1 00:00:00,400 --> 00:00:02,820 In 1972, a crack commando unit... 2 00:00:02,903 --> 00:00:04,571 was sent to prison by a military court... 3 00:00:04,655 --> 00:00:06,115 for a crime they didn't commit. 4 00:00:06,198 --> 00:00:07,449 These men promptly escaped... 5 00:00:07,491 --> 00:00:09,076 from a maximum-security stockade... 6 00:00:09,201 --> 00:00:10,744 to the Los Angeles underground. 7 00:00:10,828 --> 00:00:12,371 Today, still wanted by the government... 8 00:00:12,496 --> 00:00:14,456 they survive as soldiers of fortune. 9 00:00:14,540 --> 00:00:16,959 If you have a problem, if no one else can help... 10 00:00:17,084 --> 00:00:18,168 and if you can find them... 11 00:00:18,293 --> 00:00:20,921 maybe you can hire the A-Team. 12 00:02:28,757 --> 00:02:31,843 Thank God. Someone does drive this road. 13 00:02:32,552 --> 00:02:34,263 I think my battery's dead. 14 00:02:36,098 --> 00:02:38,642 I've been stuck out here close to an hour. 15 00:02:38,725 --> 00:02:39,851 Really? 16 00:02:40,519 --> 00:02:43,897 And you've had your radio on all this time? 17 00:02:44,398 --> 00:02:46,441 Yeah, I was going bonkers out here. 18 00:02:47,484 --> 00:02:52,197 Yeah, your battery's completely gone. It'll have to be recharged. 19 00:02:52,388 --> 00:02:53,548 How do we do that? 20 00:02:53,573 --> 00:02:57,160 We don't. You'll have to get your car to a service station. 21 00:02:57,286 --> 00:03:00,414 Look, I could go call a tow truck for you. 22 00:03:00,539 --> 00:03:03,417 Then I'm gonna have to stand here all alone again. 23 00:03:05,043 --> 00:03:07,671 I think maybe you could stay with me. 24 00:03:09,464 --> 00:03:13,719 Well, I'd love to, but you see I'm supposed to meet some friends of mine... 25 00:03:13,802 --> 00:03:16,430 Well, do they live near here? Maybe I could use their phone. 26 00:03:16,513 --> 00:03:19,641 No, actually, they don't live here, you see. They... 27 00:03:21,977 --> 00:03:25,063 Well, if you want I could give you a lift. 28 00:03:25,147 --> 00:03:28,924 We're bound to pass a service station or something. 29 00:03:29,346 --> 00:03:30,986 You sure don't mind leaving your car? 30 00:03:31,069 --> 00:03:34,239 Oh, no, I don't mind at all, if you don't mind. 31 00:03:35,407 --> 00:03:36,825 I don't mind. 32 00:04:17,783 --> 00:04:19,993 Excuse me, I didn't mean to interrupt there... 33 00:04:20,077 --> 00:04:22,621 but do you have a tow truck or anything like that? 34 00:04:22,704 --> 00:04:26,458 Closest thing we've got to a tow truck is... 35 00:04:27,334 --> 00:04:29,211 my cousin Billy Bob's pick-up. 36 00:04:29,294 --> 00:04:31,463 I got a winch on her. It's for... 37 00:04:32,506 --> 00:04:34,257 unsticking us from the mud... 38 00:04:34,341 --> 00:04:35,592 Right. 39 00:04:36,426 --> 00:04:37,761 ...but you're not stuck in the mud. 40 00:04:37,886 --> 00:04:39,137 No, no. Actually see... 41 00:04:39,221 --> 00:04:44,017 'Cause we haven't had no rain here for four months. 42 00:04:44,101 --> 00:04:45,185 Right. 43 00:04:46,353 --> 00:04:50,565 The lady's battery's dead, see, and we need some help. But... 44 00:04:50,732 --> 00:04:53,235 Yeah, well, where's her... 45 00:04:54,027 --> 00:04:55,862 - Her car? - Car. 46 00:04:56,780 --> 00:04:58,907 Well, it's about four miles down the road. 47 00:04:58,974 --> 00:05:02,273 See, the engine won't turn over anything and... 48 00:05:02,494 --> 00:05:04,287 Sounds like you need a... 49 00:05:05,205 --> 00:05:07,332 - A tow truck. - A tow truck. Yeah. 50 00:05:07,416 --> 00:05:09,459 Boy, I can see why you have your own business. 51 00:05:09,543 --> 00:05:10,585 - You bet. - Yeah. 52 00:05:10,669 --> 00:05:13,839 Look, do you have a phone or anything like that? 53 00:05:13,922 --> 00:05:16,174 I mean, maybe you could find a tow truck for us. 54 00:05:16,258 --> 00:05:18,301 How about your cousin Billy Bob now? 55 00:05:18,427 --> 00:05:20,429 Oh, you know Billy Bob? 56 00:05:20,554 --> 00:05:22,347 Oh, no, no. See, I just... 57 00:05:22,431 --> 00:05:25,851 Well, then, you don't know Billy Bob, don't go saying... 58 00:05:26,059 --> 00:05:28,437 what he'll do and what he won't do. 59 00:05:28,562 --> 00:05:30,647 - All right. - Because I know... 60 00:05:30,981 --> 00:05:32,357 - Billy Bob. - Better. 61 00:05:32,524 --> 00:05:34,568 - Right. - Yeah. 62 00:05:36,027 --> 00:05:38,905 Look, do you have a place where I could wash up? 63 00:05:39,030 --> 00:05:41,450 Oh, sure. It's right around the... 64 00:05:41,533 --> 00:05:43,535 - Tires? - No, the corner. 65 00:05:43,618 --> 00:05:44,536 Oh, the corner. 66 00:05:44,661 --> 00:05:47,205 - On your... - On the right? 67 00:05:47,289 --> 00:05:48,874 - No, no. - Left? 68 00:05:48,957 --> 00:05:49,958 Yeah. 69 00:05:50,375 --> 00:05:51,585 - Yeah. - Right. 70 00:05:52,252 --> 00:05:53,378 Thank you. 71 00:05:54,754 --> 00:05:57,507 I'll get the hood for you. No, thanks, that... 72 00:05:59,176 --> 00:06:01,678 Now I know why they created self-service. 73 00:06:08,059 --> 00:06:10,645 Echo One to Base. Echo One to Base. 74 00:06:11,229 --> 00:06:12,731 Target is online. 75 00:06:12,856 --> 00:06:16,234 Base to Echo One. That's a roger. Let's go, Captain. 76 00:06:17,694 --> 00:06:20,489 Base to Echo Two, move out now. 77 00:06:31,958 --> 00:06:35,253 Oh, I'm sorry, I was gonna pay on the way out. 78 00:06:37,005 --> 00:06:39,299 Oh, Hannibal, what are you... 79 00:06:39,508 --> 00:06:41,343 You know, you got to stop moonlighting like this. 80 00:06:41,426 --> 00:06:42,761 You're carrying one job too many. 81 00:06:42,844 --> 00:06:46,181 Yeah, and you take one bite of the apple too many. 82 00:06:46,264 --> 00:06:49,226 You're gonna wind up in the house of many doors. 83 00:06:49,392 --> 00:06:51,269 - She's not. - Oh, yeah? 84 00:06:51,394 --> 00:06:53,021 Well, I passed her on the way in... 85 00:06:53,104 --> 00:06:56,107 ready with her "my car is broken" routine. 86 00:06:56,316 --> 00:06:59,611 The minute I got a good look at her, I knew I had to intercept you... 87 00:06:59,694 --> 00:07:02,989 before they closed the trap. Now Decker's gotta be sitting on her doorstep. 88 00:07:03,657 --> 00:07:06,201 But, Hannibal, did you see those legs? 89 00:07:09,621 --> 00:07:10,997 He's in the washroom. 90 00:07:11,122 --> 00:07:13,375 Well done, Kelly. Okay, men, spread out. 91 00:07:13,500 --> 00:07:14,543 Take them as they comes out. 92 00:07:14,668 --> 00:07:16,586 Oh, no, that's horrible, Colonel... 93 00:07:16,711 --> 00:07:19,381 trying to catch us with our pants down. 94 00:07:20,549 --> 00:07:21,883 Well, well. 95 00:07:22,217 --> 00:07:23,760 Looks like this is it, Smith. 96 00:07:23,843 --> 00:07:25,762 It always looks like that way, doesn't it? 97 00:07:26,012 --> 00:07:28,139 But you know what I'd do if I were you, Colonel? What? 98 00:07:28,223 --> 00:07:31,101 I'd requisition some new tires. 99 00:07:57,877 --> 00:07:59,879 - Hey, man, let me drive. - B.A., we... 100 00:08:00,589 --> 00:08:01,840 Will you relax? 101 00:08:01,923 --> 00:08:03,800 No, man, I want to drive my van. 102 00:08:03,883 --> 00:08:06,303 Look, you know it's dangerous to fool around in a moving vehicle. 103 00:08:06,386 --> 00:08:08,597 Now strap yourself in. Put on your seatbelt. 104 00:08:08,680 --> 00:08:10,807 Flight attendants, please take your positions for take-off. 105 00:08:10,890 --> 00:08:15,020 Now, speaking of take off, I think we should make some swift vacation plans. 106 00:08:15,145 --> 00:08:17,564 Before they send another girl after us with long legs, huh? 107 00:08:17,647 --> 00:08:19,524 No, it could happen to anyone. 108 00:08:19,649 --> 00:08:22,068 Yes, Face, but it always happens to you. 109 00:08:22,193 --> 00:08:25,322 We're going somewhere nice and quiet without any distractions. 110 00:08:25,405 --> 00:08:27,324 Yeah, as long as we ain't flying. 111 00:08:27,407 --> 00:08:29,534 I don't want to fly. I'm tired of getting knocked out. 112 00:08:29,618 --> 00:08:32,162 Come on, B.A., I mean, we've got the military up our tail pipes. 113 00:08:32,245 --> 00:08:34,748 - Couldn't you just this once-- - No, man, flying is out, man. 114 00:08:34,831 --> 00:08:36,833 Anywhere you want to go we can stay on the ground. 115 00:08:36,958 --> 00:08:40,211 Well, we can go to a movie. Beyond that, I... 116 00:08:40,295 --> 00:08:41,838 I got the place if you got the time. 117 00:08:41,921 --> 00:08:43,006 I ain't flying, Murdock. 118 00:08:43,131 --> 00:08:45,091 I ain't talking about flying. We'll drive there. 119 00:08:45,175 --> 00:08:48,762 Really, it's a lovely little place. A cabin up by Crystal Lake. 120 00:08:48,887 --> 00:08:49,846 Near Centerpoint? 121 00:08:49,971 --> 00:08:53,141 Yeah. A hospital takes us there on field trips all the time. It's great. 122 00:08:53,224 --> 00:08:54,768 Murdock, that sounds good. 123 00:08:54,893 --> 00:08:56,519 Especially seeing this is out of season... 124 00:08:56,603 --> 00:08:59,606 and there'd be nothing but trees and trees and trees. 125 00:08:59,773 --> 00:09:01,733 All the limbs you want, Face. 126 00:09:02,150 --> 00:09:04,527 And not a girl in sight to get us in trouble. 127 00:09:41,272 --> 00:09:44,234 Come in Unit H-7. This is dispatch. Over. 128 00:09:58,415 --> 00:09:59,916 Where's the money? 129 00:10:02,043 --> 00:10:03,503 I said where is it? 130 00:10:03,586 --> 00:10:05,255 Okay, okay. 131 00:10:08,216 --> 00:10:10,260 - What the hell happened? - They cancelled the run. 132 00:10:10,385 --> 00:10:12,095 What do you mean, they cancelled the run? 133 00:10:12,178 --> 00:10:14,723 - What about the union payroll? - There is no payroll. 134 00:10:14,806 --> 00:10:17,016 - The union went on strike. - Strike? 135 00:10:17,142 --> 00:10:19,185 This morning, it was all over the news. 136 00:10:19,269 --> 00:10:20,520 So no one gets paid. 137 00:10:20,603 --> 00:10:21,813 That's just terrific. 138 00:10:21,938 --> 00:10:24,357 - They're on strike, huh? - I don't understand. 139 00:10:24,524 --> 00:10:26,359 You mean we did all this work for nothing? 140 00:10:26,484 --> 00:10:28,486 - No money anywhere? - No. 141 00:10:28,570 --> 00:10:31,114 The dudes are on strike. They're striking for higher pay... 142 00:10:31,197 --> 00:10:33,241 and we get stuck with an empty truck here. 143 00:10:33,491 --> 00:10:34,367 Strike? 144 00:10:34,492 --> 00:10:36,953 - Yes, strike. Say it again, idiot. - Strike! 145 00:10:37,054 --> 00:10:39,205 - Don't call me that! - Strike! 146 00:10:39,873 --> 00:10:40,749 Stay away from me. 147 00:10:40,832 --> 00:10:41,916 Now he called me an idiot! 148 00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:44,169 All right, cool it! Cool it. Cool it. 149 00:10:44,335 --> 00:10:46,254 Look at this mess. Look who we got here. 150 00:10:46,337 --> 00:10:48,965 We blew an armored car, man. That's like a federal offense, you know. 151 00:10:49,090 --> 00:10:50,967 We got to show for it, zip 152 00:10:54,345 --> 00:10:57,474 Siren. All right, let's get out of here before it's a perfect day. 153 00:10:59,768 --> 00:11:01,269 So long, gang. 154 00:11:02,687 --> 00:11:04,439 They saw us, didn't they? 155 00:11:38,181 --> 00:11:41,142 Whoa, baby, this is definitely not our day. 156 00:12:10,296 --> 00:12:12,590 Yeah, we've got more food than we could eat in a week. 157 00:12:12,674 --> 00:12:16,177 And I'm telling you, B.A. is a fantastic cook. 158 00:12:16,594 --> 00:12:18,596 I really appreciate that... 159 00:12:18,680 --> 00:12:21,140 but Dad and I were planning on having dinner together tonight. 160 00:12:21,266 --> 00:12:23,935 Well, bring him along. I'd love to meet your dad. 161 00:12:24,018 --> 00:12:27,814 I'm telling you, B.A., he's got this special recipe. It was his mom's. 162 00:12:27,897 --> 00:12:29,524 She used to make it for us all the time. 163 00:12:29,607 --> 00:12:31,359 It's called black and red fish. 164 00:12:31,442 --> 00:12:33,111 Oh, yeah, it'll buckle your badge. 165 00:12:33,236 --> 00:12:35,822 Okay, I'm sure Dad would enjoy it. 166 00:12:35,905 --> 00:12:37,740 - Terrific. - You sure you have enough? 167 00:12:37,866 --> 00:12:40,910 Are you kidding? We've got enough fish to start a cannery. 168 00:12:40,994 --> 00:12:42,245 We ain't got nothing. 169 00:12:42,328 --> 00:12:44,956 If you wanna see your lady friend and her father with a fish dinner... 170 00:12:45,039 --> 00:12:47,000 then you better take them to a restaurant. 171 00:12:47,125 --> 00:12:49,335 Wait a minute. There must be something in this kitchen... 172 00:12:49,419 --> 00:12:50,628 you could rustle up for dinner. 173 00:12:50,712 --> 00:12:53,882 I mean, look, there's a whole lake out there just teeming with fish. 174 00:12:53,965 --> 00:12:56,801 All I know this cupboard is empty as Murdock's head. 175 00:12:56,885 --> 00:12:59,762 I should've known better than to let that fool plan our vacation. 176 00:12:59,888 --> 00:13:01,890 Hannibal, we're gonna starve to death. 177 00:13:02,307 --> 00:13:04,559 Well, you got to give him credit, B.A. 178 00:13:04,976 --> 00:13:07,979 He found this place to get away and you didn't have to get on an airplane. 179 00:13:08,062 --> 00:13:11,691 So I get to starve to death and slowly go crazy with that fool. 180 00:13:14,360 --> 00:13:15,945 Look at him out there. 181 00:13:20,325 --> 00:13:21,659 Two dummies. 182 00:13:38,843 --> 00:13:40,136 Want an apple? 183 00:13:42,847 --> 00:13:45,516 I understand. You're saving your appetite. 184 00:13:47,310 --> 00:13:49,103 It's in here if you want it. 185 00:13:56,945 --> 00:14:00,490 I don't know, B.A. I mean, he may have something here. 186 00:14:00,573 --> 00:14:03,785 You know how when you guys go fishing and one guy catches everything... 187 00:14:03,868 --> 00:14:06,245 and the other guy comes home with nothing but a can of worms. 188 00:14:06,371 --> 00:14:10,124 Yeah, well, see, why not bring along the guy who can't catch anything. 189 00:14:10,208 --> 00:14:11,626 See, shift the odds. 190 00:14:11,709 --> 00:14:14,712 Yeah, I think there's something to this theory of his here. 191 00:14:14,740 --> 00:14:15,647 So do l. 192 00:14:15,672 --> 00:14:17,090 You've been spending so much time with that fool... 193 00:14:17,173 --> 00:14:18,257 you're getting to think like him. 194 00:14:18,424 --> 00:14:20,343 I appreciate Murdock's theories... 195 00:14:20,551 --> 00:14:23,012 even if they're outside ordinary logic and reason. 196 00:14:23,096 --> 00:14:25,723 You appreciate reason. I'm gonna get me something to eat. 197 00:14:27,100 --> 00:14:28,685 Can't argue with that theory, either. 198 00:14:28,768 --> 00:14:30,186 I'll stick here with Murdock. 199 00:14:30,269 --> 00:14:32,689 Yeah, maybe I could catch something. 200 00:14:32,772 --> 00:14:35,525 I hope inviting this girl and her dad over isn't a mistake. 201 00:14:35,650 --> 00:14:39,070 Relax, Hannibal. Look we're out here in the middle of nowhere. 202 00:14:39,195 --> 00:14:43,408 But there are park rangers, and that means they are police officers. 203 00:14:43,491 --> 00:14:46,119 Look, would you give me a little credit, Hannibal? I mean... 204 00:14:46,244 --> 00:14:48,037 We're 50 miles from civilization. 205 00:14:48,162 --> 00:14:50,665 This girl, she doesn't know anything... 206 00:14:50,748 --> 00:14:55,503 but squirrels and trees and lakes and hopefully, the birds and the bees. 207 00:14:56,045 --> 00:14:58,548 Relax. Trust me. It's safe. 208 00:14:58,673 --> 00:15:01,175 I knew it. I knew it was The A-Team. 209 00:15:01,300 --> 00:15:04,470 You know, I'm really impressed the way you spotted those guys right off like that. 210 00:15:04,554 --> 00:15:07,265 Well, actually it was the guy that they call Faceman... 211 00:15:07,390 --> 00:15:08,850 that I recognized. 212 00:15:09,100 --> 00:15:10,685 I can see why. 213 00:15:10,852 --> 00:15:14,647 Come on, I think we ought to radio the sheriff at Centerpoint. 214 00:15:14,772 --> 00:15:16,691 Bet you. You know, this is going to be the biggest news... 215 00:15:16,816 --> 00:15:18,818 to hit Centerpoint in 50 years. 216 00:15:27,285 --> 00:15:30,705 Do not, repeat, do not attempt to apprehend suspects... 217 00:15:30,830 --> 00:15:32,457 until military police arrive. 218 00:15:32,665 --> 00:15:36,210 Colonel Decker is en route, ETA 14.:00 hours. 219 00:15:36,377 --> 00:15:37,837 Centerpoint, out. 220 00:15:39,213 --> 00:15:40,757 Get in, get in. 221 00:15:42,759 --> 00:15:46,095 Can you believe that? Wait for the military police. 222 00:15:46,220 --> 00:15:47,764 They are the A-Team. 223 00:15:47,889 --> 00:15:50,058 They are federal criminals. They're trained in combat. 224 00:15:50,183 --> 00:15:52,310 Oh, come on, Dad. They're just a bunch of guys. 225 00:15:52,435 --> 00:15:54,062 They hardly look dangerous... 226 00:15:54,187 --> 00:15:56,731 or look like they gonna give anybody any trouble. 227 00:15:57,106 --> 00:15:58,900 Except that guy B.A. 228 00:16:02,195 --> 00:16:03,446 Hey, what the... 229 00:16:04,947 --> 00:16:06,407 Wait a minute. 230 00:16:10,036 --> 00:16:11,412 Look what we got here. 231 00:16:11,496 --> 00:16:13,081 Things are starting to look up already. 232 00:16:13,206 --> 00:16:14,624 You better leave her alone. 233 00:16:18,252 --> 00:16:19,837 What's going on here? 234 00:16:19,962 --> 00:16:21,756 I just found me something sweet. 235 00:16:21,881 --> 00:16:24,926 We're here for transportation. They got anything besides that jeep outside? 236 00:16:25,009 --> 00:16:27,637 We was just getting to the questions and answers, chief. 237 00:16:27,970 --> 00:16:31,057 What do you got here? What do you got for wheels? Come on. 238 00:16:31,933 --> 00:16:34,560 I don't think you know who you're fooling with. We're rangers. 239 00:16:34,644 --> 00:16:37,021 Look, I didn't ask for your credentials, mister. 240 00:16:37,146 --> 00:16:38,773 I just want to know about a vehicle. 241 00:16:39,107 --> 00:16:40,566 Now what do you got that's covered? 242 00:16:40,983 --> 00:16:44,028 Why don't you all put those weapons down before this thing goes too far. 243 00:16:46,489 --> 00:16:49,033 Before things go too far? I love it. 244 00:16:49,242 --> 00:16:50,618 Don't you just love it? 245 00:16:50,785 --> 00:16:54,163 Don't you just love this funny old man and what he's saying? 246 00:16:57,458 --> 00:17:00,545 I think you'd better tell us where we can get some wheels. 247 00:17:03,005 --> 00:17:04,841 I don't even want to count to three. 248 00:17:04,966 --> 00:17:07,176 - Look, just a jeep, that's it. - One. 249 00:17:07,301 --> 00:17:09,137 - Well, that's it. I swear! - Two. 250 00:17:09,262 --> 00:17:10,972 - I'm not lying! - Look... 251 00:17:11,180 --> 00:17:13,224 - I can get you something. - Too late. 252 00:17:13,307 --> 00:17:14,267 Wait, wait. 253 00:17:14,350 --> 00:17:17,061 What's the matter with you? Now come on. 254 00:17:19,939 --> 00:17:21,941 I thought you said you only had a jeep. There's a van. 255 00:17:21,983 --> 00:17:24,944 It belongs to a couple of campers up in cabin 12. 256 00:17:25,027 --> 00:17:28,656 It's unmarked. It doesn't have any windows in the rear or on the sides. 257 00:17:28,739 --> 00:17:30,158 Sounds perfect to me. 258 00:17:30,366 --> 00:17:33,578 But they're just here for some fishing and relaxation. 259 00:17:33,703 --> 00:17:35,246 Please don't hurt them. 260 00:17:35,580 --> 00:17:36,706 Maxwell. 261 00:17:39,834 --> 00:17:42,712 We're gonna stay here with Pops. You take the girl and get the van. 262 00:17:43,296 --> 00:17:44,672 Don't leave any witnesses. 263 00:17:44,797 --> 00:17:47,133 Don't worry. Those guys'll never know what hit them. 264 00:17:53,931 --> 00:17:56,726 I don't know, Murdock. I'm not much for this sort of thing. 265 00:17:56,809 --> 00:17:59,061 Look, you don't have to be any good. 266 00:17:59,187 --> 00:18:01,731 I mean, all you've got to do is have somebody less good along with you. 267 00:18:01,814 --> 00:18:03,316 That's the whole theory behind fishing. 268 00:18:03,399 --> 00:18:05,860 Look, all I want you to do is I want you to go out there... 269 00:18:05,943 --> 00:18:09,030 I want you to start pulling them up and I'm gonna go dig us up some fresh bait. 270 00:18:09,155 --> 00:18:11,282 - Remember the tune I told you. - Yeah. 271 00:18:24,253 --> 00:18:26,839 Boy, oh, boy, I don't know about this. 272 00:18:29,175 --> 00:18:30,509 All right. 273 00:18:39,602 --> 00:18:40,770 Any luck? 274 00:18:44,607 --> 00:18:46,859 Well, I'm sure your luck will turn. 275 00:18:48,611 --> 00:18:53,282 Yeah, I've been coming to these parts for about 9 or 10 years now... 276 00:18:53,366 --> 00:18:58,120 and I'm gonna tell you this is kind of fun. 277 00:19:03,834 --> 00:19:06,420 Hey, I think you got something. 278 00:19:07,421 --> 00:19:10,174 There, you got a bite, got a bite. Reel it in. 279 00:19:10,675 --> 00:19:12,760 Do you mind if I... 280 00:19:14,553 --> 00:19:17,682 You got something here. Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy. 281 00:19:20,977 --> 00:19:22,311 Oh, my God. 282 00:19:30,820 --> 00:19:33,739 Look at that. Will you look at the size of that thing? 283 00:19:33,864 --> 00:19:35,574 Unbelievable. 284 00:19:35,700 --> 00:19:38,202 You tell anyone about this, I'll deny everything. 285 00:20:02,184 --> 00:20:03,602 Oh, yeah. 286 00:20:04,061 --> 00:20:05,813 Yeah, this is gonna do just fine. 287 00:20:06,105 --> 00:20:07,732 Just fine. Come on. 288 00:20:11,277 --> 00:20:13,112 Hi, glad to see you. 289 00:20:15,281 --> 00:20:16,699 Not so glad to see you. 290 00:20:16,824 --> 00:20:18,034 Give me the keys to your van. 291 00:20:18,117 --> 00:20:19,618 Is this official business? 292 00:20:19,702 --> 00:20:22,955 - Give me the keys. - Right. The keys. Yeah. 293 00:20:23,873 --> 00:20:25,207 Here you go. 294 00:20:29,587 --> 00:20:31,380 No. No! 295 00:21:05,956 --> 00:21:08,834 Sorry, Bob, we never filed with the ranger to catch any lead. 296 00:21:08,959 --> 00:21:11,712 Only bass and fresh water fish. 297 00:21:12,171 --> 00:21:14,048 Might make a good lead sinker, though. 298 00:21:14,123 --> 00:21:16,876 Faceman, you're lucky you was wearing that bullet proof vest, man. 299 00:21:16,909 --> 00:21:17,649 Yeah. 300 00:21:17,674 --> 00:21:19,536 Lucky, huh? Is that what you call it now, lucky? 301 00:21:19,637 --> 00:21:21,138 This morning you said it was stupid... 302 00:21:21,222 --> 00:21:23,099 when I suggested that this'll make a good fishing vest. 303 00:21:23,224 --> 00:21:24,392 Now you're saying it's lucky. 304 00:21:24,475 --> 00:21:26,519 Does bass-catcher Bob look lucky? 305 00:21:26,602 --> 00:21:28,270 It proved your theory, Murdock. 306 00:21:28,396 --> 00:21:30,564 Face was lucky at Bob's expense. 307 00:21:30,689 --> 00:21:34,652 I'm really sorry about this. I just didn't know what else to do. 308 00:21:35,069 --> 00:21:37,113 I figured since you were the A-Team-- 309 00:21:37,196 --> 00:21:38,781 You know who we are? 310 00:21:38,906 --> 00:21:41,575 She recognized you from your picture on the wanted poster. 311 00:21:41,659 --> 00:21:45,037 She looks at pictures along with the trees and lakes and squirrels. 312 00:21:45,121 --> 00:21:46,789 I didn't know what else to do. 313 00:21:46,914 --> 00:21:49,708 And who knows what's happened to my dad right now. 314 00:21:49,834 --> 00:21:52,461 They're probably still beating the bushes looking for you. 315 00:21:53,420 --> 00:21:56,549 We got to get her dad away from them and then bottle them up. 316 00:21:56,632 --> 00:21:57,842 How're we gonna do that, Hannibal? 317 00:21:57,967 --> 00:22:00,970 We only have two rifles, and the rest of our weapons is in the van. 318 00:22:01,095 --> 00:22:04,640 Well, you guys got to shut down the access road. 319 00:22:04,765 --> 00:22:07,059 It's the only way in or out of this area. 320 00:22:07,268 --> 00:22:09,895 Once we do that, we'll have them right where we want them. 321 00:22:10,020 --> 00:22:11,939 And where's that? 322 00:22:12,064 --> 00:22:13,524 Right here, with us. 323 00:22:13,732 --> 00:22:16,569 We might be able to use the gasoline from the outboards... 324 00:22:16,694 --> 00:22:18,195 to make pipe bombs. 325 00:22:19,321 --> 00:22:21,949 I'll get Jenny's dad and meet you at the access road. 326 00:22:22,324 --> 00:22:24,076 Murdock, can I borrow this? 327 00:22:24,243 --> 00:22:26,453 Be my guest. Be Bob's guest. 328 00:22:31,375 --> 00:22:33,335 I knew we should've wasted them the minute we got here. 329 00:22:33,419 --> 00:22:36,046 We should have just done them in, bing bang boom! 330 00:22:36,422 --> 00:22:38,007 I'm gonna take care of that right now. 331 00:22:38,090 --> 00:22:40,718 Now you're gonna do exactly what I tell you to do, Candy. 332 00:22:40,843 --> 00:22:42,678 What about that girl? She's out there. 333 00:22:42,761 --> 00:22:45,306 So what? We cut the only phone lines around. 334 00:22:45,431 --> 00:22:49,351 Even if she finds a cabin with a telephone in it, she can't do squat. 335 00:22:49,435 --> 00:22:51,061 Now come on, relax. 336 00:23:00,321 --> 00:23:02,281 There it is. 337 00:23:05,159 --> 00:23:07,369 I almost lost my best lure. 338 00:23:07,578 --> 00:23:08,954 Do you believe that? 339 00:23:14,251 --> 00:23:15,753 Thank you very much. 340 00:23:15,920 --> 00:23:17,838 I stopped to get my fishing license... 341 00:23:17,922 --> 00:23:22,593 I almost lost my purple tail, white-striped, white-eyed diver. Can you believe that? 342 00:23:22,718 --> 00:23:24,345 You don't say much, do you? 343 00:23:24,720 --> 00:23:26,222 Don't I know you? 344 00:23:28,432 --> 00:23:30,434 - Who is this guy? - I know you. 345 00:23:30,517 --> 00:23:32,102 I know all you guys. 346 00:23:32,186 --> 00:23:34,355 Well, isn't this turning into a nice party. 347 00:23:34,480 --> 00:23:37,399 I saw you guys in the newspaper. 348 00:23:37,524 --> 00:23:38,984 Who's with you? 349 00:23:39,985 --> 00:23:40,986 Nobody. 350 00:23:41,111 --> 00:23:42,696 Put this guy in the back with the old man. 351 00:23:42,780 --> 00:23:45,741 I know you. You know, you don't think... 352 00:23:48,077 --> 00:23:51,038 Look, mister, you may not know this, but we are in terrible trouble here. 353 00:23:51,497 --> 00:23:53,123 I know all about it. 354 00:23:53,499 --> 00:23:56,085 - Your daughter is safe. - You saw Jenny? 355 00:23:56,293 --> 00:23:57,419 Yeah. 356 00:24:00,547 --> 00:24:02,049 Take off your shirt. 357 00:24:02,466 --> 00:24:04,218 I want you to put this on. 358 00:24:05,261 --> 00:24:06,428 Okay, let's saddle up. 359 00:24:06,512 --> 00:24:09,515 What about Smokey the bear in there and Namu? 360 00:24:11,308 --> 00:24:12,851 You do the honor. 361 00:24:52,725 --> 00:24:54,518 I never want to go through anything like that again. 362 00:24:54,601 --> 00:24:56,270 I was so scared these things wouldn't work. 363 00:24:56,353 --> 00:24:58,272 We double-checked them this afternoon. 364 00:24:58,397 --> 00:24:59,815 Listen, what about Jenny? 365 00:25:00,232 --> 00:25:01,650 She's fine. 366 00:25:06,071 --> 00:25:09,366 Now you stay here. I don't think those gorillas are going to come back. 367 00:25:09,616 --> 00:25:13,662 But just in case, lock this place up and stay out of sight. 368 00:25:13,829 --> 00:25:15,164 What are you gonna do? 369 00:25:15,539 --> 00:25:19,251 Well, I'm gonna join my friends, we're decorating the road. 370 00:25:39,104 --> 00:25:41,482 No sign of them yet. Are you sure this is gonna work? 371 00:25:41,565 --> 00:25:44,109 Well, it depends on how strong that tree is. 372 00:25:50,783 --> 00:25:52,326 Here they come! 373 00:26:33,367 --> 00:26:34,868 Everyone down! 374 00:26:50,134 --> 00:26:51,677 Got a little problem, huh? 375 00:26:52,386 --> 00:26:55,806 Forget the weapons, or I'll blow you guys into fertilizer. 376 00:26:55,931 --> 00:26:56,932 What are you talking about? 377 00:26:57,015 --> 00:26:59,518 That van is booby trapped. 378 00:26:59,810 --> 00:27:02,646 Now you got 30 seconds to back off... 379 00:27:02,771 --> 00:27:03,814 and clear away from here. 380 00:27:03,897 --> 00:27:04,731 He's full of it. 381 00:27:04,815 --> 00:27:07,234 You better blow us up, mister, 'cause you're dead meat. 382 00:27:07,317 --> 00:27:09,862 Well, that suits me. But talkie there with the tattoos... 383 00:27:09,987 --> 00:27:12,573 knows where the stuff is. He saw me plant it earlier. 384 00:27:16,994 --> 00:27:18,829 Yeah, I wouldn't touch it, pal. 385 00:27:20,414 --> 00:27:23,500 All right, what do you want and who are you? 386 00:27:23,584 --> 00:27:25,711 My name's Hannibal Smith of the A-Team... 387 00:27:25,794 --> 00:27:27,838 and I've got a license from the forest rangers... 388 00:27:27,921 --> 00:27:31,091 to shoot, stuff and mount anything I want, that is... 389 00:27:31,216 --> 00:27:32,885 if there's anything left. 390 00:27:33,760 --> 00:27:35,804 Now you got 10 seconds. 391 00:27:38,056 --> 00:27:38,974 He's bluffing, no? 392 00:27:39,099 --> 00:27:40,392 Five seconds. 393 00:27:40,476 --> 00:27:42,352 Not if he's with the A-Team. 394 00:27:42,561 --> 00:27:43,729 Three. 395 00:27:44,396 --> 00:27:46,190 Let's get out of here, come on! 396 00:27:46,815 --> 00:27:48,066 Two. 397 00:27:50,402 --> 00:27:51,487 One. 398 00:27:51,570 --> 00:27:55,741 Hey, Hannibal, not my van, man! No, don't. Hey, man! 399 00:27:57,868 --> 00:27:59,161 Nice, huh. 400 00:28:07,711 --> 00:28:09,087 Road flares. 401 00:28:09,213 --> 00:28:11,965 Yeah, I got it from the jeep in front of the ranger station. 402 00:28:12,466 --> 00:28:15,886 And here's the remote control for your television in your cabin. 403 00:28:19,056 --> 00:28:20,724 Now we got them bottled up. 404 00:28:20,849 --> 00:28:22,434 They'll probably just go far enough... 405 00:28:22,518 --> 00:28:24,811 to hole up and try and figure another way out of this area. 406 00:28:24,895 --> 00:28:27,272 Look, I don't know what to say. 407 00:28:27,648 --> 00:28:30,734 You saved my life and my dad's and I... 408 00:28:30,859 --> 00:28:33,570 lnstead of sending flowers, just send a charitable contribution... 409 00:28:33,695 --> 00:28:36,406 to the Society of Wrongly Accused Escaped Prisoners. 410 00:28:36,490 --> 00:28:39,660 It's just that I called the military police... 411 00:28:39,743 --> 00:28:40,869 and reported you were here. 412 00:28:40,953 --> 00:28:41,995 Oh. 413 00:28:42,204 --> 00:28:44,122 What'd you go and do something like that for? 414 00:28:44,206 --> 00:28:45,666 I'm sorry. I feel awful. 415 00:28:45,749 --> 00:28:47,334 Oh, well, you should feel awful. 416 00:28:47,668 --> 00:28:49,002 Face, you and Murdock... 417 00:28:49,127 --> 00:28:52,047 grab a couple of those walkie-talkies and track these guys. 418 00:28:52,172 --> 00:28:54,091 Call me when they hole up. 419 00:28:54,383 --> 00:28:56,760 B.A. and I'll fix a special delivery message for them. 420 00:28:56,843 --> 00:28:58,887 Didn't you understand what I just said? 421 00:28:58,971 --> 00:29:02,099 The military police are on their way. They're gonna be here any time! 422 00:29:02,224 --> 00:29:04,393 Yeah, but they got to come up this road... 423 00:29:04,518 --> 00:29:06,562 and that tree will slow them down a while. 424 00:29:06,979 --> 00:29:10,315 I'm gonna show these guys what a weekend in the country is really like. 425 00:29:10,399 --> 00:29:12,234 What about saving yourselves? 426 00:29:12,359 --> 00:29:14,570 We are beyond saving. 427 00:29:15,445 --> 00:29:18,115 No, we can't let those guys run around loose up there. 428 00:29:18,240 --> 00:29:21,159 Those military people you called can run right into those armed killers... 429 00:29:21,285 --> 00:29:22,953 and without a radio, we can't warn them. 430 00:29:23,036 --> 00:29:24,454 Okay, guys, keep going. 431 00:29:26,790 --> 00:29:28,667 We'll let you know when we get a bite. 432 00:31:20,153 --> 00:31:23,240 Hello, Face, come on in. How are you guys doing? 433 00:31:23,323 --> 00:31:24,366 We've got them, Colonel. 434 00:31:24,449 --> 00:31:26,410 They're at an empty cabin on the north side of the lake. 435 00:31:26,493 --> 00:31:29,788 And if you are planning one of your classic pincer movements... 436 00:31:29,913 --> 00:31:31,325 let me tell you they've posted a guard... 437 00:31:31,350 --> 00:31:33,208 so sneaking up on them isn't going to be easy. 438 00:31:33,291 --> 00:31:36,086 I don't think we're gonna have to sneak up on them. 439 00:31:37,963 --> 00:31:41,675 We'll pick you guys up and then drop in and pay a visit to them. 440 00:31:41,800 --> 00:31:42,718 Right. 441 00:31:44,010 --> 00:31:45,971 We'll call you as soon as we pick up the trash. 442 00:31:46,054 --> 00:31:47,889 I know you've heard this a hundred times... 443 00:31:47,973 --> 00:31:49,474 but we'll never be able to repay you. 444 00:31:49,599 --> 00:31:51,643 We were looking for a relaxing weekend. 445 00:31:51,852 --> 00:31:53,812 We'll recommend this place to our friends. 446 00:32:05,073 --> 00:32:07,075 They are really something, aren't they? 447 00:32:07,826 --> 00:32:11,079 You know they're the A-Team, right. What are we gonna do? 448 00:32:12,330 --> 00:32:14,958 We're going after them before they come after us. 449 00:32:15,751 --> 00:32:17,377 What, do you think they're after us? 450 00:32:17,753 --> 00:32:19,546 I mean, they're wanted criminals themselves. 451 00:32:19,629 --> 00:32:22,507 Maybe they'll just take off. 452 00:32:29,306 --> 00:32:31,892 Wrong again, Maxwell, as usual. 453 00:32:47,240 --> 00:32:49,618 We brought your truck back, slimeballs. 454 00:33:22,734 --> 00:33:26,363 Well, let's turn this motley crew over and go for vacation. 455 00:33:26,488 --> 00:33:27,948 I can't wait. 456 00:33:30,784 --> 00:33:32,786 You're all under arrest! 457 00:33:38,792 --> 00:33:40,669 Give yourselves up! 458 00:33:48,426 --> 00:33:51,221 Let's go find a place to set this thing down. 459 00:33:52,180 --> 00:33:55,475 And slam the lid on the A-Team for the last time. 460 00:34:05,652 --> 00:34:07,529 Well, this is it, Smith. 461 00:34:07,696 --> 00:34:09,489 I mean, that's what you always say. 462 00:34:09,573 --> 00:34:12,325 I don't think I'll ever have to say it again, Smith. 463 00:34:12,492 --> 00:34:14,035 Open it up, sergeant. 464 00:34:15,704 --> 00:34:18,623 Hi, guys. I hear the fishes are real good around here. 465 00:34:20,458 --> 00:34:23,670 I thought I saw four people jump into this van. 466 00:34:26,423 --> 00:34:29,217 For a minute, I thought maybe Murdock was along with you. 467 00:34:29,342 --> 00:34:31,720 No, you can't have it all, Decker. 468 00:34:32,137 --> 00:34:34,890 Now, aren't you at all concerned there's some real criminals... 469 00:34:35,015 --> 00:34:37,142 who're getting away right this very minute. 470 00:34:37,309 --> 00:34:40,061 There will be no real criminals getting away. 471 00:34:40,186 --> 00:34:43,356 I want these men cuffed and fettered. And I mean this. 472 00:34:43,481 --> 00:34:45,859 Give them no opportunity to escape. 473 00:34:48,612 --> 00:34:50,989 I'm through losing you guys. 474 00:34:51,448 --> 00:34:54,409 If they do anything, if they even twitch... 475 00:34:55,493 --> 00:34:56,703 shoot to kill. 476 00:34:56,786 --> 00:34:58,788 Now, if you'd been that way last year... 477 00:34:58,872 --> 00:35:01,583 you'd have gotten a lot further a lot quicker. 478 00:35:27,525 --> 00:35:30,362 You must be Ranger Sherman, the man who helped us capture the A-Team. 479 00:35:30,445 --> 00:35:31,780 Yes, sir. I sure am. 480 00:35:31,863 --> 00:35:34,366 - Glad to meet you. Appreciate the help. - You're welcome, sir. 481 00:35:34,616 --> 00:35:37,035 I'm also the man that's gonna take your chopper from you. 482 00:35:37,160 --> 00:35:38,161 What? 483 00:35:43,708 --> 00:35:44,751 They were right. 484 00:35:44,876 --> 00:35:46,044 You mean the A-Team? 485 00:35:46,544 --> 00:35:49,422 The escaped criminals being hunted down in Centerpoint. 486 00:35:49,881 --> 00:35:52,759 - They know you're in the area. - We won't be for long. 487 00:36:01,184 --> 00:36:04,521 Hey, Einstein, that sound's gonna carry to the rest of their men. 488 00:36:04,604 --> 00:36:06,606 You want a squad of soldiers crawling all over us? 489 00:36:06,690 --> 00:36:09,526 Hey, hey, come on now. He's right. 490 00:36:09,609 --> 00:36:10,860 You know that. 491 00:36:11,069 --> 00:36:13,279 Now we have to get a bigger jump as we can, right? 492 00:36:13,405 --> 00:36:14,531 Let's go. 493 00:36:27,752 --> 00:36:30,213 Why, you fellows wouldn't mind if I had a cigar? 494 00:36:33,216 --> 00:36:34,509 I can wait. 495 00:37:14,966 --> 00:37:17,052 It's all in the wrist. 496 00:37:28,271 --> 00:37:29,647 Where's Decker? 497 00:37:29,856 --> 00:37:31,858 Dad and I found him over near the basin. 498 00:37:31,983 --> 00:37:35,236 He and his lieutenant were banged up pretty bad, but at least they're alive. 499 00:37:35,361 --> 00:37:38,031 - They took his chopper. - We'll never catch him now. 500 00:37:38,239 --> 00:37:40,200 We could if we had our own chopper. 501 00:37:40,366 --> 00:37:43,119 "If we had our own chopper." Murdock, what would we do without you? 502 00:37:43,203 --> 00:37:44,496 You know, the nearest chopper... 503 00:37:44,621 --> 00:37:45,997 is the firefighter at Centerpoint. 504 00:37:46,081 --> 00:37:47,791 They use it to fight forest fires. 505 00:37:47,874 --> 00:37:51,336 But Gavin's men ruined all the radios and knocked down the phone lines. 506 00:37:51,753 --> 00:37:53,129 Forest fires, huh? 507 00:38:23,660 --> 00:38:26,287 Even if this plan works, I don't wanna go. 508 00:38:26,371 --> 00:38:28,706 Sooner or later, Decker and Crane are going to be up and about. 509 00:38:28,790 --> 00:38:30,250 They're gonna come after you guys. 510 00:38:30,333 --> 00:38:31,876 I don't care. Let them come. 511 00:38:32,001 --> 00:38:34,921 I'm not going in no chopper and that's final. 512 00:38:35,046 --> 00:38:38,299 You know what you do? You butter my biscuits. 513 00:38:38,508 --> 00:38:41,469 Here we are in the middle of a life-threatening situation... 514 00:38:41,594 --> 00:38:43,221 and bass-catcher Bob has given his life... 515 00:38:43,304 --> 00:38:45,765 so that you can have another chance at freedom, and what are you doing? 516 00:38:45,849 --> 00:38:48,893 You're just standing here like some sniveling child saying, "I'm not going." 517 00:38:48,977 --> 00:38:51,354 if you weren't gonna go, why didn't you tell us? 518 00:38:51,437 --> 00:38:54,899 Because we could have taken him and we could have burned you. 519 00:39:04,242 --> 00:39:05,326 What's happening, Murdock? 520 00:39:05,451 --> 00:39:07,412 What do you think? The crybaby ain't going. 521 00:39:08,037 --> 00:39:09,581 No, I don't think so. 522 00:39:18,715 --> 00:39:21,718 Boy, I sure hope that chopper shows up. 523 00:39:42,697 --> 00:39:44,490 Come on, get down here! 524 00:39:46,826 --> 00:39:48,745 Come on, down here! 525 00:39:56,753 --> 00:39:58,922 What happened here? Couple of kids screwing around? 526 00:39:59,005 --> 00:40:02,050 - Fred, I need your helicopter. - What're you talking about? 527 00:40:02,217 --> 00:40:04,969 - What's going on? - Fred, this is an emergency! 528 00:40:05,053 --> 00:40:07,472 And as an authority of this park, a federal reserve... 529 00:40:07,597 --> 00:40:09,557 I hereby commandeer this helicopter! 530 00:40:09,641 --> 00:40:10,850 Hey, Jenny, that's my job! 531 00:40:10,934 --> 00:40:13,561 This is my jurisdiction and these are my deputies. 532 00:40:13,645 --> 00:40:15,438 Will you be back? 533 00:40:15,605 --> 00:40:18,816 One way or the other I doubt it. 534 00:40:33,831 --> 00:40:37,335 What do you mean, "will you be back?" They got my chopper. 535 00:40:43,383 --> 00:40:46,010 I think we ought to load up that water container first. 536 00:40:46,094 --> 00:40:47,595 Aye, aye, sir. 537 00:40:57,897 --> 00:41:00,316 You know, those guys won't go very far. 538 00:41:00,525 --> 00:41:02,652 Especially since they left Decker alive. 539 00:41:02,777 --> 00:41:05,071 They'll ditch that chopper first chance they get. 540 00:41:05,154 --> 00:41:09,659 Now the best two places for them to put it down are here and here. 541 00:41:11,327 --> 00:41:12,662 I'm glad you agree. 542 00:41:12,787 --> 00:41:16,457 Well, I'd say if I was gonna ditch this thing... 543 00:41:16,541 --> 00:41:17,917 I'd try Red Rock Canyon... 544 00:41:18,001 --> 00:41:20,670 because it's easier to get down to the main road by foot. 545 00:41:35,310 --> 00:41:36,811 There she is! 546 00:43:34,971 --> 00:43:38,307 Okay, B.A., don't be too upset with him. 547 00:43:38,432 --> 00:43:41,978 I mean, we tried to tell him not to put you in that chopper when they kidnapped you. 548 00:43:42,061 --> 00:43:43,646 - Kidnapped me? - Yeah. 549 00:43:43,729 --> 00:43:46,607 Well, you see, we were lighting fires and they snuck back... 550 00:43:46,732 --> 00:43:48,609 and clobbered you from behind. 551 00:43:48,776 --> 00:43:51,863 Hell, we told them what you'd do when you came to, but-- 552 00:43:51,946 --> 00:43:54,240 They didn't put me in the helicopter. You did. 553 00:43:55,533 --> 00:43:58,161 Yeah, okay. Okay, fine. We did it. 554 00:43:58,327 --> 00:44:00,204 There, do you feel better? You feel better? 555 00:44:00,371 --> 00:44:02,165 We did it. There is nothing you can do about it. 556 00:44:02,248 --> 00:44:04,292 I mean, it was an emergency situation, B.A. 557 00:44:04,375 --> 00:44:07,587 Somebody had to do something and we did it. So there. 558 00:44:07,962 --> 00:44:08,963 It's okay. 559 00:44:09,046 --> 00:44:10,923 - It is? - No. 560 00:44:11,174 --> 00:44:14,302 No, but I like conning you, like you like conning me. 561 00:44:42,371 --> 00:44:44,207 Hi, there. You need a lift?