1 00:00:00,359 --> 00:00:02,861 In 1972, a crack commando unit... 2 00:00:02,945 --> 00:00:04,655 was sent to prison by a military court... 3 00:00:04,738 --> 00:00:06,156 for a crime they didn't commit. 4 00:00:06,240 --> 00:00:07,449 These men promptly escaped... 5 00:00:07,533 --> 00:00:09,118 from a maximum-security stockade... 6 00:00:09,201 --> 00:00:10,744 to the Los Angeles underground. 7 00:00:10,828 --> 00:00:12,454 Today, still wanted by the government... 8 00:00:12,538 --> 00:00:14,456 they survive as soldiers of fortune. 9 00:00:14,540 --> 00:00:17,000 If you have a problem, if no one else can help... 10 00:00:17,084 --> 00:00:18,252 and if you can find them... 11 00:00:18,335 --> 00:00:20,838 maybe you can hire the A-Team. 12 00:01:43,921 --> 00:01:47,549 Jackie, you gotta know when to and when not to. 13 00:01:48,133 --> 00:01:50,427 If you hit him too hard, you cause permanent damage. 14 00:01:50,510 --> 00:01:53,430 You hit him too soft, nobody pays any attention. 15 00:01:53,889 --> 00:01:55,515 It's knowing the difference... 16 00:01:55,599 --> 00:01:57,267 that's what makes a man successful. 17 00:01:57,392 --> 00:01:59,228 Mr. Vincent, I've been doing real good out there... 18 00:01:59,311 --> 00:02:00,187 with your money. 19 00:02:00,312 --> 00:02:03,482 In a loan shark operation, Jackie, that's no good. 20 00:02:03,565 --> 00:02:05,651 You gotta have just the right touch. 21 00:02:06,109 --> 00:02:07,694 Sure you scare them... 22 00:02:07,903 --> 00:02:10,113 but you gotta keep them breathing. 23 00:02:10,405 --> 00:02:13,033 You squeeze but you don't strangle. 24 00:02:13,408 --> 00:02:14,701 Jackie... 25 00:02:14,952 --> 00:02:18,205 a dead horse, it can't run. 26 00:02:18,372 --> 00:02:20,666 Mr. Vincent, did somebody call you? 27 00:02:20,749 --> 00:02:22,334 Did one of my accounts come to you? 28 00:02:22,459 --> 00:02:23,794 Because I got a right to know. 29 00:02:23,877 --> 00:02:25,462 If a guy comes to me and borrows money... 30 00:02:25,587 --> 00:02:28,006 then goes over my head to you, it makes me look weak. 31 00:02:28,131 --> 00:02:30,217 I got a right to be protected. 32 00:02:31,718 --> 00:02:32,803 All right, Jackie. 33 00:02:32,886 --> 00:02:34,638 It's the little guy with the Italian restaurant... 34 00:02:34,763 --> 00:02:36,390 Gino Gianni. 35 00:02:36,640 --> 00:02:37,683 Gino. 36 00:02:37,975 --> 00:02:39,726 But you be careful. 37 00:02:40,018 --> 00:02:42,771 You know, most guys push when they should lay back. 38 00:02:42,896 --> 00:02:45,357 They talk when they should listen. 39 00:02:45,482 --> 00:02:49,528 You gotta know when to and when not to. 40 00:02:50,654 --> 00:02:52,489 You be a good boy. 41 00:03:12,884 --> 00:03:16,346 Theresa, many reservations for tonight. 42 00:03:19,308 --> 00:03:20,475 Papa. 43 00:03:22,519 --> 00:03:25,230 You been flapping your gums to the wrong guy, Gino. 44 00:03:25,772 --> 00:03:28,650 I don't understand what you say to me, Mr. Lane. 45 00:03:28,734 --> 00:03:30,319 You went to Mr. Vincent, didn't you? 46 00:03:30,360 --> 00:03:31,445 Now you make it look like... 47 00:03:31,570 --> 00:03:33,447 I lost control of my business. That's what you did, Gino. 48 00:03:33,572 --> 00:03:36,199 No. Vincent, he come here. He ask me. 49 00:03:36,325 --> 00:03:38,952 He say, "How you doing, Gino? How is the business?" 50 00:03:39,036 --> 00:03:41,997 So I tell him you make me pay too much money. 51 00:03:42,080 --> 00:03:44,207 I borrow $10,000. 52 00:03:44,291 --> 00:03:47,461 I already, in 10 months, I pay you back $20,000. 53 00:03:47,586 --> 00:03:50,505 I still owe you $15,000. He ask me. So I tell him. 54 00:03:51,423 --> 00:03:53,175 - Stop it! - Don't move. 55 00:03:56,303 --> 00:03:58,930 From now on, I'm accelerating your payments. 56 00:04:01,141 --> 00:04:04,019 Excuse me. Gino, I'm little early. 57 00:04:04,102 --> 00:04:05,020 Who are you? 58 00:04:05,103 --> 00:04:07,314 I am Claude. I'm the violinist. 59 00:04:07,481 --> 00:04:08,857 Violinist. 60 00:04:11,234 --> 00:04:13,445 - Looks very nice. - Thank you. 61 00:04:16,323 --> 00:04:18,241 You were the violinist. Get out of here. 62 00:04:18,266 --> 00:04:18,969 Gino! 63 00:04:18,994 --> 00:04:21,918 No. Get out of here before I break you into two. 64 00:04:23,246 --> 00:04:24,289 Now... 65 00:04:24,706 --> 00:04:26,458 from now on the American Jukebox company... 66 00:04:26,541 --> 00:04:28,210 is gonna be supplying the music in this dump. 67 00:04:28,293 --> 00:04:30,796 And did I tell you, Gino, they're on their way over here right now? 68 00:04:30,921 --> 00:04:33,507 The box is only gonna cost you an extra $1,000 a month. 69 00:04:33,632 --> 00:04:35,217 No! We don't want a jukebox. 70 00:04:35,342 --> 00:04:36,885 It's not that kind of restaurant. 71 00:04:36,968 --> 00:04:39,471 I'm also putting in the Nicholas Linen Company. 72 00:04:39,596 --> 00:04:43,266 They're gonna supply the tablecloths, the linen, the napkins, the cutlery etc. 73 00:04:43,350 --> 00:04:46,228 Two weeks, Gino. Two weeks. 74 00:04:46,395 --> 00:04:48,397 I can't come up with the money. 75 00:04:48,480 --> 00:04:52,609 Travis, you wanna mark Mr. Gianni's calendar... 76 00:04:52,692 --> 00:04:54,778 make sure he don't forget. 77 00:04:56,113 --> 00:04:57,239 Sure. 78 00:05:01,993 --> 00:05:04,538 One, two... 79 00:05:05,664 --> 00:05:07,082 No! 80 00:05:07,791 --> 00:05:09,042 You cause me no more trouble. 81 00:05:09,126 --> 00:05:11,503 If you do, I start raining all over your family. 82 00:05:11,878 --> 00:05:12,921 Do you understand? 83 00:05:13,046 --> 00:05:15,674 I'll take your pretty little daughter's face and rearrange it. 84 00:05:15,799 --> 00:05:17,175 And the fat broad, your sister... 85 00:05:17,300 --> 00:05:19,678 the one who works on Van Nuys Boulevard in the bakery shop... 86 00:05:19,761 --> 00:05:23,223 she gets a special delivery that goes tic, tic, tic, boom. 87 00:05:23,306 --> 00:05:26,184 No, please, not my family. 88 00:05:26,268 --> 00:05:28,061 You know what my philosophy is, Gino? 89 00:05:28,145 --> 00:05:30,647 What goes around, comes around. 90 00:05:31,940 --> 00:05:33,275 Let's go. 91 00:05:36,361 --> 00:05:37,571 Papa. 92 00:05:39,656 --> 00:05:42,993 Okay, look out. Bus Murdock is back in town. 93 00:05:43,118 --> 00:05:44,244 Okay, let's go. 94 00:05:44,369 --> 00:05:46,610 Gino said this suckfish turns up today about 12:30... 95 00:05:46,635 --> 00:05:47,581 to make his collections. 96 00:05:47,622 --> 00:05:49,082 Face, you gotta be ready to insult him. 97 00:05:49,166 --> 00:05:50,208 We gotta be ready to roll. 98 00:05:50,292 --> 00:05:51,960 Oh, yeah, I can hardly wait. 99 00:05:52,043 --> 00:05:54,713 What fun it will be looking down the barrel of a sawed-off shotgun... 100 00:05:54,754 --> 00:05:56,631 while he takes me away in the trunk of his car. 101 00:05:56,715 --> 00:05:58,633 Face, somebody's gotta be kidnapped. 102 00:05:58,758 --> 00:06:00,594 Otherwise, how can we be sure... 103 00:06:00,719 --> 00:06:02,053 we can tail him all the way home? 104 00:06:02,179 --> 00:06:03,221 You got your little transmitter? 105 00:06:03,305 --> 00:06:04,890 Yeah, it's in my wallet here. 106 00:06:05,348 --> 00:06:07,934 Don't put it in your wallet, man. You'll crush it. 107 00:06:08,018 --> 00:06:09,394 That's supposed to be in your pocket. 108 00:06:09,519 --> 00:06:12,063 Took me all night to build it. I had to use tweezers. 109 00:06:12,147 --> 00:06:13,956 Come on, we better check with the receiver. 110 00:06:14,691 --> 00:06:16,635 Speaking of tweezers... 111 00:06:17,360 --> 00:06:19,488 they will not be used to clear tables... 112 00:06:19,571 --> 00:06:21,615 and they will not be used to scrape dishes. 113 00:06:21,698 --> 00:06:22,324 Huh? 114 00:06:22,449 --> 00:06:25,452 As shop steward for B.B.D.W.O.G.H... 115 00:06:25,535 --> 00:06:27,454 which is the mightiest little culinary union in America... 116 00:06:27,537 --> 00:06:30,207 I insist that busboys bus tables... 117 00:06:30,332 --> 00:06:31,791 that dishwashers wash dishes... 118 00:06:31,875 --> 00:06:35,921 and all the general help do only general type helpful things. 119 00:06:36,004 --> 00:06:40,800 That means the tweezers, emery boards and nail files are strictly prohibited. 120 00:06:40,884 --> 00:06:42,093 Of course, I will remain behind... 121 00:06:42,177 --> 00:06:44,304 to make sure that all union rules are observed... 122 00:06:44,387 --> 00:06:46,014 etcetera and so forth, etcetera, etcetera. 123 00:06:46,139 --> 00:06:47,599 And I will handle any general grievances. 124 00:06:47,766 --> 00:06:48,808 I got a grievance. 125 00:06:48,934 --> 00:06:50,894 That's why I'm here, big guy. What is it, tell me? 126 00:06:50,977 --> 00:06:52,979 My grievance is I don't like you. 127 00:06:53,104 --> 00:06:54,523 And I don't wanna listen to you. 128 00:06:54,648 --> 00:06:56,650 And I'm getting ready to knock you through a wall. 129 00:06:56,775 --> 00:06:58,235 Can I get back to you on that grievance? 130 00:06:58,443 --> 00:07:00,278 This team isn't working. Let's go. 131 00:07:00,362 --> 00:07:02,364 I'll get back to you on that, all right? 132 00:07:03,532 --> 00:07:05,575 - Are you okay, Papa? - I'm all right. 133 00:07:05,659 --> 00:07:07,410 Yes, Theresa, I'm all right. 134 00:07:07,994 --> 00:07:09,829 Get your fingers in there. 135 00:07:11,289 --> 00:07:13,708 Hannibal, they broke Papa's fingers. 136 00:07:14,125 --> 00:07:15,710 Sorry, Gino. 137 00:07:16,378 --> 00:07:20,131 I must ask you to leave. I make big mistake. 138 00:07:20,507 --> 00:07:23,510 I never should've asked you for your help. 139 00:07:23,635 --> 00:07:26,346 Mr. Gianni, isn't it a little late to change your mind? 140 00:07:26,471 --> 00:07:28,139 They said they'd hurt our family. 141 00:07:28,431 --> 00:07:30,892 They're making us take their jukeboxes and use their linen... 142 00:07:30,976 --> 00:07:32,978 and now they're accelerating the payments. 143 00:07:33,103 --> 00:07:34,688 I didn't figure he'd get here early. 144 00:07:34,771 --> 00:07:36,856 From now on, one of us will be here all the time. 145 00:07:36,940 --> 00:07:39,025 You can't run from this man. He's bad. 146 00:07:39,109 --> 00:07:41,486 If you run, he'll only squeeze tighter. 147 00:07:41,611 --> 00:07:43,905 I no want your help no more. 148 00:07:44,656 --> 00:07:47,333 I make mistake. You go, please. You go away. 149 00:07:48,451 --> 00:07:50,620 I solve problem myself. 150 00:07:50,912 --> 00:07:54,332 Gino, you put everything you have into this restaurant. 151 00:07:55,125 --> 00:07:57,877 Now, you're not gonna let this loan shark... 152 00:07:58,003 --> 00:07:59,671 just take it away from you, are you? 153 00:08:02,007 --> 00:08:03,300 Daddy? 154 00:08:04,509 --> 00:08:08,013 I will not risk my family for my restaurant. 155 00:08:08,722 --> 00:08:11,141 You go. I no longer want your help. 156 00:08:13,059 --> 00:08:14,728 You feel that way, we'll go. 157 00:08:18,732 --> 00:08:21,943 I thought America was answer to my dream. 158 00:08:22,027 --> 00:08:25,071 My dreams become a nightmare. 159 00:08:25,155 --> 00:08:27,073 It isn't America, Gino. 160 00:08:27,616 --> 00:08:29,576 We're talking about tyrants. 161 00:08:30,035 --> 00:08:32,871 Tyranny is a state of mind. It's not a nationality. 162 00:08:32,996 --> 00:08:37,125 And if you don't stand up against tyranny, it will beat you every time. 163 00:08:48,553 --> 00:08:49,846 I tell you, Hannibal... 164 00:08:49,929 --> 00:08:51,765 it doesn't sound right to this busboy. 165 00:08:52,140 --> 00:08:54,059 Don't sound right to this one, either. 166 00:08:54,225 --> 00:08:55,977 All right. Count me in. 167 00:08:56,061 --> 00:08:58,355 But how're we gonna help him if he won't take our help? 168 00:08:59,397 --> 00:09:02,692 I did notice a big warehouse for rent down the street. 169 00:09:03,526 --> 00:09:06,154 We could open our own restaurant... 170 00:09:06,279 --> 00:09:08,281 borrow the money from Jack the Ripper... 171 00:09:08,365 --> 00:09:11,034 and then throw him a party. 172 00:09:12,243 --> 00:09:15,538 I've always wanted my own Irish pub... 173 00:09:15,622 --> 00:09:17,540 ever since I was a wee one. 174 00:09:17,666 --> 00:09:19,959 I'll call her "The Naked Lady"... 175 00:09:20,251 --> 00:09:22,754 and the bar will have a brass rail, sir. 176 00:09:22,962 --> 00:09:26,591 And we will have Irish stew, sir. 177 00:09:26,675 --> 00:09:29,177 Excuse me, sir, if you're planning to open up a restaurant... 178 00:09:29,260 --> 00:09:31,179 let me to introduce myself. 179 00:09:31,346 --> 00:09:36,434 My name is H.M. Murdock, and I belong to the B.B.D.W.G.O.H. 180 00:09:36,601 --> 00:09:40,021 Failure to hire our personnel will lead to picketing... 181 00:09:40,146 --> 00:09:42,691 bad press and no cookies before bed. 182 00:09:42,816 --> 00:09:45,652 If you are a union representative, sir... 183 00:09:45,735 --> 00:09:47,570 let me tell you that in my establishment... 184 00:09:47,612 --> 00:09:49,239 there will be no lollygagging. 185 00:09:49,364 --> 00:09:51,908 And your workers will work, sir... 186 00:09:52,117 --> 00:09:53,618 or they will be sacked, sir. 187 00:09:55,078 --> 00:09:56,413 Excuse me, fellows. 188 00:09:57,622 --> 00:09:59,124 May I interrupt this farce, please? 189 00:09:59,207 --> 00:10:00,125 Sure, Face. 190 00:10:00,291 --> 00:10:03,086 Okay. We don't know anything about running a restaurant. 191 00:10:03,211 --> 00:10:06,631 It won't be a restaurant. But it will be a place... 192 00:10:06,798 --> 00:10:09,759 where Jackie Lane can get his pants pressed. 193 00:10:11,094 --> 00:10:14,139 Let's go. I can hardly wait. 194 00:10:23,773 --> 00:10:25,358 What do you think? 195 00:10:25,692 --> 00:10:27,902 Well, it's clever decor. 196 00:10:28,778 --> 00:10:31,030 Unpainted walls, exposed lighting. 197 00:10:31,072 --> 00:10:33,491 Yeah, it's a sort of industrial chic. 198 00:10:33,616 --> 00:10:35,493 You've got to visualize it, Face. 199 00:10:35,785 --> 00:10:38,663 Mirrors, framed in oak, all around the room. 200 00:10:38,747 --> 00:10:41,040 A great bar along this wall. 201 00:10:41,124 --> 00:10:43,918 A huge painting of a naked lady. 202 00:10:44,043 --> 00:10:45,879 And at nights, a pool table... 203 00:10:46,004 --> 00:10:48,298 green felt, green carpet... 204 00:10:48,548 --> 00:10:51,551 and a superb upright piano by the door. 205 00:10:52,093 --> 00:10:55,305 Hannibal, do we have to call it "The Naked Lady"? 206 00:10:55,430 --> 00:10:58,057 - Absolutely. - May I ask why? 207 00:10:58,224 --> 00:11:00,643 Last month, I was working on this picture called... 208 00:11:00,727 --> 00:11:02,645 Snake From the Center of the Earth. 209 00:11:02,771 --> 00:11:04,981 - I don't like snakes, man. - You would have loved this one. 210 00:11:05,064 --> 00:11:05,982 I played the snake... 211 00:11:06,149 --> 00:11:09,903 and I played it with a kind of a charming, rakish lust. 212 00:11:10,528 --> 00:11:13,364 I devoured the leading lady's poodle in the last reel. 213 00:11:13,573 --> 00:11:17,285 Hannibal, does this have anything to do with opening a restaurant? 214 00:11:18,161 --> 00:11:19,829 The best set in the movie... 215 00:11:19,913 --> 00:11:22,290 was an Irish pub called "The Naked Lady." 216 00:11:22,415 --> 00:11:25,710 Now that particular set was folded and stacked in a scene dock... 217 00:11:25,794 --> 00:11:27,545 at Allied Pictures in the Valley. 218 00:11:27,629 --> 00:11:29,380 The art director is a friend of mine. 219 00:11:29,506 --> 00:11:30,840 Now with any luck... 220 00:11:30,965 --> 00:11:33,760 I can get him to set it up here for a modest fee. 221 00:11:33,843 --> 00:11:35,428 Does it by any chance have a kitchen? 222 00:11:35,553 --> 00:11:38,723 Complete in every detail but nothing works. 223 00:11:38,848 --> 00:11:40,350 We'll have to get the food at Gino's... 224 00:11:40,475 --> 00:11:41,518 and zip it down the alley. 225 00:11:41,601 --> 00:11:44,479 If nothing works, then you ought to fit right in, Murdock. 226 00:11:45,855 --> 00:11:48,566 As my dear departed father once said... 227 00:11:48,775 --> 00:11:52,028 "Laugh only after your sting has been inserted." 228 00:11:52,153 --> 00:11:53,863 Is this what we're gonna have to put up with... 229 00:11:53,947 --> 00:11:57,617 listening to you rattle these silly Irish proverbs? 230 00:11:57,784 --> 00:11:59,619 You astonish me, Face. 231 00:11:59,911 --> 00:12:02,247 Why should I have to remind you... 232 00:12:02,372 --> 00:12:06,626 that musical is the mouth that won't be closed. 233 00:12:06,709 --> 00:12:08,253 Yeah? How about this one? 234 00:12:08,336 --> 00:12:10,547 A closed mouth makes no enemies. 235 00:12:10,672 --> 00:12:11,631 But it catches no flies. 236 00:12:11,756 --> 00:12:12,924 That's right. 237 00:12:13,132 --> 00:12:15,635 The Irish are a witless breed, don't you think, B.A.? 238 00:12:15,718 --> 00:12:17,554 Hey, Hannibal, what do you want me to do, man? 239 00:12:17,679 --> 00:12:19,848 I want you to hang outside Jack Lane's office. 240 00:12:19,973 --> 00:12:21,516 Find out who his collector is. 241 00:12:21,599 --> 00:12:24,978 Follow him. See who's on his account sheet. 242 00:12:26,563 --> 00:12:28,940 I'll call the art director and make arrangements to pick up the set. 243 00:12:29,065 --> 00:12:30,567 You guys get a truck and do it. 244 00:12:30,859 --> 00:12:32,026 All right. 245 00:12:32,735 --> 00:12:34,779 Hannibal, what're you gonna do? 246 00:12:34,988 --> 00:12:36,656 I think it's about time... 247 00:12:37,156 --> 00:12:40,410 for Sean O'Shay III to borrow some money... 248 00:12:40,493 --> 00:12:42,537 from Mr. Jack-The-Ripper Lane. 249 00:12:42,829 --> 00:12:44,497 They say that he has lunch... 250 00:12:44,598 --> 00:12:46,419 at the Fairview every afternoon. 251 00:12:46,708 --> 00:12:48,001 Excuse me, Mr. Lane. 252 00:12:48,084 --> 00:12:49,586 There is a gentleman here to see you. 253 00:12:49,669 --> 00:12:51,087 Ramon, I'm right in the middle of lunch. 254 00:12:51,170 --> 00:12:52,297 Yes, sir. 255 00:12:53,882 --> 00:12:56,509 No, wait a second. Give him three minutes. 256 00:12:56,634 --> 00:12:58,511 When the entree comes, he goes. 257 00:12:59,804 --> 00:13:02,098 Mr. Lane says you have all but three minutes. 258 00:13:02,181 --> 00:13:03,725 Thank you, sir. 259 00:13:03,892 --> 00:13:06,853 Time is a fine storyteller... 260 00:13:07,061 --> 00:13:10,064 and history, a fond student. What? 261 00:13:12,025 --> 00:13:13,353 What do you want? 262 00:13:13,860 --> 00:13:15,862 Allow me to introduce myself. 263 00:13:15,904 --> 00:13:19,616 I am Sean O'Shay of the Dublin O'Shays... 264 00:13:19,699 --> 00:13:22,702 and I've been led to believe that you're a man... 265 00:13:22,785 --> 00:13:25,330 who'd invest in a business that might need money. 266 00:13:25,413 --> 00:13:27,665 No, I don't invest in spit. 267 00:13:27,916 --> 00:13:29,918 Every now and then, I loan some guy some money. 268 00:13:30,001 --> 00:13:31,961 I'm opening a new pub. 269 00:13:32,045 --> 00:13:35,924 It's one where you can drink ale and sing songs... 270 00:13:36,007 --> 00:13:37,717 and dine on Irish stories. 271 00:13:37,800 --> 00:13:40,261 I haven't touched the Blarney Stone. 272 00:13:40,386 --> 00:13:42,931 But she'll be a beautiful restaurant. 273 00:13:43,014 --> 00:13:45,850 I'm gonna call her "The Naked Lady." 274 00:13:45,934 --> 00:13:48,227 She's on Beaker Street, I've rented a building. 275 00:13:48,311 --> 00:13:49,854 Look, if you wanna borrow some money... 276 00:13:49,938 --> 00:13:50,855 why don't you just spit it out? 277 00:13:50,897 --> 00:13:52,315 I don't have a lot of time here, you understand? 278 00:13:52,398 --> 00:13:55,193 I can understand your irritability, sir. 279 00:13:55,318 --> 00:13:58,738 As my dear, departed father once said... 280 00:13:58,821 --> 00:14:01,783 "There is no welcome for one who borrows." 281 00:14:01,824 --> 00:14:03,743 You came here to borrow money from me, is that right? 282 00:14:03,868 --> 00:14:04,744 Here's the deal. 283 00:14:04,827 --> 00:14:07,455 I loan up to $10,000, I don't ask for collateral. 284 00:14:07,622 --> 00:14:11,209 If you don't pay me back, I break your head in two. 285 00:14:11,292 --> 00:14:12,377 Oh. 286 00:14:12,627 --> 00:14:15,880 That is indeed a stiff penalty. 287 00:14:16,005 --> 00:14:18,299 I get high interest, on $10,000... 288 00:14:18,424 --> 00:14:20,843 I collect $1,000 a week. 289 00:14:20,969 --> 00:14:24,055 That is very high interest. 290 00:14:24,180 --> 00:14:26,224 Like my dear father used to say... 291 00:14:26,349 --> 00:14:27,392 "if you got the gelt... 292 00:14:27,517 --> 00:14:28,685 "you don't give it away cheap... 293 00:14:28,768 --> 00:14:30,478 "or else everybody thinks you're a dummy." 294 00:14:31,187 --> 00:14:33,106 Your father was a wise man. 295 00:14:33,189 --> 00:14:35,483 No, my father was a bum, you understand? 296 00:14:35,525 --> 00:14:37,318 He worked all of his life in a gas station. 297 00:14:37,402 --> 00:14:38,695 I'm the one who takes care of him... 298 00:14:38,778 --> 00:14:40,154 and pays for an old folks' home. 299 00:14:40,238 --> 00:14:42,073 The man moans and groans, moans and groans. 300 00:14:42,156 --> 00:14:45,368 Yes, well, let me tell you about the kind of place-- 301 00:14:45,451 --> 00:14:46,703 Wait, wait a second. 302 00:14:46,911 --> 00:14:48,830 I never said you could sit down, did I? 303 00:14:49,122 --> 00:14:50,248 No. 304 00:14:50,748 --> 00:14:53,918 If you wanna borrow my money, right? Those are the terms. 305 00:14:54,002 --> 00:14:55,378 If you don't, hit the road. 306 00:14:55,461 --> 00:14:56,838 There are no papers to sign? 307 00:14:56,963 --> 00:14:57,922 Are you kidding? 308 00:14:58,006 --> 00:14:59,841 I'm not even gonna shake your hand. 309 00:14:59,924 --> 00:15:02,342 Look, once a week, myself or Travis will-- 310 00:15:03,344 --> 00:15:04,887 Mr. Travis, and how are you, sir? 311 00:15:04,971 --> 00:15:08,474 Myself or Travis will come around to collect the money. 312 00:15:08,558 --> 00:15:10,351 If you don't have the vigorish... 313 00:15:10,560 --> 00:15:15,064 then I'm gonna personally sign my name on your forehead with my fist. 314 00:15:16,441 --> 00:15:19,485 There is no need to make threats, sir. 315 00:15:19,610 --> 00:15:20,862 I'm a cook. 316 00:15:22,155 --> 00:15:26,534 All of my family are cooks. I mean we are restaurant people. 317 00:15:27,201 --> 00:15:28,619 You were just leaving? 318 00:15:28,745 --> 00:15:31,414 Yes, but do I get the money? 319 00:15:31,539 --> 00:15:33,916 Travis will bring it by. 320 00:15:35,460 --> 00:15:38,588 No. You were leaving. Now! 321 00:15:38,671 --> 00:15:40,965 Yeah. Allow me to help you, sir. 322 00:15:42,592 --> 00:15:44,802 Right in the center of his lap and it's boiling hot! 323 00:15:44,886 --> 00:15:47,722 - Get him out of here. Get out of my sight! - I'm sorry, sir. 324 00:17:38,291 --> 00:17:40,877 In the words of my dear, departed father... 325 00:17:41,127 --> 00:17:43,212 "Bring on the suckers." 326 00:17:50,970 --> 00:17:52,597 Good evening. 327 00:17:53,764 --> 00:17:56,475 I believe I have your reservation here. 328 00:17:56,601 --> 00:17:58,835 Gianni. Yes. 329 00:17:59,020 --> 00:18:00,354 For two. 330 00:18:01,480 --> 00:18:02,899 - May I? - Thank you. 331 00:18:02,982 --> 00:18:04,233 Go right on ahead. 332 00:18:05,860 --> 00:18:09,197 Welcome to The Naked Lady, my friends. 333 00:18:09,322 --> 00:18:11,449 Hannibal, you be careful. 334 00:18:11,532 --> 00:18:15,244 Gino, I'm always careful. Come, sit down. 335 00:18:15,328 --> 00:18:16,412 Monsieur Murdock... 336 00:18:16,495 --> 00:18:18,956 a bottle of our finest Mont Crochet on the house... 337 00:18:19,040 --> 00:18:20,683 for our guests here. - Thank you. 338 00:18:20,708 --> 00:18:22,710 Madam, would you care to sit here? 339 00:18:30,301 --> 00:18:32,053 It's very good. 340 00:18:49,237 --> 00:18:50,655 Lane, party for two. 341 00:18:50,780 --> 00:18:51,864 Lane. 342 00:18:52,657 --> 00:18:57,286 Yes, Lane. I'm sorry, sir, I just don't have you down. 343 00:18:57,370 --> 00:19:00,248 You don't understand. I don't need reservations. 344 00:19:00,331 --> 00:19:01,749 Just find a seat. 345 00:19:01,874 --> 00:19:03,125 Well, I'd like to, sir... 346 00:19:03,209 --> 00:19:05,753 but as you see, I just don't have any tables. 347 00:19:06,462 --> 00:19:07,755 Come here. 348 00:19:08,547 --> 00:19:10,216 Sure. Excuse me. 349 00:19:10,341 --> 00:19:12,176 What about the booth in the back? 350 00:19:12,510 --> 00:19:16,097 Reservations for four. Alas, you, sir, just a party of two. 351 00:19:16,764 --> 00:19:19,433 Unreserve it right now. Now. 352 00:19:19,475 --> 00:19:21,394 Perhaps there's a problem. 353 00:19:21,477 --> 00:19:25,147 Sean O'Shay might be of some small assistance. 354 00:19:26,357 --> 00:19:28,025 Just wait by here. 355 00:19:30,736 --> 00:19:32,154 Sweet guy. 356 00:19:32,697 --> 00:19:34,490 What are you trying to pull, Irish? 357 00:19:35,825 --> 00:19:38,619 As my dear, departed father used to say... 358 00:19:38,995 --> 00:19:42,498 "A cow dung is widened when trodden upon." 359 00:19:42,665 --> 00:19:44,458 You trying to make some kind of joke here? 360 00:19:44,583 --> 00:19:46,961 No. You see, you are a brute... 361 00:19:47,044 --> 00:19:50,339 and a bit of a bully and I have nay reservations. 362 00:19:50,423 --> 00:19:55,094 Now, the combination of deficiencies adds up to the old "Goodbye." 363 00:19:55,219 --> 00:19:56,304 Let me get this straight. 364 00:19:56,387 --> 00:19:58,264 You think you're gonna try and throw me out of here? 365 00:19:58,347 --> 00:20:01,392 It is far more a certainty than a thought, sir. 366 00:20:01,475 --> 00:20:05,062 You see, I've invited all the people... 367 00:20:05,187 --> 00:20:06,522 that you've been terrorizing... 368 00:20:06,605 --> 00:20:08,316 and as my father used to say... 369 00:20:08,441 --> 00:20:11,277 "Always listen to the flow of the river... 370 00:20:11,402 --> 00:20:12,903 "and you'll always catch a trout." 371 00:20:13,029 --> 00:20:14,530 What the hell is that supposed to mean? 372 00:20:14,655 --> 00:20:16,032 I don't know. I never figured it out... 373 00:20:16,115 --> 00:20:17,742 but I've always liked it. 374 00:20:18,075 --> 00:20:23,247 I say, if we stand up to this man, we can do anything. 375 00:20:23,873 --> 00:20:27,209 We are the many, he is the one... 376 00:20:27,335 --> 00:20:30,212 and the law is on our side. 377 00:20:31,505 --> 00:20:35,468 And I say I will not pay... 378 00:20:35,760 --> 00:20:40,222 10% interest per week to you... 379 00:20:40,306 --> 00:20:44,352 and I say that there is nothing you can do about it. 380 00:20:44,435 --> 00:20:46,020 Bravo! 381 00:20:46,270 --> 00:20:47,480 Stop! 382 00:20:47,897 --> 00:20:49,148 Sit down! 383 00:20:49,357 --> 00:20:51,650 And now, since you have no reservations... 384 00:20:51,776 --> 00:20:54,111 perhaps I could ask you to leave. 385 00:20:57,865 --> 00:20:59,909 You just made a fatal mistake. 386 00:21:02,745 --> 00:21:05,581 As my dear departed father used to say... 387 00:21:05,706 --> 00:21:09,543 "The doorstep of a great house is often slippery." 388 00:21:11,545 --> 00:21:13,172 Oh, the devils need it. 389 00:21:13,381 --> 00:21:14,965 Nice, B.A. 390 00:21:16,008 --> 00:21:17,093 He's dead. 391 00:21:17,176 --> 00:21:18,677 Look, Mr. Lane, let's not move... 392 00:21:18,761 --> 00:21:19,887 without thinking it out. 393 00:21:19,970 --> 00:21:21,389 I mean it. He is dead. 394 00:21:22,264 --> 00:21:23,933 All I'm saying, sir, is-- 395 00:21:24,016 --> 00:21:26,477 Travis, he spit in my face, don't you understand... 396 00:21:26,560 --> 00:21:29,105 in a room full of people who we gotta keep scared. 397 00:21:29,188 --> 00:21:30,356 If we don't, we lose everything. 398 00:21:30,439 --> 00:21:33,442 I'm just saying I think we should take a few days to set it up right. 399 00:21:33,526 --> 00:21:36,362 Maybe he's got a couple of hours but the man is dead. 400 00:21:51,168 --> 00:21:52,294 Well... 401 00:21:52,753 --> 00:21:54,505 here goes nothing. 402 00:22:25,703 --> 00:22:27,163 Goodbye, Irish. 403 00:22:27,371 --> 00:22:30,666 Say hello to your dear departed father from Jack Lane. 404 00:22:43,762 --> 00:22:46,056 Are you friends of the bride or the groom? 405 00:22:46,140 --> 00:22:48,225 Murdock, this is a funeral, not a wedding. 406 00:22:48,350 --> 00:22:49,643 Friends of the groom. 407 00:22:49,727 --> 00:22:50,895 Go to the front then. 408 00:22:50,978 --> 00:22:52,104 Fool. 409 00:22:52,354 --> 00:22:54,773 Thank you all for coming here today. 410 00:22:54,857 --> 00:22:58,819 You'll find information on the deceased in your hymnal pamphlet. 411 00:23:00,237 --> 00:23:01,906 Hannibal wanted you to have this. 412 00:23:02,114 --> 00:23:03,741 I just feel like if I hadn't come to him... 413 00:23:03,866 --> 00:23:04,992 none of this would have happened. 414 00:23:05,117 --> 00:23:07,453 He died trying to help us. 415 00:23:07,870 --> 00:23:09,496 He died trying to help all of us. 416 00:23:09,580 --> 00:23:11,373 Follow me, down this way. 417 00:23:23,677 --> 00:23:25,679 Hannibal never looked so good. 418 00:23:45,115 --> 00:23:47,409 Dearly beloved, I do believe that... 419 00:23:47,534 --> 00:23:51,747 the deceased would appreciate the swift commencement of this brief ceremony... 420 00:23:51,872 --> 00:23:54,667 that marks his final day... 421 00:23:54,750 --> 00:23:55,960 among those of us... 422 00:23:56,001 --> 00:23:58,462 who appeared to be at least cognizant of life. 423 00:23:58,587 --> 00:24:02,549 He came to us like a shamrock on a sunny day. 424 00:24:02,633 --> 00:24:05,261 He graced our lives like a... 425 00:24:06,929 --> 00:24:08,514 like an avocado salad. 426 00:24:08,597 --> 00:24:11,809 He was a man given to feeding people. 427 00:24:11,892 --> 00:24:16,146 He saw empty stomachs everywhere he went. 428 00:24:16,438 --> 00:24:18,274 Let's give a hand for the deceased-- 429 00:24:18,732 --> 00:24:20,776 Or a moment of silent prayer. 430 00:24:20,859 --> 00:24:22,152 It'll be better, a silent prayer. 431 00:24:22,194 --> 00:24:25,030 Graced our lives like an avocado salad? 432 00:24:25,114 --> 00:24:29,076 Yeah. Sort of lacks the right degree of sentiment, doesn't it? 433 00:24:29,576 --> 00:24:31,578 Just a babbling fool. 434 00:24:43,299 --> 00:24:45,050 You sure you wanna do this, Jack? 435 00:24:45,092 --> 00:24:46,593 We need an alibi, Travis. 436 00:24:46,719 --> 00:24:48,762 Cops will never pin the lrishman on me. 437 00:24:48,971 --> 00:24:51,015 Besides, I want these storeowners to know... 438 00:24:51,098 --> 00:24:53,809 that I'm the one who sent the meatball over. 439 00:24:54,518 --> 00:24:56,603 You wait here. I gotta do this alone. 440 00:25:10,868 --> 00:25:13,912 "My dear, departed father once told me... 441 00:25:14,121 --> 00:25:17,291 "Two people who never believe the reports of your death... 442 00:25:17,499 --> 00:25:21,545 "are the one who loves you and the one who hates you." 443 00:25:32,389 --> 00:25:33,766 And now... 444 00:25:33,974 --> 00:25:36,935 if there be any man here who wishes to speak... 445 00:25:37,061 --> 00:25:38,687 let him speak... 446 00:25:38,896 --> 00:25:40,189 or... 447 00:25:41,648 --> 00:25:44,109 or forever hold his peace. 448 00:25:44,193 --> 00:25:47,029 On behalf of the American Jukebox Company... 449 00:25:47,446 --> 00:25:51,784 I'd like to say, I spit in this man's face. 450 00:25:54,912 --> 00:25:57,623 Hi, there. I'm back. 451 00:26:07,549 --> 00:26:09,093 Mr. Lane! 452 00:26:18,727 --> 00:26:20,687 Why are you people smiling? 453 00:26:24,066 --> 00:26:25,567 You guys see Mr. Lane? 454 00:26:27,027 --> 00:26:28,612 Follow that hearse. 455 00:26:44,795 --> 00:26:46,547 Stand on it, B.A. 456 00:27:15,742 --> 00:27:18,954 Don't you think this guy in the caddy is getting a little tiresome? 457 00:27:19,037 --> 00:27:22,458 Honking, honking, honking. It's giving me a headache. 458 00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:24,376 Okay. 459 00:27:41,268 --> 00:27:43,312 - Is that better? - Yeah. 460 00:27:53,113 --> 00:27:54,490 Mr. Lane, sir... 461 00:27:54,573 --> 00:27:57,576 we can't find anybody to read the last rites. 462 00:27:57,784 --> 00:28:01,455 So we're gonna leave that part of your burial ceremony out. 463 00:28:01,705 --> 00:28:05,834 However, we will sing you a merry tune or hum one. 464 00:28:07,419 --> 00:28:10,130 Now, before we throw you in the water here... 465 00:28:10,214 --> 00:28:12,883 suffice it to say that you'll be missed... 466 00:28:13,008 --> 00:28:15,886 and that all over town there will be wild celebrations... 467 00:28:15,969 --> 00:28:17,429 in your honor. 468 00:28:18,555 --> 00:28:20,891 It's kinda incoherent. 469 00:28:20,974 --> 00:28:24,436 If you can tell us who runs your action... 470 00:28:24,561 --> 00:28:26,939 we might delay the burial. 471 00:28:27,022 --> 00:28:28,982 But I'd have to have a name right away. 472 00:28:29,149 --> 00:28:30,609 I can't make this out. 473 00:28:30,692 --> 00:28:32,319 This is hysterical. It's hysterical. 474 00:28:33,278 --> 00:28:36,823 Mr. Ripper, sir, now we know you run the action... 475 00:28:36,949 --> 00:28:38,867 for some bigshot loan shark. 476 00:28:38,951 --> 00:28:42,120 And if we're gonna close this down, we gotta take off the man at the top. 477 00:28:42,204 --> 00:28:43,580 Now you tell us who he is... 478 00:28:43,705 --> 00:28:46,124 me and my friends would take it... 479 00:28:46,208 --> 00:28:48,710 as a great piece of cooperation... 480 00:28:48,835 --> 00:28:53,048 and we might not drop you in the deep water here. 481 00:28:56,218 --> 00:28:57,678 Nathan Vincent. 482 00:28:57,803 --> 00:28:59,012 He says it's Nathan Vincent. 483 00:28:59,096 --> 00:29:00,138 Nathan Vincent. 484 00:29:00,889 --> 00:29:03,350 I love it when a corpse comes apart. 485 00:29:36,258 --> 00:29:38,510 "Dear Nathan, I just ratted you out. 486 00:29:38,552 --> 00:29:41,305 "Please bury me. Jack." 487 00:29:42,598 --> 00:29:44,099 Open this up. 488 00:29:54,651 --> 00:29:56,862 He's dead. That man is dead. 489 00:29:56,987 --> 00:29:59,573 It bothers me, Jackie, that he knew to bring you here. 490 00:29:59,755 --> 00:30:02,182 Don't worry about it. That Irish man is dead. 491 00:30:02,207 --> 00:30:04,167 I'm gonna bring his head to you in a box. 492 00:30:08,874 --> 00:30:10,584 It's just our way of telling... 493 00:30:10,667 --> 00:30:12,628 the wonderful men at the police department... 494 00:30:12,711 --> 00:30:14,254 how much we really appreciate them. 495 00:30:14,379 --> 00:30:17,257 So you'll post that then on the bulletin board? 496 00:30:17,799 --> 00:30:21,345 - Thank you. - One other thing, brother. 497 00:30:21,928 --> 00:30:23,889 If any of this film equipment... 498 00:30:23,930 --> 00:30:26,016 should be taken in or out of the kitchen... 499 00:30:26,099 --> 00:30:27,517 or if it should be set up... 500 00:30:27,643 --> 00:30:29,311 in the vicinity of the kitchen... 501 00:30:29,394 --> 00:30:32,189 it will then be deemed to be kitchen equipment... 502 00:30:32,272 --> 00:30:36,735 and it can only be handled by authorized members of the B.B.D.W.O.G.H. 503 00:30:36,818 --> 00:30:39,446 if any fool starts making jibber-jabber... 504 00:30:39,488 --> 00:30:44,576 in the vicinity of the general headquarters of the A.O.A.M.S... 505 00:30:44,826 --> 00:30:47,329 which happens to be wherever I'm standing... 506 00:30:47,579 --> 00:30:49,581 then we're gonna take immediate action... 507 00:30:49,665 --> 00:30:51,416 and you ain't gonna like it, Murdock. 508 00:30:51,541 --> 00:30:54,294 A.O.A.M.S. I never heard of it. 509 00:30:55,504 --> 00:30:59,049 We are not amused, frightened or upset. 510 00:30:59,549 --> 00:31:03,845 Stands for Association of Angry Mud Suckers... 511 00:31:04,096 --> 00:31:05,806 and we ain't a very funny union. 512 00:31:06,139 --> 00:31:08,225 As a matter of fact, we don't file grievances... 513 00:31:08,308 --> 00:31:09,726 we file death reports. 514 00:31:09,768 --> 00:31:13,146 Hey, guys, can we get the cameras set up, huh? 515 00:31:13,897 --> 00:31:16,024 Listen to me, I want everybody, you understand? 516 00:31:16,108 --> 00:31:18,694 I want the lrishman, his pretty-boy maitre d'... 517 00:31:18,777 --> 00:31:21,738 the guy behind the bar, and I want the black man. I really want him. 518 00:31:21,822 --> 00:31:23,198 But I want everybody. 519 00:31:23,281 --> 00:31:24,783 This isn't smart, Jackie. 520 00:31:24,866 --> 00:31:28,078 Travis, I had it with you. 521 00:31:28,286 --> 00:31:30,789 This isn't some kind of a glee club, you understand? 522 00:31:30,872 --> 00:31:32,874 If you don't like it, you can get gut shot right here. 523 00:31:32,958 --> 00:31:34,584 Are you gonna blow in there in broad daylight... 524 00:31:34,626 --> 00:31:35,711 and kidnap four people? 525 00:31:35,794 --> 00:31:37,921 Yeah. And guess what, Travis... 526 00:31:38,088 --> 00:31:39,715 you're coming, you understand? 527 00:31:41,174 --> 00:31:44,803 Or else you get you card punched right here. 528 00:31:48,807 --> 00:31:50,058 All right. 529 00:32:02,362 --> 00:32:04,114 What the hell is this? 530 00:32:06,408 --> 00:32:08,368 Come on, let's go. 531 00:32:10,078 --> 00:32:11,747 No! Don't go! 532 00:32:11,830 --> 00:32:14,875 You haven't tasted our fine Irish coffee and our fine Irish layer cake. 533 00:32:14,958 --> 00:32:16,334 No. No. 534 00:32:32,559 --> 00:32:33,977 Forget it. They're gone. 535 00:32:34,102 --> 00:32:37,731 Why don't we pull out one of those good old-fashioned labor songs... 536 00:32:37,856 --> 00:32:39,357 while we cleaning the tables. 537 00:32:39,483 --> 00:32:43,320 How about a round of "I've been working on the dish line"? 538 00:32:43,403 --> 00:32:46,072 Oh, Mr. Murdock, can we sing that song? 539 00:32:46,156 --> 00:32:47,199 Can we, really? 540 00:32:47,282 --> 00:32:48,492 It's such a great song. 541 00:32:48,617 --> 00:32:50,118 Of course. 542 00:32:53,747 --> 00:32:56,583 ♪ I've been working on the dish line ♪ 543 00:32:56,666 --> 00:32:59,294 ♪ All the live long day ♪ 544 00:32:59,419 --> 00:33:01,797 ♪ I've been working on the dish line ♪ 545 00:33:01,880 --> 00:33:05,175 ♪ Just to scrape the scraps away ♪ 546 00:33:05,258 --> 00:33:08,261 ♪ Can't you hear the washer running ♪ 547 00:33:08,345 --> 00:33:11,264 ♪ Cleaning the plates happily ♪ 548 00:33:11,348 --> 00:33:14,935 ♪ Can't you hear the bus boy singing ♪ 549 00:33:15,227 --> 00:33:17,938 ♪ Take those scraps ♪ 550 00:33:18,230 --> 00:33:21,691 ♪ from me ♪ 551 00:33:23,193 --> 00:33:25,111 All right, Jack, what do we do now? 552 00:33:25,737 --> 00:33:29,533 Where is he, huh? Where is the Irish puke? 553 00:33:29,950 --> 00:33:31,743 I will stand up to him, no matter-- 554 00:33:31,827 --> 00:33:33,495 No, Gino, you leave that up to us. 555 00:33:33,620 --> 00:33:35,580 We are in the standup business. 556 00:33:35,664 --> 00:33:38,542 All you have to do is be sure that when he gets over here... 557 00:33:38,625 --> 00:33:40,877 he's not late getting to The Naked Lady. 558 00:33:41,127 --> 00:33:42,420 I will do that. 559 00:33:42,671 --> 00:33:44,798 I really appreciate all you've done for us. 560 00:33:44,923 --> 00:33:47,926 I'd love to stick around and help you peel an onion or two. 561 00:33:48,051 --> 00:33:52,722 But unfortunately we have 10 more jukeboxes to pick up this afternoon. 562 00:33:52,889 --> 00:33:55,517 Since you came, my father is a changed man. 563 00:33:55,684 --> 00:33:57,644 He feels like a man again. 564 00:33:57,727 --> 00:34:00,772 He says in America there are true heroes. 565 00:34:01,439 --> 00:34:06,695 And he's talking about Hannibal, B.A., Murdock and you. 566 00:34:07,487 --> 00:34:10,365 All I can do, Theresa, is... 567 00:34:11,241 --> 00:34:14,578 tell you to hold that thought until I get off work. 568 00:34:16,288 --> 00:34:17,581 Come along, Lieutenant. 569 00:34:17,747 --> 00:34:20,417 I've got something heavy for you to pick up in the alley. 570 00:34:20,500 --> 00:34:21,459 Yeah. 571 00:34:21,710 --> 00:34:23,003 Bye. 572 00:34:24,004 --> 00:34:26,548 It bothers me. I think Jackie's coming unraveled. 573 00:34:26,631 --> 00:34:28,633 He hasn't got a grip on things no more. 574 00:34:29,050 --> 00:34:30,385 I talked to his man, Travis. 575 00:34:30,427 --> 00:34:31,928 I think maybe Travis should be moved up... 576 00:34:32,012 --> 00:34:34,472 to take over some of Jackie's operations. 577 00:34:35,473 --> 00:34:37,434 - Mr. Vincent? - What do you want? 578 00:34:37,475 --> 00:34:39,269 Where would you like your jukeboxes? 579 00:34:39,311 --> 00:34:41,313 What're you talking about? I didn't order no jukebox. 580 00:34:41,396 --> 00:34:43,857 These machines belong to your company... 581 00:34:43,940 --> 00:34:45,400 American Jukebox. 582 00:34:45,525 --> 00:34:48,153 And we're not delivering, we're returning. 583 00:34:48,236 --> 00:34:51,531 How about right here? 584 00:34:55,535 --> 00:34:58,455 We come from The Naked Lady restaurant. 585 00:34:59,623 --> 00:35:03,585 From now on, Mr. Jack Lane's debts are cancelled. 586 00:35:05,545 --> 00:35:07,964 If you send any of your boys on that route... 587 00:35:08,048 --> 00:35:10,759 we'll pull the plug on and drop them in the water... 588 00:35:11,927 --> 00:35:14,596 right on top of these machines and that's a promise... 589 00:35:14,721 --> 00:35:16,514 or my name isn't Sean O'Shay. 590 00:35:16,598 --> 00:35:20,143 You can't come down here and dump my equipment in the water! 591 00:35:20,226 --> 00:35:22,395 What are you guys, crazy? 592 00:35:23,688 --> 00:35:24,898 If you're that upset... 593 00:35:24,981 --> 00:35:27,817 you probably don't want even to hear about your Nicholas Linen truck. 594 00:35:27,859 --> 00:35:29,945 Mr. Vincent, this is Nicholas Linen Company on the phone. 595 00:35:30,028 --> 00:35:31,988 Somebody just blew up one of their trucks. 596 00:35:33,740 --> 00:35:35,450 What is this? War, huh? 597 00:35:35,533 --> 00:35:37,452 What are you, making war on me? 598 00:35:37,535 --> 00:35:40,246 No, I'm closing you down, Mr. Vincent. 599 00:35:40,330 --> 00:35:43,458 Of course, I could be persuaded to let you run for your life. 600 00:35:43,500 --> 00:35:46,544 You could untie The Pride of Guacamora there... 601 00:35:46,628 --> 00:35:48,129 and let it drift out to sea... 602 00:35:48,171 --> 00:35:51,257 because as my dear, departed father used to say... 603 00:35:51,341 --> 00:35:54,636 "Far better a hasty retreat than a bad stand." 604 00:35:54,761 --> 00:35:56,429 Think it over, sir. 605 00:35:59,099 --> 00:36:00,433 Let's go, guys. 606 00:36:12,654 --> 00:36:15,365 You listen to me. This guy came down here... 607 00:36:15,490 --> 00:36:19,244 and dump $100,000 worth of my jukeboxes into the water. 608 00:36:19,327 --> 00:36:21,287 Then he blows up one of my linen trucks. 609 00:36:21,413 --> 00:36:23,665 I found out that lrishman used to work over at Gino's. 610 00:36:23,790 --> 00:36:25,834 Gino was the one who came to you about Jack. 611 00:36:25,959 --> 00:36:27,293 I think he's behind the whole thing. 612 00:36:27,377 --> 00:36:30,296 You're a good soldier, Travis. You give me things I can use. 613 00:36:30,380 --> 00:36:33,133 Thank you, sir. Give me a day, I'll set something up. 614 00:36:33,258 --> 00:36:35,051 No. I don't wait. 615 00:36:35,260 --> 00:36:36,678 This man spit in my face. 616 00:36:36,761 --> 00:36:38,972 What does he think, I'm some kinda fish seller? 617 00:36:39,514 --> 00:36:42,517 I don't make mistakes, Travis, not like your boss. 618 00:36:43,309 --> 00:36:47,230 I don't go after the lrishman. I go after his friends. 619 00:36:48,064 --> 00:36:49,274 We do it now. 620 00:36:49,357 --> 00:36:50,483 Yes, sir. 621 00:36:58,366 --> 00:37:00,285 You and the pretty girl are coming with us. 622 00:37:00,326 --> 00:37:02,412 No, please, that's my daughter! 623 00:37:03,788 --> 00:37:05,540 Come on, move it. 624 00:37:06,708 --> 00:37:08,334 Let's go. Come! 625 00:37:09,669 --> 00:37:11,880 Get in there, come on. Move it. 626 00:37:12,964 --> 00:37:15,300 Get in here. Come on, move! 627 00:37:21,181 --> 00:37:22,891 What are you doing? I do nothing. 628 00:37:22,974 --> 00:37:24,642 I pay you what you want. 629 00:37:24,726 --> 00:37:26,227 You hired four men. 630 00:37:26,311 --> 00:37:27,312 They come in here... 631 00:37:27,395 --> 00:37:29,355 they act like they're invincible. Who are they? 632 00:37:29,939 --> 00:37:31,524 Who are they, old man? 633 00:37:31,983 --> 00:37:35,278 Who are they, or I'm gonna mess up this pretty girl's face. 634 00:37:35,361 --> 00:37:39,783 No. Please. They're called the A-Team. 635 00:37:40,200 --> 00:37:41,493 The A-Team? 636 00:37:43,828 --> 00:37:45,330 I'll be damned. 637 00:37:57,258 --> 00:38:00,804 B.A., be sure you hold a good view of these front tables... 638 00:38:01,137 --> 00:38:03,723 especially this one. - Ready for the mirror. 639 00:38:20,198 --> 00:38:22,283 Gino, you made a big mistake. 640 00:38:22,408 --> 00:38:23,660 Now you're gonna pay for it. 641 00:38:23,743 --> 00:38:25,453 Leave him alone. Mr. Vincent... 642 00:38:25,537 --> 00:38:26,913 - Shut up, I wanna talk to you. - No, you don't-- 643 00:38:26,996 --> 00:38:27,831 Shut up! 644 00:38:27,914 --> 00:38:30,333 Shut up? This is the guy who called the A-Team, Mr. Vincent. 645 00:38:30,416 --> 00:38:32,418 That's right. Do you know why he did it? 646 00:38:32,502 --> 00:38:35,130 Because you squeezed too hard. Shut up. 647 00:38:35,213 --> 00:38:39,425 How many times have I tried to tell you, you gotta know when to and when not to. 648 00:38:39,467 --> 00:38:40,844 But you, you don't listen. 649 00:38:40,885 --> 00:38:42,554 - No, I listen. - That's good. 650 00:38:42,846 --> 00:38:46,015 Because from now on, Travis is taking over your action. 651 00:38:46,057 --> 00:38:47,559 Mr. Vincent, that's... 652 00:38:48,685 --> 00:38:50,562 And if you make any trouble this time... 653 00:38:50,603 --> 00:38:53,273 your body decorates the bottom of a lake. 654 00:38:53,356 --> 00:38:54,649 Do you understand? 655 00:38:54,691 --> 00:38:56,067 Yes, sir. 656 00:38:57,986 --> 00:39:00,238 All right. These guys are at their restaurant. 657 00:39:00,363 --> 00:39:02,949 You, take Gino and his daughter, put them in my limo. 658 00:39:03,032 --> 00:39:05,326 All right. Let's move, come on. 659 00:39:11,708 --> 00:39:12,750 Gin. 660 00:39:12,959 --> 00:39:15,420 Gin? Are you kidding me? 661 00:39:15,545 --> 00:39:17,213 I thought we were playing Scotch. 662 00:39:17,797 --> 00:39:20,008 I'm not gonna ask what Scotch is, Murdock... 663 00:39:20,091 --> 00:39:21,885 because if I do, I know I'll curse myself... 664 00:39:21,926 --> 00:39:25,221 when you tell me it's a light, blended whiskey. Right? 665 00:39:25,305 --> 00:39:28,141 Scotch is a game that's played in the Scottish highlands. 666 00:39:28,683 --> 00:39:30,393 In the game of Scotch... 667 00:39:30,518 --> 00:39:34,355 kings, queens, jacks and number cards are wild. 668 00:39:34,480 --> 00:39:37,692 The only card that is not wild is the three of spades... 669 00:39:37,734 --> 00:39:41,154 which is removed from the deck prior to the deal... 670 00:39:41,279 --> 00:39:44,949 which renders that particular card useless. 671 00:39:45,074 --> 00:39:46,701 I don't know why I hang out with you guys. 672 00:39:46,826 --> 00:39:48,912 I'm beginning to lose my grip on reality. 673 00:39:49,078 --> 00:39:50,580 It's about time. 674 00:39:50,747 --> 00:39:51,915 Sounds like company. 675 00:39:52,040 --> 00:39:54,918 Stand by. Stand by, B.A. 676 00:40:02,717 --> 00:40:04,510 I came to talk. 677 00:40:05,762 --> 00:40:09,265 Well, do we talk or don't we talk? 678 00:40:09,349 --> 00:40:10,934 Would you like to sit down? 679 00:40:11,184 --> 00:40:12,393 Thank you. 680 00:40:16,022 --> 00:40:17,398 Right here. 681 00:40:21,903 --> 00:40:23,905 I would guess you got somebody behind the bar. 682 00:40:24,030 --> 00:40:25,823 Why don't you ask him to stand up? 683 00:40:25,907 --> 00:40:27,200 I'm unarmed. 684 00:40:27,825 --> 00:40:28,910 Murdock. 685 00:40:28,993 --> 00:40:30,578 Bar's closed. 686 00:40:34,415 --> 00:40:37,001 You got a nice watch. What else? 687 00:40:44,050 --> 00:40:47,845 I checked you out. You are the A-Team. 688 00:40:47,929 --> 00:40:49,681 You never lost a client. 689 00:40:49,764 --> 00:40:53,268 However we think that Mr. Pepperoni Pizza here hired you. 690 00:40:53,351 --> 00:40:56,479 Because he did, he's about to become history. 691 00:40:56,646 --> 00:40:57,897 He is? That's right. 692 00:40:57,939 --> 00:40:59,607 You see, that watch is synchronized... 693 00:40:59,691 --> 00:41:01,276 with one of my associates outside. 694 00:41:01,317 --> 00:41:04,195 He's got orders to put a bullet in Gino and his daughter... 695 00:41:04,279 --> 00:41:06,239 at exactly 4:00 p.m... 696 00:41:06,364 --> 00:41:08,491 which is in exactly... 697 00:41:09,784 --> 00:41:11,744 You help me out. I haven't got my glasses. 698 00:41:13,413 --> 00:41:16,416 Thirty seconds. What do you want? 699 00:41:16,582 --> 00:41:18,001 I want you to drop your weapons... 700 00:41:18,084 --> 00:41:19,752 put your hands on your head. 701 00:41:19,836 --> 00:41:21,713 You at the bar, get over here. 702 00:41:21,921 --> 00:41:23,548 Colonel, what do we do now? 703 00:41:25,883 --> 00:41:27,302 Fifteen seconds. 704 00:41:28,594 --> 00:41:29,804 Colonel? 705 00:41:31,014 --> 00:41:34,475 Ten, nine, eight, seven... 706 00:41:34,600 --> 00:41:35,768 Okay. 707 00:41:36,394 --> 00:41:37,687 Hold it. 708 00:41:39,105 --> 00:41:41,858 I think we have an understanding here. 709 00:41:42,650 --> 00:41:44,027 Bring them in. 710 00:41:52,535 --> 00:41:54,370 - Theresa, you all right? - I'm sorry. 711 00:41:54,454 --> 00:41:55,621 No. It's not your fault. 712 00:41:55,747 --> 00:41:57,290 They come into our restaurant. 713 00:41:57,415 --> 00:42:01,753 They fire guns. They say they're gonna kill my Theresa. 714 00:42:02,170 --> 00:42:04,589 Where's the other guy? The guy with all the gold? 715 00:42:04,672 --> 00:42:06,007 Right here, sucker. 716 00:42:06,799 --> 00:42:09,177 He went out for a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. 717 00:42:11,471 --> 00:42:13,681 You have to die, Mr. Smith... 718 00:42:13,806 --> 00:42:15,850 otherwise all those people who had accounts with... 719 00:42:15,933 --> 00:42:18,227 Mr. Lane here might think they can borrow money... 720 00:42:18,353 --> 00:42:20,063 and they don't have to pay it back. 721 00:42:20,146 --> 00:42:22,732 Mr. Lane is an idiot. He squeezes too hard. 722 00:42:22,815 --> 00:42:26,027 No. You shut your mouth or I'll waste you right here. 723 00:42:26,110 --> 00:42:30,198 Jack, as my dear, departed father used to say... 724 00:42:30,406 --> 00:42:33,993 "Promise too much and there will be many in search of you." 725 00:42:34,243 --> 00:42:36,829 Listen to him, Mr. Vincent? Just listen to him. 726 00:42:37,580 --> 00:42:38,623 You know what? 727 00:42:39,165 --> 00:42:40,541 I'm gonna do you right here, right now. 728 00:42:40,625 --> 00:42:43,294 Shut up and put that thing away. 729 00:42:44,337 --> 00:42:48,591 Vincent, I run your loan shark operation. I make you a lot of money. 730 00:42:49,217 --> 00:42:51,761 - This man comes in here-- - I told you to shut up! Shut up! 731 00:42:51,844 --> 00:42:54,389 Are you gonna continue? Huh? 732 00:42:56,182 --> 00:42:57,225 No. 733 00:42:57,642 --> 00:42:58,726 All right. 734 00:43:02,271 --> 00:43:06,067 I hope you don't mind, Mr. Smith, but I'm gonna shoot you with your own gun. 735 00:43:06,192 --> 00:43:08,027 You see, that saves me the trouble of using... 736 00:43:08,111 --> 00:43:10,196 an untraceable weapon. 737 00:43:10,279 --> 00:43:13,032 I've always been in favor of tidy endings. 738 00:43:13,157 --> 00:43:16,411 If I could just have one more puff on my cigar. 739 00:43:16,536 --> 00:43:17,829 Please. 740 00:43:25,586 --> 00:43:26,796 B.A. 741 00:43:33,344 --> 00:43:36,556 That's good, B.A. Back her down. 742 00:44:27,940 --> 00:44:29,859 Father. 743 00:44:47,960 --> 00:44:49,462 Look out the window. 744 00:44:54,300 --> 00:44:57,511 Nice, huh? Get over there. 745 00:45:01,849 --> 00:45:03,809 As soon as we're out of here... 746 00:45:05,811 --> 00:45:09,148 I'm afraid Gino is gonna call the cops. 747 00:45:10,024 --> 00:45:11,567 And when he does... 748 00:45:12,568 --> 00:45:16,710 show him his little film you've made, which should add up nicely, huh, Face? 749 00:45:16,822 --> 00:45:20,451 Yeah, the list of verifiable charges would seem to include... 750 00:45:20,493 --> 00:45:23,329 extortion, money lending, kidnapping... 751 00:45:23,371 --> 00:45:27,250 and five or six counts of assault and attempted murder. 752 00:45:27,333 --> 00:45:31,504 Plus several grievances against the B.B.D.W.O.G.H... 753 00:45:31,587 --> 00:45:35,466 such as removing kitchen equipment from unsanitary vehicles. 754 00:45:35,591 --> 00:45:36,884 Okay, Gino? 755 00:45:38,052 --> 00:45:39,720 Okay, guys, let's go. 756 00:45:57,863 --> 00:45:58,906 In what is termed... 757 00:45:58,990 --> 00:46:00,283 one of the most wide-reaching attacks... 758 00:46:00,366 --> 00:46:02,159 on organized crime in state history... 759 00:46:02,243 --> 00:46:04,120 key members of Nathan Vincent's family... 760 00:46:04,203 --> 00:46:05,746 have been arrested and indicted. 761 00:46:05,871 --> 00:46:08,624 Arrests include Jack Lane, known as Jack The Ripper... 762 00:46:08,708 --> 00:46:09,792 Travis Mason... 763 00:46:09,917 --> 00:46:12,712 crime boss Nathan Vincent as well as his top aides. 764 00:46:12,878 --> 00:46:16,257 The district attorney says that film provided by the fugitive A-Team... 765 00:46:16,340 --> 00:46:18,926 was responsible for getting indictments handed down. 766 00:46:19,260 --> 00:46:23,014 As this story unfolds, shop and restaurant owners who were victimized... 767 00:46:23,097 --> 00:46:25,057 by the illegal loan-sharking operations... 768 00:46:25,141 --> 00:46:27,226 are now stepping forward to testify. 769 00:46:27,393 --> 00:46:30,521 Once again the A-Team has escaped capture, but they have left behind... 770 00:46:30,646 --> 00:46:34,400 another chapter in their growing folk legend. Updates as they occur. 771 00:46:34,525 --> 00:46:35,735 A folk legend. 772 00:46:35,818 --> 00:46:39,113 I never thought of myself as a folk legend. 773 00:46:39,196 --> 00:46:41,949 That's because you're a folk moron. 774 00:46:42,742 --> 00:46:44,410 I would've liked to stay. 775 00:46:44,493 --> 00:46:47,330 Theresa, she had some great possibilities. 776 00:46:47,580 --> 00:46:52,293 I feel called upon to quote my dear, departed father. 777 00:46:52,460 --> 00:46:54,045 Oh, Hannibal, I had enough of you... 778 00:46:54,170 --> 00:46:55,880 and your dearly departed father. 779 00:46:56,005 --> 00:46:58,758 - I don't like Irish proverbs. - You'll like this one. 780 00:46:58,841 --> 00:47:00,468 - No, I won't. - Yes, you will. 781 00:47:00,551 --> 00:47:02,303 The proverb says... 782 00:47:02,678 --> 00:47:06,474 that seldom is the last of anything... 783 00:47:06,640 --> 00:47:08,768 better than the first. 784 00:47:11,312 --> 00:47:14,065 Seldom is the last of anything better than the first. 785 00:47:14,148 --> 00:47:15,483 That doesn't make any sense. 786 00:47:15,608 --> 00:47:18,361 Of course, it does. It means... 787 00:47:19,570 --> 00:47:22,573 I love it when a plan comes together.