1 00:00:05,578 --> 00:00:09,426 Cal's holding me prisoner at the ranch, but I finally managed to sneak out. 2 00:00:10,422 --> 00:00:12,049 You want us to rescue your friend? 3 00:00:12,099 --> 00:00:15,124 Jackie and Cal are supposed to be getting against Jackie's wishes. 4 00:00:15,136 --> 00:00:16,667 Looks like we're going to a wedding. 5 00:00:16,714 --> 00:00:18,292 I now prounounce you man and wife. 6 00:00:18,292 --> 00:00:19,795 Aren't you gonna kiss the bride? 7 00:00:21,229 --> 00:00:23,057 We're here to deliver the weddin' cake. 8 00:00:23,708 --> 00:00:25,041 I want them stopped! 9 00:00:26,037 --> 00:00:27,170 - We outta juice. 10 00:00:27,184 --> 00:00:29,596 - What happens now? - We going down, boy. 11 00:00:31,932 --> 00:00:35,519 Ten years ago, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court... 12 00:00:35,602 --> 00:00:37,187 for a crime they didn't commit. 13 00:00:37,312 --> 00:00:42,109 These men promptly escaped from a maximum-security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. 14 00:00:42,234 --> 00:00:46,029 Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. 15 00:00:46,113 --> 00:00:49,908 If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them... 16 00:00:49,992 --> 00:00:52,744 maybe you can hire... the A-Team. 17 00:02:19,831 --> 00:02:22,376 Democratic leaders at the L.B.J. Ranch... 18 00:02:22,459 --> 00:02:25,128 the legislature votes on a new highway bill... 19 00:02:25,254 --> 00:02:28,006 and millionaire entrepreneur Calvin Cutter... 20 00:02:28,090 --> 00:02:32,386 ties the knot this week with Jaclyn Taylor, daughter of... 21 00:02:56,076 --> 00:02:59,621 Hi, this is Tracy. I'm not able to come to the phone right now... 22 00:02:59,788 --> 00:03:03,041 but if you leave your name and number, I'll get back to you as soon as possible. 23 00:03:03,125 --> 00:03:07,671 - Remember to wait for the beep before you start talking. - Come on! Beep already! 24 00:03:09,214 --> 00:03:11,425 - Tracy, it's Jackie. You've gotta help me. 25 00:03:11,633 --> 00:03:17,264 I gotta get outta Texas. Cal's holding me prisoner at the ranch, but I finally managed to sneak out. 26 00:03:17,389 --> 00:03:20,126 I'm on my way to Dallas. I'll call you. 27 00:03:20,151 --> 00:03:22,102 No! No! 28 00:03:47,711 --> 00:03:49,838 - L.A. Airport? - Yeah. 29 00:04:06,229 --> 00:04:10,192 Excuse me. How are you going to the airport? You're supposed to take a right back there. 30 00:04:10,484 --> 00:04:15,614 - I-I said, you're going the wrong way. - Don't worry, lady. I know a short cut. 31 00:04:15,906 --> 00:04:19,618 Hey, w-what're you doing? Where're we going? 32 00:04:19,701 --> 00:04:21,703 Wha... What are you doing? 33 00:04:22,037 --> 00:04:23,538 Wh-Where're we... 34 00:04:30,545 --> 00:04:32,798 Look, what do you want? I don't have any money. 35 00:04:32,881 --> 00:04:37,135 You better have somethin' if you wanna hire the A-Team. Roll up your window. 36 00:04:40,847 --> 00:04:43,183 Tracy, it's Jackie. You've gotta help me. 37 00:04:43,392 --> 00:04:48,897 I gotta get outta Texas. Cal's holding me prisoner at the ranch, but I finally managed to sneak out. 38 00:04:49,064 --> 00:04:51,566 I'm on my way to Dallas. I'll call you. 39 00:04:51,650 --> 00:04:53,819 No! No! 40 00:04:54,403 --> 00:04:58,031 Mr. Lee told us your story and played the tape for us. 41 00:04:58,407 --> 00:05:02,035 You want us to rescue your friend from a man named Calvin Cutter? 42 00:05:02,077 --> 00:05:04,663 - He's Jackie's fiancé. - Isn't he the guy who owns, like... 43 00:05:04,746 --> 00:05:07,666 - three-fourths of Wilson County, Texas? - Yes. 44 00:05:07,791 --> 00:05:12,045 Jackie's father was his partner until he was killed during a burglary at his office. 45 00:05:12,629 --> 00:05:15,215 Jackie and Cal are supposed to be getting married Saturday... 46 00:05:15,298 --> 00:05:18,885 but obviously against Jackie's wishes. 47 00:05:20,721 --> 00:05:23,932 - Have you told the Dallas police about this? - Well, that's the problem. 48 00:05:24,099 --> 00:05:29,479 I reported it, and they called out there and supposedly talked to Jackie, who said everything was fine. 49 00:05:29,646 --> 00:05:32,983 Told them she was just pulling a prank on an old sorority sister. 50 00:05:33,066 --> 00:05:35,861 She does have a rep for being a bit of a banana. 51 00:05:36,153 --> 00:05:40,824 Jaclyn Taylor. Isn't that the girl that did the nude bathing bit in the fountain in Rome? 52 00:05:40,949 --> 00:05:43,535 Yeah. I know she's in a lot of trouble. 53 00:05:43,660 --> 00:05:47,748 Look, I wouldn't have gone through all this to find you guys if I didn't really believe this. 54 00:05:47,831 --> 00:05:52,669 Well, we'd like to help you, Tracy, but if you're gonna hire us, we're very expensive. 55 00:05:52,753 --> 00:05:55,172 Once you rescue Jackie, money won't be an issue. 56 00:05:55,297 --> 00:05:57,883 But for starters, I can get you free passes through the airlines. 57 00:05:57,966 --> 00:06:00,969 - That'll save you airfare to Dallas. - No. 58 00:06:01,553 --> 00:06:07,017 Um, thanks anyway. Try not to worry. We'll try and help your friend. 59 00:06:07,684 --> 00:06:13,356 Well, guys, looks like we're going to a wedding. Here. Give this to Amy. 60 00:06:13,482 --> 00:06:16,234 Now, you needed a cab to go to the airport. 61 00:06:17,652 --> 00:06:18,695 Here's a cab. 62 00:06:18,820 --> 00:06:21,239 Well, wait a minute. Where are you going? 63 00:06:21,740 --> 00:06:23,992 Wait! Wait a minute. W-Wait. 64 00:06:24,284 --> 00:06:26,119 Wait. You guys can't leave me here. 65 00:06:26,661 --> 00:06:27,996 Wait a minute. 66 00:06:43,345 --> 00:06:45,555 - Yeah? - We're here to deliver the weddin' cake. 67 00:06:45,680 --> 00:06:49,392 Well, I already let a truck through here with a cake. How many they havin'? 68 00:06:51,353 --> 00:06:56,775 You say you let another truck pass? That was the wrong cake. That was the pineapple. 69 00:06:56,858 --> 00:07:02,030 - We are to be serving the lemon filling. - Well, nobody said nothin' about it bein' the wrong cake. 70 00:07:02,113 --> 00:07:06,743 Would you admit pineapple when you should be having lemon? 71 00:07:09,913 --> 00:07:13,250 Mmm! A masterpiece. 72 00:07:14,501 --> 00:07:16,586 Okay, okay. Go on through. 73 00:07:19,840 --> 00:07:24,719 - Murdock, what are you doing? That's shaving cream. - So what? It's just a little soap. 74 00:07:24,845 --> 00:07:27,347 Murdock, you're always eating such weird stuff. 75 00:07:27,430 --> 00:07:29,224 He's a weird dude. 76 00:07:29,891 --> 00:07:33,061 - Doesn't it ever get to you? - Of course not. 77 00:07:34,563 --> 00:07:36,565 Look, bubbles. 78 00:08:00,672 --> 00:08:02,299 But I just wanna use the restroom. 79 00:08:02,424 --> 00:08:07,345 Well, I'm sorry, but nobody is allowed in the house except in the kitchen, and there ain't no restroom in the kitchen. 80 00:08:07,554 --> 00:08:11,641 Now, if you want to use the one down here by the pool, it's been set up for guests for you. 81 00:08:12,517 --> 00:08:14,102 - Thank you. - Mm-hmm. 82 00:08:21,902 --> 00:08:26,281 - You look just like that guy at Lucy's in Saigon. - Well, you look like Lucy. 83 00:08:26,781 --> 00:08:32,537 - B.A., you and I'll get the cake. - Be careful with that. It took me hours to bake it. 84 00:08:32,579 --> 00:08:35,415 It's only cardboard, fool. It's not a real cake. 85 00:08:35,498 --> 00:08:38,919 Some people have no appreciation for art. 86 00:08:39,002 --> 00:08:42,505 Hi, there. Hannibal, this is not gonna be real simple to pull off. 87 00:08:42,589 --> 00:08:46,718 This ranch is set up like Fort Knox, and the guests include the sheriff and the mayor. 88 00:08:46,843 --> 00:08:49,763 - What about the inside? - Beats me. Nobody can get in there. 89 00:08:49,846 --> 00:08:52,515 - Well, they gotta let the caterers into the kitchen. - Right. 90 00:08:52,599 --> 00:08:55,769 B.A., you check out the kitchen. See if we can get to the inside from there. 91 00:08:55,894 --> 00:08:59,230 Amy, you shoot the layout of the house from the outside. 92 00:08:59,356 --> 00:09:03,610 Le chef, mingle around. Find out which guests are carrying weapons. 93 00:09:03,777 --> 00:09:06,488 And Face? You get to find the bride. 94 00:09:06,613 --> 00:09:08,740 You bet. And what are you gonna be doing? 95 00:09:08,865 --> 00:09:11,284 Oh, just tinkering around. 96 00:09:22,379 --> 00:09:24,923 Excuse me. Where did you come from? 97 00:09:25,048 --> 00:09:29,970 - What kind of stupid question is that, fool? I brought the cake. - But we already have a cake. 98 00:09:30,095 --> 00:09:32,305 Well, you got another one. 99 00:09:32,555 --> 00:09:36,059 I see. Well, take your cake... 100 00:09:36,184 --> 00:09:39,854 and put it on the back table behind my buffet. 101 00:09:39,980 --> 00:09:41,398 And here. 102 00:09:43,316 --> 00:09:46,695 Serve these drinks to the guests on your way out. 103 00:10:07,882 --> 00:10:11,511 - Hey! - Hi! 104 00:10:11,594 --> 00:10:14,931 What do you think you're doing back here? This area's off-limits to guests. 105 00:10:15,056 --> 00:10:17,809 Oh. Oh, I'm terribly sorry. 106 00:10:17,976 --> 00:10:21,771 Nuptial photos. I was just trying to get a feel for the place, you know? 107 00:10:21,938 --> 00:10:25,025 So that I can choose the best backgrounds for the portraits later. 108 00:10:25,108 --> 00:10:29,446 Yeah, well, no one's allowed in the house right now. We don't want to disturb the bride. 109 00:10:29,571 --> 00:10:34,743 No problem. Could I just have a picture of you, please? 110 00:10:37,078 --> 00:10:38,538 Smile! 111 00:10:50,175 --> 00:10:54,179 - Hi. How ya doin'? These are for Miss Taylor. Beautiful, aren't they? - Huh! 112 00:10:54,262 --> 00:10:57,515 - They're from her best friend, Tracy. - Uh, nobody's allowed upstairs. 113 00:10:57,599 --> 00:11:00,769 - I will see that she gets them. - Right. 114 00:11:03,518 --> 00:11:04,727 Thank you. 115 00:11:05,732 --> 00:11:08,193 Thanks. How's the catering service? 116 00:11:08,860 --> 00:11:12,989 We can forget about the kitchen, man. It's guarded. Ain't no way we're gettin' in back there. 117 00:11:13,073 --> 00:11:14,908 Well, we're not getting in from the front either. 118 00:11:14,991 --> 00:11:18,119 The goons in the tuxedos are armed. 119 00:11:21,206 --> 00:11:23,917 Here, lady. Tie on a few. 120 00:11:29,506 --> 00:11:33,551 - Well, are you nervous, old boy? - Now, why in the heck should I be nervous... 121 00:11:33,635 --> 00:11:37,597 when I'm marryin' someone who means more to me than anything ever has? 122 00:11:37,847 --> 00:11:41,059 That Jackie definitely is one fine woman. 123 00:11:41,476 --> 00:11:45,563 If only her father could have been here today to share this day with us... 124 00:11:46,940 --> 00:11:49,692 and see how happy his little girl is. 125 00:12:00,787 --> 00:12:03,081 Got some flowers for you from Tracy. 126 00:12:03,331 --> 00:12:05,792 Hey, uh, shouldn't you oughta be gettin' dressed? 127 00:12:05,917 --> 00:12:07,752 I mean, that wedding's about to start down there. 128 00:12:07,961 --> 00:12:11,923 Buzz off, clown. I'll get dressed when I'm good and ready. 129 00:12:27,605 --> 00:12:30,358 She's in one of these rooms upstairs. 130 00:12:31,109 --> 00:12:35,238 This trellis should hold you and Murdock. 131 00:12:35,405 --> 00:12:40,618 Murdock does not climb trellises. Murdock is a designer of pastry. 132 00:12:42,370 --> 00:12:43,913 Murdock, are you catching cold? 133 00:12:44,038 --> 00:12:48,001 No. He's coughing because he ate the shaving cream off the phoney wedding cake. 134 00:12:48,084 --> 00:12:49,627 The man is a nut. 135 00:12:51,045 --> 00:12:52,630 That's our cue. 136 00:12:59,179 --> 00:13:01,472 Get her... now. 137 00:13:03,516 --> 00:13:06,936 Hey! Finish that and get on outta here! 138 00:13:40,094 --> 00:13:41,638 Are you the guys who wrote this note? 139 00:13:41,763 --> 00:13:44,307 - That's right. Tracy hired us to come and get you. - Ohh! 140 00:13:44,599 --> 00:13:46,851 - Let's go, Jackie. They're startin' to play the music. 141 00:13:48,269 --> 00:13:51,105 Where is she? Everybody's seated. We're ready to go. 142 00:13:51,231 --> 00:13:53,566 Eh, she's just takin' her good ol' time. 143 00:13:53,858 --> 00:13:57,195 Are you sure she's in there? She ran off once. 144 00:13:59,781 --> 00:14:01,741 Well, it's about time. 145 00:15:11,352 --> 00:15:14,731 Dearly beloved, we are gathered here to join this man... 146 00:15:14,814 --> 00:15:17,483 and this woman in holy matrimony. 147 00:15:21,487 --> 00:15:25,950 This is the wildest thing I've ever done. You guys are crazy! 148 00:15:26,159 --> 00:15:28,953 Speaking of Murdock, where is he? 149 00:15:29,120 --> 00:15:34,709 Do you, Jaclyn Leigh Taylor, take this man, Calvin Cutter, to be your lawful wedded husband? 150 00:15:34,959 --> 00:15:37,587 Well, I didn't go through all this to see how I looked in white! 151 00:15:42,175 --> 00:15:44,302 Thanks for coming. I love your dress. 152 00:15:46,929 --> 00:15:48,306 Now, B.A.! 153 00:15:49,182 --> 00:15:50,808 Down, suckers! 154 00:16:01,986 --> 00:16:03,821 Come to me, my precious! 155 00:16:08,284 --> 00:16:11,204 You stop her at the front gate. Come on with me. 156 00:16:12,246 --> 00:16:16,459 I'm a bird, I'm a plane, I'm a choo-choo train! Wow! 157 00:16:16,667 --> 00:16:18,336 Touchdown! 158 00:16:19,087 --> 00:16:21,422 Waahh! 159 00:16:21,589 --> 00:16:24,842 Can't you hear a woman in distress? Aah! 160 00:16:36,687 --> 00:16:40,274 Tell Sheriff Gillis to set up a roadblock on Highway 10! 161 00:16:40,942 --> 00:16:44,362 I don't care how he does it. I want them stopped! 162 00:16:59,460 --> 00:17:03,423 I wonder why these have to be white? It's such an impractical colour. Look how dirty it is already. 163 00:17:03,506 --> 00:17:06,092 It's okay, Murdock. I doubt you'll need to wear it again. 164 00:17:13,933 --> 00:17:16,644 - You guys are something else! - Sometimes. 165 00:17:35,037 --> 00:17:36,998 Gee, I thought the wedding was beautiful. 166 00:17:37,206 --> 00:17:42,253 Tyres exploding everywhere, a cake that shoots back. The whole thing right out of Bridal magazine. 167 00:17:42,545 --> 00:17:45,298 The only thing I didn't understand is... 168 00:17:45,465 --> 00:17:48,092 why marry a guy who locks you in your room? 169 00:17:48,468 --> 00:17:50,887 At first, Cal was caring and gracious. 170 00:17:51,137 --> 00:17:54,265 But little by little, I began to suspect his motives in dating me. 171 00:17:54,348 --> 00:17:58,102 And then my father died, and I inherited most of his financial empire... 172 00:17:58,227 --> 00:18:01,272 which is what Cal was really after right from the top. 173 00:18:01,481 --> 00:18:04,317 Then I began to suspect that he might've killed my father. 174 00:18:04,442 --> 00:18:07,361 Oh, and to think I almost married into that family. 175 00:18:07,528 --> 00:18:09,947 Couple of months ago, Calvin started getting mean. 176 00:18:10,072 --> 00:18:13,075 The charm was gone. All the little jokes. 177 00:18:13,534 --> 00:18:16,704 It was like, in one second he became another man. 178 00:18:16,787 --> 00:18:19,040 - Sounds like a sociopath. - A what? 179 00:18:19,123 --> 00:18:21,834 A sociopathic personality is simply a person who feels no emotion... 180 00:18:21,959 --> 00:18:23,878 no love, no pain, nothin'. 181 00:18:23,961 --> 00:18:26,464 Course, they learn to fake these things very well. 182 00:18:26,547 --> 00:18:29,383 But they could kill without regard... 183 00:18:29,509 --> 00:18:31,860 and then pass a lie detector test with impunity. 184 00:18:32,428 --> 00:18:35,389 You see, aside from being the A-Team's perennial bride... 185 00:18:35,473 --> 00:18:37,850 I also handle the, uh, psychological profiles. 186 00:18:37,975 --> 00:18:41,229 But I shan't, uh... I shan't bore you with my credentials, my dear. 187 00:18:41,979 --> 00:18:43,856 Man, you ain't got no credentials. 188 00:18:44,023 --> 00:18:47,818 Only ones you got is the fact you been committed to the nuthouse for 10 years. 189 00:18:47,944 --> 00:18:51,948 I can't believe a man can kill his partner and get away so easily. 190 00:18:52,073 --> 00:18:56,869 Well, my father had this one idiosyncrasy: He tape-recorded his meetings. 191 00:18:57,036 --> 00:18:59,330 He had a tape hidden under his desk. 192 00:18:59,455 --> 00:19:03,167 So if he taped every meeting, he could have recorded his own murder. 193 00:19:03,459 --> 00:19:05,795 But I've had no way of getting at the tape. 194 00:19:06,045 --> 00:19:09,632 As soon as my father died, Calvin took over his office... 195 00:19:09,757 --> 00:19:11,884 so I've no way of getting in there to find the tape. 196 00:19:12,009 --> 00:19:15,054 I don't think Calvin knew he had it, so I don't think he thought to look for it. 197 00:19:15,137 --> 00:19:18,683 Well, getting into places happens to be one of our specialities. 198 00:19:25,565 --> 00:19:27,858 Hey, y'all. Get ready for a detour. 199 00:19:29,735 --> 00:19:34,991 Yeah, uh, let's go around, B.A. Go slow. They're looking for a catering truck. 200 00:19:49,130 --> 00:19:52,300 You can be sure every dirt road out of this county is blocked. 201 00:19:52,425 --> 00:19:56,178 May I ask you a question? In all your father's holdings, which you now control... 202 00:19:56,262 --> 00:19:59,473 are there any communication companies? 203 00:20:00,057 --> 00:20:04,979 We have a little newspaper in Austin, and we own a radio and TV station here in town... 204 00:20:05,146 --> 00:20:07,273 and a few publishing interests out of state. 205 00:20:07,440 --> 00:20:10,985 A TV station. How nice. 206 00:20:13,738 --> 00:20:17,575 Well, this is the truck, all right. Ya know, if they're on foot, we ain't gonna have too much trouble findin' 'em. 207 00:20:17,700 --> 00:20:20,703 They're not on foot. Lookee here. Tire tracks. 208 00:20:21,279 --> 00:20:24,395 - They're not the tire tracks from that truck either. - Hell, they switched vehicles! 209 00:20:24,420 --> 00:20:25,630 Let's go! 210 00:20:52,860 --> 00:20:55,029 - You gotta help me, Pete. - Jackie! 211 00:20:55,446 --> 00:20:58,282 I need a spot, Pete... station I.D. break, anything. 212 00:20:58,449 --> 00:21:01,369 Just give me 30 seconds; 15, if that's all you got. 213 00:21:01,494 --> 00:21:04,580 - What's goin' on here? I got a report that you were kidnapped. 214 00:21:04,664 --> 00:21:08,918 I loaned our helicopter to the sheriff to look for the... the kidnappers. 215 00:21:09,085 --> 00:21:12,380 I wasn't kidnapped, Pete, but I have been held hostage... 216 00:21:12,505 --> 00:21:15,132 and my life has been threatened by Calvin. 217 00:21:15,341 --> 00:21:20,137 Now, I wanna punch in and interrupt our broadcast with an editorial comment on my fiancé. 218 00:21:20,262 --> 00:21:22,973 Oh, no. Now, wait just a minute now. We can't... 219 00:21:23,015 --> 00:21:24,850 You hard of hearin', sucker? 220 00:21:25,309 --> 00:21:27,603 Uh, j-just a minute. 221 00:21:32,358 --> 00:21:34,402 He seem a little edgy to you? 222 00:21:35,069 --> 00:21:38,823 She's down here with a bunch of real mangy-lookin' characters... 223 00:21:38,948 --> 00:21:41,492 ready to malign you on public television. 224 00:21:41,701 --> 00:21:45,746 All right, Pete, all right. Now, you just keep her there. 225 00:21:52,336 --> 00:21:55,047 Bo, she's at the television station. 226 00:21:58,426 --> 00:22:02,471 So, uh, you doing anything Saturday night? 227 00:22:11,856 --> 00:22:15,484 Uh-oh. Somebody sold us out. 228 00:22:16,068 --> 00:22:19,697 Now, we gotta get a tape camera and a recorder. Let's go. 229 00:22:22,742 --> 00:22:27,079 Too bad the chopper from the TV station's not here. We could've used that to get out of the county. 230 00:22:27,455 --> 00:22:29,206 Murdock, grab that camera. 231 00:22:29,331 --> 00:22:32,877 - Right. - Eh, what are you gonna do, Hannibal? Shoot home movies? 232 00:22:33,127 --> 00:22:34,670 I've got a plan. 233 00:23:04,408 --> 00:23:07,369 Cutter got this place staked out like nothin' I've never seen before. 234 00:23:07,536 --> 00:23:11,040 Yeah, it looks like he's got just about everyone bought or workin' for him. 235 00:23:11,290 --> 00:23:13,626 You got any other great plans, Hannibal? 236 00:23:20,883 --> 00:23:24,261 Ah, no. That's a horrible plan, Hannibal. Let me make this real clear. 237 00:23:24,386 --> 00:23:27,932 - I hate this plan. - Ah, it's just a simple ceremony. 238 00:23:28,015 --> 00:23:31,519 No, no. But it's my ceremony, and I don't wanna marry her. 239 00:23:31,685 --> 00:23:36,273 Look, buddy, I don't appreciate your attitude. I'm not exactly a toad. 240 00:23:36,524 --> 00:23:39,360 Look, lady, it don't have anything to do with you. 241 00:23:39,610 --> 00:23:42,863 Marriage. There has to be a better way. 242 00:23:43,155 --> 00:23:48,619 I've explained it to you before. If we get Jackie in a marriage contract, Calvin can't touch her. 243 00:23:48,828 --> 00:23:53,165 - If he kills her, you get the money. - But what if he kills me? 244 00:23:53,249 --> 00:23:55,709 Well, then the orphanage in your will gets the money. 245 00:23:55,835 --> 00:23:58,963 See, he gets nothing. It'll freeze him. 246 00:23:59,088 --> 00:24:02,675 I mean, we need an insurance policy, and you're it. 247 00:24:02,883 --> 00:24:04,844 Actually, it's brilliant. 248 00:24:05,845 --> 00:24:08,556 - Can I be maid of honour? - I wanted that. 249 00:24:08,722 --> 00:24:11,475 Get in there, fool. You're crazy. 250 00:24:13,561 --> 00:24:15,729 Do you, Jaclyn Leigh Taylor... 251 00:24:15,896 --> 00:24:19,942 take Templeton Peck to be your lawful wedded husband? 252 00:24:21,235 --> 00:24:22,486 I do. 253 00:24:22,987 --> 00:24:24,947 And do you, Templeton Peck... 254 00:24:25,406 --> 00:24:28,492 take Jaclyn to be your lawfully wedded wife? 255 00:24:33,789 --> 00:24:35,207 Answer the guy. 256 00:24:35,749 --> 00:24:39,211 Uh, yeah, yeah. I do. 257 00:24:39,420 --> 00:24:40,754 The ring, please. 258 00:24:41,463 --> 00:24:42,923 Ah. Uh... 259 00:24:43,382 --> 00:24:45,342 B.A., would you mind? 260 00:24:54,059 --> 00:24:56,145 Uh, do you have a little smaller? 261 00:25:04,987 --> 00:25:09,575 By the powers vested in me, I now pronounce you man and wife. 262 00:25:09,825 --> 00:25:11,660 Aren't you gonna kiss the bride? 263 00:25:23,839 --> 00:25:28,677 Okay, Bobby. Send a couple of units up toward the junction, then go check out Four Corners yourself. 264 00:25:45,527 --> 00:25:47,237 Well? What have you got? 265 00:25:47,446 --> 00:25:51,158 I'm sorry, Calvin. Nothing since they slipped out of the TV station yesterday. 266 00:25:51,325 --> 00:25:53,786 Well, how in the heck did they get away? 267 00:25:54,370 --> 00:25:58,999 I want them, Gillis, you hear? I want their butts bad. 268 00:25:59,166 --> 00:26:01,251 Now, we're bound to find 'em sooner or later. 269 00:26:01,543 --> 00:26:06,799 - I know how much Jackie means to you. - You find 'em. You find 'em and bring 'em to me. 270 00:26:09,343 --> 00:26:12,388 They better not have gotten out of the county. He's gonna have us ground up for sausage. 271 00:26:12,513 --> 00:26:16,058 Nah, no way. They just must have found a place to hole up last night. 272 00:26:16,809 --> 00:26:21,855 Rise and shine, ladies. Checkout time at the Hannibal Hilton is 10:00 a. m. 273 00:26:22,398 --> 00:26:24,483 I can't handle this another night, Hannibal. 274 00:26:24,608 --> 00:26:28,862 If we get stuck in this county till tomorrow, I'm taking my chances and checking into a motel. 275 00:26:28,946 --> 00:26:32,449 - We're not stayin' another night. - Wanna bet? 276 00:26:32,908 --> 00:26:36,203 I knew I hit somethin' last night when I turned off the road. 277 00:26:38,414 --> 00:26:41,542 Up and at 'em, Lieutenant. How was your bridal night? 278 00:26:41,959 --> 00:26:44,962 - Got a busted brake line. - Yeah? What's it look like? 279 00:26:45,129 --> 00:26:47,214 Like a busted brake line, man. 280 00:26:47,923 --> 00:26:50,300 - Good morning, honey. - Can you fix it, B.A.? 281 00:26:50,426 --> 00:26:52,636 - Gonna try. Thanks, Hannibal. - Ah, ah. 282 00:26:52,886 --> 00:26:55,931 - I need those. - What you need my tools for? 283 00:26:56,598 --> 00:27:00,477 To get my hands on the tape that'll prove Calvin Cutter's a murderer. 284 00:27:00,978 --> 00:27:04,064 I'm not gonna leave the county without proof. I want to nail this guy. 285 00:27:04,314 --> 00:27:09,737 The tape recorder's somewhere in the desk. I know that for sure. I just don't know if Daddy had it goin' that night. 286 00:27:09,862 --> 00:27:13,991 - We'll find out. - The tape ain't gonna do us any good if we can't get outta the county with it. 287 00:27:14,116 --> 00:27:16,076 Looks like I don't have no wheels. 288 00:27:16,285 --> 00:27:18,454 ♪ Good morning muchachos ♪ 289 00:27:18,829 --> 00:27:23,459 All was quiet last night, but I wanna tell ya, that turn-off we took is real visible in the daylight. 290 00:27:23,751 --> 00:27:26,086 We gotta keep posting a 24-hour guard. 291 00:27:26,253 --> 00:27:29,548 We don't want a police car finding us when we're not lookin'. 292 00:27:30,174 --> 00:27:32,051 I'll get back as soon as I can. 293 00:27:32,134 --> 00:27:35,721 Can you bring some food? Oh, I'm starved. 294 00:27:36,472 --> 00:27:39,058 Yeah. I'll, uh... I'll get the next watch. 295 00:27:41,268 --> 00:27:42,603 - Uh, Murdock? - Hmm? 296 00:27:42,728 --> 00:27:46,231 - Can I borrow your hat? - Sure, Colonel. Would you mind delivering this for me? 297 00:27:46,315 --> 00:27:50,569 - What is it? - It's that stupid letter he was writin' last night, Hannibal. The man is nuts. 298 00:27:50,736 --> 00:27:55,991 He's writin' Cutter a letter, tellin' him how sorry and bad he feel for leavin' a man at the altar. 299 00:27:59,787 --> 00:28:03,499 He was lucky to have had you, a short a time as he did. 300 00:28:03,749 --> 00:28:05,417 Oh, man! 301 00:28:05,751 --> 00:28:10,297 Thank you, Colonel. It was beautiful of you to say that. I'm touched. 302 00:28:10,339 --> 00:28:13,258 - You sure are, fool. - And so are you, Hannibal. 303 00:28:13,342 --> 00:28:15,969 Cutter is crazy. Come on. He killed his partner. 304 00:28:16,053 --> 00:28:20,974 - He's got the cops out lookin' for us, and you're gonna go to his office. - Yeah. 305 00:29:01,557 --> 00:29:04,351 - Oh, good morning, Mr. Cutter. - Hold all my calls. 306 00:29:04,434 --> 00:29:08,438 - There haven't been any calls, sir. The phone lines are out. - What? 307 00:29:08,856 --> 00:29:13,777 Luckily, somebody reported it last night, and the repairman just got here. 308 00:29:14,903 --> 00:29:16,155 Um... 309 00:29:19,950 --> 00:29:21,618 What are you doing? 310 00:29:23,871 --> 00:29:26,248 This little orange sucker rolled right under the desk. 311 00:29:26,373 --> 00:29:31,003 How much longer will you be, do you think? I told you to be out of here by 9:00. 312 00:29:31,044 --> 00:29:34,381 - Yeah, I heard you. - I'm really sorry, Mr. Cutter. 313 00:29:34,548 --> 00:29:37,092 I, uh... I take it that you've had no word yet? 314 00:29:37,176 --> 00:29:39,636 No. Give me and Bo a minute. 315 00:29:40,637 --> 00:29:43,140 - Some coffee? - Get out! 316 00:29:43,724 --> 00:29:46,977 - Please finish up. - Yes, ma'am. 317 00:29:48,437 --> 00:29:52,399 - What's the word from Gillis? - Nothin', I guess. 318 00:29:52,482 --> 00:29:55,277 Nothin', you guess? "Nothin' I guess"? 319 00:29:55,485 --> 00:29:59,698 How can I use a "nothin' I guess"? When am I gonna get the use of my phone back? 320 00:29:59,823 --> 00:30:02,910 Why don't ya put this thing back together and get outta here! 321 00:30:06,205 --> 00:30:07,331 Well! 322 00:30:09,041 --> 00:30:12,085 I guess I just don't have the knack of fixin' those things. 323 00:30:12,794 --> 00:30:17,549 Didn't do too well at the catering business either this weekend. Loused up your wedding and everything. 324 00:30:20,010 --> 00:30:22,763 You. Get him! 325 00:30:26,058 --> 00:30:27,809 Ah, ah. 326 00:30:29,269 --> 00:30:31,188 Just stand still, sonny. 327 00:30:33,607 --> 00:30:37,152 Jackie... Now, what'd you do to her? 'Cause if you've hurt her... 328 00:30:37,277 --> 00:30:38,654 A pretty girl like that? 329 00:30:38,946 --> 00:30:41,573 Hey, she's in terrific shape. 330 00:30:42,366 --> 00:30:45,369 And... she made a lovely bride. 331 00:30:45,494 --> 00:30:46,662 What? 332 00:30:51,458 --> 00:30:53,335 Do you, Jaclyn Leigh Taylor... 333 00:30:53,627 --> 00:30:56,588 take... Templeton Peck... 334 00:30:56,880 --> 00:30:58,757 to be your lawfully wedded husband? 335 00:30:59,716 --> 00:31:01,134 I do. 336 00:31:02,010 --> 00:31:04,012 And do you, Templeton Peck... 337 00:31:04,513 --> 00:31:07,808 take Jackie to be your lawfully wedded wife? 338 00:31:08,934 --> 00:31:10,352 What is that? 339 00:31:10,519 --> 00:31:13,063 - Her wedding movies. - Wedding! 340 00:31:13,146 --> 00:31:17,150 Uh, yeah, yeah. I do. 341 00:31:17,609 --> 00:31:19,069 The ring, please. 342 00:31:19,653 --> 00:31:22,572 Here's a copy of the marriage certificate. 343 00:31:23,490 --> 00:31:25,492 It was a beautiful ceremony. Too bad you couldn't make it. 344 00:31:25,617 --> 00:31:28,704 - What is going on? - You're gonna take the heat off us... 345 00:31:28,829 --> 00:31:30,580 and we're gonna get out of this county safely... 346 00:31:30,664 --> 00:31:35,544 or that good-lookin' guy on the videotape there is gonna take an office down the hall. 347 00:31:36,003 --> 00:31:39,965 And since he now has controlling interest in Taylor-Cutter Enterprises... 348 00:31:40,132 --> 00:31:42,676 bring me in as his new administrator. 349 00:31:43,760 --> 00:31:46,013 First thing I'd do is upgrade the phone system. 350 00:31:46,263 --> 00:31:51,101 Second thing I'd do is fire the entire executive staff starting with you. 351 00:31:51,685 --> 00:31:54,771 - What about Jackie? - She goes with us. 352 00:31:58,859 --> 00:32:00,277 See you later. 353 00:32:29,639 --> 00:32:33,602 - Are you always this quick? - Oh, I, uh... I... Gee, I-I'm real sorry. 354 00:32:33,685 --> 00:32:37,064 I, uh... I thought you... What'd you sneak up on me for like that? 355 00:32:37,147 --> 00:32:40,359 I just came to relieve you. You've been on duty all morning. 356 00:32:40,734 --> 00:32:44,613 You can go join the others. Ahh, I feel real bad about this. 357 00:32:44,696 --> 00:32:48,492 - I know how uncomfortable you are around me and all. - Oh, you kidding? 358 00:32:48,575 --> 00:32:50,702 Don't be ridiculous. It's, uh... It's nothing. 359 00:32:50,786 --> 00:32:53,955 - Have you ever been married before in the line of duty? - No. 360 00:32:54,122 --> 00:32:56,833 No doubt about it, we're talking a real first here. 361 00:32:57,876 --> 00:33:00,629 Well, I don't think we're going anyplace for a few hours... 362 00:33:00,837 --> 00:33:04,049 and I'd kinda like to know a little something about my husband. 363 00:33:12,974 --> 00:33:15,352 That's good. Keeping double watch. 364 00:33:15,519 --> 00:33:20,732 Keeps you from dropping your, uh... guard. 365 00:33:20,941 --> 00:33:23,485 Sorry I'm late, but I had to stop for some burgers. Come on. 366 00:33:23,819 --> 00:33:27,197 Food? Hannibal, I'm in your debt. 367 00:33:27,989 --> 00:33:30,117 Yeah. Me too. 368 00:33:36,581 --> 00:33:39,000 - Did you get the tape? - No, but I know it's there. 369 00:33:39,167 --> 00:33:41,420 - Almost had my hand on it when I was interrupted. - Ohh. 370 00:33:41,545 --> 00:33:46,842 - Which means you're going back. - Well, which means... Face and I are going back. 371 00:33:46,925 --> 00:33:50,971 - After all, he owns the stock Cutter's after. - Just lost my appetite. 372 00:33:53,515 --> 00:33:56,601 I didn't go through all this to give away my piece of the company. 373 00:33:57,436 --> 00:34:01,648 I couldn't take the tape when Cutter could see me, otherwise he'd never let us out of the county. 374 00:34:02,149 --> 00:34:06,945 - That's gonna come out all right. - Ain't nothin' gonna work out without my tools, Hannibal. 375 00:34:07,195 --> 00:34:11,324 Oh, wow! You went to Hamburger Heaven! 376 00:34:11,408 --> 00:34:15,120 Home of Captain Bellybuster, America's hero! 377 00:34:15,120 --> 00:34:18,665 Did you get me a Bellybustin' Surprise Pack, Hannibal? Did ya, did ya, did ya? 378 00:34:18,748 --> 00:34:20,500 Uh, sorry, Murdock, but... 379 00:34:20,876 --> 00:34:25,839 with six Tummy Tingler malts, look what you get free. 380 00:34:26,298 --> 00:34:29,217 A Captain Bellybuster cap! 381 00:34:30,135 --> 00:34:32,345 Out of the blue, I'm coming at you. 382 00:34:32,429 --> 00:34:36,391 Super-nutritious and super-delicious! 383 00:34:38,310 --> 00:34:41,271 Hannibal, I can't do nothin' under there without my tools, man. 384 00:34:41,646 --> 00:34:43,315 Sorry, B.A. I had to leave 'em behind. 385 00:34:43,440 --> 00:34:47,694 But when I was up in Cutter's building, I saw something else that'll get us out of this county. 386 00:34:48,403 --> 00:34:51,072 - Calvin's helicopter! - No way, man! 387 00:34:51,239 --> 00:34:53,867 B.A., will you relax and eat your sandwich? 388 00:34:53,992 --> 00:34:58,038 I ain't eatin' none of your food, Hannibal. Knock me out and drag me on some helicopter. 389 00:34:58,121 --> 00:35:00,624 B.A., you are getting crazy. 390 00:35:00,916 --> 00:35:02,292 I am, huh? 391 00:35:04,461 --> 00:35:06,046 You got somethin' to say? 392 00:35:25,524 --> 00:35:28,318 - Guess the food didn't agree with him. - Oh, great. 393 00:35:28,610 --> 00:35:32,948 Our only way out of the county is by air, and our only pilot is now unconscious. 394 00:35:33,240 --> 00:35:35,742 Well, looks like we won't be flyin'. 395 00:35:48,547 --> 00:35:50,090 How'd I do? 396 00:35:54,261 --> 00:35:55,762 They're here, Cal. 397 00:35:58,098 --> 00:36:01,518 - How you doin', Calvin? - You got the ownership papers? 398 00:36:09,568 --> 00:36:14,781 By the way, I don't believe we've had the pleasure. Templeton Peck of the Los Angeles Pecks. 399 00:36:14,906 --> 00:36:16,992 I, uh, think you know my wife. 400 00:36:18,493 --> 00:36:19,995 Sore loser. 401 00:36:22,455 --> 00:36:24,833 - Sign. - Oh. 402 00:36:26,126 --> 00:36:28,003 Um, would you mind if... 403 00:36:28,878 --> 00:36:31,881 Thanks. Excuse me. 404 00:36:32,007 --> 00:36:33,592 Just sign 'em. 405 00:36:37,387 --> 00:36:39,097 Ah! Heh! 406 00:36:41,641 --> 00:36:43,643 Bo, why don't ya call Sheriff Gillis? 407 00:36:43,768 --> 00:36:47,772 - Tell him to call off the roadblock. Oh, I... I wouldn't bother doing that. 408 00:36:48,356 --> 00:36:50,942 - Uh, Mr. Peck. - Yes, Mr. Smith? 409 00:36:51,026 --> 00:36:53,153 I'd hold off signing those papers too. 410 00:36:53,278 --> 00:36:56,406 - Oh, don't get cute with me. - You're not my type. 411 00:36:57,282 --> 00:37:01,536 There's a little voice in my head that keeps telling me you didn't get to be king of this county by dealing straight. 412 00:37:01,631 --> 00:37:04,164 - Get to the chase. - We'll go on up to the roof. 413 00:37:04,331 --> 00:37:08,460 Then we'll sign the ownership papers, and you'll loan us your chopper to fly outta here. 414 00:37:08,543 --> 00:37:12,130 - Hey, no way! - It's a deal. Let's go. 415 00:37:12,213 --> 00:37:14,382 - Cal! - Let's go! 416 00:37:16,801 --> 00:37:19,512 Mr. Peck. And don't forget the chopper keys. 417 00:37:21,056 --> 00:37:22,599 Get the keys. 418 00:37:57,509 --> 00:37:59,052 Keys, please. 419 00:38:00,929 --> 00:38:04,432 I guess that does it. Now you've got the whole company. 420 00:38:04,933 --> 00:38:06,893 We'll write when we get settled in. 421 00:38:12,315 --> 00:38:13,942 Cover 'em! 422 00:38:16,027 --> 00:38:18,363 What'd you get out of my desk? 423 00:38:19,280 --> 00:38:20,740 I didn't do anything. 424 00:38:21,241 --> 00:38:26,329 Well, it seems like your ex-partner had a very suspicious nature, so he bugged his office. 425 00:38:26,454 --> 00:38:30,875 He turned on his recorder every time he was talking to somebody, like the night he was killed. 426 00:38:31,042 --> 00:38:35,255 Well, you may as well give me back that tape and the keys. 427 00:38:35,380 --> 00:38:38,633 - You mean these aren't the real keys? - Oh, they're the real keys all right... 428 00:38:38,717 --> 00:38:40,885 but, uh, you ain't about to get in that bird, partner. 429 00:38:41,010 --> 00:38:43,888 Oh, these are the real keys, Face. 430 00:38:44,347 --> 00:38:45,890 The real keys. 431 00:39:17,505 --> 00:39:19,424 Get the other keys! 432 00:39:36,608 --> 00:39:39,778 I can't believe this worked. We're gonna get away! 433 00:39:39,861 --> 00:39:43,406 Consider it a wedding present to you... and Face. 434 00:39:52,332 --> 00:39:54,292 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, girl. Take it easy now. 435 00:39:54,417 --> 00:39:56,544 - What's the matter? - We outta juice. 436 00:39:56,628 --> 00:39:58,797 It was full when we took it from the TV station. 437 00:39:58,922 --> 00:40:01,591 Yeah, but you never get good gas mileage in the city. 438 00:40:01,758 --> 00:40:05,261 - Eh, what happens now? - We going down, boy. 439 00:40:16,815 --> 00:40:19,275 - Tryin' to get us on target. - What target? 440 00:40:27,575 --> 00:40:29,869 - You got a map that covers the entire county? 441 00:40:31,329 --> 00:40:33,456 Fill 'er up. High octane. 442 00:40:34,249 --> 00:40:35,708 All right. I'll do it. 443 00:40:39,838 --> 00:40:41,089 Here's the leak. 444 00:40:41,214 --> 00:40:43,132 Took some lead in the old bucket. 445 00:40:43,508 --> 00:40:44,843 Can ya help me? 446 00:40:49,138 --> 00:40:51,349 Oh, it'll only drain again. 447 00:40:52,475 --> 00:40:54,602 Well, we made six miles from Cutter's building. 448 00:40:54,693 --> 00:40:57,723 Uh, county line's four from here. So let's fill 'er up and take another hop. 449 00:40:57,763 --> 00:41:00,007 Till the tank's drained and we crash again? 450 00:41:00,191 --> 00:41:04,404 As crashes go, this was nothin'. Wait'll the next one. That'll be a crash. 451 00:41:07,866 --> 00:41:10,827 - Thank you. - I'm all outta dough. Anybody got any? 452 00:41:14,998 --> 00:41:16,624 Hey! Over there. 453 00:41:19,460 --> 00:41:22,380 I gotta get something. Uh, Murdock, take care of this man. 454 00:41:22,755 --> 00:41:28,261 I leave with you my Captain Bellybuster cap for security. Now, you take good care of it. 455 00:41:28,428 --> 00:41:31,973 I promise you, I will return for my Captain Bellybuster cap. 456 00:41:58,082 --> 00:42:00,168 Get down and stay on 'em. 457 00:43:03,064 --> 00:43:04,482 Eh, Murdock? 458 00:43:05,858 --> 00:43:07,819 Murdock, you're crazy! 459 00:43:08,361 --> 00:43:10,530 That guy's crazy, Mr. Cutter. 460 00:43:18,287 --> 00:43:20,498 Keep on 'em. Don't loose 'em. 461 00:43:22,750 --> 00:43:24,877 Enjoying your ride, huh, B.A.? 462 00:43:30,299 --> 00:43:33,302 We can't let 'em get out of the county with that tape. 463 00:44:03,291 --> 00:44:06,836 Murdock, I think you're in somebody's backyard. 464 00:44:16,763 --> 00:44:18,097 What's this guy doin'? 465 00:44:18,765 --> 00:44:21,184 He's tryin' to get me tangled up in those trees. 466 00:44:46,876 --> 00:44:48,461 Tough luck, fellas. 467 00:45:01,265 --> 00:45:04,519 - Over the county line! - Naturally. 468 00:45:07,980 --> 00:45:10,608 Listen to that! I've never heard her make a sound like that before. 469 00:45:28,292 --> 00:45:29,710 Where are we, man? 470 00:45:31,879 --> 00:45:35,758 Well, that was pretty painless, considering what I've heard about divorces. 471 00:45:35,883 --> 00:45:39,137 - That was an annulment, Face. - Whatever. Of course, I did take a beating. 472 00:45:39,220 --> 00:45:42,181 Could've taken you to the cleaners over a community property settlement. 473 00:45:42,431 --> 00:45:46,102 But then I'd have had to take you to court, and we all know how you feel about those. 474 00:45:46,185 --> 00:45:49,230 Well, Face, how does it feel to be a free man again? 475 00:45:49,313 --> 00:45:52,567 I just wish I didn't have to wear this cast for another two weeks. 476 00:45:52,692 --> 00:45:55,361 - My foot, it keeps... - Don't say it! 477 00:46:06,581 --> 00:46:09,208 I still owe you guys for crashin' me in that helicopter. 478 00:46:09,333 --> 00:46:13,629 What're you complaining? What're you complaining for? You're the only one who didn't get hurt. 479 00:46:14,547 --> 00:46:17,341 I guess what they say about not tensing up on impact is true. 480 00:46:17,425 --> 00:46:19,635 Not to mention he's built like a... 481 00:46:20,678 --> 00:46:22,889 cute, cuddly, little teddy bear. 482 00:46:25,564 --> 00:46:27,560 Boy, this is really... 483 00:46:29,437 --> 00:46:30,688 irritating. 484 00:46:31,272 --> 00:46:33,649 I can't thank you guys enough for helpin' me... 485 00:46:33,858 --> 00:46:37,820 gettin' me away, helpin' me prove Calvin killed my father. 486 00:46:38,029 --> 00:46:40,489 I just wish I could tell people what y'all have done. 487 00:46:40,781 --> 00:46:44,952 Better not mention our names. Besides, our testimony would be suspect. 488 00:46:45,161 --> 00:46:49,916 I certainly couldn't testify. They cannot force a wife to incriminate her spouse. 489 00:46:50,416 --> 00:46:54,086 I just wish I knew what a creep that guy was before I agreed to marry him. 490 00:46:54,295 --> 00:46:57,256 I'm sorry things couldn't have worked out another way, but, uh... 491 00:46:57,340 --> 00:46:59,817 now that you've dumped your husband, what are you doing tonight? 492 00:46:59,842 --> 00:47:00,927 Mmm. 493 00:47:01,552 --> 00:47:03,804 I think things worked out great. 494 00:47:03,971 --> 00:47:06,891 Besides, Face, you're not the marrying kind. 495 00:47:07,099 --> 00:47:10,394 It would take you about a week to get the seven-year itch. 496 00:47:10,478 --> 00:47:12,813 Don't say "itch"!