasser and his wife
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and smuggle them
back to the hotel.
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Well, that gives me about two hours
to keep the secret police occupied.
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Yeah, well, they'll have you
pegged as a spy,
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but it won't take them long to find
out that you're harmless, relatively.
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Harmless? Well, anyway,
I'm ready, Colonel.
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I just wanna...
I just wanna thank you
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for giving me
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the opportunity to inspect
my shorts on this trip.
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Murdock,
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I admire your dedication.
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And I know that
I'd feel confident
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in anything
inspected by Number Six.
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Oh, thank you. I am...
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You never gonna know
how much this means to me.
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Davy Miller.
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Player.
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Michael "Hammer" Horne.
Player.
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Jimmy Traynor, player.
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B.A. Baracus.
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- I'll take that, sir.
- Player.
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Billy Bob Smith, owner.
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That's me, son.
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Know where I can get some
good chili around these parts?
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H.M. Murdock.
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No humor.
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Assistant coach.
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My compliments to your tailor.
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Hey, man.
Put that needle down!
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I ain't flying. I ain't...
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B.A., it's too late.
We're here already.
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Billy Bob Smith.
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All right, let's go, boys.
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It's been a long trip
and a bumpy ride.
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Let's all bed down
in this palace.
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See if we can get some shuteye.
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You accuse me
of delaying my research,
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yet you waste my time
with this football nonsense!
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You're in a precarious
position, Doctor.
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I should hesitate to display
such contempt toward a superior.
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Let us continue
with your report.
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Davy Miller.
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Subject sustained fractured
tibia in his left leg.
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We should have no problem
re-breaking his bone.
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Excellent.
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All the others seems to be
in excellent condition.
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There is one more player
who may be of some help.
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His name is T.J. Bryant.
251
00:14:47,537 --> 00:14:51,332
You can see, he has a typical
capitalistic weakness for money.
252
00:14:53,918 --> 00:14:55,461
He can be bought.
253
00:15:00,633 --> 00:15:03,886
I don't mind telling you,
Hannibal, I'm not thrilled about this.
254
00:15:03,970 --> 00:15:06,556
Face, this is a great plan.
255
00:15:06,639 --> 00:15:08,057
You are gonna love it.
256
00:15:08,141 --> 00:15:09,892
Oh, sure. Well, you don't seem
to understand.
257
00:15:09,976 --> 00:15:13,563
You see, B.A. and Frankie are gonna
black out an entire city block.
258
00:15:13,688 --> 00:15:16,441
Well, people are gonna expect a
power technician to come and fix it.
259
00:15:16,566 --> 00:15:19,277
- Not to mention, speak their language.
- Yes.
260
00:15:19,402 --> 00:15:22,613
But do you remember how quickly
you struck up a conversation
261
00:15:22,697 --> 00:15:24,615
with that West German
ambassador last year?
262
00:15:24,741 --> 00:15:28,119
Sure, I mean, I happened to know one
traveling salesman joke in German.
263
00:15:28,202 --> 00:15:29,829
But I don't even
understand the punchline.
264
00:15:29,954 --> 00:15:31,873
You can ask Strasser
on the way to the border.
265
00:15:33,207 --> 00:15:34,584
Murdock's gonna
make his move right now.
266
00:15:34,709 --> 00:15:36,961
Remember, you've only got
two hours
267
00:15:37,378 --> 00:15:40,048
to get Strasser
and his wife back here.
268
00:15:41,257 --> 00:15:43,092
Have a great time.
269
00:15:49,015 --> 00:15:51,517
Sorry, pal. Only the strong
and the well-sewn
270
00:15:51,601 --> 00:15:54,312
are inspected by Number Six
and approved.
271
00:15:55,605 --> 00:15:56,981
I'll be taking leave now.
272
00:15:57,065 --> 00:15:59,776
Inspection resumes at 0900.
273
00:16:52,703 --> 00:16:54,288
Yes, this is
inspector Number Six.
274
00:16:54,372 --> 00:16:56,040
I'd like to speak to Number One.
275
00:16:58,417 --> 00:17:01,379
I'm sorry about the delay
on the cotton briefs.
276
00:17:01,754 --> 00:17:04,590
Oh, yes, yes. The button downs
were in great shape. And...
277
00:17:04,715 --> 00:17:06,717
Yes. And I promise you...
278
00:17:06,801 --> 00:17:10,596
I promise you that the cotton
briefs will be ready in no time.
279
00:17:14,517 --> 00:17:16,185
What a great guy.
280
00:17:26,070 --> 00:17:27,738
Hey, man, you don't
read German, do you?
281
00:17:27,822 --> 00:17:28,781
B.A.,
282
00:17:28,865 --> 00:17:30,408
current is current.
283
00:17:30,575 --> 00:17:32,535
And the Frankman
is death on current.
284
00:17:32,702 --> 00:17:34,787
Watch and learn.
285
00:17:43,754 --> 00:17:46,174
Hey, man. You cut
the wrong wire, fool!
286
00:17:56,601 --> 00:18:00,563
What do you know? They wired the
cross-relays right after all.
287
00:18:00,771 --> 00:18:02,815
You better hope you get it
right this time, man.
288
00:18:02,940 --> 00:18:05,318
If you don't, I'll relay
my fist upside your head.
289
00:18:06,068 --> 00:18:07,737
Just be ready with the timer.
290
00:18:21,792 --> 00:18:23,294
Oh, yeah, yeah.
291
00:18:38,476 --> 00:18:40,561
- Come in.
- Herr Strasser?
292
00:18:40,811 --> 00:18:41,812
Yes.
293
00:18:41,938 --> 00:18:45,524
How long will it take
to restore my power?
294
00:18:51,906 --> 00:18:53,282
Doctor, are you all right?
295
00:18:53,407 --> 00:18:54,492
Yes.
296
00:18:54,909 --> 00:18:57,119
I had given up hope.
297
00:18:58,079 --> 00:19:01,707
- Doctor, look, are you ready to leave?
- Yes, yes.
298
00:19:01,832 --> 00:19:03,709
I will be just one moment.
299
00:19:08,756 --> 00:19:10,925
You are aware
300
00:19:11,008 --> 00:19:13,928
that my wife, Marlena,
is under house arrest?
301
00:19:14,053 --> 00:19:14,971
Yes?
302
00:19:15,137 --> 00:19:16,305
House arrest?
303
00:19:16,597 --> 00:19:17,848
Oh, yes.
304
00:19:17,974 --> 00:19:20,309
Yes. Well, as a matter of
fact, our agents in the field
305
00:19:20,434 --> 00:19:23,521
will have that situation
contained very shortly.
306
00:19:23,604 --> 00:19:25,314
Actually, Doctor,
307
00:19:25,398 --> 00:19:27,984
you see, this is just
our initial contact.
308
00:19:28,150 --> 00:19:30,486
As a matter of fact, we have
to make sure all the components
309
00:19:30,569 --> 00:19:32,488
of this very carefully
orchestrated operation
310
00:19:32,613 --> 00:19:34,615
are set in motion
before we leave.
311
00:19:35,241 --> 00:19:36,492
What is another day?
312
00:19:36,617 --> 00:19:39,662
- I will be here when you're ready.
- Good.
313
00:19:39,745 --> 00:19:43,457
Except for a brief visit at the
American football exhibition.
314
00:19:43,791 --> 00:19:46,460
Yes, well, then.
We'll see you tomorrow.
315
00:19:46,544 --> 00:19:48,004
Wait. Just one moment.
316
00:20:04,478 --> 00:20:06,439
You must take this.
317
00:20:06,897 --> 00:20:08,691
It is a live culture
318
00:20:08,858 --> 00:20:10,276
from Project Victory.
319
00:20:10,359 --> 00:20:12,069
Doctor, that isn't necessary.
320
00:20:12,153 --> 00:20:15,531
It is vital that your
scientists receive this
321
00:20:15,614 --> 00:20:19,785
as a precaution against something
going wrong with my escape.
322
00:20:28,294 --> 00:20:29,503
Please.
323
00:20:29,837 --> 00:20:31,005
Good.
324
00:21:24,016 --> 00:21:25,851
This plan is von stinken.
325
00:21:25,976 --> 00:21:27,853
Strasser's wife is still at home
326
00:21:27,937 --> 00:21:29,730
and under guard.
327
00:21:30,106 --> 00:21:33,567
Oh, then I'll give
Brecht a reconsideration,
328
00:21:33,651 --> 00:21:34,985
and tomorrow,
329
00:21:35,069 --> 00:21:36,445
while we're practicing,
330
00:21:36,529 --> 00:21:38,572
we'll break out Mrs. Strasser,
grab Strasser,
331
00:21:38,656 --> 00:21:39,824
and leave
tomorrow night instead.
332
00:21:39,907 --> 00:21:40,991
No...
333
00:21:41,325 --> 00:21:44,245
- Face, you all right?
- No, no, no. I'm not okay.
334
00:21:44,411 --> 00:21:45,496
Here.
335
00:21:48,833 --> 00:21:49,708
You...
336
00:21:49,834 --> 00:21:52,920
- You have any idea what this is?
- No.
337
00:21:53,003 --> 00:21:58,008
Well, this happens to be a
sample of Project Victory.
338
00:21:58,217 --> 00:21:59,844
Yeah, it's what Carla said
339
00:21:59,927 --> 00:22:02,805
could have catastrophic
repercussions on the West.
340
00:22:03,055 --> 00:22:05,266
That's what this is. What
this whole mission is about.
341
00:22:05,307 --> 00:22:08,894
Right here,
in my very own sock drawer.
342
00:22:08,978 --> 00:22:10,896
Good a place as any.
Give me a cigar.
343
00:22:10,980 --> 00:22:12,690
What are you, nuts?
344
00:22:12,982 --> 00:22:14,483
For all we know,
that stuff could ignite.
345
00:22:14,567 --> 00:22:17,236
You want to
evaporate the entire universe?
346
00:22:18,904 --> 00:22:21,282
Johnny, I just heard
Brecht moved the schedule up.
347
00:22:21,365 --> 00:22:22,575
The ball game's tomorrow.
348
00:22:22,658 --> 00:22:24,243
We're leaving tonight, right?
349
00:22:24,952 --> 00:22:25,995
Doesn't look like it.
350
00:22:26,162 --> 00:22:29,123
Well, we can't play a real game
because we don't have a real team.
351
00:22:29,206 --> 00:22:30,583
We don't have a choice.
352
00:22:30,624 --> 00:22:32,251
If we don't play,
353
00:22:32,585 --> 00:22:36,088
we blow our cover and the chance
of getting the Strassers out at all.
354
00:22:45,890 --> 00:22:47,266
Come on, fellas!
355
00:22:47,391 --> 00:22:48,767
I thought you guys
were supposed to
356
00:22:48,851 --> 00:22:51,395
bang your heads against the walls
or something before the game.
357
00:22:51,478 --> 00:22:53,731
Yeah, I guess that makes us
both wrong, huh?
358
00:22:53,939 --> 00:22:55,649
You boys got something
on your mind?
359
00:22:55,858 --> 00:22:57,985
You ever see
Mutiny on the Bounty?
360
00:22:58,068 --> 00:23:01,864
We've been talking, Hannibal, and we don't
think you ever planned on playing this game.
361
00:23:02,031 --> 00:23:03,991
What you talking about, man?
We're here, ain't we?
362
00:23:04,074 --> 00:23:06,702
Come on, B.A.
This ain't a team yet.
363
00:23:06,869 --> 00:23:08,454
We haven't had scrimmage one.
364
00:23:08,537 --> 00:23:09,747
We don't even have a line-up.
365
00:23:09,872 --> 00:23:11,373
We don't even have a game plan.
366
00:23:11,457 --> 00:23:13,250
We don't have nothing.
367
00:23:13,709 --> 00:23:17,171
Some of these guys haven't
played football since summer camp.
368
00:23:17,338 --> 00:23:20,132
Makes it easier to offer a 500
grand winner's share, doesn't it?
369
00:23:20,216 --> 00:23:22,301
Now, look, look
we ain't out of line here.
370
00:23:22,635 --> 00:23:25,346
And you guys, well,
you're the A-Team.
371
00:23:25,429 --> 00:23:27,514
We just wanna know
what the heck's going on here.
372
00:23:27,640 --> 00:23:29,141
You deserve that.
You're right.
373
00:23:29,266 --> 00:23:30,851
This game is just
a smoke screen.
374
00:23:30,976 --> 00:23:32,311
The truth is
375
00:23:32,436 --> 00:23:34,104
we're here to smuggle
a German scientist
376
00:23:34,188 --> 00:23:35,814
and his wife out of East Berlin.
377
00:23:35,940 --> 00:23:37,191
He has a formula
378
00:23:37,274 --> 00:23:40,277
that is crucial to the
survival of the United States.
379
00:23:40,986 --> 00:23:42,238
We're working
for the government.
380
00:23:42,321 --> 00:23:45,157
Yeah, I mean, if the plan
hadn't hit a little snag,
381
00:23:45,241 --> 00:23:46,742
we wouldn't even be
playing this game.
382
00:23:46,909 --> 00:23:48,744
What happens to us
if you guys get caught?
383
00:23:48,869 --> 00:23:52,331
Well, on the remote
possibility of that happening,
384
00:23:52,373 --> 00:23:56,252
we've made arrangements to have
you guys escorted to West Berlin.
385
00:23:56,377 --> 00:23:59,546
That's right. Now, what we're asking
you to do is what you came here to do.
386
00:23:59,713 --> 00:24:01,173
Play a little football.
387
00:24:01,674 --> 00:24:03,217
The difference is,
388
00:24:04,134 --> 00:24:06,345
I'm asking you to
do it for your country.
389
00:24:13,018 --> 00:24:17,523
It sounds like a lot of people are
counting on us playing this game.
390
00:24:18,399 --> 00:24:19,817
I say we give it a shot.
391
00:24:19,900 --> 00:24:21,986
- Let's do it, man!
- All right.
392
00:24:22,945 --> 00:24:24,280
Go!
393
00:24:44,008 --> 00:24:46,176
Well, at least the fans
won't get on us too badly.
394
00:24:46,302 --> 00:24:48,178
Fans could have
gotten our boys fired up.
395
00:24:48,262 --> 00:24:49,763
The Commissar's smarter
than I thought.
396
00:24:49,805 --> 00:24:51,598
And may I ask
what happened to the
397
00:24:51,682 --> 00:24:55,894
we'll-save-the-Strassers-using
the-crowd-as-cover plan?
398
00:24:56,395 --> 00:24:57,938
We'll call an audible.
399
00:25:05,279 --> 00:25:08,949
Mr. Bryant, I hope you haven't
taken this game lightly.
400
00:25:09,033 --> 00:25:11,827
The East German team
is highly skilled.
401
00:25:12,244 --> 00:25:13,954
Well, I think we'll do okay.
402
00:25:14,079 --> 00:25:18,167
Our men are trained to inflict
maximum physical punishment,
403
00:25:18,459 --> 00:25:20,169
particularly on the quarterback.
404
00:25:20,794 --> 00:25:22,880
You might possibly
end up crippled.
405
00:25:23,505 --> 00:25:25,299
You must've
misread your program.
406
00:25:25,424 --> 00:25:28,344
This is supposed to be
a friendly exhibition game.
407
00:25:28,510 --> 00:25:31,805
And it will be.
As long as I win.
408
00:25:32,723 --> 00:25:36,435
I'm sure we can come
to a satisfactory arrangement.
409
00:25:39,313 --> 00:25:41,231
You guys are gonna be my line.
410
00:25:41,607 --> 00:25:43,984
All that means is
when the ball is snapped,
411
00:25:44,485 --> 00:25:47,488
the guy opposite you, you
just knock him on his butt.
412
00:25:47,571 --> 00:25:48,781
- You got it?
- Right!
413
00:25:48,864 --> 00:25:50,407
- Yeah!
- All right.
414
00:26:04,880 --> 00:26:06,757
Well, I hope you boys
aren't counting
415
00:26:06,840 --> 00:26:08,759
on your part of the gate
for lunch money.
416
00:26:09,218 --> 00:26:11,136
I trust the lack
of a large crowd
417
00:26:11,178 --> 00:26:13,555
won't affect
your team's play, Herr Smith.
418
00:26:13,680 --> 00:26:15,557
Not at all.
As a matter of fact,
419
00:26:15,641 --> 00:26:17,601
I think some
of our moves are gonna
420
00:26:17,810 --> 00:26:19,812
make you jump
right out of your seat.
421
00:26:19,978 --> 00:26:24,358
Hi, I'm Stu Nahan reporting live, from
an empty Weimar Stadium in East Berlin.
422
00:26:24,441 --> 00:26:26,693
Yes, I said empty,
because, for security reasons,
423
00:26:26,777 --> 00:26:29,238
this game between
the East German Army team
424
00:26:29,321 --> 00:26:31,198
and Billy Bob Smith's
Texas Angels
425
00:26:31,240 --> 00:26:33,784
will be played without the
benefit of a cheering crowd.
426
00:26:33,909 --> 00:26:36,537
And yet, millions behind the
Iron Curtain will hear this game
427
00:26:36,578 --> 00:26:38,705
along with all of you
back in America
428
00:26:38,789 --> 00:26:40,332
and the rest of the free world.
429
00:26:40,416 --> 00:26:42,418
They're at midfield now
for the toss.
430
00:26:42,584 --> 00:26:44,253
- Heads.
- Won by Texas.
431
00:26:44,336 --> 00:26:45,671
We'll receive.
432
00:26:46,130 --> 00:26:47,464
Already there's an incident!
433
00:26:47,548 --> 00:26:50,968
T.J. Bryant is knocked on his
rear by the East German captain.
434
00:26:51,051 --> 00:26:53,345
I can see these guys
are gonna be trouble.
435
00:26:54,221 --> 00:26:56,432
East Germany kicking off now.
436
00:26:57,182 --> 00:26:58,934
Fielded by Davy Miller to 10.
437
00:26:58,976 --> 00:27:02,729
And he gets back up to the 15-yard
line and he is gang-tackled.
438
00:27:03,605 --> 00:27:05,223
My leg!
439
00:27:05,254 --> 00:27:08,694
Davy Miller is not getting up. Boy, I
just hope he's not seriously injured.
440
00:27:08,819 --> 00:27:12,156
I can't believe there was no
penalty called by the officials.
441
00:27:12,239 --> 00:27:15,659
Now what is this,
a ball game or an ambush?
442
00:27:18,203 --> 00:27:19,788
Split right. Ready?
443
00:27:19,830 --> 00:27:20,664
Right.
444
00:27:20,747 --> 00:27:21,874
And I got to tell you, folks,
445
00:27:21,957 --> 00:27:24,293
these German players
are enormous.
446
00:27:24,376 --> 00:27:26,795
You just can't imagine
the size of these guys.
447
00:27:26,879 --> 00:27:30,340
White 46, white 46.
448
00:27:30,424 --> 00:27:34,928
Bryant under Stenter. Stenter finds the
pass and he is dumped for a loss of five.
449
00:27:37,431 --> 00:27:39,349
Second down, 15 to go.
450
00:27:39,766 --> 00:27:43,270
Baracus in motion, Bryant
back, and again he is sacked.
451
00:27:44,855 --> 00:27:45,898
Hut!
452
00:27:47,733 --> 00:27:49,401
He is sacked again!
453
00:27:49,485 --> 00:27:50,736
I should've stayed at home.
454
00:27:50,777 --> 00:27:52,654
You should have stayed home!
455
00:27:54,198 --> 00:27:55,949
Now I know why I quit this game.
456
00:27:56,033 --> 00:27:57,701
All right,
huddle up. Let's go.
457
00:27:58,702 --> 00:28:00,787
First play from
scrimmage for the East Germans.
458
00:28:00,871 --> 00:28:04,625
Schneider back to pass, going
deep now, deep to Heindrich.
459
00:28:04,708 --> 00:28:06,210
Wide open at the 45
460
00:28:06,293 --> 00:28:09,087
and he will breeze into the
end zone for six points.
461
00:28:09,171 --> 00:28:11,798
I'll tell you, this semi-pro
team from Texas may be
462
00:28:11,840 --> 00:28:13,884
just a
little over-0matched, folks.
463
00:28:14,134 --> 00:28:15,594
All right, huddle up.
Let's go again.
464
00:28:16,136 --> 00:28:19,765
Now the extra point effort.
It is up.
465
00:28:20,098 --> 00:28:22,809
It is good.
And it's East Germany, seven,
466
00:28:22,851 --> 00:28:24,228
the Texas Angels, nothing.
467
00:28:24,311 --> 00:28:26,647
Talk about holding
and kicking and biting.
468
00:28:26,730 --> 00:28:29,441
But these East German referees
see nothing of it.
469
00:28:32,694 --> 00:28:35,906
Maximum pass
protection on two. Ready?
470
00:28:37,115 --> 00:28:38,992
T.J. Bryant
is the quarterback.
471
00:28:39,076 --> 00:28:42,037
Down 7 to nothing, he'll try
to get this offense moving.
472
00:28:42,120 --> 00:28:46,041
White 46, white 46. Hut!
473
00:28:46,124 --> 00:28:49,503
Now the snap. He pitches
right to Baracus on the sweep.
474
00:28:49,586 --> 00:28:51,463
They're stringing him out,
he's getting nowhere.
475
00:28:51,547 --> 00:28:53,173
Yet a lot of late hits.
476
00:28:54,383 --> 00:28:55,259
Get out there.
477
00:28:55,342 --> 00:28:57,678
Hey, man, I can't do anything out
there. I'm letting the team down.
478
00:28:57,761 --> 00:28:59,596
B.A., I agree with everything
you're saying,
479
00:28:59,680 --> 00:29:01,139
but you're the best I got,
believe it or not.
480
00:29:01,223 --> 00:29:02,683
Now get back in there.
481
00:29:04,601 --> 00:29:07,396
Texas, so far, has not
been able to gain a yard
482
00:29:07,479 --> 00:29:10,065
against this massive
East German defense.
483
00:29:10,566 --> 00:29:14,653
Slot right, split, pass 62,
dog on two. Ready?
484
00:29:14,778 --> 00:29:16,363
- Let's do it.
- Break!
485
00:29:20,993 --> 00:29:23,662
Now it's second of ten.
Bryant is the quarterback.
486
00:29:23,745 --> 00:29:25,956
Single setback,
Traynor. Bryant to pass.
487
00:29:26,039 --> 00:29:28,208
He's got Traynor
wide open in midfield.
488
00:29:28,292 --> 00:29:30,002
Good pursuit by the Germans.
489
00:29:30,127 --> 00:29:32,713
But Bryant just
goes down on his own.
490
00:29:32,796 --> 00:29:34,047
Nobody touched him.
491
00:29:34,131 --> 00:29:36,675
Now something's got to be going
on with T.J. Bryant this afternoon
492
00:29:36,758 --> 00:29:39,803
because he just hasn't looked
like himself at all.
493
00:29:39,928 --> 00:29:42,556
It appears Mr. Bryant's price
has been met.
494
00:29:42,764 --> 00:29:43,807
Yeah.
495
00:29:44,600 --> 00:29:45,851
Okay, we got a time-out.
496
00:29:45,934 --> 00:29:47,185
Listen, Santana,
497
00:29:47,311 --> 00:29:49,605
I think T.J.'s taking a dive
to save his own butt.
498
00:29:49,646 --> 00:29:50,897
Hey, hey, hey!
499
00:29:51,231 --> 00:29:53,275
Look, man, I played some
quarterback in high school,
500
00:29:53,358 --> 00:29:54,610
if you wanna use me, I'm ready.
501
00:29:55,152 --> 00:29:58,405
Don't you think the Frankman's got
his finger on the pulse of this game?
502
00:29:58,655 --> 00:30:01,241
Now, you, get back in there and
intercept a pass or something.
503
00:30:02,242 --> 00:30:04,202
Let's go, time's up.
504
00:30:08,665 --> 00:30:11,126
Hi, guys, huddle, huddle.
Real close.
505
00:30:13,378 --> 00:30:16,214
A new defensive tactic
I want to show you.
506
00:30:18,008 --> 00:30:20,510
The Frankie air cannon.
507
00:30:23,013 --> 00:30:26,433
East Germany's ball
first and 10 of their own 15.
508
00:30:26,558 --> 00:30:30,437
Schneider back to pass, he's
got Heindrich open at the 30.
509
00:30:30,520 --> 00:30:33,857
And the
ball tails away incomplete.
510
00:30:34,524 --> 00:30:36,777
Anybody for a foot-long weenie?
511
00:30:39,154 --> 00:30:40,656
Now it's second and 10.
512
00:30:40,781 --> 00:30:42,199
Schneider again back to pass.
513
00:30:42,282 --> 00:30:45,661
Looking, looking,
looking. Throwing.
514
00:30:47,120 --> 00:30:50,457
Again, the ball tails off!
I don't get this at all.
515
00:30:51,041 --> 00:30:52,751
Hide that.
Get rid of it.
516
00:30:54,378 --> 00:30:56,129
Okay, okay, okay.
517
00:30:56,880 --> 00:30:59,883
This was supposed to be just a
friendly exhibition match, folks.
518
00:30:59,925 --> 00:31:02,010
But I got to tell you,
it's been a...
519
00:31:30,706 --> 00:31:33,083
Sorry, T.J.,
time for a switch.
520
00:31:33,417 --> 00:31:35,210
Well, you're the coach.
521
00:31:35,585 --> 00:31:36,628
Yeah.
522
00:31:36,878 --> 00:31:39,172
Why is Bryant
being kept on the bench?
523
00:31:39,214 --> 00:31:41,967
Probably his tummy hurts.
524
00:31:44,219 --> 00:31:47,055
Okay, fellas, let's show these Krauts
how to play the game, all right?
525
00:31:47,431 --> 00:31:51,351
Let's go, drop back,
pass, fullback circle.
526
00:31:51,768 --> 00:31:53,395
B.A., show me some hands.
527
00:31:53,603 --> 00:31:54,604
On one. Ready?
528
00:31:55,021 --> 00:31:57,357
T.J. Bryant is benched
in favor of Mike Horne.
529
00:31:57,399 --> 00:31:58,650
I can't say that I'm surprised.
530
00:31:58,734 --> 00:32:01,653
Bryant's been unable
to get this offense moving.
531
00:32:02,320 --> 00:32:03,405
Hut!
532
00:32:03,864 --> 00:32:06,241
The give is to Baracus, he
goes up the middle of the trap,
533
00:32:06,283 --> 00:32:07,743
breaks into the secondary.
534
00:32:07,784 --> 00:32:10,454
He can go all the way,
only one man to beat.
535
00:32:10,537 --> 00:32:12,414
Touchdown, USA.
536
00:32:12,497 --> 00:32:15,083
B.A. Baracus,
up the middle for six.
537
00:32:15,167 --> 00:32:17,961
Boy, he looked like John
Riggins in the Super Bowl.
538
00:32:18,003 --> 00:32:20,756
The Americans
finally get on the board.
539
00:32:41,151 --> 00:32:42,903
Oh, man!
540
00:32:43,737 --> 00:32:45,530
This thing wasn't
even double-stitched.
541
00:32:45,572 --> 00:32:47,365
I don't know how
it passed inspection.
542
00:32:56,166 --> 00:32:58,668
Well, I guess even the master
makes mistakes.
543
00:33:12,808 --> 00:33:14,684
I'm Number Six, are you Two?
544
00:33:19,773 --> 00:33:21,066
Yes, this is Brecht.
545
00:33:21,107 --> 00:33:23,401
Yeah, this is Shultz,
at the Strasser house.
546
00:33:23,610 --> 00:33:25,654
The American
operative Number Six
547
00:33:25,695 --> 00:33:28,490
has been found outside
looking in through the window.
548
00:33:28,990 --> 00:33:31,576
Yes, Commissar Brecht, we
have taken him into custody.
549
00:33:31,743 --> 00:33:33,119
I see.
550
00:33:33,495 --> 00:33:35,247
Excuse me, you wouldn't
happen to have
551
00:33:35,372 --> 00:33:37,249
any double-strength thread,
would you?
552
00:33:37,332 --> 00:33:38,333
No.
553
00:33:38,750 --> 00:33:42,087
Commissar Brecht, he mentioned
something called Project Victory.
554
00:33:43,463 --> 00:33:45,090
Bring him here
to me immediately.
555
00:33:45,215 --> 00:33:46,758
Yes, Commissar Brecht.
556
00:34:04,067 --> 00:34:07,028
East Germany has
the ball and the lead, 14-7.
557
00:34:07,112 --> 00:34:09,281
Strindberg, now a quarterback,
back to pass.
558
00:34:09,406 --> 00:34:11,700
And it is picked off
by Mike Horne.
559
00:34:11,783 --> 00:34:14,452
He may go for six,
he races down the sideline.
560
00:34:14,578 --> 00:34:16,162
Come on, Hammer, go, my boy!
561
00:34:16,246 --> 00:34:17,581
Go, go, go!
562
00:34:17,664 --> 00:34:20,292
30, 20...
563
00:34:21,209 --> 00:34:22,419
Touchdown!
564
00:34:22,502 --> 00:34:24,754
Texas Angels,
64-yard touchdown return.
565
00:34:24,838 --> 00:34:26,548
All right!
566
00:34:28,233 --> 00:34:31,386
And with the extra point we
could have a tie game, folks.
567
00:34:31,511 --> 00:34:34,931
A lucky play. We are still
in commanding shape.
568
00:34:35,098 --> 00:34:36,558
Oh, you got to be kidding.
569
00:34:36,641 --> 00:34:39,144
My boys come on stronger
in the second half.
570
00:34:39,227 --> 00:34:43,607
My guards are presently bringing Mr.
Murdock to the stadium by helicopter.
571
00:34:44,566 --> 00:34:49,446
Lose this game, Mr. Smith. Your
friend's life depends on it.
572
00:34:52,657 --> 00:34:55,619
- Lose? Are you crazy, Hannibal?
- Yeah!
573
00:34:55,702 --> 00:34:58,330
Yeah, we got a real chance here!
We're starting to roll now.
574
00:34:58,413 --> 00:34:59,623
Yeah!
575
00:34:59,706 --> 00:35:01,041
If we don't lose
576
00:35:01,124 --> 00:35:03,543
and lose big,
they're gonna kill Murdock.
577
00:35:03,627 --> 00:35:05,128
I'm sorry, guys.
578
00:35:12,928 --> 00:35:14,429
Oh, boy.
579
00:36:05,689 --> 00:36:06,940
Oh, boy!
580
00:36:13,238 --> 00:36:14,280
Thanks!
581
00:36:14,406 --> 00:36:17,575
Listen, I'm an American. I'm here to
take you to your husband, all right?
582
00:36:17,659 --> 00:36:19,411
You have Warner?
Is he all right?
583
00:36:19,452 --> 00:36:20,453
Yes, yes, he's fine.
584
00:36:20,537 --> 00:36:22,831
But we don't have much time,
we have to hurry, all right?
585
00:36:49,315 --> 00:36:51,526
You speak English, don't you?
586
00:36:51,609 --> 00:36:52,652
Yeah, I speak it.
587
00:36:52,694 --> 00:36:54,195
Could I have a cigarette?
588
00:37:03,371 --> 00:37:05,749
The kick is taken
by Schwollen at the 10 yard line.
589
00:37:05,874 --> 00:37:07,000
He gets out to the 20.
590
00:37:07,125 --> 00:37:09,711
To the 30, to the 40,
he can go all the way.
591
00:37:09,794 --> 00:37:12,964
Breaking into the open field, he's
all the way down to the 20, to the 10.
592
00:37:13,048 --> 00:37:15,967
And he's going
to be brought down from behind
593
00:37:16,092 --> 00:37:18,011
at the Texas 1-yard line.
594
00:37:18,094 --> 00:37:21,723
An inauspicious start for the
Americans here in the second half.
595
00:37:22,766 --> 00:37:24,934
Now it's
first and goal for East Germany.
596
00:37:24,976 --> 00:37:27,937
Richter in motion.
Handoff to Strauss.
597
00:37:28,354 --> 00:37:29,564
Touchdown!
598
00:37:29,606 --> 00:37:32,901
In the end zone, through a hole
big enough to drive a tank through.
599
00:37:32,984 --> 00:37:34,694
Following our victory,
600
00:37:35,236 --> 00:37:38,156
I'll be interested in hearing
how the American operative
601
00:37:38,281 --> 00:37:42,077
came to know so much about
Project Victory, Herr Strasser.
602
00:37:42,827 --> 00:37:45,955
Boy, you got to be fooling me.
In the U.S. of A.,
603
00:37:45,997 --> 00:37:48,500
that's sold in all
the finer drug stores.
604
00:37:51,586 --> 00:37:53,004
Yes, this is Brecht.
605
00:37:54,964 --> 00:37:58,510
I want the entire perimeter
of the stadium sealed off.
606
00:37:58,802 --> 00:38:01,971
Search the premises
and post guards at every exit.
607
00:38:02,055 --> 00:38:04,766
If anyone tries to
enter or leave, shoot them.
608
00:38:06,851 --> 00:38:08,186
Some sort of problem?
609
00:38:09,229 --> 00:38:11,439
Frau Strasser has fled her home.
610
00:38:11,523 --> 00:38:13,191
Apparently, with some help.
611
00:38:13,274 --> 00:38:14,317
No.
612
00:38:14,609 --> 00:38:17,070
Of course,
she will be found and shot.
613
00:38:17,153 --> 00:38:20,490
And I doubt
that she will die alone.
614
00:38:24,661 --> 00:38:26,996
Hey, Frankie, I don't know how
much longer I can hold back, man.
615
00:38:27,038 --> 00:38:28,957
You're not
the only one, B.A.
616
00:38:32,127 --> 00:38:34,671
Okay, listen up, men.
We got a new strategy.
617
00:38:34,838 --> 00:38:37,882
I call it, "Revenge!"
618
00:38:41,928 --> 00:38:44,430
First at 10, East
Germany. Strindberg back to pass.
619
00:38:44,556 --> 00:38:47,475
Goes over the middle. It
is picked off by Dave Cloud.
620
00:38:47,600 --> 00:38:51,437
Cloud upfield to the 40, he cuts
through to 30, cuts back across the 10.
621
00:38:51,521 --> 00:38:53,857
He may score,
he's in there. Texas.
622
00:38:53,940 --> 00:38:58,153
East Germany by four with just
30 seconds left in the game.
623
00:38:58,987 --> 00:39:01,364
What are you doing? Are you willing
to give up your friend's life
624
00:39:01,406 --> 00:39:03,324
for a meaningless game?
625
00:39:03,449 --> 00:39:05,326
Well, you know
us crazy Americans.
626
00:39:05,869 --> 00:39:08,454
Sometimes
principle is everything.
627
00:39:08,580 --> 00:39:11,916
Don't worry, Commissar,
it's too late to catch up now.
628
00:39:13,209 --> 00:39:15,086
Texas Angels set to kickoff.
629
00:39:15,128 --> 00:39:17,505
They're down by three,
with just 30 seconds to play.
630
00:39:17,589 --> 00:39:19,591
Onside kick
moves through the air.
631
00:39:19,674 --> 00:39:23,595
Fielded to 40
by a line... What a hit! Fumble.
632
00:39:24,512 --> 00:39:26,139
Nice play, boys.
633
00:39:26,139 --> 00:39:28,349
Dave Cloud
again with a big play.
634
00:39:29,184 --> 00:39:31,561
After looking sluggish through
most of the second half,
635
00:39:31,644 --> 00:39:34,522
Texas has really come out
here in the closing minute.
636
00:39:34,772 --> 00:39:37,066
It is Horne at quarterback.
Bolt to 45.
637
00:39:37,192 --> 00:39:38,902
- 25 seconds left.
- Hut!
638
00:39:41,362 --> 00:39:42,864
He's hit hard
after a gain of five
639
00:39:42,906 --> 00:39:44,908
and Texas
immediately calls time.
640
00:39:47,869 --> 00:39:49,370
Man, your game plan
ain't working.
641
00:39:49,454 --> 00:39:51,831
Okay, okay, okay. It's time
for the Frankie special.
642
00:39:51,998 --> 00:39:53,833
Now listen carefully, Hammer.
'Cause this play is designed
643
00:39:53,917 --> 00:39:56,628
for 70-yard
game-winning touchdowns.
644
00:39:56,711 --> 00:39:57,795
Boom!
645
00:40:02,717 --> 00:40:04,135
Hey! Give me that.
646
00:40:10,225 --> 00:40:11,309
Blue 32!
647
00:40:11,392 --> 00:40:13,186
17 seconds left
in this ball game.
648
00:40:13,228 --> 00:40:16,564
Ball on the 35, second at 5. The
hit is to Traynor on the drop.
649
00:40:16,648 --> 00:40:19,776
He is racked up behind the
line and time is called again.
650
00:40:26,241 --> 00:40:29,535
You guys just can't follow
instructions. That play was foolproof.
651
00:40:29,994 --> 00:40:31,329
Well, what are we gonna do now?
652
00:40:31,412 --> 00:40:33,164
I ain't got
a 70-yard arm anyway.
653
00:40:33,248 --> 00:40:35,208
Hey, man, let me run the play.
654
00:40:35,625 --> 00:40:37,710
I'm sorry, T.J., I don't think
Hannibal is gonna go for this.
655
00:40:37,752 --> 00:40:39,921
If we score a touchdown,
he'll go for it.
656
00:40:39,963 --> 00:40:42,507
Wait, hold it, hold it! We only
got 10 seconds left to play.
657
00:40:42,674 --> 00:40:45,551
Ten seconds left,
Texas is down by three.
658
00:40:45,635 --> 00:40:48,054
T.J. Bryant coming
back into the game.
659
00:40:48,179 --> 00:40:50,348
With time running out,
he's gonna need a miracle
660
00:40:50,390 --> 00:40:51,474
to pull this one out.
661
00:40:51,557 --> 00:40:53,893
This is it. It's all or
nothing for the Americans.
662
00:40:53,977 --> 00:40:55,979
24-21, East Germany.
663
00:40:56,062 --> 00:40:59,065
Both sides of the line
beginning to dig in.
664
00:40:59,190 --> 00:41:00,733
These guys are exhausted
665
00:41:00,817 --> 00:41:03,945
after 60 minutes
of hard-hitting football.
666
00:41:05,405 --> 00:41:06,948
Hey, man, you sure
you're ready to play?
667
00:41:07,031 --> 00:41:08,616
We wanna win this thing.
668
00:41:10,868 --> 00:41:14,330
B.A., remember the playoffs against
Crenshaw, last play of the game?
669
00:41:14,455 --> 00:41:16,749
Yeah. Yeah, well, this
time don't drop it.
670
00:41:17,041 --> 00:41:21,379
Split right, maximum pass
protection on two. Ready?
671
00:41:34,183 --> 00:41:36,978
Red 29, ready, set.
672
00:41:37,353 --> 00:41:39,314
Hut! Hut!
673
00:42:10,595 --> 00:42:13,514
Baracus makes the
catch, he's got it for the score!
674
00:42:14,349 --> 00:42:15,767
Come on, B.A.
675
00:42:18,853 --> 00:42:20,563
Time has run out, Americans win!
676
00:42:20,605 --> 00:42:24,734
Final score, Texas, 27,
and East Germany, 24.
677
00:42:24,817 --> 00:42:26,277
I don't believe it!
678
00:42:33,451 --> 00:42:35,453
Eisler, Strasser, come.
679
00:42:37,455 --> 00:42:38,831
- Hey, T.J.!
- What a coach!
680
00:42:39,665 --> 00:42:41,667
- Bingo!
- Hey, big fella!
681
00:42:41,751 --> 00:42:44,879
Commissar, we voted you
the game ball.
682
00:42:47,632 --> 00:42:49,467
Did you think I was bluffing?
683
00:42:49,926 --> 00:42:51,803
I have a sample
of Project Victory.
684
00:42:51,928 --> 00:42:54,389
We can make a trade.
Murdock means more to me
685
00:42:54,514 --> 00:42:55,807
than a chemical reaction.
686
00:42:55,932 --> 00:42:57,433
You will turn over
Project Victory
687
00:42:57,517 --> 00:43:01,020
or I'll have you all shot
as spies right here and now.
688
00:43:01,187 --> 00:43:02,188
You'll never get away with it.
689
00:43:02,230 --> 00:43:03,981
Hey, wait a minute, man,
speak for yourself.
690
00:43:04,065 --> 00:43:05,400
Oh, shut up, T.J.
691
00:43:05,483 --> 00:43:08,236
You disappointed me, T.J. I
thought we had an agreement.
692
00:43:08,319 --> 00:43:11,114
Well, football's one thing,
but I'm nobody's martyr.
693
00:43:11,239 --> 00:43:13,866
I saw him put this
in the equipment bag.
694
00:43:14,033 --> 00:43:16,202
But I'll need a guarantee
I get out of here alive.
695
00:43:16,327 --> 00:43:19,038
Please be careful,
it's very unstable!
696
00:43:19,163 --> 00:43:20,498
Hey, man, you better
stay with these guys
697
00:43:20,581 --> 00:43:21,582
'cause if I ever
lay my hands on your...
698
00:43:21,666 --> 00:43:24,127
Quiet!
I'll take that now, T.J.
699
00:43:24,419 --> 00:43:26,838
How does it feel to be sold out
700
00:43:26,879 --> 00:43:28,756
by one of your own countrymen?
701
00:43:28,840 --> 00:43:30,508
Let me fill you in, pal.
702
00:43:31,259 --> 00:43:34,470
I never sold nobody out.
Not my old team,
703
00:43:34,679 --> 00:43:39,058
not these guys, and especially
not my country!
704
00:43:48,359 --> 00:43:50,027
Let's go! Let's go!
705
00:43:50,153 --> 00:43:51,612
The old quarterback sneak.
706
00:43:51,779 --> 00:43:53,364
Gets them every time.
707
00:44:02,248 --> 00:44:03,374
Hannibal!
708
00:44:07,086 --> 00:44:09,463
Okay, everybody in the chopper!
709
00:44:23,436 --> 00:44:24,604
How bad is it?
710
00:44:24,729 --> 00:44:26,230
Oh, man, I've had bee stings
worse than this.
711
00:44:27,148 --> 00:44:29,400
I will not leave
without my wife.
712
00:44:34,739 --> 00:44:36,490
Let's go, Murdock!
713
00:44:38,659 --> 00:44:40,536
Wait, wait!
714
00:44:44,248 --> 00:44:45,541
- Hey, B.A.
- What?
715
00:44:45,666 --> 00:44:47,698
I'm sorry I tore up your
scholarship application, man.
716
00:44:47,723 --> 00:44:48,807
That's all right.
717
00:44:58,888 --> 00:45:02,600
Welcome aboard, ladies
and gentlemen. This is your captain.
718
00:45:02,725 --> 00:45:07,063
The temperature in West
Berlin is a nippy 57 degrees.
719
00:45:07,188 --> 00:45:09,023
Enjoy the flight.
720
00:45:15,029 --> 00:45:17,907
Latham drops
back, he's looking. Sees Willinghem.
721
00:45:17,990 --> 00:45:19,242
All right!
722
00:45:19,450 --> 00:45:22,114
- Lucky!
- He's lucky? Get out of here.
723
00:45:22,995 --> 00:45:27,583
I see where you gentlemen have put in for
over $600,000 in operational expenses.
724
00:45:27,750 --> 00:45:29,543
- Face?
- Well,
725
00:45:29,669 --> 00:45:33,214
it's a small price to pay for the freedom of
Dr. Strasser and his wife, don't you think?
726
00:45:33,339 --> 00:45:35,341
Absolutely.
But out of the question
727
00:45:35,424 --> 00:45:37,343
for the winner's share
in a football contest.
728
00:45:38,052 --> 00:45:40,179
But I'll let you
explain it to our CPA.
729
00:45:40,805 --> 00:45:44,141
Dr. Strasser and his wife are doing
real well, they're getting reacquainted.
730
00:45:44,267 --> 00:45:47,103
And they asked me to pass along
their thanks to their rescuers.
731
00:45:47,186 --> 00:45:48,771
Great, thanks accepted.
732
00:45:49,772 --> 00:45:53,109
Face, it has happened. And it has
happened sooner than I expected.
733
00:45:53,150 --> 00:45:55,736
I have been promoted to the
Number One's first assistant.
734
00:45:55,820 --> 00:45:57,780
- One-A.
- Congratulations.
735
00:45:57,863 --> 00:45:59,573
Look what I have for all of you.
736
00:45:59,657 --> 00:46:01,409
- Dude, I got to get the door.
- Well, thanks.
737
00:46:01,492 --> 00:46:03,619
- Tested.
- That worn waistband I pointed out
738
00:46:03,703 --> 00:46:04,912
impressed the big cheese, huh?
739
00:46:05,162 --> 00:46:06,205
No.
740
00:46:07,832 --> 00:46:09,041
Stars.
741
00:46:09,709 --> 00:46:11,627
- Hi, General, Carla.
- Hi, there.
742
00:46:11,836 --> 00:46:13,129
Hi, fellas.
743
00:46:14,171 --> 00:46:15,548
Hi.
744
00:46:16,716 --> 00:46:19,010
Listen, you guys
still up for that ski trip?
745
00:46:19,218 --> 00:46:20,281
Oh!
746
00:46:20,306 --> 00:46:23,973
Gee, well, I can't speak for Frankie
here, but I don't think so, you know...
747
00:46:24,056 --> 00:46:26,642
Leave us here. We're
watching the big game here.
748
00:46:26,726 --> 00:46:28,978
Thanks, but no thanks.
749
00:46:29,051 --> 00:46:32,407
Gee, that's too bad. I mean, we
rented a cabin and everything.
750
00:46:32,446 --> 00:46:33,983
- Oh.
- Huh.
751
00:46:34,400 --> 00:46:35,484
Yeah, yeah.
752
00:46:35,568 --> 00:46:37,653
I guess we better get going
or the roads will get bad.
753
00:46:37,778 --> 00:46:39,780
Yeah, they get bad.
754
00:46:41,324 --> 00:46:42,950
- Bye, guys.
- Oh, bye.
755
00:46:43,034 --> 00:46:44,577
- Yeah, see you.
- Bye.
756
00:46:46,954 --> 00:46:49,665
Really, General, do you think we'd
fall for that routine twice in a row?
757
00:46:49,749 --> 00:46:52,084
Yeah, give us some credit, okay?
758
00:46:52,585 --> 00:46:55,755
Susan and Maggie
are on their own time.