1 00:00:00,484 --> 00:00:02,903 In 1972, a crack commando unit... 2 00:00:02,986 --> 00:00:04,613 was sent to prison by a military court... 3 00:00:04,696 --> 00:00:06,281 for a crime they didn't commit. 4 00:00:06,365 --> 00:00:07,699 These men promptly escaped... 5 00:00:07,783 --> 00:00:09,243 from a maximum-security stockade... 6 00:00:09,368 --> 00:00:10,911 to the Los Angeles underground. 7 00:00:10,994 --> 00:00:12,579 Today, still wanted by the government... 8 00:00:12,663 --> 00:00:14,581 they survive as soldiers of fortune. 9 00:00:14,665 --> 00:00:17,126 If you have a problem, if no one else can help... 10 00:00:17,209 --> 00:00:18,460 and if you can find them... 11 00:00:18,544 --> 00:00:21,004 maybe you can hire the A-Team. 12 00:02:19,456 --> 00:02:22,742 Hey, watch his hands! Watch his hands! 13 00:02:22,876 --> 00:02:24,169 Relax. 14 00:02:24,544 --> 00:02:27,172 It'll be the only thing left he'll be able to move. 15 00:02:28,215 --> 00:02:31,802 Kid, do what Mr. Shawn wants. 16 00:02:31,927 --> 00:02:33,470 I did what he wants. 17 00:02:34,304 --> 00:02:35,806 I painted two pictures. 18 00:02:35,931 --> 00:02:37,307 That's all he said I had to do. 19 00:02:37,391 --> 00:02:39,559 So, he counted wrong. 20 00:02:40,352 --> 00:02:42,437 Just pick up the brush. 21 00:02:43,438 --> 00:02:44,690 If I do a third... 22 00:02:44,856 --> 00:02:47,859 he'll want a fourth and then a fifth. 23 00:02:49,236 --> 00:02:51,029 You can't keep me locked up here forever. 24 00:02:51,196 --> 00:02:52,614 Okay, kid. 25 00:03:03,125 --> 00:03:04,751 Hold it! 26 00:03:05,294 --> 00:03:09,172 Idiot. He's hurt really bad. 27 00:03:09,298 --> 00:03:11,383 We got to get him to a hospital. 28 00:03:12,968 --> 00:03:15,971 Tepper, I was just trying to scare him. 29 00:03:17,014 --> 00:03:19,349 Hey, you saw it, Tepper, I didn't touch his hands, you saw it! 30 00:03:19,433 --> 00:03:20,517 Shut up! 31 00:03:20,767 --> 00:03:24,563 We'll be lucky if Mr. Shawn doesn't put us in the hospital with him! 32 00:03:24,688 --> 00:03:26,982 You both deserve a bullet in your empty heads. 33 00:03:27,065 --> 00:03:28,942 I tell you to put a little pressure on the kid... 34 00:03:29,026 --> 00:03:30,819 you wind up putting him in a coma! 35 00:03:31,028 --> 00:03:32,195 You realize what that's gonna do? 36 00:03:32,279 --> 00:03:33,989 It's gonna put this whole operation in jeopardy. 37 00:03:34,072 --> 00:03:36,450 Check his hands, Mr. Shawn. You'll see I never went near them. 38 00:03:36,533 --> 00:03:38,035 So, what do you want, a raise? 39 00:03:38,160 --> 00:03:40,287 What good do his hands do me now? 40 00:03:41,079 --> 00:03:43,165 Go on, get rid of him. 41 00:04:52,234 --> 00:04:53,235 You okay? 42 00:04:53,318 --> 00:04:55,487 I stopped by the hospital this morning. 43 00:04:55,779 --> 00:04:57,072 There's still no change. 44 00:04:57,155 --> 00:04:59,324 The doctors don't know when Speed'll come out of it. 45 00:04:59,408 --> 00:05:01,034 Mickey, I'm really scared. 46 00:05:01,118 --> 00:05:04,121 Hey, let me tell you something, it's gonna be all right. 47 00:05:04,663 --> 00:05:05,956 I just know it. 48 00:05:06,081 --> 00:05:08,792 But I wish I could find those guys who did that to Speed. 49 00:05:11,211 --> 00:05:12,963 Maybe there's a way. 50 00:05:14,339 --> 00:05:15,298 What are we doing here? 51 00:05:15,382 --> 00:05:17,467 - We gotta get an album. - What? 52 00:05:17,592 --> 00:05:19,886 How many more places are we gonna go to? 53 00:05:20,053 --> 00:05:21,972 - As many as it takes. - Okay. 54 00:05:22,013 --> 00:05:23,682 Can I help you folks today? 55 00:05:23,807 --> 00:05:27,394 Yeah. I'd like a copy of Jim Nabors' Greatest Love Songs. 56 00:05:27,519 --> 00:05:29,688 You're joking, right? 57 00:05:29,813 --> 00:05:33,567 No, that's what the note that Mr. Lee tacked to my laundry said to ask for. 58 00:05:33,733 --> 00:05:36,653 Well, I know that Mr. Lee's got his opinion... 59 00:05:36,778 --> 00:05:39,406 but in my opinion... 60 00:05:39,906 --> 00:05:42,784 Madonna might be better for you. 61 00:05:43,326 --> 00:05:44,828 She's hot now. 62 00:05:45,162 --> 00:05:47,456 I want Jim Nabors. Thanks. 63 00:05:49,166 --> 00:05:51,626 Well, come over here a minute. 64 00:05:54,212 --> 00:05:57,090 Now, why don't you let me play this for you... 65 00:05:57,215 --> 00:05:58,967 and then you can be sure that's what you want... 66 00:05:59,092 --> 00:06:00,469 before you lay out any money? 67 00:06:00,677 --> 00:06:01,887 Okay. 68 00:06:11,563 --> 00:06:12,856 Thanks for listening. 69 00:06:12,981 --> 00:06:14,774 Your fingerprints are being checked. 70 00:06:14,983 --> 00:06:17,861 If they don't match, no further contact will be made. 71 00:06:18,111 --> 00:06:19,654 If you are who you say you are... 72 00:06:19,779 --> 00:06:21,448 you'll be contacted shortly. 73 00:06:28,580 --> 00:06:31,082 I'm Hannibal Smith. Sorry about the runaround... 74 00:06:31,208 --> 00:06:33,543 but we had to be sure you are who you say you are. 75 00:06:33,627 --> 00:06:35,003 Yeah, sure. 76 00:06:36,254 --> 00:06:38,048 This is "Howling Mad" Murdock... 77 00:06:38,173 --> 00:06:39,925 that's Templeton Peck and B.A. Baracus. Hi. 78 00:06:40,008 --> 00:06:42,552 "Howling Mad"? You got a temper problem or something? 79 00:06:42,636 --> 00:06:46,515 Oh, no. Actually this is the guy here with the personality disorder. 80 00:06:46,598 --> 00:06:48,183 I just consider myself on another plane... 81 00:06:48,266 --> 00:06:49,643 from the mass populace, that's all. 82 00:06:49,726 --> 00:06:51,353 His plane crashed years ago. 83 00:06:51,478 --> 00:06:53,188 Left him with no brains in his head. 84 00:06:53,313 --> 00:06:56,900 Peggy, Mr. Lee said that a friend of yours was put in the hospital. 85 00:06:57,108 --> 00:06:58,318 And you don't think the police... 86 00:06:58,443 --> 00:06:59,986 are really interested in who put him there. 87 00:07:00,111 --> 00:07:02,447 That's right, Speed has this reputation. 88 00:07:02,572 --> 00:07:04,866 "Speed"? As in drugs, amphetamines? 89 00:07:04,991 --> 00:07:06,660 No, Speed is clean. We gave him the name... 90 00:07:06,743 --> 00:07:08,370 because he's so quick with the brush. 91 00:07:08,453 --> 00:07:09,955 Speed is a free spirit. 92 00:07:10,080 --> 00:07:12,916 In fact, he was probably born about 20 years too late. 93 00:07:13,041 --> 00:07:15,877 He has this real "peace and love" attitude, you know? 94 00:07:16,002 --> 00:07:18,463 And lot of people laugh at that kind of stuff nowadays... 95 00:07:18,547 --> 00:07:21,508 but, anyway, as far as the police are concerned... 96 00:07:21,716 --> 00:07:23,385 Speed was just considered a flake. 97 00:07:23,468 --> 00:07:24,719 And there's no way they were gonna believe... 98 00:07:24,886 --> 00:07:27,055 that some Beverly Hills rich guy put him in the hospital. 99 00:07:27,138 --> 00:07:28,557 "Beverly Hills rich guy"? 100 00:07:28,640 --> 00:07:30,684 Don't mind B.A. Last time he was in Beverly Hills... 101 00:07:30,767 --> 00:07:32,811 he got in trouble for throwing a waiter in a dessert tray. 102 00:07:32,936 --> 00:07:35,647 That dude charged me $12 for a bowl of potato soup! 103 00:07:35,772 --> 00:07:37,399 Anyway, we don't have any proof. 104 00:07:37,524 --> 00:07:38,692 But about a month ago... 105 00:07:38,775 --> 00:07:40,860 some guy who runs a Beverly Hills gallery... 106 00:07:40,986 --> 00:07:43,655 saw some of Speed's stuff and signed him on the spot. 107 00:07:43,780 --> 00:07:45,156 Speed must be very good. 108 00:07:45,323 --> 00:07:47,033 His work is wonderful. 109 00:07:47,158 --> 00:07:49,244 He trained under Solange Martine in Paris. 110 00:07:49,327 --> 00:07:50,537 That's where we met, in fact. 111 00:07:50,620 --> 00:07:52,706 So, anyway, a couple of weeks ago... 112 00:07:52,789 --> 00:07:54,165 we saw these guys in suits... 113 00:07:54,249 --> 00:07:55,667 pushing Speed around. 114 00:07:55,834 --> 00:07:57,752 And Speed wouldn't tell me what it was all about. 115 00:07:57,877 --> 00:07:59,296 But the guy was from the gallery. 116 00:07:59,462 --> 00:08:00,880 I did get that much out of him. 117 00:08:01,006 --> 00:08:02,465 Boy, I find that hard to believe. 118 00:08:02,549 --> 00:08:05,677 I mean, most of the gallery owners I know are fairly respectable. 119 00:08:05,844 --> 00:08:08,305 Which gallery did Speed sign with? 120 00:08:08,430 --> 00:08:10,849 Well, that's the problem. I don't know. 121 00:08:11,057 --> 00:08:12,350 We pooled our money together. 122 00:08:12,434 --> 00:08:14,352 We can pay you $11,000. 123 00:08:14,436 --> 00:08:16,104 Where'd you kids get money like that from? 124 00:08:16,229 --> 00:08:19,190 I have a small trust my grandfather left me for college. 125 00:08:19,816 --> 00:08:20,817 I never went... 126 00:08:20,900 --> 00:08:23,278 so it's just been sitting in the bank earning interest. 127 00:08:23,653 --> 00:08:25,530 But I think this is important enough to use it for. 128 00:08:25,614 --> 00:08:29,701 Peggy, would you recognize Speed's work if you saw it hanging somewhere? 129 00:08:29,826 --> 00:08:31,620 Yeah, I'm sure I could. 130 00:08:31,745 --> 00:08:34,664 Congratulations, you've just hired The A-Team. 131 00:08:34,748 --> 00:08:37,959 At last, a case that doesn't require mosquito netting. 132 00:08:38,084 --> 00:08:39,544 Oh, I don't know, Face. 133 00:08:39,711 --> 00:08:42,881 It's still a jungle out there on Rodeo Drive. 134 00:09:23,129 --> 00:09:25,298 Man! These people in Beverly Hills... 135 00:09:25,382 --> 00:09:27,217 look at us like we're from another planet. 136 00:09:27,300 --> 00:09:29,469 Are you suggesting that your derivation is from anything... 137 00:09:29,552 --> 00:09:31,137 but another planet, big guy? 138 00:09:31,262 --> 00:09:32,347 Oh, shut up, fool! 139 00:09:32,430 --> 00:09:33,932 I don't like nothing about this town. 140 00:09:34,057 --> 00:09:35,225 Oh, I don't know, B.A. 141 00:09:35,350 --> 00:09:38,228 This city has certain charms that I appreciate. 142 00:09:44,484 --> 00:09:45,443 That's it! 143 00:09:45,568 --> 00:09:47,153 That's one of Speed's paintings! 144 00:09:47,946 --> 00:09:50,323 There are his initials, "S. Miller." This could be the place. 145 00:09:50,490 --> 00:09:51,533 So, what're we gonna do now? 146 00:09:51,658 --> 00:09:52,951 Check it out. 147 00:09:55,370 --> 00:09:57,706 Hello, I'm Diane. May I help you with something? 148 00:10:00,875 --> 00:10:02,711 Beautiful piece of work, don't you think? 149 00:10:02,836 --> 00:10:04,421 - It's very rare. - Shh! 150 00:10:04,587 --> 00:10:06,464 Just listen to it. 151 00:10:06,548 --> 00:10:09,342 You can almost hear the boldness of the sculptor's strokes... 152 00:10:09,426 --> 00:10:12,095 the power of the statement that it makes! 153 00:10:12,762 --> 00:10:15,515 Yes. I believe you're right. 154 00:10:15,765 --> 00:10:17,357 Are you an artist as well? 155 00:10:17,642 --> 00:10:20,687 Michael DeLaine, Fine Art Magazine. 156 00:10:21,104 --> 00:10:23,022 You've heard of us, of course. 157 00:10:23,189 --> 00:10:24,649 Oh, sure, yeah. 158 00:10:24,774 --> 00:10:28,486 Yes, I'm writing an article... 159 00:10:28,611 --> 00:10:31,364 on the most prestigious art galleries in the country. 160 00:10:31,448 --> 00:10:35,285 And I'm basically evaluating your exclusivity... 161 00:10:35,493 --> 00:10:40,123 style, taste, et cetera, et cetera... 162 00:10:40,248 --> 00:10:41,708 and et cetera. 163 00:10:41,833 --> 00:10:45,003 Well, I'm sure you'll find our gallery very exciting. 164 00:10:45,128 --> 00:10:47,839 We'll see. I must say... 165 00:10:47,964 --> 00:10:52,594 I am very, very impressed with this young artist... 166 00:10:53,636 --> 00:10:55,847 S. Miller. 167 00:10:55,930 --> 00:10:58,057 I don't believe I've ever seen his work before. 168 00:10:58,141 --> 00:11:00,351 Oh, that's because he's exclusive with the gallery. 169 00:11:01,561 --> 00:11:03,021 He's one of the young street artists... 170 00:11:03,104 --> 00:11:04,647 that Mr. Shawn recently discovered. 171 00:11:04,672 --> 00:11:08,158 Yes, one can almost sense the grittiness of the pavement... 172 00:11:08,183 --> 00:11:09,419 in his work, don't you agree? 173 00:11:09,444 --> 00:11:10,295 Absolutely. 174 00:11:10,320 --> 00:11:13,698 Yes, very exceptional. I'd even... No. 175 00:11:13,865 --> 00:11:16,659 Yes, I'd even go out on a limb and compare him favorably... 176 00:11:16,743 --> 00:11:18,953 with another local artist, H.M. Murdock. 177 00:11:19,078 --> 00:11:20,371 H.M. Murdock? 178 00:11:20,455 --> 00:11:22,665 Would you mind showing me something else of his? 179 00:11:22,791 --> 00:11:24,876 But, I'm afraid this is all we have at the moment. 180 00:11:25,001 --> 00:11:27,670 We should be receiving something from him shortly, though. 181 00:11:27,754 --> 00:11:28,797 Diane? 182 00:11:28,963 --> 00:11:30,507 Could I speak to you for a minute, please? 183 00:11:30,632 --> 00:11:32,091 Of course, Mr. Shawn. 184 00:11:32,258 --> 00:11:34,093 - Excuse me. - Oh, I'm terribly sorry. 185 00:11:34,219 --> 00:11:35,804 I've taken up too much of your time. 186 00:11:35,887 --> 00:11:36,930 No, that's okay. 187 00:11:37,013 --> 00:11:40,809 Well, then, perhaps I could persuade you... 188 00:11:40,892 --> 00:11:42,393 to have dinner with me tonight? 189 00:11:42,644 --> 00:11:43,686 Well, I don't-- 190 00:11:43,770 --> 00:11:45,897 It would give us a chance to continue this... 191 00:11:46,064 --> 00:11:49,484 interesting discussion of today's rising young artists, and... 192 00:11:49,692 --> 00:11:50,777 Diane? 193 00:11:53,655 --> 00:11:56,449 Dinner? Sounds lovely. 194 00:12:02,288 --> 00:12:03,248 Yes, Mr. Shawn? 195 00:12:03,331 --> 00:12:04,749 Who's that young man you were talking to? 196 00:12:04,833 --> 00:12:07,585 That was Michael DeLaine. He's an art critic for Fine Art Magazine. 197 00:12:07,710 --> 00:12:10,213 They're doing a story on all the top galleries across the country. 198 00:12:10,296 --> 00:12:12,632 Isn't that great? Look, here's his card. 199 00:12:14,467 --> 00:12:16,970 "Michael DeLaine, Fine Art Magazine." 200 00:12:19,931 --> 00:12:22,058 See if those two young ladies need some help, will you? 201 00:12:22,141 --> 00:12:23,393 Yes, sir. 202 00:12:30,984 --> 00:12:32,277 Ah! 203 00:12:34,195 --> 00:12:35,446 Thank you. 204 00:12:37,949 --> 00:12:39,242 - Michael. - What? 205 00:12:39,325 --> 00:12:40,994 I'm having a wonderful time. 206 00:12:41,077 --> 00:12:43,162 I'm so glad, Diane, I'm... 207 00:12:43,329 --> 00:12:44,873 Ah, thanks. 208 00:12:45,081 --> 00:12:48,209 I'm so very, very glad, I... 209 00:12:49,335 --> 00:12:51,588 The first time I saw you, I knew... 210 00:13:02,098 --> 00:13:03,308 Oh, my gosh... 211 00:13:03,391 --> 00:13:04,767 I don't know what came over me. 212 00:13:04,893 --> 00:13:06,728 I'm so embarrassed! 213 00:13:06,811 --> 00:13:07,770 Don't be. 214 00:13:07,854 --> 00:13:09,939 No. No, will you excuse me? 215 00:13:10,023 --> 00:13:14,235 I just have to go to the restroom! 216 00:13:17,238 --> 00:13:20,133 Oh! Twenty-five cents! Twenty-five cents! 217 00:13:20,158 --> 00:13:22,827 Good, I'll use it as a down payment on the new house, big shot. 218 00:13:22,952 --> 00:13:24,746 Murdock, let's move. I only have a minute. 219 00:13:27,373 --> 00:13:29,459 Rush, rush, rush. 220 00:13:29,584 --> 00:13:32,086 I've been standing in here handing out towels for over two hours... 221 00:13:32,170 --> 00:13:35,757 and nobody's had the decency or courtesy to even engage me in a meaningful conversation. 222 00:13:35,882 --> 00:13:36,966 Really? 223 00:13:43,640 --> 00:13:45,516 - Nails, Sir? - Thank you. 224 00:13:45,600 --> 00:13:47,560 Your hands are lovely. Just keep them manicured. 225 00:13:47,644 --> 00:13:49,145 Thanks for the advice. 226 00:13:51,856 --> 00:13:53,107 Hey? 227 00:13:53,524 --> 00:13:56,444 Oh, right. Listen, you got change for $5? 228 00:13:56,569 --> 00:13:58,237 Yes, I have. 229 00:14:00,615 --> 00:14:03,242 Thanks, Murdock. I forgot to tip the parking attendant. 230 00:14:03,368 --> 00:14:04,577 Yeah, but... 231 00:14:17,757 --> 00:14:20,343 Wonderful. You can meet Michael now before you go. 232 00:14:21,511 --> 00:14:22,804 I'll be happy to. 233 00:14:22,929 --> 00:14:23,888 Michael DeLaine... 234 00:14:23,972 --> 00:14:26,307 this is my boss at the gallery, Steffen Shawn. 235 00:14:26,391 --> 00:14:28,393 A pleasure to meet you, Mr. Shawn. 236 00:14:28,601 --> 00:14:31,562 You know, when Diane told me you were a critic for Fine Art Magazine... 237 00:14:31,646 --> 00:14:32,897 I was a little surprised. 238 00:14:32,981 --> 00:14:34,148 Surprised? 239 00:14:34,273 --> 00:14:35,858 That I hadn't heard of you. 240 00:14:36,275 --> 00:14:37,819 So I placed a call to your office. 241 00:14:37,902 --> 00:14:40,863 Are you always this cautious about Diane's dinner dates? 242 00:14:40,947 --> 00:14:43,324 It's a crazy world, Mr. DeLaine. 243 00:14:43,616 --> 00:14:45,034 You never know what the next man... 244 00:14:45,118 --> 00:14:47,495 coming through that door is gonna do. 245 00:14:47,787 --> 00:14:50,123 Happily, however, they gave you a glowing report. 246 00:14:50,206 --> 00:14:51,749 They tell me you're quite an excellent writer. 247 00:14:51,833 --> 00:14:52,959 Well, I just... 248 00:14:53,042 --> 00:14:54,377 It's a pleasure to meet you. 249 00:14:54,544 --> 00:14:56,921 Please accept this invitation... 250 00:14:57,005 --> 00:14:59,090 to visit the gallery at any time. 251 00:14:59,215 --> 00:15:00,591 Well, thank you. 252 00:15:22,030 --> 00:15:24,490 Okay, Hannibal, the alarm's disengaged. 253 00:15:24,615 --> 00:15:26,868 Good. Now, let's see if we can find the closet... 254 00:15:26,951 --> 00:15:28,911 where Shawn hides his skeletons. 255 00:15:42,967 --> 00:15:44,385 Guys... 256 00:15:44,761 --> 00:15:48,514 Shawn had Speed signed to an exclusive contract... 257 00:15:48,598 --> 00:15:50,349 at $50 a painting. 258 00:15:50,516 --> 00:15:51,642 $50? 259 00:15:51,809 --> 00:15:54,062 The one in the window was selling for $5,000. 260 00:15:54,270 --> 00:15:56,981 Something big must have gone down to have him cancel this. 261 00:15:57,106 --> 00:15:58,900 Hannibal, the transmitter's in place. 262 00:15:59,067 --> 00:16:00,735 Let's go, I've seen enough. 263 00:16:25,551 --> 00:16:27,386 Looks like we got a little company. 264 00:16:27,512 --> 00:16:29,138 You heard the Colonel? He said we're leaving. 265 00:16:29,263 --> 00:16:31,641 Yeah. B.A., can I get your opinion about something? 266 00:16:31,849 --> 00:16:34,060 Aren't you as surprised as I am... 267 00:16:34,143 --> 00:16:37,271 at the choices of these so-called artists with their paintings? 268 00:16:37,355 --> 00:16:39,065 I mean, with the full color spectrum... 269 00:16:39,190 --> 00:16:40,775 right at their fingertips... 270 00:16:40,858 --> 00:16:42,693 I think their works are bogged down... 271 00:16:42,819 --> 00:16:44,779 with an overabundance of primary shades. 272 00:16:44,862 --> 00:16:47,615 I mean, there's no subtlety to the hue. Don't you agree? 273 00:16:51,285 --> 00:16:52,703 Yes, I agree. 274 00:16:52,829 --> 00:16:56,124 I'm gonna turn your nose primary red if you don't knock it off! 275 00:16:58,209 --> 00:17:01,254 Security patrol. Let's take care of them fast and get out of here. 276 00:17:36,372 --> 00:17:38,624 The first time I saw Blomquist's work... 277 00:17:38,749 --> 00:17:40,001 I was so overcome... 278 00:17:40,126 --> 00:17:42,295 so affected by its intensity... 279 00:17:42,420 --> 00:17:45,006 that I had to excuse myself from the exhibit... 280 00:17:45,089 --> 00:17:47,091 before I passed out from sheer exhaustion. 281 00:17:47,967 --> 00:17:49,802 The point being, you see... 282 00:17:54,849 --> 00:17:56,475 What is it, Mr. Shawn? 283 00:17:57,018 --> 00:17:58,561 My gallery's been broken into. 284 00:17:58,728 --> 00:17:59,604 Broken into? 285 00:17:59,729 --> 00:18:01,022 How utterly revolting! 286 00:18:01,147 --> 00:18:03,733 The thieves apparently used a key to get past the alarm and inside. 287 00:18:03,816 --> 00:18:04,567 No! 288 00:18:04,650 --> 00:18:06,903 But you and I are the only ones that have keys. 289 00:18:09,697 --> 00:18:11,616 Here's my set. Where are yours? 290 00:18:11,699 --> 00:18:12,742 Right in my purse. 291 00:18:12,825 --> 00:18:14,410 Here let me help you with that. Here you go. 292 00:18:14,493 --> 00:18:16,037 I'm sorry. Here. 293 00:18:18,372 --> 00:18:19,790 Here you go. 294 00:18:19,999 --> 00:18:21,250 Thanks. 295 00:18:28,591 --> 00:18:29,926 Here's my set. 296 00:18:40,686 --> 00:18:42,813 Brooks? Shawn here. 297 00:18:43,189 --> 00:18:45,942 I assume you've heard your men spoiled a break-in at my gallery. 298 00:18:46,025 --> 00:18:47,193 Yeah, I heard. 299 00:18:47,276 --> 00:18:48,903 Yeah, lucky they were making a pickup tonight. 300 00:18:49,070 --> 00:18:52,114 Sounds like our security friends were making a scheduled stop. 301 00:18:52,281 --> 00:18:53,532 That's why they showed up... 302 00:18:53,616 --> 00:18:55,534 even if the alarm didn't go off. 303 00:18:55,701 --> 00:18:57,662 How about lunch tomorrow? 304 00:18:57,828 --> 00:18:59,288 No, I can't make lunch tomorrow. 305 00:18:59,413 --> 00:19:00,998 I'll be at the art show in Santa Monica. 306 00:19:01,165 --> 00:19:03,125 We've got to find a replacement for Speed Miller... 307 00:19:03,209 --> 00:19:04,669 as soon as possible. 308 00:19:05,126 --> 00:19:08,755 Look, Brooks, don't try handling my end for me. 309 00:19:09,340 --> 00:19:10,841 I need to find us another expert... 310 00:19:10,925 --> 00:19:14,845 not some paint-by-numbers amateur off the sidewalk. 311 00:19:15,012 --> 00:19:16,973 Okay, but we still have to talk. 312 00:19:17,139 --> 00:19:18,599 All right then, another time. 313 00:19:18,683 --> 00:19:21,143 Whoever Brooks is, he's got Shawn under the gun... 314 00:19:21,269 --> 00:19:23,145 to find another artist to replace Miller. 315 00:19:23,271 --> 00:19:25,064 Yeah. Sounds like Shawn was using Miller... 316 00:19:25,147 --> 00:19:27,441 for something other than just ripping off paintings. 317 00:19:27,608 --> 00:19:28,943 It certainly does, doesn't it? 318 00:19:29,026 --> 00:19:31,070 Yeah. Well, I assume you have a plan. 319 00:19:31,195 --> 00:19:32,697 Well, I think the least we can do... 320 00:19:32,863 --> 00:19:35,574 is supply Shawn and Brooks with another painter. 321 00:19:35,741 --> 00:19:37,451 What do you think, Colonel? 322 00:19:38,327 --> 00:19:41,289 I call it The Meaning of Life. 323 00:19:42,540 --> 00:19:44,125 It's perfect. 324 00:19:48,379 --> 00:19:50,172 Fine Art Magazine, Tina speaking. 325 00:19:50,256 --> 00:19:52,133 Hello, darling, it's Templeton. 326 00:19:52,300 --> 00:19:54,468 Hi, sweetheart. You know, you were right. 327 00:19:54,593 --> 00:19:56,512 Some guy did call about you yesterday. 328 00:19:56,887 --> 00:19:59,557 I lied. I told him how wonderful you were. 329 00:19:59,682 --> 00:20:02,351 I know, honey, and I just wanna thank you. You were terrific! 330 00:20:02,435 --> 00:20:03,686 Listen... 331 00:20:04,145 --> 00:20:06,856 we'll do St. Martins again real soon, okay? 332 00:20:06,981 --> 00:20:08,441 And you take care. 333 00:20:08,566 --> 00:20:10,609 I'll be thinking of you. 334 00:20:10,776 --> 00:20:12,320 Okay. Bye-bye. 335 00:20:15,197 --> 00:20:18,034 B.A.? I want you to take a look at something. 336 00:20:18,951 --> 00:20:22,038 And I want you to tell me if your nose hairs don't tingle with excitement... 337 00:20:22,163 --> 00:20:23,331 at my latest inspiration. 338 00:20:23,497 --> 00:20:25,374 But it ain't nothing but a bunch of scribbled lines. 339 00:20:25,541 --> 00:20:27,710 Throw stones if you must, B.A... 340 00:20:27,793 --> 00:20:30,171 but I want you to know that most great artists... 341 00:20:30,379 --> 00:20:33,591 during their lifetime, were ridiculed and scoffed at. 342 00:20:33,716 --> 00:20:35,301 It was not until they became a part... 343 00:20:35,426 --> 00:20:37,803 of the great, dark earth, until they were dead... 344 00:20:37,928 --> 00:20:39,513 that their true genius was discovered. 345 00:20:39,597 --> 00:20:40,931 And perhaps that fate awaits me. 346 00:20:41,057 --> 00:20:44,268 Be careful, Murdock. You may get B.A. to test out your theory... 347 00:20:44,352 --> 00:20:45,603 a little earlier than you planned. 348 00:20:45,728 --> 00:20:48,564 You know, Murdock, I do see something in your painting. 349 00:20:48,939 --> 00:20:52,318 There I am, standing over your dead body. 350 00:20:52,610 --> 00:20:54,236 It's just a bunch of scribbled lines. 351 00:20:54,362 --> 00:20:56,322 Okay, Hannibal, what next? 352 00:20:56,447 --> 00:20:57,948 That's a good question, Peggy. 353 00:20:58,115 --> 00:21:00,076 What is the plan du jour, Colonel? 354 00:21:00,201 --> 00:21:02,536 First, Face, you got to go to the art show... 355 00:21:02,661 --> 00:21:03,996 and convince Shawn. 356 00:21:04,121 --> 00:21:06,374 Get him to the point he's chomping at the bit... 357 00:21:06,499 --> 00:21:08,459 to meet a particular painter. 358 00:21:08,918 --> 00:21:11,837 The great artist of the brush, palette and canvas... 359 00:21:11,962 --> 00:21:14,131 H.M. Murdock. 360 00:21:19,720 --> 00:21:21,055 Mr. DeLaine? 361 00:21:21,430 --> 00:21:22,390 Thank you. 362 00:21:22,556 --> 00:21:23,641 Shawn. 363 00:21:24,058 --> 00:21:25,309 Pleasant surprise. 364 00:21:25,434 --> 00:21:27,686 Yes, isn't it? You taking the afternoon off? 365 00:21:27,812 --> 00:21:30,564 I always try to take in these art fairs whenever I'm able. 366 00:21:30,731 --> 00:21:32,608 There's always the chance of stumbling across some... 367 00:21:32,733 --> 00:21:34,693 gifted young artist yet to be discovered. 368 00:21:34,777 --> 00:21:37,321 Oh, I agree wholeheartedly. 369 00:21:37,655 --> 00:21:41,784 Although I must admit that most of these artists... 370 00:21:41,867 --> 00:21:43,452 should have left their work at home. 371 00:21:43,702 --> 00:21:46,789 I've found you have to sift through a ton of dirt to find an ounce of gold. 372 00:21:46,872 --> 00:21:48,124 So true. 373 00:21:48,249 --> 00:21:51,961 That's why it galls me so to see other painters with so much talent... 374 00:21:52,086 --> 00:21:53,629 who can't ever seem to get sponsored... 375 00:21:53,796 --> 00:21:56,340 or even get their artwork placed in a show like this. 376 00:21:56,423 --> 00:21:59,260 If you have someone specific in mind, out with it. 377 00:21:59,426 --> 00:22:03,139 Actually there is someone who I'm rather high on lately. 378 00:22:03,264 --> 00:22:05,641 A wonderful painter! 379 00:22:05,766 --> 00:22:07,601 He's part of the vibrant street scene. 380 00:22:07,726 --> 00:22:10,646 His name is H.M. Murdock. 381 00:22:11,021 --> 00:22:12,982 Murdock? Yes, I believe I've heard of his work. 382 00:22:13,065 --> 00:22:14,024 Really? 383 00:22:14,108 --> 00:22:16,402 Well, he's a perfect example of a great artist... 384 00:22:16,485 --> 00:22:19,321 being kept from the public because of a lack of... 385 00:22:19,446 --> 00:22:20,948 How shall I say? 386 00:22:21,115 --> 00:22:22,783 Appropriate connections. 387 00:22:22,950 --> 00:22:23,617 Mr. DeLaine... 388 00:22:23,742 --> 00:22:26,579 if this Murdock is half the talent you profess... 389 00:22:26,662 --> 00:22:28,205 I'd like to meet him immediately. 390 00:22:28,372 --> 00:22:31,417 Well, I think it's possible I might be able to arrange something. 391 00:22:31,500 --> 00:22:32,585 Splendid. 392 00:22:33,169 --> 00:22:34,920 My light is fading! 393 00:22:35,296 --> 00:22:36,881 I'm losing the light. 394 00:22:38,424 --> 00:22:39,925 I need more light. 395 00:22:40,301 --> 00:22:42,928 Oh, right. Mr. Murdock, now... 396 00:22:43,095 --> 00:22:45,306 as I was saying, Mr. Shawn here... 397 00:22:45,389 --> 00:22:48,267 owns a very exclusive art gallery... 398 00:22:48,350 --> 00:22:50,227 and it would be quite a boost to your career... 399 00:22:50,311 --> 00:22:51,979 to have your work shown there. 400 00:22:52,354 --> 00:22:54,648 After seeing your work, Mr. Murdock, I'm convinced... 401 00:22:54,773 --> 00:22:57,860 you have what it takes to be a great artist. 402 00:22:58,986 --> 00:23:01,071 Can you guarantee me... 403 00:23:01,238 --> 00:23:04,617 that in 100 years, after I'm gone... 404 00:23:04,867 --> 00:23:06,785 the name Murdock... 405 00:23:06,911 --> 00:23:09,914 will be on a par with Rembrandt, Picasso... 406 00:23:10,039 --> 00:23:12,291 Van Gogh, Willie Mays... 407 00:23:12,374 --> 00:23:13,876 Willie Mays? 408 00:23:14,043 --> 00:23:17,004 Do you deny that Willie Mays was a great artist in center field? 409 00:23:17,630 --> 00:23:19,673 With my representation, Mr. Murdock... 410 00:23:19,757 --> 00:23:21,842 at least I can guarantee that you'll have a chance. 411 00:23:21,926 --> 00:23:23,344 The rest is up to you. 412 00:23:24,136 --> 00:23:25,471 Then I agree! 413 00:23:25,638 --> 00:23:26,597 Wonderful. 414 00:23:29,308 --> 00:23:32,478 Let us break pizza to cement the bargain. 415 00:23:33,145 --> 00:23:34,480 Welcome aboard. 416 00:23:34,730 --> 00:23:37,733 Murdock does not shake hands. Murdock does not play sports. 417 00:23:37,858 --> 00:23:40,361 Murdock does not open canned food. 418 00:23:43,197 --> 00:23:44,865 Murdock paints. 419 00:23:50,746 --> 00:23:53,666 Mr. Murdock, welcome to your new studio. 420 00:23:58,045 --> 00:23:59,463 I don't get it. 421 00:24:00,506 --> 00:24:03,133 I've already got a studio. 422 00:24:06,053 --> 00:24:08,847 My studio and I go back a long way. 423 00:24:08,931 --> 00:24:12,351 Long before home personal video cassette recorders. 424 00:24:12,476 --> 00:24:14,603 While you're under contract with the gallery... 425 00:24:14,728 --> 00:24:16,230 this is your studio. 426 00:24:16,355 --> 00:24:18,983 You don't seem to understand! 427 00:24:19,149 --> 00:24:21,402 I need my studio! 428 00:24:21,527 --> 00:24:24,947 I trained inspiration to meet me at that studio. 429 00:24:25,030 --> 00:24:26,740 Now, how is it going to find me? 430 00:24:26,907 --> 00:24:28,617 If you're unhappy with the arrangement... 431 00:24:28,742 --> 00:24:31,495 maybe you'd like to return the $3,000 advance? 432 00:24:31,620 --> 00:24:32,663 No. 433 00:24:34,164 --> 00:24:36,917 No, I can't, I've already used it... 434 00:24:37,001 --> 00:24:39,628 to pay off my over seven years' due bills. 435 00:24:39,712 --> 00:24:43,215 Then I suggest you abide by the terms of the contract... 436 00:24:44,174 --> 00:24:45,843 and sit down. 437 00:24:49,471 --> 00:24:51,432 Now, here's your first assignment. 438 00:24:51,598 --> 00:24:54,226 I want a reproduction of this photograph... 439 00:24:54,310 --> 00:24:57,354 a perfect one, I hasten to add, as soon as possible. 440 00:24:57,563 --> 00:24:59,606 Say, 24 hours. 441 00:24:59,690 --> 00:25:01,692 No. No reproductions. 442 00:25:01,817 --> 00:25:03,569 Murdock is an original. 443 00:25:03,694 --> 00:25:06,905 All in good time, Mr. Murdock. I assure you. 444 00:25:07,156 --> 00:25:09,325 All young artists must start on assignment... 445 00:25:09,408 --> 00:25:11,952 before being commissioned to do their own originals. 446 00:25:12,161 --> 00:25:15,414 I have great confidence in you, Mr. Murdock. 447 00:25:15,581 --> 00:25:17,333 Don't disappoint me. 448 00:25:57,782 --> 00:25:59,506 Mayday, mayday! This is Murdock. 449 00:25:59,531 --> 00:26:00,417 Colonel, are you there? 450 00:26:00,501 --> 00:26:01,502 Go ahead, Murdock. 451 00:26:01,585 --> 00:26:04,797 Listen, Colonel, Shawn wants me to paint a perfect reproduction... 452 00:26:04,880 --> 00:26:07,132 of some picture in 24 hours. 453 00:26:07,216 --> 00:26:09,718 But, I'm plumb out of sea-lily red. 454 00:26:09,802 --> 00:26:12,679 Well, what does it look like? Can you describe it? 455 00:26:14,848 --> 00:26:17,518 All right, there are two ladies... 456 00:26:17,684 --> 00:26:20,938 and two children with rosy cheeks in a field with red flowers. 457 00:26:21,105 --> 00:26:25,109 And in the background, there are some trees and a house and... 458 00:26:25,192 --> 00:26:26,693 You know, if I was this painter, though... 459 00:26:26,777 --> 00:26:28,278 I'd have painted these flowers a deeper color. 460 00:26:28,362 --> 00:26:30,072 A crimson, definitely a crimson. 461 00:26:30,322 --> 00:26:32,408 It sounds like Monet's Wild Poppies. 462 00:26:32,533 --> 00:26:35,077 Yeah, I think she's right, Hannibal. Take a look. 463 00:26:36,412 --> 00:26:41,417 So, Shawn is a specialist in dealing in art forgeries. 464 00:26:41,625 --> 00:26:42,918 Well, an original Monet... 465 00:26:43,001 --> 00:26:45,796 brought in over a quarter of a million dollars in France last summer. 466 00:26:45,963 --> 00:26:49,049 How is Murdock gonna copy this Monet guy's picture? 467 00:26:49,174 --> 00:26:50,467 He can't even paint! 468 00:26:51,885 --> 00:26:53,095 Peggy... 469 00:26:53,303 --> 00:26:54,930 do you think you could copy this... 470 00:26:55,055 --> 00:26:58,142 if you had, say, 24 hours straight to paint in? 471 00:26:58,308 --> 00:27:00,644 Yeah, sure. But how're you gonna get it to him? 472 00:27:00,769 --> 00:27:03,230 I've got an idea. 473 00:27:04,148 --> 00:27:07,109 Okay, Uncle Murdock, help is on the way. 474 00:27:16,493 --> 00:27:18,120 You careless fool! 475 00:27:18,287 --> 00:27:20,372 This statue is worth over $10,000. 476 00:27:20,456 --> 00:27:22,040 It goes back to the Ming Dynasty! 477 00:27:22,166 --> 00:27:23,792 I don't know nothing about no Chinese food. 478 00:27:23,876 --> 00:27:25,627 All I know is somebody ordered a pizza... 479 00:27:25,752 --> 00:27:27,045 and somebody better pay for it. 480 00:27:27,171 --> 00:27:29,256 Tepper, take care of this gentleman. 481 00:27:30,048 --> 00:27:31,842 Look at the size of this thing. 482 00:27:32,009 --> 00:27:33,260 You talking to me? 483 00:27:33,594 --> 00:27:34,511 No. 484 00:27:35,554 --> 00:27:37,473 Here's $1 for yourself. 485 00:27:39,224 --> 00:27:41,351 Yeah. Have a nice day. 486 00:27:42,686 --> 00:27:44,313 Iridescent orange. Another... 487 00:27:44,396 --> 00:27:46,899 Oh, the light! I'm losing the light! 488 00:27:46,982 --> 00:27:50,444 Murdock? Your pizza's here. 489 00:27:57,409 --> 00:28:00,454 You haven't delayed... 490 00:28:00,621 --> 00:28:02,456 bringing it down to me, have you? 491 00:28:02,623 --> 00:28:06,502 I need my pizza heated to 200 degrees Fahrenheit. 492 00:28:06,627 --> 00:28:08,545 - Is it 200 degrees? - It's hot! 493 00:28:09,046 --> 00:28:10,672 - It's hot. It's hot. - Take it! 494 00:28:10,756 --> 00:28:12,508 - It's hot! It's hot! - It's hot! 495 00:28:12,758 --> 00:28:14,676 You'd be a lousy waiter, you know that? 496 00:28:14,760 --> 00:28:16,678 - It's hot! - Hot! Hot! 497 00:28:16,845 --> 00:28:18,680 Man, that guy was ignorant! 498 00:28:19,598 --> 00:28:21,934 I bet I know what this is. 499 00:28:22,309 --> 00:28:25,312 I bet I know what this is. 500 00:28:39,952 --> 00:28:42,704 Well, well, well. 501 00:28:45,123 --> 00:28:47,918 Boy, I didn't know I paint so good. 502 00:28:48,627 --> 00:28:52,172 Very nice work, Mr. Murdock, very nice. 503 00:28:52,673 --> 00:28:54,258 All right, you two, the van's outside. 504 00:28:54,341 --> 00:28:56,343 Be ready to leave in 10 minutes. 505 00:29:08,939 --> 00:29:10,732 Omega Security. 506 00:29:11,275 --> 00:29:14,069 Those are the guys who gave us a hard time the other night, aren't they? 507 00:29:14,236 --> 00:29:15,320 Right. 508 00:29:17,239 --> 00:29:18,991 Well, they got the painting. 509 00:29:19,074 --> 00:29:20,325 Let's follow them. 510 00:29:45,934 --> 00:29:47,936 Looks like they were expected. 511 00:30:09,207 --> 00:30:11,668 We'll stay put till they make another move. 512 00:30:19,593 --> 00:30:21,511 There they go, Hannibal. We're gonna follow them? 513 00:30:21,595 --> 00:30:23,096 We go where that painting goes. 514 00:30:23,180 --> 00:30:24,848 That painting ain't moving. 515 00:30:29,645 --> 00:30:31,980 Your wires must be crossed. They're taking off. 516 00:30:32,105 --> 00:30:34,441 I'm telling you, Face, that painting ain't going nowhere. 517 00:30:34,524 --> 00:30:35,942 It must be still in the house. 518 00:30:36,109 --> 00:30:38,028 Well, if our copy's in the house... 519 00:30:38,111 --> 00:30:40,238 that means they must've switched it for the original. 520 00:30:40,322 --> 00:30:42,908 I'll bet Brooks has his guys go around... 521 00:30:42,991 --> 00:30:45,869 and case rich people's houses for art objects... 522 00:30:45,952 --> 00:30:47,954 when they're in there installing the alarm system. 523 00:30:48,038 --> 00:30:50,832 Yeah, and then Shawn has somebody like Speed Miller... 524 00:30:50,916 --> 00:30:53,418 paint perfect reproductions. 525 00:30:53,627 --> 00:30:57,214 And then they come back and switch the originals for the forgeries. 526 00:30:57,339 --> 00:30:58,674 Nice little scam. 527 00:30:58,799 --> 00:31:01,093 I assume you have something in mind. 528 00:31:01,426 --> 00:31:02,636 Yes. 529 00:31:02,844 --> 00:31:06,098 This calls for something rich. 530 00:31:15,941 --> 00:31:17,859 Hannibal, this plan of yours stinks. 531 00:31:17,943 --> 00:31:19,027 Give it a chance, B.A. 532 00:31:19,152 --> 00:31:20,946 Besides, you can use some new clothes. 533 00:31:25,575 --> 00:31:26,868 Your names? 534 00:31:28,286 --> 00:31:29,663 What do you need our names for? 535 00:31:29,788 --> 00:31:32,165 That's Templeton Peck. 536 00:31:32,332 --> 00:31:34,334 Yes, Mr. Peck, we're expecting you. 537 00:31:34,459 --> 00:31:37,254 You see, B.A., you can't get in here without a reservation. 538 00:31:38,463 --> 00:31:39,589 A reservation? 539 00:31:39,715 --> 00:31:41,174 Just to buy clothes? 540 00:31:45,345 --> 00:31:46,596 Hi, Elliot. 541 00:31:46,680 --> 00:31:49,082 Mr. Peck, how marvelous to see you again! 542 00:31:49,107 --> 00:31:50,117 How are you? 543 00:31:50,142 --> 00:31:51,435 Well, I'm fine, thank you. 544 00:31:51,518 --> 00:31:54,187 My goodness, it's been almost six months, hasn't it? 545 00:31:54,312 --> 00:31:55,897 Yes, I'm afraid it has. 546 00:31:55,981 --> 00:31:58,400 Elliot, I'd like you to meet Mr. B.A. Baracus. 547 00:32:01,319 --> 00:32:04,197 Always a pleasure to meet friends of Mr. Peck's. 548 00:32:04,281 --> 00:32:06,158 Gentlemen, won't you step this way? 549 00:32:06,324 --> 00:32:07,367 Surely. 550 00:32:12,247 --> 00:32:14,499 Now, what can I do for you today? 551 00:32:14,624 --> 00:32:16,460 A new tuxedo, perhaps? 552 00:32:16,626 --> 00:32:17,961 How are those custom shirts... 553 00:32:18,086 --> 00:32:19,463 we designed for you holding out? 554 00:32:19,588 --> 00:32:21,131 Well actually, Elliot... 555 00:32:21,256 --> 00:32:23,759 our friend, Mr. Baracus here... 556 00:32:23,842 --> 00:32:26,011 is in need of a new suit. 557 00:32:29,014 --> 00:32:30,932 - Yes. - Yes. 558 00:32:31,475 --> 00:32:33,059 Refreshing idea. 559 00:32:44,237 --> 00:32:47,032 Oh dear, I seem to have run out of tape. 560 00:32:52,287 --> 00:32:54,956 I assume you'll want to change footwear? 561 00:32:55,123 --> 00:32:59,419 What would you say to a new Italian loafer, Mr. Baracus? 562 00:32:59,544 --> 00:33:01,171 I say you put your hands on my boots... 563 00:33:01,296 --> 00:33:02,672 and I'm gonna throw you through that window. 564 00:33:02,798 --> 00:33:04,841 Well, perhaps instead of an Italian loafer... 565 00:33:04,925 --> 00:33:06,968 we have some fine crushed velvet. 566 00:33:07,093 --> 00:33:09,387 I said no shoes. 567 00:33:11,223 --> 00:33:12,599 I warned you. 568 00:33:45,966 --> 00:33:47,926 I said no tie! 569 00:34:00,564 --> 00:34:03,650 Very nice, Elliot. Very nice. 570 00:34:03,900 --> 00:34:05,861 Yes, sir. You, too, B.A. 571 00:34:06,069 --> 00:34:07,737 I don't think it goes with my boots. 572 00:34:07,863 --> 00:34:10,407 Oh, you're a sports figure, B.A. It'll be fine. 573 00:34:10,574 --> 00:34:14,119 Now, is there anything you might need in the way of jewelry? 574 00:34:16,121 --> 00:34:17,330 No. 575 00:34:17,539 --> 00:34:18,999 I guess not. 576 00:34:27,424 --> 00:34:28,884 Well, gentlemen... 577 00:34:29,009 --> 00:34:31,428 Ms. Planson here, has graciously agreed... 578 00:34:31,595 --> 00:34:33,346 to allow Mr. Baracus... 579 00:34:33,430 --> 00:34:36,474 a trial run of the house, shall we say, for two days. 580 00:34:36,683 --> 00:34:39,352 What about a tennis court? I didn't see no tennis court. 581 00:34:39,477 --> 00:34:41,605 I'm afraid it doesn't have a tennis court. 582 00:34:41,688 --> 00:34:43,899 Well, we could put in a tennis court, couldn't we? 583 00:34:43,982 --> 00:34:45,025 We have to move a few trees-- 584 00:34:45,108 --> 00:34:46,109 What about a stove? 585 00:34:46,234 --> 00:34:47,569 A stove? 586 00:34:47,694 --> 00:34:49,237 Is it gas or electric? 587 00:34:49,404 --> 00:34:50,405 It's electric. 588 00:34:50,488 --> 00:34:51,781 I like gas. 589 00:34:52,490 --> 00:34:53,617 Well... 590 00:34:53,950 --> 00:34:56,870 I've got electric and it gets real hot. 591 00:34:57,037 --> 00:34:58,455 Why don't we give it a try? 592 00:34:58,580 --> 00:34:59,789 Look, Mr. Baracus-- 593 00:34:59,915 --> 00:35:01,625 This house don't have enough windows. 594 00:35:01,750 --> 00:35:03,209 I like more windows. 595 00:35:03,376 --> 00:35:05,921 Listen, maybe this isn't exactly what you're looking for after all. 596 00:35:06,004 --> 00:35:08,757 Well, now, wait a second, Ms. Planson. 597 00:35:09,174 --> 00:35:12,636 Mr. Baracus, why--why don't you listen to the advice... 598 00:35:12,719 --> 00:35:15,722 of your manager here, and give the place a try? 599 00:35:15,847 --> 00:35:17,182 What do you say? 600 00:35:21,394 --> 00:35:23,772 Okay, I'll sign. 601 00:35:24,022 --> 00:35:25,148 Great. 602 00:35:25,690 --> 00:35:27,233 You got a gymnasium? 603 00:35:29,569 --> 00:35:30,987 Prima donna. 604 00:35:32,364 --> 00:35:34,699 That's very nice, Peggy. You've got a lot of talent. 605 00:35:34,824 --> 00:35:36,034 Thanks, Face. 606 00:35:36,117 --> 00:35:38,578 This certainly is different from painting in my little apartment. 607 00:35:38,703 --> 00:35:40,789 Yeah, well, when Hannibal has a plan... 608 00:35:40,872 --> 00:35:42,832 I like to see it go first class. 609 00:35:43,416 --> 00:35:46,461 Listen, I want to thank you guys for everything you're doing for Speed. 610 00:35:46,586 --> 00:35:47,921 I know you don't know him very well... 611 00:35:48,046 --> 00:35:49,756 but he's really a special person. 612 00:35:49,881 --> 00:35:51,508 He didn't deserve what happened to him. 613 00:35:51,633 --> 00:35:52,968 Yeah, I can promise you one thing. 614 00:35:53,051 --> 00:35:55,804 We're going to make those guys pay for what they did to him. 615 00:35:56,930 --> 00:35:57,931 Peg... 616 00:35:58,098 --> 00:36:00,225 how's my original Renoir coming? 617 00:36:00,392 --> 00:36:03,144 Including drying time, you should have it tomorrow morning. 618 00:36:03,311 --> 00:36:04,354 10:00? 619 00:36:04,479 --> 00:36:05,647 Terrific. 620 00:36:10,485 --> 00:36:11,528 Hello... 621 00:36:11,695 --> 00:36:14,364 I'd like to make an appointment to have my house inspected... 622 00:36:14,447 --> 00:36:17,200 for the installation of a security system. 623 00:36:17,409 --> 00:36:19,244 My assistants will go through each room... 624 00:36:19,411 --> 00:36:20,537 and take down the measurements. 625 00:36:20,620 --> 00:36:23,873 They'll take some snapshots of the views to evaluate the accessibility... 626 00:36:23,999 --> 00:36:25,375 of the windows. 627 00:36:25,500 --> 00:36:27,210 Then I'll give you our estimates... 628 00:36:27,335 --> 00:36:28,753 and go over our various plans... 629 00:36:28,837 --> 00:36:30,505 and see if we can't secure your home for you. 630 00:36:30,538 --> 00:36:31,647 That'll be fine, sir. 631 00:36:31,673 --> 00:36:35,093 We also stock supplemental alarm systems for specific items... 632 00:36:35,260 --> 00:36:36,761 like this painting, for instance... 633 00:36:36,845 --> 00:36:38,888 if it was worth an excessive amount. 634 00:36:39,014 --> 00:36:41,224 Well, I see you're not a connoisseur of art, Mr. Brooks. 635 00:36:41,349 --> 00:36:42,434 Because if you were... 636 00:36:42,517 --> 00:36:46,271 you'd know that that painting is a very valuable piece. 637 00:36:47,355 --> 00:36:48,273 Really? 638 00:36:48,398 --> 00:36:50,608 It is a lost Renoir. 639 00:36:51,359 --> 00:36:53,445 It was found in a villa in France. 640 00:36:53,570 --> 00:36:55,280 It must have been hidden for 40 years. 641 00:36:55,447 --> 00:36:56,823 I just acquired it last month. 642 00:36:56,948 --> 00:36:58,783 Well, then I'd imagine something that rare... 643 00:36:58,908 --> 00:37:00,618 would be worth a considerable amount. 644 00:37:00,744 --> 00:37:02,120 That's why you're here. 645 00:37:02,245 --> 00:37:05,498 I want that picture made theft-proof. 646 00:37:05,582 --> 00:37:06,875 Well, don't worry. 647 00:37:07,042 --> 00:37:10,086 I'm sure we can do something very special for you here. 648 00:37:16,342 --> 00:37:18,178 This is Renoir's long lost... 649 00:37:18,261 --> 00:37:20,096 Young Girl Arranging Earrings. 650 00:37:20,263 --> 00:37:22,599 Hasn't been seen since the start of the Second World War. 651 00:37:22,682 --> 00:37:24,642 It was thought destroyed all these years. 652 00:37:24,809 --> 00:37:26,269 How much is it worth? 653 00:37:26,603 --> 00:37:30,607 I'd estimate between $1 million and $1.5 million. 654 00:37:31,149 --> 00:37:34,110 I'll call my broker in Sweden and have him arrange a buyer. 655 00:37:35,070 --> 00:37:38,907 Murdock should have our reproduction ready in 24 hours. 656 00:37:41,493 --> 00:37:42,952 Hey, hey, hey! 657 00:37:43,578 --> 00:37:44,954 I'll take care of this, all right? 658 00:37:45,121 --> 00:37:47,665 Well, that'll be $5.50, without the tip. 659 00:37:47,791 --> 00:37:49,459 Oh, yeah? Well, here's $7. 660 00:37:49,584 --> 00:37:50,919 Keep the change. 661 00:37:51,086 --> 00:37:52,212 Enjoy. 662 00:37:53,129 --> 00:37:54,464 Enjoy. 663 00:37:57,634 --> 00:37:59,427 So, if you approve, Mr. Smith... 664 00:37:59,552 --> 00:38:01,763 we can have your painting wired and secured today... 665 00:38:01,846 --> 00:38:03,348 and finish the rest of your house tomorrow. 666 00:38:03,431 --> 00:38:05,975 Well, you have a very fine reputation. 667 00:38:06,101 --> 00:38:07,310 So let's do it. 668 00:38:07,435 --> 00:38:09,771 Good, we'll get started immediately. 669 00:38:09,938 --> 00:38:12,857 And to show you our appreciation of your trust in us... 670 00:38:12,941 --> 00:38:14,442 I'd like to take you out to lunch. 671 00:38:14,567 --> 00:38:15,860 Well, that's not at all necessary. 672 00:38:15,985 --> 00:38:18,196 Please, be my guest, you and your friend. 673 00:38:18,321 --> 00:38:19,864 I know a wonderful spot. 674 00:38:20,031 --> 00:38:23,910 Good food, good music, and an endless supply of gorgeous young ladies. 675 00:38:31,835 --> 00:38:33,503 How long will it take your technicians? 676 00:38:33,586 --> 00:38:37,006 Not long. In fact, they should be leaving any minute now. 677 00:41:46,904 --> 00:41:47,947 Hi, guys. 678 00:41:48,072 --> 00:41:48,990 Hi, Face. 679 00:41:49,073 --> 00:41:51,326 Now, I've got a gun pointed right at your belly. 680 00:41:51,409 --> 00:41:53,119 Well, I guess we're covered. 681 00:41:53,244 --> 00:41:54,996 This whole thing was a setup, wasn't it? 682 00:41:55,121 --> 00:41:57,373 The mansion, the painting. Murdock, too. 683 00:41:57,498 --> 00:41:58,666 You're pretty quick. 684 00:41:58,750 --> 00:42:00,626 You watch a lot of game shows, huh? 685 00:42:00,793 --> 00:42:02,587 You know, if I were three feet in front of a bullet... 686 00:42:02,670 --> 00:42:04,922 I don't think I'd be cracking so many jokes. 687 00:42:05,256 --> 00:42:07,467 I knew this plan wouldn't work, Hannibal. 688 00:42:07,759 --> 00:42:08,593 Hannibal? 689 00:42:08,676 --> 00:42:10,511 Yeah. Hannibal Smith. 690 00:42:10,887 --> 00:42:11,971 We're the A-Team. 691 00:42:12,055 --> 00:42:13,222 Maybe you've heard of us? 692 00:42:13,348 --> 00:42:15,016 Yeah, I've heard of you. 693 00:42:16,851 --> 00:42:18,311 How about that, huh? 694 00:42:18,436 --> 00:42:20,396 I captured the A-Team. 695 00:42:21,564 --> 00:42:23,608 Hey, there's a bounty on your heads, isn't there? 696 00:42:23,733 --> 00:42:25,068 Yeah, dead or alive, I think. 697 00:42:25,193 --> 00:42:28,654 Okay, Blair, here's your chance to earn some bonus money. 698 00:42:28,780 --> 00:42:30,782 Now you fill these guys with a couple pounds of lead... 699 00:42:30,948 --> 00:42:32,367 and you turn them over to the Military Police. 700 00:42:32,492 --> 00:42:33,993 Then meet me back at the gallery. 701 00:42:34,160 --> 00:42:35,620 I got a message for Murdock... 702 00:42:35,745 --> 00:42:37,747 and I wanna deliver it to him personally. 703 00:42:37,955 --> 00:42:40,249 Use my car and... 704 00:42:40,416 --> 00:42:42,251 you be sure and make it painful, huh? 705 00:42:42,335 --> 00:42:43,753 My pleasure. 706 00:42:43,836 --> 00:42:45,338 Come with me, Tepper. 707 00:42:46,506 --> 00:42:48,674 Come on, let's move it. Now! 708 00:42:49,467 --> 00:42:51,427 Nice and easy, pretty boy. 709 00:42:54,639 --> 00:42:56,015 Hey, watch it! 710 00:43:01,437 --> 00:43:02,563 Come on. 711 00:43:02,647 --> 00:43:03,815 You were wonderful. 712 00:43:09,445 --> 00:43:11,572 We'd like Mr. Brooks' car. 713 00:43:11,656 --> 00:43:12,782 Well, I don't... 714 00:43:12,949 --> 00:43:14,158 Yeah, now! 715 00:43:14,325 --> 00:43:16,244 Yes, sir! This way, here. 716 00:43:21,707 --> 00:43:24,210 We'll bring it back as soon as we can. 717 00:43:24,293 --> 00:43:25,878 Take your time. 718 00:43:33,302 --> 00:43:35,680 By now, your friends should be just a bad memory. 719 00:43:35,763 --> 00:43:36,722 Now it's your turn. 720 00:43:36,848 --> 00:43:39,684 Not necessarily, my friends have perfected the art of escape. 721 00:43:39,809 --> 00:43:40,977 I wouldn't count on it. 722 00:43:41,144 --> 00:43:44,105 Not unless your friends have perfected coming back from the dead. 723 00:44:22,351 --> 00:44:24,353 Murdock, it's all right. 724 00:44:50,463 --> 00:44:52,465 Look on the bright side, pal. 725 00:44:52,757 --> 00:44:54,634 We didn't dent your Mercedes. 726 00:45:02,050 --> 00:45:03,843 We're glad you guys hung around long enough... 727 00:45:03,868 --> 00:45:05,811 for us to say thank you. - It's a pleasure. 728 00:45:05,937 --> 00:45:08,147 Now all those bad guys are in jail for good. 729 00:45:08,314 --> 00:45:10,399 And all the stolen masterpieces... 730 00:45:10,483 --> 00:45:12,276 have been returned to their rightful owners. 731 00:45:12,443 --> 00:45:15,363 And we're happy to report that we have a refund. Face. 732 00:45:15,488 --> 00:45:16,948 Right, yeah. 733 00:45:17,114 --> 00:45:19,492 Well, let's see, we had lunch at the bistro. 734 00:45:19,575 --> 00:45:22,036 That was, $123... 735 00:45:22,161 --> 00:45:24,914 B.A.'s suit, that's $657... 736 00:45:24,997 --> 00:45:27,875 the rental of the Excalibur, $120 a day for two days... 737 00:45:27,959 --> 00:45:31,629 that's $240 plus gas. 738 00:45:31,754 --> 00:45:35,716 And there's our usual fee, four men for two days and... 739 00:45:35,800 --> 00:45:37,843 Look, you can just read it if you like. 740 00:45:37,969 --> 00:45:39,136 The point is... 741 00:45:39,303 --> 00:45:43,933 the balance from all this comes to $8,000. 742 00:45:44,642 --> 00:45:46,727 Which is still plenty for you to get that Harvard education... 743 00:45:46,894 --> 00:45:48,312 if you ever decide to. 744 00:45:51,357 --> 00:45:54,235 Hey, Murdock, you crazy fool! Don't put that in my van! 745 00:45:54,360 --> 00:45:56,696 But I got to! These are the tools that I need... 746 00:45:56,862 --> 00:45:58,489 to develop my artistic self, man. 747 00:45:58,614 --> 00:45:59,991 You're gonna develop a lump on your head... 748 00:46:00,074 --> 00:46:01,075 if you don't get rid of that junk! 749 00:46:01,242 --> 00:46:03,744 I can't do that. I just can't do it. I can't stand here... 750 00:46:03,911 --> 00:46:07,206 and just watch myself throw away my whole new career. 751 00:46:07,290 --> 00:46:08,499 Well, watch me do it then. 752 00:46:08,582 --> 00:46:09,792 Get out of here. 753 00:46:13,629 --> 00:46:15,256 Don't take it so hard, Murdock. 754 00:46:15,339 --> 00:46:16,757 There'll be other careers. 755 00:46:16,924 --> 00:46:19,427 What makes this such a sad moment for me... 756 00:46:19,552 --> 00:46:20,970 is that the whole time I was locked... 757 00:46:21,095 --> 00:46:24,932 in that dark, dingy, dusty, dank dungeon... 758 00:46:25,099 --> 00:46:27,685 there was only one face that kept popping into my head. 759 00:46:27,768 --> 00:46:29,145 Yeah? Who was that? 760 00:46:29,854 --> 00:46:31,272 B.A. 761 00:46:31,814 --> 00:46:33,482 Now he's turned on me. 762 00:46:33,858 --> 00:46:35,568 Thank you so much. 763 00:46:35,735 --> 00:46:36,944 Good luck. 764 00:46:37,695 --> 00:46:38,904 Good luck. 765 00:46:39,071 --> 00:46:41,198 Okay, guys, let's go. 766 00:46:49,582 --> 00:46:51,167 No, not my lucky brush! 767 00:46:51,292 --> 00:46:53,661 Not my paintbrush! That's my lucky paintbrush! 768 00:46:53,794 --> 00:46:54,962 That's it, Murdock! 769 00:46:55,087 --> 00:46:57,173 I don't wanna hear another word about your painting... 770 00:46:57,381 --> 00:47:00,009 because you can't paint nothing. 771 00:47:02,720 --> 00:47:04,764 "Can't paint nothing." 772 00:47:05,097 --> 00:47:07,058 The man knows where he's going... 773 00:47:07,391 --> 00:47:09,935 but he hasn't checked his flanks.