1 00:00:03,565 --> 00:00:05,935 Easterland thinks that if he can keep my produce from market... 2 00:00:06,184 --> 00:00:08,909 I'm gonna have to sell the farm to the bank... 3 00:00:09,551 --> 00:00:11,120 It's your classic western. 4 00:00:11,354 --> 00:00:15,281 We're the cowboys in the box canyon. Easterland and his Indians have got us trapped. 5 00:00:15,310 --> 00:00:17,459 Those guys aren't gettin' through this valley. 6 00:00:25,426 --> 00:00:26,956 Because when you're on the jazz, man... 7 00:00:26,999 --> 00:00:28,554 you are dangerous! 8 00:00:32,015 --> 00:00:35,477 Ten years ago, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court... 9 00:00:35,561 --> 00:00:37,187 for a crime they didn't commit. 10 00:00:37,271 --> 00:00:42,151 These men promptly escaped from a maximum-security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. 11 00:00:42,234 --> 00:00:45,988 Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. 12 00:00:46,113 --> 00:00:49,908 If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them... 13 00:00:49,992 --> 00:00:52,661 maybe you can hire... the A-Team. 14 00:02:45,816 --> 00:02:47,418 I don't like it, Dad. 15 00:02:48,151 --> 00:02:49,861 Neither do I, honey. 16 00:02:51,572 --> 00:02:53,574 But we gotta get this crop to market... 17 00:02:54,283 --> 00:02:55,867 or we're gonna lose everything. 18 00:02:57,703 --> 00:03:01,832 I figure we got two or three more loads, then we can clean out the warehouse. 19 00:03:01,873 --> 00:03:04,668 And if we move fast, we won't lose too much to spoilage. 20 00:03:05,085 --> 00:03:08,630 I don't believe this is happening. I don't believe Chuck Easterland can just put us out of business. 21 00:03:08,714 --> 00:03:10,966 Sweetheart, it hasn't happened yet. 22 00:03:12,134 --> 00:03:13,385 Dad... 23 00:03:15,679 --> 00:03:19,266 he's threatened every truck driver who's been willing to haul our produce. 24 00:03:19,641 --> 00:03:21,560 What's to stop him from killing you? 25 00:03:21,852 --> 00:03:25,188 Honey, they whole Vietcong Army couldn't kill me. 26 00:03:25,439 --> 00:03:28,025 I'm not about to let Chuck Easterland do it. 27 00:03:28,191 --> 00:03:30,777 Now give me a kiss. Come on. 28 00:03:41,913 --> 00:03:46,043 Stay inside like I told you, Ellen. Don't go anywhere near Green Valley. 29 00:03:46,668 --> 00:03:48,503 I'll call you when I get to L.A. 30 00:04:05,562 --> 00:04:07,147 He's headin' out! 31 00:04:12,402 --> 00:04:14,237 Which way out of the valley, Whit? 32 00:04:14,404 --> 00:04:16,698 He's takin' I-16 south. 33 00:04:17,157 --> 00:04:19,159 Okay. Well, you stay with him. 34 00:04:21,078 --> 00:04:23,580 - Now, some of you boys haven't worked for me very long. 35 00:04:23,747 --> 00:04:27,167 Do this one right, and there'll be a big bonus. 36 00:04:40,806 --> 00:04:42,474 Comin' towards ya, Milt. 37 00:04:44,226 --> 00:04:45,686 We're all set. 38 00:05:37,988 --> 00:05:41,116 Just what is your interest in all this, uh, Miss Allen? 39 00:05:41,366 --> 00:05:43,160 My interest is as a reporter. 40 00:05:43,326 --> 00:05:46,246 The L.A. police already took his statement and said that I could stay. 41 00:05:46,413 --> 00:05:49,291 I'm writing a story on Mr. Penhall and what's happening to him. 42 00:05:49,416 --> 00:05:50,459 You don't say. 43 00:05:50,542 --> 00:05:53,336 Sheriff Murphy is Chuck Easterland's brother-in-law. 44 00:05:53,503 --> 00:05:55,380 He's not going to give us any help. 45 00:05:56,006 --> 00:05:59,801 Sure sorry you had to make the drive all the way from Green Valley... 46 00:05:59,926 --> 00:06:01,553 just to keep up appearances, Dale. 47 00:06:01,636 --> 00:06:04,014 That's about all that kind of junk I'm gonna listen to, Ellen. 48 00:06:04,139 --> 00:06:08,185 You're accusin' me of collusion in this here crime, and I ain't gonna stand for no more of it! 49 00:06:08,769 --> 00:06:11,271 - Lunch-time. - Can't that wait? 50 00:06:11,897 --> 00:06:14,107 - Huh? - I said, can't that wait? 51 00:06:14,191 --> 00:06:18,862 Nope. No steak. Not today. 52 00:06:18,945 --> 00:06:22,199 I didn't say "steak." I said "wait"! 53 00:06:22,282 --> 00:06:24,367 I'm tryin' to do a police report here! 54 00:06:24,451 --> 00:06:29,331 No dribble straws left. Gotta be careful with the juice. 55 00:06:29,456 --> 00:06:32,584 I got the physical description as best as you can remember 'em. 56 00:06:32,751 --> 00:06:34,169 I'll get to workin' on it. 57 00:06:34,419 --> 00:06:35,921 Goodbye, Sheriff. 58 00:06:39,466 --> 00:06:41,160 Thank you for writing this story, Amy. 59 00:06:41,202 --> 00:06:43,178 I don't know if it's going to do any good... 60 00:06:43,386 --> 00:06:45,889 but at least it will make Easterland squirm. 61 00:06:46,306 --> 00:06:48,517 I guess your friends decided not to help us. 62 00:06:49,976 --> 00:06:53,355 I don't know why. I really don't. I thought one of them would come. 63 00:06:53,480 --> 00:06:55,690 Carrots look real runny today. 64 00:06:55,816 --> 00:06:59,152 You know, Easterland thinks that if he can keep my produce from market... 65 00:06:59,236 --> 00:07:01,571 I'm gonna have to sell the farm to the bank... 66 00:07:01,655 --> 00:07:06,034 and then all he has to do is step right in and buy it up, like he did all those others. 67 00:07:06,159 --> 00:07:10,330 He owns half the valley by now. It's an impossible situation, Ellen. 68 00:07:10,580 --> 00:07:12,123 I... I feel like we're licked. 69 00:07:12,207 --> 00:07:14,793 My friends specialize in impossible situations. 70 00:07:14,918 --> 00:07:17,879 I don't have any money. It's all tied up with the bank. 71 00:07:17,963 --> 00:07:22,551 But if your friends can move my produce, I'll see to it that they get 30% of the profit. 72 00:07:22,676 --> 00:07:24,803 I don't really think that's going to be necessary. 73 00:07:27,138 --> 00:07:30,433 Ain't allowed for people to be in here when I feed this man. 74 00:07:30,684 --> 00:07:33,311 Bad for his digestion. Hospital rule. 75 00:07:33,395 --> 00:07:35,982 - So if you'll just step outside... - I don't really think that we're... 76 00:07:36,011 --> 00:07:38,108 Both of you, please. Won't take a moment. 77 00:07:38,441 --> 00:07:39,568 Thank you. 78 00:07:53,123 --> 00:07:55,166 - What was your unit in 'Nam? - What? 79 00:07:55,250 --> 00:07:57,210 Well, underneath this putty nose and make-up... 80 00:07:57,294 --> 00:08:01,381 is a remarkably handsome veteran who was stationed for a while at Plei Ku. 81 00:08:01,715 --> 00:08:04,384 Lieutenant Colonel, Fifth Special Forces Group. 82 00:08:04,509 --> 00:08:07,762 I know that unit. Had a commanding officer... 83 00:08:07,888 --> 00:08:11,474 some lunatic by the name of Hannibal something. 84 00:08:11,600 --> 00:08:13,894 - At your service. - You're Amy's friend? 85 00:08:15,353 --> 00:08:16,730 You guys are a bunch of criminals. 86 00:08:16,813 --> 00:08:18,857 I read all about you when I was pullin' out of 'Nam. 87 00:08:18,982 --> 00:08:22,485 - The world is full of ironic complications, isn't it? - You're gonna help me? 88 00:08:22,611 --> 00:08:26,031 Let's say maybe I'd be interested in getting your watermelons to market. 89 00:08:26,156 --> 00:08:30,577 - Do you have any trucks? - No. I hired a trucking company... a Lone Horse Trucking. 90 00:08:30,702 --> 00:08:34,331 Its owner, Bill Mather, accepted a $1,000 advance... 91 00:08:34,414 --> 00:08:37,083 to move my crop, and he never showed up. 92 00:08:37,834 --> 00:08:39,336 Easterland paid him off. 93 00:08:39,419 --> 00:08:43,173 All the other guys that I hired either got run off the road or got shot at. 94 00:08:43,256 --> 00:08:46,801 - And nobody's even gonna drive in that valley now. - I will. 95 00:08:47,052 --> 00:08:49,679 Now, 30% of the crop... How much is that worth? 96 00:08:49,804 --> 00:08:53,767 Well, that all depends on what the market value is and how ripe the melons are. 97 00:08:53,892 --> 00:08:55,727 - Well, how ripe are they? - They're too ripe. 98 00:08:55,894 --> 00:08:58,605 They gotta be there by Friday. That's two days. 99 00:08:59,439 --> 00:09:01,733 - I"ll be in touch. - Where are you gonna get your truck? 100 00:09:01,858 --> 00:09:04,027 You bought a ride from Lone Horse Trucking... 101 00:09:04,110 --> 00:09:07,781 so we'll just count on Bill Mather to supply any trucks we need. 102 00:09:07,864 --> 00:09:10,283 Easterland bought him off. He double-crossed me. 103 00:09:10,408 --> 00:09:11,660 There's no way he's gonna help you. 104 00:09:11,785 --> 00:09:13,119 Sure, he will. 105 00:09:14,663 --> 00:09:17,332 He just hasn't been asked the right way. 106 00:09:20,877 --> 00:09:24,839 - Oh, you never told me your unit. - 101st Airborne. 107 00:09:24,923 --> 00:09:27,008 You guys took it real bad up in Hue. 108 00:09:27,092 --> 00:09:28,760 At least there I knew it was coming. 109 00:09:29,052 --> 00:09:33,682 This thing came right out of nowhere. Colonel, I thank you for helping me. 110 00:09:33,890 --> 00:09:37,352 I haven't done anything... yet. 111 00:09:42,399 --> 00:09:44,734 I don't know where he is. He said he'd come. 112 00:09:44,818 --> 00:09:50,073 He did. Come on, kid. We're in the watermelon business. 113 00:09:50,198 --> 00:09:52,742 Hannibal, you did it to me again. 114 00:09:55,829 --> 00:09:59,124 Come on, boy. Come on, Billy. Come on, boy. Yeah, boy. 115 00:09:59,207 --> 00:10:03,086 Yeah, yeah, boy. Hey, uh-uh-uh! 116 00:10:03,712 --> 00:10:05,714 He won't even stay under my bed any more, Face. 117 00:10:05,797 --> 00:10:09,592 I put his bowl under there and everything. I think the psychiatric ward is makin' Billy nervous. 118 00:10:09,718 --> 00:10:11,720 He won't eat regularly. He barks. 119 00:10:12,721 --> 00:10:14,014 In the middle of the night. 120 00:10:14,139 --> 00:10:15,557 Have you changed his flea collar? 121 00:10:15,807 --> 00:10:19,185 When a dog gets fleas, it twists 'em, Murdock, makes 'em crazy. 122 00:10:19,436 --> 00:10:22,105 Look, Face, this man don't have a dog. 123 00:10:22,313 --> 00:10:25,025 So why are we sittin' around here talkin' about a dog that don't exist? 124 00:10:25,316 --> 00:10:27,360 B.A., it isn't that Billy doesn't exist. 125 00:10:27,444 --> 00:10:29,571 In a practical sense, Billy does exist. 126 00:10:29,738 --> 00:10:32,115 He represents a, uh, love fixation... 127 00:10:32,240 --> 00:10:35,243 that bridges a relationship gap Murdock had when he was a child. 128 00:10:35,410 --> 00:10:37,287 Absolutely, man. Go on, Billy. Go on. 129 00:10:37,370 --> 00:10:41,708 This is my van, and I don't wanna hear no more talk about Billy in my van. 130 00:10:41,875 --> 00:10:42,876 You got it? 131 00:10:43,168 --> 00:10:44,377 All right. 132 00:10:46,171 --> 00:10:49,466 We're on a case. We are hauling produce... 133 00:10:49,549 --> 00:10:51,843 for 30% of the market price. 134 00:10:52,052 --> 00:10:55,847 - B.A., you still got a line on that '80 Buick sedan?" - Yeah. 135 00:10:55,972 --> 00:10:58,558 We'll have to dress that up. Face, we need some truck scales. 136 00:10:58,683 --> 00:11:03,021 - What about me? - You take Ellen on up to Penhall Farm and wait for us. 137 00:11:03,521 --> 00:11:06,858 - Where is Billy? I don't want to step on his tail. - Shh. He's right there. 138 00:11:07,859 --> 00:11:09,360 Ain't no dog. 139 00:11:10,320 --> 00:11:13,990 All right. Who wants to be a cop? 140 00:11:14,157 --> 00:11:15,408 Don't look at me. 141 00:11:16,367 --> 00:11:19,496 Oh, me. Me, me, me. Oh, please, me. 142 00:11:22,707 --> 00:11:25,251 Okay, Face. It's you. 143 00:11:26,002 --> 00:11:29,506 Come on, Billy. Come on, boy. Come on. Yeah, boy. 144 00:11:29,589 --> 00:11:31,341 What kind of produce we haulin', Hannibal? 145 00:11:32,759 --> 00:11:34,302 Watermelons. 146 00:12:03,623 --> 00:12:06,251 Murdock, why are you doing that? 147 00:12:06,417 --> 00:12:09,629 I gotta paint it, I'm-a gonna sign it. 148 00:12:22,016 --> 00:12:24,102 You got the "out of service" signs, B.A.? 149 00:12:24,561 --> 00:12:25,770 Yeah. 150 00:12:26,312 --> 00:12:28,648 He's throwin' our sweet rolls on the floor, Hannibal. 151 00:12:28,940 --> 00:12:33,778 Well, he's just, uh, feeding his dog Billy. Relax. 152 00:12:34,028 --> 00:12:35,697 Murdock throwin' our food on the ground. 153 00:12:35,822 --> 00:12:38,867 Ain't no Billy! Man, how long we gonna put up with this mess? 154 00:12:39,617 --> 00:12:42,787 The next stop's the Gear Jammer's Café at the bottom of the Grapevine. 155 00:12:42,912 --> 00:12:44,080 Let's go. 156 00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:49,627 Come on, Billy. Come on. 157 00:13:08,938 --> 00:13:10,607 Why we gotta be out of service? 158 00:13:10,899 --> 00:13:14,068 Well, this is a pretty good mock-up of a squad car, but it's not perfect. 159 00:13:14,152 --> 00:13:17,864 So we're transportation people from Universal Studios... 160 00:13:17,947 --> 00:13:21,284 making a movie called It Came From Planet X. 161 00:13:21,367 --> 00:13:25,330 That way, if we get pulled over by a real Highway Patrol car, we're not gonna get busted. 162 00:13:25,455 --> 00:13:27,123 Good luck with that one, sucker. 163 00:13:28,666 --> 00:13:30,210 You're up, B.A. 164 00:14:24,430 --> 00:14:26,683 Okay, let's do it. 165 00:14:36,734 --> 00:14:39,112 Hey, Lone Horse, you look a little heavy. 166 00:14:39,279 --> 00:14:43,074 When you find a good spot, pull over. We're gonna have to weigh ya. 167 00:14:55,003 --> 00:14:57,755 - B.A., you reset those scales? - Don't worry, man. 168 00:14:57,922 --> 00:15:00,008 This guy gonna weigh heavy, no matter what he's carryin'. 169 00:15:00,216 --> 00:15:03,761 You just better hope no real cops come along and see us doin' this. 170 00:15:10,518 --> 00:15:14,772 Come on. I'm okay. Haven't got more than 80,000 pounds per axle. 171 00:15:14,856 --> 00:15:16,649 Is this rig over 60 feet? 172 00:15:18,276 --> 00:15:20,403 59', 11", man. I'm cool. 173 00:15:20,611 --> 00:15:21,946 What are ya haulin'? 174 00:15:22,989 --> 00:15:24,949 Paper rolls for roofing. 175 00:15:25,491 --> 00:15:28,745 Okay, let's measure the rig and get it up on the scale! 176 00:15:28,870 --> 00:15:31,289 - Who's that? - Mechanics from Barstow. 177 00:15:31,372 --> 00:15:34,250 They run the scales for us and tow any rigs that are illegal. 178 00:15:34,375 --> 00:15:37,670 - You guys got nothin' better to do? - Not this afternoon. 179 00:15:37,879 --> 00:15:40,465 Now, drive it up on the scale. And go easy. 180 00:15:40,590 --> 00:15:43,634 You hit your brakes and bust my scale, I'm gonna rain on you hard. 181 00:15:43,718 --> 00:15:46,220 Yeah, yeah. I've heard all that before. 182 00:15:46,679 --> 00:15:48,723 You slimy smokies. 183 00:16:01,986 --> 00:16:04,614 Well, well, well. Will wonders never cease? 184 00:16:04,697 --> 00:16:06,366 This guy's overloaded. 185 00:16:06,866 --> 00:16:11,746 106,000 pounds! Something's wrong with your scale, bud. 186 00:16:12,080 --> 00:16:15,917 You're over gross 16,000 pounds. You're gonna have to unload this truck. 187 00:16:16,125 --> 00:16:19,212 Aw, come on, you guys! Are you kidding? 188 00:16:19,879 --> 00:16:23,925 Get the load out of the box, pal, or get another truck out here and split the load. 189 00:16:24,050 --> 00:16:27,345 Either one. I don't care. But you're not movin' till you're legal. 190 00:16:39,607 --> 00:16:42,527 Yeah. Let me speak to Bill Mather. 191 00:16:56,290 --> 00:16:59,669 Hey, what's goin' on here, huh? This truck's not overloaded. 192 00:17:00,002 --> 00:17:03,756 - I want your names and your badge numbers. - What's your name? 193 00:17:03,923 --> 00:17:06,467 I'm Bill Mather. I own these rigs. 194 00:17:06,551 --> 00:17:09,887 What's goin' on? This driver isn't over-grossed. 195 00:17:09,971 --> 00:17:11,848 - I know. - Huh? 196 00:17:11,973 --> 00:17:15,768 - We're here to help you with a problem of conscience. - What are you talkin' about? 197 00:17:15,935 --> 00:17:18,813 Well, we don't want you to lose any sleep... 198 00:17:18,938 --> 00:17:22,650 over taking Joe Penhall's money and then double-crossing him. 199 00:17:22,817 --> 00:17:25,695 Yeah. That's the kind of thing that could give a man sleepless nights. 200 00:17:25,820 --> 00:17:28,614 Oh, not now, maybe. Not this very moment. 201 00:17:29,240 --> 00:17:32,118 But, uh, some Christmas Eve, you'll be sitting home alone... 202 00:17:32,326 --> 00:17:36,456 and you'll start wonderin' how you could've sold out a nice guy like Joe Penhall. 203 00:17:36,581 --> 00:17:40,710 Yeah. We've all seen it. It's tragic. 204 00:17:41,127 --> 00:17:44,130 You're lucky we came along in time to save you from it. 205 00:17:44,422 --> 00:17:48,301 - Who are you guys? - We're the Ghosts of Christmas Future. 206 00:17:48,384 --> 00:17:51,554 We're also hijackers. So just give us the keys and take a walk. 207 00:17:51,679 --> 00:17:54,182 We'll call you in a couple days and tell you where to pick up your rigs. 208 00:17:54,348 --> 00:17:57,518 Do you know what Easterland's gonna do to me? To you guys? 209 00:17:57,643 --> 00:17:59,770 You're in deep trouble if you try to go through that valley. 210 00:17:59,854 --> 00:18:02,315 Now, that's the trouble with taking a moral stand. 211 00:18:02,482 --> 00:18:06,277 Somebody's always angry. But it makes you feel good, doesn't it? 212 00:18:06,444 --> 00:18:08,863 Oh, one other thing. We're kind of crazy. 213 00:18:08,988 --> 00:18:14,202 So, uh, you report this to either Easterland or the cops, we're gonna come back and score some points on ya. 214 00:18:14,368 --> 00:18:18,372 - Yeah. I'm real scared. - Huh? What'd he say? 215 00:18:22,084 --> 00:18:24,003 Okay. Okay. 216 00:18:26,422 --> 00:18:29,967 All right. Head 'em up and move 'em out. 217 00:18:30,176 --> 00:18:31,969 Always wanted to say that line. 218 00:18:34,472 --> 00:18:35,598 Thanks. 219 00:18:46,609 --> 00:18:49,237 Well, we'll dump the uniforms and the squad car. 220 00:18:50,488 --> 00:18:54,116 And that concludes phase one of Operation Watermelon. 221 00:19:18,766 --> 00:19:22,520 Penhall Farms is just up 89 here, about another 12 miles. 222 00:19:22,687 --> 00:19:24,897 You guys stay in line. 223 00:19:25,731 --> 00:19:27,733 Knockin' at your back door, brother. 224 00:19:29,485 --> 00:19:34,115 And they're in the stretch. Aladar is along the rail and leads by a length. 225 00:19:34,198 --> 00:19:37,159 Two For The Road is holding on, and Lady Luck is dropping off... 226 00:19:37,243 --> 00:19:39,120 as they come to the clubhouse turn... 227 00:19:39,287 --> 00:19:43,874 Why do you always do that when my horse is in the lead? I could've won the daily double. 228 00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:46,502 Hannibal, this fool is startin' up again. 229 00:19:46,627 --> 00:19:48,963 I told you we should've left him back there in the squad car trunk... 230 00:19:49,130 --> 00:19:50,881 with his stupid invisible dog. 231 00:19:50,923 --> 00:19:55,136 Talk softly. Billy has finally gone to sleep. 232 00:20:00,266 --> 00:20:02,560 Looks like we're gonna have to run a roadblock. 233 00:20:04,312 --> 00:20:08,274 - B.A., stay in tight. - I didn't know this was a toll road. 234 00:20:08,482 --> 00:20:09,984 It's not. 235 00:20:19,744 --> 00:20:21,078 Nice. 236 00:20:28,502 --> 00:20:30,838 Well, somebody's gonna be mad at somebody. 237 00:20:37,345 --> 00:20:40,014 Ellen, my friends are very good at what they do. 238 00:20:40,348 --> 00:20:42,099 If Hannibal says he can take care of Easterland... 239 00:20:42,183 --> 00:20:44,018 you can pretty much count on that happening. 240 00:20:44,727 --> 00:20:49,690 Well, I hope you're right. Because if the crop doesn't get to market, we're through. 241 00:20:52,943 --> 00:20:54,236 Let's go. 242 00:21:07,249 --> 00:21:09,418 Miss Penhall? Hannibal Smith. 243 00:21:10,211 --> 00:21:11,754 These are Bill Mather's trucks. 244 00:21:11,879 --> 00:21:14,382 - You even got two of 'em. - He was running a sale. 245 00:21:14,590 --> 00:21:16,342 Steal one, get one free. 246 00:21:16,509 --> 00:21:20,888 We don't really need two. We've had some spoilage. I think one would handle it. 247 00:21:21,013 --> 00:21:22,973 Okay, okay, okay! 248 00:21:26,060 --> 00:21:29,772 Go on! Run along! Make sure you stay outta the house. 249 00:21:29,939 --> 00:21:32,233 - Hope he doesn't mess on the front porch there. 250 00:21:32,441 --> 00:21:34,360 Let's get goin'. We got a lot of work to do. 251 00:21:43,577 --> 00:21:48,040 - Who are you? - I'm B.A. Baracus, and I'm here to pick up your crops. 252 00:21:48,207 --> 00:21:51,752 Oh, fine. Fine. The barn's right up there. 253 00:22:00,094 --> 00:22:03,013 - Uh, do you have a phone I can use? - There's one in the kitchen. 254 00:22:03,097 --> 00:22:07,101 Face, we've got a barn full of watermelons we gotta load. 255 00:22:07,226 --> 00:22:11,647 Hannibal, I have to monitor the market, try and get a report on watermelon sales. 256 00:22:11,772 --> 00:22:13,858 What's the matter? You don't wanna get your hands dirty? 257 00:22:13,941 --> 00:22:16,402 Uh, you said the phone was in the kitchen, right? 258 00:22:16,527 --> 00:22:18,070 Thanks. I'll be right back. 259 00:22:18,988 --> 00:22:21,949 That's Chuck Easterland. How'd he find out about you guys so soon? 260 00:22:22,074 --> 00:22:26,495 It could have something to do with Hannibal blowing a roadblock a ways back. 261 00:22:26,620 --> 00:22:31,500 I wanted to draw him out. I always like to see the size of the slug I'm after... 262 00:22:32,001 --> 00:22:33,711 before I step on him. 263 00:22:34,879 --> 00:22:38,382 Murdock, B.A., take the right. Face, stay with me. 264 00:22:38,507 --> 00:22:43,220 - Uh, Hannibal, if we're gonna fight, I prefer to be teamed with B.A. - Me too. 265 00:22:43,763 --> 00:22:46,056 Are you guys sayin' you don't wanna team up with me? 266 00:22:47,266 --> 00:22:48,225 - Yes. - Yes. 267 00:22:48,309 --> 00:22:49,393 Why? 268 00:22:50,770 --> 00:22:53,939 I'll tell you why. Because when you're on the jazz, man... 269 00:22:54,023 --> 00:22:55,524 you are dangerous! 270 00:23:32,394 --> 00:23:35,523 I want you and your men out of here. This is private property. 271 00:23:35,689 --> 00:23:37,233 You're all trespassing. 272 00:23:37,983 --> 00:23:41,487 Why don't you call the sheriff and sic the law on us? 273 00:23:42,321 --> 00:23:43,989 And how would you like some good advice? 274 00:23:44,114 --> 00:23:47,117 I love advice. Especially good advice. 275 00:23:47,243 --> 00:23:51,330 Uh, excuse me, but would you mind terribly taking your foot down off the bumper there? 276 00:23:51,413 --> 00:23:55,334 - Uh, no offense, but it's so rude. - I'm a rude guy. 277 00:23:55,417 --> 00:23:58,295 Oh. Well, in that case, go right ahead. 278 00:23:58,420 --> 00:24:00,923 - Here's your advice... - Excuse me. My dog moved. 279 00:24:01,048 --> 00:24:03,425 Billy, get over here! Get over here! 280 00:24:03,801 --> 00:24:07,721 Now, if you're not gonna be good, you're stayin' on your leash. 281 00:24:08,097 --> 00:24:09,223 He doesn't bite. 282 00:24:10,599 --> 00:24:13,644 You guys are a bunch of clowns. Very funny. 283 00:24:13,894 --> 00:24:16,814 - I'm bustin' a gut here. - He's a mental patient. 284 00:24:17,022 --> 00:24:19,608 He's not dangerous, usually, but he does hallucinate. 285 00:24:19,692 --> 00:24:22,027 Now, you were giving me some advice. 286 00:24:22,194 --> 00:24:27,950 Yeah. Here's your advice: Get back in those trucks and roll 'em out of here. 287 00:24:28,200 --> 00:24:30,244 - That's it? - That's it. 288 00:24:32,329 --> 00:24:35,749 I don't like that advice. Have you got any other advice? 289 00:24:37,626 --> 00:24:39,295 I got a promise for ya. 290 00:24:40,713 --> 00:24:42,840 If you're not out of here in a half an hour... 291 00:24:43,257 --> 00:24:47,261 I'm gonna wreck your trucks, and I'm gonna wreck all your guys. 292 00:24:47,428 --> 00:24:50,097 Billy, stay put! Don't move. 293 00:24:50,264 --> 00:24:53,642 Now, what if I was very nice and said... 294 00:24:53,809 --> 00:24:57,062 "Please, just let us do our job and don't hurt us"? 295 00:24:57,313 --> 00:24:58,564 Would that make any difference? 296 00:24:58,689 --> 00:25:01,066 That wouldn't make any difference at all. 297 00:25:02,943 --> 00:25:06,697 Then it really doesn't matter whether I stay on your good side or not. 298 00:25:07,489 --> 00:25:08,782 Not in the least. 299 00:25:09,825 --> 00:25:11,368 In that case... 300 00:25:16,749 --> 00:25:18,751 Watch out for my car! 301 00:25:29,261 --> 00:25:30,638 Uh, B.A.! 302 00:25:31,972 --> 00:25:33,349 Thanks. 303 00:26:01,710 --> 00:26:02,628 Is he all right? 304 00:26:02,711 --> 00:26:06,465 Likes to see how big the slug is before he steps on him is what he likes to do. 305 00:26:08,133 --> 00:26:09,134 What'd he say? 306 00:26:09,259 --> 00:26:12,471 He said, "I love it when a plan comes together." 307 00:26:51,010 --> 00:26:52,428 What do you think, B.A.? 308 00:26:52,803 --> 00:26:56,348 Oh, man, this rig is about 16,000 overweight. 309 00:26:56,640 --> 00:26:59,143 And the rear brakes is whistlin' "Dixie." 310 00:26:59,268 --> 00:27:02,813 And these air hoses... They got dry rot. 311 00:27:02,938 --> 00:27:07,276 Wonderful. All they have to do is get to Farmers Market in L.A. 312 00:27:11,155 --> 00:27:14,199 Hi. Just checking with the produce exchange in L.A. 313 00:27:14,283 --> 00:27:15,701 I'm on hold. 314 00:27:22,958 --> 00:27:25,919 Amy says you're all wanted by the military. 315 00:27:26,003 --> 00:27:28,380 And you hire out to help people, right? 316 00:27:28,797 --> 00:27:33,135 Uh, yeah. That's pretty much it, Ellen. It's a long, very sad story... 317 00:27:33,218 --> 00:27:34,803 a story of injustice. 318 00:27:35,429 --> 00:27:37,431 I don't want to bore you with our problems. 319 00:27:38,015 --> 00:27:41,060 Uh, yeah. I wanted to check what the, uh... 320 00:27:41,185 --> 00:27:43,103 Yeah, I'll hold. 321 00:27:44,021 --> 00:27:46,482 Never owned 30% of a watermelon crop before. 322 00:27:46,815 --> 00:27:49,610 You know, if you can get Dad's crop to market... 323 00:27:49,735 --> 00:27:51,361 you'll save the farm for us. 324 00:27:51,487 --> 00:27:53,947 I don't know how I'll ever be able to thank you. 325 00:27:55,074 --> 00:27:56,200 You don't? 326 00:27:58,285 --> 00:28:01,580 Uh, hi. This is Penhall Farms. We're checking the price of... 327 00:28:01,663 --> 00:28:04,458 Yeah, I'll hold. They sound very busy. 328 00:28:04,583 --> 00:28:06,168 Price is probably going right through the roof. 329 00:28:06,293 --> 00:28:08,962 Uh, yeah. Yeah. What's the price per bushel of watermelon? 330 00:28:09,171 --> 00:28:11,965 Beautiful, rich, succulent watermelon. 331 00:28:13,092 --> 00:28:15,677 - Green or white what? - Rind. They're green. 332 00:28:15,803 --> 00:28:19,014 Green. When were they harvested? 333 00:28:19,223 --> 00:28:22,184 - Last week. But don't tell them that. - Yesterday. 334 00:28:22,267 --> 00:28:23,977 We got 100,000 pounds. 335 00:28:24,269 --> 00:28:28,023 Yeah. Okay. Okay. Bye. 336 00:28:28,857 --> 00:28:32,986 He says that if they're not too ripe, he'll give us 40 bucks a bushel. 337 00:28:33,237 --> 00:28:35,155 That's bad. It's off 50 cents a bushel. 338 00:28:35,405 --> 00:28:39,451 - But some of them are already going bad. - Bad? Didn't you take care of them? 339 00:28:39,535 --> 00:28:41,578 They've been sitting in the barn for a week and a half. 340 00:28:41,703 --> 00:28:44,748 Well, then we gotta get 'em to market. I want to get at least 40 bucks a crate. 341 00:28:45,666 --> 00:28:48,919 I think I have a real feel for this business. Don't you? 342 00:28:49,002 --> 00:28:53,132 No. But I like you guys anyway. 343 00:29:06,562 --> 00:29:08,230 - What's it like out there? - Lousy. 344 00:29:08,355 --> 00:29:13,193 Easterland and his men have their pickups barricaded across I-16 north, with about 15 guys with weapons. 345 00:29:13,277 --> 00:29:15,821 It's the same action in the south. We're penned in, Hannibal. 346 00:29:15,946 --> 00:29:18,699 Watermelons just dropped off another 50 cents a bushel. 347 00:29:18,824 --> 00:29:20,742 Business is a little tougher than I thought. 348 00:29:20,868 --> 00:29:23,120 Pretty soon we'll have to pay someone to take 'em off our hands. 349 00:29:23,203 --> 00:29:26,039 Yeah, man. But first we gotta get 'em to the market. 350 00:29:26,165 --> 00:29:28,500 Now, we've all seen this before. - We have? 351 00:29:28,584 --> 00:29:30,961 Of course. It's your classic western. 352 00:29:31,295 --> 00:29:36,175 We're the cowboys in the box canyon. Easterland and his Indians have got us trapped. 353 00:29:36,300 --> 00:29:38,844 Oh, maybe we could trade our way out of this with beaver pelts. 354 00:29:39,261 --> 00:29:42,431 B.A., do you think you could put a cowcatcher on the front of this truck? 355 00:29:42,931 --> 00:29:44,975 - Oh, Hannibal... - Good. 356 00:29:45,142 --> 00:29:47,436 Now, we need a chase car. 357 00:29:47,561 --> 00:29:52,232 Something fast, light. Something we can plate for protection. 358 00:29:52,441 --> 00:29:54,902 Hannibal, where are we gonna find that? 359 00:30:02,618 --> 00:30:06,455 Of course you're kidding. Not my new car. Come on. It's not even paid for yet. 360 00:30:06,580 --> 00:30:09,917 Kid, the way I'm doin' with watermelon futures, you're gonna want to get rid of that thing. 361 00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:12,544 Get yourself a Mercedes... or a Cadillac, anyway. 362 00:30:12,836 --> 00:30:17,633 You guys think you're gonna hang armour plating all over my new car? 363 00:30:17,966 --> 00:30:19,051 You're nuts. 364 00:30:19,176 --> 00:30:21,887 You got us into this, Amy. We gotta use what's available. 365 00:30:22,346 --> 00:30:24,264 Don't worry, lady. I'll be real careful. 366 00:30:24,598 --> 00:30:26,391 Put three holes in the front... 367 00:30:27,517 --> 00:30:30,395 cut here and there, won't even change a thing. 368 00:30:30,520 --> 00:30:32,564 I'll have it back to you just like new. 369 00:30:33,523 --> 00:30:35,859 But it's my new car. 370 00:30:36,151 --> 00:30:40,322 We're cut off. They've got a tractor across the road. 371 00:30:40,572 --> 00:30:43,617 Forty guys with guns, and you're worrying about your little car? 372 00:30:43,742 --> 00:30:46,828 Amy, Amy, Amy! I'm ashamed of you. 373 00:30:47,663 --> 00:30:52,042 Boy, you could con anybody out of anything, couldn't you? 374 00:30:53,919 --> 00:30:55,587 Okay. Go ahead. 375 00:30:55,796 --> 00:30:59,299 Right. I wanna be out of here in two hours. Let's get going. 376 00:31:02,302 --> 00:31:06,515 Put those trucks together. I don't want any gaps, just in case they try to squeeze through. 377 00:31:06,723 --> 00:31:08,809 Mr. Easterland, Sheriff Murphy called. 378 00:31:08,934 --> 00:31:12,813 He's real nervous 'cause the Highway Department's all over him about this detour request. 379 00:31:13,772 --> 00:31:14,773 That's too bad. 380 00:31:14,856 --> 00:31:17,025 That's what he's gettin' paid for... to keep the heat off. 381 00:31:17,359 --> 00:31:20,028 Those guys aren't gettin' through this valley. 382 00:32:39,024 --> 00:32:40,400 How's the market, Face? 383 00:32:40,484 --> 00:32:43,945 - Frisco bid in at 43 cents more a bushel than L.A. - Great. 384 00:32:44,029 --> 00:32:48,283 - Where's my car? - Isn't it beautiful? 385 00:32:48,700 --> 00:32:53,080 Lady, a couple of bolts, fresh paint, it'll be good as new. 386 00:32:53,830 --> 00:32:56,541 How do I get into these things? 387 00:32:57,292 --> 00:32:58,710 Let's mount up! 388 00:33:07,803 --> 00:33:09,346 Here goes nothing. 389 00:33:21,108 --> 00:33:23,693 - Do you think they'll get through? - Probably not. 390 00:33:24,444 --> 00:33:28,448 - Then Easterland will kill them. - And that probably won't happen either. 391 00:33:57,978 --> 00:33:59,479 Here they come. 392 00:34:00,605 --> 00:34:02,858 What's that on the front of the truck? 393 00:34:08,321 --> 00:34:11,992 Milt, they're comin' south, and they mean business. 394 00:34:12,200 --> 00:34:13,994 You boys get down here and give us a hand. 395 00:34:14,119 --> 00:34:16,121 They're makin' their way south. Let's go. 396 00:34:33,388 --> 00:34:36,641 Okay, Face, I'm gonna thread this sucker... 397 00:34:36,725 --> 00:34:38,477 through the eye of the needle. 398 00:34:55,285 --> 00:34:56,745 Oh, no. 399 00:34:56,870 --> 00:35:00,457 They sure don't look like Indians to me, Face. I think we misjudged 'em. 400 00:35:15,180 --> 00:35:17,807 Come on! Get in the truck! Let's get after them! 401 00:35:55,220 --> 00:35:57,639 Whitaker, they got through us. 402 00:35:57,847 --> 00:35:59,599 Go with the backup plan. 403 00:36:06,147 --> 00:36:09,484 - Murdock, can you see? - I can't even see your teeth! 404 00:36:20,078 --> 00:36:21,705 Look out! 405 00:36:30,839 --> 00:36:32,465 Howdy, neighbour. How's everything? 406 00:36:32,716 --> 00:36:34,384 Get out! Now! 407 00:36:47,314 --> 00:36:48,481 Hi. 408 00:36:59,117 --> 00:37:02,454 I told you to get outta here. Maybe next time you'll listen. 409 00:37:02,579 --> 00:37:06,791 I doubt it. I'm stubborn. It's a serious character flaw. 410 00:37:08,710 --> 00:37:10,920 How about Billy? Don't forget my dog, Billy! 411 00:37:11,046 --> 00:37:15,091 Yes. At least let him take his pet dog. I mean, fair is fair. 412 00:37:15,175 --> 00:37:17,260 Thanks, Colonel. Hey, Billy! Here! 413 00:37:18,053 --> 00:37:22,140 You think that's funny? We'll see how hard you laugh when we burn your crop. 414 00:37:22,474 --> 00:37:25,393 All right, boys. Open up the tail and torch that load. 415 00:37:34,778 --> 00:37:37,739 Like the man said, the watermelon market's real soft. 416 00:37:37,947 --> 00:37:41,159 All right, wise guys. Where's the rest of those watermelons? 417 00:37:41,284 --> 00:37:42,827 Beats the heck outta me. 418 00:37:43,119 --> 00:37:46,373 You know, I thought they were with Murdock's dog, Billy. 419 00:37:47,749 --> 00:37:50,043 They're headin' south. I pulled that roadblock. 420 00:37:50,210 --> 00:37:52,504 They got about a 15-minute head start on us. 421 00:37:52,712 --> 00:37:56,007 You take these guys over to my place and get the chopper. 422 00:37:56,216 --> 00:38:00,095 The rest of you guys, come with me. And call Bill Mather. Tell him to pick up his rig. 423 00:38:00,220 --> 00:38:02,514 That truck's not gettin' through this valley. 424 00:38:11,272 --> 00:38:12,607 See ya, guys. 425 00:38:53,898 --> 00:38:55,525 Outta here. Move it. 426 00:39:05,994 --> 00:39:08,580 Go tell Lenny to fire up the chopper. I'll be there in a minute. 427 00:39:09,706 --> 00:39:11,249 Don't even think it, mister. 428 00:39:11,416 --> 00:39:14,294 Just... takin' out a cigar. 429 00:39:14,377 --> 00:39:17,380 - No, you ain't. - Oh, no. 430 00:39:17,505 --> 00:39:22,093 Murdock, please... don't look at the horses. 431 00:39:22,802 --> 00:39:27,640 Horses. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no! 432 00:39:28,183 --> 00:39:32,437 No! I used to have horses on my walls... 433 00:39:32,645 --> 00:39:38,109 horses in my bedspread, horses in my closets! 434 00:39:38,151 --> 00:39:41,529 Horses... Horses everywhere! 435 00:39:45,241 --> 00:39:49,037 - What are you, nuts? - Sure is. Certified by the state and everything. 436 00:39:49,788 --> 00:39:51,372 Shut him up, man. 437 00:39:52,749 --> 00:39:57,337 Whoa! Whoa, big fella. Whoa! Easy! Easy, big fella! 438 00:39:57,378 --> 00:40:00,967 Whoa! Whoa. Here. Here. Here. 439 00:40:03,510 --> 00:40:05,386 Easy. Easy, big fella. 440 00:40:05,512 --> 00:40:09,849 Whoa! Whoa! Easy. 441 00:40:09,933 --> 00:40:12,727 Easy, big fella! Whoa! Whoa! 442 00:40:19,317 --> 00:40:20,568 Jake, get the extinguishers! 443 00:40:20,652 --> 00:40:22,904 Mark, get those horses outta there! 444 00:40:27,450 --> 00:40:30,662 Hey, fella! The whole barn went! Some sort of gas main! 445 00:40:30,745 --> 00:40:32,956 They got guys crawlin' around lookin' for their heads! Terrible! 446 00:40:33,039 --> 00:40:34,541 You better get down there! 447 00:40:45,927 --> 00:40:49,681 - You gotta be kiddin'! - We've gotta have some firepower. 448 00:41:01,943 --> 00:41:04,279 Get on the horn. Let Mr. Easterland know. 449 00:41:14,831 --> 00:41:16,541 How do you think the others are doing? 450 00:41:19,794 --> 00:41:23,256 Probably not too good. There was Easterland men back there. 451 00:41:23,423 --> 00:41:25,258 This whole plan sounded ridiculous from the start. 452 00:41:25,383 --> 00:41:27,176 I should've known it wouldn't work out right. 453 00:41:27,594 --> 00:41:31,222 Hannibal's plans never work right. They just work. 454 00:41:55,747 --> 00:41:58,625 - They're alongside, B.A. - I know. 455 00:43:11,698 --> 00:43:14,826 Oh, boy! Is somebody in for a surprise! 456 00:43:37,265 --> 00:43:39,642 One of us has got to do it. 457 00:43:43,604 --> 00:43:45,523 Take her down, Murdock! 458 00:43:50,236 --> 00:43:52,238 This is Lady Crazy Pilot to Lady Crazy Bombardier. 459 00:43:52,363 --> 00:43:56,534 We're over the target, and I'm turnin' the craft over to you. Commence bomb run. 460 00:44:05,168 --> 00:44:10,131 Aw, Face! You lack experience. Watch. 461 00:44:10,465 --> 00:44:12,091 Let's get outta here. 462 00:44:24,270 --> 00:44:26,230 Nice drop, Kemosabe. 463 00:44:26,314 --> 00:44:29,650 He wanted watermelons. I just gave him a couple. 464 00:45:00,014 --> 00:45:01,849 What happened to my car, Hannibal? 465 00:45:01,933 --> 00:45:03,851 I told you. B.A. and Murdock are bringing it. 466 00:45:04,352 --> 00:45:06,813 We had to leave it at Easterland's. We took the chopper. 467 00:45:07,188 --> 00:45:08,815 There's something you're not telling me. 468 00:45:09,232 --> 00:45:13,069 - Somehow you hurt my car. - Hurt your car? 469 00:45:13,152 --> 00:45:16,447 You're really hurting me by saying that, guys. You... 470 00:45:16,572 --> 00:45:18,616 You think I got a bad deal. 471 00:45:18,741 --> 00:45:20,535 I'm the one who got the bad deal! 472 00:45:20,660 --> 00:45:23,079 It's not that I don't appreciate what you done and all. 473 00:45:23,162 --> 00:45:26,040 If you hadn't driven our crop to market, we would've lost everything. 474 00:45:26,207 --> 00:45:30,002 But $33.60 a bushel is a lot less than we said at the Frisco market. 475 00:45:30,128 --> 00:45:33,256 Well, maybe I'd have got that if you'd have taken better care of 'em. 476 00:45:33,631 --> 00:45:36,342 I mean, who wants to eat watermelon that are too ripe? 477 00:45:36,467 --> 00:45:39,095 - Not me. I can tell you that. - Face. 478 00:45:39,345 --> 00:45:43,850 Uh, yeah, okay. Okay. I said we'd reduce our cut to 20%. 479 00:45:44,100 --> 00:45:46,018 That should make the difference. 480 00:45:46,185 --> 00:45:49,188 I was just trying to boost profits for everybody. 481 00:45:49,856 --> 00:45:51,858 Hannibal, my car! 482 00:45:54,360 --> 00:45:56,779 I want my car! That's all I care about! 483 00:45:56,904 --> 00:45:58,573 - I want my car! - It's on its way. 484 00:45:58,656 --> 00:46:00,491 I feel like I'm waiting for a baby. 485 00:46:00,700 --> 00:46:02,785 Well, here comes the little darling now. 486 00:46:15,715 --> 00:46:18,426 With the excitement and the escape... 487 00:46:19,010 --> 00:46:21,053 I don't remember it looking like that. 488 00:46:23,389 --> 00:46:26,976 A couple of bolts and some new paint? 489 00:46:27,143 --> 00:46:29,187 Look, lady, I was with you, remember? 490 00:46:29,520 --> 00:46:32,106 You talked me into this, Face. 491 00:46:33,149 --> 00:46:38,029 Whatever it takes to put my cute, little, new Le Car back into shape... 492 00:46:38,154 --> 00:46:40,323 is comin' outta your end. 493 00:46:40,740 --> 00:46:42,408 - Wait. My end? - Mm-hmm. 494 00:46:42,450 --> 00:46:45,369 Oh, uh, my end's already down 10 percent. 495 00:46:46,037 --> 00:46:49,123 Don't feel bad, Amy. Billy and I will chip in too. 496 00:46:49,207 --> 00:46:53,461 Won't you, boy? Good doggie! Good doggie!