1 00:00:00,359 --> 00:00:02,653 In 1972, a crack commando unit... 2 00:00:02,736 --> 00:00:04,446 was sent to prison by a military court... 3 00:00:04,530 --> 00:00:06,031 for a crime they didn't commit. 4 00:00:06,115 --> 00:00:07,324 These men promptly escaped... 5 00:00:07,407 --> 00:00:08,951 from a maximum-security stockade... 6 00:00:09,076 --> 00:00:10,702 to the Los Angeles underground. 7 00:00:10,828 --> 00:00:12,371 Today, still wanted by the government... 8 00:00:12,454 --> 00:00:14,331 they survive as soldiers of fortune. 9 00:00:14,456 --> 00:00:16,917 If you have a problem, if no one else can help... 10 00:00:17,000 --> 00:00:18,085 and if you can find them... 11 00:00:18,168 --> 00:00:20,963 maybe you can hire the A-Team. 12 00:01:54,932 --> 00:01:56,725 Hey, there, pretty lady. 13 00:01:57,100 --> 00:02:00,020 We're lookin' for a fella by the name of Murdock. 14 00:02:00,354 --> 00:02:01,772 Are you friends of Murdock? 15 00:02:01,897 --> 00:02:03,023 Friends? 16 00:02:03,190 --> 00:02:06,043 Well, yes, ma'am, we're real good buddies of Mr. Murdock's. 17 00:02:06,068 --> 00:02:08,070 Mr. Murdock's in room 104. 18 00:02:08,153 --> 00:02:10,364 It's down the hall and on your right. 19 00:02:10,572 --> 00:02:11,865 Much obliged. 20 00:02:17,329 --> 00:02:20,207 I guess he don't wanna be disturbed, huh, Royko? 21 00:02:24,920 --> 00:02:26,755 All right, let's go! 22 00:02:27,839 --> 00:02:30,217 Why did you just blow a hole through my door? 23 00:02:30,259 --> 00:02:31,343 Shut the hell up. 24 00:02:31,426 --> 00:02:33,262 I'm gonna tell you this just once, flyboy. 25 00:02:33,387 --> 00:02:35,097 Keep your mouth shut and do what you're told... 26 00:02:35,180 --> 00:02:37,266 or they'll be pickin' you off the walls. Got it? 27 00:02:41,979 --> 00:02:43,730 Everyone hit the floor now! 28 00:02:44,648 --> 00:02:45,899 Come on! 29 00:02:47,025 --> 00:02:48,151 Get! 30 00:02:55,450 --> 00:02:56,410 What happened here? 31 00:02:56,493 --> 00:02:59,121 It was horrible. There was nothing we could do. 32 00:02:59,288 --> 00:03:01,707 It was frightening, really frightening. 33 00:03:01,915 --> 00:03:03,750 I thought we were all gonna be killed. 34 00:03:03,875 --> 00:03:06,586 Oh, well, now, just calm down. Just relax. 35 00:03:06,712 --> 00:03:10,716 Really, you've been very, very good through this. 36 00:03:10,799 --> 00:03:13,552 Yeah, tell me, what exactly have you told the police? 37 00:03:13,635 --> 00:03:15,804 I mean, what did the men look like? 38 00:03:15,971 --> 00:03:18,140 They were just two big guys. 39 00:03:18,473 --> 00:03:20,392 They talked like hillbillies. 40 00:03:21,643 --> 00:03:24,146 I've called the military. They're on their way. 41 00:03:24,229 --> 00:03:26,857 You called the military? 42 00:03:27,566 --> 00:03:30,277 Well, I'm sure the police want to ask you some more questions... 43 00:03:30,360 --> 00:03:33,322 but, really, I must be going. It, uh... 44 00:03:41,705 --> 00:03:42,497 Peck? 45 00:03:42,581 --> 00:03:43,540 Decker. 46 00:03:43,623 --> 00:03:44,875 Peck. 47 00:03:46,460 --> 00:03:47,794 After him. 48 00:04:00,932 --> 00:04:03,685 Peck must still be in here. Let's go. 49 00:04:15,280 --> 00:04:16,406 Thanks. 50 00:04:20,077 --> 00:04:22,996 I'm telling you, Hannibal, they tore the whole floor apart. 51 00:04:23,121 --> 00:04:24,873 Scared everyone on duty half to death. 52 00:04:24,956 --> 00:04:26,958 These guys who took Murdock, man, they got shotguns. 53 00:04:27,042 --> 00:04:29,795 Who knows what they'll do to him? We gotta go after 'em now. 54 00:04:29,920 --> 00:04:32,381 Yeah, but which way? We haven't got a direction. 55 00:04:32,547 --> 00:04:35,300 Yeah, you think this is Decker's way of drawing us out? 56 00:04:35,384 --> 00:04:37,844 Nah. Two hillbillies with shotguns, that's not Decker's style. 57 00:04:37,928 --> 00:04:39,971 What are we gonna do, Hannibal? They might kill him. 58 00:04:40,138 --> 00:04:42,682 If they're gonna kill him, they would have done it at the hospital. 59 00:04:42,766 --> 00:04:44,059 I got a feeling they want him alive. 60 00:04:44,184 --> 00:04:46,645 Yeah, they'll probably try to make contact with us. 61 00:04:46,728 --> 00:04:49,356 Yeah, but the only number that Murdock knows... 62 00:04:49,439 --> 00:04:50,941 is the mobile phone in the van. 63 00:04:51,024 --> 00:04:51,942 Uh-oh, let's go. 64 00:04:52,025 --> 00:04:54,194 Okay, Smith, we got this shot set up. 65 00:04:54,319 --> 00:04:56,238 We're waiting for you. Come on. 66 00:04:56,613 --> 00:04:59,533 Okay, the scene is where you grab the girl and drag her back to the nest... 67 00:04:59,616 --> 00:05:01,326 where the eucalyptus tree is. 68 00:05:01,381 --> 00:05:02,511 - What? - Here. 69 00:05:02,536 --> 00:05:03,720 What are you doing? Where are you going? 70 00:05:03,745 --> 00:05:05,414 I think it'll fit, but the pants leak. 71 00:05:05,580 --> 00:05:08,333 Wait a minute. We gotta set up this shot. You can't go off like this. 72 00:05:08,417 --> 00:05:11,378 Kid, kid, kid, kid. Put him on report... 73 00:05:12,045 --> 00:05:13,171 again. 74 00:05:13,713 --> 00:05:14,548 But... 75 00:05:14,673 --> 00:05:16,425 All I asked you was how much further it is. 76 00:05:16,550 --> 00:05:19,136 You haven't stopped since we left the hospital. 77 00:05:19,261 --> 00:05:20,554 We're goin' out of state, aren't we? 78 00:05:20,679 --> 00:05:21,763 I mean, this is gonna be a long drive. 79 00:05:21,847 --> 00:05:23,849 I hate long drives. I get so nauseated. 80 00:05:23,974 --> 00:05:26,017 Can't we turn on the flow-through ventilation or something? 81 00:05:26,101 --> 00:05:28,019 And look, why don't you watch the speed limit there? 82 00:05:28,353 --> 00:05:29,646 You're not even wearin' your seatbelts! 83 00:05:29,729 --> 00:05:30,856 Why aren't you wearin' your seatbelts? 84 00:05:30,939 --> 00:05:32,149 You better stop, man! 85 00:05:32,190 --> 00:05:35,110 Been goin' on for two hours. What are you, crazy? 86 00:05:35,235 --> 00:05:36,153 Of course I'm crazy. 87 00:05:36,236 --> 00:05:38,738 You got me out of the psychiatric ward of a VA hospital, stupid! 88 00:05:38,822 --> 00:05:41,783 Hey! You know what I do to guys that don't shut up? 89 00:05:41,867 --> 00:05:44,411 I take me some piano wire and sew their lips together. 90 00:05:44,494 --> 00:05:45,287 That would hurt. 91 00:05:45,370 --> 00:05:47,873 Yeah, it don't take but a minute. Think about that. 92 00:06:01,678 --> 00:06:04,222 My jacket didn't have wrinkles in it before I got in that. 93 00:06:04,306 --> 00:06:05,932 Look at my ply shoes. They're all scuffed up. 94 00:06:06,057 --> 00:06:07,267 I know I'm gonna have to get 'em cleaned. 95 00:06:07,392 --> 00:06:09,311 Is there a Laundromat around here? I know I saw a Laundromat. 96 00:06:09,436 --> 00:06:11,771 Another thing, I'm gonna need some change, 'cause I only got a quarter... 97 00:06:11,897 --> 00:06:13,732 and I know it's gonna be at least 35 cents for a fluff-dry. 98 00:06:13,857 --> 00:06:16,234 And I'm hungry. You didn't offer me any burgers or fries. 99 00:06:17,911 --> 00:06:19,196 What are you talkin' about? 100 00:06:19,279 --> 00:06:20,655 He's drivin' me nuts! 101 00:06:20,739 --> 00:06:22,282 Tanen, stop it! 102 00:06:22,365 --> 00:06:23,700 I've never seen anything like this. 103 00:06:23,825 --> 00:06:24,993 That's enough. 104 00:06:26,119 --> 00:06:27,787 You boys settle down. 105 00:06:29,080 --> 00:06:30,790 Them's my two boys. 106 00:06:30,999 --> 00:06:33,460 They get real excitable sometimes. 107 00:06:33,960 --> 00:06:35,670 So you're Murdock, huh? 108 00:06:35,879 --> 00:06:37,297 I sure heard a lot about you. 109 00:06:37,422 --> 00:06:40,091 You heard about me? I don't know about me. What do you know about me? 110 00:06:40,258 --> 00:06:42,928 Well, two tours in Nam... 111 00:06:43,053 --> 00:06:45,597 Silver Star, three Unit Citations... 112 00:06:45,680 --> 00:06:49,601 wounded twice, best damn Huey chopper pilot we had. 113 00:06:50,393 --> 00:06:53,230 I don't mean to be pushy, but what am I doing here? 114 00:06:53,355 --> 00:06:57,317 You see, me and my two boys and the Indian here... 115 00:06:57,442 --> 00:06:58,485 we're bounty hunters. 116 00:06:58,568 --> 00:07:00,570 Yeah, best there is. 117 00:07:00,654 --> 00:07:02,572 And there's three men out there someplace. 118 00:07:02,656 --> 00:07:04,866 They calls theirselves the A-Team. 119 00:07:04,991 --> 00:07:07,661 Now, the army's offerin' up a big reward on 'em. 120 00:07:07,744 --> 00:07:09,120 Dead or alive. 121 00:07:09,287 --> 00:07:10,872 The A-Team? 122 00:07:11,039 --> 00:07:12,707 Yeah. And you're gonna help us catch 'em. 123 00:07:12,874 --> 00:07:13,959 Get him in the house. 124 00:07:14,084 --> 00:07:17,045 Catch what? The A-Team? I don't know what you're talkin' about. 125 00:07:17,212 --> 00:07:18,797 Bounty hunters, A-Team... 126 00:07:18,880 --> 00:07:21,174 bounty hunters, this A-Team. 127 00:07:21,299 --> 00:07:22,551 I don't know what you're talkin' about. 128 00:07:22,676 --> 00:07:24,094 I'm just a guy from a mental ward. 129 00:07:24,219 --> 00:07:25,220 Tie him up. 130 00:07:26,972 --> 00:07:28,557 You know, you look Chippewa. 131 00:07:28,890 --> 00:07:30,016 You Chippewa? 132 00:07:30,141 --> 00:07:32,102 No, you're not Chippewa. You're Chumash, Chumash. 133 00:07:32,227 --> 00:07:34,271 No, with Chumash, they roam California. 134 00:07:34,396 --> 00:07:36,356 No, you ain't Chumash, you're Cheyenne. You Cheyenne? 135 00:07:36,439 --> 00:07:37,899 Does he always just stare like that? 136 00:07:38,024 --> 00:07:40,235 The Indian? Yeah, when he's mad. 137 00:07:41,111 --> 00:07:43,321 Man, we're gonna do it. We're gonna take on the A-Team. 138 00:07:43,405 --> 00:07:45,699 We're gonna do it when I say we're gonna do it. 139 00:07:45,865 --> 00:07:48,743 I been collectin' on bounties for 35 years now... 140 00:07:48,910 --> 00:07:50,453 and I know what I'm doin'. 141 00:07:50,579 --> 00:07:54,165 And this A-Team bounty is the one I've been waitin' for all my life. 142 00:07:54,332 --> 00:07:56,585 And I aim to see that everything goes just right. 143 00:07:56,668 --> 00:07:58,003 We'll get' em, Daddy. Don't you worry. 144 00:07:58,128 --> 00:07:59,629 Well, we'd better get 'em. 145 00:08:03,758 --> 00:08:06,636 And now you're gonna put in a call to your friends... 146 00:08:06,845 --> 00:08:10,682 'cause I expect they're real concerned about you right about now. 147 00:08:16,521 --> 00:08:17,480 Yeah. 148 00:08:17,564 --> 00:08:20,775 Colonel, there's somebody here who wants to talk to you. 149 00:08:22,611 --> 00:08:23,653 Yeah. 150 00:08:24,237 --> 00:08:26,031 We got your man here, Smith. 151 00:08:26,156 --> 00:08:28,366 I hear you and your boys are pretty tough. 152 00:08:28,491 --> 00:08:29,618 Why do you want Murdock? 153 00:08:29,701 --> 00:08:31,703 Well, it ain't Murdock we want. 154 00:08:31,870 --> 00:08:33,788 It's the three of you we're after. 155 00:08:34,122 --> 00:08:36,916 The military's offerin' up a big bounty on you... 156 00:08:37,083 --> 00:08:38,585 and I aim to collect on it. 157 00:08:38,668 --> 00:08:41,046 Now, if you wanna see Murdock again... 158 00:08:41,171 --> 00:08:44,132 you and Peck and Baracus will come to me. 159 00:08:45,050 --> 00:08:47,552 Now, take this down. I'm only gonna say it once. 160 00:08:47,677 --> 00:08:49,804 Go on out of town on Route 9... 161 00:08:49,888 --> 00:08:51,556 up to Bedford Falls. 162 00:08:51,723 --> 00:08:54,643 When you get there, there's a bar called The Hat Rack... 163 00:08:54,768 --> 00:08:57,562 there's a pay phone in the back of that bar. 164 00:08:57,687 --> 00:08:59,648 You go there and wait for my call. 165 00:08:59,773 --> 00:09:03,234 And remember, there'll be somebody watching you every second... 166 00:09:03,360 --> 00:09:05,028 from the minute you get into town. 167 00:09:05,111 --> 00:09:07,489 Now, if you don't answer when I call... 168 00:09:07,781 --> 00:09:11,201 your buddy Murdock here is dead meat. 169 00:09:17,165 --> 00:09:17,999 Yeah. 170 00:09:18,083 --> 00:09:19,959 Well, now. Howdy, partner. 171 00:09:20,085 --> 00:09:21,753 I'm glad you could make it. 172 00:09:22,087 --> 00:09:23,672 I was just about to hang up... 173 00:09:23,755 --> 00:09:27,258 and that'd have made your buddy Murdock here feel right poorly. 174 00:09:27,425 --> 00:09:28,551 Yeah, well... 175 00:09:29,969 --> 00:09:31,096 I'm here. 176 00:09:31,471 --> 00:09:32,389 Now, what do you want? 177 00:09:32,430 --> 00:09:34,683 Now you're gonna take the road out of town, that's what. 178 00:09:34,766 --> 00:09:38,186 You go on along the road until you come to Pinecrest Drive. 179 00:09:38,603 --> 00:09:39,646 You take a right. 180 00:09:39,729 --> 00:09:42,482 You follow that along until you come to the junction. 181 00:09:42,607 --> 00:09:46,486 You take a left fork, then go on till you find an abandoned campsite. 182 00:09:46,695 --> 00:09:48,196 There, you're gonna stop... 183 00:09:48,822 --> 00:09:51,199 and you're all gonna take off your jackets. 184 00:09:51,282 --> 00:09:55,328 And then you're gonna get out of the van with your hands in the air. 185 00:09:55,495 --> 00:09:58,540 Now, if I see any of you guys packin' somethin'... 186 00:09:59,082 --> 00:10:01,334 I'm gonna gut shoot everyone of you. 187 00:10:22,856 --> 00:10:24,274 Hey, they just left. 188 00:10:24,482 --> 00:10:25,984 They're on their way, Pa. 189 00:10:26,067 --> 00:10:28,319 Good. Get back home right away. 190 00:10:28,778 --> 00:10:30,780 - Anything, B.A.? - Yeah. 191 00:10:30,864 --> 00:10:32,991 Some guy used the phone right after you left. 192 00:10:33,116 --> 00:10:36,453 I heard him tell whoever he was talking to that we were on the way. 193 00:10:36,619 --> 00:10:41,040 I got the number. 555-2944. 194 00:10:42,250 --> 00:10:44,544 Got it. We'll swing by and pick you up. 195 00:10:55,722 --> 00:10:57,223 We're working against the clock. 196 00:10:57,348 --> 00:10:58,850 You've got to get me an address off this... 197 00:10:58,933 --> 00:11:01,019 in five minutes. - Five minutes? 198 00:11:01,186 --> 00:11:04,397 Well, now, don't tell me the Faceman is gettin' slow in his old age. 199 00:11:04,481 --> 00:11:05,857 All right, all right, five minutes... 200 00:11:06,024 --> 00:11:08,151 but I'm gonna have to borrow B.A. and his tool box. 201 00:11:08,234 --> 00:11:11,070 Me? Man, I ain't no good at runnin' scams. 202 00:11:11,196 --> 00:11:12,489 Hey, I'm gonna do all the work. 203 00:11:12,655 --> 00:11:15,742 All you do is enter on cue and say what I tell you, all right? 204 00:11:15,909 --> 00:11:17,744 Just like being an actor. 205 00:11:22,874 --> 00:11:24,667 Operator, yes. 206 00:11:25,627 --> 00:11:26,669 Yes. 207 00:11:26,753 --> 00:11:28,755 Stay on the line. I'll connect you to that number. 208 00:11:28,880 --> 00:11:31,174 Can I help you? 209 00:11:31,257 --> 00:11:34,344 Oxlead Construction. Won't be more than 15 minutes. 210 00:11:34,427 --> 00:11:35,720 But... 211 00:11:35,887 --> 00:11:36,971 What's going on here? 212 00:11:37,055 --> 00:11:38,807 Well, the power outage... 213 00:11:38,890 --> 00:11:42,477 We gotta patch into the main cable. 214 00:11:42,602 --> 00:11:45,563 Well, no one told me about any of this. 215 00:11:45,730 --> 00:11:48,942 You mean you didn't get the paperwork they sent over from the main office? 216 00:11:49,067 --> 00:11:51,152 Paperwork? No, no, I didn't get anything. 217 00:11:51,236 --> 00:11:52,278 Uh-huh. 218 00:11:52,403 --> 00:11:55,657 Operator. Yes. Please hold, I'll connect you. 219 00:11:56,199 --> 00:11:58,326 What company did you say you were from? 220 00:11:58,493 --> 00:12:00,745 Oxlead Construction. 221 00:12:01,246 --> 00:12:03,665 Oh, Baracus, you got those drills? 222 00:12:06,543 --> 00:12:07,836 Here we go. 223 00:12:08,002 --> 00:12:08,920 Thank you. 224 00:12:09,045 --> 00:12:11,047 I just gotta drill a couple of holes here. 225 00:12:14,759 --> 00:12:17,053 Hey, man, she ain't got no hat. 226 00:12:17,136 --> 00:12:19,013 - Don't worry about it now. - Nuts. 227 00:12:19,138 --> 00:12:20,181 Oh, boy. 228 00:12:20,265 --> 00:12:22,183 Building Code 114, Section 29: 229 00:12:22,267 --> 00:12:25,562 "Everybody working in the area of a construction has to wear a hard hat." 230 00:12:25,770 --> 00:12:29,274 Well, I'm the only operator on duty. I can't just leave. 231 00:12:29,357 --> 00:12:31,526 Well, Baracus, do you think you could take her out to the truck... 232 00:12:31,609 --> 00:12:32,652 and fit her with a hard hat? 233 00:12:32,777 --> 00:12:34,529 - But I can't leave the board. - Oh, the board. 234 00:12:34,612 --> 00:12:37,073 Don't worry about the board. I'll take care of the board, no problem. 235 00:12:37,198 --> 00:12:38,283 There you go. 236 00:13:01,431 --> 00:13:03,141 Well, now, that looks perfect. 237 00:13:03,224 --> 00:13:04,851 Nice fit, nice color. 238 00:13:04,934 --> 00:13:06,311 Could I see you in the truck? 239 00:13:16,529 --> 00:13:18,907 125 South Mason Road. 240 00:13:18,990 --> 00:13:21,367 Four minutes and 27 seconds. Not bad, huh? 241 00:13:21,451 --> 00:13:23,119 Slowing down in my old age. 242 00:13:23,244 --> 00:13:26,414 Okay, here's a way we can get behind the houses on Mason Road. 243 00:13:26,497 --> 00:13:28,750 Let's go, B.A. We got about 20 minutes. 244 00:13:39,969 --> 00:13:44,223 Wow, I can't wait to feel this baby kick up back against my shoulder. 245 00:13:44,891 --> 00:13:47,518 Hey, Pop, we're gonna blow these guys away, right? 246 00:13:47,602 --> 00:13:48,978 You promised we're gonna blow 'em away. 247 00:13:49,145 --> 00:13:50,939 Remember what I always been telling you: 248 00:13:51,105 --> 00:13:53,566 "Dead or alive" means dead. 249 00:13:53,733 --> 00:13:55,360 All right, let's move out. 250 00:14:36,818 --> 00:14:38,027 Hold it. 251 00:14:43,741 --> 00:14:46,327 Come on, let's get him before he gets too far. 252 00:14:59,382 --> 00:15:00,800 There he is! 253 00:15:19,193 --> 00:15:21,446 Sure looks like Murdock escaped. 254 00:15:21,529 --> 00:15:22,989 We gotta find him, Hannibal. 255 00:15:23,364 --> 00:15:24,574 Colonel. 256 00:15:27,618 --> 00:15:29,746 Yeah, Murdock escaped, all right. 257 00:15:29,912 --> 00:15:31,664 Well, we got company. Decker. 258 00:15:31,748 --> 00:15:33,583 Somebody must have spotted us driving down this road. 259 00:15:33,666 --> 00:15:35,043 Let's get out of here. 260 00:16:09,494 --> 00:16:12,663 Poor old Murdock. Out there all alone. 261 00:16:12,830 --> 00:16:14,749 Being chased by them bounty hunters. 262 00:16:14,957 --> 00:16:16,793 If they do anything to him... 263 00:16:17,043 --> 00:16:20,171 B.A., I've never heard you sound so concerned about Murdock. 264 00:16:20,254 --> 00:16:23,633 I'm not concerned. It's just that the crazy fool can't help himself. 265 00:16:23,716 --> 00:16:26,344 Gee, I think we're seeing a whole other side of Mr. Baracus here. 266 00:16:26,469 --> 00:16:27,637 You ain't seein' nothin'. 267 00:16:27,762 --> 00:16:29,222 Now let's get Murdock. 268 00:16:29,514 --> 00:16:32,266 Hey, he can't call us on this. 269 00:16:32,350 --> 00:16:34,936 One of Decker's rounds must have taken the aerial out. 270 00:16:36,521 --> 00:16:38,815 We'll go to the contingency plan. Face? 271 00:17:08,594 --> 00:17:11,430 Fill her up, Sam. Oh, and don't forget to check the oil. 272 00:17:29,824 --> 00:17:30,825 I'm sorry, sir. 273 00:17:30,908 --> 00:17:33,369 That mobile phone you're trying to reach is out of service. 274 00:17:44,881 --> 00:17:46,424 Here's your change, miss. 275 00:17:47,091 --> 00:17:48,342 Thanks. 276 00:18:26,464 --> 00:18:28,299 Hey, lady, pull over! 277 00:18:29,050 --> 00:18:32,470 Come on, pull the van over, lady. Now! 278 00:18:58,663 --> 00:19:00,373 - Please. Please. - Get out. 279 00:19:01,123 --> 00:19:03,459 I've got some money. It's in my purse. You can have it. 280 00:19:03,584 --> 00:19:05,378 It's not your money we want, little lady. 281 00:19:05,628 --> 00:19:06,921 Check the van. 282 00:19:15,805 --> 00:19:18,391 Tanen, I'm gonna blow that dog over half this county! 283 00:19:18,516 --> 00:19:21,435 No, please! Homer didn't mean to hurt you. He... 284 00:19:21,602 --> 00:19:23,771 You just scared him, that's all. He's only a dog. 285 00:19:23,854 --> 00:19:25,022 Put it down! 286 00:19:28,150 --> 00:19:30,069 I said put it down. 287 00:19:30,861 --> 00:19:33,364 I don't want no more gunshots around here. 288 00:19:33,698 --> 00:19:36,492 We already got half the county police out here now. 289 00:19:36,659 --> 00:19:38,786 Little lady, just consider yourself lucky... 290 00:19:38,911 --> 00:19:40,871 we didn't find what we were lookin' for. 291 00:19:41,038 --> 00:19:44,417 Now, I'd suggest you get back in that van and hightail it out of here. 292 00:19:44,542 --> 00:19:46,961 And just be grateful that you're still breathin'. 293 00:20:50,441 --> 00:20:51,567 Hi. 294 00:20:53,110 --> 00:20:57,490 Hi. I guess you're wonderin' what I'm doin' here in the back of your van and... 295 00:20:58,157 --> 00:21:00,117 It's a nice dog you got there, by the way. 296 00:21:00,201 --> 00:21:02,870 Stay back. Now, I've got a gun on you. 297 00:21:03,037 --> 00:21:04,747 Now, put your hands up. 298 00:21:05,289 --> 00:21:07,625 Please, put your hands up. I don't wanna shoot you. 299 00:21:07,792 --> 00:21:09,919 Yeah, I can see you don't wanna shoot me. 300 00:21:11,629 --> 00:21:12,880 What do you mean by that? 301 00:21:13,005 --> 00:21:15,508 You have a local AM station? 302 00:21:17,051 --> 00:21:19,053 Do you realize what I just said to you? 303 00:21:19,220 --> 00:21:20,513 I've got a gun on you. 304 00:21:20,596 --> 00:21:23,682 No, I don't know who you are, and I don't wanna shoot you... 305 00:21:23,766 --> 00:21:25,142 but I will if I have to. 306 00:21:25,309 --> 00:21:26,519 Is that gun loaded? 307 00:21:26,644 --> 00:21:29,146 You bet. Now, who were those men back there? 308 00:21:30,189 --> 00:21:32,274 They're bounty hunters. You know... 309 00:21:33,442 --> 00:21:36,737 Captain Marvel red caps work best in guns like those. 310 00:21:36,821 --> 00:21:37,863 Of course, in a pinch... 311 00:21:37,947 --> 00:21:39,907 I like to make that neat little sound you make with your mouth... 312 00:21:39,990 --> 00:21:43,035 when you roll your tongue against the roof of your mouth and you go... 313 00:21:50,835 --> 00:21:53,337 It's my nephew's. I found it in the van. 314 00:21:54,505 --> 00:21:55,798 Look, if it's not too much trouble... 315 00:21:55,881 --> 00:21:57,800 do you mind if I ask you who you are... 316 00:21:57,883 --> 00:21:59,844 and what those men are after you for? 317 00:21:59,927 --> 00:22:02,555 No, it's not too much trouble, and it's a fair question. 318 00:22:04,849 --> 00:22:06,559 My name is H.M. Murdock... 319 00:22:06,642 --> 00:22:10,062 and those sleazeballs back there are trying to use me... 320 00:22:10,146 --> 00:22:11,397 to get to some friends of mine. 321 00:22:11,480 --> 00:22:13,065 Now, let me ask you a question. 322 00:22:13,274 --> 00:22:16,986 If you had a feelin' that there was somebody in the back of your van... 323 00:22:17,278 --> 00:22:19,697 why didn't you tell those guys? Why didn't you turn me in? 324 00:22:20,906 --> 00:22:22,241 Homer. 325 00:22:22,950 --> 00:22:24,577 He didn't chew your head off. 326 00:22:25,369 --> 00:22:28,497 And I've always found animals to be a pretty good judge of character. 327 00:22:28,706 --> 00:22:30,875 Yeah. Yeah. 328 00:22:54,607 --> 00:22:57,026 You really serious about this radio stuff? 329 00:22:57,193 --> 00:23:00,070 Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. It worked in Nam. 330 00:23:01,113 --> 00:23:04,742 The colonel was once separated from the unit right outside Da Nang... 331 00:23:04,825 --> 00:23:06,160 on a recon sweep. 332 00:23:06,243 --> 00:23:07,369 All communication was cut off... 333 00:23:07,453 --> 00:23:09,830 so he just headed right for the local radio station... 334 00:23:09,955 --> 00:23:13,959 and we picked up his broadcast right over the Jeep radio. 335 00:23:16,879 --> 00:23:19,465 It's not very good, is it? 336 00:23:19,757 --> 00:23:21,675 I can't believe this music. 337 00:23:21,842 --> 00:23:24,261 I mean, what happened to Van Halen... 338 00:23:24,386 --> 00:23:26,680 Boy George, and Frankie Goes To Hollywood? 339 00:23:27,014 --> 00:23:28,182 Frankie Goes To Hollywood? 340 00:23:28,307 --> 00:23:30,100 You'd love it. It has a great beat to it. 341 00:23:30,893 --> 00:23:32,603 I gotta be honest with you. 342 00:23:33,103 --> 00:23:35,147 I've never really liked that kind of music. 343 00:23:35,272 --> 00:23:36,899 What about the Rolling Stones? 344 00:23:36,982 --> 00:23:39,735 Oh, well, I know them. I... 345 00:23:39,944 --> 00:23:42,905 In fact, there's a song they did I really like, Norwegian Wood. 346 00:23:43,072 --> 00:23:44,240 That was the Beatles. 347 00:23:44,323 --> 00:23:45,491 Well... 348 00:23:45,824 --> 00:23:47,785 I always got 'em mixed up. 349 00:23:47,993 --> 00:23:50,246 What do you guys do for fun around here? 350 00:23:50,329 --> 00:23:52,581 What about your boyfriend? Where does he take you? 351 00:23:52,665 --> 00:23:54,541 Do you have any favorite restaurants, or... 352 00:23:54,625 --> 00:23:56,085 I don't have a boyfriend. 353 00:23:56,168 --> 00:23:58,420 What do you mean, you don't have a boyfriend? You have to have a boyfriend. 354 00:23:58,504 --> 00:24:00,839 What, have you been livin' behind drawn shades and shut doors? 355 00:24:00,923 --> 00:24:02,383 And, I mean, you're... 356 00:24:09,431 --> 00:24:11,600 You have to have a boyfriend. You're a pretty girl. 357 00:24:12,559 --> 00:24:16,647 Well, I have never thought of myself as pretty. 358 00:24:22,569 --> 00:24:23,862 Pretty girl. 359 00:24:28,492 --> 00:24:30,369 You're crazy, you know that? 360 00:24:30,577 --> 00:24:33,122 I know it. How'd you know it? 361 00:24:35,708 --> 00:24:37,793 They're en route. Stand by. 362 00:24:44,800 --> 00:24:47,845 I want this entire sector sealed off. 363 00:24:48,012 --> 00:24:51,598 Set up roadblocks here, here, and here. 364 00:24:51,682 --> 00:24:53,851 I want every road covered. 365 00:24:54,059 --> 00:24:55,144 They will be. 366 00:24:55,269 --> 00:24:56,770 My men'll cover this area here. 367 00:24:56,854 --> 00:24:59,023 I got CHP units comin' in. 368 00:24:59,189 --> 00:25:00,649 They'll blanket the entire area... 369 00:25:00,733 --> 00:25:03,068 of the roads there, north of I-5. 370 00:25:03,319 --> 00:25:04,653 I'm gonna tell you something, Colonel. 371 00:25:04,778 --> 00:25:07,906 Church mouse couldn't get across my back yard without us knowin' about it. 372 00:25:08,032 --> 00:25:10,409 Never underestimate the A-Team. 373 00:25:11,410 --> 00:25:14,496 They've been trapped before and found a way to break out. 374 00:25:25,924 --> 00:25:28,594 What in the hell do you think you're doin'? 375 00:25:28,677 --> 00:25:31,013 I told you to stay loose. They ain't lookin' for us. 376 00:25:31,096 --> 00:25:32,264 They're lookin' for the A-Team. 377 00:25:32,431 --> 00:25:33,849 How do you know they ain't lookin' for us? 378 00:25:33,974 --> 00:25:36,435 How do you know that girl ain't with the sheriff the first chance she got? 379 00:25:36,560 --> 00:25:37,770 Royko's right, Pappy. 380 00:25:37,895 --> 00:25:39,855 Well, we're gonna find out what's goin' on first... 381 00:25:39,938 --> 00:25:41,565 before anyone starts shootin'. 382 00:25:47,905 --> 00:25:49,448 Howdy, officer. 383 00:25:49,573 --> 00:25:51,408 Seems like you got a few cars backed up. 384 00:25:51,492 --> 00:25:52,826 What seems to be the problem? 385 00:25:52,951 --> 00:25:55,329 Well, we're lookin' for some fugitives believed to be in the area. 386 00:25:55,412 --> 00:25:56,789 You got anything to go on? 387 00:25:56,914 --> 00:25:59,208 Nah, the only thing we got so far is some hiker reported... 388 00:25:59,291 --> 00:26:03,003 seein' someone hoppin' into the back of a blue van down Junction 16. 389 00:26:03,128 --> 00:26:04,296 It's about all we got. 390 00:26:04,421 --> 00:26:07,049 We didn't even get a license number or a description of the driver. 391 00:26:07,132 --> 00:26:10,469 Well, I sure wish you a lot of good luck, officer. 392 00:26:14,640 --> 00:26:17,476 That blue van has to be the one we stopped back there. 393 00:26:17,601 --> 00:26:19,311 I remember the writin' on the side. 394 00:26:19,395 --> 00:26:20,979 Some kind of animal clinic, Pa. 395 00:26:21,105 --> 00:26:25,526 Well, looks like we got us an extra lead that the police ain't got. 396 00:26:25,609 --> 00:26:26,777 Let's go. 397 00:26:30,322 --> 00:26:32,825 This here ol' buckin' bronc rider himself... 398 00:26:32,908 --> 00:26:34,785 Cowboy Billie Bob. 399 00:26:35,077 --> 00:26:37,246 Now, we got here a special request, folks... 400 00:26:37,329 --> 00:26:40,582 from a Sweet Suzie to her beau, Jocko. 401 00:26:40,958 --> 00:26:44,461 So I want all you hard-livin', butt-kickin'... 402 00:26:44,628 --> 00:26:47,089 floor-stompin' yahoos out there... 403 00:26:47,214 --> 00:26:48,966 to cuddle up with your little filly... 404 00:26:49,049 --> 00:26:52,553 and hunker down as the Cowboy spins a little gold. 405 00:26:55,806 --> 00:26:57,641 Cowboy Billie Bob. 406 00:26:57,850 --> 00:26:59,560 Yeah. Who wants to know? 407 00:26:59,643 --> 00:27:01,311 Do you think I should ask for an autograph? 408 00:27:01,395 --> 00:27:04,231 Look, you got a complaint, talk to Harry outside. 409 00:27:04,314 --> 00:27:07,109 Yeah, we did. He's entertaining a friend of ours. 410 00:27:07,276 --> 00:27:09,987 Oh, yeah, gee. Well, I can't tell you what this means to me. 411 00:27:10,070 --> 00:27:14,074 I mean, here I am, actually talkin' to the Cowboy himself. 412 00:27:14,158 --> 00:27:16,160 I mean, Billie Bob. Yeah. 413 00:27:16,243 --> 00:27:17,119 Billie Bob. 414 00:27:17,202 --> 00:27:18,662 I can't wait to tell the little old lady... 415 00:27:18,745 --> 00:27:20,664 only I'll bet you she'd never believe me. 416 00:27:21,415 --> 00:27:23,625 - Okay, you saw the Cowboy. - Yeah. 417 00:27:23,709 --> 00:27:26,628 Now why don't you two just make like a gun and shoot on outta here? 418 00:27:26,753 --> 00:27:31,383 Four, three, two, one, zero. 419 00:27:33,844 --> 00:27:36,180 Should sleep like a baby for the rest of the day. 420 00:27:40,434 --> 00:27:42,352 We haven't got much time. 421 00:27:42,769 --> 00:27:45,063 Suppose Decker hears Face's voice. 422 00:27:45,272 --> 00:27:47,649 Come on, B.A. I got a plan for Decker. 423 00:27:47,774 --> 00:27:49,818 Yeah, well, I hope it's a good one. 424 00:27:51,153 --> 00:27:53,489 This is the Faceman, sittin' in for the Cowboy. 425 00:27:53,572 --> 00:27:56,658 Yes, siree, the Facial Phantom of the airwaves. 426 00:27:56,742 --> 00:27:59,745 And I'll be playin' all those tunes you love to hear. 427 00:27:59,828 --> 00:28:02,831 And speakin' of love, I'd love to hear from a very special friend of mine... 428 00:28:02,915 --> 00:28:05,375 one Howlin' Mad little lost sheep. 429 00:28:05,501 --> 00:28:07,211 If you're out there, Howlin' Mad... 430 00:28:07,294 --> 00:28:12,382 give us a call. That number'd be 555-3792. 431 00:28:12,466 --> 00:28:14,259 And in the meantime, all you listeners... 432 00:28:14,301 --> 00:28:18,222 why don't you wrap your ears around these vibrations? 433 00:28:28,482 --> 00:28:31,360 Okay, B.A., take your pick. 434 00:28:31,527 --> 00:28:32,986 Plant the stuff... 435 00:28:33,153 --> 00:28:35,864 give me a call, and I'll pick you up in the van. 436 00:29:22,786 --> 00:29:24,454 Hannibal, all set. 437 00:29:24,538 --> 00:29:25,455 Okay. 438 00:29:26,081 --> 00:29:27,374 Count to 20... 439 00:29:27,499 --> 00:29:29,001 and then hit the button. 440 00:29:54,109 --> 00:29:55,652 It's the A-Team! 441 00:29:59,531 --> 00:30:01,700 Attention, all units, this is Col. Decker. 442 00:30:01,783 --> 00:30:03,535 I'm in pursuit of the A-Team van... 443 00:30:03,619 --> 00:30:05,287 heading east on the old Summit Road. 444 00:30:05,454 --> 00:30:07,873 All units converge on my position. Out. 445 00:30:40,947 --> 00:30:42,157 It's workin', Hannibal. 446 00:30:42,240 --> 00:30:43,617 Like a charm. 447 00:31:21,988 --> 00:31:23,740 How's the little fellow doing, by the way? 448 00:31:24,241 --> 00:31:26,410 He'll be sore for a week or so... 449 00:31:26,618 --> 00:31:28,662 but with any luck, he'll be just fine. 450 00:31:34,668 --> 00:31:36,545 Murdock, your friends are gonna be okay... 451 00:31:36,670 --> 00:31:37,671 and they will find you. 452 00:31:37,796 --> 00:31:39,172 Oh, I know. I know. 453 00:31:39,297 --> 00:31:41,758 I can see the colonel now, formulating a plan. 454 00:31:41,842 --> 00:31:43,427 The Faceman movin' and groovin'... 455 00:31:43,468 --> 00:31:45,637 and B.A. just worried sick about me. 456 00:31:45,846 --> 00:31:49,850 I can see that ugly mud-sucker standin' off in a corner of a room somewhere... 457 00:31:49,933 --> 00:31:54,312 just comatosed with grief, worryin' about my health and welfare benefits. 458 00:31:57,482 --> 00:31:59,109 Hannibal, you almost got us killed back there. 459 00:31:59,192 --> 00:32:00,652 Makin' me jump in my van like that. 460 00:32:00,736 --> 00:32:01,987 Yeah, but we lost Decker, didn't we? 461 00:32:02,154 --> 00:32:04,239 - Any word on Murdock? - No, nothin' yet. 462 00:32:04,364 --> 00:32:06,199 Man, I'm really beginnin' to worry about Murdock. 463 00:32:06,450 --> 00:32:07,826 He'll find us, B.A. 464 00:32:08,141 --> 00:32:10,400 I tell you, if anything happens to that crazy fool... 465 00:32:10,579 --> 00:32:15,292 This is the Faceman comin' to you from KWRE, "Query." 466 00:32:15,375 --> 00:32:17,377 Yes, siree, folks, the Facial Phantom... 467 00:32:17,461 --> 00:32:20,338 waitin' to hear from the Howlin' Mad little old sheep. 468 00:32:20,422 --> 00:32:22,799 If you're out there, Howlin' Mad, give us a call. 469 00:32:22,883 --> 00:32:25,510 Find a dime, take the time, get on the line... 470 00:32:25,594 --> 00:32:30,557 and give us a howl. The number is 555-3792. 471 00:32:30,640 --> 00:32:32,893 555-3792. 472 00:32:32,976 --> 00:32:34,853 555-3792. 473 00:32:34,936 --> 00:32:37,230 I can't find any paper! 555-3792. 474 00:32:37,355 --> 00:32:39,441 555-3792. 475 00:32:39,566 --> 00:32:42,360 555-3792. 476 00:32:42,527 --> 00:32:45,947 555-3792. 477 00:32:46,114 --> 00:32:49,326 555-3792. 478 00:32:53,038 --> 00:32:53,872 Yeah. 479 00:32:53,955 --> 00:32:55,540 Oh, I like that, B.A. 480 00:32:55,749 --> 00:32:57,959 Direct and to the point. "Yeah." 481 00:32:58,084 --> 00:33:00,670 Actually, it's kinda lyrical. You know, there's so much in so little... 482 00:33:00,754 --> 00:33:02,088 but I'm impressed, big guy, I really am. 483 00:33:02,172 --> 00:33:03,799 Shut up, fool! You okay? 484 00:33:03,924 --> 00:33:06,843 A-okay. All my systems are functioning perfectly. 485 00:33:06,927 --> 00:33:08,386 Murdock's fine. 486 00:33:09,888 --> 00:33:12,849 Murdock, you got any idea where the guys are that grabbed you? 487 00:33:12,933 --> 00:33:14,601 No, I lost them a couple of hours ago, Colonel. 488 00:33:14,684 --> 00:33:16,061 I don't think we have to worry about them. 489 00:33:16,144 --> 00:33:19,356 This is the Faceman, spinnin' a few tunes. 490 00:33:19,481 --> 00:33:22,108 And we're so happy we found our little lost sheep... 491 00:33:22,192 --> 00:33:26,209 we're gonna play this very special number. 492 00:33:26,287 --> 00:33:28,215 ♪ And this guy ♪ 493 00:33:28,240 --> 00:33:30,826 ♪ He's a wild one ♪ 494 00:33:30,951 --> 00:33:33,662 All units are converging on the radio station, Colonel. 495 00:33:33,745 --> 00:33:34,830 Good. 496 00:33:35,413 --> 00:33:36,915 Looks like the A-Team is still there. 497 00:33:37,290 --> 00:33:39,709 They pulled this little trick before. 498 00:33:39,918 --> 00:33:42,045 Smith will never leave a friend... 499 00:33:42,587 --> 00:33:44,756 and that'll be his undoing. 500 00:33:44,840 --> 00:33:46,591 If you've gotta go, let me drive you. 501 00:33:46,716 --> 00:33:48,176 I can't. It's too dangerous. 502 00:33:48,343 --> 00:33:49,261 I mean, in a few minutes... 503 00:33:49,344 --> 00:33:51,096 this place is gonna be swarming with military types... 504 00:33:51,263 --> 00:33:53,014 and those bounty hunters are gonna be running around here... 505 00:33:53,098 --> 00:33:54,891 like chickens with their heads cut off. You gotta stay here. 506 00:33:54,975 --> 00:33:57,310 Let me drive you. I know the back roads... 507 00:33:57,394 --> 00:33:58,937 and I know how to avoid the roadblocks. 508 00:33:59,062 --> 00:34:00,939 I really love the way the corner of your eyes... 509 00:34:01,022 --> 00:34:02,899 just scrunches up when you get angry. 510 00:34:04,109 --> 00:34:05,652 Am I ever gonna see you again? 511 00:34:05,777 --> 00:34:07,612 Of course you're gonna see me again. 512 00:34:08,196 --> 00:34:10,657 How could Murdock ever forget... 513 00:34:10,740 --> 00:34:13,577 the mysterious lady in the blue van... 514 00:34:13,702 --> 00:34:17,205 who appeared out of nowhere, just to save him? 515 00:34:22,711 --> 00:34:26,631 Now go before you see me cry. 516 00:34:29,009 --> 00:34:31,136 I'll call you when we're safe. 517 00:34:47,569 --> 00:34:50,405 I'll park your van by the side of the road. 518 00:34:52,949 --> 00:34:54,409 And I like you. 519 00:34:56,036 --> 00:34:58,079 Well, that was three in a row... 520 00:34:58,163 --> 00:35:00,874 from Harland Zobel, Lefty Latham... 521 00:35:00,916 --> 00:35:03,251 and the one and only Billie Jean Jones. 522 00:35:03,335 --> 00:35:05,921 Which has been brought to you by the folks down at Barnes Feed and Grain. 523 00:35:06,004 --> 00:35:07,047 Colonel. 524 00:35:07,130 --> 00:35:08,506 That's right, Barnes Feed and Grain... 525 00:35:08,590 --> 00:35:09,799 It's a tape. 526 00:35:09,883 --> 00:35:11,676 ...has been serving the public since 1948. 527 00:35:11,760 --> 00:35:13,178 They must have known we were comin'. 528 00:35:15,013 --> 00:35:16,556 You really missed me, didn't you, big guy? 529 00:35:16,640 --> 00:35:18,224 Come on, admit it. You missed me. 530 00:35:18,308 --> 00:35:20,352 Miss you? Man, I didn't miss nothin'. 531 00:35:20,477 --> 00:35:22,103 He missed me, didn't he, Colonel? Didn't he? 532 00:35:22,187 --> 00:35:24,856 All I know, we had peace and quiet around here for a while. 533 00:35:25,023 --> 00:35:27,025 Didn't have to listen to your crazy jibber-jabber. 534 00:35:27,609 --> 00:35:29,653 Looks like Decker took the bait. 535 00:35:30,362 --> 00:35:31,988 I hope he enjoys the music. 536 00:35:32,155 --> 00:35:34,074 Colonel, could we stop off at the next phone booth? 537 00:35:34,199 --> 00:35:35,533 I gotta make a telephone call. 538 00:35:36,743 --> 00:35:37,994 Over there, B.A. 539 00:35:38,078 --> 00:35:39,663 Kelly, it's me, H.M. 540 00:35:39,746 --> 00:35:42,040 I just wanted you to know that I made contact with the Colonel... 541 00:35:42,123 --> 00:35:43,458 and we're on our way outta here. 542 00:35:43,792 --> 00:35:45,835 Murdock, I'm all right, but I-- 543 00:35:47,462 --> 00:35:48,588 Listen. 544 00:35:49,381 --> 00:35:50,924 You put Smith on. 545 00:35:51,007 --> 00:35:53,301 If you wanna see this sweet little thing again... 546 00:35:53,385 --> 00:35:55,679 you better hope Smith does what I tell him. 547 00:35:55,804 --> 00:35:59,057 Wait a minute. You listen to me. 548 00:35:59,265 --> 00:36:02,894 You touch one hair on that girl's head... 549 00:36:02,978 --> 00:36:06,189 and I won't sleep, I won't eat, and I will find you. 550 00:36:06,272 --> 00:36:07,232 And when I do... 551 00:36:07,273 --> 00:36:10,068 I will feed your head to flies. 552 00:36:11,945 --> 00:36:12,946 This is Smith. 553 00:36:13,071 --> 00:36:14,739 Yeah, Smith... 554 00:36:14,906 --> 00:36:17,117 I got the girl here that helped your man. 555 00:36:17,283 --> 00:36:19,452 She's a real nice lady... 556 00:36:19,536 --> 00:36:21,621 and she's pretty scared right now. 557 00:36:21,705 --> 00:36:24,207 And, you know, I think that gives me the upper hand. 558 00:36:24,374 --> 00:36:26,376 Ain't it funny how things work out? 559 00:36:26,543 --> 00:36:28,670 I thought I was dealt me a losin' hand... 560 00:36:28,753 --> 00:36:30,588 and I end up holdin' four aces. 561 00:36:30,672 --> 00:36:31,881 Seems like you're lucky. 562 00:36:31,965 --> 00:36:34,342 Yeah. You tell Murdock... 563 00:36:34,467 --> 00:36:36,678 if he wants to see his little lady again... 564 00:36:36,761 --> 00:36:38,847 the four of you will hightail it out here. 565 00:36:38,972 --> 00:36:40,056 Besides... 566 00:36:40,682 --> 00:36:42,475 I'm mighty anxious to meet you. 567 00:36:42,642 --> 00:36:43,935 But if you don't... 568 00:36:44,185 --> 00:36:46,896 I just might turn sweet-cheeks here... 569 00:36:47,063 --> 00:36:48,732 over to my two boys. 570 00:36:50,275 --> 00:36:52,068 They're nice boys. 571 00:36:52,944 --> 00:36:55,530 Sometimes they just don't know how to treat a lady. 572 00:36:55,655 --> 00:36:56,906 Now, wait a minute. 573 00:36:57,532 --> 00:36:59,534 The military has this area covered like a blanket. 574 00:36:59,617 --> 00:37:00,994 We may not be able to get there. 575 00:37:01,161 --> 00:37:03,288 Oh, come on. The A-Team? 576 00:37:04,956 --> 00:37:07,542 You got one hour, Smith. And no tricks. 577 00:37:09,586 --> 00:37:11,713 We gotta be there in an hour. 578 00:37:14,758 --> 00:37:16,885 If anything happens to Kelly, Colonel... 579 00:37:16,968 --> 00:37:18,970 We won't let anything happen to her, Murdock. 580 00:37:19,345 --> 00:37:21,389 Murdock, we're gonna pull this one out. 581 00:37:21,514 --> 00:37:23,016 Yeah, have faith, brother. 582 00:37:23,141 --> 00:37:25,268 All right, Colonel, we're gonna need a diversion. 583 00:37:25,393 --> 00:37:27,979 Yeah, except those guys gonna be expecting us to try something. 584 00:37:28,063 --> 00:37:30,023 Then let's not disappoint 'em. 585 00:37:44,037 --> 00:37:46,164 We gotta do this fast, guys. 586 00:40:10,058 --> 00:40:11,809 I'm tellin' you, they're not gonna show. 587 00:40:12,101 --> 00:40:14,312 They got 10 minutes. They'll be here. 588 00:40:15,855 --> 00:40:17,565 I kinda hope they don't show. 589 00:40:17,649 --> 00:40:20,693 That way me and sweetie-pie here can get better acquainted. 590 00:40:20,818 --> 00:40:24,155 I'm tired of tellin' you about keepin' your mind on your job. 591 00:40:24,280 --> 00:40:25,907 Come on, Pa. We got what we wanted. 592 00:40:25,990 --> 00:40:28,451 The A-Team's on its way. Let me have a little fun. 593 00:40:28,576 --> 00:40:31,829 Pappy's right. Now, don't mess things up. 594 00:40:32,664 --> 00:40:35,208 That bounty's plenty big, even split four ways. 595 00:40:35,333 --> 00:40:37,710 After we're finished, you can buy all the fun you want. 596 00:40:37,835 --> 00:40:39,545 You mind your business, I'll take care of mine. 597 00:40:39,629 --> 00:40:40,713 Listen. 598 00:40:41,547 --> 00:40:43,883 Let's worry about the good times later. 599 00:40:44,092 --> 00:40:46,511 Now, you get out in the yard and keep an eye out. 600 00:40:58,064 --> 00:40:59,524 They're here! 601 00:41:20,003 --> 00:41:22,547 Okay, we're here. Why don't you let the girl go? 602 00:41:22,630 --> 00:41:23,840 Sure. 603 00:41:27,260 --> 00:41:28,636 - You okay? - Yeah. 604 00:41:28,886 --> 00:41:31,014 I've been waitin' a real long time... 605 00:41:31,097 --> 00:41:33,599 to have the A-Team standin' there in front of me. 606 00:41:33,725 --> 00:41:35,310 They don't look too tough to me. 607 00:41:35,435 --> 00:41:37,395 Why don't you tell sap-mouth over there... 608 00:41:37,437 --> 00:41:39,814 that the game isn't over till the last hand is dealt. 609 00:41:39,939 --> 00:41:41,357 Hey, you're right. 610 00:41:41,691 --> 00:41:43,526 Only this time, you lose. 611 00:41:43,609 --> 00:41:45,320 All right, take them out! 612 00:42:56,140 --> 00:42:57,517 They never learn. 613 00:42:58,184 --> 00:43:00,103 "You gotta know when to hold 'em... 614 00:43:00,561 --> 00:43:02,355 and know when to walk away." 615 00:43:03,731 --> 00:43:05,274 Hey, man, Decker! 616 00:43:07,652 --> 00:43:09,112 Give Col. Decker our regards... 617 00:43:09,195 --> 00:43:12,198 and ask him to throw these slimeballs in jail for us, would you? 618 00:43:14,700 --> 00:43:16,202 I gotta go. 619 00:43:38,391 --> 00:43:39,976 Murdock, you have a visitor. 620 00:43:40,268 --> 00:43:41,519 Visitor? 621 00:43:42,854 --> 00:43:44,230 Do me a favor, will you? 622 00:43:44,313 --> 00:43:46,315 Will you go find out if it's a bill collector? 623 00:43:46,440 --> 00:43:47,692 If it is, just tell him... 624 00:43:48,651 --> 00:43:50,695 Just tell him I ran out of stamps a couple of months ago. 625 00:43:50,778 --> 00:43:52,655 He'll understand, he really will. They're very good about it. 626 00:43:52,738 --> 00:43:54,657 It's not a bill collector. It's a lady. 627 00:43:55,449 --> 00:43:57,160 A lady? Where is she? 628 00:43:57,285 --> 00:43:58,703 She's waiting right over here. 629 00:43:59,287 --> 00:44:00,496 Thank you. 630 00:44:00,913 --> 00:44:02,248 Thank you. 631 00:44:07,587 --> 00:44:09,589 Well, you said I could come visit you. 632 00:44:12,175 --> 00:44:14,093 What? What's the matter? 633 00:44:14,177 --> 00:44:16,512 Nothin'. Nothin'. 634 00:44:18,222 --> 00:44:20,016 I'm just comparing you to a mental image... 635 00:44:20,183 --> 00:44:21,309 I was carryin' around in my head... 636 00:44:21,475 --> 00:44:22,602 sort of like a... 637 00:44:23,144 --> 00:44:24,520 A mind projection. 638 00:44:24,854 --> 00:44:26,522 - And guess what. - What? 639 00:44:26,689 --> 00:44:28,733 It doesn't compare to the real thing. 640 00:44:29,567 --> 00:44:30,943 I've missed you. 641 00:44:31,819 --> 00:44:33,446 I missed you, too. 642 00:44:34,947 --> 00:44:36,782 Well, you never called. 643 00:44:36,991 --> 00:44:40,828 Well, you know, they don't give you any dimes in this place. 644 00:44:40,912 --> 00:44:43,497 I think they're afraid you're gonna choke on 'em. Know what I mean? 645 00:44:44,498 --> 00:44:46,584 Murdock, what are you doing here? 646 00:44:46,834 --> 00:44:48,336 That's a long story. 647 00:44:48,711 --> 00:44:50,546 Well, you wanna tell me over a pizza? 648 00:44:50,755 --> 00:44:53,174 Pizza? Has it got pepperoni and mushroom on it? 649 00:44:53,299 --> 00:44:56,219 Well, it's got pepperoni, but we'll have to do without the mushrooms. 650 00:45:01,182 --> 00:45:02,850 You already took a bite.